#general-chat
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dough
i need to go take a shower
Crumb it? /Assumption
Ever heard of deep fried oreos
How do you fry ice cream
I mean yeah but doesnt itโฆ.melt?
I tried a deep fried mars bar once and that was the nastiest thing I've ever had
You cover ice cream in crumps and fry them
Them chicken case of ideas are pretty fire
Preparation
The dessert is commonly made by taking a scoop of ice cream frozen well below the temperature at which ice cream is generally kept, possibly coating it in raw egg, rolling it in cornflakes or cookie crumbs, and briefly deep frying it. The extremely low temperature of the ice cream prevents it from melting while being fried.
It may be sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar and a touch of peppermint; whipped cream or honey may be used, as well.[5]
Kinda like Tempura but cursed
they batter it and flash fry it
Same. Somehow it made the Mars bar much sweeter, but not in a good way
it doesn't melt if it was super hard before being battered
Maybe donโt fry ice cream you fucking freaks
I see.
^
oops.
It also came to be associated with Mexican cuisine, in large part due to national chain Chi-Chi's adopting a fried ice cream made with tortillas and cinnamon as its "signature dessert" when it opened in 1975.[6]
In Australia, fried ice cream is strongly associated with Asian cuisine and particularly Australian Chinese cuisine.[7] It is frequently served with caramel sauce.[8]
Theres more
Apparently there is too much of a good thing
I go into maintenance mode for a month and youโre already splitting the wrong atoms here without me ๐ก
Okay, who made them?
Origin
There are conflicting stories about the dessert's origin. Some claim that it was first served during the 1893 Chicago World's Fair, where the ice cream sundae was also invented.[2] Though in 1894, a Philadelphia company was given credit for its invention describing: "A small, solid [cake] of the ice cream is enveloped in a thin sheet of pie crust and then dipped into boiling lard or butter to cook the outside to a crisp. Served immediately, the ice cream is found to be as solidly frozen as it was first prepared."[3][4]
It may be derived in part from Baked Alaska, originating earlier in the 19th century, which puts ice cream under a quickly broiled meringue.[1]
So, American
KILL LICHT
what if its invented in many places but the inventors have no knowledge of each other's same invention
tnis seafood bangs
Ngl I started reading sone of the black library books and ngl I understand why normal people are scared of psykers
We should find and kill them all before they accidentally end up in the same discord
racist
banned and jailed
I have this sudden crave for Cornello
Look if you start speaking at me like a 80s kungfu movie dub id be scared too
oh
its just ice cream
but cool
Fuck you I want this now
bitch
thanks for reminder i have mango sorbet waiting at home
Unfortunately i'm not available for fornication

๐ผ
I don't understand why ya'll're so weirded out by Fried Ice Cream, or that you people somehow think Carnival Food (which is almost exclusively eaten at Carnivals/Fairs) is a common thing we eat often :I
I'm going to fucking defenestrate you.
im not, its delicious

