general-chat

[thick coyote]

[feral vessel]

What is it?

[limpid vigil]

i kinda wonder , is oil wet? or is it oily?

[thick coyote]

Jedi Fallen Order and Survivor

[limpid vigil]

nah , played both on console

[river elbow]

Dark Souls.

[rain idol]

Normally I would call you a liar but I've come to realize that people can enjoy things that I don't like (I just pointedly ignore specific things)

[limpid vigil]

i already have 2 games in mind tho

[thick coyote]

Too bad
Fallen Order is 92% off
Survivor is 88% off

[lime beacon]

Truskan snowhounds

[thick coyote]

[limpid vigil]

sulfur and i am your beast

[feral vessel]

holy shit, cadians but white

[limpid vigil]

if there is a 3rd game someday i am buying that tho

[feral vessel]

Amazing.

[limpid vigil]

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/48481/Sulfur_x_I_Am_Your_Beast/

im buying these

[lime beacon]

I was going to make a 30th ominous fog joke but sulphur looks a little dope, ty

[fallow ore]

I am your beast is so peak

[twin dirge]

I also hipfire my recon las, is there an issue?

[limpid vigil]

i want to try i am your beast cuz the music in the trailer sounds sick and gameplay reminds me of superhot and ultrakill

[twin dirge]

Sulfur goated

[limpid vigil]

after that laika aged through blood and maybe nine sols

would be my next two picks

[feral vessel]

nine sols mentioned

[limpid vigil]

i just wanna try the first ever motorvania

[feral vessel]

nine sols was a great game

(i didn't beat the first 'proper' boss yet)

[limpid vigil]

I heard laika's bosses are also kinda cool

i got spoiled on one by accident and i liked what i saw

kinda hard not to considering it's like the second photo on the game's steampage

I hope steam does a furry game's event cuz so many of those are peak

[feral vessel]

i agree

[limpid vigil]

the one game i miss tho? Fortnite's save the world mode

i just can't find a game that gives me that feeling it did

alas it got discontinued for Battle Royale

[little marten]

Guess you failed to save the world 😔

[lime beacon]

[limpid vigil]

yeah i did

[hidden whale]

for the entire match? and also when you stepped forward to push the poxburster for your team only to blindly fire into its face and we all eat it? lol

😭

[twin dirge]

I mean, like 75% of it

[limpid vigil]

i did not complete the campaign after i learned it would not continue into the endgame zones. I could have but it felt pointless

[twin dirge]

That thing has really accurate hipfire and the irons make me cry

So therefore

[limpid vigil]

cuz why if it never got the ending it deserved?

[hidden whale]

I was in position to handle it, but that vet ran forward ahead of me so I didnt go. rewarded with a burster to the face

[twin dirge]

Mood

Yeah see the difference between me and that vet

Is I don't do that

My ass would have been cowering behind you

[limpid vigil]

the only other game im sad abt is dauntless

but it deserved to fail after the changes

i just wish games were not super expensive in poland so i could buy monster hunter without feeling bad abt it

[hidden whale]

also my game just crashed for unknown reasons

[hazy kestrel]

Unsolicited slander lmao.

The audacity.

[quaint moss]

lol

[feral vessel]

Omnissiah willed it.

[hazy kestrel]

Maxine is out here taking pot shots at me, smh.

[limpid vigil]

cuz i ain't spending the equivilant of almost 90 dollars on just one game without dlc

[feral vessel]

are you playing a sesh

may i join

i'd like to get off of the new vegas grind for a bit

[hazy kestrel]

I am not.

[hazy kestrel]

Keep on the New Vegas grind. Erase the Legion from the wastes.

[limpid vigil]

I hope we someday get a fallout 3 remaster that makes it good

[feral vessel]

maan

[limpid vigil]

cuz new vegas deserves it sure but even back then it was a goated game , where as fallout 3 could have been great but turned out meh

[feral vessel]

as a side note
i 'accidentally' bought a pair of leg warmers and stockings

impulsively

[limpid vigil]

proggramer?

[feral vessel]

just a feller trying to become a femboy before twink death comes within view

[limpid vigil]

pogrammer then

[feral vessel]

maybe

[limpid vigil]

if twink death is a thing i wonder if there is something along the lines of twink necromancy

[spring ocean]

i want free h40

[feral vessel]

rejuvination

[limpid vigil]

i just thought it would be a goth phase but that works too

[feral vessel]

i don't know

[shy sandal]

There was never a twink death for me, only a twink murder

[limpid vigil]

can a twink be a goth?

[feral vessel]

yes

being a twink is a manner of lifestyle, goth is an aesthetic

[limpid vigil]

tbh i just did not see the hype of goth style , untill i saw pastel goth

that kinda got me

[shy sandal]

One is a body type, the other is a fashion style. They can coexist

[feral vessel]

as a side note a twink is a man that shaves body hair regularly

[limpid vigil]

damn this means i have some judgemental ppl on my social media

[feral vessel]

a femboy is a man with a feminine build

they too, are seperate terms

[limpid vigil]

gotta expand the block list

[limpid vigil]

otter is similar but hair can stay + they are slightly bulkier correct?

[feral vessel]

I was unaware that such a subtype exists.

[limpid vigil]

i was only aware of it after i learned what bears are

[feral vessel]

And uh, yeah, based off of what I see, it is something like that.

[shy sandal]

You need to hang around more gay people to know these

[limpid vigil]

cuz i saw a very and i do mean VERY heated discussion abt where the line is

[feral vessel]

Still lithe but hairier, but not as hairy or bulky as a bear.

[limpid vigil]

Tbh almost all the lingo i know and subculture i know from tumblr cuz i just wanna see art from the indie shows i like

[shy sandal]

Twinks are skinny and with few body hairs, otters are hairy but skinny, hunks usually are muscular and have few body hairs, bears are bulky and hairy, either fat, strong or both

[limpid vigil]

i did not know HUNK from resident evil had body hair , or that he was gay. Cool to know! /joking

[shy sandal]

Most of the linguo i learned was by being closeted but searching up about the gay community when no one was looking

[quaint moss]

:3

[shy sandal]

Also, never ask why twinks are named that

[quaint moss]

anyways wtf is going on

XD

[vague elm]

[limpid vigil]

i assume it has to do with the weird american snack

[drowsy lynx]

Erm it's short for twin linked, obviously

[limpid vigil]

but other than that i have no idea

[shy sandal]

People talking about fallout for the 14th time today

[shy sandal]

Dms

[limpid vigil]

i do not need to know

[dire kayak]

TWIN LINKED HEAVY STUBBER REFERENCED

[quaint moss]

oh twinkies?

[feral vessel]

twink talk

[drowsy lynx]

He will tell you anyways

[limpid vigil]

you told me not to ask that

[shy sandal]

Too late 💔

[dire kayak]

why are they called that though?

[quaint moss]

ah more of a femboy guy 😔 , ill see myself out /j

[drowsy lynx]

Called it

[drowsy lynx]

Reference to Twinkies

[feral vessel]

They are usually interchangeable.

[dire kayak]

oh.. OH-

[limpid vigil]

i did not even know what twinkies were untill i played dispatch

[feral vessel]

Since, in order to look like a femboy, you usually have to shave your body hair.

