general-chat

[feral vessel]

again all of it is uh
Highly doubtful to say the least, especially the bit about chaos marines.

[teal token]

Do FatShark add more profession for characters?

[jaunty path]

simply couldve been that lucky

[teal token]

Like we get the veteran Ogryn

[shy sandal]

If you're playing at a late time, there might be not as many players, you can press "E" in the terminal to open up the options menu and try some other region and see if you find players there

[acoustic pebble]

Male Loose Cannon: "I always liked working with you, it's the sparkling conversations."

Male Maul: "Be silent!"

Male Loose Cannon: "See? There it is, you silver-tongue Jokaero."

Male Maul: "BE SILENT!!"

[acoustic pebble]

We got the Heavy for Ogryn

[feral vessel]

my favourite mandated edict was uh

[somber stream]

Fucking

Truskans

Deleting Darktide

[feral vessel]

Mandated Edict: Lets you and me find a quiet corner (sultry).

[modern bobcat]

UH SLOP

[feral vessel]

slopshop reslop?

[acoustic pebble]

My favorite is either "A good kicking" (When they're low health) or "Bullet Shield" (Someone took ammo)

[modern bobcat]

Yep

[jaunty path]

Can you imagine being a lexbreaker and a hot arbitrator chases you

[modern bobcat]

It reslopped while I was having a between match piss

[jaunty path]

catches you

[modern bobcat]

SLOP

[jaunty path]

and starts kicking the shit out of you

[acoustic pebble]

Being a Male Bounty Hunter be like:

[feral vessel]

This needs to be interpreted in the art of fanfiction.

[jaunty path]

and suddenly

upon being hit

[feral vessel]

After Im done with the shit Im doing there is going to be something.

[jaunty path]

I do yoga

[teal token]

Goober profession when?

[jaunty path]

I NEED to write dawg

its OVER

[acoustic pebble]

That's Brawler

[jaunty path]

[feral vessel]

Then write, and ask me if you need help.

[elder merlin]

Did it change?

[teal token]

I mean goober vet?

[modern bobcat]

Yes, it has slopdated

[jaunty path]

Yeah...I just fail to get around to it constantly. augh. Or well I'm yet to write anything but this one story. I want to write the other fucked up things in my head.

[modern bobcat]

It's all winter themed

[acoustic pebble]

Loose Cannon

[teal token]

Good or bad?

[elder merlin]

How bad is it?

Damn

[feral vessel]

er, use obsidian

[elder merlin]

The winter armor is back?

[feral vessel]

it is the best writing software i know of

[jaunty path]

Done. now what

[modern bobcat]

Tempted to get that white hood/mask for Zealot

[feral vessel]

Read AO3.

[modern bobcat]

but will never escape the Grand Wizard allegations

[feral vessel]

Or actual books.

Depends on what youre trying to go for.

[somber stream]

Basic af

[sweet wraith]

Male Maul: SOMEONE IS SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME. I WILL NOT TOLERATE IT.

Female Judge: Really? What are they saying?

Male Maul: DID YOU THINK I WOULD FALL FOR THAT?

Female Judge: Ah, the jokaero again, is it?

[somber stream]

But Valhallan drip is there as well so good for new comers ig

[winged oasis]

are the statistics lowk real, the deadliest weapon was a void staff???

[inland mantle]

Hmm

[feral vessel]

i dont think ive ever heard female judge lmao

[modern bobcat]

the Harsh environment psyker helmets are cool

[inland mantle]

So umm

[somber stream]

block GR

[inland mantle]

Zamn

[modern bobcat]

Cadia fans on life support rn

[inland mantle]

Always were

[acoustic pebble]

Male Seer: "Why does that other Arbite get funny whenever someone mentions a Jokaero?"

Male Fatalist: "There is a rumor going around saying he used to work with one."

Male Seer: "Oh, that's nice! Is it true?"

Male Fatalist: "I hope not. I can't imagine it ended well."

[jaunty path]

When I show you what I wrote i want you to love it and endorse it fully ok?

[inland mantle]

All I wanted to say

[somber stream]

In honor of the deal, i'll do 1 (one) havoc pub this day

[inland mantle]

[jaunty path]

what level

[inland mantle]

That'll do

[somber stream]

27

[jaunty path]

when

how many hours from now?

[somber stream]

About 3 hours from now

[jaunty path]

SOCIETY

why do you need to live in a different timezone

[inland mantle]

Let me know how it's goes. Gn losers

[teal token]

Explain?

[somber stream]

Timezones are silly, i agree

[jaunty path]

be in est pls

[acoustic pebble]

Two guys are making fun of the Male Maul

[quaint moss]

they make me hit the gritty

[sweet wraith]

At least four of them are aware of the jokaero now

[gaunt palm]

Then you wake up at 1 AM and it's the middle of the day

[acoustic pebble]

Male Outlaw: "Go on! I know you're hurting, give me a little scream!"

Male Maul: "BE SILENT!!!"

Male Outlaw: "Nah, that was more of a growl. Try again."

Male Maul: "[Growls]"

[jaunty path]

my man worked with a monkey

😭

[spark glade]

I closed the game to adjust settings now it keeps crashing

is normal?

[jaunty path]

the game just not working? yea

[gaunt palm]

With Darktide, pretty much

[teal token]

Yeah after reseting the setting

[spark glade]

syhould i restart my laptop?

[obtuse oak]

try restoring settings to default in the launcher and see if it boots

[obtuse oak]

oh yeah this is always a good idea.

[acoustic pebble]

Not a bad idea

[obtuse oak]

this should always be step #1 if something doesnt work on your pc

reboot

[acoustic pebble]

Alright, Imma scum

[turbid jungle]

wow hi-intensity carel's favors is terrible

[acoustic pebble]

Bazooka is what you need

[turbid jungle]

who thought this was a good modifier LOL

[quaint moss]

:>

[quaint moss]

what does that one do again?

also im leveling up my vet

[spark glade]

Resetting graphics worked

[teal token]

Too many enemies spam?

