general-chat

[quaint moss]

should be playing real peak
SIMS 3 LES GO

[tired steeple]

I do think people should read more, blood meridian's a great choice. But king in yellow is so boring it makes me wanna go into a lethal chamber

[round mica]

i knew abou the king in yellow for a long time now but just never bothered to read the original novel

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, peak reference.

[round mica]

i read a lot actually, i could send a picture of my book shelf

[quaint moss]

king in [redacted]

[round mica]

Whatever you do at the crossroads, don't turn left

[somber stream]

Jellied Eels soup

[astral basin]

Ive heard of king in yellow
But i had no knowledge until i viewed a fear an hungah breakdown

[tired steeple]

I barely read lmao

but the books I've read

I did enjoy strongly

[round mica]

imma send a pic of my bookshelf in zealot chat

[astral basin]

Cease

[tired steeple]

alrighty

[round mica]

just gonna check if nothing personal is in frame

[fair bridge]

i'm almost done watching the 2 and a half hour vampire diaries video from jenny nicholson

it's peak

[tired steeple]

I do that with my pet pictures

[round mica]

sent it

[tired steeple]

maybe I should be nicer to you still dossing the tcoaal though

[somber stream]

Star fish pie with broccoli gravy

[astral basin]

Ah yes
The classic
News anchor w a toy on the shelf during covid

[quaint moss]

:

[delicate kite]

Wtf happened to asa cookout

[astral basin]

Im gonna hope the starfish part

Is just a weird adage

[bronze wren]

52 bomboclat chicken nuggets

[delicate kite]

Yes

[somber stream]

CRACKERS WITH MARMITE

[brazen pelican]

Good evening.

[bronze wren]

What does marmite actually Taste Like?

[somber stream]

Good evening Neuro

[astral basin]

Dont oil the whites. Being milk colored and flavorless is our whole thing

[brazen pelican]

How are we doing? :3

[icy heath]

💀

[somber stream]

Dead tree and sadness

[little marten]

Hello

[brazen pelican]

Some of us turn red with a tiny bit of sun, too.

[round mica]

i have no idea i just noticed some emotes i liked didnt exist anymore

[bronze wren]

That uh sounds delicious

[somber stream]

We're doing famously well, thank you for inquiring

How goes thee?

[brazen pelican]

Nice. :3

[astral basin]

[brazen pelican]

Just woke up. Too early to assess. :3

[somber stream]

From a nap, right?

[brazen pelican]

More or less. :3

[somber stream]

An Afternoon nap, right?

Phew

I'm drawing butts

[fiery wave]

Honk?

[brazen pelican]

Oh? Is it cute butts?

[somber stream]

Yes!

[astral basin]

Petition that licht learns subversion

Start the drawing sus

[little marten]

Butts??

[astral basin]

Pivot to epic

[quaint moss]

boo, rush to conclusions its funny

[astral basin]

Like the vageta and charizard ones

[brazen pelican]

May... May I see them?

[quaint moss]

biibs??

[brazen pelican]

Today is a great day. I shall play Palworld with the boyfriend and enjoy too much Monster™.

Did I do it right?

[astral basin]

Palworld

Wonder how the updates progressed

[quaint moss]

Yes actually

[worn halo]

Slaanesh requires you sacrifice one of your pets ...

[brazen pelican]

So far it's pretty good. We're doing a pain and suffering run with shit like 0.1 EXP settings.

[astral basin]

Oml

[brazen pelican]

Already have! Butchered some Katresses.

[worn halo]

Yessss .... goooood goood

[somber stream]

If you don't mind nsfw

[worn halo]

Oh yes

[round mica]

man

[brazen pelican]

I do not. :3

[astral basin]

Hoiyah

[dire kayak]

someone get the inquisitor

[round mica]

i fucking HATE when im about to type something in the search engine known as Google

and i simply

forget

what i was about to search for

[dire kayak]

SO REAL

SO REAL

[brazen pelican]

"How to stop forgetting what I came here to search for?"

[quaint moss]

simple, just remember

[round mica]

oh it seems its the early signs of dementia
oh it seems its the early signs of dementia
oh it seems its the early signs of dementia
oh it seems its the early signs of dementia

[twin flower]

old

[orchid lynx]

Make my extra thicc pls

[brazen pelican]

"Magically make new friends every day!"

[quaint moss]

i just got man reacted

[round mica]

what does that reaction mean

do i not deserve water

[brazen pelican]

You don't need water, you need Monster™. Not an ad, just a fan.

[round mica]

[round mica]

20 billion more white monsters in my fridge

https://tenor.com/view/israel-another-20-trillion-money-isreal-billion-isreal-million-isreal-gif-14749225861519006261

[round mica]

the gif name is not what i remembered it was

[dire kayak]

i love giving people obscure reactions

[quaint moss]

that 3rd one

[round mica]

chat im thinkin about buying the new released hit game "Hytale"

should i?

[quaint moss]

straight to hell please

[quaint moss]

i mean boyfriend just did

[brazen pelican]

Yes, so you can tell me if it is good.

[quaint moss]

so fuck it

we ball

[brazen pelican]

"Boyfriend". Sounds kinda gay. Neat.

[round mica]

Ill play it and never tell you anything

[dire kayak]

fuck it we balls

[round mica]

gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[brazen pelican]

:<

[dire kayak]

should i turn lynx into a chainaxe?

[brazen pelican]

Only if they are okay with it.

[dire kayak]

can i turn you into a chainaxe?

pretty please?

[quaint moss]

he said apparently its like "new Minecraft", he was high as shit and i was drunk

[somber stream]

You want a bakery down there?

[quaint moss]

we was laughing our asses off

[round mica]

after the shit you talk about doing with chainaxes
no

[dire kayak]

come onn

pleeeeaaasseeeeee?