YOURE ALL FUCKING CARNIES
I'd eat it. I have no standards
new slur
I just wanna try it
This tbh like i love fried oreos i get them maybe 3 times a year
your pfp look like lebowski
wheres my money
Spent it on fried ice cream
Some of you Americans better watch out when Iโm fighting you in Greenland and youโre sitting in your foxhole at night scared and you hear my screams as I prowl the night
i missed dipping french fries in vanilla icecrem
Germany sent a whole 13 soldiers for 3 days then pull them back
I told them to go, Iโm enoigh
ur from the fucking uk how can you influence the german military
im going to practice my mountain lion screams
Thats like
the normalest thing
he's secretly a spy
Just offer the soldiers healthcare. They'll switch sides
especially w fucking mcflurries
Iโm suggestive ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Because america is in permanent state of carnival
normal and good
Tbh give me citizenship and an apartment ill go so fast
America full of juggalos
Greenland should be Polish
you should try it @somber stream
God Iโm so hungry I could kill a whole squad of black Templars and salamanders 
Hmm?
french fries with icecream especially vanilla
Eat a table
booooooooo
dont kill black templars, kill salamanders and especially space wolves
two heretic chapters
damn csm
Itโs time we got serious and left the kardashians alone I think they look beautiful and sexy even if they use filters and plastic
add milo in maggi curry
This culinary war crimes WILL NOT STAND
Also yes there are a lot of Japanese Resto in Germany
Only 2/10 of them are actually good
@somber stream put peanut butter in ur ramen you will thank me
๐ก
I will retire to my chambers
Actual fucking coward
BBQ sauce on lasagna
Thats normal
Oh.. good then
All of Italy has declared war on you.
Itโs very good tho
Mussolini wakes up from his grave
I havent had good bbq saice in a while
I've never put BBQ sauce on Lasagna, I'd rather not, I don't even like it on pizza.
STICKY SURPRISE
not sure if mussolini even had a grave
Handcuff them so they can't say anything
Best two i ate where fanex bbg. Sauce and kfc bbg sauce
Italy can come for me Ill give them 240 days of Sodom
Is this a joke
wasnt mussolini dug up and wacked the shit out of
No
theyre more plastic then mcdonalds
no, he was wacked the shit out of, strung up, shot, and mutilated upon his death.
cant remember if they hanged him out of some building medieval style
Very nice
Pussolini ๐น
They're the worst kind of people my guy
Theyโre just successful and attractive I think thatโs why we hate them
his initial grave was originally secret, but they moved it, originally they were worried his grave would inspire future fascists, then his relatives and former supporters were actually in power in the government so they made his grave a semi-public guarded mausoleum instead
I'm sure this surprises absolutely noone
hm
If my dad had defended OJ and won Iโd probably spend some of the money on ass implants
man
They're successful because their father was a rich lawyer, they were born into wealth
America
Rip
where in America?
sigh
Only in ohio ๐
man
This country is a shithole and I hate the culture
ohio brainrot memes come flowing back
Still there are worse places to live. Like Sosnowiec
Then move
go to france
to greenland
You say that like it's so easy
Or gesta.... ICE will come for you
Yeah im moving out when I get my career going
Top 3 American subcultures;
- Storage unit auctioneers
- Juggalos
- Fat people who scream in the street
Dont forget rednecks
So lucky more like.
And that one guy who will never fall no matter how he may look
I live in a country where a center right party run by corporate interests is called extreme leftists
Ice being the way it is is so strange to me
This place is fucked
delete lobbying
bc i dont wanna be alone w my own thoots
mm
my brain feels numb
everything feels numb rlly
hi licht
now
hi guys, I'm a newb named DINOCRUTCH and I NEED help.
I'm Korean and people in Korea doesn't play this game much
so I can't get help form Koreans about this....
- I'm NOT GOOD at English * BUT I came all the way here to get some urgent help
I gotta beat "battle for tertium" quest in Damnation difficulty and I can't do it myself
can anyone pls help me from this misery...?
POLITIK

