general-chat

[jaunty path]

It may sound silly but

he's the first to notice when a particular mission lacks mood suppressants in the air

My guy is in withdrawal that mission lmao

[south valve]

Wait, you might be onto something

[jaunty path]

He even spoke to vet about how disturbed he was by finding himself laughing

[south valve]

I wasn't aware there were mood suppressants

[jaunty path]

my guy has not felt joy in that matter in a while

wishes not to talk about it too

#zealot-class message

[south valve]

that does make sense

[jaunty path]

He takes whatever positive he can

in the screen shot in zealot chat

[south valve]

He's the one who doesn't either question the lex or accept that it "made him a monster"

[dire kayak]

and everyone else complains that the daylight irradiates the place

[south valve]

so maybe the indoctrination affected him?

[jaunty path]

And tries to be friendly with everyone including the psykers

[jaunty path]

Isn't that the maul

[dire kayak]

id hug the authoritarian

[jaunty path]

Hmm

[south valve]

"White woman bait"

[jaunty path]

LOL

[south valve]

👀

[south valve]

Yeah, I mean that authoritarian isn't like the other two

in that way

[jaunty path]

I really feel for the auth i cant lie

what else hmm

[dire kayak]

same

[south valve]

I did always feel like female authoritarian sounded quite out of it

[jaunty path]

i dont think hes the one that said "we've all failed the judge of terra once"

[south valve]

maybe that's intentional?

[jaunty path]

probably the fatalist

[jaunty path]

Maybe

I should play the fatalist more

I think that one is more openly depressed

[south valve]

"Liability? Not today!"

or something

Michael Geary my beloved

[jaunty path]

might be the maul? i could swear that was the maul, then that sounds too inspiring

[dire kayak]

my arbitrator used to be the fatalist but i changed her to maul for some reason

[jaunty path]

inspiration feels more like auths thing

[dire kayak]

i liked the maul voicelines more

[jaunty path]

like

[south valve]

That's fatalist when the psyker's doing well

[jaunty path]

auth is super friendly to the psykers

[south valve]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

even considers their opinion..hm

not sure if I have anything else

I like auth

[south valve]

There's the dialogue where he agrees to give bully his dog when he dies

not if

might mean something

[dire kayak]

"yes! YES! best day ever!!"

i think that's the line

i love it

[south valve]

"Your enthusiasm is GRATIFYING!"

[jaunty path]

Thats probably to appease the ogyrn and make them happy

[south valve]

Maybe

[jaunty path]

i think theyre trained to like

avoid making an ogyrn upset or rowdy

and deal with the antics of an ogyrn

also

Auth burys himself in paper work

probably to distract himself

he likes record keeping

inhales

gw

i know you see this

make a brand new book

centering on arbitrators

please

🙏

You can't make compelling characters such as these without giving us a book series centered around them

🙏

pleeeaaassee

[dire kayak]

hm

id read that too

[hidden whale]

I cant read

but if I could

more bolterslop

[south valve]

I’d really want this

They’re so cool

[worn quail]

"Its really not remarkable"

Take your flowers goddammit

i can say that the maul reminds me nothing of myself

loner psyker is 100% the personality for that

at least how i live with it

[dire kayak]

i have to be a mix of loner, loose cannon and brawler

[lilac crag]

I played this game before

people got upset I put personalities on them

even tho like

[south valve]

I must be projecting then

[lilac crag]

they were my friends

[whole bough]

am ii crazy or

[twin flower]

hoi hoi

[whole bough]

is fire frenzy just a better death spitter

like death spitter gives u strength at.. close range

fire frenzy does close damage

so like

[worn quail]

Close damage is different from strength, but its not quite the same as damage, but don't get it confused with impact because thats something different as well, but strength is damage cleave and rending

[delicate vapor]

stares

[worn quail]

hope this helps!!

[whole bough]

well you didnt say what anything is but i think FF is better

atleast for hwat im doing

[twin flower]

[worn quail]

i know im just being sarcastic with now opaque fatshark is with mechanics

[delicate vapor]

[worn quail]

devs are just typing sht 🥀

[delicate vapor]

o fart

[twin flower]

close dmg is just dealing more dmg to enemies within 12meters of you right or nah

[lilac crag]

increases the damage of all your stuff

when in 12 meters

or

increase all the stats

when in 12 meters

ragebait or fact? call it.

[twin flower]

was it increase all stats, that sounds way more whack

[dire kayak]

to be honest i don't know what any of the stats mean
impact? i guess
cleave? that one i get
rending? i think that's armour pen?
brittleness? huh?
strength? wha?

and there's probably more im forgetting

[whole bough]

to me impact is stagger and damage? i think, brittleness just makes enemies take more damage (idk how much), strength just sounds like damage maybe stagger but also wouldnt that just be impact? idk

[halcyon pebble]

impact is stagger

brittleness is armor debuff , max 40% (psyker brittleness and arbites brittleness can stack with basic one

check vet guide and kuli guide, have more detailed explanation

[amber delta]

rending is armour pen buff for yourself, brittleness is armour pen debuff for the target

same thing, different application

I think the most obscure statuses are shocked and electrocuted

I didnt even know they were 2 separate things

[whole bough]

shocked is prob the light stun while electrocuted is the fried one

[zenith pollen]

Idk what strenght does

[twin flower]

i remember seeing people on the vet channel complaining how some of the naming system just does the same thing with different names

[twin flower]

dmg, stagger plus cleave together

[thick fog]

