general-chat

[solar widget]

I should be able to teamkill cutthroats

And only cutthroats

[solar widget]

[river elbow]

Good morning, Rejects, Scum, and Lex-mates. May the Judge of Terra guide your hand as you slay the Heretic!

[low blade]

I have to walk to class in the feezing cold yippee

[analog marsh]

Is that the one that cries about cadia constantly?

[solar widget]

Yea

Its the cadia insert

[analog marsh]

Ok and yeah he's annoying.

[solar widget]

Im so done with cadia yo

[solar widget]

This why i always bring a heated jacket and pants to college
Makes me so warm

[worn halo]

Only when I ride 🏍️

[trail kite]

🐺🐺🐺

[tiny swift]

Discord mods act like Abrahamic Jesus. Holy fuck. Not recommend it

[twin flower]

Wot happened

[tiny swift]

I said I don't support politics, on FH server tab, and got banned lmao

[tiny swift]

No matter, left or right, even middle, you get berma banned for not supporting Mod's weird fetish

[fierce cave]

Reddit

[tiny swift]

Reddit =/= Discord

[amber delta]

whatever politics discord mods hold, I hold the opposite

[tiny swift]

Banned.

[amber delta]

[tiny swift]

It really strikes you, when you look at bebates of older times, vs Today.

[twin flower]

FH?

[amber delta]

for honor probably

[solar widget]

My politics depend on who im rage baiting today

[modern bobcat]

billions must vote

[tiny swift]

For honor, autisic fightig game that we can't let die

[twin flower]

Honestly surprised its still around ngl

[amber delta]

no vote ever matters

[tiny swift]

I'm too, it's been 11 years

[solar widget]

Its fanbase are masochists who never get enough of their cbt (gameplay)

[amber delta]

same I played it a bit on release and thought it was neat but too sweaty for my liking

[tiny swift]

AND WE GOT LU BU, HAH!>!@$@~!@$!%! we got Lu Bu in Game, and Darktide don't So We win with 3k players!

[twin flower]

real

[solar widget]

I touched it once

…never again

[amber delta]

probably the sweat is what keeps it alive

[tiny swift]

I drink it

It's salty but amazing

[twin flower]

thought the combat was noice yeah back when it released

[amber delta]

[solar widget]

Its at that point where new players are never gonna learn the game cause everyone left is sweaty asf

[tiny swift]

We beg and hope, FH won't be seen by Ubisfoft, or it will get canceled

[twin dirge]

As someone who tried to be a new FH player

Yes

Ts sucked

[solar widget]

Got the premium ass beating

[tiny swift]

FH is amazing! here try this 49 bricks on your forehead

[twin dirge]

It's like playing mortal Kombat against your older brother and he just shits all over you

Get infinite comboed in the corner

[tiny swift]

MK1 is best

[twin dirge]

[fierce cave]

AKI

[twin dirge]

Idek what I was doing and bro was cutting my head off before I even attacked

[solar widget]

When i tried it i skipped the tutorial

Biggest mistake ever

[fierce cave]

IM HERE FOR MY DAILY SMOOCH

[twin dirge]

[twin flower]

zamn

where my smooch

[tiny swift]

Honest quesion. Do you think FH has future in 2026.2027?

[fierce cave]

You gotta be woman

[twin dirge]

[solar widget]

Smooching in public????

Im calling HR

[amber delta]

im here for my daily spank

[twin flower]

Guess not

[twin flower]

Ehhh

[tiny swift]

I feel this is last of FH we will see

[twin dirge]

I don't discriminate

[twin flower]

I mean it held out longer that I thought it would

[twin dirge]

I kiss the homies and homettes

[fierce cave]

I do

[tiny swift]

also I forgot i'm in Darktide server

[fierce cave]

Against clankers

[twin flower]

I thought people would just get sick of the gameplay

[twin dirge]

[fierce cave]

This is darktide?

[solar widget]

Clankers into
Scrap is peak

[twin dirge]

I'm about to play some hd2

[fierce cave]

Holy shit

[fierce cave]

I'll join you

Gimme like

20mins

[tiny swift]

Nate is going to ban me, watch me guys

[twin dirge]

Fair nuff

[amber delta]

ubisoft got bought by arabs right, sooooo... maybe? theyll tell devs to add middle eastern faction

[tiny swift]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm banned

[fierce cave]

All clankers are robots
But not all robots are clankers

[amber delta]

or something

[twin dirge]

I bought the new warbond

I crave the c4

[fierce cave]

It's out?

[twin dirge]

Yea

[fierce cave]

YIPPPEEE

[solar widget]

The new warbond is out?

[twin dirge]

The new missions too

Came out like an hour ago

[fierce cave]

Les fookin goo

[solar widget]

Im still working on the maxigun warbond

🥹

[fierce cave]

Im running immunity to gas

The WW2 byuld

Or incredible gassius

[twin dirge]

MY MAN

[amber delta]

I stopped playing because every warbond was disappointing

[fierce cave]

It's aura bro

[tiny swift]

slurp all coca-cola magazine

[twin dirge]

Got we're gonna get along for sure

[solar widget]

I like running the cop warbond

I love police brutality against aliens and clankers

[amber delta]

illegal aliens?

[fierce cave]

I'ma sc and edit the against part

[twin dirge]

Deescelator is peak

[modern bobcat]

helldivers 2 is the epitome of nothing ever happens

[twin dirge]

Can't spell today

[amber delta]

real

[twin dirge]

[fierce cave]

Hater

[tiny swift]

Aren't Aliens etraterestial, beyond earth tho

[solar widget]

K-9 drone is the best drone

Ngl

[fierce cave]

America is earth or something

[twin dirge]

Hey I like killing things with stuff

That's all I need

[fierce cave]

Hotdog

With gas

[tiny swift]

likeif someone is from poland, mexico or hawaii, they're notalian

[twin dirge]

I understand the hate but at the same time, I'm having fun

[fierce cave]

Those hand movements

[twin dirge]

I'm level 40 to be fair

[fierce cave]

[tiny swift]

I'm just too stupid for those things

[solar widget]

Nah k-9 got that electric shiiiit

I can yell pikachu snd have it fry a voteless

[fierce cave]

I play bugs

[twin dirge]

Mfw I spam lt in the corner

[fierce cave]

And bots

[fierce cave]

6

[solar widget]

I play whatever my personal order is

[fierce cave]

What comes after 6

[solar widget]

Wrong reply

[fierce cave]

Uh

[twin dirge]

I just be killing stuff

[solar widget]

Im so smart

[twin dirge]

9

[amber delta]

[fierce cave]

67

[twin dirge]

9 comes after 6

7 and 8 aren't real numbers

[fierce cave]

7 ate 9

[twin dirge]

They can't hurt you

[solar widget]

I really need to complete the maxigun warbond im still on the first page

[amber delta]

fuck u hardon

[fierce cave]

Me when I tell the caveman twentee ate stabwounds
28 STAB WOUNDS

[twin dirge]

I finished mine

[solar widget]

