general-chat

[somber stream]

The teeth bit is the movie

[brave slate]

Retreat into bunkers and are never heard from again

[dreamy cliff]

but realism bro!!!!!

[grizzled plover]

if realism let me fucking open things with crowbar

[somber stream]

The Germany bit is so underwhelming. I love how England went full medieval lol

[little marten]

Top 5 scariest places to be trapped with a zombie;

1. Cubicle
2. Airplane
3. Train
   4, Cupboard
4. Your mums house

[south valve]

If we're still talking about zombies, then I would probably go to a castle

[brave slate]

Part of the book talks about the fear of there being a bunch of north Korean zombies trapped underground that someone might accidentally release in the future

[south valve]

and pour boiling oil on their heads like my ancestors

[brave slate]

Fried zombie, yum

[somber stream]

Yeah then you run out of oil

And supplies, 3 months later

[brave slate]

NG will produce more

[south valve]

True

[somber stream]

Real

[south valve]

I still think it's a good spot tbh

after 5 seconds of thinking about it

[little marten]

Nooo I want to be a warlord not the oil bitch!!

[south valve]

If all else fails, just throw rocks

[somber stream]

The Afrikaan one?

[brave slate]

You can be both. The oiled up warlord

[little marten]

That’s too close to my Saturday night persona 😈

[south valve]

Freaky Gamer

[little marten]

Fucking love zombies tho my favourite horror thing

[south valve]

Not my thing tbh

[little marten]

Just need the genre to actually put big budget into showing outbreaks now not boring TWD shit

[south valve]

but I like the helldivers zombies

[somber stream]

WWZ the movie was pretty good ngl

[brave slate]

Most mainstream zombie media is mostly about human drama and people making dumb decisions

[sleek harness]

Helldivers 2 is finally getting the illuminate update

[south valve]

[elder merlin]

Illuminate boss finally?

[sleek harness]

Uhhhhhhhhhh

[elder merlin]

Before Automaton boss?

[sleek harness]

Armored striders

There's your boss

[elder merlin]

Who?

[delicate smelt]

When

Why

[sleek harness]

The illuminate robots things that shoot laser

Striders

[little marten]

Yeah the movie gets shit on but it really captures the intensity on the first watch

And I love Pepsi so

[delicate smelt]

New illuminate sub faction is gonna have a whopping total of 3 new enemies

Probably

[brave slate]

It was alright but I'm kinda bummed that we never got an adaptation of the book

[sleek harness]

Not a while ago they posted a image of illuminate cultists on Twitter I think

[brave slate]

Tho it would work better as a series

[little marten]

I think Black Summer season 1 is my favourite zombie media

[somber stream]

Yeah, book wouldn't make sense as a movie

[little marten]

The episode where they go into the city centred for extract and its total chaos was so good

[delicate smelt]

Are yall gonna be playing darktide update or helldivers update this tuesday

[somber stream]

Is it a recent thing

[clever horizon]

zombies just be nurgle cultists

[little marten]

Nah quite old, did 2 seasons but the 2nd is a bit lame

[sleek harness]

Full update vs another Warbond

Hmmm what a hard choice

[little marten]

First season is like the outbreak leading to the ‘safe zone’ in the city

But the zombies are like a lot tougher and faster and a bit smarter than usual so even one is a death sentence

[somber stream]

I'll give it a go then, ran out of thing to watch as of late

[little marten]

And they get to like the city in the end and it’s still the outbreak so you have loads of survivors among the zombies not knowing who is who and gunfights breaking out cause people getting confused

Very very good tv

[uncut bone]

[cobalt lichen]

[somber stream]

If we get running zombies irl. We're fucked

[cobalt lichen]

Not if I fuck them first

[little marten]

Run faster

[cobalt lichen]

[brave slate]

The humble bicycle will be king

[uncut bone]

What if the chain snapped

[little marten]

Don’t tell fleetwood mac

[somber stream]

'I am a hero' is also pretty good as well, think RE:Requiem took some inspo from the piece. Zombie retain some of their human habits

[brave slate]

Sounds like someone doesn't maintain their bike. Just check the chain regularly for wear and most bike toolkits have a chain tool included anyways

[little marten]

Reminds me of the daisy ridley zombie movie that just came out

[uncut bone]

What is maintaining:3

[little marten]

Don’t watch it

[uncut bone]

Can I eat it

[rancid shore]

Guys

Do you know what time it is?

[uncut bone]

Que?

[rancid shore]

Nada

[brave slate]

You could eat the gunky black grease from the bike chain. I'm sure it's calorie dense

[little marten]

Amazing premise and build up but shit

[rancid shore]

@rancid shore
@astral basin

[somber stream]

Oh the Star wars woman

[rancid shore]

This is the time

[uncut bone]

Can I wat yours :3

[uncut bone]

:0

[little marten]

Yeah lmao she’s not actually bad in the movie

[rancid shore]

Take that Spanish

[little marten]

Doesn’t look as much like an action figure as they mad her look in SW

With her glossy forehead

[somber stream]

lol

Do you know that one horror movie about kids t-posing and running around?

Forgot the name

[little marten]

Weapons?

[brave slate]

Not possible. I'm not a chain oil peasant. I'm a chain wax noble

[somber stream]

Oh that, yeah gonna watch that tonight

[little marten]

It’s pretty good actually it would have benefitted maybe from being a tv show

[uncut bone]

Edible enough

[oak nexus]

chili oil

[green vector]

cooking oil

[brave slate]

taint oil

[little marten]

Also when you see the ‘uh why wtf is this bit’ just know.. it has nothing to do with anything

[somber stream]

Oh so it's one of those

[quaint moss]

oh :>
saw that toxic commandos game for myself. it looks kinda like back 4 blood, but not garbage

[rancid shore]

At everyone

I got the recaff

[quaint moss]

nice

[rancid shore]

Id send a photo but can't

[modern elm]

rock should knock monstrosities on their ass

[rancid shore]

Staggering is enough

And make ogryn be taunted for it

But only on plague ogryns

[clever horizon]

taunt rock feels natural like lowkirkeniunely

[thick coyote]

It does stagger but not knock down type of stagger

[rancid shore]

Ogryn vs plague ogryns

Ogryn: rock
Plague ogryn: u wot mate?

