general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

I’m glad friendly fire ain’t a thing in this game

[astral basin]

Termies are more mobile sure, but dreads typically have the more destructive armaments
Termies are squad tactic super patrols. Dreads are tanks that will dominate whatever position they are assigned/ outfitted for

[twin dirge]

I'm officially single

[whole bough]

yea dreadnought would def win but itd probably be like, atleast 15 minutes of fighting

depending on where the fight is anyways

if its just both standing still and unloading it probably wouldnt last long

[nocturne bloom]

Welcome to freedom town

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[dire kayak]

i love dreadnoughts aaaaaaa

im the dreadnought version of paul

dreadnoughts are the best unit on the tabletop

[dire kayak]

it depends on the kind of dreadnought really

helbrute? terminator probably wins

redemptor dread? the dreadnought probably wins

brutalis dread? likely the dread

[gloomy tartan]

Damn bro

Want me to get a homeless to spend the night with you watching the sopranos ?

[dire kayak]

can i come?

[visual vortex]

Were our theories correct?

[timber elk]

I think the one thing I think of when I think of warhammer is the dreadnaught

[dire kayak]

i love dreadnoughts!!!!

[visual vortex]

I think of the guard

🤤

[dire kayak]

id marry a redemptor if i could

[visual vortex]

And lasgun

[visual vortex]

You'd marry a corpse?

[timber elk]

She would marry Bjorn the fell-hand if she could

[rich sinew]

coop ? JOIN ME! MIC

im 29 speak english and play heresy diff.

strike party 1

[visual vortex]

I would marry a decent fucking human being if i could

[dire kayak]

i woulddd

[timber elk]

Uhhh Bjorn is decent

[dire kayak]

bjorn is the best

[timber elk]

I’m pretty sure Bjorn hates everyone in the today’s-age imperium

[visual vortex]

Im not gay

[timber elk]

Not what I meant

I mean the dude just wants a regular conversation with someone

[visual vortex]

Oh

[timber elk]

Instead of being worshipped like a Demi-god

That and also he can’t drink, feast or hunt with his brothers.

[visual vortex]

Yeah he can

[timber elk]

He can’t

[visual vortex]

Just pour it in the small slit

[timber elk]

Oh

I mean

[dire kayak]

ill feed him

[timber elk]

I don’t think any of the space wolfs have that of that

[feral vessel]

GOOD MORNING HIVE TERTIUM

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrp :3

[feral vessel]

hi gooba

Wait, is it Tertiumhive or Hive Tertium?

I've heard both forms used when referring to hive cities.

[dire kayak]

hive tertium

[timber elk]

It’s hive tertium

But yeah I’m pretty sure Bjorn also is sick of everyone’s bullshit at this point

Dude just wants to talk to someone and not be seen as a literal piece of media who was with the emperor

[astral basin]

Hellbrutes are a totally different.
Look up mutilators and obliterators
Its a whole thing. Demon virus or something that fuses the marine to the armor/ weapons, makes them insane
Apparently chaos warbands still have and practice dreadnought interment. And usually its a respected thing.
Unless you are ksons. Those guys are dicks.

[dire kayak]

really? i always see helbrutes in the same category as dreadnoughts

[visual vortex]

Ksons?

[timber elk]

Also terminators and hellbrutes are two completely different things

[astral basin]

Thousand sons. Wizard group

[visual vortex]

Oh

I thiught you meant kpop

[timber elk]

AH

[astral basin]

Arrowhead?

[feral vessel]

sand wizards, you mean?

[timber elk]

No I was laughing

[feral vessel]

A thousand power armor sets full of Tzeentchian sand.

[astral basin]

They are ASHES
Just because they are egyptian themed…

[dire kayak]

merp will i get beaten with hammers if i add you

[feral vessel]

Magnus must be muttering I hate sand somewhere.

[feral vessel]

No.

[visual vortex]

Yum

[feral vessel]

feel free

[visual vortex]

Even better

Ashes have flavor and can be crunchy

[astral basin]

…

[feral vessel]

I think I prefer sand.

[visual vortex]

Sand tastes the same

[lilac crag]

no but I will

( affectionately )

[astral basin]

Remember
A pile of dead things becomes soil, but a pile of soil doesn’t become dead things

[visual vortex]

Worm

[astral basin]

until we meet again

[timber elk]

necromancers be like

[rich sinew]

coop ? JOIN ME! MIC

im 29 speak english and play heresy diff. im in strikeparty 1

[dire kayak]

who here is most likely to go into a psychotic breakdown and kill someone?

i need this information for reasons i cannot say

[visual vortex]

Not me

[timber elk]

That is…..very specific

Why?

[lilac crag]

me

[visual vortex]

Im very sane and reasonable

[lilac crag]

very likely me

[timber elk]

I am a goofball who has self-loathing issues so probably not me

[lilac crag]

one of these days I will recover consciousness and spiral

until then

lobotomy

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[lilac crag]

picks you up

[visual vortex]

Crushes your skull like a grape

[lilac crag]

yup

[timber elk]

You guys don’t own a kettle do you?

[visual vortex]

For tea?

[timber elk]

Yeah.

[visual vortex]

Why

[astral basin]

We as Americans need to capitalize more on the oil industry
We need grave wells where our honored ancestors can be turned into fuel for the greater generations

[visual vortex]

Good isea

[timber elk]

So fuck fossil fuel I guess

[astral basin]

Deep into the earth so the we can become soupy and tapped into at a later time

[astral basin]

We become the fossil fuels

[jaunty herald]

hey does anybody know why my buddy got started level 1 havoc but i got started at 16?

