general-chat

[drowsy prawn]

he said boobs are not important

get him

[main zephyr]

[cosmic burrow]

This server has very high concetration of furries and lgbt people.

Simple facts

[astral laurel]

I never said that. My insinuation is to be careful how far you go because mods can get a little miffed about some kinds of talk

[main zephyr]

could be worse

[clever mantle]

I have adhd and ocd, so intrusive thoughts are always a problem. As such I have sorted them into categories and named them so I can manage them

[astral laurel]

But yes Perse is hot in multiple ways and I'm glad folks like her

[cosmic burrow]

I dont have a special internet persona

I just have a beard

[clever mantle]

THEY ARE AND GEESE HAVE NEVER FORGOTTEN THIS

[cosmic burrow]

And cap that says fuck

[hidden whale]

I have a buttered potato cat

[astral laurel]

Geese aren't scary. They try to intimidate you but you just gotta keep going and not let them get to you. I've walked straight through entire flocks without them doing anything but hiss and spread their wings to look bigger.

[tired steeple]

Is there more art of her? Like a twitter or something?

Big fan of the bird knockers

[astral laurel]

I don't have twitter

and I'm not going to share anything here because I don't need to break any rules

[clever mantle]

Idk what geese you are getting but the Canadian Geese that come around here for migrations are E V I L. And they bite

[astral laurel]

What's stopping you from making one.

[tired steeple]

Oh well

Saw your thing about beating cancer earlier

That’s awesome

[astral laurel]

I live in Canada. They're angry little goobers but they're more scared of me than I am of them

I mean it helps that I don't scare easy

[cosmic burrow]

Im not a furry

And dont need one

[astral laurel]

who said anything about it being a furry

You could make anything to represent you online

[cosmic burrow]

I have that already

[astral laurel]

You could be an animated tea cup with a Scottish accent

[clever mantle]

Maybe they are meaner because they are in America and we are not the nicest to them.

[astral laurel]

Maybe

They can sense your fear though

I think that part of it is that I'm a bigger bird than they are and they know it.

Bearded vultures are one of the larger species of bird

[clever mantle]

I try to respect their space but I do have a very ironic mutual aggression pack with the species

[astral laurel]

lol

[cosmic burrow]

Being a bird is fine and dandy

Being hit by a shotgun is not

Let heretics suffer

[clever mantle]

At least geese aren't emus

[astral laurel]

Shit by a shotgun

Emus are silly

[cosmic burrow]

I have fat fingers ok

Emus need to be shot on sight

Hate those fuckers in rimworld

[astral laurel]

cassowary. Now that's a bird to be wary of.

[cosmic burrow]

100% revenge rate

[cosmic burrow]

Big claws

[astral laurel]

yes

[clever mantle]

The great Emu war in Australia tho

[astral laurel]

fun times

[clever mantle]

Emu is tasty

[clever mantle]

I love them from very far away.

[astral laurel]

understandable

[cosmic burrow]

I prefer cats and large dogs

[astral laurel]

my housemate's cat doesn't like me

But I like most animals

Jonathan knows what he did.

[clever mantle]

I started chatting here as it is the running theory that you have to have a certain amount of chats to use attachments and I want to post pictures of my cats.

[hazy kestrel]

100 or so

[clever mantle]

Their goes my social battery for the next few weeks

BUT IT IS WORTH IT

Because I read the resources here and would like to pay my usage tax in cat photos

[cosmic burrow]

Bribe

[clever mantle]

Or i guess, show my support in cat photos? Idk

[astral laurel]

Eh, I just let her be

She picks the times she wants to be friendly

I'm new so

[cosmic burrow]

First yap abit until your name becomes orange/red

[clever mantle]

In my experience, that is the best way to go. Respect their boundaries and sometimes leave offerings if desired

[cosmic burrow]

@astral laurel my uncle could do anything with his cat

[whole glade]

is it bad that i designed the 2nd legions primarch to be sorta fem?

[astral laurel]

That's cool

[cosmic burrow]

Bless his soul.

[astral laurel]

You could just make them a woman Koz

[whole glade]

i sorta based it on warmommies design from For Honor

[outer jasper]

fulgrim is suing you bro 🥀

[cosmic burrow]

Fulgrim V0.5?

[astral laurel]

We can have females in 40k it's allowed

The chuds don't know shit

[cosmic burrow]

May interest you in r/primarchgfs?

[hazy kestrel]

My cousin’s cat is one that just does its own thing. It occasionally bumps into my shins and rubs its fur on them.

It also just stares.

[astral laurel]

That's how cats be

[whole glade]

hes not a woman, hes just really fem....

[whole glade]

fem russ and logar my beloved...

[astral laurel]

That's fair too I'm just saying that the chuds are shit and we can have female primarchs and custodes and space marines if we want.

They just can't be xenos or robots

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah cool

[clever mantle]

I have an issue woth the fact that they just take adolescent boys instead of having a monitored breeding program as the reason marines are only male is because of the genetic modifications

[whole glade]

like i made the armor with claws and alotta sharp yet realistic plating

[astral laurel]

I mean that's because it's grim and dark, though there is canon art of female space marine aspirants

And we have models of female custodes

[cosmic burrow]

Idk my uncles cat was very affectionate. Especially after his first life saving. Grandma used a old teick to get him to eat. Scrabled egg but not cooked. We though he will eat the bowl too

[clever mantle]

This is true, I was very happy that the mobile game Tacticus has a female custodes.

[cosmic burrow]

Send it in on. #darktide-fan-art

[whole glade]

its not le drawn yet broham....its still concepts

[cosmic burrow]

Then shut up and draw

[outer jasper]

I havent played the game in a while last I remember they had a sister of silence

[whole glade]

erm...im still making lore for his legion and a backup plan in case i need to make it a chapter and not a legion

[astral laurel]

If only we had canon art of felinids

But you know at this point that no matter what they make the felinids look like they're going to piss someone off.

[clever mantle]

Yeah, she's new and is actually one of my favorites.

[outer jasper]

alfabusa is right about what felinids look like and we need them in darktide

[cosmic burrow]

Remind me how did they look?

