general-chat

[rancid shore]

also

i had my coffee

which means

RECAFF FOR THE RECAFF GOD

MUGS FOR THE MUG THRONE

[white magnet]

Hello people

I just wanted to say - Kayex is best, give us more Kayex

Thank you for coming to my T.E.D. talk

[feral vessel]

morp

growls and spits leaves at you..

[astral basin]

People with nickel allergies seem to have low tolerance for nicotine

Itchy gums

[somber stream]

Sucks to be them lol

[astral basin]

MUGS FOR THE MUG THRONE

RECAFF FOR THE RECAFF GOD

[rancid shore]

True fact

[dire kayak]

eats them,,,

[twilit python]

hallowette........ where's the new shit.....

[somber stream]

Oh that's today?

[twilit python]

supposed to be

[somber stream]

Prob going to be a rerun

[twilit python]

as long as it's acolyte's greatcoat rerun i'm good with that

[somber stream]

Like the inquisitorial one? Last appear 9 months back i think

[twilit python]

yea it's the last thing i really want from the store

[somber stream]

Take my energy

[nocturne bloom]

I wear my rags like a filthy reject

[somber stream]

What a lifestyle

[twilit python]

playing sts2 and checking again in 40 mins

[little marten]

GUYS WHY ARE WE HERE LETS DOWNLOAD OUR CONSCIOUSNESS INTO CRIMSON DESERT NPCS ALREADY

[somber stream]

It's not even out yet

[little marten]

Exactly you’ve got time

I have a sneaky suspicion I’m not gonna like the game tbf

[somber stream]

The art style feels off

Too clean

Classic Korean slop

[little marten]

Tbf I did play bdo very briefly and the combat/visuals are solid

[fallen tree]

yeah some of bdo's environments are great

[little marten]

Wasn’t the case on console tho 😟

[twin flower]

I know someone that has 4k hours on BDO and said he only stayed for the fishing

havent tried the game myself tho

[jaunty path]

whats bdo

[fallen tree]

black desert online

[sleek harness]

Best Dough Online

[twilit python]

big damn onion]

[sleek harness]

What

[somber stream]

Most gacha is Asian i think

[sleek harness]

This sounds racist somehow

[fallen tree]

i miss the first launch of archeage, huge p2w but was big fun 😔

[somber stream]

So you're not too far off the mark

[little marten]

That game was so fucking good at launch

[twin flower]

bdo is a gacha?

[little marten]

Let me delete then I’d rather be explicitly racist than vaguely 😈

[fallen tree]

was grindy at the end but i come from RO so boring grinds are welcome

[sleek harness]

Deleting games doesn't make you racist Burgle

That's not how it works

[little marten]

🤦‍♂️

[twin flower]

[sleek harness]

Scream at a Asian or something

Then you become racist

[amber delta]

rat brain

[little marten]

On the subject of Asia

Licht

[sleek harness]

Stfu

[twin flower]

[little marten]

Do you think they should rebrand Asia?

[somber stream]

Elaborate

[sleek harness]

Remake Asia

[little marten]

It’s too big too many Asian cultures

[sleek harness]

Russia is also big

[amber delta]

I think Russia should become separate continent

[somber stream]

I mean there's Asia, south east, east Asia

[amber delta]

nobody wants to associate with them

[little marten]

Russia can be a continent if they want

[jaunty path]

I mean isnt russia fucking massive lol

[sleek harness]

But it has Licht in it though

[little marten]

East Asian is that the word for like China Korea Japan now?

[sleek harness]

Don't you want to do anything that with this information

[somber stream]

Yes

And East Asian don't want to affiliate themselves with South East folks

[sleek harness]

It has the same expansion as Mars I think

[sleek harness]

And Russians don't use their territory for shit

[somber stream]

Much like Western Europe and Eastern Europe lol

[little marten]

And referring to East Asian as oriental is BAD now right?

[amber delta]

why

[somber stream]

I don't see why

[little marten]

I don’t know a friend told me it wasn’t PC any more

[jaunty path]

Pretty sure yea

[fallen tree]

i mean russia just has a whole lot of land not fit for much use, not to mention the ural mountains (?) that cut it in half of something

[somber stream]

What's a PC

Political correct?

[little marten]

See Missus is the youth and she knows

[somber stream]

🤢

[rare pulsar]

People are just oversensitive af

[amber delta]

well now imma start calling it oriental

[rare pulsar]

Who gives a damn?

[jaunty path]

Yeah I'm under 25 so I'm young and you're OLD

[somber stream]

Most Asian refer to themselves as Asian.

[sleek harness]

Imagine the industrial future for every continent if Russia simply used 5% of it's land

[little marten]

Only as old as you feel

So I’m fucking dead

[rare pulsar]

Damn u almost 30

[jaunty path]

how old are you nurgle

[sleek harness]

Paul is older

[rare pulsar]

Ur youth is almost over tbh

[little marten]

Old enough

[sleek harness]

So Nurgle is young

[fallen tree]

oh we're playing the old game again 😔

[jaunty path]

I'm gonna assume 31

[little marten]

I’m 30

[somber stream]

Old is the new cool

[sleek harness]

No

[somber stream]

Shove it rat

[sleek harness]

Old equals death

[jaunty path]

in some ways yes in some ways no.