[quaint moss]

mmmmmm spammm

spam is definetly an interesting taste

[sleek harness]

Guys the rejects are too op

How do we beat them if the devs keep making them stronger

[teal token]

Chaos spam?

[quaint moss]

the food goober

[teal token]

Try Havoc kek

Rotten armor 3 with no Emperor grace 2 add Final toll too

[marsh iris]

havoc crash fixed yet?

[teal token]

Dunno?

[marsh iris]

final toll + cranial thingy

[jaunty path]

@feral vessel do u promise :3

whats final toll

[sleek harness]

Havoc is easy mode

[jaunty path]

yea

[sleek harness]

I want to see you kill one of them on Uprising

[teal token]

Get knock off the edge?

[marsh iris]

iirc the one that makes them hit harder below 50% hp

[inland mantle]

Mmm cant sleep

[jaunty path]

havoc 40 is just maelstrom but a few more things. and gunners are 5x deadly

[inland mantle]

They took out cranial lmao

[marsh iris]

ohh cool

[jaunty path]

and immune to stagger

[inland mantle]

Be back in 2 seasons when they fix it

[marsh iris]

i might be dead

[jaunty path]

whats cranial

[inland mantle]

Wake me up when rotten is gone only way I'll go back to havoc

[jaunty path]

its not that bad

[inland mantle]

I hate 40 min games

[jaunty path]

though

I was playing as arbitrator

it is nice having a dog to kill maulers

[marsh iris]

i think its the one with squid heads

[inland mantle]

Not that it's hard just such a slog

[jaunty path]

and like

pocket stagger with btl

[marsh iris]

moeb 6 calamari

[inland mantle]

It's part of auric now

Cranial

[little marten]

It’s always war..

[inland mantle]

Not sure about lower difficulties tho as I dont play them

[marsh iris]

rotten armor is infested type yes?

[marsh iris]

calamari corruption

[inland mantle]

Think it's still counted as carapace

[marsh iris]

ohhh, iirc some said it was infested in the previous rotten armor event

[inland mantle]

It might be dont fully know tbh I just know they beyond tankie cause the DR

[amber delta]

STICKY SURPRISE 🗣️

[marsh iris]

loose cannon's sticky surprise

[feral vessel]

okay of course

I will uh

beta read and stuff

[jaunty path]

I wish I could play high havoc exclusively

[feral vessel]

and make fanfiction out of your fanfiction

[inland mantle]

Get to h40 ez

[jaunty path]

Yea and youll think its freakin awesome cool and wholesome

[inland mantle]

I would host mine but umm no hell might not even be h40 anymore cause deranks

[feral vessel]

"that sounded bad"

[feral vessel]

Yeah. Can I like uh, you know, be honest?

Not that I mean to be a meanie or anything, of course.

[jaunty path]

No or else what happens to the characters in story will happen to you in real life

(yes)

you dont have to love what I write im just bein stoopid

:p

[inland mantle]

Imma go stare at the ceiling for the next hour in attempt to sleep cya for real

[jaunty path]

gl

[marsh iris]

rock on

[somber stream]

I converted to Nothingism

[quaint moss]

eat the ceiling

[inland mantle]

For you I will

[marsh iris]

what are your specs

[quaint moss]

seriously someone, what in the actual hell does that one do

[jaunty path]

it does

[feral vessel]

I know.

[jaunty path]

And we agree you'll be made a clown servitor if you hurt my feelings

yay

[somber stream]

there’s nothing about reality that makes them true

[quaint moss]

thats the fun of it >:)

[marsh iris]

you are true

[quaint moss]

OH ITS THE NEW EVENT PEAK, its the advance stims

[nimble salmon]

New event?

[quaint moss]

apparently the stims they use in havoc seem to have made it to the main terminal

no one responded me, so im answering myslef >:

[nimble salmon]

I haven’t touched the game in at least a month, so idk what’s going on

[little marten]

THE WAILING, THE SCRATCHING. DO NOT LET IT IN!

[quaint moss]

something something rat bite

[quaint moss]

boo... get off the stage

[nimble salmon]

Schizophrenia?

[little marten]

💀

[jaunty path]

KILL EVERYONE

[timber elk]

bonks em with a stick

[nimble salmon]

I’d crack a Skaven btw

[timber elk]

You need a Dr Pepper

[somber stream]

Owari da...

[nimble salmon]

Just letting y‘all know

[nimble salmon]

Everyone does

[jaunty path]

can you warm it up first and put a cinnamon stick in

[lime beacon]

What the

[nimble salmon]

Ew

[little marten]

The fat cat always sits on the garden fence. Come what weather may. But today the fat cat does not sit upon the garden fence.

Where is the fat cat?!? So brazen to challenge fate.

[timber elk]

gives missus a Dr Pepper. Than gives her a cinnamon stick

[jaunty path]

BOIL IT YOU FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KG912GXSaI

LOOK AT THIS WOMAN

THIS

104 YEAR OLD WOMAN.

[nimble salmon]

Who tf boils soda

[jaunty path]

SHE LIVED FOREVER

DRINKING DR PEPPER

[little marten]

Isn’t boiled Dr Pepper just that thing Americans use to wash a bunch of crabs before dumping them on a big plastic sheet on a table

[nimble salmon]

Sicko freak

[timber elk]

No?

[spark glade]

I lost my first mission

[somber stream]

American cook sausage in boiled beer

[timber elk]

What the fuc- no??

[spark glade]

is trhat normal?

[little marten]

Fair enough

[jaunty path]

very normal

[little marten]

It’s good

[somber stream]

Ah fuck i forgot the brits do that too

[timber elk]

I have heard of beer stuffed in a turkey but never something like that

[little marten]

Just me, once

[somber stream]

Weird

🫵

[timber elk]

It’s actually pretty good

[nimble salmon]

Sounds like a skill issue to me

[little marten]

It was great it’s hard to fully cook a brat without burning in a pan so parboiling the sausages meant that the pan just added crust instead of charcoal

[spark glade]

Not wrong, this is the first game i played like this

[timber elk]

boils the Dr Pepper and gives it to missus along with the cinnamon stick

[spark glade]

Not a big FPS fan but im rlly into warhammer

[little marten]

Not sure crust is the right word but u feel me

[nimble salmon]

Imma stuff something else in the turkey

[halcyon pebble]

If you ignore the game mechanic like not blocking or dodging yes it's normal

[somber stream]

I'm making faces

[nimble salmon]

Maybe like, corn or something

[little marten]

Obligatory rogue trader?

