general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Crisp

[visual vortex]

And then est the bone

And the bone marrow

[gloomy tartan]

Th eh can’t handle the dragon lifestyle

[modest flume]

Don't forget Empires Will Fall

[gloomy tartan]

Everything crispy and crunchy

Empires will fall is my shit

[visual vortex]

I do the same for every apple too

[gloomy tartan]

Apples are crazy

How they crunch

[visual vortex]

I sent an image of an asmr video under me watxhing enpires will fall in the zealot chat

[gloomy tartan]

Oranges don’t crunch

[visual vortex]

They are juicy tho

[gloomy tartan]

Carrots crunch

[fair bridge]

i think i'm gonna get blitzed and watch this movie

[gloomy tartan]

What movie ?

[fair bridge]

anastasia

[gloomy tartan]

Oh shit

[modest flume]

Oranges are top tier juicy

[gloomy tartan]

That animated one ?

[fair bridge]

i made popcorn and stuff but now i'm like damn i should rip the penjamin button too

[hazy kestrel]

Just don’t be around any Germans and you can watch your movie without being blitzed pal.

[gloomy tartan]

That one’s good from my nostalgia memory

[fair bridge]

yeah

[modest flume]

Neat, what was the ASMR?

[gloomy tartan]

That’s like very beloved film

[fair bridge]

i remember some of the songs

[gloomy tartan]

You could of said something basic

[visual vortex]

Aome bully asmr

[gloomy tartan]

You picked a good movie

👍🏼

[visual vortex]

Idk i didnt read it

[fair bridge]

i downloaded bangers tonight

[modest flume]

Oh ew

[fair bridge]

i got treasure planet in here

prince of egypt

[gloomy tartan]

YO

[fair bridge]

sinbad

[visual vortex]

It said something along the lines of bully jealous and says ur dating or something

[gloomy tartan]

when we watching treasure planet

[gloomy tartan]

Or sinbad

[hazy kestrel]

Holy shit, Mallow is a person of culture

[gloomy tartan]

Banger movie night movies

[hazy kestrel]

Absolutely based

[gloomy tartan]

Yo why was the evil bitch from sinbad built like that

[hazy kestrel]

God I haven’t seen those movies in a long while

[gloomy tartan]

They gave Eris the yams

[modest flume]

Ehhhhhhh there's better ASMR out there

[visual vortex]

Why was Chel from El Dorado built like that

[gloomy tartan]

The peach cobbler

[fair bridge]

any time i have hosted a movie night i never got anyone interested so what i might do is just open a cytube and let it broadcast 24/7

[fair bridge]

el dorado was so good

[gloomy tartan]

That one actually affected me

[hazy kestrel]

El Dorado was great

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what decided my taste in women I’m pretty sure

[visual vortex]

Old animators had a type

[gloomy tartan]

Looking back

[visual vortex]

And they wanted us to share it

[gloomy tartan]

As they should

[fair bridge]

they got elton john for that and it just brought the whole thing up to 11

[gloomy tartan]

Yup

Fuck el dorado is so good

No bad sequels

Fuck

[fair bridge]

i heard a rumor or something that they originally wanted to do it in live action

[gloomy tartan]

I wish it had more

[visual vortex]

Why was Blackfire built like that too

[sleek harness]

You should force us to watch all the Warhammer 40k series and movies that exist

[visual vortex]

I would fucking kill disney

[gloomy tartan]

Yoooo

[sleek harness]

It would be cool

[modest flume]

They made what they liked and weren't ashamed of it

[fair bridge]

dreamworks did that one

[gloomy tartan]

I wonder who they wanted as actors

[visual vortex]

As lokg as they made chel have the big fucking hips it's good

[gloomy tartan]

Miguel and tulio are awesome

[modest flume]

Like everything else back then, which is where we go wrong today

[gloomy tartan]

This was back when the movie came out

[coarse whale]

jack black

[gloomy tartan]

I can’t remember who was a actor at that time

[visual vortex]

Nah rhe mommy type is good

[gloomy tartan]

That was lifetimes ago

We can’t just go for modern actors

Gotta remember this was back then times

[visual vortex]

Younger women complain too much about getting deported or whatever

[sleek harness]

Markiplier

[gloomy tartan]

How about Mathew maconahay

[fair bridge]

i'll be 110% real with you chief the only 40k media that was remotely interesting to me was astartes and games workshop did everything they could to not only scrub the original version off of youtube but they also just started attacking reuploads of it

[gloomy tartan]

I think he would be a good tulio

[visual vortex]

For every Astartes we have five hundred shit slop videos

[gloomy tartan]

He would look like how he did in dazed and confused

[sleek harness]

You try to find full movies for free on YouTube

[gloomy tartan]

He can rock a moustache and be blonde

[visual vortex]

Whdn Chel gave tulio head?

Oh wait maybe that was the other dude

Idk brain not work

[gloomy tartan]

Idk

[fair bridge]

full normal movies or full 40k movies what do you mean

[gloomy tartan]

I forget who is who too

Mallow

[fair bridge]

ya

[gloomy tartan]

Is Miguel or tulio the blonde

[sleek harness]

Both

[fair bridge]

good question

[gloomy tartan]

I’m old and my brain is dying

[visual vortex]

I think migeul is black haired

[hazy kestrel]

I think that’s Miguel

[visual vortex]

Tulio is blonde

[fair bridge]

tulio is blonde

[visual vortex]

Okay

[hazy kestrel]

Fuck

[gloomy tartan]

Ok cool

[visual vortex]

That Miguel is a lucky guy

[fair bridge]

actually youtube uploads movies all the time with ads

adblocker removes them

[modest flume]

Yeah when they actually give us the THICC goddesses instead of some bullshit excuse about being unrealistic

[fair bridge]

so youtube uploads movies

[visual vortex]

Dude got head and a bunch of gold

[fair bridge]

good ones too

[visual vortex]

