general-chat

[timber elk]

I’m so sick of your lesbian drama jakka

[acoustic pebble]

The tall muscular blonde tomboy and her dominant cat gf

[fallen tree]

im honestly surprised at how popular y/n stuff was in fandoms. i dont want to read about someone elses shitty oc

[timber elk]

It’s not even a oc

It’s just you as the character with whatever the writer came up for you

[acoustic pebble]

It was LOVE dammit!

Anyway, time to write my Male Professional x Brahms fanfic

[fallen tree]

i mean... in my eyes thats an oc at worst..

but i get what you mean

[timber elk]

Trust me it gets much worse until you find the fanfictions about…..uhhhh….

You know what I shouldn’t say

[acoustic pebble]

Thank you

Let the trauma settle itself in

[fallen tree]

yeah the mods kinda want this place to be safe. as a nsfw artist ive had my fair share of shit. lots of things are best left unsaid 🙂

[acoustic pebble]

Guarantee the Loose Cannon pulls an Aldo Raine and carves the acquila on the foreheads of heretics

[elder merlin]

"In the making"? Its done been made

[acoustic pebble]

I'm adding a spin to it

[timber elk]

(Too late) but yeah a lot of watpad fanfictions are really dogshit and just contains abuse

[elder merlin]

@nocturne bloom

[fallen tree]

not surprised these days. fanfic goes way too far

[acoustic pebble]

Fandoms themselves go way too far

[timber elk]

I used to read alot of fanfic but unfortunately some of the ones I was reading that was getting good are no longer being updated or are really dogshit now

[fallen tree]

yeah, and then they think that their own headcanon is greater than source material

kinda freak behaviour tbh

[timber elk]

Yeah especially the romance fanfics that tend to get waaaaay to carried away.

[acoustic pebble]

Ngl I can kinda feel that way too. But my headcanons actually kick ass

[fallen tree]

the worst part about any media is the fandom.

[fallen tree]

i think if its your own thing and youre not preaching it as gospel to idiots on twitter, you're fine

[acoustic pebble]

Like the Male Anarchist has a YouTube channel where he does unboxing videos

[fallen tree]

everyone is entitled to their own opinion

the problem is when opinion is greater than what it is

[acoustic pebble]

Twitter. A blessing and a curse

A blessing because I found some dope artists

[timber elk]

the brawler ogryn has a food review channel

[acoustic pebble]

A curse because everything else

[fallen tree]

truly. ive found so many good artists there. but the actual discorse is disgusting at times

[acoustic pebble]

I can actually see that

Also the Arbites made their own spinoff of COPS

[timber elk]

“GREETIN’ SAHS AND SNIVERS’ TODA WE BE RE-…..RE….grut it LOOKIN AT TA-CO BELL”

I see judge zealot being a socially awkward podcaster talking about his religion with the god emperor

[acoustic pebble]

The Psyker would be a great DJ

And Zolas favorite activity is the flipping page drawings

[timber elk]

“So….ive recently been praying to the emperor a lot more after one of the ganger females said “she wanted a big strong man”

“I uhhh…told her ma’dam we have heretics to slay….she got excited for some reason”

[amber delta]

ogryn is the worst class they need to buff

[solar widget]

I fear the day im forced to level ogryn

[earnest oyster]

ogryn has 1 or maaaybe 2 useful range weapons, sad

[solar widget]

Reload for them is hella long too

[upbeat blaze]

[thick fog]

why you lie

[night grotto]

Who's winning, a single Clone Commando, a single Tempestus Scion, or a single Helldiver?

[earnest oyster]

what difficulty are we talking, havoc 20-30, 40? or maelstrom ?

[thick fog]

Havoc already restrict lot of weapons due the enemy buffs

[visual vortex]

The Trapper watching in horror as a 9ft slab of pure muscle yells at her about eating her and flossing his massive teeth with her net:

[thick fog]

But up to auric

[earnest oyster]

In auric as an Ogryn you can use more weapons that's true, but you'll either have to install a mod for semi auto machineguns or have angy teammates for being a gunlugger ogryn

[thick fog]

HS lugger is a rare sight for any ogryns to use

Never saw any ogryns using it besides me few times

[visual vortex]

I dont like the heavy stubber

[thick fog]

true

[visual vortex]

It reqyires aiming

[marsh iris]

aiming? dont know her

[visual vortex]

Sounds nice tho

[acoustic pebble]

I return from my civic duty in my local safeway

There is no more virgin olive oil

[thick fog]

"And this is my Aiming"

She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.

[cosmic burrow]

im a professional, and professionals have standards

[visual vortex]

Twin-linked stubber

[cosmic burrow]

Be Polite
Be Efficient
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

[visual vortex]

You have standards?

I waste all my ammo on a single poxer because it's funny

[marsh iris]

shouldve dance of death animated when you still full auto a heretic after they reach 0 HP

[storm ember]

I got a manky eye. I'm a black scottish cyclops! They've got more-

-than they got the likes of me!

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/machine-gun-danny-mcbride-gif-21118588

[visual vortex]

I like making sure heretics need 2 be glued together in hell

[slim flicker]

if i were a bad Ogryn

[visual vortex]

Not a real thing

[marsh iris]

id be a runt wouldnt I?!

[slim flicker]

ogre gaming

[worn halo]

I love flexing and keeping my party protected. ogryn supremacy.

[marsh iris]

keep your party ogrynized

[worn halo]

I cant get anywhere in Havoc otherwise lol

[delicate vapor]

my pc temps so beautiful

deep clean was worth

[modern bobcat]

What app did you use?

[fiery wave]

Pretty sure he meant physically cleaning it.

[delicate vapor]

yes

physically

my temps on idle outside of games are 35-40

in games its about 40-57

some games

[cosmic burrow]

i use air compressor to clean my pc

jsut unplug it and crry it to the garage

[delicate vapor]

also did have to add new thermal paste

[cosmic burrow]

now i neither have time for that

[delicate vapor]

nah you do

2 minutes

[cosmic burrow]

all of the termal paste i had expired

or was used up

maybe tommorow i will go through the cabinets to just clean them

all of the old school text books into one place

and such

[delicate vapor]

campfire fuel

[cosmic burrow]

i have enough of that in the shed

[near wolf]

how'd you do it?

