general-chat

[somber stream]

It do be in my favourite roster

[gloomy tartan]

A guy called a gal a fooking bitch

[somber stream]

[gloomy tartan]

So they broke up and she let the window open and left

But there was a mimic outside the house

[sleek harness]

Bounty on your head

[somber stream]

How's Cyberstan rat

[sleek harness]

Fun

On difficulty 7

Up from that it's too hard

As ir should of course

[somber stream]

Shoot the new big mech in the dick

It will then open a vent where you can throw a grenade in

[sleek harness]

It's more on the ass than the dick

[somber stream]

Both ass cheeks too, yeah

[floral dragon]

That actually sounds awesome

[somber stream]

It is!

That is if you only have 1 mech to deal with

Try 5 at the same time

[languid hazel]

[sleek harness]

Or if you are smart, shoot the vents on it's head

[dire kayak]

i know how to kill vox engines easily

[sleek harness]

STOP

[floral dragon]

I love tossing nades in vents. Destroying outposts roleplaying as a professional nba player

[dire kayak]

go for the ones on the bottom and back

[languid hazel]

Negative

[fiery wave]

Just spam it till it becomes number 1 emoji on your frequently used.

[dire kayak]

it opens a vent that you can throw a grenade into to instakill it

[somber stream]

Top vents are harder to hit

[rain idol]

It makes Stalingrad look like a pleasant vacation

[somber stream]

Real

[fiery wave]

[somber stream]

22 million death in like, 12 hours?

[sleek harness]

Frequent is below my favorites

[obsidian wren]

The blue rock that changes your cellular structure into that of a slug

[sleek harness]

Which is below the most useds on the server

[floral dragon]

Too bad hd2 drove me to boredom. My problem is I farmed too much. I got tired of grinding in missions and ended up farming sc with friends till I had everything 😅

[dire kayak]

fucking vox engine tracks protected a hulk

[sleek harness]

So I blame yall for making more harder for me to spam the emoji

[floral dragon]

I did it to myself. Ruined the fun for myself

[dire kayak]

so my commando failed to kill it

[fiery wave]

Then use the double tap to react then.

[obsidian wren]

Abiotic factor might be peak

[sleek harness]

I don't do reactions

I do emojis

[floral dragon]

Yo i saw that on gamepass!! I was gonna install it but I installed this instead. So it's good??

[obsidian wren]

Its very half-life-ish

[floral dragon]

I'm gonna install it and try it

[main zephyr]

Damn

Getting shocking stuff penance was so annoying

[floral dragon]

Oh hell yea half life was my jam back in the day before I was an old man

Remember gary's mod

That was og minecraft

[knotty terrace]

fuck a drum mag shotgun would be nice

[main zephyr]

Abitioc is fun but do not explore the areas at night ahead of time

[obsidian wren]

Its survival based n shit

[main zephyr]

You will die

[obsidian wren]

You even have to take a shit in game to survive

[floral dragon]

But you can get uprades and stuff

Do you lose everything when you die like in arc raiders

[sleek harness]

Spoiling the fun

[obsidian wren]

Idk

Havent died yet

[main zephyr]

You'll find out

[floral dragon]

No mre cheese to keep you from shitting

[main zephyr]

Alright pin head larry your next

[somber stream]

Damn, Battlefield 6 season 2 is in Germany, and they're gasing the entire map. What could they mean by this

[obsidian wren]

They have ice cream and carbuncle meat

[floral dragon]

I don't claim to be the real dirty dan. My real name is Frank

[austere thorn]

Hey guys what’s the best way to earn money

[sleek harness]

It was Super Gassy

[obsidian wren]

Job

[sleek harness]

Playing the game

[austere thorn]

I mean ordo dockets

[obsidian wren]

Just play

[austere thorn]

Yeah but mortis trials give 50 ,000

Idk how much average auric gives

[sleek harness]

And

[obsidian wren]

Just do auric or damnation quickplay

[floral dragon]

Oh wow. My cat bit my head for no reason

[somber stream]

Love bite

Best bite

[floral dragon]

She never does that which is odd.

Maybe cause it's cold and my hair was keeping her warm

[somber stream]

Bruh

Do you have an Afro

[floral dragon]

No but it's been growing out. It's longer than most guys lol

[somber stream]

Shower must've been a nightmare huh? All those hair on the floor, been there

[floral dragon]

Show-er?

Wtf language is that

[somber stream]

💀

[floral dragon]

Lol no but for real, my wife works nights and I think her cat (which i call hers cause she likes my wife more) is settling with me for comfort lately

She's practically sitting on my shoulder and I can't even play. I don't have the heart to move her

[somber stream]

Good, that's how it works

[floral dragon]

If she never moves, I would just wait and die here

[dire kayak]

thats literally what i do to aki

im his house cat

[obsidian wren]

I need sadako yamamura to appear

Im going to shatter the tv midway

[scenic basin]

i see you are playing 🫡

also please don't become a vet main as your first class

[floral dragon]

Now you tell me

[scenic basin]

i forgot about it man

[floral dragon]

I was just about to do the weekly on sm2 but my vet is only level 2 or 3 I hadn't done much yet

[scenic basin]

i would suggest zealot as first class because its quite balanced

[floral dragon]

But veteran is cool. It's like a cadian soldier

I can be cadian

[scenic basin]

vet has everything
but in a bad way imo.

[floral dragon]

Sadness

Well if it keeps going well it'll be like Diablo and I'll eventually play every class

[scenic basin]

you get too used to having everything and not having to play around certain restrictions

[floral dragon]

Maybe I'll just make 1 of every class and swap around like I did in sm2

[scenic basin]

nah you shouldn't
game only starts at level 30

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people. Shark here

[scenic basin]

psyker feels ass to play before 30 (more like20) last i played

[dire kayak]

shonk

[scenic basin]

good think is theres no prestiege

[acoustic pebble]

It is sherk

[acoustic pebble]

Be hive scum

Do drugs and choose violence

[languid hazel]

Shonk

[acoustic pebble]

SHORK!!!

