general-chat

[modern bobcat]

Someone asked GW the question "Could you make anyone more Mary Sue than Khaldor fucking Draigo" and they asked Matt Ward to create Titus

[sleek harness]

That will ruin it

[brazen pelican]

Why?

[sleek harness]

Because

I want paint and not spray

[dire kayak]

aaaaaa

NOT THE BAG

[brazen pelican]

Fine, I'll give them reddish brown fur. I'll start with a big jar of Falu Rödfärg™.

[sleek harness]

Don't make them into generic furry OCS...

[dire kayak]

i love titus ❤️

[sleek harness]

Make them with actual skaven fur color

[modern bobcat]

Titus is gonna carve his initials on the Silent King's armoured ass in Space Marine 3

[brazen pelican]

Me in a fight. (I lose to the punching bag a lot. :<)

[twin dirge]

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like effort.

[sleek harness]

Because it is

[brazen pelican]

I hate effort. :<

[dire kayak]

me tooooo

[brazen pelican]

I just want to exist and consume biomass.

[whole glade]

me love speedpaint

[dire kayak]

tyranid 🫵

but ssameee

[brazen pelican]

Where?!

[modern bobcat]

He's actually a resurrected Old One in a Space Marine body and he's gonna use Enuncia to destroy the warp itself

[sleek harness]

That's cringe

[dire kayak]

i wanna just

eat

[brazen pelican]

[sleek harness]

I am not cringe

I don't even know what it means

[dire kayak]

but i have responsibilitiesssss

[brazen pelican]

Hate those. They suck.

[gilded socket]

Missed you friend

[strong quarry]

Hey everyone I read that completing an auric maelstrom can help boost some early levels of havoc. I completed it but nothing changed. Was this removed?

[brazen pelican]

What is your current clearance?

Think the Maelstrom puts you at 16.

[strong quarry]

Rank 3

[brazen pelican]

Weird.

[dire kayak]

whuh?

[strong quarry]

Is it multiple completions to get it?

[dire kayak]

i didn't have to grind to havoc 16?

i could've just done an auric maelstrom?

[brazen pelican]

No, once should be enough.

[drowsy lynx]

Does it only set your havoc to 16 if you do it as your qualifier vs after doing that initial qualifier?

[gilded socket]

Grind on 16 HAVOC nuclear mines

[dire kayak]

i love eating nuclear waste

the forbidden green slime

[brazen pelican]

Biomass is biomass!

[gilded socket]

Nvm,,, you dont get the reference…,,,

[strong quarry]

Dang it

[dire kayak]

im thinking of eating the arbitrator class

[brazen pelican]

You should, they even come with dessert!

[dire kayak]

awwh

[strong quarry]

I cleared that auric maelstrom two days ago and still no change . Must be bugged in my end

[dire kayak]

i like eating code

[brazen pelican]

Code? Never heard of. Does it taste good?

[teal token]

Code noodles?

[dire kayak]

i ate concord

tasted bad

[teal token]

Lmao

[brazen pelican]

We thank you for your service.

[teal token]

What regiment is the green colour soldier heretics that we are killing? Are they still the Mobien 6th?

[brazen pelican]

Think so.

[lethal solstice]

Yes

The ones with robes are the Adminition

[trim whale]

I am incredibly new to this game what do I prepare for?

[brazen pelican]

Robes are cool as fuck. So Admonition is cool.

[trim whale]

What's in store?

[brazen pelican]

Lots of enemies.

[teal token]

I want those cosmetics ngl looks pretty good

[trim whale]

Left for dead type of enemies?

[teal token]

Are they slightly different from the Mobien 6th?

[modern bobcat]

They smell worse

[stark bobcat]

a cult on the planet, not the traitor faction

[brazen pelican]

Kinda, yeah. There are horde enemies and then tougher elite enemies then you got disablers.

[jaunty path]

I beat havoc 40 again

[cosmic burrow]

Kewl

[trim whale]

Ok now guess I just gotta figure out what faction to go for later and thanks for the help slaneshi

[jaunty path]

What did you just say

Working with chaos I see

[teal token]

Lol imagine they saw us bringing soap and cleaner instead guns and sword running to wash them kek

[teal token]

Oh... But can I get their drip?

[acoustic pebble]

Hive Scum

We got Bazookas

[stark bobcat]

no

[trim whale]

They're good? Wait dead ass

[teal token]

Aw..

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

Very Good

Just don't be a tithe-rat

[teal token]

Do we have green visor helmet?

[modern bobcat]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/246900/Viscera_Cleanup_Detail/

[acoustic pebble]

Pretty much how every mission looks

[brazen pelican]

No other class even comes close to the fun I've had on Scum.

[teal token]

Mop the Mobiens kek

[modern bobcat]

Ogryn with a pressure washer vs Beast of Nurgle

[teal token]

Yo water jet sniping?

I forgot that Ogryn used a box of grenades now if water then bucket of water!

[languid hazel]

Oh shit hai gaymers :3

[spark glade]

Hello

[languid hazel]

[delicate vapor]

So tired need two energy drink

[spark glade]

I listened to the OST and I am buying this game

[languid hazel]

Based

[languid hazel]

Low-key kinda feeling some Darktide right now and I think that’s why I rembered the server :3

[delicate vapor]

I only got on for the cadian helmet and left

Back to warframe I go

[brazen pelican]

Have three.

[languid hazel]

Is it free?

[delicate vapor]

Yea

[elder merlin]

[brazen pelican]

You drive a hard bargain. Four.

[elder merlin]

1400 aquilas, take it or leave it

[delicate vapor]

4 rockstar cans and 4000 platinum in warframe

[elder merlin]

Fuckin warframe lol

[delicate vapor]

Already have Dante and weapon

Just need to make him a little stronger

[elder merlin]

Dante?

[brazen pelican]

Still waiting for the burnout from last time die down before I can get into it again.

[elder merlin]

That a new frame?

[delicate vapor]

Before

[brazen pelican]

Like 2 years old at this point, I think.

[delicate vapor]

[elder merlin]

I need to get on and get around to getting Lavos Prime

[delicate vapor]

He’s good

[somber stream]

Store rotate in 4 hours?

[elder merlin]

I forget if Lavos has any deluxe skins

[brazen pelican]

Huge slash damage and crazy overshields.

