general-chat

[knotty terrace]

Ok @twin flower and @inland mantle shut up brainless fools

[inland mantle]

Lmao

[twin flower]

mpreg this man

[feral vessel]

royally braindead

ALL OF YOU ARE MORONS

[inland mantle]

True

[modern bobcat]

Why is Helldivers 2 yelling at me

[twin flower]

someone smort wouldnt hang around here

[modern bobcat]

why is it yelling SUBTITLE SIZE at me

[knotty terrace]

Block list just increased

[feral vessel]

Are you sure you don't want them dead?

[inland mantle]

Fun guy 👍

[feral vessel]

block button ain't enough i NEED them dead

[knotty terrace]

I mean that would be nice also means one less Gen Z in this world

[inland mantle]

Tho isnt the first time hes done something like that

[twin flower]

bro's a brat lmao

[inland mantle]

Ong

[modern bobcat]

fungi reacted

[feral vessel]

Bratting?

Ratting?

Rat?

[twin flower]

[modern bobcat]

Helldivers 2 is awarding me for a Major Order completion from 414 days ago

I did it

[twin flower]

godayum

[hard crane]

We got a time traveler

[inland mantle]

Damn i cant get the message where they called someone think it was mentally challenged. The guys just a dick

[twin flower]

did you get your C-01 permit or whatever they call it

[modern bobcat]

Oh yeh I haven't played since January/February 2024 lmao

[hard crane]

I just log in like every few months for the medals

[modern bobcat]

maybe it was later, april 2024 ish

whenever the Playstation scandal was

[hard crane]

Ah yeah that

[modern bobcat]

I'm still using the flame shotgun

cos it's THE meta gun

[knotty terrace]

If it means one less person that hasn’t got the IQ of a snail I’ll take it

[inland mantle]

Sad guy

[twin flower]

he should include himself lmao

[inland mantle]

True

[modern bobcat]

This user has the IQ of a green rock

[hard crane]

Now that attachments exist there’s absolutely 0 reason to use the spray and pray

[inland mantle]

Can confirm

[hard crane]

you can make spray and pray 2.0 but with good damage

[feral vessel]

Wasn't it that half of the weapons suck anyways?

Last time I played HD2.

There were like, 5 or 6 actually decent guns that were universally good across all fronts.

[hard crane]

yeah they over buffed everything since I last played

RR is absolute meta still

For like a year

[feral vessel]

Never much liked the way that warbonds usually had all-shit weapons except for like one or two guns that you bought the entire warbond for.

[faint charm]

i did some meditation and i realized in past life i was a person lived in the imperium of men

interesting

[inland mantle]

[split mauve]

i remember when the warbond had that sniper rifle that exploded enemies

[hard crane]

Yeah and even then you gotta waste 200 medals just to reach the gun

[split mauve]

and it was very good

but then they nerfed it and made it useless

[twin flower]

did you live for about 15 hours after reaching adulthood

[modern bobcat]

NOOOOOOOOOO what have I done

[hard crane]

I love my primary that one shot chargers

Yummy

[faint charm]

nah actually l lived more than a century

[feral vessel]

Eruptor or the one from Steeled Veterans?

[split mauve]

it was an early one

[feral vessel]

Explosive Crossbow?

[modern bobcat]

I had enough currency to buy a light speeder vehicle or a tank

I bought the speeder

[split mauve]

it was an actual sniper rifle

[hard crane]

Yea that’s eruptor

[delicate kite]

But they did

They are in the store

The visor up and shotgun all new

The old is the new - new

[split mauve]

people loved it but after the nerf it was basically a very slow firing pea shooter

[feral vessel]

Eruptor's good just about everywhere, except for the Illuminate front (imo) because you will not be able to hit any of the flying overseers with the flight speed of the bullets.

[modern bobcat]

I only need 10 points and I can buy the Siege breaker bond alrdy lol

[fallen tree]

this feels like havoc sabotage ill check later

/gullibke

[split mauve]

and it didn't explode shit either anymore

[delicate kite]

[Charisma 10 ]

[Speech 100] trust me bro

[split mauve]

oh how about that automatic shotgun on release

[delicate kite]

[Sarcastic] yes

[split mauve]

it was like the only primary weapon that didn't suck ass

but they nerfed that instantly

[modern bobcat]

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM SUPER EARTH

[hard crane]

Helldivers balancing is kinda… not there

[delicate kite]

Best gun ever made is vraks iag

[knotty terrace]

Anyways I’ve said my piece if you don’t like it you can politely FUCK OFF

[hard crane]

what are you yapping about

[split mauve]

i don't like it

[inland mantle]

The mpreg shit I guess

Guys weird

[hard crane]

wasn’t that like 10 minutes ago

[manic widget]

I haven't played HD2 in a while and I just realized they dropped the file size by like 75%

[inland mantle]

Isnt the first time they crashed out

[twin flower]

bro has main char syndrome

[feral vessel]

yes

[hard crane]

Game originally had bajillion copied assets for hard drives to have faster loading times

[feral vessel]

That alone might make me consider playing the game again.