[dire kayak]

i love shonks

[languid hazel]

Real image of me hugging my shonk :3

[acoustic pebble]

...thank you

[acoustic pebble]

Thank you!

[fiery wave]

If a modern version of man with funni questionable mustache shows up, do tell.

[acoustic pebble]

US marines hopefully

I want my sexy Marpat?

[dire kayak]

i have shonk too :3

[languid hazel]

Our shonks should meet :3

[dire kayak]

yes they should :3

[stuck phoenix]

I wonder how Cyberstan is going

[manic moat]

The new patch 1.10.6 has not hit Xbox yet, correct?

[stuck phoenix]

Dunno

Xbox usually gets everything 7 buisness days late

[astral basin]

Aaaa

[bleak sleet]

What was the patch

Anything big

[thick coyote]

Hiver buffs

Removed red visor from vet cosmetic

That's it

Undocumented, broke everything else

[marsh iris]

im wasting it

[thick coyote]

Apparently there's a bug with the Close Range Long Range mechanics

Still investigating

But apparently you get the maximum value at close range

[fiery wave]

Wot.

[dire kayak]

but i loved sniping specialists as veteran

wait

is this about a talent?

[wispy mantle]

Where would Hive Scum even be ranked on the class list?

[blazing ibex]

solid contender with veteran for second place tbh

[wispy mantle]

I'm happy with that honestly, I've been having a ton of fun with Scum, probably my favourite class so far tbh

I haven't really tried Vet much, everyone was telling me to try it the other day, is Vet kinda boring or naw?

[blazing ibex]

Vet is very powerful but you have to be more deliberate with your engagements with them.

[thick coyote]

About 3rd

[wispy mantle]

Sounds about right

One day Ogryn will be better, and that day I'll be happy

I like being big man

[thick coyote]

Something about range shenanigans made talents like Longshot supposedly get max value at 12.5 m

And kuli said that it broke a couple things as well

No full details though

[hidden whale]

WE NEED MORE DUDES

[fiery wave]

Is this why my vraks is decimating?

Even more?

[thick coyote]

Probably

I did no testing myself

[fiery wave]

Broke what though?

[fiery wave]

Don't ask why I have longshot on vraks. I don't know myself.

[main zephyr]

Zealot ogryn arbites hive scum 100% penances done

[thick coyote]

#veteran-class message

I can't fully read lua

[main zephyr]

I'm getting there

2 classes left

57 done on vet 56 on psyker

[obsidian wren]

Favorite vet loadout personally is a boltgun vet that rips through armor hordes and specials

[main zephyr]

Lol

I only use helbore on vet

[obsidian wren]

Executioner stance + boltgun + headshots only

Sit in the back and support your team

Perfect supporting fire

[main zephyr]

bolter is easy to use so not fun

Same with dueling sword

[obsidian wren]

Well sitting in a corner bc i decided to use heavy sword instead of a power sword variant sucks ass

[main zephyr]

besides I prefer my krieg vet set up

Power sword is nowhere near where it was

[fiery wave]

I can, if the devs don't hard spaghetti it. I used to read a friend's custom game to add custom items to it for DOTA2.

[obsidian wren]

Winning is more fun than being bullied for using mid weapons

[main zephyr]

Pfft

Bullying people in a game for using a weapon is dumb

It's a game

[obsidian wren]

Though ds is INCREDIBLY boring once you play zealot + ds

[obsidian wren]

The ai bullies me

Mainly armor

[main zephyr]

Besides I use helbore in havoc already

I'm just sad they nerfed bayonet attack speed

[fiery wave]

Is zealot, inf dodge abooze funni.

[main zephyr]

not funny

Ds teaches bad habits

[shut prairie]

Anyone has a guide on how to do the Hestia's Blessings quickly or is it just really by playing the game normally

[main zephyr]

Besides

Originally psyker had infinite dodges with no weapon necessary

[fiery wave]

I do it on tac axe as well for ganger.

[main zephyr]

[thick coyote]

Everyone I know can fully read lua
Except me
Have I fallen behind
No, it can't be
I'm too goated to fall behind

[main zephyr]

Psyker got robbed

[obsidian wren]

After 400 of darktide and 2000 on vermintide 2, (as a hardened veteran for both games) i can say using a busted meta weapon with a braindead build that takes no effort ruins the weapon after like

[fiery wave]

I mean, I had to understand his code to add stuff.

[obsidian wren]

An hour

[main zephyr]

I need 2 penances on vet and 3 on psyker

[blazing ibex]

dueling sword is overrated

[main zephyr]

For the master of war then boom 100% on all classes

[obsidian wren]

Hours btw

[thick coyote]

It's also pretty strong

[blazing ibex]

the day people realize this is the day utopia will set on tertium

[main zephyr]

yep

[blazing ibex]

all single target and no horde

[main zephyr]

it teaches bad habits like people taking extra wound curious outside martydom zel

[fiery wave]

Inf grenades say hi.

[thick coyote]

It's ok

[blazing ibex]

Why would I use grenades when I can just bash the heretics

[thick coyote]

The best horde clearing weapon in the game (poxxers only) barely has single target

[obsidian wren]

Taking ds on vet genuinely fucks me over more than it helps bc i already deal with armor with kraks fine

[thick coyote]

[fiery wave]

Horde clear.

[blazing ibex]

but that's boring.

[fiery wave]

You did ask for that, right?

I guess a purga psyker is enough.

[fiery wave]

It's more for when you run room wide frags.

[main zephyr]

back to stealth relic zealot I go

For one shotting captains

[thick coyote]

Brick, where did you get that grenade

[main zephyr]

why do I need ds when I can one shot stuff with stealth zealot with relic blade

And relic handles hordes much better than ds

[fiery wave]

Vet has relic blade now?

[main zephyr]

Zealot

[fiery wave]

Actually good falchion?

[main zephyr]

zealot with stealth can poke most things and they die instantly

[fiery wave]

Is more, inf 'nades cos talking vet lul.

