general-chat

[timber elk]

Your acting like you haven’t seen that scene

[indigo portal]

i steam going down or something? lol i cant log in

[arctic escarp]

because I have not

[timber elk]

Surprising

[gloomy tartan]

It’s on they official dc YouTube

[arctic escarp]

its the regular old steam maintenace day

[jaunty path]

Oh yeah right

[gloomy tartan]

Steam got hit with some Mountain Dew from a attic goblin

Give er a minute and old Bessie will wake up

[arctic escarp]

are yall referring to suicide squad film?

2016?

[gloomy tartan]

No

[timber elk]

No

[knotty terrace]

Hello chat

[jaunty path]

Are we still talking about black adam cuz I have something I wanna complain about a lil

[timber elk]

Hello

[gloomy tartan]

Dc animated films

[timber elk]

No

[jaunty path]

fuck

[quaint moss]

SQUID GAMES

[gloomy tartan]

Known as dcau

[timber elk]

I don’t wanna hear it missus

[ripe tangle]

I went to McDonalds today

[gloomy tartan]

Missus you can just complain

[ripe tangle]

will I regret it?

[timber elk]

Cool

[ripe tangle]

probably

[inland mantle]

Yes

[timber elk]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

What did you order

[knotty terrace]

Now time for you’re daily rage bait

[quaint moss]

wait huh

[jaunty path]

Yes you do you WANT to hear me bitch moan and complain about pressing issues YES YOU DO

[ripe tangle]

Quarter Pounder with Cheese

[gloomy tartan]

I mean that’s just a burger that’s fine

[jaunty path]

Pulp Fiction reference

Also

[indigo portal]

oh, i guess thats a thing on tuesdays? i havent noticed consistant downtime tuesday evenings tho lol

[timber elk]

suplexes her into washing machine

[jaunty path]

Lucia you are not one I expect to eat at mcdonalds of all places

[ripe tangle]

it’s literally just a burger that’s kinda biggish

[gloomy tartan]

I thought you were going to order like ice cream and burgers and fries and a soda and a sandwich or something

[knotty terrace]

Ogryn are indeed the strongest class and @jaunty path is actually a guy

[ripe tangle]

I normally dont

[gloomy tartan]

You shouldnt get sick from just a burger

👍🏼

[inland mantle]

Checks out

[timber elk]

It says she and her in her name

[jaunty path]

no

[gloomy tartan]

I expected some crazy order that would cause toilet issues like a Taco Bell spicy etc

[arctic escarp]

@timber elk I just watched it

[elder merlin]

[arctic escarp]

what was that

[gloomy tartan]

You watched it really?

Which

[timber elk]

A dude on the team really wanting Harley really really really bad

[elder merlin]

A bigtop burger?

[arctic escarp]

uuuh harley fartin

[jaunty path]

Did you eat it with your hands or? I imagine you can eat it since mcdonalds food isn't exactly greasy its just Not Good for You™

[timber elk]

Same thing

[knotty terrace]

Now that is you’re daily rage bait good day

[whole glade]

i want tech marine :[

[elder merlin]

Dont forget the killing joke, where the writers have batgirl and batman fuck for some reason

[gloomy tartan]

I would fuck with a bigtop burger irl

[arctic escarp]

I hate ragebaiters

[timber elk]

WHY DID YOU REMIND US

[gloomy tartan]

Look they have wanted Batman and batgirl to fuck for forever

[timber elk]

FUCK YOU PAUL

[jaunty path]

Do yall remember the harley quin fart comic

[arctic escarp]

no

[elder merlin]

Cause it lives rent free in my head and i hate it

[timber elk]

HOW!?!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

For some reason they love having Bruce and dick both have smashed batgirl

[jaunty path]

Now you do :3

[ripe tangle]

I have a plastic fork…

don’t make fun of me!

[elder merlin]

Cause i just hate it so much that it never really leaves completely

[timber elk]

Fine….i guess that makes sense

[gloomy tartan]

That’s not the worst

[elder merlin]

Your mum

[jaunty path]

Oh so you deconstructed the burger and ate each part seperately. Not teasin i was just wondering if that was on your excluded list of things you refuse to eat with your hands. Why not just use napkins?

Fork and knife seem very, tedious.

[gloomy tartan]

I mean if it’s how you wanna eat live your life

[ripe tangle]

I do deconstruct it privately…

[jaunty path]

No I need to scrutinize everyone or else.

[gloomy tartan]

Take it back to the nest and prepare it

[timber elk]

I mean I like Harley and ivy

[gloomy tartan]

Like a falcon

[timber elk]

The lesbian drama tv show of them is pretty good

[gloomy tartan]

It’s okay

[timber elk]

King shark is also a vibe too

[arctic escarp]

they need to be canonized so bad

[quaint moss]

is she dirty?

[jaunty path]

Whats your favorite part? Do you choose to eat it seperatelyt cuz its easier to or because you genuinely enjoy eating it seperately?

[quaint moss]

bird

[gloomy tartan]

I do like joker bitching at Bruce about his electric car

[timber elk]

moves the camera to a bird

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the one great part of that show

[quaint moss]

bird

[ripe tangle]

The latter, I genuinely enjoy it that way, and my favorite part is the meat

it’s salty and has cheese melted to it and crispy edges

[jaunty path]

Nice nice. Did you find it difficult to cut up the bread?

[ripe tangle]

No

why would I?

