general-chat

[delicate kite]

: (

[drowsy fractal]

Ez poxburster, when he shows up hes always the life of the party, such charisma he doesnt even need to say anything

[shrewd tusk]

Butt Scoot

[delicate kite]

now to real question

why so many ppl want genestealers to make a guest appearance in cult classic coop game set in warhammer 40k universe titled warhammer 40k: darktide

made by swedish studio fatfish

[round mica]

Because theyre cool

[pseudo terrace]

calling DT a cult classic is wild

[delicate kite]

its the only souls like with good guns

[round mica]

darktide
souls like

[pseudo terrace]

i’ve never seen someone type without actually saying anything before

[faint charm]

wow

[delicate kite]

ok no

its like skyrim

with guns

[pseudo terrace]

idk how this is getting worse

[round mica]

This is why I said to not put you as PR Intern, Vincent

Just shut up, big man

[delicate kite]

fine

i go paint my 3d printed steel legion miniatures sourced by tiny legend stl purchase based off of classic designs made by game's workshop set in warhammer 40k universe

[pseudo terrace]

next thing we know peggle 2 was inspired by gta san san andreas

[delicate kite]

i am yoinking this phrase and will use it somewhere at somepoint where it won't be even fitting to say , but i will anyway because it will make me laugh and nobody else which will be hilarious

[round mica]

Did you know that if you stand for 5 minutes outside Franklins house

[pseudo terrace]

insert AI generated voice and thumbnail

[delicate kite]

and phonk music

6 different tracks stacked ontop of each other

[round mica]

Ay dont you diss phonk music ever again @packgod humble him

[delicate kite]

тщщщщщщщщщ

nooooooooo

i didnt diss phonk music maaaan

i dissed the ai slop channels stacking phonk on top of each other

link track on track

[pseudo terrace]

phonk music, the official genre of slavs and car lovers

[delicate kite]

1x phonk - solid
2x phonk - no good no good no good

[round mica]

Theres AI phonk now

You can't hate abominable intelligence enough man

[pseudo terrace]

not shocked

[drowsy lynx]

I learned how to phonk from hooked on phonkics

[pseudo terrace]

all phonk music leads back to the good ole underground southern american rap scene

thank you Three Six Mafia and DJ Spanish Fly

[whole glade]

gruh

[pseudo terrace]

what kinda metal do you listen to, metal head

[round mica]

Metal heads when I bring out the comically large magnet

[pseudo terrace]

you waited your entire lifetime to say that didn’t ya

[round mica]

No that would be stupid

[delicate kite]

is beatbox == phonk?

[round mica]

No

[delicate kite]

what kind of music do you guys think rannick listens to

whats his spotify wrapped like

[round mica]

@fair bridge this is you in the future btw

[round mica]

Taylor Swift

Ariana Grande

Madonna

[bronze wren]

What about the non-ferrous metalheads

[delicate kite]

hmmm

yeah he actually looks and sounds like a swiftie

what about Morrow?

[cosmic burrow]

folk french music

[round mica]

Coping rn

[cosmic burrow]

lo-fi and or ambiental music in style of half-life ambient

[round mica]

ACDC and Metallica

[delicate kite]

hmm he kind of looks like fortunate son kind of type

given the fact he shot his CO

at the time

or so they tell

[cosmic burrow]

he did

its memories of his

[delicate kite]

ok but Hadron - surely she listens to techno

right?

[cosmic burrow]

play mortis trials to unlock that for yourself

[bronze wren]

Hadron has to be blasting Skrillex

[cosmic burrow]

that and just engine sounds

[round mica]

24/7 Darude Sandstorm

[bronze wren]

Nah thats every Zealot main

[delicate kite]

Sabaton maybe? or thats more Kayex's shtick?

[round mica]

Zealot mains listen to We are Charlie Kirk

[cosmic burrow]

what is love is kayex shtick

[round mica]

Kayex listens to kpop

[cosmic burrow]

alternatively vengaboys

[uneven creek]

Would it be nice to have a Beret with an eyepatch for cosmetic?

[cosmic burrow]

zola listens to punk rock

the we have left

hallowette

kral

and sefoni

and melk

[round mica]

Hallowette is DEF a fan of medias like Kpop Demon Hunters so she def loves Huntrix

[rocky radish]

I'm currently listening to the screams of clowns (not a joke)

[round mica]

Mf is Pennywise

[cosmic burrow]

damn

[rocky radish]

nah. i just like Clowncore (the band, not the music genre)

[round mica]

Circus clown music theme but with guitar riffs

[bronze wren]

Wait you forgot Dukane

[fair bridge]

this is me rn

[steel moon]

Sorry to interrupt, I’m kinda new to this.
Where can I put a sign saying “Guys, solo queue is making me lose faith in the emperor, plz someone help me” and ask for friends?
Also I thought Hadron would enjoy Hatsune Miku but then I remembered that basically she is an AI singing so… I’d probably get a bullet in my face right?

[fair bridge]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[round mica]

Bald and stupid weezo

[cosmic burrow]

she listens to the screams of her enemies

[round mica]

Creams of her enemies

[cosmic burrow]

yes creams

[steel moon]

Thanks sir!