yo where minjun
Garut, help your Asian Brethren
You got dictatot on The seat and hr made his own private police. How suprising
Gotta summon old man Bart.
licht
im not korean 
I know youre hiding secrets from me
Mc rib is not a thing anymore iirc
Missus, i went to McDonald once for the last 5 years
NOT IN AMERICA
Well its time to break your sobriety
Seasonal slop
go to mcdonalds and look at the menu
Well i can confidently say most of europe does not have mc rib
is the mcrib on the mcfucking menu licht
Why would I go to mcdonalds when I could go to taco bell
I can tell you it wont be
anyone good enough to help a asian noob?
@long sigil
#vox-lfg-lexicanum is what you need probably
Try asking in LFG tbh.
i think DAWI is korean too
oh sorry thx
when I was in Europe I literally never ate fastfood, I also rarely eat it here too though tbf.
I ate it all
choose ur legion or don't. idk how many players are in south korea
What's your stance on China and Chinese?
u good
what
if I told you my answer I might get banned from Discord...
Help Korean bro
my lawyer would advise me to not answer that joke
We made that mess
Your fellow Korean needs help.
-# Same
Whatup rejects
what help
China? It exists
noo
glory to ccp
Bart help your brother
Yesss
i'd help but i havent tide for a while
Korean together, strong
korea doooogs I love korea glory to kpop demon hunters ๐ฐ๐ท ๐ฐ๐ท
Which Korea tho
lucia also can half help
Glory to Arstoczka
MFS ARE NOT PLAYING DT IN NORTH KOREA
i think they do
there is steam account in nk
How do YOU know
YOU EVER LOOKED AT NT ON GOOGLE MAPS?
Man they use a vpn
you..
Certain someone may
Kim Jong Un low key fucked my havoc run and i wouldnt even know
love cp
oh
cp77*
so you kr man?
what's a ccp
vro delete that holyshit i knew this would happen
์ ๋ฐ ใ ก์ด๋ ค์ฃผ์ธ์
cease
chaos language
Chinense communist party
์ ๋ ํ๊ตญ ์์์ ์ข์ํ์ง๋ง, ๊ตญ์๋ ๋๋ฌด ๋งค์ ์ด์.
๊ทผ๋ฐ ๋์จ์์๋ ๋์๊ฐ์๊ฑฐ ์ ์ฃผ์๋๋ฐ ๋ญ ํ์ํ์ ๊ฑฐ ์๋์?
๊ธ๋น ์์ฉ๋์ด ํ๊ณ ์ถ์๋ฐ ํ์คํธ ์ ์ฃผ๋์ด๋๋ฅผ ๋ชป๊นจ๊ฒ ์ด์ ์๋จ
Damn
โกโกโกโกโกโก
Hieroglyphs
๊ฑ ๊ฒฐ๊ฒ ์ง๋ฟ ๋ค๊ณ ํ์ ๋๋ฉด ์ฌ์์
DON'T MAKE ME USE GOOGLE TRANSLATOR
DPRK = darktide people relations killsquad
BECAUSE I WILL
these are their language
I love participating in foreign cultures
Thats cyrylic
russki sabaka
i fucking hate this fire down range penance so much
I dont like cyrylic
I want mexican food
๋ค๋ค ๊ณ ์ด์ ์ ์ ์๋์์ฃผ์๋ ค ํ์;๋ค์
์ดํ
IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO SNIPE PEOPLE 30 METERS AWAY
Is it MMF or something?
bom dia
๐ง๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐ง๐
como vai
vincent
speak english
Seeotter halten im Schlaf Hรคndchen, damit sie nicht voneinander wegtreiben
๋ฐ๊ธฐ ๋ฐ๊ฒฉ ํ์ฉํ๋ฉด์ ๋๋ฉด์ ์ธ์ฐ๋ฉด ์ฌ์์
Oh, the range one. See bridge, spray.
์ฐ๋ฐ ํ๋๋ผ
์ ๋ค ai๊ฐ ํ๋ ์ด์ด ๋๋ฌ์์ผ๋ ค ํ๋ฉด์ ๊ณต๊ฒฉํ๊ณ ๊ทธ๋์
foi mal, nao entendi
๋๋ฉด์ ๊ทธ๋ฌ๋ฉด ์ฌ์์ ธ์ ๊ทผ์ ์
This hour of the day? Maybe some portugals or spanish people
That is English.
๐๐๐พ๐ข๐
๋ณด์กฐ๋ฌด๊ธฐ๋ ๋ณผํธ ํผ์คํจ์ด๋ ๋ฆฌ๋ณผ๋ฒ ๊ฐ์ ์ค์๋น ๋ฅธ ๋ฌด๊ธฐ๋ก ์คํ์ ๋ง ์ด๋ป๊ฒ ํด๊ฒฐํ๋ฉด ํ ๋งํ๋ ๊ฑฑ์ ๋ง์ธ์
mfw someone uses abbreviations 
ji mejilawe tukijisi
dont use abbreviations or Missus gets mad
discord gotta install auto translate bruh for once I can understand him comprehensively. only through fucking translate though!
tower of babel:
babel deez nuts
Texting so... herp. Still, that one is best done on bridges.
i got tower of babel in muh pants
bubble
You gonna babel alright
Don't care unless you are paying me by the hour.
gimme money now
what bridges
ouhghh im so hungry I could steal Kariens snacks
i'll give you carbon dioxide for free
๋ ์ ์ฐพ์๋ณด๊ณ ์ค๊ฒ ์ต๋๋ค ๊ฐ์ฌํ๋น๋ค;;
Any. Like the lift waiting one in the hive city slums.
lol imagine if this discord gets used to transmit DPRK spy messages

They spawn on the other end. Use Exe Stance to highlight and shoot.
Auric Silo Cluster
And hope someone takes care of the back.
They need to add lift music
Speaking of back, could really use a massage right about now

thinking if i should tide
I can help pulls out a sledgehammer
I heard certain island give really good massages
Ask someone to make a mod then. Like in L4D2.
sorry i ate em
Consider employment
So like normal?

Last massage i've had was in Thailand, and no, not that kind
They had these fancy rocks on your back
๐
They had that in LFD2?
Could be both though.
There's a mod for it.
Yeah well i'm not comfortable with randos
I'm not kidding.
Like they coloured it or
rocks, is that what they call it nowadays
randos massaging your back?
NEW WARBOND IS HERE
smelldivers
That i don't mind
Imagine getting a foot massage after a long day of walking around in the city
In a seasoned hand? I might've made a few noises
"It's normal" they said as they giggled