[gloomy tartan]

My dog stole my burger a few days ago

[timber elk]

Speaking of show. I want a animated absolute wonder women tv show

[gloomy tartan]

He ran into the living room with the bag on his head

[jaunty path]

Idk mcdonalds food always looked like it was made of yoga mats

esp the buns

[gloomy tartan]

He bit a hole into it then got the bag open and shoved his head inside

He was turning around but the bag was fully on his head

[timber elk]

I want to see a episode where absolute wonder women rips the spine out of a demon than the next scene she goes absolutely puppy mode over Steve

[gloomy tartan]

Absolute comics seem kinda

Edge Lordy

[timber elk]

Nah

[gloomy tartan]

But they are cool ideas

[timber elk]

It’s genuinely peak

[quaint moss]

"I am Steve"

[gloomy tartan]

I do enjoy it the ideas aren’t basic

[ripe tangle]

I like Mcdonalds Fries

[gloomy tartan]

They try new stuff

[ripe tangle]

they’re pretty good

[gloomy tartan]

I liked that

[timber elk]

“OH MAI GAWWWD HI STEVE :3!!!!”

cuts to brutally ripping a demon in half

[gloomy tartan]

We should all praise French fries

Yes

[jaunty path]

how good is hyper violence

[quaint moss]

(jack black steve)

[timber elk]

Same principle

[ripe tangle]

McDonalds uses shoestring style fries

which are better than other types imo

[timber elk]

Hmmmmm

[quaint moss]

invented in Belgium i hear

[quaint moss]

they suck ass

[timber elk]

Well the whole idea of the absolute universe is darkseid making everything for everyone 100x more harder

[jaunty path]

SPEAKING OF

Did you see that touhou x mcdonalds thing

:3

[ripe tangle]

No

[quaint moss]

makes you actually grab a bear through the screen and start beating up your loved one😔

its good

[jaunty path]

lemme find it 4 u

[timber elk]

Wonder women’s challenge is her own challenge

[quaint moss]

:3

[jaunty path]

Oh nice because I want to do that almost everyday despite everything.

[timber elk]

Out of the three Batman has it the worst and wonder women. While be a literal female version of Kratos has it the easiest and Superman in the middle

But that doesn’t mean the 3 don’t go through some brutal things

[ripe tangle]

Am I weird for liking to sing while alone?

just while I’m doing stuff

[twin flower]

No?

[timber elk]

Especially absolute super watching the Kent’s getting murdered by ra’shal’gol

[gloomy tartan]

You might be a Disney princess

[jaunty path]

Why would you ever be weird for doing so

[ripe tangle]

Idk

[quaint moss]

then ive got the class for you

[ripe tangle]

I’m self-concious about a lot of things Missus

[split mauve]

you are weird for asking that, actually

[twin flower]

the sister has anxiety

[timber elk]

you are now suddenly self-conscious about your ears being a bit too big

[arctic escarp]

yes we're gonna have to staple your mouth now

[quaint moss]

i like to sing and dance

whoever doesnt vibe can eat a bag of dicks and then some

be confident, :>

[gilded socket]

Dude fml

[gloomy tartan]

What is that even from lmao

[twin flower]

E33 i think

[gloomy tartan]

What

[twin flower]

the one that won the game of the year awards?

[gloomy tartan]

D-did you just cast a spell

Oh

French game

[twin flower]

bro did not watch the tga

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah the French studio gsme

I get you

[timber elk]

Kinda up setting your just calling it the French game

[gloomy tartan]

I’m part French does that help

[quaint moss]

me its all mine

[timber elk]

The fuck? No!

[twin flower]

You dont deserve it

[timber elk]

I don’t give a shit if your French

[gloomy tartan]

I like how such a small studio made a good game

And I think it’s neat it’s a French gsme studio lol

[quaint moss]

thank you thank you
its nice being a winner

[arctic escarp]

is a good game

deserved the awards

[gloomy tartan]

Pretty as hell

I should try it some point

[twin flower]

i mean i dont have anything else against it being goty

[timber elk]

I’m still upset black my wukong didn’t get game of the year award

[twin flower]

but i feel like other games deserve the other ones at least lmao

[gloomy tartan]

I mean a lot of games didn’t get awards

It was kinda fuckd lol

[twin flower]

rigged

[split mauve]

a lot of games should have tried harder

[gloomy tartan]

I like gsme awards being spread around

[timber elk]

At least star field didn’t win any rewards

[twin flower]

bruh

[quaint moss]

its because then they would get cheaper😔

[split mauve]

was starfield even nominated

[gloomy tartan]

One gsme winning nearly all the awards is kinda boring

[timber elk]

Nope

[split mauve]

thank god

[timber elk]

And thank god

[arctic escarp]

its a french sweep 🇫🇷 🗣️

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like a boxing match that ends fast

[quaint moss]

i dont like the art of starfield

very sloppy

[split mauve]

what art bro

[timber elk]

Todd even has a salty look on his face when the camera panned to him

[quaint moss]

teto

[gloomy tartan]

Todd allways has a salty look

He is a salt based entity

[timber elk]

Nah this was was specifically salty

[arctic escarp]

I mean Kojima seems to be pissed that E33 getting all the awards

fuck him anyways

like bro just walked out

[timber elk]

I mean…..

[twin flower]

i mean

[quaint moss]

todd to his newly born son

[split mauve]

maybe he should try making actual games

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I get it

It’s a small company

[timber elk]

Okay so fuck death stranding I guess

[twin flower]

their were actual games tho fym

[gloomy tartan]

The issue is all these other good games but they came from big company’s

While that other one came from a small studio

So it’s a lot more impressive bla bla bla

[split mauve]

i don't think there were many other games made by big studios

[timber elk]

Than there was……high guard

[gloomy tartan]

I wish kingdom come got some love

[split mauve]

first we high

then we guard

[timber elk]

And boy did that not age well

[gloomy tartan]

I like gsme awards sharing the love around for what games did good

[quaint moss]

i like the art of that game

[timber elk]

Yeah kojima was pretty salty and understandably so

[arctic escarp]

LETS HIGHGUARD 🗣️

[timber elk]

Meanwhile Todd was salty over the art award and his game was absolute dogshit to look at

[arctic escarp]

maybe fo3 and nv remaster will have better artstyle

[timber elk]

I’m sorry but your telling me you put time and effort into Star field when a shitty paint job looks better to look at

[split mauve]

starfield has like

[arctic escarp]

oblivion remaster looks good

[split mauve]

the most generic space aesthetics ever

[quaint moss]

but its so purrty

[arctic escarp]

I kinda feel for the guy abit

Starfield was something he wanted to make for a long time, but the tech just wasnt there yet

[split mauve]

in fact, everything about starfield is incredibly generic

[gloomy tartan]

I like retro space aesthetic

[split mauve]

it's kinda crazy

[arctic escarp]

and then Starfield got released. The entire community thinks its dogshit

[timber elk]

I like the idea of a post-nasa era! Which is interesting to think about!