[bronze wren]

Oh i bet she does

[fair bridge]

my pronouns are "my liege/holy one"

[round mica]

My weezo/holy weezer

[fair bridge]

WRONG

[steel moon]

My apologies holy one.

[fair bridge]

im NOT a weezo

[round mica]

[fair bridge]

QUIT IT

[steel moon]

Btw what weezo means?

[fair bridge]

someone who likes weezer

[round mica]

Reasons why the mafia isn't an aesthetic

[bronze wren]

„Holy one, why did you shit on the carpet?“

[fair bridge]

i cooka da pasta

[tired steeple]

y'all ever played darktide

[fair bridge]

nah

[steel moon]

My apologies holy one I live in Japan you’re gonna have to explain Werner for me.

Weezer*

[fair bridge]

weezer is an american rock band. some of their most famous songs are "island in the sun", "undone", and "hash pipe"

[round mica]

Go fuck yourself, for real. I cant with these people anymore. I hate you all from the bottom of my heart. Ignorant piece of shit

[fair bridge]

ayy who wanta spaget

do u think the guy who made that post was actually italian and angry

[round mica]

They had a kpop singer as their pfp lets be fr they were probably american

[steel moon]

Oh okay, I thought it was a sus slang at first phew.

[fair bridge]

ong 😭

[tired steeple]

ooo weee oo I look just like buddy holly

[drowsy lynx]

That's redundant you can just say Italian

[round mica]

Or just say 🤌

[fervent sorrel]

been having this weird issue where the game stays "running" according to steam, long after I closed it

and then using the stop button just doesn't work, so I have to restart steam entirely

[round mica]

It used to happen to me with space marine 2 you have to force close steam on your task manager

Its annoying as fuck

[delicate kite]

Hmmmm

[tired steeple]

pomni

pomni oiled up twerking

[delicate kite]

pomnyu bljaty

pomoy menya bljaty

[round mica]

Based based based

I unironically might have a video of exactly that saved in my twitter somewhere

[bronze wren]

Sending a screenshot of this to my town’s priest

[round mica]

Hope he cries knowing God has abandoned us

[bronze wren]

[astral basin]

Sigh

Each time one dies

Another freak rises

[feral vessel]

good morning atoma

[rain idol]

i have

do you think the lord stays in heaven for he lives in fear of his creations?

[feral vessel]

If that's the case, God is a pussy.

How come mortals are capable of suffering other mortals if the Lord himself is unable to?

[fiery wave]

I just did.

[tired steeple]

how

[fiery wave]

On Steam. .-.

[tired steeple]

that's impossible

[gilded socket]

@somber stream helsreach peaky so far…

[tired steeple]

I actually made warhammer 40k

[hidden jetty]

Omg you're the original creator?

[tired steeple]

yeah

[hidden jetty]

Rick Priestley I've heard so much about u

[gilded socket]

Its John Warhammer!!!!

[stray forge]

name 10 warhammers

[tired steeple]

oh that's easy

big spikey one

small spikey one

weird flat one

uhh

[stray forge]

yeah this isnt the creator

[tired steeple]

lint roller

[stray forge]

he couldnt even name 10 warhammers

[tired steeple]

that's a good one

[delicate kite]

holy shit

you are real

can i have plastics for free

[tired steeple]

no

see a fake warhammer john would say yes

but GW gives their fans nothing

[round mica]

Make joytoy make night lord figures

[delicate kite]

no

make them

make them make morrow figures

morrow different moustache every fig

collect them all

[hidden hazel]

still 140k kills to go for poxbreaker... I NEED MORE HORDES

[feral vessel]

cant help you with that one chief

[languid hazel]

Ainz!

Think ye could help me with Twins hard mode on Auric? :3

[round mica]

I'm going to kill you with a rusty dulled machete so it takes longer for you to die

[elder merlin]

@stark bobcat

[frosty glacier]

They added another boltgun variant? What else have i missed lol (weapon wise)

[feral vessel]

power falchion.

mix between a power sword and relic blade.

[frosty glacier]

Yeah i saw that in game a while back, neat enough weapon

[round mica]

I wish that shit was actually good cause it looks awesome

[feral vessel]

it was in the same update

[feral vessel]

it's not even bad from what I've heard

it's just.. meh

[gilded socket]

Im at a dilemma

[round mica]

They might not be bad but they play weird as fuck it made me cringe when I tried it

[gilded socket]

Helsreach is making me like black Templars but not in a edgy way

[wooden creek]

I want the weapon devs to dev more multi-class weapons next ok please thanks that'd be alright

[frosty glacier]

I assume this was to “make up” for that update where every class got new weapons minus vet? Lol

[gilded socket]

But i hate Black Templars

[stark bobcat]

still need help?

[languid hazel]

Affirmative. Just give a me a few minutes to get ready if that’s okay

Been wanting to do this for a while but never had the courage to do so. Figured now is as good a time as any :3

[stark bobcat]

fine timing, my solo had a bad seed

good to refresh it

[feral vessel]

then continue respectfully disliking them but admitting to bear some limited respect

[gilded socket]

FUCK THIS BOOK IS MAKING ME LIKE BLACK TEMPLARS

[gilded socket]

:wolftearingoffshirtmeme:

MAKE IT STOP

[feral vessel]

me

im
im not a wolf though

fuck

[round mica]

To ride the darkest of tides... one should carry a warhammer for the 40,000 enemies ahead...