[modern bobcat]

FatShark could never

[faint charm]

anyway why do that

[split mauve]

does it still run like garbo

[faint charm]

belisarius spiderman genetically modified space marines to be better

[manic widget]

I'm pretty sure it will always run like garbo

[faint charm]

is he a nazi

[feral vessel]

'hdr are the reason why we have to copy a million 4k HD Ultra textures for rocks or some shit into every single file individually'

[feral vessel]

isn't everyone in the imperium

[faint charm]

i did not know

[manic widget]

Though I did learn that HD2 and Darktide both use the same engine, yet Darktide runs way better for me

[delicate kite]

Ppl keep telling that darktide has performance issues but I never had them

You oll are laying

[split mauve]

darktide also runs like garbo unfortunately

[inland mantle]

Paid the FS tax of skins

Game runs better when you do

[split mauve]

especially for how not good it looks

[feral vessel]

nikke runs worse on my PC than darktide does normally

[hard crane]

darktide runs like garbage you just never noticed because it never improved

[manic widget]

Consume skin, receive FPS buff

[modern bobcat]

First mission back in almost 2 years and I'm going in at SUPER HELLDIVE

@somber stream I hope you're happy you bastard

[manic widget]

Super Helldive is the only way to play

[inland mantle]

Failed @

[manic widget]

and it still feels somewhat easy

[hard crane]

Your teammates are going to hate you and that’s all the better

[twin flower]

I thought he was gone for a moment lmao

[inland mantle]

Be a sad day

[twin flower]

Real

[somber stream]

Don't die too much, we're short handed

[modern bobcat]

Lol I can't remember how to use a scope

[somber stream]

Middle mouse

[feral vessel]

It's not like I disagree, but just by basis of how many people yap about the game being too easy and how it doesn't need to be balanced for the average player pisses me off.

[weary drum]

Welp I loaded in the pyskanium and crashed lol

Great start to the day xD

[inland mantle]

[manic widget]

This is coming from someone who just uses certain weapons cause they look fun, not necessarily meta gaming

[feral vessel]

That's good.

do not play to be a meta slave..

[weary drum]

(Update) I opened the game and it immediately opened no load time xD wtf is this game xD

[manic widget]

Meta slavery cannot shackle me

[inland mantle]

Do not question the fat shark code

[modern bobcat]

Ok I've actually forgotten almost all the controls

[feral vessel]

have a question
I'm trying to write some basic info for a millipede naga secretary lady.

What should be her name? (Millie or anything starting with 'Mil' is off the table)

[teal token]

Should be tweaking in Darktide?

[modern bobcat]

Fuck it's giving me more rewards from 364 days ago

[teal token]

[feral vessel]

five hundred major orders

[twin flower]

a million supah credits

[somber stream]

Almost every weapon is buffed by 2-3 times in the past year

GL is now heavy pen, pair it with a supply pack and go nuts

Also i did the math, we're losing this M.O

[inland mantle]

Lock in

[dire kayak]

why are we going for lesath and not aurora bay

we're not even on track to defend it

[somber stream]

Mass hulk spawn lol

It's fun

[modern bobcat]

like most of em

bot orders are almost designed to fail

[somber stream]

We're pulling out once we loose all 200 million reinforcement, we lost 50 after 4 days. That's 12 days worth of helldiver juice left

[weary drum]

Lol noone wants to do this event

Qued in and not 1 person joined xD

[somber stream]

Cyberstan has 15 million HP. We need at least 10 continuous fighting days to claim it. The game was rigged from the start

[dire kayak]

and think about our chances IF WE HADNT GONE TO LESATH

RARFBJNK

[teal token]

Pat the goober?

[delicate kite]

What there is new event

I haven't played in a month

[teal token]

Stimms

[delicate kite]

Ah

[teal token]

Do drugs fight heretics

[fair bridge]

best event since rotten armor

[delicate kite]

So basically like I do in real life

[teal token]

Hello comrade Mellow

[delicate kite]

Only my enemy is tax authority

[fair bridge]

comrade................................

com raid

comm ray

comms array

i need to play the comms array map again

[inland mantle]

[inland mantle]

Excal seen better days

[dire kayak]

pleasee

[thick coyote]

The worst part about it is that they wouldn't have playable ogryn

And if they did

[sleek harness]

The planet under attack?

[thick coyote]

It would be sized down ogryn

So here's my idea

[sleek harness]

Dude we need to take it or we lose all the planets we got

[thick coyote]

Make ogryn one of those npc companions

So you can still keep big man big

[sleek harness]

They should make the bots like the bots in SM2 PvE

[next iris]

the bad guys aren't supposed to win

[sleek harness]

It's one of your characters

[fair bridge]

idk if it would be cheaper to make my own bookshelves or not

lumber is stupid expensive rn

[sleek harness]

Wood with glue

[next iris]

depends how fancy you want to make them

[teal token]

Cannot post patting gif here...

[fair bridge]

literally just making some sturdy open shelves with some nice stain

[next iris]

8 nails is pretty cheap

[sleek harness]

Poor person doesn't have nitro to pet

[next iris]

imagine paying for nitro

[inland mantle]

Imagine giving discord money

[next iris]

[teal token]

Sponsor me?

[sleek harness]

Why are you paying it for half a year

What the fuck

[dire kayak]

helldiver advice: panic throw everything, we're so fucked, its over

[fair bridge]

$4 for stud grade fuck 😭

[next iris]

credit card fraud

[teal token]

Use discord points for nitro good?

[fair bridge]

i use money from my job to pay for shitposting privs

[sleek harness]

I have yet to met someone who paid nitro for 3 or more years

Mallow you are close

[fair bridge]

i'll be real i have the subscription paid through my cash app for some reason and i do not recall seeing $10 taken out of my primary bank account for this shit once in the past 2 years

i've checked too

so that $10 is coming from somewhere

mayb my gardian angle.............