Before a bunch ofnpeople complained about it not representing them

[fair bridge]

my vape is dead

god damn it

[visual vortex]

And made nearly every woman look like a fucking ork with fifteen piercings

[gloomy tartan]

Tulio would be Mathew maconahay

If the time matches up

Idk el dorado is old af

[visual vortex]

And good

[fair bridge]

stupid question but does THC infused vape juice like

[gloomy tartan]

But he’s old af too so I assume he was alive and acting

[fair bridge]

go bad

[visual vortex]

Idk dont remaster it

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t think

[visual vortex]

Dont remaster gems

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve never heard of it go bad

[visual vortex]

Pvz replanted

[gloomy tartan]

But I’m not a vape expert

[fair bridge]

i haven't hit this pen in like a year

[visual vortex]

Vapes are bad for you

[gloomy tartan]

I only hear of issues with coils

[visual vortex]

Dont do them

[gloomy tartan]

With vapors

I hear about batteries dying and coils frying

[fair bridge]

i mean it's charging now

[visual vortex]

I get that the real cost and DARE have basically been fucking canned

[fair bridge]

i just didn't know what would happen once i hit it

[visual vortex]

But dont vape or smoke

[gloomy tartan]

I never heard of juice or oil going bad

[fair bridge]

hmm

[gloomy tartan]

I used wax pens

[fair bridge]

maybe it'll be stronger somehow

[visual vortex]

I remember this one video online

[fair bridge]

i'll do half a hit and just go to mars

[gloomy tartan]

So like sometimes the wax cart broke cuz the coil died

[visual vortex]

Where a guy gets addicted to vapes to cull his homosexual urges

[gloomy tartan]

Or like there’s some stuck

[visual vortex]

After having to prove everyone he doesnt have a micro wee wee

[gloomy tartan]

So ppl would do dumb shit to get the little bit left out

[visual vortex]

And then his vape explodes and he dies

[fair bridge]

i think the coil in this thing is super tiny, this is a little pen

like one of those flat ones you know

[gloomy tartan]

I had a pen just die on me a wax one from time

[fair bridge]

idk we'll see what happens

[gloomy tartan]

Cheaper ones just get used till they die

[fair bridge]

i'm going to treat it very carefully

[gloomy tartan]

It was one them fucking stizzy ones

[fair bridge]

and resist the urge to hit it like five times

[gloomy tartan]

Like 20 or 30 bucks

So cheaper end

Hit like Maybie 20-30 carts before it died the pen

[astral basin]

$30 cheaper end is crazy work ngl

[gloomy tartan]

Nah they get crazy pens

The size of like power batteries

Shit looks like a throttle on a motor cycle

Screens and modes to increase the heat up speed and increase the dosage

[astral basin]

They usually last a month or so ngl
For me at least

[gloomy tartan]

Type of shit on a flame thrower gauge

Looks like shit you use in cyber punk like a fucking cyber deck

Expensive big ass vapes, pens for wax oils etc get crazy

They become the size of a brick bro

[astral basin]

If nic didnt impact me so badly id be on the hunt for the kits that let you swap the tank and coil

[fair bridge]

weed before beer, i'm in the clear
beer before weed, i think i peed

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not joking

A brick

The expensive ones get so fucking big lol

And so many lights and screens and shit

So many random extra features

[astral basin]

Who needs mace when you can sling your vape on a lanyard

[twin dirge]

I like weed

[blazing ibex]

and this is why

i do not do pens

[modest flume]

Just don't smoke and Mortal Kombat all your demons

[gloomy tartan]

You know what I want

[twin dirge]

Do 5 blinkers back to back and you'll ascend to godhood

[gloomy tartan]

I want that shit French people use

[blazing ibex]

too easy to get overzealous

[gloomy tartan]

Cigarette sticks ?

You know what I mean?

The long ass cig holder

I want one of them for blunts

[fair bridge]

when i'm starting the movie i'm just gonna hit it then put it in the kitchen somewhere

that way it's not like in my hand

[gloomy tartan]

Just be fucking extra as hell with my long ass thing

[fair bridge]

where i can lovingly kiss it

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all know about them super long cig holders ?

[fair bridge]

yeah the old fashioned ones

like from the 20s

[dire kayak]

eaten

[gloomy tartan]

YEAH

bro I’d kill for one

Hitting a blunt from that

Must be A VIBE

[fair bridge]

chiefing the chinese cigarettes with a 4 foot long cigarette holder and letting it bother everyone around me

[dire kayak]

imagine smoking
just inhale the glue fumes while building miniatures smh

[astral basin]

I accidentally bought a cbd pen one
State where weed isnt legal
“Why tf is my vape not hitting? If been pulling for a solid minute”
suddenly choke on the drag
“Oh shit i mightve fuvked up”
Crawl inside, die for 5 minutes spinning, pass out for 10 hours

[gloomy tartan]

Yesss

[modest flume]

Gasoline too

[rigid peak]

Hello. Your reminder that ammo boxes are not a pool but 4 full ammo refills. Take it only when you need it, not when you fire 3 bullets.

[modest flume]

Bleach and ammonia smells nice too

[gloomy tartan]

That long ass cig holder was perfect for ashing it on people who annoy you

Hella aura

[fair bridge]

my friend wants to buy a pipe

like a tobacco pipe

[thick coyote]

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck that

Idk why but pipes got harsh as I aged

Same with bong

[fair bridge]

pipe tobacco smells so good though

[gloomy tartan]

Taste like ass

[fair bridge]

it's lovely

[gloomy tartan]

Even after I cleaned them

[hazy kestrel]

The duality of man.

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t mean no one uses pipes lol

To clarify

Just my experience as I aged

I like blunts I can put them out and pretend I’m a cowboy or something

Have it hang out corner or my mouth

[dire kayak]

im eating all of the ammo boxes

[rigid peak]

how subversive

[hazy kestrel]

Ammo, Rations, all mine.