[quaint moss]

what do you do with the chainaxes

[orchid lynx]

Course I do Sir

[dire kayak]

im chainaxxing it
im chainaxxing it so good

[dire kayak]

okay uh

what about the power sword

[round mica]

Khârn 2 seconds before severing Erebus's spine

[brazen pelican]

Hmm never got into Minecraft. :<

[dire kayak]

same

[quaint moss]

oh no bro, you know who else is chainaxing it

[round mica]

you should its very fun

[quaint moss]

MY MOM

[dire kayak]

i promise i wont chainaxe it anymore

[somber stream]

Understandable. I also heard the ladies like a caked up man as well

[quaint moss]

eh, not missing out on much. games very simple

[dire kayak]

ive been playing a lot of persona 3 lately

[quaint moss]

good game

i like the meme gif of the gorilla

[dire kayak]

im gonna summon my persona in 342 days

[quaint moss]

https://tenor.com/view/persona-gorilla-funny-meme-goofy-ahh-gif-4030417570107579558

[dire kayak]

thats so based

i named my persona 3 character "teto pear"

and i laugh my ass off whenever anyone calls me "pear-kun"

[bronze wren]

Tyler, the creator implies the existence of Anthony, the destroyer

[dire kayak]

thats me >w<

i mean uh

fuck

[bronze wren]

You will doom us all

[dire kayak]

they dont know im an eldritch being

[bronze wren]

Funny way of saying youre british

[round mica]

ok eldritch being

[dire kayak]

how did you know

[round mica]

explain to me in full detail your incomprehensible true form and knowledge

[dire kayak]

HOW DID YOU KNOW

[dire kayak]

hmmm

let me find the words

slaaneshi

[quaint moss]

mine called me gay-kun

[fiery wave]

WTF???

[round mica]

excess? sign me in

[dire kayak]

how else would i be such a freak?

[bronze wren]

Gonna have to spare me when you end humanity if you really want me to tell you

[dire kayak]

deal

[bronze wren]

[sleek harness]

What even is a cute butt

How do you get attracted by a butt?

[dire kayak]

uhhh

i mean

[brazen pelican]

I would not expect a rodent to understand.

[dire kayak]

i commit nefarious acts-deeds my squeaka

[sleek harness]

Out of all things you could be attracted by, you are attracted by butts

[dire kayak]

personally

im attracted by murder

but i wont judge

[slim flicker]

Sir?

[dire kayak]

AH

IM SCARED OF HEALTHY EATING

BACK BACK I SAY

[brazen pelican]

It's not like it's exculsively butts...

[slim flicker]

Salud

[sleek harness]

Oh then cute butts you mean

[somber stream]

Rat haven't seen a peach-shaped butt irl

[dire kayak]

i like mine hypercube shaped

but again i wont judge

[round mica]

why does this chat eventually just turn into sex talk

[dire kayak]

we're all freaks

[sleek harness]

It's not sex talk

[somber stream]

Which part of this is sex talk

[sleek harness]

I am trying to understand why theses freaks like butts

[bronze wren]

Buttalk

[somber stream]

We're discussing human anatomy

[sleek harness]

THIS ISN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL

[dire kayak]

i like murder!

[mighty prawn]

Sup y’all

Wuz goin on?

[bronze wren]

Ass conversation

[mighty prawn]

Same

[pure quail]

butts are good

end of story

[slim flicker]

anatomy? name the smallest human bone

[bronze wren]

Assation

[mighty prawn]

0-0

[slim flicker]

bones*

[mighty prawn]

Asses?

[pure quail]

and Skaven are great

[tender horizon]

Stapes, in your ear iirc

[dire kayak]

me

[sleek harness]

I have, and haven't been attracted by it

[dire kayak]

im the smallest human bone

[mighty prawn]

Get out of my body please

[dire kayak]

i live in your leg

[civic otter]

It's got personality alright, knock it off

[slim flicker]

it's a good trivia question lol

[fair bridge]

lol i saw this post on twitter about that minecraft modpack "all the mods" that talked about how the modpack authors are all chuds and i went to their server to see and it was like immediately apparent 😭

[slim flicker]

the hammer the anvil the uhh

what's that thing called that you put your foot in

[sleek harness]

In what meaning of great

[slim flicker]

on a saddle

[tender horizon]

Tbh I'm bad with trivia questions

Idk what's like, reasonable common knowledge vs something i got way too into for 3 weeks

[pure quail]

good-great, yesyes

[tender horizon]

Stirrup

Or stirrups

[slim flicker]

stirrups

[brazen pelican]

The hammer, the anvil and SIGMAR!

[slim flicker]

sigmar abandon you

[sleek harness]

Slaaneshi was left to die on Warhammer Fantasy

Good choice

[pure quail]

hammer and anvil for the throne of the emperor?

[fiery wave]

Look, tails can be cute as well.

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, I tend to play GK or SotT.

[sleek harness]

IT'S NOT THE SAME THING KARIEN

[slim flicker]

i got vermintide because a friend said it was free to keep

then i got darktide because someone linked a site with a $9 key

[fiery wave]

To you.

[slim flicker]

warhammering

so far i will say darktide is pretty good

very good in fact

[fiery wave]

Might be a Humble Choice key.

If grey market.

[sleek harness]

To me? I am the only reasonable one here then?

[orchid lynx]

Licht is being freaky again, the nature is healing

[bronze wren]

Isnt that what you pour over pancakes?

[fiery wave]

Look, everyone has their kinks. You just are kinkshaming.

[sleek harness]

It's his pfp being Bowser Fart Gif animated that caused that

[slim flicker]

it was cdkeys

just checked

[fiery wave]

That's just normal Licht though.

[tender horizon]

I wish you luck.

[slim flicker]

which was kinda buns because less than a week later Steam went on sales and it was cheaper than on the site

[sleek harness]

Karien, explain to me what the hell is a cute butt then

[tender horizon]

If you're talking about your kinks in the darktide general chat you deserve to be kinkshamed.

[orchid lynx]

Indeed

[tender horizon]

And if your kink is being shamed you deserve to be ignored.

[slim flicker]

but it's fine i'm gonna be enjoying this game for a long time

[dire kayak]

w<

[orchid lynx]

Ever seen a corgi?

[dire kayak]

man how are there already 3 people here im considering adding

[pure quail]

cause ur a goober

that's why

[fiery wave]

That depends on your tastes. I told you, I like floofy ears and tails.