[gilded socket]

Could b

[delicate kite]

stop yapping

save atoma

[languid hazel]

Nyo

[whole glade]

Norwegian black, Sludge, Thrash

[fair bridge]

snek

[delicate kite]

shrek

[fair bridge]

[languid hazel]

@stark bobcat Okie I am ready if you are :>

[drowsy lynx]

Me watching ainz's hm twins counter tick up from 545 to 546

[languid hazel]

Yerp

:3

[stark bobcat]

Says your offline

[languid hazel]

In game?

[drowsy lynx]

Lerkin

[languid hazel]

Yeah I’m just now booting it up.

[gilded socket]

Biguh bossuh

[languid hazel]

Unfortunately once we get into the mission Imm probably going to have to restart my game because of the memory leak issue >.>

[nocturne bloom]

I heard

[round mica]

You say this every day dude Atoma's Prime governor aint gonna let you hit big g

[round mica]

Do not the horse

[nocturne bloom]

Did

[round mica]

Same

[delicate kite]

Morrow is actually the bad guy

you ll see

[round mica]

Wolfer is just a misunderstood character and hes always been right

[languid hazel]

Okay I’m in

[delicate kite]

yes

skeletor wolfer

[round mica]

The movie character which gimmick is being a hacker:

[drowsy lynx]

In the loudest whisper possible

[delicate kite]

hackerman.gif

[round mica]

"They really need to update their drivers!. It was easy getting access... Should be shutting power off.... now."

[drowsy lynx]

thousands of command prompts flash faster than the eye can see
I've accessed the mainframe.

[thorny plinth]

Howdy

[round mica]

"So what I'd need is to to hack their mainframe to bypass the-"
"English, buddy."

[delicate kite]

is it

[drowsy lynx]

Bonus points for three rounds of this with different characters in the same scene

[delicate kite]

Uhhh

what was the name

Kung something

kung fury

[jaunty path]

Guy

S

[drowsy lynx]

Ending with "thing bad"

"Myyyy god it all makes sense now"

[jaunty path]

My therapist offered that I talk about characters I relate to

[delicate kite]

Morrow

And Hadron

tell them about morrow and hadron

in that order

and gordon freeman

[jaunty path]

Should I talk about coffin game

[drowsy lynx]

May as well have opened Pandora's vault

[jaunty path]

I already spoke about warhammer with her

[delicate kite]

I think you should mainly because that is your first instinct, so you shouldn't hold back if you want to get max out of the therapy session

[round mica]

Atp just say you want to kill people it's easier

[grave plaza]

Mental tolling

[tender horizon]

"Hey do you know Ryan Gosling in Drive? That's literally me."

[jaunty path]

Already did. I think its a coping mechanism. Mainly the talking about gorey stuff in my head

[formal mortar]

Ask the therapist what is going on in their head

[jaunty path]

I told her about how the fucked up nature of warhammer kind of puts my brain at ease

I told her about servitors, dreadnoughts, and a tiny bit of the guard

And I told her about needy streamer overload

Shes my goat 🥹

[round mica]

I did that to my therapist once and she said if it was my first session with her she'd think I was insane

[jaunty path]

LUL

[abstract mural]

Is it normal for Brunt to shit an insane amount of useless weapons when you roll them when your char is at low level ?

Must have pulled 100 weapons and not a single one had 60% mobility

[drowsy lynx]

Yep

You get more eccentric (things with one dump stat) rolls as you level higher

[abstract mural]

I swear mission at lvl 1 difficulty on a new char is harder than auric simply because my battle axe is a glorified noddle that needs 2 light attack to the head (aka 2 seconds because that thing is hella slow) to kill 1 trashmob

[drowsy lynx]

Rashad?

Oh you might not have mastery to make it a Rashad yet

Cursed ass early game

[languid hazel]

Ainz is shrimply built different. One might even say built to perfection

[jaunty path]

Presentation on how I feel I relate to both ashley and andrew:

Hm

[round mica]

Missus you got promoted to the most based person i know in this server

[jaunty path]

I relate to andrew in that I feel like I'm raising a baby when it comes to my parents

[jaunty path]

Ena...

[drowsy lynx]

This man fucking hates heretics

[jaunty path]

I feel like ashley on the inside, a whining child!

[round mica]

My beloved..

[jaunty path]

Common result of playing exclusively fucking havoc 40

[jaunty path]

Why is she bald

:(

[round mica]

Balding happens to everyone eventually

[abstract mural]

what's a rashad ?

[round mica]

A what

[drowsy lynx]

Variant of the combat axe, you can swap between them on the inventory screen next to where you'd inspect or apply cosmetics but usually only one variant is available at low mastery

Rashad is considered the strongest combat axe

[abstract mural]

It was a Rashad

Just, a lvl 0 Rashad with pityfull stats

I swear its inability to kill anything was beyond expectations

A hive scum high on drugs fist fighting heretics would yield better results

The only half decent way to use it was to spam push attack to have a bit of stagger at least

I was just spamming light attacks and it sucked hard

[delicate kite]

is there a way to set fov 150 , and 130 for viewmodels?