Im swapping our progress with hacks

Siiiiigh

[twin dirge]

Do it

[fierce cave]

76

7667766776677

[twin dirge]

You'd lose so much more than you'd gain

[solar widget]

Agony

[amber delta]

imagine if bethesda announced sequel to fallout 76 and called it fallout 67

[fierce cave]

I gotta mox off my gas warbond and patriots and the cop one and the new one

[solar widget]

Fallout 420

[twin dirge]

Id end my suffering

[fierce cave]

Mog warbond when

[twin dirge]

I have so many left to finish still

I own basically all of them

[amber delta]

hi new person

[fierce cave]

I finished every other one

[solar widget]

I have all the warbonds done except the collab, maxigun, and the new one

[twin dirge]

Have like half of them half completed

[wanton vale]

Hi stranger

[twin dirge]

Some are finished

[fierce cave]

So you have not all of em

[amber delta]

you can call me chud

[solar widget]

No i have all of them

[fierce cave]

Ching

[fierce cave]

Well no

[wanton vale]

Hi chud

[solar widget]

Well yes

[fierce cave]

Your missing 3

[amber delta]

ok cool it with racism spaghet

[fierce cave]

So you don't have em all

[solar widget]

Nuh uh

[twin dirge]

You're required to turn in a singular kidney upon arrival for inspection, we won't return it

[solar widget]

Yes i do

[fierce cave]

Racist ass spaghetti

[fierce cave]

Hand me that bird

[twin dirge]

No it's mine

[fierce cave]

The birdflu?

It tends to do that

[fierce cave]

Blood works?

[fierce cave]

I hope it does

[twin dirge]

My phone crashed when I sent that

Peak

[fierce cave]

A shrimp fried this rice?

[solar widget]

The cat was too much to handle

[twin dirge]

You're telling me an egg fried this rice?

[wanton vale]

Which one? I’d like to keep my favorite

[twin dirge]

Regardless

[twin dirge]

We're fine with either of em

[somber stream]

New Helldivers mission fucks

[fierce cave]

I fuck harder

[solar widget]

?? I hope not

I didnt consent

[twin dirge]

I don't fuck

Heard it wasn't nice

[somber stream]

You don't say no to democracy

[solar widget]

I dont have reproductive organs nor holes

Fucking isnt on the table so ig i cant play the missions

[fierce cave]

Consent is optional

For democracy that is

[twin dirge]

I'm going to opinionate all over the place

[wanton vale]

Cool, I’ll flip a coin

[twin dirge]

I require medals

[solar widget]

Medals are for losers

Just kill another helldiver and take their gear

[somber stream]

Also i like how the game constantly yell at your face
"This mode is STEALTH ORIENTED, please don't alarm the enemy too much, try to SNEAK your way behind enemy line and do it AS QUIET AS POSSIBLE"

[fierce cave]

You don't get a skeleton rah react

[wanton vale]

Honor are for winner

[solar widget]

Be a man

[fierce cave]

He red

[somber stream]

charge toward a fortress with a railgun

[solar widget]

Awh man : (

[fierce cave]

No me ca-mmmph were both boys-mmmphg

[wanton vale]

@fierce cave What's your favorite type of pasta?

[solar widget]

Prolly risotto

[fierce cave]

Any that I can afford

[fierce cave]

Risotto is poly now?

[solar widget]

Mhm

[fierce cave]

Pasta has sexuality niw

[solar widget]

You dont keep up with the news

Do you

Stupid

[fierce cave]

[wanton vale]

so you're on a diet?

[fierce cave]

I cry

[fierce cave]

Im poor

Same thing basically

[solar widget]

Good

Ima drink those liberal tears

[fierce cave]

@nocturne bloom HORSE

[gilded socket]

Paster

[somber stream]

https://x.com/hecklerandkoch/status/2013646256594211268
Fuckers

[amber delta]

babe wake up a firearms manufacturer is halflifeposting

[fierce cave]

@twin dirge game time

Oh me oh my

[twin dirge]

Brainrot01

[amber delta]

[coarse tree]

https://tenor.com/view/midnight-the-cat-stopped-working-midnight-the-cat-cat-cat-meme-funny-cat-gif-81113296414293415

[wanton vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kenjou-cat-500x-soup-slurp-gif-2518396184030093114

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[wanton vale]

😩

[modern bobcat]

Has Steam just changed its pricing again?

[delicate kite]

shaggy got red roled

nice

thats how you do it

thats how all red rolling should happen

shame on all the grey roles that dont get it as fast

[astral basin]

Cretins

[somber stream]

Why are we still here

just to suffer

[wanton vale]

@delicate kite thanks master

Maybe one day we’ll rise even higher

[shy sandal]

Me everytime i play Warden

[delicate kite]

if you want you can talk down to me with pink name if you boost the server

treat me like dog

and i will have to take it

because pink is overlord name role

[somber stream]

Warden is the class i go for whenever i feel like torturing someone
"Will i let my unblockable heavy loose or will i cancel? Choose your path western man"

[shy sandal]

I play Centurion when i want to annoy someone.

Mixup God

[somber stream]

":I"
^Centurion main whenever the chain is interupted

[winged oasis]

I FINALLY DID IT

I GOT DOWN RANGE 4

I GOT THE COOL GARRISON HAT

[feral vessel]

it is spreading

half life 3 is by all means a cognitohazard

[somber stream]

Getting HL edged by H&K is certainly not in my 2026 bingo list

[wanton vale]

@delicate kite I’ll remember you when I reach pink overlord status

[shy sandal]

My favorite is delaying the bash to catch people dodging instinctively

[fiery wave]

On a bridge?

[urban dove]

Peons like warden only get to crushing counter top attacks, not the true chad with the claymore and the skirt

[winged oasis]

nope

[urban dove]

Crushing counter is definitely something I intend to do on highlander and isnt just 99% an accident when im trying to light spam an interrupt

[fiery wave]

Ah, probably one of the sand maps then. Many vast distance things.

[shy sandal]

Imma be 100% real.

I have no hate towards any character in For Honor... (Except for Shugoki, Jotun and Nuxia, you prolly smell bad if you play those)

(Shugoki because you're a bum with cheeto dust on your shirt, and Nuxia and Jotun from how much sweat you've been staining your armpits with)

[fair bridge]

wow

[lost flume]

To be fair them helping kill the world is lore accurate

[somber stream]

Gotta get that Combine contract

[lost flume]

City 17 won't build itself

[tight heath]

Tried to get a coffee from my college 50 minute wait

I think I’m gonna servitorize the nearest person

[shy sandal]

I had to wait in line for 30 minutes once in a coffee shop, after ordering a sandwich from the counter and a coke from the fridge

[tight heath]

All I get is a London fog w fat free milk

[shy sandal]

I can't hate on staff though, they prolly had a lot of orders to take who were already waiting

But, it still sucks to order something from the counter and having to wait half an hour just to get them on a paper bag

[delicate kite]

wake up mr freeman

smell the hadrussy

[tight heath]

Yeah it’s not their fault

[shy sandal]

Working on customer service has made me incredibly empathetic to anyone who has to talk to troglodytes from 9 to 5

[tight heath]

Lolll me too

Mine was worse

Was typically parents/rlderky

Elderly

I’m just pissed because yesterday

I ordered a tea too

[shy sandal]

Mine usually was those old ladies from companies who are always smiling, not because they are happy, but because the botox on their faces has contracted their cheeks permanently

[tight heath]

Srry not a tea a coffee

And it was from a 5 min wait to 30min

Because they ran out of hot coffee

(How tf do you run out of hot coffee)

[tight heath]

Ah yeah no I worked for a community center/gym

[shy sandal]

Printing company

So mostly old people and construction workers were our clientele

[royal badge]

It... runs out?