[thick coyote]

You hit the plague ogryn and he hits the "try me bitch" pose

[rancid shore]

"I'll get you bitch" as he gets krakked

Also finally got my psyker and vet drip

With all yellow penance cosmetics

[little marten]

Nah it’s just a really random bit

[little marten]

Me and my buds debating getting it

I liked back 4 blood

Maybe cause it was free on gamepass

[rancid shore]

I have it free but never played it

What's it about

[little marten]

I only ever played with friends.. it’s just a l4d clone really

[fallen tree]

its just left for dead but weaker

[little marten]

But you build your character with cards

Which I thought was cool

[rancid shore]

Like darktide?

[little marten]

Nah Darktide has sauce

[rancid shore]

Y'know what?

True

Fact checked by the emperor of mankind

[green vector]

nice bait

[quaint moss]

its got 8 chapters and skillpoints instead of a card tree.
the cars are not fast but have utility

[little marten]

🙏

[little marten]

The car part is what has me torn like it could be fun with friends but are we also gonna end up flipping the car and getting swarmed constantly

[rancid shore]

Wait -

I don't think I understood it well but

They just recharge automatically?

[oak nexus]

when some bulwarks die you get nades

[sleek harness]

Oh it's the Square Guy

[rancid shore]

Oh really?

Thought it was automatically

[quaint moss]

erm rectangle

[oak nexus]

thats what I found. If you had no nades and just sat in a mission they did not respawn

[sleek harness]

Same thing

[fallen tree]

offtopic but grrrr, helldivers 2 should never have added the car with how much it flips. learning it is fine, but its so prone to bullshit i will never run it

[oak nexus]

but when you killed a group it would usually refund a nade

[sleek harness]

Square Guy

[rancid shore]

Gotcha

[oak nexus]

and you dont have to kill with a nade to get nades

[little marten]

Hahaha yeah, someone here was a good driver I’m tempted to say it was either Licht or Alex

[brave slate]

Nah, I ran the Ogryn nuke for the event and you could get back to back to back nades if you killed a bunch of Bulwarks

[little marten]

It most certainly was not me

[clever horizon]

how did event grenade regen work i didnt pay attention

[fallen tree]

it feels time based but i havent been paying full attention

[brave slate]

Kill big shield enemy. Maybe boom restock for you

[fallen tree]

i just throw more and hope for a grenade when i need

[little marten]

There’s a dt event atm

[rancid shore]

This however is true

[little marten]

?

[little marten]

What’s the reward?

[sleek harness]

Money

[rancid shore]

Next week 17 thcnew event

[cobalt lichen]

Friendship

[fallen tree]

bombs and brute award, medal reward

not frame

[brave slate]

You notice its kill based when you can only carry 1 grenade

[little marten]

Hard pass

[sleek harness]

For which

Money or friendship

[little marten]

The event

[sleek harness]

To everything then

Lame

[little marten]

I know you are but what am I!!!

[sleek harness]

Is that a question

Which I can respond

[green vector]

got his ass

[little marten]

No it’s a sick burn so stop drop and roll bitch 🔥

[sleek harness]

Where you keep coming from

Are you like

[little marten]

Oops my emoji

[sleek harness]

Stalking me and waiting for the moment I called out names to say "Hah, he got you good!"

[little marten]

Good living sounds like

[sleek harness]

Not really

[fallen tree]

about to go nurgle on this saturday night pizza, good luck lads

[green vector]

wtf are you talking about

[fallen tree]

stay safe

[little marten]

The nail is always jealous of the hammer

[sleek harness]

Why you keep awalys coming into chat when I get called out names

[green vector]

?????????????

[little marten]

Hahahaha

[sleek harness]

That happened many times to not notice

[green vector]

list em

[fallen tree]

take screenshots

[green vector]

idk wtf you babbling about

[fallen tree]

[somber stream]

Certified skibidi moment

[green vector]

release the files

[quaint moss]

top 10

[sleek harness]

Put it on the Heorthu Files

Stalking a skaven is a crime

[fallen tree]

heorthu deletes them an hr after posting. the plot goes deeper

[little marten]

WE NEED TO EXHUME HEORTHU IMMEDIATELY

[worn quail]

Life Hack: a 2-3 hour nap sometimes can feel like 10-12 hours if u have a dream

[green vector]

[worn quail]

Very cool

Very fun

Idk why this happens

[little marten]

Sleep cycles

[brave slate]

Depends on the dream

[sleek harness]

Heorthu you can the tell the truth

You like stalking me don't you

[fallen tree]

i feel like i dream when im awake. i get woken up 10 times a night. cant tell

[little marten]

Dude just ask him out

[green vector]

i think he wants to

[little marten]

Ikr

[quaint moss]

2-3 nap with a dream feels like a meth trip

[sleek harness]

Shouldn't he be the one asking me

[real bone]

Link please?

[green vector]

id have replied to nurgle saying i know you are but what am i saying got his ass no matter who it was directed to

is that better?

[little marten]

Maybe but you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

[real bone]

Anyone got the link to darktide modding server??

[somber stream]

Greyname, in search of the Elden Link

[quaint moss]

fire shrine?

[sleek harness]

Yeah because I want to date someone

Don't

Fuck

[little marten]

Screenshotted!

[sleek harness]

Stfu

[quaint moss]

[sleek harness]

I just forgot to put one word

[brave slate]

a freudian slip

what doth thy heart truly desire?

[sleek harness]

Money

[fallen tree]

"Hand it over, that thing. Your dark soul..."

[somber stream]

Dark tide...

It was, right there

[sleek harness]

Licht why you keep avoiding my questions

[somber stream]

Thine heart, truly is bereft of light

[quaint moss]

must be funny in a rich mans hand

[brave slate]

Hand it over, that thing. Your Dark Souls III: The Fire Fades Edition

[sleek harness]

See?