[round mica]

Mods

[delicate kite]

thx

!!

[jaunty path]

Rashad is singular attack mainly right

[drowsy lynx]

Rashad is great into everything with lights, you just want heavies for ogryns, bosses, and maulers really

Except boss shields you probably want lights into that

Iirc the lights legitimately do more damage than the heavies vs flak

[jaunty path]

I think MotherFather is one of my favorite songs because it has two people walking forward

And I have a bit of a thing for things like that

Hylics was the start of my walking forwards animation fixation

After that it was Spookys Haunted House monsters

I wonder what fiction can be written about how a thing moves forward

A particular one I'm thinking about is The Spiderpede

Like how would that move forward??

Like

The way a spiders body is designed is for those particular legs. Its not like a centipede

But what if a centipede had the legs of a spider? How would it work?

I feel a spiders legs is designed to allow it as much freedom of direction as it wants...probably since it builds webs

I should watch a video of spiders weaving

[drowsy lynx]

Out here contemplating the bug leg meta

Imagining a house centipede with spider length legs is pretty unsettling though lmao

[jaunty path]

Spiders not bugs! But what makes them not bugs..probably something to do with the sections of their bodies

[drowsy lynx]

Let alone one of those big chungus millipedes I seent on da tv

[jaunty path]

Yeah that's one of the things with spiders.

Why do we fear them? Maybe its because their face is just grotesque looking

[drowsy lynx]

Spiders are generally considered bugs, but are not insects. I guess it depends on how you define what a bug is

[jaunty path]

But once after getting a good look at an arachnids face

Its just a goober

They have big eyes

Thanking about the ogre spider

Its cute

[drowsy lynx]

True spiders have a body and head with 10 appendages, whereas insects have a thorax between those two things

And six appendages

[jaunty path]

Actually?

[drowsy lynx]

They do have huge eyes tho lmao

[jaunty path]

Whats the 2 extra appendages? The things on their face?

[drowsy lynx]

Yep exactly the pedipalps

[jaunty path]

Yipeee

[drowsy lynx]

Where's @brazen pelican when we're talking about pedipalps she's very knowledgeable

[jaunty path]

Those are used as hands kinda yeah? Are they used for mating? I feel like I heard about that before

[drowsy lynx]

For sure mating and for moving food into the mouth

[jaunty path]

Spider mating is really brutal. I'm pretty sure the male literally breaks the ribs of the female

[jaunty path]

Noice

[sweet wraith]

What ribs

[drowsy lynx]

So weird that daddy long legs have only one body/head part and aren't a real spider

[jaunty path]

Yeah!

[drowsy lynx]

Oh fuck lol that's rough

[jaunty path]

They're arachnids yeah but not spooders

[jaunty path]

Not sure if its true but I'll find out l8r prolly

In the same way scorpions are arachnids but not spiders

[drowsy lynx]

I got a warning from a mod for posting tailless whip scorpion gifs in zealot chat once

[sweet wraith]

Cowards

[drowsy lynx]

Right it's just a lil guy

[round mica]

🐍

[limpid escarp]

Nutella on strawberries is peak!!!

[drowsy lynx]

Now try strawberry jam on a jalapeno bagel

Also.... Someone gave me a peach Oreo today and I cannot recommend that. Unless you're like really into artificial peach flavor

[jaunty path]

Yuck

Just eat normal oreos you sick fucks

[grand sinew]

Oreo with milk

Classic combo

[jaunty path]

Very good

[tawny hearth]

i was so grumpy when i finally tried nutella only to realize the stuff people were talking so highly about was just chocolate lol

i don't even like chocolate

[grand sinew]

Lol

Nutella is ok

Not a fan of sweets

Unless it's a good cake

[tawny hearth]

yeah i wasn't expecting it to be a sweet thing

[grand sinew]

And or cheesecake

[drowsy lynx]

The Selena Gomez one was actually pretty good lol

But I refuse to believe she actually tastes like that

[grand sinew]

THE PC STORE IM GOING TO HAS A BUNDLE ON CPU AND MOTHER BOARD

Anyways

The only sweet thing I usually consume is bubble tea

(it's also my job to make them lmao)

[tawny hearth]

i don't like my drinks containing things that can go up the straw and require chewing lol

[drowsy lynx]

Sweet stuff is great but most sweets are too sweet. Miss me with that fruity hard candy or gummy bullshit

[tawny hearth]

but they do taste good

[grand sinew]

I don't get any toppings

I just make the drink lol

[tawny hearth]

i didn't really eat anything sweet until i was like 14 because of food allergies, so i just don't have a sweet tooth, like i like sweet things but most actual sweet things i find waaay too sweet

like before 14 the sweetest thing i'd eat was fruit lol

[grand sinew]

Fruit still good

[astral laurel]

... I hope this is a joke

[tawny hearth]

it is, but it doesnt' prepare you for the sugar bombs in the world

[grand sinew]