[shy sandal]

Sometimes a small business owner

[fair bridge]

i need to steal this sticker omg

[delicate kite]

i worked at a restaraunt and faced a similar dillema

customer asking for checkout , i ask will he pay with cash or credit card

[fiery wave]

When someone orders 25 large to go cups for a party.

[delicate kite]

' MONEY '

[tight heath]

I like sending it to all my gay friends everytime we talk about hair dye

[tight heath]

a true yakubian monkey, a white tear just went down my leg

[fiery wave]

And you don't have time to refill the machine.

[tight heath]

It’s a college cafe, it’s just college students working it/buying from it

[fair bridge]

on my letterboxd i have my pfp set to that fat guy who was malding over starfield having pronouns with the sapphic flag behind him

[delicate kite]

one thing i always wanted to do is smash the glass on the vending machine

and take all the rashens

sah

[fiery wave]

Yeah, but if it's good enough, people will find a way to get it.

[tight heath]

Never forget you old Russian babushka who wished death upon my first born and I’d have a stroke as well cause I told her you didn’t write down your email

[little marten]

Give it to me

[tight heath]

It’s saxbys

[visual vortex]

Therapists lowk must be makin bank when the blue haired women walk in

[tight heath]

It’s not that good

[delicate kite]

сука бабулька тебе что сделала

[tight heath]

We all work at ren fairs

[fiery wave]

Oh.

[delicate kite]

i missed embracing my russian roots

[tight heath]

I like your funny words magic man

[delicate kite]

da

sandwich make me stronk

[fair bridge]

#zealot-class message

[visual vortex]

Can u cosplay as heavy and get a massive underbite like him

[delicate kite]

sadly i cant i have a 6 pack

[tight heath]

All I know in Russian is how to order at a russian restaurant in nyc I love

And swears

[visual vortex]

Me neither

[delicate kite]

then you can marry a russian chick already

and be liked by her father

[visual vortex]

Nah just give vodka

[delicate kite]

vodka and pojebalu

[visual vortex]

Also why would you marry a european chick

[delicate kite]

i did and now she is my ex wife

[visual vortex]

90% of the conversation would be about how Murica bad Euwope gud

[delicate kite]

i am conservative

but not american

хахахха

[visual vortex]

I am American 🇺🇸 🦅

[delicate kite]

i had fun with you lot in iraq

[visual vortex]

Me 2

[winged oasis]

could psyker smite crit farm?

[visual vortex]

No vet crit farms

Trust

[fair bridge]

ask in #psyker-class for serious answers

also you can just test that in the meat grinder

[visual vortex]

We're always serious here

[winged oasis]

[dense slate]

smite doesnt crit

[low blade]

Also smite is bad for you

[jaunty path]

Using smite confines you to eternal Damnation btw. Only way to repent is Using Dclaw on vet w exec stance

[thick fog]

there are better ways to crit farm as psyker than use smite

[jaunty path]

[thick fog]

scrier gaze with weapons blessings that increase crit on hits and peril is bonkers

[dense slate]

every way is better, because smite doesnt crit

like, it just, does not crit.

at all

[thick fog]

it does something better that is make you wanna fall asleep

[dense slate]

or trick your teammates into thinking a res thats covered is safe to go for

i have a clip of a crusher breaking free of smite and just absolutely decking a friend going for a res

mid res, too

[delicate kite]

Do not play psyker

Lame class

Wizards are for nerds

Sah

[astral basin]

Aaaa

[graceful hamlet]

Meanwhile muscle wizard with greatsword

[worn halo]

Nerd Pyskers got dat big Data energy tho

[light fable]

love me force wave and mutant killing overheads

[graceful hamlet]

I really enjoy funny fire staff

I also never switch off my staff

[river elbow]

Send them to a Black Ship.

[light fable]

Reminds me in one of the ttrpgs force weapons were bullshit had a deathwatch oneshot where an ork warboss got oneshot with a force sword

[delicate kite]

Yes

[fierce cave]

Black face

[marsh iris]

baa baa black ship have you any tithe

[languid hazel]

I play a fanatical psyker :3

I may or may not be a little out of it rn and have no idea whay the psyker convo happening is

[winged oasis]

vro why are most if not all the other reject cosmetics that you get from penances sort of meh

[worn halo]

He man Trailer drop ... FUCK YES 80's kids unite!!!!

I have the POWER !!!!!!!!!!!

Such good vibes

[dire kayak]

i play a loner psyker

[languid hazel]

You have bad taste that’s why :3

[languid hazel]

Based

[worn halo]

Coming from someone's whose taste is tainted by puppy smell, I detect bias

[languid hazel]

bork!!!

[worn halo]

Puppy smell is too good to be denied

[languid hazel]

It is now 1pm. If anyone tries to contradict this information, you will be vaporized with the cat beam :3

[daring urchin]

hi, is this where one comes to beg for help with the server errors?

loved vermintide a lot so decided to get darktide, got a friend in as well, turns out neither of us can play because it just kicks us out anytime we try to start a mission

[languid hazel]

[daring urchin]

errors 1005, 2014, 3013 in random order

[languid hazel]

I’d try the forums tbh. Might have better luck from my understanding

[daring urchin]

all the stuff i can find about it is predictably unhelpful

"reboot your PC" type of thing

was just wondering if maybe there were some people here that went through the same thing

[languid hazel]

Have you checked your internet to see if there’s maybe firewall settings on your modem?

[icy heath]

I remember after the Hivescum update and even in the last couple weeks I've had some weird crashes/disconnects but I also use mods

[daring urchin]

no other games have these sorts of problems, so probably not

and to think that a month ago i was complaining about Vermintide's netcode...

