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yeah its what i meant
Or mamal like reptile
Chickens are vicious af
I forget what it was
the connection between bird and bat would be pretty far back
Chickens will just eat a rat
Swarm it liek raptors
Archosaurs are reptile like mamals if I remember right
So many old terms
honestly all you have to do is look at one of the big long legged birds like emu and the like to see it
The fucks around before dinosaurs
and yeah rooster spurs are no joke tbh
If a chicken can swarm an animal
It wont just be a rat
Itll definitely be bigger
They are opportunistic everything.
It is neither
The goose is better
The chicken is a bitter bastard
i prefer raising geese to chickens tbh, ducks are goofy but i like geese because they just don't care, they will leave if they feel like it
geese will kill you if they think they can get away with it lol
I like herons
every once in a while you can see a great horned owl in my area... they'll look like batman sitting on roof looking at you
have they buffed chain axe within the past few months?
most owls are small and cute, those guys are like demons in the night, i swear they are the source of alot of scary stories
Hens do not need a rooster to perform their instinctive habits
In fact, the most aggressive hen will even grow a comb and wattle to signify that its the protector of the flock
i don't think so? but scum makes it really good
1 ½ legion
sometimes they'll just act tough with no change tbh... lol i've also seen a hen take over as protector when the rooster was a layabout
I love owls
Never have the pleasure of seeing any but one
i like barn owls, they look so sweet and pretty and then they open up their mouths and the sound of a million demons crawling out of hell escapes their beaks
Im a cat person
Ferrets, Foxes, and Owls are all different species running on the same cat hardware
Unfortunately
Ferrets are prone to extreme nastiness and Foxes will commit disgusting acts
ferrets are fun, i wish they didn't have such a strong musk but they are great pets outside of that
Stinky noodle
lol onetime we had a fox colony of like 60 foxes build up in our neighborhood... it was a nightmare they'd be just like taking over areas and bullying people out of them
Rule of thumb with ferrets
Anything within reach will be covered in excrement, and they are masters of finding a way to getting where the dont belong
yeah... they do those things lol
honestly they are smart enough to learn boundries in terms of going places... but they'll constantly push those boundries
Holy fuck i cooked
Is their waste solid or liquid?
Both
yes?
Imagine laying down on your bed after a long day, just to feel something wet on your cheek
word has it foxes smell terrible 🤔
they don't stink up an area like a skunk but they don't smell good
Foxes are fine
skunk is another tier altogether, nothing smells worse
I would want a maine coon or something but money tight
Its not healthy to wash your animals unless necessary
But w ferrets
Once or twice a month is absolutely necessary even if they are strictly container bound
And i know how high the vet bills can be
Wsp everybody🎊
there might be things that smell worse honestly... but skunk smell has some staying power
there is that salt 😏
Have you ever been to a pig farm?
Foxes are generally clean
They have some musk to them
But they have attachment issues. They only really bond to a handful of folk and can be jealous
And. When they get angry…
I 5hink that smells worse than skunk
that... yeah that has a smell thats... alot
may I have some oats brother
meat production plants also have a terrible smell

