Just having a great memory 
#general-chat
twin flower
jaunty path
Skibidi toilet
Skibidi Skibidi toilet
Skibidi toilet
Skibidi skibidi toilet
sleek harness
You are a lie?
whole bough
guy is being baited hardcore
twin flower
It was this if you were curious lmao
jaunty path
9 teens in a trench coat
sleek harness
guy is being baited hardcore
Who
worn halo
Just having a great memory <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
Keep telling yourself that 😛
whole glade
You are a lie?
nuh uh
worn halo
It was this if you were curious lmao
Really wasn't, I think I stated that 😛 but yet again... you need a hobby mate
twin flower
Really wasn't, I think I stated that 😛 but yet again... you need a hobby mate
why so hostile lmao
worn halo
It was this if you were curious lmao
And I meant every word of it 😄
sleek harness
my name should clue you in
A femboy artillery witch is a human
twin flower
Bro got mad people called you unemployed on vt2
whole glade
A femboy artillery witch is a human
no AWs are made in factoies in the 3rd circle of hell
akshully
worn halo
why so hostile lmao
You assume text chat relates to hostility, 75% of all human interaction is somatic. Your point is invald.
jaunty path
Whats cookin in here
whole glade
Whats cookin in here
me
whole glade
im making chicken parm
gloomy tartan
What’s a parm
twin flower
Its food
whole glade
you fry chimken amd put pasta sauce and cheese on top
jaunty path
Sounds Italian
whole glade
Sounds Italian
italian american
whole glade
wassup christian
gloomy tartan
Like the size of a cassowary
hazy kestrel
Good evening.
gloomy tartan
Wait Why’d you call me Christian ?
sleek harness
Good evening.
Personamen
hazy kestrel
Funny rat man
gloomy tartan
No one wants giant chickens I guess
sleek harness
Do I rage bait people good
sleek harness
Koz the Femboy
whole glade
wassup bubba
blazing ibex
im making chicken parm
can i have some
whole glade
shure
whole glade
its sho goog
hidden trout
rats are actually super clean, they clean themselves more than cats
most of the "stink" is the fact that their urine has an ungodly amount of ammonia so THATS what smells
sleek harness
Not
hidden trout
i mean
its not the rats themselves that smell
sleek harness
What's the word
hidden trout
ferrets are the guys who stink
sleek harness
COLE
hidden trout
fuck me they smell so bad
blazing ibex
Ferrets are so cute but
sleek harness
Ferrets are so cute but
They aren't
blazing ibex
I just couldn't justify living with the smell
sleek harness
They look like inbred rats
blazing ibex
Power to the people that can.
sleek harness
No
hidden trout
you hold a ferret once and youll have that smell on your for hours
sleek harness
I am a skaven
whole glade
i have seen worse ones than that 
tender horizon
Knew someone with ferrets once, stopped going to their house cause of it
blazing ibex
Knew someone with ferrets once, stopped going to their house cause of it
it really is too much dude
sleek harness
Knew someone with ferrets once, stopped going to their house cause of it
Number 1 ferret hater
tender horizon
And there's nothing you can do about it cause if you remove the scent gland they get depressed and die
hidden trout
They look like inbred rats
they dont look like skaven
blazing ibex
Had a friend with ferrets back in high school and the second the door even peaked open, and that was it
tender horizon
Number 1 ferret hater
I genuinely loathe them entirely because of how they smell. I can't even appreciate how cute they are because I know how they smell behind the screen.
whole glade
i love blue koolaid
blazing ibex
They weren't even legal to have there
blazing ibex
But skunks deliberately have to spray you. Other than that, they're fine
hidden trout
most ferrets people own have had the spray glands removed soon after birth
hidden trout
ferrets can literally still spray but its not as bad as a skunk
but you just never see it cuz all of them have that removed
blazing ibex
Ferrets have a more ambient stench but the spray's not as bad
tender horizon
Skunks don't have a passive smell do they?
hidden trout
but the smell people know is just the oil they secrete from their skin
blazing ibex
Skunks don't really stink until they spray
But their spray is horrible.
Mustelids are weird.
sleek harness
Can't really complain about ferrets smelling because humans smell just the same
Looking at you
Yeah you
hidden trout
nuh uh
sleek harness
Not you cole
tender horizon
If a human smells that bad I don't want to be near them either.
sleek harness
You smell less than the person I am talking about
blazing ibex
it is my choice if i wanna not shower for a week okay???
||I don't actually do this||
I knew someone who wouldn't shower for weeks on end
sleek harness
If a human smells that bad I don't want to be near them either.
You never been close to a person before?