[stuck grove]

I have a interesting qeustion: You think they ever add a sniper class To darktide? Not sure if it work just think about possible other classes

[pure quail]

why not all three?

[sleek harness]

Not even you can explain what cute butt is

[tender horizon]

No. This games combat takes place in your face.

[pure quail]

explaining cute butts would require sending images, and I think the mods would smite you for that

[fiery wave]

I'm just saying, people just like what they like. If it's not hurting someone, does it matter?

[stuck grove]

Yeah I figure that was a long shot

[pure quail]

was that a pun

did you ask that just for the pun

[sleek harness]

Well I did said explaining and not showing

[stuck grove]

Not intentional but ye

[tender horizon]

You are allowed to do whatever you want behind closed doors if it doesn't involve animals, corpses, or children. Or the unwilling.

[fiery wave]

Yes, but my floofer is better.

[sleek harness]

No

[fiery wave]

I'm not risking a ban for it. You can look it up yourself.

[sleek harness]

Ok

[fiery wave]

More or less. Thus. Is what it is.

[orchid lynx]

I am awaiting a pic then

[pure quail]

yes, give floofer pics

[stuck grove]

If anyone wants to play ill be in strike party one. Been looking for people to play darktide with

[sleek harness]

I just wanted to know what a cute butt is and now this devolved into kinks

[pure quail]

as a fellow rodent I think we should be elegible for seeing cute butts as an explanation honestly

[somber stream]

Cute butt is the same as cute face

How do you define 'cute'?

[broken osprey]

[pure quail]

yes that

[fiery wave]

I have literally sent pics of the goober on psyker mains and in pettide.

[pure quail]

@dire kayak you've been doxed

[slim flicker]

a picture?

a succulent picture?

[brazen pelican]

There are several kinds of "cute". :3

[fiery wave]

Wot.

[brazen pelican]

A cute cat and a cute butt. They're both cute but in very different ways.

[pure quail]

true true

[fair bridge]

every time i look elsewhere i become more grateful for this space

😔

[slim flicker]

marsh

[dire kayak]

wuh

[pure quail]

you heard me

[pure quail]

you heard me too

[dire kayak]

how could you karien'

[somber stream]

[fiery wave]

I'm confused.

[pure quail]

Hi Confused I'm Aldeéra

[feral vessel]

hello all

[pure quail]

howdidodi

[feral vessel]

how dost thou go about thy day at this time kin

[pure quail]

uhhhh

[brazen pelican]

It smells like Brits in here.

[pure quail]

Brits?

burn them

[brazen pelican]

Are we being colonized?

[feral vessel]

Don't worry, I'm a ministorum priest. Might be better or worse depending on how you look at it.

Is the Imperium of Man worse than the British Imperium?

[fair bridge]

realizing that more and more spaces online are becoming infested with bigotry and hatred and soon there will come a time when an organized effort will be made to physically retaliate against innocent voices all because of disinformation

other than that i'm alright

[brazen pelican]

I'm just a friendly Slaaneshi Neurolictor regular ol' human.

[feral vessel]

Ah, right, that, of course, er, well it won't get better if you don't do anything, nay?

[pure quail]

I'm your local rodent

[feral vessel]

Be a better person yourself and cherish what they lack.

[fiery wave]

What do you mean Buggy?

[feral vessel]

Really now?

[fair bridge]

good advice

thankfully i hardly ever encounter this sort of behavior in real life

[feral vessel]

Erm, if you're actually a human, then recite all the guidelines of the Infantryman's Uplifting Primer.

[fair bridge]

almost as if........... people online........ just say whatever they want........

waow.......

[slim flicker]

meow

[feral vessel]

instagram folk

'im behind a screen so i can say the worst shit on the internet'

[brazen pelican]

1. I can't read.

[pure quail]

I know the cure for instagram users

[dire kayak]

im your local goober

w<

[feral vessel]

drag instagram users onto the streets and throw rocks at them

[fair bridge]

damn

[feral vessel]

not big ones just like small pebbles

five pebbles each

[brazen pelican]

No worries, I just have to lie so people don't send more Inquisitors after me. :3

[slim flicker]

name the instragram national anthem

[pure quail]

are you a goofy goober though?

[dire kayak]

yes i am

[pure quail]

hell yeah

[feral vessel]

Hey, those inquisitors funded the Tyranid invasion.

You should be thankful.

[brazen pelican]

I am. So much biomass. ..oOwOo..

[feral vessel]

That means you'll leave them alone, right?

[dire kayak]

waiter waiter! more inquisitors please!

[feral vessel]

I mean they'll probably find a way to hole up in Commoragh before that happens. Somehow, they'll manage.

[brazen pelican]

Depends. I will not surrender my right to eat whatever tries to kill me. :>

[feral vessel]

then we can consider it a truce!

Oh, yeah, I saw a tech priest biologis with a pet 'gaunt the other day.

[brazen pelican]

But Karien is trying to teach me not to eat people. It feels weird. :3

[dire kayak]

last time i went to slaanesh's domain i ended up being a catgirl for a week

it was weird

[feral vessel]

they stimmed me up with cuddle drugs bruh

[fair bridge]

what the hell is happening in here

[feral vessel]

Never going to a Slaanesh party again.

[sleek harness]

I prefer Nurgle

[feral vessel]

nurgle's garden is like a grill party except with a lot more disease.

[sleek harness]

Theses boyos are simping for Slaaneshi

[feral vessel]

Otherwise it's about as equally disgusting as the usual thing

[dire kayak]

me tooooo

[feral vessel]

I am not.

[fair bridge]

i don't know if these are guys

[dire kayak]

we shouldve cuddled

[fair bridge]

okay yeah neither of them are guys

[feral vessel]

Now, listen,

I know it may seem unbelievable at times,

but I am in fact a male.

[dire kayak]

im a girl

[fair bridge]

you said i am not

i thought u meant

i am not male

[sleek harness]

Well, how should I know

[dire kayak]

a fake girl, but a girl nonetheless

[fair bridge]

but instead u meant

i am not simping

[fiery wave]

Oh yeah, we are avoiding their scrutiny.

