general-chat

[astral laurel]

Like all the music is hip hop and there's even an episode involving graffiti

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve seen some of it

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUaaGRLEbm0

[astral laurel]

Also for good music you cannot go wrong with the original Initial D subtitled (The dub replaces the Eurobeat with western alternative rock)

[quaint moss]

cars go vrm

[astral laurel]

Eurobeat fits so well with two kinds of racing: drifting and Group B rally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOE2FYZE7BI

[quaint moss]

music is nice

[tired inlet]

Soundtracks for Furi, Hotline Miami (both good for getting into Synthwave), Haven (Danger), Brigador (Makeup and Vanity Set) Doom 2016/Eternal & Killer Instinct 2013 (Mick Gordon), Helltaker (Mittsies), ULTRAKILL (Hakita/Meganekko/Keygen Church; also some stuff by HEALTH who collaborates with some good people)

[sudden epoch]

brigador?

peak

[tired inlet]

new sequel coming out

which means a new M&VS album

[astral laurel]

I already like synthwave and dungeon synth

Also I unironically enjoy citypop

[tired inlet]

Do you fuck with Kaigai Citypop?

[astral laurel]

Dunno what that is specifically

Oh non-Japanese citypop

[quaint moss]

what does citypop mean

[astral laurel]

citypop is a style of music similar to American yacht rock but it originated in 1980's Japan and is usually a lot jazzier than yacht rock

[tired inlet]

Kaigai means "overseas"; so there's this dude named Harald Furuholmen who lives in Oslo that worked as a Salaryman in Japan for a couple of years and his name was so hard to say by his co-workers they just started calling him Harachan and when he went back to Oslo after his internship he started writing citypop music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1-XSZwpXU8

He even got Uncle Tohru to help with the video production.

[astral laurel]

And I mean Raziel I have listened to citypop that wasn't made by Japanese folk, like BDG/Louie Zong's "Breezy Slide"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4eG4_IV3_A

[astral laurel]

pretty good so far

[quaint moss]

c:

[astral laurel]

Found the bandcamp. Might pick it up

[quaint moss]

[whole bough]

it would be cool if mortis trials had a singleplayer mode

like no bots

[turbid jungle]

would be cool if the entire game had a solo mode

[languid hazel]

Woof

:3

[turbid jungle]

ive gotta get back to drawing a new pfp before I forget anyways

[quaint moss]

:3 that, plus remove trappers and thatd be nice

[languid hazel]

Is chat back on the topic of a singleplayer mode in this game?

[turbid jungle]

one person said one thing about it

and I responded

[quaint moss]

no, not really :>

[languid hazel]

Ah

:3

Fair nuff

[quaint moss]

we were on the topic of music

personally im just in here till i warm up to go outside

[ancient violet]

Yo anyone got any tracks that aren't Anime OPs or video game soundtracks?

[turbid jungle]

is there something wrong with video game ost?

[quaint moss]

mgr my beloved

[ancient violet]

No but if it's all you listen to

You Probably the G word 🤫

[quaint moss]

GAMER

[turbid jungle]

who knew gamers like gay music

[ancient violet]

Ew censor that I'm calling the mods

[hazy kestrel]

Good evening.

[quaint moss]

i am gay, though hopefully thats not what they were implying. more of a lighthearted joke

[quaint moss]

morning

[hazy kestrel]

Currently mentally decompressing after work.

[quaint moss]

i awaken from my (s)lumber

[quaint moss]

how wasit

[hazy kestrel]

It was fine.

It always is.

Just tiring all the same ya know?

[quaint moss]

anyone stab you 28 times

[hazy kestrel]

No

[quaint moss]

didn't wanna leave you a chance

[hazy kestrel]

I’m protected from such harms in my cubicle.

[quaint moss]

office jockey

and hey they still have pens and staplers

[hazy kestrel]

I honestly enjoy having a cubicle.

It’s nice having my own space.

[quaint moss]

Time to go to the one place not ruled by capitalism, SPACE!

[hazy kestrel]

Next to the printer for convenience. 2 monitors for double the Excel work.

A telephone I never use.

Uh, and a spinny office chair.

It’s nice.

Oh, and I have my own automatic stapler. And a stamper. :)

It’s nice being a paper-pusher.

[quaint moss]

before there was time, there was the cube :]

well cubicle same difference

[hazy kestrel]

I have a dragon’s hoard worth of paper clips that I never use as well.

[quaint moss]

makes a good snack

finger food

[hazy kestrel]

When I’m bored and have nothing to work on I make a long paper clip chain just to see how far it goes.

[visual vortex]

When im bored

I look at ny rock

It is obsidian

Makes me happy

[tired inlet]

I remember Louie Zong from like 2018 when he released, "Hello, World!"

[quaint moss]

when i get bored i stick my hand in a deep fryer to see if i still feel

[visual vortex]

Mroe fun than living

[tired inlet]

next time try ICE.

[quaint moss]

but i love my neighbor

[visual vortex]

Dont steal ice from your neighbor then

[tired inlet]

used to prank the fry cook when I worked at a dairy queen drive-through by tossing an ice cube from the soft drink machine into the fryalator; because when you're a dumb teenager, first degree burns are funny

[sudden epoch]

second time in an hour ive shot a daemonhost thinking its a normal enemy

they should examine my skull

[tired inlet]

I dumped half a mag of a recon into a demonhost while stealthed on my vet and it didn't do anything -- not even a healthbar.

[hazy kestrel]

May I provide an alternative solution?

Just use a thammer build and trigger the host on purpose to kill it.

[sudden epoch]

whenever i start a new character i think im hot shit at level 8 and just end up dying in dumbass ways

[hazy kestrel]

A funnyhost is nothing more than an angry nail.

[sudden epoch]

in a perfect world i would be on my zealot

[dire kayak]

i love eating daemonhosts

i grab them by the leg before they can teleport away and just start munching

[hazy kestrel]

I see you, fellow thammermaxxer.

[sudden epoch]

still havent felt a better feeling than annihilating a mutant as it runs at me with a thunder hammer

[hazy kestrel]

What about one tapping a boss?

That’s always a laugh.