[spark glade]

True i didnt block or didge

[spark glade]

nope, this is actually my first warhammer game

I loved the lore but never rlly interacted with it until now

[little marten]

Play rogue trader next it’s very very very good

[shy sandal]

That sounds tasty

[timber elk]

I wish I could post a face I want to put into general chat but knowing how gen-chat is. It’s probably for the best

[nimble salmon]

Low levels need to realize gun play isn’t everything

[spark glade]

Noted

[somber stream]

[spark glade]

Gotta utilize the dodge and block mechanics

[modern bobcat]

Ugh

Havoc 29 fail

[little marten]

Rare W today I’m going to be on time for work

[timber elk]

Hey the Brit’s have some amazing breakfast options

[nimble salmon]

YURI???

Yuri mentioned?

[little marten]

BACON AND EGG ROLL

[spark glade]

I think ill play darktide for a bit before getting anything else. Literally just got it today

[little marten]

Full English is a bit of a luxury anyone who eats that daily is probably big on cocaine and scaffolding

[timber elk]

I once made in a entire full English breakfast and holy shit was it amazing

[feral vessel]

hi @timber elk

[timber elk]

I went into a food coma afterwards

[timber elk]

Hello!

[feral vessel]

What?

[feral vessel]

how r u

[shy sandal]

I went to London once, i vibe with Fish n Chips, especially if you can smell the grease as soon as you enter the shop

[timber elk]

I’m okay. Just woke up and we are talking about food!

[feral vessel]

yeah uh today i woke up and uh

[timber elk]

Oh I love fish and chips

[feral vessel]

did 50 squats

[shy sandal]

Their Rum is tasty aswel

[sleek harness]

Do they eat soup?

[feral vessel]

straight outta bed

[misty trench]

my cat woke me up

[timber elk]

English soups are also pretty good

[feral vessel]

i nearly fell over like twice lmao

[shy sandal]

Search up "Full English"

[misty trench]

so now I'm drinking tea

[sleek harness]

What the hell is Full English

English 2?

[little marten]

CURRY

[marsh iris]

you must utilize dodging and blocking like shooting

[misty trench]

English breakfast

[little marten]

English curry

[timber elk]

It’s a entire breakfast dish that has like 4,000 calories with of food in it

[shy sandal]

It's like a frankenstein breakfast meal

[little marten]

No one ever mentions our curry game

[sleek harness]

What makes a soup english

[somber stream]

Fries or Hashbrown?

[timber elk]

It put my ass into a food coma

[misty smelt]

english food gotta be the most bland food on the planet

[little marten]

Hash brown

[marsh iris]

hash

[timber elk]

[knotty terrace]

hello hello slop shop got updated

[marsh iris]

[shy sandal]

That's its stolen from Asia or Africa

[somber stream]

Hash is proper but it's a bit of a bitch to prep

[knotty terrace]

and i like what i see

[timber elk]

Yeah if you don’t know how to cook

[little marten]

Hash is great in potato or vapour form

[feral vessel]

have you lot ever eated bryndzové halušky

like that middle europe food.

[sleek harness]

Very English like

[shy sandal]

Fries

[marsh iris]

potato in plasma state

[timber elk]

Get them gains in

[somber stream]

Fast and efficient

[little marten]

Transcended starch

[shy sandal]

Polenta is also nice

[misty trench]

when the carbohydrate wants to get really complex

[feral vessel]

journey unto having my thighs not look like toothpicks

[marsh iris]

taste like heaven

(you never go back to earth)

[somber stream]

Mashed potato? For breakfast?

[jaunty path]

Can you imagine living for so damn long you see video of yourself dancinng from what was like 80 years ago

[timber elk]

Here I’ll send skaven a link to full English breakfast

[misty trench]

mashed potato does slap tbf

[marsh iris]

why not?

[somber stream]

It takes forever to make!

[quaint moss]

mmmm taters

[shy sandal]

Imma make some eggs and toast

[marsh iris]

skill issue

[feral vessel]

belisarius cawl sure has a lot of picto-recordings of himself hitting the nae nae when he was just a tiny tech priest

[little marten]

2 fried eggs
4 rashers bacon
2 sausages
2 slices black pudding
Fried mushrooms
Beans
2 slices fried toast

[somber stream]

By the time you're done, your sausage and bacon has long since went cold

[misty trench]

don't forget da hollandaise!

[quaint moss]

also yes, stims are hell, just a lil though

[feral vessel]

gains

I might try cooking this..

[somber stream]

No specific amount of beans implies there's a possibility of a pot full of beans

[little marten]

Is that a thing haha? I like hollandaise but never had it with a full English

[little marten]

I think half a tin of beans I’d probably enough

[somber stream]

Ye gonna Fartmaxxing at work

[misty trench]

huh english brekkies down under include it as standard

[little marten]

Imma hit that up maybe this weekend

[misty trench]

I'd also include some pan-fried halloumi in mine but that's defo not standard

[marsh iris]

good im not the conversational type

[feral vessel]

how do you english folk fry bacon.

[somber stream]

Stinky

[little marten]

Heyyy homieee

[feral vessel]

im a peasant sorry

[little marten]

It kinda sucks fried dunno why we fry it

If I can I try to use oven

[somber stream]

You can fry Bacon in water

It's true, i've tried

[little marten]

Get out

[feral vessel]

You fucking what?

[misty trench]

bacon idm crispy but there still needs to be enough fat there that it's not like, borderline charcoal'd like some people have it

[feral vessel]

Im not a chef but that sounds like a culinary war crime.

