general-chat

[long iron]

So you can be stylish as hell in melee as you want without ever really sacrificing much performance. Other classes can too which is great.

But Bulwark? Make a mistake? Oh a critical mistake?

:^) shield block.

"Nah, I'd block it."

proceeds to block it

[obtuse oak]

they used to be much simpler

[amber delta]

u mean they used to be much cooler

[modern bobcat]

Doesn't Trazyn have a clone of Horus somewhere in his vault?

[split mauve]

Just like the tau

[amber delta]

they retconned them into just another imperium but even more arrogant 🥀

[astral basin]

How simple we talkin?

[obtuse oak]

I was scrolling down the website of the Blackstone Fortress Warhammer Quest game and suddenly I got jumpscared by a Zealot

[modern bobcat]

Tau were never cool- this man is trolling

[amber delta]

"we exist to exterminate all life from the galaxy"

[astral basin]

Wrong guy
Purple primarch

Fulgrim

[obtuse oak]

their story used to end at their enslavement at the hands of the C'tan

[rough verge]

Bro I just want a clear optic😭

[obtuse oak]

in the old canon I think they fought against the Old Ones and won? and then some kind of galactic cataclysm left the galaxy bereft of life and they just went to sleep for 60 million years

until there was more life to harvest

the C'tan were their masters still, not shattered into shards

[modern bobcat]

the War in Heaven

[astral basin]

Huh

[obtuse oak]

and the Necrons were just mindless cyber-zombies at their command

[amber delta]

necrons used to be terminators (the schwarzenegger kind) because - surprise - their design is inspired by terminators

[modern bobcat]

the Orks/Krorks and Eldar were created during the War in Heaven iirc

[long iron]

Block is nice for what adrenaline stacks provide and how they supplement everything else already spinnint in a kit.

Personally though for those two classes, I practically never use a melee other than the power gladius. Nutty. Simply nutty.

[rough verge]

Whats llm

[modern bobcat]

as shock troops for each faction

C'Tan/Old Ones

[amber delta]

now they are egyptian dynasties

[rough verge]

Block sound effects are just neat

[obtuse oak]

GW retconned them in 5th edition, so sometime after 2005 (when I was into the hobby) and introduced characters like the Silent King who led a Necron revolt against the C'tan that shattered them and saw the star gods enslaved by the Necrons themselves

[little marten]

Wow spooky green space robots

[modern bobcat]

the Necrons lived on a planet that gave them permanent mega-Cancer, til they made a deal with the C'Tan to give up their mortal bodies to become machines

[obtuse oak]

and now they're pretty convoluted

[astral basin]

Psword is indeed fun
I pull out the chain sword when i feel like being a bully to one enemy in particular

[obtuse oak]

but I do kind of like the idea of rival Necron dynasties with their own flavours and Necron characters with real personality

[little marten]

NEVER ASK A BIG LADY IS PREGNANT

NEVER ASK A SOLDIER HIS KILLS

NEVER ASK A NECRON FOR NUANCE

[rough verge]

I like fencing power sword cause of how fast it is

Fastest melee weapon in the game i think

[modern bobcat]

they tried to shoehorn too much of the Tomb Kings into Necrons after Fantasy Battles went into discontinuation

[astral basin]

Being able to choose what shade of neon your skeles glow is always nice

[amber delta]

worst mistake of GWs life

[obtuse oak]

I miss the eldritch horror of the old C'tan though. they were still whole and while there were only a few of them, the ones that did wake up like the Nightbringer were individual threats of apocalyptic proportions

[amber delta]

second only to femstodes

[rough verge]

No girlz allowed!

[modern bobcat]

Letting Matt Ward write a Codex was their biggest mistake

[somber stream]

Metal bewbs as lore piece

[obtuse oak]

Matt Ward writes just fine. gestures broadly at the Tide games I very much doubt the blame for that maligned Codex falls to him alone

[astral basin]

Ngl. Ive heard thats half of 40k
Fantasy was the official product, 40k was the “casual” table
Then roles got flipped

[long iron]

정말 멋지네요. 안타깝게도 다른 모든 것들 사이에서 당신의 메시지를 잃어버렸어요.

[rough verge]

Let me put a scope on my recon!!

[tall grove]

The femstodes models can’t drop fast enough
I’m buying them posthaste

[amber delta]

you cant

I preordered entire stock

I will use them as firewood

[astral basin]

Like. The entirety of chaos
Is literally just the champions of fantasy demon factions without even a flavor change, except we aligned the metal soldiers to them rather than keep the special units

[rough verge]

Gonna post my femstodes model on that incel reddit

[long sigil]

all good

[tall grove]

Peak

[modern bobcat]

considering the toxic material GW probably uses nowadays, burning figurines is probably a bad idea

[long iron]

I'll just any defense type honestly. Probably would say balanced and block are probably my favorites with fencing being a little more specific of a choice when I'm interested. Depends on which melee options for me tbh because the attack speed is the primary appeal for me.

[drowsy prawn]

it's the watershed moment, some ~80% of GW reveune are models sells
either the oldguards are still the source of major GW income and put their action where their mouth is
or modern audience prevails and nothing happens

[amber delta]

I shall pollute my neighbourhood

[little marten]

Is the lady custodes model cool?

[modern bobcat]

Unlikely as disgruntled fans would have to boycott the entire company and all of its products for an extended period, which they won't do

[astral basin]

I like fencing bc i go full swing into the brawl
Getting gremlin parries is just something thats necessary
Balanced bc. Its the day to day stat spread
And i force myself to use block on range classes to remind myself that im supposed to lower health pools before i get overrun, not be in it

[rough verge]

I like power gladius the most purely based off the fact it fits my minotaur sniper.

(Yes. I know Spartans dont use gladiuses. But theyre cool. And they fit arsthetically)

[tall grove]

Yes
And I will be purchasing it the moment I can

[little marten]

Where can I view this

[somber stream]

The faces are kinda as ngl

But then again, GW were never good with faces

[tall grove]

Just look up “new custodes models” gng 🥀

[naive heron]

Genuinely guys ,cannot find how to unlock the kinetic witch set

[tall grove]

They’re good for GW female face sculpts

[amber delta]

they are normal custodes as all others but with some woman looking faces added to the sprue (the faces are pretty ugly)

[little marten]

Oh shit the old woman

She looks sick

[astral basin]

I heard there was a sm face controversy
There were models that could arguably be asian, people jumped and said “fem enough”

[drowsy prawn]

if they won't, then they got nobody to blame for what they don't like but themselves 😏

[little marten]

Shame custodes are boring af

[tall grove]

Yeah but GW is ass at making face sculpts so that checks out

[modern bobcat]

Is there a .... Mr. Custodes 👉 👈.. ?