[dire kayak]

god i love bashing into mutants with the arbitrator shield

[tired inlet]

stealth thunderhamme rzealots enjoying maelstroms where there's a monster every 10 specialists and frolicing

[hazy kestrel]

You’re goddamn right I enjoy it.

My highest is 10 monster kills.

[dire kayak]

i loved doing that when i had to do the shroudfield penances

[tired inlet]

IF THEY'RE A MONSTER, THEY'RE TWO HITS
IF THEY"RE A MONSTER (WEAKENED), THEY'RE ONE HIT

[hazy kestrel]

Well, with fury, yeah

Shroud is one either way.

[tired inlet]

"That's the secret, Staff Sarn't, I'm always furious"

[hazy kestrel]

Well, I’m off to make some monstrosity stew. You pals enjoy yourselves.

[dire kayak]

such chad energy in chat today

[tired inlet]

Hive Scum seems to be a tougher time on this event without the stimmpack to get rid of corruption, whereas my vet and zealot are chugging 3-4 stimms and going Cocaine Bear on plague ogryns; wolverine breaking out of weapon X nude and running into the canadian tundra to fight the hulk type energy

[quaint moss]

he gets it

oop game update

[tired inlet]

#hivescum-class message

[formal mortar]

Rock is best

[jaunty path]

Just turn off ur stimlab and grab the stims

Its not that hard

[fair bridge]

can you still use the stimm pack ult if ur not using the stimm lab

[jaunty path]

Idk

[tender horizon]

Yes

[tired inlet]

yes, it just removes corruption

[fair bridge]

sweet

[jaunty path]

You wont be able to spam it as much though

[tender horizon]

It aerosols whatever stimm you have iirc, it doesn't give benefits for the stacking buff tho

[jaunty path]

So having a stim crate is kinda pointless I think

[tired inlet]

removes corruption, so good against gas, and dogs, and the odd beast of nurgle, and demonhosts

(unless it's from going down, then you clear to the next wound)

[fair bridge]

question

went to the gym with my bf, i get done in an hour, but he takes an hour and a half

who should get killed first

[drowsy lynx]

smykers ofc

[jaunty path]

Both of you

[quaint moss]

this is a sign to play smyker

[grim spoke]

you then him

[fair bridge]

WHY

[jaunty path]

Dont

[grim spoke]

uhhhhhhhhh

yknow

[grim spoke]

i need to go to more concerts

i love music

[quaint moss]

play pskery gotcha

[jaunty path]

Idk if i want to play psyker

Feels like ill shred through everything

[sudden epoch]

psyker is very fun

[jaunty path]

Its also mad op

Too op

[grim spoke]

you will turn off the game and you will like it

[jaunty path]

Insane how you can get a guaranteed brain burst

Every 12 seconds..

[modest flume]

I'll burst your brain

[jaunty path]

On any attack

[sudden epoch]

shhhhh

dont ruin it

[formal mortar]

12 seconds is too slow

Needs to be 2 seconds

[sudden epoch]

this guy gets it

[formal mortar]

Yeah i get cake

[jaunty path]

Its just for attacking 😭

[quaint moss]

:3

i just looked up

and it said that snipers do 1225 damage

pls for the love of GOD tell me this is false

[austere leaf]

Just can't find anyone in matchmaking tonight tf

[sudden epoch]

what difficulty

[quaint moss]

rip

[austere leaf]

any

[quaint moss]

would offer, but with the boi

[sudden epoch]

i barely get any matches on heresy and below but above that i get people

actually good team mates

[jaunty path]

Different for me

Ppl kinda stoopid...

Just keel everyone bruv!!!

[ivory dawn]

Hey chat

[austere leaf]

im just not matching anyone on any difficulty lol

[sudden epoch]

shadowbanned from the big tide

[jaunty path]

Pooptide

I can't wait to go back to slaving away on havoc

[hidden whale]

tragedy

like me on grindr

[quaint moss]

i just keep winning

wittaly

[hidden whale]

some men die of thirst while others drown...

[quaint moss]

more like men drowning in me smh

[sudden epoch]

wtf is this sticker

[ivory dawn]

I have no idea what I’m doing right now

[hazy kestrel]

Hey Missus, got any good psyker builds?

I’ve finally decided to try and move from zealot lmao.

[slow verge]

anyone got news of the upcoming balance patch?

[fair bridge]

they're removing ogryn from the game

[quaint moss]

[dire kayak]

i want a 40k game where we play as a tempestus scion

i love those guardsman love so much 🤤 🤤 🤤

[quaint moss]

yo which class you trying next

[hazy kestrel]

Psyker

Absolute heresy, I know.

However.

[hidden whale]

time to ascend to god tier

[hazy kestrel]

Uh, fem loner’s voice does things to me.

[slow verge]

[dire kayak]

SAME

[little marten]

FUCKING SILVER

[fair bridge]

HAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

i literally told u

it was gonna be silver

[little marten]

her werewolf form isnt even hot

ok im sick of it lets eradicate the gooners

[fair bridge]

#zealot-class message

[quaint moss]

yay

:3

[quaint moss]

low tier god, WAIT WAIT WAIT NOT THAT ONE

[hidden whale]

yes

finally

[twin dirge]

I have arisen

[inland mantle]

😔

[teal kernel]

FATSHARK HEAR ME

[quaint moss]

hi :D

[teal kernel]

DO NOT MAKE ROTTEN ARMOR COME BACK

ANTI ROTTEN ARMOR FOR LIFE

[dire kayak]

nah, keep rotten armour, just add the helgun

[steady flare]

I liked rotten armor before they "fixed" it not applying to melee xd

[twin dirge]

I hope they add rotten armor to base game for every mission

[tired inlet]

Me watching Werewolves Within and looking at Milana Vayntrub.

[little marten]

i cant remember if i liked that movie or not

i think it was ok if i recall

[marsh iris]

what is up

[inland mantle]

The sky

[hidden whale]

my pizza consumption

(today is barbecue chicken jalapeno)

[tired inlet]

I've got a nice 5-cheese lasagna thawing for tomorrow

[hidden whale]

man while I love lasagna

[tired inlet]

making some garlic breadsticks and got the nacho cheese sauce for dipping

[hidden whale]

its so braindead easy to just batch make marinara

and then boil pasta whenever I want to eat italian

[tired inlet]

yeah, my wife bakes and makes bread, cheese, and sauce

[hidden whale]

wife diff...

