Paul, how do the hell you get born without your parents being there
#general-chat
sleek harness
ancient violet
I knew someone who had 3 surrogate moms and then they had a 4th guy be the sperm donor to mix up the gene pool
elder merlin
Paul, how do the hell you get born without your parents being there
Ask Doofenshmirtz
rotund mountain
Im just not takin anything seriously
That’s what Ogryn’s do
sleek harness
Ask Doofenshmirtz
Ahh, I got the reference
elder merlin
Also i cant believe i typed that correctly
ancient violet
I also knew a trans woman who temporarily stopped taking hormones in order to produce enough sperm for her wife 😞
It didn't work out
elder merlin
I knew someone who had 3 surrogate moms and then they had a 4th guy be the sperm...
Now we're bein a little too crazy
ancient violet
Very sad
slim flicker
played maelstorm for the first time in a month
is it normal for mutant trains to spawn
idle marten
How was it?
sleek harness
played maelstorm for the first time in a month
Which maelstrom
idle marten
Yeah
ancient violet
Now we're bein a little too crazy
Nah this seems wholesome
Everyone working together to make a healthy baby 🍼
green vector
what the fuck am i reading
slim flicker
it felt like a fever dream hearing RRAAAAHHHHH every few minutes then watching your friends get bowled
ancient violet
it felt like a fever dream hearing RRAAAAHHHHH every few minutes then watching y...
Skill diff
sleek harness
which kinda defeats the point of a charger
It filings you around the room you are
cosmic burrow
MORE MUTANTS MODIFIER
ancient violet
Mutants are one of the easier modifiers if it's with the hunting ground one
But it can get nasty if it is "extra specialists"
green vector
we dont need a 3rd mob type that pins u forever ty
slim flicker
i yearn for a mod that changes the hound pounce sound to that of a Hunter
polar robin
mutants are like chargers that let go
imagine got grabbed by a mutant and a poxburster dived into you 
elder merlin
Nah this seems wholesome
Everyone working together to make a healthy baby 🍼
I was mostly joking, though it does seem pretty wild regardless
drowsy lynx
It's so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma
grim spoke
type shit
thick coyote
Who the hell is Steve Jobs
rotund mountain
It's so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma
Who da gruttin ‘ell is Steve Jobs
drowsy lynx
Ligma balls bwooooooooopp
slim axle
By the time youre 30, you should :
-Own a house
-Own at least one car
-Have a successful business or high paying job
⁃Be well-versed in but skeptical of the Paranormal and mystical
-Have a terrifying spiritual experience that makes you doubt your understanding of reality and awakens the divine spark of magic within.
⁃ Discover a world of wonders and horrors beyond your wildest imaginations that has been hidden from you by the powers that be.
⁃Study the mystical arts and occult theory to cultivate your power
-Join a coven/lodge/cabal of fellow mages.
-Take up arms against the shadowy order of technomages keeping the arcane world secret from the general public in the modern world
GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER!
rotund mountain
Ligma balls *bwooooooooopp*
dying Ogryn noises
thick coyote
By the time youre 30, you should :
-Own a house
-Own at least one car
-Have a...
Bleach lore
drowsy lynx
somber stream
By the time youre 30, you should :
-Own a house
-Own at least one car
-Have a...
Sounds like something a Greyname would utter
little marten
By the time youre 30, you should :
-Own a house
-Own at least one car
-Have a...
Completed it at 29
slim axle
Completed it at 29
Based.
somber stream
During an attempt to use incense to ease my mind, I've accidentally reignited my crave for cigarette
little marten
Tell you what
little marten
During an attempt to use incense to ease my mind, I've accidentally reignited my...
IT WILL PASS
somber stream
Shit went full circle
timber elk
suddenly spawns from the abyss
slim axle
During an attempt to use incense to ease my mind, I've accidentally reignited my...
Pentex and its Wyrm Tainted products are an disaster to the Modern World. Syndicate should shut them down already.
timber elk
Pentex and its Wyrm Tainted products are an disaster to the Modern World. Syndic...
Did….did you just reference world of darkness?
drowsy lynx
*suddenly spawns from the abyss*
timber elk
What the-? grabs a broom and pushes it back get! Get back! I SAID GET BACK YOU SPAWN OF HELL!!!
slim axle
Did….did you just reference world of darkness?
Yes
somber stream
IT WILL PASS
I heard it's considered sexy to have a garden in the UK, is this true?
timber elk
I heard it's considered sexy to have a garden in the UK, is this true?
Ummm….what kind of plants you got?
slim axle
By the time youre 30, you should :
-Own a house
-Own at least one car
-Have a...
Also referenced it here @timber elk
timber elk
Also referenced it here <@1380346230948761623>
No that’s just Hunter: the parenting.
somber stream
I have 1 (one) cactus
slim axle
No that’s just Hunter: the parenting.
Hunter The Parenting is peak.
nocturne bloom
I heard it's considered sexy to have a garden in the UK, is this true?
i really want to make a joke but i know im targeted
timber elk
Hunter The Parenting is peak.