[elder merlin]

Also fuck DE for taking away store coupons

[delicate vapor]

I may have spent a little on him

[timber elk]

shows up like a goober on a flying nimbus. Or a flying cloud as he shows up next to everyone else

<:3

[brazen pelican]

Are they different from the discounts you can get at login?

[delicate vapor]

Spent almost 2k plat on Dante

[elder merlin]

Dont those only work for buying plat?

[brazen pelican]

Nimbus is a cloud, you goober!

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, pretty much.

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

And that is why I’m flying on it. <:3

[elder merlin]

I used to use the coupons to buy deluxe skins lol

[delicate vapor]

[brazen pelican]

You can buy deluxe skins with plat, though?

[elder merlin]

Pretty much have deluxe skins for all my primes

[elder merlin]

Yeah, but i only spent like 40 bucks on warframe, never bought plat

[timber elk]

Oooooo! We are talking about warframe my-

I don’t know anything about warframe.

[acoustic pebble]

That's cuz we know how to PARTY!!!

[brazen pelican]

Not sure what they go for, in terms of plat.

[elder merlin]

Lamb

I dont know

[trim whale]

Is warframe worth it I haven't played since 2019

[timber elk]

I’ve tried really really hard with warframe. But destiny really burnt my soul when it comes to games like warframe

[elder merlin]

No

[trim whale]

But I was always so confused and just went back to destiny and division

Oh damn

[elder merlin]

[brazen pelican]

I was the opposite, tried Destiny, went back to Warframe.

[trim whale]

Can't blame you tbh

[teal token]

Do we have purple or like pink cosmetics?

[timber elk]

I’m like. A nuclear blast victim when it comes to warframe. I really enjoyed by time but the damage was already done by destiny.

[elder merlin]

I miss original destiny, fuck destiny 2

[brazen pelican]

In Darktide? Not that I know of.

Except Water Cartel Scum.

[delicate vapor]

Warframe the most snooze free game, went through 4 anime’s while playing it

[teal token]

The dark purple sets?

[elder merlin]

Those shit twitch drops

[timber elk]

I wouldn’t call it a snooze game

You just gotta be very very very patient

[teal token]

I have an Ogryn twitch ATM when can I get the rest?

[timber elk]

Which unfortunately destiny so much damage to me I couldn’t

[delicate vapor]

[brazen pelican]

I'll gift you some Deluxe skins if you want.

[teal token]

Rip me no Hive Scum dlc...

Will there be discounts?

[timber elk]

Yes the Orgyn named Paul?

[elder merlin]

[gilded socket]

I feel so sad every time i meet grandma lily

[acoustic pebble]

Soon™

[trim whale]

Why?

[elder merlin]

I dont even know if there are any i even want now

[brazen pelican]

Well, if you find out just let me know. ♥

[timber elk]

gifts the Orgyn a very big can of Dr Pepper

[trim whale]

DR PEPPER BABYYY ITS GOOD AND NICE

[delicate vapor]

Need to farm so much credits in warframe

[timber elk]

But yeah no I enjoy warframe but the damage was already done by destiny 2

[brazen pelican]

Index with a booster. :3

[delicate vapor]

Don’t have

[brazen pelican]

No booster?

[delicate vapor]

Ya

[timber elk]

Like i remember I bought a frame on warframe named….cyte-9?

[delicate vapor]

Need to login today to see if I get

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

He had like a really cool hat and a really cool sniper rifle

[delicate vapor]

Oh that one

[timber elk]

The sniper had like a bounce to enemies mechanic where if you headshot one guy it spreads to everyone else

[brazen pelican]

Oh that's pretty neat.

[timber elk]

Oh Wait! He came out durning the 1999 event!

That was when the last time I played

Oh and sun wukong is also in the game too

And he’s extremely OP

[gilded socket]

She’s a nightkin who’s mentally unstable and mentally ill

[timber elk]

Hell yeah! Lilly is awesome

“Grandmas got a present for you!”

[gilded socket]

I love her but it breaks my heart to hear her story

[timber elk]

I don’t take her as a companion because I don’t want her hurt

[gilded socket]

Same

[timber elk]

The only companion I know I can truly relay on is boon

[teal token]

Yippee

[trim whale]

Jesus I was so fucking distraught I thought you meant your actual grandma god forbid lol

[delicate vapor]

Sm2 PTS soon..

[trim whale]

I thought it was out already oh shit

[twin flower]

Techmarines are coming

bet everyones just gonna drip it out like an iron hands / iron warrior

[teal token]

When would there be red and green Mobien armour sets?

I want more drip pls

[somber stream]

Are you planning a power ranger party or something

[teal token]

Yesh?

[twin flower]

its the guard regiment under the rainbow warriors

i shit you not, theyre a thing

succesor chapter of the ultramarines iirc

[brazen pelican]

Rainbow Warriors? Sounds kinda gay, I approve.

[somber stream]

What's their color scheme?

Wait actually

[rare pulsar]

Ill take lily every tame

The onyl capable sneaking companion

[somber stream]

Blue!

[twin flower]

and get this

[teal token]

I manage to play with a team of veterans but didn't manage to ss but it was cool af, 4 guys with all different sets, yellow (chem dogs), me red (atoma gears), blue (nox alpha), green (cadian) all wearing helmets

[twin flower]

their home planet is called Prism

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

they got that rainbow thingy on their helmet last i checked

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Oh dang that's gay af

Happy bunch huh

[delicate vapor]

[teal token]

Walking happy karking gang of vets murdering heretics?

[somber stream]

#darktide-driptide message
My Yellow teletubbies

What was its name again? Dipshit?

Laa laa?

[cosmic burrow]

Steel legion

[twin flower]

name of what

oh

[teal token]

Pogger

[cosmic burrow]

Piss marines

[teal token]

Lamenter?

[somber stream]

teletubbies

the UK show for kids

[delicate vapor]

Lame enters

[twin dirge]

Getting my ass rocked in chivalry 2

[gilded socket]

Rough man

Or- ruff man

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

[twin dirge]

I once went on a 7 kill streak

[marsh iris]

did you get the airstrike from killstreak?

[knotty terrace]

kinky

[dire kayak]

should i try chivalry 2

[teal token]

COD style?