Increases damage, cleave and stagger

Buffs all those three

[amber delta]

I think theres still a couple of descriptions that call strength power

[thick fog]

Impact: Stagger
Rending: Increase armour damage (Only applies to maniac, flak, carapace and unyielding)
Britleness: Debuffs enemy armour (All armor type)
Strength: Increases stagger, damage and cleave

Oh yeah theres also Finesse: Increase weakspot and critical hit damage

[misty trench]

addendum to finesse: on certain weapons as a stat it may also mean/include attack speed

[amber delta]

shatfark needs to add a lexicon page in game fr

[tacit geode]

They should take information away actually

[rain pilot]

they should add in the holy dating site

[twin flower]

Tutorial should be changed into you just being dropped into Tertium

[somber stream]

Sex update when

[lyric frigate]

most annoying havoc mod combo you can think of, go

[blazing shadow]

Fatshark reuse twins combat song and disposal units for captain bosses or twins please

[rain pilot]

I always prefer new

[delicate vapor]

farkshat

[blazing shadow]

Probably Jesper has a big big tax

[rain pilot]

I want to feel something again

[amber delta]

[blazing shadow]

Also disposal song sounds like 1 min on end game matches

Dissapointing

I heard it much more on shorts than the game

[rain pilot]

I am driven mad how hard it is to find people to play a game with

[somber stream]

I wanna heal, I wanna feel what I thought was never real

[blazing shadow]

Are you on havoc party finder?

This hours are terrible

But normal games are okay

[rain pilot]

No no I mean in general with games

Feels like I am gambling

and REPO

[blazing shadow]

Oh, maybe there has been a little drop after the release of that bomber sht event

[rain pilot]

I wish I could play repo again

I actally liked REPO

[blazing shadow]

Also people are working at this hours(me)

[rain pilot]

[delicate vapor]

w

[amber delta]

[blazing shadow]

Serious question: Do you think it's wrong to write a negative review on Steam after a thousand hours of play? My review has always been positive but I have the feeling that the game suffered a small maintenance drop from Fatshark in relation to certain fat bugs in the middle of the games and the general imbalance of Havoc, I love the game but I have the feeling that lately it is being neglected by FT

[cosmic burrow]

Those are the best

[delicate vapor]

its good to have a ying and yang review

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[amber delta]

I left a negative review for Dota after 15k hours

[cosmic burrow]

I dont write reviews really

[delicate vapor]

wot

[blazing shadow]

Holly molly

[cosmic burrow]

I just laugh at the ones separated from reality

[amber delta]

game is addicting wcyd

[dire kayak]

i just p-ranked 8-1

[rain pilot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlWxgJLL5CE This is how I feel right now

[cosmic burrow]

Deadlock too

[blazing shadow]

There is a misterious guy on steam writting negative reviews 11 years

[delicate vapor]

life full of hate and wrath

[blazing shadow]

5 reviews at day is the average from him

Not even joking

[amber delta]

not gonna play that, im bad at aiming and I get mogged in every pvp shooter

[cosmic burrow]

How about a melee build

Or characters eith autoaim

[amber delta]

u can play melee in deadcock?

[blazing shadow]

Obey the fist! (His name on steam)

[cosmic burrow]

No one expects melee rem

A lot of characters use shotguns

Those are easier to aim

Also hit boxes are forgiving

[amber delta]

[blazing shadow]

Lately i’ve been reading alot about Deadloci is the game being public yet? I played the first beta but it was not that good for me

[amber delta]

stop convincing me to play another lifesucking moba game

[cosmic burrow]

There are a lot of ability based characters

[cosmic burrow]

Pffff its not

It is better

More characters in game

Streamlined some things

But not public yet

Still invite only

[blazing shadow]

I’m on that phase where pvp games just stress me after work, i just want some chill pve experience like Darktide

[cosmic burrow]

Understandable i play deadlock on weekends

[blazing shadow]

I don’t know if you guys feel the same as me, but i feel like pvp games has turning into a crazy jungle with people getting mad at you for being an average player and not watch 24/7 videos of being better, miss chilling guys, it’s much funnyer when everyone is chilling, even loosing

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah

I play in duo a lot of time

Also now there are 3 lanes instead of 4

[zenith pollen]

I play deadlock when i feel like it and tbh im starting to worry my bebop build is starting to grow useless

[cosmic burrow]

Graj czymś normalniejszym

Jak warden

Ostatnio abrams mi wchodzi

[amber delta]

[rain pilot]

toes

[zenith pollen]

A bebop to specjalny jakiś jest?

[cosmic burrow]

Tak

Bebopem

[rain pilot]

if we were stuck on a island and I died

would you eat me?

[zenith pollen]

Bombki są fajne ale łatwe sie je kontruje

[zenith pollen]

Depends how you taste

[rain pilot]

I got muscles

[cosmic burrow]

Tak tylko bebop spadł z rowerka

Sie tak nie skaluje jak kiedyś

[rain pilot]

gamey pork

[zenith pollen]

Im not a big fan of pork

[zenith pollen]

Zaraza

[rain pilot]

fair

[cosmic burrow]

Ale ogarnięty bebop to zmora. Idiotyczny bebop to farma

[dire kayak]

meow

[lyric frigate]

nie gralem w deadlock ale chce zaczac, czy to prawda ze venator jest gorszy od hitlera

[zenith pollen]

Jakiś build musze ogarnąc inny bo bombki juz nie takie dobre

[cosmic burrow]