[solemn beacon]

The ocean is nice tonight, I even see a dark tide coming to the shore

[sleek harness]

Avoiding the question

[thin wagon]

In a rich man's home there is no place to spit but at him

[sleek harness]

I just want to know how the German economy is man

Come on

Don't be a asshole

[fallen tree]

Ahh, Kos, or some say Kosm...

Do you hear our prayers?

[thin wagon]

Dude. You haven't heard?

[sleek harness]

No

[somber stream]

an asshole*

[thin wagon]

Google is a thing, look it up.

[sleek harness]

Licht used to be my only source of German knowledge

[solemn beacon]

We need some music tonight. We could call it the symphony of the night

[sleek harness]

My magic ball that I stole from a swamp wizard only has Firefox

[somber stream]

I will keep you updated on Germany's economy. Once every quarter. And i've already done that thrice for the first Q alone

[sleek harness]

And when I try to search in it it gives me a puzzle

[somber stream]

the rat can't comprehend numbers

[thin wagon]

I'm going to rearrange your atoms until you become a debate of the Skaven of Theseus

[solemn beacon]

Answer my riddles three to search on thy ball

[sleek harness]

I don't remember that

[thin wagon]

That... that didn't rhyme at all

[somber stream]

Like, note it down? Or something

[sleek harness]

Oh cool so you will fix my body?

Great

[thin wagon]

Nah cause I'm putting it back exactly the way I took it apart.

So it's new but exactly the same at the same time

[sleek harness]

But like, at any moment the german economy could change

[thick coyote]

That would bring some bloody tears to my eyes

[sleek harness]

In a second, a day, a week, a month a year

I keep forgetting to add words

[solemn beacon]

Answer my riddles three to take a... uh.. pee... ?

[somber stream]

Greyname

Your link
https://discord.gg/rKYWtaDx4D

[sleek harness]

But you said rearrange

Dirty liar

[limpid vigil]

I got a stupid idea for a new melee weapon for psyker

it's just alucards blade from castlevania

yknow the floaty one

[solemn beacon]

👀

[sleek harness]

A staff with a spiky ball ball at the end

[thin wagon]

Man this toilet freakin' sucks man!

[sleek harness]

Very original I swear

[brave slate]

how about a staff with TWO spiky balls instead?

[limpid vigil]

Also you could have the spiky ball be shot out and back again like the wrecking ball cannon from doom the dark ages

[sleek harness]

That's a mace

Dumbass

[brave slate]

Nah, mace comes in a can dumbass

[thin wagon]

You mean a flail?

[limpid vigil]

I just wish we had more telekinesis with psykers. I think it would make a lot of sense and be cool

[thin wagon]

Mace only got the one big head

[somber stream]

A little drop fell from a tree,
Plinked in a puddle with quiet glee.

It dreamed of rivers, wide and free,
Of sailing out, toward the sea

[sleek harness]

He didn't said that there were any chains

[solemn beacon]

His writing is THIS fire?

[thin wagon]

No mace has two heada

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[sleek harness]

Because nobody ever thought of preserving a 2 headed mace

So for us it never existed in history

[thin wagon]

One cannot claim the lack of proof against is proof therefore of.

[sleek harness]

Imagine how many weapons people from medieval age used that we don't know because they were never described or preserved

[feral vessel]

What's going on in da rat house tonight?

[sleek harness]

Who

[thin wagon]

Weapons aren't biodegradable what? It's not like dinosaur fossils that got broken down too far, I am fairly certain we have a good record of every weapon we've used in history.

[sleek harness]

Most

[real bone]

Thank you

[brave slate]

Answer me this riddle:

I shimmer like gold,
Fresh I'm not cold,
In me you could drown,
I am the snows crown.

What am I?

[thin wagon]

98% most. The other 2 percent would be wooden spears and arrows.

[pine beacon]

i dont think there are weapons out htere which werent recorded

[real bone]

The link should be pinned tbh

[sleek harness]

But still, I didn't say that a 2 headed mace was mass produced and used

[thin wagon]

ew

[sleek harness]

Probably 30 soldiers used it

And then it got lost in time

[feral vessel]

jarate reference

[thin wagon]

Do you mean a mace with a head on the top and bottom?

[sleek harness]

No

[thin wagon]

Just two heads stacked on top eachother?

[solemn beacon]

Nectar

[sleek harness]

2 maces side by side at the end

[pine beacon]

if its not recorded then its because the wep either didnt exist or were trash not worth committing to it

[somber stream]

Stay hydrated varlets

[pine beacon]

2 side maces are fantasy

[sleek harness]

Yeah

I never said a 2 headed mace is good

[thin wagon]

Didn't exist is far more like. Even trash weapons were ceremonial.

[brave slate]

I think Smilez figured it out. It's piss

[sleek harness]

But the probability of someone creating it once makes it existable

[sinful dome]

A 2 headed mace is just an unsharpened battle-axe

[solemn beacon]

I just wanted to find an answer that wasn't piss

[thin wagon]

Its a maul, a big hammer but rounded and not flat

[tight sierra]

What is up with darktides egregious censorship, I wanna name my vet "AverageAmerican" and apparently American isnt allowed? What?

[feral vessel]

Heey, I answered Jarate.

[sleek harness]

Energetic juice

[brave slate]

It's always piss unfortunately

[solemn beacon]

I tried to name myself Ficky after an inside joke and it didn't work

[thin wagon]

I wish there was

[brave slate]

I thought you misspelled Karate

[true palm]

When's the update out

[feral vessel]

Chat. Character name. Male. European, preferably Eastern. Now-now!!

[thin wagon]

Try with a hyphen

[sleek harness]

Titus

[thin wagon]

Also ayeiann are you making an ogryn?

[feral vessel]

Titus for fucking damn sure isn't an eastern european name.