[timber elk]

Did you already played havoc?

[astral basin]

Auric vs heresy maelstrom

[visual vortex]

Any second now someone is going to say something about how america sucks and how much better their country is without realizing their own country's problems

[astral basin]

Or worse yet
America sucks i wish to move to europe

[timber elk]

Reason number 40078 as to why I hate politics and geopolitics

[visual vortex]

Number 1: Europeans say Americans dont have free healthcare even though it dowsnt bother them

And that's why they're all runts

🧠

[timber elk]

Anyway before someone actually shows up and does start saying all that

[dire kayak]

free healthcare in england isn't really that good honestly

[timber elk]

We should talk about something else

[astral basin]

Or worse yet
“America sucks, and im going to pretend to be an expert in economics to pretend like my way is the best way for everyone”

[dire kayak]

im gonna have to wait years for an adhd diagnosis

[visual vortex]

Everyone and their mother becomes an expert in anything when it comes to it

[dire kayak]

it took my brother 4 years

[timber elk]

I SAID WE SHOULD PROBABLY TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[astral basin]

I need a few grand to hire an autism specialist to point at me and say “yep. Youre a special boy. Now you can claim it legally”

[visual vortex]

If you come back positive dont be one of those people that yse it as a scapegoat for being one of the most irritating fuckers on the earth

[whole bough]

i have an autism eval tommorow

[drowsy prawn]

the only way anything can be truly free is when we have robot servants 😌

[whole bough]

so hopefully i can get disability benefits once i have that

i already have diagnosed ADD, ADHD, OCD, ODD, GAD

[timber elk]

Woah now. Be careful your gonna start “that talk”

[drowsy prawn]

🤔

[timber elk]

The a.i talk

[visual vortex]

Almond time

[timber elk]

Hell yeah

Fuck almond milk

[dire kayak]

i wont

[visual vortex]

Pecans are better

[dire kayak]

i would never

[visual vortex]

Good

And dont have your main goal be getting benefits

[astral basin]

We arent talking politics
We are talking how dumb people are
Them being dumb and pretending to get politics is a side line

[drowsy prawn]

it's the simple truth
if it's a product or service by people, somebody's gotta pay them
if it's machines..

[dire kayak]

i just want medication so i can feel NORMAL

[whole bough]

right now its my mango cause my biggest issue is money

[timber elk]

I was being sarcastic skully

[whole bough]

i havent been able to get a job for like 3 years despite still applying

[astral basin]

Thats my exact diagnosis when i was 5

[timber elk]

And also I was being sarcastic about people who randomly do show up out of nowhere and immediately start talking politics

[visual vortex]

I have meds but i have to be off them for 1-2 years to show that i can wnter the military

[elder merlin]

[whole bough]

i have anxiety meds

[hidden jetty]

I dont think you will ever feel truly normal even with meds

[dire kayak]

i will eat those people for you

[whole bough]

increaased escitalopram to try and help with ocd which seems to be working

[dire kayak]

share please

[timber elk]

Oh no thank you goober. I appreciate it tho.

[whole bough]

i took adhd meds once and it made me feel like my heart was gonna explode

[timber elk]

Uhhhh

[dire kayak]

i can take them off your hands

[timber elk]

Are you absolutely sure those were adhd meds?

[whole bough]

it was an amphetamine one

i forget the name

[visual vortex]

It's better to take a hot bath than need meds

[timber elk]

Oh

[dire kayak]

true,,,,

[visual vortex]

Or take nap

[whole bough]

kinda

meds are what helped stop me being bedridden

my anxiety was that bad

[timber elk]

Well I wish you the best of luck

[visual vortex]

I locked in

[dire kayak]

my condition IS that bad

[astral basin]

Ive always been anxiety intensive
They tried putting me on adderal to have me sit still (at 5-7) in class
That put me in the fetal position halfway through class for the rest of the day say they put me on Straterra instead. Back when that was still considered experimental

[timber elk]

LOCK THE FUCK IN HOMIE🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[visual vortex]

Locked in so hard i willed my issues away for the past month

Now my frontal lobe hurts

[dire kayak]

i wish i had your strength fish

[timber elk]

Ummm

[whole bough]

i wish i could

[visual vortex]

I looking like that one guy from marvel with the big brain

[timber elk]

Modok?

[whole bough]

but my anxiety and ocd are like seperate entities in my brain that refuse to leave

[timber elk]

Or whatever his name is

[visual vortex]

I think idk

[dire kayak]

ill figure out how to eat ocd

i swear

[sleek harness]

What yall doing awake

[whole bough]

the increase in my meds is helping with it a bit

[sleek harness]

It's 5 am

[astral basin]

Ive been 12 years med free
And currently wish i had something rn bc the stress is unbearable this month

[whole bough]

12am here

[visual vortex]

Nah it 3:14

[dire kayak]

8am here

[timber elk]

What’s wrong?

[sleek harness]

That's worse

[visual vortex]

Mah i locked in

[sleek harness]

Where the hell do you live?

Australia?

South Pole?