[tall grove]

You shut your whore mouth

[naive heron]

Custodes have the persnality of planks of wood

[sweet arrow]

[naive heron]

basically

[little marten]

Emperor needs more tater totts

[tall grove]

They’re golden
And that’s all they need to be peak

[modern bobcat]

I wish Fantasy Flight would bring back their Warhammer card game

[little marten]

I thought it’d be some blonde anduin looking woman not some slick battle babooshka

[modern bobcat]

Warhammer fans will embrace female Custodes as soon as the Rule34 images hit Reddit

Unfortunately.

[astral basin]

Raid shadow legends situation
10 years, 0 results

[tired steeple]

40k has a lot of rule 34 already but no one mentions it

[gloomy tartan]

You notice all the bosses are taller than us

[astral basin]

Always

Thats gaming

[trail isle]

wah

[tired steeple]

Unless you’re an ogryn

[gloomy tartan]

Tallness corresponds to corruptibility?

[modern bobcat]

I really hope that Dark Heresy gets a release date soon

[tired steeple]

It looks like it’s getting closer to coming out

[tired steeple]

Usually chaos corruption boosts your height

[gloomy tartan]

What

I was making a joke about that

[tired steeple]

But idk man these captains are just tall as hell regardless

[gloomy tartan]

It’s real lmao?

[tired steeple]

Look at abbadon

He’s primarch sized now

[gloomy tartan]

the Karnak twins are tall as fuck all

[knotty terrace]

couldn't care less for GW politics personally as long as i get to kill shit IN DARKTIDE i'm happy

[gloomy tartan]

And they aren’t described as getting taller just uglier lol

[tired steeple]

Okay I think darktide is a special case of the bosses just naturally being tall

But chaos corruption does make you taller

[modern bobcat]

Fulgrim was a known advocate of looksmaxxing before he fell to chaos, it's true

[tired steeple]

Fulgrim would hardmaxx now

[gloomy tartan]

So game reasons co incide with actual growth caused by corruption

[tired steeple]

He’d do face smashing

[tall grove]

He’s pumped full of so much chaos koolaid there’s no telling where chaos abaddon starts and chaos stops

[gloomy tartan]

Corruption gives you those shin extensions people get to become tall

[tired steeple]

Yeah lol

Go to poland to become six foot? Nahhh gonna worship slaanesh

[misty smelt]

Just had a veteren start a heresy match by saying hes not very good and apologized in advanced and he kept saying sorry if he went down and thanking us when we got him and when we finished he sounded so happy 🥹

Love helping newer players like that

[modern bobcat]

that was actually me, a 705 hour noob

[gloomy tartan]

Cooperation is a magical thing

[misty smelt]

Thatll be me once i finally start doing havoc lol

[gloomy tartan]

It’s nice when the weaker parts of the group don’t get torn apart like mob justice

[graceful fern]

Squirrel.

[sweet arrow]

Nah, if ya good on gold, ya gonna feel almost the same till like, havoc 25-30

[gloomy tartan]

Squirrels are having a war near me

[tired steeple]

I like rabbits

[misty smelt]

Yeah I had a zealot last night on damnation go down 9 times and at the end he admitted it was his first damnation mission and he was not ready for that jump yet lol

[sweet arrow]

Cactus

[gloomy tartan]

Invading squirrels beating the native squirrels

Damn shame

[graceful fern]

Ay that’s propaganda

[gloomy tartan]

The invading red fox squirrels will eat anything

Pizza even

[graceful fern]

Squirrels are peace loving animals

[misty smelt]

Ive only done a few Auric missions so far with arby and didnt do too terrible, im just working on getting maxed loadouts for all 6 classes before i start jumping into havoc

[gloomy tartan]

They recently started becoming more carnivorous as a whole across the entire species

There’s evidence of then hunting other mamals way more commonly now

[sweet arrow]

You're dead meat then, lol

[misty smelt]

Squirrels are extremely dangerous to the local nut population D:

[gloomy tartan]

Assumed reaction to climate change habitat loss etc etc

[graceful fern]

Squirrel slander is unacceptable

[gloomy tartan]

They are hunting more

It’s not slander lol

It’s not like they are selling drugs to the community an animal is doing something animals do. It’s of note just because it’s become very common recently. Little shrews and voles mostly.

Do feel bad for the native grey squirrels getting out competed by the red fox squirrels.

[sweet arrow]

Basically ya need, death mark Vet, flame psyker, crit zealot, defender orgyn, whatever arbitres, desperado HS

[gloomy tartan]

Reds breed more bigger liters and eat literally anything pretty much like rats.

[modern bobcat]

That's why invasive species are culled, which we do regularly in Australia with camels, horses, rabbits, cats, toads, dogs, pigs, etc.

[sweet arrow]

Arbites is to ez lol

[astral basin]

Fuck squirrels they ate bros internet over holiday shutdown

[gloomy tartan]

You know what a squirrel and shark have in common

They have both bitten electric cables lol

[astral basin]

Rodent teeth never stops growing

[gloomy tartan]

They crave the taste of power

Internet and electricity taste good as heck apparently

Sharks be biting under sea cables but still

[graceful fern]

They should run for president, pretty good odds against Donald Trump.

[knotty terrace]

is that true?

[prisma cypress]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

For many yeah i forget if it’s all o believe so

[tall grove]

Have they touched the required amount of children to become president?

[gloomy tartan]

I think it’s some shrewd have literal iron teeth

[graceful fern]

I’ll need to consult Epsteins peado book

[gloomy tartan]

Large amounts of iron in teeth make them sharp as heck

Stronk

[tall grove]

Release the guilliman files

[sweet arrow]

[graceful fern]

The imperium isn’t ready

[modern bobcat]

11. Do not discuss politics or engage in discussions on real world events that are likely to be provocative or incite divisive discourse.

Can we not do this a second time?

[tall grove]

“Stronk” in the humongous 2026 💔

[graceful fern]

Do I give a fuck?