[rare pulsar]

Missus is just still in denial she thinks shes still one of the youngsters

[jaunty path]

Nostalgia has definitely become an aesthetic

[little marten]

6’7
5% body fat
Lean with wide shoulders
6 figure salary
Racist

4 lies 1 truth you’ll never guess

[sleek harness]

25 is old ngl

[jaunty path]

6 7

[little marten]

I did the hands

I always do 🙏

[jaunty path]

also my fucking ass ur 6 7

bullshit

no way.

[sleek harness]

It's half of what humans used to live when there was no vaccines for tuberculosis and etc

[little marten]

I’m not

[fallen tree]

nah nurgle's pfp gives off 6 7 vibes

[little marten]

I’m 5’11 unless I’m interested in you then it’s 6’0

[sleek harness]

It's Johnny Silverbeard

[jaunty path]

cuz fucking hell lmfao.

[somber stream]

Let's have a CS 1.6 Lan party when we hit 60s

[rare pulsar]

Pls for the love of god stop the 67 shit or i will lobotomize myself

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-kid-edit-analog-horror-phonk-gif-3349401281762803381

[amber delta]

[sleek harness]

What even is this title

[fallen tree]

peak

[rare pulsar]

KILL ME

PLEASE

[somber stream]

Is this how boomer felt

[jaunty path]

Yep

wait

licht ur 29 right

[somber stream]

28 still

[fallen tree]

cash shop rotation in 10 mins or did i miscalculate?

[jaunty path]

arent you technically a zoomer

[rare pulsar]

No

[sleek harness]

Zoomer?

[jaunty path]

lets see

[rare pulsar]

Actually gen z

Up to 98

[jaunty path]

1997 to 2012

so

[somber stream]

I'm more allign to gen z culture tbh

[rare pulsar]

Ok

[jaunty path]

licht is a phone addicted zoomer

loser

[little marten]

For YEARS 6 has been scared of 7

So I say let them be happy together

[rare pulsar]

All that shit makes no sense anyway

[somber stream]

Got my first phone at 14 lol

[jaunty path]

same

[rare pulsar]

Thinking in boxes is big smooth rain activity

[somber stream]

It was a shitty Nokia

[bronze wren]

🫴
🫴

[sleek harness]

That's pretty late ngl

[jaunty path]

i had a clam shell but no clue how to use it so

[little marten]

Licht walks around with google glasses but makes sure to loudly tell everyone around him he’s wearing google glasses whenever he goes into somewhere new

[jaunty path]

I was an ipad kid tho

[tacit geode]

Should be 10 minutes yea

[fallen tree]

cheers big cat

[somber stream]

Bold to assume i can afford those

[halcyon pebble]

hoping it got delayed

[fallen tree]

so apparently im gen y, zillenial? what a god awful name

[little marten]

Oh brother…

I feel you

[sleek harness]

How much is it there

[little marten]

Ooh some fun news

NHS are finally beginning my ADHD assessment process

[somber stream]

Yey

[little marten]

So between now and 2035 I may finally get some meds

[fallen tree]

goodluck

[somber stream]

About 1k5 at launch iirc

[little marten]

I’m gonna miss you guys when I’m a hyper focused sigma male who takes what he wants

[fallen tree]

i still gotta go thru all the hoops to get my adhd meds

[somber stream]

I'm denying i have Adhd

[little marten]

Adult diagnosis is such a paywall lmao

I can either throw the dice for something within 2 years through the NHS or spend up to 4k for private diagnosis

[jaunty path]

I probably do not have autism

then again my brain feels like a real maze sometimes.

[little marten]

Hard to say with you

I don’t think so

[somber stream]

No need to waste money if your current state doesn't hinder your daily routine (too much)

[jaunty path]

Not my money

so im gonna try getting tested while its free for me...

[little marten]

It’s really bad tbh I’m just about high functioning lmao

[fallen tree]

when in doubt test it out

[somber stream]

Then do what you deem necessary

[little marten]

I was referred as a kid but my parents pulled me out of the program because they refused to believe there could be a reason why I was a ‘lazy kid’

[somber stream]

:I

[fallen tree]

that sucks

[little marten]

So I’ve spent like 18 odd years just about scraping through while constantly in a state of perpetual self loathing because “well I’m clearly just lazy at heart”

Anywho lmao

Helldivers 2 right!!

[misty trench]

yoooo same

[somber stream]

Do give us posted once you've got your hands on those med

[misty trench]

but like 27 years

[jaunty path]

AWFUL.

[little marten]

🫂

[fallen tree]

i feel you, my parents arent like that but the loathing is still there. hopefully you get what you need

[somber stream]

I want to know how effective they can get

[jaunty path]

Honestly. Getting an OCD diagnosis is great

cuz I can actually put a name to this shit now and its not ambigous

[misty trench]

yea I'm looking forward to when I can get back on meds for ye olde depresso and get meds for adhd

never been on adhd meds before tho so that'll be interesting

[little marten]

Didn’t even realise depression and anxiety are symptoms of untreated ADHD too

[misty trench]

YEP

[tacit geode]

Me when I lie seems daylight savings that haven't happened yet got the rotation

[fallen tree]

was just about to restart and check lmao

[twilit python]

:( yeah where's my slop i'm lining up at the trough

snuffling yesterday's dregs forlornly

[fallen tree]

for a while i used to buy vyvanse from my plug to treat my adhd while i was waiting for doctors, but its just too expensive

[jaunty path]

Yeah it rlly sucks.

I thought my anxiety was just ADHD but for me it was OCD, like. jeez.