But you can’t get upset when everything looks like space trash

Especially the guns….

[gloomy tartan]

You know the old b movie space shit and ray guns

[timber elk]

God the horror of the guns

Like some of them just look like shit and Todd has the balls to be upset over an art reward?

[jade stump]

Todd has balls?

[quaint moss]

i need to watch it, cause you have to be exaggerating, Todd gives like half shits

[jade stump]

all i know him for is "it just works"

[quaint moss]

he stole mine

[jade stump]

steal em back ork style

[quaint moss]

put it into his ball jar😔

[green vector]

love it when a crusher has 0 sound and smashes your skull in from behind and ends the run

sick

[inland mantle]

[hazy kestrel]

The humble martyrdom zealot.

[twin flower]

the sneaky ogryn tactics

[gloomy tartan]

Todd should announce the fallout new Vegas remaster dressed up as vault boy

[quaint moss]

thammer maxxed

[green vector]

[twin flower]

he was tippy tapping just behind you

[green vector]

sneakin about in his fluffy slippers

[gloomy tartan]

I mean he slides

[twin flower]

crushers?

[gloomy tartan]

He does a shuffle

They have foot pads like elephants

🐘

[inland mantle]

[green vector]

[gloomy tartan]

Allows them to approach silently evenly distributing weight

Like Trex

[quaint moss]

i would die of heart attack

[gloomy tartan]

Ogryn t pose sliding at you faster than you can run away

[quaint moss]

cant, hes to powerful

[gloomy tartan]

He wears them on a necklace

Like general grevious with his lightsaber collection on his belt

[quaint moss]

the ball slinger of the west

[quaint moss]

SEEET LIBERTEEE

[gloomy tartan]

I wish servitors had febreeze cans

[jade stump]

this is why a waaaagh exists, so you can be more powerful than the git you want krumped

[green vector]

need some of that servitor slop top

[gloomy tartan]

[twin flower]

a wuh now?

[quaint moss]

but him is da biggest git. lot of teef

[quaint moss]

[green vector]

[jade stump]

yous one of them thinky boys aint ya, didnt think of that myself

counter point tho, we steal his teef then WERE the rich ones

[quaint moss]

gork approved

[gloomy tartan]

Todd Howard’s teef…

That’s some cursed magic relic

Probably makes you fly or something

But also gives you cancer

[granite halo]

i am a fan of the humble laspistol.

[quaint moss]

yay

[twin flower]

when the laspistol outperforms the rifle

[naive jungle]

PRAISE HIM THE SHREDDER BUG IS FIXED

[granite halo]

call me crazy but i enjoy when firing a gun feels good

and firing a nice laspistol feels good

[whole glade]

gug

[quaint moss]

pew pew Pew pew

[granite halo]

that's right. that's right!

you get it.

[quaint moss]

blep

[gloomy tartan]

Chainsword makes me feel some kinda

Joy?

Is that the word

[whole glade]

bleb

[twin flower]

i mean youre feeling it, you tell us

[gloomy tartan]

I like to rip and tear

Joy is strange to a cadian

We usually just kill things angry

[twin flower]

ye, you guys just whine about how its gone now

[quaint moss]

bep

[gloomy tartan]

You whine that the servitors don’t have grippers

[gloomy tartan]

Something about a gi Joe kung fu grip

[delicate vapor]

Went to bed a little late

And had to be woken up at 10am

[twin flower]

life hack

[inland mantle]

Just dont wake up ez

[gloomy tartan]

Blame the cyber gremlins

[twin flower]

if you eep early you wakey early

[inland mantle]

[gloomy tartan]

If you wake up early

You sleep early

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

Hey can y’all fall asleep easily

That shits scary

Ppl Just go ima sleep and then they just do it instantly

Like a robot

[twin flower]

robots sleep?

🤔

[inland mantle]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

Powering down is the equivalent right

[nimble glade]

This is harmless question, but what class do y'all want next? Not guessing the new class, but what do y'all want?

[gloomy tartan]

Just turn the power off and boom it’s off

[twin flower]

Jopall's Indentured squad

[nimble glade]

[gloomy tartan]

A heavy machine gun would be fun

[zealous viper]

very much navy breacher cosmetics soon

this thursday in fact

[twin flower]

guard regiment that gets paid

[green vector]

skitari would be bussin

[gloomy tartan]

Kasrkin drip when

[inland mantle]

4 years

[twin flower]

youre missing a zero there bud

[gloomy tartan]

Dam

[inland mantle]

Nah it came to me in a dream

4 years

[gloomy tartan]

Promsie?