Never got to smell someone?
tender horizon
What kind of rancid people do you go near
sleek harness
Humans
drowsy prawn
people back in the day believe showering makes you sick 🤔
hidden trout
What kind of rancid people do you go near
blazing ibex
people back in the day believe showering makes you sick 🤔
didn't a big streamer recently say they don't believe in showering and they only take baths?
which, isn't really ideal
drowsy prawn
didn't a big streamer recently say they don't believe in showering and they only...
heh what's the diff, they submerged their skin in water
hidden trout
didn't a big streamer recently say they don't believe in showering and they only...
this seems like an asmongold thing then i read after the "and"
drowsy prawn
it's already over
tender horizon
<#1046914150363844779>
Real
blazing ibex
It was Emiru lmaooo
drowsy prawn
Sefoni's bathwater 😌
twin dirge
I knew someone who wouldn't shower for weeks on end
I still know someone who go months between showers
gloomy tartan
It blinded her and enchanced her power
hidden trout
speaking of rancid people
my brother not long ago saw chris-chan in person
twin dirge
I live with him 
hidden trout
for the 3rd time
blazing ibex
I live with him <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
I am so sorry for you.
twin dirge
It's actually horrible for your mental health living with someone that gross because like, any cleaning you do is just instantly reverted on top of said person just being...gross
tender horizon
I live with him <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
I'll put money in your commissary if you kill them, it'd be understandable.
whole bough
I knew someone who wouldn't shower for weeks on end
because i used to have crippling anxiety i'd shower like. once every month or two, surprisingly my body adapted to it and i stopped smelling that bad, i still smelled but more like it had only been a few days and not months
i shower every other day now tho
tender horizon
You didn't stop smelling bad you stopped smelling yourself.
whole bough
no because i lived with people
twin dirge
Yeah my uncle smells like a vile creature from beneath the earth but he claims he can't smell it so
tender horizon
Yeah, you subjected people who were too courteous to tell you to stop being a scumbag to your stench.
blazing ibex
because i used to have crippling anxiety i'd shower like. once every month or tw...
i don't think the body really, works that way. that being said, cheers to getting over that and getting a hygiene schedule
it bugs me out that the psyche can make people hate cleaning themselves
tender horizon
Shower, brush your teeth, wear deodorant. Trim your nails.
whole bough
i mean
its proably why im into stink now
dont get me wrong i still want to be clean but
tender horizon
No one wants to know that.
whole bough
too bad
jaunty path
I still know someone who go months between showers
Sigmas
blazing ibex
its proably why im into stink now
okay let us
whole bough
this is genreal chat
blazing ibex
just back up
tender horizon
I hate you.
twin dirge
I
jaunty path
Ive gone year's
twin dirge
Nobody needed that information
jaunty path
blazing ibex
this is not a conversation we need to get into
blazing ibex
drowsy prawn
Ive gone year's
🤮
whole bough
nah but fr like
jaunty path
Yes it is
twin dirge
Ive gone year's
whole bough
atleast keep ur hands and ass clean
jaunty path
Lets talk about bad hygiene
whole bough
those GOTTA be clean
tender horizon
Keep your entire body clean.
blazing ibex
keep the whole damn body clean
drowsy prawn
hands up how many here actually floss
jaunty path
Showering is more government propaganda
twin dirge
I don't floss 
twin dirge
I brush twice a day tho
jaunty path
BORN TO SHIT
FORCED TO WIPE
tender horizon
hands up how many here actually floss
After every meal.
I brush my teeth everytime I eat.
worn halo
whole bough
i went like 4 years without brushing and i only got like 3 cavities
tender horizon
I shower once or twice a day.
jaunty path
hands up how many here actually floss
Not as often as I should
tender horizon
It is good to be clean.
twin dirge
I mean I floss after certain meals, like if I get some jerky or sum I'ma floss ts real quick if it gets stuck
blazing ibex
Something that really saddens me tbh
ancient violet
Incredible general chat
jaunty path
I haven't showered since november and I smell just great. People only say hello to me from across the street
blazing ibex
Is when someone is legit, like severely on the spectrum to the point where just washing their hands prompts a severe sensory overload
tender horizon
Incredible general chat
Actual creatures in here rn.
worn halo
When you live with apes its hard to stay clean
whole bough
im not that stinky anymore
blazing ibex
I've seen kids like that.
ancient violet
Is when someone is legit, like severely on the spectrum to the point where just ...
Wait...does that mean Asmongold
jaunty path
And when someones brave enough to say good morning to me. They cry tears of joy
whole bough
i dont know if asmongold is even like
sleek harness
I am so tired all of the sudden
ancient violet
He zealot chat
Hey I have been a Vet main since the beginning
whole bough
on the spectrum
jaunty path
I've seen kids like that.
Yea it sucks
sleek harness
Can't insult yall
blazing ibex
Wait...does that mean Asmongold
I mean, idk what's up with the Great Unclean One
whole bough
i think he's just weird
blazing ibex
But there are actually people like that.
sleek harness
Hey I have been a Vet main since the beginning
Lies
jaunty path
I mean I don't have that sensory issue
tender horizon
But there are actually people like that.
As much as I would like to empathize with them I also would not shake their hand and would prefer not to be within 35 feet of them.
Minimum.
jaunty path
I mean, idk what's up with the Great Unclean One
Issues he can easily fix just chooses not to
jaunty path
As much as I would like to empathize with them I also would not shake their hand...