[obsidian wren]

Power falchion is good for quickly dealing with scary things without having to press activation every 3 swings

[main zephyr]

yep

[thick coyote]

Still outperformed by an Axe

Actually

[main zephyr]

Week one

[thick coyote]

2 axes

[main zephyr]

Power sword

[thick coyote]

[fiery wave]

There's shovel and like... knoife.

[main zephyr]

Could get like 9 swings

[last scarab]

I keep forgetting how stupid fun the thunder hammer is

[main zephyr]

rip prime power sword

[fiery wave]

Or you know, combat axe.

[thick coyote]

Or you know

Tactical Axe

[last scarab]

Rock

[main zephyr]

And infinite dodge on my psyker

[obsidian wren]

Smacking carapace with a shovel or trying to shiv it with a knife without crits doesnt do alot

[main zephyr]

they nerfed rock to

[fiery wave]

More fun on melee ganger.

[last scarab]

MUH ROCK

[thick coyote]

Too bad power sword went from s tier to s tier

[fiery wave]

Do you even mk3?

[obsidian wren]

I everything

400 hours and im maxxed

[main zephyr]

Pre nerf rock staggered anything you threw it at

[obsidian wren]

On everything

[main zephyr]

I'm getting there

[obsidian wren]

Im tiding it

[fiery wave]

Then WDYM smacking cara with shovel?

[main zephyr]

Not many penances left to do

[fiery wave]

That's 2 hits without thrust.

[main zephyr]

Mk1 shovel is better then folding

[obsidian wren]

Armor will always be a problem unless the weapon you have can deal with it decently or extremely well

On vet

[last scarab]

I cast thunder hammer bonk

[fiery wave]

Depends on what you use it for.

[obsidian wren]

You have to at the very least dedicate yourself to kraks or use either rending ranged or rending melee

[main zephyr]

Well

[fiery wave]

I just want to funni bonk at times.

[main zephyr]

Helbore does good carp dmg

And flak both

[obsidian wren]

I play with the mindset of "ok my team will probably choke bc of 1 crusher and a bomber, i have to be able to deal with everything adequately"

[main zephyr]

fair

I've been using helbore only since I got it so got quite good with it

I don't even need exe stance to snipe across the map

[obsidian wren]

You only get good with helbore if you push yourself to use it

[main zephyr]

Lol

[obsidian wren]

Otherwise its ass

Its the player not the gun

[main zephyr]

So is darktide bolter

[last scarab]

I just like my recon lasgun

I like becoming a walking anti aircraft gun

[obsidian wren]

Im quite good at pinning targets with a yummy diamantine bullet

[main zephyr]

The darktide one is bolt pistol equiv for space marine

so not good enough

[last scarab]

Give Ogryn a heavy bolter

[obsidian wren]

When the other mark of bolter came out

[main zephyr]

again

[obsidian wren]

I did a boom build

Everything boom

[tired inlet]

I think Ogryn having a pyreblaster would be rad

[last scarab]

Kablooey

[main zephyr]

The bolter we get is bolt pistol size for a space marine

[last scarab]

Ogryn multi melta

[main zephyr]

I want a actual bolter

[tired inlet]

and the plasma rifle is about the size of their pistol too

[main zephyr]

Yep

Lol

[last scarab]

Imagine if Ogryn got a giant plasma gun

[main zephyr]

Lol

[stuck wasp]

They aren't really

[main zephyr]

Give ogryn storm bolter

the double barrel one

[tired inlet]

they'd explode

[main zephyr]

Yeh

Sadly

[obsidian wren]

Let ogryn have the abilty to tear enemies in half

I want to see 4 ogryns tug of war a burgle

[tired inlet]

doesn't mean they're smart enough to know when to release thr trigger on a plasma cannon

[stuck wasp]

Ogryn have precedence on Heavy Bolter, Lascannon and Multilaser.
They can't really have Plasma, Melta...
As for Stormbolter, RaW, they can't have it.

[last scarab]

Give Ogryn an assault cannon from that one game I have ptsd from because of that god damn “Brother I need an apothecary” voiceline

[tired inlet]

stormbolter might be too tricky to reload for an ogryn

[last scarab]

Give Ogryn a giant hotshot lasgun

[tired inlet]

I used the hell out of that thing in Space Marine 1 PvP; Stomrbolter + Melta was my jam and it fukken ruined people

[main zephyr]

ogryns can use power claws

[stuck wasp]

That's basically Lascannon and Multilaser...

[main zephyr]

But they won't give those to us

[last scarab]

Yes, I want more Ogryn weapons

[main zephyr]

Most likely

[stuck wasp]

Not really, those are forbidden tech in 40k

[obsidian wren]

Give ogryn a salvaged tank cannon thats been downsized to shoot tank shells

[stuck wasp]

For the Ogrun pattern

[last scarab]

I want the hear ye hear ye 9000

[main zephyr]

Charonite ogryns

[stuck wasp]

Forbidden tech

[main zephyr]

Lmao

[last scarab]

Ogryn knuckle dusters would be fun

[stuck wasp]

It's why it exist in HH, but not 40k or KT

[main zephyr]

Tell that to the hundred of space marines those ogryns butchered in the lore

Horus heresy was 30k

also

They still exist

[stuck wasp]

They were outlawed after the HH/30k

[obsidian wren]

Woe, big ball of lead be upon ye spawn

[stuck wasp]

Cause they are made using Xeno-technology

[main zephyr]

Tyberus thr red wake

[stuck wasp]

Not an Ogryn

[main zephyr]

has some

[last scarab]

I want Ogryn to just start laughing maniacally after firing it

[main zephyr]

Also

[stuck wasp]

Also Charonite wouldn't work due to it being grafted

[main zephyr]

Some ogryns got specially modified thunder hammers

But that's incredibly rare

[last scarab]

Wait, I know the best Ogryn weapon

Just punching them

[main zephyr]

the rock

[dire kayak]

the ogryn is like the slayer
his fists are his strongest weapon, but he uses guns to have more fun

[last scarab]

Give Ogryn a melee weapon where it’s literally just his fists it would be funny

[main zephyr]

[obsidian wren]

Give ogryn the ability to modify his body to look like a fat raiden and then only let him use his fists at lightspeed

[last scarab]

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER

[stuck wasp]

There are Mace Fists, which are Ogryn Gauntlets that sport spikes

[last scarab]

It’s so peak

[last scarab]

I just want straight hands. I want his heavy attack to just be an uppercut that does insane damage and impact

[obsidian wren]

"Cadians are cruel ogryn. And im very in touch with my inner cadian."