[delicate vapor]

isopropyl alcohol
screwdriver
Microfiber cloth
tooth brush and water
patience

and sanity

[near wolf]

very nice

it's been 4 months since i got mine so i gotta clean it too

wondering how i should go about it

[delicate vapor]

cpu id say a yearly thing

dust id say ehh montly

monthly, depends

[cosmic burrow]

i clean my pc when its visibly looks dusty

[delicate vapor]

pretty much

[cosmic burrow]

if i could i would just sumberge it in water

and at that my pc gets dirty fast

because one side is not installed

[delicate vapor]

id want magic powers where my pc never over heats and is constantly cleaned

[cosmic burrow]

for temperature reasons

[cosmic burrow]

first can be done rather easily

depending on how much money you ahve

[delicate vapor]

yea

[marsh iris]

✊ 🐺 awoo mate

[elder merlin]

[feral vessel]

Good morning Atoma.

[feral vessel]

Merp..?

[sleek harness]

Why are you greeting the heretics

A thou dumb?

[near wolf]

right i guess im longer overdue for a dust clean up

[timber elk]

IM FEELING QUITE HUNGRY🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[near wolf]

what do you use to do that? i don't have compressed air and the other fancy stuff

[sleek harness]

You played KCD?

[timber elk]

Not yet

[sleek harness]

And 2

[timber elk]

Nope

Just seen memes about how much of a goofy goober Henry is

[sleek harness]

Henry got brain damage

[timber elk]

Figured as much if he’s going around shout the hungry stuff

Honestly I would also probably shit myself if I see a mad lad with a mace and shield screaming that he’s hungry in the 1100s

[little marten]

any of my beautiful darktide friends have a deadlock invite?

[sleek harness]

No

[little marten]

bye

[sleek harness]

What even is deadlock

[timber elk]

Idk

[sleek harness]

Is it a spy game

[timber elk]

No

[fiery wave]

You never added me so...

[timber elk]

It’s more like if team fortress, league of legends and and overwatch had a baby

[little marten]

you added me?

[fiery wave]

Not on Steam, but as in, you never did send one, I think.

[hidden whale]

wait deadlock isnt even out yet

[little marten]

yeah i dont know how that stuff works

[hidden whale]

??

[sleek harness]

Nurgle is nobodies friend

[little marten]

but i shall add you now

because that is a travesty

[sleek harness]

And expect us to play with him

[hidden whale]

im so confused, ive been seeing people play it for months

[sleek harness]

He's from the future

40k

You know

Like Darktide

[little marten]

its invite only

[fair bridge]

playtest has been out for months

[obtuse oak]

I gotchu

[fair bridge]

everyone gets like 10 invites i think

[little marten]

MY HERO

[sleek harness]

Is this hero shooter good or bad

[fair bridge]

damn the game's like 30 gigs now

[little marten]

RECEIVED

[obtuse oak]

Moba

[little marten]

actually kari

[sleek harness]

Does this mean both

[little marten]

i can confirm

[fair bridge]

by all accounts it's good

[little marten]

for about 6 months i had sent you a friends request

[modern bobcat]

Can I have an invite?

[little marten]

i can confirm this because i accidentally did it to begin with

[obtuse oak]

I've played it a bit when the playtest started, it was already good then

[fiery wave]

Not on steam?

[obtuse oak]

But I didn't have a good pc so I stopped

[little marten]

nah not steam tho

[obtuse oak]

Was thinking of getting back into it

[fair bridge]

i should send karien a friend request to see if she's over thinking i'm hitler

[sleek harness]

Are you?

[fiery wave]

Cos the 3 ppl on it is odd, sus and probably accidental.

[obtuse oak]

yeah sure

[fair bridge]

i think i'm one of the only people that actually reports piece of shit racists that join this server so no

[obtuse oak]

oh I need to install the game apparently. hold up

[sleek harness]

Never saw racists here

Guess you are quick

[fair bridge]

you're welcome

[little marten]

we can be steam friends if u want i like u

[little marten]

i appear offline 24/7 anyway so

[sleek harness]

I didn't said thanks yet

[fiery wave]

Up to you.

[sleek harness]

I would if I got paid

[cosmic burrow]

Deadlock is spreading

Good

[cosmic burrow]

Good

[little marten]

85467627

[fair bridge]

my boy makes pizza for payment

[little marten]

use this information as you will

[fiery wave]

I can boot up Deadlock now if anyone wants.

[fair bridge]

did u even add me yet

[cosmic burrow]

Let the best moba on the market spread

[hidden whale]

hi

:3

(i dont have deadlock)

[obtuse oak]

i cant add/msg you on disc

[fair bridge]

i can send u an invite

[hidden whale]

nah dont waste it on me

I dont like shooter mobas

[fair bridge]

wao

[cosmic burrow]

Theres no wasting it

[fair bridge]

i have like 9 left

[modern bobcat]

Lol we both have privacy settings turned up

[cosmic burrow]

Worst case you just dont get it

[obtuse oak]

hihi

[fiery wave]

I did. Comes to a sus Rat.

[fair bridge]

and apparently i have no online friends so how would it be a waste

smh

[cosmic burrow]

Last time i checked there wasnt a finite amount of invites to deadlock

[sleek harness]

What is a sus rat

[fair bridge]

i remember there being 10? idk, i'm about to check

[cosmic burrow]

Also @echo umbra want a invite

[cosmic burrow]

I sent like 40 in the past

And now i sent few again and people got them

[fair bridge]

i must be thinking of something else then

[fiery wave]

You do need to accept though.

[shy sandal]

The characters design in that game are really good.