[astral laurel]

Personally I want felinids to be either kemono with just the ears and tail or full on furry with digitigrade legs but that might be too far from human

[whole glade]

i sorta based him off 16th century knights and latin american and Biblical versions of death, but sorta vampiric

[outer jasper]

please pelase PLEASE LOOK UP HTE VIDEO

[restive jetty]

hey im trying to unlock my buddy the ability to skip the campaign for other characters is there any way for him to see which campaign missions he missed in the special assignment are cause hes 16/17 for the completion

[outer jasper]

I watched it at like 2 am years ago and the reveal still kills me

[cosmic burrow]

Like to options are humans but leaner faster with ears and tail. Or just khajiit

[cosmic burrow]

Dont have time for that

[outer jasper]

cat with long neck and human head

[cosmic burrow]

Ah

[outer jasper]

its what I imagine barneys dream about the cat was the focus

[cosmic burrow]

He either skips it just after character creation or go to the barber for personality scourge

[restive jetty]

right but hes new so he doesnt get that option till he finishes the campaign first

[cosmic burrow]

Then he needs to finish it

First time

[restive jetty]

bruh....thats the problem

[cosmic burrow]

On One character only

[clever mantle]

Hmm, they should unlock in order now and there should be 18 if im not mistaken

[cosmic burrow]

You know you can play campaing with him

Its not a problem

[clever mantle]

On the mission screen at the bottom right hand corner it should say "special missions" or something like that and it will have just the story in a line

He should be able to see there which one is next

[restive jetty]

i know that he has 16/17 done he needs one more to finish to get the option to skip im asking is there anyway to tell which mission he hasnt completed

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

The post mission cutscene wont be available for replay

[whole glade]

I HATE DRAWING I HATE DRAWING I HATE DRAWING I HATE DRAWING I HATE DRAWING I HATE DRAWING

[clever mantle]

Bro I feel that

[restive jetty]

what is wierd is he has All of the post mission cutscenes and missions played yet it still says hes missing one we went through all of them idk how it isnt unlocking >

[whole glade]

why yall text seggs

[clever mantle]

On the mission screen at the bottom right hand corner it should say "special missions" or something like that and it will have just the story in a line

[restive jetty]

yea thats what we are looking at he has all of em done but it says 16/17 missions completed

[cosmic burrow]

Send me the picture in dms

[clever mantle]

Did he did do the last one with the ritual in the cathedral?

[astral laurel]

I dunno if it's worth worrying too much about

[restive jetty]

yea we replayed dark communion just to make sure

[clever mantle]

.... that is weird. I am concerned

[rain pilot]

What's your favourite way of killing your enemies

[cosmic burrow]

Ascension riser

[rain pilot]

blade or blunt

[clever mantle]

Shovel

[astral laurel]

eat their femurs

[cosmic burrow]

Both

[rain pilot]

I like blunt

Nothing like giving internal bleeding

[rain pilot]

and broken ribs

[hazy kestrel]

Bonk!

[astral laurel]

So I forgot to put this can of stout back in the fridge and now it's warm should I drink it chat

[clever mantle]

Usually the act of eating their femur doesn't usually kill people, the removal of the femur and the resulting blood loss does

[astral laurel]

Yes but that is still death

[clever mantle]

DEPENDS ON THE KIND OF BEER

[astral laurel]

imperial stout.

12%, heavy notes of coffee and bourbon.

[rain pilot]

drink

[astral laurel]

Also aged FOUR YEARS

[cosmic burrow]

Imperial stout that i drink tastes like chocolate

[astral laurel]

So you know it's going to be SMOOTH

[lean mesa]

if they haven't played much so far you can check some of the mission-related penances and see what you've never cleared

[rain pilot]

beer can go bad

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

[astral laurel]

Not if it's strong enough and kept cool

[dire kayak]

i love dark communion

[astral laurel]

This can has been kept cool and is very strong.

[rain pilot]

oh nu

[cosmic burrow]

Kept from sunlight

[rain pilot]

the weed brownie

[astral laurel]

It's a can, it's not going to see sun

[rain pilot]

it's kicking in

[astral laurel]

Well it is time to crack it

[teal token]

Is there a way to cheese the Karnek twin fight?

[dire kayak]

get me to help

[astral laurel]

Not really

[hazy kestrel]

The bell skip for the walk.

[restive jetty]

yea we have that one to

[dire kayak]

thats how you cheese it

[astral laurel]

Just gotta be dodgy

[clever mantle]

I mean is it a nitro stout or a regular stout

[astral laurel]

regular stout

[hazy kestrel]

Bring your dancing shoes to tango with Rinda.

[rain pilot]

I just unloaded on them

[astral laurel]

Honestly

It's sweeter at room temp

[bleak sleet]

Yeah

[teal token]

I try that but it didn't work?

[clever mantle]

Usually stout are best cold but they are good warm if they are actually quality

[hazy kestrel]

You need everyone to ring it.

Minimum 2 people in a squad required

[astral laurel]

They're usually best at around 10C

[clever mantle]

I find nitros very weird with the mouth feel if they aren't really cold

[astral laurel]

Only nitro I've had is guinness

[teal token]

She chased me around the Mortis map and I can't scratch\ that off...

[astral laurel]

And it's baby's first stout

[teal token]

[hazy kestrel]

Also, what difficulty?

[teal token]

Ah no wonder...

[teal token]

Auric?

Also the no mine trigger

[hazy kestrel]

You torturing yourself for a specific penance?

[teal token]

Perhaps?

[hazy kestrel]

Best to complete all but the hard mode one on uprising pal.

[clever mantle]

I've had several nitros, most local brews but I would preferably o ly have them in draft because they get kind of flat tasting after being canned or bottled

[teal token]

I see

[astral laurel]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I just like good beer

[hazy kestrel]

The hard mode penance requires damnation difficulty or auric anyways.

[rain pilot]

I prefer lagers

[astral laurel]

I don't drink a lot

[rain pilot]

I do

:3

[clever mantle]

My love of beer is matched only by my love of cats and food

[teal token]

Damation threat good enough?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[rain pilot]

yeah

[astral laurel]

I spent two years avoiding alcohol because of the whole "Your tongue is mutant and trying to kill you"

[hazy kestrel]

But the other penances are easiest on uprising

[teal token]

Anyone wanna help me dance with them?