[last scarab]

I’m in touch with my inner Ogryn

A dumbass

[main zephyr]

lol

[last scarab]

Checkmate heretics

[main zephyr]

well

[dire kayak]

i hope we get much larger bosses in future updates

[main zephyr]

Ogryns can rip space marine armor apart like paper

[dire kayak]

i dont wanna fight a cult champion at the end of a mission, i wanna fight something else

like is anything gonna happen with the daemon of the sands?

[last scarab]

We just stupid sah

[main zephyr]

also I don't see any cadians pulling a tank to save the person their guarding

My boy nork deddog

[last scarab]

I find it funny how some people still think one lone space marine could beat the rejects

[main zephyr]

lol

1 on 1

Easy

Also

[dire kayak]

the devs had to heavy nerf ogryn to make him balanced compared to the other rejects

[last scarab]

One of our ogryns is smart enough to demolish a basic space marine

[main zephyr]

Depends on if regular or primaris

[astral basin]

Rejects are being vidyer game scaled
Spec mahrens are generationally fluffed

[main zephyr]

and the chapter

[last scarab]

Ogryn rip tin can apart

Ogryn stronk

[main zephyr]

caedo says no

[last scarab]

Ogryn says yes. Ogryn win

[main zephyr]

maulum caedo

40ks doom slayer equivalent

[dire kayak]

joe ogryn vs malum caedo

[main zephyr]

lmao

Not a chance

[last scarab]

Jogryn vs malum chudeo

[main zephyr]

Malum caedo is from 40k biltgun

I think sly marbo has better odds vs caedo

[dire kayak]

joe ogryn solos all of 40k

[last scarab]

Sly Marbo should have an Ogryn bodyguard named Big Marbo

[trail bramble]

even a dumb ogryn can rip space marines apart

[main zephyr]

That would be cool

Also catachan face eaters are scary

[last scarab]

Ours are smart enough to put up a fight though compared to most of them in lore

Most Ogryn stupid, we smart

[main zephyr]

They look like a towel

[trail bramble]

I'm pretty sure in one of the books an ogryn solos like 4 chaos space marines

[main zephyr]

Then you're dead

[trail bramble]

he dies in the process but he gets em

[main zephyr]

yep

he got 3 of em then died to his wounds

[last scarab]

Now imagine four big guys coming to beat the breaks off of a plague marine terminator

[dire kayak]

wild grox vs catachan devil

[last scarab]

Considering we can survive being eaten by and thrown up on by beasts of burgle and come out fine we can body it

[dire kayak]

me thinks grox would win, cause grox got big pointy horn

[last scarab]

But who got rashuns?

[main zephyr]

Lol

[last scarab]

Rashun eating contest. Morrow vs Dukane

Who wins?

[dire kayak]

morrow

[main zephyr]

The catchan devil would win

[last scarab]

Morrow or rannik?

[main zephyr]

They are similar to scorpions very big and incredibly fast

And they can bite through tanks

Yeah no thanks

I don't want to go near catachan

[last scarab]

Sounds yummy. Like rashuns

[main zephyr]

The only thing more dangerous then the catchan devil is the Barking toad

[last scarab]

Sounds even yummier

[dire kayak]

nah grox wins

[main zephyr]

Given its poison turns everything in a kilometer including itself

[last scarab]

An Ogryn could probably bite through a tank if he was hungry enough

[main zephyr]

Into a puddle

Brain leaves and hectic ants also suck

3 bites from those ants Is fatal

[main zephyr]

That's the thing

If it's on a ranch it gets a lobotomy

So unless it's a wild grox very uncommon

It will lose 100%

[dire kayak]

but grox got big pointy horn

[main zephyr]

They are lobotomized to be non aggressive

Given how agresssive they are in the wild

Their like a hippo from here

They will just attack if they see something

Lol

so they get a lobotomy

Wild grox wins easily

but apparently they taste good grox do

How resistant are grox to poison

Cause even if it wins it may die to that

[astral basin]

Ogryns can rip a marines arm off in an arm wrestle
A space marine on the other hand knows leverage techniques to win anyways

[main zephyr]

they are also faster

that's their biggest advantage

Is their speed

Also

Ogryns can lift a space marine in terminator armor

They can pick up a space marine in terminator and throw them lol

[astral basin]

Id call book fluff bs
But
Its been mentioned how theyd rather just drag entire tanks across battlefields due to claustrophobia

[visual vortex]

Nork deddog headbutt an ork warboss so hard it instantly killed the ork and stopped the warboss' waggh

[main zephyr]

lol

Norks a special breed among ogryns

[visual vortex]

Ohryns are a special breed in of themselves

[main zephyr]

Lol

He's also a legend among

Bone'eads for ogryns

[visual vortex]

The Brawler ogryn has a bone'ead though

[somber stream]

STDs can be transmited through ear hole, FYI

[main zephyr]

He can count to 4

And write his name

[astral basin]

I. Vaguely remember something like that
In a different story
Idr what
“That dent in his helmet? He headbutted [x figure] so hard in a battle the man died on the spot. Hes legendary”

[visual vortex]

Yeah nut Brawler ogryn is DEAD strong

Othr ogryn voices call themzelves the strongest

[main zephyr]

Also in some taple top

[visual vortex]

But the brawler is dead strong

[floral dragon]

Is there any benefit to getting a class to 30 first? Like would it be a waste of time to juggle a few classes for a while

[main zephyr]

Norks a unique unit himself

[floral dragon]

Hey Miso

[main zephyr]

oh weba

[astral basin]

Licht what have you done

[visual vortex]

I got all the 30 to see which i liked the most

[astral basin]

