general-chat

[tired steeple]

I really like black templars so it fucking sucks they’re like this

[inner nimbus]

9/10 times it's a black templar

actually, no, 12/10 times it's a Black Templar

[dire kayak]

iron warriors > black templars

[brave slate]

Are the black templars the one with the German accent? Or did that just start with memes?

[tired steeple]

When I pick bad guys I like to pick the worst guys

And black templars are some of the worst

[languid hazel]

Literally any space marine chapter > Black Templars

[tired steeple]

They’re not druhkari level bad

[lethal solstice]

Entirely memes

[south valve]

They have a cool aesthetic

[tired steeple]

But still

[dire kayak]

yeah but iron within iron without

so iron warriors are the best

[inner nimbus]

blood ravens my beloved

[rain pilot]

Hello chat

[tired steeple]

My favourite chapter is blood angels

[light fable]

black templars are the black armoured space marines with a white cross as their logo I dont think theres anything german about them, you may be confusing them with the kreig

[stiff elbow]

black templars make up... 80% of the warhammer fandom but ALSO make up..... 1001294919419% of the hate crimes

[lethal jasper]

…were you the one who made that reddit post

[stiff elbow]

CURIOUS. . .

IM NOTICING. . .

[tired steeple]

I think raven guard climbed to my second favourite chapter

[brave slate]

I need to get more into Warhammer lore other than Darktide and dawn of war...

[dire kayak]

my favourite is the thousand sons

[odd shadow]

Space wolves and salamders would like to have a word with you

[rain pilot]

Good fucken

Nit again ant

[lethal solstice]

Krieg also aren't german its literally just the helmet

[dire kayak]

do i look the kind of person who uses reddit?

[tired steeple]

Krieg are french

Despite having a German name

[lethal jasper]

Yes.

💀

[brave slate]

Le Krieg

[rain pilot]

No it's a mix of uniforms from WW1

[lethal solstice]

They're kitchen sink

[dire kayak]

[light fable]

yeah but it gets memed on, I like to think they'd have french accents as that'd piss off the people that want them to have german ones

[stiff elbow]

L'Krieugie. . .

[tired steeple]

Well I guessss

Biggest always felt French to me

[rain pilot]

"Well I guess" nothing

[lethal solstice]

French coat
German helmet
British mask
American (?) rifle

[lethal jasper]

Just wondering because there was a post about it and turns out that the person who kicked them was just trying to make room for their friend. Was a coincidence

[stiff elbow]

prussian militarism is such terrible larp anyways

[tired steeple]

See the coat is the longest part of the uniform

[stiff elbow]

just as annoying as nazi larp

[tired steeple]

So that’s the most French %

Therefore they’re French

[rain pilot]

That is not a good arguement

[lethal solstice]

True

[dire kayak]

palanites are so cool

i love being able to do an underhive thing

[lethal solstice]

75% french by volume

[light fable]

Guillaume bring ze big flamethrower

[rain pilot]

If I said that about any group in the world I would be banned from most places as a bigot

[odd shadow]

Interesting history but terrible larpers

[stiff elbow]

how does this relate to anything 😭

[rain pilot]

I am not asking you airhead

[brave slate]

By L'emperor! Zis is heresy!

[river ingot]

sorry have to pick up the jetpack from the armory

[dire kayak]

guilliman can i have headpats

[languid hazel]

Guh… now I dunno what I wanna play while high Dx

[odd shadow]

Rejects in darktide be saying his name like GHOUL-LEE-MON

[tired steeple]

Stardew

Not really a thinking game

[lethal jasper]

Genuine question. Have you considered therapy? You have so much hatred inside you.

[tired steeple]

Oh my god don’t remind me

[rain pilot]

Stardew reminded me of thw word brew

[river ingot]

no headpat emotes in non nitro 🙁

[rain pilot]

I want beer now

[tired steeple]

God we need more games about brewing

[dire kayak]

[light fable]

I wasnt saying girlyman I was saying the common french name Guillaume

maybe robot should be french too

[stiff elbow]

what "hatred"

am i a hateful person?

[odd shadow]

Next warhammer fantasy game add a section about brewing for the dwarfs

[languid hazel]

Eh, i prefer Gustave

[rain pilot]

Yes

[tired steeple]

Or the best French name harrier du bois

[rain pilot]

100% yes

Hands down

[dire kayak]

can i have headpats

[dreamy sorrel]

Do we know what time to expect the update tommorow ?

[lethal solstice]

Damn can't a girl be a hater today without being bothered

[lethal jasper]

Have you read half the shit you’ve said in this discord? If you can’t figure it out, then yes, you need help.

[languid hazel]

applies headpats

[rain pilot]

The most hateful person on the server

[whole bough]

also

[languid hazel]

:3

[river ingot]

confining headpats to nitro is pretty hateful

[little marten]

Who actually is Krieg and what does he want with the Warhammer ????

[rain pilot]

By a damn mile

[stiff elbow]

why cant a girl just live a little

[whole bough]

its a birthday update as my bdays tommorow

[dire kayak]

[whole bough]

poggies

[odd shadow]

The death korps of CRAIG

[dire kayak]

dont worry we love you for it

[stiff elbow]

🚬

[dire kayak]

happy birthday

[rain pilot]

You living is taking the enjoyment of others like a succubus

[little marten]

Oh god 🙈

[stiff elbow]

i said i hated nazis

[lethal jasper]

Just remember your warning from aquila

[languid hazel]

Gaymers

[stiff elbow]

everybody should hate nazis

[languid hazel]

I’m gonna dew it

[rain pilot]

You're a killjoy

A massive killjoy

[little marten]

Happy birthday for tomorrow

[lethal solstice]

Holy shit do you just hate fun or smth

[tired steeple]

You hate nazis?! That’s like, racist!