[fair bridge]

it is unknown if this is a mistake on my part

or a lack of clarity on yours

[whole glade]

Wassup my gayass servants

[tall grove]

How can one be a fake girl?

[fair bridge]

but im going to forget this happened in 5 seconds

[brazen pelican]

I haven't eaten a crewmember in weeks now!

[dire kayak]

tgirl

[feral vessel]

I speak rhetorically sometimes.

As in, I speak like a stupid bitch.

[fair bridge]

wat

[feral vessel]

you gotta leave me some time to type out the 2nd part of the message

[tall grove]

Servant?
Abelard, tell this insignificant rabble who they’re talking to

[feral vessel]

I am a slow typer.

[sleek harness]

Malloween you ruined the slaaneshi talk

Fuck you

[fiery wave]

Well, just don't eat nice people and the people running the ship.

[tall grove]

So a girl
Nothing fake about it gng

[feral vessel]

abelard, dropkick that chaos spawn.

[brazen pelican]

Can I eat Dukane?

She's very mean.

[feral vessel]

I got plans for her.

Trust me.

[whole glade]

shall i make thee clean the ships halls?

[dire kayak]

i love dukane :(

[fair bridge]

dont use my full name like ur my dad

[dire kayak]

please dont eat her

[feral vessel]

Do you have any idea how much Commissar organs can sell to the Corpse Starch guilds?

[tall grove]

Abelard on his way to turn horrors beyond his comprehension into mincemeat

[brazen pelican]

Me and the friends I play with call her Commissar Dookie.

[sleek harness]

You still call yourself Malloween?

[fair bridge]

nah

[sleek harness]

It's been months since Halloween dude

[tall grove]

Such scandalous lack of decorum

[fiery wave]

That's good. Nurglites are free game though if you can stomach them.

[whole glade]

nuh uh

[dire kayak]

someone help me titanfall 2 wont open

i need my ion mommy

[fiery wave]

||If I get her hat and coat, absolutely.||

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, I got this really nifty adaptation from the Hive Mind when I was recreated last time. :3

[tall grove]

Yuh huh

[brazen pelican]

We are running low on corpse starch again, though.

[feral vessel]

I will pit the Tyranids against the Church of Scientology in Stellaris.

yes that is a custom empire I have made.

[dire kayak]

hell yeah

[fiery wave]

So more for you, I take it?

[feral vessel]

Both of those actually.

[fiery wave]

Just hand out the MREs.

[brazen pelican]

Yes, I have now eaten about half a million Nurglites. :3

[fiery wave]

You didn't eat all of them, right???

[feral vessel]

quick quick guys give me a name for a navigator!!

[dire kayak]

uhh uhhh

teto pear

FUCK

[brazen pelican]

Na'Vi Gator.

[tall grove]

Insight merchant

[dire kayak]

teto pear

[feral vessel]

Nay.

Such profanity to attempt and paint the Emperor's faithful servants as xenos scum.

Tsc-tsc-tsc.

[sleek harness]

Alligator

[brazen pelican]

Roronoa Zoro.

[feral vessel]

roronoa might work actually

fuck what if I don't want the navigator to be a woman

that's going to look too much like Rogue Trader

[tall grove]

Another xenophobe
Tsk tsk
Come on Yrliet, let’s take our patronage elsewhere

[brazen pelican]

Roronoa Zoro is a dude.

[sleek harness]

Rorono

[feral vessel]

I'm thinking out loud, your name is still good.

[dire kayak]

teto pear pleaseeeee

[brazen pelican]

You happen to have an extra Hesperax?

[feral vessel]

Do not speak to me or my Neurolictor wife ever again.

we have a prayer to attend.

[tall grove]

An extra… what?

[tall grove]

Never ask an imperial the race of their lover

[brazen pelican]

Lelith Hesperax.

[fiery wave]

Wot?

[dire kayak]

i once married tzeentch

[tall grove]

Nope don’t know what that is
It’s my job to look pretty and save people not know things

[feral vessel]

stellaris xenophobes are exactly like this, will praise the god-emperor and then when nobody's looking they give a kiss on the forehead to their plant alien wife

You're either with them or against them.

And according to Paradox xenophile is more popular anyways.

[dire kayak]

wait is stellaris in 40k or am i horribly misunderstanding?

[feral vessel]

you can make 40k take place in stellaris

[tall grove]

True
The emperor was gay and had a Necron boyfriend

[feral vessel]

otherwise it's just a space strategy

With stupid fucking RNG bullshit i hate you enigmatic fortress

[dire kayak]

ohh i see

should i try stellaris?

[feral vessel]

if you're going to wanna try to get the full experience then just pirate it

[whole glade]

nuh uh

[feral vessel]

Base game is 40 dollars, has barely anything fun in it, and the DLCs cost 200 bucks.

[tall grove]

Yuh huh

[tall grove]

W piracy

[dire kayak]

DAMNFNNN

DAMN

HOLY

[whole glade]

nuh uh

[dire kayak]

okay where can i pirate it

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/pukekolawg-gif-2219179965988616935

[tall grove]

Yuh huh

[feral vessel]

I'll rather send you this in DMs because I don't feel like sending links to piracy websites in general.

[brazen pelican]

Think it might be a good way to get hammered. In the bad way.

[feral vessel]

There's a good way to be hammered?

And yeah that's why I'm not doing it.

Duh.

[brazen pelican]

Some people think it is a good thing.

It's not for me, though.

[slim flicker]

i've had a total of 11 standard drinks tonight

i'm quitting

i'm just drinking away the rest of my supplies

just thought i should tell somebody

this is the last of it

which is probably a bad call

i don't dare to get up because i'm probably going to fall

[gilded socket]

Glory to the Enclave

[cosmic burrow]

Glory to arstozka

[slim flicker]

warning issued

mentioning warhammer

[amber delta]

glorious chudhammer victory

[tall grove]

Chudhammer 40,000

Peak

[fiery wave]

How are you still typing lul?

[tall grove]

Sheer willpower

[feral vessel]

endurance maxxed out

[delicate kite]

glory to ccp

[feral vessel]

citation issued
mentioning custodes post 10th edition

[fiery wave]

Is more, half the server drunks start typoing to heck at some point.