[limpid vigil]

heck ive only seen sour patch kids once in my life and that was while i was on a trip to chicago

[drowsy lynx]

I think the last time I saw a Twinkie in media was zombieland

[quaint moss]

🤔 .... so todays lecture, traps

[dire kayak]

ive never eaten a twinkie

[feral vessel]

to be honest the greatest challenge i've had to overcome today was the fucking death glare that the cashier at the fashion store gave me when i pulled up with XL stockings in my hand

[drowsy lynx]

You're not missing much

[limpid vigil]

ive tried a pop tart once , did not like it

but that might be my european talking

[quaint moss]

they are for big backed people like me, they are a sweet almost cupcake like pastry

[hazy kestrel]

Pretty sure all cashiers have that expression as a default

You’re fine

[limpid vigil]

since gen z that glare is default

boomers go mad from it tho

[hazy kestrel]

Retail vets call it that 1,000 yard stare.

[drowsy lynx]

It's like a slice of yellow cake with vanilla frosting but shaped like a turd and the quality is about as shitty as legally possible

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, I have it.

[hidden depot]

are there any plans for dlc classes to get new cosmetics at some point?

[feral vessel]

oh hey i ate one of those

it tastes mid at best

[limpid vigil]

so just an american sweet?

[drowsy lynx]

A turd?

[drowsy lynx]

Eh we have better things to offer

[feral vessel]

There was something beyond just the normal thousand yard stare, like a tinge of disgust or sum.

[hazy kestrel]

I’m sure you’re fine pal.

[limpid vigil]

Ok wich ones? I really do need to know

[drowsy lynx]

Even crappy industrial produced dessert snacks can be better here

[feral vessel]

maybe I'm just being too self-reflective

[limpid vigil]

cuz when the things in the US calm down i wanna visit my uncle

[hazy kestrel]

A bit of self reflection is good, but too much leads to a rabbit-hole.

[drowsy lynx]

Imo nutty buddy, zebra cakes, and Swiss cake rolls are better

[shy sandal]

We have ones here called "Ana Maria" they usually are sweeter and have different flavored stuffings like chocolate and strawberry

[limpid vigil]

i will keep that in mind

[drowsy lynx]

See that could be good

[feral vessel]

My therapist told me that.

[dire kayak]

well i need to get that image out of my head now

[feral vessel]

Apparently I set very high standards for myself.

[drowsy lynx]

It's still processed garbage but at least those taste good lol

[limpid vigil]

Tbh i think an american seeing some polish dishes would send em into a coma ngl

the things we did with jello should not have been made

[hazy kestrel]

Speaking of therapy, I need to take my own advice that I sometimes give around here.

[drowsy lynx]

I like the shitty cherry cordial things little Debbie makes for Christmas as well

[hazy kestrel]

Oh I love those things.

[drowsy lynx]

It's like a marshmallow cookie sandwich kinda

[hazy kestrel]

I could eat 2 boxes of them lmao

Oh wait, nvm

[drowsy lynx]

But cherry flavored marshmallow and dark chocolate coating

[hazy kestrel]

You’re talking about something different I think

[shy sandal]

To be honest, i bought some BL books during a trip i made. And i was more awkward than the cashier was.

After that i stopped giving a fuck

[drowsy lynx]

Lol I discovered them this year and probably ate 3+ boxes myself

[limpid vigil]

oh yeah i almost forgot , in poland we have a candy similar to this we call birds milk , though in a diffrent flavour

[drowsy lynx]

By the end I was kinda over them but there's always next year

[slim axle]

Vermintide 5: The Tiding.

[limpid vigil]

and i am not joking abt the name. I wish i was

[drowsy lynx]

Damn those look delicious

[hidden whale]

Vermintide 6: Mayflies Strike Back

[hazy kestrel]

For whatever reason, this reminded me of a core memory when I got crapped on by a bird that was flying overhead.

[limpid vigil]

it sounds so wrong but it is so good

[slim axle]

Vermintide 7: World Of Darkness Crossover Special

[hidden whale]

Vermintide 8: Sigmar's Succulents

[limpid vigil]

like a very moist vanilla marshmallow in a choclate coating. Idk how else to describe it

[visual vortex]

@delicate kite No Arbites? 🥺

[limpid vigil]

also we have one dish called pigeons

[delicate vapor]

Forgot I can get the 4000 credits bundle for $7

[limpid vigil]

that one is meat and rice wrapped in a lettuce leaf and covered in tomato or mushroom sauce

[delicate vapor]

But that psyker snow skin I want badly…

I got the red velvet version so might as well

[feral vessel]

anyways i should stop talking about femboys for once and do something productive

[slim axle]

Vermintide 9: The Sex Tide

[delicate vapor]

$7 wouldn’t hurt right…

[hidden whale]

D:

[delicate vapor]

[feral vessel]

how are you all on this fine eve..

[delicate vapor]

[limpid vigil]

like becoming one? Or like world domination?

[hazy kestrel]

Existing, for sure.

[feral vessel]

becoming one

[hidden whale]

Vermintide XI: No More Tides

[feral vessel]

I am trying.

[shy sandal]

I think I'm having a manic episode, but I'm not sure

[limpid vigil]

i mean you can still take over the world as a femboy , you got options

[hazy kestrel]

Better than a depressive one, to be fair.

[feral vessel]

Try n' get someone to watch over you, I guess?

[limpid vigil]

i for one would welcome our femboy overlords , better than what we have now

[hazy kestrel]

My mind’s been a bit busy today, not in a fun way though.

[slim axle]

I would have become a Femboy if it wanst Team Fortress 2.
Thank Valve!!!!

[feral vessel]

Thick thighs shall rule da world!!

[shy sandal]

It's like the hogh before the lowest low.

Rollecoaster aah condition i have

[hidden whale]

open darktide gen chat
femboys again
sigh

unzip

[slim axle]

Seryously, Team Fortress 2 saves lives. It saved mine. Play tf2.

[feral vessel]

the cycle continues

[shy sandal]

My parents do not give a fuck.

[limpid vigil]

I might be fat but my thigs are build like steel pipes. My thigs could crush a skull.

[feral vessel]

not my fault

[feral vessel]

i'm working towards that

teehee

[hazy kestrel]

OCD’s not much better lol, but I persist.

Fucking brain is a bastard at times though.

[limpid vigil]

at this point mine are so big both my hands cannot even wrap around em

[hazy kestrel]

Holy shit.

[slim axle]

💀

[limpid vigil]

Sounds cool untill i try to loose some weight , then i start looking weird

[hazy kestrel]

Thunder thighs are peak.

[feral vessel]

don't be making me shame myself like that 😭😭

[slim axle]

No fucking way

[whole glade]

why does a guy on sm2 have Donald Trump as his name

[delicate vapor]

[slim axle]

"Koz The Femboy Artillery Witch"
No way

[thick coyote]

Because it's allowed

[limpid vigil]

not shaming dude , if they ever invent a way to transferr thigs between ppl you can take mine anyday

[thick coyote]

[normal linden]

What ggs does stand for? I always translated it in my head to "good game seriously', lol

[hazy kestrel]

No reason to be ashamed of wanting thunderous thighs pal.

[shy sandal]

Anyways. Hot take of the day

New Vegas is overglazed, and fallout fans are media illiterate (me included)

[feral vessel]

bluetooth fat transplant

[normal linden]

like when you want to especially emphasize how good the game actually was

[feral vessel]

Me included.

[whole glade]

NV is unplayable without mods, making it mid asf

[limpid vigil]

I just do not want to look like what i look like now. Working towards that rn but i tried a lot before and it did not stick

[slim axle]

Lukewarm take unless you are somewhere with Fallout Fans.