[languid hazel]

I’m gonna fucken kill people in Death Stranding and nyot clean up my mess :3

[little marten]

Guys stop arguing

[lethal solstice]

I've only seen you speak to intervene when people are talking about things you don't like

[rain pilot]

Everytime I see your name I go
"Well fuck the fun is over"

[tired steeple]

I like ant

[stiff elbow]

this is widerally............ erm, 1967 or something!!

[little marten]

Ok I’ve defused the situation can you guys please tell the wardens I did that so they can promote me thanks x

[stiff elbow]

this is WIDERALLY jerjer well

[languid hazel]

I don’t mind ant. Don’t know her too well but she seems okay c:

[lethal jasper]

No. I hate having politics or inciting stuff shoved in my face and ant is a huge culprit of this

[brave slate]

Damn, this is the second time this hour that the server has started shit flinging

[thorn wedge]

I don't trust them

[stiff elbow]

thank you, you guys are so nice!!!

[lethal solstice]

Then just block them!!!!!!

[dire kayak]

chat do i buy the palanite enforcer captains or or the enforcer sanctioner pattern automata?

[lethal solstice]

Its not that hard!!!!!

[thorn wedge]

So instead of staying asleep for my overnight tonight

[languid hazel]

Hating Nazi’s isn’t political. It’s a civic duty

[green vector]

true

[lethal jasper]

Nah I’m keeping an eye on them and reporting if needed

[stiff elbow]

hating nazis is the greatest honor one can do

[tired steeple]

Have you seen the server you’re in

[lethal jasper]

Not that specifically

[thorn wedge]

I recorded all my load out trees

[rain pilot]

Stfu about nazis since you didn't live through that shit

[fading otter]

Her like second message was a homophobic insult and then she insinuated the majority of the Warhammer community is fat British chuds

Great start

[rain pilot]

I am tired of seeing nazi this

Nazi that

Stfu

[thorn wedge]

Stim labs can suck me though I don't care

I'm tired

[south valve]

Darktide general moment

[little marten]

But I am a fat British chud wtf?!?!?!

[green vector]

yep

[stiff elbow]

NAZI this... NAZI that... NAZI PLEAAASE! If a NAZI gonna borrow a fry, is a NAZI gonna give it back?

[lethal jasper]

Even called Americans as AmeriKKKans multiple times

[lethal solstice]

"I do not like this person and they annoy me"
"I will watch everything they do and complain"

[tired steeple]

Yeah it’s a joke

[rain pilot]

Lol yup

[dire kayak]

painted we should talk about the lex in the backroom of the chapel

[tired steeple]

It’s not to be taking seriously

[south valve]

"I judge you all" - Saltzpyre /lh

[stiff elbow]

im a trans lesbian 😭

[tired steeple]

Idk how anyone gets offended by amerikkkans

[lethal jasper]

It’s inflammatory and they know it. That’s why they got a warning from Aquila

[stiff elbow]

what homophobic insult did i say

[tired steeple]

No it’s a joke

[rain pilot]

Trans lesbian?

[stiff elbow]

this is ragebait...

[languid hazel]

I’m so cornfused

[stiff elbow]

this is me

tranquil and serine

[lethal jasper]

It’s not funny.

[stiff elbow]

like this dog

[tired steeple]

I think they just don’t like that you say leftist opinions they disagree with

[dire kayak]

im just confused and hungy

[blazing ibex]

This chat needs 2 chill

[tired steeple]

In the warhammer server

For the tame warhammer

[odd shadow]

I’m just here eating my fried rice and chicken wtf is going on rn

[fading otter]

“C*cksucker”?

[tired steeple]

About the fascist imperium

[stiff elbow]

[rain pilot]

@lethal jasper as long as the collective likes it you are out of luck

[dire kayak]

khorne...?

[little marten]

Just modmail the wardens with the offending messages there’s no point having a general chat tribunal

[tired steeple]

Tribunal

Mercenary tribunal

[green vector]

40k is a video game

[odd shadow]

Believe or not this is a normal day in this discord

[green vector]

we come here to escape reality

[thorn wedge]

If men over 30 had to wear government mandated chastity cages that you had to rent the key for

[rain pilot]

Good luck with that bud

[tired steeple]

Escape reality. In the game about the fascist imperium

[blazing ibex]

It kind of isn't. To be honest

[dire kayak]

hoouugghhh

[thorn wedge]

There would be statistically less rapes

[green vector]

yes?

[little marten]

Bro

[tired steeple]

Based on thatcher era Britain

[blazing ibex]

It's just that more recently, it's been a reoccurring thing

[odd shadow]

The times I log in to check when I got time somebody be on some bs in this chat so idk 🤷‍♂️

[stiff elbow]

true

[rain pilot]

Alright

[thorn wedge]

Someone had to say it

[rain pilot]

Admin time

[blazing ibex]

And it probably shouldn't be.

[stiff elbow]

wh40k is post-brexit london

[little marten]

Don’t die on this hill brother lmao

[dire kayak]

i wanna buy more necromunda minis

[brave slate]

We're on a quest to collect the 40 thousand warhammers and all that's happening is arguments

[thorn wedge]

I'm not defending the hill, merely point out its there

[stiff elbow]

i agree with this

[dire kayak]

i ate one of them

[rain idol]

Would that make 30k Birmingham?