feet
this is getting too lewd even for me
I'm going back to psyker mains.
@somber stream tide some time?
Tomorrow
Imagine they sticking a finger betwix your pinky toe
oke
Death
They oil up, you know
They're wizards and wizards are evil
Made sure to make their hands warm as well
For a foot massage?
Yeah
Thatโs a slipping hazard
It was the premium package
Unless you have slot for two maybe. Or I need a better plan.
where the heck is ray
I'll hail you then
I'm a vet main. Or well, funni boom main actually.
Emperor is like the baddest psyker tho
Soooo
Give Larks a poke.
The emperor is pretty feckin evil my guy
name one evil thing he did
You mean, old corpse on a shiny golden loo.
Galactic conquest is like his whole thing lmao
You never shit at work?
The real one isn't even that shiny
I'm Asian and woman.
Didnt even try to fix Angron despite having intellect that span centuries
Is that a yes?
angron.
Do Asians and women not shit at work?
True, but you know how ppl tend to flair it up.
"Join or die" as your international policy does not exactly make you a very sympathetic person
he deserved it
fym he deserved it ๐ญ
i might have to kill you man
with haste!
what the fuck? i got ping disconnected and when ireconnected im at the victory screen
No. I do not. You can't even with the time unless you enjoy losing jobs. If I could hold them in the first place fighting rude customers.
his name is angron and he was angry, the writing was on the wall you cant fix someone like that
vro im so done with this 
How would you know Big E didnt even try
You'd be pretty angry too if I kept poking you in the back of the head with a bunch of needles
Did... did Kojima wrote him into 40k
What kind of fuck ass job denies people shitting
Did he?
There's like a whole section in one of the horus heresy books where they basically look at the damage and go "nah"
When you are doing 200% for 70% pay.
Pretty sure even prisoners get to poop
You are expected to do more than what you are hired for and ask for less than the avg pay.
Someone didn't pay the poop tax
I measure how much time I spend pooping at work so I know how much I got paid for shitting it makes me happy
I donโt want to win in that game

Man shitting at work is one of my remaining joys
You paying your poop tax?
Why do you think I sometime wish I never Nat 1 when I tried ending it during teen years. Being an adult is hard.
Every year as an adult adds corruption to my wounds
I work at a restauraunt so it doesn't really matter, you're just making food when orders come in and you're really just there to fill a role for that part of the day. As long as you're doing it they don't give a fuck
Can I come over and take a shit?
Yeah sure idc
Too hard ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
Sure, it does mean I lived a life of suffering from bullying, but it also meant I don't need to suffer adulthood and stuff...
Telling a grown ass man not to shit is surely fighting words
If they say you can't take a bathroom break just shit your pants
Then you get humiliated and mocked in public.
I guess more reasons to end your life.
Wish i could be like the dude from green mile and magically transfer my shit into evil people
Green mile?
That'd be awesome cuz you could eat the most spicy food and then just make them suffer the consequences
Movie staring Tom hanks and Morgan freeman
Really good movie
You mean, Taco Bell.
time to drink alcohol
Barely
Michael Clarke Duncan, Freeman is in The Shawshank Redemption
no share?
Oh right
Damn I canโt believe I mixed up my favorite prison movies
all mine
Barely?
That's just like, food poisoning most of the time
You can get way spicier food than taco bell
This year will be the year of the heavy stubber, my knee is acting up again and that's a sure sign
HEYYYY ASIAN WOMEN ๐ ๐ ๐
Yes, why able to give that to bad ppl is funnier.
True
Isn't that one of the better ogryn ranged weapons anyways?
You mean, oggy sniper.
I mean a heavy stubber for the humans
The hottests of all lasgun shots
That would probably just be vet only, a heavy stubber could theoretically be cross-class for vet, arbites and maybe even scum
I just want a power fist.
Sick, but doubt
I bet ogryn is getting at least 10 new weapons this year
Go full into the Commissar thing.
The chain axe already feels powerful
I don't want to see what a two handed chain axe can do
Not 2 handed, needs more cleavage.
Ingame vet art has a stubber, arbites tabletop models have a stubber, some of the scum concept art has a stubber. It's floating somewhere inside the FS hivemind I just know it
Zealot already gives you free cleaver
You go play Zealot then.
I think the community would be more satisfied with new cosmetics
Ngl
Doesn't feel like me
I want arby shock maul to be available to every class
nuh uh
was the slop reset today or next week
2 days
next week
btw
this is probably a hot take but i dont like the 40k asthetic of putting purity seals on everything
Then don't push others to play specific classes.
like you have an ornate gun or something and you ruin it by sticking 20 grocery receipts on the handguard
true that is a hot take
why
yeah me neither. there's nowhere near enough seals
Well, I just said what was on my mind
Because to bless it from corruption.
purity seals are an admech seal of approval that this piece of gear works well
You are asking for a seal to your ass?
pause.
What if the seal falls off in combat
do they turn the soldier into slurry
flex seal shoe
damn, I always thought they were a ministorum thing
i thought everyone had their own different seals. admech, ecclesiarchy, marine chapters
they're both, and the text is usually more up to the specific organisation
It's like buying expensive clothes and leaving the tags on
FRAK IT WE BALL FRAK IT WE BALL FRAK IT WE BALL being the most popular inscription, of course
How does a wax seal stick to a piece of armor anyways
Warp magic.
Super wax
Maybe a STRONG magnet in the wax.
glue
It's not like paper where the melted wax would seep into it a bit
ahh but this is SPACE WAX
if it's wax, it would fall off any gun that fires in full auto
I mean, metal can be porous if worn in a specific way.
I don't think you want armor to be porous
it's just stamped medallions that are welded on lmao
Exactly
I think the term is more, scratched up?
fuck sakes it be nice to be able to purchase materials
Oh yeah ig
Just pay havoc and you will be rich in materials