[somber stream]

I prayed to the Emperor

[twin flower]

shiih, all hail

[naive jungle]

i wish we could swap classes in lobby screen

[somber stream]

He whispered “this week”

[twin flower]

What did you pray for

[somber stream]

Trust

[inland mantle]

Zamn

[somber stream]

Kasrkin drip

[inland mantle]

If your wrong 24 hrs of havoc pubbing

[somber stream]

Deal

[inland mantle]

🤝

[twin flower]

Wasn't there something called Remnant of Cadia for vets before but then it never came back to the shop again

[round mica]

completely forgot this server existed for a minute

[teal kernel]

what are the current havoc modifiers

ofc there is armor

blight

rampaging

final toll

[dire kayak]

💔

[round mica]

darktide became snoozy for me

eating slop rn (playing 2m)

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[tulip atlas]

Greetings, no idea where to post this but:
GUID: 6ef23615-e77c-49b9-97bc-ec6e8641cda1
Log File:
Info Type:

[Engine Error]: Access violation (0xc0000005) in build 9780c8ec91dfcacc881f3e80018d6fc609cfcb44
accessing address 0000015BB7470000 from 00007FFAB5C421DD

This never happened before until last update

[inland mantle]

Wouldnt be FS if something new didnt break per update

[tulip atlas]

I had 0 issues with the game until now

[tulip atlas]

Exactly, I was playing Ogryn

Then crashed, three times in a row

[quaint moss]

:>

[tulip atlas]

Whatever, Emperor protects

[shell goblet]

the emperor sees your good work

[hazy kestrel]

Nothing feels worse as a thammer zealot when the plogryn stomp sends you flying backwards just as your thammer connects. (Apparently it also registers behind the plogryn )

[analog marsh]

Try verifying the files.

[inland mantle]

It's the same with crushers they can hit you from behide if your close enough

They having shockly big hit boxes

[tulip atlas]

I did, and deleted appdata files

Trying the game again now

[crisp yoke]

How is everyone

[teal token]

E

Is the Mortis Operative cosmetic free fro players?

[jaunty path]

I want to kill havoc players for being bad

Being bad at this game should warrant the death penalty

[gloomy tartan]

Do you absorb their power

[crisp yoke]

Never got the chance to play Havoc (I’m not the best player and I’m scared I’ll get bullied T-T)

[crisp yoke]

Only the premium edition of the game

[gloomy tartan]

Low havocs are easy

[gloomy tartan]

You can just buy the mortis operative crap

[jaunty path]

I WILL BULLY YOU

only if you're a hardheaded bitch who doesn't listen

[gloomy tartan]

You need to be a soft headed bitch

[jaunty path]

I'm turning you into filet

[round mica]

nuh uh

[jaunty path]

I will turn you into a frozen dinner

[gloomy tartan]

Filet sounds like that cat food

That’s what I think of when I hear that word

[round mica]

why frozen

[gloomy tartan]

That you eat cat food

[jaunty path]

Because ur cold and bad

[versed raven]

update broke mod loader

[jaunty path]

Update ur mods

[versed raven]

mod loader is broken

[jaunty path]

Ur not him

[round mica]

yeah cause im her

[jaunty path]

Update your mods my mods are working fine

Or do you mean the one that organizes mods

[versed raven]

darktide mod loader is broken

read

[jaunty path]

Update

[versed raven]

the update broke it

[jaunty path]

It

[teal token]

But how do I differentiate what is premium and what is normal Darktide?

[jaunty path]

My mods are working

[teal token]

Sorry I'm really confused

[gloomy tartan]

Premium darktide is goontide

[versed raven]

mod loader hasnt been updated since dec 2nd

[gloomy tartan]

Jerry if you want the mortis cosmetics you can buy it as a pack man

It comes with some of the premium money

[crisp yoke]

I don’t have a mic tho T-T

[jaunty path]

Solutions Probably in the modding discord

[crisp yoke]

I’ll try tho

[gloomy tartan]

Missus will turn you into cat food

[jaunty path]

I'll have to berate you endlessly like an abusive parent then

But yea uh try ur best idk

[crisp yoke]

T-T

[jaunty path]

Playing auric gives you fine skills

[crisp yoke]

What’s that?

[gloomy tartan]

Low havoc is easy

[jaunty path]

Or better yet. Auric maelstrom

[crisp yoke]

I don’t play with ppl

[gloomy tartan]

It gets harder around 20 and up

[crisp yoke]

Cuz. I don’t have any friends who play it

[jaunty path]

Highest difficulty that isn't havoc

[crisp yoke]

Oh ok

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah aurics is harder than low havocs

[crisp yoke]

I just stick to heresy or lower

[jaunty path]

Pls get good

[gloomy tartan]

Havoc only gets harder at 30ish up

[crisp yoke]

T-T

[jaunty path]

Play Damnation

[gloomy tartan]

Well 25ish and up

[jaunty path]

Its fub

Fun

[crisp yoke]

Tried, got my shit ran

[gloomy tartan]

Upgrade ur shit

[fluid gust]

when you see 50 crushers turn the corner you'll have a lot of fun in auric trust

[jaunty path]

After Damnation theres auric. And auric is just Damnation but more enemies

[jaunty path]

^

Actual

Skill issue

Just back the fuck up

[fluid gust]

it is actually fun when you get overwhelmed by the DARKTIDE

[crisp yoke]

It’s all gold tho T-T

[jaunty path]

You can kill 50 crushers

[crisp yoke]

I’m just that bad

[teal token]

But I purchase Darktide when it was discounted year ago before I can play (potato laptop) but I get the cosmetics without buying the bundle lol

[jaunty path]

As a team

[crisp yoke]

Also I use a helbore so my dps isn’t…the best

[gloomy tartan]

Then yeah you get the cosmetic for free

Lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Shoot the gun better

[jaunty path]

You can have a great build and optimized weapons with dump stats and still get ur ass handed

[gloomy tartan]

Or choose a easier gun

[fluid gust]

you should go to a more beginner friendly class tbh and learn there

veteran isnt easy for beginners imo

[gloomy tartan]

Sometimes the gsme script just fucks you

[crisp yoke]

But….im krieg

[gloomy tartan]

Even if all ur stuff crisp sometimes the gsme just fucks you

Like missus said

[teal token]

YIPPEEEEEE XD

[jaunty path]

Its about skill

Ultimately

[gloomy tartan]

Ultimately git gud

[fluid gust]

mfw 500 maulers come out the spawn door and the whole team has no cooldowns

[jaunty path]