when my friend was a mortician they always smelled like formaldehyde and other weird stuff
brother, i require more bolter ammunition
Chicken plants
You know its bad when the odor is so strong you cant smell anything even after leaving
the second i get some money, i am going to throw this phone INTO literal outer space
oh man there was a turkey plant near where i grew up, it shut down when i was young but i can still smell the smell if i think about it
Go do a crime
Did you know the Chinese arrested people for posting gay pandas content
new space program about to drop
now how would they know the pandas are..gay
wait don't answer that
Gay pandas
not that theres anything wrong with that!
Guys they were just good roommates
gay pandas are like step 38 of the gay agenda, we aren't there yet so you can assume all pandas aren't gay atm
at least until the Event is triggered
The gay agender
then its gay pandas for days
You know, Panda struggle to survive on their own
Imagine the entire Panda population went gay
There won't be much of those going about
what in the god damn did i just get on recording
that would never be allowed, national treasures cannot go extinct
a zombie started flying and then the server shut down by an error
Bro we sacrificed firewood and the goddess of luck for the gay agenda
So understandably, gay pandas are illegal
pandas are proof that when evolution says "survival of the fittest" it sometimes takes a while
Are koalas endangered?
they have mastered the art of cuteness
Yes but no
drop bears are scary man
Koalas are on the same boat as Panda, except a whole lot less cute
In fact i won't miss them at all, actually
Koalas are on the endangered list as of 2022
koalas food source is a tree that causes more fires
there's too many things that looks cute that can and will fuck you up
nature is very unfair
I ask bc
Their whole livelihood is
Sleep. Wake up. Get high. Back to sleep.
the amount of people who think that elk and moose and deer won't just murder you around where i live is crazy
Cats 30,000BC:
"I'll fook u up m8"
Cats now:
"I'll fook u up m8"
Elks and moose are fucking mental
They're hail as spirit gods for a reason
IP grabber
people think if they don't eat meat they are pet'able 😏
Their entire species evolved to be selectively addicted to an edible
They CAN eat other fiber foods
They refuse to
lol in estes park, like the actual town some of the elk have learned they basically get free reign of the town because they are protected so its not uncommon to be in a shop there and just suddenly an elk barges in because it was bored
think hippo is prob the biggest vegan killer out there
usually with a police escort
Shikanokonokono tan tan
i've had an mooose collapse my tent by trying to lick the dew off... it felt like it was going to crush my head when it licked near there
my head hurt for days
Hippos are the main animal that evolved to treat humans like unwanted neighbors
Moose
Hippos will fuck anything up that's in their territory
there's a vid out there of a baby deer getting chased into a hippo
hippos followed the tried and true "mouth with motor functions" style of evolution
its a real winner
can you explain the joke in more detail
Buffalo. A cow looked at a horse and said “that looks neat, get to see more places.”
Moose. A deer saw the buffalo. “Yk what? I want the tank build.”

moose and bison are just so big when you actually see them in real life... like when you see an elk you're like "ok thats about horse sized so this makes sense" but moose and bison are like monster sized
a baby moose will be the size of a horse lol
well an adolescent moose
Im convinced the water buffalo saw a hippo tell a human/big cat to fuck off and said “imma start showing up to their family meetings”
holy fuck i cooked making my homebrew 2nd legion
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/53eoiyj56-E
"I'm dog now"
Fuck me i want one
Buying a farm brb
lol they seem like they act like normal domestic cows but a bit more water bound... normal cows are hard to not get attached to if you only have a small herd
I was thinking bison before yeah
Still
Ive seen a full sized bull play like a dog
Which is terrifying given how big it is
i actually like american bullfighting because its just the clowns doing stunts over the bulls... and some of those old bulls look like they're having so much fun
the clowns out of makeup i should say, most american bullfighters are just clowns in their day job showing off their bull distraction tricks in contest form
but you'll see the bulls full on charge and the guy will flip over the bull and the bull will just be like "what the hell i know i hit you"
My old hs science teacher went to clown school
old bullfighting is sad and i hate it but yeah new age american bullfighting is fun because it gives the aged bulls something to do and a reason to keep them around and lets the clowns show off their skills also
Clown college, whichever
Ehem, pardon me. All profession is worthy of respect. Unless you're selling crack or a politician
They don't kill the bull afterward and the fighter is in more danger than the bull i'd say
bull isn't even harmed at all in the process so its nice
Politician shouldn’t be a profession istg
Lawyer? Yes. Someone has to know how to read fine print and provide a better oration than i ever could
But politician? A government service? A community service?
The Institute of Applied Baffoonery
It's bad until your walter white
pretty sure it was supposed to be bad when he did it also lol
So. Clown College closed in 1997
Was founded by Ringling Bros. and Barney & Bailey
there are still probably programs all over
Ringing bros is defunct now or no
its like if you want to get into wrestling you can find programs in like every state
Pretty sure they were screwed since they can't use animals anymore
like an hour from me i could learn how to be a manager for the local wrestling production lol
for pretty cheap
i'm sure clown stuff is like that too
they also teach you how to be a ref there too if you want to play that part instead... and normal wrestler stuff but managers and refs are more akin to clowns
You think Clowning is flourishing as a profession rn?
lol i think there will be enough weirdos around to want to teach it even if its not 
I imagine clown stuffs will be under theater
Clown college sounds like a blast
Hmmmm, there exist a clown youtuber, her entire gig is to juggling things
Quite popular too
Wait
Ayo?
i feel like thats not a clown and is more a juggler
Juggling was in the clown act so
i used to be able to juggle... but i haven't tried in very long
Do it w glass bottles
bruh
like i'm pretty sure if you handed me stilts i've be able to pop on those bad boys and dance around like it was yesterday i last wore them... but juggling idk... i was shaky at best with it so i probably would just fail on the first rotation
tryyy
Was the last time you tried before the hand injury?
this is your sign to gamble
lol way before that... the last time i juggled was like 20 years ago
... i think i've used stilts more recently than that... i didn't do much other stuff like that tho, i learned to help out with some friends projects and events and stuff
Ooo
I wonder where Alexander went
That mans got a busted eye from childhood stuffs
Another guy here has a bad leg
lol bodies fall apart man 
Oh god I watched the movies a year ago
I found my comment too
:o
"This is a beautiful movie. i was mesmerized all the way through. I wish i could cry."
Shit-Happens™
oh hey its that jester furry
Also it's more jester than clown
sick
Furry?
That is very much remiscent of Puro
clussy
But you're not ready for that
i need to rewatch that, it was a really weird movie wasn't it? but like really good?
its been forever
SUPER weird. I found it really fun