[somber stream]

Biguska Dickova

[tight sierra]

nope, even just putting "American" doesnt work. "America" works, but not "American"

[tight sierra]

Veteran

[sleek harness]

Jeffrey

[thin wagon]

YOU are America

[solemn beacon]

Big J

[thin wagon]

Ah it was either guns or chubby

[thick tulip]

Aleksandr Volkov
Nikolai Petrov
Mikhail Dragunov
Viktor Sokolov
Dmitri Orlov

[tight sierra]

Yeah I went guns route lol

[solemn beacon]

Glunk

[thin wagon]

Its latin

So west Europe I think. I suck at geography

[solemn beacon]

Biggus Dickus

[sleek harness]

It's roman the name

[somber stream]

Mihaly Dumitru Margareta Corneliu Leopold Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatius Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage

[solemn beacon]

After my good friend from Rome

[somber stream]

Or Womenslayer69, for short

[thin wagon]

And what did Roman's speak?

[solemn beacon]

Naoya

[sleek harness]

Roman

[thin wagon]

incorrect buzzer

[somber stream]

Roman...

[sleek harness]

It's roman dumbass

[solemn beacon]

Ambivalent yellow buzzer

[somber stream]

I don't do jjk :c

[thin wagon]

Early Roman's spoke latin,

[sleek harness]

It's latin the name Titus

[brave slate]

Akimov, Toptunov, Legasov, Boris, Dyatlov, Ignatenko

[solemn beacon]

Schblork

[somber stream]

Just go with Boris

[thick tulip]

Titus Octavian Dragomir Valdric Zarovich the Undying

[sleek harness]

Cornelius Glungus

[thin wagon]

Just a hair over the character limit

[brave slate]

Now I'm craving corn

with butter

[thick tulip]

aw shit, my bad.

[somber stream]

Try corn coated with spring onion oil

[solemn beacon]

You made me crave green beans

I'm going to the store to get some more

This is your fault, somehow

[brave slate]

I crave I crave a bean so green,
The greenest bean you've ever seen,
The greenest pasture can't compare,
Try other beans? Don't you dare,
For the bean so green is in my heart,
And after digestion it is in my fart.

[thin wagon]

You're craving the other half of my diet. 2 nights now I've grilled myself a steak, no side, only meat.

Love steak. Grilled chicken too

[keen vector]

Why is all the cool cosmetic locked behind a pay wall

[brave slate]

You love meat perfectly grilled,
Flesh of the animal freshly killed,
Roasted til the juices drip,
Send your tastebuds on a trip,
To the best place that there is,
Flavourtown, where the chef don't miss

[brave slate]

So Fatshark can make fat stacks

[feral vessel]

Thank all who answered my question.

You all get complimentary headpats and potentially hugs, should you so wish.

[thick coyote]

[somber stream]

Did you went with Womenslayer69

[keen vector]

Because I want to make my veteran cool but I just can’t

[thin wagon]

Ohhh... oh dear... ya see it all started in during WoW

Long story short. They made more off of a mount skin than monthly subscriptions by a substantial margin

Now purchaseable cosmetics are the easiest cash grab imaginable

[brave slate]

Is there a specific look you're going for? I thought vets free cosmetics aren't too bad

[keen vector]

Just more guards man like

[brave slate]

You unlocked all the penance stuff already? It's always better to see if there's anything you like amongst the free stuff before you whip out the wallet

[elder merlin]

They spoke whatever the hell they speak over in new jersey

I heard it myself way back

[dire kayak]

do i still get the headpats?

[thin wagon]

This might be correct

[solemn beacon]

1 pound watermelon

[visual vortex]

Watermelon?

👀

[feral vessel]

Of course!

Everyone has a right for headpats!!

[patent grove]

Can I just get some steak

[stuck crescent]

Can I get cider?

[feral vessel]

Can't say, wasn't included in the job description of being a big alien plant..

[solemn beacon]

Lettuce

[somber stream]

Why ask when you can just take

[stuck crescent]

Give me cider

[feral vessel]

Now that's just.. mean

Stop being mean.

[stuck crescent]

Be mean

Be mean to da plant

[feral vessel]

Do you think I can make cider or something..?

[stuck crescent]

thatchers gold

Right now

[solemn beacon]

No I'm asking for lettuce

[blazing shadow]

People who rush Havoc deserve to get a good whack on the shin with a table corner

[patent grove]

Cider would be nice too

[ancient violet]

I'll meet Thatcher in hell 😈

[vernal root]

hey so i just started playing im level 5 and my friend finished the tutorial but every time i try to invite or he invites me its like dakr and we cant do it

are we doing something wrong google says once basic training is done we can play together

if inspect anyone i cant invite them either

[river ingot]

[vernal root]

w.e. dude just looking for help

[green vector]

ask in gameplay help this chat full of clowns

[feral vessel]

..no.

You are denied the lettuce..

Go sleep.

[dire kayak]

im not sure about that, maybe try doing the first story mission alone?

[vernal root]

okay ive dont the first one but i cant even invite other player si see running around]

itjust stays blocked out

[sturdy gulch]

GUID: e051e212-dc0c-4922-9a64-b2d3477e07ce
Log File:
Info Type:

[Script Error]: scripts/boot_init.lua attempt to index global 'cjson' (a nil value)

[solemn beacon]

True

[sturdy gulch]

guys my game is crashing

[somber stream]

Any mod?

[sturdy gulch]

nothing

[dire kayak]

huh,,,

[somber stream]

Fresh install crash or sudden crash after update?

[river ingot]

what have you tried to fix the problem?

[green vector]

you restarted game?

[sturdy gulch]

fresh install

[somber stream]

Try update driver, check file integrity, check if your current rig is optimal for gaming

If all of that fails, emperor be with you

[stuck crescent]

But what about cider?

[sturdy gulch]

rig is over optimal i played in the past drivers also updated

checked integrity also

[somber stream]

Case like yours surface everyonce in a while, FS support won't be much of help neither

Either you try going around and search for similar crash code, or wait till next update

17th, i think?

[sturdy gulch]

great

[feral vessel]

You should have cider now.

[stuck crescent]

I'll take strongbow

If thatchers gold is unavailable

[feral vessel]

You should have it now..

Like. Right at the time of writing this.

[vapid verge]

Do you have an active antivirus running?

[stuck crescent]

Must have drank it too fast

[rancid shore]

So I have a savings account with 18.99 on it...why 18.99? Cuz that's the deluxe edition new dlc class price

It's literally called "Skiitari"

It shall be unmoved until I get my hands on one

[feral vessel]

Ski? So the Skitarii.. are on skis, right?