[tired inlet]

and I cook/grill/broil/sautée

haha my students are coming into class and were all chatty, and I put a Carpenter Brut video (leather temple) and they're all quiet and absolutely transfixed.
Like they've clearly never heard music like this befor.e

[near wharf]

Chat I've maxed out my zealot and psyker what class do I do next

[tired inlet]

hive scum

[dire kayak]

i just watched a crusher knock down my entire squad in one overhead

[tired inlet]

cleave: 80%

[near wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-morty-you-son-of-a-bitch-im-in-animated-series-gif-17733141

Damn

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-funny-embed-fail-goose-goose-embed-fail-gif-25175587

[near wharf]

[marsh iris]

funny i had pizza last night too

[marsh iris]

are we pizzacally connected?

[quaint moss]

man mondays

i am eating pizza

[quaint moss]

gren wock

[gilded socket]

Houghhh

[inland mantle]

🤨

[somber stream]

So i heard Silver made the cut

nice

[quaint moss]

who

[fiery reef]

ask

[inland mantle]

The hedgehog duh

[quaint moss]

edge hog

[inland mantle]

Hmm

No

[dire kayak]

relatable

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah.

[quaint moss]

what if yes

[inland mantle]

🤔

[marsh iris]

yo licht

happy birthday btw, good years ahead

[twin flower]

Who did you vote for

[quaint moss]

Mappy smirthsay

[hidden whale]

my limit

is 5 slices of pizza

[marsh iris]

🥳 🎂

[tawny hearth]

cut bigger slices and you hit the limit in less slices, therefore saving pizza

[languid hazel]

Chat somehow taking FOUR gummies cured my hiccups :3

[marsh iris]

cut less slices, then you can eat more pizza

[languid hazel]

-# ||awoooooooo||

[marsh iris]

or dont slice the pizza, infinite pizza consumption

[tawny hearth]

pizza science is really complicated tbh

[marsh iris]

..true....

[quaint moss]

edibles?

[languid hazel]

Affirmative :3

[quaint moss]

i just had six

[dire kayak]

||meow||

[quaint moss]

can relate, peak

[languid hazel]

I just took a total of 110 mg. It is time to have a wonderful night :3

[languid hazel]

-# ||mrrrp :3||

[quaint moss]

rookie numbers

YOU DENY YOUR LIVER ITS PURPOSE JACK

[languid hazel]

This is the most I’ve ever taken in one sitting

[dire kayak]

||purrrr :3||

[quaint moss]

hmm, trying to think about mine

[bleak sleet]

I mean if it works, it works

[quaint moss]

probably a gram

[gilded socket]

Houghhhhhhhh

[bleak sleet]

What the most yall took

[dire kayak]

relatable

[languid hazel]

What should I play?

[nocturne bloom]

Im really on the fence about buying a kimber

[cosmic burrow]

Dont

[nocturne bloom]

Ive taken guns apart for years I just dont want to deal with the amount of potential issues ive heard of, but simultaneously want to see first hand

[cosmic burrow]

Save your money

[nocturne bloom]

Money tis not the concern

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

Dont buy a faulty product

[quaint moss]

im gonna play helldivers

[nocturne bloom]

Faulty assuming its a kimber made in NY. Which it is not

[quaint moss]

kimber?

[nocturne bloom]

Its really just a thing of me seeing exactly how bad the brand compares to the reviews

[nocturne bloom]

Gun brand

[quaint moss]

oh ew

[nocturne bloom]

Im moderately interested in the LW 1911s they have. I just want to pick a few parts up before I get one

For fear of the worst

[twin flower]

Silver is busted holy shit

[cosmic burrow]

How is she

[quaint moss]

bussin

[cosmic burrow]

Also i should be asleep but my ass hates me

[twin flower]

Broken

Really cool kit tho

[cosmic burrow]

Thats likely gonna be corrected soon

[nocturne bloom]

[jaunty path]

gum is bad indeed

[twin flower]

Had my best match as Victor as well lmao

MVP for the first time

[cosmic burrow]

If you like victor

Try warden

[nocturne bloom]

Ew gum

[twin flower]

Yeah I have him on my selected hero's

[hazy kestrel]

I’m so bored.

[twin flower]

But right now im enjoying Vict more

[hazy kestrel]

I want to play Skyrim, but I don’t want to play Skyrim.

[twin flower]

so i have him on prio

[cosmic burrow]

Cool

[cosmic burrow]

Play tainted grail

[twin flower]

Lash is also really cool

[cosmic burrow]

Lash is fun

[twin flower]

Lash is an asshole

[cosmic burrow]

Yup

[quaint moss]

anyways hellsmiver time

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve played only Darktide for the past 3 months, but my old reliable games just aren’t fun anymore.

[quaint moss]

[cosmic burrow]

Those being?

[twin flower]

Might I interest you in armored core 6

[jaunty path]

Hopefully the last of my darktiding today will be the event.

[nocturne bloom]

[jaunty path]

[hazy kestrel]

Uh, Skyrim, Cultist Simulator, Tabletop Simulator (When my friend group gets together once a millennium), and… Rogue Trader sometimes.

[quaint moss]

[hazy kestrel]

Oh, and Homeworld: Deserts of Kharak

[nocturne bloom]

Get 4 random people and play terraria fresh on expert
Peak detox

[cosmic burrow]

Try tainted grail fall of avalon if you havent

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve looked into it, doesn’t seem like my cup of tea unfortunately.

[cosmic burrow]

Its skyrim but better

If you like sandboxy games

Then astroneer

[hazy kestrel]

Hmmmmm

[cosmic burrow]

Maybe system shock remake

[hazy kestrel]

I was actually looking to try the old version, oddly enough.

The new one is too vibrant and hurts my eyes lmao.

[cosmic burrow]

I loved the remake

Like i was playing it like a action game

But was scared of shodan at times

And as it is with my friend i talk a lot with. Philosophical convo came of it

Same thing happened after all fnv dlcs and the game its self

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve already beaten all 3 endings of that game lol.