[timber elk]

Everyone is sharing their thoughts and troubles here

[whole bough]

washington

[visual vortex]

Not me

[astral basin]

Nothing in particular
Its a build up
Social tolerance is at an all time low as well

[sleek harness]

Is that bad

[visual vortex]

Too locked in

[sleek harness]

I don't know this city

[whole bough]

its the state

[timber elk]

It’s the capital of America

[visual vortex]

The state

West coast

[sleek harness]

Sounds like a city

[timber elk]

It is

[whole bough]

there is one

[visual vortex]

No dumbass

[whole bough]

but i live in washington (state)

[visual vortex]

That's D.C

[timber elk]

:3

[dire kayak]

i can barely even bring myself to go to the hobby store to get paints

[timber elk]

I did my job as a dumbass on purpose

[visual vortex]

There's washington and Washington D.C

[timber elk]

:3

[sleek harness]

Why

[timber elk]

See I never was good at states in school

[visual vortex]

Me meither

[sleek harness]

Lamb aren't you American

[timber elk]

Because my history teacher fucking sucked

[sleek harness]

You should know this

It's basic American info

[visual vortex]

We only need 2 know the ones that matter

Or use visual clues

[timber elk]

I do know this

[visual vortex]

I always go from Michigan and downwards

[timber elk]

I’m just a idiot that’s all

[visual vortex]

Then up and aroubd

[astral basin]

Washington State is the one near the top left
Its got a face as its western border edge

[sleek harness]

Nerd

[visual vortex]

Ew west

[dire kayak]

reasons

[sleek harness]

I don't want to hear about Washithengh anymore

[timber elk]

You say this and there’s Alaska

[trim eagle]

Hey there, new here. Anywhere specific I should be looking for strike teams for Auric Maelstrom, or just ask?

[visual vortex]

What about Alaska?

Dont being that state into that

[whole bough]

quickmatch works

[visual vortex]

It doesnt deserve it

[twin flower]

Try #vox-lfg-lexicanum and pick your region

[whole bough]

ppl dont really look for aurics

[drowsy prawn]

Foreigners pretty much just knows Texas and Cali

[timber elk]

It’s a cool state?

[whole bough]

i dont think anyways

[dire kayak]

washington? how many in particular?

[visual vortex]

Pretty

[astral basin]

Get back to your planet nuking

[visual vortex]

And Michigan

[whole bough]

i lived in alaska for 12 years

[drowsy prawn]

what's that

[visual vortex]

Abs Florida

[timber elk]

Plus Alaska is the home to the many stories of eldritch horrors and skinwalkers and daemons and other sort of shenanigans

[visual vortex]

Mitten state

[trim eagle]

thx dawg

[whole bough]

i die in any temp above 70f

thanks alaska

[visual vortex]

Me 2

[sleek harness]

Terra?

[visual vortex]

Dont worry

[dire kayak]

sameee

[visual vortex]

I am Michigan

[timber elk]

Michigan weathers sucks

[visual vortex]

Nah

[timber elk]

It just snowed again

What you mean nah?

[visual vortex]

U just gotta lock in

[timber elk]

Bro it was literally 60 degrees 3 days ago

[sleek harness]

Snow sucks

[visual vortex]

Snow is cool

[timber elk]

I could finally wear shorts

[visual vortex]

It tastes good

[sleek harness]

I never saw snow in my life but I know it sucks

[visual vortex]

It's 2 keep u on ur toes

[timber elk]

Ugh

[visual vortex]

Cant have u slipping up

[sleek harness]

That's why we don't have snow on winter in Brazil

[visual vortex]

This why we the best

[timber elk]

Meanwhile everyone shits on motor city

[sleek harness]

I made it so it doesn't happen

[visual vortex]

Because Detroit sucks

So does Dearborne

Everywhere else is fine

[timber elk]

IT DOES NOT 🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[visual vortex]

The people do

And they make the city shitty

[timber elk]

YOU WATCH TO MUCH ROBO COP

[drowsy prawn]

It's funny because Detroit used to be a great place

then it went down the shithole

[visual vortex]

Robo-cop is cool

[visual vortex]

Thank you, sun-belt

And thank you, collapsing car market

[astral basin]

You havent been playing stellaris for the last two hours?

[timber elk]

The inner city is much much better than a few decades back

[sleek harness]

Yesh

[timber elk]

They are slowly moving to the outer parts of Detroit

[visual vortex]

Bexause some people want it to be better

[sleek harness]

My Capital is called "Mztri"

[visual vortex]

Detroit is fucking sinking into the water

The entire world is against it

[timber elk]

Man they just hating on my motor city lore

[dire kayak]

im gonna eat detroit

[timber elk]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

PLEASE NOT MY CITY

[astral basin]

Theres a reason a bridge hasnt been built over Chicago’s lake to Detroit

[visual vortex]

Im from further up and swamp hunting area

[timber elk]

Oh you’re in the U.P

[visual vortex]

Not U.P

But closer to it

Then moved near detroit

[visual vortex]

Becausd Chicago is shittier than Detroit

[astral basin]

sweet home Alabama

[timber elk]

AGREED

[visual vortex]

And nobody wants to be near Chicago

Or the west

We do not want to be near the west

Or the east

We want to be near literally nobody else actually

We should become dissidents and become a steel-making staye

[ripe tangle]

Are there any parts of Chicago that doesn't suck?