[feral vessel]

Drunk people are a regular occurence around here? Huh, suppose I shouldn't be surprised.

[delicate kite]

yes and meth addicts too

just look at #hivescum-class and #zealot-class

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-credit-social-уважение-плюс-уважение-gif-1626328442317885176

[fiery wave]

Kinda. You'll know when they show up tbh.

[shy flume]

Man those bot teammates are fucking ass, I'm struggling to complete campaign mission 4, the bots keep falling off the map because of the boss

[cosmic burrow]

first time?

[shy flume]

You mean first time playing the campaign? Yeah

[cosmic burrow]

dont count on bots

[cosmic burrow]

if you get some people into the match it should be easier

also if you unlocked second difficulty try playing on it

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, it’s good practice for getting the fundamentals down at least

[pure quail]

it's not meth

it's cocaine, alright

[delicate kite]

I KNOW I KNOW OPEN FIRE

[pure quail]

at least we zealots

no clue about the hivescum

I think they do everything

[delicate kite]

as a scummer since day 1 (irl and in game) yes

[blissful herald]

Nah def meth

[pure quail]

we only do meth recreationally

to get closer to the golden throne

it's the finest tier cocaine that keeps us going

[shy flume]

That's what I'm playing on

[cosmic burrow]

then you are unlucky with matchmaking

[fiery wave]

Or region things.

[cosmic burrow]

yup

[shy flume]

Yeah fuck this I'm lowering the difficulty

[fiery wave]

Also, most ppl also turned off matchmaking into campaigns.

[cosmic burrow]

yep

[fiery wave]

So doing campaign will be hell.

[slim flicker]

stretched over a long period

about a good 4-5 hours

but i can't go to bed any time soon

it's really easy for me to get hangovers

i need a lot of water

[gilded socket]

Im really starting to fuck with the Marathon art style(s)

[fiery wave]

Ah. Was wondering cos most would be konked by now.

[slim flicker]

meesa amongst the mosta

[lost flume]

get sleep

maybe stop drinking tbh

[slim flicker]

oh dw about it like i said i'm just getting rid of what i have left

i haven't drank since christmas prior to this

before that i binge drank daily for about a good 6 months

not great

not healthy i just couldn't stop

what drove me was realizing the amount of money i was spending

'ate drinking
'ate spending
love me money

[keen trench]

love beer

[winged oasis]

bruh im at the last mission of the quest line

on recruit

why isnt any player connecting in?

[fiery wave]

Uprising is dead

[brazen pelican]

Which mission is the last, btw?

I could hop on and give you a hand if you still need help.

[river elbow]

Isn't it the one where you stop that ritual from happening with one those green shields?

[brazen pelican]

Oh yeah that might be it, Dark Communion.

[river elbow]

I love that mission because Rannick is just like "Violence. Please."

[brazen pelican]

It made me love Rannick in a way I didn't before.

[winged oasis]

oh naw im good two players joined

what does skip battle for tertium campaign mean

[cloud pawn]

why do my ears leak bad candy 🙁

[fiery wave]

You skip the campaign so only thing gating you from stuff is pure lvls.

[warm marten]

Can I get help on havoc 40?

[winged oasis]

oh aight

man i thought id get aquilas for completing the storyline

[thick fog]

In this game? Nah

[sleek harness]

Also skipping the campaign lets you do Maelstroms earlier

[winged oasis]

do not laugh at my naivety

[thick fog]

Fatshark is never generous

Or tencent

[sleek harness]

Gears we had events that gave us free aquilas

Are you dumb

[winged oasis]

fatshark felt pretty generous at vermintide 2

[thick fog]

limited time events

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[winged oasis]

bruh

[fiery wave]

It's rare that they gave out 1k Aquila as event rewards already.

[thick fog]

At least theres the 4K aquilas bundle for only 5$

[winged oasis]

this what i get for holding out on a game until i dropped prices

[winged oasis]

yeuh that was pretty tight of them to give a welcome deal

[sleek harness]

They also gave us a 4000 aquila pack with discount on the anniversary event

[fiery wave]

Think that's perma.

[thick fog]

Yeah

It is available to everyone

as their first time purchase

[sleek harness]

Well that's why I said gave

[pure quail]

wait where is this option

[sleek harness]

At the start when you create your character

[dry merlin]

Is there anybody else trying to get through the Havoc 20s?

[sleek harness]

Havoc sucks

[dry merlin]

Im trying to get a group together.

[sleek harness]

Don't play it

[pure quail]

why darktidey and not darktittey?

[dry merlin]

Its certainly tough. But there's nothing left to do.

Because im a dude

[pure quail]

smh

weak mindset

[dry merlin]

Lol

Sorry, I dont like weak pussy jokes

[winged oasis]

man i was expecting the final mission to be a huge bossfight against wolfer or something

tf

[graceful hamlet]

That’ll be like in 10 years when they eventually add the next set of campaign missions

[feral vessel]

Dark Communion, yeah?

Hope you liked that bumfuck final objective.

[winged oasis]

was it bumfuck

didn't really feel bumfuck (i was in recruit difficulty)

[feral vessel]

I don't know, I felt like it was a dead end plot-wise.

[winged oasis]

is there even any missions after this

[feral vessel]

Bringing the Karnak twins back into the picture felt like a weird narrative.

[feral vessel]

there's the Operations, I guess.

[winged oasis]

karnak twin*

[feral vessel]

Of which there's two, currently.

[proven cove]

Random question: Is Psyker the only class that doesn't have to deal with ammo? I can deal with gun ammo but having to worry about grenades annoys me

[winged oasis]

wdym two, didn't they just show one on the cross

[stark bobcat]

scum doesnt need ammo too

[feral vessel]

theoretically it brought both of them back into the picture instead of just Rinda being sorta.. there

[feral vessel]

I mean Operations missions.

[stark bobcat]

vet and ogryn can but very limited

[feral vessel]

You asked about more misions.,

[winged oasis]

oh ok

[proven cove]

Really? I thought I saw that they had grenades and all that, what lets them get around it?