Dude I got hyped up when sir D was talking about killing gods and demons with your bare hands.
nocturne bloom
just know it involves the word bush
slim axle
Dude I got hyped up when sir D was talking about killing gods and demons with yo...
Agreed
nocturne bloom
timber elk
I wonder
Are there any werewolves that’s hunt other supernatural creatures like the hunters do?
drowsy lynx
I heard it's considered sexy to have a garden in the UK, is this true?
Hmm is it a sexy garden?
timber elk
Because I would totally do that if I started playing world of darkness
somber stream
Hmm is it a sexy garden?
What even is a sexy garden
little marten
Turn the craving into a desire for a nice slice of cheese
nocturne bloom
What even is a sexy garden
little marten
I heard it's considered sexy to have a garden in the UK, is this true?
Garden is a luxury in London everywhere else it’s fairly standard
My garden is 5x5 pretty much lol
idle marten
Guys who's this tanner iv been hearing about
green vector
who dat
idle marten
little marten
Darktide YouTuber, was controversial apparently
idle marten
Why what he do?
green vector
frosty moss
little marten
Why what he do?
I don’t pay attention enough to give a fully truthful answer but people argue over it
cosmic burrow
ogryn chat hates him very much
cosmic burrow
Why what he do?
insulted Hank told everyone the ogryn guide is trash and so on
timber elk
ogryn chat hates him very much
Yeah didn’t like Tanner shit all over the Orgyn before quitting darktide than after Orgyn getting a buff and arbites coming out he came back
timber elk
insulted Hank told everyone the ogryn guide is trash and so on
And that too
idle marten
Who is hank?
timber elk
One of the mods who’s really chill
idle marten
Poor hank
somber stream
My garden is 5x5 pretty much lol
Such excess
timber elk
He unfortunately can’t be on all the time since he’s got a kid to take care of which is understandable
little marten
Such excess
If your smoking tribulation got you down if it makes you feel any better ive been dabbling in the devils lettuce this January
somber stream
Damn, had a good time at least?
Also i have zero smoke in my proximity so the crave remains unsated, for now
little marten
Yeah mostly lol
somber stream
Nice lol
somber stream
🙏
keen meadow
Are there any trophy hunters trying to get the 100 games without anyone on the team going down? Random match ups arent working lol
idle marten
Iv just been doing it with random, I'm at at 56
keen meadow
I’ll try again but mannn
trim whale
Could the dark side group beat a space marine I'm curious
idle marten
I’ll try again but mannn
I belive in you!
keen meadow
Could the dark side group beat a space marine I'm curious
Not even a slight chance
thick coyote
Could the dark side group beat a space marine I'm curious
Who the hell is dark side
trim whale
Yea I thought so ngl
thick coyote
trim whale
Like the people in the cover
thick coyote
But the answer is yes
Easily so
trim whale
Idk our canon characters like fully maxed out and everything can they beat a space marine and they can?
trim whale
Sorry I don't know the characters I'm still pretty new lol
And zealot? Yea I believe it
thick coyote
It's zealot no one cares about zealot
keen meadow
Well you gotta be fair. If you are maxing out all the characters against the space marine then do the same thing from spacemarine 2
trim whale
Well you gotta be fair. If you are maxing out all the characters against the spa...
Yea you're right same thing
I saw a video where 500 space marines could take over earth I thought it was pretty cool ngl
idle marten
They ain't that strong no way
Wait till they get to my friend Jerry's house, they be turning right around
trim whale
I didn't know anything I just thought the video was cool I can link it here for anyone that wants to see hold on
thick coyote
The Darktide people fights against the SM2 people
The marines start rolling like crazy
The acolytes start sidestepping
Not a single punch or shot has been fired yet
nocturne bloom
space marine aint surviving the 150 pounds of volatile explosives lined in my homes foundation
idle marten
They will die to asbestos poisoning in my popcorn ceiling
manic widget
Space Marines would fall through the crumbling foundations pretty quickly
All those cracks in the road? good luck traversing that tin cans
idle marten
Yeah they done for
manic widget
You'll be a sewer marine in no time
trim whale
Bet they couldn't survive Epstein island
manic widget
The Inquisition would have exterminatus that day 1
idle marten
Diddy gonna crawl through the cracks in their armor like a spider
thick coyote
But like if you go from lore, vet is well equipped, anything psyker and ogryn strength will just steam roll a spaez Mareens
manic widget
Space Marines gonna be slipping left and right traversing all the oil
thick coyote
If you go from game balancing
A darktide acolyte can parry an Ogryn overhead
And if ogryns are stronger than mareen
That means that a darktide acolyte can parry a mareen
manic widget
Parry this you filthy casual (said the scrawny veteran fresh out of the slammer to the Ogryn)
manic widget
The best part about Zealots, there are always more to take their place
thick coyote
But if he has a thunder hammer
And ambushes a mareen somehow
Even the zealot has a chance
manic widget
Do Space Marine armor conduct electricity?
If so, a smite psyker would just have a field day
"Watch me turn these Marines into epileptic puppets"
white vale
Do Space Marine armor conduct electricity?