[whole glade]

i made it to the basement of re9 :3c

[graceful hamlet]

Mfw the Skitarii get added and they also have an infinite ammo gimmick

[feral vessel]

do not

[cobalt lichen]

Summoning ammo from the Omnissiah itself

[feral vessel]

I'm going to.. hug you.

[cobalt lichen]

sounds nice

[graceful hamlet]

Meleecels trying to oppress the shootychads

[feral vessel]

Nuh uh. Untrue.

You're just trying to compensate for the fact you're afraid to get your ass busted up close and personal.

[graceful hamlet]

More like too lazy 😎

Plus some of the melee combos are just annoying to do

[feral vessel]

Chat's dead, get the AED.

[graceful hamlet]

Buff Ogryn Lucky Bullet when used on a Twinlinked stubber. (I want a 4th class to have infinite ammo on)

[dire kayak]

3 days until expeditions,,,

[feral vessel]

Within three days.

[south valve]

Someone deleted a sticker

I can smell it

[lusty estuary]

why dont they just give us a car to drive around the wasteland with

[south valve]

Could be interesting depending on how spacious the maps are

[feral vessel]

I can be trusted with a Chimera.

[feral vessel]

that one gif of four russian dudes in a car getting absolutely wrecked

[south valve]

Ryan Gosling car meme

[feral vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/russian-off-road-drunk-russian-spill-shake-gif-16092745

[south valve]

Imagine 4 ogryns in a regular sized car

[south valve]

Bit rude innit

[lusty estuary]

strapping my ogryn to the top of my honda odyssey so we can go to the wasteland walmart

[south valve]

Better yet: the ogryns pull the car like Santa's reindeer

if you give them rations, they fly

[lusty estuary]

honestly they probably do got ogryns doing this

we need a combat sled

[rancid shore]

@lusty estuary holy shit a nil

[lusty estuary]

i've been spotted.

[rancid shore]

Where have you been

[rancid shore]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[south valve]

Do they have ogryn tanks?

[lusty estuary]

i've been neglecting to enrich general with my presence i'm too busy playing stupid games and winning fantastic prizes

[south valve]

and I don't mean like fish tanks

[lusty estuary]

ogryns can fit inside of chimeras already

[south valve]

[lusty estuary]

they really don't like cramped spaces though

[south valve]

Oh yeah, there's dialogue where brawler says he threw up

[rancid shore]

What stupid games

[lusty estuary]

well before marathon came out it was wartales and fallout nv but now i'm running

[stuck crescent]

@south valve

Cider

[south valve]

Welshie

Mead

[stuck crescent]

Thatchers gold

[shell goblet]

i have around 500 hours on this game split between pc and xbox and only realized like last week that there are toolbox sized lunch boxes in the valkyrie for our slab friends

[stuck crescent]

Give

[shell goblet]

and that made me rlly happy idk

[south valve]

Think they only sell strongbow near me

[stuck crescent]

G

I

V

E

[south valve]

That is nice

[south valve]

£3

If you have your Painted card, please scan it now

[lusty estuary]

ogryns deserve to have food that doesn't suck

[shell goblet]

YA NEVER KNOW IF ITS YER LAST RATIONS SAH

[stuck crescent]

This is why I voted plaid cymru

[south valve]

I see you're 16 now

[shell goblet]

i like to imagine my ogryn is actually a picky eater

[south valve]

did you kill the last guy?

[stuck crescent]

He probably likes pasta, with sauce

[south valve]

I should specify number 16, just in case

[stuck crescent]

Unlike a certain someone I know

[south valve]

Yeah, what a weirdo

[lusty estuary]

chicken tenders ONLY

[south valve]

I imagine them eating corpse starch sandwiches

[patent grove]

Pasta with sauce is weird?

[south valve]

Yes

[stuck crescent]

If you're the anglo, apparently

[south valve]

don't let anyone tell you otherwise

It's a government conspiracy

The plaid cymru government

[patent grove]

What is weirder. Pasta by itself or pasta sauce by itself

[ancient violet]

Anglos when seasoning

[stuck crescent]

I'm personally a fan of Amatriciana

[lusty estuary]

pasta sauce by itself

[wet swift]

chat can someone tell me if my arbites build is coocked or what

[ancient violet]

Go to Arbi chat #arbites-class and post the build

[lusty estuary]

i can't imagine eating pasta sauce by itself

[south valve]

Is it in arbi chat?

[stuck crescent]

Sauce

[shell goblet]

i have pasta by itself with just a little butter in them when i can't get an appetite going for myself actually

[stuck crescent]

Aglio e Olio is fine, but plain pasta is just weird

[wet swift]

i cant

[shell goblet]

so def sauce by itself

[wet swift]

i dont have image perms yet lol

[south valve]

Kinda real

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[south valve]

only I've never tried butter

[lusty estuary]

plain pasta is at least like filling

[ancient violet]

doesn't matter, just post the build from games lantern

[patent grove]

I was gonna say it depends. Sometimes noodles with just butter is amazing

[lusty estuary]

like if you had nothing else eating it plain is a reasonable option

[wet swift]

the what now?

[analog marsh]

lazy pasta dish is to get a jar of pasta sauce and then boil up some ravioli, drain it and then combine the two and add cheese on top. Easy meal.

[ancient violet]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor

[stuck crescent]

I need to make more pesto

[patent grove]

Tomato soup is tomato sauce, and that's delicious by itself

[south valve]

Oh god, what have I started

[green vector]

people really out here just not copying builds online?

tf

[stuck crescent]

Anyone else like pesto?

[south valve]

That's boring

be your own you

[river ingot]

Rejects the Moebian 67th has come to reinforce the campaign against the genestealers

[green vector]

i prefer to invest time into getting better at the actual game

[south valve]

I prefer having fun

[patent grove]

@analog marsh but wait, we can get even lazier. Can of chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs. Open the can, insert a fork, eat

[lusty estuary]

not even gonna heat it up...?