Yeah

The closest thing to prep for hella sweet things are lychee and a rly sweet mango

Das kinda it to my fruit knowlweg

[round mica]

CHAT CHAT CHAT IM SO HAPPY

2 good news

1. is that my joytoy figures i bought last month might get here soon
2. i might buy 2 more tomorrow

[grand sinew]

Noicee

No idea wat they are but

Hell yeah

[round mica]

warhammer figures

[grand sinew]

Ah

Hoping that my gpu I'm buying fits my backpack lmao

[hot needle]

anyone tryna fuck up some heretics

[tawny hearth]

its who we earn rashuns

[round mica]

you know the weird voice line that playes whenevr you select an operator to load in into the mourningstar?

it always reminds me of Papers Please

[drowsy lynx]

Spider ribs are what they put in spider roll sushi

[lilac stump]

Greg feels?

[jaunty path]

Reading about it rn.

It seems in most spider species the female is bigger(hot) and males often die during mating cuz the female gets a little peckish(wow)

[drowsy lynx]

They're giving you a hard time because a rib is a bone and spiders have exoskeletons

[jaunty path]

Nature is a beautiful thing

[drowsy lynx]

Well internal bone, endoskeletal bone

[jaunty path]

Right right

[tired steeple]

Endoskeletons are xool as hell

Exo

Whatever

Xenomorphs have those

[drowsy lynx]

I think you just really like skeletons

[tired steeple]

Mostly skulls

[languid hazel]

If only humans worked this way uwu

[drowsy lynx]

Somewhere big boi just smiled for reasons beyond his understanding

What if free bird wasn't some lengthy song from the past and was instead a box of unclaimed chicken tenders on the work lunch table?

[astral laurel]

Yeah, but spiders don't have ribs either 😛

[plain token]

Hi im fairly new to the game (never played on havoc before)

[drowsy lynx]

Not after they've been crushed by their lover

[plain token]

what's havoc like?

[drowsy lynx]

It's like walking around trying to live your normal life while someone hits you with a frying pan again and again

[plain token]

currently trying to get into havoc and like

i fucking hate mutants most of all

killing them 8 at a time is so irritating

[tawny hearth]

early havoc is alot like auric, when you get closer to level 30 it becomes alot more of a hassle to deal with

[plain token]

and i mean mutant (guy who picks you up)

[drowsy lynx]

Anything below havoc 20 is fine

20-30 are somewhat challenging, 30+ is a true test of sweatiness

[plain token]

is there a guide to building a veteran?

[tawny hearth]

lol honeslty out side of it being a little annoying or when they slam you into a bombers fire to kill you they generally help you more than hurt in really bad situations

[plain token]

trying to use bolt pistol + dueling sword for combined arms stuff

[fierce cave]

Arms are not meant to combine

That's why there's 2

[plain token]

ur so right bestie

sending you directly to the eye of terror

<3

[fierce cave]

I am the eye

[plain token]

woaghe.......

[drowsy lynx]

Every class chat has some sort of guide in the pins, the vet chat one is quite thorough

[round mica]

when is the shop going to refresh again

[fierce cave]

Never

[drowsy lynx]

Jan 15th if you're talking about commodore's vestures

[round mica]

[gilded socket]

Gays

[fierce cave]

Yes

[lilac stump]

Cheeb

[fierce cave]

Gay

Dead chat

Chat dead

Deat chad

Daad chet

Tdea chad

[twin flower]

[modest flume]

Game sense and skill check

Havoc is simply unfair

[twin flower]

I find it fun

[modest flume]

Massive amount of bodies, potential for multiple bosses to stack, enemies do more damage and corruption, you get reduced defensive stats

[modest flume]

Oh no, me too

I pretty much only play it exclusively unless I'm invited to Auric or something

[modest flume]

I'd say check the pins in #veteran-class or the Hammer of The Emperor Steam guide

[left swan]

not darktide-related but man did you guys watch the recent Nvidia CES presentation?

[green beacon]

vet chat pins

[gilded socket]

Unironically the mortal kombat movie song is peak

[lilac stump]

Who me?

[fierce cave]

Yes

You

[twin flower]

Gay

[fierce cave]

You gay

I gay

We all gay

Epik pennywise reference

[winged oasis]

lowk one of the things i love about tide games is you can easily tab out

[modest flume]

Test your might

Wait wait I got it

Maxine Kombat

[fierce cave]

Genuinely

End thuself

[fierce cave]

Tie ones knot around thys neck and pull with a steeds might

[tawny hearth]

the actual name of the song is called techno syndrome, and yeah its great lol

[fierce cave]

I've been studying ye olden englais

[gilded socket]

I dont wanna sound nerdy

So i juet said mortal kombwt song

[fierce cave]

Uh huh

Sure

[gilded socket]

Dudski

[tawny hearth]

i was just saying in case people wanted to find it easily or covers of it and stuff

[modest flume]

Nerds are hot dw, you will attract many ladies to your domicile

[gilded socket]

The only kharacter i play in MK is subzero or noobsaibot

[gilded socket]

Not happening ever

[fierce cave]

I play as the predator

Or the alien

[nocturne bloom]

You what

[modest flume]

Not with that attitude

[gilded socket]

Ofc you are

[gilded socket]

Dont really want that tbh

[lilac stump]

Huh

[tawny hearth]

i'm just bad at mortal kombat because i hardly play it

[fierce cave]

What

[gilded socket]

Ofc you play predator

[fierce cave]

Mainly alien

[modest flume]

You do not wish for the abundance of female homo sapiens?