[whole glade]

it is I

[slim axle]

Funny name

[whole glade]

GRASSYASS homie

[limpid vigil]

and everybody says i should not feel bad abt it but then they say the vilest crap and excuse it by saying they worry abt my health,

like dude i KNOW

[slim axle]

Also- So THATS why it sucked when i tried it

[gloomy void]

Nice

[limpid vigil]

does not give ya the right to be a douche to me

[whole glade]

yep

[slim axle]

What does this mean

[limpid vigil]

a weird way to say gracias

[shy sandal]

In all honesty, if you criticize anything obsidian made, in their eyes you are Satan.

They will also talk about how good fallout 1 and 2 is, even though theu never played it

[elfin harbor]

what's a femboy?

[whole glade]

thank you in funny "spanish"

[limpid vigil]

a guy that likes to be feminine

[gloomy void]

A feminine guy

[whole glade]

male who expresses femme traits

[slim axle]

A Creature

[feral vessel]

For sure. Humans are creatures too.

[drowsy lynx]

Gen chat corrupting another lost soul

[feral vessel]

their fault for asking us

[limpid vigil]

this is the darktide discord , everybody here is a lost soul

[drowsy lynx]

Woe, thigh highs and a mini skirt be upon ye

[limpid vigil]

there is no light for us

[slim axle]

There are
3 types
Of creature
Creatura
Goblin
Goober

[hazy kestrel]

Pure poetry

[limpid vigil]

you forgetting the skrunkly and the chonk

[slim axle]

If only the game was good...

[feral vessel]

the darktide server only knows three souls
the wicked, the damned, and the questioning.

[shy sandal]

... So there's this anime series called FATE- 🥀

[slim axle]

Those are Creatura sub types

[limpid vigil]

...that checks out actually

[feral vessel]

wait a second i have a photo of the things i bought

zealot chat to the rescue

[slim axle]

Im the Questioning.

where the fuck are the new Warp Staves huh Fatshark

[limpid vigil]

in the warp im guessing

[slim axle]

Actually
Better question!

where the fuck are the Steam profile decorations we were promised laST FUCKING YEAR

[feral vessel]

@limpid vigil #zealot-class message

[limpid vigil]

saw one gorillaz poster in the room - instant respect mate

[shy sandal]

And there is this pink hair character who dresses like a girl and acts cutesy, but it's actually a guy...

And basically that single character spawned an entire subculture of dudes who want to look feminine but still be a guy

[hazy kestrel]

They’re with Veteran’s hmg as shown in the class art.

[limpid vigil]

also that one wolf person in re-zero

[slim axle]

Krills myshelf

[limpid vigil]

that is subtype of femboy from what i heard

[slim axle]

...wolf person?

[shy sandal]

Get krieged, lmao

[slim axle]

Newest Premium Cosmetics: Krieg but White

[limpid vigil]

idk the name of the character , i know they have gray hair and wear blue and white dresses but they identify as a guy

[quaint moss]

:3 ill be back

[slim axle]

.... gray hair....... isnt it brown?

[shy sandal]

I think they mean the cat eared guy with a white and blue dress

[limpid vigil]

and by subtype i mean the furry femboy

[limpid vigil]

im partially colorblind , might be why

i had an hour rant abt how a fridge in abiotic factor is green and ppl told me it was yellow. To this day i think it's green

[slim axle]

ABIOTIC FACTOR???????? BASEDDDDDD

[shy sandal]

"Ugh Cadia Slop" mfs when they see another fucking trench coat and gas mask in the shop:

[limpid vigil]

Idk how but the discussion got heated. To this day i think the default fridge is olive green

[whole glade]

hey steel legion is cool :[

[limpid vigil]

but then again partially colorblind

[jaunty path]

Krieg but boring

[slim axle]

Krieg but yellow

[hazy kestrel]

Now those are fighting words

[limpid vigil]

so at this point i kinda trust others when they tell me im wrong abt color

[shy sandal]

Armaglazed Still Midion

The second most popular trench regiment

[slim axle]

Yeah the name color is pink btw

/j

[jaunty path]

40k fans when ur trve

[limpid vigil]

im not that colorblind

[slim axle]

Troll failed...

[limpid vigil]

i don't think it did , the movie got two sequels/j

[slim axle]

Trvth Nuke

[shy sandal]

Glorified Hive Gangers 🥀

[whole glade]

yikes

[slim axle]

"THAT HIVE SCUM SCUMMED ALL OVER THE HERETICS, AND YOU VETERAN, HOW MANY HERETICS DID YOU VETTED HUH???"

"Thi-thirteen... Zola..."

[shy sandal]

Mfs be like: Oh, Morrow is so badass.

Popsicle...

All he did was shoot a commissar in the head and become a popsicle.

Old man has dementia, can't even remember how to fight so he just yells at convicts to do it for him

||now i stop ragebaiting||

[hazy kestrel]

Lies, slander, deception most foul.

[jaunty path]

Everything I say is true

the voices do not lie

[shy sandal]

Speaking of voices

I met an artist with schizophrenia recently

We had a really interesting conversation

[hazy kestrel]

I had an auditory hallucination this morning of my ma calling me for breakfast.

Which was weird, because I’m not working today.

[shy sandal]

The scariest part about these types of disorders is dissociative episodes.

When you can't tell what's real or not

[hazy kestrel]

Shit, I sometimes couldn’t tell what was real or not with OCD. But that was 2 years ago when I was in a dark pit mentally speaking.

Better now, but every so often, like today, OCD tries to come up with something new to fuck with me.

There were plenty of times where I was ruminating for days about whether what I was experiencing was OCD or if I was losing my marbles thanks to my Secondary Trauma stuff. :)

It’s exhausting, but you learn to live with it.

[whole glade]

i love playing dress up in sm2

:3

[grand terrace]

does chorus cc final toll mobs?

[stark bobcat]

no

nothing does besides arby dog

its stagger IMMUNITY

[dire kayak]

me too

i made my space marines trans

for fun >w<

[feral vessel]

krieg without religious guilt

(objectively worse)

[acoustic pebble]

Male Authoritarian: "May I ask for your advice Behemoth?"

Bully: "Reckon you need it."

Male Authoritarian: "Indeed. I hope to endear myself to my comrades. How do you achieve this?"

Bully: "Easy. I tell em to like me or I pull their legs off."

[elder merlin]

[whole glade]

wait where you the stinky dog girl or sum similar at some point?

[acoustic pebble]

Yeah not the best person to ask for that kind of advice lmao

[dire kayak]

im the catgirl

meow

[thorn musk]

Question: Was there ever a discussion around penalizing people who leave matches early? Something like a timeout if it's done multiple times within a certain timeframe. What was the consensus and/or reasons given against it? It's so noticable in special events and maelstrom missions where someone will leave and you are pretty much guaranteed to have a bot for the duration of the game.

and yes, I am frustrated. lol

[whole glade]

i think we played wit paul at sum point

bc i remember i was larpin as Night lords

[dire kayak]

huh

did you ever play with someone called femboy hotline?

[whole glade]

uhhh

i dont think so

[dire kayak]

damn

[whole glade]

maybe?

[dire kayak]

we should play it together someday

[elder merlin]

[whole glade]

oki

[elder merlin]

Did you?