I played dclaw vet with recon and I was often the last person alive

[storm ember]

I love auric it makes me piss sometimes

[gloomy tartan]

You classes that go invisible survive last

Cuz ur cowards

[crisp yoke]

I just try and revive

[gloomy tartan]

You know who else goes invisible

Reptile

[crisp yoke]

Reviving shout is nice

[gloomy tartan]

The lizard man

[crisp yoke]

Helps my team

[jaunty path]

Bad if ur aimming to play higher difficulties

[gloomy tartan]

Yeh

[storm ember]

auric maelstrom is the butch to auric hi-int shauntlet's femme

[gloomy tartan]

The cooldown increase sucks

[crisp yoke]

But….gotta keep team up if they go on thier knees

[jaunty path]

Team needs to get good

[crisp yoke]

Hmmm

Never thought of it like that…

[jaunty path]

Already having your hand held with gold toughness

[storm ember]

play enough auric and you learn how to carry until you're on your own. then the game ends and you sit there wondering why your pants are wet and yellow

[jaunty path]

And the knock back

[gloomy tartan]

Let all your friends die

[jaunty path]

Yea

[short topaz]

Anyone else crashing when trying to open Options?

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck them they deserve to die

[nocturne bloom]

[jaunty path]

Can't save everyone

[gloomy tartan]

You can save no one

[jaunty path]

Sometimes its best to leave them to die cuz trying to save them can kill u

[jaunty path]

Get a job you musky furry fuck

[cursive linden]

The train mission is literally impossible in pugs

[crisp yoke]

But……who do I build trench with then?

[jaunty path]

You could say

[gloomy tartan]

But you could be the cool guy tho

[crisp yoke]

I do it all the time

[gloomy tartan]

Running back to save then

If you save your friend everyone thinks your cool

[jaunty path]

Mission impossible

[gloomy tartan]

But if you fail and die

Everyone hates you

[crisp yoke]

Worst part is when I save them and then they leave me

[gloomy tartan]

Safer to just run away and finish the mission

[jaunty path]

One dead teammate is better than two

[nocturne bloom]

i work at a school, you are so jobless you cant even live off of unemployment

[gloomy tartan]

Tactical sacrifice type shi

[gilded socket]

Hough

[gloomy tartan]

Who you calling a hough

[jaunty path]

You literally clean skibidi toilets unpaid and get off to old women yelling at you i dont wanna hear it from you bruh

[fluid gust]

⁉️

[crisp yoke]

I just ate

And I’m still hungry

[smoky jasper]

i used to play this a lot on xbox when it came out. picked up it on sale and i gotta say, the Arbites really goes HARD

[nocturne bloom]

and yet here you are trying to leach my money because you cant get a J O B

[smoky jasper]

powercrept as f

[crisp yoke]

Fun class, no Krieg cosmetics 6/10

[crisp yoke]

I have a job

Is nice

[jaunty path]

You are literally a hairy furry

[gloomy tartan]

Why krieg gear no have tube

[nocturne bloom]

i have less hair than you

[smoky jasper]

my job pays me alot. but i hate it

[jaunty path]

Pls drink more anime gurl cup water

[crisp yoke]

I used it as a straw and it broke

[gloomy tartan]

The steel legion goal helm parade polish had a tube

They could just use that tube

It’s lame

No krieg mask tube

[jaunty path]

Wrong

[crisp yoke]

They could…they could…..but they won’t

[nocturne bloom]

then prove it

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[smoky jasper]

i wish there was more customization by now tho. like they nailed it in sm2

[crisp yoke]

@nocturne bloom @jaunty path stop fighting, be friends:3

[drowsy lynx]

this is how some friends are lol

[gloomy tartan]

Fight fight fight

[nocturne bloom]

youve literally seen my whole torso missus sheesh

[gloomy tartan]

Kiss kiss kiss

[jaunty path]

IM KIDNAPPING HIM AND VACUUM SEALING HIM IN A CAN

[smoky jasper]

theres just not to many options in this

[crisp yoke]

Who me?

[jaunty path]

No lamia

Though

[crisp yoke]

Oh ok

[gloomy tartan]

Showing someone your pectorals is mad sus

[jaunty path]

You are inevitably corpse starch

[crisp yoke]

….eh wdym though

[crisp yoke]

Hmmm pretty sure I’m a trench boy

[nocturne bloom]

you wouldnt understand

[smoky jasper]

like this games been out a good time now theres like 6 outfits for each class and they are so similar

[gloomy tartan]

Bitch I’ve had a shower with a friend

[jaunty path]

Lamia regularly flashes me with pictures of his car covered in anime cat girl stickers

[nocturne bloom]

true

[gloomy tartan]

Bruh

[crisp yoke]

Yall should dig a trench with me

[jaunty path]

doesn't deny it

[crisp yoke]

:3

[gloomy tartan]

Which waifu

[jaunty path]

Its over.

[crisp yoke]

What’s over?

[gloomy tartan]

Which waifu you coward

[jaunty path]

Lamias life SOON

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t tell me it’s multiple

[crisp yoke]

Krieg waifu?

Hmmm

[jaunty path]

Many probably idk

[gloomy tartan]

I was asking lamia car

Not y’all

[crisp yoke]

Oh

Sorry

[gloomy tartan]

Revealing thyself

Lmao

[crisp yoke]

Sorry

[jaunty path]

A krieg waifu is most likely a psyker cuz they're likely the most valuable out of the rest

[crisp yoke]

?

Trench raider

[gloomy tartan]

My waifu is cadia

[hazy kestrel]

Hello pals.

How are things?

[quaint moss]

hi

[crisp yoke]

was cadia

[quaint moss]

uh bad

[jaunty path]

Kriegsmens whole thing is being worthless canonfodder lmao

[slim axle]

im gonna scum so hard rn.