Most are hand-me-downs after all.
i would
if anyone ever queued for havoc 1
cant ever find a havoc match
People always want new weapons but there's a pile of weapon types that nobody really uses atm
Purity seals work in whatever way they need to work to stick to armor
Well, it depends on the region you are playing
Most are on north America
Because most of them needs a buff.
OCE
Some of the seals use medallions instead of a wax-looking thingy though, I think some of our psyker headgear cosmetics have those
Well that's what I mean, they should buff those first
OCEANA
So it's the ocean?
They feel subpar to use at best and absolute trash at worst.
Guy is from Australia or New Zealand.
new zealand
Hi, do you know whatโs planned for Darktide in 2026 ?
I dont think even FS knows
30 more psyker buffs and super duper rotten armor
updates
Havoc mandatory rotten armor for all levels
Not yet, but we will get some communication from Quickpaw soon-ishโข about what happened last year and vague idea of what will happen in 2026
I think they will add me into the game
the logistical problem with adding new classes is that the amount of banter they need to record grows quadratically
Rot now is global and you get farts galore.
They now also last as long as tox bomb farts.
rotten armoured bursters
Also covers as big as it.
New mission will be an assignment to find mustache cream for dragor
I would totally do that
Arby on sale to promote it.
What's rotten armor? As mentioned, I've never found a low rating lobby to try havoc
hoi hoi, wondering if there is an up to date version of the weapons customization mod
Because now rebreather is critical or loss.
Mission to clean Dragor's tank? I am in
its the most hated most tedious havoc modifier FS has ever cooked up
Powerwash sim 2 DLC when?
New power wash similator dlc
Fuck im tired
I cant even spell simulator right
Sibiliator
power wash silmarilion
i get that but what does it do? just stronger armor?
Every armoured guy has 70% DR for free.
The developer will die halfway through making it
Power Wash Assimilation
yeah sounds not very good
spawns significantly more ragers and crushers and gives them massive DR that gets lower the lower their HP gets
Both ranged and melee.
Melee used to bypass it.
They 'fixed' it.
Now that hit that'll 1 tap a boss? The crusher still lives.
krak nades still 1 shot but the game spawns so many crushers that youd need 4 vets constantly tossing nades to clear them out anyway
You need to thammer 2 tap unless you minmax to heck on damage or get Nuncio Aqulia support.
Can we get a event where it triples the spawn rate of plasma gunners and also makes them like how they were at launch
It would be so cool
Stop playing malice.
Well, when there weren't 30 of them in one room
What
If you played higher diffs, they still delete toughness.
When there's 14 of them, it doesn't really matter.
if they're made stronger, at least they also need to have an extremely loud noise for charging the gun
(maybe they already do and i missed it)

They do
It's much easier to notice them now
And to also dodge
But they don't feel like the threat they were at launch
they are just reskinned shotgunners now lets be honest
Long range shotgunners
Also, I never understood why theses units change to melee when you get close
Like, they have a shotgun
Ans you are close
game balance and tabletop reference
Well that's dumb
1 inch engagement range
shotguns do not have pistol keyword
so they can only melee

It would be funnier if they did the sniper kick when you got close
it would be funny if we could also kick
Replace push with kick.
It would be funny if we could pick up corpses
There should have a mod for that
any mod recommendations for boosting fps 
fucking hel veteran feels allot more natural to me than what psyker does
Hey sorry to bother but does anyone know when the item shop refreshes ?
2 days
Next Thursday. Unless some big event happens.
once every 2 weeks bud
Ainโt nuffin natural about the warp
Sounds good sasnt sure if it was this or next week
good ol vet
Not mods, but... #gameplay-help message