[visual vortex]

No

[ripe tangle]

damn

[astral basin]

Istg i have a crap load of chicago refugees in my city
I see bulls caps every other day

[visual vortex]

It wouldnt suck if they locked in

[timber elk]

I would like to visit Scotland or Alaska one day

[visual vortex]

The city is so ass even they are leaving 😭

[timber elk]

They would be a inspiration for a book I wanna write

[sleek harness]

Yall random question

[timber elk]

Hmm

[ripe tangle]

I hear people from Illinois outside of Chicago resent Chicago being their state's main city and hate being associated with it

[astral basin]

Now
To put it in perspective
Half of them go back

[sleek harness]

If you had to guess, which regions is the best to farm in Brazil

[visual vortex]

Nobody likes Chicago

Or the west

[visual vortex]

None

Trick question

[sleek harness]

Dude

[ripe tangle]

wdym the West?

[timber elk]

I…..honestly wouldn’t no

[timber elk]

I’m not a farmer. I’m a nerd.

[twin flower]

Idk anything about Brazil

[sleek harness]

Nerds can solve problems

[visual vortex]

Like California

[twin flower]

Aside from..

[drowsy prawn]

farm..what 😏

[ripe tangle]

Brazil has good steak

[sleek harness]

Which is world hunger

And so the places farmers need to stay

To farm

[sleek harness]

We do?

[whole bough]

anywhere thats not a desert or prone to flooding i think

[ripe tangle]

Brazil is famous for steak isnt it?

[whole bough]

idk what soil is like there

[timber elk]

No?

[sleek harness]

We got a load of coffee and bamboo

[ripe tangle]

that and pizza

[lilac crag]

@sleek harness

[sleek harness]

That's why we use bamboo as fuel

[visual vortex]

I think Brazil is actually famous for the Pyramids

[sleek harness]

Sometimes

Mostly

[sleek harness]

The hell you want

[lilac crag]

foolish skaven.

[sleek harness]

Yes

It's my name

[lilac crag]

dismantle

[ripe tangle]

I was also going to say Brazil is famous for crime but crime is lowkey kind of infamous in all of the Americas...

[sleek harness]

I am not a robot

Can't do that

[timber elk]

I think Brazil is famous for their sushi

:3

[sleek harness]

What sushi

What are you talking about

[timber elk]

Blame tv and movies for that

[lilac crag]

don't they do alot of football there

[visual vortex]

I think brazil is famous for having the great wall of china

[timber elk]

Actually

[visual vortex]

And bombing pearl harbor

[ripe tangle]

Brazil is also known for Soccer/Football yes, but that also applies to all of South America

[sleek harness]

We are actually famous because Americans think we got sexy girls for some reason

[visual vortex]

Well do you?

[timber elk]

You kinda do

[sleek harness]

That's why we are on the top 5 countries with good looking girls

[sleek harness]

Not really

[drowsy prawn]

still remember that game with Germany after all these years

[visual vortex]

Better than the women here

[timber elk]

Brother I’m into Asian women, black women and Latina girls.

[sleek harness]

Where

[ripe tangle]

doesnt every country have a mix of Attractive and Unattractive women?

[dire kayak]

skaven

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

[visual vortex]

I like asians too man

[dire kayak]

skaven you need to activate protocol 7

[sleek harness]

I think thats too much

Just one blud

[visual vortex]

Midwest

[pseudo folio]

can anyone add me? im on psn level 16 with psyker and i need help for the missions um...ywah.

[timber elk]

WHAAAAAAAAT

[timber elk]

KITTTTTTTYYYYYY

[astral basin]

Most spanish speaking countries

[pseudo folio]

Im 22 tho so i aint a sqeuaker but, i aint the best player and the bots and i nearly finish the mission hut i end up failing towards the end

[ripe tangle]

Brazil speaks Portugese though

[drowsy prawn]

the hell you need help for, spam assail, the missile things

[dire kayak]

mrrrp?

[sleek harness]

What is protocol 7

[pseudo folio]

Ah a felloq cult od the lamb enjoyer

[sleek harness]

Brazilian Portuguese

Don't confuse with the inferior Portuguese

[ripe tangle]

the correct kind of Portugese

[visual vortex]

Brazilian brazilian

[pseudo folio]

Dont gotta be rude, and i dont use assail i use the uh electricity one, i try to be support

[dire kayak]

@jaunty path

[timber elk]

No no. They mean you’re playing the most powerful class. You just need to spam assail.

Pysker it actually broken

[astral basin]

Portuguese is like. 90% spanish roots linguistically

[pseudo folio]

Anyways i mormally die by the suicide guys in the game, i have bad situational awareness

[ripe tangle]

European Portuguese sounds like a Spaniard immitating a Russian.... or it sounds like a Russian immitating a Spaniard.... hard to say

[drowsy prawn]

don't smite lol, especially at low lvl, trust just use assail, you will solo clear maps at your lvl

[visual vortex]

Several people here are going to cry about your choice of blitz

[pseudo folio]

Eh i just suck lol

[dire kayak]

missus there's a smyker here

[sleek harness]

Spanish but better

Also it's harder to learn

[dire kayak]

you NEED to eliminate them

[sleek harness]

Good thing I am Brazilian and was forced to learn it

[timber elk]

Nah. You don’t suck. Your just not experienced

[pseudo folio]

Oh...alright thanks ill try ig, but i like pretending i have force lightning 😭

[timber elk]

That’s all.

[visual vortex]

Better than 90% of all the players in this game

[sleek harness]

That's called sucking at a game, lamb

[pseudo folio]

i be like I AM THE SENATE. UNNNLIMITEDDDDDD POWERRRRR and it dont even kill a groaner half the time

[ripe tangle]

what is it like living in a place where it experiences Summer year-round?