block ader
@somber stream you should have known better than to share a niche among degens 😝 😭
i'll check it out later, all i can remember of the movie was being surprised at its weirdness because i wasn't expecting it walking in but also enjoying myself
when is death for the emperor
The Femboy Cult will slap it so fast youll get whiplash
They are always waiting
Watching
is the femboy cult a cult of femboys or a cult that goes after femboys?
Both
they do overlap sometimes even to be fair yeah
Missus is an exception
That ho is just out there
FUSHIGI
nuts
:3
guys we can all juggle balls like adults
*juggles your balls*
Master the magic ball technique with fushigi! Now 19.99!
…inflation brings that up to $45…
45 bucks for 3 metal balls
still cheaper than your ronco rotisserie oven that only cost 9 easy payements of 29.99

but wait, you don't just get the ronco roisserie oven it also comes with a special set of rons famous chefs knives
insomnia sucked in the early 00s and late 90s... all you could do was watch ron popeil sell you random shit with his name on it every night over and over
eugh.
adult swim was a godsend
nowadays the only channels youll find it on is old people channels
yeah its a thing of the past now
adult swim was truma for little sleep deprived kids like me 🥀
good ol' 3 am adult swim anime 😌
do not the jiggle
Does anyone remember kraft punk
im so close to finishing achievements for Darktide, then I can finally just play the game (MOSTLY) normally.
god i couldn't imagine being a kid and accidently watching "this house is full of people" or "unedited footage of a bear"
i would have died
Tim and Erics bedtime stories