[little marten]

Oh grim I don’t even really know much about OCD other than the extreme examples

[somber stream]

I find a combination of clean working/living space and scent can help manage Adhd symptoms by a lot

Also social media detox

[jaunty path]

Its not just cleaning think of OCD like constant pop up ads

Upsetting ads.

and annoying ones

[little marten]

In my head everything is broken down into like 30 minute slots, I’m already thinking about what I’m doing on Saturday and it stops me focusing on right now.. but here’s the thing.. I’m not doing anything on Saturday and I have stuff to actually do now

[lyric frigate]

yeah this fucking sucks. I had undiagnosed unmedicated adhd for like, most of my life, paired with autism

[little marten]

Oh I’m really sorry that sounds awful

[jaunty path]

it runs even deeper but yeah

[little marten]

Is that like CPTSD stuff?

[somber stream]

Same lol, my way of dealing with it is to nag myself to actually get to the thing
"Do it now do it now do it now do it now do it now do it now do it now"

[little marten]

I think that’s fine if you generally have to just give yourself a kick to get things done

[lyric frigate]

adhd: i always misplace my things and forget when they are
autism: i hate it when something's out of place
audhd: i hate it

[nocturne bloom]

Its too hot to sleep

I hate the heat

[little marten]

Lmao they really crammed two opposing folks into your soul ey

Hope it’s resolved partly now?

[lyric frigate]

well

i am taking meds for my adhd

[jaunty path]

OCD can be caused by trauma yea

[lyric frigate]

but its still here and it WILL be here

ffffuck

[jaunty path]

and I'm pretty sure my OCD is from my environment so yeah

is it complex trauma though? I have no clue

feels complex

[lyric frigate]

i cant even tell what parts of my personality are caused by trauma and what by mental conditions

do i hate social interaction because i was constantly bullied and sidelined by my peers, or is it because i'm autistic

or maybe both

[jaunty path]

that can be the cause yea

things that happen to u when ur young stick w u forever

[lyric frigate]

yeah

seems to have

[cobalt lichen]

I was the same until I found good people

[little marten]

You done like cbt or anything?

[lyric frigate]

i assume you mean cognitive behavioral therapy

i have

it's been

actually somewhat helpful

[cobalt lichen]

cbt is pretty good

[lyric frigate]

helps me be less dependent on my mom and communicate with her better

which is

really helpful at my age

[little marten]

Oh nice any win is a win

[cobalt lichen]

or any age

[little marten]

Yeah super helpful really changed my life doing it tbf

[cobalt lichen]

It helped me out of a rough spot that I’d been in for two years lmao

[lyric frigate]

i'm 17, i'm in a transistory period between childhood and being thrust into adult responsibilities headfirst

[cobalt lichen]

I’m older than that and I’m still unemployed with no future lmao

[little marten]

Dealing with it now as best you can is great tho it means for the years thst count 21+ you’re in a much better spot to soar

Also understanding yourself at 17 is a wild ride lmao

[somber stream]

Circumstances force people to mature ahead of their age

[cobalt lichen]

I didn’t even understand how microwaves worked at that age

[little marten]

And that you have to clean the roof of them 💀

[jaunty path]

microwave inside going from white to a nice permanent orange

:)

[twilit eagle]

Commodore shop refresh yet?

[thick fog]

probably delay for update or in next hour

[little marten]

My parents got me a microwave when I went to university and I kept it for 4 years in 3 separate houses but never cleaned the roof cause I had no idea and one day in the 4th year a friend of mine went to use it, saw it was dirty, decided it was too dirty and threw it out the kitchen window

[rancid shore]

RECAFF FOR THE RECAFF GOD (I had another coffee

[twilit eagle]

alright thanks

[lyric frigate]

there was this one time i microved some beverage, cant quite remember what, in a mug with a metallic handle. miraculously it didn't burn down the house but i seared my finger trying to take it out

(whoever designed that mug i have some choice words for you)

[lament plume]

Shop rotation soon?

[somber stream]

Shop cancelled

[lyric frigate]

fellow pmoon sleeper cell detected

[cobalt lichen]

WHAT

[lyric frigate]

i'd imagine the shop rotation is in a few hours

[somber stream]

It was supposed to be 26 minutes ago

[cobalt lichen]

[somber stream]

Though it was delayed numerous time before, in true fat fish fashion

So it's either in 1-2 hours or 5 hours later lmao

[fallen tree]

you'd think that the shop rotation is the most important thing for them to fix

[thick fog]

delayed for update or in a hour

Your call

[molten matrix]

Shop rotation can also be delayed because of an update

[molten matrix]

Its an update

[thick fog]

today, teaser blogpost....