[visual vortex]

It's a support blitz

[pseudo folio]

oh their just tryna be friendly to me i appreciate it tho

[dire kayak]

you should know that a lot of people aren't very fond of smite users

[sleek harness]

I know

[visual vortex]

It's not supposed to kill entirely

[sleek harness]

I hope you uh

[timber elk]

I’m a force of positive change. Go eat your warpstone dust rat boy

[sleek harness]

Grow a good beard

[pseudo folio]

would anyone like to add me? my psn is Skullcrusher939

[sleek harness]

Tomorrow

[visual vortex]

But they're fond of 1-shot zealot builds

[astral basin]

Summer year round?
Oh. Rain forests

[sleek harness]

You mean sniff

[ripe tangle]

Signalis pfp spotted

[dire kayak]

haiiii

[pseudo folio]

Oh i have one already so i hope it stays that way

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[timber elk]

No

[sleek harness]

Nobody eats warpstone dust

[sleek harness]

It's disgusting

[timber elk]

Legit eat the dust with a spoon

[lilac crag]

" not very fond " I wish to kill all smykers

[sleek harness]

It's like eating fentanyl

[pseudo folio]

but its so asthetically awsome why would people be against it...does ot suck compared to assail that much?

[visual vortex]

No

[pseudo folio]

Am i at least doin good by using scriers gaze over the bubble?

[visual vortex]

People just like crying

[dire kayak]

because it stuns entire hordes and ruins the fun for other people

[visual vortex]

So does 1-dhot zealot builds

[twin flower]

Dont listen to them

[lilac crag]

my rage grows

[twin flower]

Play what you want

[visual vortex]

Nobody says anything...

[pseudo folio]

I never saw it that way

[grim spoke]

i can’t sleep

[visual vortex]

Just ignore what they say

Ise what u want

[sleek harness]

For a moment I thought you were Missus

[lilac crag]

kicks you in the head

[pseudo folio]

ANYWAYS SINCE ALL YAL ARE SO GOOD maybe go add my psn Skullcrusher939 and help me lololol 🙂

[visual vortex]

They can be little babies

[grim spoke]

i’m like missus if i was cooler

[sleek harness]

I got startled for a sec

[grim spoke]

and also not missus

[astral basin]

You do this every time meow shows up 😭

[pseudo folio]

will do Zuckerdolphin

[ripe tangle]

I know!

I love SIgnalis

[visual vortex]

👍

[sleek harness]

No, you are Missus if she spent more time in Zealot chat

[pseudo folio]

wait is darktide crossplay

[drowsy prawn]

smite doesn't do huge damage especially without the purple things at the bottom at your lvl, it's for the stun on huge amount of enemies, which you also don't have at your lvl

[lilac crag]

missus is the coolest tho

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[grim spoke]

yeah, cooler

[lilac crag]

don't compare oomf to oomf

[pseudo folio]

How do i add u in game?

[sleek harness]

I don't

[lilac crag]

you both play zealot

[sleek harness]

Think its cool

[visual vortex]

I never dabbled in it

[grim spoke]

it’s alright

[lilac crag]

being in zealot chat is indeed not cool

[grim spoke]

we’re all wrong sometimes

aside from me

[lilac crag]

it's more like being in the middle of a clique

scary stuff always there

[grim spoke]

gen chat being mad people have friends

the cycle repeats

[astral basin]

The difference between us and zealot chat
Is the pick perms lets the weirdos be weirder

[lilac crag]

your friends anger me

[visual vortex]

Im always mad

[pseudo folio]

Hey it says in ur bioni needa ask for dms

[lilac crag]

writhing rage seeps into my blood at the sight of your companionship

I lose all critical thinking at the thought of human connection amongst your peers

[pseudo folio]

so can i dm u @timber elk cus i need more people to play with

[grim spoke]

hoes mad i’m full of love and joy and whimsy

[lilac crag]

(/j if it wasn't clear by now)

[dire kayak]

i wish i was you,,,,,

[timber elk]

It’s 3am where I am. I’m gonna be heading to bed soon.

[lilac crag]

I HATE how much fun you have

[visual vortex]

Do u see rainbows and unicorns?

[pseudo folio]

The emperors fury engulfs u

[grim spoke]

that’s a pretty common sentiment

[grim spoke]

no but i do fart them

[lilac crag]

oomf don't downgrade

[pseudo folio]

its 3:37am here too but i figured for tmw or somethin we ciuld play

[dire kayak]

i feel that towards everyone

[lilac crag]

I love u the way u are

[grim spoke]

rot in hell

[sleek harness]

That sounds gay

[lilac crag]

dude......... like rotfront?

perhaps this is hell?

[grim spoke]

dude…….

[pseudo folio]

And im gay owowowowo

[lilac crag]

dude.........

[delicate vapor]

domer

[lilac crag]

I don't have signalis emojis sorry

[sleek harness]

Ebious

[dire kayak]

AJAJSBDHANBSBSAAAAAA

[visual vortex]

I dont play shit games sorry

[pseudo folio]

Guys is nurgle the best chaos God to worship or is it khorne peoplensay one or the other

[sleek harness]

I don't recognize you anymore

[timber elk]

I’m gonna be working tomorrow. I work weekends.