[somber stream]

Water frying bacon

[shy sandal]

... That's called boiling Licht

[little marten]

BRO BOILS HIS BACON

WET PORK MAN WET PORK MAN

[jaunty path]

my unc and aunt are like that I can't stand it

[somber stream]

No, listen

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_87v_0HLx94

[feral vessel]

WEAPONS UP
KILL THEM

[somber stream]

Water fried bacon.

[misty trench]

nah boiling would require immersion in the water, in like a pot

I'm assuming Licht means using water in place of oil

[marsh iris]

lets try with french fries

[feral vessel]

fuck is going on anymore

[feral vessel]

s o g

[marsh iris]

nyop nyop

[timber elk]

Guys check zealot chat

I posted foooooooooooood

[misty trench]

GAH

just eat crackling at that point smh

[shy sandal]

If you think about it.

Boiling is just deep frying in water

[cosmic burrow]

Wrong chat. You post food on #ogryn-class

[jaunty path]

theyre the same way with FRIED FISH

[feral vessel]

nosh chat

[jaunty path]

I WANT MEAT NOT CRISP

[misty trench]

[quaint moss]

i saw beans

[trail bramble]

or if you want it crispy do it in the oven so it bakes in its own lard

[marsh iris]

i had beef cracklins while we were making tallow

[quaint moss]

its british

[trail bramble]

and then brush it with butter

[timber elk]

THERES MEAT ON THE PLATE

[jaunty path]

fuck

[spare cliff]

didnt cowboys sit around eating beans, why do americans judge british on beans XD

[jaunty path]

I want steak

[misty trench]

in an alternate universe, angry fast food employees are putting slabs of lard into the water fryers

[marsh iris]

fries fried in beef tallow

insane actually

[timber elk]

Cowboy coffee and cowboy beans so yeah pretty much

[sleek harness]

Because they aren't cowboys anymore

[misty trench]

pork and beans legit goes hard

[trail bramble]

mmmmm fat and carbs

[knotty terrace]

well guess the slop shop decided to drop some decent looking cosmetics

[misty trench]

cowboy coffee is also good, I have that if I don't have time to do a french press

[feral vessel]

yeah okay did i mention im going to be buying thigh highs possibly

[spare cliff]

i mean the people supplying the food basically are still cowboys

[timber elk]

Super tasty

[feral vessel]

Shouldnt have said that.

[timber elk]

And you tell me my food video was bland

[sleek harness]

You are talking about farmers?

[spare cliff]

yes

[feral vessel]

I didnt.

I said it was a compliment.

i love beans

[misty trench]

the sacred and the propane

[sleek harness]

I never seem someone believe that farmers are cowboys

[spare cliff]

i know they arent really cowboys but they live a rural life is my point

[amber delta]

I love farmers and farms

[timber elk]

Go buy your high thighs already! XD

[amber delta]

[feral vessel]

When i get out of education jail, maybe.

[spare cliff]

well the term cowboy comes from people who transported cows so

[cosmic burrow]

Also pals

[misty trench]

me when I find myself on the fertile crescent circa 5000 BCE

[cosmic burrow]

New event isnlhe

Is live

[sleek harness]

What event

[timber elk]

Oh really?

[feral vessel]

is this bait

[hasty patrol]

event?

[misty smelt]

What exactly do you need to do for the new event?

[feral vessel]

oh shit its real

[cosmic burrow]

#🐦tweets-sermons

[amber delta]

do drugs

[cosmic burrow]

Literally

[feral vessel]

hell yeah drugs

[misty smelt]

oh i cant post pics but it seems like you have to find a stimm during a mission or something?

[sleek harness]

I do not understand it

[spare cliff]

become the cartels favourite junkie event

[timber elk]

But some of us are already that

[cosmic burrow]

The channel with info rst

[spare cliff]

there can only be one :I

[timber elk]

Oh your right sorry

[sleek harness]

Yeah I saw the post

I am that smart

But I don't get it

[spare cliff]

i mean theres an argument to be made that says british food belongs in zealot chat

[feral vessel]

there are no retailers of thigh high socks in my immediate area

[spare cliff]

they are the designated knife class

[marsh iris]

fart resisting stimms?

[feral vessel]

the closest i can get are stockings maybe

[timber elk]

@cosmic burrow check Orgyn chat

[spare cliff]

lamballs gonna need some after those beans

[marsh iris]

stimm up lambo

[feral vessel]

give me the stimm

[sleek harness]

Guys check the new backpack for ogryn

It's buggy

[trail bramble]

what's in the new event

[sleek harness]

Fart

[timber elk]

Gassy

[cosmic burrow]

Drugs

[feral vessel]

Say that again?

[timber elk]

Gassy

[sleek harness]

It sounds like gass

[feral vessel]

That sounds.. familiar.

[jaunty path]

You just gave me ptsd

[feral vessel]

Huh.

Must be the wind.

[jaunty path]

my friend

[feral vessel]

The winmd?

[timber elk]

A certain guy?

[jaunty path]

keeps

making "gassy" jokes

[somber stream]

Chilli beans and bread for lunch

[feral vessel]

oh so youre im not the only one

[jaunty path]

I want him to play a game with someone here

I want to see it

[quaint moss]

druggie wugs

[sleek harness]

Does he post the Bowser Fart Gif

[timber elk]

starts dancing to ocean man

[jaunty path]

worse.

Nothing you can possibly imagine

[sleek harness]

Super Gassy

[jaunty path]

Like I said

nothing you can imagine.

[misty trench]

I do got chilli in the cupboard rn...hmmmm

temptd

[feral vessel]

missus do you need therapy

[somber stream]

Let's go

[feral vessel]

like third party therapy

[somber stream]

Let's share our meal

[gloomy tartan]

Gaslighting with fart gas

[sleek harness]

No

[jaunty path]

Im actually heading to group in tomorrow so

nah

[misty trench]

I also got sardines and tuna, went through all my salmon alas

[jaunty path]

and on friday

[timber elk]

Chilli and bread and a beer?

[jaunty path]

I got my psych

[timber elk]

Sign me up

[feral vessel]

why the fuck cant i have a therapy group in my area

[misty trench]

yooooo let's go

[jaunty path]

mine is like an hour ride away

[timber elk]

[amber delta]

you dont need therapy you just need gym

[modern bobcat]

Is there a really good way to deal with Rotten Armour on Havoc?