it was quality shit i will not lie
hope it involves canibalism
i fr cant stop cooking rn
like any good german bed time story
im ballin and cant get up
rip
maybe lol... williams street was super... freeform
adult swim also was the first time i got into forums and stuff, the forums would have watch parties for all the anime premiers lol
before that i stayed away from them lol
I remember when Idubbz tried to interview the guy
and hyde like
did a whole fuckin set up dude
just one big elaborate lie
I don't think he wants anyone to know who he is as a person
indepth at least
lol you're probably right
Shouldn't you be diving for Super Earth
Cyberstan is 2 planets away
We already lost 50 million Helldivers
i should probably play that this weekend
i want to meet this stan guy and ask why his robot friends are so mad
Same
Just bring Grenade launcher lol
DO NOT DO FLAG MISSIONS ON THE HULK PLANET
THERE NOT ENOUGH BOOM
the big laser is fun against hulks if you're a brave boy with steady aim
They're heavy pen now btw
Take about 3-4 well placed shot to take down 1 hulk
A whole belt for 4 of them if they're close enough
autocannons can still shred if it you headshot right?
yeah, i mostly only take "have to hit head to take out the hulk" weapons tbh
HMG Emplacement 😌
Quite hard to do that while on the move, i assure you
every time i try to use the emplacement i always put it in bad places and feel dumb lol
there is six hulks per dropship
also am know :3
btw is that tank they teased out yet or what
i usually do ok tbh, i even use controller when i play hd2, but i've also played like 20 something years of EDF so i'm used to aiming in a game like that
tank is out
you only lose deployments / get demoted when you fail a havoc that is same or higher than your current assignment rank right? If my rank is 28 and I help someone that is 22 and we fail, I dont get punished?
Nice, see you on the front, helldiver
Yeah should be
kk thanks
What about Tertium??
This rotation is pretty good
Atoma could fall at any minute
30s havocs are the best mix of fun and hard
It felt as fun as auric
yea, this weeks rotation is much easier to climb with lol
almost all of the modifiers are not too bad. Now i just have to worry about map modifiers like lights out and pox gas lol
That's very nice, very nice, smile btw you on youtube https://youtu.be/wU_Ahuc8ga0 MUAHAHHAHA
Well if i didn't crash and disconnect everytime i play Darktide,
i've been so lazy about havocs for a little while now, just never climbing
bro doesn't climb hasn't even started yet
no blight, no rot armor although I don't mind rot armor that much
blight spreads is just plain poopy though
Oh hey its me :D
I hate the tox gas missions LUL
i like rot armor, i like when enemies are spongy but i also dont' miss when its not there overall
its ok :)
Feels weird seeing myself play
Man rdr2 is so good
@drowsy prawn yeah they released tank w the update that had bond
Can't get anyone into my Havoc party listing :X
Superstore items for new bond doesn’t release until the 10th
sometimes i install it just to like... fish some and then rob a train or two
“Heres a tank”
“Heres devastator only and hulk only planets thatll tear your tank apart”
I just booted it up to show my daughter the horse riding and the landscape and such and then she asked where Arthur lived and I showed her the camp and it turned out the gang was throwing a party, so we watched Arthur dance with Mary-Beth and listened to everyone sing, until it was just Arthur and Sean with the sun coming up 😌
strap teleport backpack to tank, teleporting tank
What a beautiful game.
teach her how to skin a bear
very important life skill
Oh thats sweet :)
ur daughter is like 6 right
Yup
i find replaying through the whole story now adays emotionally taxing
... but yeah theres alot of life to that game and alot of things that you stumble on that just surprise you in good ways
Old enough to be skinning bears
Nearly said 3 and knew that wouldn't make sense
probably cuz I was thinking of norths kid
I vaguely know what happens at the end but I'm just enjoying the ride for now
its a great ride tbh
I was about to suggest you buy her one of those Snes's with a hundred games or so on it
coulda swore I saw that once
introducing it to her early is key
alot harder without the manuals in alot of cases tbh, alot of info that is now just in game was not at all back then
Too late for that. She knows Roblox already
Not to worry, I'll have her playing elden ring when she's old enough
Me I always fantasized about like, giving my hypothetical kid a load of games with an emulator
so many games at their finger tips
but I can't raise a kid dawg 💀
she's plenty old enough to learn how to equip the guts sword and spam jump attacks 