[winged oasis]

oh i havent gotten past heresy difficulty yet

[stark bobcat]

Pickpocket talent "when under 20% ammo, killing an elite or special gives you 20% ammo"

so they have infinite ammo under 20%

[proven cove]

Oh that's pretty cool. Do they have anything like that for the grenades?

[feral vessel]

Having Rinda be the Herald of Nurgle was a weird idea considering that Rodin is the one with Nurgle's symbol scribbled onto his head.

Rinda had Chaos Undivided, right?

[fiery wave]

You need to have a lvl 30 char first to unlock the option on further chars.

[pure quail]

ah makes sense

[stark bobcat]

Left side grenade gets charges when they get 25 close range kills

[pure quail]

I've also not completed the campaign on any character

[stark bobcat]

other 2 nades need pickups

[proven cove]

Seems like it might be worth trying out, thanks

[feral vessel]

is it gonna be rogue trader or darktide tonight

[pure quail]

rogue darktide

[feral vessel]

I've been doing nothing but playing Rogue Trader and writing fanfiction for the entirety of today.

also stellaris.

Actually, why don't I go ahead and make the Mechanicus now.

[pure quail]

stellaris pog

[feral vessel]

Yes.

Modded Stellaris is even better by the way.

[pure quail]

it is

[oak cipher]

Does anybody know of any trustworthy health bar mods?

[feral vessel]

What do you mean?

What are you looking for, more specifically?

[oak cipher]

Enemy health bar display so you can see the health of crushers etc

[feral vessel]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/16

I use this one, personally.

It's configurable so you can select which enemies specifically have a healthbar.

[oak cipher]

That is great thank you so much

[nimble glade]

Anything good lately?

Am I just lagging or is channel slow today?

cricket noises

[feral vessel]

might be client-sided

[feral vessel]

Chat is dead as doornail at this hour.

[fair bridge]

sad

gonna continue reading metro 2034

[feral vessel]

Amazing.

Please do read the last one too.

It's definitely a comeback.

[hazy kestrel]

So how’s everyone doing today?

[round mica]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ARGAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hazy kestrel]

Big Mood

[pure quail]

yeah.... I feel that...

[fiery wave]

Pain but otherwise stable.

[hazy kestrel]

Physical pain or mental pain?

[fiery wave]

Nerve. I guess that counts as physical.

[cosmic burrow]

what happened? what accident

[hazy kestrel]

Damn, that sucks. Hope it heals soon.

[winged oasis]

oh bruh i forgot i had the soundtrack to the game??? deluxe edition i guess

[fiery wave]

No, just messed up wisdom tooth deciding to flare up.

[cosmic burrow]

and dentist is out of price range?

i have damaged nerve in my hand

[fiery wave]

They are asking for mini surgery prices to cut it out.

[cosmic burrow]

some times my pinky gets stuck in sreatched out position

effect of a school fight

[fiery wave]

Wisdom tooth hell is nerve pain, right?

[hazy kestrel]

I would assume so.

[cosmic burrow]

got 4 removed

it was not fun

[fiery wave]

Well, it's been forever but when it flares up... yeah. The two top one came out half... open.

[hazy kestrel]

My old man got one of his old “dead” teeth removed a bit ago.

But not without complications, the first dentist he went to somehow managed to break the damn thing and not get it out.

Then he had to go to another to get the remaining tooth bits yanked out.

[fiery wave]

One had half enamel, then other was fully pulp.

[obsidian bridge]

I like mine with some pulp

[fiery wave]

At that point, I might as well do my own surgery. I have powdery bones and teeth in general so... could just force shatter and pull out chunks.

[hazy kestrel]

At least they had the decency to not charge him for the first visit, but come on man, this shouldn’t be their first tooth removal rodeo lmao.

[fiery wave]

Thus... that lvl of messed up...

[fiery wave]

That's the softer center of a tooth.

[fiery wave]

It's about $400 a tooth if I want them removed.

[cosmic burrow]

oh fuck

thats a lot

[fiery wave]

Why I never bothered tbh.

At least the bottom ones came out normal-ish.

[obsidian bridge]

Does anyone know how long/ many messages it takes to get of of stupid baby jail

And I'm assuming get the convict tag

[gilded socket]

Im quite fond of fallout 3 as of late

[gilded socket]

4 thousand

[obsidian bridge]

😭

No

Can't be

I just wanna be able to show my fellow zealots my zealot tattoo and my impeccable drip

[feral vessel]

40K

[gilded socket]

No its true

[obsidian bridge]

Will genuinely give up if that's true to be able to share photos

[gilded socket]

It very much is true

[obsidian bridge]

4k to be able to share photos?

[gilded socket]

Yes

Totally

[obsidian bridge]

What the heck

[gilded socket]

Sorry mate

The lex is strong

Go ask your friends in zealot chat the same

[obsidian bridge]

I want to believe you I do

But that seems

Like a lot

[gilded socket]

Oh no its 100% true

[fiery wave]

||Usually around 100 messages. It's more constant activity though.||

[obsidian bridge]

Does being in vcs count, if you know?

[fiery wave]

No. Only text chats.

[obsidian bridge]

Thank you for a more reasonable answer than what @gilded socket was giving me 😂

[gilded socket]

I soeak the truth i belive

[royal badge]

belive

[obsidian bridge]

Trying to deceive a fellow kindred is punishable by death heretic

[fiery wave]

It does range a little, likely to prevent people from setting up a way to hit it. But usually one will have it in a day or two if they actively chat for those days.

[hazy kestrel]

Tell us about your favorite art movements.

[feral vessel]

oh wardens

[languid hazel]

Whut

[sweet wraith]

[fiery wave]

<@&735928989146939404> sus things afoot.

[hazy kestrel]

@Hank! We got a bot.

[feral vessel]

jesus christ had a game with two smykers

what the hel

[broken sun]

wild that we are getting star citizen friend link bots now

[ancient violet]

I try to recruit people to the recon cult

I'm still here

They try to recruit a proxy scheme and they get banned

Society

[tall grove]

What happened?

[fiery wave]

More psykers can mean easiest games in your life or hardest games.

[feral vessel]

smykers

[hazy kestrel]

Based wardens.

[fiery wave]

RIP you then.