A pierdol takie teksty

[lyric frigate]

ok

[cosmic burrow]

Krzyżyk na droge

[hidden whale]

now I got reeses puffs in my bowl

now my days on cruise control

I AM IN MISERY

[zenith pollen]

Zrobie bebop'a pod haka to uderzenie pod 1

[cosmic burrow]

Kazda jedna postać została przyrównana do hitlera stalina mao czy innego zbrodniarza twojego wyboru

[cosmic burrow]

Dalej bedziesz miał do dupy obrażenia

[hidden whale]

I dont know that language

but I do see hitler stalin

[cosmic burrow]

Then learn

[zenith pollen]

Bebop jest nazywany terrorystą

[hidden whale]

its not mandarin or spanish

so its not gonna be useful for me

[zenith pollen]

Its not even spanish or mandarin you stinky ignorant

[hidden whale]

I know

[lyric frigate]

anyway

[hidden whale]

I just said that

[rain pilot]

I want to play REPO

[lyric frigate]

friendslop

[amber delta]

Polska is taking over

[rain pilot]

[cosmic burrow]

Anyway

Abrams power

[amber delta]

I would play Venator because he is good Christian man

[rain pilot]

damn

I just want to REPO

[cosmic burrow]

Postać pod broń palną

W prawie 100%

[amber delta]

[rain pilot]

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[zenith pollen]

Zastanawiam sie skąd buildy brać

[cosmic burrow]

Z wyszukiwarki w grze

Albo od andrew chickena. Daje id buildów swoich

Joe idk what you are trying to do

It isnt working

You are just polluting the convo

[rain pilot]

You are using the convo as a euro DMs

ya silly silly little bearded man

[cosmic burrow]

Learn languages

[dire kayak]

NEVER

[rain pilot]

Learn to use DMs

[cosmic burrow]

Weaklings

[rain pilot]

Attention seekers

[cosmic burrow]

I am not

[rain pilot]

speak the langauge of the chat

or all eyes are on you

[amber delta]

научете бургери

[rain pilot]

ya silly

silly man

[cosmic burrow]

Game is swedish

We should be speaking swedish

[amber delta]

🤓 👆 server rule #2

[hidden whale]

my game is in english

[dire kayak]

we should be speaking in dark tongue

[hidden whale]

checkmate atheist

[rain pilot]

lol

[hidden whale]

we should be kissing behind the dennys

[rain pilot]

eat shit

[dire kayak]

possibly

[rain pilot]

The rules are on my side

I would use a fortnite gif but there is no gifs

[amber delta]

https://tenor.com/view/judy-im-waiting-for-you-gif-10854254336913985990

[rain pilot]

I'll kick ye with my steel toes if ya did that

[delicate vapor]

when you eat food and finish the food so you stop eating

[gilded crown]

Hiii

[zenith pollen]

We need our precious gifs back

[rain pilot]

speak engish

[dire kayak]

literally me

[amber delta]

I'm going to shit yourself

[lyric frigate]

ilove netzach

[rain pilot]

Each day I consider snuging the homies

[zenith pollen]

I just did

[rain pilot]

good

[hidden whale]

already did, nice try bucko

[amber delta]

[dire kayak]

yes please

[amber delta]

scat fetishist spotted

[dire kayak]

im kidding im kidding

[amber delta]

looking judgmentally

[lyric frigate]

what in the

pause

how

[astral basin]

It IS your image

I think

[lyric frigate]

ah

i see

the netzrot spreads

[astral basin]

Just. Horribly cropped bc i couldn’t save it

Lmao

[somber stream]

Watched scary movie 6 trailer

It’s shit lmao

[lyric frigate]

get MORE netzach!!

[astral basin]

Lmao

[amber delta]

thats good right? its the whole schtick of scary movies

[somber stream]

There’s good shit

And there’s shit shit

Past ones were good for being silly, this one is just forcing it

[amber delta]

[rose pine]

Licht, Help, I've gone bald.

I Ogryn maxxed too hard, and I lost my hair

[left swan]

wonder if there's gonna be a hot fix or update today

[left swan]

usually there's one on Tuesday, even a small one

[dire kayak]

im gonna do this to someone

[lyric frigate]

horse

[peak geyser]

Is Atomas's Elite Guard bugged for anyone else? we just completed auric maelstrom, 0 down, no achieve

kinda rude xD

[dire kayak]

literally me,,,,

[dire kayak]

hmmm

not that i know of

[thick coyote]

I heard it kept oscillating between "it's over" and "we're back"

It's going to be great

[peak geyser]

We are a duo and joined like 20% into the mission. Does it retroactively track someone going down before we even joined?

[somber stream]

Depends on what you’re looking for from it ig

[trail bramble]

acting like the scary movies were ever actually funny

there's normally like one good joke per movie

[weak peak]

Maybe the jokes aren't for you?

[somber stream]

Oh shit, is your dad also bald? If so then i have bad news for you..

[astral basin]

Hmmmm

But yeah no Scary Movies are absurdist horror

[delicate vapor]

I see

[astral basin]

Its funny bc they play up the shit tropes

[winged oasis]

are ogryns weak in the back??