That was two years ago.

I guess I’ll just exercise to some music or something. Better than just sitting here doing nothing productive.

[nimble glade]

[nimble glade]

Do you know how to forge swords or smith in general?

[hazy kestrel]

No

Unfortunately

Sounds cool though.

[tawny hearth]

i think its usually a pretty warm hobby

[quaint moss]

PEAK DEMOCRACY

[hidden whale]

im noticing a common theme in this game compared to v2

is dying to some insane random bs

:<

[tawny hearth]

it sucks fighting on stairs in both games lol

[gilded socket]

Houghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[marsh iris]

✊ 🐺 awo

[narrow ledge]

hell no

may the emperor smite you

[marsh iris]

pack together stronk

[tired inlet]

in VT2 it's actually advantageous to be below the rats because of the hurtboxes and hitboxes.

[tawny hearth]

not on bardin

[tired inlet]

in Darktide, if you're ranged focused, it doesn't super matter

[tawny hearth]

stairs suuuuuuuck on bardin

[tired inlet]

THese stairs go up!

[marsh iris]

rejects when stairs

[tired inlet]

These stairs go down!

engineer outcast bardin cares not for stairs

ratatatatatatatatatatat

[marsh iris]

slope them up dwarfey

[gilded socket]

Hough

[gilded socket]

So fuckin tuff 🐺 ⛓️ 🥀

[quaint moss]

dying light

[tawny hearth]

i still say to myself "these stairs go x!" whenever i see stairs in a video game... and sometimes in real life

[modest flume]

I'll tell you what's better than sitting there and doing nothing

STANDING THERE, YOU REAAAALIIIIZE

(playing with me )

[hazy kestrel]

But I want to exercise. :(

For sure though

[brazen pelican]

"My legs are broken, the kneecaps are stolen."

[modest flume]

Hey nothing wrong with that

I only do only positive body image reinforcement

[tired inlet]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-HhJ8nC5X8M/maxresdefault.jpg

[modest flume]

I'm forever bound to a chaaaaair

[somber stream]

Yo Garut, it's not my birthday though?

[brazen pelican]

Merry birthmas.

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[somber stream]

Good morning Neuro

[modest flume]

A DESOLATE LIFE

[somber stream]

Or rather, shouldn't you be sleeping?

[modest flume]

I CANT PLEASE MY WIFE

[brazen pelican]

Nah, woke up 2 hours ago. :3

[modest flume]

IF ONLY MY LEGS I COULD FEEEEL

[somber stream]

Damn, early riser huh?

[marsh iris]

🥳 🎂

[somber stream]

It's not my birthday, why are you trying to psyop me into thinking it is

[brazen pelican]

Kinda, went to bed early yesterday. :3

[somber stream]

Fucked up sleeping schedule, gotcha

[marsh iris]

ah man who is going to eat all the cake then

[somber stream]

Can't wait to slave the day away

We're launching a major offensive on Cyberstan soon, so that's a Cyborg update for you

[modest flume]

Ngl that's hot

[somber stream]

Meanwhile it's been 200+ days since last squid update 💀

[modest flume]

Go to sleep early, wake up early?

Gawd dayum

[brazen pelican]

Pretty much. :3

[marsh iris]

does the squid do the wall thingy, they are so annoying on the first game

[tender horizon]

When I quit HD2 the meatballs were phasing through walls and it only seems to have gotten worse

I watched 3 of them run straight throw a city outer wall I jump packed over to come try to kill me.

[tired inlet]

yeah the faceless chaos spawn shit clips still

so anyway, I started hittin' 'em with a Spear missile

[somber stream]

Im fairly sure they patched that

[tender horizon]

I am entirely sure they did not.

[somber stream]

Wall clipping that is

[brazen pelican]

My strategy is just to put on Boney M. - Rasputin and accept my fate.

[tired inlet]

it really only caused me issues in defense missions when you're standing on greybox platforms and they'd wiggle under it and flail to launch you

[somber stream]

Oh lol, they appeared to be normal on my playthroughs

[tender horizon]

Lucky you

They totally ignore solid objects with regularity for me.

[tired inlet]

Right band, wrong song: Try "Daddy Cool" -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebdc4Px5cDo

[brazen pelican]

Also a good one. :3

[tired inlet]

I've got a few Boney M. albums and even a Best of CD.

[twin dirge]

Fuck

I love coffee

Ts so tasty

[somber stream]

Wait, Cyborg, Siege mech.

We're getting a tank before the fucking IFV

[tired inlet]

faceless hordes aren't too bad; I was in spartan build (SMG+Riot Shield+Machete+Napalm Impacts) and being able to run and fire back as you do so made them manageable (supplement riot shield + commando + gatling sentry + strafe run)

[modest flume]

No, you

I've been recently into Vietnamese coffee, stuff is just

[tired inlet]

with some Banh Mi or Pho, sure is

with the tripe

[modest flume]

My man

🤝

[somber stream]

Vietnamese coffee is just coffee with condensed milk

[tired inlet]

using Robusta beans

[modest flume]

The beans are what do it for me

I generally go black

[brazen pelican]

But that means you can't go back!

[somber stream]

They have these thing to drop the coffee, i forgot what it's called in English

[modest flume]

Exactly

[somber stream]

Coffee filter!

[twin dirge]

Y'all talking all fancy while I'm over here talking about my java monsters

Fuhhhh

[modest flume]

I'm in a good mood, today, I forgive you

[twin dirge]

Sometimes I sit here and text without looking and feel very cool

Then it hits me that that's bad

[quaint moss]

what is a java monster

LOL

[modest flume]

It's basically Monster™ iced coffee

[twin dirge]

Yea

[brazen pelican]

Did someone say Monster™?!

[quaint moss]

my singing

[marsh iris]

monsters is kil

[somber stream]

Garut

We must hunt for Alpha Access to Beta Decay

[marsh iris]

😭 dev gatekeeping his own game

[modest flume]

I GIVE MY LIIIIIIFE

NOT FOR HONOR BUT FOR YOUUUUUUUUU

[marsh iris]

awh so sweet

[somber stream]

That's when you know shit's gonna be gud

Also good morning Karien

[modest flume]

I try

[gloomy tartan]

Horses can never return to Iceland

They get banned for ever when they leave

They shoot missiles at you if you try to return

[fiery wave]

I was in havoc hell till 9am. Going to bed now.