[rigid peak]

But seriously though too many people think the ammo works like Vermintide.

It does not.

[hazy kestrel]

Biggest gets biggest pile of ammo.

[dire kayak]

the zealot turning around only to see my veteran gnawing on the ammo box

[rigid peak]

I straight up just never drop ammo boxes until I specifically need it because I know if I drop it at any other point someone's going to triple dip.

[modest flume]

Diesel is overrated tho

[jaunty path]

or triple dip

:3

[blazing ibex]

Sorry

It was me

[rigid peak]

That is what I said, yes.

[blazing ibex]

I will do it again

[rigid peak]

I do not understand why the ammo is still 4 draws and you're done rather than a pool.

[gloomy tartan]

I feel like male cuthroat just wakes up screaming and swinging sometimes

[modest flume]

sometimes?

[rigid peak]

You'd lose it too if you saw your homeworld explode.

[gloomy tartan]

And not like screams multiple

Like one continuous scream

The entire episode

As he’s bashing someone’s head in

[hazy kestrel]

NOT ONE STEP BACK! — said the Cutthroat, calmly.

[blazing ibex]

Understand that this is the same company that broke Rampage shout by coding it to proc on Exhaustion rather than on ability end

[dire kayak]

veteran is the only class i genuinely have fun playing even when i suck

[gloomy tartan]

Male cuthroat is blessed by the god emperor with lungs like no other

[blazing ibex]

And then took out the Exhaustion, breaking the proc condition and in turn, making second shot not work lmao

[gloomy tartan]

His ability to scream is due to his voice being an instrument of the god emperor of mankind

[modest flume]

CLOSE, KILL, AND DO IT AGAIN!

Said the Cutthroat, calmly.

[rigid peak]

Forget the lungs, throat.

[gloomy tartan]

He’s just speaking for the emperor

[blazing ibex]

Fatshark makes truly puzzling decisions

[gloomy tartan]

The emperor is super into Cadia

It’s like going to a ren fair

[blazing ibex]

oh bushman

[gloomy tartan]

He gets it out of his system through the male cuthroat

[whole bough]

so hound horde spawns, both my other teammates immedieately die to a burster

[modest flume]

Hello

[jaunty path]

which other talent u talking about

[blazing ibex]

That build I took with you

I tested

[astral basin]

Oh its the bushman

[blazing ibex]

It can eat up to five poxbursters lol

[twin dirge]

My favorite Bushman

[blazing ibex]

Forge's Bellow

[twin dirge]

I return from stress cleaning for a moment

[astral basin]

You like them repulsive?

[whole bough]

i took forge bellow off and now have put it back on

[twin dirge]

Yes sah

[whole bough]

to stop le hound

[modest flume]

My favorite Aki 🤝

[twin dirge]

As repulsive as they come

[blazing ibex]

this is what i want to hear

Forge's needs more love

[whole bough]

it is prettty good honestly

like VOC in a way

[jaunty path]

uh where is that

[rigid peak]

Did someone post a PDF of the anarchist cookbook into #hivescum-class yet?

[blazing ibex]

No it literally is VoC in terms of stagger

It's the same exact thing

Just no gold

[jaunty path]

oh

thats what its called

[blazing ibex]

It's a subnode of Rampage

[jaunty path]

ok

[gloomy tartan]

I resonate with cuthroats screaming

[whole bough]

yea its p decent

[gloomy tartan]

But I’d get the cops on me if I screamed liek them

[whole bough]

definitely more niche but like

[gloomy tartan]

It’s constant adrenaline

[whole bough]

it can really help if you get surrounded by ragers or dogs

or crushers

surrounded by crushers is spicy

[gloomy tartan]

He goes from so fucking angry

To sarcastic as fuck

[rigid peak]

Oh when the cutthroat screams it's because he's 'traumatized' but when I scream it's "Public disturbance"

[gloomy tartan]

He called the emperor a fickle god lol

[modest flume]

You're the only goober that is genuinely fun to play with

[gloomy tartan]

Bar for bar

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon poisoned the well.

Loose cannon burned our crops.

[gloomy tartan]

When cuthroat screams he’s giving his allies toughness

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon brought forth a plague upon our houses.

[gloomy tartan]

When I scream I’m “ inciting a riot”

[hazy kestrel]

Loose cannon makes my ears bleed.

[modest flume]

We love rapid fire staggering

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon uses your toothbrush

And doesn’t tell you

[blazing ibex]

Loose Cannon uses all the toilet tissue but doesn't replace it

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon doesn't thin their paints.

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon shits your pants

Then puts them back

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon double parks.

[hazy kestrel]

Loose cannon double dips

[dire kayak]

i LOVE female loose cannon

ugh

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon double dips

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon eats all the chicken skins of your KFC bucket.

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon loves to spoil stuff for people

Movies books etc

[tender horizon]

Lose cannon puffs more than twice during a puff puff pass

[timber elk]

appears in the goobers pocket HAAAALLLP IVE BEEN OUT IN HER POCKET

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon wrote the Inquisition War Trilogy.

[tender horizon]

Loose cannon doesn't read

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon shits in your bed

[timber elk]

Bed in shits in cannon loose

[modest flume]

Loose Cannon didn't cap the pens and markers after they used them

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon locks you out of your house

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon doesn't use turn signals.

Loose cannon loses your cannon.

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon stole your savings during the housing crisis

[blazing ibex]

Loose Cannon invested in NFTs

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon started the great depression.

[timber elk]

Loose cannon stole your socks during the socks crisis

[hazy kestrel]

Loose cannon blasts their shitty bass boosted music to the point that it rattles your bones in the middle of the night.

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon killed arch duke Franz Ferdinand

[tawny grail]

Loose cannon doesn't believe in tipping

[timber elk]

I mean……

[hazy kestrel]

Tbh, I don’t either.