[sleek harness]

Discord just keeps being glitchy and not getting the money from your account

[delicate kite]

boa tarde

[sleek harness]

Happened to me once

[sleek harness]

GET OUT OF MY LANGUAGE

[delicate kite]

kkkkkk

my fellow brasilinian

[sleek harness]

Don't even laugh like a Brazilian

[fair bridge]

there's a medieval fair thing going on at the spot tonight

[sleek harness]

Where

[fair bridge]

it looks like it'll be fun...................

[sleek harness]

I wanna go there

[delicate kite]

are you bringing an axe or a sword

[sleek harness]

Mace

[teal token]

Portuguese?

[delicate kite]

Simmm

[manic widget]

why not all 3

[sleek harness]

Portuguese exist

But Brazilian Portuguese is better

[teal token]

I see

kkkk

[sleek harness]

Sadly my third arm can't lift a sword

[fair bridge]

i'll bring "on the origin of species" and try convincing all the larpers that evolution is real

[sleek harness]

Don't say that

Avoid saying 3 Ks

[teal token]

Sorry...

[delicate kite]

does it actually matter in portugese?

[sleek harness]

No

But we are in a English server

[delicate kite]

yeah ik

i was curious

thanks for educashan

[carmine steppe]

That's so silly, if evolution is real that would mean that there is no god, life isn't preordained and there is no reward for following religious customs

[sleek harness]

I do wonder why Brazilians laugh with Ks

[teal token]

kkkkkkkk

[delicate kite]

spanish laugh with jajajajajjaaj

[fair bridge]

i once met a guy at thanksgiving who was an old biker friend of my uncle's who had a KKK patch on his jacket and he said he used to wear it unironically when he was younger, but after he survived a heroin overdose he said he wore it to show people "where i come from"

[carmine steppe]

Also it would mean that other people deserve rights

[delicate kite]

we russians laugh with XAXAXAXAXA

[inland mantle]

[sleek harness]

Russians are weird

[delicate kite]

dude portugese is like french but slav

literally

[carmine steppe]

Did he know the implications of the patch 😭

[fair bridge]

not necessarily!

[delicate kite]

so i am perfect fit in brasil

gonna make tons of russo-brasilian babies

with my brasilian wife

[sleek harness]

You don't even spell Portuguese right

[carmine steppe]

Well that's what the church thought

[sleek harness]

Wasn't it a boy

[delicate kite]

how'd you know

[sleek harness]

You said it was a boyfriend

[delicate kite]

yes but now they are my wife

[sleek harness]

Understandable

[teal token]

Brazil people are called Brasilan?

[sleek harness]

No

[delicate kite]

Brasileiro

[carmine steppe]

No

[sleek harness]

Brazilians in English

[teal token]

Oh...

[delicate kite]

Brazilinians

everything is cooler with nians added

[sleek harness]

Englinians

[delicate kite]

Europeanians

[fair bridge]

yeah. there are a lot of older people in the south that grew up during the late 60s and 70s that were raised during that weird time where social progress was part of the norm but their boomer parents were still wondering why nobody does lynchings anymore. i guess you could say they were the original dark woke

[delicate kite]

Americinians

Japanesians

[sleek harness]

Russianians

[delicate kite]

DA

See

[sleek harness]

No it doesn't

[teal token]

Darktidenians?

[faint charm]

how do you call koreans in english

[sleek harness]

Koreans

[carmine steppe]

Koreans

[sleek harness]

[carmine steppe]

😭

[delicate kite]

lmao

[faint charm]

no in english

[delicate kite]

literally spitting

[hard crane]

yea...

[sleek harness]

Come on Stitch

[faint charm]

ok

[thick tulip]

Hangulanians?

[faint charm]

nvm

[sleek harness]

I thought you were smarter

[hard crane]

you already said it yourself

[delicate kite]

pin that pleaser someonedpy

[faint charm]

do i look like a smart person

[delicate kite]

xaxaxa

[sleek harness]

You did with the older stitch pfp

[faint charm]

huh

[sweet wraith]

한국인s

[carmine steppe]

You look like a small person inside my phone

[delicate kite]

인 dude sitting with a sword

[teal token]

Btw what we are doing in the mission on Atoma Prime right?

[fair bridge]

인 dude sitting too close to the tv

[delicate kite]

한 dude with a hat and a shield

[teal token]

[sleek harness]

Why is it bouncy

[faint charm]

being a korean is one thing but i'm also stupid fuck my life

[fair bridge]

i might buy a pixel 10

[faint charm]

nice

[teal token]

Will we get to go to other planet in the Atoma sector?

[fair bridge]

i'll be one of those jackasses that puts grapheneOS on it and have nothing work like it should

i cant wait

[faint charm]

i thought atoma was the planet

[ebon grove]

hi I am new can someone help me pick my class?

[sleek harness]

Sadly this ain't SM2

[faint charm]

did u play vermintide

[fair bridge]

veteran or zealot are great beginner classes. additional information can be found in #gameplay-help

[delicate kite]

hive scum

[sleek harness]

Veteran

[teal token]

SM2 close to Atoma sector?

[sleek harness]

Go on your way

[teal token]

[thick tulip]

Psyker

[ebon grove]

yes, i played zealot

[fair bridge]

then you would love darktide zealot

[hard crane]

zealot is basically saltz zealot but expanded

[sleek harness]

I don't know the map of the Milky Way

[inland mantle]

Learn

Ez

[ebon grove]

i am between zealot and arbitrator

[faint charm]

then you can just pick whatever i guess, if you played darktide theres not a big learning wall i guess

i'd go zealot

[sleek harness]

Stfu talking warpstone

[inland mantle]

Mb

Mr rat

[dire kayak]

sad kitty :(

[hard crane]

arbitrator might teach you some bad habits starting into darktide

[fair bridge]

i think arbitrator reinforces bad habits in new players so i would highly recommend starting with zealot until you feel like you have the basics down

[inland mantle]

Wake up wake up wake up

[fair bridge]

waow we said da same thing..............