[south valve]

Can we talk about our favourite personality or something

[tulip kettle]

I can't wait for the mechanicus update tomorrow

[south valve]

I like the Maul

[rain pilot]

@misty trench it's happening again

[tulip kettle]

Ogryn

[stiff elbow]

30k is like... south sudan or something

[dire kayak]

ive grown to love judge

[thick bluff]

hey fams just joined this server looking for some people with mics who communicate to play with im leveling my psyker i just started

[south valve]

Which one?

[brave slate]

Keep your hands off the remaining 39999

[tulip kettle]

Orgyn

[south valve]

Judge is cool

[dire kayak]

but loose cannon is still my favourite

[tired steeple]

There’s a few lfg channels

[south valve]

Based

[odd shadow]

even in 400000 years into the future, Birmingham is still a shithole

[blazing ibex]

The lfg chats would be your best bet

Mind uh

[tired steeple]

Use those they get people quickly

[thick bluff]

thank u

[blazing ibex]

The current state of this channel

[tulip kettle]

Tyty. You're based too Mr Arb

[stiff elbow]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum is down the hall and to the left

[half sinew]

Brimingham is worse than anything 30-40k has to offer in fantasy.

[tight sierra]

Darktide genuinely has one of the lamest name censors in the entire gaming industry

[brave slate]

Be sure to get the right region

[stark bobcat]

Blame the playerbase

[little marten]

Birmingham is a massive shithole

[lethal jasper]

Usual suspects too.

[odd shadow]

Not even the Chaos God would settle their or spread their influence there

[stark bobcat]

very immature

[rain pilot]

Ainz

[dire kayak]

AAAUUGGGHHHH

[stiff elbow]

WAIT

[rain pilot]

Can you spare me the pain?

[stiff elbow]

TRUTH NUKE

[odd shadow]

Admins please pin the comment for educational purposes

[rocky aspen]

Slaanesh still would

[tired steeple]

This isn’t even worth a mod looking into btw

[stiff elbow]

[rain pilot]

Deep fry me and cover me with butter

[brave slate]

Everyone there wakes up in a steaming mood

[tight sierra]

Id understand slurs and stuff but i cant even put the word american or poopy

[rain pilot]

Ah

[stiff elbow]

⁉️

[south valve]

I also like fanatic

[dire kayak]

magos we should talk about how glorious mars and the omnissiah is in the backroom of the chapel

[south valve]

"Blood for the God Emperor" funny

[brave slate]

For twice the cholesterol

[rain pilot]

Hell yehaag

[tired steeple]

If lamia consistently gets away with asking people to whip them, and then several others talk about hadron stepping on their balls, I doubt a mod is gonna care about the argument that just transpired

[little marten]

Sound as a pound la’

[rain pilot]

I think I am becoming lucid with reality

Huh

[stiff elbow]

our swag is too different

our bitches too bad

what is to be done. . .

[dire kayak]

theres no flava without sport

[thorn wedge]

Ctf 2fort genfilp sub/dom dubcon mpreg hadron

[stiff elbow]

YEW' NEVAH' CHANGE, SISTAH. . . STILL PLAYIN' WIT'CHER FOOD!

[languid hazel]

“THERE’S NO FLAVUH WIFOUT SPORT!”

[wheat harness]

.

[brave slate]

I'm suddenly reminded of flava flav

[wheat harness]

FLAYVAH TOWNE

[tired steeple]

I’m off to go play more red dead 1

[dire kayak]

IF ONLY WE COULD MAKE THIS LAST

[south valve]

Can we ping There's No Flava

[river ingot]

theres

no

flavour

without

memes

[south valve]

How is it compared to 2?

[wheat harness]

servoskull, generate Rinda Karnak in a bikini

[brave slate]

You forgot the burgle sauce you fuckin donut!

[tired steeple]

It’s just older and a bit more jank, less in depth but still fun and a great story. I’m doing undead nightmare after finishing the main game

[dire kayak]

i hope rinda gets some fire ass voicelines when we fight her again

[stiff elbow]

mfs have the AUDACITY to say this but then I say something like "krieg larpers are annoying" and then I get dogpiled on 😭

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[tired steeple]

Yeah this is what I mean

[south valve]

Fair enough

[dull hamlet]

Just moved into my new house, got everything set up, I'm so fucking beat

[dire kayak]

i hope someday we get karnak twins cosmetics

i wanna dress my zealot up as rinda karnak

[tired steeple]

Do you wanna smell the armour they’ve been wearing

You’ll crowk

[wheat harness]

Do you not like happy gas mask noises?

[tired steeple]

Croak

[wheat harness]

and all other shit

[wheat harness]

🫃

[languid hazel]

Death Stranding, a game where killing people is a VERY bad idea. I just murked like twelve guys :3

[little marten]

CHAOS WASTES 2.0

[thorn wedge]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQu56u40BC8xcV-pn4thKdXV4OW8gzuI7WUhiTRhREFvQ&s=10

[stiff elbow]

i want to continue playing death stranding but theres the fucking spider entity things that crawl on ur screen if u alert them

[dire kayak]

i will have to cut back on your treats for this

[stiff elbow]

i just cant do it

i cant

i physically cannot do it

[brave slate]

The chaos just got wastier lads

[stiff elbow]

they're so fucking icky

[wheat harness]

servoskull, generate this person's pfp into a daemonculaba

[languid hazel]

I don’t tecall them in the first game

[dire kayak]

i keep trying to get through death stranding but i never know what im doing or what is happening

[quaint moss]

what are the voices in my head 🗣️

also taking a short break from stellaris

[stiff elbow]

turns out the are only in On The Beach

i saw them in a clip on insta but both games look VISUALLY the same

[languid hazel]

Ah

[stiff elbow]

i might get on epic and play death stranding again. . .