[feral vessel]

That is good enough.

[spare cliff]

nine cans of ravioli

[sleek harness]

Okay so like, the hive gangers gave us better stimm?

[feral vessel]

eurm might do that

[timber elk]

I guess?

[quaint moss]

3 celetiry stim ragers instant killed me XD

[somber stream]

This is so real

[amber delta]

4 veterans with kraks

[timber elk]

They did not like your vibe

[misty trench]

needle pistol xdd

[timber elk]

Needle pistol or krak grenades

[amber delta]

krak pistol

[sleek harness]

4 hive gangers with acid RPGs

[amber delta]

or needle grenades

[feral vessel]

the fact that needle pistols can even get through carapace is fucked up

[timber elk]

Just throw a kitchen sink at them

[feral vessel]

then the 0.9x damage

DOT

[trail bramble]

really pointy

[timber elk]

God I’m so glad I’m taking a break from darktide

I fucking hate rotten armor

[misty trench]

it is truly something

[feral vessel]

propelled by ork belief..

[timber elk]

:0

[misty trench]

yeah I don't care for rotten armour at all

[timber elk]

IT MAKES SENSE NOW

[misty trench]

more of a polished armour kinda guy

[timber elk]

THE GAME IS FUELED BY ORK LOGIC

[misty trench]

or lacquered, lacquered is cool

[feral vessel]

the game is fueled by an ogryn running in an oversized hamster wheel

what are you on about

[marsh iris]

who forget to put their armour in the fridge smh

[amber delta]

ngl a lot of anti carapace weapons dont make sense to be anti carapace

[timber elk]

Oh that too

[timber elk]

Bolt weapons and plasma would’ve make more sense

[amber delta]

because wtf u mean a combat knife or a duelling sword just goes through a plate armour

[feral vessel]

must be really polished

and made out of some magic 40k material

[timber elk]

Must’ve gone through a wet stone

It must be very sharp

[amber delta]

prob made of some necron tech shit

[timber elk]

Makes sense. Deathwatch does use some necron tech for swords

[wooden creek]

That's actually how they're described in most sources, the needles are fired alongside an invisible laser beam whose only purpose is to punch a hole big enough for the needle

[feral vessel]

Lamball, are you related to President Kimball by any chance?

[timber elk]

No I’m not related to a fallout character

Why

[feral vessel]

..fair.

[trail bramble]

isn't that a vindicare needle gun though

[misty trench]

I think the idea is that you're hitting gaps in the armour, kinda like how people would use a rondel dagger and such historically but like...in game in doesn't translate very well

[feral vessel]

Just a similarity in name, thats all.

[misty trench]

as for duelling sword that's straight just the crit numbers being way too jacked

[wooden creek]

I think it's the implication for most types of needlers, not just the vindicare ones

[timber elk]

Or lore wise

We are dealing with hordes of pox walkers

That can easily infect us

We don’t have the time to knock down a mauler or crusher and get in between the gaps in armor

[misty trench]

yeaaa you gotta suspend your disbelief pretty hard lmao

[timber elk]

Like I get it for a space marine

They are so jacked up even a brick can destroy carapace easily

[misty trench]

like 4 rando penal legion bros should not be dunking on waves of traitor guard, daemonhosts, chaos spawns, BoNs etc.

but alas

we're built different

[steady flare]

there is actually a lore reason for this and it's that all of the playable characters for one reason or another are extremely anti-chaos

[timber elk]

But we are regular joes

[amber delta]

Emperor protects

[shy sandal]

You'd think the logic would be hitting them with a blunt weapon or something than has spikes would be more effective that stabbing.

But i guess you could argue you are stabbing the gaps in the armor aswel

[steady flare]

they may not exactly have faith in the emperor for all of them but their sheer hatred and disdain towards the cult/traitors is enough to shield them

[timber elk]

Actually blunt weapons really don’t do that much against armor

You need something with a point to transfer all that energy into

[jaunty path]

No they can still hurt a lot

[amber delta]

Mfw flailling a knife gets me over 100% rending but slamming a guy with huge blunt stick is 40% brittleness at the best of times

[steady flare]

blunt weapons aren't about penetrating the armor they're about hurting the meatsuit underneath

your armor may survive a hammr to the head

your brain will not

[jaunty path]

Yeah I think sabers were actually made kinda dull cuz armor

Still hurts like a motherfucker

Helmet or not

[timber elk]

I don’t know. Shit makes no sense in this game

[shy sandal]

Have you ever heard of a concussion?

[timber elk]

True but if your trying to go for a killing blow it’s not gonna stop them

[cosmic burrow]

Sabres were always a cutting weapons

[jaunty path]

Brian damag

[timber elk]

It’s just gonna hurt them but they are gonna keep coming

[amber delta]

Blunt weapons were the main thing against heavy armour

[timber elk]

Than maybe the recent history I was reading was wrong than

I’m sorry for misinformation

[jaunty path]

Yea give us ur lunch money

[slate skiff]

who am i

[timber elk]

throws milk at her

[jaunty path]

Removes your blood

[timber elk]

passes out

[somber stream]

Then there's the Halberd. Wanna give them concussion? Sure. Stab 'em? Certainly! Armour penetrate as well yeah? But of course

[shy sandal]

The point of blunt weapons against armor is to disorient them and then beat the down into a pulp. While they are down.

If blunt weapons could stun carapace enemies like the crowbar or the pickaxe does, it would be nice

[amber delta]

Blunt weapon = goes for internal bleeding, concussion and broken limbs
Spiked weapons = direct the force of impact to one spot to pierce the armour

[timber elk]

Oh than maybe I’m not wrong than

[misty trench]

sabers are primarily for cutting but many variants did come with reinforced points for enhanced thrusting capabilities

[timber elk]

What weapons do we have that are spiked?