[hard crane]

waow....

[fair bridge]

[hard crane]

based

[sleek harness]

Don't buy paid classes just to play them as your first class

[teal token]

Who should I get if the DLC got discount? Hive Scum or Arbites?

[inland mantle]

Yea but hive scum

[sleek harness]

Both

[fair bridge]

me looking down at my chud daughter who just got suspended for putting glue in other girls' hair

[faint charm]

zealot pros
: more cosmetics and more playstyle
: people are more willing to play havoc with zealot
zealot cons
: too noisy
: raggy cosmetics

arby pros
: kinda more easy to play
arby cons
: not a lot of room for different playstyle
: no cosmetics
: not a lot of people want to play with arby in havoc

[thick tulip]

Ratling

[teal token]

Not enough money...

[sleek harness]

Tech priest is better

[inland mantle]

If their new havoc doesnt matter

[teal token]

New class?

[hard crane]

arbites is hella tanky, but hive scum enforces the basics of dodging more

[sleek harness]

Then it depends, do you like being tanky or do you like doing alot of damage?

Dog or drugs?

[teal token]

I saw quite the meme with Hive Scum using double barrels with reload talents kek

[ebon grove]

thanks a lot

[inland mantle]

3 rounds in this double barrel

[teal token]

Who can do the most murder?

[hard crane]

hive scum does get quite silly with their left ranged treee

[teal token]

[hard crane]

hive scum has better damge of the two

[sleek harness]

Both do well at killing stuff

[inland mantle]

Scum just does it alot better

[sleek harness]

Okay quick question

[ebon grove]

thanks for the advice everyone i will start with zealot make her like a sister of battle knock off

[inland mantle]

No

[sleek harness]

Which class do you play

[teal token]

I think you can make her into a sister of battle by using certain cosmetics?

[sleek harness]

You might also have to wait for paid cosmetics rotation, because theres a zealot cosmetic that is a Sister of Battles armor

[ebon grove]

[dire kayak]

im already a sister of battle\

[inland mantle]

Lies

[sleek harness]

Why are you thinking of 7

[inland mantle]

7?

6

67

[dire kayak]

youll see

[manic widget]

One of the cosmetics in the shop now kinda has a sisters of battle vibe

Consume skin

[sleek harness]

I will go see on Fallout wiki which Vault that is

Hold on

[manic widget]

The one that blew up hopefully

[inland mantle]

Ill wait

[teal token]

Who's much flexible on arsenals? Scum or Arby?

[inland mantle]

Scum

All their weapons work

[teal token]

I see

[sleek harness]

There are no Vault 67

[inland mantle]

Damn

[teal token]

Welp maybe I just for Scum DLC discount then?

[sleek harness]

Which is cheaper from discount

Or is it the same

Price

[teal token]

Both same price at RM59.99 atm without discount

Deluxe edition

[inland mantle]

Mmm skins

[sleek harness]

Go for what you believe is the right choice

(Scum)

[teal token]

How good is the Scum cosmetics?

[manic widget]

Meh imo

[inland mantle]

Okay

[teal token]

Aw..

[sleek harness]

Very skinful

[weary drum]

One would say they are scummy lol

[sleek harness]

Literally

[inland mantle]

True

[manic widget]

The only class that really shows off the tattoos in the game though

[sleek harness]

Also Scum can have clan tattoos

[teal token]

Is there enough of the free cosmetics for Scum to make 8 seperate sets?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[inland mantle]

8 sets? Be pushing it but yea

[manic widget]

There's lots of recolors of the same things

like 3 each

[sleek harness]

I think most of the free cosmetics have 4 different versions for each clan

[inland mantle]

One in purple one in red

[teal token]

Specific only or shared?

[sleek harness]

Wdym

[manic widget]

Specific to Hive Scum and your choice of clan

[teal token]

I can't beat the Driptide allegations....

[sleek harness]

You can have any clan tattoo while being of another clan I think

So it is with the cosmetics

[teal token]

Like male and female Scum shared same clan tattoo?

[sleek harness]

Why would it change

[teal token]

I don't know that because never done research...

[sleek harness]

Well it's same for different sex

[manic widget]

Are fem hive scum the goth gf of the grimdark?

[teal token]

Perhaps?

[inland mantle]

🤔

[faint charm]

no

[sleek harness]

I have yet to met a female goth Hive Scum

[inland mantle]

I dont think so no

[faint charm]

ansolutely not

too extroverted and too noisy

[teal token]

Is she white enough to be goth?

[faint charm]

actually, arby or psyker is more like goth gf

[sleek harness]

Turns out the whitest option for a character is not really that white

What shame

[manic widget]

If she a spiked helmet arbiter then you don't wanna know what she's gonna do with the shock maul

[teal token]

Shocking innit?

[sleek harness]

Kill people

[manic widget]

^

No time for love, only justice

[faint charm]

lots of goth people actually just go part time bootlicker or boot itself

[teal token]

I though she would just tease you?

[faint charm]

sad

loose cannon vet is probably the most relatable personality

[manic widget]

You have the right to remain silent, you just won't have the ability

[sleek harness]

Experience enough but not traumatized enough

[faint charm]

or savant psyker

[manic widget]

loose cannon vet is my go to

[sleek harness]

Basically theres just 2 veteran personalities

[teal token]

Meanwhile the prof vet getting sexual harrasments...