[whole glade]

:3

[elder merlin]

I dont remember

[whole glade]

remember i was larping as a night lord

[elder merlin]

Atleast not the nightlord part

[dire kayak]

all my space marines are trans

ive been kicked like 7 times because of it lmao

and i feed off of that

[lunar nexus]

Iron Hands moment

[fair bridge]

i don't think fatshark has ever discussed anything like that due to the low stakes of losing a game

like you don't lose progress on most penances, i think you still get whatever materials you picked up (or at least a percentage? never checked) and some experience. unsure about dockets, definitely not a weapon though

in havoc it's totally different though of course

you derank when you lose and it sucks ass

[wintry steeple]

i play coop games to escape the caustic evils of ranked matchmaking and its tie-in mechanics
leavers suck but it is a price i will pay

[fair bridge]

agreed

[thick coyote]

They took that leave match penality and gave it to Havoc

Now you have the best of both worlds

A boon and a curse

[fair bridge]

i can see them adding something like a penalty to auric mael

maybe

but very unlikely

[drowsy lynx]

Hopefully you all witnessed the great crash out just now in vet chat

[delicate kite]

There was

Shotgun skin and a visor up

[drowsy lynx]

If you have not go look between an 80 mins ago and 20 mins ago

[fair bridge]

send me a message link

will read later

[weak root]

if anyone wants to join we are running the event, need one more, Strike team 1

[jaunty path]

So fucking real its like my brain is actively looking for something to be upset about

[drowsy lynx]

#veteran-class message

he was already going on for a bit before then but that's where I checked in

guy was essentially telling path.exe he's trash and doesn't understand vet

(that's who wrote the hammer of the emperor guide)

[jaunty path]

my god 💀

[drowsy lynx]

I know right

also refused to post gameplay and refused to play with path after path asked to play together to see how he plays

but he had "over 30 days of playtime" so he couldn't possibly be wrong

[jaunty path]

that could mean hes super new lmfao

[drowsy lynx]

was essentially saying that a skilled vet can outperform any hive scum or psyker, no exceptions

[drowsy lynx]

I tried to ask if that as 30 days consecutive playtime (720 hours) or 30 days owning the game and playing sometimes

he ignored me

[jaunty path]

Oh

I have like 721.8 hours

so I do too

yay

[inland mantle]

Need more

[timber elk]

I have about……over 1,500 hours on the game

[jaunty path]

Are you good at the game

or bad

:3

[inland mantle]

Damn

[timber elk]

Very good

[jaunty path]

schweet

u still play? wanna do havoc sometime?

[drowsy lynx]

I have 1800 hours and I'm shite

[timber elk]

No :3

[jaunty path]

Kills you.

[timber elk]

I fucking hate havoc with a passion :3

[inland mantle]

Real

[drowsy lynx]

krill issue

[timber elk]

Because it has rotten armor :3

[jaunty path]

oh come on

its not that bad

just build for it

[timber elk]

Plus I’m getting ready for the new warbond that dropping next week on helldivers and I still have cult of the lamb to get through

[jaunty path]

cult of my nuts

[timber elk]

Well…..12th playthrough

[jaunty path]

vro

[drowsy lynx]

ahh I was gonna say how you gonna have that pfp an not complete it

[inland mantle]

Hmm

I dont see any

[jaunty path]

"JUST ONE MOTR LAMB"

[drowsy lynx]

whoops sorry hadron lol

I swear it's just a game feature

[timber elk]

Because unlike most people I don’t go around boasting that I have this amount of platinum trophies or how many hours I have in a game

[drowsy lynx]

wat

[timber elk]

:3

[jaunty path]

lamb is an xbox player

prolly!!!

lamb play havoc with me

[timber elk]

I’m an Xbox, PlayStation and a switch player soon to be steam decker :3

[timber elk]

No. I’m at work :3

[drowsy lynx]

I still gotta clear havoc 40 in the new season

[timber elk]

It’s not worth it

[drowsy lynx]

spent too much time farming hive scum penances

[timber elk]

Don’t worry about it

[drowsy lynx]

It's always werf

I've done it every season with randoms

[timber elk]

Your just gonna want to snap your own neck

[jaunty path]

whats ur job

[jaunty path]

Yes it is

[timber elk]

I work at a pizza shop

[inland mantle]

Not playing havoc

[drowsy lynx]

some people like it

[jaunty path]

Gay

[timber elk]

Which I already told chat this

[drowsy lynx]

pizza deez nuts

[timber elk]

How did you know ? :3

[jaunty path]

You roleplayed pizza shop

[jaunty path]

ahem

Stares at you

motherfuckingly

[timber elk]

What? I like both sides

[drowsy lynx]

gay but also straight

[jaunty path]

So you're a centrist

[drowsy lynx]

if only there was a word for that

[timber elk]

What the fuck is a centrist

[jaunty path]

Don't worry about it

💀

[drowsy lynx]

it's when you're the center in a person sandwich

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[tawny hearth]

oh man they patched it when i'm away, any new bugs?

[drowsy lynx]

#veteran-class message

[timber elk]

Missus is trying to bait me into the P-word stuff

[inland mantle]

Yes

[drowsy lynx]

we good check this out but get popcorn first

[jaunty path]

Seemingly performing better it seems

[drowsy lynx]

ticks are allowed to be poly

[crisp yoke]

Oh ok…

[jaunty path]

Heh heh yeah I want you to spiral into pox gas havoc

[tawny hearth]

hows the event?

[crisp yoke]

Hi miss how are ya

[jaunty path]

stinky

will shower

[crisp yoke]

Ok

[timber elk]

Anyway I should get back to work AND THATS MY WORD

[nocturne bloom]

Nooo dont shower haha

[drowsy lynx]

put da breadsticks in da bag

[jaunty path]

okay

not showering then

[tawny hearth]

how are people doing without the bugged dodges?

[timber elk]

I’m not Josh block :3

I actually have a job compared to him :3

[drowsy lynx]

I have no idea what that is

[timber elk]

A irl streamer who is pretty infamous in New York

[jaunty path]

Very fine

Even on scum im doin alr

Not super sure if I'm that skilled yet though

[tawny hearth]

scum will be one of the ones more unaffected i'd feel just because of their nodes

[jaunty path]

I found my self capable of dealing with bosses on my own

I'm thinking about switching to tac axe instead of crowbar

A lot more convenient when dealing w ragers

[drowsy lynx]

ahh gross lol

most streamers give me the ick ngl

[main zephyr]

Just finished a run a plague ogryn spawned before we got to the ship

[tawny hearth]

i wish the crowbar was just a bit smoother feeling overall tbh

[drowsy lynx]

consignment yard?

[main zephyr]

No

I don't think so

[drowsy lynx]

oof lol

just bad luck then probably

[main zephyr]

It was get extraction and here it comes

[tired inlet]

All space marines are trans(human)

[modest flume]

Did you spray some bleach?

[elder merlin]

[modest flume]

Ey Paul, where ya been?

[graceful hamlet]

All space marines are also neutered

So technically most of them are probably virgins

maybe that’s why so many 40k fans relate to space marines

[visual vortex]

Im a virgin and i just like space marines because of the Carcharodons

Funny shark guys

[lusty crown]

Jesus this event sucks so much ass 🥀

[visual vortex]

Then dont play it

[last sable]

THEY TOOK DOWN MY BOY VOX IN THE VOID

[visual vortex]

What

[last sable]

THE SINGLE GREATEST WARHAMMER VOICE ACTOR AND STORY WRITER ON YOUTUBE

[visual vortex]

Ok

[hidden whale]

who among is tryna run havoc 27 (NA)

:3

[last sable]

meanwhile AI channels are running rampant with no repercussions

[visual vortex]

Because those channels are disposable

Im not surprised GW would take down someone with good quality

Did it with astartes

[last sable]

Par for the course at this point 😒

[modest flume]

Wouldn't mind helping but can't play ATM

If you're on in about 4~ hours, I can help

[hidden whale]

😮

[visual vortex]

I would help but u used the cat face and im a petty little bastard so no from me

[modest flume]

No, you'll help them

That's an order

[visual vortex]

I dont wanna dad

Im really tired today

[modest flume]

[hidden whale]

ahem

[visual vortex]

I got a 2 pound bag of salted pecans

They're not gonna eat themselves

[hidden whale]

uWu pwease join ;3

[visual vortex]

No.