Can I give you a hug
drowsy prawn
Issues he can easily fix just chooses not to
this, it's the brand 😌
tender horizon
Can I give you a hug
Absolutely not.
tender horizon
The original reason was "I don't know you and I don't want to touch you." but the current reason is "I believe you're unhygienic."
blazing ibex
Actually there a customer that comes to my job to print stuff, but they have a severely autistic son. Ate some candy but got his hands messy. Goes to the bathroom and next thing I know, I hear a bloodcurdling scream
jaunty path
The original reason was "I don't know you and I don't want to touch you." but th...
I brush my teeth :3
blazing ibex
With her saying "Please you need to wash your hands"
jaunty path
So im hygienic
blazing ibex
Shit actually got to me a little.
jaunty path
:3
jaunty path
With her saying "Please you need to wash your hands"
Jesus christ
twin dirge
I also work at a place with people, sadly nothing fun tho, just drunks and smelly folk
twin dirge
blazing ibex
Jesus christ
It's genuinely sad.
drowsy prawn
With her saying "Please you need to wash your hands"
what a punchline
twin dirge
And teens that scream 67 at me when it rings up
tender horizon
I used to do social work, I've smelled all sorts of peculiarities on human beings.
jaunty path
And teens that scream 67 at me when it rings up
Kill them
blazing ibex
Even apologized to me for the scream and I told them not to worry about it.
Haven't seen her in a while.
I hope they're doing okay.
jaunty path
I used to do social work, I've smelled all sorts of peculiarities on human being...
Nah dawg im not doing that ur brave asf tho 🧍
sleek harness
Look at how many messages I've post in both
I'll wait
You got double on veteran
Cool
ancient violet
You got double on veteran
🔥
jaunty path
There used to be a kid in middle school who smelled like spit. Makes me want to gag thinking about it
sleek harness
Still you are a zealot chatter
jaunty path
God.
twin dirge
The fact you actually went and looked lmfao
twin dirge
There used to be a kid in middle school who smelled like spit. Makes me want to ...
That's an oddly specific scent?
How do you maintain smelling like spit?
jaunty path
That's an oddly specific scent?
YEAH I HATED IT I HATE IT
sleek harness
The fact you actually went and looked lmfao
Well, if he lied I would have a great laugh
ancient violet
Still you are a zealot chatter
I chat with all
jaunty path
How do you maintain smelling like spit?
Drooling.
blazing ibex
As much as I would like to empathize with them I also would not shake their hand...
I do empathize. But I also do have limits.
sleek harness
Looks like I still won't get it
drowsy prawn
peaking into #zealot-class makes me wanna do brain hygiene
jaunty path
I did not like even being near them
drowsy prawn
😵💫
sleek harness
peaking into <#1046913589614747719> makes me wanna do brain hygiene
Aren't you a zealot chatter yourself
blazing ibex
But yea i bathe twice a decade to appease the gods. I save money this way
You'd fit right in for a Smash tourney.
drowsy prawn
Aren't you a zealot chatter yourself
that's libel rat
sleek harness
defamation, untruth, slander
A lie then
jaunty path
You'd fit right in for a Smash tourney.
Throwback to when the mlpcon told people explictly to shower and use deodorant
drowsy prawn
no U
sleek harness
No?
drowsy prawn
Yes
tender horizon
I imagine most cons fucking reek.
blazing ibex
I imagine most cons fucking reek.
You'd be right.
jaunty path
Showering removes natural oils from ur skin
warm maple
some people don't find any point in hygiene because it won't change peoples reactions to them regardless
jaunty path
Yeah
warm maple
at least in school.
tender horizon
Showering removes natural oils from ur skin
Id sooner opt to have my skin removed than to stop showering.
drowsy prawn
doing hygiene for others, tsk tsk
do it for yourself, do people not itch
blazing ibex
Id sooner opt to have my skin removed than to stop showering.
I mean.
sleek harness
I feel less tired when I shower
blazing ibex
To be fair.
jaunty path
Smelling like ass is not good for the mind
jaunty path
Youd need to clean more
trail bramble
some people don't find any point in hygiene because it won't change peoples reac...
???
warm maple
This is fair, but if you're not feeling healthy then you don't care anyway
tender horizon
showering ain't gonna feel too great
It is better to be clean than comfortable.
jaunty path
showering ain't gonna feel too great
Replace with latex
jaunty path
It is better to be clean than comfortable.
trail bramble
I assure you, people definitely think worse of you if you smell like unfettered ass
sleek harness
trail bramble
He means like, nerds and quiet kids or something
Still doesn't make sense
drowsy prawn
there are special gloves made just for shower
sleek harness
Still doesn't make sense
Yeah
blazing ibex
I assure you, people definitely think worse of you if you smell like unfettered ...
People don't make sense sometimes
drowsy prawn
very effective, but hurts
jaunty path
I assure you, people definitely think worse of you if you smell like unfettered ...
Nah everyone loves me cuz i don't smell bad
jaunty path
blazing ibex
Yes. But I do shower.
sleek harness
Yes. But I do shower.