It's ceramite, so no
But I don't think that warp lightning particularly cares
manic widget
Wouldn't doubt it would still get through it like wet paper
halcyon glen
Hi
white vale
The most important part of this entire conversation is that the rejects are named characters in a Dan Abnett story
This automatically renders powerscaling irrelevant
thick coyote
Matt Ward is here as well
So he'll probably shift everything into people sending death threats
💀
halcyon glen
Gay son or thot daughter?
white vale
Thot son
thick coyote
Gay son because at least I know they'll dress well
halcyon glen
English or Spanish?
low blade
Gay son or thot daughter?
Thot son or gay daughter
amber delta
the answer is always the one that's not a thot
thick coyote
Thot son or gay daughter
Gay daughter because at least I know they'll dress well
No child of mine won't have that shit on
And we will say peep the fit before we say good morning
amber delta
do you need to dress well to be a gay daughter
idle marten
Probably not
low blade
Gay daughter because at least I know they'll dress well
Have you fuckin met lesbians
Lesbians dress like lumberjacks or 8th grade boys
idle marten
That's the best description iv ever heard
thick coyote
Lumberjacks got that shit on
idle marten
sacred helm
Heyo, sorry for the interruption.
I'm looking for some linux users to help me test out a new linux mod manager I made.
The only game supported for now is Darktide (I needed something simple to start with).
I'd really appreciate some feedback and testing on a variety of distros!
(If you're interested, send me a pm and I'll send you the github link)
idle marten
Is skibidi toilet still popular? I'm not really on social media other than this chat
jaunty path
Is skibidi toilet still popular? I'm not really on social media other than this ...
Its rizzolicious
little marten
i will be a simple redname
manic widget
Is that a nitro sub thing?
little marten
boost the server 💀
manic widget
oh that yeah
idle marten
Oh
little marten
its pretty pointless
manic widget
I actually forgot what they were called....
thick coyote
How does one aquire a purple name
cosmic burrow
ypu can also post deadlock shit post if you have stickers or gifs of it
manic widget
Sold
little marten
twin flower
Venator
little marten
its gonne be isnt it 🙁
cosmic burrow
thats my guess
i want for venator to unlock
i mean my character of choice already unlocked so yeah
idle marten
Are there 40k dwarves and skaven?
cosmic burrow
dwarf on a technicality and no skaven
idle marten
Technicality?
gloomy tartan
What about horse face
visual vortex
But those are prob just the authors messing with people
idle marten
I want a vermintide remake in the 40k universe and a darktide remake in age of Sigma
jaunty path
Hairy ratling women??
No ratlings
jaunty path
We'll just skin you alive
amber delta
age of sugma
gloomy tartan
We'll just skin you alive
Are you admitting to being a ratling?
jaunty path
dont ruin my day
Im going to poke ur heart w my fingers
idle marten
age of sugma
nocturne bloom
Im going to poke ur heart w my fingers
Thats a complicated way of saying you wanna reach my heart
jaunty path
Lamia can you make me a milkshake with rum in it thanks
jaunty path
Thats a complicated way of saying you wanna reach my heart
I want to do it while your CONCIOUS AND ALIVE
jaunty path
I do unironically kinda have a thing for hearts
Fuck I forgot to take my adderall
Oh well
gloomy tartan
Is it the valves
gloomy tartan
Do bitches love valves
amber delta
take your substracterall instead
jaunty path
Rong reply
jaunty path
🫃 <:hyperpreggers_m:1234890926237814875> <:hyper_pregnant_man:14002597385953649...
What does this mean
Lamia make me a milkshake with rum in it
gloomy tartan
I hate when my heart feels like I’m having a heart attack
amber delta
jaunty path
I want it to be a chocolate milkshake w oreos in it
Lamia
Where is my spiked milkshake
jaunty path
I have a milkshake machine
Make me a milkshake with rum in it thnx
jaunty path
Come get it
Ok if im rude to you will you make me one or no
gloomy tartan
Your making me want to try one now lmao
jaunty path
I never tried a rum shake
Its def good cuz rum is delicious
gloomy tartan
But I’m worried the rum smell won’t get out the cup
Yeah spiced rum is my favorite liqr
nocturne bloom
It'll just taste like milky coke
jaunty path
It really doesn't have staying power
In my experience atleast
Fuck
Lamia
Buy me bacardi rum
gloomy tartan
Milky coke lol
jaunty path
Do what to me
Die in flames
gloomy tartan
Yarrrrrr
jaunty path
I like sailor Jerry rum
Mmmm
gloomy tartan
Yo there’s a 97 proof rum
jaunty path
I haven't had a lot of it me thinks
gloomy tartan
It tastes like sweating in a bathtub naked afraid you might shit then die
It’s a big jug
jaunty path
It tastes like sweating in a bathtub naked afraid you might shit then die
Okay so ethanol
jaunty path
Why do such things exist I will never know
gloomy tartan
I’m glad I tried it the one time
Never again lmao
Long Island iced teas for me now
Idgaf if it’s a bitch drink
It has like 8 liqrs and doesn’t taste like hate
jaunty path
If it tastes good it tastes good
gloomy tartan
Why does gasoline smell good but kill brain
Why would it be designed like this
Why mother earf
gloomy tartan
I know bout the pirate queen lady?