[south valve]

Even lazier: go to a restaurant

[stuck crescent]

Who's chef boyardee?

[patent grove]

Not really

[river ingot]

half of you use door dash dont lie

[patent grove]

No time

[lusty estuary]

the leading figure in pasta science

[green vector]

tf is door dash

[lusty estuary]

food delivery service

[stuck crescent]

Its like deliveroo

[green vector]

americans

[lusty estuary]

fucking deliveroo

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[lusty estuary]

that name is just making laugh

[feral vessel]

Deliveroo?

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, well you know what makes me laugh?

YOUR FACE

[feral vessel]

Hideo Kojima writing..

[lusty estuary]

hey.

[green vector]

got his ass

[lusty estuary]

you're not allowed to make fun of my deformity anymore.

[green vector]

[stuck crescent]

Hehehehohohahaha

[feral vessel]

ad hominem

[stuck crescent]

The foot guy?

[feral vessel]

feet scanned successfully

[dire kayak]

mambo

[stuck crescent]

Gambo

[south valve]

Lambo

🚙

[stuck crescent]

Rambo

[feral vessel]

mambo

[stuck crescent]

Shambo

[river ingot]

slampoe

[green vector]

zambo

[stuck crescent]

Wombo

[lusty estuary]

wumbo

[south valve]

Archer's tools be like:
AM BOW

[feral vessel]

mambo.

[green vector]

wumbussy

[stuck crescent]

Mombo

[limber zealot]

How's it going y'all

[river ingot]

give me that

[stuck crescent]

Pasta

[limber zealot]

What are you fellas up to this fine Saturday

[river ingot]

ramslow

[stuck crescent]

Football later

[limber zealot]

Nice

[stuck crescent]

Watching MLS with da

[south valve]

Oh actually, that reminds me

[limber zealot]

I'm going to a Warhammer store later

[stuck crescent]

I'm sorry

[south valve]

I used to have a friend who said he ate spaghetti without swallowing

[green vector]

about to get to work

[limber zealot]

Rn tho I'm struggling on whether I should buy Mothra or Godzilla merch

[stuck crescent]

Gamera

Obviously

[limber zealot]

Mothra is my goat but the Godzilla merch looks easier to style cause it's main color is green

[split mauve]

pisshra vs poopzilla

[limber zealot]

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

Don't talk about my goats like that

[green vector]

[stuck crescent]

Hehehehehohoho

[limber zealot]

Dope choice but unfortunately they don't have anything for him

[stuck crescent]

That is lame

[limber zealot]

At least not in this specific section of apparel I'm after

They probably have some shirts or something

[stuck crescent]

Buy cider instead

[limber zealot]

The Mothra and Godzilla merch I'm looking at is cardigans

[stuck crescent]

Thatchers gold

[limber zealot]

I'd send a picture but that shit ain't allowed in gen chat

[south valve]

Send it in veteran chat or something

[limber zealot]

Shit good point

Alright I sent it in vet chat if you wanna take a look

[narrow ledge]

best dueling sword mk? pysker

[stuck crescent]

CHAINSWORD is best dueling sword

[feral vessel]

bzzt

[stuck crescent]

Can't be any worse than bolt thrower

[river ingot]

anyone excited to make their 333 expedition

[stuck crescent]

I'm excited to make

Pasta

With sauce

Specifically sauce

Sauce @south valve

[south valve]

Extremely nothing 😔

[little marten]

It’s time

Prepare the vestibule

[frosty dagger]

Anyone wanna do psyker mortis trials

[graceful hamlet]

Don’t forget to snap the pasta in half before putting it in the pot. 😊

[frosty dagger]

War criminal

[south valve]

@split mauve Can I get your Italian opinion on this?

[split mauve]

death

[south valve]

Fair

[feral vessel]

hang this man on a post by his ballsack

[graceful hamlet]

I eat pizza without cheese

[south valve]

I don't even like pizza tbh

mainly because of the cheese actually

so I'm kinda with you

[graceful hamlet]

Get some cheeseless pizza next time. It’s peak.

[south valve]

Maybe

I had authentic Italian pizza once and didn't mind it

[frosty dagger]

Im talking about you Vaer

[rain pilot]

Made my own

[south valve]

How was it?

[graceful hamlet]

Cheeseless pizza supremacy 💪

[narrow ledge]

are they ever gonna fix the broken wrist animation on the thammer

[marsh iris]

hammered too hard

[fair bridge]

scum rebalance makes sense

very good

[viral charm]

Do we know what nerfs/buffs are coming with the new update?

[fair bridge]

yes but there are no written notes yet to my knowledge. all the info seems to come from here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQT0Sjg0u2g

[fair bridge]

if the notes were listed somewhere i can't find them on the forums. maybe i'm silly

[hazy kestrel]

Probably not pal

But here’s to hoping we get some nice reworks for the thammer.

[fair bridge]

arbites is getting weapons specialist which is nice :)

[graceful hamlet]

Nah, they gotta hype you up with YouTuber patch notes before you read the patch notes yourself

[fair bridge]

new terminus warrant keystone

¯_(ツ)_/¯

i'm willing to bet they're doing some final tweaks before launch maybe

[viral charm]

How is gonna work?

[fair bridge]

ranged attacks grant stacks of melee justice for each enemy hit (max 20), weakspot hits grant 3 stacks. wielding your primary weapon spends your melee justice stacks to grant you +10% melee strength and +20% toughness damage reduction for 12s.

melee hits grant stacks of ranged justice (max 20). wielding your secondary weapon spends your ranged justice stacks to grant you +10% ranged strength, +50% ranged cleave and +50% suppression for 12s.

vet's weapons specialist keystone works in a similar fashion

[graceful hamlet]

Range cleave is a very mild buff for my recon las vet so I’m hyped for that

[viral charm]

Looks good, I like my special highlight keystone but this one looks fun

[fair bridge]

weapons specialist:

Gain Ranged Specialist on Melee Kills (Stacks 10 times). Gain Melee Specialist on Ranged Kill (Stacks 1 times.)