[thick fog]

Huh

[sweet wraith]

is star citizen even a functioning game or are people just dumping thousands of bucks on it for the sensation of getting blueballed

[feral vessel]

i love not being able to see anything

blinded by the light(ning)

[obsidian bridge]

Impressionism is probably my favorite

[fiery wave]

I remember a game where they oggy was all, back gonna hurt cos 3 psykers. Easiest game since horde, single and meleeker= everything ded.

[feral vessel]

I actually like Baroque, unpopular opinion probably.

[languid hazel]

Honestly what i’ve seen of star citizen it looks like a neat game. It’s just a game that’s in perpetual development hell

[gilded socket]

You merely a emulation of my conviction

[obsidian bridge]

People who don't like it are losersss, the fact people like 500 years ago were able to create art that will never be matched is insane

[visual vortex]

We cant even make armor like how they did back then either

[obsidian bridge]

Or concrete

[visual vortex]

Well it's easier to make easier concrete for roads and stuff

Because they used limestone which can get rlly expensive

And it comes in low quantities when produced

If i remember

[tall grove]

It’s an awesome style to be fair
I really just like whatever I vibe with at any given time ngl

[obsidian bridge]

Governments seem to be able to pull money out their asses for everything else. They could afford to make great roads that last

Would probs be cheaper in the long run

[visual vortex]

Im not a government official so i dont know their ideas or plans

But that would involve disrupting a lot of ancient caves

And killing off endemic species

[tall grove]

Their ideas and plans are as follows:
“how do we make the most money?”

[obsidian bridge]

Ding ding ding

[visual vortex]

Realp

Either way i dont want to destroy endemic habitats and species to make roads

[obsidian bridge]

Fair

[visual vortex]

There was that one species of cockroaches that a bunch of scientists found in this one cave

They killed like three or four to dtudy at the lab

Returned like maybe a month ago and they were extinct

Shows how fragile those species are yet how much they've endured

It would be insulting to kill off such species just for rocks

[tall grove]

Sucks to suck
I’ll never be angry that cockroaches have died

[visual vortex]

That's not the point

[light heron]

Despicable little bastards, ain't they?

[visual vortex]

The point is that even a minor disruption can completely wipe out an entire species

And that means that harvesting the rocks would render such caves lifeless

Which would take away the true wonder and experience of seeing something so unique

[light heron]

On one hand, yeah. Kinda sad to see one of life's great little subdivisions of life be wiped out.

On the other:
Roaches.

[visual vortex]

Not all of them are roaches

There's the one cave fish that has been going extinct because of just people shining light on it

And i think a species once went extinct because of litter

[turbid jungle]

starting leveling up zealot, didnt realize the base autopistol had run and gun intrinsic

[light heron]

To be fair that sounds like the shortest end of the evolutionary stick.
No average person thinks light can kill an organism.

[visual vortex]

It's the short end of the stick because theyve spent millions of years in pure darkness closed off from the rest of the world

So obviously their bodies would have a severe shock to seeing light and heat they've never experienced causing their hearts to stop

[tall grove]

Skill issue

[turbid jungle]

sounds like they deserved it

literal krill issue

[visual vortex]

One in a krillion

[light heron]

Glad I'm not that fishy fella.
I luv the sun. And da' moon.

[visual vortex]

There are some shrimp and crayfish adapted to living in caves

So i guess a literal krill issue

[visual vortex]

I prefer the moon

Every time i step out into the sun i sneeze really hard and it kinda hurts

[light heron]

You fuckin' cave fish!

[visual vortex]

I think the general term for cave animals is troglobites

[light heron]

Thank you for a term that is apt for a friend of mine.

[obsidian bridge]

I have that happen sometimes

[visual vortex]

I think it happens to everyone

But i just dont like sneezing to the point of it hurting

[hazy kestrel]

Become a thammermaxxer.

One of us. ONE OF US. ONE OF US!

[hazy kestrel]

Heyo that happens to me too.

[feral vessel]

uhh

actually unpopular opinion is that i like brutalism

[turbid jungle]

i first have to get through the difficulties without just quitting

because oh boy

some of these teammates...

a maxxed heavy sword should help carry though

[hazy kestrel]

Isn’t that the stereotypical communist bloc depressing concrete buildings?

[visual vortex]

I encountered a zealot last auric that was taking potshots with the boltpistol with full health and like 20 wounds with an offensive build

[feral vessel]

Yes it is. I live among those concrete buildings, so I have a natural affinity, I guess.

I don't know, something about the practicality and sheer imposing nature of it.

[visual vortex]

I hate those buildings

They look so sad

[hazy kestrel]

I get it. It just seems a bit “soulless and depressing” to me.

Idk, maybe I’m too much of an Art Deco fan.

[turbid jungle]

thats brutalism

soulless and depressing is its whole thing

[visual vortex]

Id rather not live in something lacking character

But i guess big tech companies love brutalism

[feral vessel]

Brutalism has more style than corporate architecture by the way.

[elder merlin]

You ever seen Kungfu Hustle? @sleek harness

[feral vessel]

I prefer clean concrete over buildings that remind me of We (the novel, I mean)

[visual vortex]

They introduced it into the corporate life

[tall grove]

Depends on my mood. Some days I like gothic things, some times it’s art deco, others I feel like salivating over whatever you call the Subnautica base aesthetic

[visual vortex]

I like frutiger aero

It's so cheerful and relaxing

[feral vessel]

Yeah, uh

I also like early sci-fi, whatever that aesthetic is called.

Like, smooth, angular, seamless.

Very streamlined.

Compared to modern sci-fi, which is mostly about visual complexity, or so I feel like.

Blade Runner is a pretty good example of the modern sci-fi/cyberpunk aesthetic, I'd say.

[lost flume]

Retrofuturism? minimalist?

[feral vessel]

Retrofuturism, I'd say?