Moods
For mods I would just search through mod nexus with downloads as the sort order
Id be surprised if they actually have something that helps with fps
I'm fairly sure there is, but I haven't tried any
Mainly seen just some QoL stuff, but yeah, I dont use mods either
I have maybe 40 installed, and dabble with making my own for personal use
Sheesh
I'd prolly settle for like maybe just 5 mods or something
Seeing how sometimes the crash issues is because of the mods I'd rather just play vanilla
Yeah, it's generally a wise idea. Luckily people tend to report it if a mod causes issues
Most likely to happen after a big Darktide update
my gpu is so garbanzo beans
I think there is a mod for low end PCs
is an rx 5500xt really that bad mann
Disables a lot of things
Neato
Dt is just horribly optimized.
sad..
veteran feels very natural for me to play (most likely due to all the first person shooters)
bullet bois 
practically my most played class
You wish
GET KARKIN STUCK IN 
mine to just wish infiltrator got a rework or a buff
Real
I think the only bearable build I found on it was the dmg buff for your grenadier builds
Someone shared a build some time ago in vet class, its pretty decent
Only works for Shredders tho, if you dont like using that nade
as awsome as shout is to many vets use it
because its too good
every time I try exe stance I think "I could just do this without exe stance and I could have shout"
This is probably either a hot take or Iโm gonna get clown reacted but shout desperately needs a nerf
Is why my build literally can swap between both on the recon/plasma one. XD
I mean they could just make the other special abilities better
I think the other abilities needs buffs
You nerf command shout, guess what vet will still use lol
Shout is better for solo, exe if I can trust at least one other.
Exe stance. Cos infil is dog except to do objectives and troll teammates.
Stealth if you donโt trust anyone at all and hate your teammates
Unless you overnerf shout to the point of being useless people would still use it for CC and toughness regen
Ehhhh Iโd debate you on that front but tbh I donโt have the energy rn
I think it just needs cd nerf
Wasnt it actually nerfed and people still use it 
Hmm
Something to do with the Gold toughness uptime iirc
At that point, I'll just melee exe stance.
No?
yes but it was hardly a nerf
People just sleep on exe stance tbh
Talking about like months back by now I think
They already nerfed tf out of a bunch of stuff awhile back
I just remember people like crying about it for some reason 
Zealot and Psyker were godlike classes compared to now lol
Zealot legit unkillable unless you sucked
The solution is doubling everything they were before the nerf
To be fair, less gold means more damage taken over time lul.
๐
Anyone else remember when vet shout had 100 extra toughness instead of 50? No just me
And you know pubs.
it had 2 nerfs in total, first years ago they dropped golden toughness from 100 to 50, then recently they reduced gold toughness duration by a couple seconds
Still think it was a minor nerf but yeah
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They can die on arby on uprising.
50 gold toughness and a 60 second cooldown to a 30 second cooldown with 100 toughness in one patch what were they cooking lmfao
I legit have no clue how.
You underestimate how far a mutant can throw you off the map
Ahhh so you do remember
No, they died to poxxers.
FS isnt the best when it comes to balance Scum is a good sign of that
scoom
Scumin it
I was there
I remember the goofy shit FS does
Truly the most skilled warriors of the emperor
When they buffed vet is was bc no one was playing it lol
I specifically never count fall deaths for a reason.
It would be funny if you mutants could run off ledges
Zealot was so insanely overtuned and dueling sword psyker could solo carry
Because a troll might be on your team.
Straight fenting it while i scum
For the Big E
Veteran with no keystones feels like a different life time ago
The Big E blesses my crack addiction
Should just make executioners stance have a special weapon like a Las Sniper or something, maybe people will use it then lol
I just think exe stance feels like desperado but
Not as fun
exe stance is a sniper skill in a game that punishes playing as a sniper
But yeah seriously that would be an awesome addition I reckon people being able to dodge mutant near ledges and have said mutant charge off the ledge
Itโd be mad cool if dogs could
Do that too
Could also just combine infiltrate and exe stance like the Huntsman from vermintide 2 and make an entirely new skill
I was just speedrunning event to not bother as usual.
Just... 
Expect dogs do that already
I have never seen this happen
Arby dogs also do that from time to time
Probably because i kill dogs mid jump but whatever
They do just be near a ledge when they pounce funniest shit ever
The dogs do have peanut sized brains
You fear the emperorโs most special warriors
Me shoving them mid jump
Whatโs that the Down syndrome custodians?