Too bad it's a moba, i'm not a big fan of those

[modern bobcat]

Deadlocktide

[fiery wave]

Actual Alpha ones were nicer conceptwise.

[sleek harness]

Locktide

[obtuse oak]

@modern bobcat @little marten i have recommended you both. invites can take 1-2 days apparently

[modern bobcat]

ty

[cosmic burrow]

Concept changed from future to 1920 magic new york

[little marten]

i was outside 🙁 doing so now

[fair bridge]

is everyone here friends on steam

[little marten]

my motherfuckin' g

[modern bobcat]

No I had to add

[cosmic burrow]

No

[fiery wave]

No point now, only need one person to send.

[fair bridge]

this is bullshit

[modern bobcat]

My Steam is privated

[little marten]

uhh i dont want an invite i want to be FRIENDS

[fair bridge]

ignore me again

you will die

[little marten]

sorry!

what did i ignore lmao

[fair bridge]

threats work

im goated

[fiery wave]

It has always been noir times though?

[shy sandal]

The concept art always looks nicer than the final product. That's the goal

Concept art is made to sell you the idea, and the finalist artists make it into something managable

[obtuse oak]

no lol they had to add me.

[fair bridge]

wow the game looks so cool

[shy sandal]

No, i'm too shy 👉 👈

[fair bridge]

i think i last played it a year or so ago

[fiery wave]

Problem is, the concept WAS in the game.

Look up alpha versions of the chars.

[fair bridge]

there's an ourple kitty here

[shy sandal]

Prolly had to simplify it for sillouettes or optimizations

[fiery wave]

As in, early alpha.

[fiery wave]

They were more simple, yet carry a nicer feel.

[obtuse oak]

pretty cool that they have a hub menu now

[fiery wave]

Feels pointless though.

[obtuse oak]

i played when it started so in 2023? iirc?

[fair bridge]

the vibes are immaculate

yeah same

[obtuse oak]

dynamo was my boy

[cosmic burrow]

Nope. Iirc

[obtuse oak]

big teamfight ult appealed to my offlane pos 3 brain

[fiery wave]

As in, art concept.

[cosmic burrow]

Ah

[little marten]

dynamo is such a creepy magician

you know he's taken ladies of the night home and trapped them in glass bottles for eternity

[obtuse oak]

did they change what he looks like? he was a fat robot

[cosmic burrow]

Yes he looks sharper now

Still fat

Still robot

[fiery wave]

Always had a Hellboy Daredevil vibe.

[shy sandal]

It's like a mix between 60s Sci-Fi and Noir

[fair bridge]

rem is so cute omg

[cosmic burrow]

Thats abrams

[obtuse oak]

oh yeah he looks good. nice

[cosmic burrow]

Most of the older characters got new.models

[obtuse oak]

look at this bamf

love his glasses lol

[cosmic burrow]

Lady geist

Lash

[shy sandal]

I miss Hellboy, the IP has been abused to hell recently

[fiery wave]

But also the, where it feels it falls.

[obtuse oak]

does he have a real bio now

"Jacob Lash is a fucking asshole." made me laugh out loud back when

[cosmic burrow]

Hes bio is still one sentence

[fiery wave]

Sadly.

[cosmic burrow]

Jacob lash is an asshole

[fiery wave]

He is still an arsehole?

Yeah.

[cosmic burrow]

Of course

[obtuse oak]

NECROMANCER CHARACTER SPOTTED. now this is cinema

[cosmic burrow]

Drifter is up to my liking

[fiery wave]

Funny how they never filled that.

[cosmic burrow]

And billy

[cosmic burrow]

Go play her. Shes new player friendly

[fair bridge]

bebop looks cool

[obtuse oak]

oh she literally has autoaim lmb

[feral vessel]

You are a fool and a dullard to assume that every soul living in Atoma is a heretic.

[obtuse oak]

like moira

thats convenient

[cosmic burrow]

Bebop is destroyer of childhood dreams

[feral vessel]

However, the disposition is quite understandable, as you appear to be a heretical wretch yourself.

[sleek harness]

Well I mean

Yeah

We gave infected rations to the last survivors

[cosmic burrow]

Like bebop

[fiery wave]

But the game supposedly sucks on controller anyway so... lul.

[lyric frigate]

can i get banned for using macros

[cosmic burrow]

Idk. You can get banned for smurfing thou

[amber delta]

chat did silent specials got even worse recently

or is it just me

[fair bridge]

been ok with me

i turned music down and dialogue trim

[fiery wave]

Normal.

[worn halo]

Event progress account or character anchored ?

[cosmic burrow]

Abrams is love abrams is life

[obtuse oak]

what role is graves anyway

[fair bridge]

account, always been like that

[cosmic burrow]

Always account wide

[hazy kestrel]

Hello pals.

[cosmic burrow]

What the 3 ribbons say

[worn halo]

Ty wasnt aware 😄 never tried one. Cheers!

[lime beacon]

Midlaner, build comet and go w max

[fair bridge]

in fact my performance in the game as a whole has been better since i upgraded to DLSS 4.5 - DLAA looks so much better

[worn halo]

Ty wasnt aware 😄 never tried one. Cheers!

[obtuse oak]

listen man it doesnt say carry, support, or offlane. how am i supposed to know what this means

[fair bridge]

i've had no stutters or anything

[obtuse oak]

ty

[fair bridge]

and consistently high FPS

[lime beacon]

I’m joking do not do that

[cosmic burrow]

Inb4 you get sent to the left

[obtuse oak]

oh

idk anything about deadlock anymore, you can fool me with anything

[lime beacon]

I thought we were talking about league

[cosmic burrow]

Big mode is 3 lanes now. Sadly

[fair bridge]

bebop has a funny cockney accent

wao

[cosmic burrow]

Fuck no you doofus

Were are talking about a superior products

Such as deadlock

[obtuse oak]

oh good!

[lime beacon]

Comet ap graves mid lane with rod of ages and static shiv

[fiery wave]

That's normal, you either get shunted into the smurf pool or banned.