[marsh iris]

YES

Call Of Chivalry

[cosmic burrow]

COC

[knotty terrace]

would recommend it its a fun game

[twin dirge]

Is fun game, kinda hard to learn but very fun cuz meat pit

[dire kayak]

i love meat

[twin dirge]

Fulfills grunt fantasy pretty well ngl

[dire kayak]

and not the kind you eat

[marsh iris]

meat pit eh

bro also have grunt fantasy

[twin dirge]

64 people in a match tends to lead to a lot of bodies mashing together

[dire kayak]

mmm....,,,,,

i wish...,,,

[marsh iris]

gruntbros 🤜 🤛

[modest condor]

what you should is play the Nioh 3 demo and get into that grind

[teal token]

Do Fatshark make April Fools event?

[delicate vapor]

I thought I was going to heaven but realised it was an electric car

[knotty terrace]

you're mother bless the old hag's heart barren as a dry gulch but she keeps trying

[somber stream]

Grunt hoes lmao

[marsh iris]

grunting it

[somber stream]

Do you just grunt while sitting down after a long day of work?

[marsh iris]

always

[somber stream]

Like a reaaaallly long one

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[brazen pelican]

Garunting it.

[marsh iris]

nasally HHKK
quietly aahhhh

[dire kayak]

hm

[marsh iris]

yes goober

[obtuse oak]

good morning gamers

[modern bobcat]

Hank have you playtested the multiple new Arbites skins launching in 3 hours?

[gilded socket]

Tfym now gannon is leaving me alone

[knotty terrace]

are you trolling?

[gilded socket]

I JUST HELPED HIM WITH HIS OWN LIFE

[obtuse oak]

h-how did you know

[knotty terrace]

this has to be a troll comment

[cosmic burrow]

To the depths with you

[knotty terrace]

oh ok @modern bobcat is bull shitting

[obtuse oak]

[teal token]

New skins for arby?

Got any for the doggo?

[cosmic burrow]

Idk

Yes.no. mayber. All of the aboe

[marsh iris]

i know arbies got new skins, it doesnt surprise me

[dire kayak]

zelda

[shrewd mauve]

Anyone know how to fix rubber banding issues?

[modern bobcat]

Which region are you in?

[brazen pelican]

Hank!

Been a while, how ya been?

[modern bobcat]

If it's lag, go to the Mission Terminal and look at bottom right of screen (default press E on keyboard) and check which Matchmaking Server Location you're connected to

[gilded socket]

Fallout

[dire kayak]

zelout

[hidden geyser]

Hello kitty island adventure

[dire kayak]

haii

[hidden geyser]

Someone

Send me a ten dollar psn gift card

[modern bobcat]

You know the "traitor" from the Mourningstar Reject storyline is the servitor at the Commissary?

[hidden geyser]

And I’ll send pictures of the emperors feet

[brazen pelican]

That's what they get for lying about Tyranids on the Mourningstar.

[dire kayak]

wuh?

i thought we saw them multiple times though?

in a few cutscenes as we level up we see them multiple times

[modern bobcat]

If you go to the commissary "Atonement Unit MV" is the traitor who Rannick shoots

[dire kayak]

which reveals their heresy

[gilded socket]

Shhhh

[molten charm]

when i first saw that posted somewhere i thought the traitor was hallowette, because commissary and commodore's vestures both start with comm and sell clothes

[hidden geyser]

It’s not heresy to have an eldar on the hotline tho right

[dire kayak]

hdnndn

[hidden geyser]

Cuz I don’t

[hidden geyser]

No wait are they like

[modern bobcat]

Wyches are very heretical

[hidden geyser]

Elves? Of the 40k universe

Yo hold on I just had a revelation

YO

[dire kayak]

uhm

i dont

know how to answer that

[hidden geyser]

I didn’t mean to mention you, your name had hotline

I didn’t notice that

Anyways just got the game dark tide

Yall ever heard of it?

[gilded socket]

Stipud

[twin flower]

people play darktide here?

[gilded socket]

Apparently

[quaint moss]

second game of balatro, ante 15/8

[dire kayak]

stimm

sou

ktn

[somber stream]

2 hours

[dire kayak]

a

[tender horizon]

When the havoc modifiers are tolerable.

[dire kayak]

a lot

too much

too little

[tender horizon]

I play a god awful amount of chiv 2 rn tbh

[somber stream]

Gotta grind that Helldivers medal

[tender horizon]

Is helldivers 22gbs without opting into a beta yet?

[somber stream]

Yes

[tender horizon]

I suppose I'm ready to be disappointed by its gameplay again for a bit.

[twin flower]

went back to sm2 for abit

and armored core 6

[tender horizon]

Good game

[dire kayak]

sm2 is peak

[tender horizon]

Wish it had more tho

[twin flower]

Very good game

[dire kayak]

it's not that bad

[twin flower]

Real..

[somber stream]

My core is so armoured right now

[twin flower]

armouring my core

[tender horizon]

I find it exceptionally boring.

Doesn't challenge me.

[dire kayak]

maybe it's not a game for you

i don't know

[tender horizon]

It was at some point.

[twin flower]

sm2? or helldivers

[tender horizon]

Hd2, I kinda really dislike sm2

[somber stream]

Space Divers

[dire kayak]

i find it fun

find both fun

[tender horizon]

I never found sm2 fun tbh

Parry, gunstrike, parry, gunstrike, preboss multi melta mag dump, parry, gunstrike

[dire kayak]

i like the stratagems

in sm2

they're very hard

[marsh iris]

ceramite is pretty hard

[twin flower]

how hard

[somber stream]

You know what else is hard?

[twin flower]

wat

[marsh iris]

blackstone fortress

see how cadia crumbled

"That's the way the cookie crumbles"
-Abaddon the despoiler

[gilded socket]

Stupid

[dire kayak]

yes

[shrewd mauve]

Gotvha

[somber stream]

I will implode if it's not the Cadian set today

[molten charm]

is that a setup for some kind of insensitive joke

[faint isle]

How do i know if barrel blows up or just causes AOE firering?

[astral basin]

Aaa

[stark bobcat]

Color

Yellow explosion, red is fire

[faint isle]

Ok thanks

[stark bobcat]

Don't forget both do the knockback so careful

[gilded socket]

No

[marsh iris]

1500 hours still cant discern what type of barrels are, maybe due to slight colorblindness

[acoustic pebble]

"If I can't have it, noone can!!"
-Also Abaddon

[maiden raft]

was the store supposed to update today because it looks like nothings changed?