[icy heath]

Is you and your friend in the same geographic region? Two thing I'd say to try, if possible, is using a VPN and/or trying a phone hotspot

[daring urchin]

how innocent i was

[icy heath]

Also have you tried changing your matchmaking region in the mission menu

[daring urchin]

we're both Russian, so VPNs are kind of the default lol. But we've tried both with and without a VPN, same results

[icy heath]

Hmm I wonder if there's some newer changes over there that could be impacting it since governments do things all the time to impede VPNs

[daring urchin]

nah, if it works for general internet connection it shouldn't mess with games

[icy heath]

Can't say for certain tho

[daring urchin]

besides the typical ping increase obviously

[icy heath]

Yeah then honestly I'm not too sure, where do you select as your destination on the VPN? I'm sure you've probably tried a couple at this point

Also to my previous q, have you changed matchmaking regions too in mission select? (I think E for PC)

[daring urchin]

i have not

gonna try that i guess

[icy heath]

I'd try that too then just to see

[daring urchin]

assuming the game even lets me into the hub

(sometimes it doesn't even do that)

errors can come both when starting a mission or just choosing a class

[languid hazel]

Have you tried flushing your DNS?

[daring urchin]

i have

[icy heath]

Yeah outside of my current recommendations, I'd try using #🎒support-issues for more info / actual fatshark support

[languid hazel]

Verified integrity of game files on steam?

[daring urchin]

have not actually

keep forgetting that's an option

[languid hazel]

Try that too. Just to be sure

Sometimes a simple solution works sometimes it doesn’t. Doesn’t hurt to try

[cosmic burrow]

Also update your graphic drivers if you havent in a while

[analog marsh]

or roll them back if they are up to date, since sometimes newer drivers are garbage.

[languid hazel]

Sadly I’m not exactly a tech adept so my solutions are mostly stuff I’m grabbing from the forums

[daring urchin]

yeah, i've noticed

honestly, i'm just impressed that they managed to make a game THIS problematic after Vermintide, which works (mostly) okay

[analog marsh]

spaghetti code be like

[daring urchin]

surely these games must share most of their back end code

although i guess the matchmaking system is quite different

[wooden creek]

Not necessarily, they've mentioned that DT has been built to allow for way more expansion over time compared to VT2

I'd expect them to be different in a lot of ways that matter, at the very least

[bold raptor]

Huuh anybody else stuck in the character selection screen? Can't connect to the Mourningstar

[worn halo]

Alt f4 restart

[bold raptor]

OF COURSE I've been trying to play for 20 mins and the problem fixes itself as soon as I write here

Another issue fixed by complaining yay

Praise the Omnissiah

[tiny swift]

If you disagree with discord or reddit mod, don't mean you're bad human. Discord/Reddit community is like 14% of global Game Community

[languid hazel]

Whut

[tiny swift]

Feels insane to remind people. that their own life value, to Discord server

There are people who end thier minecraft sub, if they get banned. You might laugh, but sadly I Know enough, to try and make situation less disturbing, over DarkTide videogame discord responsible for Teen sucidie.

[lethal solstice]

What are you yapping about

[tiny swift]

Suicide.

[lethal solstice]

Yeah I noticed but like

[lethal solstice]

Why

[drowsy lynx]

It does seem like you've continued some sort of ongoing conversation in this channel without any prior context

[daring urchin]

after fighting through error 4001 for 5 minutes i managed to get into the hub, only to get kicked out by a SIMULTANEOUS error 2014 and 3013 the moment i tried to start a mission

and it's too late to refund the game by now

damnit

guess i'm waiting for the next update

[drowsy lynx]

The struggle is real

[fiery wave]

You already did the reboot modem and router thing, right?

[stark bobcat]

If I didn't need to load into the Morningstar I would just play offline solo

God why did they make it so you need to load into the Morningstar to do anything

[feral vessel]

Cutting corners maybe.

DRG had an offline solo-mode, right?

Has, actually.

[stark bobcat]

Yeah

They tried to do the keep from vt2 but made it an online hub

Like an mmo

And that causes so many problems

[feral vessel]

I don't mind the Mourningstar but I have issues with it's implementation.

I like me a good hub area.

[drowsy lynx]

Tencent needed you to see the vestures

[fiery wave]

DRG always had solo mode. You even get Bosco to help you.

[stark bobcat]

I'm willing to bet it's for the comestics

[drowsy lynx]

Can't microtransact without a connection to the mtx store

[stark bobcat]

You see other people things that they buy

[drowsy lynx]

Oh that too for sure

[stark bobcat]

They wanted a hub like vt

[drowsy lynx]

Gotta have that drip envy

[stark bobcat]

But made it online to see other people

[fiery wave]

To get you to wanna buy them yourself.

[stark bobcat]

And their cosmetics

[winged oasis]

are there reallly theories that swagger is an aeldar

[dry merlin]

Are you a bot or a mod?

[stark bobcat]

I'm a bot

[thick coyote]

Yeah
THEORIES

[delicate kite]

I am a bot

beep boopp

cake recipe for you

[turbid jungle]

Swagger is whatever swagger wants to be

[delicate kite]

swagger is woke

call ice

[turbid jungle]

He's on a rogue trader ship so nobody cares

[tall grove]

Hey hey hey now, we don’t know if he isn’t white yet

[wanton vale]

Finished work, opened Darktide, joined a match in progress, everyone dead, I was surrounded, i died, ps5 off

Today is not my day

[thick coyote]

Weak Aura

[wanton vale]

[rough verge]

Morning chat

[wanton vale]

Morning

(It’s already 8 PM for me)

[rough verge]

Its noon over here

[untold abyss]

Evening gentlemen

[jaunty tundra]

Did Fatshark give up on hotfixes? Last year hotfix was Jan. 15. This year I hope by end of February.

[wooden creek]

Winter holidays

I'd expect things stirring into motion soon-ish

sorry what am I saying, they have given up on the game entirely sell your Fatshark stock NOW and invest it in silver

[knotty terrace]

You want aura try farting in an elevator with 8 people in it

Silent but deadly

[thick coyote]

💀

[knotty terrace]

What can I say I operate on cringe and bad jokes

[worn halo]

Must ... stay awake ... for ... bud delivery ...

[lethal solstice]

What

[onyx prism]

It was me & my brother, that is all there was, in 1982 when I was 15, he was 16, he wanted to be a police officer, so my parents purchased him a .357 Magnum, this gun in turn with stupid behavior, ended up killing my "only" sibling(brother); along with my brother, all my childhood memories were gone. Jesus "allowed" me to learn about "video games" and since then I have played them, I have played thousands upon thousands of games; from Dungeon Master: The Legend Of Skullkeep, Suikoden, Breath of Fire, Wild Arms, to Tales of Vesperia, Legend of Mana, I enjoyed this world; then "online" came, and I had to learn all over, firsts games I played mostly were Rpgs, then I accidentally found the 40k Warhammer Universe, and I fell in love with it, I played mostly "Chaosbane", Inquisitor Matyr, then Darktide came, and not having a wife or a child, being disabled for many, many years, i could focus my mind on these "missions", I could deflect my mind from grief that has haunted me all my life. When I play games like "Darktide", this is who I am, this is why I play; because life is very short, and to "help" people, instead of hurting people, is the only way I can survive.

[heavy robin]

I ain't reading all this, someone summerize.

Javis, Summerize that

[worn halo]

Just someone reaching out to be nice, dont be a dick

[heavy robin]

Don't be a dick.. I guess you forget the discord we're in.