[tall grove]

Bro a hall monitor

[gloomy tartan]

You know what I wonder

[astral basin]

If you get a rodent of ANY kind
It is required you put in things that are safe to chew on
Usually salt blocks do the trick bc its a “healthy snack” option
But you want more than just that

[twin dirge]

Chat

[gloomy tartan]

How tough you could get a kangaroo with training

[twin dirge]

Watching DBD cheaters get fuckin cranked

[gloomy tartan]

I mean they are naturally jacked

[tall grove]

You’d die

[twin dirge]

Is so peak

[graceful fern]

Pretty tough

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what I mean

Like imagine if it was trained like some anime protag lmao

Would it be taller Maybie lmao

[graceful fern]

My Australian buddy says that fighting kangaroos is more common than you would think

[gloomy tartan]

I mean yeah

They are numerous

[astral basin]

We had a 3 hour fire
The weary crave rest

[gloomy tartan]

NUMEROUS

From what I hear

[tall grove]

They outnumber humans in Australia

Iirc

[gloomy tartan]

Like the rats for them

Like how I have gophers.

They have kangaroos

[astral basin]

You getting the bubba walks too

[gloomy tartan]

I mean they have fucking roo bars

So they don’t total your car

When they jump infront

Because it’s so frequent

[knotty terrace]

aussie are ya mate?

[gloomy tartan]

I have just known plenty

[graceful fern]

This is why #40k-lore-chat and #40k-book-club are better than Gen chat.

[twin dirge]

Yah lmfao

[tall grove]

Nah because goonchat clears both

[gloomy tartan]

I mean when you have to invent bars for the hood of your car so you don’t total it from hitting something

It’s numerous

Or it’s really fucking big

Man wait if a kangaroo can total a car

A moose would just explode it huh

[astral basin]

A moose does indeed explode cars

[gloomy tartan]

For such little skinny legs they are tall as shit

[astral basin]

I google it once a year just for the lols

[gloomy tartan]

And the legs aren’t small just skinny compared to the center

The MASS

[astral basin]

Thats the issue
The mss

You have deer.
You have cows.
Buffalo were more like cows.
Moose are like if the reintroduced the deer back to the buffalo and gave him a smoking pipe

[gloomy tartan]

You know bout pronghorn ?

[astral basin]

Bull. Cow. Same diff

[gloomy tartan]

I think that’s the name of them

Pronghorns are weird as shit

[astral basin]

Pronghorn is a type of bull. I think
Could be wrong

[gloomy tartan]

And fast as hell

It’s some weird deer thing

[twin dirge]

Tbh the biggest issue with a moose is how tall they are, the car hits the legs so you get an entire moose body in your lap and turns out most laps can't handle that

[gloomy tartan]

It’s so fast because it’s original predator died

And it didn’t evolve slower

It just stayed fast as hell lol

It’s obscenely fast lol

[trail kite]

Pronghorn stakehouse

[gloomy tartan]

Used to be hunted by prehistoric cheetahs lol

[modest flume]

That and they're fucking heavy

Them shits weigh over a ton

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a type of antelope I think

[twin dirge]

Yeah

[astral basin]

Ah i see the pronghorn

[twin dirge]

Moose lands on your windshield and you ain't gonna have no shield for the wind anymore

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a North American animal

[twin dirge]

I need to get some actual melting cheese

Too much wood pulp on my cheese

Won't melt

[gloomy tartan]

It’s just funny to me that they outlived their original predator some prehistoric cheetah and were fast as heck due to being hunted by cheetahs back in the day.

It’s the 2nd land animal after the cheetah

Suck at jumping tho

[astral basin]

Heyo i heard you like yo cheese runny

[timber elk]

Hey aki. Check zealot chat

[modern bobcat]

then you turn it into Gravet elg

[gloomy tartan]

Hey do they have birds

[molten charm]

i've seen a video of someone doing a solo mission, not even with bots. do you need a mod for that?

[gloomy tartan]

Are birds evil

Cuz of that bird guy

[trail kite]

Yyyes

Though the bots will usually die in the first 5 minutes of a difficult mission, which is hardly a make or break amount of time

[prisma cypress]

Weenor

[trail kite]

Weenor

[jaunty path]

jerma really is

just

scout tf2

[hidden whale]

jerma really

doesnt exist

stop pretending hes real before... he becomes...

;.;

[thick tulip]

U mean the bots steal all heals then die. So u can do the entire missions with just heal stims?

[quaint moss]

have you tried adding more wood pulp

[delicate vapor]

hmm

i can get drunk on a monday night

[quaint moss]

Jerma has breached containment

[molten charm]

the bots suck but at least they don't RUN OFF INTO THE NEXT ARENA all the damn time

[quaint moss]

why not

[delicate vapor]

[hidden whale]

dont do it!!

[quaint moss]

do it, no balls

[delicate vapor]

[quaint moss]

do it double and be given balls

[delicate vapor]

[quaint moss]

thats how the math works

[alpine saffron]

If he wasnt from boston

Yeah

100% the same person

Wait Jerma is just a character..

[quaint moss]

scouts from boston, wow cool /j

[molten charm]

would you rather live in boston or tertium

[quaint moss]

can i choose hell

[hidden whale]

youre going to detroit

[quaint moss]

NO, ANYTHING BUT DETROIT NOO NO AAAAA

[gloomy tartan]

Your going to robo cop Detroit

But not the good robo cop movie

The one where he had a jet pack

[jaunty path]

I saw only the first one

[gloomy tartan]

Jerma is a urban myth

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a evil kid in the 2nd one

Third one has a jet pack

[jaunty path]

They deadass made a guy a cop servitor

[quaint moss]

je jad a jet pack?<?

[gloomy tartan]

2nd robo cop is about evil drugs

[alpine saffron]

He's a collective Mandela effect

[gloomy tartan]

He also fought Japanese robots that look like people

They used katanas

[jaunty path]

40k could 100% have robocop

They just don't

:////

[gloomy tartan]

First robo cop was awesome he shot a guy in the dack

2nd one was about evil drugs

[jaunty path]

Cock shot

[gloomy tartan]

It was

[amber delta]

anyone excited for Highguard coming out today?

no? didnt think so

[gloomy tartan]

Third robo cop was about the housing crisis

Quality fell off as it progressed

I’m dead ass too lol

Third robo cop is topical now days

But not the best by a long shot

One and two are way better

One the best

[quaint moss]

like a straw

[gloomy tartan]

Robo cop spinning his pistol is based

Main characters should do more stuff they saw on tv

[amber delta]

I love law enforcement

[molten charm]

But then that guy ALSO had his damaged bodyparts replaced by cybernetics
||Robocock||