jaunty path
I love traffic i love traffic
gloomy tartan
She married some pirate guy then when he exploded in battle or some shit she married her stepson who was next in line of command and just took over and led the a pirate army she gathered and had the entire navy unable to stop her
They paid her to retire with her crew and gave her land and let them keep all the shit they stole
The actual most successful pirate ever was a girl boss
I shit you not
Wish I got paid by a government to retire and keep everything I stole and gave me land
jaunty path
One piece plot
gloomy tartan
It’s kinda funny how as soon a she took over she organized the other ships the captain was commanding
Her names Ching Shih
visual vortex
Why would it be designed like this
Burning wood also smell gud
gloomy tartan
The govt wanted her to give up her boats also so they couldn’t pirate anymore. They caved in
She had all the power after defeating their navy multiple times
So her pirates kept their ships, everything they stole, got paid in gold and land to retire, and kept everything they stole
visual vortex
Lame
idle marten
I like the smell of gasoline
visual vortex
Not fun if the pirate just gets a smooth out
More fun if they vanish or get doornailed in firefight
visual vortex
That's what makes them cooler tho
Also i just searched up the most successful pirate and got Black Bart
gloomy tartan
After her pirate husband died she boned her stepson to get comand of his ship then took over the rest of the ships after proving herself as captain and ended up leading a pirate armada that had 70,000 men and 1,600 ships
visual vortex
You lied to me.
gloomy tartan
Did he retire and live happily ever after
Granted dying or disappearing is a cooler legend
visual vortex
I dont know
gloomy tartan
But you can’t deny the bitch was a successful pirate
visual vortex
The successful pirates are the ones that go out in a fight
gloomy tartan
Literaly got paid to retire because she was fucking them up too hard
visual vortex
Settling down for a pirate is like stepping on a whoopie cushion
Funny but at MY expense
gloomy tartan
This was after pirating for years
visual vortex
Which is that i dont get to learn about a cool pirate that got shot with a cannonball or osmething
visual vortex
Yeah but didnt die in a cool firefight
gloomy tartan
No she died on a beach
visual vortex
Lame
gloomy tartan
Shipping drinks
I think she did everything she wanted to do as a pirate
Killing and stealing wise
visual vortex
A better outcome would be that she took the deal THEN went back to stealing
visual vortex
They're cooler
gloomy tartan
I mean you have to retire eventually
visual vortex
Not if you do dirty jobs
visual vortex
Didnt live pirate-y enough
gloomy tartan
I dunno she got to spend her money
visual vortex
Pirate keeps gold not spend
gloomy tartan
A lot of pirates do cool shit then die before they can enjoy the loot
They spend some
visual vortex
Bury in sand with a comically large X over where they buried it
gloomy tartan
You spend some on rum tho
gloomy tartan
Killing the entire crew to hide gold lol
gloomy tartan
I think she was successful if she led a pirate armada of 70k and 1,600 ships
I think the og captain took her as pirates Do and she worked her way into taking over
Armadas does feel less piratey tho
visual vortex
She ran a gambling house till she dropped dead
Idk she doesnt feel pirate-like for me
gloomy tartan
It became a pirate monopoly or some shit
visual vortex
I prefer crude mercenaries that het their hands dirty and drop dead
And spend all their money getting drunk
visual vortex
NOW that's a cool guy
gloomy tartan
He made her captain before dying
visual vortex
See that's much more cool
idle marten
Anyone here old enough to know about ernest?
gloomy tartan
The navy was kinda fucking then up tho
Before she took over
I know of earnest
Hey wait
idle marten
I'm waiting
gloomy tartan
If I drink rum on a boat
And the bottle disappears
How can they proofs I’m drunk
It’s fool proof
idle marten
Breathalyzer?
knotty terrace
If I drink rum on a boat
Alrighty who gave you access to the internet
visual vortex
Henry every is a pretty cool pirate too
idle marten
visual vortex
-steals a million in modern money today
-fucking vanishes without a trace
gloomy tartan
Breathalyzer?
A mermaid tricked me
visual vortex
Oh wait it was $120 to $200 million in modern money
And became the first major global manhunt
idle marten
A mermaid tricked me
Was she bad?
polar robin
playing vet with a recon lasgun is so sweaty
visual vortex
Then just disappeared after pulling off the biggest pirate heist in history
gloomy tartan
lol so the pirate queen is only less cool because she didn’t disappear or die?
gloomy tartan
It’s in terms of scale
I get ya
She’s doing fucking ttrpg battles and politics running a empire
He’s doing ground work pirate shit
More personal
visual vortex
In terms of scale it's funnier to get 200 million and vanish despite having a massive bounty on his head
visual vortex
What was her name?
gloomy tartan
Ching shih
She commanded the largest pirate fleet in history
Wait fuck your right
She did open a gambling place after retiring
visual vortex
Yeah
gloomy tartan
Lmfao
visual vortex
And died at 68
visual vortex
Idk that's just not as fun
gloomy tartan
She did start from the bottom tho
gloomy tartan
I ness she was abducted by pirates
astral basin
It’s a big octopus shaped bottle called kraken
Sitting in my cabinet right now
Havenr tried yet
gloomy tartan
After her captain husband died she got with her step son since he had the most fearsom ship
knotty terrace
When will we see the hotshot lasgun?