[inland mantle]

give it like 3hrs

[acoustic pebble]

Might be in a couple hours. Still Wednesday for me

They release on MY time

[delicate vapor]

hmmm

i was going to do something but cant quite remember...

[jaunty path]

ADHD strikes again I see.

[delicate vapor]

[quaint moss]

im finally making a vet

[jaunty path]

Retrace ur footsteps

[quaint moss]

this could only go bad

[delicate vapor]

oh right slopframe then rivals

[little marten]

Boob

[delicate vapor]

[quaint moss]

also i made him Bruce Wayne

[jaunty path]

You'll be alright.

[quaint moss]

add an s and im in

[brazen pelican]

You tit!

[quaint moss]

i will not

i refuse

[somber stream]

🕺

[graceful hamlet]

Embrace funny recon las with practically infinite ammo. Melee is for nerds

[teal token]

Is the update there yet?

[somber stream]

About an hour from now

[teal token]

Where can I get the news for the update?

I'm not good at looking on Fatshark forum lol

[gilded socket]

Hough

[somber stream]

I'm not aware of any other update than the store rotation

[marsh iris]

sharks afraid of rotation

[somber stream]

FS isn't exactly straight forward with their update news, and even when they do, it gets delayed lol

[teal token]

https://klipy.com/gifs/get-rotated-get-rotated-idiot

Like this?

Rip gif cannot too why...

[marsh iris]

thats why its only done once in two week

[twin dirge]

Hoingy doingy

[modern bobcat]

They patched yest

[teal token]

So this is the 2nd week?

[modern bobcat]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/patch-1-10-4-patch-notes/118146

[marsh iris]

yes

in an hour+ i think

[brazen pelican]

One of my favorite gifs, you made me laugh. ♥

[teal token]

Daily reset for me is at 8am and like every 2 weeks on 5pm the cosmetics rotate?

[somber stream]

For today i mean

[teal token]

Old but still gold

[modern bobcat]

?

[somber stream]

yes

TODAY

[marsh iris]

what if the helmet gets the scion set treatment

[somber stream]

No neck cover you mean?

[teal token]

Oh no..

[marsh iris]

the body and pants

[queen fox]

any predictions for store update tomorrow

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Ah no, there will be a heavy Flak vest and pants

[modern bobcat]

You know what they're adding as cosmetics to celebrate Cadia? Nothing. Cos Cadia doesn't exist.

[marsh iris]

i mean like datamined but never released ever

[somber stream]

Yes, that

[teal token]

Why do we get rip off scion... gib us fancy one pls

[somber stream]

It reappeared in the recent datamine, likely comes as a set

[marsh iris]

it will always be croptop scion to me

[rancid pagoda]

Why don't we get more armors that look...cooler than what we have.

[teal token]

Might as well just waring underpants and a singlet with Scion helmet?

[marsh iris]

beach episode scion

[somber stream]

Poggers

[rancid pagoda]

Honestly imo its gonna be stuff people have either been wanting for weeks or don't want at all

[rare pulsar]

Fatfish gib inquisition sets now.

[teal token]

Insert loyal to the core poster from AdRick

[rare pulsar]

I dont want the rest of ur slop

[rancid pagoda]

Obese oceanic organism

[modern bobcat]

They should really add new sets

[rancid pagoda]

Is that a fucking ES3 morrowind model?

[somber stream]

How about a 4th Steel Legion set

[rancid pagoda]

They won't because they don't want money.

[marsh iris]

krieg re-re-re-re-release, boom

[rare pulsar]

Legit all i wamt is for them to add back those goddamn inquisition sets with the sick hats.

[teal token]

I beg your pardon wat??

[rancid pagoda]

Maybe this time it'll be accurate?

[teal token]

How many legion are there???

[rare pulsar]

37

[somber stream]

There are 3 separate Steel Legion cosmetic set existing in Darktide

[shy sandal]

What is it, like 1 hour for the shop to reset?

[marsh iris]

theres black legion

[teal token]

Ghawleee

[rare pulsar]

I have no clue i just typed in a random number.

[somber stream]

One hour

[teal token]

Ok this blew my mind now I know like 2 different Krieg before but this is new wtfatshark

[marsh iris]

idk, not a fan anyway

[shy sandal]

One of them was released early in launch and i don't thinj i have ever seen inrotation again.

It's similar to Morrow's uniform

[somber stream]

4th set please

[somber stream]

It came back twice since launch

My least favourite

[rare pulsar]

Its so bleak

[rare pulsar]

Fatfish is legit ragebaiting with these cosmetic rotations.

[teal token]

Would be a chance for more Krieg sets?

[rare pulsar]

God no

[teal token]

We have blue and grey so can we have yellow and brown?

[rare pulsar]

Why

[rancid pagoda]

NO

What the

Shoot this bitch now

[teal token]

Because Krieging is fun?

[quaint moss]

huh

[acoustic pebble]

I see you

[somber stream]

A green Krieg sounds nice

[rancid pagoda]

What kinda fucking heresy are you suggesting!

[quaint moss]

what happen

[marsh iris]

yellow kriegs already have

[acoustic pebble]

ARMAGEDDON STEEL LEGION!!!!

For Daddy Morrow

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

I want Morrow's drip

[shy sandal]

Unpopular opinion, i am actually happy we'll have a dedicated Cadian set

[rancid pagoda]

We're cosmetic minging because obese megalodon is bad at cosmetics.

[rare pulsar]

I want lobotomy now

NOW

[quaint moss]

i was just on the uprising for my vet, and a fucking twin spawned ?_?

[grave lance]

I love the psyker darts

[teal token]

Morrow with hair when?

[quaint moss]

killed em

[acoustic pebble]

Honestly, I want to see more Hive Scum drip too. Like Tertium drip, not the bullshit Necromunda makes

[somber stream]

Nah he's peak perfection

Let's strip him naked

[quaint moss]

hes big boned

[rancid pagoda]

Won't happen

[acoustic pebble]

Never. Bald head is amazing

[acoustic pebble]

It must

[marsh iris]

morrows hair for cosmetic is like arby open visor cosmetic

[shy sandal]

If GW greenlits anything, maybe 😭

[rancid pagoda]

It can't

They won't because GW sucks

[teal token]

Imagine he went full shaving and polish bald?