Either way if thats the case good on him

[little marten]

Based

[lusty estuary]

can you spell summarize right

[heavy robin]

Ima be real, auto correct screwed me there, so no, im leaving it like that.

[gilded socket]

@jaunty path therapy is awesome

[feral vessel]

I'm glad you like the game.

@jaunty path let's all ping missus why not

[drowsy lynx]

@jaunty path get absolutely pinged

[dire kayak]

@jaunty path

[icy heath]

Wait who is @jaunty path and why are we pinging them

[dire kayak]

aaaaaaaaa

[feral vessel]

missus is a really cool person

[dire kayak]

hell yeah

[dire kayak]

so real

so so real

[worn halo]

heartfelt, but sadly this server is full of shites ... if you were looking for support I'd look elsewhere. Glad you found some zen in DT

[lusty estuary]

@jaunty path missus you need to wake up the streets are saying we gotta ping you

[blazing ibex]

Why would that matter for being nice to someone?

[onyx prism]

sorry, i'm much of a "chat-room" person, the whole idea behind it is "very new" to me, games are my life, i just wanted to explain why; its like the "games" chose me, instead of me chosing them, I apologize if i said the wrong things, I do love Darktide, I have spent so much money in it on the "cosmetic" side of it, that I have gone broke. I get frustrated when I try to show people in the "random" teams, where a "Matyr Skull" is, and they ignore me, and leave me behind, or "speedrunners" that wait in elevators, while your character is "horded" to death, or to play with people that leave you to die from a "pox hound" and finish the game without you, with your character tied up waiting for a rescue.

"not"

[worn halo]

Not a great learnnig curve for empathy with this crowd. Good on you though

[blazing ibex]

Okay. Lemme make a point to say.

Don't put yourself in a bad financial pickle for this game's cosmetics.

[feral vessel]

please do not let anubis weigh the hearts of anyone on this server btw

that scale is going to drop to the floor

[onyx prism]

i know from experience, that there are "good" people out there, so i take a break, go watch a movie or something, come back to Darktide, and try all over again

[worn halo]

On the whole yes 😛

[onyx prism]

I am on Xbox, I have tried to "add friend" on the computer side, but my game in Darktide, in "social" is completely broken, so i can only make friends with the "xbox" community. My gamertag is an "In Memory" of my brother who passed away: Playstation: Truepeace1982(year he passed away, he found "Truepeace"), Xbox: Truepeace1965(the year he was born). If you see these gamertags, you see me. Have a nice day.

[worn halo]

Under your social menu there will be a number 😄 everyone has one regardless of platform

[somber stream]

Interesting

[worn halo]

Thats the 10 digit nonsense you see on alot of peoples names

[onyx prism]

i tried that(the 10 digit), i don't get it, all i get is a 4-digit number and a name

[worn halo]

Its on your social menu 😄 no worries mate ... my buddy is xbox 😄 and I'm PC

play with him every day nearly

[onyx prism]

there is no "add friend" in the right hand corner, only "find player"

[worn halo]

Yup you look them up by their number mate

or give them yours from you social menu

Good luck, gonna go play a mission 😄

[cyan verge]

How do you get the convict role?

[onyx prism]

Have fun,

[cyan verge]

I can't stand being grey

[feral vessel]

Talk.

Like, talk a lot.

[cyan verge]

Dang

[worn halo]

its not that much talking ... 2 to 3 days, engage in chat here and ther eand youll get it

[lusty estuary]

i think it's based on number of messages sent because i see a lot of people get it faster than others so if you just participate in a few conversations across a couple of the channels you'll probably get it quick

[drowsy lynx]

Do crimes

[cyan verge]

of course

Why didn't I think of that?

[amber delta]

whats the fastest crime to speedrun

[drowsy lynx]

Did you add a country code before it before you dialed?

Like 1 for dialing with the USA

[lusty estuary]

traffic violation or disorderly conduct

[onyx prism]

i have 9 characters(5 old ones from launch), and 4 new ones in the last few weeks(1 Veteran- I am a former Veteran in real life, so I had to pick that class), (2 Psykers, who doesn't like "magic"), (2 Zealots, who doesn't like a glowing candle, unstoppable "melee" crucifier),(2 Ogryns-who doesn't like Giants), (1 Arbitrator, I mostly picked this class, because of the dog"), (1 Hive Scum, because the 'stim' thing is nice, i can help other people in difficult situations); I "put others before myself" in all the missions I play.

[blazing ibex]

Opening another person's mail.

[feral vessel]

I'd possibly answer scam calling since it doesn't require you to get out of your house.

[drowsy lynx]

I think even putting something in another's mailbox is technically a crime

[amber delta]

that would require access to someone elses mail

[feral vessel]

Or maybe throwing an object at a passerby on the street, though that might be situational.

[blazing ibex]

Hmm. Suppose if you don't have that access, it could take longer.

[feral vessel]

You can get Battery on a police officer if you manage to catch one.

[lusty estuary]

i would assume the speedrun would include getting caught and/or arrested but if not i guess this is probably it

[amber delta]

any crime any% speedrun

since we are on discord probably sending inappropriate stuff to a minor would be fast

[lusty estuary]

littering

[gilded socket]

I should draw steel legion

[lusty estuary]

it's the only one that wouldn't have any fail states

just open your window and toss out like a crumpled piece of paper and you're now a wanted criminal

[little helm]

assault

[lusty estuary]

that takes too long

[feral vessel]

postal dude fnv run

what could POSSIBLY go awry

[thick coyote]

Indecent exposure

Or was it called indecent assault

[lusty estuary]

pacifist postal dude fnv run is the real challenge

[feral vessel]

i almost forgot you can play postal pacifistically

i already do every single run with speech as my main crutch so I'd rather have a bit of fun being a maniac for once

[lusty estuary]

the twist for playing pacifist post dude in fnv is to just not do any speech checks

i think that's actually the funniest thing about playing postal as a pacifist because it's not as if not killing anyone makes the postal dude a normal guy he still sucks

[feral vessel]

wouldn't that still need you to kill lanius

(with his goons)

that one interaction was the sole thing i hated about the legate

just being to say 'actually moving into new vegas would be a catastrophe for the legion'

and the brick-wall thundercock legate, who told you countless times he wouldn't back down and he'd fight you to the death, just goes like 'mk ill be back'

then runs off like skeletor

[tiny swift]

I love butter, just wanted to say, eggs with butter and some meat are amazing

eggs are honestly powermove to everyone, they're tasty, and can be done in myriad of ways

[lusty estuary]

i think i would've preferred if any checks with the legate been contingent on you also having done other things beforehand to be more in-line with how classic fallout handled talking down a boss but at the same time I can't really complain because the way they handle writing the speech and barter checks is ideal

you're delivering a series of sound arguments that only really make him stand down for the moment

[tiny swift]

@lusty estuary He is devil, don't listen to him

[feral vessel]

did feel like a very sound intellectual conversation yes

[lusty estuary]

you're right.

I'm covering my eyes right now so I can't see anything anyone is saying

[tiny swift]

Reported and banned.