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t think anyone in the imperium spins there gun huh

Too nonchalant for Warhammer

[amber delta]

hivescum

[jaunty path]

HivesCum

[amber delta]

how did you know thats what I first wrote but got blocked by automod

[jaunty path]

Society

[amber delta]

joker

mental illness

insanity

pineapple pizza

[modern bobcat]

next class should be a Kroot

[amber delta]

cannibalism

[marsh iris]

they eat canned foods

canned in skin

[nocturne bloom]

Havent slept yet, work asked me to come in and plow the lot. Truck isnt there and nobody is there. Get told they'll be an hour

[amber delta]

kroot treating their distant relatives as dogs is very funny to me

[thick coyote]

Cool, 1 hour nap

[amber delta]

goon

[nocturne bloom]

I won't wake up

[marsh iris]

sounds like the army

[nocturne bloom]

Ive been up for about 30 hours now

Started yesterday laying in insulation then shoveling all day

[amber delta]

sounds like logistics

[rough verge]

One time I had 9 monsters and played warframe for 3 days straight

[marsh iris]

smells like

[rough verge]

Summer of puberty amirite

[amber delta]

dont smell puberty

[rough verge]

I was a germophobe

[amber delta]

thats the presidents job

[rough verge]

I spent a majority of my money and morning making sure I aint smell like a teenage boy

[turbid jungle]

Sleep deprivation stinks

Literally

[marsh iris]

my beloved says brooooooo

[turbid jungle]

People who havent slept smell like shit

[nocturne bloom]

Im not even joking, there's over 2 feet of snow down

[rough verge]

Is there a biological reason why no sleep equals smell bad

[nocturne bloom]

Some spots its up to my waist

[turbid jungle]

Yes

[rough verge]

Or is it just
Tired=likely to forget about self care

[turbid jungle]

More stress and anxiety, along with sleep deprivation making it harder, or even impossible for some individuals to recognize certain odors relating to bodily stress

[modern bobcat]

Projekt Red confirmed 4 feet tall

[marsh iris]

get some sleep deprived shower

[gloomy void]

Someone say plow

[turbid jungle]

Sleep deprived stink goes through cologne like water through tissue

[nocturne bloom]

1 inch above average tyvm

[rough verge]

I like to be clean and have cologne most of the time

Think it might be meta

[gloomy void]

Deodorant before bed

Trust

Helps a lot

[rough verge]

I shower before bed too

[marsh iris]

someone warm him up waist down

[gloomy void]

You sweat a lot when sleeping

Deodorant before bed is tech shit

[turbid jungle]

Even if you stay clean and use deodorant, bodily stresses are gonna make your apocrine glands freak out

And that stink aint gonna get hidden lol

[rough verge]

I mean I shower after I wake too

[turbid jungle]

Which is why you can tell if someone is sick as well (same smell)

[marsh iris]

reminds me of powder bathing out in the field

[gloomy void]

I shower daily and use deodorant before bed and before heading out

Clean boi

[rough verge]

I dont get how people dont shower. I find it impossible to not go twice

[turbid jungle]

Sleep deprivation is not dissimilar from intoxication in that it makes you smell like death and not recognize it

[gloomy void]

As someone who pulled all nighters frequently you cam easily make yourself smell fine

[turbid jungle]

All nighters aint sleep deprivation lol

[gloomy void]

It is if you stayed up for 2 days straight when your job is longer than 10 hours

[gloomy void]

Not getting sleep is indeed sleep deprived

[rough verge]

I remember my first sidegig too cupcake

[gloomy void]

If your going multiple days without sleep past like 2 your a moron or have a major health issue

[timber elk]

Well sooooooorrry I have insomnia

[rough verge]

When I was out the womb I was fighting for oil in the Amazon to pay for my double knee amputation

[timber elk]

Stinky

[gloomy void]

Because that’s the realm of it causing permanent brain damage

[gloomy void]

Same

I don’t go that long without sleeping

[turbid jungle]

24+ consecutive hours will cause loss of cognitive functions including the ability to recognize odors, and beyond that you will likely begin to micronap without realizing it to compensate

[gloomy void]

Multiple forms of sleep medication are designed to knock your ass put even if you don’t want to be

[turbid jungle]

If you somehow dont, you will probably suffer some form of brain damage after like 30 hours of consistent full awareness

[timber elk]

At that point I’m fighting the shadow people

There’s one shadow guy named Steve who likes to throw haymakers

And another name Bobby who throws a lot of high kicks

[turbid jungle]

At 72 hours you will literally be seeing yourself in the future probably

[gloomy void]

I wonder how brain damaged i am

[turbid jungle]

Thats when the advanced hallucinations start to happen

[gloomy void]

Especially since covid technically fucks up the brain longterm too

[timber elk]

Shit. I think I’m in silent hill

[timber elk]

Good thing Covid is scared of me >:D

[rough verge]

I had maybe a dozen concussions

[turbid jungle]

But even if you tried real hard to stay awake that long, you will have micro-napped without you knowing

[gloomy void]

My current sleep meds given me the wildest dreams

And they feel like they last hours

[timber elk]

wakes up in a dumpster wait how did i get here?

[rough verge]

Sometimes I get sleep paralysis

I hate it

[timber elk]

Real talk I hate that

[rough verge]

2/10

[timber elk]

Especially when your inner self is desperately fighting to move

[turbid jungle]

When i was in the military I was on meds to prevent me from sleeping (i would sleep for an medically excessive amount of time) and the dose they gave me was WAY too big, so i had to be hospitalized with severe sleep deprivation LOL

It was NOT fun

[timber elk]

I think I was half-asleep one time and i remember screaming “RELEASE ME!!!”