[hidden whale]

UwU?

[visual vortex]

No.

[modest flume]

Sure, eat then play to burn off the calories from sweating

Hell do both at once

[hidden whale]

I used my entire library of strats

idk what to do now

[visual vortex]

I could do both but i dont wanna get salt everywhere

[thorn wedge]

Fatshark I am willing to increment my number

Oh actually wait

[elder merlin]

Hmmmm

[thorn wedge]

How did the stability patch hit for people who haven't built their rig specifically to play darktide?

[modest flume]

You're tired? Smh

[thorn wedge]

Did it help anybody ?

[visual vortex]

I got an entirely new pc to play darktide.

[tired inlet]

likely considering they are groomed from childhood

[thorn wedge]

I changed out the motherboard for it

And.....formattrd my

Main drive

So

[visual vortex]

I waste a lot of energy dealing with mentally inept people

[tired inlet]

is... is that a thing

[thorn wedge]

But that's because I'm stupid, not fatsharks fault

[modest flume]

Don't we all

[thorn wedge]

Every part that seemed to give issue I upgraded until it didnt

[modest flume]

The price of interacting

[visual vortex]

Ive watched people rip fucking ass in the bathroom and leave without washing their hands

Then trade their little stupid vapes or shake hands

[thorn wedge]

It usually runs really stable for me, but like

I know that's not how it is for a lot of.people

[modest flume]

Well you didn't do any of that did you?

[visual vortex]

No?

[modest flume]

If you didn't then good, not your problem

[hidden whale]

damn youre lucky

[visual vortex]

I dont vape or shake hands with others because of that

[hidden whale]

all the poeple wanted to do in my uni bathrooms was kiss >.>

[thorn wedge]

The worst part of my.overnight.job

Was realizing I could hear the sink.in the customer bathroom

[visual vortex]

No unisex bathrooms here

[jaunty path]

but it makes the vape better

[hidden whale]

none in my uni either

[modest flume]

Well done you have awareness, most people don't, now you'll help

[thorn wedge]

Sometimes, the silence is deafening

[hidden whale]

those degens were just in the mens bathroom

[jaunty path]

Imagine making out and some dude rips HARD ASS in the stall

[visual vortex]

I saw a video on the bus a while back

A guy was in the bathroom and some dude was humming really loud

Tore ass

Left the bathroom without wiping or washing his hands

☺️

[modest flume]

And people wonder how COVID spread so fast

[visual vortex]

Oh i have a story for that too

[modest flume]

Well good thing you're smarter then that then huh?

[visual vortex]

Once was walking in the hallway to my next class for 3rd period

I tanked a math test and probably failed it but the stress was over

[gilded socket]

Boy queit

[visual vortex]

And this actual gorlock creature was waddling through the halls

And coughed loudly without covering her mouth

☺️

[modest flume]

[visual vortex]

There was a sickness spreading very quickly in the school at that time

I was thinking about speaking to her but she was a teacher and i wasnt wanting to risk being suspended or something

[modest flume]

Well, you can't control their actions but you can control yours, and you sound like you're doing a good job

Problem solved

[gilded socket]

The beasts of nurgle masquerade as human

[visual vortex]

A lot are like that in my school

And 80% of all the people here reek of like raspberry vapes

[modest flume]

A lot are like that world wide if COVID was any indication

[tawny hearth]

vapes are like turbo bad for your lungs man

[visual vortex]

Yeah

I dont even need to try to think or put effort into sports anymore

[modest flume]

bUt tHe sMeLl

[trim whale]

The dark tide beginning cutscene totally doesn't look cool before main menu startup

[tired inlet]

I mean, I spent about $14K on my rig but it wasn't for Darktide; but if you're machine's from like 2012 then I get that it's just come to the point that it probably needs to be performance grade for win11 to have a smooth experience with the game.

[gilded socket]

I hate the smell of vape fumes

[visual vortex]

I just have to let the people choke on their popcorn lungs

You'd have my school

[gilded socket]

Smells inorganic in a bad way

[modest flume]

Same, not better than cigs, just offensive across the board

[visual vortex]

The smell is sickly sweet mixed with cleaning chemicals

[modest flume]

I barely tolerate the smell of weed

Don't like any of it

[lusty crown]

I already completed it, it's still ass

[tawny hearth]

my rig cost like 2k during the gpu prices skyrocketing and runs the game fine tbh

[visual vortex]

I'd rather be around someone with a massive mobster cigar than someone vaping

[lusty crown]

But the crazy spawns are fun

[visual vortex]

Agreed there

[modest flume]

What event?

[jaunty path]

Why lmfao

[visual vortex]

It's all chemicals

[lusty crown]

I missed the packs of ragers

[jaunty path]

i imagine second hand cigs are a lot worse.

[visual vortex]

Because vaping smells worse

[jaunty path]

what no way

[visual vortex]

Yes way

[lusty crown]

The new one

[modest flume]

[tawny hearth]

vaping juice is probably worse for you tbh, but the smoke from cigs probably floats further

[lusty crown]

Nice rewards, fun spawns but holy hell that gas is ass

[modest flume]

What does it do?

[quick horizon]

[visual vortex]

Vaping is just worse

[modest flume]

What's in it?

[gilded socket]

Cigarettes (old cigarettes) have a very earthy smell

[modest flume]

We need to go back to huffing asbestos and diesel fr

[visual vortex]

But let them kill their lungs

[gilded socket]

Trvth,,,,

[trim whale]

I tried smoking but idk

[visual vortex]

Something made from plants would have an earthly smell 🤯

[trim whale]

Idk how people can get into it or stay addicted to cigarettes

[visual vortex]

Stress

And others doing it

Happened to my friend

[modest flume]

Peer pressure, the best problem causer

[trim whale]

I stopped but my friend didn't he got into it cause of me and I kinda feel bad

But he just won't listen to me when I tell him he should stop

[visual vortex]

Got addicted to vapes because of some smokies and left me and another dude for them

Havent heard from him since he left for home-schooling

[gilded socket]

Ywa true,,,,

[tawny hearth]

in the 2000s all my friends smoked, every single one of them peer pressured me into not smoking

[gilded socket]

Ngl i kinda wanr a cigarette

[visual vortex]

Yes destroy your lungs

See where it gets you

[modest flume]

Father was a heavy smoker, was a Vet and seen a lot of shit, eventually died of stage 4 lung and brain cancer

[graceful hamlet]

I get the appeal but holy shit does smoking make you and everything you own smell terrible

[modest flume]

My mother smokes on and off, for her it's a momento I think

For me, never

[nocturne bloom]

You dont

[modest flume]

No matter the stress I've suffered I'd rather fight my demons and lose than smoke

[nocturne bloom]

You are literally at the worst time in your life to smoke as well

[drowsy lynx]

You can't just say this sentence without pronouncing it "sigrit"

[drowsy prawn]

don't smoke

do fent

[visual vortex]

People at their prime age try not to destroy their bodies and bank account IMPOSSIBLE

[nocturne bloom]

I buy cool stuff

Like guns

[modest flume]

Well, people at their most vulnerable are the easiest to exploit

[drowsy prawn]

imagine slopshop of this game destroying people's bank accounts

is that even possible

[nocturne bloom]

Darktide is cheap

[drowsy prawn]

them coomer gatcha games are the real monsters

unbeatable

will suck you dry

and then some

[modest flume]

Anyways, is that a yes or no?