gloomy tartan
Never
visual vortex
Henry was a merc like real pirates
But got sick because of his lack of pay and took over
THAT'S cooler
gloomy tartan
Maybie it doesn’t feel pirate because every other pirate failed to retire peacefully
Lmao
formal mortar
Pirates seek booty
visual vortex
At least with others there's more mystique
formal mortar
Once they stop seeking booty they are no longer pirates
gloomy tartan
I think her main accomplishment was leading the biggest pirate fleet ever
visual vortex
Like the ones that vanish get your mind running
knotty terrace
There’s a lot of cool pirates
Yes including butt pirates 
gloomy tartan
And they did steal a lot for years
She just organized it
Which is weird cuz pirates aren’t usually that organized
visual vortex
The real pirates are the ones that are actually stealing
gloomy tartan
She did more naval accomplishments
gloomy tartan
i still think her career path and a complainants are neat
knotty terrace
Ya wanna know what else did allot of naval accomplishments?
gloomy tartan
Moses
visual vortex
Yeah just not as interesting as the others
gloomy tartan
Parted the seas
knotty terrace
Deez nuts
visual vortex
Ya wanna know what else did allot of naval accomplishments?
Ants?
Ants can make a raft of themselves
gloomy tartan
Yeah just not as interesting as the others
Yeah main interesting stuff is her story and how much power she gained and being the one rando who retired and kept all the loot
visual vortex
Henry every stole a bunch and took over the fleet he worked under
That just feels more interesting
knotty terrace
Yeah main interesting stuff is her story and how much power she gained and being...
Wait a woman gaining power that’s legendary
gloomy tartan
She’s the one pirate who got paid to retire
visual vortex
The lame business one
gloomy tartan
The govt gave up after she defeated their navy and killed like two admirals
knotty terrace
The govt gave up after she defeated their navy and killed like two admirals
Now that’s a lady you don’t fuck with
gloomy tartan
She won the game
They just asked her to give up the boats so they couldn’t be pirates again if they wanted too
She said no and they caved and gave her and her entire crew the largest pirate armada the world ever saw land and retirement funds, let them keep everything they stole and their boats.
Basically paid them so they didn’t need to be pirates anymore
It really does seem like she just organized shit a lot and fixed the logistics
Like 80 percent of whatever the crews stole was thrown in a collective group fund pile.
She was making sure they could retire since way back when I guess.
gloomy tartan
You know shrews have iron teeth
knotty terrace
I mean I love learning history but fuck information overload
knotty terrace
Is it to backstab
lethal solstice
Why do you go invisible
Either to backstab, reposition, dive, or revive/do an interact
knotty terrace
Either to backstab, reposition, dive, or revive/do an interact
lethal solstice
You can also just pop it for the crit
knotty terrace
fringe turtle
Does everyone get the same Auric maelstroms?
fringe turtle
pretty snazy thanks
fallow dock
Seriously this event is the worst event yet.
knotty terrace
yes
Oi ainz were you part of a mission with a team of all ogryns just pimp slapping heretics?
gloomy tartan
Ainz is pretty kewl
knotty terrace
yeah
Ok now that’s funny
“Slap only” I did see a few grenades get used in that video
thick coyote
Seriously this event is the worst event yet.
Take more stimms
Until the voices go away
Stimms stimms
Gimme more
More
Stimms mwah hahahah
crisp grove
alright
after some horrible team mates
me and my mate are looking for legends
true chads
to help us 22 havoc
now i thought i could fin these awsome poeple right here
tulip knoll
hey guys, anyone would be willing to help me rebuild my classes ? :x I'm do too much XL at work already .... Although I must warn you I follow my own rules of cool... Zealot : heavy eviscerator + flamer. Psyker : elektrokinetic staff (palpatine build)
visual vortex
Oh no
Dude you said zap Palpatine build
You gotta get outgs here or the others will skin you or somethin
tulip knoll
ok i'm not a native english speaker so tbh I don't understand
visual vortex
Oh sweet
I'd say go to each of the classes and ask there personally or review previous messages from others
You'd probably get a lot more experienced people there compared to general
thick fog
drowsy prawn
there isn't
visual vortex
It exists bht they took it away
drowsy prawn
we all casuals here
thick coyote
there no havoc lfg in this server?
visual vortex
Because havoc sucks
visual vortex
Europe i think
final herald
Just grab ur buddies for havocs
visual vortex
Mever recruit from general
crisp grove
me and my buddy are playing but we got ppl who dont take effort to upgrade there gun to legendary and 500
drowsy prawn
lol what region
visual vortex
My region
crisp grove
eu
drowsy prawn
😂
visual vortex
Okay not my region
drowsy prawn
I thought for sure it was NA
drowsy prawn
EU mofos have interviews for havoc lobby
visual vortex
EU mofos only play psyker loner
formal mortar
EU mofos have health care 
jaunty path
Ban psyker
idle marten
Temp ban?