So you are people
warm maple
It makes total sense. If you're going to be mistreated showering isn't going to stop it
warm maple
because people already have a problem with you
blazing ibex
because people already have a problem with you
also ties into a self esteem issue
ancient violet
Give me one reason why I should shower
I gotu fam
blazing ibex
bullied kids tend to neglect themselves
ancient violet
Ok so
coarse whale
fungus
ancient violet
It will make you feel nice and squeaky clean
warm maple
im not gonna say they are right to do so
marsh iris
something stinks in here
warm maple
just that thats a reason
warm maple
iunno
drowsy prawn
some animals bath in dry sand 🤔
drowsy prawn
wonder if that works with people
twin dirge
drowsy prawn
somebody here should try
twin dirge
Good idea
drowsy prawn
and report back
coarse whale
sandpaper
drowsy prawn
for science
warm maple
rub sandpaper on your balls
or variant genitalia
we don't judge those with ovipositors here
ancient violet
It's still just flags
Average discord moment
ancient violet
we don't judge those with ovipositors here
I do 😈
The Emporer said only men will receive his seed
warm maple
7000 FUCKING pigeons, eat this man
jaunty path
some animals bath in dry sand 🤔
Chinchillas im p sure
ancient violet
I don't like fruit
I guess you didn't get the joke 😔
jaunty path
Gay
nimble glade
When new expansion Chaos Wastes?
I mean expeditions
Oh and Adeptus Mechanicus class and Sister of Battle confirmed.
nimble glade
Just needs release date TBH
ancient violet
When new expansion Chaos Wastes?
We getting a new class
nimble glade
warm maple
Hadrussy
rancid shore
sup freaktiders
thick coyote
When new expansion Chaos Wastes?
June
modest flume
AERIAL ASSAULT, GO!
gloomy tartan
The only love I have is Cadia
blazing ibex
just a humble darktider
rancid shore
i understand ma'am
gloomy tartan
You can’t goon Cadia it’s a planet
elder merlin
You can’t goon Cadia it’s a planet
sleek harness
Oh and Adeptus Mechanicus class and Sister of Battle confirmed.
This guy believes on Sister of Battles
gloomy tartan
The titty women?
We wouldn’t see them were just some rejects
Hey you guys know about rat kings?
Think that’s ever happened with monkeys?
whole bough
i cant wait for when i can run this game above 60fps again
if fatshark ever fixes the issue
twin dirge
gloomy tartan
These orders from command are getting stranger and stranger…
warm maple
tencentshark
stark forge
does sliding give the same invincibility effect like dodging
hidden trout
does sliding give the same invincibility effect like dodging
No
thick coyote
By default still can be hit by melee
hidden trout
Theyre different states of dodging
gloomy tartan
It’s like legend of Zelda rolling
hidden trout
Sliding doesnt dodge melee
gloomy tartan
It’s faster than running with no Stam ain’t it ?
thick coyote
These orders from command are getting stranger and stranger…
Which planet we assaulting now?
hidden trout
But it renders you immune to ranged while youre mid slide
gloomy tartan
So slide spamming while running helps dodge shotd ?
warm maple
darktide ranged can't shoot an an angle
gloomy tartan
Yeah I slide
hidden trout
Just be careful about any melee enemies near you as you do it, cuz they'll lock on and still hit you during it
gloomy tartan
Yeah
delicate vapor
dear hangover JACKpot
warm maple
isn't there supposed to be a penance for dodging a melee attack with a slide
gloomy tartan
Hey can someone put they’re grundle away
delicate vapor
gloomy tartan
It’s starting to stink the Morningstar up
warm maple
Mourning*
gloomy tartan
It’s sad?
warm maple
yeh
warm maple
Grendyls Grundle hasn't been played with in half a century
gloomy tartan
It’s suffering from freezer burn
hidden trout
Thanks?
All of the "dodge x thing" ones are tied to the correct dodge, like sprinting/sliding for ranged and dodging for melee and stuff
gloomy tartan
Rannick keeps telling the rejects they have big lips
hidden trout
The reaper one is particularly annoying actually cuz most people slide rather than use the sprint angle to dodge them so its one you have to go out of your way to do
warm maple
Rannicks racist
gloomy tartan
Rannick is the loose cannons meth dealer
blazing ibex
So question for havoc players
has anyone experienced like
a full 4 player crash at all today
cuz that just happened to me
red drift
Gang, who's your favourite NPC? It's 60/40 for hadron & sefoni for me
gloomy tartan
cuz that just happened to me
It’s because you laughed at Grendyls grundle
warm maple
Gang, who's your favourite NPC? It's 60/40 for hadron & sefoni for me <:chadgryn...
Sefoni is way too cheerful for someone whos stuck in a tube
gloomy tartan
Hey don’t make fun of my goldfish wife
She floats in Mountain Dew and lives her best life
Stop tapping the glass in her fishtank
red drift
True, but she's also a psyker so she's off her rocker anyway. She probably enjoys the fish tank
gloomy tartan
It preserves her
Enhances her powers
Youd be stronger too if you soaked in Mountain Dew
warm maple
Not the Bacta tank bro
thick coyote
Gang, who's your favourite NPC? It's 60/40 for hadron & sefoni for me <:chadgryn...