[rancid pagoda]

They don't want us having cool stuff

[teal token]

Even light can bounce off

[round mica]

i wanna frick

[quaint moss]

:> i miss my friends

[rancid pagoda]

Fully bald morrow is like an angel losing its wings. It looks horrid.

[acoustic pebble]

I remember somewhere saying that it MAY happen because Hive Scum is so free to make. They don't have to be bound by uniformity like Arbites

[rancid pagoda]

I wanwan fuf

[somber stream]

Fuck

[marsh iris]

morrow was a hive scum before being a guardsman i think, he got the stub pistol in the holster

[somber stream]

Just say fuck

[acoustic pebble]

I'll already follow that man into a Khornate horde, I don't need more convincing

[somber stream]

Nobody is preventing you from saying fuck

[round mica]

no

[rancid pagoda]

Even then the argument falls because arbites have cosmetics that could come in to DT but they just don't want to do it.

[marsh iris]

hey watch your mouth

[lethal solstice]

99% of people lived in a hive before service

[rancid pagoda]

Fuck you

[lethal solstice]

Thats how the setting works

[acoustic pebble]

Need more spiky pauldrons, bare chests, and loincloths

[teal token]

Lmao

[somber stream]

How about

[rancid pagoda]

I want naked ogryn clothing

[somber stream]

Paper armour, literally

[rancid pagoda]

I want a nude ogryn

[round mica]

ogryn penis cosmetics

[rancid pagoda]

Swinging dick and balls and all

[marsh iris]

papyrus armor

[rancid pagoda]

Let me slap heretics with my ogrynschlong

[acoustic pebble]

Can't have Ogryn dongs be added. They can't implement a cosmetic AND a melee weapon at the same time

[rancid pagoda]

Lmaoooooooo

[round mica]

let me use ogryn dong as my melee

[teal token]

Sister of battlle when FatShark

[somber stream]

Write "If u hit me ur gay" for 100% physical damage reduction

[marsh iris]

[rancid pagoda]

Lemme squirt on the enemies with my magnum ogrenis

[teal token]

Silk clothes counts?

[acoustic pebble]

We have Sister of battle at home
Shows Female Zealot

[rancid pagoda]

You are really pushing it lmao

[marsh iris]

latex

[rancid pagoda]

Oh

[acoustic pebble]

Fishnet clothing when??

[rancid pagoda]

Rubs my fat latex belly

[marsh iris]

squeak

[quaint moss]

actually, the shork has a point

[teal token]

Isn't Arby have one? The head wear aren't those latex?

[acoustic pebble]

DIE SKAVEN

[rancid pagoda]

Probably not

[teal token]

My mind is thinking why so flat kek

[rancid pagoda]

Its more leather

[marsh iris]

latex bro 😭

[rancid pagoda]

Its a leather gimp mask

[acoustic pebble]

Insert sweating Veterans

[teal token]

Morale would be very high if sisters are there

[rancid pagoda]

Insert sweating orgynussy

[rancid pagoda]

They'd have to do a lot to actually make them unique

Because they are very similar to vets

[quaint moss]

mayhaps

[rancid pagoda]

Its leather

Its not latex

Latex is smooth and shiny

[quaint moss]

.............. .-.

[rancid pagoda]

And very...mobile

[teal token]

With more sisters of battle in the squad the higher the miracle sound awsome

[quaint moss]

all we need is oil

gotcha

time to hunt a whale

[rancid pagoda]

That doesnt work on leather

[brazen pelican]

WE'RE WHALERS ON THE MOON!

[quaint moss]

NUH UH

[rancid pagoda]

Oil on leather kinda does nothing

Drunken Whaler

[thick fog]

I think you all deserve to be lobotomised

[rancid pagoda]

Dishonored

[molten matrix]

Real!

[teal token]

Shining leather? Where?

[rancid pagoda]

I think you should be put in the Khaby lame mechanism

[quaint moss]

WE CARRY A HARPOON

[dull geode]

Hey guys can you all stop being creepy freaks so all early in the morning

[teal token]

It's 4pm here

Coffee?

[marsh iris]

[quaint moss]

BUT THERE AINT NO WHALES, SO WE TELL TALL TALE AND SINGING OUR WHALING TUNE

[brazen pelican]

Oh, cultured one! ♥

[quaint moss]

its now 3 am, shit i spent 3 hours gambling

my second run of balatro lasted 2 hours

[brazen pelican]

You should keep going.

You need more.

[quaint moss]

i got to ante 15/8

[dull geode]

[quaint moss]

but sah, it was for the empah

[dull geode]

[brazen pelican]

Listen to the Lady of Unbridled Authority.

[spark glade]

Im trying to open the game for the first time but nothing is happening

[quaint moss]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-tigger-gif-2587323430035725369

[somber stream]

Did Hank ditched us and ask Dilara to take over

[brazen pelican]

Good thing there are no witches and heretics in here!

[somber stream]

Oh, toats

[brazen pelican]

Definitely no xenos, either.

[rancid pagoda]

It takes a bit, its not fully optimized

[sweet wraith]

imagine being a soldier of the once-celebrated moebian 6th, having survived a brutal campaign on nox alpha before turning traitor and hunting down countless loyalists upon returning to atoma, only to get knocked over by a nude ogryn's swinging bits and die unceremoniously by cracking your head open on a spiky metal fence and bleeding out

[rancid pagoda]

Give it a bit and check your specs and the system requirements.

[wind wing]

I would NEVER be heretic...

[jaunty path]

Heretics are proper servitor material

actually nvm

havoc players are servitor material

I hate these monkeys.

[teal token]

Is the update there yet?

[somber stream]

AreWeThereYet.gif

[quaint moss]

it was really fun

[marsh iris]

servitor is the animated version of hanging from the tree outside the town or head on a pike

show people why this guy sucks

[teal token]

Havoc with rotten armor = holiday

[rain idol]

An update? With fatshark? No way!

[teal token]

Lol I'm pretty new to Darktide so I dunno much XD

[quaint moss]

update when

SHREDDER WHERE

[teal token]

Today but 2 hours?

[sweet wraith]

"Hey magos do that thing where you prod that servitorized heretic's exposed brain to force him to do that stupid dance again "

[somber stream]

About 40 minutes i think

[teal token]

Rip so I need to wait until 5pm...