[slate skiff]

bully club

[timber elk]

Weak

[jaunty path]

A cool wooden stick I found outside

[timber elk]

It’s weak

[shy sandal]

Pickaxe

[quaint moss]

lil lol

[timber elk]

Makes sense

[trail bramble]

also the head of most blunt weapons often had a big fuck off spike on the other side

[quaint moss]

literally lol*

[shy sandal]

I guess the shivs are more like two giant spikes rather than actual knives aswel

[misty trench]

you can still thrust with a curved blade provided the tip is actually built for it, especially if the curve isn't extreme but y'know, by the time sabers were the standard in europe armour had more or less fallen to the wayside in most cases outside of like, heavy cavalry and they weren't in full plate by then either, generally just a cuirass

[somber stream]

There's a power spear in the concept art

Shark, when

[timber elk]

Yeah but the gangers are using mostly slashing attacks

[jaunty path]

Maulers being taken out by a tweaker with glass knives:

[timber elk]

Only 2 moves they have are thrusting

The over head strike and the forward strike

[misty trench]

tide games have never been particularly attached to having movesets and damage profiles make total realistic sense

[brazen pelican]

How are you doing? :3

[misty trench]

the gameplay vibe is the priority

[trail bramble]

yeah it's about what's fun

[slate skiff]

just play for the vibes

i made a funny

[shy sandal]

Have you ever played with vibes on the line?

[brazen pelican]

This guy plays for fun.

[misty trench]

god I wish

the lack of polearms is criminal!

[misty trench]

funslop

[jaunty path]

I need demotion removed on havoc

[slate skiff]

ogryn with polearm

heretic kebabs

[jaunty path]

I've like

[low blade]

Just played the worst match of my life and my Poxbreaker title felt like a billboard advertising how shit I just played

[brazen pelican]

I need carry on Havoc.

[jaunty path]

Kinda fallen in love with havoc

And really want to get higher on it

[slate skiff]

thats the main appeal

[misty trench]

see if you run the reject title and prison pyjamas you'll play like a god every game

[jaunty path]

I need my level highbhh aaayygfggh

[somber stream]

#hivescum-class message
Dueling Sword 2.0: Electric Boogaloo

[jaunty path]

Ok but anything less than havoc forged is getting you rejected

[somber stream]

Literally born to be meta against crushers

[slate skiff]

h40 is unpredictable

[low blade]

Got my True Survivor and dipped

I am OUT

[jaunty path]

Well it kinda is?

[quaint moss]

event gives 7k exp

[shy sandal]

Sanest option

[misty trench]

that's fine, I will become party-finder forged through the trials and tribulations of matchmaking

[lime beacon]

I will never accept dedicated adept title players, or the stimm border

[slate skiff]

with h40 u need to have high pain tolerance

[brazen pelican]

There's probably a stimm for that.

[quaint moss]

your not allowed to call me out like that

[slate skiff]

those kids and their stims

[quaint moss]

smh

[jaunty path]

And competent teammates...

I actually saved a match once

[shy sandal]

I just play with no titles

[jaunty path]

Solod some rot armor and a chaos spawn

[misty trench]

I'm just chilling with my playtester title and alpha tester frame lmao

actually I should throw a bunch of malice matches while running those

[jaunty path]

Oh what awesome

[brazen pelican]

Friend does that on their Zealot. Named her Crystal-Methany, even wrote a fucked up backstory about her.

[low blade]

I got my True Survivor with 3 randos, no voice chat, and we never saw each other ever again

[shy sandal]

Is that the havoc related one or the auric related one?

[low blade]

Complete a Havoc 35+ with 0 downs

[shy sandal]

Haven't played Havoc in a while. It's not the type of difficulty i enjoy

[quaint moss]

im chilling with a beer, literally just better

/j

[quaint moss]

oh jesus

i saw a similar name to that the other day, mightve been the same

made me laugh

[misty trench]

sadly I do not have any beer

[quaint moss]

silent hill that shit

jog

[misty trench]

had a really nice honey lager a couple weeks ago tho

[quaint moss]

oh, nice

[long sigil]

new event?

[quaint moss]

yep

drug addicts all

[sleek harness]

Okay this event is fun

Theres toxic gas, a lot of stimms and enemies can also stimm

[marsh iris]

theres something about the rot

[quaint moss]

it is really fun

its the havoc thing

but without the other bullshit

[slate skiff]

why does scum like needles so much

[sleek harness]

Because drugs

[quaint moss]

guess they might not be scared of needles :3

[sleek harness]

I had played on a boss map, and by the end I believe some rager became a boss after taking a stimm

So there was 2 bosses

[slate skiff]

whats the reward for this so called event

[sleek harness]

Portrait I think

[wooden creek]

Insignia

[sleek harness]

Let me see

Yeah it's a insignia

[alpine saffron]

Nurgle fans when the "all loving papa" gives them aids and forces them to eat their family alive

[sleek harness]

Worth it

It means they get to be on Nurgle's big cauldron

It's cozy

[alpine saffron]

Slaanesh fans vs cauldron enjoyers

[long sigil]

?

where is my cadia skin

who the fuck it that snow ass mfs

[somber stream]

2 weeks

See you in 2 weeks Bart

[long sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1106798485384220775/1460563879007490069/icon_3.gif

[modern bobcat]

lol some bum on OCE server stole my Arbitrator name

and stuck it on a zealot

smdh

[marsh iris]

doooog

[long sigil]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

[amber delta]

hello korea dog

[wispy wadi]

Two weeks gone bye, time to check shop slop

[spark glade]

Had some dinner now its time to retry the first level

[arctic escarp]

nurgle loves you like a narcissistic parent

[long sigil]

sup dog

[wispy wadi]

I finally got what I want, a Force GS skin and it is just plain white

Wait is that even a GS?

[wispy wadi]

And the new event is Pox Gas

[sand flume]

pox gas with a twist

[marsh iris]

like pepsi twist

[spark glade]

Why does it say build cache fail

[wispy wadi]

Is the twist instead of Health stim spam we get health stim spam with added gas defense

[spark glade]

what the heck

[long sigil]

fat sharker issue

do it again

[spark glade]

I reopened twice

[marsh iris]

try again, maybe need to delete the shader cache

[spark glade]

where do I find that

I already deletred it but it still broike

😢

[marsh iris]

deleting the shader_cache.hans file located in %appdata%\Fatshark\Darktide

updated the graphics driver?