Seffy
warm maple
I don't want that shit up my nose
thick coyote
Then Cake
gloomy tartan
You aren’t ready then
warm maple
I like how Hestia is a obviously leading the Rejects on with redemption and doesn't actually believe its possible for them
languid hazel
All of the cast do that. At leaat the ones we can interact with
warm maple
*Mourning
gloomy tartan
Hestia called me lightless one and hopeless one
She’s rude
Hadron and sefoni don’t give a shit if I scream cadia
Zola either
thick coyote
Hestia touched me
gloomy tartan
Dukane doesn’t give a fuck about all of us equally
twin flower
Arent most Commisars
gloomy tartan
Goldfish wife
twin dirge
I think I named my Vet "sefonis tank cleaner"
twin flower
down horrendous
twin dirge
I bet she tastes like Baja blast
wind wing
I’ve always just been brawler ogryn so everyone on the Morningstar is nice :)
wind wing
Emperor
gloomy tartan
Ogryns stank ass
wind wing
Strong smell makes a strong ogryn its true
twin dirge
SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE
warm maple
I feel bad for anyone who tries to force the bullygryn into a shower
wind wing
Think they get hosed down every now and again
twin dirge
Oi big guy, you're especially ripe, get back in for a second hose down
hard crane
They don’t dare hose the ogryn down they just splash a giant water bucket on em from the guard rails above
gloomy tartan
You know about how some body builders lose mobility
Due to the muscles
I wonder if that ever happens with ogryns
Like they can’t scratch part of they bsck or something
twin dirge
Oggy definitely can't reach the small of his back
twin dirge
I like to imagine an oggy trying to wash his back is like a dog chasing his tail
He just keeps spinning till he trips and falls
"almost got it sah!"
wind wing
Scrubbin for the emprah
twin dirge
Emps loves a good sponge bath
You think emps has single milf psykers give him a sponge bath before he eats em like dino nuggies?
gloomy tartan
While he eats them
twin dirge
"hot single psykers in your area of the warp"
gloomy tartan
During the bath he eats them lol
wind wing
twin dirge
"mm, I'm feeling peckish, I suppose I'll eat one of you now"
twin dirge
And Tetris
patent grove
Slaanesh adware hits different
twin dirge
Slaanesh adware hits different
That's a new sentence, congrats
gloomy tartan
Don’t smoke no weed from NOX Alpha
twin dirge
Hot slaaneshi daemons in your area
gloomy tartan
Single Big booty knife ears in your area
warm maple
who's screwing the unstable psykers to make them milfs before they hit the black ships?
lime beacon
twin dirge
Lord don't let the warp take me, because I'd come back a father
lime beacon
Genuinely do not have anything funny to say to that situation
take him out and shoot him
rocky radish
Today it's a public holiday here in Japan called Emperor's Birthday.
Happy cake day, big E
thick coyote
The emperor's files
jaunty path
I dont think its ethical to make more psykers
lime beacon
wellll
patent grove
In game or IRL
lime beacon
the more psyekrs there are, the higher chance that one will carry me through h40
gloomy tartan
I dont think its ethical to make more psykers
Making baby’s ain’t ethical
hazy kestrel
I find it genuinely funny how entitled people can be in this game.
gloomy tartan
Ethics won’t defeat the enemies of the god emperor of mankind tho
red drift
Can't believe no one said hadron was their favourite when I asked 
hazy kestrel
Had some awful veteran seething about me not dropping the ammo crate when barely any of us are in yellow except them, who happened to be on orange ammo capacity.
gloomy tartan
I thought hadron was big bois favorite
jaunty path
we keep talking about that guy
hazy kestrel
Thankfully the trash took itself out.
hazy kestrel
I remember Big Boi, he was funny at times.
twin dirge
What do you think I am
modest flume
I am the Eggman
gloomy tartan
I dunno
modest flume
That's what I am
gloomy tartan
A psyker ?
modest flume
I am the Eggman
twin dirge
Mood
modest flume
I got the master plan
gloomy tartan
A hive scum?
red drift
We're all rejects here
gloomy tartan
That’s my guess for you aki
hazy kestrel
Missus wtf are you
I think Missus is a vet main if I remember correctly.
gloomy tartan
Missus is a fucking vet?
lilac crag
morning chat
blazing ibex
I remember Big Boi, he was funny at times.
Funny, respected his game but, gotta be a little filtered in a Discord server with minors in it
twin dirge
We have miners here?
gloomy tartan
Damn
twin dirge
Where's the fuckin coal!
hazy kestrel
Funny, respected his game but, gotta be a little filtered in a Discord server wi...
Yeah.
modest flume
@blazing ibex thing is, I actually was kinda handling those ragers, it was the damn pox gas that killed me
twin dirge
You’re a vet too aki?
Cadia loving vet specifically
blazing ibex
<@109528432425062400> thing is, I actually was kinda handling those ragers, it w...