[analog marsh]

Good

[timber elk]

As someone who’s work in the restaurant industry for years now

[dire kayak]

someone explain to me how i managed to clutch a mission on veteran with only 5 health

[rigid peak]

Not touching that.

Anyway

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon shits on the floor infront of the toilet instead of the toilet

[tawny grail]

I'll be generous and assume you don't live in the US lol

[timber elk]

It’s kinda dumb people don’t get a payroll

[hazy kestrel]

I do, still don’t tip.

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon leaves your fridge open

[tawny grail]

That's rough

[hazy kestrel]

Why would I for basic service?

[timber elk]

I don’t either. It’s dumb.

[blazing ibex]

I do. I just hate the concept of tipping because it's basically a way to shortchange workers.

[timber elk]

And I do delivery’s sometimes

I don’t want your tip

[blazing ibex]

At least if I'm getting delivery

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon started the crack epidemic

[blazing ibex]

I'll tip

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon didn't lock the door.

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon hides a zombie bite

[tawny grail]

Loose cannon mentioned tipping in a loose cannon conversation

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon steals your wife and children

[timber elk]

Oof

[analog marsh]

tipping is dumb anyway, like taking my order and bringing me my food is basic shit. Why would I tip for that? Your boss should just pay you a proper wage.

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon borrows your stuff and never returns it

[timber elk]

I’m agree. I get a wage for delivery

My boss is awesome

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon got cheeto dust on their fingers before asking for your rulebooks.

[blazing ibex]

Loose Cannon is the murderhobo in your D&D party

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon bums you for cigarettes all the time but never gives you one.

[hazy kestrel]

Loose cannon irritates the daemonhost before you can one tap it.

[analog marsh]

nice.

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon touches your calf inappropriately

[timber elk]

But what if I wanted it?

[lofty pawn]

Is there a way to get notified about what cosmetics are currently available

[timber elk]

Nope

[lofty pawn]

I'd love to be able to get the green cadian stuff they've had

[timber elk]

Nope

[lofty pawn]

😔

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon removed the cadian stuff from the store.

[timber elk]

Either check the Reddit, the discord or the in game store

[gloomy tartan]

You can pay a loose cannon to notify you and they might.

They probably won’t

Loose cannon leaves the toilet seat up

[hazy kestrel]

Loose cannon is the reason we have Kriegslop in the shop seemingly every other full rotation.

[twin dirge]

AUGHHHHHH

[timber elk]

Hey remember when death korp of krieg was cool in darktide?

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon is the reason kriegslop don’t get the gasmask tube

[lofty pawn]

when did loose cannon become a meme

[timber elk]

Good times

[lofty pawn]

I haven't been active in like a year

[blazing ibex]

When?

[gloomy tartan]

Allways been

[blazing ibex]

When haven't they been a meme?

[timber elk]

Oh these goobers have been doing this for a solid 10 minutes now

[hazy kestrel]

Shit

[lofty pawn]

Ah i see

[hazy kestrel]

I mean

[timber elk]

Also greetings I am lamball

[blazing ibex]

And I am dog

[rigid peak]

It's been a gag for a while but I think I might have started it originally lol.

[lofty pawn]

I remmember when krieg were a relatively niche army

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon stole goblins scooby snacks

[lofty pawn]

then 40k lore videos became more common

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon starts the loose cannon meme.

[gloomy tartan]

Nah loose cannon is a shit

[lofty pawn]

and now they're the most over hyped regiment

[gloomy tartan]

It was inevitable

[blazing ibex]

I'm about to tweak tf out

[timber elk]

Are you calling yourself old?

[gloomy tartan]

We’re all being brave

We’re speaking the truth

Loose cannons a bastard

Lmao

They CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon is very funny in game.

[tender horizon]

As a LC Vet i love being the topic of conversation lol

[timber elk]

I mean I always been a secret fan of the krieg and catachan

[rigid peak]

But if you had to actually deal with the loose cannon in reality

[blazing ibex]

Same

[rigid peak]

Like outside of missions

Loose cannon would be an utter piece of shit.

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon steals your OJ

[timber elk]

I always like the elite nature of the catachan and the expandable nature of the krieg

It’s like totally different schools of thought

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon passed over the OJ, soda, and purple stuff in favor of stealing both of your kinds of sunny D.

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon makes you fall in love with them then dumps you.

[tawny grail]

Loose cannon makes Steam forget your login

[tender horizon]

Me looking at my ex texting me about dreaming about me rn

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon is you’re ex

[timber elk]

What in the rent-a-girlfriend nonsense did you just post?

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon is why the old lady doesn't have any beef.

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon is emotionaly manipulative

[hazy kestrel]

Peak reference

[lofty pawn]

wait

shit there's cadian stuff rn

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

It’s nice

Got a nice inf las gun skin

[modest flume]

Loose Cannon doesn't have any Grey Poupon

[gloomy tartan]

Helmet

Outfit

[timber elk]

Aye that’s true…..

Wait why did I mention that dogshit anime

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon knows why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch but won't tell you.

[timber elk]

ITS HORRIBLE

[sleek harness]

Cadia armor is lame

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon watches rent a girlfriend

[timber elk]

Oof

[hazy kestrel]

Them’s fighting words.

[jaunty path]

sugary as fuck

[sleek harness]

Everyone knows the mangar is the better version

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon ruined Skavens opinion on Cadians

[sleek harness]

Because it never ends

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon keeps warp stone away from Skaven

[hazy kestrel]

Loose cannon put the hole in the middle of Helmgart

[timber elk]

…….the fact you openly admit you read the manga means your insanely brave and hate the IP

[sleek harness]

No, that would be Markus Kruber

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon wants to remove the dick vain from snickers bars.

[timber elk]

BASTARD

[sleek harness]

I did?

[jaunty path]

The rent a girlfriend manga probably aint dat bad

[sleek harness]

I didn't

[sleek harness]

It is

[hazy kestrel]

Huh?