[gilded socket]

Ok lamir

[gilded socket]

Hmmm siggies

[nocturne bloom]

Gachas are only worth spending on the limited packs they do that are actually good value

[trim whale]

It's still on sale on ps I think I just got it but I don't know which faction to go instead of slums

[tired inlet]

substance abuse is a coping mechanism

[drowsy prawn]

spoken like a true whale

experienced

[graceful hamlet]

That’s why you play anime girl gacha factorio game. You’re having too much fun with the game to spend money on the waifus also the best one isn’t even the highest rarity

[shy sandal]

The only game i've spent copious amounts of money on was Team Fortress 2.

Because that game works on a caste system, where the rich are respected and the poor are mocked

[shy sandal]

Sold all of my inventory a few years back though, fuck that game

[tired inlet]

"value" is an inherently subjective term. I'm sure a lot of counter-strike knives had value this time last year. I'm sure a lot of neat cosmetics had value in Rainbow 6: Siege last month. Neither is really true from any market standpoint.

[visual vortex]

Only played battle cats

[modest flume]

Really tempted to tbh

[tired inlet]

puts on ghostly ghibus hat on my sniper for shits & giggles

[modest flume]

The pubs are hilarious but.. it's just a shadow of its former self

[tawny hearth]

me and my ex spent like 1500 on league of legends over the years we played

[gilded socket]

He’s name is big balls

[modest flume]

Unless I wanna play Mann Up or some shit

[shy sandal]

Wear the gibus and the pyro vision goggles, and do a lil spin everytime you headshot someone.

They will fucking foam at their mouths

[visual vortex]

Tf2 players try not to be mentally ill gay people or extremely racist IMPOSSIBLE

[modest flume]

(I genuinely enjoy MvM)

[tired inlet]

🎶 I've got big balls! I've got big balls! They're such big balls! And they're dirty big balls! And he's got big balls! And she's got big balls! But we've got the biggest balls of them all! 🎶

[shy sandal]

That game is just filled with chuds and deltarune fans....

Do you really want to stay near deltarune fans?

[modest flume]

People are what they eat

[visual vortex]

Or do the humping sniper move

[modest flume]

Idk I'm not an archeologist

[nocturne bloom]

Im not even talking about cosmetics

[visual vortex]

If it means making them cry then yeah

[nocturne bloom]

And tbh a cosmetic is worth what you're willing to pay. You arent being forced to buy any

[shy sandal]

istg these guys obsess over one 16 bit character and then make it their whole personality 💔

[nocturne bloom]

Can always mod it in visually as a pak

[visual vortex]

Not only am i the best darktide player

But the best tf2 player

Because i only target people using voice chat

[nocturne bloom]

Pso2 was was unfortunate victim

[graceful hamlet]

But where Planetside 2?

[gilded socket]

Ough

[graceful hamlet]

The mmo that went from so much content to no content 😔

[visual vortex]

"It symbolizes my depression! It's deep! Anyways, we should be able to legally kill one person a year." Ass people

[shy sandal]

I remember watching a bunch of Swipez1 videos and then going ahead and trying to play spy in matches.

Best ragebait character to exist

[tired inlet]

haha holy shit Phantasy Star Online mentioned; someone bring out their Dreamcast.

[modest flume]

Average internet user from a so called community

[visual vortex]

I like wearing cloak and dagger with spycicle and l'etranger

[jaunty path]

What are deltarune fans annoying now or something

[visual vortex]

The just sitting above an engineer and saying they're a spy a bunch

[visual vortex]

Yes.

[shy sandal]

They always were, people just became aware of it now

[graceful hamlet]

Every fandom is annoying if you only interact with the terminally online ones on discord/twitter/reddit

[visual vortex]

Same with the Omori fans.

[tired inlet]

eh, Deltarune fans today are what Homestuck Fans were a decade ago. Doesn't really affect you.

[jaunty path]

[tawny hearth]

anyone who makes too much of the personality about one show or game or something tend to be annoying to others tbh

[modest flume]

(I still never played Deltarune and have no fucking idea whats in the game besides being a sequel to Undertale)

[nocturne bloom]

New genesis just murdered pso2

[graceful hamlet]

I should make Factorio my whole personality

[nocturne bloom]

It went more social than gameplay

[visual vortex]

I played undermen

Got bored

Uninstalled

[tawny hearth]

there are def dozens of people who do this lol

[modest flume]

You mean be an engineer

[shy sandal]

Something, something the power of friendship and tumblr humour

[gilded socket]

Ha

[graceful hamlet]

No, being a real engineer is too difficult. So I’ll larp as one because I like funny factory games

[tawny hearth]

naruto fans before that, dragon ball z fans before that, star wars fans before that lol

[visual vortex]

I find it funny that Underman was really popular and everywhere but the sequel was finished or something and i havent heard anything about it since

[shy sandal]

DBZ fans are anoying for another reason.

They're fucking iliterate as shit, legit monkey brains

[tawny hearth]

lol i'm talking about 90s dbz fans, they were... different

[graceful hamlet]

Mass effect fans who are really hung up on the bad ending to the series despite everything up to it being awesome

[earnest oyster]

dont visit mexico

[shy sandal]

I'm in LATAM bro 🥀

[graceful hamlet]

One Punch Man is just better Goku

[tawny hearth]

lol i actually really like the ending to 3, yeah they could have gotten fancier with the movies they show (and did eventually get a bit more fancy) but i think the endings fit perfectly for the story told

ME2's ending was dumb tho

[visual vortex]

Ive never watched an anime

[gilded socket]

He haw

[visual vortex]

But im going to make an opinion anyways

And my opinion is that anime is overhyped trash

[earnest oyster]

[graceful hamlet]

The ending was really just very whelming for me. The journey tho is quite peak. except Kai Leng, that guy sucks

[tawny hearth]

it runs the whole gambit just like live action shows do, you get things that are wonderfully made but mostly ignored right next to overhyped shows

[earnest oyster]

them cartel bros love dbz

[shy sandal]

Only thing i like about the anime community is the slander pieces and the crazy artworks people make

[nocturne bloom]

Dunkin lady likes me

[visual vortex]

The art is impressive sure

[tired inlet]

<< *when you've never seen anything by Satoshi Kon, or "Grave of the Fireflies"

[visual vortex]

But i just do not care about anything anime related and like my closed mind

[graceful hamlet]

Shonen anime fans are the equivalent to Star Wars fans who love the sequels.

[tawny hearth]

some of the writing and acting is also impresive, both on english and japanese side now adays

[shy sandal]

"Maki if she was written by Oda" had to be one of the funniest shit ever

[visual vortex]

The new star wars sucks ass

[tired inlet]

Mandalorian and Andor are super good

[tawny hearth]

the new starwars are some of the best starwars tbh

[tired inlet]

like holy shit Andor is good

[tawny hearth]

but i've been a fan since before the prequels and was one of the nerds reading the EU

[elder merlin]

[graceful hamlet]

That’s the point, shonen anime fans and Star Wars sequel fans are won with pretty animations and hype moments. Which is fine if that’s your thing, but yeah

[earnest oyster]

mandalorian season 1 was good when i watched it but i wont rewatch it

[tawny hearth]

rogue one and last jedi were also really good to me

[drowsy prawn]

andor is a masterpiece

manda starts to drop off hard after s1

[tawny hearth]

are you trying to tell me that baki isn't a deep show?

[modest flume]

No, you

[shy sandal]

Shonen fans are to manga fans what Invincible fans are to comic book fans

Full lobotomy, and horrible takes

[tired inlet]

Same; I ranked Last Jedi as the #3rd best film to me.