[somber stream]

Bruh

Uh, Sleep well?

[fiery wave]

My weekly H40 win, you know.

[somber stream]

Such dedication, Emperor keeps you

[marsh iris]

urghhh havoic

[fiery wave]

Naw, just until death.

[nocturne bloom]

Why do accounts that want to sell me "art" keep dming me from this server

[quaint moss]

lack of moderation, or you have the mark, you are cursed

[fiery wave]

If you ever offered to pay for art, you are more likely to get them.

[quaint moss]

(black ops)

[low blade]

Man, I need to find an artist actually

[nocturne bloom]

I said i wanted to commission someone to make me a tanto blade and I got dms thinking I wanted "art"

Obviously accounts that were stolen lol

[fiery wave]

What did you expect from grifting bots?

[modest flume]

Oh I'll sell you some art alright

[low blade]

One time my friend really did fall for that "My friend made a game can you play it" because he's a coder and it got his other coder friend

[somber stream]

Do they have alarm that trigger whenever somebody say something like "Commission" or "Art" or "Draw"?

[modest flume]

let's try it

COMMISSION

ART

DRAW

TWITTER

[quaint moss]

people of fall for that are weird :>

[modest flume]

ANIME

[languid hazel]

I got all psyker penances complete now :3

[tired inlet]

GustaVoz:
hello you there?
GustaVoz
can i ask you something if its okay
Raziel
if it's about profile pictures or art I will digitally disembowel you and hang you by your own distended intestines.
Raziel
my children will them amuse themselves for a week by throwing stones at your publicly hanged corpse in embarrassing ways.

Never heard back.

[somber stream]

RED HAIR WAHMAN

[fiery wave]

Hey Licht, when will the art commission be done so I can pester for more?

[modest flume]

Good fellows, no news so far

I will keep all of you updated when I have some

[nocturne bloom]

They actually sent me a SS of what I said too

[somber stream]

Every time you ask, the amount of days required to complete the piece increased by 1

[low blade]

I need to find an artist that I will then whip and flog like Jesus because I need a complicated and annoying-to-draw thing

[fiery wave]

(I'm trying to fish for bots.)

[low blade]

I knew a guy that waited a year for a comm

[somber stream]

(I was jesting)
Also #NotAnArtist

[fiery wave]

That has happened. All I got was a sketch.

[dull hamlet]

He was caught polishing his lance

[dire kayak]

hear me out on the darktide logo

[rocky radish]

Sometimes when friends get DMs about art commissions, I DM the people offering to sell them art. They get very confused

[low blade]

Grim

[hazy kestrel]

@modest flume, you still gaming pal?

I think I’ll join after all.

[modest flume]

I just started a Havoc

[fiery wave]

A refund and the sketch.

[hazy kestrel]

Shit lmao

[quaint moss]

:3

[somber stream]

How about i draw you like one of my French girl instead? (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

[quaint moss]

need a gaming friend?

[hazy kestrel]

Sure pal.

[quaint moss]

let me boot it up

[hazy kestrel]

Bushman can join us after I think.

[winged oasis]

man the servers, hong kong at least are dead af

[elder merlin]

[winged oasis]

when do cartel favors end

i need that 2k plasteel

[hazy kestrel]

13.5 days

You got time.

[quaint moss]

:3

:333:3333

[fiery wave]

Just solo uprising for it.

[winged oasis]

i should try swapping the region in mission selector

[hazy kestrel]

Exactly what I did lmao

[twin dirge]

AUGHHHHH

[fiery wave]

Or play US or EU for ppl.

[winged oasis]

i cant even solo heresy

[hazy kestrel]

Not gonna torture myself with pox gas hell any longer than I need to.

[tawny hearth]

how many days are left on the event?

[quaint moss]

wanna play with us

:>

[fiery wave]

Duo speedruns lul.

[winged oasis]

my ping is already dogwater at hongkong itll be nonexistent at western regions

[twin dirge]

I'm at work

[fiery wave]

Thus Arby speedruns.

[quaint moss]

mannnnn ;<

[fiery wave]

I play 300 ping. You can too.

[hazy kestrel]

God I wish lmao. I just had sightseeing randoms.

Touring around like we’re in Paris lmao

[fiery wave]

Isn't it solos?

[hazy kestrel]

Nah

I was public matching

[winged oasis]

OH TAHNK FUCK A CARTEL MISSION IMMEDIATELY

[quaint moss]

check dm

your host

[earnest oyster]

reminds me of the days when i played this one mmo a really long time ago and made a character on na server, played with 400 ping

[hazy kestrel]

Friend request sent pal

[earnest oyster]

thank god for google fiber these days

[tawny hearth]

i used to join european servers from the US on dialup in TF2

[earnest oyster]

😱

[fiery wave]

Oh. Lul.

[fiery wave]

Uhh, 300 ping is just to EU lul.

[hidden whale]

just got twins, captain, pogryn, burgle spawn?

on havoc 21?

wtf?

why does the game just want you dead sometimes? ;.;

[earnest oyster]

ai director is tuco salamanca

[tired inlet]

are... are you hitting quickplay and hoping to get an event mission rather than just clicking "event mission"?

[hidden whale]

we managed to burst out the pogryn and burgle pretty fast

but got cooked cause there was also gunner and bomber spawns...'

[marsh iris]

just got front mission 3 remake, time for nostalgic trip

[fiery wave]

I mean, I do havocs there.

[knotty terrace]

Ok seriously what’s the story behind the ogryn just dying like that?

[tired inlet]

I was on deployment and in Bahrain in Manama waiting for extraction and using the wi-fi near Jebel Ali in the U.A.E. with my WinXP Laptop running WoW and decided I wanted to know how bad it was and it got up to 24,000ms before the server kicked me off.

[hidden whale]

gravity

[knotty terrace]

Like was he down to his last wound bar?