[jaunty path]

pretty sure theres a girl into gore in that manga

[timber elk]

Of course you would say that missus

[twin dirge]

I should rent a gf

[rigid peak]

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon invented the “ she’s actually a thousand year old myth dragon” trope

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon wrote my immortal.

[timber elk]

AHHHHHHHH

[sleek harness]

Thats why we call her the Incest Game Liker

[grim spoke]

what

huh

whuh

[timber elk]

Nobody ever called her that my chief

[sleek harness]

I do

[grim spoke]

oh.

[jaunty path]

stop saying I like incest game

[grim spoke]

uses incest game sticker

[sleek harness]

You said you like it

[grim spoke]

hm.

[blazing ibex]

missus...

[jaunty path]

I do like it

[grim spoke]

hm.

[hazy kestrel]

[jaunty path]

good story

[timber elk]

My sister in Christ

[grim spoke]

incest story

[sleek harness]

So I am stating a fact

[grim spoke]

dont say sister,,,,,

[timber elk]

Your not escaping these accusations

[sleek harness]

Everyone needs to know it

[gloomy tartan]

This is coming up again?

[dire kayak]

lamball,,,

ill let you out of the pocket just this once

[jaunty path]

None of you explained how its actually bad

[gloomy tartan]

Doesn’t everyone know

[grim spoke]

incest is bad

[rigid peak]

Incest: Story Themes 😡
Incest: Game Mechanic 😍

[sleek harness]

What the fuck

[rigid peak]

Incest is relative.

[gloomy tartan]

This has been brought up like atleast twice allready.

[rigid peak]

[jaunty path]

The game says the exact same thing

[timber elk]

It’s bother and sister relationship where the sister is madly in love with her brother to the point of doing unethical things to him

[gloomy tartan]

Dead ass

[grim spoke]

this is true

[blazing ibex]

tbf i'm p sure the game doesn't really glorify it

[jaunty path]

the game agrees with you

[blazing ibex]

at all

[timber elk]

Dead ass that’s the story

[grim spoke]

does it though

[dire kayak]

im about to fangirl over the helbore lasgun rn,,,,

[gloomy tartan]

Missus this is like the third time this has been brought up atleast lol

[rigid peak]

The difference is between Coffin game and CK3.

[grim spoke]

idk coaal sucks

[rigid peak]

[sleek harness]

It's because you don't listen

[grim spoke]

and is terrible

(i havent played it)

[jaunty path]

It's a very explictly abusive relationship they have

[sleek harness]

I mean yeah true

[grim spoke]

(nor do ever plan to)

[jaunty path]

[timber elk]

Look we don’t give a shit you like it. But you keep bringing it up

[rigid peak]

Never doubt kobold's wisdom.

[jaunty path]

Skaven does first

:p

[rigid peak]

[sleek harness]

No its me

Totally me

[blazing ibex]

She didn't

[timber elk]

Well that’s because skaven is the biggest hater

[jaunty path]

clearly skaven loves incest game since he keeps mentioning it

[sleek harness]

I am no hater

[dire kayak]

which mark of the sapper shovel is the best?

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon brought up the incest game.

[jaunty path]

see skaven loves it

[blazing ibex]

Mk1

Which evidently

[gloomy tartan]

I almost spat my drink lol

[blazing ibex]

Also isn't exactly a sapper shovel

[timber elk]

Well this time she posted the sticker so technically speaking she instigated the event

[hazy kestrel]

What are ya drinking?

[rigid peak]

Fluids obviously.

[dire kayak]

isnt the mk1 the one used in the prologue?

[gloomy tartan]

Coke from in n out

[rigid peak]

[sleek harness]

It's just that the second thing about you that I remember when looking at you is the incest game

Don't ask the first

[blazing ibex]

Yes.

And it's the best one

[dire kayak]

oh hell yeah

[jaunty path]

thats not fair to me

[tender horizon]

Vodka

[timber elk]

Once again. Your not escaping these accusations

[blazing ibex]

If anyone disagrees, my dad works at Fatshark and he will ban you

[sleek harness]

She is just giving me content

[hazy kestrel]

You’re*

[sleek harness]

Reactions

[jaunty path]

You guys treat it like kryptonite

[dire kayak]

i solo'd a plague ogryn with nothing but the helbore lasgun

[timber elk]

Hey this is all skavens game and lead here

[sleek harness]

Missus liking the incest game is like the death of Jesus Christ

[gloomy tartan]

Explain

[timber elk]

I openly stated the fact that nobody called you the incest game liker

[sleek harness]

Uh

[hazy kestrel]

A tragedy?

[gloomy tartan]

Expand

[sleek harness]

Tragedy

I feel tragic

[timber elk]

It’s in the lore

[gloomy tartan]

Extrapolate

[jaunty path]

skaven literally did

lmao

and does so

regularly

[gloomy tartan]

DESCRIBE

[tender horizon]

You're a cognito hazard

[sleek harness]

It's just a nickname

[gloomy tartan]

REITERATE

[sleek harness]

You don't seem to hate it

[timber elk]

Well I’m never there to witness these crimes

[blazing ibex]

The whole reason this started

[sleek harness]

You are almost never here when Missus the Destroyer appears

[blazing ibex]

Is because that exact thing happened

[gloomy tartan]

rehehehehe

[dire kayak]

scab trapper jumpscare

[jaunty path]

@timber elk

[hazy kestrel]

Silent poxburster jumpscare

[timber elk]

Because last time I did. She was a literal SCP cognitive threat level hazard

[twin dirge]

I just gotta ask for continuities sake, we do know the incest is a single route you have to actively and very aggressively opt into, right?

[sleek harness]

I mean

If you consider her so

[timber elk]

YEAH AND I SAID NOBODY ELSE EITHER SKAVEN DOES

[twin dirge]

Aside from that isn't it just a game about cannibalism?

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon won't let this conversation die.