[delicate vapor]

They can’t see their so yeah

[dire kayak]

i would be too if i had to lug all that meat around

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

wait that sounds wrong

[delicate vapor]

Wot

[astral basin]

Imagine an ogryn w a back itch

[winged oasis]

serious answer though are they or are they not

[trail bramble]

there's occasional moments of absurdism but for the most part it is vulgar or just referential

[fading otter]

You know bro would be pulling a bear move and back shimmying against the nearest forklift or something

https://tenor.com/view/rubbing-the-pet-collective-bear-rubbing-the-tree-scratching-bear-gif-18191516

[thick coyote]

No

[dire kayak]

you're not safe from me sol

[dire kayak]

haiiiiii

mrrrrp :3

[thick fog]

It seriously funny the other day I saw people made about the pronouns joke in the new movie trailer and the person said "Is not being funny, it just playing dumb"

Like bro is scary movie, they make fun of everything and everyone even if it is not funny and out of place

[elder merlin]

[delicate vapor]

ih yea this chocolate milk boutta get drank

[thick fog]

The one scene of the girl talking with the ghost kid and they were not actual Japanese and is just random ass words including Hiroshima lmao

[delicate vapor]

i remember that

[thick fog]

My stupid kid brain did not know that until few years ago as an adult lol

[delicate vapor]

same here lol

[dire kayak]

holy shit im fucking dying

[astral basin]

Eh????

[marsh iris]

scary movie with that juon kid?

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[marsh iris]

feeling raw

[south valve]

What does this mean?

[fair bridge]

i need to buy another bookshelf today

i think we have too much crap in this stupid house

[south valve]

Simply consume the books

I nearly wrote boobs then, good god

[fair bridge]

it's not just books

just so much stuff

i need to rent a truck one day and just get rid of a bunch of it

[amber delta]

consume the boobs

[dire kayak]

literally me

[dire kayak]

i can assist with that

[delicate vapor]

a

[zenith pollen]

I love the priest scenes in scary movie 2 pure comedy gold

[elder merlin]

Perhaps its your time then

[astral basin]

Pool

[rain pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/does-this-to-you-grab-grabby-shakes-you-shakes-you-violently-gif-4102153395397127951

[rain pilot]

@dire kayak

[dire kayak]

AAAAFGGEGFASEWEG

[dire kayak]

i think im starting to get quite good at the crowbar

yippeeee

[lilac crag]

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[dire kayak]

im consistently killing plague ogryns and chaos spawn

[astral basin]

Kraks nades go brrrrrrt

Wait

W a crowbar?

[dire kayak]

with just the crowbar

[cosmic burrow]

Do you have a car with a hook

[lyric frigate]

sisyphus

[cosmic burrow]

If yes trailer will be cheaper

[dire kayak]

exactly

i am become gordon freeman

-# HALF LIFE 3 RAAAAHHHH

[lyric frigate]

do you use rampage and adrenaline

[delicate vapor]

melta bomb team kill

[lyric frigate]

those can catapult your boss damage

[dire kayak]

rampage and dependancy because i love dependancy

[lyric frigate]

crack addiction

[lyric frigate]

also how to clear hordes well with crowbar i kinda wanna use it

[dire kayak]

use the blunt side and heavy attacks

[dire kayak]

rips off your arms

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[dire kayak]

haiii faust haiiii

[lyric frigate]

faus...

she cute as hell lowkey

[dire kayak]

exactly

[lilac crag]

wife

[delicate vapor]

what to eat now..

[lilac crag]

what the fuck??????

[twin dirge]

Not like you needed them

[dire kayak]

:3

[astral basin]

Nothing around here

Shits infested and oozing

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

i can give you some of my hidden stash

[fair bridge]

nah but it's like $20 to rent a truck for an hour

i'll just do that

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

i have 3 packs of skittles

[fair bridge]

one day i am gonna grow wings

a chemical reaction

[dire kayak]

one day im gonna eat reality

[somber stream]

The Avians got Mallow

[fair bridge]

it's from that radiohead song let down

it's so good

[somber stream]

Oh dang

[fair bridge]

my python midterm has 100 questions

i'm getting some mileage out of this sticker

[astral basin]

Mallow got birded?

[hasty sky]

Real and true

[astral basin]

I look at my stickers

And see this shit

[dire kayak]

[astral basin]

BABEH

[distant anchor]

Is there a reason for a veteran team mate to spam the focus ping as fast as possible for tje entire game

[astral basin]

Love cats

[fair bridge]

dog whistle mod

[distant anchor]

What does that mean

[fair bridge]

some people have it configured to be as annoying as possible

[distant anchor]

Ah

[fair bridge]

it was an answer to your question

[somber stream]

Legsune Miku

[distant anchor]

It's incredibly irritating so it checks out

[fair bridge]

the dog whistle mod is the reason why a veteran team mate spams the focus ping as fast as possible for the entire game

[dire kayak]

AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH

[rose pine]

Sorry, was resetting my PC, also what's the bad news?

[somber stream]

It’s genetic

Either get a wig or transplant

[fair bridge]

check out these exam review instructions from my python professor

• Watch the videos of virtual classes on the instructor’s website
• Lookup each of the following terms and/or commands, write out the definitions, usage, and examples with
pencil and paper or make flash cards
• Use an AI chatbot to help you study
• Repeat reviewing your study notes and/or flash cards until you know this material

[rose pine]

I mean, I paid someone to get it cut.

[fair bridge]

• Use an AI chatbot to help you study

[rose pine]

So if that's worthwhile anything.

[fair bridge]

i love how some of these guys have just given up completely

[somber stream]

Motherfucker should’ve start with that

[fair bridge]

yeahhhh fuck it just use AI

[rose pine]

No

[dire kayak]

i HATE ai

[distant anchor]

Ty

[dire kayak]

GRRRRRRR

[distant anchor]

There's a vote kick option???