[lost flume]

hating commie blocks is kinda a hilarious meme

[graceful hamlet]

I like the Star Wars aesthetic

[lost flume]

in that like, "wow so awful, functional buildings that have purpose"

[feral vessel]

'i fucking love american style suburbs, i love wasting fifty acres of land to house a hundred people, i love shitty pasterized lawns, i love having HOAs breathing down my neck'

[lost flume]

meanwhile suburbs

...beat me to it

yeah

Like the suburb enthusiasts are in no place to talk about soul

[visual vortex]

Rather have my own house than a stone block

[lost flume]

I mean

terms and conditions may apply

[graceful hamlet]

Replace suburbs with apartments built over Costco 🙏

[visual vortex]

I live in a suburb but never said i liked it

[lost flume]

also like, the commie blocks (with chinese characteristics) firsthand aren't all that bad really

Turns out having a reasonably sized place to live with stability is appealing

[feral vessel]

also uh a sense of community usually

At least from what my granny told me micro-districts were actually quite tightly knitted.

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t hate commie bloc buildings, it’s just not my first thought of favorite architectural aesthetic.

[lost flume]

that's fair yeah

[visual vortex]

Id still take a suburb house

[lost flume]

but like they do get shat on by the sort of people

[feral vessel]

Your opinion, I guess.

[sleek harness]

Kunfu what

[visual vortex]

🗜️

[feral vessel]

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

😭

[visual vortex]

I dont know

But i think it looks cool

So that's my response rn

[elder merlin]

Damn, i thought you were cool

[feral vessel]

hear me out:

[elder merlin]

Gonna vice grip your nuts

[feral vessel]

let's make mass-housing blocks that don't look like shit

[visual vortex]

☂️

[feral vessel]

okay so we're just sending whatever the fuck now huh

[visual vortex]

No

That one has a purpose

[elder merlin]

[feral vessel]

🐀

[visual vortex]

You just gotta look into it

💄

[feral vessel]

🐐

[visual vortex]

✍️

[feral vessel]

🥬

[visual vortex]

🧌

[feral vessel]

(sleeper cell communication)

🦐

[visual vortex]

They should use emojis as sleeper agent activation commands

📻

[lost flume]

Commie blocks don't actually look that bad tbh?

[lost flume]

Like it is an artstyle in itelf

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, “A rat with lipstick and their goat pal are munching on lettuce, while overseen by their gremlin shepherd and a Shrimp that enjoys radio tunes.”

(I have no idea what this means.)

[visual vortex]

A female rat is on a date with a goat sharing lettucd

[feral vessel]

When they paint over them.

[visual vortex]

The troll is the waiter

[feral vessel]

That is, by all means, a troll.

[visual vortex]

The troll is delivering the shrimp as the main course

[feral vessel]

Either that or maybe an Ork if you stretch it thin.

[lost flume]

Just even the architecture is kinda interesting in itself

[visual vortex]

And some smooth romantic tunes play in the back

You just gotta not think about it and respect the emojis

[feral vessel]

use emojis that nobody ever uses

[visual vortex]

🙄

[visual vortex]

🛟

Who the actual fuck uses this

Keep in mind someone submitted this

And wrote like four pages worth of why it should be added

[feral vessel]

🔇 🤺 🇮🇱

[visual vortex]

And when it would be used

[jaunty path]

looks like a butt hole

[feral vessel]

remove israel flag from emojis pretty please

oh hi missus

[jaunty path]

Hi merp

[visual vortex]

🏟️🎢🏚️🎠

[feral vessel]

colloseum roller coaster ruined house merry go round

cascading cavalry attack upon Rome with goal of collateral damage

[turbid jungle]

since when did maulers have no foostep OR rev sound

[visual vortex]

They rode the horsey into battle and destroyed everything in their paths for onlookers to watch

[feral vessel]

They have. You usually just can't hear it.

was roller coaster supposed to be 'onlookers'

or was it supposed to be the colloseum

[turbid jungle]

just got assassins creed killed because two snuck up on me while I was looking elsewhere

[visual vortex]

No the rollercoaster is a metaphor

[turbid jungle]

no other enemies to muffle the sound either

[visual vortex]

Because riding the horsey is bumpy like a rollercoaster

[turbid jungle]

just nothing then overhead death

[feral vessel]

Then game might be tweaking.

[feral vessel]

you're adding unnecessary bloat to the message

i would personally keep it simple

[visual vortex]

No that's depth

[feral vessel]

and direct

[visual vortex]

Im adding unnecessary depth

[jaunty path]

meds taken

[visual vortex]

Yeah ive been speaking relatively normally for a while now

[feral vessel]

yeah did you see what i sent you on dms @jaunty path

or does it bear no significance to you

I would wholly understand the second because you said you had no idea what Stellaris is.

[feral vessel]

wasn't that one of george orwell's anti-writing tips or something

just saying

[visual vortex]

Nah we need unnecessary depth to milk the emoji franchise

[lost flume]

ew

[lost flume]

you sure it wasn't Twain?

[tall grove]

Can we ban that flag please

[jaunty path]

I didn't reply cuz I hate you

jk I need to respond gimme a minute

[delicate kite]

How to politely reject a woman i think will look like gargoyle when she is 40

[visual vortex]

Tell her ur not interested

[delicate kite]

I cant

[visual vortex]

Ehy

Why

[delicate kite]

Thats too basic

No song from that

[visual vortex]

Vanish and never interact with her again

[delicate kite]

Thats lame

No song from that

[visual vortex]

A cool way is to fake your death

[delicate kite]

Now we re talking

Thanks

[visual vortex]

Np

[tall grove]

“Fuck off hag”
Then call her a slur for good measure
||do not actually do this||

[jaunty path]

the best way to reject me is callin gme sexy and giving me your life savings

[delicate kite]

You must be the famed butcher of ladies hearts

This is amaz8ng

[tall grove]

Lmao nah
Never been approached by one in such a manner

[visual vortex]

Do that then fake your death

That way she'll not want to look into it

[delicate kite]

Thanks guys

I love darktide

[visual vortex]

And ignore any connection

[molten charm]

so in the character creator, you can choose your height
surely this doesn't affect your hitbox, right? would be so funny if it did

[visual vortex]

Me too

[visual vortex]

Probably not but i like making ogryn rlly tall

[molten charm]

oh, you made your character mega tall "just because"? enjoy more ranged hits

[delicate kite]

I feel like height decreases your speed