[astral laurel]

Doc said to avoid alcohol because it makes cancer worse.

[teal token]

[cosmic burrow]

I may send in my beer collection

[astral laurel]

So I did

[hazy kestrel]

I would, but it’s late

Maybe tomorrow?

[rain pilot]

the alcohol is for the horrors of the world I shouldn't have learned

[hidden whale]

how

this is the internet

[clever mantle]

I feel that but for different things. There are a lot of foods I can't have because of my intestine

[astral basin]

Beer will expire
Cask/batch aging and fridge aging are two separate things

[teal token]

Dunno...

[rain pilot]

expiration dates are how bold you are

[astral laurel]

Yes it will expire but it'll last longer than 4 years in the case of a 12% stout in a sealed can in the fridge

[rain pilot]

do it

drink

drink

drink

[astral laurel]

I'm halfway through the can dude

[rain pilot]

more

[clever mantle]

Depends, is it good beer or silly industrial nonsense like budweizer

[astral laurel]

patience. This stuff is heavy

[astral basin]

Your 12 year bottle of wine?
Not suddenly a 22 year bc you held onto it for 10 years
Thats disolved sludge now

[rain pilot]

12 ain't heavy

[astral laurel]

Heavy meaning it's weighty. It's thick. It's filling.

[rain pilot]

ah

[clever mantle]

Don't listen to Joe, chugging stouts is a travesty

[astral laurel]

Also that

[cosmic burrow]

I dont drink piss wster

[rain pilot]

I don't chug

[astral laurel]

It's a stout, you are to enjoy stouts

[rain pilot]

It sort of just

disappears

[cosmic burrow]

Alright

Check ogryn xhat for beer collection

[rain pilot]

hell yeah

[clever mantle]

Then yes. I was attempting to tone down my inherent judgement of those types of "beers" but yes, they are piss water and are an insult to the great human tradition of beer crafting

[astral laurel]

polish beers

[cosmic burrow]

Yup

[astral laurel]

I drink Canadian beers mostly

[rain pilot]

Should I eat another brownie?

[astral laurel]

I like a good Belgian Trappist ale

[rain pilot]

I am also Canuck

[astral laurel]

Innis And Gunn is also REALLY good and they're Scottish

[nocturne bloom]

i dump jack daniels lynchburg in my lemonade gamersupps

[astral laurel]

If I showed off what I'm drinking now it'd dox me because it's only found in a specific area

[clever mantle]

I am a slut for st bernardus omg

[rain pilot]

I like putting a shot of whiskey in my beers

[cosmic burrow]

I just get what my alcohol shop sells

[rain pilot]

I wish I could afford the whiskey for it right now

[astral laurel]

I usually go straight to the brewer

[rain pilot]

I should make honey wine again

[astral laurel]

My town has uh... 5 craft breweries and 2 craft distilleries as well as a major brewer

Said major brewer is actually one of the better ones

[cosmic burrow]

Good for

Not a case for me

[clever mantle]

My city has a lot but many only make IPAs >.<

[astral laurel]

IPAs are good but I can understand the need for variety.

[rain pilot]

If you are Canuck and near that many distilleries.

Ontario?

[cosmic burrow]

Ipas wre awful

[astral laurel]

Yeah Ontario

[rain pilot]

Same

[cosmic burrow]

i dont like those

[astral laurel]

That's not really telling because like 80% of Canadians are from Ontario

[clever mantle]

Right?! I have had one IPA that didn't make me gag

[astral laurel]

I like the hops

[rain pilot]

I met people mostly from Alberta

[astral laurel]

I'm sorry

[clever mantle]

My issue is that they often hide poor brewing behind "hoppiness"

[rain pilot]

I am in Niagara Falls

[astral laurel]

I like Niagara Falls

[rain pilot]

I like the Falls itself but not the town

[astral laurel]

yeah

[rain pilot]

Too much crime

[cosmic burrow]

good beer may have 12% and you wont feel it

bad beer will taste like flavored vodka

[astral laurel]

IPAs are supposed to be hoppy though

[clever mantle]

This right here.

[astral laurel]

They're hoppy for the same reason imperial stouts are high apv

[cosmic burrow]

yea hand they taste fucking awful

not my taste

[astral laurel]

To survive the trip from England to India/Russia respectively

[clever mantle]

There is a difference between having hoppy notes and being so hoppy your face caves in

[astral laurel]

More hops for bird!

[rain pilot]

Bone Shakers for the court jester

[clever mantle]

I love a lot of hoppy german beers

[astral laurel]

Bone Shakers are pretty good

[nocturne bloom]

bad beer tastes like great value bread imo

[astral laurel]

Flying Monkeys also has some really fun beers

[rain pilot]

bud light tastes like piss

[ancient violet]

What do you think the grain is?

[cosmic burrow]

sawdust

[nocturne bloom]

add some zap to it mate

dun gotta be bland

[clever mantle]

Im having a Sixth Glass Quad by Boulevard Brewing

[cosmic burrow]

i dont have that much beer left

[astral laurel]

I have two cans in the fridge

[cosmic burrow]

1 honey beer and one lager

[nocturne bloom]

i hadnt drank in over 2 months before yesterday

was nice

[cosmic burrow]

then after im healthy again then adventure to the alco schop

and then i have 14 bottles that i will drink though 3 months

[astral basin]

Tried an alcohol cake for my birthday some time ago
It was
Mid af

[nocturne bloom]

my grandma makes amazing jack brownies

[clever mantle]

... I think i drink to much then....

[cosmic burrow]

idk if they ship to canada likely not. but in Poland theres subscription available for kraft beer

12 beer a month

its called kraftbox

[rain pilot]

I can drink that in a night

[cosmic burrow]

7liters of beer in one night

[astral laurel]

good name

[cosmic burrow]

damn bro

[nocturne bloom]

i only drink on the weekend

[rain pilot]

I don't do it often

I can do

keyword can

[clever mantle]

My liver hurts for yours

[cosmic burrow]

i drink one and have plenty enough

[rain pilot]

Irish genes

[nocturne bloom]

most ill do is a 6 pack of country cocktail

its just a relaxation thing

[rain pilot]

I had six beers today and I am almost sober

[nocturne bloom]

yea that happens if you sip it

[rain pilot]

well sober from the beer. the weeb brownie is fucking me up

[rain pilot]

I enjoy my lagers

[astral laurel]

just remember that alcohol is bad for you and that moderation is best if you're not willing to abstain completely.