fallow dock
Take more stimms
What stimms? There are vast areas without any stimms and pox gas everywhere, then theres 2 crates of 5 stims right beside each other with no gas
thick coyote
Stimms
You are clearly telling me you're seeing them
Stimms
Take more
Take it all
It feels good so it means it's good
worn halo
man this event ... 
quartz chasm
Soon Balance patch for Verm 2
and New Weapon pack
And level 15 talent rework/Property and Trait changes
sleek harness
https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/d3Qh41skV9
It's the truth
I played GTA 6 there
jaunty path
Its exhausting
What grass is there for me to touch
Its all roads and loud cars
And people
Gross. Loud. People.
jaunty path
I live in a big city
jaunty path
Theres always cars around me and I hate it
visual vortex
I grew up away from cars
jaunty path
Nicer smelling air
There is a trail I wanted to go on
visual vortex
City people are little brats
jaunty path
But my dad was a real bitch
Wondering if I should walk home the rest of the way
I really don't like cars
Too loud
Just way too loud
I hate ambulances
I hate fire trucks
I hate police cars
I hate delivery trucks
dire crane
What grass is there for me to touch
Touch a sewer rat then
jaunty path
That's not grass
dire crane
They are the grass of the sewers
nocturne bloom
Found some 10 round mags for my 1911
jaunty path
I do
jaunty path
Cause they don't have a lot of cars
Wasn't talking about that
I mean where I am
This is ass
jaunty path
It is. I don't have a sugary alocholic treat
carmine steppe
You could live in the actual city
True
jaunty path
So yeah things are at its worst rn
dire crane
Rip
jaunty path
It is. I don't have a sugary alocholic treat
@nocturne bloom entirely ur fault btw
nocturne bloom
Have you learned nothing from the last time I had to talk you out of dairy and alcohol
jaunty path
I learned I need to drink more of it
jaunty path
Its your weight and stomach not mine
That can change
Then its even more of your responsibility
Lamia
Buy me baileys
nocturne bloom
dire crane
American Honey is where it's at
nocturne bloom
dire crane
Nurse that shit like a new born calf that just learned hoe to get food
formal mortar
he said a gardening tool
dire crane
My bad ill kill myself
jaunty path
I want chicken
nocturne bloom
jaunty path
@nocturne bloom buy me an uber im too impatient to wait for the next bus
formal mortar
We don't send ourselves to the next state of being here
dire crane
<a:HamsterStare:1008366467865120850>
dire crane
I just spent like a thousand bucks on a gun and accessories buy your own Uber
Nuh uh
What did you get?
formal mortar
Can you accessorize my stellaris with dlc?
jaunty path
I just spent like a thousand bucks on a gun and accessories buy your own Uber
Firstly.
Stop buying guns
Secondly
Buy me an uber
gloomy tartan
You can get blue honey
formal mortar
I should eat
gloomy tartan
If you feed sugar to bees from m n m’s
nocturne bloom
1911, replacement parts for every MIM part in it, 10 rounds mags, a magwell, grips and soon a sight
gloomy tartan
It happened before
dire crane
I should eat
Indeed
bronze wren
Shrimp
jaunty path
Cocktail shrimp is good too
dire crane
I want boneless chicken
You mean turkey?
jaunty path
Lamia can I have ur credit card
jaunty path
You mean turkey?
Kills you
bronze wren
Shrimp in Cocktail not so much
nocturne bloom
I dont have or want a credit card
jaunty path
Can you get one for me
gloomy tartan
I want boneless chicken
An invertebrate chicken
jaunty path
And pay for it
gloomy tartan
Similar to a jellyfish
dire crane
I dont have or want a credit card
Bro does not plan to make any major purchase
nocturne bloom
Ive made a lot of major purchases by actually saving my money
dire crane
Similar to a jellyfish
Turtle core
gloomy tartan
You know those triggerfish or whatever tf
They hate divers
They bite they shit
It’s funny
They have fuck ass buck teeth for crushing clams and shit
dire crane
If I was a fish id be an asshole fish
jaunty path
Ive made a lot of major purchases by actually saving my money
All the money you spend and you still haven't gotten me anything
gloomy tartan
I like eels
jaunty path
Why can't I have a gun for a change
gloomy tartan
Little sea serpents
jaunty path
15 minutes for a bus
gloomy tartan
They please me
jaunty path
I need a monster truck
gloomy tartan
You still waiting for a bus
dire crane
I like eels
Me when I have no idea how my favorite animal procreates
gloomy tartan
Fuck
Didya know one of the eel species changes gender as they age
Ribbon eels are all born male and age into females
nocturne bloom
All the money you spend and you still haven't gotten me anything
Tbf you declined me the first like 3 times so
gloomy tartan
They start as blue ribbons and age into the yellow ones
They have funny nostrils that make me look liek little sea serpents even more
jaunty path
Tbf you declined me the first like 3 times so
Pretty sure you couldn't do any of that
Also
I think imma walk home
And use my legs
This is yet again ur fault lamia
modest flume
Good, don't skip leg day
gloomy tartan
But what if the buss arrives when you walk
dire crane
And use my legs
nocturne bloom
Damn I cant send someone $15 for a drink
gloomy tartan
And they laugh at you
jaunty path
Damn I cant send someone $15 for a drink <a:WHAAAT:923679902388064256>