[fair bridge]

yes

[distant anchor]

This is huge news

[fair bridge]

press pause then social menu

[dire kayak]

i have this lil chain that i like to fidget around with

its really fun

[fair bridge]

i like eating crayons

[rose pine]

Sorry, I'm busy listening to Methamphibian to hear your crashout.

[dire kayak]

oh my god same

[rose pine]

What'cha saying?

[dire kayak]

we should be friends

[rose pine]

Love Christopher Bowes and His Plate of Beans.

[patent grove]

I keep thinking it's saturday

[dire kayak]

thats so real

[dire kayak]

whats your favourite crayon flavour

mines the purple one

[lyric frigate]

i like blue because they remind me of relic blade lightning

[fair bridge]

red because i love red dye

[twin dirge]

I like the green ones cuz they taste like limes

Yellow is a close second

[dire kayak]

purple is the best of both worlds

you get hints of blue and red

but i can admit

the green ones are really good

[pseudo terrace]

yellow

[fiery wave]

They use semi-auto guns and are lazy so bound tag to m1.

[patent grove]

I had to disable the ping noise because of that

[dire kayak]

if im playing with friends as arbi, ill spam the ping noise to be evil, but id never do that on a public

only occasionally though

[patent grove]

Someone's here to chew crayons and ping enemies, and they're all out of crayons

[oak nexus]

NOOOOO DONT STRANGLE THEM!!!

[distant anchor]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[clever horizon]

game is better with heavy armor spam

[twin flower]

heavy armor?

[astral basin]

My old biology teacher
Advanced class
Her method of material compiling to teach her high school students college level bio?
Find someone on YouTube
Give us a paper we can color (the homework grade was whether or not we colored it btw), w factoids that were innocuous af in the chapter we were studying
No in class memorization. It was a nonverbal “study at your own pace”. Which was a drastic change of pace for our school district

[rancid shore]

THIS COFFEE SUCKS ASS FOR THE EMPEROR

[astral basin]

MUGS FOR THE MUG THRONE

RECAFF FOR THE RECAFF GOD

[rancid shore]

RECAF FOR THE RECAF GOD

[fiery wave]

Just get proper coffee.

[rancid shore]

That is proper coffee

40K coffee in fact

[dire kayak]

im gonna eat coffee

[stuck crescent]

I'm going to drink tea

[south valve]

Very splendid, my good fellow

If goober ate herself, she would become an ourogooboros

[twin flower]

Nice wordplay

[astral basin]

Tea

[oak nexus]

tEA

[elder merlin]

[south valve]

Innit

[dire kayak]

this is true

[elder merlin]

Chewsday?

[oak nexus]

do you think an ogryn with a british accent is out there

[stuck crescent]

Yeah

Heavy

[patent grove]

Rejects run on dunks

[stuck crescent]

Cau dy geg

[dire kayak]

@mighty prawn

[long sigil]

wow

USA missile is not a joke

it almost fast as bullet

[oak nexus]

guh

[long sigil]

they must be torture aliens

[oak nexus]

dark eldar

[long sigil]

it look like las cannon

[weary raven]

Hi

[long sigil]

sup dog

[weary raven]

Has anyone collected all 40,000 warhammers?

[dire kayak]

i ate one of them

thats why i can eat everything

[molten charm]

yes and still not a single 60 defense one

[long sigil]

miniature?

if someone have all

wow

what a rich ass

[mighty prawn]

Eh?

Why was I pinged

[dire kayak]

exterminate him

[mighty prawn]

Uhhhhhhhhh

Sure ig

[dire kayak]

fuck yes

[mighty prawn]

Sorry mate

Nothing personal

[green vector]

how do you spam go here pings

[long sigil]

ew dont

[green vector]

ya

[jaunty path]

ew do

people are dumb

ping spamming saves games

[dire kayak]

i failed a mission once because when i died the last 2 people just stayed in one spot, even when there were no enemies

[green vector]

ye

and console chuds playing damnation/auric that dont even know map layouts in the slightest

totally fun to play with

[fiery wave]

I don't think that console matters, you find equally bad players on any system.

[green vector]

90% of the people i play with who are dead for the full mission and dont have a clue where theyre going are console players

[delicate vapor]

400

[analog marsh]

Don't worry, there's plenty of braindead PC players I encounter as well.

[whole glade]

I JUST SAW SOME KID CALL MARSHMELLOW OG AND DAFT PUNK NEW

i think i will do war crimes.

[drowsy lynx]

Justifiable tbh

[whole glade]

wanna know why?

bc their tiktok account is from 2022

FML

[delicate vapor]

just stole my sisters chocolate bread collection

[delicate vapor]

[whole glade]

exactly

[little helm]

that is some B tier ragebait

[whole glade]

they were being fr

thats the sad part

[jaunty path]

they prolly like 12

dont worry about it

[little helm]

well, sucks to suck i guess

[fair bridge]

complaining to my bf about being overstimulated and he hits me with the "idk take it slow" and then i kill him with my mind

[twin flower]

did it work

[sleek harness]

Work

[fair bridge]

yes

[twin flower]

Rata toottoot

[sleek harness]

That's not my name

[fiery wave]

I have both, PCs love to bitch more about my controller use when I'm trying to clutch for them though.

[sleek harness]

They clearly didn't saw me in action

Jesus, is there really nothing going on in Thursday?

[fair bridge]

thursday?

[sleek harness]

Yeah it's Tuesday

[fair bridge]

u said thursday

sus...