Yes I know that's a buzz kill but I have had cancer and alcohol is a carcinogen

[rain pilot]

My wallet is my limit and let me say. I got a very small limit

[nocturne bloom]

im aware, im just saying people that say they drink a lot without getting drunk are people who sip

[cosmic burrow]

https://kraftbox.beer heres the site

[astral laurel]

I don't speak Italian sorry dude

[rain pilot]

I had the buzz going and then getting a beer once it starts to fade

[cosmic burrow]

its not italian

[astral laurel]

(I am aware it's Polish don't kill me)

[rain pilot]

oh nooooooo

the brownie is in full force

tyoing harder

[astral laurel]

(I mean you can't kill me, I'm VERY tough to kill.)

[rain pilot]

Love. Not war

[lilac crag]

hi lamia

[rain pilot]

☮️

[astral laurel]

There is no war here

Unless you brought it with you.

[rain pilot]

I have no enemies

[rain pilot]

other than bureaucrats

[astral basin]

Fireball. A familiar friend
I know a good time will be had if shooting those is an option

[nocturne bloom]

i played terraria for 12 hours today

[clever mantle]

They has me at "life is too short to drink bad beer"

[rain pilot]

sapphire gin

[cosmic burrow]

yep

and belly is not from beer its for beer

[rain pilot]

Gin is tasty

too tasty

[cosmic burrow]

i dont like gin

taste like pine

[rain pilot]

Shitty hangovers though

[rain pilot]

bad gin

not good gin

[clever mantle]

DUDES I CAN USE EMOJI REACTS NOW

[cosmic burrow]

bought a asg deagle

is fun

you can send photos

on ther chats

[clever mantle]

VICTORY IS MINE

IN THE NAME OF CATS I HAVE PREVAILED

[cosmic burrow]

#pet-tide

[clever mantle]

I shall grace this world with cats then actually go play Darktide lol

[rain pilot]

bro I am going through the warp right now

[clever mantle]

Also, you have good taste in beer

[rain pilot]

brooooooo

[clever mantle]

I have failed

[cosmic burrow]

raciborskie is good

[cosmic burrow]

embed fail

no gifs here

[clever mantle]

fine then

[rain pilot]

do you want an adult brownie bro?

[cosmic burrow]

class chats however

gifs and pictures are a go

[rain pilot]

shouldn't have told me that

after the edible kicked in

ye yeeeeeeeeee

[dire kayak]

i love brownies

[fleet steeple]

Hello, is anyone’s cartel flavour total missions not increasing ?

[rain pilot]

they will fuck you up :3

[lilac crag]

goober!!

[rain pilot]

hotline

[dire kayak]

i like the ones with the sprinkles

they taste nice

[fleet steeple]

I seem to be stuck at 8 missions

[dire kayak]

haiiiii >w<

[lilac crag]

eelloooo

how goes it goob

[tired steeple]

Hello alexander

[dire kayak]

im like a 5/10

[lilac crag]

hi magos!! it's been a bit how are you

[lilac crag]

this could change

what's with the countdown by the way? birthday soon?

[tired steeple]

I’m good

How are you

[rain pilot]

agreed

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

something like that

[rough verge]

I beat my first auric which means I am better than all of you :]

[rain pilot]

with thick chocolate spread on top

[dire kayak]

FUCK HOW DID THEY DO IT

[lilac crag]

lil bit concerning, hope you're good oomf

[dire kayak]

THOSE ARE IMPOSSIBLE

[lilac crag]

iiiii live

[rough verge]

3 stack and meta build :[

[lilac crag]

have not been good for the past weeks or so

[fleet steeple]

Do you have to do an event mission in different areas for the count to go up? Or just 10 in total

[cosmic burrow]

yeah cool

[tired steeple]

Oh what’s wrong

[rain pilot]

I haven't reached auric yet

[cosmic burrow]

no just the mission with the inquisition symbol

[lilac crag]

rather not get into it that much

could ask in dms, later

[clever mantle]

Just have to be labeled as Event

[rain pilot]

damnation is filtering me with a life lesson

I have to learn to carry my own team

[fleet steeple]

I’ve done heaps but it’s not going over 8 though

[rain pilot]

to the finishline

I understand now

[drowsy prawn]

what's it like in damnation 🤔

[dire kayak]

hell

[rain pilot]

pain

[tired steeple]

I may. You were always first to ask about me so it’s only fair

[rough verge]

It feels like damnation is rng. Sometimes theres not a lot of specials and you have a goated team and sometimes you just get invited to the Diddy party

[drowsy prawn]

is it really that bad, haven't played damn in forever

[lilac crag]

ur one of the handful awesome people around here plus you're just enjoyable 2 be around

[rain pilot]

damnation is one of two things

1. you need to lock the fuck in

[clever mantle]

Weird, I know they only count on success but it should count any that you do successfully

[idle marten]

It's who your playing with, damnation is hard but doable if your not that bad

[rough verge]

Well im relatively new(just hit 50 hours yesterday) so im not the best

[rain pilot]

2. You are the A TEAM

[dire kayak]

okay real question

[fleet steeple]

Yeah I don’t know what’s going on

[dire kayak]

joe ogryn vs homelander

[idle marten]

Ogryn

Never watched the boys btw

[rain pilot]

Ogryn

[dire kayak]

joe ogryn just pulls his arms off

easy

[rain pilot]

Rock

[idle marten]

So bored rn

[shell night]

This pox gas even sucks

[rough verge]

Homelander is weaker superman who got his ass beat by the first competent boxer who had temporary powers

[idle marten]

I like the event

[shell night]

Cartel's favors? Awesome. Pox gas? Sucks butt.