[molten matrix]

Quickpaw wrote a post yesterday

[somber stream]

Armoured pox hound, dreadful

[fallen tree]

i think it will be fun

:copium:

[lyric frigate]

if they give armored hounds carapace im deleting my vet

[thick fog]

Just hit harder

[molten matrix]

Itl either be carapace or bulwark shield armor

[thick fog]

Simple

[thick fog]

armoured hound passing by and just stuns you

[rare pulsar]

I guess the only class that doesnt give a shit is arby. As usual

[amber delta]

armoured pox hounds with poxburster bombs stitched on

[thick fog]

gears of war ticker

[lyric frigate]

....

yeah these devs just want me to shoot myself dont they

[somber stream]

I also love getting my balls kicked in

[molten matrix]

You literally have rending strikes on vet

[lyric frigate]

i suppose my builds will need some adjustment

[thick fog]

and you literally can snooze around and hit the back

[lyric frigate]

my hive scum and zealot however will probably be miserable

[molten matrix]

Also you can just push go behind the dog and kill it

So i asume it has a longer stun time than normal hounds

And armored hounds might be slower cause of the armor

[thick fog]

i would assume they also have shorter range of pounce

[lyric frigate]

if its carapace then my primary anti dog tool being the knives will become shit

[thick fog]

because the armour

[somber stream]

Ah yes, the rectum annihilation maneuvre

[molten matrix]

Relic blade shift m1

[amber delta]

just use duelling sword bro pls its not used enough bro its good against armour pls bro

[molten matrix]

Needle pistol for dogs or crowbar

[lyric frigate]

im an evi main

[somber stream]

They nerfed the shit out of it already

[cosmic burrow]

Making pms dogs cara will be a mistake

[molten matrix]

One of the top tier carapace killers

[somber stream]

Think you need 5 pokes for a Crusher now

[amber delta]

was this DS nerf or crusher buff

[molten matrix]

Also you can shoot the back of the dog

[somber stream]

DS nerf

[molten matrix]

Only thing you need to worry about is getting hit by the packmaster shock lance thatl debuff you

[cosmic burrow]

Playet characters need to be nerfed

[lyric frigate]

i used the duelling sword for one mission in my entire life and the only thing i wanted to pierce with it was myself

[thick fog]

blud they never did nerfed, only made it stronger with reject reworks lmao

from bound by duty

[cosmic burrow]

Fatshark fears the cry babies

[somber stream]

There was another adjustment to the thing a few months back

[thick fog]

dont worry the babies might cry with armoured hounds

[thick fog]

special "rework"

aka just give parry lmao

and is somehow more stronger

[amber delta]

wasnt the rework just adding parry

[lyric frigate]

armored hounds are spawned by the new ogryns right

[thick fog]

yes

[thick fog]

only yes

[lyric frigate]

how tough are the ogryns

[somber stream]

No another one after that, something about finesse

[thick fog]

we dont know

[lyric frigate]

hm

if its like a crusher

then

[thick fog]

but the pack master will react to players

[lyric frigate]

fuck.

[thick fog]

nah monstrosities dont have carapace lmao

[amber delta]

its a boss so tougher, but no carapace armour

[lyric frigate]

oh wait thats gonna be a boss

i see

[thick fog]

brother

[lyric frigate]

uhhh

seems

comparable to plagueryns in that case?

[thick fog]

My claim of darktide players never read still continues to proof itself

[lyric frigate]

except with dog summons

[lyric frigate]

im a project moon fan, illiteracy is my pride and i'll brandish it everywhere i go

[thick fog]

First monstrosity be able to react to what players use and attack

[lyric frigate]

oh

[thick fog]

Can see through stealth and attack arbites dogs

[amber delta]

my guess is not as tanky as plagryn, because of dog summons/seethrough invis/debuff attack

[thick fog]

and also will apply debuff to movement

[lyric frigate]

oh.

[somber stream]

So where is this alleged update

[lyric frigate]

seeing through invis is gonna be uh

problematic.

[hidden trout]

he's an actual threat

[fallen tree]

just invis bro

[thick fog]

[little marten]

Don’t wish for the update

[fallen tree]

real tho, it sounds fun

[little marten]

Because once we have the update

[fallen tree]

a nice change of pace

[thick fog]

Cole dropping the comment straight up

[little marten]

We have to wait for the next one

[somber stream]

Deep

[thick fog]

cole has seen enough of the menace

[somber stream]

Though i want to try that armoured dog and the big guy

[hidden trout]

ive seen a lot of iterations of him

[thick fog]

[hidden trout]

and many of them made me want to kill myself

[amber delta]

cole does he have funny voicelines

[thick fog]

is it frustrating or fun to fight agaisnt though

[lyric frigate]

is pack ogryn the only enemy to see through stealth

im pretty sure some captain bosses can

[thick fog]

i think so

[amber delta]

yes

[fallen tree]

think so

[amber delta]

also the only one to interact with arby dog

[fallen tree]

surprised there isnt more

[lyric frigate]

also like

[thick fog]

we do need more enemies that react to players actions

[lyric frigate]

how are you supposed to attack the arbi dog

can the dog be knocked or what

[thick fog]

special animation for it

thats what we only know

[fallen tree]

it probably incapacitates the dog for x seconds

[amber delta]

we dont know yet

probably pushes it aside

or stuns it

[hidden trout]

idk i was out of commission for like the last month of his development so final changes im not the most familiar with

[fallen tree]

grab, lift, throw, a few second animation

[thick fog]

Nah I need the ogryn straight grab and punch the shit out of the dog

[amber delta]

or throws it in a bag

[rare pulsar]

Good va cara too also stunlocks

[lyric frigate]

i need the ogryn to whip out a gun and US marshal the dog

it would be funny

[amber delta]

I want his helmet for my ogryn

the drip is so good

[thick fog]

too drippy for us

[rare pulsar]

No arby is not going to care as usual

[lyric frigate]

nonchalant arbites

[thick fog]

Though now I think about this

Will the dog shock still be used when the dog is grabbed or kicked by the ogryn?

[amber delta]

I suppose it should

[thick fog]

would be funny asf

[rare pulsar]

My guess is you can basically just not use the dog against the packmaster and thatll be it.