Liiiiiiicht

[main zephyr]

Frank is cool

[floral dragon]

I might do this yea

[visual vortex]

So it's if you wanf to really soak in the game

[floral dragon]

No you

[elder merlin]

[thick fog]

Broken one and Bodyguard says this one voiceline to brawler

"Ogryn yes, but not ogryn like you"

In which bodyguard knows brawler is the stupidest

[visual vortex]

Which nakes him stronger

Becuz emprah says there is strength in ignorance

[somber stream]

I came across a funny sketch of 2 guys bumping into each other then dropped their ear phones. They picked it up but accidentally switched, the music they were playing was really catchy for the other one so they started dancing. But then a voice mail popped up for one guy saying his friend caught STDs through the air from a wanking party the other day so he might caught the thing too. I then proceed to look up to see if it's possible for one to get STDs through the ear cannal, turns out your oil is a perfect catalyst to transmit said diseases

So yeah, You can get STDs through your ears

🕺

[visual vortex]

The brawler ogryn also has like very brief moments of being smart

[thick fog]

He knows logic

[visual vortex]

He also is quick and adaptable

[astral basin]

The human body is indeed oily

I need a shower

[visual vortex]

Enough to catch an Eldar with his bare hands

[floral dragon]

Second time I've heard this word today and I still don't understand

[somber stream]

I'm starting to suspect DirtyDan is a clone of Nurgle Gamer

[astral basin]

Does one not know of bathing?

Putrid

[visual vortex]

I shower DAILY

[astral basin]

I cant in good faith claim to waste that much water personally
But. I try to

If i get this application finally accepted

[visual vortex]

I waste more water

[astral basin]

Ill have reason to

[visual vortex]

I am a very thirsty guy

[astral basin]

Bc the tire plant has a “dirt pay” bonus

Bc you get nasty

[visual vortex]

Eat the dirty or lick it off urself

Bonus and clean

[astral basin]

Die

[visual vortex]

I tried

[astral basin]

Why am i suddenly crippled with hunger

[visual vortex]

Didnt work

[elder merlin]

Listen, i love brawler, dont besmirch my baby boi

[astral basin]

I shoved 4 taco bell stuffs in my face hole today i shouldnt feel like im starving

[visual vortex]

Fatass

[astral basin]

Im a skeleton actually

[visual vortex]

Me 2

[elder merlin]

[visual vortex]

Buh nah nah nah nah

The day i was born

[main zephyr]

I want my own set of the weapons tyberos has

[visual vortex]

Buh nah nah nah nah

My muma asked me a question

[main zephyr]

He has a set called hunger and skake

[visual vortex]

Buh nah nah nah nah

What the fuk r those

[visual vortex]

He won them in a bet btw

I think it was a bet

[main zephyr]

It was lol

Their amazing

[visual vortex]

And the one he beat the bet against got so salty he claims he stole them

[main zephyr]

Their a combination of power fist lighting claw and chain blades

[visual vortex]

Though i dont think it's smart to talk shit to a guy that almost wiped out an ebtire chapter by himself

[main zephyr]

Even the tech priest have 0 idea how they were made and yes

[visual vortex]

I remember

[elder merlin]

I fuckin wish

I want those damn gauntlets of his

[visual vortex]

Every man demands hunger and slake

[main zephyr]

Tyberos and moloc fought once

Almost fought

[elder merlin]

That dude in charge of the minotaurs?

[main zephyr]

Yep

They Almost had a fight

[elder merlin]

I'd pay to see that

[feral vessel]

GOOD MORNING

[main zephyr]

Lol same

[visual vortex]

If i was in charge of any company and Tyberos told me to told something id do it because one light slap from him would kill me

[main zephyr]

The thing

[elder merlin]

How almost is almost?

[elder merlin]

Morning

[visual vortex]

Good lorning

Morning

[feral vessel]

Hi Miso, I dont think Ive seen you here before.

[elder merlin]

Miso comes and goes

Sometimes they're here and then not for long periods

[main zephyr]

It was in a lore thing

Where their chapters had to work toge

Together

[feral vessel]

I see.

I think?

[elder merlin]

How tall is even Moloc compared to Tyberos? Isnt Tyberos supposed to be huge compared to other space marines?

[visual vortex]

I gotta applaud Moloc

[main zephyr]

He wears

[visual vortex]

Tyberos is massive

[elder merlin]

Even outside his armor

[visual vortex]

He had his terminator armor fit with dreadnought plating to fit him

[main zephyr]

The badab war

Is where it almost happened

Their chapters met

[elder merlin]

Just built different, both him and his armor

[main zephyr]

In the badab war

[visual vortex]

And a tech priest mistook him for a statue until he moved

[elder merlin]

I see

[visual vortex]

And the sight put the tech priest in a feeling of deep fear to the point of shitting himself

[elder merlin]

Arent both the Carcharadons and the Minotaurs just abunch of savages?

Just brawlers

And shit

[main zephyr]

Keep in mind some of the custodes

[visual vortex]

Tyberos is nicknamed the red wake because he leaves nothing but red behind his slaughter

And they crave chain weapons and melee

So they're cooler than the minotaurs

[elder merlin]

I thought it was cause he had rosey cheeks

[main zephyr]

Have weapons that distigrate stuff like necrons do

[visual vortex]

He does

[main zephyr]

Molochs spear doesnt

[visual vortex]

Tyberos actually in his free time rides a tricycle with a comically large lollipop and a propeller hat in overalls

[main zephyr]

Lol

For regular astartes non

Primarchs

Moloch is the biggest

[elder merlin]

Werent the Minotaurs basically the lapdogs of the highlords of terra til Bobby G came back?