IT WAS A SINGLE
PURPLE
RAGER
THAT WENT RED
modest flume
I'm also having the chat delay shit
blazing ibex
AND FUCKED MY SHIT UP
blazing ibex
It's so infuriating lmao
twin dirge
I thought you were a down bad psyker aki
I'm both, I play a hard 50/50 split between yelling about my beloved and yelling about Cadia
modest flume
*I know *
blazing ibex
as if that would have changed anything
twin dirge
It changes everything
gloomy tartan
It would make you feel better
twin dirge
The power of the shovel is unmatched
hazy kestrel
No stagger / anti-fun Havoc modifiers go brrrr
blazing ibex
red + purple is completely cursed
twin dirge
Mfw I don't play above heresy
modest flume
*No stagger / anti-fun Havoc modifiers go brrrr*
Can't even yell at the heretics to hurt their feelings
gloomy tartan
My Chainsword has teeth painted on it so it cuts better
twin dirge
red + purple is completely cursed
Red + blue and suddenly everyone is purple
gloomy tartan
My Chainsword says fuck this on the handle too
whole bough
is 1 million damage a lot
lime beacon
ay cabron
delicate vapor
Carbon
hazy kestrel
I HATE HAY FEVER
Smh, that’s what happens when you jump into hay stacks. (I’ve never had hay fever.)
timber elk
Dear dairy
today I was upper cutted by a flame hulk on one of the lava planets. It really hurt.
gloomy tartan
This carbon molecule cabron
delicate vapor
Smh, that’s what happens when you jump into hay stacks. (I’ve never had hay feve...
Allergies suck
hazy kestrel
Allergies suck
I agree
delicate vapor
Green eye
delicate vapor
gloomy tartan
Why does it feel like meeting my ex at the grocery store every time I turn in a penance FUCK
GET OF MY BACK HESTIA
hazy kestrel
GET OF MY BACK HESTIA
Just turn them in on your zealot class. 
Then she’s nice.
gloomy tartan
She’s just mad because I ain’t all into candles like her
lime beacon
anything strong enough to give an ogryn pink eye probably needs to be quarantined asap
astral basin
Shoot me
gloomy tartan
Hestia wants me to be all hopeful instead of vengeful
delicate vapor
lime beacon
Hestia has a jawline we could use to open corpse starch cans
gloomy tartan
Cowabunga
lime beacon
<:WeirdBart:1407793220737433682>
ay cabron
blazing ibex
is 1 million damage a lot
yes
lime beacon
astral basin
That on there. Laugh at embed attempt
tiny prairie
Whats the best way to level up an Alt Class when you only want to speed level to 30?
sweet field
Which class?
halcyon pebble
Whats the best way to level up an Alt Class when you only want to speed level to...
Get carried
lime beacon
The only way to speed level is to just speed through max difficulty
so yeah, get carried
whole glade
now im crying at an RE game :[
whole bough
Whats the best way to level up an Alt Class when you only want to speed level to...
best is just to play malice/heresy with modifiers a bunch
event gives a lot of exp but its also cbt regardless of difficulty
tiny prairie
best is just to play malice/heresy with modifiers a bunch
better than QP then?
whole bough
you could qp it if you're lazy
but youd get more by running like malice/heresy maelstroms or high intensity
or event
theyre all relatively easy still (not the event)
the event is piss hard unless youre on like uprising
tiny prairie
but youd get more by running like malice/heresy maelstroms or high intensity
The problem is i still get many teams with bots at Malice
whole bough
not really an issue atleast if you have decent gameskill
its mostly just shoot enemy while speedrunning
tiny prairie
argr rgr ill try to carry
whole bough
i prefer bots since then i dont have to help other players
tiny prairie
i prefer bots since then i dont have to help other players
Well true
whole bough
just dont get trappered 👍
feral vessel
GOOD MOOORNING ATOMA.
marsh iris
hello cutetiders
formal mortar
Imagine being ugly
marsh iris
cute and ugly
gloomy tartan
Ugute
marsh iris
like my ork minis
whole glade
crazy that all of jojos happens cuz george joestar had a shit carrage driver
twin dirge
Real, it all could have been avoided if Johnathan just tossed dio into the furnace with his dog
Woulda been so much easier
Bro little Dio was a fuckin menace
jaunty path
breaking bad happened cuz god sucks
Really kicked a man while he was down giving walt cancer
lime beacon
breaking bad wouldve bveen better if hank ate more fiber
if he ate more fiber, it wouldnt have taken long for him to poop
so he ouldnt have needed reading material
astral basin
Oml
jaunty path
spoiled the 18 year old tv show for skully
It's still a popular show
astral basin
More the fiber for faster shits
Easier shits sure
But faster?
Drink some prolax
drowsy prawn
BB is an inspiration to chem teachers everywhere 😌
astral basin
I dont understand scheduled pooping
Like. Why dedicate 30 minutes to relax those defecate muscles when its easier to train to pop a squat n go?
urban valley
hemoroids
astral basin
Hmmmmm
dire kayak
I dont understand scheduled pooping
Like. Why dedicate 30 minutes to relax those...
this is why the flesh is weak
thick coyote
I dont understand scheduled pooping
Like. Why dedicate 30 minutes to relax those...