[sleek harness]

The third is Cadian only

Which is bullshit

[manic widget]

I also dont think its even that great tbh

[sleek harness]

Fatshark give us more Veteran personalities

[sweet wraith]

I find the ogryns very relatable

[manic widget]

yes SAH

[sleek harness]

Bully is the best

[manic widget]

Slav Ogryn is the most relatable to me though

I basically lived with them growing up

[faint charm]

yeah slav ogryn also

[sleek harness]

Anarchist Hive Scum is one of my top 5 personalities

Male one specifically

The female one is annoying

[teal token]

Scum dating Arby?

[sleek harness]

Only after the jail penance

[teal token]

I forgot a lot but Sewer Scum told me a lot of the class personalities

[sleek harness]

Bounty Hunter Scum is literally Sniper TF2

[fiery wave]

Give me psyker and her fem handler.

[sleek harness]

Oh look it's Karien

[teal token]

Fem handler?

[clever horizon]

New class when

[fiery wave]

I see shipping and needed to add yuri.

[faint charm]

o right

which accent does savant psyker has

[fiery wave]

Female Arbys.

[teal token]

Hello comrade Karien

[faint charm]

it sounds a bit like french

[faint charm]

why there space french in atoma

[fiery wave]

Is like how vets can be said to be a handler for oggies.

[faint charm]

thought the savant is from atoma

[sleek harness]

Jk Fatshark is adding 2 more classes

[teal token]

Yikes... so a male psyker with cookie personality and female arby with what personality?

[fiery wave]

Nu. Female Loner x Female Fatalist.

ONLY YURI.

[teal token]

Zamn...

[manic widget]

Darktide, the only place where we truly like them for their personality

[teal token]

[sleek harness]

They just mentioned shipping one time and that's enough to summon you?

[manic widget]

I accept full responsibility, I was thinking of Hive Scum gf

[dusky anchor]

team going down, everyone dead except for me and a down psyker
disengage from the fight, flank around, find psyker on the ground completely uncontested
they leave the game when im literally .05s from starting to pick them up

[fiery wave]

I need to push yuri.

[dusky anchor]

sometimes i wish i could strangle people through screens

[sleek harness]

That's like dating a crackhead from The Hood

[manic widget]

I mean

[fiery wave]

Like Fem LC and fem Judge.

[modern bobcat]

I have liberated 0.001% of Cyberstan

[manic widget]

Considering the world they are in, that might be an upgrade

[sleek harness]

Congratulations

[dusky anchor]

has either fatalist arbi ever expressed interest in anyone

[manic widget]

You liberated someone's front porch

[fiery wave]

Shipping doesn't care.

[sleek harness]

Uhhhhh I think he likes female Loose Cannon idk

[dusky anchor]

yeah but i wanna know what the personalities are into, not what random people think they are into

[fiery wave]

Also, something something mentioned about dying together something.

[teal token]

In the rain?

[dusky anchor]

fem fatalist with male maul i think

[manic widget]

"You like killing heretics? ME TOO"

[fiery wave]

Anywhere, any time, all weathers, all yuri.

[fiery wave]

Look, shipping can take anything out of context.

[dusky anchor]

true

fem professional is TOTALLY into the judge though

[fiery wave]

Hell, Even Fem LC and Fem BH could be together.

[teal token]

So only the female professional vet is a tsundere?

[fiery wave]

Just because drunken partying while shooting up heretics will totally help.

[teal token]

Every girl wants a professional man innit?

[dusky anchor]

debating whether i should change my vet back to fem cutthroat
i love the cutthroats voice but i also wear the armageddon set religiously so that would clash with the cadia yap

[teal token]

Are there any differences of voice line between male and female in the same class?

[dusky anchor]

yeah its enough to where theyre basically distinct characters on their own

[sweet wraith]

Some of them have unique interactions, yeah

[dusky anchor]

oh wait within the same class, yes that too

[teal token]

Aw man so I need to play and test out every gender and class then?

[fiery wave]

Yeah, treat each voice and gender as seperate people.

[dusky anchor]

yeah im going back to cutthroat

[manic widget]

The only fem I have is a zealot and I use the judge

[dusky anchor]

i play all women, though ive considered swapping my psyker to male

[teal token]

Even with the same profession?

Yeee...

[dusky anchor]

fem LC and male LC are an example

[fiery wave]

Yep.

[dusky anchor]

theyre vastly different people

[fiery wave]

There is 34 uniques atm.

[dusky anchor]

m!LC is a classic rogueish type, f!LC is a seditious troll

[fiery wave]

Likely 40 by the time Cryptic releases.

[sweet wraith]

Male LC is a worn-out, traumatized guy who uses gallows humor to cope, while female LC is a sassy gremlin

[manic widget]

I made and named my Psyker after Morgan Freeman so the Savant was the only option I could pick there even though I like it the least out of the options

the other 2 are so quirky

[teal token]

Ok so which class should I pick?
I have
Prof vet male
Judge zealot fem
Loner psyker fem
Bodygouard Ogryn

[fiery wave]

She is also traumatised btw.

[thick coyote]

The alternative is checking on Frip Frop every now and then

[fiery wave]

They both just have different coping methods.

[teal token]

Frip Frop?

[fiery wave]

Darktide youtuber.

[teal token]

Oh..

[fiery wave]

Usually posts interactions between classes.

Sadly mostly the het ones only.

So cba.

[teal token]

Cool

Who would be a girl boss?

[modern bobcat]

Ogryn

DT Ogryn is canonically female

[sleek harness]

Save Cyberstan

Why not

[dull hamlet]

[fiery wave]

Do I need to state the obvious?