[sleek harness]

Theres also brotherly abuse

[timber elk]

Dude she brought all of the chats to its knees with a single sticker

[gloomy tartan]

Deez NUTS are a SCP Cognitive threat level hazard

[blazing ibex]

It's a game about severely codependent young adults being put in a ride or die situation. So they decide to ride.

[gloomy tartan]

GOT EM

[sleek harness]

You mean you alone?

[blazing ibex]

In quite toxic ways.

[timber elk]

Yes

[twin dirge]

Indeed

[sleek harness]

I see

[timber elk]

:3

[twin dirge]

I think the game is cool and I like the art, probably wouldn't play it myself tho

[sleek harness]

Why does the fingers look like feet thumbs

[gloomy tartan]

Do you think Jabba the hutt remembered people’s birthdays?

[dire kayak]

why dont more people use the helbore lasgun

this thing is so fun]

[sleek harness]

It's slow

[twin dirge]

Too many dark themes for my soft little noggin

[hazy kestrel]

Because I can’t aim.

[jaunty path]

I think I got that ending

[hazy kestrel]

Oh no.

[twin dirge]

Did they wake up in bed together

[rigid peak]

Not a good chaff cleaner, compare that to other weapons which are a lot more versatile.

[ripe tangle]

Pickles and Cabbage!

[twin dirge]

How do you accidentally opt into incest

[sleek harness]

You can do incest, marriage incest or straight up kill yourself

That's the endings

[sleek harness]

Lucia

[twin dirge]

I like the last one

Fire ending

[dire kayak]

yes but consider

its really fun

[ripe tangle]

I come in and ya'll are talking about incest

[jaunty path]

HI lucia

[sleek harness]

It's Missus fault

[timber elk]

Goddamn it

[ripe tangle]

it reminds me why I'm not here as often...

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Lucia

[ripe tangle]

hi hi

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon started the conversation about incest.

[hazy kestrel]

How are things?

[gloomy tartan]

HELP US

[jaunty path]

How have u been lucia

[sleek harness]

You don't like what we talk about?

[drowsy prawn]

did someone say incest

[timber elk]

I mean skaven is a loose cannon, he’s a rat.

[lofty pawn]

whayt

[rigid peak]

Bastard.

[drowsy prawn]

must be that game

[ripe tangle]

nah, I'm just always busy and tired

[blazing ibex]

Tbf it is a pretty touchy subject

[rigid peak]

Not as touchy as the actual incest.

[sleek harness]

You are trying to say that I am just doing all of this for rage bait?

[ripe tangle]

okay

[timber elk]

No?

[blazing ibex]

[timber elk]

Because you are a skaven.

[sleek harness]

That's what Loose Cannon does

That means I am not him

[rigid peak]

Thank you, thank you, i'll be taking hate mail.

[jaunty path]

That's good. I hope you're feeling well

[sleek harness]

That's okay

[ripe tangle]

same to you

[hazy kestrel]

Oh shit it’s already midnight.

I should probably sleep.

[sleek harness]

It's 3 am Personamen

[lofty pawn]

has the cadian recon armour been added recently?

[hazy kestrel]

Why are you awake at 3 am?

[lofty pawn]

the old one

[sleek harness]

Why wouldn't I

[hazy kestrel]

Because you care about your sleep schedule

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon kept skaven up at 3AM.

[sleek harness]

I don't when it's the weekend

[jaunty path]

Its sunday for me

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon caused the challenger explosion

[drowsy prawn]

btw survey, how many people here is playing that cat breeding simulator

[sleek harness]

It's going to be Sunday for everyone, Missus

[drowsy prawn]

need to know for science

[jaunty path]

No its sunday for me

[sleek harness]

For everyone

[jaunty path]

Oh mewgenics. Not me.

[drowsy prawn]

yes

[hazy kestrel]

I haven’t eaten a sundae in a while.

They’re tasty

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck

They are

I just ate so many chips tho

Fuck

[hazy kestrel]

Eat more

Finish the bag

[gloomy tartan]

I’m built like a cadian bro

[hazy kestrel]

Eat the bag

[gloomy tartan]

I’m lean lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Be the bag

[jaunty path]

Slaanesh

[gloomy tartan]

If I. Eat too much I’ll go in a food coma

Become a sea otter

[drowsy prawn]

interesting, not as popular as some is making it out to be 😏

[sleek harness]

So like with edgy eyes?

[jaunty path]

That's just us

In this chat.

Also

I'm pretty sure you can inbreed in that game

[drowsy prawn]

!

[hazy kestrel]

My eyes are screaming for sleep.

[jaunty path]

Sleep then nerd

[sleek harness]

Then sleep

[dire kayak]

my eyes are screaming for bleach

[sleek harness]

Save yourself

[gloomy tartan]

From what I know which is not alot you want to keep them not inbred to get best traits

[jaunty path]

Bruv

[sleek harness]

While I can't

I am playing Stellaris

And killing

[dire kayak]

im too busy fangirling over the helbore lasgun to sleep

[sleek harness]

I don't know how my mining company AI was able to take over the galaxy

But they did

It's badass

[hazy kestrel]

I wonder if I’ll have a surreal dream again.

[sleek harness]

Again?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

What was the last

[gloomy tartan]

Dream about your arms becoming snakes and biting you

[dire kayak]

i have weird dreams

[sleek harness]

Is it like a Deja Vu?

[dire kayak]

mostly bad ones

[hazy kestrel]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Biting your face

[sleek harness]

Okay so I am still unique

[hazy kestrel]

From what I remember, I was grabbed and pulled through the roof of a big cathedral and ended up in “The King in Yellow”’s Old Carcosa.

[sleek harness]

Do you are dead?

[sleek harness]

King in Yellow doesn't fuck around

[jaunty path]

Personman I think the philosophy is giving you weird ass dreams

Drop the literature

[sleek harness]

You think?

[dire kayak]

personman do i need to call someone

[hazy kestrel]

I was wandering around this empty abyss, met some detective guy, and somehow we arrived at this diner where Yog’sothoth served us some eldritch hotdogs.