I can't buy the shit you bloke
You should know
nocturne bloom
Parent can
idle marten
Is there an app where I can see my darktide character, like the destiny one
nocturne bloom
Or someone old
visual vortex
No
jaunty path
Lmfaoo
nocturne bloom
gloomy tartan
“Someone old”
idle marten
Ok
gloomy tartan
Why don’t you have a friend with a car
gloomy tartan
You could guilt them into being a cab
nocturne bloom
Why don’t you have a friend with a car
Im not driving to NY. I literally take the fastest way through it when I need to be in it
nocturne bloom
Now you understand
jaunty path
No its not
gloomy tartan
Yeah I’m in Cali
jaunty path
Just drive here
jaunty path
Ok time to keep walking
idle marten
We got good pizza
visual vortex
I hate the warmth
idle marten
Ny is nice to visit awful to live, atleast upstate
visual vortex
Makes me overheat
gloomy tartan
I like mild weather
Nice spring weather
When it’s chill and baby animals are all hanging out
visual vortex
Fall weather is really good
gloomy tartan
All the new plants growing
visual vortex
I love fall air
gloomy tartan
Fall is sweater weather
visual vortex
Idk what is in it but it smells good
jaunty path
I just saw a fucking hatsune miku jeep what the fuck
visual vortex
Fall is sweater weather
The 40 year old wine-drinking mom wearher
jaunty path
I want wine
nocturne bloom
Its supposed to be under -30°F on Saturday and I still just wear a tank top and jacket
visual vortex
Good
dire crane
Probably applebees
nocturne bloom
Thats -34.44 cel for you weird people
tired inlet
The 40 year old wine-drinking mom wearher
right now it's time to pimp the turtle neck & chain (sippin' on a light beer)
grizzled hornet
does waffle house still exist
nocturne bloom
It does
dire crane
Indeed
green vector
can console players read chat in game?
formal mortar
I dunno if they know how
green vector
that was going to be my next question
green vector
i wish the console people in my lobbies knew how to read 😔
elder merlin
Thats -34.44 cel for you weird people
I'll be honest, i've forgotten the whole farenheit and celsius shit
hoary socket
can console players read chat in game?
Yes
elder merlin
I type in chat but I'm also an Olympic level ps typer
I used to be good back in my heyday
hoary socket
It's just hard to type fast
green vector
idc if they type
elder merlin
idc if they type
Your mum
green vector
no u
hidden whale
I just saw a fucking hatsune miku jeep what the fuck
where
??
weeb land
probably
formal mortar
I used to have a keyboard attachment to my controller
Back in the 360 days
The speed i could send trash talk messages
dire crane
can console players read chat in game?
I do im not the fastest responder but I have a mic for a reason
green vector
The speed i could send trash talk messages <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
thats what voice messages are for
green vector
I do im not the fastest responder but I have a mic for a reason
based and chad console player
formal mortar
I could launch a cross map noob tube in mw2, send the message, and the message would hit the same time they blew up
green vector
I could launch a cross map noob tube in mw2, send the message, and the message w...
one man army loadout?
green vector
i used to sit in spawn and just send tubes
for the first 2 minutes solid
absolute cancer
jaunty path
Dating pomni from pomni show
elder merlin
one man army loadout?
I miss army of two
green vector
the security guard one?
elder merlin
To either shoot your buddy or the guy who is gonna nuke the city
elder merlin
I was playing that with a buddy, i had played it already and he hadnt, we got to the choice and before he could even read what they were
I fuckin did the one where i shot him lol
green vector
lmaoo
elder merlin
green vector
man those games were fucking great
elder merlin
I fuckin miss those games
That last one on the 360 wasnt terrible, but i missed the dumb humor and minigun from the first one
elder merlin
I loved that game for letting me have a primary minigun
green vector
the good ol days man
jaunty path
home
dire crane
Good
Drink time
I assume the best way to increase weapon mastery is to just play high levels, sac weapons you get that you dont want and buying stuff from brant to sac as well? Wasnt sure if theres a way to cheese it or not
elder robin
I assume the best way to increase weapon mastery is to just play high levels, sa...
I buy like 50 grey weapons, upgrade them all to green and sac them for ez lvl 20 mastery in 20 min
hazy kestrel
I buy like 50 grey weapons, upgrade them all to green and sac them for ez lvl 20...
Yeah, this is the way.
elder robin
Kinda lame to do but you only have to do it once per new weapon
I have millions of every resource atp
dire crane
Fair wasnt sure if it was a waste of time
I hate myself and plan to get all the masteries
hazy kestrel
Fair wasnt sure if it was a waste of time
It’s still a waste of time, but it’s kinda a productive waste of time if that makes sense.
elder robin
NGL I really miss the old craft system, I know nobody liked it but I did
hazy kestrel
NGL I really miss the old craft system, I know nobody liked it but I did
Ah yes, gambling at Brunt’s and Hadron’s weapon casinos.
dire crane
I love gambling
hazy kestrel
LET’S GO GAMBLING!
elder robin
Ah yes, gambling at Brunt’s and Hadron’s weapon casinos.