[rough verge]

One time I fell asleep in the bath

[timber elk]

OOF

[rough verge]

Sleep paralysis with only my nose out

Holy fuck

[turbid jungle]

Bro got pruned

[twin dirge]

I've fallen asleep on the shitter before

Mega back and neck pain

[timber elk]

Bros body is his own worst enemy

[twin dirge]

Would not recommend

[turbid jungle]

Falling asleep on the toilet is something every living person needs to experience

[twin dirge]

Agreed

[timber elk]

I’ve fallen asleep on the toilet

It was a very odd experience

[rough verge]

Man I know your legs were hella asleep

[turbid jungle]

Either its the best fucking sleep you will ever have, or you wake up 20 years older

[twin dirge]

I woke up 20 years older

[amber delta]

half of you need to be hospitalised

[timber elk]

I woke up startled and accidentally shit in the toilet

It was the most funniest and most scared I ever was

Because i genuinely don’t remember how i ended up on the toilet

[rough verge]

Drunk

Vro had a pack of tweas

[timber elk]

Hmmmm nah I don’t drink

If anything the only liquor I like is moonshine apple pie

[astral basin]

Im free

[rough verge]

I like moonshine a lot

[astral basin]

Fallen

[amber delta]

thats probably why, you were severely dehydrated

[timber elk]

No I drink alot of water

[turbid jungle]

The only drink i consume is the word of the lord amen

[amber delta]

God bless

[timber elk]

I’m not religious so I’ll just nod my head rapidly and just say “yeah what that guy said too”

[twin dirge]

Water is so tasty

Would die without water ngl

[timber elk]

Water is succulent meal

[astral basin]

Aki wtf kinda water do you drink

[twin dirge]

Like

Tap water

Idk

What kind do you drink

[rough verge]

Water is tasty until you yave to have to drink 3 liters a day

Then its a chore

[astral basin]

I dont. Any water i consume is boiled the hell out of and steeped or strained
Sometimes its out of a bottle

[sleek harness]

We should be the one asking you this

Water is tasty

[amber delta]

you shouldnt boil your water unless its from a questionable source

[fierce tulip]

hello guys just bought the game

[astral basin]

Water out of the tab is question as is when living in a town or city

[amber delta]

hello new person happy for you hope you enjoy it

[sleek harness]

Grey namer

[twin dirge]

I just ate 4 microwave burritos

I feel fat

[astral basin]

Based

[twin dirge]

It was good

[amber delta]

tap water in my place is pretty good quality but I still filter it first

[twin dirge]

I put cheese and hot sauce in it

On it

[astral basin]

Aki sleepy time

[rough verge]

Hello!

[twin dirge]

No

Not sleep

[astral basin]

Lies

[timber elk]

Greetings new fresh meat

[twin dirge]

Still early

[rough verge]

Grey name or battle born?

[timber elk]

makes obnoxious slurping sounds while drinking water

[astral basin]

So… night reign then sleep?

[rough verge]

drinks from the straw but the drink is gone and im just making noise

[loud kestrel]

Sluuuuuuuurp

[twin dirge]

Aughhh

[astral basin]

Aki cringed at the idea

Lmao

[timber elk]

What a wonderful and scrumptious meal water is

<:3

[twin dirge]

I suppose I can play some nr

[rough verge]

AND its 0 calorie :]]]

[amber delta]

ntr

[astral basin]

I do not suggest that I am feeling frisky
I’m gonna play doll

[turbid jungle]

New rotation

[timber elk]

A true gentleman’s meal and substance :]]]

[twin dirge]

That's what my dm with my 2 homies is called

[timber elk]

And its health for your kidneys too since your not feeding it alcohol

[twin dirge]

Naming the gc ntr is peak

[amber delta]

[little marten]

Fuck I accidentally paid for nitro

[timber elk]

HOW!?!!!!

[amber delta]

blue checkmark laugh at this user

[timber elk]

HOW THE FUCK

[little marten]

I forgot to cancel

How do I cancel

[rough verge]

I think you mean NTP, as in Neurotoxin Payload. The infamously gamebreaking autocannon overclock

[amber delta]

🪨

[little marten]

Ok I cancelled it

£9.99 STOLEN

[amber delta]

fuck u mean u pay 10 quids for your nitro

[timber elk]

Well you better spend it on something cool

[amber delta]

my nitro is a quarter of this price

[sleek harness]

3 months paying for nitro

Loser

[alpine saffron]

Whuh

I paid 10 bucks for my nitro

[little marten]

1 month 1 month!!!!

[sleek harness]

3 months

[amber delta]

I have some old model with regional pricing that does not have all features like server boosting or global stickers

[hollow seal]

i'm trying to make an ogryn called boshfather but computer says no

[amber delta]

but I got global emojis and thats all I need

[hollow seal]

is it because the word fat's in there

[sleek harness]

He had automatic payment on

That's a bullshit

[little marten]

Automatic payment takes so much from me

[fierce cave]

Pov random subscriptions

[little marten]

I’m still paying like £6 for an Xbox 360 sub

[fierce cave]

Lmao

[timber elk]

dies with half-life 2 ragdoll and sound effects

[little marten]

Yo

[amber delta]

you are corporations' favourite customer fr

[fiery wave]

They force it like sub systems unless you send gifts to yourself to control it.

[fierce cave]

Can't even cancel it because Xbox 360 servers are down

[sleek harness]

Dude is literally a 80 year old men

[little marten]

I love to be milked

[fierce cave]

Ayp

AYO

[amber delta]

subscribe indefinitely and forget to unsub

[amber delta]

[little marten]

Xbox 360
WoW
Kindle +
Disney +
Minecraft realms

That’s like £40

That’s without fucking nitro

[amber delta]

my brother you are not a dairy cow, you are a lolcow

[sleek harness]

Dude just cancel thoses subscriptions

You can't be that old to not know how

[little marten]

I’ll cancel

[sleek harness]

With that money I could have brought so many edibles

[little marten]

Fair point fair point

New year new me

[somber stream]

Nurgle succumbed to the pink rot

[timber elk]

No that’s for people like nova online

[somber stream]

[timber elk]

God I fucking hate that guy

[little marten]

If it’s strapped to a big booty Latina then hell yeah

[amber delta]

no clue who that is

my favourite lolcow is hasan

[timber elk]

He’s a tik tok PDFile

Who is constantly trying to become tik tok viral again

However he is constantly getting exposed and his house is a total mess

[amber delta]

pdf files usually get viral easily why is he struggling

[timber elk]

Because he doesn’t want to be known as “hey that’s the guy who got caught with minors in his 18+ server”

[somber stream]

I had a dream yesterday, my ancestor on the Asian side pointed at my face and spat "Disgraceful conduct" with the full asian accent and everything

[amber delta]

just gotta lean into it at this point its too late to changee your career

[little marten]

Rip

[twin flower]

Its a sign

[timber elk]

It’s been like 4 years. Dude is basically a walking disaster

[somber stream]

"Pound gaijin mago, pound!" He said

[twin flower]

Why does it sound like a line from family guy

[timber elk]

He keeps getting fired from jobs, every discord he sets up. It immediately gets hacked and nuked into oblivion (because no shit nobody wants him having one) and he won’t get off the internet due to how much of a danger he poses

[twin flower]

Who?