[earnest oyster]

that's like... moon wifi

[tired inlet]

babies bounce when you drop them, so do ogryns

we're correlated that brain size/cognitive capacity is directly proportional to the ability of a body to bounce when dropped.

[fiery wave]

Dunno why, but internet in UAE sucks.

[tired inlet]

it was multiple satellite hops

each satellite added 700+ms

[knotty terrace]

Oh trust me the internet in Australia is worse

[fiery wave]

Is more, I asked someone stuck there for awhile if they can DT. RUBBERBANDING TO THE MAX. On just the Mourningstar lul.

[marsh iris]

bro playing wow with mars drone latency, 5 mins per action

[winged oasis]

what?

im clicking event missions and getting nothing but waiting rooms

which dont even fill anyway

[grand narwhal]

Hey is the servers for darktide still down?

[twin dirge]

Yes

The obese fish ate the servers

They won't be back till Christmas

[whole glade]

what should the Nightlords playlist have in it?

[languid hazel]

Greenday

[whole glade]

oo like an edgy teens playlist?

[languid hazel]

I may have forgotten the exact name of the band but ye

[whole glade]

on it broham

[languid hazel]

xD

[storm ember]

sewerslvt and femtanyl

[whole glade]

thats more EC imo

[storm ember]

thats all space marines

[whole glade]

i have to add trasitions from eastern euro vampire to edgy teen goth

[astral basin]

Canadian Cadians

[misty trench]

the reference falls apart because the Quebecois divisions would've merked abaddon

[blazing ibex]

without me

wow

[quaint moss]

indeed

[quaint moss]

game recognize game

[blazing ibex]

#betrayed

[quaint moss]

#funny

[twin dirge]

CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE LORD

[astral basin]

They were among the many that were off planet
Were told to spread some “ingenuity” elsewhere

[misty trench]

bringing poutine to the wider galaxy

[astral basin]

Hm

[gloomy tartan]

I wish the fent dealer class got a fent lean emote or something

I thought with this cultist gift event we would get it

I’m pretty sure Poutine has French fries involved so I approve

[twin flower]

Cheddar for the Cheddar Throne!

[gilded socket]

Buuurrrpppp

[astral basin]

Maybe if the cadians were truly canadian… nah thats heresy talk

[plain token]

going to lose iot

can crushers just fucking slide mid oveerhead

iistg

[gilded socket]

Be fast

Durrhhh

[gloomy tartan]

Bob and weave

Give them the little mac special

[twin dirge]

Or stick a taser up its ass

[gilded socket]

Ha penis

[modest flume]

smhmh

[twin flower]

Shock Maul up the hoo haa

[twin dirge]

Peenit

[gloomy tartan]

My Chainsword has teeth painted on it

[tired inlet]

what difficulty? I've not had issues with damnation/heresy

[gilded socket]

Peent

[bleak sleet]

Peen peen

[somber stream]

Have you ever worked with someone who address themselves in 3rd person irl?

[plain token]

how come executioner stance doesn't work in pox gas

this is some bs

[drowsy prawn]

have you 😏

[somber stream]

I have

I am now, actually

[drowsy prawn]

who hired him

how did he pass

[winged oasis]

YEAHHHHHHHH ADAMANTINE GOT

aight dgaf about this cartel shi

[somber stream]

She, also idk. Korean

[astral basin]

Is she

[somber stream]

Kawaii culture?

[drowsy prawn]

is she

cute

because that changes everything

[somber stream]

Certainly have a nice voice

[astral basin]

Is she speaking in 3rd native or second language…?

[somber stream]

In English

[astral basin]

Mildly changes things

[somber stream]

I don't know if they speak in Native as well lmao

Humans are fascinating

[astral basin]

Our resident vampire isnt alive for us to interrogate on the matter

[somber stream]

Who?

[astral basin]

The Sister

Her parent is korean? No?

[spark glade]

When should I start upgrading weapons? should I wait till I have access to hihgest rarity?

[somber stream]

Only the mom, and she's American. Don't think she know much about local stuff

If anything, should ask Bart lol

[gloomy tartan]

I mean when you unlock all the crap it’s unlocked for all guns that are that gun

So if you get one with good stats and upgrade its rarity you can just put whatever crap you want on it

But I think you just need kills for that so shrug

[spark glade]

I meant like upgrading rarity and such

Is it worthed to upgrade non-max rarity items?

Just depending on max stats?

[whole glade]

that one brain stem stand user in part 3 was just ragebaiting jojo

[twin dirge]

Looking up cream on the work computer

[whole bough]

max stats mainly yeah

and how much you can level it

like if its a 150 weapon with 20/80 you can get it to 80/80

but if its like 450 with 20/80 it wont hit max

i dont think anyways

otherwise rarity is for blessings which you can manually change

[quaint moss]

you mean the one on gramps

[spark glade]

150 and 450 is the power level?

[whole bough]

yea

500 is max

[quaint moss]

🤨

[spark glade]

So we want high max stats with the lowest power rating as possible

[twin dirge]

They want me to print out tags for the coffee creamer leave me alone

[drowsy prawn]

the only thing you care about is the dump stat

all other numbers meaningless

[twin dirge]

When do we get a new rarity of weapons that have a single that that goes to 100

[quaint moss]

ah so thats the excuse gotcha

LOL

[spark glade]

Whats the recommended dump stat?

Mobility>

[drowsy prawn]

usually

[quaint moss]

damage prob

[twin dirge]

Mobility/defense

[quaint moss]

i like hitting like a truck

[spark glade]

Im looking for what? 40/50 on the dump stat?

[quaint moss]

unless, its a blaze sword

then its heat managment

[twin dirge]

60

[gloomy tartan]

The dump stat should be compassion

[drowsy prawn]

the cap at 60 and not 1 point higher

[hazy kestrel]

60

[twin flower]

Lowest is 60

[hazy kestrel]

60 the lowest

[spark glade]

ok so find weapon with mobility max at 60 and low weapon rating

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah.

Just gamble at Brunt’s weapon casino

[drowsy prawn]

that's it, the first part, ratings is irrelavent

[quaint moss]

80s the highest

[spark glade]

Ok

[hazy kestrel]

Just buy a bunch of profane weapons until you get the funny dump stat you want.