[sleek harness]

No

I said Tuesday

[fair bridge]

#general-chat message

[sleek harness]

I just misspell for funny

[fair bridge]

screenshotted and the metadata was scraped

ur done kid

idk ig no one's playing right now lmfao

the event probably filtered the casuals

[sleek harness]

No I meant the freaks

[fair bridge]

what freaks you narrow minded fool

[sleek harness]

You

And the people here

[fair bridge]

i'm no freak

[sleek harness]

That's what I call yall

[fair bridge]

im goated

[sleek harness]

If you are part of this community you are

More specially part of the Discord server

[fair bridge]

im not a part of this community i'm like a cool silent observer that never shuts up

[sleek harness]

I mean, you appear enough for me to remember you

[fair bridge]

fo76 got like a 2.6GB update idk what that's about

[sleek harness]

I am the judger of who is a freak and who is not

[fair bridge]

nobody uploads patch notes anymore

sad!

[trim sparrow]

Where can I ask for help with Havocs?

[fair bridge]

#gameplay-help for advice on playing the game and #vox-lfg-lexicanum is the guide channel for creating an LFG

[trim sparrow]

I am new here, whats a LFG? 😓

[fair bridge]

LFG = looking for game

[sleek harness]

Looking For Gigatons

[fair bridge]

basically you announce what you want to do and ask if people are interested in joining you

the #vox-lfg-lexicanum provides additional information regarding this

[trim sparrow]

thanks

[low blade]

Its 10AM on a Tuesday you NEET

[fair bridge]

i get sun-wed off :)

also ppl in different regions and timezones!!!!!

duh!!!!!

why dont u shut up and keep listening to coldplay u WEEZO

[low blade]

Okay self-concious now I'm listening to something else now

[fair bridge]

clocks is a banger tbh

i think that's the only one of their songs i genuinely like

[low blade]

Its too late the Miku song is on

[low blade]

Viva La Vida or whatever is actually good too

But the entire rest of theit songs I dont care about

[fair bridge]

i need to ditch spotify and start storing shit locally

too many of my favorites get wiped off their catalog

[low blade]

I always get paranoid about people watching me listen to music

[dire kayak]

meow

[low blade]

How EMBARASSING

To enjoy songs

[dire kayak]

i thought they removed weathergirl and nearly had a panic attack

[fair bridge]

this is a new one that i really like

https://open.spotify.com/track/6gkNNr61nq4KhOPYCntJQQ

loafofyarn by smush

[low blade]

Wait Miku isnt finished yet

[fair bridge]

im gonna go murder ppl in vr

[low blade]

Vermont

[fair bridge]

im the vermont slimer

[dire kayak]

i literally just did that

[fair bridge]

blade and saucy ??

[sleek harness]

Spotify doesn't have the full Fear and Hunger OST

Trash

[dire kayak]

i LOVE that game

oh my god

[fair bridge]

im getting fucking merked by npcs with throwing knives and i want to delete them from the game

its so stupid

[dire kayak]

so real

[fair bridge]

yeah let me bring a fucking shield now every single time

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

i have some funny murder clips i'll post in #zealot-class

[dire kayak]

please do

[glad birch]

Is the very first mission meant to be this difficult?
I've not been able to beat the last boss after some 7 tries with different teams

Every single time someone goes down which then cascades into everyone going down in approximately .2 seconds

[dire kayak]

what difficulty are you playing on?

[glad birch]

The easiest difficulty, i managed to do it twice on PC
Now I'm trying to do it on console and i cannot beat the very first mission as Veteran

[dire kayak]

you might just be having shit squads then, on uprising the first mission should be quite easy

[glad birch]

Yeah the mission is pretty easy, right up until the last boss which typically ends in about 2-3 minutes of getting the shit kicked out of us

I've no idea what's different now lol

[south valve]

Which scores do you like, ratman?

[sleek harness]

What do you mean by score

[south valve]

soundtracks

[sleek harness]

As of fear and hunger or in general

[south valve]

Well, fear and hunger, but you can tell me of there's anything else of note

[dire kayak]

fear and hunger

more like

hunger,,,,,, 🤤

[south valve]

Fear (of goober) and (her) hunger

[dire kayak]

exactly

[sleek harness]

Fear and Hunger 2 https://youtu.be/-9ODZfDAA1Q?si=cPyMklv5E7h_Zmy-

[south valve]

I like Denied The Light

and the speakeasy one obv

Lost Haven, that's it

banger 🔥

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

eats the book

[delicate vapor]

Do not dare

[dire kayak]

but am hungy,,,,

and book look tasty,,,,

[delicate vapor]

you couldve asked for food

[sleek harness]

Dog song

[south valve]

That's the one

[drowsy lynx]

But books are food for thought

[delicate vapor]

I should erase you from all known time lines

[drowsy lynx]

I'm putting a nice garnish of freshly grated eraser on your books for goober now

[delicate vapor]

[whole glade]

me am gug

[brave slate]

If books are food for thought
and one can thirst for knowledge
does that mean books are technically a soup?

[south valve]

Must be

[elder merlin]

@mighty prawn @dire kayak

[dire kayak]

[dire kayak]

stabs you 575 times

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

28 stab wounds

[dire kayak]

i missed 547 of my stabs

[south valve]

It's the thought that counts, dw

the murderous, evil thoughts

[dire kayak]

mmmm

i ate the update

[rigid lotus]

What's the best way to beat this event?