When you wield your Ranged Weapon, you activate your Ranged Specialist effect to gain +2% Ranged Attack Speed, 2% Reload Speed, as well as +33% Ranged Critical Hit Chance on your next shot, per stack. Lasts 10s.

When you wield your Melee Weapon, you activate your Melee Specialist effect, to gain +15% Melee Attack Speed, and 10% Dodge Speed and Dodge Distance. Lasts 10s.

on the ogryn part now. this seems insane

point blank barrage change omg yay

50% of ammo consumed while active is returned to your reserve once finished

peak!!

frag bomb is a nuke now as it should be

human-sized, non-captain enemies are always killed within the blast radius

sweet

[round horizon]

love when the boss decides to grab me and the flamer just shoot me until I am dead

such an amazing combo. You can't do anything and just die

[viral charm]

The enemies coop too

[vernal lava]

Hi, everyone. I'm a new player. Do you know where I can find people to play with from the start?

[feral vessel]

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1045597890472579075

Everything should be there.

[trail linden]

You'll need to ask in VC for someone to carry you

[fair bridge]

hello and welcome.
#vox-lfg-lexicanum this is the guide on how to use the LFG channels
if you have questions about gameplay, check out #gameplay-help

[hazy kestrel]

Lmfao, nevermind. It’s so over thammerbros

[fair bridge]

flat telekine shield is buffed waow

[hazy kestrel]

We only got 1 (one) buff to unpowered attacks to maniac enemies.

Pain

[round horizon]

is there a easier way to level up masterie?

other than just use the weapon and play the game?

[hazy kestrel]

Buy a bunch of grey items, upgrade to green, sacrifice

[gloomy zinc]

get the mod that lets you buy and instantly sacrifice weapons from the shop

[hazy kestrel]

Around 33 or so

[round horizon]

grey?

[hazy kestrel]

Profane

Base item

[gloomy zinc]

the mod auto upgrades them with materials then sacrifices them, you can do it manually in the base game, just slower

[fair bridge]

VoC nerfed and infiltrate buffed we're living in heaven

holy fuck heavy sword

it sounds super good now

i need to check it

[patent grove]

What did they change

[cosmic burrow]

always was

[fair bridge]

special attack has been adjusted with lower base ADM against flak unyielding and carapace but now applies a base 10% brittleness on hit while being easier to chain into. stacks with other sources.
light attack that follows this special now has medium cleave, ignores stagger reduction, and deals additional damage to first target. also ignores abort attack property that cara normally has and has an added hitmass mod of 0.75 against carapace

all heavy swords can now sprint during all attacks and attack starts

also bladed momentum blessing has been adjusted: hitting multiple enemies in one sweep grants +8% rending for 4s, stacks 4 times. changed from 2.5s, stacks reduced from 5, and rending is down from 10%

[south valve]

Wait, this patch is today or?

[fair bridge]

17th

[dire kayak]

3 days aaaggghhhh

[south valve]

Oh okay

along with the new update, I see

My plastic glue is jammed or something

tragedy

[stuck crescent]

Wonder what they'll drop for the slopshop

.....probably krieg

[fair bridge]

ogryn power maul special cd reduced to 10s yayy

[south valve]

NEW Krieg cosmetics!!

with more coming!!

[fair bridge]

plasma nerf

primary fire no longer has inf cleave

[south valve]

It had it coming

[fair bridge]

secondary fire ammo efficiency buff though yay

[hazy kestrel]

Emperor, please glass Krieg

They didn’t glass it enough

[south valve]

They already glass themselves

[fair bridge]

just got to the infantry lasgun part let's see

[south valve]

that's kind of their thing

[hazy kestrel]

I know, clearly not enough

[south valve]

No no, too much

[hazy kestrel]

Their accursed slop records still plague us

[south valve]

needs more Krieg

[stuck crescent]

And being really, really, boring

[hazy kestrel]

Krieg is just a boring Armageddon Steel Legion

I said it.

[south valve]

Ima do something

[stuck crescent]

Faceless test tub babies with a ww1 aesthetic

[dire kayak]

even the palanites probably have better books than krieg tbh- (if the palanites even have any books)

[hazy kestrel]

Krieg books are awful

[south valve]

Heresy

[hazy kestrel]

Might chuck mine into the fireplace lmao

So boring.

[little marten]

What if we kissed at a black eyed peas concert?

[stuck crescent]

Lyons is soo painfully average as a writer

[feral vessel]

buuut i liked krieg..

merp

[south valve]

Best opinion ever?

[stuck crescent]

He jus never tries anything

[hazy kestrel]

Worst opinion ever

[stuck crescent]

EVER

[south valve]

I see what's going on here

[hazy kestrel]

Alright, time to officially wake up.

[south valve]

A Kriegsman bullied you guys as a kid

it's okay, we all have our issues

[lethal solstice]

Krieg is so bad you can tell other authors take visceral enjoyment in absolutely destroying them

[stuck crescent]

Looking forward to the chemdog book

[hazy kestrel]

I had a few bullies, but none of them were-to my knowledge-interested in Warhammer.

[round horizon]

my god. This helps a ton

[hazy kestrel]

Checkmate: Krieg fan

[lethal solstice]

Theres a bit in the most recent Mike Brooks book where a csm party is cleaning through some krieg and one tries to hit him with a shovel, so he just lets it slide off his shoulder and then grabs him and blows his spine out the back

[round horizon]

I was suffering using low leveled weapons to level up mastery

[stuck crescent]

I don't really hate the krieg, but they should have never been the 2nd guardsmen regiment

[wraith phoenix]

Pigeon too fat to fly

[hazy kestrel]

Armageddon Steel Legion and Maccabian Janissaries, my beloved.

St. Drusus death mask, when?

🥀

[stuck crescent]

Never

[stuck crescent]

We'd be more likely to get the praetorians or something

[glacial shoal]

I hope yall are having a good day btw

[south valve]

KEEP THE STICKERS GOING

NO STOP

[south valve]

What was the change?

[fair bridge]

basically ammo economy changes

and hitscan was changed to be slightly more forgiving

[south valve]

Oh okay

[fair bridge]

nothing too crazy

[south valve]

I guess it's better than nothing

[fair bridge]

bigger mags, bigger reserves

[void smelt]

gym went great today

[south valve]

Are these notes on steam?