[obtuse oak]

i thought the amount of lanes was a bit much

3 lanes is easier to parse

[cosmic burrow]

I think 4 lanes made the game more unique

Now its 3 lanes of2 players

[obtuse oak]

sure but unique doesnt always mean better. 3 lanes is tried and true for 5v5 mobas for a reason.

or is it 6v6?

[cosmic burrow]

Deadlock is 6v6

[obtuse oak]

ah ok

i forgot

then yeah i feel you.

[hazy kestrel]

I like your funny words, magic man. (I’ve never played a moba in my life.)

Are they fun?

[obtuse oak]

yeah moba discussions are completely unintellegible if you dont play them yourself

[fair bridge]

||pretend i said something horribly antagonistic about mobas here||

[cosmic burrow]

Keep it that eay

[obtuse oak]

i played dota 2 for 3600 hours

[cosmic burrow]

Kewl

[obtuse oak]

when i stopped playing in 2022, it felt like quitting drugs

[fiery wave]

Depends on taste.

[obtuse oak]

they are fun but also really awful sometimes.

[fiery wave]

8k+ hours, not counting WC3 DOTA.

[cosmic burrow]

Deadlock is moba hero shooter hybrid

[lime beacon]

I thought I was a genius in high school for maining undying

[obtuse oak]

very complex games with tons of characters with unique abilities and tons of items to buy ingame that all have different effects

[cosmic burrow]

Amd since deadlock is incomplete

[fiery wave]

Counter the counter the counter gameplay.

[lime beacon]

I tried dota after not playing for like five years and I felt like I was 50

[cosmic burrow]

Its a bit easier to get into

Any how

[obtuse oak]

yeah they changed so much already I am not getting back into that

you stop paying attention to patch notes for 3 years and everything is ???

[surreal ermine]

i started playing deadlock recently i like it

rem is a funny little guy

[obtuse oak]

but deadlock is probably the most accessible moba because it's also a shooter

[cosmic burrow]

4 charcters left to be unlocked venator , celestia , apollo and silver, who do you think will unlock next

[amber delta]

ill stick to dota because deadlock expects me to aim

[fair bridge]

silver

[cosmic burrow]

Also hank please put pictures of them here

[surreal ermine]

if its not venator im crying

which its gonna be silver so i better get my crying pants on

[cosmic burrow]

I put me money on silver or mlp highschool

[amber delta]

dont ever post this again

[surreal ermine]

REM!!!!!! YIPPEEEEE!!!!!!!

[hazy kestrel]

A new sleep paralysis demon to add to my collection. I shall name you: Reynauld.

[lime beacon]

Pot of greed

[amber delta]

celeste looking like a freak ahh with that horn

[obtuse oak]

i think it's cute

[fiery wave]

Just play that autoaim char.

[amber delta]

wonder what it do in bed

[green beacon]

hit 80s band REM??!!!! known for albums such as automatic for the people and green???!!!

[cosmic burrow]

Mlp highschool

[amber delta]

what are you saying

what is mlp highschoold

is this my little pony related

[green beacon]

konami unban pot of greed it would be really funny

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

[amber delta]

are you a brony

[cosmic burrow]

Nope

[amber delta]

why are you not answering

[lime beacon]

[amber delta]

ok you were sus there for a moment

[fair bridge]

are bronies even a thing anymore

arent they all gone

[cosmic burrow]

I just was in the wrong crowd

Gaben was a brony

[amber delta]

they all got put in jail

[fair bridge]

wao

[green beacon]

wait do u keep up w the yugioh meta
why is gem knight rogue again lol

[cosmic burrow]

Yes god of gaming was a brony

[slim flicker]

can we pretend the airplanes in the nightsk

[timid geode]

Bronies just evolved into furries and are now socially accepted

[surreal ermine]

bronies are incredibly niche these days

theyre still around just nowhere near the numbers they used to exist in

[amber delta]

furries are not socially accepted

[fair bridge]

i think they are to normal people that aren't super online

[amber delta]

brony fandom fell apart after twilight sparkle got her wings, they ruined the lore fr

[slim flicker]

my little pony was one of the few cartoon shows i spam watched so i could practice my english convo listening

[fair bridge]

based

[slim flicker]

that and chowder and regular show

[surreal ermine]

zased...

[fair bridge]

i have more stupid python homework today

ts is so ass

[delicate vapor]

[amber delta]

ok chowder was peak

[fair bridge]

[slim flicker]

coding students making the turtle turn left 3 times again

[delicate vapor]

[lime beacon]

ay cabron

[hazy kestrel]

I wish I didn’t have eyes today. Thanks, Elios.

[green beacon]

coding students making "foo" into "bar" again

[delicate vapor]

[fair bridge]

im not even going for a cs degree it's a stupid prereq for cybersecurity

[green beacon]

dam

[amber delta]

zamn

[lime beacon]

everyone hack mallow

[amber delta]

u mean like with a machete or?

[fair bridge]

i should play the new drg season today

[lime beacon]

no, with your gamer keyboards

[shy sandal]

Counter Strike degree?

[lime beacon]

I'm in

[fair bridge]

ya

[shy sandal]

[shy sandal]

Is that supposed to be Caparezza or Serj Tankian?

[lime beacon]

It's bart

from the simpsons

[delicate vapor]

bart

from you vs homer

[shy sandal]

Thank you Short Fuse, very cool.

[lime beacon]

embed fail

ay cabron

[hazy kestrel]

[lime beacon]

you're welcome, spooky scary anime cigarette man

[shy sandal]

I drew this pfp cause i wanted to try out some different styles of lighting

I think it came out pretty cool, but i do want to change my style a bit in the future

[lime beacon]

It is well drawn! The lighting is well done too

Ok I have reached positivity limit for the day at 10 am

[tribal wave]

I wonder if they will add the Catachan Glaive at some point for Veteran. I mostly just want a good two handed weapon for vet.

[rare pulsar]

So this event is basically allways poxgas spam with dof packs?