[hazy kestrel]

Uprising missions

[rigid lotus]

Since I am not having fun I just want it to be over

[hazy kestrel]

Just speedrun with stealth spam

[rigid lotus]

Stealth zealot?

[hazy kestrel]

Or stealth vet

[rigid lotus]

rest of the team won't like me

[hazy kestrel]

Who cares? No one plays uprising nowadays

It’ll usually just be you and the bots

Damn autocorrect

[dire kayak]

they can't keep me contained anymore

i figured out how to break out of the cage

[rain pilot]

Goober ate all my hopes of finding a life partner.

By eatting her

[dire kayak]

exactly >:3

[rain pilot]

She was gamer

I needed a second player for games

[rigid lotus]

Like this event is not even doable on damnation. Most events are consistently winnable on damnation

But you get the worst team mates ever on all games

[dire kayak]

i dunno i have an alright time on damnation

[south valve]

It's doable, but not with any fun loadouts

you just have to explosive spam

[rigid lotus]

I don't even have Hive scum

[rain pilot]

Depends on AI director mood and team

[rigid lotus]

so I must do Arby

Entire team wipes and I have endless crusher horde

[rain pilot]

Arby is good

[hazy kestrel]

Krak grenade veteran

[dire kayak]

yeah one time i had like, havoc levels of crushers

[south valve]

Or ogrynheimmer

[rain pilot]

Do tell

[dire kayak]

the mission was going alright

then at one of the hordes

just 35 crushers

i got pinned to a corner and died, the others died shortly after

[rain pilot]

Thanks to Canadian net code

The trapper sound comes after the shot for me

[olive ridge]

[olive ridge]

This is issue.

[rain pilot]

"Just dodge" with trapper people tell me when the moment I hear the sound I already know it's fucken joever

[olive ridge]

Most of the time I don’t even hear them 😫

[jaunty path]

I think my twitching is getting worse

[rain pilot]

It's weird to hear that bursters are an issue in this game

[hazy kestrel]

Just keep your head on a swivel and blast them before they can trap ya.

[jaunty path]

I need to get outside

[rain pilot]

Then again

[hazy kestrel]

You get used to it.

[rain pilot]

I kill most of the bursters in my team

[jaunty path]

Yeah but its swiftly becoming more frequent

[hazy kestrel]

You get used to it. Believe me.

[jaunty path]

I mustve done it like 10 times in the past 10 minutes

[hazy kestrel]

We all develop tics from time to time.

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[rain pilot]

We need a power fist

Power fist

[jaunty path]

mostly when I have thoughts relevant to my father

[hazy kestrel]

I have one, but it’s more facial twitching.

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[jaunty path]

me its like uuhh

[mighty prawn]

Huh?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, that’s an automatic response. Dw about it too much.

[jaunty path]

twitching and a groan noise I make

[rain pilot]

I hope for your swift recovery

[mighty prawn]

Why me pinged

[dire kayak]

stabs you 28 times

[hazy kestrel]

As a fellow ocd sufferer, let me give you my 2 cents.

[mighty prawn]

Wuh?

[jaunty path]

i think im gonna stop playing balatro and do something else

[rain pilot]

May I kindly give a tip for calming down?

[elder merlin]

Shaybar

[jaunty path]

water? yeah.

[hazy kestrel]

I think it’s the beginning of a compulsion response to those specific intrusive thoughts.

[mighty prawn]

I’m even more lost

[rain pilot]

Not that

[dire kayak]

do i need to sleep with someone tonight?

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve had the same happen.

[mighty prawn]

°—°

[hazy kestrel]

IMMEDIATE RESTRAINING ORDER.

[dire kayak]

like in the cat way!

hmp

[rain pilot]

I want you to breath in twice slowly and then blow out

@jaunty path

Keep doing until calm

[dire kayak]

as in curling up with someoneee

[olive ridge]

What is happening in this chat

[rain pilot]

Issues

In my tissues

[hazy kestrel]

Trauma bonding.

It’s an unofficial monthly thing

[olive ridge]

Ah, trauma bonding 🫶

Fair, fair

[rain pilot]

Trauma bondage

[hazy kestrel]

IMMEDIATE RESTRAINING ORDER

Oh shit, I lost my train of thought

[rain pilot]

I got that power over people

Nice bolter

[olive ridge]

Psyker in the chat

[whole glade]

ME

[rain pilot]

Yup its them

Get the witch

[jaunty path]

"was that you making noise?"

"no"

[rain pilot]

Did you do the thing?

[jaunty path]

yea

lmao

[rain pilot]

Did the breathing help?

[jaunty path]

justttt occupying myself with a chore

breathing? didnt do that

drank some water

[dire kayak]

AUUUGGGHJH THIS NORN EMISSARY LOOKS LIKE SHITTT

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[rain pilot]

Damn tried to help a fellow anxiety

[hazy kestrel]

Missus, buy yourself a copy of the Epictetus book I showed you. I think it’ll help.

[dire kayak]

i used to twitch really bad whenever i thought of something really bad that happened to me a few years back, but that's mostly just turned into a shiver

[rain pilot]

I take meds

[hazy kestrel]

I also take meds. But philosophy and grounding techniques helps a bit, I’ve found.