[languid hazel]

The second game isn’t on ecksbawcks sadly

[quaint moss]

i love death stranding 🌟

only reason i havent completed it

[hidden whale]

guys

guys

89

[quaint moss]

its on my Playstation

[languid hazel]

mrrp :3

[hidden whale]

🤣

89

[dire kayak]

im gonna go eat a person again

[hidden whale]

89

[quaint moss]

-20

[quaint moss]

:3

[astral basin]

Aaaa

[rain pilot]

I could use withdrawls to enhance my rager for combat

[hidden whale]

guys

[dire kayak]

[hidden whale]

yoda says

76

76

🤣

[quaint moss]

crack em open like a coconut i guess

[languid hazel]

Execute order 69

[stiff elbow]

ur so washed dude

its over

[rain pilot]

Mandated edict: Mercy Sancation

[stiff elbow]

goat is... washed

[hidden whale]

!?

[brave slate]

What were the other 65 orders?

[hidden whale]

I was goat??

[dire kayak]

i eat them whole like a beast of nurgle

[quaint moss]

seagull

[stiff elbow]

not rlly

[fair bridge]

oh rpcs3 makes steam shortcuts now

yay

[hidden whale]

damn

[fair bridge]

#zealot-class message

[quaint moss]

goes good im soup

[fair bridge]

it's beautiful

[hidden whale]

hello soup

im dad

[pearl viper]

hello soup

[quaint moss]

shi welp

soup = alpharius

[quaint moss]

got the ciggies yet

[brave slate]

Oh that's neat!

[hidden whale]

no im out of milk too

:<

[dire kayak]

im starting to fall in love with the karnak twins

[quaint moss]

well ill go get some

(never returns)

[quaint moss]

tf is the karnak twins

[daring panther]

there's no flavor without sport

[dire kayak]

rodin and rinda karnak

[daring panther]

and other cooking tips from the twins

[dire kayak]

you never change sister, still playing with ya food

[brave slate]

Can't find the sport in the spice cabinet, what do I do?

[daring panther]

Submit to the chaos gods

[languid hazel]

-# if Rinda wasn’t a nurgle worshipper I’d want her to kill me :3

[quaint moss]

are those like the twins boss

[quaint moss]

hell ill do that for free

[half sinew]

holy shit its Grimm from that game series that gets no love and gets delayed 2 years when it does get love so it can never receive love again!

[quaint moss]

[dire kayak]

me nexttt

[languid hazel]

-# okay so the guys I killed haven’t popped yet. I am sad

[brave slate]

12-ish hours to go

[oak nexus]

born to dilly dally
forced to lock in

[dire kayak]

i kill many people

[rain pilot]

Conrad

Give me maid

[oak nexus]

Easy Joe

guh

[quaint moss]

no bad goob

[oak nexus]

like pull up in a maid fit

[rain pilot]

The Canadian program

[dire kayak]

[oak nexus]

you need to move away from onatrio 🙏

[rain pilot]

Probably

I think everyone here is an idiot

[oak nexus]

new darktide patch tomorrow
its all going to be worth it

[rain pilot]

I want to be stupid

So badly

[stuck crescent]

Wish I didn't have work tommorow

its not the best

[quaint moss]

if dead, no pizza or friends

[rain pilot]

Intelligence is a burden i don't want damnit

The madness

The madness...

[south valve]

You mean more stupid? /j

[rain pilot]

I wish

Fools wish to be smarts and smarts want to be fools

[dire kayak]

trueee

[oak nexus]

start snowboarding, run into a tree and get a personality reroll

[rain pilot]

Yes

[shut kayak]

hey fellas

[rain pilot]

Cat

[shut kayak]

where

[rain pilot]

U

[oak nexus]

[south valve]

Hello evil vampire

Or something

[ancient violet]

Nosferatu more like

Vitamin D deficiency

AMIRITE????

[shut kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/chipmunk-dramatic-gif-4265641

oh god

the shame

[south valve]

Tragic

[quaint moss]

exactly

[shut kayak]

get this man to the mines

[oak nexus]

no gifs!

[quaint moss]

steve

[oak nexus]

steve minecraft

[light fog]

Tomorrow?

Or today?

[little marten]

Today

[shut kayak]

i am playing this game for so long and still dotn have any mates

[light fog]

https://tenor.com/view/here-it-comes-tornado-meme-gif-23054073

[south valve]

It’s out??

[light fog]

🙁

No gifs

[shut kayak]

no gifs

[brave slate]

Just half a day to go

[glacial shoal]

hey all

how we doin

[light fog]

Build reset i heard?

[wheat harness]

aloive

[ancient violet]

We doin YOUR MOM

[languid hazel]

Alive, despite the haters’ best efforts thus far

[ancient violet]

GOTEM

[glacial shoal]

[stuck crescent]

HATING THE KRIEG

[wheat harness]

how well though

[glacial shoal]

who hating on what though

[ancient violet]

Idk

[stuck crescent]

KRIEG

HATE

[light fog]

No shop reroll?

[brave slate]

They made a post about your builds being preserved as much as possible with the new update

[quaint moss]

:3 todamorrow

[light fog]

Ah okay

[ancient violet]

Swedish people live in the future don't you know?