Or histg

[dire crane]

Any event you go into will have pox gas and shit ton of stimms

[rare pulsar]

Ugh

Why does it allways have to be pox gas?

Remove those fckn poxgas floors from the game please.

[slim flicker]

i was thinking
with all the data of "most played class" and "weapon with most kills" and the "missions played" that they've collected
they probably have collected that data of people carrying all sorts of stims without ever really using them (me included)
i wonder if that's the reason they hatched the idea of this event
including the palettes of stims being dumped in front of us, plus being squeezed by the tox gas + injecting stims=gas resistance

[wooden creek]

Because otherwise the pox gas buffs from the event wouldn't activate as much, I guess?

[slim flicker]

pretty sure all of us have this figured out but they probably are using this event to make the players utilize stims more

[wooden creek]

I've used it to finish the stimms penances, but I'm seeing a fair few players who are unaware that the stimms give a permanent buff during the event missions

[slim flicker]

at first i thought i was a maelstrom ability buff indicator that i haven't noticed

the little percentage thing

[trim whale]

Day 4 and loving this game so far the stranger looks strong af tho

[astral basin]

Aa

[near wolf]

when's the next shop rotation coming?

[green beacon]

lowk good since you should be using stimms a lot

[whole glade]

erm i eating breakfast bowl.,,

and ruh roh the stats

[wooden creek]

13th feb

[marsh iris]

cereal before milk nah, milk before bowl

[desert cobalt]

How do you get the best curios

[sleek harness]

Gambling

Or waiting

[sleek harness]

Garur

Important question

Okay Garur is dead

@astral basin

Important question

[hard crane]

just put the milk in the cereal box skip the bowl

[astral basin]

Sausage egg browns cheese
Straight from the Waffle House, that mess make me squeeze

[astral basin]

Eh?

[sleek harness]

It's very important

Like

Really

[astral basin]

?

[sleek harness]

Lifes depend on it

Are you ready to hear it?

[astral basin]

Unfortunately

[sleek harness]

Okay

[astral basin]

👀

[sleek harness]

What

[astral basin]

Idk

[sleek harness]

You want the question?

[astral basin]

you hyped it up. Ive built up the trepidation of what it could be

[sleek harness]

Dude you shouldn't have

Like

I was going to ask which class I should play

[astral basin]

Ah

Hm. I like to suffer so id say zealot

[sleek harness]

What

That's literally the easiest class

[fathom geyser]

bro hunting grounds can be scary

watching as like 30 hounds rush to you

[nocturne bloom]

Kill them all with 1 fancy psyker blade slice

[green beacon]

go to melk and start gambling

ur looking for curios power 410+

[nocturne bloom]

Peppered beef jerky is so good

Iced Vanilla red bull is good too

[ancient violet]

Psyker

[slim flicker]

true...

[near wolf]

anyone else get command prompt show up for a second when closing darktide?

[mighty remnant]

Thats normal

[near wolf]

oh great

thought i got hacked somehow 😬

[nocturne bloom]

Yea youre hacked

Its a big company called fat shark

Menaces

[dire kayak]

they're in your computer now

[nocturne bloom]

They only go away if you buy currency weekly

[grave lance]

Why is my game unplayable (because lagging) when im playing with fren but playable when alone

[near wolf]

it's so over bros

[near wolf]

is he in a different country?

[thick fog]

Lagging as game frames or server latency?

Is your friend on a different region

[midnight magnet]

Anybody else having server errors when joining game?

[low blade]

Just saw a level two thousand smite Psyker

[sterile hill]

how are you supposed to make a group for havoc when you can't kick people from the party and you can't see their build?

[stark bobcat]

[hazy kestrel]

Decided to start a new psyker to properly learn the class. It feels weird being weak again lol.

But I guess you have to make your own fun once all penances are done.

[arctic tapir]

How do you figure out which stats you should use for each weapon?

[fair bridge]

consult the guides in each class channel

specifically the one in #veteran-class for veteran and zealot

in-game there is an option to inspect your weapon and that menu has information on what each stat does

best to read the guides

[arctic tapir]

righto

[rare pulsar]

It is usually mobility or defense.

[solar widget]

Dump damage

Im running damage dump recon lasgun rn

Its so peak

[pseudo terrace]

goop

[grave lance]

Hes a small town away

Like 10 km away from me

[graceful hamlet]

Just having knowledge about what each stat does. 80% of the time it’s just mobility or defense though.

[grave lance]

Twin idk

[paper bluff]

My strategy for shooting is to play this game is to treat it like halo reach. Haven’t needed to ADS since doing it. I just tap, wait for the reticle to reset, and then fire again.

Makes auric runs much faster to finish.

[graceful hamlet]

I like hipfiring recon lasgun because who needs aiming

[loud kestrel]

you monster

[sick vortex]

Who needs aiming when you're up close to the chaos ogryn's face?

[graceful hamlet]

Infinite ammo goes brrrrt

Melee is for nerds

[nocturne bloom]

ah yes, something that requires muscle, nerds

[graceful hamlet]

[elder merlin]

Consult the ancients

[sleek harness]

Do we tell him that nerds don't need to be skinny weak bone redditors?

[nocturne bloom]

That'd break lore

[languid hazel]

Gotta love ye old memory leakage

[sleek harness]

What lore

The Nerd Lore?

[nocturne bloom]

Nerd lore

[jaunty path]

Pushes you and starts bludgeoning you

With sticks

[halcyon glen]

In another life I would be your girl

[elder merlin]

The blahaj has returned to us

[sleek harness]

Very surprisingly

I only see Leanna when Maxine and Goober are in the chat

And it's still rare

[abstract smelt]

i havent heard character conversations in mission in a really long time

are they bugged or something or do they just not happen when theres 1000 things going on

[tender horizon]

You on pc?

[elder merlin]

Goober?