[modest flume]

Gotta admit, haven't had a chance to watch the new stuff

[visual vortex]

Kathleen Kennedy found out people were celebrating her talking about leaving LucasFilms and she decided to make a public announcement that she's staying because people were happy she was leaving

[drowsy prawn]

wait what, she is gone no?

[modest flume]

Saw Ep 7, immediately disappointed and just dipped out of Star Wars tbh

Rogue One is on my list though

[tawny hearth]

honestly... i've spent... countless hours of my life being a nerd about starwars and i've never cared who makes it as long as its not lucas anymore because he makes the worst starwars

[earnest oyster]

Kathleen Kennedy is a sith lord

[graceful hamlet]

I never hear about it so it probably is deep with not enough hype moments and aura

[shy sandal]

Mandalorian suffers from Jon Favreau syndrome.

He's really good at starting projects, terrible at continuing them

[tawny hearth]

lol its a parody along the lines of jojo but for mma anime

[visual vortex]

She stepped down to be more involved in making star wars studf

[tired inlet]

"people" being outrage tourist reactionary chuds grifting to sell sawdust pills for their internet poisoned smoothskin brains and pornography obsessed impotent dicks. so these degenerates don't really matter financially socially or ideologically.

[visual vortex]

"Somehow, Palpatine returned."

[graceful hamlet]

I’d watch Rogue One, Solo if you want a fun adventure, Andor for peak, and then we got a cool Darth Maul show coming

[visual vortex]

Thank you, Kathleen Kennedy. 🙏

[tired inlet]

if they were hanged from a bridge I'd throw stones at their corpses for my own amusement.

[tawny hearth]

yes, because if you were a character and papa palpatine did the force ghost trick (WHICH HE DID IN THE EU FOREVER AGO) that is how you would say it... you'd be like "well fuck...somehow he's back"

[visual vortex]

What the fuck are you even trying to say

[drowsy prawn]

stop it, sequels don't exist

[shy sandal]

Can somebody translate half of what raziel said?

[drowsy prawn]

meds, now

[graceful hamlet]

They fly now?

[visual vortex]

Mfer crashed out because people wanted Kathleen to stop fucking with starwars

[tawny hearth]

lol i actually love that line

[tired inlet]

That's what those chuds wanted; that was a capitulation to bring back Abrahms.

[visual vortex]

Truly a man of all time 🙏

[tawny hearth]

the comedy in rise of skywalker actually made the movie pretty good to me

[earnest oyster]

we're all chuds

[visual vortex]

We're all chuds...

[tawny hearth]

the c3po comedy was great

[visual vortex]

Looking for chudtopua...

[earnest oyster]

it's so over boys

[shy sandal]

Chudhammer 40 thousand

[visual vortex]

Chuds V Chuds with sawdust brain pills as Raziel puts it

[graceful hamlet]

Also speaking of big IP’s, I’m sad that I have to actually get Apple TV once Brandon Sanderson’s show and movies come out

[visual vortex]

I will not get apple tv

[shy sandal]

Bro, i don't understand half of those fucking words 😭

[graceful hamlet]

I’ll subscribe for the shows and then dip

[trail bramble]

🏴‍☠️

[visual vortex]

Me neither

Ask Raziel

[tawny hearth]

but for real making fun of this line is the same as people who swore up and down that will smith says "welcome to urf" when he 100% does not he def says a full "earth". The line poe says makes sense in the context of him delivering the news without more context then he has

[visual vortex]

I am not reading all of that

Because i am incredibly lazy and stubborn

[tawny hearth]

lol this goes in line with the rest of your takes

[quaint moss]

:3 back to the tide (i havent slept)

[graceful hamlet]

Sleeptide

[visual vortex]

Dreamtide

[main zephyr]

so figured it out was a enclavum baross run and after we finished and got the get to extraction a plague ogryn somehow spawned and came running up after us

[visual vortex]

Nighttide

Naptide

Even

[tawny hearth]

if you were in the event it was probably that, i've not run it yet but i am seeing people say its just more bosses

[main zephyr]

not the event no

[visual vortex]

I LOVE boss rush mode

[graceful hamlet]

Even with context it’s dumb because it comes out of nowhere for no reason beyond “hey remember this guy? He’s back and eviler now. With a morbillion star destroyers but they’re super death stars now!”

[visual vortex]

I eat that shit like watermelon

[main zephyr]

boss rushes are fun

[bronze wren]

Call me Freddie the way i Mercury

[main zephyr]

the event makes the enemies be able to just take stimms mid combat

[shy sandal]

Star Wars the Old Republic is a very cool game

[quaint moss]

bayonet time

[main zephyr]

not sure about bosses or ogryns yet

[visual vortex]

And pox gas

[shy sandal]

You guys should check it out

[quaint moss]

its so good, yummers

[visual vortex]

And a bunch of fent everywhere

[drowsy prawn]

welcome to havoc lite

[tired inlet]

the reason why being stored in a goddamned Fortnite event was pretty cringe.

[tawny hearth]

lol its like that in the EU tho... and we do have context for it, 1 movie before we see luke project his presence across the galaxy, and many times before that we see someone can live in the force after death... and then we have the mini disney EU in their shows setting up for thrawn (which is the empires backup backup plan whos been hanging out in scary space).... so like we have alot of context you just gotta be a nerd

[modest flume]

Average Havoc moment

[tawny hearth]

i feel like that was to help kids understand, in the same way i bought a bunch of star wars books when i was little to connect all the weird ass dots

[modest flume]

Wait that's what the event is about? That's it?

Ez pz

[shy sandal]

Reading? In my chud hobby?

NEVER!

[modest flume]

Old Rotten Armor was annoying but not hard per se

[visual vortex]

I cant read

[tired inlet]

I don't know if kids need help understanding star wars when it's basically memetically built into the cultural genetics of the Western Cannon.
I mean, the film turns 50 years old next year

[modest flume]

Then they added it to Havoc, doubled Crusher HP, and "fixed" it by making it worse

[graceful hamlet]

Thing is that the series providing context are all coming out years afterwards. It was pretty clear and they’ve stated that they went into the trilogy with zero planning.

[quaint moss]

same (except i dont know what you said

[winged oasis]

wait a minute

[visual vortex]

The Kathleen incident

[tawny hearth]

the fact that people were confused at all on how palpatine's soul stayed around when we've been having it explained since the 70s means you're probably a bit wrong

[graceful hamlet]

The EU at least provided context within the same books

[winged oasis]

are my teammates blocking my shots???

[shy sandal]

Babe it's 4 pm, time for you 15 minute fight with a crusher

Yes honey

[modest flume]

(Formerly yes)

[tawny hearth]

you mean... the normal way star wars has always done it... thrawn didn't come out for years and years

[winged oasis]

oh ok

because sometimes i lowk was about to shout at the ogryn to move their fat ass

[tired inlet]

That's not "understanding star wars" -- rather that's a contrived plot point that the film has a duty to substantiate.

[visual vortex]

Lobster fest at Red Lobster rn

[modest flume]

Dear, thank you for the slideshow, I'll take another 30 because that's what Havoc Rotten Armor waves are

[tawny hearth]

well yeah... and it will when they get into thrawns stuff... because in the EU thrawn was tied to the emp doing the force body swap nonsense in the old EU and they seem to be dealing with it nearly the same

[tired inlet]

The weakest death guard vs. the strongest imperial guardsman

[drowsy prawn]

they had an ez af slam dunk with the sequels
make the girl luke's student but end up going down the darkside for reasons and killing him while luke trying the same pacifist shit he did on vader on her
afterwards have her go on an redemption arc
gg
but no, they go and pull whatever this thing they did and start to dunk the entire francise underwater

[modest flume]

once upon a time teammates would block shots except for weapons with cleave (like Plasma guns)

But a while back they changed it

Was it the Gloriana update?