[amber delta]

you activate it, not the dog

[thick fog]

Bro grabs the dog but forgets he is a living bomb

[lyric frigate]

if i had it my way the dog blast can still hit him but the bite cant

[rare pulsar]

It prolly can

It wont deactivate ur blitz right?

It just grabs it

[somber stream]

I bet they'll drop the update then upload the trailer, 5 hours later

[thick fog]

very fatshark of them

just like all events

[little marten]

Is the update supposed to be today

?

[thick fog]

no

[little marten]

Oh

[thick fog]

The shop rotation has been delayed though

[amber delta]

it was supposed to be a week ago but GW delayed it because they thought pack master beating up arby dog was animal cruelty and want it removed

[thick fog]

Quickpaw also wrote a new blogpost yesterday

[jaunty path]

which is?

[thick fog]

so we can see something today or tomorrow

[thick fog]

[hidden trout]

what

[thick fog]

Bronx said it

Just private

[little marten]

FatShark hire me

[thick fog]

Okay maybe not a direct blogpost, just something in the forums

[nimble salmon]

I‘m Private Parts and i‘m reporting for doody 🫡

[little marten]

New bosses seem cool but I probably won’t reinstall until there’s new weapons

[rare pulsar]

+performance and balancing

[nimble salmon]

Are the ogryn guys the new bosses?

[thick fog]

yes

you folks are literally ogryn pilled, dont know to read

[lament plume]

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

Shop still not rotating

[thick fog]

[nimble salmon]

Not reading something and not knowing how to read are two very different things

[rare pulsar]

PREACH

[molten matrix]

Devblog

[jaunty path]

tell me what paw said

tell me your secrets

break nda

now

[molten matrix]

Quickpaw was active yesterday writing something

[jaunty path]

she could be writing anything

[jaunty path]

like sonic the hedgehog fanfic

you never know

[cobalt lichen]

I saw a genestealer symbol on some of the scenery in the game.

Chat are we cooked?

[amber delta]

I miss Strawhat

[jaunty path]

hows that pathetic

[thick fog]

i miss active CMs

[nimble salmon]

Maybe someday we‘ll see the other hive coty

[amber delta]

😔

[jaunty path]

GIVE US AN UPDATE

[rare pulsar]

💯

[nimble salmon]

City

[jaunty path]

RIGHT NOW FS

I WILL SHIT MYSELF IF YOU DONT UPDATE THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cobalt lichen]

or what’s left of it

[somber stream]

SoB Q4 2026 along with Jeans stealer

Calling it now

[rare pulsar]

U will do that anyway

[jaunty path]

you dont know that.

[rare pulsar]

I do

[jaunty path]

no you dont

[rare pulsar]

I do

[jaunty path]

no

[cobalt lichen]

don’t you already do that by default?

[nimble salmon]

Have fun dookieing yourself

[rare pulsar]

Nosnt

[jaunty path]

no,I unshit myself.

[cobalt lichen]

sounds painful

[little marten]

Sorry 1 new boss the ogryn and then the armoured dogs

[jaunty path]

[nimble salmon]

Mf just sucks it back in

[jaunty path]

Unshits my pants

[thick fog]

PMaster weakened spam

[nimble salmon]

Brah

[rare pulsar]

Shits ur pants

[jaunty path]

UNSHITS MY PANTS

[nimble salmon]

shits uraelf

[rare pulsar]

U cant do that again its on cooldown

[nimble salmon]

(insert samuel hayden here) i have shit your pants

[trail linden]

[cobalt lichen]

I am going to shit yourself

[rare pulsar]

😳

[cobalt lichen]

My favourite quote

[amber delta]

is the slopshop today

[jaunty path]

unshits myself.

[rare pulsar]

Thats atleast a minute of cooldown

[jaunty path]

the unshitting is empowering my shitting power

youll never out unshit me.

[amber delta]

slay queen

[jaunty path]

every shit only makes me stronger

[rare pulsar]

Ill force u to endure a minute of shit pants atleast

[little marten]

Poo

[amber delta]

rare Benjamin

[jaunty path]

poo fo

[sleek harness]

Like the coffin game?

[jaunty path]

ya hoo!

[cobalt lichen]

RAT

[nimble salmon]

„You can’t do that“ but we just do it anyways because we’re the motherfucking DOOOOOOM GUY

[misty sequoia]

What time does the cosmetic shop rotate?

[astral jungle]

Today is new slop in the commodores

[cobalt lichen]

I want good slop

[sleek harness]

Is it peak

[rare pulsar]

26.09.3672

[astral jungle]

At the very Swedish time of 4 PM

[molten matrix]

And now we wait for the devblog

[somber stream]

Still no slop?

[molten matrix]

Presumably 12pm i imagine

[twilit python]

still no slop

[somber stream]

lol

[cobalt lichen]

Does this make ETTSD canon?

[cobalt lichen]

I miss that show

[misty sequoia]

It used to rotate like at 1 or 2am

[sleek harness]

Rotates at day

[thick fog]

they rotate the shop on 9am or 10am

Depending the time savings

[sleek harness]

Gears

[amber delta]

do we have leaks what slop they adding?