[sleek harness]

Call the fire department

[jaunty path]

An exorcist would be a start

[hazy kestrel]

Nah. This was way before that.

[dire kayak]

oh yeahhh

that was when i infiltrated your dreams

dont worry about that one

[hazy kestrel]

And then I woke up.

[jaunty path]

Mother FUCKER

LOVECRAFT?

Type shit said to the goddamn inquisition

[sleek harness]

Okay that was a normal dream

[astral basin]

@twin dirge i just love when the business school nerd makes a huge mess bc they “know better”

[jaunty path]

Before promptly being sent to the warp

[hazy kestrel]

But then there was that one I talked about a while back. Where I went through Dante’s journey through hell.

The bastard wouldn’t give me a ride with Virgil, so I had to go on Charon’s shady boat ride.

And then I sort of walked through the various circles of hell as described in the Divine Comedy.

[gloomy tartan]

I had a dream where I fought a bear

It was badass

[hazy kestrel]

Wasn’t too bad. All things considered.

[gloomy tartan]

I was a bad ass

The bear was a bad ass

[sleek harness]

I recently had this dreamed about being a Helldiver discovering that a building on Super Earth was infested with traitors
I was able to capture one and interrogate, then in the end I ended up punching him in the nose so hard that I think pus started to get out from it

[gloomy tartan]

We were on a mountain

[sleek harness]

Then I woke up

[jaunty path]

I don't mean to be rude at all but are you taking any sort of medication?

Those can cause weirdass dreams

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah. They don’t give me too many weird dreams anymore.

[jaunty path]

Lol

I think my meds gave me strange ones

[hazy kestrel]

I haven’t had one in like 6 months.

[jaunty path]

That feel kinda real

[gloomy tartan]

Do you guys think you could fight Edgar Allan Poe ?

[hazy kestrel]

Do not beat up the depressed poet.

[dire kayak]

i often dream about my exes

[jaunty path]

Dream i had tonight was one where I felt a lot of emptiness

[hazy kestrel]

Pls

[gloomy tartan]

What if he grabbed yo cheeks without permission

[hazy kestrel]

Physical or emotional emptiness?

[jaunty path]

Didnt poe have an alochol problem

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[dire kayak]

i feel that all the time!

[jaunty path]

Emotional

[hazy kestrel]

Your mind is processing things.

That’s the short explanation

[jaunty path]

Yeah it is all the time

Which can feel really overbearing

[dire kayak]

am i living in your dream missus?

[astral basin]

What if he asked first?

[gloomy tartan]

Wwyd if a bee stole your wife and home

[hazy kestrel]

Well, more so it’s likely trying to work through some trauma or “mental blockage” of some kind.

[jaunty path]

Seeing my therapist

[jaunty path]

I definitely feel both

[timber elk]

THAT BEE STOLE EVERYTHING FROM ME

[jaunty path]

I still think about ass2mars

[dire kayak]

afekajgbejkb

[jaunty path]

That lyric was so

So fitting

[hazy kestrel]

Like my journey through hell, I was going through some Scrupulosity OCD shenanigans for a good bit.

[dire kayak]

personman you are reading me like a book

[jaunty path]

Why is machine girl taking notes from my mind

[hazy kestrel]

It takes a mentally broken soul to know one.

[jaunty path]

I think a thousand thoughts, sometimes
Feels like a thousand knives in my mind
I'm setting off landmines, surprise (Come on, come on)
The psychowar I fight inside my mind

[twin dirge]

Chat, how do be ok

[jaunty path]

From ass2mars^

[astral basin]

Imagine finding out your spouse was such a hoe/rake that they cranked a bee

[jaunty path]

Breathe in and out and watch cat videos

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, OCD in a nutshell

[twin dirge]

I can relate

[hazy kestrel]

Read stoic philosophy

[jaunty path]

For me my video was like.

400 car batteries

Lmfao

[hazy kestrel]

Start with Marcus Aurelius and go through Epictetus’ Enchiridion and Discourses.

[astral basin]

brother

[twin dirge]

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe read Boethius too.

[dire kayak]

im gonna nuzzle you

[hazy kestrel]

Seneca is hit or miss, their advice is alright, but they’re also a massive hypocrite.

Cicero is boring af.

Lucretius I haven’t read yet.

Epicurus I also haven’t read.

[hazy kestrel]

Look into Zen Buddhism too.

[twin dirge]

Life is just one big nuzlocke

[hazy kestrel]

Or just ask me for book recommendations.

Alright, I think I’m gonna pass out into sleep now.

[dire kayak]

personman whats your favourite lasgun

[hazy kestrel]

I’ll tell you about any whacky dreams I have, maybe. Just remind me.

[hazy kestrel]

Recon las is fun.

Infantry las is fun, but provides Carpal Tunnel syndrome as a side effect.

Helbore is not for me.

[timber elk]

Mine is the last pistol :3

[blazing ibex]

What happened to the first pistol?

Right.

Loose cannon stole it.

[hazy kestrel]

Goober ate it, probably.

[rigid peak]

Loose cannon took the bayonets from the infantry lasguns.

[twin dirge]

I'm up to 24 hours chat, another 8 and I can request a paid week off without regret

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon is the reason why we don’t get heavy machine guns for veteran

[acoustic pebble]

Male Anarchist: "Oi! Look! A Jokaero!"

Male Maul: "BE. SILENT!"

Male Anarchist: "No really! You can see it swinging with it's-"

Male Maul: "SHUT UP!!"