If you say haha, there is someone to repot you, and fight for your ban

[drowsy lynx]

I hope I get repotted I'm starting to get root bound

[tiny swift]

Reported

[tiny swift]

Let me add 96 emojis to make it fun

[outer tartan]

Heretic swarm incoming.

[tiny swift]

Arbites is bes class btw

[thick coyote]

💀

[tiny swift]

You can beat and insult me, but Arbites are amazing

[hazy kestrel]

Went for yet another bookstore trip today. And yet, I feel noticeably different after it, but in a good way.

[jaunty path]

Sexy

[hazy kestrel]

It feels as if the mental fog of my OCD / Secondary trauma has lifted, even if just for a short time.

[loud kestrel]

good to hear

[fierce cave]

Pig blood

Pig crips

[hazy kestrel]

I ended up buying a book on a history of paradoxes, one on the Consolation of Philosophy, and one on daily meditation stuff.

[quaint moss]

:3

[fierce cave]

I could hold it up

[tiny swift]

reported

and screenshotted

[fierce cave]

Im British

What do you expect

[drowsy lynx]

Pig blood implies the existence of pig crips

[fierce cave]

Yes

[drowsy lynx]

Actually British food is a reportable offense

[fierce cave]

Pig gang warfare

[worn halo]

I told you to stop using spaghetti suppositories again

[tiny swift]

So we can eat sugar canes, and hug british sole.bugs

[fierce cave]

You can only delay the inevitable

[worn halo]

Right after my coffee enema

[quaint moss]

oh my

[tiny swift]

TACH ME ENGLISH BIRTTAN MAN, don't left me hanging

[quaint moss]

why does that sound dangerous

[fierce cave]

Woman

English women

[tiny swift]

Thank you

[fierce cave]

Am sleepy chat

I sleep

Bye chat

[hazy kestrel]

See ya pal.

[tiny swift]

i'm ded

[drowsy lynx]

Too much buttered egg meat?

[feral vessel]

sometimes i play new vegas without the radio and then i realize how spooky the music is

Isn't it mostly just reused music from Fallout 3 though?

[feral vessel]

Hatemace enema.

what?

[dire kayak]

There's a storm coming, Fran. You know they'll never find out what's wrong with you. And even if they did, they're just gonna make you sicker. The doctor just wants to lie to you. They're gonna keep pumping you full of things that fix one problem, and then make a worse one. You can't go over there. They'll all just try to shove more medicine down your gullet. There's a storm coming, Fran. And you'll be all alone inside your house when it gets here. Every drop on your roof will remind you there's no one to share the comfort with. How does it feel to know that you'll be all alone with me? You remember our deal, don't you? You should be grateful to even be here.

[loud kestrel]

that sounds scary

[feral vessel]

Is this a reference to something or just a well-written horror flashfic?

[dire kayak]

search up 'desiderio'

[feral vessel]

It's a wine brand, apparently.

[dire kayak]

uhhh

the video by doctor nowhere

[feral vessel]

jesus christ

okay

did not expect doctor nowhere to be brought up lmao

[dire kayak]

i love doctor nowhere

[feral vessel]

never really got into it but a similar thing i remember is 'HELL IS COLD'

specifically this
#zealot-class message @dire kayak

[feral vessel]

missus why the fuck do you always come on 8 minutes before i have to leave

[clever horizon]

When hivescum armor

[loud kestrel]

how ongezellig

[feral vessel]

GORRISTER!

NIMDOK!

[dire kayak]

i hope we get more darktide missions

i want more story godammit

[graceful hamlet]

If Darktide is so good then where’s Darktide 2?

[inland mantle]

I have it

[graceful hamlet]

[dire kayak]

thats a good point

[graceful hamlet]

Darktide 2 should have Factorio crammed in there as a mechanic

[inland mantle]

[graceful hamlet]

Every game should have a factory building aspect

[drowsy lynx]

Stop I can only take so much

[graceful hamlet]

Mechanicus Satisfactory except everything goes wrong all the time

[zealous cipher]

Darktide 2 just has a colony management system

[thick coyote]

RimWorld+40k mod is just darktide 2

[zealous cipher]

Was thinking more like sim city

Rimworld is already 40k like in terms of suffering tho :P

[dire kayak]

i thought you said rainworld instead of rimworld and i was about to explode

[zealous cipher]

I love rainworld

Rivulet beloved silly goober

[dire kayak]

I LOVE RIVULET TOO

AAAAAA

AFTEKNM:

[tall grove]

So just satisfactory but with skulls

[hardy wadi]

Rimworld mentioned?! I once ordered a pawn to drive the car, but while he drove the car he ran over his child, which wasnt bad as I had a Resurrector Mech Serum and order his other child to resurrect her sibling, only to be driven over too because I accidentally ordered the dad who was driving back to the garage

[drowsy prawn]

imagine a rimworld/dwarf-fortress 40k game

[hazy kestrel]

Accursed psykers yoinking the boss kills again.

Absolutely god-emperor-less behavior, that.

[inland mantle]

Kill it quicker then

[hazy kestrel]

It was on a sliver of health after the backstab bonk, and the accursed psyker brainblasted it.

[hazy kestrel]

No, I don’t need your help, let me flourish for a bit god dangit.

[worn halo]

Nurgle is inside me .... 🤢

[inland mantle]

Ong?

[dire kayak]

i wish

[worn halo]

Naw I dont think you do ... 🫕 ⛲

[ancient violet]

CAN YOU FEEL MY HEEEEEAAAAAAAA

[delicate kite]

no can you feel me

heya

[worn halo]

🍫 🌊

[drowsy lynx]

I was playing satisfactory with my brother the other day and was telling him how great a mechanicus factorio-like would be

granted satisfactory and factorio set the bar really fucking high for how well made an automation game can be

but how could GW miss another chance to make a new game that's "some other game, but 40k flavored" ?

[worn halo]

I hear that as if the hyperactive support anime character spoke it

[warm gyro]

i still want a hive city management game

a la frostpunk

[delicate kite]

Noone wants boring game with 40k license

We need an orktide game

Now that's an instant multibillion profit game

[amber delta]

I would play the shit out of hive city builder

[shell goblet]

isn't total war 40k gonna be the next big 40k game

[quaint moss]

40 hammers

[drowsy lynx]

It's certainly looking that way, I'm sure it'll do well but idk if they are cooking anything else of that magnitude

Would be hard to match the hype of it though for sure

[shell goblet]

yeah for sure. half the total war community was waiting for that announcement with baited breath it seemed

[shell goblet]

yeah i'd wager it'd be pretty hard to announce, develop, and launch a 40k factorio while the hype is still at its peak for tw40k

[drowsy lynx]

Oh yeah the planning for an automation game must be insane

Like bg3 dialogue levels of paperwork but for crafting and unlocking

[quaint moss]

am exicted

[shell goblet]

not to double back actually; not quite a game but henry cavill is working with amazon prime video on a 40k series too. 40k hype is definitely at an all time high haha

there's a part of me that's kinda upset it's 40k and not whfantasy because i would perform war crimes to see any hollywood portrayal of fantasy that's not game of thrones or the lord of the fucking rings anymore

they keep beating the shit out of those dead horse franchises to the point that i don't get excited for anything new anymore lmao

[modest flume]

Well SM2 made sure of that

[ancient violet]

He's lost all connections to production studios so I doubt anything

[quaint moss]

what did henry cavil make again?