Has anyone ever made a Zealot called "Hobo With a Shotgun" exclusively for Double Barrel?
Can't imagine having the financial or mental faculties to handle it
It's mostly the visuals that I think she's too young for
That's a cute idea
so many fucking games
at that age, I played a lot of 2D side scrollers like Hocus Pocus
Elden ring 
Ngl
Elden ring is really good at letting you pace around
Maybe when she's a little older. You know, when she can actually read English a little. I wasn't really into videogames at her age yet either, too confusing. I help her play some simple stuff now to get her used to controllers and lay the foundations
yeah, and i don't think she'd quite get the metaphors about the ruling classes of society and the lengths they might go to to uphold the status quo... thats at least 7 year old stuff 
Oh right
could go through the excruciating process of finding a dutch translation
I would play old gamecube/ps2 games wo any actual idea of what i was doing
Spiro, ff crystal chalice, uh…
of whatever game lmfao
They almost don't exist. Most stuff doesn't get translated for the Dutch market.
rip :(
It's fine, no rush
spyro is kind of a magical sort of game where you could be a small kid and just play in the hub for years and be happy lol
I could never think of a name
eco the dolphin for alot of kids was just that starting area where you were just like a dolphin in a small pool
because you have to do a high jump to start the game
The european copies of legend of zeldia ocarina of time has a dutch translation
not saying buy ur kid that tho
wait is that the one with the ben downed creepy pasta lmao
last time i replayed ocarina i realized i don't like it that much... i love MM tho
That's how I felt playing Incredibles and 102 Dalmatians puppies to the rescue games
and I can
ocarina suffers hard from being the first of its kind in the series and MM does alot to fix the problems
I tried playing Morrowind, of all games, before my English was very good
I miss 2000s licensed games 
i feel like games like that are rarer now... but still exist, the lego games are great for that
i think with MM I just couldn't figure out what to do when I first got it on emulator
Absolutely no idea what was going on but just happy to be there
I'll probably just play ocarina of time
there are so many made up words that would have been a nightmare
the one zelda game I played before botw was windwaker
and windwaker was real pretty
I liked that game a lot
when i was a kid playing it it took me like 2 weeks to figure out how to basically start the actual game
lmfao
Dude, me 5 years old or something playing Incredibles on the family desktop, not understanding single word in English
I always started a new game and kept playing the first level all the time
I imagine that was its short coming often
jesus christ
its so fucked up to like
no longer make games avaliable
Hey hey people
Isn't there on switch
I miss Battalion Wars
not on wikipedia
I think there's a remaster
its something i've always been used to, its kind of amazing that more games are being officially rereleased now adays (like i love the gba yugioh collection just for convenience). But yeah games only existing on one platform has just always been the way which sucks
Is Splatoon 2 good?
The platoon of ink 1 js gone
eternal darkness never being ported is one of the greatest losses in gaming
but you need to fucking wait for these mingy companies to release ports for pete sakes
but emulation is theft! let us sit on our IPs in peace!
yeah its sucks, i just got used to the suck 
That's because some of the insanity effects won't fit current TVs or Monitors
"It is my IP to sit on it all day"
Except the blue screen
i'm surprised they haven't done a golden sun collection yet, i assume its some rights issue
That was just evil
Has the Hestia's Blessings been the same since launch?
Been updated over time
lol i think they could fix it honestly pretty easy... or even just add a black bar effect to hide the jank as best as possibe... the best and meanest insanity effect tho was the "deleting save failes" one 
But not added anything new for a long while
I see
Ohhhh righttt
I was wondering if they add new cosmetics in there over time
4:3 monitors kinda exist now as like
I think last time Hestia got updated wss with Grim Protocols
Ao apparently the bot poster on hd2 discord is an arg
Theres segments of qr code hidden in it
There's Moebian 6th loyalist cosmetics
Not sure how long you mean for when you played
i hope its like 900 steps just to lead to a youtube video of Mr Roboto
I just mean when the game launched
I just played it this week
Then you my guy, you are about to experience a whole different game

Best heart attack be like
Tbf I played vermintide so it's pretty similar
Darktide is similar but there's more twists
I'll say it: Darktide is better than Vermintide
100%, that one and the one that makes you start losing random limbs... the best part was that my discs of the game had a scratch that caused the game to hard crash if i picked any god at the start besides the hardmode one
And I think we all here are too brainrotten for the more smoother and fast paced
I will admit to freaking out when the Roman dude just appeared out of nowhere
god the spell casting system in that game was the coolest thing
I just need it to have more content
in cosmetics ngl
For f2p
Darktide has fairly enough of them
yeah they aren't as flashy in general as the money shop stuff but you can make some pretty good looks out of the free stuff
Commissary has some goodies
And also Hestia stuff
Havoc too (if you want experience CBT)
Honestly, best Veteran gear is from the Commissary
For havoc?
Wait they added visors?
Not sure if it intentional
i like some of the ogryn commissary stuff, the more simple stuff can make some nice looks
Same
Though is funny that on brunt armoury you can see weapons that are yellow recolour
But not for sale