I'm a sucker for gaming gambling that doesn't involve real money
dire crane
***LET’S GO GAMBLING!***
All on 17 black
jaunty path
And also my near perfect weapons felt truly special
consider balatro
elder robin
I played 230 new games in 2025
jaunty path
and balatro?
jaunty path
balatro is basically gambling
ish
only in rolling for good tarots, spectre and jokers
elder robin
It kinda is yeah
jaunty path
beyond that it unsubtly is number go up..
elder robin
The cards theme just doesn't work a ton for me
I prefer die for the lich for a gambling experience
Also, for a nice gambling craft system I like chained echoes
Die for the lich you keep praying those dice will obey your will
Until you get just enough control over your luck through trinkets and special dice
And you break the game
fossil oasis
Balatro is peak
Also dead chat, how tf has there not been a message in a whole 20 minutes 
dire crane
Mmm grass
pine cedar
Also dead chat, how tf has there not been a message in a whole 20 minutes <:skul...
Dog 
fossil oasis
thick coyote
Also dead chat, how tf has there not been a message in a whole 20 minutes <:skul...
It's called life outside
jaunty path
outside?
green vector
who up karkin they stubber rn
bronze wren
It's called life outside
The big green?
dull hamlet
who up karkin they stubber rn
Idk, mines twin linked..
idle marten
How does that work?
green vector
mines a microstubber
teal token
E
hazy kestrel
A
idle marten
Sup jerry
fair bridge
fuck
idle marten
What happened?
fair bridge
What happened?
you happened
hazy kestrel
IT’S IN THE GAME
idle marten
Is that bad?
idle marten
teal token
What happened?
Going to meet up with a friend for breakfast?
coarse whale
are the cartel stimms getting to me or did I just see a purple heretic
hazy kestrel
are the cartel stimms getting to me or did I just see a purple heretic <:staregr...
You’re seeing things pal. There are no stealers of jeans anywhere on Tertium.
idle marten
Going to meet up with a friend for breakfast?
Breakfast? It's past dinner over here
thick coyote
are the cartel stimms getting to me or did I just see a purple heretic <:staregr...
At best blue
teal token
Breakfast? It's past dinner over here
8:34 am here so I'm hangry atm?
thick coyote
My dinner will be milk coffee and oreos
idle marten
Oh no, go get you some nom nom
thick coyote
idle marten
Tuff
hazy kestrel
Should I play Skyrim or Darktide today?
Hmmmm.
idle marten
Both and look at the screens like a chameleon
thick coyote
If you're lucky you can play Darktide in skyrim
teal token
Both and look at the screens like a chameleon
Later you up for some Havoc?
teal token
What time is there for you?
idle marten
7:30 pm
teal token
About 13 hours apart?
idle marten
About but it's ok, I'll make time
teal token
Might have a long breakfast kek
idle marten
Enjoy it o7, let me know when your done
idle marten
Oh no
round mica
At least the coffee is ok. phew
teal token
Corpsefee?
thick coyote
Very ashy taste
teal token
Yikes...
round mica
10/10 Heretics agree.
teal token
The milk was spoiled <:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107>
Use the spoiled milk to bait the heretics?
round mica
Fashion it into a krak grenade and there you go!
idle marten
I want one, i make some killer eggs
round mica
No food. Only Corpse Starch
teal token
Jerry I could cook you up a storm you don't even know
Vergil?
teal token
From DMC?
idle marten
Let me go look
Oh devil may cry, only played one of the games, don't remember it well. Something about some dude hip thrusting out of nowhere
teal token
Oh devil may cry, only played one of the games, don't remember it well. Somethin...
Welp he has a son so hell yeah?
idle marten
Is vergil the son or father?
round mica
Brother
idle marten
Oh
teal token
And the father
idle marten
Like uncle grandpa?
twin flower
Wuh
teal token
tired inlet
I don't think anyways, who is Vergil
Vergil is a Italian (actually Gaulish, which would make him closer to Swiss?) Philosopher that was fictionalized in the Italian Poet Danté Aligheri's Christian Fanfiction "The Divine Comedy" written with subtextual political treatsie; Vergil, as a "pagan", is prevented from entering the Christian Afterlife, and is in the 1st Circle of Hell for all those who were born and died before Jesus was ever born and are thus ineligible for Christianity (as they could have never been baptized or communed in life; are thus damned to Hell for eternity). Virgil is Dante's guide through Medieval concepts of Hell and Purgatory (interno and purgatorio, respectfully), but he cannot enter paradise, and departs around the River Lethe, which cleanses Danté's self-insert character before meeting his childhood friend Beatrice to guide him into the Medieval concept of the Celestial Paradise.
tired steeple
Hello
idle marten
Hello
timber elk
Vergil is a Italian (actually Gaulish, which would make him closer to Swiss?) Ph...
YOOOO DANTES INFERNO!?
teal token
Hello