[thick fog]

🧀

[cobalt lichen]

unbelievable amount of furries in this location lmao

[thick fog]

Eat your mold cheese

[thick fog]

no

[sleek harness]

I will murder you

[cobalt lichen]

at least four

[somber stream]

We've officially entered "are we there yet" phase

[nimble salmon]

Gears i like your sona

[amber delta]

its gonna be some top tier slop

[sleek harness]

We are not furries

[thick fog]

the one with the wolf on their name

[cobalt lichen]

not talking about you

[misty sequoia]

Need something for my zealot

[thick fog]

bro is just a 3D dog

[cobalt lichen]

I was including myself in that count

[sleek harness]

The freaks are not furries

[nimble salmon]

But i like the glasses

[thick fog]

just like me irl

[amber delta]

if you are a furry

[amber delta]

why

why are you a furry

[sleek harness]

You should ask the same thing

[cobalt lichen]

I find it’s more effective than drugs or other means

[amber delta]

I am literally asking this thing dumbass

[thick fog]

[rocky radish]

Are you waiting for someone to ask you? Discord doesn't work like that

[sleek harness]

For yourself

[nimble salmon]

Carl Johnson is typing

[amber delta]

[cobalt lichen]

WOAH IM RED NOW

time to post shotgun progress

[jaunty path]

welcome to period land

[amber delta]

[lament plume]

Guys ping me when shop rotate pls.

[sleek harness]

No

[sleek harness]

That's means we aren't racist to you anymore

Congrats

[amber delta]

I'm racist to wolf fursonas

[little marten]

Chop chop bring the slop
Slip slap slop all of it on
Pop the slop in shop

[cobalt lichen]

#darktide-fan-art message
GUNS

[cobalt lichen]

Same

[amber delta]

because I'm a borzoi fursona and I hunt wolves

[sleek harness]

Wouldn't that be hating

[cobalt lichen]

hmm

[thick fog]

wolves do be kinda overrated

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[cobalt lichen]

Unfortunately I think I recognise that character there

[sleek harness]

Why no lizard furry

Oh wait they aren't furry

[cobalt lichen]

There’s many lizard furry/scalie

[amber delta]

maybe but racism is funnier

[sleek harness]

But that would imply that furries are a race

[amber delta]

wolves are

[sleek harness]

Do you want furries to be a race?

[cobalt lichen]

but who would win the race?

[thick fog]

warhammer fandom is racidt and furry fandom is freak, both are freaky racists

[jaunty path]

furry supremacy soon

human slavery soon.

[sleek harness]

Warhammer 40k and Helldivers 2 community

[cobalt lichen]

humans already slavery tho

[jaunty path]

all of humanity

[sleek harness]

If you don't have a 10k furry costume you will be enslaved

That's the rules

[cobalt lichen]

Helldivers2 community has been eating massive Ls lately

[sleek harness]

Aham cool

Anyways

[cobalt lichen]

internet humans do be silly sometimes

[rare pulsar]

How so?

[sleek harness]

Dox on Reddit

[cobalt lichen]

big mean situations

[sleek harness]

People getting mad at company even though Reddit is modded by different people

[rare pulsar]

Uhm thats sounds like a reddit user problem

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[lament plume]

Do you think shop will rotate in the next hour?

[rare pulsar]

So reddit users are taking Ls as usual?

[sleek harness]

Some people are mad that the mods on Discord gave a simple repose

[cobalt lichen]

They hoard the Ls

[rare pulsar]

Well i dont care about their reddit or the discord of hd2

[sleek harness]

"Sorry guys but we didn't had to do anything with the dox. Now stop doxxing people."

[somber stream]

Should i draw Zola wooing a Reject

[rare pulsar]

The last updates have been peak

And thats all i care about

[sleek harness]

The balance isn't

[cobalt lichen]

no
Draw a plague ogryn

[rare pulsar]

Why not?

[sleek harness]

Because it's not

[rare pulsar]

Its seems very good to me

[sleek harness]

Theres alot of weapons that need buff

Reworks

[somber stream]

Aight, speed sketch a pogryn from my memory alone

[rare pulsar]

Like?

[sleek harness]

You know that one AK from the police Warbond

It sucks

[rare pulsar]

That is true

[fading otter]

Lib Conc, Pacifier, Gas Sprayer

[cobalt lichen]

[fading otter]

Bf GL needs definite love

[rare pulsar]

GL is super good

Wtf

[glossy dragon]

so, uhm

im new to this

anyone care to explain, please?

[cobalt lichen]

[sleek harness]

Explain what

[glossy dragon]

im like in love with l4d2

[rocky radish]

Explain what?

[glossy dragon]

and this is same

but better

[fading otter]

Not compared to the default grenade launcher plus the freedom of a backpack slot literally more total dps plus more mobility depending on what you pick

[glossy dragon]

the game

[fading otter]

Or a drone

[glossy dragon]

the plays

the classes

[thick fog]

melee focused

[sleek harness]

Theres less shootin and more fighting

With melee

[thick fog]

and grim dark

[rare pulsar]

Only if u waste ur backpack slot with supply pack

[glossy dragon]

i absolutely love the setup of this game

[sleek harness]

Zombies are grimdark

[rare pulsar]

With belt fed nade launcher u get extra strat apot

[jaunty path]

play around in malice and see how it is

[sleek harness]

Cool, now read all the codex and books of 40k and 30k

[thick fog]

game is similar to l4d2 wben comes to enemies and audio awareness

[sleek harness]

To understand what the fuck is this universe

[glossy dragon]

GODDAMN

i dont like reading

[sleek harness]

Understandable

[glossy dragon]

let me purge them by myself

[fading otter]

It’s not enough to justify at all, they never needed to give default nade launcher heavy pen

[jaunty path]

The Nightlords did nothing wrong

[glossy dragon]

ill figure out

[jaunty path]

know this

They did

[sleek harness]

Watch the 80 hour videos

[jaunty path]

nothing wrong

they are

innocent

[fading otter]

I can’t wait until they buff the default flamethrower at the same time they release the backpack one to make it worse too lmao

[glossy dragon]

so, ill roll a j and then i will play

anyone care to join?