we aren't ready for that kind of power lol
Sorry lad, commodore is in need of more Aquilas to be flowing
Saw the visor. Looks badass ngl
i dont mind if it's not flashy
it's just not enough variety
to mix and match
ooooooaaaagghhhhhhhh I hate Havoc with pubs
Deadlock has also fucked me up, I kept trying to hit shift to dodge :X
Just bind it to Darktide smh
"Zealot can you please use the med stimm you picked up on our psyker who will die soon"
ignores
"Zealot please focus on melee twin with us"
ignores
psyker dies
zealot dies
Zealot: "There's a med stimm on me corpse"
OOOOAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH
hello yall
us zealotlings have zero brain activity, that should've been apparent
All we know is W key
had a guy chew me out for not putting down an ammo crate he dropped when he died just so he could go back to being max ammo
truly baffling
i have two fingers on each hand and half of my brain missing
thats all i need though
I was also Zealot :X
real
Zamn
glory to zealot
We got trapped in that part of Chasm Terminus where you drop down after second medicae
my brain activity is pressing attack on me eviscator
the little gated area before train station
i got the game in late december so ive been learning as i go
so I couldn't get out or around Crusher mob
The captain mission?
if other guy had stimmed our psyker before twins came in
we would have survived lmao
inferno scrier psyker was our damage
Yeh the Assassination one
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE WEAKPOINT OF A CHAOS SPAWN
You could if you really wanted to jump around the fence in the back right and then go all the around to where you first dropped down into that area
Easier said than done tho
face, but shroudfield backstab is very good too
head
No the first drop 🙁
Hmm
where you drop down broken stairs into first gated zone
Ah
Do the opposite and spawn 3 bosses
psyker we had would have clutched that though
Horrid to oneshot
Is it the weird circular mouth thing
Crab 🤤
That’s me
Best way to cook one?
I wouldn’t know
coconut curry

is it true that you eat human meat
I have a Burmese friend who used to make something like that but can't recall name of dish
Rangoons?
Yep
weekend havoc 40s are smth else
I find it funny
Grab and chicken are both bottom feed monstrosities
But are treated as a delicacy
IT DOESNT HAVE ONE
Maybe if they weren't so delicious, we'd leave them well alone
Pray that there isn't a highly advanced alien race with an appetite for human flesh
It does 👍
Are you talking about that one blob of meat and horn from SM2?
yes it does
Pray there isnt an intelligent alien race that turns out to be edible
Delicious or not. Some hick will just dump hot-sauce on it
Everything is edible, given enough effort
Hmm
Delicious or not is another matter
Waiting on some nerd to eat the sun
Photosynthesize
dark eldar
So a 380 power +16% toughness vs a 400 power +16% toughness
Get scammed
380 means it is not actually +16%?
They're both 16% just the 400 has a chance to be a 17%
tho you'll mostly get 17% at 410
what builds are there that can survive auric
Any build works for auric. Maybe not for the event tho
The event feels like it’s so hard for people to do for some reason
I’m always last standing
:3
how is the event hard
People hate using stimms I swear
its just extra stims no?
It spawns extra stuff based on stimms used
I’ve started just saying stimms give an extra 10% resistance per stimm used
10% what
I wish it did something about the toughness damage for gas tho
Gas resistance
lol
Mb I’m mildly tired
Buddy and I just played terraria for 10 hours straight 
like fatmangus is a lot more effective than I thought
How romantic
On wall of flesh now. He made me fish for like 2 hours
Can thank a.a for coming up with the build and ainz for giving it some changes
lol
I like fatmangus but I cant seem to get the healing some other people can
It’s either I take 0 damage or I get downed
You sure you got the build correct?
Decently sure
You need 3 21% health curios
The 20%s shouldnt break the build
just make sure its all 20%
Yea it is
It may just be I kinda suck so when I’m taking health damage I’m taking a LOT of it idk
Be like that
Yup
It's kinda hard to die if you're actively trying not to die tbh
Copied the talents straight from the one video with the silksong flea thumbnail
Agree !
Just do not get in the way of ranged fire
in havoc
ranged = death
DEATH.
They will delete your toughness and kill your family