[visual vortex]

No

Tyberos is considered a head taller than him

[main zephyr]

Also cachardons know drukhari Lkke physical pain

I mistyped that

[visual vortex]

They mentally broke a drukkhari

[main zephyr]

Yep

[visual vortex]

Within like 7 hours and a squirt gun

[main zephyr]

Sensory deprivation

[visual vortex]

Then made him face the Outer Dark until it mentally broke him

[main zephyr]

Locked in a dark room

And hosing him with water

[visual vortex]

They put a fucking elf in the average Navy Seal Hell Week

[main zephyr]

And he was begging to be let out

[visual vortex]

He felt Slaanesh coming

Not sure which type of coming but im sure it meant bad news either way

[main zephyr]

Basically they tortured him in a way

[visual vortex]

I think that Drukkhari was just a lil' baby

[main zephyr]

They deprived him of his means stave off the soul drajn

From slaanesh

So he got desperate

[visual vortex]

Imagine trying to talk to mute autistic grey people

And they just spray you with water

Thank you, GW 🙏

[main zephyr]

Lol

In a completely Dark and silent room

for long hours

[visual vortex]

Dude id sleep in that room so good

[main zephyr]

Lol

[visual vortex]

Give me a dark silent room and ill sleep for like two days

And atill be sleepy

Also they casually have a shark tank with a megalodon on their ship

[main zephyr]

So for drumhari the dark eldar

Their perfect torture utter lack of sensation

[visual vortex]

Drukkhari

[round mica]

Kills people in real life

[visual vortex]

More like

[main zephyr]

lol

[visual vortex]

Dumbhari

Haha

Im so smart

[main zephyr]

Isn't that sharks tank specially made

And really dark inside

[floral dragon]

Do weapons break or anything over use

[visual vortex]

Not sure

I use them until i get bored

[floral dragon]

I notice different guns vary in stats. Like of the same type

[feral vessel]

Who is Tyberos?

[visual vortex]

They have different stats

[hidden whale]

its disturbing how long I can sleep for if no responsibilities

up to 12hrs

[visual vortex]

Chapter master of the Carcharodons

[floral dragon]

So like they just roll differently

[visual vortex]

Biggest dude in the 41st millennium

[feral vessel]

The stats of a weapon are randomized, yes

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[floral dragon]

Cool thanks

[feral vessel]

with a maximum of 80 percent and a minimum of 60

[hidden whale]

John Warhammer?

[feral vessel]

theres some sort of even spread between all the stats

[floral dragon]

Man I gotta do dailies and the weeklies in sm2 but I might just do weeklies from now on and do more darktide

[visual vortex]

Just compare them until you get a good 80 spread and like 60 in a dump stat

[main zephyr]

Well

[visual vortex]

Or hope milk is selling one with 80z

[main zephyr]

Even someone tyberos

[floral dragon]

I only need Armour in the accolade store anyway. Pretty much did everything else pve wise in that game and there's a LOT to do in darktide it seems

[main zephyr]

Would probably not wanna meet that shark specifically

[visual vortex]

He once told one of his followers that he's not angry at him

But he is sending him to one of the most hellish and dangerous parts of the galaxy

🧠

[main zephyr]

The iron snakes are fun

Rite of passage using a spear

To hunt their home worlds

Basically leviathan sized sea serpents

They gotta hunt one as a rite of passage

Aspirants do that

Lol

Lots ox em die

[teal token]

Benana

[dire kayak]

orenge

[slim flicker]

rotate

[astral basin]

Aaa

[somber stream]

What if i have English Breakfast

For lunch 😈

[rancid shore]

hello freaktiders

been a while

[stuck phoenix]

I’m sure everyone’s fine

[worn halo]

[hidden whale]

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF DUDES

I NEED MORE MEN

[stuck phoenix]

Then kill the Automatons with orange eyes for some reason faster

Why are they orange now

[winged oasis]

if we could use the bolt pistol in space marine 2 thatd be cool

[stuck phoenix]

Grenade pistol in the corner

[cosmic burrow]

time to mod f4 while free premium is active

[hidden whale]

im pretty sure you can?

actually its the two basic pistols already

bolt pistol and heavy bolt pistol

and I getting baited

[cerulean frost]

According to a my observations and looking on the internet, automatons with orange eyes are being commanded by Agitators.

[winged oasis]

yeah but the space marine 2 pistol specifically

[cerulean frost]

Apparently, these bots are more efficient and deadly than their standard red-eyed kin.

[somber stream]

They run a whole lot faster

Even seen a Devastator running at the same speed as a chaff bot?

[cosmic burrow]

like in dt?

[winged oasis]

yeuh

[twin flower]

We have that, its the normal bolter

its already up to size

[cosmic burrow]

still smaller

[cosmic burrow]

also mate its sm grade weapon no way we are getting it

[twin flower]

Lotta weapons I want in DT but it prolly wont happen

[limpid vigil]

like a hammer for oggy

[cosmic burrow]

lower your expectations and play deadlock

[twin flower]

I already play Deadlock

[cosmic burrow]

no that has a case for happening

[twin flower]

also fuck Celeste

[cosmic burrow]

play more

there was a update

[twin flower]

I shall

[limpid vigil]

why do you hate the strawberry trans climbing game?

[twin flower]

There is? what about

[cosmic burrow]

in deadlock

like the small patches they put out constantly

[twin flower]

wuh? different game

[twin flower]

what changed I meant, aside from Celeste coming out

did they nerf her already

[limpid vigil]

then wich celeste did ya mean?

[cosmic burrow]

deadlock.wiki celeste look it up

[cosmic burrow]

likely

[limpid vigil]

oh the transphobic horse girl

[cosmic burrow]

why transphobic

mate

learn to think less hatefully

[twin flower]

[limpid vigil]

she calls pocket he

[twin flower]

Pocket is a he

What you mean

[low wharf]

How is celeste trans?

Its just a platformer

[cosmic burrow]

pocket is a man

and mina was his wife to be

[twin flower]

sadge twist of fate

I like what she says if she kills pocket tho

Just straight up "I hate you"

[cosmic burrow]

Arin Fairfax also know as pocket

[winged oasis]

madeline in celeste is trans yeuh

[limpid vigil]

i thought they were non binary?