[light fog]

People where panicking for nothing

[little marten]

For you but I’m built different 😈

[light fog]

Im afraid I live further in the future

Ive transcended

[quaint moss]

(built wrong :)

[broken cave]

is anyone else getting alot of 2014 errors?

[light fog]

To the land of paid actors

[ancient violet]

I live in perpetual torment

Fucking someone end it all AAAAAAA

[brave slate]

Built like a shit brickhouse

[broken cave]

I just wanna play the game

[wheat harness]

THERE'S NO FLAYVAH WITH ENDING IT AWL

[glacial shoal]

yall better be doing good btw or i'm gonna hug you if you want one

[light fog]

1000 years of agi world job

Banished

[ancient violet]

"I can't take it anymore"

Continues to take it 😔

[light fog]

And forgotten

[ancient violet]

The story of my life tbh

[digital egret]

Patchie, patchie, where's my patchie?

[wheat harness]

TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT 😫

[whole glade]

should i play minecraft and eat detroit sytle pizzer as my models soak in simple green?

[digital egret]

BUT ITS THE 17th TODAY

[light fog]

It was tomorrow

[light fog]

Now tomorrow is here its tomorrows tomorrow

[brave slate]

The swedes are still asleep

[wheat harness]

TONIGHT

[glacial shoal]

we don't actually have a time for the update do we

like announced

[spare ether]

Let's make an awesome soda

[digital egret]

give me the Ogryn room nuke

N O W

[brave slate]

It'll definitely be sometime in the afternoon CET

[glacial shoal]

kaboom

[light fog]

Surely the mechanicum has calculated it accurately

[wheat harness]

shaken inside ogryn butt, GOOD FLAYVAH

[little marten]

I look forward to complaining about the update 🙏

[light fog]

Haha

[south valve]

Real

[stiff elbow]

dukane's havoc terminal says that her troops are "replenishing intel" and that we should report back in XX hours, XX minutes
#darktide-pics-vids message

[light fog]

Critical content

[stiff elbow]

fatshark always closes havoc right before they release major content

[glacial shoal]

OH yeah you're right, holy moly I forgored about that

[light fog]

Will it upset me, most likely, will i keep playing, most likely

[glacial shoal]

ty for shout

[shut rain]

That's only for havoc

[brave slate]

Can't wait for teammates to insta quit after they get downed miles from the team during the expedition

[glacial shoal]

i'd imagine it'd come up around the same time tbf

[south valve]

One will likely lead into the other

[glacial shoal]

I can't wait

[stiff elbow]

the havoc timer probably leads into the update

they always shut down havoc for major content updates

[light fog]

Cave man ogryn

[glacial shoal]

slurs even the emperor didn't think of when he was alive will be uttered from the dumb randoms....the heretics will blush at the vitriol...

[stiff elbow]

the emperor is turkish

[south valve]

Rotter (hard r)

[glacial shoal]

anyway, I hope you all are having a wonderful night

ur all cool

[light fog]

Morning

[glacial shoal]

or morning

[stiff elbow]

TUUUURKIYEEEE 🇹🇷 ☪️ 🪳 🐺🐺💪🏽

[glacial shoal]

I think i'm too dented to understand this

[abstract wraith]

None of these people are cool, don't lie

[glacial shoal]

[south valve]

🦃

[light fog]

🙁 now I want a kabab and a hsp

[brave slate]

What's a hsp?

[glacial shoal]

are u da giant ork dat makes all of da rulez

[abstract wraith]

Yes

[river ingot]

[light fog]

Well the muslims call it a halal snack pack, which is just mixed kabab meat/chicken and chips with 3 sauces

Then youd eat it with a fork normally

I call it a hsp because universally it means the same thing

[brave slate]

Ahhhh.. sound like uk version of the kebap box

[light fog]

Yeah

Its probably that

[dire kayak]

curse you!!!! i felt that one!!!!!

[stiff elbow]

turkish flag
turkey has a very large muslim majority
cockroach is like a prejorative for a turk i think (the old turkish presidential estate was supposedly infested with cockroaches)
wolf is the she-wolf asena, the mother of the gokturkic peoples
muscle cus turkey is strong and awesome

[glacial shoal]

thank you for explaining friend

more information in beeg brain....

[wheat harness]

careful not to overload bone'ead implant

[stiff elbow]

the emperor is not really a turk

he's an indigenous anatolian from the neolithic age

but anatolia is where modern turkey is so

GO TURIKYE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[glacial shoal]

rahhhhhhh

🦃

[vagrant harbor]

What time/ how long until the update do we think?

[light fog]

MIXED SNACK PACK BOX RAHHHHHHHH

[glacial shoal]

check havoc timer in game and it's prolly around the same time ish

when that ends

[brave slate]

Not much longer

[glacial shoal]

yeah

[vagrant harbor]

Awesome. I'll check that.

Are we expecting new drip?

[brave slate]

Update will hopefully be out shortly after I wake up

[glacial shoal]

I think (?)

[stiff elbow]

why are the tallarn desert raiders so white

[glacial shoal]

I think there's even new drip that's earnable in game (????????)

don't quote me on that one

[green vector]

hopefully

[stiff elbow]

arent they supposed to be bedouins

shouldnt they be a bit browner

[glacial shoal]

wym

[stiff elbow]

if u look at the models and the official artwork

they are pretty white

[light fog]

So?