[dire kayak]

DEATH TO CYBERSTAN

[sleek harness]

But what if

Mommy cyborg

[dire kayak]

okay take it from this point of view

[sleek harness]

Wait wrong excuse

What if

They join us

[dire kayak]

cyberstan is taking away my cat treats to feed their cyborgs

[sleek harness]

And help us defeat the terminids and the illuminate

[fiery wave]

The obvious is I clearly don't play it.

[sleek harness]

[thick coyote]

This jit cracks toasters

[fiery wave]

You dumbo rat.

[sleek harness]

Then why you reacted with no

If you don't play Helldivers 2

[fiery wave]

Rat seems to be extra dumb today.

[dire kayak]

cyborg bas01110100 01100001 01110010 01100100 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100101

[thorny idol]

Wrong game

[sleek harness]

Shut up

I was talking generally

Not just you

[dire kayak]

stipud rat

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Can u for me

I kinda stupoodoo

[fiery wave]

I already did to the dumbo rat.

[visual vortex]

Can u for me thi

Thi

Tho

[inland mantle]

thi

[visual vortex]

I cant type

[inland mantle]

Real

[visual vortex]

And im too lazy to fix my typis

Better to retype the entire word and hope i get it right the second time

[visual vortex]

I uzed 2

So i can say that the devs are actualky fucking incompetent in levels i have never seen before

[green vector]

i stopped playing when the devs decided to nerf everything fun in a non competitive pve game

[shut prairie]

Which chaos god cultists do you guys want to be in the game as enemies other than nurgle

[green vector]

fucking braindead

[visual vortex]

Khorne

[visual vortex]

Yea

They nerfed my baby

The starting gun

[sleek harness]

None

Just Nurgle

[shut prairie]

That would be good

But make the difficulty in hell

[visual vortex]

The ONLY gun allowedp

[shut prairie]

💀

[visual vortex]

Khorne is kinda in game already tho

[green vector]

the devs? yeah they are

[visual vortex]

Both in mortis trials and in male maul

[dire kayak]

theyre buffing everything now

go kill a hulk in 3 shots from the GL

[visual vortex]

They do this every other week tho

Buff everything then nerf everything etc

[visual vortex]

What is Gl

[modern bobcat]

Grenade Launcher

[visual vortex]

Cant afford it

Dont bave $20

Used all my money to buy people piggy poggy pog

[modern bobcat]

Is he talking about Helldivers 2 or Drktide 2

[visual vortex]

Hd2

[dire kayak]

the grenade launcher is free

not in any of the warbonds

[visual vortex]

Didnt they nerf fire tho

[dire kayak]

they buffed it

[visual vortex]

When

[dire kayak]

so bigger enemies take more fire damage

[dire kayak]

during the battle for super earth

[visual vortex]

When was that

[dire kayak]

a few months ago

[visual vortex]

When was the unofficial official coyote nerf

[dire kayak]

i dont remember

[visual vortex]

Becuz they nerfed fire that time

[green vector]

i just cant with arrowhead

[visual vortex]

So the factuon that runs on and uses oil takes less damage

[green vector]

they caught lightning in a bottle and let it go for no reason

[dire kayak]

i dunno

[visual vortex]

They need an escape from tarkov meat grinder game

[dire kayak]

i panic killed like 4 hulks with the flamethrower in less than one mag

[visual vortex]

Where the starting gun is weaker than the S.E.A.F soldier's varisnt that does medium pen

And can take out a stingray solo

[modern bobcat]

Helldivers 2 has some of the worst keyboard and mouse controls I've ever experienced

[dire kayak]

not really

[green vector]

nah that goes to space marine 2

[modern bobcat]

Have you stolen my experiences?

I've been gaming since 1992

I have played ... many games

[modern bobcat]

SM2 still has fairly intuitive keybord mapping eventhough it is consolised by design

the main mapping problems in SM2 come down to switching to aim down sights

[split mauve]

helldiver is pretty intuitive too

you aim, you shoot

[green vector]

true

sm2 too parry on c

cause why the fuck not

[split mauve]

lol c

[modern bobcat]

I switched Parry to F

[dire kayak]

i havent had any issues with mouse and keyboard on hd2 or sm2

[thorny crane]

so i think im having a bug? sometimes when using the relic blade (havent checked with other weapons) i just cant heavy attack, it will only light attack and then light attack again when i release left click, anyone know the cause?

[visual vortex]

Mah that goes to bubsy 3d

[split mauve]

your mouse is dying

[green vector]

yo mouse is fucked my g

[modern bobcat]

SM2 toggle aim/toggle off aim is one of the main problems

[visual vortex]

It's cause you're usung the relic blade

[modern bobcat]

I had to map toggle to mouse side button

[split mauve]

what

aim is a toggle?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[green vector]

by default yes

[split mauve]

are they insane

[visual vortex]

But i just dodge out of it

[green vector]

yes

[modern bobcat]

Ya, you have to toggle aim on mouse and KB

[green vector]

toggle aim and parry on c

LOOOOOOL

[modern bobcat]

so if you want to aim multi-melt

[visual vortex]

I like it

[modern bobcat]

you have to toggle into aim stance

and toggle out

[visual vortex]

Because it puts less effort on me

[modern bobcat]

if you accidentally toggle while running away

you're dead

[visual vortex]

I like when my games play itself

[dire kayak]

youre not supposed to run away

[thorny crane]

like actually?

damn

[green vector]

idk

[thorny crane]

bruh

[modern bobcat]

Yes, you're meant to dodge roll away

[green vector]

LOL

[split mauve]

get on a software to check your inputs

try holding left mouse

and see if it's dropping the input

[visual vortex]

Beat your mouse into an unrecognizable heap of scrap.