[gloomy tartan]

sits on a rooftop in the rain like a ninja so my tears aren’t noticed

[jaunty path]

Should sleep but im busy having a fake argument cuz im bored

[crisp yoke]

Still nice ^w^

[gloomy tartan]

Cadians losing cadia is basically the punisher having his family shot

[jaunty path]

I feel a bit more "hehe im so quirky" than ususal

[smoky jasper]

their whole thing is being impassive in the face of death. which leads to being fodder, but they are not worthless

[nocturne bloom]

missus keeps trying to take the kids

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve been trying to manifest an ego death.

Nothing yet.

[jaunty path]

I DON'T WANT KIDS KIDS ARE EVIL AND DEMONIC

[nocturne bloom]

youre a kid

[jaunty path]

SPAWNS MADE BY SATAN

[jaunty path]

We get it you're a 32 year old man

[nocturne bloom]

youre younger than me so youre instantly irrelevant

[jaunty path]

If kids weren't objectively evil they wouldn't cry and make my ears hurt

[smoky jasper]

right up until you hold your baby. unless your a sociopath. the brain just makes you love them like nothing else.

[fair bridge]

new update fucked up my playtime

every time i close the game it thinks i'm playing still

😭

[smoky jasper]

id die/kill for my kids no hesitation

[round gulch]

10 weeks of no darktide (at least). I’m going to get withdrawals

[jaunty path]

Oh. What for?

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t really know.

[nocturne bloom]

so kill it in task man

[hazy kestrel]

It sounds neat though

[jaunty path]

Well

[fair bridge]

i'm not doing that every time i close the game and walk away

[jaunty path]

People get that by like

[hazy kestrel]

Destroying the illusion of the self

[fair bridge]

i'm just gonna submit a ticket

[jaunty path]

Psychedelics

But im not saying do that!!!!!

[hazy kestrel]

Removing all attachments and all that jazz.

[jaunty path]

Dont do that on your own!!!!

[round gulch]

Same here

I just close it on steam

[jaunty path]

Are you becoming a fucking buddhist

[gloomy tartan]

I bet I can spin longer than you can spin

[fair bridge]

submit a ticket brother help us out

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not gonna pal, dw.

[gloomy tartan]

Bitch

[fair bridge]

bet motherfucker

[nocturne bloom]

i have that issue on several games, its more likely an os issue

[fair bridge]

MISDEMEANOR HAS IT TOO!!!!

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve been kinda free-styling it these days.

[fair bridge]

i will not fall for this woke misinformation from lamia i'm taking it straight to the white house

[jaunty path]

I see I see.

[hazy kestrel]

So yeah I guess in a way.

[round gulch]

I have the issue and only on darktide

[gloomy tartan]

Thousands dead as local gas station explodes due to people spinning mad fast as fuck

[round gulch]

We will not be gaslit

[fair bridge]

spins in a way that is more than chris forever and doesnt hurt anyone

i win

[quaint moss]

[nocturne bloom]

no ive genuinely had it happen on different games on 2 pcs

[fair bridge]

fuck i'm shadowbanned on the forums for telling that one guy his name and address

[jaunty path]

Why would they ban u for that

[fair bridge]

because i made it the fuck up

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i'm wired on sugar man these cadbury eggs are killer

[hazy kestrel]

But this ego death thing is kinda reminding me of a concept from another book I read a while back, I think it was called “Living Untethered”.

[jaunty path]

Ok gn. What should I daydream about before napping

[gloomy tartan]

Spins in your air drift to use your speed to increase my spin speed to make my spin speed more speed than your speed from your spin speed so my spin speed go fastr

[ripe tangle]

@somber stream Wie hoch ist der Preis für die Reise nach Wien?

[quaint moss]

a huh

[fair bridge]

sorry i already won read above

[jaunty path]

Wee wee hon hon

[smoky jasper]

discords wild with bans bc even on triple AAA game servers some no life loser is still a mod

[gloomy tartan]

But this is the rematch tho

For the 2nd belt

[fair bridge]

i do not consent

[hazy kestrel]

The premise was to separate oneself from the constant narration of the inner voice, and that we’re not our thoughts or this inner narration voice, but rather, the awareness and observer of them.

[smoky jasper]

ive gotten banned for such trivial trivial shit

[gloomy tartan]

So you lose by default?

So I win by a technicality

Nice

[fair bridge]

1-0 is a W in my book idk about yours

[hazy kestrel]

It helped a bit with my OCD, then I forgot about it, and whaddya know, I’m back here again.

[jaunty path]

Two steps forward one step back

Not a str8 line

[gloomy tartan]

It looks like a guy with a eye scar to me

The dash is the mouth

The 0 is a eye

[hazy kestrel]

Depends on the day really. Most days are good, there’s an occasional crappy day though.

[smoky jasper]

thats actually kinda deep. but arent we both at the same time? were the inner narration and the observer?

[gloomy tartan]

The 1 is the cool face scar over the eyes

[fair bridge]

[round gulch]

Cyberpunk 2077 discord…

[smoky jasper]

we narrate and then edit

[gloomy tartan]

The cat nose in anime scares me

I’m finally admitting it

It feels good to get that off my chest

[smoky jasper]

the purple hair brigade lives on here in every server theres some mod whos a zealot

[hazy kestrel]

Well, here’s an experiment for ya: Focus on the inner voice for a bit, just listen to how it rambles on about anything and everything. Don’t try to direct it, just immerse yourself in the mental noise.

[fair bridge]

as soon as you said purple hair brigade i know what you got banned for

skill issue my brother

[gloomy tartan]

My inner voice wants liquor

And keeps telling me it has a plan

Dutch?

[hazy kestrel]

Believe it or not, you can quieten it.

[gloomy tartan]

Is that you Dutch?

[hazy kestrel]

It’s fascinating, really.