[brave slate]

I think the hestias blessings (penance point unlock) will get a much needed update with free drip. The cash shop will also get a new rotation

[stiff elbow]

but they are based off the nomadic arab bedouin peoples

[glacial shoal]

oh the darktide raiders

[stiff elbow]

so it would be awesome and more realistic for them to be BROWN

since tallern is a DESERT PLANET

[light fog]

Oh

Pfft

[stiff elbow]

and they are based off ARABS

[stiff elbow]

true

other than that, tallarn larp is so fire

[wheat harness]

Big E with a kebab machine attached to him

[stiff elbow]

i love the tallarn desert raiders ❤️

[stiff elbow]

this would be very cool

[brave slate]

40k sunscreen is SPF 900 so the pasty lads don't crisp up under the sun

[sleek lotus]

What time does the update go online?

[glacial shoal]

this goes really hard

[stiff elbow]

mandatory bleaching sessions

[glacial shoal]

check the havoc timer in game right now

when that runs out it should be roughly when it comes out

[sleek lotus]

It's 12am, I'm not turning in my Internet and PC for that

[light fog]

Praise the beneficence emperor for these mission based gifts

[glacial shoal]

just saying that's the only info we have lol

[green vector]

12 hours from now

[stiff elbow]

12 hours and 41 minutes

[light fog]

Ogryn with a kabab rotisserie backpack

It slowly rotates

[glacial shoal]

ic ty

[stiff elbow]

i want a kebab now

istg bro

[light fog]

Brooo

[glacial shoal]

are there any kebab places near you

or vendors

etc

[light fog]

Youve been mentioning Turkey

And all I can think of is a lamb kabab

[stiff elbow]

TURKIYE MENTIONED

[brave slate]

A nice dürüm with halloumi

[stiff elbow]

ataturk please save your sons and daughters from the GREEKS

and the imperial bureaucrats in INSTANBUL

[light fog]

Aww but food culture is good

[wheat harness]

RASHUN MASTER
FLAYVAH MASTER

[glacial shoal]

for a split nanosecond I thought you said durin and I was like LOTR REFERENCE

[light fog]

I love all different kinds of food

[stiff elbow]

not turkish but i lowk want a gyro

lamb and beef gyro with tons of tatziki sauce and cucumbers and tomatos and lettuce

[brave slate]

Is that how durin was killed? Eaten with a side of halloumi cheese

[stiff elbow]

and hummus

🤤

[light fog]

Mixed souvlaki with sweet chili, mayo and bqq

[stiff elbow]

oh my god STOP TALKING

your making my stomach eat itself

[stiff elbow]

ur making me hungry

[light fog]

Haha i got bacon an eggs in the fridge

Imma cook that

And think of a kabab 😂

No word of a lie, i live probably 5 hours from the nearest kabab shop

If not that then 7 hours away

[brave slate]

The opposite of me, I live above a kebab shop

[dire kayak]

can we share food

im hungy too

[light fog]

🙁

[green vector]

that sounds horrible ngl

[stiff elbow]

that sounds amazing

[stiff elbow]

no

buy ur own

[brave slate]

I'm far enough above it and my apartment faces the inner courtyard so it ain't noticeable

[green vector]

aight that sounds pretty good then

[brave slate]

Plus it's one of the top rated ones in the city

[green vector]

bro if i lived above a shawarma shop

id be 300kg

[stiff elbow]

theres a gyro stop near the strip mall near me

five minute walk, might hit that up tomorrow

[clever horizon]

what is gyro

[stiff elbow]

its like a shawarma

but greek

[clever horizon]

isnt that a Skyrim craftable

[stiff elbow]

i dunno, i dont play skyrim 🤷🏽‍♀️

[clever horizon]

play Skyrim

[brave slate]

Same spelling but pronounced yee-roh

Because greek be like that

[clever horizon]

silent g like ay ex

[clever horizon]

is the update out yet

[stiff elbow]

dukane's terminal says 12 hours and 26 minutes

#darktide-pics-vids message

[clever horizon]

stupid question who is dukane

[stiff elbow]

commissar dukane

she runs the havoc terminal

u go to her to do havoc missions

[clever horizon]

oh the ssssedule lady for rolling steel

[stiff elbow]

yeah

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, with the stupid accent

[clever horizon]

shes hot af

[stiff elbow]

she's so hot

[stuck crescent]

Eh

She's no hadron

[stiff elbow]

hadron probably sags under all that metal

old ass hag

ppl only pretend to like hadron because she's admech

[abstract wraith]

Dukane has an odd accent

[clever horizon]

sssssedule

[abstract wraith]

Now Seffoni on the otherhand

[stiff elbow]

its obviously an eastern european accent

but the voice actor is scottish

[dire kayak]

pleaseee?

[stiff elbow]

so the RRRRs sound weird

[stiff elbow]

no!!

[clever horizon]

i wish mortis trials were better

specifically for the tube girl

[stiff elbow]

sefoni is

odd

[abstract wraith]

I haven't played in a bit and forgot they even existed ngl

[dire kayak]

im playing mortis right now

[stiff elbow]

get back to ur team then!!!!