No faster way to get zero'd than being out in the open
Well without any toughness boast 1 shooter can eat into your health on zealot if they land a full burst. Makes playing marty fun
Oh yeah I have gunner resist on all my curios and it’s still horrid
On fatmangus you can survive uh
Though the highest I’ve cleared is havoc 22 w/ some friends
slightly longer
Lock in
they can still really eat you
Cover, take cover. at every opportunity
Don't fuck with gunners till you've closed distance or killed them.
I still get wiped sometimes in auric maelstroms it’s fineeeeeeeee I’m still decently new
Made that mistake before lmao.
Charged some gunners as desperado ran out
Mmm
Insta downed
Slide spam
Yuppers
gaywomanmissus
dont do it with reapers ok
Well yea
Hive scum has not done good things for my timing on other classes
Lesbianmanmalakey
Should be a no brainer
Ah
Hive Scum dies a lot more easier if you dont know how to dodge
also
non ogyrn ranged enemies stop if you push them
flamers, trappers
very vulnerable to stagger
Man. I was happy with my small drinking session the other day
Forgot my shot glass was a 2 shot measure
Got the fireball flush
Oh I’m saying I’m so used to hive scum dodges/stamina that I keep expecting other classes to have the same lmao
ENOUGH! IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS LESBIAN DRAMA 🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️
- hazbin hotel (I think? I don’t know i remember one of the characters saying that)
Ahh yeah it gets u
I’m ok at dodging I’d say
That and the immunity when sliding
Tried some chivas regal for the first time after my two double shots
Made me a lil sick in the chest so i went ahead and cooled my binge quick
🤑🤑🤑
dont rlly use that but its still quite gudo
Anyway how is everyone
and IJ makes Relic blade soooo much more usable
going to bed soon and gonna see iron lung with my dad
Noice.
Relic blade hella fun
Use mark 2 relic blade
Also did you like my really bad joke?
which one I dont think- oh
Super dumb
no 
Awwwwwwww 🙁
I can’t check rn but is that the one with sweep heavy first and then strikedowns
Whyyy 🙁
Horizontal lights mostly
yeep
It’s what they say in the show <:(
they also have jeffrey dahmer in the pilot
And?
But it seems it was also fruitless too
I think i'll go to bed now
Make a better joke idk
Remember
Eh
Worship Ashley Graves
Less bien
NOOOOOOOOOO
Let's bean
Hasta la cya
Every time I see this character I’m reminded of this one person who I really dislike that loves this game
Be lucky missus didn’t bring the chat down to its knees with that one this time
Type shit I think

No she legit brought the discord to its knees with that sticker
Something happened?
Crazy actually I wanna know this lore
There’s really not much. She just posted a sticker of Ashely and the discord went ape shit over it
For 15 minutes
Everyone went crazy
Damn
Pretty much
Checks out
What the hell, sure?
Funniest shit ever but also the saddest
Think this was it idk
Swag
Benana?
All I know is the first words I saw was "lamb fleshlight" when I opened discord
eyo 
Got some freaks in here ong
Today's feeling isn't great innit?
As every good server should
people be down horrendous
True
Underneath terribly?
so uhh, been playing Menace, and idk what the hell am doing yet
Oh and that too
Menace?
Lock in idk
game by uhh Hooded Horse
know it? 
the event gave me cncer
Checks out
I did tried to romance Yrliet and failed spectacularly, yes
I finished the event last weekend
but I cannot do any quickplay without matching into an Event mission already gone wrong
Auric event?
I match in and every game is like 3 people down
Auric quickplay :X
People just cannot handle the event, they don't use the stimms
Just another day in Atoma
and when a boss or a twin spawns they lose their minds
Anyone else mistake the Arbites dog for the enemy dog? I just returned and I get freaked out by it often. I use Player Outlines mod. I'm not sure how that factors into it
I got called useless before (I was just fucking around so maybe it had merit....)
thats why i did it as bubble psyker.
can carry and if they sit in the bubble. its safe even with gas without stimming
because we had an auric sniper gauntlet map for event
I used Ogryn charge to close in and kill snipers
Quick play is so cooked rn and I have to use it or else I do half the mission with bots
all 3 other team members stood in front of them and died
then they blamed me for running off
Yeah Stimms on Auric with stimmless/cluesless team is bad...

Face tank for your team!
I used charge and went and melee killed them all
everyone else died
and it ws my fault
Sheesh
the crazy thing is tht all 12 snipers
were aiming through a single shipping continer object
you could literally stand to one side of it
and not get hit or aimed at
I made the mistake a lot when i first encountered it, you kinda get used to it
What class is he?
they stood right in the sniper lines and got mad they died XD
2 other ogryns and a Zealot lol
were you scoom?
You Hive Scum or Zealot?
Maybe it's the color of the dog that I should pay attention to. A marked enemy dog has similar colors
I was Ogryn with charge lol
cleaver ogryn ninja
surely they go martyr on a non-zealot class lol. The stuff you see in quickplay sometimes
Or they just rando build?
I think most pubs are random builds or some version of meta
but usully out of date
yeah. people do what they want. its just funny.
dont know till they try it out anyway
This and attacking hive scum/anyone with yellow cosmetics
I still do it sometimes
I used to mistake the arbites dog growl for a boss spawn sound too
and i mistake disrupt destiny highlights as my teammates sometimes X.X
Does anyone also got spook when seeing laser from rifleman and instead though of sniper?