[lilac crag]

they could take a space marine

I'm sure they could do that too

[rough verge]

A helldiver could solo space marine

(500kg))

[shell night]

Yeah they could solo die against one

[rain pilot]

I am ready to party up but I am also stoned as hell dog

and I am eating another brownie

[rough verge]

Playing darktide drunk is the biggest test to your nervous system
-some youtuber

[warm maple]

You would need the heaviest weapon possible for a Helldiver to get through the armor probably

[rain pilot]

That is just zealot

[warm maple]

Not sure what

[rough verge]

Tau Railguns can reliably kill a space marine

[rain pilot]

helldivers vs the rejects

[rough verge]

The writing is really just "whatever fits the vibe" tho

[dire kayak]

ogryn kills all of them

no diff

[rain pilot]

6 helldivers vs one of each reject

both sides are at their peak

[tired steeple]

thank you

mm the rejects

helldivers die in like 3 hits

[rain pilot]

how many lives do you think the helldivers have?

rejects have a min 2 wounds

[astral laurel]

Honestly if we looked at how they operated without looking at game mechanics, it's a toss up

[rain pilot]

I never played helldivers 2

[astral laurel]

helldivers are not weaklings. They're very capable

[rain pilot]

I should give it a shot

[dire kayak]

alright alright hear me out on this one

belt-fed 500kg

[rain pilot]

psyker could possibly deal with the orbital support with bubble?

[tired steeple]

oh they have around 20 reinforcements

shared across the team

[astral laurel]

I will say that although the psyker exists, the fact that helldivers have orbital support is nasty.

[rain pilot]

the hive scum running at the helldivers like a cloaker from pay day 2

[astral laurel]

Hive Scum would appreciate the stims helldivers have

[dire kayak]

supplemental adrenaline is just the darktide armour

[twin dirge]

God it's tempting to get outrageously drunk

[rain pilot]

Alright

That is it

I am getting into warhammer 40k lore

I need to do this

[twin dirge]

Just remember that nurgle loves you

[dire kayak]

[astral laurel]

But you need to remember that helldivers have similar tech levels without all the weird religious bullshit, they're also fanatical, AND they have orbital support. So despite the rejects having a literal reality warper on their side, the helldivers have a notable advantage

[rain pilot]

loves me as much as a male model

[cosmic burrow]

ALSO GUYs

[rain pilot]

or a gold digger

[cosmic burrow]

any tricks to get my keyboard not greasy?

[twin dirge]

Paper towels

[astral laurel]

Wash it

[warm maple]

I think its a case of tau vs average warhammer melee combatant.

so if a Helldiver is in melee they die

[dire kayak]

i want to hug aki so bad

[rain pilot]

I will learn the lore of 40k through a mad method

[cosmic burrow]

go molest him

[astral laurel]

I beat up a devastator with a shovel once so

[warm maple]

how long did that take you lol

[astral laurel]

A few hits

[rain pilot]

I will read parts of the lore I will need for theoretical battles between other fiction

with this

it will stick in my head

I am a genuis

[astral laurel]

It was maybe 15-20 seconds of bashing it with the shovel as I muttered "I'm going to dig you a grave and lay you in it"

Scared the shit out of my teammate

[warm maple]

i think reject wins, melee 😛

Especially Ogryn

[astral laurel]

They have to get into melee

Through all the turrets and the CAS and orbital support

[rain pilot]

Veteran just snipes them with his las rifle

Like a true mence

[cosmic burrow]

lets not forget

imperial guard is not a meat for the slaughter

[rain pilot]

execution stance highlights ranged enemies with a point

[cosmic burrow]

teh are fucking highly trained

[rain pilot]

especailly a vet

[astral laurel]

Helldivers are somewhat more trained than SEAF

[cosmic burrow]

not the standard of IG

[astral laurel]

IG standards are variable depending on regiment

[rain pilot]

Helldivers would beat the humans of halo

[cosmic burrow]

im taking the poster boys

cadians

[astral laurel]

They would not stand a chance against Spartans and are about equivilant to ODSTs, Joe.

[cosmic burrow]

also mjolnir armour from halo is literally walking tank

spartan 2 variant even more so

[astral laurel]

I mean sure if you mean Cadians but like, there are penal regiments that have no training and just get a gun and pointed towards the enemy

[rough verge]

Im taking a sippy every time I get cc'd or downed

[rain pilot]

you know what

[cosmic burrow]

like later mjolnir armour degraded in quality iirc

[rain pilot]

Should I get helldivers the next time it's on sale?

[cosmic burrow]

dont

[astral laurel]

It's fine

[cosmic burrow]

its not really worth it imo

unless you want to join the whiniest bitches on the internet

[astral laurel]

it fluctuates in quality from time to time because Arrowhead tends to overtune the enemies and then responds by giving the players new gear and then introducing new overtuned enemies

[rain pilot]

I didn't get helldivers 2 at release because well I had a Deep Rock Galactic bug that time around

[cosmic burrow]

i bought eft on sale

played it a bit

[nocturne bloom]

i think you should get the game yourself and try instead of asking the most mixed review server ever tbf

[astral laurel]

DRG is also good. Any of the dwarves could straight solo an entire Reject squad though

[cosmic burrow]

but cant play it anymore because it stopped working for my friend

[nocturne bloom]

if its bad refund

refund is always an option on MS or Steam

[rain pilot]

2 hours is not enough to form an opinion

for me anyways

[cosmic burrow]

buy yourself wh40k boltgun or Selaco

good shooters

[rain pilot]

I have mullet mad jack

The best shooter

[nocturne bloom]

2 hours is enough to show you what hd2 has to offer

its more arcade than anything imo

scratches my itch and thats all i care about

[shut prairie]

Made a new veteran character, what's the most cadian build ever?

[rain pilot]

Post Void was an experience

[cosmic burrow]

wrong chat mate

[shut prairie]

+weapons and armor

[shut prairie]

Oh mb

[astral laurel]

Yeah ask in vet chat

[cosmic burrow]

also if any of you did not play system shock remake

please do

really good game

[rain pilot]

I own it

[cosmic burrow]

was really fun

[shut prairie]

I wanna play helldivers 2 but no money

[rain pilot]

I need to deal with some medical stuff before finishing the game

[cosmic burrow]

ah ok

[rain pilot]

Been playing alot of Predecessor

3rd person MOBA

I never yelled so much from a game in my life

Humanity is cooked

[cosmic burrow]

know it

wanna play deadlock?