Because you gotta let your pooping do its thing
Iirc it's 4 things you need for good pooping
Drink lots of water
Eat fiber
Exercise
And time
You gotta let your guts do their thing
astral basin
this is why the flesh is weak
Ah yes, the iron hands reinventing the inverted bum and colostomy bags bc theyd rather
A) not waste time on their weekly defecation ritual
Or b) efficiently throw it into the waste pile
gloomy tartan
Fucking what ?
dire kayak
i like the admech more than the iron hands
astral basin
gloomy tartan
cadia had never seen such bullshit before
dire kayak
Iirc it's 4 things you need for good pooping
metallic alloys dont need such requirements
astral basin
*cadia had never seen such bullshit before*
No ones seen such astartes shit either
gloomy tartan
Don’t the super ultra big marine astartes fancy guys just absorb everything
Like doesn’t the suit recycle everything or some shit
thick coyote
metallic alloys dont need such requirements
Dude
I will not hear this from a toaster fucker
🗣️
gloomy tartan
Fucking auto blow and vaccume attachments
dire kayak
Dude
I will not hear this from a toaster fucker
THE OMNISSIAH DOES NOT FUCK TOASTERS
astral basin
metallic alloys dont need such requirements
Youll still be using colostomy bags
Even if your guts are fully replaced to process nutrient paste exclusively
The waste gotta go somewhere
gloomy tartan
A colostomy bag hidden under armor lmao
thick coyote
THE OMNISSIAH DOES NOT FUCK TOASTERS
Notice how it doesn't say anything about the omni's followers
gloomy tartan
To keep up appearances
thick coyote
#nooticing
gloomy tartan
Hey why does blood make swords rust
dire kayak
Notice how it doesn't say anything about the omni's followers
maybe there was a little bit of experimentation in the depths of mars BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN WE DO THAT
astral basin
Sefoni in her mountain dew stew
thick coyote
Warp Girl bath water
drowsy prawn
Sefoni's bathwater is the secret ingredient in cartel stims
delicate vapor
W
arctic escarp
lyric frigate
delicate vapor
wot
gloomy tartan
Sefoni in her mountain dew stew
THATS MY GOLDFISH WIFE
delicate vapor
gloomy tartan
What up jerry
gloomy tartan
Well keep things in perspective
You aren’t getting eaten by a plague monster rn
And you have thumbs
That’s pretty cool
teal token
You aren’t getting eaten by a plague monster rn
Chinese New Year is draining my energy and now I need to take care of siblings because parents all went out ree...
Hello comrade goober on the hotline
gloomy tartan
Man when I was a kid I could just sit and watch movies to kill time
Some land before time
Some Star Wars
Some jaws
Some Godzilla
Shit some looney toons
teal token
Indiana Jones the series
dire kayak
Everything *but* water
its her tank juices 
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gloomy tartan
Indiana jones rules
I was in a documentary for Indy lol
I got a short round outfit and a Indy outfit
Those hats are god damn expensive fedoras
It’s funny looking at how many fedoras they went through for each Indy film
teal token
Lol
gloomy tartan
And yes I hav a bull whip too
teal token
Damn...
teal token
Lmaoo
gloomy tartan
This is when I decide to get trained lol
It cracks so loud bro
God damn it’s loud
teal token
Sheessh
gloomy tartan
Like holy shit it’s so much louder than in the movies or on YouTube
No wonder you use a whip in castlevania
Fucking Dracula never had a chance
Whipping him like he owed him money
gloomy tartan
Bloodline beef with the belmonts
gloomy tartan
Just telling your baby “ ITS ON SIGHT WITH Dracula.
dire kayak
i wonedr if i should try havoc again,,,,
teal token
What rank ya at goober?
dire kayak
i think like 22
delicate vapor
evil uncle bao
teal token
Bao bao?
delicate vapor
Oab
teal token
Oop?
delicate vapor
Oab
teal token
i think like 22
No gone play with fellow comrades?
I got carried when I joined others havoc
Now I have to learn and get used to high rank havoc...
astral basin
Whipping in actual combat is not great
Most whips that can be practically used as weapons are short enough to have an enemy consider lunging
And thats not considering them wearing plate.
Fr tho if the enemy is wearing plate you have limited options anyways.
drowsy prawn
plated knights before firearm are literal walking tanks
astral basin
Plate armor was very much the
“Make a human as impervious to damage as possible”
The drawbacks were mobility and stamina, due to the combined weight needing at least on or two other people to help you haul it to where you plan to be defending
dire kayak
Plate armor was very much the
“Make a human as impervious to damage as possible”...
and even then, most blunt weapons could penetrate it
drowsy prawn
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ao37nd8G8ps souls game plate armor mobility is real 😏
astral basin
Before you say some booktok nerd shit about openings in the armor
They wore 3/4 layers. The plate was the top later. There was the padding (gambeson) and chainmail layers as well
As for blunt, the plate layer is designed to slope away any blows so that it cant make full contact
drowsy prawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzTwBQniLSc this is better
astral basin
Right. But souls rolling in 50-100 pounds stiff for 5 hours?
gloomy tartan
I’m working on me penance
Not doing havics rn
Sorrys
Souls rolling in armor would not be spammed
It would be some shit you do for some very situational reason
dire kayak
very true
teal token
Souls rolling?
twin dirge
Isn't the most common way they dealt with knights literally shoving them into mud and having them suffocate in it?
knotty terrace
you know the more i play rogue trader the more i understand just how much of a joke the imperium is
dire kayak
haii akiii
astral basin
Isn't the most common way they dealt with knights literally shoving them into mu...