[winged oasis]

https://celestegame.fandom.com/wiki/Madeline

[twin flower]

[cosmic burrow]

thats was people spewing shit

[twin flower]

bro does not play deadlock

[cosmic burrow]

remember this is 1920 new york

tolerance is non existent

[limpid vigil]

tbh i just started and i only knew celeste from a meme

[winged oasis]

it's also 1920s new york with demons and witchcraft

[cosmic burrow]

yes

[winged oasis]

https://deadlock.wiki/Pocket

the wiki lists their pronouns as they/them?

[cosmic burrow]

idk who edits this

in game lore bit implies he is a man

[winged oasis]

there are literally 10 references linked to their pronouns

[cosmic burrow]

and wants to keep his identiry secret

[winged oasis]

other deadlock heroes use them

is this bait

[cosmic burrow]

idk

like i always called pocket per him

or frog lover

[winged oasis]

bait or genuine ignorance

[cosmic burrow]

i mean its rather implied has he was a man

[limpid vigil]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadlockTheGame/comments/1r0lrm6/in_light_of_recent_voice_lines/

[cosmic burrow]

to be maried to Mina HA

[twin flower]

idk get why its such a big deal, hes clearly a dude

[limpid vigil]

this is the only thing i knew celeste from

[twin flower]

Just from the tidbits from the lore itself

[limpid vigil]

apologies for starting this i did not mean to.

[cosmic burrow]

celeste is a menace

in game

[knotty terrace]

i've seen allot of people lately in oce tryna be a stealth vet while i enjoy the challenge ya cant beat someone who being a stealth vet since the original class system rework

[cosmic burrow]

appropriate for a circus entertainer

[winged oasis]

idk what else people use stealth vet for, i just use stealth vet for more powerful shredder frags

[twin flower]

that shield of hers is too stronk

[limpid vigil]

Again rly sry

[winged oasis]

oh celeste deadlock not celeste the climbing game

[limpid vigil]

yeah

[long sigil]

buff hive scum?

[twin flower]

i thought you saw us say it was deadlock

[long sigil]

why only hive scum?

[limpid vigil]

in most material it is heavily implied that the protagonist of celeste is trans as well as the creator confirming she is in a 2020 interview

[winged oasis]

im a darktide operative what the fuck is reading

[winged oasis]

vro fell for it too

[crimson crane]

I wish they added an internal cooldown for crusher overhead attacks

[twin flower]

youre reading right now

[crimson crane]

4 overhead attacks in row with final toll messed me up

[limpid vigil]

As in ?

[winged oasis]

the mace weapon family would be cool if they didn't have a long cooldown on the shock special

[limpid vigil]

@winged oasis i got corrected about the celeste we were talking abt

so i knew

[winged oasis]

the power weapon family can charge up pretty fast but maces and crushers cant, wtf

[astral basin]

I am desperate to learn what the sample selection was for the literacy rate study
Bc ik it has to be a specific group. But every day i cant help but believe that its more true to the general public

[winged oasis]

we finished the timeline thingy darktide made right

the one involving hive gangers

[limpid vigil]

Madeline (the protagonist of celeste) is also dating Theo's sister (the photography enthusiast character)

[twin flower]

dunno why they just couldnt call it gangers instead its scum

[limpid vigil]

but that was from a spinoff

[cosmic burrow]

welp

apollo is the last to come out

not surprising

[limpid vigil]

i mean he is kinda a walking cliche

[cosmic burrow]

a crown prince of ixia

[limpid vigil]

i mean i do know that and that is part of it

[twin flower]

with the fencing sword thing he's prolly gonna be a parry type imo

[cosmic burrow]

i was quite certain lust would make people vote for silver

but rem won first

[twin flower]

just for the giggles i guess

[limpid vigil]

a prince of a country , is good at fencing , and is presented as cocky and vain

[cosmic burrow]

if only a country

52nd state of the us

[limpid vigil]

wait it's the state right?

yeah

[winged oasis]

wtf

[trail bramble]

there are more people who like little guys than people who like women
so it is written

[cosmic burrow]

i like dangerous women

[twin flower]

It does say Hot Mess as one of her like descriptions on the hero select

[nocturne bloom]

I like being in danger

[winged oasis]

whats up with the non paid psyker cosmetics being, pretty top heavy

[twin flower]

someone named danger walks in

[winged oasis]

like their torso and esp the shoulders are really armored in some of the items

[limpid vigil]

a prince , is good at fencing , and is presented as cocky and vain. Don't tell me you have not seen a thousand of those on tv

[winged oasis]

i havent watched a lot of tv

[cosmic burrow]

and everyone expected venator to be religious fanatic

[nocturne bloom]

Fantasy game
White dude, blonde hair, blue eyes, greatsword

[cosmic burrow]

hes here because he has a job to do

[limpid vigil]

I hope im wrong tho

[cosmic burrow]

apollo is red has dark hair brown eyes and wields a rapier

[twin flower]

he sounds so calm as well

[nocturne bloom]

Im glad I wasnt talking about him

[limpid vigil]

I mean true but at least venator's character is not such a common archetype (except for 40k i guess)

[trail bramble]

Venator is way too soft spoken for 40k

anyway, have faith in valve, their writers can cook

[twin flower]

yeah just look at Lash's lore

[cosmic burrow]

Father Quinn Rourke is a goat

but lets not forget THE G.O.A.T

[limpid vigil]

like sincerly so

[twin flower]

Ya boy Billy

[limpid vigil]

bcuz that would be so basic for a fencing character

[limpid vigil]

that priest from the new blood game faith?

father garcia iirc

[cosmic burrow]

nope

i mean billy

[twin flower]

The actual Goat

[cosmic burrow]

deadlock is a shooter at heart

[limpid vigil]

idk who is billy but damn i would like to

ah

just got it

[cosmic burrow]

deadlock.wiki

[limpid vigil]

when you mentioned deadlock i knew

my brain had to catch up a bit

anyway again rly sorry for starting the deadlock convo that way

[cosmic burrow]

shutup and own it

[twin flower]

dont think it was even you, it was that other apollo guy wasnt it

[limpid vigil]

...but by apologizing i just did?

like im confused here

[twin flower]

its joever

[cosmic burrow]

you never know when enemy will strike

[trail bramble]

eh the moba part is more of the game, even if the game has schmovement

[limpid vigil]

nah it was me , i did not know deadlock had a character named celeste so i was wondering why the hate for the game , turns out i knew the character but only from a meme making fun of her kinda being transphobic kinda but not really. And that was it

[trail bramble]

??