?_?
It would be nice to have the dog somehow marked so visually I just ignore it. Maybe it's assumed I don't use Player Outlines. I could never play without the mod
yeah sometimes. infantry lasgun and heavy lasgun spook
Like sometimes the laser from las guns lasted longer and I though that was a sniper laser

??__??
I do that w/ recon lasguns a lot
okay how? this thing just goes brrrrrrrrr
It registers oh my teammate is shooting but I also see a big long lasting laser and assume there’s a sniper
the more stimms your team uses the more likely bosses are to spawn so i only used med stimms when i was doing the event missions
It does?
I bring thunder hammer zealot specifically for this
when the map seems to spawn only Plague Ogryns it's not bad
And also cause it’s just fun
I dunno if this is just bias but I've noticed
when you get Pogryns it's only those
when Chaos Spawn, only those
etc
If it's Plague Ogryn spawns though those are easy to facetank as Ogryn
yeah because every time you use a stimm you gain 10% immunity to gas corruption so to balance that out they increased boss spawns
so I just spam stimms
i finished them as fast as i can and now if i qp into an event mission i just leave lol
i was not a fan of the event
thankful for the extra resources tho
Wish they made the resistance affect toughness
That’s all I ask
Ok cool I’m not taking slow health damage but I’m still in the middle of a horde of buffed enemies with no toughness
What they should have done is make it so stimms award some gold toughness while you're stimmed
lots o fun
That's pretty good
players would also notice the gold toughness effect
more than the 100% gas resist icon
and would realise they need to use the stimms
Yeah and your teammates got chase around by bosses kek ( I lazy play higher difficulty so I do it at uprising and see newbies getting wacked lmao) 
the worst part about the gas is some times its so thick you can't see shit coming at you
Yeah it’s bad
Oh this reminds me
Was doing the 15 missions in a row without being downed penance with one of my friends in a private lobby
Knife zealot
Pox gas + pox bomber + your health got infected and you vision is grey
And we had 4-5 missions in a row where the director spawned 2 plague ogryns in the same place

It was wild
just spam rolling steel on uprising
8 minutes per lol
and you can do it alone
Gotta be on malice or higher
oh right :\
I just did uhhh
Can’t rmb the name it’s the desert one where you’re fixing the vox(?) array
What map you guys doing the 15 wins without downed?
Purge the growths and work your way up the stairs
Real
Yeah spamming rolling steel is the fastest way for wins penance
im currently 46 of 100 lol
Relay station trs-150
For?
Dream Team
Oh..
Swag
the last achievement on my list
I done by accident kek
I am not that patient
Spawned one ogryn on the drop where you work your way up the shantytown to the airlock
And then another ogryn after that airlock on the way to the elevator
It sucks playing uprising and your allies just die on a simple difficulty
Oh my god i finally understand
Piraka really were just frat bros
hey we all start somewhere
I have not what is that
Oh I have a clip to send lemme
#darktide-pics-vids Check this kek
I suppose
yummers
Hey rejects, is there any twitch drop campaing goin` rn?
no aquillas for events:c
in other news im almost finished with vet penances. Just gotta do Weapon Specialist, Marksman, and Executioners Stance
eehh
I see
except arbites
Wowza
I have 580 hours but I finish all class penances before that...
I’ve got similar I am nowhere near all the penances for any class

Except maybe scum
But that requires playing vulture’s mark desperado scum
And id rather not
you really just gotta focus it
im honestly almost finished with every classes penances 😛
Some penances can be easily done with comrades of you know how to cheese it

For me I got lucky on some hard penances
I mean I gotta get however many vultures mark stacks that’s js abt it
Yeah same
That one taking no melee damage for vet I did on my first match with it
Cliffhanger can suck my left nut, never try it legit LUL