Get em off their feet, try to make sure they dont get back up
Standard fighting method, even w long sticks and flat bats
teal token
Hello comrade Skully the SoL
twin dirge
Mfw the knight is literally just a tortoise
astral basin
Aaaaaaa
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twin dirge
Flip homie on his back and hes free game
astral basin
you know the more i play rogue trader the more i understand just how much of a j...
Always have been
Now. Figure out ways to trash the other factions
Intellectually
astral basin
Flip homie on his back and hes free game
Me playing footsies w me metal pointed shoes
knotty terrace
Always have been
Now. Figure out ways to trash the other factions
thank fuck i'm going down the iconoclast route
drowsy prawn
rogue trader teaches that so long as you are rich enough
you can get away with anything, even in the Imperium 😌
astral basin
I need to give rogue trader an actual attempt now that im on a grid tact bender
Bc. Xcom. Is NOT it
knotty terrace
i mean that rival rogue trader that tried to starve footfall just to drive out heretics????
jaunty path
apparently nekojiru really liked aphex twins
knotty terrace
thats how people become heretics
twin dirge
I need to give rogue trader an actual attempt now that im on a grid tact bender
FUCKING BUY VOID CREW
REEEEEE
knotty terrace
FUCKING BUY VOID CREW
already have it
drowsy prawn
the MC got an ordo xenos inquisitor running errands
while fraternizing eldars right in front him
very based
twin flower
Void Crew Mentioned
marsh iris
shouldve add superheros in breaking bad
dire kayak
I need to give rogue trader an actual attempt now that im on a grid tact bender
i still need to try rogue trader
aaaa
knotty terrace
whoops ummm dont read one of my comments than
twin flower
aint gone lie I got stuck somewhere in RT
drowsy prawn
such a transitional period.
but you weren't even alive during the 90s 😏
twin dirge
already have it
twin flower
Yesnt
dire kayak
i dreamt about darktide last night
dire kayak
very panicking actually
twin flower
Did you purge many heretics
dire kayak
everyone was screaming and i couldnt use my blitz
dire kayak
i was playing psyker too
drowsy prawn
i was playing psyker too
what was your blitz
twin dirge
No blitz psyker is my main build 
dire kayak
what was your blitz
brain burst
astral basin
FUCKING BUY VOID CREW
Still not ready for cohesive team play
I need my legos set in specific ways rn and i will lose mental tryna share
I can do coop games where i can do my own thing wo anyone looking at me. But not team games.
Still riding the stress waves
dire kayak
there was like 18 bulwarks
twin dirge
Still not ready for cohesive team play
I need my legos set in specific ways rn a...
Why won't you shoot things for me.
astral basin
Mac is actually an irish slur
You want to pronounce it Mick
twin dirge
Mach speed fr
astral basin
Mock-n-tosh 🤔
twin flower
What does it mean
astral basin
Mick was used as a catch all hate term (ie the damned x) for irish/scottish immigrants during those years when that was relevant
astral basin
Back then deportation police were being referred to as paddy wagons bc patrick was a popular gaelic name, and was often nicked to paddy
jaunty path
cheddar is our word
marsh iris
feet cheddar
gloomy tartan
I just did a mission with two other vets
It was funny
The flashlights from out lasguns going nutz
The constant lasgun fire
dire kayak
techmarine tomorrow
gloomy tartan
That’s why I like calling out targets
Makes then bright orange lol
Helps my blind ass
astral basin
I wanna do the trench mission w lights out mod
gloomy tartan
I like how the cybernetic feet make little metal feet noises that sound different to the flesh ones
gloomy tartan
I wanna do the trench mission w lights out mod
Peak
jaunty path
the beauty of google
use firefox
I prefer zen browser
opera gx had a dozen features I never would use
and like
majorly cluttered ngl
who the hell needs a gaming browser?
twin flower
gamers?
knotty terrace
what about Brave is it a good browser?
jaunty path
zen is based on mozilla
bright rover
yes
marsh iris
youtube is gay
bright rover
zen is known for that. which was inspired from arc
arctic escarp
zen is based on mozilla
mogzilla
bright rover
now arc is dead. and zen is goat
jaunty path
i think zen was made cuz of arcs death
knotty terrace
the owner is homophobic
well then more power to them i guess 
visual vortex
the owner is homophobic
I dont know why
But at 2:57 AM this made me giggle like a baby
bright rover
I dont know why
visual vortex
Who's mozilla