[lilac crag]

your pfp controls my emotions

[grim spoke]

hoes mad cuz they ain’t me

[sleek harness]

Can you tell me your dynamic

[visual vortex]

Khorne cooler because he funny

[lilac crag]

if it wasn't for your pfp

I'd kill you

[sleek harness]

Who is the hoes

[visual vortex]

Please do

[astral basin]

Mh wilds discord did an @jere a few minutes ago

[pseudo folio]

Okay ill take the hint and leave ya be fam

[lilac crag]

but you live another day, orange name

[visual vortex]

That's me really dunny

[grim spoke]

idk everyone

[visual vortex]

Funny

[timber elk]

I wasn’t being rude.

[astral basin]

A mod was dumb

[pseudo folio]

but nurgle give hugs 🙁

[nocturne bloom]

Literally just logged off of it

[visual vortex]

I feel like if you killed me i would make funny sounds

[visual vortex]

Which would be funny

[pseudo folio]

i didnt say u wrre im just like "oh they dont wanna play with me lemme leave em be"

[dire kayak]

skaven

fire the missiles

[sleek harness]

@timber elk do you envy Missus' doppelganger?

[twin flower]

Goober

eat everyone

[delicate vapor]

[pseudo folio]

I am lord of goobers

[dire kayak]

absolutely :3

[timber elk]

No and I’m trying to get ready for bed.

[twin flower]

Not you, shoo

[pseudo folio]

Anyone want more pics of my cat

[sleek harness]

It's 5 am

[dire kayak]

i bow down to nobody

[grim spoke]

citation issued: vore mentioned

[timber elk]

Anyway goodnight everyone

[pseudo folio]

gnm

[lilac crag]

projection

I cast zealot chat banishment

[sleek harness]

Good morning

[grim spoke]

i cast

uhm

[pseudo folio]

NOT EVEN THE EMPEROR!

?

[lilac crag]

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH

explodes

[dire kayak]

i ate the god emperor

[lilac crag]

that's why ur real as fuck oomf

[pseudo folio]

Man is truly a chaos God

[nocturne bloom]

Im trying so hard to not use Lance anymore in MH Wilds

Idk how people dodge

[pseudo folio]

idk i think papa nurg is best

[lilac crag]

they don't

[pseudo folio]

Or papa nugget as i call him

[bleak sleet]

Wassup baddies

[visual vortex]

I like Khorne

[sleek harness]

Guys why do I feel like general became zealot chat 2

Feels dirty

[delicate vapor]

TIME TO DRINK ALCOHOL

[lilac crag]

meow come back here

[pseudo folio]

anyways so then does alexander and goober maybe tmw wanna play?

[grim spoke]

why

[lilac crag]

not fun when you're gone

[grim spoke]

true

[lilac crag]

no one gets my humor

[nocturne bloom]

I have to genuinely use all defensive decorations if I dont use Lance, im straight ass

[lilac crag]

they think I'm delulu

[sleek harness]

Are you

[lilac crag]

dismantle

[visual vortex]

Cus ur humor sux

Lock in

[sleek harness]

Definitely

[dire kayak]

i will give you good advice

[lilac crag]

denied

[sleek harness]

Definitely you are delulu

[nocturne bloom]

Lance is just too brain dead, hold block or perfect guard, then poke a wound for over 1k damage every like 10 seconds

[grim spoke]

coming from a guy with a pfp straight outta 2010

[dire kayak]

all you need to overcome your issues is a lasgun and a shovel

[visual vortex]

Means i speak fax

[lilac crag]

I am not to be desired, to be looked at, to be befriended, or considered

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[lilac crag]

regard me at your own peril

[grim spoke]

peril?

of the aarp?

warp?

[lilac crag]

dude............

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

Omg warhammer teference

[delicate vapor]

65.76%

[visual vortex]

Omg guys

[pseudo folio]

plz do im so trash bro at this game

[sleek harness]

What a badass line

[grim spoke]

dodge more and don’t block

[dire kayak]

all you need to overcome your issues is a lasgun and a shovel

[sleek harness]

Truly the main character

[pseudo folio]

all goodie fam sorry to bother u 🙂

[grim spoke]

also pay attention to sound cues

[lilac crag]

except you

[dire kayak]

but i befriended you,,,,

[sleek harness]

I am fucking dying

[lilac crag]

I like this one the most

[sleek harness]

Should I sleep

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[pseudo folio]

see my main problem os ill die by a suicider guy i didnt see behind me.

and then the ai just die immediately after i die

[bleak sleet]

Nah

[lilac crag]

I'm kidding. jn all seriousness I don't often play with people here

[pseudo folio]

i cant tell i have autism

[delicate vapor]

'

[grim spoke]

that’s why u pay attention to sound cues, all enemies will make noise

bursters will make a loud ticking sound, and a rapid beep as the leap at you

[lilac crag]

it's ok

[bleak sleet]

🍳

[pseudo folio]

im just truna respect peoples boundaries idk im just lookin for peeps to play with

[drowsy prawn]

nobody can help you but yourself with bursters 😏

[lilac crag]

evil gaslight

of doom and rot

[grim spoke]

huh

[dire kayak]

im going to fry you in a pan

[cosmic burrow]

played some drg

was fun

[lilac crag]

throws rock at you

[grim spoke]

wdym evil gaslight

[twin flower]

Rock and Stone

[pseudo folio]

BUT I CANT HEAR IT OVER ZAP NOISES AND MY CHARACTER SIMPINNFOR HIS BELOVED :(((

Who is his beloved does anyone kjow?