[languid hazel]

Negative

[tender horizon]

Nvm then

[shrewd mauve]

Anyone know how to verify my steam file

[elder merlin]

Oh you, @dire kayak

Hello there

[steep saddle]

So can I just hope in any VC and see if people are down to play?

[thick fog]

best to drop a lfg request if people are more interested

[shrewd mauve]

Im having connectivity issues, anyone know how I can fix em?

[sick vortex]

Anyone know what i'm supposed to do when I get squished between 5 crushers about to overhead me?

[shrewd mauve]

Pray to the emperor

[shy sandal]

I can feel my head pulsating

[tender horizon]

The honest answer is position better to not be there in the first place

[shy sandal]

Ouch

[sick vortex]

Hard to position when you're always playing "keep-up".

[hidden whale]

either have a get out of jail free card or dont let them outposition you

[tender horizon]

Keep up?

[shy sandal]

Pray to the emperor they all decide to hit you in the same dodge time window

[sick vortex]

Was fighting half a horde before the squad decided to turn around.

[tender horizon]

That still kinda boils down to fundamentals and positioning

[hidden whale]

yea in most cases someone getting caught behind alone is them not running to the team

there are times when its unavoidable as well though

[shy sandal]

Does anyone have tips for a hungover?

[hidden whale]

also you can outrun hordes in this game

they cant keep you in place

it specialists or bosses that would force you to not keep up

[tender horizon]

Yeah, just keep dodging in some direction

[hidden whale]

water

ur dehydrated

[tender horizon]

Pedialyte or Gatorade

[sick vortex]

First time in a while I used my knife build to be fair.

[tender horizon]

You want electrolytes

Next time drink more water as you drink

[shy sandal]

I did drink some before getting blacked out drunk

[hidden whale]

;.;

[tender horizon]

I mean

[sick vortex]

Cold shower?

[tender horizon]

How brutally honest do you want me to be here

[sick vortex]

I suck and should uninstall?

[tender horizon]

Nah

[astral basin]

Literacy test

[tender horizon]

But you shouldn't make excuses either

[hidden whale]

its not that deep

[tender horizon]

Shake off the rust, get back at it

[hidden whale]

just run to your team

lo

[tender horizon]

Fundmanetal positioning error, simple as

[shy sandal]

You forget 40k fans can't read

[steep saddle]

What is an LFG request and how do I do it?

[sick vortex]

I really need to figure out how to go as fast as they did, too. They were zooming faster than i'd ever seen.

[tender horizon]

What class?

Scum?

[sick vortex]

Yes, how'd you know?

[tender horizon]

Because Scum is simply very fast.

[shy sandal]

"Looking For Group" you can read more about it here https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1045597890472579075

[hidden whale]

I just got a very funny idea

what if he was in a 3 stack of speedrunners

and they really did leave his ass behind lmao

[astral basin]

Hardly anyone can
It’s abysmal

[sick vortex]

They really did. Acres ahead of me.

[hidden whale]

it doesnt matter how many fans there are

still not gonna play a saxophone

[sick vortex]

What does saxophone have to do with 40k (outside of noise marines)?

[hidden whale]

sigh

reed

[shy sandal]

Richards

[sick vortex]

I can't, it hurts.

[steep saddle]

Thank you

[modest flume]

don't drink some, drink it all

[steep saddle]

Thank you as well

[modest flume]

@dire kayak

40% off for the next 10 hours and I don't know what to buy, fuck me

[delicate vapor]

[quaint moss]

buy google

[modest flume]

@dire kayak come on speak up my daughter, don't be shy

Tell us what troubles you

[dire kayak]

[quaint moss]

[modest flume]

[modest flume]

I'll buy you

[quaint moss]

think lincoln banned that

[dire kayak]

im gonna unban it

[quaint moss]

no, bad

[dire kayak]

awwh

finee

[quaint moss]

good stuff

[dull hamlet]

Ogryn weapons please

[quick horizon]

Hey question how does this event work?

[quaint moss]

take all the drugs

im being serious

[quick horizon]

Okay

[merry kindle]

Would anyone help me with the excise vault spireside-13?

[quaint moss]

what is your profile picture💀

[merry kindle]

Action Bastard from Shin-Chan

[dire kayak]

celerity stimm my beloved

[drowsy lynx]

celery stimm

[timber elk]

MUUUUSTAAAARD🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[quaint moss]

Kendrick when lemar

[modest flume]

when she mootash on my farg until I nurgle

[hollow ice]

why are the event missions on damnation like a fucking havoc mission

[modest flume]

Everyone is on drugs

literally

[hollow ice]

i mean the spawn rates is also amped up

to everything

avg damnation mission has like what 2 bosses?

sometimes 3?

mine had 5 and 2 demonhosts

with constant swarms

[whole glade]

i updated the EC playlist with JJBA music

[frosty pilot]

It feels so good to return to this game, haven't bonked heratics in a min.

[nocturne bloom]

meanwhile im going in raw and fresh master difficulty on terrarias new update

only died to boulders twice so far

[frosty pilot]

I need to do havoc, but its kinda hard when I need people to do it, and the lfgs get no responses.

Maybe its changed tho

[quaint moss]

wait they have a new update

YO

[main zephyr]

1.4.5

For terraria

[quaint moss]

is it time for me to beat the game again

hmmmmmm

[whole glade]

erm

[nocturne bloom]

its an update about rocks

[quaint moss]

rock then stoner

[whole glade]

wiggles your balls then steals them

[frosty pilot]

W

[nocturne bloom]

[whole glade]

yes

[nocturne bloom]

[jaunty path]

Current havoc rotation is cbt. But i still find it fun

[frosty pilot]

I want to assume ik what that abbreviation stands for, but I also want clarification4

Wait nvm I know

just hit me

What is the rotation

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[jaunty path]

Ah.