[fierce cave]

I do

[fierce cave]

What I'm right?

[fierce cave]

Walrur

Put your dick away waltuh

We're not having sex rn waltuh

[gilded socket]

No

[fierce cave]

Damm darktiders in my country

[gilded socket]

Sure

[fierce cave]

You are now French

[modest flume]

Good, more than one is too many tbh

[gilded socket]

Killing myself

[gilded socket]

I don’t really want one either

[fierce cave]

@modest flume make a joke about the Bolivian government

[winged oasis]

are all enemies in heretic difficulty carapace armored

[fierce cave]

No

Armour differs everwhere

[winged oasis]

but the main horde in heretic wears what armor

[fierce cave]

Keyword

Main

Not all

Mojoraty

[winged oasis]

so what armor do they wear

[fierce cave]

Idk twin

J's not all carapace

It's like

25-25-25-25

It's pretty spread out

[tawny hearth]

armor is just like a modifier applied to damage you do to them, all enemies will have the same armortype in all difficulties. So an enemy with carapace will have carapace in all difficulties and an enemy with unyielding will have unyielding in all difficulties. Its a characteristic of the enemy itself and not something that is tied to difficulty at all

[fierce cave]

So it's basically damage to certain enemys

[tawny hearth]

mostly... all crushers are carapace, maulers are carapace on their head and flak on their bodies, dogs are maniac (i think lol)... so its just like... how much each type of weapon can do to those enemies

[fierce cave]

I just bonk em

Who needs DMG when you have hammer

[tawny hearth]

i'm pretty sure gunners have different armor types on their heads and bodies

[fierce cave]

Laser gunner and gun gunner are diff

[tawny hearth]

plasma gunners def do

yeah

mostly all armor does is "what does this specific attack do to this armor", so an attack good at clearing trash ususally isn't good at piercing armor and things like that

[lethal solstice]

Scab gunners are 100% flak

[delicate kite]

holy fuck

i tried havoc

and i loved it

[lethal solstice]

Dreg are flak chest (I think) unarmored limbs/head

[delicate kite]

ofc it was low end of it, 16-17-18

but it was fun

[fierce cave]

My build isn't meta

[cold bone]

T_T Is there a solid fix to 3013 error. I'v disabled Reflex and darktide has full firewall clearance. I get it after every match now

[fierce cave]

It just nukes

[fierce cave]

Reinstall or smth

[lethal solstice]

Ok?

[tawny hearth]

yeah lol i figured they were a mix of a bunch of stuff like that with both of them counted.... honestly past knowing whats carapace and whats not i mostly ignore armor types (mostly)

[lethal solstice]

Not the best idea

[hazy kestrel]

Wait till you get to 40 pal.

[delicate kite]

Nah i just want the drip

[hazy kestrel]

It’s usually fun there, unless the modifiers suck.

[delicate kite]

i will be forever in the lows

gonna be joining malice all dripped out and shit

with the all seeing I on my nametag

[hazy kestrel]

You don’t have to be.

[tawny hearth]

most weapons can engage with most armor types so i just feel them out in practice rather than actually looking at anything and figuring where to attack them. I just try different approaches and see one is the best to keep doing tbh, you don't really need to know the actual armor types to basically end up with the same fucntional knowledge

[trail isle]

The bolter is indeed armor penetrating this is true

[winged oasis]

bruh is dukane french

[trail isle]

Nah she’s more like Eastern European ish

French is definitely not it

[hazy kestrel]

French sounds pleasant to the ears, Dukane most certainly isn’t French.

[winged oasis]

the emperer protects, dee gourd prevails

[whole star]

How do you counter those fully armored Ogryn?

[nocturne bloom]

Coworker pissed my jobs union president off and made him step down from that position. They just called me and told me not to use the stairs because they just waxed it

You already know what im about to do

[whole star]

Are you able to block/parry them?

[twin flower]

If your weapon has that parry special yeah

Otherwise just dodge imo

[whole star]

I’ve tried dodging, it seems to never work for whatever reason

[twin flower]

Mistiming it? or..?

[whole star]

I just wish they didn’t have a one hit kill

[twin flower]

Seems easy enough since they wind it up really long before they hit you

[heady karma]

dont time the dodge like dark souls, do it for distance. You wont get the traditional i-frame mechanic like a souls game.

[twin flower]

Also this

[daring pier]

I hope we get more maps and weapons this year 🫠 actual weapons not variations of the same. Ogryn needs a 2H chain axe! Maybe heavy plasma gun

[whole star]

What do you mean by “do it for distance?”