[limpid vigil]

that other apollo guy also confused the character with the game

[limpid vigil]

it is about deadlock

[low wharf]

Ye i played it on release, but nothing in game at the time implied it because the journey of confronting herself takes precedent. And the thing about her dating the other characters sister got added in a seperate update way later

[trail bramble]

can you take another run at that sentence your grammar lost me

[twin flower]

we already said it was from deadlock, but bro doesnt read apparently

[trail bramble]

I have no idea what you're saying about Celeste

[limpid vigil]

imma just show you the meme

[limpid vigil]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadlockTheGame/comments/1r0lrm6/in_light_of_recent_voice_lines/

im saying that i did not know the name of the character but i only knew her from this meme

[true wyvern]

Sup dudes and dudets 🤘🫡

[limpid vigil]

i mean the dating part was implied in an update but im fairly certain the confirmation came in the 3d spinoff

[trail bramble]

ahhhhh I get you now

[limpid vigil]

but yeah

cool game

i just found some more info on the pocket situation but i don't wanna start this convo again

so im not gonna

but im gonna enjoy playing deadlock and darktide

[knotty terrace]

number of things revives, doing the objective, clutching if you time your stealth CD just right to rez teammates, aggro dumping which i do not advice, gaining toughness back

thats to name a few things off the top of my head

[sleek harness]

When going invisible is actually useful

[limpid vigil]

are you asking or saying?

[sleek harness]

Does it look like I am asking

[limpid vigil]

kinda yeah

[limpid vigil]

it could go either way

[knotty terrace]

the suppression on stealth vet use to provide stagger apon leaving stealth as well

and was enough to stagger crushers if i remember correctly

[limpid vigil]

stealth vet be like : if visible - don't

[jaunty path]

[knotty terrace]

i mean stealth alone in darktide is very versatile just look at zealot for example

[jaunty path]

Yesh

Yea

Its fun

Kill bosses

Pick up friends who're down

[knotty terrace]

precisely

[limpid vigil]

damn do i feel that

[sleek harness]

I should have put : then

How foolish of me

[limpid vigil]

i had to know for sure cuz if you were asking i had a funny response

[sleek harness]

Why does this demon has no mouth or teeth

[limpid vigil]

they are overworked

[astral basin]

Hmmmmm

[jaunty path]

She's tired

[sleek harness]

Demons get their mouths removed when they are tired?

That's dumb

[knotty terrace]

i mean that extra 10 seconds that low profile provides is nothing to sneeze at while yes you are dumping aggro onto teammates which people hate but its good for getting objectives and whatever done if you're stealth ends

[sleek harness]

Which is

[limpid vigil]

nah , but office work may make one feel like it has no mouth and it must screan

[limpid vigil]

When going invisible is actually useful? When you are visible

[sleek harness]

This feels like a dad pun

[limpid vigil]

i had to take over pun duties since my dad does not want to make em

[somber stream]

:[

[limpid vigil]

so far it has been a punderful time

[teal token]

Is the patch up yet?

[sleek harness]

Hive scum became stronger

[limpid vigil]

yeah

[sleek harness]

Also theres a new part to the left on the hub

Probably a new thing is going to be added

[teal token]

I don't have ..

[sleek harness]

Have money

[limpid vigil]

as on oggy main - pls let it be the canteen

the rations room

the food storage

[astral basin]

Punny time

[limpid vigil]

what is the grooviest concept in mathematics?

[astral basin]

Eh?

[sleek harness]

What

[limpid vigil]

Log-a-rythms!

[winged oasis]

i hate hunting grounds so much

ANNYTHING THAT SPAMS POX HOUNDS

[sleek harness]

You hate dogs?

[sleek harness]

How evil of you

Like, do you have any soul at all?

[winged oasis]

shut

[sleek harness]

[astral basin]

I have a fear of dogs

[limpid vigil]

Why do IRS agents need longer vacations?

||because their job is very taxing||

[astral basin]

They don’t typically drop a deuce at the sight of one but like
I have no desire to get to know them

Hmmmmmm

[somber stream]

Did you got chased around by one as a kid

[astral basin]

Toddler trauma i have no memory of
Retriever pup hip checked me off some wooden steps, caught my head on the corner of a concrete step stone. Mother was more concerned w the drag of her pipe
Father told this story a handful of times

[somber stream]

Jeez...

Bet it was to paint how bad of a person the other party is instead of worrying about their kid as well

[astral basin]

A bit of both

[somber stream]

I'm a cat person but, dogs are great

One day, maybe

[astral basin]

Cats are absolutely great

Ive been craving ownership of one for a hot minute

[cosmic burrow]

cats a liquid

[astral basin]

Bol

[cosmic burrow]

and a assholes sometimes

[somber stream]

Mine dunked on a pitbull while trying to 'protect' me at a park once lol

[astral basin]

Lmao

[cosmic burrow]

my uncles cat was a lovebug

[somber stream]

You know how people said parents name their kids after qualities they wanted them to grow up to?

Well i named her 'Kishi'. Means a knight or samurai

Think she took it a bit too well

[cosmic burrow]

i would like to have a maine coon

abig motherfucker

[teal token]

Sponsor me?

[somber stream]

Lotsa furr

[cosmic burrow]

but then i would also like to have a big dog

like a newfoundland

[astral basin]

“Bears have no concept of intimidation. To them, you dont square up unless you know you have the capability of taking out the other party. Which is why a pissed off cat will scare them up trees: they dont know wtf the tiny terror can do, and they dont intend to find out.”

Some bs i heard somewhere

[sleek harness]

You would have to be lucky

[lyric frigate]

TOTAL PSYKER DEATH!!!!

[sleek harness]

This guy wants to destroy Emperor's food supply

[cosmic burrow]

time to start farming psykers then