[worn halo]

Superman, Witcher

[shell goblet]

^

[worn halo]

Liam sucks 🙁 sorry ... Said it

[quaint moss]

oh super man

[shell goblet]

i haven't seen anything abt that other than the fact that everyone on the project is still under an amazon NDA so no one's said anything abt it since the announcement

[quaint moss]

dont think ive seen the witcher movie

[shell goblet]

i saved myself the watch 😌 the witcher was a great 3 season show :3

[ancient violet]

I hope to God he doesn't make anything else

He's impossible to work with

That's why nobody in Hollywood wants to work with him anymore

[quaint moss]

liam nes lon

[worn halo]

I should have done the same. Its crap now

[delicate kite]

You guys don't get it

[drowsy lynx]

Holy shit true

[delicate kite]

We need GTA clone in 40k

[worn halo]

Its all about the stupid rats ... turned Witcher into a CW show

[delicate kite]

Whats a CW ?

Clone wars ?

[quaint moss]

Its a season? is he hot (im asking the important questions)

[worn halo]

Not Cavill hot, not at all

hes clunky

[drowsy lynx]

Whf is such a cool incarnation of fantasy, shame it's not more popular

[quaint moss]

😔 unwatchable

[shell goblet]

i don't think that him wanting to be true to source material that he's passionate about makes him impossible to work with but you're entitled to that opinion ig !

[delicate kite]

You brothers have time to watch TV AND play video games

I envy you

[ancient violet]

That's not what I mean

He harassed women on set

[shell goblet]

agreed. hollywood is missing out on a really good bag there

[modest flume]

Ikr

[worn halo]

Ah... guys ... should we tell him about the aphedrine tablets

[ancient violet]

Like unironically he's an incel

[quaint moss]

oh oof

[ancient violet]

Thinks women don't have the capacity to make their own decisions

[delicate kite]

fucking looser

[ancient violet]

He also had this very weird take on Twitter:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-44819116.amp

[delicate kite]

i hate people like that , legit with every fiber of my body

why would you not allow woman to do what she does and be happy

[worn halo]

The hemsworths are kind like the baldwins

Not cool like the Skaarsgards 😄

[delicate kite]

that and insecurity of asshats who see if their woman is successfull - automatically means treading on their ego

[quaint moss]

are those magic pill 😋

[delicate kite]

i dont ever get it

sorry this topic really bothers me liek wtf

i love and respect women too deeply not to care and it pains me, literally triggering

[worn halo]

no one is forcing you to read. Apologies

[delicate kite]

nah im not flaming you or anyone here

just overall on the subject

[worn halo]

I work nightclub security, i get u

[delicate kite]

thank you for ur service

[worn halo]

Half my job is herding walking dicks

[quaint moss]

im 405 trust

let me into the wizard club

[shell goblet]

sorry i hadn't heard of any of the cavill backlash but im seeing the cast members reports have been pretty recent and im not on social media anymore so i dont see current headlines that often.

thats a shame tho !

[worn halo]

Come to Vegas 😄 I work on Fremont

[ancient violet]

Ironically he pulled a Johnny Depp and somehow tricked everyone into thinking that it was everyone else's fault

Peak abuser behavior

[worn halo]

Now now ... leave Johnny alone.

[quaint moss]

also i was wrong, reign has 300 mg of caffeine

[quaint moss]

Johnny Cash

[worn halo]

I want more Jack Sparrow ... leave him be

[north plaza]

Does anyone have a dump stat sheet link

[shell goblet]

i knew abt the metoo comments which i was able to brush off as whatever at the time because that made a lot of men angry for no reason.

but harassment on set is no good

[hazy kestrel]

Either mobility / defenses much of the time.

[quaint moss]

what if i dont want too >:3

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t need a fancy excel sheet, imo.

[shell goblet]

we do not need to keep beating that dead horse of a franchise every time jonny depp needs more money for his legal troubles 😭😭😭

[worn halo]

Then ... 🦑 🦨

[quaint moss]

squid skunk

[shell goblet]

they can do benny and joon pt2 or something and hit the nostalgia bone with the boomers

[worn halo]

They are entertainers. We pay them to entertain us, not to be decent people. Realism mate.

[ancient violet]

It reminds me sort of Jim Carrey

[shell goblet]

fucking YIKES LMAO

[worn halo]

lol

[ancient violet]

Do y'all know why he disappeared in the 2010s?

[worn halo]

Jim Carrey hates everyone, professes it lol ... but he still gives us funny stuff 😛

[worn halo]

The number 23

[green beacon]

and I looked and behold a white horse

[ancient violet]

He abused his partner into SU****E

[shell goblet]

i remember reading abt that

[ancient violet]

Spent 10 years paying everyone off to keep quiet about it

[worn halo]

Yet again, paid to entertain. Not be decent people.

[ancient violet]

Uh 💀

[hazy kestrel]

You’d think it wouldn’t be difficult to accomplish both tasks.

[shell goblet]

absolute ass take 😭😭😭 you don't have to keep saying it over and over it's not gonna make it right hun

[worn halo]

I get u 😛 ... but it doesnt really matter. Just enjoy the work they produce for what it is. You'll lead much more stress free entertainment life

[worn halo]

you cant be smart and pretty mate

[ancient violet]

I think that's a block

I swear people's standards are soo low that they would rather consume mindlessly than have basic empathy for others

[hazy kestrel]

Of course you can

[shell goblet]

the council of women have seen your comments and they are sending you to the fucking hague 😭😭😭

[jovial basin]

hi where i can ask about rounding of curios ?

[low blade]

I was on Ambers side when I thought she was just beating his ass unprovoked

[jovial basin]

bc i found something weird

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve had plenty of friends who were both hot and hella smart when I was in University.

[shell goblet]

one step ahead of you lmaooo

[worn halo]

Not at all 😄 everyone has a weakness mate. The best of us just know how to hide it.

[hazy kestrel]

Or maybe it was their intelligence that made them hot? I don’t remember.

[worn halo]

Anyone who is really good at something fails miserably at something 😛 ... if your gonna be dumb ya better be tough etc etc

[ancient violet]

Optics all of the sudden don't matter when it's ME who is consuming the medium 😤

[drowsy lynx]

WR Speed running getting an online community to hate you, any %

[carmine steppe]

Yeah, he was amazing in the Sonic movies

[worn halo]

Trust me ... everyone has the potential for evil and has some dark secret. No matter how good/smart/loyal/ hot they are. Thats all I'm sayin 😛

[hazy kestrel]

That…doesn’t mean that people can’t improve?