[clever horizon]

corrupted tomes should reward aquilas like SCs in helldivers

[elder oasis]

No, they like her for real cause she is mean and they are freaky

[clever horizon]

like i dont want to eat the wound

[ripe plinth]

Is the update out yet

[clever horizon]

yeah

[stiff elbow]

collecting corrupted tomes is so tedious and is such a waste of a melk contract anyways

they dont even reward that much

[ripe plinth]

Oh nice thanks, time for me to check it out

[stiff elbow]

i reroll every single grimorie/tome contract i get

[dire kayak]

neverrrrr

[elder oasis]

Kayex is my favourite, a sweet old man that calls people pre servitors is a funny admech character to make

[midnight ibex]

Anybody got a minute to help me do Just a flesh wound? 🙂

[twin flower]

Idk if that counts as being a sweet old man if they want you turned into a lump of walking augments

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, but he's welsh so it doesn't matter

[stiff elbow]

hadron is like 200 gajillion years old

and so is kayex probably

[elder oasis]

Kayex likes us, did you know that? Hadron has voice lines where she expresses disdain that he is fond for us

[stuck crescent]

Hot

[clever horizon]

"preservitor" yooo

[twin flower]

Kayex is apparently towering, according to the new ogryn personality dialogue about him

[elder oasis]

Yeah he is a big boi

And he likes his silly little servo skulls

[twin flower]

different kind of fondness tho wasnt it

[elder oasis]

Not how I heard it, frip frop mentions it in a video as genuine fondness

[cosmic niche]

Wait does anyone have a good arbitrator build for auric

[elder oasis]

Is that a karnak twin

Typing

There is no flavour without sport or smth

Cuz she eats people or smth

[stuck crescent]

THEY eat people

[hazy valley]

I have two I've had fun using for Aurics I can share one sec

[cosmic niche]

Can you dm me them?

[elder oasis]

Its good for siblings to share hobbies

[cosmic niche]

Or just the arbites chat

[hazy valley]

Sure but I'll warn I have no idea how optimized they are because one build is from ChocoB and the other is from Mr. Unc. But both have been really fun

[dire kayak]

i had to clutch on mortis trials im not cut out for this

[cosmic niche]

K

[hazy valley]

I'll drop it in the Arbites chat

[cosmic niche]

K

[brave slate]

Arbites chat pins also has a bunch of other builds

[cosmic niche]

Thanks

[brave slate]

What caused the wipe? Trapper wave or sniper wave?

[dire kayak]

sniper wave

but a trapper wave ended us on wave 10 so

[brave slate]

It's always one of the 2

[red shadow]

When is the update tomorrow?

[brave slate]

Probably in 12 hours

[twin flower]

Idk if they even dropped a time

[brave slate]

This is just based on the havoc timer

[red shadow]

Probably not midnight eh?

[brave slate]

Depends on your timezone

[red shadow]

Eastern

[brave slate]

The Devs will probably drop the update around noon their time (CET) so they have a few hours to keep an eye on it before heading home

[dire kayak]

im gonna buy ice cream,,,,,

at 1 in the morning,,,

[brave slate]

What flavour?

Are the shops even open at that hour?

[fair bridge]

yippee!!!!!!!!!

i'm gonna get myself some actually since u brought it up....

[dire kayak]

hmmmm,,,,,

[fair bridge]

we have moose tracks in da freezer

[dire kayak]

ill see what they have

[dire kayak]

SHAREEEE

PLEASE!!!!

[fair bridge]

mm

no!!

:)

[dire kayak]

:((((((

[whole glade]

AUGHHHH

[dire kayak]

it looks positively frosty down there

[teal token]

Is the update there yet?

[light fog]

So?

[ripe plinth]

I have been bamboozled by Grant, it is not out yet 😔

[twin flower]

They usually announce it if its live i think

[teal token]

On youtube?

[twin flower]

no?

[astral basin]

Goobtub

[teal token]

Hello comrade Macintosk
Hello comrade THE MUG THRONE OF MUGS

[dire kayak]

hooouuggghhh

[rain pilot]

I think I am not mentally well enough for this place lads

[abstract junco]

You me both

[rain pilot]

My mental issues gotten worse

[acoustic pebble]

YARRICK IS ALIVE FUCK YES

[rain pilot]

Or just regular disgruntlement of life

Ghosted by new friends constantly on discord

I can't tell between dream and reality

The pain is hard to bare

[twin flower]

He is?

[clever horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-laugh-fall-over-loosing-it-gif-12699572490101125055

wow okay

[rain pilot]

Idk if I should go or not

[teal token]

Hello comrade Jeo the Easy

[oak valley]

What time does update drop tomorrow

[rain pilot]

Probably usual gamer time

[midnight ibex]

Hey guys! Anyone available to help with "just a flesh wound"?

[modest flume]

I won't ghost you

[rain pilot]

I hope so

Already happened once here and that be my fault

[modest flume]

There is no hoping to do

I won't

Gave my word, it is so

[azure cobalt]

As the mind to the body so the soul to the spirit, as death to the mortal man so failure to the immortal, such is the price of all ambition.

[teal token]

Hello comrade Bushman the Repulsive

[rain pilot]

I am just going insane being surround by morons and sociopaths constantly

[river badger]

The TF2 Sniper is in 40K?!

[teal token]

Perhaps?

[rain pilot]

Truck-chan

Hit me please

🙏

[abstract junco]

Professionals have standards

[rain pilot]

If that was the case. Science studies wouldnt flip flop constantly

[modest flume]

Hello

[rain pilot]

Red meat bad. No wait now chicken bad

No wait now fish bad

Wait wait it's pork

[modest flume]

Everything in moderation

[rain pilot]

The only moderation for stupid is a bullet to the head

And a shallow grave

🚬

[rain pilot]

Yes

[wide seal]

Almost lvl 30 on all operatives except ogrynhe is still lv one I have 4 lvls 30 rest are 20+

[blazing ibex]

A reminder from the autistic dog girl that you all matter and deserve to be loved.