[quaint moss]

Dance till your dead

[marsh iris]

i'd see servitor wiggle like a fish

[sweet wraith]

[teal token]

Dancin

[marsh iris]

caramel dansen

[obtuse oak]

lollll bf6 has a vram leak

shit was eating up 16gb of vram after 1 match

[teal token]

vram leak?

Lmaoo

[shy sandal]

Never joining another game related server again

[obtuse oak]

yeah like a memory leak but for your gpu's memory

[sweet wraith]

I'd expect nothing less from a triple A game

[zenith glade]

Freakz

[teal token]

I see and my game just crash out and in a lot gg

[obtuse oak]

crazy. i just upgraded my pc and it's still not enough 😭 how much more money do these AAA devs want me to spend

[marsh iris]

triple A is the sound you make from frustration

[zenith glade]

I uninstalled bf6

I hated it

[grave lance]

On god psyker is so much fun with the dart thing

[zenith glade]

LMFAO

[modern bobcat]

I went to play one Havoc match and apparently chat degenerated massively in 35 minutes lmao

[shy sandal]

Character development

[obtuse oak]

i think bf6 is pretty fun but it hasn't hooked me as religiously as bf3 did back in the day. i've played for 90 hours or so since release. i keep coming back for a spell every few weeks but it's not magical

[teal token]

Vodoo?

[zenith glade]

Snipers riined that fucking game

[somber stream]

I'm still coping for Portal mode

[zenith glade]

I cant play it

Tiny ass maps w insta kill snipers

[somber stream]

Any day now

[zenith glade]

Game has no functioning suppression system

[feral vessel]

good morning atoma

[teal token]

Blessings?

[zenith glade]

And they said they may remove it cuz they cant get it to work

[acoustic pebble]

If a Sister of Battle arrives, the Hive Scum ladies will get angry
They called dibs on the Professional Male Veteran

[shy sandal]

I think not even their dev setups run their games optimally, a lot of it is rushed

[teal token]

Yoooo cat fight??

[zenith glade]

They dont want dispersion either cuz streamer chudlings dont like it

[obtuse oak]

huh. i almost never get killed by snipers

[rain idol]

I get the same vibe, nothing crazy not playing it like I did back with Battlefield one in 2018 but still good fun nonetheless

[acoustic pebble]

The Hive Scum ladies are already catfighting. The Arbites are still trying to break it up

[feral vessel]

Why the fuck were people talking about leather again?

[arctic shoal]

[acoustic pebble]

The Female Maul is taking the Male Bounty Hunter in for... re-education

[marsh iris]

niiiiice

[acoustic pebble]

Don't be sad. Cosmetic patchie soon

[teal token]

Imagine every class ladies fight for vet then came bigh lady ogryn

[feral vessel]

There will be no straight ships.

Male Maul X Male Professional.

[acoustic pebble]

That was the mandated edict

[feral vessel]

take it or leave it

[sweet wraith]

the sisters will all be drawn to the effortless rizz of the male judge zealot

[acoustic pebble]

Male Maul x Male Loose Cannon

[worn quail]

2000 hours achieved

I have a life

[acoustic pebble]

Male Professional Vet is just running for his life at this point

[worn quail]

Bro I've noticed

Male Judge? Male Authoritarian? They flirt

HARD

[shy sandal]

I got kind of uncomfortable cause my friend plays girl savant psyker, and when i play male anarchist scum he keeps hitting on her

[teal token]

Mine only 500 hours in 2 months is it good?

[acoustic pebble]

Funnily enough, even the Female Authoritarian and Male Professional flirt

My man got that 'I'm too tired for this shit' rizz

[worn quail]

A: How do you achieve your patience and willpower?
J: Through mortification of the flesh and prayer
A: Most gratifying, perhaps you could show me sometime!

Bro

Did you just ask the J to whip you

[sweet wraith]

Auth is just clueless

[obtuse oak]

Abdirak scene from BG3 plays

[worn quail]

Or them wanting to read the Lex together

[brazen pelican]

That or asking to watch.

[quaint moss]

are they shipping?

[delicate vapor]

what watchiong

[worn quail]

Literally they wanna read the lex imperialis together

[shy sandal]

Auth is the boyscout of the judges

[acoustic pebble]

Also meanwhile: Female Loose Cannon is confused why the Male Professional is getting more attention from the Hive Scum

[dire kayak]

mraow

[worn quail]

Imagine both of them reading the same book

[sweet wraith]

Male maul treats the bully ogryn like his son and I find that funny

[worn quail]

Its so gay

They're so gay

I love them

[teal token]

The funniest karking thing is that when I creating my vet I don't know how I manage to create Wolfer without scars professional vet kek and yeah trying to suck it up to commissar huh lmao

[worn quail]

[delicate vapor]

[acoustic pebble]

You're working too much. My Male Professional can't relax for a damn minute

[quaint moss]

maul? is which one

[teal token]

Miaw?

[brazen pelican]

Wut?

[elder merlin]

Thanks

[delicate vapor]

fried chicken rock

[acoustic pebble]

"MAY I SHINE YOUR BOOTS WITH MY TONGUE?!"
-Female Loose Cannon mocking Male Professional

[teal token]

Who is male maul?

[quaint moss]

I LOVE DR PEPPER

[elder merlin]

Will do

[nocturne bloom]

Battlefield 6 has had a known vram leak that occurs after the first game you play since like 2 updates ago

[grave lance]

How do i get Aquilas without spending money

[dire kayak]

mrrrp

[shy sandal]

Vocal fry arbites

[acoustic pebble]

I play Male Professional and the Hive Scum ladies won't leave him alone

PLEASE

make them cease

[marsh iris]

like white girls?

[teal token]

Psspssssppssspspspsss

[sweet wraith]

Wait for an event that awards them

[delicate vapor]

foolish felines

[elder merlin]

I still got plat anyway though too, @brazen pelican

[quaint moss]

Arby

[dire kayak]

purr

[quaint moss]

yummer

[teal token]

Never try Arby before and I play during Hive Scum update iirc so very clueless

[sweet wraith]

Maul is the perpetually angry batman guy

[marsh iris]

maul is mega nerd

[brazen pelican]

So I play a female Hive Scum. :3

[shy sandal]

Idk why, but the new servers i end up joining always end up either dead or the people there hate any newcomers. It's a bit tiring

[acoustic pebble]

...Fucking runs

[somber stream]

30 minutes

[brazen pelican]

Aight, I just have more than I know what to do with. :3

[acoustic pebble]

My man saw Dredd ONCE and decided to make it his whole personality

[teal token]

Should I try playing other profession for each class?