[timber elk]

Nova online

[little marten]

Was he being sus with the minors?

[twin flower]

Who that?

[timber elk]

A lolcow

[little marten]

Why the fuck am I using the word sus

[amber delta]

time to escape to argentina and change your name

[fiery wave]

The one good thing is if he is on the net, you know the clown is too busy trying to be seen to do much worse.

[timber elk]

More like he was caught in a YouTuber panel singing twinkle twinkle little star while in a call with minors

While sucking on a pacifier

[little marten]

Yo

[timber elk]

And that happened four years ago

[little marten]

Let’s get those gallows built

[timber elk]

Since than dude had more than 3 discord servers nuked into oblivion by hackers and discord staff

He also tried to start up a braclet company which failed miserably

[little marten]

Why are all these freaks so much more popular on the internet than me

[alpine saffron]

🔥

[timber elk]

Use the word infamous

Than you will feel better

[alpine saffron]

I cant even react on people's messages

[little marten]

What fucked up shit do I need to invest my interest in to get my own discord

[alpine saffron]

Kms

[somber stream]

Embrace your inner Freak, cultivate it

To new heights

[delicate kite]

are we getting boned here

getting freaky an all

[alpine saffron]

Me, give me 2mil

[twin flower]

Yo

[little marten]

Gimme a couple days to liquidate some funds

[alpine saffron]

Hihi

[timber elk]

As I was saying.

Plus there is also novas house which is a absolute pig hut

Trash everywhere. Floors unclean, garbage even inside of the fridge.

[alpine saffron]

If they're funds arent they already liquidated

[alpine saffron]

Who

[timber elk]

At one point he even made a “tik tok journey” into cleaning his house

[little marten]

Frozen intangible assets

[twin flower]

Is that Angel from Clinical

[timber elk]

Nova online. A infamous pdfile Tik toker

[alpine saffron]

Dw about it

[alpine saffron]

How many of these people are there

[twin flower]

Iz good game

[trail bramble]

need to find a bunch of uni students finishing a comp sci degree and tell them about how they should make an unshittified discord

[timber elk]

Lolcows?

[alpine saffron]

🔥

[timber elk]

Ummm well Chris-Chan was the first

[alpine saffron]

Disgusting "famous" people

Like that streamer

[timber elk]

Oh drdisrepect?

[twin flower]

lmao

[timber elk]

I haven’t heard much of him since last year

[hidden whale]

unshittify how

[timber elk]

I don’t keep tabs on him

[alpine saffron]

Nono the long haired one

Nurgle's champion

Forgot his name

[timber elk]

Oh asmon?

[alpine saffron]

Turned out to be a pedo too

[twin flower]

Dunno a lot of streamers ngl

[amber delta]

dr disrespect got kidnapped the the US military

[alpine saffron]

Ye asmongold

[twin flower]

Wait wuh

[timber elk]

WAIT WHAT

[twin flower]

He is?

[alpine saffron]

NO dr disrespect is one

[trail bramble]

shit like the nitro store
discords about to ipo and then enshittification will accelerate

[timber elk]

NO SHIT

[little marten]

Wait

[timber elk]

wait I’m extremely confused

[twin flower]

Thought you meant charlie for a sec lmao

[amber delta]

asmon is not a pedo he is too much of a shutin to talk to anyone

[twin flower]

real

[little marten]

There’s a whole range of fat weird pedo influencers

[timber elk]

That and his content is also lame now

[alpine saffron]

The day that comes out is the day we've lost a true journalist...

[twin flower]

why are we talking about pedo's again

[timber elk]

Just a bunch of P-word stuff

[alpine saffron]

Wasnt it always lame?

[little marten]

Cause I accidentally paid for nitro

[alpine saffron]

Idk i just got here

[timber elk]

Yeah but now it’s even lamer

[twin flower]

Its youu!

[twin flower]

Welcome to gen chat

[amber delta]

biggest WoW streamer to biggest political streamer pipeline

[alpine saffron]

You'd think it's a slaanesh game instead of a nurgle game

[little marten]

<- Biggest Darktide discord political streamer

[marsh iris]

garlic butter rice BAYBEEEE

[timber elk]

Ewwww the P-word

[marsh iris]

so stoked

[timber elk]

Sahtp

[amber delta]

what is your opinion on Atoma's taxation policy

[somber stream]

Any meat

[trail bramble]

it does give you the easy dunk of "you literally get your opinions from a guy who used a dead rat for an alarm clock"

[marsh iris]

chilli tuna

[twin flower]

Hey Id actually like to try fighting against Slanesh

[somber stream]

Eating good

[fierce cave]

Chat

Kill your local fly

[marsh iris]

YEEEEE

[timber elk]

Or a guy who would dig into his bloody gums and rub the blood on the wall

[fierce cave]

What the fuck

[fierce cave]

Hello worm snake thing

[timber elk]

Yeah asmongold is disgusting

[twin flower]

local fly?

[timber elk]

I don’t know why anyone would take him seriously

[marsh iris]

[timber elk]

Than

[twin flower]

aww doggo garlic

[timber elk]

Again

[fierce cave]

Your local flasher

[timber elk]

He legit had dark side Phil on his channel

[fierce cave]

Butter dawg

[little marten]

Not high enough.

If the emperor loving citizens of Atoma have time to do trivial nonsensical inefficiencies such as get diseases and actively rebel, then they’ve clearly not been incentivised by the tithes to remain ‘busy’ worshipping the emperor through toil.

[twin flower]

we dont got those around here

none that am aware of anyway

[marsh iris]

garlickin myself

[fierce cave]

It's you

[fierce cave]

What

[timber elk]

Which DSP is also a lolcow

[twin flower]

Shih

im flashin it

[fierce cave]

It being me

[amber delta]

would you suggest 100%+ tax bracket or 200%+ is more motivating

[twin flower]

Eyo?

[marsh iris]

you know what i mean

[timber elk]

Anyway

[fierce cave]

Stop sucking yourself bro

[marsh iris]

[twin flower]

more of a youtuber guy so idk a lot of streamers to begin with

[timber elk]

I’m gonna stop talking about lolcows now

And start playing black myth wukong

[twin flower]

pog

[little marten]

There’s no need to be unfair, 100%+ with unpaid tax being assigned to next of kin

[amber delta]

[twin flower]

hm

[timber elk]

I may be a lamb but I enjoy a good story and a sequel

[little marten]

Pookong

[twin flower]

Black Myth is a sequel?