[lethal solstice]

They will get neither

[twin flower]

Give them those metal clubs the Crushers use

[lethal solstice]

Ogryns have never had plasma or chain weapons

[twin flower]

And 2h Chainaxe for the Zealot

[heady karma]

Like, you need to wait until the mace head comes down, and you need to dodge to physically move yourself well outside of the area so it doesnt change direction last second

[lethal solstice]

Actually charonites might have had chain stuff but those are also illegal in m42/don't exist anymore

[twin flower]

Basically just dodge backwards so youre out of reach

[heady karma]

Not dodge 'through' the attack

[whole star]

Is there anyway to train against specific enemies? Non of the enemies in that one training area seem to fight back

[lethal solstice]

Mods

You get Creature Spawer and mess around in psyk

[daring pier]

Not well versed in lore. It just seems cool and saw it in SM2. Assumed ogryn big butt could handle something like it.

Metal club would be dope like crushers
They juat need more toys

[twin flower]

More weapons would be nice yeah

[lethal solstice]

They could handle it, but the risk of giving a person who is likely to just slam someone with their gun something that can explode when they do that is generally a bad idea

[lusty estuary]

assuming the mini is not just a really tall fat guy there's a necromunda ogryn mini with a chainaxe

never say never

i doubt they'd give an ogryn a plasma weapon though

liable to just drop it and make it fucking explode

[lethal solstice]

Oh shit right the necromunda dude

[twin flower]

Be funny tho

[lethal solstice]

I thought it was just a bill hook or smth in memory

[gilded socket]

Fuck man.

[lusty estuary]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/shop/necromunda-cadaver-merchant-and-narker-2025?queryID=23be6b985f403d57548922dd383c7b4d

[gilded socket]

I hate feeling like this

[twin flower]

Like wot

[lusty estuary]

really more a chain cleaver i guess

[lethal solstice]

Yeah him

[gilded socket]

Sad

[lethal solstice]

I remember now

[twin flower]

Why sad

[hazy kestrel]

Ain’t that a hole in a boat

[tawny hearth]

dodging, in melee, mostly just drops tracking, so dodge after they lock in their attack (which is part way through the wind up for crusher and mauler overheads) as long as you keep moving after dropping tracking you'll dodge them because they'll be swinging at air

[jaunty path]

What ya coworker say

[gilded socket]

Many things

Bad day

I feel like im useless

[hazy kestrel]

You’re not useless pal.

[gilded socket]

Im def a useless zealot

[hazy kestrel]

There’s always good days and crappy days. But it’ll get better, it always does.

[hazy kestrel]

I’m sure you’re fine pal.

[gilded socket]

No its trye

[gilded socket]

I jope so

[hazy kestrel]

I’ll believe it when I see it. You’re not a bad zealot based on my past matches with ya.

Don’t be too hard on yourself.

[grand sinew]

GANG

I GOT ALL MY PC PARTS

[hazy kestrel]

Some days the director absolutely dunks on you in particular. Has happened to me plenty of times.

[grand sinew]

TIME TO BUILD

[dull hamlet]

[gilded socket]

Im the worst

[limber zealot]

Happened to me last night

Tho I should've easily been able to lock in

I was hanging out with my friend and talking to her while I played so my attention was divided

I felt bad for throwing so hard tho

[languid hazel]

Nyope. You are not. The worst would be one of the evil asf politicans in the world

[hazy kestrel]

I was in a dark pit thanks to OCD and STSD for 2 and a half years straight pal.

Every day felt like varying degrees of crappy. But I got better, despite their collectively constant spew of mental garbage.

Sure, some days kinda suck when they both flare up, like today, but I know it’ll get better eventually.

Whatever it is you’re going through, I’m confident that you’ll get through it alright.

[blazing ibex]

Human psyche dumm

[hazy kestrel]

Ain’t that the truth.

[blazing ibex]

I've felt severely depressed the past few days because of the fucking sky being gray.

[gilded socket]

Gonna lobotomize myself and be happy

[hazy kestrel]

Got 2 metaphorical bastards rattling around in there with me all the time.

They’re a noisy bunch.

[lethal solstice]

I'm ok with the rain

I actually quite like it

[blazing ibex]

I like rain. But I do not like gray skys.

[hazy kestrel]

That will not work. Have you seen lobotomy patients pal? It’s unending suffering. You lose your entire sense of self.

[blazing ibex]

Because S.A.D is really stupid.

[lethal solstice]

The sun is a deadly laser and these wonderful clouds are here to stop it

[hazy kestrel]

Peak reference

[blazing ibex]

The deadly laser also makes me happy!!!

[gilded socket]

Doesn’t sound so bad

[hazy kestrel]

I too, love the occasional cloud blanket to protect me from the deadly sun lasers.

[hazy kestrel]

Can I offer you a philosophy book recommendation in this trying time?

It might help you a bit like it did for me.

[gilded socket]

I got me warhammer books

All the philosophy i need

Murder hate kill

[hazy kestrel]

That’s not philosophy.

[gilded socket]

Good enough

Im not a lost soul im just stuck

[hazy kestrel]

That’s how I was lmao.

Reading philosophy doesn’t mean you’re lost.

[jaunty path]

Philosophy is when I think

[hazy kestrel]

You’re just stuck because of a given life situation and it might be good to learn from the great thinkers of the past. But that’s just my 2 cents.