[rain pilot]

Sure

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[twin flower]

I justsaw the animated short lmao

Peak is back

[jaunty path]

Thank you autistic dog girl. Very supportive

Now can fs drop the update sooner

Im getting bored

[azure cobalt]

Foolish are those who fear nothing, yet claim to know everything.

[rain pilot]

Missis

Use me as a shield so I perish faster

[jaunty path]

Hi joe

[rain pilot]

[jaunty path]

Noh

[teal token]

Is the update there yet?

[rain pilot]

Sadge

[teal token]

Hello comrade Misus the She/Her

[twin flower]

its like 2:30am in swede so prolly like a lot later in the day

[languid hazel]

🫂

[azure cobalt]

Facts are chains that bind perception and fetter truth. For a man can remake the world if he has a dream and no facts to cloud his mind.

[rain pilot]

Personally i just want to strangle the stupid out of people

Or air

Which even comes first

[modest flume]

No, you

[dire kayak]

[blazing ibex]

I am only speaking a truth that all should know.

Unless you do something not very good with malicious intent.

[dire kayak]

i never have malicious intent

[teal token]

Hello comrade goober on the hotline

[dire kayak]

haiii

[hazy kestrel]

Should I play Darktide or sleep?

I want to play Darktide, but I’m fucking tired.

[dire kayak]

can i has headpats?

[dire kayak]

[hazy kestrel]

I think I’m gonna sleep.

[oak nexus]

daps you up

[twin flower]

bro eepy

[hazy kestrel]

My eyes hurt and beg me to sleep

[oak nexus]

bros tucked in

[twin flower]

Go to bed

[oak nexus]

bros as snug as a bug in a rug

[hazy kestrel]

I would like to

But I also want to game

I have an itch to game

But I’m tired

[twin flower]

Truly a modern day dillema

to eep or game

[rain pilot]

I think I am going to try to get into making music to cope with these emotions I got

[marsh iris]

im too excited, probably gonna play sm2 later

[twin flower]

sponk marines

[marsh iris]

spank marines

[twin flower]

im listening

[marsh iris]

[modest flume]

Me too, so indeed, no, you

[modest flume]

I can run a game with you if you'd like

We can do slap only or some stupid shit

[hazy kestrel]

Too tired.

[hazy kestrel]

For sure

[modest flume]

Welp, back to X4

[exotic torrent]

How begginer friendly is this game?

[modest flume]

You can navigate solo

With friends it's more fun

The community can be a bit unfriendly though

[fair bridge]

tutorial goes over all the basics. additional questions can be asked in #gameplay-help and people are usually quite responsive there

start from the lowest difficulty

[dire kayak]

hoouugghhhh

[modest flume]

That's not exclusive to how new you are, though

[dire kayak]

i need headpats

[tired steeple]

I need a gun

[exotic torrent]

ok cool figured ill prolly look for groups in disc to get friendly peeps just started the tutorial just saved a girl who had a knife in her

[azure cobalt]

He who allows the alien to live shares its crime of existence

[exotic torrent]

GTG KILL PPL

[dire kayak]

[modest flume]

Go, and kill in His name!

[dire kayak]

HOLY FUCK ITS CAPTAIN TITUS

[modest flume]

You can find people here to squad up with, even @exotic torrent

[daring pier]

Is the update out midnight?

[azure cobalt]

Greetings

[oak nexus]

captain titus gets down with umumusume!?!?

[wheat harness]

captain titties hello

do you think astartes have nipples

functional ones

maybe to feed the cherubs

[wraith phoenix]

ultimate gamer

[tired steeple]

They probably do

[wraith phoenix]

a man of culture

[oak nexus]

horse has been alerted

[wraith phoenix]

[oak nexus]

🐴 ‼️

[wheat harness]

thanks

[fair bridge]

great emote

[oak nexus]

mallow has all the emotes and stickers

[fair bridge]

i steal them

[wheat harness]

bad dragon ceiling decoration

[oak nexus]

wuh

[wheat harness]

100% true

[azure cobalt]

Yes I do, Haru is our chapter master

[river ingot]

what do you think of the current state of the imperium?

[twin dirge]

[azure cobalt]

It needs work

[twin dirge]

That's heresy

[blazing ibex]

Don't talk about me like this

[twin dirge]

Goblin Deez

Anyways

It's been a long time coming

I can only hold back the warp for such a time

[blazing ibex]

I will fold your laundry.

[azure cobalt]

Also We have made agnes tachyon the chief of our...science divison

[twin dirge]

With me in it?

[blazing ibex]

Yes.

[twin dirge]

Jokes on you, I'm into that

[blazing ibex]

[twin dirge]

Come fold me like a lasagna

I dare you

[wheat harness]

I will wrinkle your laundry

[twin dirge]

WOAH

CHILL

I'll crease your js

[wheat harness]

IT DOESNT MATTER, MY Js ARE WARP-MADE

[twin dirge]

My js are ALL CREASES

[blazing ibex]

Not the Garlic Bread 17s!!!

[azure cobalt]

First of all CEASE AND DESIST..

Secondly the cherubs are mechanical

[twin dirge]

So you do have nipples

[modest flume]

On the contrary, you're the exception

[twin dirge]

It's me, I'm the acidic part of the community

[tired steeple]

What do I wanna do

Hmmm

[twin dirge]

I wear away at your mind with my horrid brainrot

Wagoobagoo

[azure cobalt]

You shall be sent to the front lines with only a stick

[wheat harness]

but they do deserve a little reward for helping astartes armor up

[twin dirge]

And I shall fight in His name proudly

[tired steeple]

Might get my playstation set up to my tv and play monster hunter rise