[rare pulsar]

It is. I ran lvl10s bugs and squids so far

Its very good

[thick fog]

first time booting?

[glossy dragon]

nah

[rocky radish]

I just watch Tom & Don (Flashgitz) videos to learn about the lore

[rare pulsar]

Much better performance then nade laumcher

At lvl10

[glossy dragon]

i have couple characters

but still learning the game

[fading otter]

Holy you said you weren’t a Redditor but you sound like one

[rare pulsar]

Also beltfed laumcher has a much higer rof

[rare pulsar]

Stop coping

[fading otter]

And like half the damage and blast radius

The vid for the stratagem shows it tickling a horde of bugs

[rare pulsar]

But 3x rof so essentially more dps

[elder merlin]

[rare pulsar]

Quickmaths

[rocky radish]

Which archetype are you enjoying the most, so far?

[glossy dragon]

cant decide between ogryn and zealot

[fading otter]

It’s not coping? You love the gun so you refuse to accept that it should/could be better lmao that’s Helldivers Redditor 101

[rare pulsar]

No

Its just good

And i enjoy it

[jaunty path]

stop enjoying things

[rare pulsar]

And u have to crutch the game with supp pack

[rare pulsar]

Ok

[amber delta]

belt fed gl is horrible

[fading otter]

Are you dumb? I literally didn’t mention supply pack, you did I said normal gl gives you freedom of a warp or jump pack for way more mobility or a drone for extra killing power which both feel way better than being locked down with a backpack for a grenade launcher that does less damage and has worse blast radius

[rare pulsar]

No u!

[rare pulsar]

More dmg

Remember more rof

[fading otter]

I use gl with a hover pack because it lets you hit things the BF will never hit and your killing power is way better

Slightly less ammo is way worth being able to dodge chargers

And not be immobile against hunters

[rare pulsar]

I can dodge chargers?

Did u even use it yet?

[fading otter]

When you stop shooting

I can do it while killing it

[rare pulsar]

U disnt lmfao

[rare pulsar]

U can move while ahooting the gl

U didnt even use it yet lol

Lmao

LMAO

[fading otter]

I used it plenty, you literally can’t use it while DODGING? The hover pack lets you completely avoid the charger while killing it?

[rare pulsar]

U literally can

[fading otter]

Bros just being disingenuous now

Dense, is that you?

[blazing shadow]

You have yo understand one important thing about the game, the real game starts at maximum level-auric that’s where the loop starts to give you dopamine and build works as they should

Also if you’re fan of Warhammer 40k lore try to read the dialogues cause they’re really cool and funny

[rare pulsar]

U can move dive duck and crouch while shooting

Unlike yhe maxigun

U clearly did not use it yet

[fading otter]

Used it, wasted half my total ammo capacity to kill a bike Titan while hitting it directly in the head and neck and then had to shoot an elite commander 7 times and never touched it again

Enjoy trash tho

[amber delta]

I used it and its bad

[jaunty path]

have you considered that maybe you guys just like different ways of playing the game and do better with certain weapons...

[amber delta]

maxigun is also bad

flamer will also be bad

[jaunty path]

You two could also just fucking kill eachother and actually be interesting

[amber delta]

yeah but I dismissed this thought because I realised I am always correct and my way of play is objectively superior

[jaunty path]

just kill him?

Why argue

just KILL him

[chilly osprey]

Whats in the shop today

[jaunty path]

toy chica servitor.

[amber delta]

I enjoy watching people wallow it their self inflicted misery

[amber delta]

I can tell you whats not in it

arbites cosmetics

[chilly osprey]

What about flava?

[amber delta]

what is that

[elder merlin]

Oh wait

[chilly osprey]

Just something you can't get without sport

[elder merlin]

Did the slop shop change?

What we get?

[thick fog]

nothing

[elder merlin]

It didnt change yet?

[delicate vapor]

OH YEah

[fading otter]

Usage rates don’t lie brother Trident is already second most used primary weapon against Terminids because it’s fun/interesting and pretty effective, BF GL on the other hand ain’t even in the top 10 for support weapons😭 in fact Grenade launcher and supply pack are still much higher, strange innit🤔

It’s alright if you like it but don’t pretend it’s great lmao

[acoustic pebble]

Step 1: Grip
Step 2: Yank
Step 3-7: Twist
Step 8: Stab

And THAT is how you do the Mordian groin gouger

[sleek harness]

Paul

[elder merlin]

Raki

[sleek harness]

What do you think about playing Darktide later

[elder merlin]

Who are you?

[sleek harness]

I am me

[tired compass]

where are vestures?