[twin flower]

I mean ideally if there's one that has good ratings with the stats you want, I'd go for that

[spark glade]

The difference between rarity is just the blessing right

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, higher rarities have 1-2 blessings

[quaint moss]

ye

perks and blessings

[twin flower]

porks

[quaint moss]

oh shit bacon, hide the stuff

[twin flower]

i smell it on you boi

[quaint moss]

NUH UH

[stuck merlin]

this event is hate incarnate.

[drowsy prawn]

gas gas gas

[hazy kestrel]

Play it on uprising.

Save yourself the pain.

Just speedrun.

[drowsy prawn]

they want you to have arby mask

they want you to have scum box

[hazy kestrel]

See, why do all that, when I can just knife zealot stealth run to the finish?

[drowsy prawn]

I kid

honestly the gas damage in auric can't even eat through shield

[twin flower]

just gotta stim it

[hazy kestrel]

I hate pox gas so much. It’s not even bad, just annoying.

[drowsy prawn]

havoc players are traumatized by it

[hazy kestrel]

I was a havoc player once. I’m glad I left once I got all the funny penances.

Well, that’s a lie.

[drowsy prawn]

wait what

you are not allowed to leave

[hazy kestrel]

I did torment myself for a few seasons of the climb

Got tired of it and left, though I do rarely play a match or two of it.

I’m tired. My eyes are screaming for the sweet release of sleep.

Goodnight, general chat.

Unless someone says something funny, then I might come back.

Maybe

Actually I’m really fucking tired, so I won’t lmao

[twin flower]

dick butt

[astral basin]

Something funny

[drowsy lynx]

Pee is stored in the balls

[astral basin]

Bitch

[trim whale]

What do you guys think of the battle wizard in vertimide 2?

[hidden whale]

OP

strongest class in the game imo

[twin flower]

i havent played Vermintide 2

[astral basin]

Sometimes pretty good sometimes pretty shit

[trim whale]

Bet first time playing this game I didn't know who to go

[drowsy lynx]

Wattle bizard

[hidden whale]

oh real?

id go one of the fundies classes

[quaint moss]

:>

[trim whale]

Fundies classes?

[hidden whale]

mercenary or witch hunter captain

so you learn the interact with every enemy properly

battle wizard is strong but very crutch

[quaint moss]

i hated the fire head lady, shes lame

now the witch hunter

[trim whale]

Mercenary it is

[hidden whale]

excellent choice :3

[quaint moss]

:3

[charred whale]

CAN Y'ALL REMOVE THE STUPID Modifier of "WAVE OF MUTANTS" Holy sh**

[hidden whale]

1h sword, sword and shield, bret sword, sword ance mace are all good weapons

[charred whale]

4 times in a row

[hidden whale]

and 2h hammer

[charred whale]

Auric Maelstorm, Wave of mutants.

[hidden whale]

for merc

[quaint moss]

merc, is that the name of the guy with the swei hander?

[hidden whale]

I actually for maybe the first time, had a mutant hit me and throw me into a better situation, I was stuck in a corner with a boss and he threw me out

[quaint moss]

[hidden whale]

I actually said "thank you mutie" out loud

it was crazy

[charred whale]

Nothing like being grabbed back and forth by 5 mutants, During a stressful situation. 4 times in a row in mutation

[stark bobcat]

mutants can end or save a run

[charred whale]

It's rare but not bad

[quaint moss]

pushes dog
yay

[charred whale]

But when it's CONSTANT 5 mutants or how many you can one shot then another 4 toss you around during bosses

or even snipers is the most annoying shit ever.

and 4 rotations

all fucking Wave of mutants just ruining the run.

[quaint moss]

Throws you into a trapper pox flamer combo
well shit

[twin flower]

pox flamer bomber burster combo

Cant hide behind cover its covered in flames - the heretics prolly

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

[charred whale]

That or You'd get grabbed, thrown up on, Thrown but mid air grabbed by a fucking oversized slug

[twin flower]

Shorkman

[acoustic pebble]

I have returned. With puppy

[charred whale]

Then somehow, Through all of it, the most ANNOYING SHIT ever

[twin flower]

Wazzgood

puppers?

[acoustic pebble]

Eyyy is my boi

[charred whale]

Being the fact fucking Gas and Fire can hit you as you are eaten.

[twin dirge]

Imagine being me, walking around in the snow half naked, and then being surprised when I catch a cold

[spark glade]

It must be because ur walking

[acoustic pebble]

I have a healing remedy
Readies flamethrower

[spark glade]

If ur running u wouldnt catch it

[twin dirge]

Ur right

I'ma run next time so the cold can't catch me

[spark glade]

Exactly

[acoustic pebble]

But run too fast and you might catch the cold by accident

[quaint moss]

coverd in the flames of love

[acoustic pebble]

It's not fast

[quaint moss]

and nurgles blessing

[twin dirge]

Husband, I require soup

[quaint moss]

why were you naked 😭

[marsh iris]

snow is in heat

[quaint moss]

fair point, soup time

[twin dirge]

Shorts and a t shirt

It wasn't that cold

[quaint moss]

so not half baked, just poorly clothed OOF

[elder merlin]

[spark glade]

How long is the campagin by the by

Its ideal to finish it first before anything else I assume?

[lethal solstice]

Campaign is highly optional

[earnest oyster]

there's a campaign?

[cosmic burrow]

In dt? Yes

[earnest oyster]

i think i skipped it tbh over a year ago

[spark glade]

I see

[cosmic burrow]

If you havent done it. Do it

Its fun

[twin flower]

Good bit of fun

[cosmic burrow]

Gives lore snippets if that interests you

[spark glade]

How many chapters tho

[cosmic burrow]

17

[spark glade]

Ah should be fine then

[cosmic burrow]

Its just missions in chronological order

Aint much more to it

[whole bough]

is there a way to see your own name in chat instead of just [you]

[dense iris]

I wish veteran or arbities had stun so i can make a real cop

[stark bobcat]

what kind of stun?