Lumpstodians
Its surprising easy to kill dogs mid jump with melee
Fair, idk why I started shoving them midair
i just remember people doing it a lot in my early days of DT and was like, is that how you counter those dogs?
Its really the same thing as shoving them but they usually die
Unless you have a shitass melee weapon
Shovel go bonk
Shobel
or as some people like to call it, Blessing on a Stick
Well when the custodians fail send in the special custodians the Downstodians 
Also very funny at times when you melee them mid air thammer sends those fucks to the next map over
ragdoll do be funny
Dogs have the best ragdoll
I like how thammer leaves like an open hole on a crushers armor tho
you can literally see their crushed in faces
fpoon
Fuck Iโm so going to hel for thinking of that and laughing at it
I have never used the thammer tbh
I use the eviserator
I would love the evis if rev attacks didnt suck
I played Zeal for the Evis as well lmao
Lard shark?
Thammermaxxing is fun too
I might thammermaxx when i peance grind zealot
Alot better now thanks to the cleave talent
Good luck that one was a bitch for me to do
people one tapping bosses with thammer
1 shit guy wont eat a fully charged heavy
or just deleting them anyway
Oh.. if i find shit thatโs private
Im just not doing it
My sanity comes first
eviscerator works fine enough aginst bosses i'll keep maining it
wonder why that was a thing in the first place
where it just wants you to do private lobbies
Gotta be one of the dumber things Iโve seen in darktide zealots being able to 1 shot bosses
Toxic people
Cos ppl trolled and flamed over it, I guess.
Or so they say
huh
You need to speedrun for it.
Like
Its a co-op game
Pubs usually don't speedrun.
I dont wanna play alone
So ppl get angry.
I wanna play with randoms in pubs!!!!
I guess its better playing with peeps you know
Some will afk troll as long as possible to ruin it.
Speed running ๐คก I swear hate Dealing with those people
Speed runners do suck
Invis knife zealot getting dogged 80ms away blaming the team
That penance forces it.
Considering train did not exist then.
Tho with that penance you can do twins bell skip or train
So play, and don't go for the penances 
Than dope shark needs to remove it
So not really a speed run anymore
No
Fuck you
Peance time
whats wrong with playing the game
Thing is, said penance pre-dates either of those missions.
NOOOOOOOOI!
Too bad
The community asked for it to be moved to private lobbies never forget that
Can also do the no mans land mission
I'm glad they did. But it sucks they still haven't let you just start a solo game
And also the state of the bots in this game are a joke
Psyker one is the same. Cue toxicity if hunting it with pubs when you want it.
Mmm VT2 bot ai
Im just not gonna do peances i dont feel like doing
Cos pubs won't let you free poke with bb.
Itโs funny my veteran can sorta keep up with the knife zealot speed running given if Iโm managing my infiltrate CDs right
My service in the emperor is selected by how im feeling not my duties
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Inner peace
I am emperors strongest soldier but my tummy hurts
Skill issue
I can sort of understand the zealot one, even now if you're playing marty with randoms they'll ping every single medicae and spam you to pick it up
Like brother I've been on less than one wound the entire fucking game I'm managing fine, but they're confused and think you're just an idiot
So can see the <1 wound zealot getting blamed for losing runs when attempting that penance, although most people probably understand how martydom works by now at the higher levels
I mean, if you are more than half way with corruption... is one thing.
Is there a way to... cope with grief? beyond 1.5L of whiskey. My dog had his eye removed and I'm just... fuckin lost
The thing is, that penance was designed when martyrdom and holy revenant were much different than what they were today 
Tbh I did that penance without martydom so that I had more max hp to play with anyway
Yeah doing it without a wound build is definitely the way to go
True. 49% hp is better than 13%~
Im the Emperah's laziest soldier
im the emperor's silliest soldier
Hmmmm
tรผrk yokmu
50 cents red bull...
Dreams are for spark heads
why do crushers sometimes overhead down you in 1 hit and sometimes just straight up kill you do they do corruption damage
No
so what you're saying is this is a
moment
They do corruption in havoc
on havoc they have corruption damage
no golden toughness you go bye bye
was going to write "unless havoc" but my coffee was done
you can't die to a crusher in one hit, if you've already died to a poxwalker in 5 hits