[split mauve]

might just be needing some cleaning inside

[dire kayak]

im so confused

[visual vortex]

I would never clean my mouse

The disgusting gunk that grows like vines increases my performance

[modern bobcat]

The main unintuitive problem with Darktide is mapping dodge and jump on the same button

[thorny crane]

it actually is thank you

not just darktide ig

[split mauve]

that sucks

[timber elk]

is now wake but his wool is all over the place and his eyes had bags underneath them

[thorny crane]

i took off the left click cover and then put it back on and i think it fixed itself?

[visual vortex]

I like junping into the crusher's overhead hammer top turn-buckle slam

[dire kayak]

pull the wool over his eyes

[split mauve]

it's prob going to happen again if it was some gunk

[green vector]

jumping into a trappers net

[visual vortex]

It's never the gunk

Keep the gunk

[thorny crane]

ok 👍

[timber elk]

NARGHHHHHH flails his arms at them

[visual vortex]

Makes ur hand smell nice

[thorny crane]

ill clean it

[visual vortex]

No

[thorny crane]

thanks for your help guys

[split mauve]

bro it doesn't even pay its rent

[visual vortex]

Dont

Dont clean it

[thorny crane]

why

i dont want to follow nurgle

[visual vortex]

Let the gunk deteriorate its insides and then destroy it

Dump itnin the trashcan and call it w worthkess piece of shit

[thorny crane]

but i kind of like this mouse

[visual vortex]

Then get a "better" mouse that starts breaking in a week

[astral basin]

.>

<.<

[visual vortex]

That's how fans work

[dull hamlet]

[idle marten]

Good morning

[visual vortex]

U get a cheap box-fan from china yhat works 24:7 nonstop on high

[visual vortex]

Good morning

Did u brush ur teeth

[idle marten]

How's the day going?

[visual vortex]

Sleepy

[idle marten]

Not yet just woke up still in bed

Do we brush teeth before or after breakfast

[visual vortex]

Before

I do before

[idle marten]

Whats the thought process

[visual vortex]

Because if you do after your teeth sre double dirty from the breakfast

But brushing them before protects your teeth enamel

In case yoy eat something acidic like an orange

[idle marten]

Makes sense

[visual vortex]

I sometimes do double mouthwash and double floss

To get good breath again and to get rid of breakfast between teeth

[idle marten]

You got pearly whites?

[visual vortex]

I drink tea

[idle marten]

[visual vortex]

Which stains my teeth

But wuthout tea yeah

I hust need to wash teeth with water

[visual vortex]

Dont worry i not british

Too stoopoodoo to be euripean

[modern bobcat]

I just Ogryn charged into the fan on Relay Station

[visual vortex]

🧠

[modern bobcat]

there was pox gas I didn't see that it wsn't spinning lol

[visual vortex]

Darktide breeds the smartest people yet

[idle marten]

I watched a guy get pulled into the fan by a mutant

[hard crane]

smartest heretic on the otherhand

[visual vortex]

I once had a dude say he needed ammo and take the large packs

He had a white ammo symbol

He was a zealot

I and another dude were vets

[hard crane]

probably missing one throwing knife

[visual vortex]

I dont thunk those can get back from ammo boxes

[hard crane]

elite kills and ammo boxes give em back

[visual vortex]

He was eating the ammo

Me and the other vet had red ammo

[hard crane]

100% he wanted more throwing knives

[visual vortex]

🧠

[hard crane]

no other reason

[visual vortex]

It's always the ones that use vc

Maybe if they were focused less on talking they would be better?

🤔

[lofty slate]

so how bad are havoc assignments? just finished the auric maelstrom mission

[visual vortex]

They suck

[inland mantle]

Depends on rank

Around H25 is where it gets hard for most people

[lofty slate]

ánd they go up to 40!

?

[inland mantle]

Yea

[fiery wave]

I always need more ammo for my vraks. No, I know I still have 50% of my ammo pool left, still need because OCD is real.

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[visual vortex]

The ammo id M I N E

nobody rlse needs it cuz im always low

Cuz i spend it shooting unarmored shambling poxwalkers

[fiery wave]

Nope, already grabbed and now at 75% pool.

[lofty slate]

diabolical profile

[dire kayak]

?

[visual vortex]

Ive seen worse

Go to the factorio or terraria discord

[lofty slate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-macska-cica-vomit-oklendez-gif-14738230240638170539

[inland mantle]

Dont do that

[visual vortex]

Real pieces of work there

[dire kayak]

i dont understand

[fiery wave]

Look at your own profile.

[lofty slate]

i'm gonna stay far away from terraria servers ty

[ancient violet]

99% sure they are a transphobe

Put ur bets in

[dire kayak]

ohhh

i dont like transphobes

[lofty slate]

pump it up to 100%

[ancient violet]

Me neither, but sometimes I need them around so I can feel better about myself

[visual vortex]

I think it wss more about the passive thing

[hazy kestrel]

Based and anti-bigot pilled.

[fiery wave]

The learning to fly bit.

You also find a ton of those in some places.

[visual vortex]

I always feel better about myself

2 stupid 2 care about other people

[fiery wave]

Some people question if it's attention seeking or just silent plea for someone to notice.

[visual vortex]

2 brain-damaged 2 care if i WANTED to care

[lofty slate]

yup

bingo

[dire kayak]

youre lucky

[fiery wave]

Could be either, but some are annoyed by it.