[tawny hearth]

and we saw the cloning of the new bodies in the Mandalorian

[shy sandal]

The new line of star wars entries feel like a complete fucking mess with no intention or direction given to them.

Everyone is trying to do something different that either contradicts or at least makes the other entries feel odd.

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, but they’d make new books with a general plan for a story, and not just go “Palpatine is back btw, we’re not gonna hint or provide context about it until we can figure out how we’re going to explain it down the road by making 5 different series about it”

[shy sandal]

They really need a better executive director or smth

[earnest oyster]

more like 1 hour fight of back and forths at best, but realistically ending in a wipe after an hour and 30 minutes in

[tired inlet]

Cloning itself was substantiated back in 2002 with the whole "clone wars" thing (or in the original film as a one-off line)

[tawny hearth]

honestly, this is what people said about parts 5 and 6 when they came out because it wasn't meant to be anything more than the first movie... and people said the same about the prequels

[tawny hearth]

and the force ghosts in the 70s

sorry 80s

[visual vortex]

They could drastically improve star wars if they decided to step back from grand-scale events and follow smaller and less significant characters like the spice smuggler people

[tawny hearth]

clone+force ghost=somehow papa palpatine returning

[graceful hamlet]

5 and 6 at least built upon previous entries instead of going “lol nvm, ignore those plotlines, these are my plotlines now”

[drowsy prawn]

if they start to churn out Andor tier series non-stop the franchise would go to the moon

[visual vortex]

They could have a movie following one get roped into the spice smuggling and slowly become more corrupt or something

[earnest oyster]

disney star wars is so family friendly i cant force myself to watch it

[visual vortex]

Or even have a spice smuggling war for a city

[earnest oyster]

i'd rather binge watch breaking bad over and over

[shy sandal]

See the prequels were made by a mad man obsessed with Jar Jar binks.

Episode 6 and 7 () were still at least somewhat connected, and then episode 8 just contradicted a bunch of stuff in episode 8 and then the TV series legit feel like good standalone things, but they don't really connect to one another at all

[tawny hearth]

it would honestly probably get pretty boring pretty fast, theres been books and stuff like this but people never really bite... politics and star wars sells pretty well tho, hence andor

[graceful hamlet]

Old man Boba Fett walking around with dementia, telling people he’s a crime lord but refusing to do crime things. Absolute cinema

[visual vortex]

Because 2020

[earnest oyster]

jar jar binks was supposed to be a sith lord

[visual vortex]

Anything can work as long as you make it work and put in the effort

[earnest oyster]

but people hated the shit out of him

[visual vortex]

They just fulfill basic things and expect it to be good

[shy sandal]

I wish Jar Jar would have killed Han Solo

Absolute Cinema

[visual vortex]

I wish Jar Jar became Vader's wife

[astral jungle]

What’s up with the game loading textures slower every update.

[graceful hamlet]

With that tongue? Vader would be a happy man

[tawny hearth]

honestly I hated that show, the ending of the second season made me so grumpy i just never came back to it... i saw plenty of the rest of the show because my roommate watched .... but yeah one of the very few shows i decided was too bad to finish

[visual vortex]

😭 🙏

[winged oasis]

looking at my experience so far in darktide

is every, weapon, good in this game???

[visual vortex]

Please tell me this is satire

[earnest oyster]

it took me 4 times of watching episode 1 season 1 to get into it legit, it felt really disjointed at first

[tawny hearth]

with very rare exception yes

[earnest oyster]

but absolute cinema

[winged oasis]

nauh im lowkirkenuinely thinking this now

i literally cannot tell the difference between a 500 transcendent helbore lasgun and a 500 transcendent vigilant autogun

[shy sandal]

Every weapon is a secret S tier if you believe it hard enough

[visual vortex]

If you hold down the trigger on the helbore is charges a stronger shot

[winged oasis]

i know how a helbore works

[visual vortex]

Then how is it the same as an automatic

[tawny hearth]

no... they setup a chekhov's gun with the plane crash in season two to recapture the lightning in the bottle that was the RV flash forwards of the first season... and it was all a waste of time, they shoot the gun at the wall because every time we cut back to the wreckage it meant actually nothing

thats when i realized the show was really really dumb

and the first season was an accident

[shy sandal]

Don't mess with breaking bad fans, they watched the series through youtube shorts 💔

[winged oasis]

no in terms of how well they function in game, they're practically both as reliable as each other

[visual vortex]

I see

Ill think about that

[drowsy prawn]

if you pump enough skill/effort into it every weapon is..viable in every difficulty, but I wouldn't say "good"

[earnest oyster]

to each their own, i watched it a decade ago before youtube shorts i was ecstatic when el camino came out, never got into better call saul tho

[visual vortex]

But im not going to change my opinion to aid my narcissistic delusions

[winged oasis]

i love the power sword, it might objectively be the best weapon for veteran but holy shit i hate spamming alt

[tawny hearth]

good means adequate, literally thats what it means, so saying its viable IS saying its good

[tawny hearth]

i watched it as it was coming out, so i had to wait months for the fake chekhovs plane reveal so it just made me grumpy lol

[whole pond]

Am I able to just join a VC to meet people? Or how does this work I just joined

[shy sandal]

"The poop scrapper is lowkirkenuelly a secret S tier????"

And then it's just a guy spreading misinformation for 15 minutes

[shy sandal]

Yes, mic up brother

[tawny hearth]

lol more like being an S tier player is more important than the weapon tbh

[visual vortex]

Ill make a video like that for the shredder autopistol

[graceful hamlet]

Everything is pretty usable technically. It’ll just be a lot harder to use the harder things get

[tawny hearth]

theres not alot of weapons that fall off a cliff tho if its like... your main piece

like most weapons you can keep chugging along with

[graceful hamlet]

Become gooder at game so you too can kill everything with a pooper scooper

[shy sandal]

I heard a guy once say "Tierlists are made for people who don't need them, for people who don't understand them" couldn't agree more tbh

[drowsy prawn]

once you get past auric, and into havoc, especially h40, lots of weapons starts to drop off hard

[graceful hamlet]

Melee is for nerds anyways.

All range all the time is peak

[fair bridge]

THE NEW DRG SEASON IS OUT AA

[visual vortex]

Get so good you only need the shredder autopistol with the worst blessings and perks at the lowest rarity to the point you can clutch havoc 40

[shy sandal]

Hi Mallow

[tawny hearth]

kind of, you can usually pick a second weapon that covers the gaps of your fav, obviously they won't be performing with the top weapons... but also you don't like fully need that

[visual vortex]

The best weapon is obviously the infantry lasgun

[tawny hearth]

right now i'm having a bit of a moment with the chaxe and the paul

[visual vortex]

Rhe paul?

[tawny hearth]

but eventually i'll swap again

[shy sandal]

Unironically it was the meta early on in the game's cycle

[visual vortex]

It IS the meta

[tawny hearth]

the bullbutcher oggy cleaver used to be the meta... those were dark days

[visual vortex]

Anyone who underestimates the power of the infantry lasgun has never seen a schizophrenic with brain worms use it wearing Guardsman armor

[gilded socket]

Boy quiet

[visual vortex]

I should scalp you alive.

[tawny hearth]

if you need that much behind it then it wouldn't be the meta lol, meta picks require the least amount of work