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon invented BBLs

[dire kayak]

fem loose cannon x brawler

[gloomy tartan]

What are you a psyker

Psykers allways ship people

[dire kayak]

im a psyker main :3

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve never been proven right so quickly

Cutthroat only loves Cadia

[twin dirge]

As a psyker myself

I don't ship anyone

[dire kayak]

put him with abaddon the despoiler

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, it's Hive Scum that does the shipping

[gloomy tartan]

Hive scum drugs people

[acoustic pebble]

And ships them

[gloomy tartan]

In crates

To organ harvesters

[dire kayak]

conspiracy theory

hive scum works for the automaton legion

[gloomy tartan]

Abigail the deepthroater is a bitch ass mark

[acoustic pebble]

Our price tags are nothing to be ashamed of

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, that's the Mechanicus

[astral basin]

Relation-ships
Mrm
Burn them all down either way

[gloomy tartan]

Yo

[acoustic pebble]

The Female Loose Cannon and Brawler Ogryn in cannon

[gloomy tartan]

How do spacd marines crap

Like does the armor come off like iron man

[dire kayak]

all you need to solve all of your issues is a simple lasgun and a shovel

[gloomy tartan]

Or is it like knight armor

Multiple pieces

Slow process

[acoustic pebble]

They do it in their suits

[gloomy tartan]

They whaaa

[astral basin]

…if you mentioned hadron i wouldve sussed you out as the return of a certain special boi weve had before

[gloomy tartan]

Like astronauts ?

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. Hadron is banging Sefoni

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

No

I am

I love my goldfish wife

Her Mountain Dew stew gives spirit visions

[acoustic pebble]

Hadron used the live wire rizz

[astral basin]

Doesnt hadron have disdain for psykers?

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t tap her glass

[acoustic pebble]

That's just a front

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t tap the glass of my goldfish wife’s tank

[whole bough]

do space marines even use the bathroom

[astral basin]

Mountain Dew Stew
Im
Appalled

[gloomy tartan]

I genuinely don’t know

[whole bough]

afaik the suit is what keeps them alive

they dont eat or anything

[gloomy tartan]

Wait rly?

[whole bough]

think so

i watched a "how do space marines work" thing like

[acoustic pebble]

They do eat

[whole bough]

a few years ago

[gloomy tartan]

So they don’t chill in a wife beater and jeans drinking snd listening to creed?

[acoustic pebble]

They eat, drink, everything

[whole bough]

i dont think they need to tho

[acoustic pebble]

They do

[gloomy tartan]

I was imagining they did this in theyre off time

[astral basin]

Marine DO eat and drink, defecate too
They simply do so more efficiently
The ultramarines have a communal stew

[dire kayak]

im gonna get paints for my norn emissary today :3

[whole bough]

maybe im misremembering something

[gloomy tartan]

Space marine crap is probably a weapon

[acoustic pebble]

What they don't do is bang. Unless it's an Ultramarine and an Eldar

[gloomy tartan]

Like the acid spit

[ripe tangle]

what if instead of being a functional member of society, I just hibernated, slept for days on end for a few weeks

[whole bough]

i think im thinking of uh

[gloomy tartan]

I mean Jesus did that

[whole bough]

the BIG boy marines

[gloomy tartan]

And bears do that too

[whole bough]

whatre they called

[acoustic pebble]

You would be winning

[whole bough]

not the mechs but the uh

[gloomy tartan]

You would return stronger than before

[ripe tangle]

Hell yeah I would

[acoustic pebble]

Dreadnaughts?

[acoustic pebble]

You lucky...

[gloomy tartan]

You would evolve into your 2nd form

[whole bough]

yea terminators

[gloomy tartan]

Unlock surfing

[astral basin]

Like. Marines can go about a month or so wo food and water
And the power armor, as all fantasy power armors do, recycle urine

[whole bough]

i think terminators are what im thinking of cause they're fully sealed in

[astral basin]

I do that
Dont recommend
Have you seen post long term coma patients? A bit like that, but less exaggerated

[gloomy tartan]

What if hibernating long enough caused you to no clip into the back rooms

[ripe tangle]

I can’t say that I have seen a post long term coma patient

[astral basin]

The coffin links their full awareness to the armor
They might not have actual senses, but they still “feel” their new body

[whole bough]

yea they're just made to be the armor essentially so the suit does everything

spacehulk deathwing was such a rad game on the topic of terminators

i want another 40k game like it

[gloomy tartan]

I wonder if my cuthroat feels his leg cybernetics

If he has a phantom pain

A solid 🐍

[whole bough]

depends on what feeling means in that context

[astral basin]

Terminators is a heavy armor type
Dreadnaught is the life support anger mech

[whole bough]

i assume it can be "felt" just due to controlling it

[gloomy tartan]

They’re supposed to be high quality

It says so

[whole bough]

terminator is like lite dreadnought kinda

i wonder what would win

[gloomy tartan]

Do cybernetics get itchy

[whole bough]

a terminator or a dreadnought

[twin dirge]

Hear me out, the vox machines are just legally distinct dreadnaughts

[gloomy tartan]

How does my cuthroat itch his cybernetic feet

[twin dirge]

Even have little guys in a box

[gloomy tartan]

Yes

[astral basin]

Dreadnaught. Easy
Termies may be built more efficiently
But
They are not prepared for the unadulterated pissiness that comes with waking a paraplegic toddler in a mech suit with the bigger versions of the guns they may already possess

[whole bough]

i dont think itd be easy neccesarilly

[gloomy tartan]

According to the gsme my epsilon level limb augmetics are arguably better than the legs they replaced

[whole bough]

just really drawn out

[gloomy tartan]

So I’m guessing they get itchy

They are “ highly functional”

[whole bough]

it depends on how they're made tbh

like is it built with faux nerves

or just like, pressure sensors or etc

[gloomy tartan]

I dunno man it’s epsilon level

They’re asymmetrical too

One is the shin down

The other is the knee down

Like I got them sliced off by a sword or some shit

[whole bough]

i feel like blown off is probably the most common issue

looks at teammates who shoot barrels next to me

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah no it’s from the Cadian tank commander set

The tank blew up

He also has a head cybernetic as part of the outfit

Intra-cranial implant

Replaces part of the skull

Parts the brain