[rain pilot]

Same here

But I am also just used to feeling pain

Damn now I wish the pain was more intense so I could feel any emotion right now

[dire kayak]

i desperately need meds but the medical system and my parents refuse to give me them

[rain pilot]

When is this dann update

[dire kayak]

i ate it

buurrp

[rain pilot]

I am waiting on three games

Three

[south valve]

"I'm more suited to philosophy than fisticuffs" - Swagger

[rain pilot]

Darktide, Aneurysm 4 ,and VEIN (Zombie game)

3 games about to update

[south valve]

I haven't started on those books, I've been quite busy

but I'm free tonight, so

Plato

[rain pilot]

48 laws of power

Robert Greene

[drowsy lynx]

It's less about the breathing and more about giving you something to focus on that you can do in a smooth motion, it can help quiet signals to muscles or unstick ones that are on

[rain pilot]

Some others just light a stick

[dire kayak]

I STILL NEED TO READ VAULTS OF TERRA RAAAAHHHH

[tired inlet]

a funny stick that smells weird when it's on fire and whose combustion causes a reaction in which the exhaust of the burning is itself an inhalant to further medicalize you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2TO5atI4rU

[rain pilot]

Personally I relax playing Zombie Army 4

Dead War

[drowsy lynx]

I cannot recall where I learned this but I figured out that activating a muscle group and deactivating it can help unstick an individual muscle within the group that isn't behaving as intended

Used this to develop a "whole body kegel" technique that involves laying on the floor and trying to squeeze every possible muscle everywhere for 2-3 seconds, then relaxing everything for 3-5 seconds, then repeating 3-10 times. Works great to relieve tension because it'll unstick even muscles you didn't realize were stuck

Like degaussing a monitor

[drowsy lynx]

Shooting Nazis in the balls does also have this effect

[rain pilot]

The only game where those two 45$ season passes for more missions and guns seem....

Tempting.....

45 CAD

Btw

[feral vessel]

Good evening Hive Tertium.
Unfortunately we missed our morning broadcast because of complications.

[dire kayak]

haiiii merpy

[rain pilot]

Tragedy

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-drinking-fall-scared-in-a-hurry-gif-12799806

I have gained a nickname among my main friend group

[astral basin]

Bowling after over salty mexican grill food

[feral vessel]

hoyo!

[rain pilot]

Hell yeah

[feral vessel]

do we deserve salvation

Survey suggests we do.

[astral basin]

Ultimately, no

[feral vessel]

that sounds like something a misanthrope would say.

[rain pilot]

I need more pain killers

We have to go to the Carnival Merpy

To get to the show to get my pain killers Merpy

We are going on a Merpy and Joe adventure

An adventure through the Hive Merpy

[astral basin]

Idk about misanthropy. But close enough

[sleek harness]

Yall want to remake yandere simulator?

[rain pilot]

Love letter

[astral basin]

Skaven

[dire kayak]

nene simulator

[rain pilot]

Next

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

[astral basin]

Skaven

[sleek harness]

I don't even know this girl

[sleek harness]

What

[rain pilot]

Goober why do I have the nickname "creature" from my friends?

[astral basin]

You should know better to suggest such things

[sleek harness]

Yandere Simulator is trash

Not sorry

[rain pilot]

Cold take

[sleek harness]

It would be a blessing to make a remake

[astral basin]

To mention it tbw

[sleek harness]

The dev is a asshole I don't care

[shy sandal]

They tried once, Yandere Dev threatened to kill himself if it was finished

[feral vessel]

good answer nephew

[rain pilot]

Cold take means it's not controversial

You know

[sleek harness]

Needed to make this chat engaging somehow

Yall do a bad job at making this chat fun

[rain pilot]

Like the opposite of a hot take

[feral vessel]

Skaven is always good at rilying up the general populace.

I think you should work at the Ministry of Truth.

[rain pilot]

I like verbal fighting

[dire kayak]

that's psychopathic behaviour

[sleek harness]

So I am not original?

Dman

[feral vessel]

i think that would be a doubleplus good choice of occupation for you @sleek harness

[sleek harness]

That's my job

[feral vessel]

Are you a caller or something?

[rain pilot]

I like fire

[sleek harness]

I am good at making people engage, not tell the truth

Actually lie

Either of them 100%

I am in between

[rain pilot]

Do you need a court jester?

[sleek harness]

No

[feral vessel]

The Ministry of Truth is a 1984 reference which I expect you to be smart enough to understand.

[sleek harness]

Darktide Discord Server's Mascot

Everyone knows me

Most likely

Probably

[rain pilot]

I thought Merp was the mascot

[dire kayak]

[sleek harness]

Dude we are in 2026

[shy sandal]

The Hello Neighbour team offered to help him with coding to finish the game by lending one of their employees to help finish it faster.

When the employee saw Yandere Dev's code, he told him that "The only way we can realistically release this game soon is recoding the entire thing".

Yandere dev replied by spazzing out, kicking the dev from the project, and calling the Hello Neighbour team names

[sleek harness]

Either you mean Helldivers 2 Ministry of Truth or nothing at all

[dire kayak]

[rain pilot]

Sayce

[dire kayak]

i love nene so much

[feral vessel]

i think skaven is an uncultivated swine

can someone get the thoughtpolice down here..

[rain pilot]

I love this chat more

[sleek harness]

I am not American afterall

[feral vessel]

I read that as 'men' for a second.

[sleek harness]

How I am supposed to know the "Ministry of Truth"

[dire kayak]

she's my perfect daughter and i love her

[rain pilot]

It's from the UK

[sleek harness]

Huh

That's even worse

[feral vessel]

do you not know george orwell

[shy sandal]

Yandere Dev has a catalogue of horror stories regarding his internet shenanigans

[sleek harness]

No?

Who the hell is he