[twin flower]

Shockmaul lets them stay still for a bit 🤔

[stark bobcat]

cause they both have ways to stun

[dense iris]

Mb stun nade / flashbang

[lethal solstice]

Shield special

[dense iris]

None of those are a flashbang or a stun nade

[lethal solstice]

Its a flash based cone stun

[twin flower]

Why do you wanna stun enemies in the first place tho

[lethal solstice]

Its basically a flashbang

[odd rock]

you know i thought this game was poorly optimized when my 5090 struggled to ray trace at 265 hz and then my MONITOR decides to go to the temperature of the fucking sun and overheat

[lethal solstice]

Just not grenade shaped

[odd rock]

God i fucking hate samsung

[whole bough]

are u running native or dlss

raytracing on any build is way better with dlss

i run performance dlss scaled to 2k and i dont even notice any artifacts

[dense iris]

1. I want to make a realistic cop 2. I like flashbangs 3. THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS

[odd rock]

thats with dlss, the hardwares not the issue im bitching about samsung really

[whole bough]

grates sometimes look weird but otherwise its great

[dense iris]

Not a flashbang.

[odd rock]

First I have to setup their smart bs connect to wifi etc and then its still dogshi

and then it overheats lol, cause they used a thermal pad instead of paste

[whole bough]

i try and avoid smart tech

[odd rock]

You know I thought it was dumb tech until it arrived as it wasnt advertised as such

[lethal solstice]

Arbitrators don't do things by half measures

[whole bough]

rip

[lethal solstice]

If you want to incap someone non lethally just beat them unconscious with a maul or shoot their legs off

[dense iris]

Again thats why i said i wish they had flash.

[whole bough]

losing a leg is one of the fastest ways to die

thats a Fun Fact

[dense iris]

They DONT have flashbangs I simply wish they did.

[lethal solstice]

I wonder how blinders would be on arby actually

Instead of like

Stun mines or smth

Probably worse

[tender horizon]

Tbh, my favorite part of blinders is that you just throw them

[lethal solstice]

Yeah but like

Every other part of arbys kit does that

[tender horizon]

The only arb nade you "just throw" is dogsplosion, no?

[obtuse oak]

if you want blinders on arby, you just pick break the line and become the blinder

[lethal solstice]

Yes

[lethal solstice]

Exactly

Their entire kit is blinders

[tender horizon]

Wdym pick BtL

There aren't other options on arb

[lethal solstice]

Thats why I rejected the idea after 5 seconds of thought

[tender horizon]

That's the only one I see

[marsh iris]

blinders are peak, you can say im a peaky bloindah meself

[obtuse oak]

yeah the other ults arent that impressive

fortunately btl never gets old

[hidden whale]

oh yeah

what about INSTANT death

(ie I eat a crusher overhead)

[naive jungle]

oooo boy today has been rough

[dense iris]

I use the far left one and blast the doom sound track with a shotgun

[naive jungle]

so many people just full on sprint ahead, die, then quit lol

[lethal solstice]

Casti is cool but like

It doesn't do anything

[tender horizon]

Casti is cool but not as good

[dense iris]

Casti?

[lethal solstice]

Left ability

Castigators stance

[dense iris]

Ah

[lethal solstice]

It in theory let's you make dumb plays safetly but it also handicaps your ability to make said dumb plays

[trail bramble]

ur arbitrator you're always allowed to make dumb plays

[lethal solstice]

No i mean like

Fatmangus dumb

[hidden whale]

peak mentioned

I literally ate every burster I could in a run until a teammate said "stop running into bursters"

[dense iris]

Care to elaborate?

[hidden whale]

I simply replied "its what my build is designed for"

and then let them watch me twerk on a burster

[lethal solstice]

Removing sprint removes the ability to make a lot of dumb plays

So the 80% dr is just kinda whatever cause it doesn't come with anything useful

[dense iris]

Oh luckily never been an issue for me hopefully it stays that way

[lethal solstice]

Like yeah sure you can't die for 10 seconds
But you're always immortal on arby

[dense iris]

I jusr find the other two abilities boring

[lethal solstice]

Thats because arby is boring

Subclass they expanded into an entire talent tree

[dense iris]

I find it fun

Just not the other two abilites

[languid hazel]

I find arby fun when I am high. Otherwise… eh

[tender horizon]

Arby is my "i have no brain function rn" class

[dense iris]

For me thats Ogryn

[tender horizon]

I don't really enjoy ogryn tbh

[lethal solstice]

Ogryn has 2 melee weapons i like

[dense iris]

The poor sniper watching me dump all my ammo into a trapper

[lethal solstice]

Completely dead to me

[tender horizon]

Yeah me too, Kara and Branx pickaxe lol

[dense iris]

Oh i dont like ogryns melees i just like machinegun

[lethal solstice]

Sadly the twinks absolutely blow

[tender horizon]

If I want a MG I can just use a 126 round vraks on scum

[dense iris]

I think I just toss the sheild on for bosses otherwise im just living mt happy braincellless life

Now if I wanna feel powerful i go psyker. Zealot is probó better for pure melee but the fgs feels so clean

[tender horizon]

No, 134? I don't remember rn, rum is breaching my braincells

[lethal solstice]

Nope

Psyker is better

[tender horizon]

Ime FGS psyker>zealot

Relic blade doesn't match what that thing can do

[dense iris]

Oh say less

[lethal solstice]

Less

[stark bobcat]

I love 1 tapping h40 crushers

[austere leaf]

Is every clearance level 40 player carried or do they just not care about winning havoc anymore so you shouldn't accept them into your missions

[stark bobcat]

Then killing the entire horse with 1 slash

Fgs moment

[dense iris]

The inquistors watching psyker go "Embracing the warp" and somehow clearing a horde by his lonesome

[stark bobcat]

Yes

[lethal solstice]

Horse

[tender horizon]

FGS is so fucking stupid, but psyker is also so fucking stupid and FS won't balance them

[stark bobcat]

Idk why my phone likes horse

Horde

[dense iris]

Not the horse

[quaint moss]

twink death to the crusher

honse

[lethal solstice]

Psyker needs to be taken out back and subjected to their path mandated 95 gunshots

[stark bobcat]

Clearance/level/emblem/title don't mean anything