Something else may have got you at the same moment
So the crusher overhead was the cherry on top
I see that would track with m getting slamdunked in havoc
just dodgeeee
I was at -6 effective dodges my bad
I like when I dodge but the overhead has tracking suddenly 
when you go for perfect parry but you miss the window and get overheaded
Haven't played arby in a while but I thought it was funny tanking an overhead and taking 10 damage
we are adamant
Reading thro Sengogu period, I always laugh when people call Samurai ''Honorable''
Darktide haas parry mechanics?
sorry I meant perfect block
Yeah, devil claw can parry
Samurai were backstabbing sodomites, right after, three kingdoms warlords
you can block????
Certain weapons and arby with certain talent can block anything
yes but only with dagger, dont try block ith slab shield
shield is for smacking
I either dodge, or eat every hit there is no in between
Lock in
Blocking and parry is for cowards
Be a man
Spam heavies and lights then go down when a crusher rocks up and you cant one hit them.
ogryn and arby has that talent node that lets you "block every hit on perfect block" but I never tried it because "perfect block" is so vague I am confident I will eat every overhead I try to block
Sounds like the average random
rule number 1 of being a man:
Map Ogryn slap special to an autoclicker
Set autoclicker to slap every 0.01 miliseconds
Play Havoc 40 and hold down W
ogryns used to not need to dodge or block, prob still can ๐ค
Based 
darktide is wet
The tide is wet
welcome to the darkwet
Samurai Honor is worth jack shit. They killed eachother for power non-stop
I love getting wet in darkwet
There is no ''Honor'' in Medival times
Honour is the friends we made along the way
We kill those^
Honor is the name of my pet rock
We kill friends
๐ฅน
Nurgle Gamer is typing.... -> he's about to show us his huge honour
We kill friends to get 0,23$ more
Nurgle gamer about to unleash the 10 plagues
Samurai were actually really honourable and had cute anime loving girlfriends that didnโt think they were weird overweight sex tourists
he said sex
Nurgle Gaming is eating Mcdonald food, while everyone is starving
Powerful. Powerful.
Sex
get your torches ready!
Can we crucify all trappers?
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I donโt eat McDonaldโs I donโt want to know what 4skin tastes like
Tastes like cardboard
Oh..
nooo nooo i taste bad on cross!
Maybe Iโll get some then
"No reason"
Am I about to read a page for a "hype moments and aura" character in my "hype moment and aura" setting? Be honest now
We aint gonna eat you we gonna hit you with rocks until you dieeer
Honest question. Do you think Cannibalism has right now or in future of earth?
Yes
Nurgle will claim the bowels of first time consumers
We will eat each other before the bitter end
You guys havenโt started?
Sadly this is reality, especially where I live.
I donโt think itโs fair to offer yourself to a woman as a high value male if youโre not prepared to eat alive your competition (Brett at the gym)
Vagina and penis memes go so far, everything is sex and lols

Don't tell that to where I live, or u gonna get stonned and eaten
yall know why scoreboard keeps crashing my games? its something about ammo
i love you
Its not been updated and references the wrong ammo id so crashes your game
If you click posts on the nexus page there are a bunch of different code fixes for you to fix it manually
you know if i can disable that specific part of it?
drop most popular darktide mod
never update it
leave
With lua editing probably, the posts section of nexus with all the comments had a bunch of different code snippets that you just need to paste into the lua
I just use powerdi instead
That's getting active support, although causes me some lua dump crashes
I prefer my gameplay 100% natty
There are a few different mods then, powerdi you can configure to tell you exactly how many of each enemy you killed, there's another one called teamkills someone recommended in here before aswell
Teamkills should work out the box, powerdi is a pivot table editor
teamkills it is
Hmmm
I think we can all agree rotten armor is the best modifier ever to exist ever in the history of ever
Atleast it spices up their armour a little and makes them look more chaos
(This is the only good thing about it)
cadia veteran is such a polarizing vibe
on one hand "eeh meeh meeh muh cadia still stands"
on the other hand whenever I hear "THIS ONE'S FOR CADIA" 
NOT ONE STEP BACK
Throwing pocket sand in the veterans face and asking him if he recognizes cadia when he sees it
He'll Just take his own cadian pocket sand out
Lmfao
Cadia should simply have side dodged that black fortress
cadia accidentally jumped instead of dodge because of stupid bind
fatshark strikes again
LMFAO
bumper dodger on top
Yeah buuuut after a while it starts getting annoying about hearing cadia
Which begs the question
What is the worst personality in the game?
Bro I think Discord needs to die.
Hmm.
Commissar dukane
Gestappo would love Discord
Fair
lowk just cutthroat i guess
Ok I guess I should rephrase it as. Was is the most dislike personality to players and rejects
If you ask for unbann, provide source and apologice, you're fucked, and 3,25 militia will hit your house
lowk just cutthroat i guess
Chat I think this guy doesnโt like cutthroat
Maul