[smoky jasper]

i lived alone too long the rambling part of this is a problem. you dont want to do that. youll just end up pacing around your apartment debating yourself interally about all sorts of shit

[nocturne bloom]

new briar skin on league, still hate this season

[gloomy tartan]

I have two inner voices and they both agree they hate taxes

And daylight savings

[hazy kestrel]

It’s a normal thing, just how the brain is wired

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what they agree on

[smoky jasper]

but they both want liqou8r

[gloomy tartan]

I mean that for different reasons

But yes they both want liquor

If I get liquor I become iron man

[smoky jasper]

i literally play games so much to avoid the inner dialogoue with myself when im home lol

or i just do that

[gloomy tartan]

I can’t get liquor

Or else I’ll become iron man

Pew pew pew

[hazy kestrel]

Think of the brain as a restless monkey, just jumping from subject to subject, from the highs and lows of one’s life, to a million different ideas, urges, possibilities, and general mental noise.

[gloomy tartan]

Just put on rain noises or somethin

[hazy kestrel]

But you see that it’s not you

It’s just your brain on autopilot

[gloomy tartan]

My brain feels like those box’s where money flies and you try to grab it

[hazy kestrel]

So that begs the question, who are you, really?

[gloomy tartan]

Just connecting random thoughts into some semblance of a idea or concept

[smoky jasper]

i dont drink liqour anymore. i dont have problems with drinking oftenn....but its more like that song....the more i drink... the more i drink. its not often i do but when i get drunk i just want to get drunker. so i have to plan ahead and just buy enough ya know. not exactly health but it works

[hazy kestrel]

That’s what I’ve been thinking about with this ego death thing.

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all ever watch those jet ski squirrels ?

That shits fucking cool

[fair bridge]

more woke AI trickery

[gloomy tartan]

It will Change your life

[fair bridge]

im so full of virgin rage

[gloomy tartan]

No it was a trained squirrel

It retired

[gloomy tartan]

Careful you’ll summon King Kong

[hazy kestrel]

Aren’t you in a relationship? lmao.

[fair bridge]

I AM KING KONG

[gloomy tartan]

Or Godzilla he was into women that one time

[smoky jasper]

wait til youve gotten laid and then cant again lmao

[fair bridge]

oh yeah i forgot

[smoky jasper]

i mean i was married have had kids but

[fair bridge]

he's in the bathroom taking a wicked shit i haven't seen him in hours

[smoky jasper]

women are...

[nocturne bloom]

skill issue

[gloomy tartan]

Are you sure he’s not eating a sandwich at the same time

Liek Elvis

[smoky jasper]

they are trifling

[quaint moss]

elvis

[gloomy tartan]

Bitches be trifling

[fair bridge]

he would never do that. he gets pissed when i leave the seat up when i flush

[hazy kestrel]

This inner peace is nice, haven’t known this in a while.

[gloomy tartan]

I like how babe Ruth was a fat fuck

And a hero

It’s endearing

Just smoking cigars and drinking liquor

[fair bridge]

that's because pitching back then was super easy

[gloomy tartan]

He’s like Santa

He’s so fucking over the top it’s like a cartoon lmao

[fair bridge]

i think babe was in a little rascals show

[quaint moss]

like men, and i miss him

[smoky jasper]

really most of them arent all that crazy. but social media and everything shows everyone so much of the shitty side of human behavior theres so many preconcieved notions that get in the way and cause miscom issues

[gloomy tartan]

This big fat guy who drank and smoke all the time and fucking beamed pitched

[quaint moss]

yo is that jesus

YOUR NOT REAL

[gloomy tartan]

Be chill dog

[quaint moss]

you cant hurt me

[slim axle]

Its crazy how much playing Hivescum makes you dislike Arbites players

[gloomy tartan]

Being a fent addict makes you hate cops

Who knew

[slim axle]

Like- everytime dude. I look at an elite- gonna kill it- DOG.

[quaint moss]

forced to score homeruns

[slim axle]

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[fair bridge]

has it occurred to you that what you're exposed to on social media is only a tiny sliver of reality created specifically to engage you in such a way that it makes you want to see more of it

[slim axle]

FUCKASS DOG.

Another Arbites player......

[gloomy tartan]

Babe Ruth was basically a cave ogre we fed steak and honeyd wine to who bashed balls into space with a wooden club for the people’s amusement

A hero

[hazy kestrel]

Reject social media, return to philosophy and self-improvement.

[gloomy tartan]

A simple man

A honest man

A fat man

A funny man

[quaint moss]

im a fat man💥

[gloomy tartan]

The things he said probably aged poorly

[quaint moss]

(nuke )

[smoky jasper]

yes. i am aware of that. its algorthimic driven by engagmenbt....and humans are like..... we dont look at the positve we focus on the negative. like good things are just... they happen... bad things stick with us. we engage more with negative

[gloomy tartan]

But god if he ain’t a funny fat guy who hits baseballs good

[fair bridge]

you must be old you're using a lot of ellipses

that's based.......

[smoky jasper]

33 is that old

[gloomy tartan]

Babe Ruth just looks like Santa without the white hair or beard

With more alcohol and steak

And cigars

[slim axle]

Holy shit Emperor of Mankind!

[gloomy tartan]

Basically a elder god

[smoky jasper]

idk,....i think us older folks like to type how we speak... so when we would pause... we put the "..."

[gloomy tartan]

Raiden goes to you for advice

It was the style at the time in the old days

I remember

[slim axle]

Please dont dump me in the same match please please please i dont wanna play with the FUCKIN Arbites.