Blight spreads
Final toll
Rampaging enemies
Rot armor

A few others but yeah

Very fun still

[quaint moss]

but am need em

[jaunty path]

Just need teamwork

[frosty pilot]

Ew

[quaint moss]

its pain

[frosty pilot]

Well im sure its nothing a shield rumbler shout build cant beat

with teamwork

But I need my mods back

[sudden wedge]

Hi guys, I just got some drip I'm finally proud of and trying to post it in driptide but I guess I don't have permissions? How do I go about getting that?

[drowsy lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/stand-proud-gray-role-discord-role-discord-sukuna-gif-1277038297264023502

no one has image permissions here, but if you post enough to get the convict role (red name) you can post images in that channel

well the wardens can flex on us with image perms here

[sudden wedge]

Gotcha thanks!

[thick fog]

we dont speak of the forbidden time of gen chat embed perms allowed

[gilded socket]

Hough

[gray whale]

Hi I honestly just wanted to dip in here saying I love the new event and I really hope some of the elements in it become more regular features, primarily the completely random monstrosity spawns.

The enemies stimming up is a really cool interaction I do not mind seeing appear as a regular modifier in missions, and the constant chain-stimming makes for a lot of interesting combat scenarios I normally don't run into. It's also one of the scariest things I've ever seen to see a Chrusher straighten its back, hit itself with a stim, and then bull charge me.

That said I think the organic randomized Monstrosity spawns are the best part, even though they have nothing to really do with the main gimic. I've had a plague Ogryn barrel into the team during the final event of a map during an extremely dark hour with 2 teammates dead where I just had to hold the line until my other teammate survived long enough to respawn the others, and another where the exit was in sight, we were almost home, and a Chaos Spawn showed up and blocked it. It was some of the most thrilling moments I've had in this game in over a year!!!

[whole glade]

im working on the imperial fisters

[gray whale]

Honestly the tension factor that monstrosities can come at ANY time at all keeps matches super interesting at all times, like ANYTHING could happen any second, including 2 plague ogryns bursting out of a wall at once.

[whole glade]

and their playlist

[stark bobcat]

monsters arent random

[quaint moss]

:3 without the cookies, im just a monster

[gilded socket]

Ough

[sudden wedge]

Last mission a plogryn spawned right behind us in the final corridor to the elevator out and we barely made it in in time as it was charging

[jaunty path]

Monsters spawn when ur outta coherency for 30 secs right

[sudden wedge]

There was 1 guy downed and dying we were leaving behind so that would explain it

[stark bobcat]

she is joking

I can explain how monsters spawn after my havoc

[jaunty path]

uh no Im going off one thing someone said and wanna find out if its true

[whole glade]

what should the yellow Fisters' playlist include?

[dire kayak]

missus i found a smyker

what do i do

[quick horizon]

The fucking phycer boss is terrifying I got vecnaed

[jaunty path]

barrel

[quick horizon]

Just turned a corner to try and find an altar and boom mini boss of despair and doom

[jaunty path]

They become less scary once u learn how to fight em

[languid hazel]

Mrrp

[jaunty path]

hi felinid

[languid hazel]

Meowllo :3

[wicked pike]

What's up, heretics?

[jaunty path]

im fine :p

[wicked pike]

Right there, commissar.

[quaint moss]

:D im gambling

taking a day to myself

[languid hazel]

I’m supposed to be playing D&D but dm hasn’t shown up

[wicked pike]

Tragic

[gilded socket]

Ouhhhhh

[languid hazel]

So instead im listening to the soundtrack for death stranding :3

[jaunty path]

noice

im watching a izzyizz video

very nice..

[stark bobcat]

actually

if the monster spawns are related to the new event I am unsure

havent played it

probably monsterous specials though

they reuse that

[drowsy lynx]

I thinkt they are because I've seen bosses spawn in odd places for auric with the event active

[sudden wedge]

Event monster spawns are something else. Got 2 plogryns spawn at exact same time in auric

Neither were weakened

[stark bobcat]

weakened bug still exists

[jaunty path]

Yeah thats the auric experience

[stark bobcat]

so that doesnt matter

[jaunty path]

wdym

like

its weakened but its not said so?

[stark bobcat]

weakened bosses, the ones with less hp, can sometimes spawn with full hp

[jaunty path]

Oh

lol

[dire kayak]

meow

[jaunty path]

I think there should be a bit of a limit on how many monsters spawn

in havoc atleast...a tiny bit

[dire kayak]

13 beasts of nurgle will come to you next havoc mission

[sudden wedge]

Ainz the event is nuts. Would recommend

[stark bobcat]

I'm good

[languid hazel]

Mrrraoowwwww ;3

[stark bobcat]

not difficult enough for me

[dire kayak]

purrr

[stark bobcat]

havent played auric in like a year

[languid hazel]

:3

[dire kayak]

w<

[gloomy void]

I kinda disagree

Especially higher ranks

The whole point is to be bullshit

[dire kayak]

i eat plague ogryns for breakfast

[sudden wedge]

My heart was pounding as melee psyker personally haha

[languid hazel]

-# this is just trans femme to transfemme communication in a nutshell isn’t it?
I mean uhh :3

[stiff reef]

When we getting the power fist

[dire kayak]

mrrrpp purrrr :3

[languid hazel]

Mrrrrp. Mrrow :3

[dire kayak]

:3

[jaunty path]

ffaaaiiir

[sudden wedge]

Power fist for ogryn would be sick!

[dire kayak]

PREACH

[gilded socket]

Hough

[quaint moss]

me when the 5 plague ogryns are real ->

[dire kayak]

i eat plague ogryns for breakfast

[quaint moss]

ew

they taste and look like stink

[languid hazel]

DM dead methinks. He’s not said anything in a long while

[quaint moss]

dungeon master?

[languid hazel]

Affirmative! c:

[dire kayak]

im your DM

[languid hazel]

[dire kayak]

i would hope he isnt dead >w<

[languid hazel]

Me 2

[dire kayak]

i play dnd but my DM and a guy i play with has given me trauma so its really awkward for me-

[jaunty path]

yikes.

[hazy kestrel]

Good evening.