[spark glade]

It was literally working 2 hours ago

wait a moment

Ok I found it

[marsh iris]

waiting for you grey name

[spark glade]

Sorry mate hahaha

Just deleted it

gonna start it up hol on

[marsh iris]

pray to the omnissiah

[acoustic pebble]

Pray to St Mesellina

[spark glade]

Unfortunately the error persists

[marsh iris]

[spark glade]

This is quite unfortunate

[marsh iris]

did u update graphics recently

[spark glade]

No

I played for a bit, went for dinner and came back

opened my game and it wont open

[marsh iris]

maybe restart PC

[spark glade]

Guess ill try that

[misty smelt]

new event pretty neat

just elites and tox gas modifiers with stimms scattered everywhere

elites/specials

[amber delta]

hivescummers in shambles

[wispy wadi]

Hivejuice gets buffed too no?

Or you run chem dependency build without your own stims Take all the health stims in the mission.

[marsh iris]

hives juice

[lime beacon]

What’s our reward

Rat eyeball trinket?

[wispy wadi]

Friendship

[lime beacon]

Even worse than rat tail trinket

[amber delta]

reward is you get to play some normal missions without having to deal with rotten armor

[quaint moss]

me when soft tacos

[wispy wadi]

Havoc problems

[quaint moss]

id 1v1 a plague ogryn for tacos

[marsh iris]

rotten rewards dangling right before thirsty rejects

[lime beacon]

Rotten armor hit sound is a trauma trigger for me now

[misty smelt]

im just glad you get a decent amount of plasteel/dia from it

now that i got lvl 30 on all 6 classes im going back and working on getting a maxxed loadout for each one and im blowin thru my resource refining new curios lol

[gloomy void]

Me when i hear a destiny oracle

[quaint moss]

godamn veteran packs a punch
hears a jingle
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

[arctic escarp]

lowkey

minmaxing in Darktide is just Slaanesh behavior

mic drops and runs away

[spark glade]

Danf

[little marten]

AT WORK 😡

U? 👉👈

[spark glade]

restarted my laptop and darktide still wont open]

[quaint moss]

true, but die 😔

heretic

also people must love seeing me do maelstorms as actual bruce wayne

[spark glade]

Im nearing the refund time limit

[quaint moss]

just refund it :>

(get total war)

[spark glade]

I got TW 3 hahaha

Ok I resetted the graphics settings again and somehow it opened

[hidden whale]

morning rejects

[shy sandal]

I try to avoid meta talk at all.

That way I'm blissfully ignorant to minute details only people obsessed with stats care about

[long trench]

Has the store been updated?

[split mauve]

you should check out the new skins for the dlc classes

here they are:

[long trench]

Can you throw it off? There's no way to see for yourself right now

[split mauve]

there is none

[quaint moss]

morning

would you like to run some hersey maelstorms with me

[amber delta]

they call me the triple reject

rejected by the love of my life
rejected by my employer
rejected the excessive amount of alcohol I poured in my belly

[hidden whale]

uhh maybe in like 30min

[quaint moss]

(im leveling up vet)

[hidden whale]

or later

wait HERESY?

uhhh

[quaint moss]

its ok

[hidden whale]

I have a doctors appointment at the dentists office I thnk

[brazen pelican]

Doing some light cleaning. :3

[hidden whale]

O.O

[quaint moss]

i understand

[hidden whale]

lemme know when you get back up to auric lol

[quaint moss]

i will, if it doesnt take 30 years, people dont do hersey maelstorm /;

[quaint moss]

what in the sigmar

PRAISE BE HIS NAME

[prisma cypress]

[misty smelt]

new commodores vestures, oh boy!

no arbite skins

[long trench]

can someone download the store update?

[wispy wadi]

Arbites got all the possible skins they could translate from models

Colour changes are illegal, no blue or yellow stripes for ye

[hidden whale]

I forgot to leave the heat on overnight so I wake up and my house is 54 degrees ;.;

[misty smelt]

Yea you can get a trench coat and a default helmet, but with a raised visor. oh boy!

[amber delta]

I want my arby in iron warriors colors

[misty smelt]

oh and the BDSM gimp mask

[amber delta]

im pretty sure not a single person bought the bdsm mask

[slate skiff]

goth girls

[amber delta]

if you did do not tell me

i dont want to know

[misty smelt]

i havent seen it in a mission a single time

[wispy wadi]

I saw it once

But I also saw it as Arbites armor in Rouge Trader so I might mix it up

[hidden whale]

and?

[slate skiff]

well i cant link it here

[long trench]

I'm talking about the first four classes. Has the store been updated today?

[wispy wadi]

Ye

if you aren't in game check the reddit post, that always has all slides too

(only good reason to visit that site)

[long trench]

Can I have a link?

[misty smelt]

#darktide-driptide scroll up a bit theres a link to it in there

[wispy wadi]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1qq3ldy/commodores_vestures_of_january_29th_2026_march/

Ok links are allowed

If I get shot it was for a good reason

[hidden whale]

there no goth girls in that link ;.;

[brazen pelican]

Nah, you won't get shot. I'll just eat you. Yummy biomass. ..oOwOo..

[wispy wadi]

Vile bug

Go eat the AdMads

[brazen pelican]

The SadMechs?

[hidden whale]

why is the store designed like ths in this game

[split mauve]

these skins are so damn ugly

[hidden whale]

theres a couple pieces I would immediately spend money on but theyre NOT in the store

[low blade]

#darktide-driptide message

[hidden whale]

and I probably wont be playing this game by the time they come back around

cause 99% of the cosmetics in this game kinda...

[wispy wadi]

I mean I like the snow armor I just find it... weird?

[low blade]

Those being?