[rain pilot]

haven't tried deadlock

[astral laurel]

I haven't played Deadlock in a long time

[cosmic burrow]

no wonder

its invite only

[rain pilot]

I have it

[cosmic burrow]

ah

[astral laurel]

has it changed much since they introduced the djinn user?

[rain pilot]

Just didn't give a fuck

[cosmic burrow]

6or12 new characters came in

new items

new mode

new models

[rain pilot]

Now Predecessor is a game I wanted to play

[cosmic burrow]

for existing characters

[rain pilot]

since I played Paragon

[cosmic burrow]

fun stuff

[cosmic burrow]

can show it to you if you want

[astral laurel]

No real point

I am going to sleep soon I think. Need to fight off this cold

[rain pilot]

Paragon is Predecessor before epic games thrown it away for the golden child named Fortnite

[cosmic burrow]

if only i had a cold instead of flu

[rain pilot]

Which is also why i don't like playing Fortnite

It took the one game I liked playing from me

[astral laurel]

feel better

You should also get some rest if you can

[rain pilot]

a hatred I had for years

[cosmic burrow]

woke up 2 hours ago its the morning

[astral laurel]

Dunno what time of day it is for you but rest helps fight the flu

[cosmic burrow]

didnt have much sleep

[rain pilot]

take away flu with flute

[cosmic burrow]

today i may go to the docteor to get pto

[rain pilot]

and been left with te

[clever mantle]

Go to the doctor to get Tamiflu

[rain pilot]

I don't remember the last time I got the flu

[cosmic burrow]

or whatever its called in english

[dire kayak]

eaten

[cosmic burrow]

its called l4 in Poland

[cosmic burrow]

idk what that is

[rain pilot]

I am just built different

[cosmic burrow]

some plague is spreading again

[clever mantle]

It's the thing you take in the first like 48 hours of the flu to make it shorter and have less symptoms

[rain pilot]

Eats half cooked chicken and doesn't suffer food poisoning as everyone around you does

type built different

Resturant will give people food posioning and I will stil be fine

[cosmic burrow]

but i may have caught the thing on thursday

and got symptoms yesterday

[rain pilot]

Nurgle don't got shit on me

[cosmic burrow]

fucking

[clever mantle]

Im the gets all the weird side effects type of built different

[cosmic burrow]

sore throat

diarrhea

[clever mantle]

Well, your fucked and not in the fun way

[cosmic burrow]

stomach cramps

[rain pilot]

You got a stomach bug

[cosmic burrow]

fucking fun stuff

[cosmic burrow]

nah

[rain pilot]

Those signs sound like it

[cosmic burrow]

how would i have gotten it

i did not eat anything weird

[clever mantle]

Humans are gross, they spread things

[rain pilot]

sometimes it just happens from getting sick

[cosmic burrow]

and if got sick my father also got sick

[rain pilot]

Get some buckly's

that real shit

[mental surge]

Rahhh...

FREE MEEE

[rain pilot]

sssshhhh

🪨

[mental surge]

Brother.. Free Me From These.. Makes Muffled Noises

[rain pilot]

🔥

[clever mantle]

Sleep is the best medicine

[cosmic burrow]

return to the meat mines

[rain pilot]

no meat is mine!

-Ogryn

Yes yes thank you thank you

[mental surge]

that Joe do indeed be sloppy brother..

[rain pilot]

what

[mental surge]

Dances in His Chains and Shakles

[rain pilot]

@cosmic burrow BROTHER HELP ME

[drowsy prawn]

BROTHER MAY I HAVE SOME OATS

[mental surge]

SUFFAAAAA

[dire kayak]

meow :3

[dire kayak]

mraow >:(

[mental surge]

Ooh God... PLEASE Nooo!

[rain pilot]

No... you took the ammo while you were in the white

[mental surge]

Its one of them foul workers of sleneesh

[dire kayak]

:3

mrrrp

[tired steeple]

goober you're weird but I like you

you should keep doing your stuff

[cosmic burrow]

what

[mental surge]

Goober..

[shut prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/oats-no-pigs-pig-brother-gif-8274685160072684375

[mental surge]

Run

[shut prairie]

fawwk

[mental surge]

Save your self goober!

[tired steeple]

just keep doing weird shit like meowing and stuff it's tuff and gangster as fuck

[rain pilot]

I am a vet brother and I need ammo.

Why would I give my oats to a zealot that needs ammo?
@drowsy prawn

[drowsy prawn]

I AM STARVING BROTHER

[mental surge]

Pskyer Take Ammo "ooh cool I can finally use my bolter!! Pew, pew."

[dire kayak]

purrrr ❤️

[tired steeple]

it's been a while is gun psyker good

[mental surge]

Whaaat?

[wind wing]

I hear the poxburster ticking in my head

[mental surge]

I just electrocute things and CC for Fun

[rain pilot]

AND I NEED YOU BROTHER WHEN MY LASGUN WAS STARVING

Now you ask for mercy as if the emperor told me to give that to thee?

NAH! NAH I SAY BROTHER

THESE ARE MY RATION OATS BROTHER

[mental surge]

I'm the Emperor's favorite herotic

[rain pilot]

Misspell

[mental surge]

Thats it..

Feeds Self To The Warp

Decides Mass Genoside is Best and he Turns his Flesh into a Living and Ticking Nuke

[rain pilot]

Dies of cringe

[mental surge]

Hahahaha

You Think You Can Run From Death Vet??

Decides To Shiggy Shock The Vet Back To Life

Naaahhhhhhhhh

I am The Goodest Boy!!

Not alot would kill joe

Tis a shame that he died due to chringe..

HOW!! Embarrassing.

[trail bramble]

there's a 0% chance ur 25 blud

[dull hamlet]

[cosmic burrow]

Well tommorow 5th character of the update unlocks in deadlock

[trail bramble]

so excited for Apollo

[bright rover]

if my power of weapon is too high, my mastery is not increasing

[mental surge]

As a psyker main i must say we need to be under the Watch of a Suppervisor and studied.