[shy sandal]

Maul is the one who speaks in the trailer for the class

[brazen pelican]

Legally changed his name to either his first name to Karl or his last name to Urban.

[acoustic pebble]

Or Sylvester for first and Stallone for last

[teal token]

So his nick named maul?

[marsh iris]

Karl Urban vs Karl Remote

[shy sandal]

Male professional is either sexually harassed or bullied. Poor bastard 😭

[inland mantle]

[quaint moss]

:3

[acoustic pebble]

He got the effortless rizz
Like he makes NO effort at all

[quaint moss]

batman

[teal token]

Sexual harassment during mission is inevitableh 😭

Or was it horny harrasment?

[brazen pelican]

Never from an Ogryn, Chad class.

[marsh iris]

male loose cannon not even trying to impress, other rejects "you suck balls"

[acoustic pebble]

Female Bounty Hunter: "Think you can give me some cover fire in the next fight?"

Male Professional: "Sure, whatever."

Female Bounty Hunter: "Appreciated. Thanks handsome~"

Male Professional: "Yeah, don't mention- wait WHAT?!"

[teal token]

Bigh man know best

[shy sandal]

I think the only personalities that don't get hit on are the Ogryns, Loner and Cutthroat

[brazen pelican]

A gentleman among jesters.

[shy sandal]

Oh, and seer cause they are crazy

[acoustic pebble]

Loner already have their beloved

Shut it Tithe-rat!

[marsh iris]

man the tension

[arctic escarp]

the juxtaposition between the most John McGuardsman character of the party

with the criminal dregs of society

[brazen pelican]

Female Loner is my beloved.

[acoustic pebble]

Word has it they went missing immediately after getting back on the Mourningstar

[quaint moss]

ight peace, ima go back to tiding it

[shy sandal]

Does anyone else have that experience...

Like, the server is dead silent and then you try to say hi just for some random person to act rude and say "Who the fuck are you? shut up"

[brazen pelican]

So my Scum is actually also Bounty Hunter.

[teal token]

If there is 4 hive scums girls in the squad would they be chatting about how to kidnap vet?

[inland mantle]

[acoustic pebble]

"Oh throne...."

[teal token]

RIp vets

[arctic escarp]

oh no ms. kidnappers dont hurt me

[acoustic pebble]

Don't have the Female Loose Cannon in the group or she'll get all Tsundere mode

[teal token]

Getting buffed but still getting harassed gg 😭

[brazen pelican]

My Scum would kill the other three, because she has very clearly stated she doesn't like competition.

[acoustic pebble]

Also Female Outlaw flirts with Male Professional the most

[sweet wraith]

Online communities tend to get suspicious and defensive when spambots are crawling all over the place

[brazen pelican]

Only if they are a grayname.

[acoustic pebble]

Female Outlaw: "I like a big strong man who knows his way around a bit of chaos" and "Maybe I don't want anything to happen to you, ever think of that?"

[feral vessel]

@brazen pelican HI SLAANESHI

[shy sandal]

I get that, but i feel they act hostile for literally no reason, even when you try to stay on topic.

[acoustic pebble]

Also your stimms are ready. Same drop spot.

[brazen pelican]

Oh fuck the hell yes!

[elder merlin]

Lol how much do you have?

[brazen pelican]

About 12k.

[quaint moss]

god save me

[acoustic pebble]

Also I have my scummers venturing a NEW business model

[quaint moss]

its malice players

[teal token]

So aside from professional vet how about the other 2 profession? I only remember pro and cut throat

[elder merlin]

Fuckin hell's bells

Lol

[acoustic pebble]

They're making black market Socks and Shirts for YouTubers to sell

[brazen pelican]

I only hoard it so I can give it away.

[quaint moss]

[acoustic pebble]

Cutthroat and Loose Cannon.
Female Loose Cannon is bi, but only straight for Male Professional

[acoustic pebble]

It's remarkably successful

[teal token]

Does girl hive scum attracted to cutthroat and loose cannon vet?

[quaint moss]

MR BEAST

[brazen pelican]

MR BEAST OF NURGLE*.

[teal token]

Stinky

But blue?

[brazen pelican]

Nah, that's Asmongold.

[feral vessel]

I would also like to point out that the single-sided thing between the Seer and Cut-throat is funny.

[teal token]

Lmao

[dawn prism]

Female Loose Cannon is loose in more ways than one

[feral vessel]

Herald of Nurgle, Asmonius Gold.

[acoustic pebble]

Female Anarchist does tease the Male Cutthroat a bit.

Female Outlaw tried to make conversation with Male Loose Cannon, but he only mentioned losing fingers when he has the wrong gun

[shy sandal]

Like, i tried talking in the For Honor server and the first thing that happened was a moderator started getting hostile with me for talking about Lu Bu.

Right after some random shmuck starts saying my region has no good players, and when i ask quem a question they use the r slur 😭

[teal token]

Bigh roach boss when?

[teal token]

Crazy woman?

[marsh iris]

M Loser Cannon 😩 like me frfr

[acoustic pebble]

Loser cannon?

[feral vessel]

is there any psyker on blunt flirting

[brazen pelican]

Some Discord servers are just shit with power tripping mods.

[acoustic pebble]

Or Looser Cannon?

[marsh iris]

slacking

[elder merlin]

Well shit, if you're feeling generous, you wanna get me a Lavos, Sevagoth and Xeku prime? Lol also do you happen to have a spare Wukong Prime bp? I have all the pieces for Wukong, but no bp

[brazen pelican]

I can probably arrange that. :3

[teal token]

Gg that is so rigged man like damn every girls like her man be professional but the men's choice is either crazy good or crazy bad girls 😭

[shy sandal]

Male anarchist flitrs with female savant often

[elder merlin]

Lol damn, thank you. Those are the only 3 new primes im interested in gettin

[quaint moss]

wow vet is like, hella easy

so far

[feral vessel]

Ive also noticed that most of the female personalities like the male authoritarian.

[quaint moss]

fixed bayonets is peak

[feral vessel]

Despite his lack of social skills.