[timber elk]

Yeah

[marsh iris]

no way, blacks are real

[amber delta]

sequel to Black Mesa

[timber elk]

It’s a sequel to jounery to the west

[little marten]

Ancestors the humankind oddessy

[twin flower]

They've evolved

[timber elk]

And it’s a damn good one at that

[little marten]

I have no idea how to play that game

[twin flower]

Huh, didnt know that

[timber elk]

Since people in china really care about the story of journey to the west

[twin flower]

Weird ass game to begin with

[amber delta]

+1000 social credit score

[little marten]

I’m sorry but I was unable to foster the human race as my homos kept falling off of cliffs

[twin flower]

or dying to carnivores

[timber elk]

So the people who made it had to get it right otherwise it would be a complete flop

[marsh iris]

i want to see wu kong vs loki and see who trolls the best

[timber elk]

:0

That sounds awesome

Or better yet

Son Goku versus sun wukong

[twin flower]

Is journey to the west also a game

[timber elk]

No

It’s only a book and tv show

But black myth wukong is a sequel to the story

[little marten]

I thought there was a journey to the west game

Old af on Xbox

[timber elk]

I don’t believe so?

[alpine saffron]

I wonder what admonition is up to

[timber elk]

Probably up to no good stinky deeds

[little marten]

Ah I’m thinking of Enslaved

[twin flower]

tryinna bring back one of the twins body for some reason but ig we stopped that

[little marten]

Think it had Andy Serkis in it lol

[marsh iris]

putting up posters on terminus toilet stall doors

[timber elk]

You know what we need?

[alpine saffron]

Soap

[timber elk]

Dreg maulers

[little marten]

It’s a loose adaption of journey to the west

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enslaved:_Odyssey_to_the_West

[marsh iris]

tox mauler

[twin flower]

I think I only know certain movies called journey to the west

[little marten]

Written by Alex garland

[alpine saffron]

burstmauler...

[twin flower]

Dreg Maulers that sneak up on you

[somber stream]

Someone should add RGB rave light to Dark Communion and put Caramelldansen on the background the entire time, on loop

[twin flower]

[marsh iris]

i think we have that, called crushers

[little marten]

Go on then

[alpine saffron]

Yeah imma be real, they dont have to or will be able to sneak when I'm fighting the 5 crushers of pain and despair

[somber stream]

I don't know how to talk to puter

[alpine saffron]

Say hi

[wind wing]

Turning around to see a crusher fully wound up and you already know it’s over

[marsh iris]

why, you shy?

[wind wing]

Wow thanks for replying to the WTONG THING

[twin flower]

the bigguns

[timber elk]

The overhead strike of doom and despair

[little marten]

😼

[twin flower]

need more enemies reeee

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqhKGBWvyqM
Something like this

[twin flower]

and weapons

[alpine saffron]

[marsh iris]

turn around you see crushers showing their armpits, you know you are going to have a good time

[little marten]

There simply is not enough shit in Darktide

[amber delta]

sliding away from a mauler overhead directly into a crusher overhead that was aimed at your teammate

[alpine saffron]

Ogryn pit huffing?

[twin flower]

what them aliens up to

[worn halo]

Crusher got a crush on you

[alpine saffron]

New havoc mode?

[wind wing]

Superman “my favorite” image

[marsh iris]

imagine the smell

[twin flower]

Hell nah

[alpine saffron]

Dont ogryns sleep in shit

[twin flower]

Well maybe if they add quickplay or something on it

[alpine saffron]

Like on the imperium's side

[amber delta]

did someone say add quickplay to havoc

[twin flower]

Yes

[alpine saffron]

God PLEASE

[amber delta]

[somber stream]

Standard daily Rave session

[alpine saffron]

The imperium on atoma fighting for their lives:
The filthy xenos: Yakuza dancing gif

[twin flower]

am just imagining them with the outfits now and everything as they dance to it

[somber stream]

Grey name turned red

[alpine saffron]

YYYOOOOOO

[somber stream]

You're one of us now, there is no turning back

[alpine saffron]

Became of age

[amber delta]

welcome redshirt

[alpine saffron]

I still cant post images

Kms

[twin flower]

Theres no image perms in gen chat

[somber stream]

I'm sorry

[alpine saffron]

[amber delta]

only mods flex image perms

[twin flower]

Real

[amber delta]

you are stuck with stickers

and mpreg

[twin flower]

It works in other channels tho

[alpine saffron]

Not my own stickers

1984

Oh wait I do

[amber delta]

nice

keep going

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

🫃

I dread the day they take mpreg away from us

[alpine saffron]

Mpreg is the last thing holding society together

[sweet arrow]

[alpine saffron]

🫄 🫃 holy shit two mpregs

Wait no it's gender neutral

My bad sorry

[somber stream]

Holy shit

Thempreg

[trail bramble]

🫄

[twin flower]

We in the omega verse now

or whatever the hell its called

[alpine saffron]

I'm an alpha in a server of omegas...

[twin flower]

[marsh iris]

omegapreg

[twin flower]

I see karien knows what that is

[somber scroll]

Mpreg dominatus

[marsh iris]

cut one preg off, many more pregs will grow

[fiery wave]

Clearly. Not my thing but ppl keep pushing it on lasses as well nowadays and it makes even less sense.

[twin flower]

The funny, I only know it since my gf actively talks about it to me

[fiery wave]

Why yes, I do look up Maya x Claudine stuff.

[marsh iris]

should i google that

[twin flower]

uhh, i dont think its that nsfw

basically yuri i guess

[fiery wave]

I have no karking idea why the fanbase is into omegaverse with those two as Alphas vying for each other.

[alpine saffron]

MegasPregganatus

[alpine saffron]

What's omegaverse

[fiery wave]

It can be, but SFW for most parts.

[twin flower]

Dont worry about it

[alpine saffron]

I asked mf

[marsh iris]

its the omega kind of perverse

[alpine saffron]

What does that mean

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

"Omegaverse, or
A/B/O (Alpha/Beta/Omega), is a speculative, often erotic, subgenre of fanfiction and literature where characters are divided into a rigid, wolf-inspired hierarchy"

What the fuck

[alpine saffron]

Oh that

[fiery wave]

You know pack hierarchy? Now apply it to humans.