[worn halo]

Now you are putting words in my mouth 😛

Never said that

[hazy kestrel]

People can both be hot and intelligent, or influential and a good person.

[carmine steppe]

People are not born evil nor good, we are a combination of every experience we went through

[hazy kestrel]

These aren’t mutually exclusives

[carmine steppe]

And our ambient of course

[worn halo]

https://tenor.com/view/woosh-superman-gif-19766761

[carmine steppe]

Embed fail

[hazy kestrel]

[carmine steppe]

EMBED FAIL, LAUGHT ST THIS USER

😂, I said 😂

[worn halo]

Worth the click. A comment doesnt have to be a debate. Cheers kids

[carmine steppe]

Hey I just got here and I saw people talking about Jim Carrey

[worn halo]

Work in law enforcement. Youll stop seeing the good in people kids 😛

[carmine steppe]

He is a great Doctor Eggman

[worn halo]

Virus with shoes.

[carmine steppe]

Why?

[ancient violet]

Ew u work in law enforcement?

That explains everything

[wintry steeple]

a man sees in the world what he carries in his heart

[ancient violet]

Get a real job

[low blade]

Because ACAB, duh

[shell goblet]

LMAOO

[carmine steppe]

Assigned, car, at birth?

[gilded socket]

Hough

[carmine steppe]

Is that one of those japanese seppuku blades?

[wintry steeple]

i for one try to see the good in everybody
because that is what i was once taught in bible school as a small. :)

[solar widget]

I think

People are pretty people like

[carmine steppe]

Same, although I am an atheist one

I mean there is a point to be made where your line of work can affect how you see people and the world

I think a homicide detective is gonna have a far different view of people from a teacher for example

[ancient violet]

Conversation therapy made me believe in God more

I'm after him now 😈

[drowsy lynx]

the american way lmao

[wintry steeple]

you'd be surprised, depends on where they teach.

[carmine steppe]

It's just an example to prove my point

[shell goblet]

we ain't never getting high speed rail in this shithole huh 😭😭

[carmine steppe]

Like a lumberjack is gonna have a different view from a mortuary

[delicate kite]

We got five o here

[gilded socket]

They would have to dig up the intercontinental railroad and remake the route and blah blah blah trillions our govt rather send to genocide

[delicate kite]

Hide your guns

[drowsy lynx]

kinda hilarious that the dislike was unanimous before we found out they're law enforcement

[wintry steeple]

sorry, i could not pass up the opportunity to be pedantic

[low blade]

Lost em in a fishing accident

[delicate kite]

Guns never heard

I'm from Europe

We have letters

[solar widget]

Dont know why ya’ll hate law enforcement so much

Kinda wild ngl

[drowsy lynx]

just tell them it'll mean they get intercontinental breakfast at their favorite hotels and we'll have it asap

[delicate kite]

Wait is that Kay and Peele reference

[shell goblet]

law enforcement should be putting some of our fuckin tax dollars into being less hateable then

[gilded socket]

That or a mobile prison

[delicate kite]

I don't pay American taxes yet

[low blade]

Another 20 trillion bones to Nagash

[hazy kestrel]

I saw plenty of shit when I briefly worked in the legal field too. Doesn’t mean you can’t recover and learn to trust others again.

[delicate kite]

And where I live we have no untapped oil reserves so I never will

[drowsy lynx]

nah my idiocy is all locally sourced

[carmine steppe]

Seems to be a big problem in the US of A

[drowsy lynx]

bespoke shitposting

[solar widget]

Eh i’d say west and east coast rails would definitely be beneficial

But the further out you go the project gets more costly than its worth

Like

Building shit in the plains is never gonna be done by the gov lol

[tired steeple]

Hello

[ancient violet]

The American police department was originally created to capture and return slaves to the south that ran away

The only difference today is they instead throw them into prisons

[wintry steeple]

the Empire's fate is irrevocably inseparable from that of nagash, actually and factually

[gilded socket]

30 trillion to the obliteration of flab qarv 7

[tired steeple]

We are all slaves to the system

Some more indented than others

[drowsy lynx]

I had a man threaten my life in my own front yard and they acted like I was the one doing something wrong

[shell goblet]

or another trillion to "homeland defense" as if we haven't had the reality of it's results on the news and every corner of social media the past few years

[gilded socket]

Theyd rather spend the money else where regardless

[solar widget]

True true

[quaint moss]

am back whatd i miss

[tired steeple]

Because they hate the average person

[solar widget]

Suppose we have different experiences

Havent had a bad run in yet

[tired steeple]

Especially if they’re a minority

[drowsy lynx]

I've had one rant for over an hour at me about how common people are "inferior" and law enforcement are "pure and better than normal people"

[low blade]

Always ask yourself "Does this benefit Israelis only?" and if the answer is no the government wont do it

[gilded socket]

We truly are “the enemy within” myth they keep perpetuating from hitler

[tired steeple]

What dirt does the Israeli government have on others

[quaint moss]

abolish the prison industrial complex 🗣️ 🔥

[drowsy lynx]

And how they'll punish us physically for being inferior and we'll deserve it

[tired steeple]

Cause it’s bloody insane that they can like

Get everything

[low blade]

Epstein was literally a mossad agent

[gilded socket]

Probably everything

[delicate kite]

Oh fuck darktide gen chat turned into reddit

[solar widget]

Yuuuup

It did

[drowsy lynx]

The concept of law enforcement would be fine if it wasn't for the people that gravitate towards it for reasons other than what it should be for, not unlike politics

and upper management lol

[ancient violet]

Reddit seems to cry about "politics" existing in their goonslop anime servers

So I think this is refreshing

[quaint moss]

i am lord of all that is gay Alpharius

[tired steeple]

Israel and kid diddling have always went hand in hand so that makes sense

Wrong reply

Meant to reply to the one above

[delicate kite]

I think Morrow is secretly diddling Rannick

But

[quaint moss]

poor maxine XD

[delicate kite]

Kayex diddles little pre servitors

Is true

[gilded socket]

One must fathom the crimes so pungent that another government can neigh openly blackmail members and fucking nation leaders into whatever they want without any sort of backlash

[shell goblet]

hurrrrrr but the white house said trump was a secret agent investigating epstein

[delicate kite]

Release Kayex files

[solar widget]

The issue is mainly that fact law enforcement does stem from the fact they also have a pitiful amount of training before they go into the workforce

TS should be extended and they shouldnt be armed for their first few months up until a year. (This also means they dont respond to particular big crimes)

Simply so they can get a feel out for how to do their job

[solar widget]

Kayex been to friendly with the pre-servitors

[gilded socket]

Thats like saying steven segal’s fat ass was a secret agent

[delicate kite]

Yessss

Hadron has dirt on Kayex

[quaint moss]

and they have this red door (paper) thats been painted black to prove it
didnt some people recently uncover the documents?

[solar widget]

Hadron has to redact the files

Shes been to the kayex’s engine block

[tired steeple]

This is still one of the funniest bits of “news” to ever appear on my screen