[sleek harness]

Tab

[tired compass]

tab what

[marsh iris]

when i play datktide, i think about you

[sleek harness]

The button that press to open the option things

That has the config options

[cobalt lichen]

[sleek harness]

I am not a PC player I don't know

[tired compass]

I meant to ask where are the new vestures its Thursday

[wooden creek]

I think he's talking about the cosmetics

[sleek harness]

Who

[wooden creek]

Delayed, which might be because of an incoming patch

[sleek harness]

Should have explained better dude

[sleek harness]

Deserters drip for sure

[tired compass]

last year patch came out March 25, doubt this year its going to come earlier

[sleek harness]

To go with the new game mode and desert maps

[sleek harness]

They recently launched a trailer for a new boss

[jaunty path]

its gonna be skibidi toilet btw

bouta be so fuckin peak

new class is camera man as well

[sleek harness]

Missus

[jaunty path]

what is it

[sleek harness]

You are not funny

[jaunty path]

How?

I laugh at my own jokes so how am I not?

[sleek harness]

Bad humor

[jaunty path]

It's good humor

You just suck

[sleek harness]

No

You laugh at cheap jokes

[jaunty path]

These are expensive jokes

[sleek harness]

Doesn't seem like it

My jokes takes longer to make

[jaunty path]

You don't know how difficult it is to say skibidi toilet everyday

[sleek harness]

You just mention random things from 6 years ago

Like

[jaunty path]

you'll never know.

[sleek harness]

Coffin game

[analog marsh]

What about moderately priced jokes.

[sleek harness]

Mid

[jaunty path]

Skibidi toilet isnt that old

[sleek harness]

It is

6 years is a long time

[jaunty path]

this is so false

alexa

[worn quail]

[jaunty path]

play despaito

[worn quail]

Are you fucking with me

[jaunty path]

sorry to tell you this but being over 25 makes you old

[worn quail]

oh i know that

[jaunty path]

26 = hag

[analog marsh]

skibidi toilet hasn't been around that long, surely not.

[worn quail]

i started to feel it at 24

[jaunty path]

how so

[worn quail]

Turn 24 and experience the consequences of a generation that sees love through vanity

[jaunty path]

welp

[worn quail]

Idk how to explain it, I just "felt old"

[jaunty path]

bouta be old asf

@sleek harness favorite skibidi toilet?

i hope they remake little mermaid but make it little skibidi

[marsh iris]

[rare pulsar]

I dont have to pretend. its just good.

[jaunty path]

Aprunk

opinion on skibidi toilet

[rare pulsar]

Hmmm

Idk

[delicate vapor]

tung tung tung

[rare pulsar]

Im not up in skibidi toilet lore

I honestly dont understand that shit

[jaunty path]

better than saying its bad

[lament plume]

Shop still not change, what happened?

[rare pulsar]

No more slop

[astral jungle]

In 4 hours

[lament plume]

True or Horus?\

[delicate vapor]

gamble for it

[jaunty path]

dude

i have

so much brainrot

im just watching a dog eat meat

[long sigil]

huh

[river rune]

No point in caring for slop because the DLC classes won't get anything anyway

[sleek harness]

It's been 5 then

5 years

[sleek harness]

None

[hasty sky]

Eat dog eat

ARF ARF

[jaunty path]

u sure?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[rancid shore]

RECAF FOR THE RECAF GOD (had another coffee

[lament plume]

Nah new DLC skins tonight, 100% trust.

[rancid shore]

@lament plume cute pfp

question

Anyone knows cool mobiles games to play while at work?

[jaunty path]

balatro

[rare pulsar]

Loop hero

[amber delta]

beverly hills cop outfit for arbites

[sleek harness]

Candy Crush

[rancid shore]

That's a good one

[lament plume]

Rayde Shadow Legrend!

[rancid shore]

I think I have jt

[rancid shore]

No

WTF

SINCE WHEN IS SUBNAUTICA ON ANDROID

[rare pulsar]

Drg survivor

Also not bad

[sleek harness]

Never

[rancid shore]

Mf I'm looking at it

[delicate vapor]

tang tang tang

[sleek harness]

Scam

Probably

[rancid shore]

Look at the ping

[amber delta]

[jaunty path]

now im watching dogs just swim in a pool

[jaunty path]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subnautica

It is

[sleek harness]

What do they look like

[jaunty path]

like wet puppies

[sleek harness]

I know what Subnautica is

[rancid shore]

It is not

[jaunty path]

check platforms

[rancid shore]

Official Subnautica yt channel posted it

[sleek harness]

I can't

I am too busy

[jaunty path]

ur on discord

[sleek harness]

Busy

[rare pulsar]

With what?

[jaunty path]

ur on

discord

[rare pulsar]

Now he pretends like hes working

[long sigil]

he goon crazy style and doing discord both

that rat ass is fucking legend

[rare pulsar]

And not just waiting 20 secs to reply to appear busy

[sleek harness]

Things

Why the hell are you askin

Creep

[rare pulsar]

I am in your walls

[long sigil]

huh

[fallen tree]

another soydog banger

[sleek harness]

I am not in my house

[long sigil]

goon outside?

wtf

[rare pulsar]

I didnt say its a human made wall

Its just urs

The one thats around u right now

And if ur outside im in the floor

[merry comet]

no store update today?

[amber delta]

goooooon

[tired compass]

where is Kitefin replacement

[sleek harness]

Neither

[amber delta]

there is no replacement

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

[long sigil]

sup dog

[acoustic pebble]

Nothing much

[sleek harness]

What

[acoustic pebble]

Just writing random shit about Darktide

[long sigil]

i knew u goon crazy style

[sleek harness]

So you are making a fanfic

[long sigil]

you are legend

[acoustic pebble]

Yesn't

[sleek harness]

Who are you even talking to

[long sigil]

what