[visual vortex]

I do not like drg

[sleek harness]

Why haven't anyone told him yet that we have a chat for looking for people to play with

[lilac crag]

I'm being silly idk

[delicate vapor]

play the evil version of darktide

[pseudo folio]

Please do

[visual vortex]

The emperor of mankind

[pseudo folio]

Melt off some fat i need a summer body now

[grim spoke]

don’t use smite, use basically anything else, it’s getting you killed and building bad habits for playing the game

[sleek harness]

How could you

[dire kayak]

im going to deep fry you

[sleek harness]

It's indie

[visual vortex]

Okay

Cool

[sleek harness]

Indie = no critism

[pseudo folio]

I see nobodys active there i saw all day yesterdya 3 chats maybe i think...

unless i was at the wrong channel

[visual vortex]

Indie=Ps1 graphic horror game

[pseudo folio]

i will try assail

[visual vortex]

Therefore it's good

[dire kayak]

skaven

[sleek harness]

Goober

Are you going to say a line which involves killing me

[dire kayak]

im going to cook you into stew

[sleek harness]

See?

[lilac crag]

@dire kayak

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

cease cooking people

[dire kayak]

but whyyyy

[lilac crag]

because I am confiscating you and your pan

no more cooking

[feral vessel]

kill 7 billion heretics

[dire kayak]

awwwwh

[sleek harness]

Goober is becoming predictable

[lilac crag]

skaven

[grim spoke]

i’m gonna put a clip in #darktide-pics-vids , listen to the audio and you can hear the burster

[visual vortex]

I think we should hang goober upside down until their head pops like a water balloon

[delicate vapor]

eat 7 billion humans

[sleek harness]

No

[lilac crag]

skaven

[sleek harness]

No

[lilac crag]

I will blast you with a waterhose

[dire kayak]

just you wait

[cosmic burrow]

Check your friend invites on discord

[sleek harness]

Why

[lilac crag]

until you scurry off into your British house

[thick coyote]

There's a reason Gen chat doesn't have perms

[lilac crag]

and eat your fucking Chips

[feral vessel]

I disagree.

[sleek harness]

I am not even British

[drowsy prawn]

gen need perms back

[lilac crag]

denies this

[cosmic burrow]

@worthy remnant is likely a bot

[delicate vapor]

[drowsy prawn]

make gen great again

[sleek harness]

I don't even eat chips

[visual vortex]

Prob

[sleek harness]

I prefer Doritos

[visual vortex]

Got inv from them

[feral vessel]

CRUCIFICTION!!

[cosmic burrow]

So corn chips

[visual vortex]

They asked if i wanted to be their digital penpal with no nsfw

[pseudo folio]

oh thabks

[visual vortex]

I do not like that their initial message involves clarifying no nsfw needed

[sleek harness]

With the red salt that supposedly kills off your lungs

[lilac crag]

meow

when we darktide

[visual vortex]

Darktide

More like

[sleek harness]

Darktide is trash ngl

[visual vortex]

CITY-17?!?

[sleek harness]

We should make this into a Helldivers 2 server

[visual vortex]

From the hit game

[lilac crag]

kicks you in your stupid ribs until you curl up on the floor

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Half-life

[sleek harness]

That's evil

[visual vortex]

Evil?

More like

[lilac crag]

throws candy at you

[sleek harness]

No

[visual vortex]

CITY-17?!?!

From the hit game

[sleek harness]

That's sweet

[visual vortex]

Half-life

[sleek harness]

Thanks

[visual vortex]

Sweet?

More like

[sleek harness]

Stfu

[visual vortex]

CITY-17?!?

[visual vortex]

From the hit game

[dire kayak]

HALF LIFE

[visual vortex]

Half-life

[dire kayak]

jdjdnnd

I SFILL HAVE HOPE

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

Half Copium 3

[visual vortex]

Half copium 3?

More like

[sleek harness]

Xbox Live

[visual vortex]

CITY-17?!?

[delicate vapor]

coping l4d3

[visual vortex]

From the hit game

Half-life

[sleek harness]

Nobody wants L4D3

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

Who is watching

[delicate vapor]

[feral vessel]

Block fodder will ask me 'whats the move', my brother in the Emperor, we're in Hive Tertium, there is no move.

[delicate vapor]

just blow up the planet

[visual vortex]

L4D3?

More like

[sleek harness]

MERP

Hello

[dire kayak]

eated

[sleek harness]

It's 5 am

[visual vortex]

CITY-17?!?!

From the hit game

[sleek harness]

I am wishing to have slept instead of talking with you freaks

[visual vortex]

Half-life

[feral vessel]

hi

[sleek harness]

I have regrets

Alot

[feral vessel]

i live in city-17 actually

[sleek harness]

Detroid?

[feral vessel]

no

[visual vortex]

Deteoid?

[sleek harness]

Detroid?

[visual vortex]

More like

[feral vessel]

nonspecific eastern european country

[jaunty path]

are u gay

[visual vortex]

CITY-17?!??!

[feral vessel]

bi

[visual vortex]

From the hit game

[jaunty path]

gay

[visual vortex]

Half-life

[sleek harness]

How is it like living with a alien government

[visual vortex]

So gay

[sleek harness]

Where you can't have sex

[visual vortex]

Alien government?

[feral vessel]

doubleplusungood

[visual vortex]

More like

CITY-17?!?

From the hit game

One hour one life

[sleek harness]

Indie you mean

Valve is a indie studio

[visual vortex]

Valve?

[sleek harness]

Very low budge

[visual vortex]

Surely you dont mean

[sleek harness]

Can't make sequels back to back

Because theres no team

[visual vortex]

CITY-17?!?