[bright rover]

do I need to downlevel my weapon

[mental surge]

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?? IM A LIAR??

[trail bramble]

are you sure you ain't just at mastery cap

[jaunty path]

no

just play more with that weapon and youll unlock more

[trail bramble]

I guess I'm trying to say if I were 25 and was rping like this in the general of a video game discord I'd be deeply ashamed of myself

[jaunty path]

suddenly remembeing how annoying the mastery system is

[mental surge]

Check this out.. Decides to Ruture @trail bramble Brain as he then Exploads all over the walls with a red watermelon looking like paste and brain noodles Stick To The Wall

[jaunty path]

You are less free than them then

[trail bramble]

I think it's just a 14 year old posting weak bait

[bright rover]

my mastery is at 16 but i have 430 weapon,

[whole bough]

how much exp does event give

[twin dirge]

All of it

[trail bramble]

back in my day when a 14 year old wanted to raid an online space they'd post videos of people dying in industrial accidents

bring back the good old days

[whole bough]

that still happens

[twin dirge]

Agreed

I second this

[jaunty path]

Mastery is just how much experience u have playing w the weapon. the power level is how much upgraded that weapon

[twin dirge]

Guess who got confirmation they got cheated on

[jaunty path]

Oh shit

Jeez.

[twin dirge]

The guy found out and hit my DMS

[coarse whale]

if only

[twin dirge]

Sent lots of ss and such

Much information

[jaunty path]

Jesus christ

I guess she has

no one now?

[twin dirge]

Sometimes I debate scooter ankle

Yeah

[jaunty path]

yikes

[mental surge]

The Emporer Protects!

[jaunty path]

really put herself into a corner

[twin dirge]

Luckily I'm too based to hurt myself over a woman

[jaunty path]

good good

I'm just wondering what shes going through, not to invalidate what ur dealing with

[cosmic burrow]

Inb4 its celeste

[jaunty path]

just sheesh

[mental surge]

Workers of Sleneesh

[twin dirge]

Apparently it was because she wasn't over her ex

[trim whale]

I'm sorry

I can't imagine what you're going through right now

[gloomy void]

Damn Maxine vanishes a cat girl replaces her

[trim whale]

And that is literally disgusting for them to do

[twin dirge]

I mean

[jaunty path]

try to get back with guy
guy figures out
guy breaks up

that is some shit

[coarse whale]

I don't know you but I hope you're doing okay

[twin dirge]

I'm not that upset I guess

[coarse whale]

honest

[jaunty path]

Aki is okay from what it seems like. looks like quite the arc tho

glad ur not going through it hard

but if u r thats ok

[mental surge]

Starts To Lose His Mind as He Let's Out a Manic Chackle

[twin dirge]

I think I'm fine

[lilac crag]

🫂

[twin dirge]

I knew about it before hand just didn't have confirmation

It's nice to know I wasn't batshit crazy

[lilac crag]

you never were bud

[twin dirge]

Not to be that guy, but I think I'll invest in a cat

[jaunty path]

be sure ur prefered for the cost

like food, a vet

toys

[twin dirge]

Indeed

Maybe a fish instead

[jaunty path]

and uh

liter

[twin dirge]

Or turtle

Turtles are great

[jaunty path]

the only next pet imma get is uh

cactus

:3

[twin dirge]

Based

[cosmic burrow]

get a 80kg dog

[trail bramble]

birds is good

[idle marten]

I need a new survival game, iv played them all

[cosmic burrow]

astroneer

vintage story

[idle marten]

Minecraft is getting old

[jaunty path]

minecraft story mode

[idle marten]

I played astroneer

[idle marten]

[cosmic burrow]

vintage story then

[idle marten]

I'll look

[trail bramble]

if ain't on steam but it's good

*it

[idle marten]

It's not on Playstation

[trail bramble]

ah yeah it's PC only rn

[jaunty path]

minecraft story mode

[clever mantle]

Someone make a decision for me, water or a 3rd strong beer?

[cosmic burrow]

im yet to complete astroneer

[jaunty path]

water

[idle marten]

All the new ones are PC only

[cosmic burrow]

borh

[jaunty path]

im not drinking anymore tonight

anyone ever like

drink

and not really feel it

at all

[idle marten]

Does story mode even count as a survival game? I thought it was like a tell tale style

[trail bramble]

it doesn't, that's the joke

[jaunty path]

chicken jockey

[idle marten]

I have a signed chicken jocky poster

[clever mantle]

Well I have water but I would need to get up to get another beer

[jaunty path]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[idle marten]

I got to see the movie a day early with me and some friends, we got the whole theater to ourselves

[cosmic burrow]

i would say stalker gamma but its also pc only

[idle marten]

I got 3 free posters and the pink sheep popcorn bucket for 50% off

I played the other stalkers

[cosmic burrow]

gamma is a modpack

[jaunty path]

sick

[idle marten]

It was pretty sick

[jaunty path]

ok im gonna go to bed

[idle marten]

Gn

[jaunty path]

what should I think about

[idle marten]

Warm bread and soup on a cold winter night

[jaunty path]

mmmm

[idle marten]

Wraped up in a blanket by the fireplace with a mug of hot coco

[jaunty path]

i think im gonna think about plants

[clever mantle]

I was going to say beer but that was a much better suggestion Fansy made

[idle marten]

Plants are cool

[clever mantle]

Idk man, I prefer beer, food, naps, and a good lay

But you do you

[twin dirge]

Abiotic factor, grounded 2

[mental surge]

As You Wish

[twin dirge]

I want an abundance of possessions

[clever mantle]

But like, do you in a corner

This ain't a pulpit yo

[twin dirge]

Possessions go hard

I love earthly wealth

[bright rover]

does veteran get infinite ammo

[twin dirge]

Imagine not possessing a gaming system

[twin dirge]

I mean, kinda

[cosmic burrow]

he can

[clever mantle]

Nah, but you get a cool perk

[twin dirge]

My prison feels pretty made of flesh rn

[twin dirge]

Mmmm, flesh

[clever mantle]

I really like the realm of the flesh

[twin dirge]

Is bro trying to speed run a ban?