[acoustic pebble]

Male Bounty Hunter: "You're looking relaxed"

Male Loose Cannon: "Me lax is the first thing anyone notices about me"

Male Bounty Hunter: "Weren't a compliment, relaxed means you're sloppy!"

Male Loose Cannon: "Yeah, sloppiness is the second thing anyone notices"

[elder merlin]

If you can fire a gun, you can play vet

[feral vessel]

Fire a gun, swing a sword, rinse and repeat.

[acoustic pebble]

Last time a Male Cutthroat said anything to the Hive Scum were:

"Watch. Learn. Then shoot yourself!"

[elder merlin]

I love that one lol

[knotty terrace]

WELL HOW LONG till the shop updates?

[shy sandal]

Male Auth and Professional are like those characters with "dumb fuck" rizz

[teal token]

Fahhh sound effects

[acoustic pebble]

Imma post something on #darktide-pics-vids

[quaint moss]

🥲 i hadnt played in like a year and forgot about how simple it was

wizz wittaly

[acoustic pebble]

Watch video or I send HIT MEN!!!

[teal token]

So female professional vet no one pick her up?

[feral vessel]

both of them are just too compliant to their employers

[sweet wraith]

Male Judge

[acoustic pebble]

Haven't heard much from her honestly. Though she does get along well with Male Outlaw

[feral vessel]

I mean, Authoritarian, Cutthroat and Professional may aswell be the definition of bootlicking.

[acoustic pebble]

Male Outlaw tried recruiting her to the Conclave

[feral vessel]

hi missy

[teal token]

Power move?

[shy sandal]

Cutthroat is NOT a boot licker.

He is definitely the type to curse at a commissar after given orders

[jaunty path]

I beat havoc 40

:D

[teal token]

Get shots at the heart afterwords?

[jaunty path]

again

[acoustic pebble]

May work. Male Bounty Hunter used to be an Enforcer I think

[teal token]

Arby?

[acoustic pebble]

He tried to entice an Arbite into Bounty Hunting

[feral vessel]

You told me.

[feral vessel]

A

[acoustic pebble]

Might be the Fatalist

[teal token]

Damn......

[feral vessel]

Cutthroat literally yaps about respecting the line of command on multiple occasions

[teal token]

A chance is a chance?

[feral vessel]

Cutthroat is also one of the few people Ive heard that defends Rannick (though loosely)

[acoustic pebble]

Fatalist was not on board the Bounty Hunting bit, but he does like "Selective judgement"

[jaunty path]

i rlly wanna get my havoc rank up mannn

I wanna play 30s more

[feral vessel]

hey you can take my havoc 8 ass into havoc 40

im sure ill fare

[jaunty path]

You will die in the first 20 seconds

guranteed.

[arctic shoal]

[shy sandal]

He respects authority, but definitely does not kiss up or try to appease to it like professional does

[jaunty path]

If you can't maintain atleast a full bar a third of the way into the mission it might be a tiny issue

[acoustic pebble]

Do you play Male Professional Veteran?

[feral vessel]

i like the pain
:giggle

[jaunty path]

I like m auth

[teal token]

I do and very 1st character lol

[acoustic pebble]

WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THUMB FACING DOWN?!?

[jaunty path]

He seems like the kind trying to keep a good attitude inspite of it all

[feral vessel]

I guess thats an opinion.

[jaunty path]

Arbitrator personality is hard to grasp because they all seem the same

[sweet wraith]

Male auth talks like a cartoon superhero

[jaunty path]

but they have like...distrinction to each that make tem unique

[acoustic pebble]

DO NOT GIVE ME PREGNANT MAN OR I WILL GIVE YOU PERMANENT CYCOSIS!!

[amber delta]

authoritarian arby is a sweetheart idc the other 2

[teal token]

Because they read the same lex and study at the same progenium?

[acoustic pebble]

IS HE GIVING BIRTH TO A FUCKING OGRYN?!?

[jaunty path]

they interpret the lex differently

[quaint moss]

also i think you can only get it if you select cadian

[acoustic pebble]

YOU ASSHOLES!!!!!

[shy sandal]

Professional, Loose Cannon and Cutthroat are just different approaches to dealing with trauma.

Denial, Barganing, Reclusion

[teal token]

Any delulu?

[feral vessel]

deviantart shit

[jaunty path]

Thats death

like

[amber delta]

Loose Cannon does not have trauma, he's the one causing trauma

[jaunty path]

post

[acoustic pebble]

An area not even Chaos will touch

[feral vessel]

deviantart is the domain of Slaanesh the fuck you on about

[acoustic pebble]

Either death or more trauma than Cadia

[jaunty path]

Dude I think everyone in the guard has trauma

[feral vessel]

emperors children goon to that shit what you on about

[sweet wraith]

curse of nurgle 🫃

[amber delta]

no my Loose Cannon is a sweet baby

[acoustic pebble]

I seen Slaanesh daemons tell them to calm down

[jaunty path]

im pretty sure loose cannon dealt with orks and like

yeah.

[acoustic pebble]

Eldar too I believe

[grave lance]

Why i cant find a single player

[jaunty path]

in havoc?

[amber delta]

yeah the orks is who he got his impeccable sense of humour from

[jaunty path]

in NA its kinda late

[acoustic pebble]

It is a Multiplayer gaem

[shy sandal]

Loose Cannon reminds me a lot of Kruber.

He just deals with it by mocking and laughing at how absurd his situation is

[teal token]

Where ya from lad?

[jaunty path]

It'sall you can truly do

[acoustic pebble]

Don't give him drinks. He'll become a Killjoy in no time

[feral vessel]

loose cannon has a big fucking mouth and an even bigger list of things theyve supposedly seen

Including:
-exterminatus
-orks
-eldar
-chaos space marines, allegedly
-was at one point a significant person in a hive gang
-fought against genestealers
-probably more that i missed

[acoustic pebble]

He also knew a Kroot

And Jokaero

[feral vessel]

Where are those mentioned?

[shy sandal]

Pretty sure he stole most of these stories from other veterans

[teal token]

No SM?

[sweet wraith]

loose cannon stays afloat on sheer dumb luck and fuck-it-we-ball energy

[feral vessel]

copious amounts of alcohol

[acoustic pebble]

He was calling someone a Kroot I believe

The Jokaero bit was just to piss off the Maul

[feral vessel]

mightve just faced off against kroot mercs at some point

[acoustic pebble]

Would bet on it