[sleek harness]

Only 2 guys

[visual vortex]

From the hit game

Half

[sleek harness]

How much ignorance do you need to stop

[visual vortex]

They made portal 2

[visual vortex]

Idk

I cant stop

The worms are telling me things

[sleek harness]

Exactly

That's why they can't

They spent all their budget on Portal 2

Can't make new games for the last decade

[visual vortex]

And it was rlly good

[sleek harness]

True

[visual vortex]

Almost as good as

Village

[dire kayak]

the worms will show you half life 3 if you continue

[visual vortex]

From the small country

Idaho

Isnt deadlock technically a prequel to a prequel?

[thick coyote]

Very low bulge????

[cosmic burrow]

No

Its its own thing

[visual vortex]

Well doesnt it take place during the half life 7-hour war?

[cosmic burrow]

No

It takes place in 1920 america

Its a moba

With magic

And everything

[visual vortex]

So they changed it

[cosmic burrow]

Only portal and halflife are on the same universe

[visual vortex]

It used to be during the 7-hour war very early on

[cosmic burrow]

Changed what

No?

[visual vortex]

I swear im not hallucinating guys

[cosmic burrow]

When it was neon prime it was far future

[visual vortex]

Neon prime

More like

Liberty prime

[cosmic burrow]

You are hallucinating as fuck

[visual vortex]

No

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

[visual vortex]

Ur hallucinating

[cosmic burrow]

I am not

[visual vortex]

Is too

[cosmic burrow]

Idk what you are on about

[visual vortex]

Me neither

[astral basin]

Hm

[visual vortex]

IT DID

[astral basin]

Starbucks Prime

[visual vortex]

IM FUCKING RIGHT

[astral basin]

Monster Prime

[visual vortex]

GET FUCKED @cosmic burrow

I JUST GOOGLED IT

[cosmic burrow]

Source or didnt happen

[astral basin]

Caffeine+ in my system

[visual vortex]

SAID THAT EARLY ON THE LEAK WAS THAT IT DID

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

https://www.thegamer.com/deadlock-leaker-claims-it-was-originally-half-life-spin-off-seven-hour-war/

[cosmic burrow]

Go and jerk off or something

[visual vortex]

Later

[cosmic burrow]

Idk

[visual vortex]

Let my ego manifest

☺️

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah cool

Folg your own ego

[visual vortex]

Ikr

It was rlly cool that it was in halflife

Then they changed it

[cosmic burrow]

It simply isnt halflife related now

[visual vortex]

😭

But it was

Not now

But was

Whoch was what i asked

🧠

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah moba in hl universe simply doesnt work

[dire kayak]

THE HALF LIFE 3 IS REALLLL

[visual vortex]

Not yet

Shhhh

[cosmic burrow]

Its not

[visual vortex]

🤫

[dire kayak]

hl3 is like the one piece

[delicate vapor]

2 cups of wine DOWN

JACKPOT

[visual vortex]

Also early on the leak of Deadlock was named citadel

Which was a reference to city -7

17

[dire kayak]

"yeeaahh! guess who won the lottery! i did!!!"

[visual vortex]

Idk i havent played it since the very early days

[delicate vapor]

now for my third glass of wine..

[cosmic burrow]

You know there were multiple citadels

C17 one was the main one

[visual vortex]

In half life

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

[visual vortex]

Which doesnt discredit me

[fierce tulip]

Is there any reason to buy the first Vermintide game ? Should I just go straing to the 2nd ?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[cosmic burrow]

Vt2

[visual vortex]

People dont really play the forst

First

[cosmic burrow]

Dont bother with first one

[fierce tulip]

ok thanks

[nocturne bloom]

Speaking of moba, league has a chroma in the store ive wanted since the event i missed in 2020

[visual vortex]

What is league

[fierce tulip]

league of legends I supose

[visual vortex]

Oh

[fierce tulip]

we need to stop playing that game brother

its bad for the soul

[nocturne bloom]

Its my $3500+ brick and ill play what I damn well please

[visual vortex]

Ywah but arent there better games out there?

[cosmic burrow]

warframe?

[visual vortex]

Like

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT

That game

Is rlly good

[nocturne bloom]

Warframe was never my thing even when it released

Which I probably havent played it since near then

[visual vortex]

Goblin time

[nocturne bloom]

Only mmo I really dumped time into was the original pso2 and about equally pso2 NGS

[delicate vapor]

oh yea

jackpot

[bleak sleet]

So who down for back 4 blood

Let’s do no hope

[visual vortex]

That game

[thick fog]

If you want both games, in VT2 you get exclusive VT1 cosmetics

[visual vortex]

Is kinda stinky

[delicate vapor]

[bleak sleet]

😞

[delicate vapor]

instead of back 4 blood just., play l4d

[visual vortex]

Or

[bleak sleet]

I play all

[delicate vapor]

and mod the game

a lot

[visual vortex]

Funny pizza land

[bleak sleet]

I just like zombie games

What if we play hello kitty adventure

🥹

[visual vortex]

We can play lego star wars

[bleak sleet]

🍳

[nocturne bloom]

BO1 Kino or bust mate

[delicate vapor]

gta 5 and attack with batons

[bleak sleet]

I have a cod zombies mouse pad

[visual vortex]

WaW nacht derr untoten

Sometimes i wonder which Darktide voices would like what maps of WaW

[nocturne bloom]

Bo2s basic town map was my zone

[delicate vapor]

bo3 modded zombies