[stuck crescent]

Know what really needs a change?

[fair bridge]

no just the video atm

[stuck crescent]

CHAINSWORD

[south valve]

Oh alright

[fair bridge]

i don't think they'll release the notes until update day. they may still tweak some stuff before then

[south valve]

I thought that was perfect already, Welshie

[glacial shoal]

I decided to not go to the gym today because I helped my step mom get a bunch of yardwork done and that was a crazy workout lmao

[void smelt]

always is

[glacial shoal]

plus I think my legs got a bit cut up so

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[glacial shoal]

thank but I am okay, just some papercut scratches

[void smelt]

over the past week i collected 8 20 liter sacks of dog poop from a field near me

good times

[glacial shoal]

holy moly

[brave slate]

Thats a lot of poop

[brave slate]

Don't people pick up after their dogs anymore?

[brave slate]

they deserve to have the poop flung at their faces

[glacial shoal]

poop scoop right into their face

[fiery crystal]

I don't really hate the krieg
I do

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[void smelt]

well you see, the dogs are mine

[fiery crystal]

Embed fail whoops

[stuck crescent]

Obviously, legion for life

[fiery crystal]

Let's go

[brave slate]

Jesus how many dogs you have? Or you got a bunch of huge ass half-wolves or something?

[fiery crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-so-true-even-his-gang-praised-him-gif-2243820068148274968

[stuck crescent]

Yarrick lives!!!!

[fiery crystal]

Wait I keep forgetting gifs don't work here

[tired steeple]

Ny second favourite is mordant acid dogs

[thin wagon]

I had a great dane once. Horse turds.

[glacial shoal]

embed failure is present in all of us

[tired steeple]

Then third is savlar chem dogs

[void smelt]

3, but the field was not taken care off, for some time, and now that I'm unemployed I have the time and the energy

[stuck crescent]

Looking forward to their new book

[tired steeple]

The dogs just got cool stuff going on

[fiery crystal]

Who's writing the Savlar book?

[tired steeple]

Oh there’s a chem dogs book coming out?

[fiery crystal]

My b ig I could look it up myself

[tired steeple]

Nice

Gotta read the books of my actual favourite though, steel legion

Whatever comes before helsreach

I know helsreach is a bunch of armies

[stuck crescent]

Callum Davis

[tired steeple]

But the war of armageddon features mostly the steel legion so surely it focuses on them

[fiery crystal]

Oh yeah just looked it up ig he's a new author for BL

Will be excited to check it out though

[stuck crescent]

He's done some good short stories

[fiery crystal]

Hype

[brave slate]

Took a second to realize what BL you were referring to

[stuck crescent]

Unlike the crusade for Armageddon 😒

Thanks GW

[whole beacon]

what counts as an elite enemy?
is it the ones that your char screams out

and what coulds as a specialist?

[glacial shoal]

I think elites are like, ogryns mainly no?

one or two others i'm forgetting prolly

unless i'm dented which is a good possibility

[split mauve]

elites are reapers, crushers, maulers, bulwarks, ragers, gunners, plasma gunners and shotgunners

[glacial shoal]

pog

[whole beacon]

slick cuh

[glacial shoal]

don donte coming in clutch

[fiery crystal]

Wait what's the other BL?

[split mauve]

specialists are snipers, bombers, poxbursters, trappers, dogs

flamers

basically if they are just stronger normal enemies, they are elites

if they are more gimmicky ones, they are specialists

[brave slate]

Specialists are all the enemies with disabling or area denial attacks. Mutants, bombers, trappers, flamers etc.

[whole beacon]

alr

[brave slate]

Boys love

[fiery crystal]

😭

[tired steeple]

gay anime

[fiery crystal]

Lmao

[brave slate]

pretty much all forms of gay media featuring men. The term BL is mostly used in Asian countries like Japan and Thailand

Had an ex that was really into BL manga and thai BL dramas

[wraith phoenix]

Boat Love? 💔 🛥️

[fiery crystal]

Black Library's doing manga now???

[dire kayak]

meow

[oak nexus]

🐱

[tawdry edge]

Meow

Prrreeow

[dire kayak]

mrrrrpp

[whole beacon]

Sounds like he really enjoyed soccer

[wraith phoenix]

Bovine Lane? 🐄 🛣️

[oak nexus]

what is weezo

[tawdry edge]

You dont wanna know... Oh the horrors...

[oak nexus]

is it chainsaw man rot

[brave slate]

It was a woman. They sometimes be freaky like that

[wraith phoenix]

I wanna hold a whole campfire over my head just like Stardew Valley

[oak nexus]

what stopping you

[wraith phoenix]

[thick coyote]

Blue Lock?

[wraith phoenix]

[wet swift]

Apparently all class trees are going to get heavy changes?

[bronze wren]

Again?

[lyric frigate]

yes

mostly buffs

with slight psyker nerfs

[wet swift]

Dang ok

[wraith phoenix]

Boooooo

[wet swift]

Rip

[wooden creek]

Heavy changes? No not really, some tweaks though yes

Hive scum is getting the most

Arbites is getting a terminus warrant change

[rain pilot]

Arbites buff man

[wet swift]

Nice

[rain pilot]

Revolver with bottomless clip

If you keep hitting with that ability

[wet swift]

I hope that my emperor palpatine build won't be gutted any more

[brave slate]

Hive scum seems to have the biggest tree reshuffle

[oak nexus]

like vet double barrel and weapon specialist?

[rain pilot]

I won't lie, I only used marksman on vet

[wooden creek]

Psyker just got some shield changes and number tweaks, that's about it

[wet swift]

Oh ok good

[wooden creek]

Smyker builds should be staying the same

[cosmic burrow]

only hive scum

[lyric frigate]

not rip, psyker gotta die

[wet swift]

I doubt that I will play much of the update anyway, crimson desert comes out soon

[lyric frigate]

i got 60 shells in the exterminator shotgun

new castigators

gonna be mega funny