[smoky jasper]

i remember when text messaging was invented

[twin flower]

zamn

[gloomy tartan]

Remmeber block buster

[fair bridge]

i do too that shit sucked

[smoky jasper]

when memes were invented

[gloomy tartan]

Remember pagers

That shits crazy

Ppl sent fucking codes

Like agents

[twin flower]

certified unc

[fair bridge]

typing out a letter then waiting for the cursor to stop blinking so you could type another letter on the same number was fucking bullshit

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking Cold War shit

[smoky jasper]

no not that old b4 my time. 92

[gloomy tartan]

96

[smoky jasper]

you had a pager when you were 2

[gloomy tartan]

No but I was taught of them

And how fucking hype they were

Apparently

[smoky jasper]

i mean im aware of them. never used them. i still know how to call collect on a payphone

[gloomy tartan]

It was basically like having the way to connect to homies and bitches

Finally mainstream

Hey Jesus

[smoky jasper]

1-800-CALL-ATT. when it asks you to say your name say your mesasge quickly and hang up

[gloomy tartan]

Why did you blow up the challenger

And why did you decide to spare big bird

[fair bridge]

asking the big ass fucking questions

[fair bridge]

delete this

[gloomy tartan]

Also thank you for sparing big bird

[fair bridge]

keep this

[drowsy lynx]

we spared him so he could grow to full size before harvesting

[nocturne bloom]

the guy who played big bird lived a road away from my house

i also live next to a castle

[gloomy tartan]

I’m pretty sure the guy who played big bird was supposed to be in costume on the challenger

But it was too big his costume

So they went with a school teacher

:/

[smoky jasper]

barney shoulda gone to space instead of big bird

[gloomy tartan]

I think the teacher won a contest and was voted for for being beloved

Big bird only survived cuz he was too fucking big

So stay fat

Or else you’ll explode

In space

[round gulch]

The teacher won a contest based upon an essay that was filled out by all the applicant teachers

[marsh iris]

the hell we fighting about

[twin flower]

something about a big bird idk

[marsh iris]

why the long face

[teal token]

Nice sticker?

[quaint moss]

big bird makes good chicken

[marsh iris]

quail is tasty

[slim axle]

What about

Obese fish

[quaint moss]

you have it stickered, i just saved the gif

[teal token]

Fat feesh?

[quaint moss]

whats its super power. big bird can eat children whole

[twin flower]

fish is noice

fish for brekky

[quaint moss]

i use to have a bunch then a crab at them

[marsh iris]

ill steal your fish

[twin flower]

stay back

[teal token]

The stairs moment duing void mission for Mobien steel?

[marsh iris]

say what

[twin flower]

thiieeef

[teal token]

Random guy shoots barrels and it exploded knocking players off the map gg

[marsh iris]

its the barrel's fault

sneaking up on you when you aint looking

[quaint moss]

i need a best friend

[quaint moss]

mobien steel is HELL

[quaint moss]

pay the tithe

[twin flower]

fuck the tithe

[quaint moss]

big e, demand your fish

[twin flower]

going traitor

[marsh iris]

big tithey goth ship

[quaint moss]

"im going to spread every neuron in your body to a different neutron star" (a good place)

[teal token]

Yeah map SUCC

Die early on the stairs is bad

Also fighting boss on stairs also bad

[quaint moss]

teammates at any time can just kill you

like oops sorry about your auric maelstrom

though at the end of the day, i just like to game

[gloomy tartan]

How is the train hard

It’s a fucking train

You can go forward or backward

Don’t fall to your death

Go fast

[visual slate]

it can be a pain when you have no one with a good range weapons to deal with the snipers who aim along the entire train
or psyker shields

but otherwise its ez

[hazy kestrel]

Teammates remain in the first train car.

Even in auric lmfao

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a teamate skill issue

You had a lack of skill in finding good teammates

Get better friends

[hazy kestrel]

Fair

This is what I get for gambling with the public match finder lol.

You gotta lose eventually.

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t gamble on yourself

[slim axle]

He is obese

[quaint moss]

thats rolling steel

[gilded socket]

Hough

[quaint moss]

GOOBER

[quaint moss]

hi maxi

[quaint moss]

you too can win big

[marsh iris]

reject slot machine

[round mica]

Jesus Christ you reload the spearhead bolt gun so fucking AGGRESIVELY

[marsh iris]

yeaasss

melee a heretic's jaw with it after reloading to make sure the mag sits in nicely

#darktide-pics-vids message

[crimson crane]

Seriously what did they even fix

I still get the out of memory error in the middle of the game

And i have 64gb ram

[marsh iris]

[sleek harness]

They fixed the game

[twin flower]

the funny shark

[sleek harness]

Obviously

[marsh iris]

Clogged Artery Shark

[twin dirge]

Augh

[vestal mantle]

Evening

[marsh iris]

why are you wilhelm screaming, are you ok my guy

[twin dirge]

I mean yeah, I'm off tonight so

[marsh iris]

good to hear

[vestal mantle]

Im either off tomm or im not

[marsh iris]

being a reject, noone have "off"

[vestal mantle]

In a weird limbo of "How much ice in the loading bay is too much"

[fair bridge]

i am once again asking for crossplay to be optional

[twin dirge]

Just carry

[twin flower]

take it to obese shork HQ

[fair bridge]

i hate them so much

[twin dirge]

Who

[vestal mantle]

Honestly this last month has kinda been shit for me in general

[marsh iris]

carry the consoles

[twin flower]

amirite

[marsh iris]

we need a penance cosmetic that is an XBOX or Playstation as backpack

[twin flower]

lmao

[fair bridge]

i killed them. i killed them all. they're dead. every single one of them. and not just the consolemen, but the consolewomen, and the consolechildren too. they're like animals, and i slaughtered them like animals. i hate them.

[twin dirge]

I

[twin flower]

did you eat them

[twin dirge]

Might beat you

[twin flower]

[vestal mantle]

Nah im a ps player

[twin dirge]

I can't help I dont have the ability to get a loan for a pc

Make parts not total 3k and I'll think about switching

[fair bridge]

it's fine just tell your arbites friends to stop sucking

[twin dirge]

Oh that's just a skill issue

Console has nothing to do with that

[fair bridge]

idk i think it does something to your brain