[mental surge]

Yeaah I bet, Who Wouldnt?

[idle marten]

Iv played no man sky, don't starve, the forest, green hell, more mimecraft than I should have, path of titans, both subnaticas, raft, stranded deep, fallout 4 and skyrim survival, stalkers, abiotic factor, grounded 1, both arks and the spinoffs, Conan exiles, rust, the long dark, the survivalist and terraria. Sadly that's about everything on Playstation in the genre

[clever mantle]

Both the kind you eat and the kind you enjoy

[modern bobcat]

Just did Havoc 30 Relay Station with a pub group, we finished in 24 minutes lmao

[mental surge]

But the flesh is Weak

[modern bobcat]

I've never had a smoother Havoc

[mental surge]

And Dies Over Time

[idle marten]

Abiotic factor was heat

[mental surge]

Something That is Beautiful Now Wont Be As Beautiful as it was 50 Years From Now

[clever mantle]

Better enjoy it while it lasts then!

[mental surge]

But Thats Where The Real Love Will Start

The Flesh is Unreliable

[idle marten]

Me and jerry gotta run some abiotic factor

[clever mantle]

I want a steak now

Man, I'm a light weight these days

[twin dirge]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, an old man wouldn't consider his wife ugly just because they're old now, he thinks she's just as beautiful as the day they met

[mental surge]

I Love It

But Let's Be Honest.. Now Days People are Lucky Enought To Even Be Dating in a Stable and Functional Relationship for 3 Months

[clever mantle]

Shit man, I am alive out of spite and malice.

[rain pilot]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fallout-we-cant-expect

[mental surge]

There's a Rare Few That Make it Even 5 Years

[rain pilot]

@clever mantle look at it

[clever mantle]

Like... how do you make the effort to capitalize every word?

[mental surge]

Its Actully Easy..

Consider it a Habbit

[clever mantle]

BRB gotta murder heretics

[rain pilot]

Joshua Gramm cosmetics when?

[mental surge]

May The Emporer Protect You!

[cosmic burrow]

when single stub pistol comes to vet

[idle marten]

Gn

[rain pilot]

sleep

I am K.O.'d

the brownie won

it wonnnnnnnn

[somber stream]

Italian invaded my dream and smeared their pasta all over my Sushi, i'll never forgive them for this

[last scarab]

Mama Mia fucka youa

[stiff elbow]

what classes do you guys think clutch the hardest

like when all three people are down and dusted and it comes down to that one person, what class are they using

[coarse whale]

I'm just gonna say vet with voice of command

[harsh cloak]

Arbitrator with Break the Line

Suppression Shield, my beloved

[hoary prism]

stealth zealot (sometimes) voice vet and arbitrator in general

[eager haven]

Never though I will relive solo queue experience of LoL in Darktide, then I started playing hovacs with randoms

[whole bough]

i would say fatmungus but

they arent really clutching since they never die

[hoary prism]

somehow heresies are worse than aurics for teammate quality

[harsh cloak]

Aye. That's why I don't do no-deaths contracts anymore

[eager haven]

normal thing. When the weekend promotion was on, and I was helping friend level hivescum, we had horrible problems with poxbursters

coz ppl would constantly mele them or shoot them.

[hoary prism]

tbf i shot them until i saw a teammate push one once

[eager haven]

no, they would shoot them when I was going for push

[hoary prism]

all the voicelines tell you to shoot it too it didnt help

ah

[cosmic burrow]

shooting them is good if they are far away from teammates

[eager haven]

naaa mate, it was when i was going to push them

[harsh cloak]

Except for Hive Scum. Those tell you to shove XD

[eager haven]

and flyyyyy of the ramp

[hoary prism]

only took em 3 years to add lmao ig

[arctic shoal]

You should shoot bursters most of the time

[clever mantle]

Good night my good fellows! I'm off to beds.

[bright rover]

how to get max roll for my suppresion shield

[hard gorge]

Played a match today with a guy who refused to revive bots

[inland mantle]

Still is peak looking forward to the massive update in summer

[hoary prism]

bafffling

even if theyre horrid theyre good meatshields

[hard gorge]

Something about them "not being worth it"

He then ran across the entire Karnak Twin arena to try to grab me, was mobbed by maulers and went down next to the two bots he could've revived

[hoary prism]

baffling.

i did the karnaks on uprising once and never looked back

[split mauve]

karnak deez nuts

[hoary prism]

cant cheese em with the thunder hammer so i m not gonna try

though that was when i was worse at the game it just still isnt very fun

[lethal solstice]

Karnaks are fun on a carry class/build

Cause they're pretty easy to abuse

[hoary prism]

yeah

shift+w vs rinda

[hard gorge]

Dueling them with the crusher was such a rush

Block, activate zap, and CRACK

Rinda when the angry preacher with a big stick hits her at Mach 5 right after her shields drop

[hoary prism]

dont they have a damage cap 😔

[inland mantle]

To their health yea

[harsh cloak]

I really can't get the feel of the Crusher's combos, no matter how hard I try

[hard gorge]

Light, heavy, light, heavy for crowd clear

Otherwise heavy combos for big dudes, activate zap to knock them over or explode their heads

Or mash lights when youre really angry

[lethal solstice]

Spam push attacks for everything

The push attack is its best move

[hard gorge]

Push attack into crowd clear combo is peak

[lethal solstice]

You can do PA light for good quick singletarget and pa heavy for clear

[inland mantle]

One of the few weapons where not dumping defense can help it's dps

Lowers block attack cost

[harsh cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/kowalski-noted-penguins-penguins-of-madagascar-gif-1306663699157096677

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-funny-embed-fail-goose-goose-embed-fail-gif-25175587

[hard gorge]

Relic blade has better Cleave though, but crusher helps with elites

That thing will stun or knock down everything

[harsh cloak]

I fucking LOVE the Relic Blade

[hard gorge]

Plus the satisfaction of hearing the "BRAKOOM" When you thwack some random fucker is gorgeous

"Fuck you, Rinda"
"Thwonk"

"Curse you, I felt that one!"

[junior rover]

why is there a 4k aquila purchase option for 5 bucks? Is this fatshark telling me they're sorry