[jaunty path]

hi personman

[hazy kestrel]

Got myself some Chipotle, life is good atm.

How’s it going?

[dire kayak]

yeah

[whole glade]

the IF's playlist is done :]

[jaunty path]

🫂

[quaint moss]

i have not played dnd yet, but one day I intend on trying it out. :3 wanna make sure to do it with the right crowd

[quaint moss]

sorry eatd him

[quaint moss]

morning

[dire kayak]

i mean

hm

[hazy kestrel]

I highly recommend it.

[dire kayak]

i could ask if you could join but you might not want that

[hazy kestrel]

It’s fun

With the right group of course

[shy sandal]

Find a tabletop server. That's what i did after my old group dissolved over infighting.

Met some of the nicest people there and we still play here and there

[hazy kestrel]

Some of my old friends used to run homebrew sessions. Not anymore though.

[shy sandal]

There will be that awkward phase, but if you can get through that. I bet you'll make new friends in there

[dire kayak]

hm

possibly

if i can build the confidence ill try

[jaunty path]

I think im gonna take my adderall super late in the day

[quaint moss]

My buddy serpent has already got me stolen on that idea

[dire kayak]

lucky

i wish i had adderall

[quaint moss]

:> maybe i need adderall, but meh

[dire kayak]

i struggle with my adhd so much

PLEASE

[marsh iris]

oh shit

[drowsy lynx]

is there an advantage to that?

[jaunty path]

Makes my head feel nice

Clears my thoughts some

And makes it more likely I do the things I wanna do

[drowsy lynx]

like go to bed on time rather than stay up?

[dire kayak]

YOURE SO LUCKY

[jaunty path]

Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

it can actually mess w my sleep

but my sleep schedule is already cooked so

[drowsy lynx]

ahh lmao

yeah I have sleeping issues so not sure that'd work well for me

working on getting on that myself but haven't had any in a long time

[silent kernel]

no more rotten armour?

[jaunty path]

For me I can only like

manage to do one or two things in a day

things I deem "productive"

[dire kayak]

SAME

[drowsy lynx]

relatable lol

[jaunty path]

And I'm normally like

doing each thing for hours at a time

[dire kayak]

SAME

[stable bison]

havoc modifiers rotated
rotten armour, blight spreads and rampaging enemies got rotated out for pus hardened skin, encroaching garden and contaminated stimms, final toll is still in, this is awesome, we're finally free from the rotten armour curse that's been plaguing us for the past 2 months

[hollow cosmos]

Is there not a normal media channel?

[dire kayak]

none of you are prepared for when i find the serious string

[jaunty path]

kek

[quaint moss]

dracula flownt

[silent kernel]

EMPEROR BLESS!

Where can you check the changes?

[stable bison]

my eye balls

i looked in party finder

i dont see those 3 from last week and i see these 3 from this week

i rly wish they would post somewhere what they actually changed

[silent kernel]

They dont announce it, eh

[stable bison]

im still happy we get to actually play the game again

rotten and blight are gone

[hidden whale]

how do you guys feel about spidey sense?

[dire kayak]

i HATE spiders

[sick vortex]

What now?

[sudden wedge]

Seems like screen clutter. I just like the crusher overhead area mod

[stable bison]

i like it, i make it only work for disablers since i dont need to see ragers coming up

[quaint moss]

but spiderman

[quaint moss]

does it sense spiders hmmmmm

[sick vortex]

Imagine needing mods to be good at darktide. Couldn't be me (they haven't added cross save yet so i'm not getting it on PC.

[hidden whale]

my counterargument:
#darktide-pics-vids message

[sick vortex]

Get one-shot by a crusher you didn't suspect, like the rest of us.

[gilded socket]

Oughhhh

[sick vortex]

Me when I'm hungry (Karking commissar let ogryn steal me rations)

[hazy kestrel]

You dropped this, king: 👑

[sudden wedge]

A crusher? More like a horde during rotten armor

[hard crane]

eat the overhead and live, like those yucky gold toughness users

[sick vortex]

5+ crushers with speedrunning team mates (basically none at all)

[gilded socket]

Houghhhh

[hidden whale]

honestly im considering getting it just for bursters

im tired of getting silent bursters

I can handle not having extra info, but I dont like not getting info im supposed to have

[stable bison]

yea its a good use for it

[timber elk]

the little lamb was reading a book while on a roomba

[dire kayak]

enixam

[hidden whale]

among other things

[timber elk]

looks up from his book as the roomba bumps into mrrow such as…?

[dire kayak]

poor mrrow

[hidden whale]

your mom

c:

[timber elk]

I…..I don’t have a mom….

[hidden whale]

;.;

[timber elk]

Naaah I’m just fucking with you

I love my mom

She’s the best

[quaint moss]

mmm protein

[dire kayak]

gorg

[timber elk]

Goober

[unkempt knot]

do shove follow up attacks count as heavy attacks?

i thought they did but i cannt recall for sure right now

[whole glade]

erm

swag

[dire kayak]

llabmal

[unkempt knot]

maybe i am thinking weapons with melee attack is what counts

[dire kayak]

i will keep saying names in reverse until i find a palindrome

[crimson crane]

Rotten armor is gone

Very good

[timber elk]

Fuck it

We are bringing it back and this time with 200% more damage reduction

[hidden whale]

just wait until you find out about one of my favorite songs named Racecar

[timber elk]

AH!

[dire kayak]

YESSSS

IM SO HAPPY

[dire kayak]

worrm

WOEM

WORM

[crimson crane]

Makes it only pop up in your terminal

[dire kayak]

MRROW IS A WORM

[crimson crane]

Then we have a deal

[timber elk]

becomes final boss of atoma. Obliterates planet, nobody wins

[twin dirge]

I awaken

[timber elk]

sits down and starts munching on his crispy bones

[ancient violet]

I hate being woke

I wish I was asleep 😔

[twin dirge]

Hello

[dire kayak]

AKI

MRROW IS A WORM

[twin dirge]

Hi

Yes I know