[turbid jungle]

event missions are loathesome

[wispy wadi]

There is one mission where it looks good in and that's it

[misty smelt]

the vet and zealot ones are aight

[split mauve]

isn't that just the normal armor with a color swap

[brazen pelican]

Creates FOMO, FOMO increases sales.

[wispy wadi]

the full black helmet for Psyker is probably rally nice

if I had ANY armor to go with it

[split mauve]

like, most skins are just recycled assets from other skins

[hidden whale]

oh man id have to crawl through the entire cosmetic database, but its a zealot skull mask

with no hood

[wispy wadi]

the white one, the gold one or the black one?

[hidden whale]

I dont rememberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[long trench]

And that's before March 12th?

[hidden whale]

I just know I found a set I wouldve like several months ago

and I still cant buy it

like, I want to give them money

and they wont let me

[wispy wadi]

Another live service game I played actually done away with the rotating shop and just gives you the full list

Felt so nice

[low blade]

Yeah 6 weeks

Just came in

[hidden whale]

maybe, but its hard to get FOMO when the overwhelming majority of cosmetics in this game are kinda dog

[amber delta]

FOMO doesnt work on me because Im not looking forward to any of the cosmetics because they suck

[long trench]

And the store has been without updates for 2 weeks?

[hidden whale]

this game doesnt have a fatshark helm after all

[low blade]

It just updated. Are you new to the game? Every 2 weeks on Thursday. So the next rotation is Feb 12th

Thats how shop works

Every 2 weeks, stays for 6 total, so forth and so on

[timber elk]

Oh hey look…..

Snow colored cosmetics.

Wow.

[low blade]

Its okay but eh

[timber elk]

And the weapon skins are snow colored too…

Yay…..

Oh AND NOTHING NEW FOR ARBITES OR SCUM

[trail bramble]

i'm ass at this event

[low blade]

If we had more than 2 whole maps that are chilly it wouldnt be bad

[split mauve]

what's this event

[timber elk]

some dogass cartel event

[low blade]

Drug addiction

[misty smelt]

its basically a maelstrom mission but theres stimms everywhere

[low blade]

Huge amount of stim spawns, enemies taking stims

[split mauve]

oh so

i suppose hivescums go fuck themselves

[timber elk]

Oh so a terrible blunt rotation

[split mauve]

it's funny, the cartel is providing stims everywhere but scum can't use them

[misty smelt]

all the stimms including the hivescums are buffed

[trail bramble]

every event mission has pox gas + modifier, taking stimms stops you from taking corruption

[split mauve]

i wish we had the actual numbers and effects on hand

[timber elk]

Oh greaaaaat my most FAVORITE modifier

Pox gas….

[trail bramble]

also yeah enemies take stimms now

[cosmic burrow]

He can. Just font equip the custom one

[timber elk]

So please remind me why we need pox gas?

In a event about drugs

[split mauve]

are you sure about the pox gas

[trail bramble]

but I'm grinding the toughness penance

[amber delta]

we covered half of the map in corruption and another half of the map in stims that negate corruption

[low blade]

Encourages and rewards use of stimms

[cosmic burrow]

Damn

[amber delta]

very engaging

[low blade]

Abuse them drugs

[sick fable]

So event is just finishing those maps to progress? Nothing special on progression, its just modifiers for maps?

[misty smelt]

in the mission i just finished a rager was running at me, stopped right in front of me and shot up, his eyes turned red, and i peed a little

[trail bramble]

yeah just do 10 of those maps

[timber elk]

Yeah mog he got one shotted by 3 ragers from a celerity stimm

Which sounds kinda boring

[amber delta]

how many aquillas do we get for final tier reward

[timber elk]

2 <:3

[split mauve]

best i can do is an insignia you won't use

[timber elk]

Not the hardcore pawn reference

Or is it pawn stars?

[fair bridge]

im taking my tactical axe and my drugs and im going home

[timber elk]

Don’t know. Don’t care.

[timber elk]

Why?

[urban dove]

I assume the buffed stims are only in the event and I cant take my drugs into havoc and get free corruption clear

[low blade]

Goodnight packmates

[timber elk]

Nnnnnnoope

[grave lance]

Poland

[urban dove]

Deranked from 29 to 24 yday joining 30-40s all night and just getting the bottom feeders

[timber elk]

[modest flume]

Time to fix that issue

[spark glade]

When someone dies and the timer expires

we canm still save them after right?

[modest flume]

They'll respawn at set checkpoints

[spark glade]

what if its a boss?

[modest flume]

You can usually get them to spawn closer if you back up

[modest flume]

Same deal

[spark glade]

But if its the final boss of the stage?

[modest flume]

Then there will be a checkpoint in the arena

[trail bramble]

they'll respawn in the room if the fight goes long enough

[spark glade]

i see

[modest flume]

There are special totems all over the map that act as said checkpoints

[spark glade]

I had a really good run, almost killed the boss but one of the teammates got downed so I thought to save them

costed me the entire mission

[modest flume]

They are not random , they're always the same spot

[spark glade]

But it was so badass

[grave lance]

My psyker is lvl 13 is that high

[fair bridge]

yaa

[modest flume]

Play on maps a few times and you'll memorize the spawn areas, and again, there are totems that are still there regardless, so you can even see them while they're not being used

[marsh iris]

ok now you can refund darktide

[modest flume]

But if someone dies, backing up usually will spawn them closer to you

[grave lance]

Where can i get curios

[quaint moss]

:>

[marsh iris]

melkman

[modest flume]

Drops or from Melk

Or Armoury (the best source)

[marsh iris]

amoruru~

[modest flume]

Armoruwu

[marsh iris]

[modest flume]

Armouwury?

[grave lance]

Thanks

[somber stream]

Someone shoot this guy

[grave lance]

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-homelander-the-boys-yummy-food-gif-7138986449370055367

[somber stream]

Take him to the forest

[grave lance]

NOOOO

MY GIF

[jade stump]

techpriests have ate your embed

[trail bramble]

no gifs in general

[somber stream]

[quaint moss]

yummers?

[grave lance]

How could they

[modest flume]

I'll yummers you

[jade stump]

whyd everyone start dancing

[quaint moss]

do not the grog