[marsh iris]

oh

[somber stream]

Greetings, packmates

[twin flower]

Awoooo

[alpine saffron]

Did you know that the "wolf inspired hierarchy" was fake

[twin dirge]

What did I come back to

[marsh iris]

awoo mate

[alpine saffron]

Some guy wrote it when he was studying wolves and published a book about it

[twin dirge]

Don't answer that

[somber stream]

🐺

[daring panther]

fun fact: the origin of mpreg is from omegaverse fanfiction

[somber stream]

Awwooo

[alpine saffron]

And then he continued studying wolves but he was like "wait everything i wrote about alphas n shit isnt true!!"

[twin flower]

Get mpreg'd

[fiery wave]

Yes, but the idea of it still is there. And that's what the Omegaverse is based on.

[somber stream]

mpreg lore expanded

[alpine saffron]

Dumb

[marsh iris]

✊ 🐺 awoo

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

I need a pensive wolf emoji NOW

[fiery wave]

Don't ask me, I see the two of them as switches. With Maya trolling Claudine all the time.

[marsh iris]

ill think about it

[somber stream]

My nitro sub is ending soon

And i'm not about to extend it

[little marten]

Mine ended 🙁

[somber stream]

Lies

[little marten]

I forgot

22 feb it will end now

FOREVER

[somber stream]

"Hey siri, set reminder to end nitro..."

[hidden whale]

damn someone paid for nitro?

forget to instacancel

[fiery wave]

Then you get pestered to swap avatar or so. IDK how that works after nitro ends since can't afford animated avatars lul.

[somber stream]

Oh it automatically disable your gif privillege and set back to your default, unanimated peasantry pfp

[little marten]

I can animate my pfp?

Me ripping off my shirt to expose my shredded glistening 12 pack

[hidden whale]

post ?

[fiery wave]

Ah.

[cosmic burrow]

Of beer more likely

[fiery wave]

You just need to record yourself and speed it up to fit then compress and convert to .gif.

[tall grove]

Pics or didn’t happen

[grand terrace]

is there a schedule for cosmetic rotations?

[tall grove]

Yes, thursdays biweekly

[grand terrace]

is there a list where i can see what skins are upcoming?

[hidden whale]

he needs to do that hmmm?

hmmmmm?

[fiery wave]

He asked how he could animate his pfp, so I told exactly how.

I guess the other way is paying someone to draw and animate him.

[thick tulip]

Damn. I wish I had that much beer rn.

[cosmic burrow]

You wish

[elder merlin]

[brave slate]

It's been more than a month since the last event, any whispers about whats coming next?

Was just looking at the event/update release schedule last year and the ogryn event started on Jan 16th

[tacit geode]

They said new class this year

That's about it

[brave slate]

Imagine if we get the Waking Giants event again with the new, tankier Crushers

[tacit geode]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/wrapping-up-2025-and-looking-ahead/118057

[raven salmon]

i want slug mode back

no fewer than 10 beasts of nurgle a mission

[hidden whale]

only 10 burgles?

[brave slate]

I saw that but was wondering when we'd at least get a basic event. Last years schedule had approximately 1 month breaks in betweeen events at most. Was hoping we'd get something for the year 2026 soon

[raven salmon]

every single player loading in with a thammer wishing for 30 for sure

i never saw so many thammer zealots lol

[tacit geode]

Maybe February

[hidden whale]

4 burgles

4 stealth thammers

[raven salmon]

i remember when they first announced havoc i thought it'd be stuff like that

"this week you are fighting beasts of nurgle at every spawn trigger good luck"

and not like the same modifiers for like 2 months

[amber delta]

they teasing a third new class but we still havent had any story followup on dark communion did they forget they have a story they are telling

[tacit geode]

No man's land is implying something is going on

But that's more a side story to the main one

[amber delta]

yeah im itching for a new non-operation map

[tacit geode]

I blame you varlets

[amber delta]

new classes are cool and all but

gimme maps

[gloomy void]

We need less classes rn and more missions, weapons, and balance patches

[amber delta]

true

[cosmic burrow]

Imo the second campaing is happening at the same time sone of the battle for tertium missions are happening

If fatshark wont do dates we can only speculate

[amber delta]

no man's land is implying grendyl hates skitarii

[tacit geode]

We have no in game timeline at all

[marsh iris]

fatshark dating game?

[cosmic burrow]

The thing is we have

Battle for tertium is numbered missions. So there is A timeline.

[fiery wave]

And then you get findom from Hallowette.

[cosmic burrow]

But we dont know when the second campaing happens. At the same time or later. Thats the options

[fiery wave]

Her teasing you with new products as you cough up more and more cash for her attention.

[elder merlin]

You give fatshark too much credit

[marsh iris]

i dont want her but dukane

[brave slate]

Just like back in the day... All those resources i spent on her just to have her brick my best weapons

[elder merlin]

[fiery wave]

That's just getting your balls crushed for failure.

[marsh iris]

[tacit geode]

We also have no idea how long a period of time the game takes place across

[fiery wave]

That's Hadron.

[tacit geode]

Months? Years? Etc

[elder merlin]

Thank you, Pc players, for suffering for us playstation players. You too, Xbone

[marsh iris]

havocin it

[fiery wave]

She just cockblocks you because she is interested only in the weapons you bring her.

[brave slate]

oh damn. Misread. I need some coffee

[cosmic light]

i hope developers will fix silent busters and silent crashers

[cosmic burrow]

It was stated that it was months between missions iirc

[fiery wave]

Heh.

[cosmic burrow]

May be wrong on that

[brave slate]

How long has the battle in tertium been going on?

[cosmic burrow]

Between months to years

Idk

Ping joplay she will know annasnwesr

[fierce cave]

Chat

Im getting a new phone chat

[fallow oyster]

Did they nerf the plasma gun?

2 shots to kill a shotgunner

wtf

[fierce cave]

@fiery wave

[amber delta]

they didnt

[fierce cave]

Upgrade it

[fallow oyster]

It’s max

[amber delta]

hit the head

[fierce cave]

Skill issue

[amber delta]

or crit

or skill issue

[brave slate]

What brand/model? Let us know so we can judge you

[fierce cave]

Google pixel

I have one currently

[fallow oyster]

The bolt gun seems to do more dmg

[fierce cave]

Easier to transfer data

[fierce cave]

That's cause it does 2 instances

[amber delta]

this mf is paying for a google product

[fierce cave]

75% off

[fallow oyster]

Wdym

[fierce cave]

Good deal I say

[fierce cave]

The explosion

[amber delta]

I would like to retract my statement