[visual vortex]

Nah

Dont got gud empathy

[hazy kestrel]

Empathy is a curse at times.

[visual vortex]

Cant sympathize with others enough to care about them

Or empathize

Dont reslly care enough to figure it out

[hazy kestrel]

Caring too much is not good for one’s mental health. Take it from me.

[fiery wave]

I'm just stating bluntly btw, I know the feel all too well.

[lofty slate]

yes senpai

[dire kayak]

i wish i was more oblivious

[lofty slate]

get a lobotomy

[tender horizon]

Yk some people survive those completely intact?

[lofty slate]

try again

[tender horizon]

Dude named Howard Dully got one at 12 and wrote a book about it after

[modern bobcat]

Dully is an unfortunate name for someone with a lobotomy

[visual vortex]

U just totta hit head enough

[ancient violet]

To who?

[visual vortex]

Me

[tender horizon]

Universal irony

[visual vortex]

I need another one

[ancient violet]

Give it to me

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t give a rat’s ass what bigoted trash think pal. No need to let them drag you down to their shriveled, pathetic corner.

[visual vortex]

Jo me

[lofty slate]

you're tuff

[full osprey]

yoyo does anyone wanna play some havoc? im at havoc21

[fiery wave]

Just don't think about it, yuri always good, mhm. Best.

[modern bobcat]

I played too much Deadlock and forgot how to play Drktide

[dire kayak]

i love yuri

[tender horizon]

Try #vox-lfg-lexicanum subchannels

[modern bobcat]

thank you

[visual vortex]

Yuri lame

[modern bobcat]

kill this man

[dire kayak]

girls kissing is the best

[lofty slate]

weird thing to say

[fiery wave]

Are you pressing dodge in a game without dodge? Spamming the tag button or something else because you are now playing something like Crime Boss? Yep. Get the feel.

[visual vortex]

Why watch people kiss when u can get in happy relationship hrself?

No need to watch others happy

[modern bobcat]

I tried to do my Havoc assignment for the week and kept hitting shift to dodge :X

[fiery wave]

You mean cuddling.

[visual vortex]

Need to get ur own happy to stay happy

🧠

[dire kayak]

cuddling is the best too

[fiery wave]

Good thing I just kark up on the OTHER games. Lul.

[fiery wave]

Maybe you are lucky and not born below avg?

[visual vortex]

Nah

[modern bobcat]

Won a couple games with Venator then a bunch with Paige though which was nice

[visual vortex]

I just dont watch other couples kiss and stuff

Becuz it weird

[fiery wave]

Maybe you are lucky your partner is always near and not $3500 away?

[dire kayak]

ive tried

[tender horizon]

You say that but I've seen fuck ugly people happy in a relationship together so

[visual vortex]

I dont even have a partner

[lofty slate]

glad i'm not the only one that thinks that

[visual vortex]

Dont need 1 to be happy

[lofty slate]

i'll be yours daddy

[visual vortex]

Im not gay

But i can give hug

[tender horizon]

Are you sure?

[lofty slate]

hug good

[fiery wave]

Yeah, but you do get rejected rudely by most of the pool.

[weary drum]

If you have to say you aren't then you probably are D:

[visual vortex]

Yes

[visual vortex]

That why i single

🧠

[tender horizon]

Start mewing then idk

[visual vortex]

And watching happy couples only intensify loneliness rsther than solve it

[visual vortex]

Start working out

Eat healthy

Brush teeth

Shower

[tender horizon]

Work out, develop a sense of fashion

[weary drum]

Looksmaxing 👀

[visual vortex]

Work out, develop a personality

[fiery wave]

What do you mean? You know I do that already.

[visual vortex]

Prove it

[tender horizon]

Idk what you do tbf

[dire kayak]

the standards for women, even trans women, are way too high

[hazy kestrel]

Best I can do is dress a bit too formally and get my money’s worth out of my trench coat.

[visual vortex]

Standards are too hugh

Or aim lower

[tender horizon]

Buddy I can almost promise you a trench coat is not a fashion statement

[hazy kestrel]

I look good in it, but I don’t think it’s gonna land me any dates.

[fiery wave]

Some are just boring. Hell, pretty sure at times, people only care because I can literally write smut on demand if asked and feeling like doing so.

[hazy kestrel]

Shit

[tender horizon]

The standards for anyone are insanely high in current society.

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so over trench coat bros.

[lofty slate]

😂🫵🏻

[visual vortex]

This

[tired steeple]

Hello

[visual vortex]

I think

I think

[fiery wave]

Why date someone ugly when you got better choices? Heck, dunno why she even likes me at times.

[tender horizon]

I'm not looking for sympathy fwiw I'm gorgeous and ik I am

[dire kayak]

that you are tongs

[visual vortex]

We should all hold hands around a tiny globe

[tired steeple]

I’m good

[dire kayak]

hell yeah

count me in

[visual vortex]

We could be like thise school posters in the lubrary

Where it's like the poorly srawb peole amiling

That could be ys

[hazy kestrel]

Oh shit, I have to return my library books today. I think they’re overdue.

[fiery wave]

Globe of what though? The Earth? The moon? Uranus?

[visual vortex]

The Earth

Smartass.

[tired steeple]

Mars

[dire kayak]

YES

[visual vortex]

Saturn

[ancient violet]

Flat*

[tired steeple]

I wear the red of mars

[fiery wave]

Tell us how much the fine is.

[tired steeple]

And the steel of the omnissiah

[dire kayak]

me toooooo

[lofty slate]

"flat"

[hazy kestrel]

Ok.

[dire kayak]

i love mars

[tired steeple]

My favourite planet’s venus