[gilded socket]

Maybe

Maybe i just need to get on with life

Or maybe i should play mgsgz until i feel something

[hazy kestrel]

Do whatever makes you happy.

[drowsy lynx]

If I'm in a negative headspace and have already made sure there's not a direct cause I can solve, distracting myself can snap me out of it but it takes some persistence. It might not feel like it's working to distract yourself but if you keep trying different things it does seem to get better

[trail bramble]

way more than that, have a shower, go for a walk and eat a nice meal

[fiery wave]

Is this like useless lesbian thing?

[gilded socket]

Mgsgz is so captivating i literally shut out everyone when i play

[gilded socket]

Well duh i am a useless lesbian

[round mica]

lesbians cant be pathetic that is a known fact

[turbid jungle]

Chat ban that guy permanently for 5 seconds

[hazy kestrel]

@gilded socket, here’s some advice from Epictetus that helped me get through tough times, there’s a few excerpts so bear with me here.

Regarding what is in our control and outside of our control:

“We are responsible for some things, while there are others for which we cannot be held responsible. The former include our judgements, impulses, desires, aversions, and our mental faculties in general; the latter include the body, material possessions, our reputation, status - in a word, anything not in our power to control.”
…
“If you have the right idea about what really belongs to you and what does not, you will never be subject to force or hindrance, you will never blame or criticize anyone, and everything you do will be done willingly. You won’t have a single rival, no one will hurt you, because you will be proof against harm of any kind.”
…
“When an impression (thoughts or life events) occurs, ask yourself: “Is this something that is inside or outside of my control?” If it is the latter, be prepared to say that it is nothing to you.”

On life’s events and daily occurrences:
“It is not events that disturb people, it is their judgements concerning them. Death, for example, is nothing frightening, or else it would have frightened Socrates. But the judgment of death is frightening - now that is something to be afraid of. So when we are frustrated, angry, or unhappy, never hold anyone accountable. An ignorant person is inclined to blame others for their own misfortunes. To blame oneself is proof of progress. But the wise man never blames others or himself.”

On navigating life’s tumultuous tides:
“Don’t hope that events will turn out the way you want, welcome events in whichever way they happen: this is the path to peace.”

On our perceptions and judgments:
“Remember, it is not enough to be hit or insulted to be harmed, you must believe that you are being harmed. If someone succeeds in provoking you, realize that your mind is complicit in the provocation.

[round mica]

@ mods kill this person

[hazy kestrel]

Reached the text limit lmao

I’m almost done.

[round mica]

not reading all that sorry it happened or congratulations

[hazy kestrel]

“Which is why it is essential that we do not respond impulsively to impressions; take a moment before reacting, and you will find it is easier to maintain control.”

I am now done.

[fiery wave]

Is okay, just means you might be too dense to understand at time. All you need is cuddles, mew.

[wise kettle]

TLDR; Practice self discipline, don't stress about that which you can not change, be a decent person.

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah.

Lmao

[wise kettle]

I should consider changing my nickname, I haven't even touched my Zealot since Hive Scum released, I'm a s✓*t for dual pistols

[gilded socket]

I fucks with that

[round mica]

just say slut

[wise kettle]

Self censorship is funnier

[fiery wave]

I just react to every edit.

[gilded socket]

Like that’ll happen but i just gotta go with the river instead of fighting it

[wise kettle]

Plus, I'm still traumatized by that time I called myself a slur and got banned from the Elden Ring discord

[round mica]

thats one hell of an escalation

[gilded socket]

Elden ring server? Is this peak mental illness?

[hazy kestrel]

That would be League of Legends.

[wise kettle]

No, peak mental illness was when I wore pajama pants and grippy socks to walmart

[gilded socket]

Real

[gilded socket]

Trvthnvke

[drowsy lynx]

I can only imagine what a cesspool a league of legends discord would be

the true den of evil

[cunning warren]

the game engine really dislikes high framerates

[round mica]

thats just your average walmart customer

[hazy kestrel]

You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

[fiery wave]

Just relax and ride it. You'll never know what's at the end.

[fiery wave]

It's less likely to happen unless you are insulting others.

[fiery wave]

DT? You want decent FPS, expect to have money for the best system avaliable to date.

[misty trench]

I don't think I'd ban someone for calling themselves a slur but also I'd give 'em a very firm warning to y'know, not use slurs

[fiery wave]

I dunno, I only understand DOTA2 stuff.

[misty trench]

like if you really wanna self-deprecate, don't call yourself a slur, call yourself a veteran main

[hazy kestrel]

[fiery wave]

EXCUSE ME.

[hazy kestrel]

That cut deep Aquila.

[cunning warren]

i mean
I'm using a 9070xt and 9800x3d
the game runs...kinda

more like crawls

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/i-couldnt-resist-mate-jack-sparrow-pirates-of-the-gif-11220329

[fiery wave]

AMD. GL. Game running alone is lucky.

[wise kettle]

We'd been talking about bread, or the French, definitely one of those two.

I casually called myself a Baguette with an F. I thought it was hilarious, the mods not so much.

[misty trench]

ah, I see lol, yeah I'd just give a warning for that at most

[cunning warren]

you know fatshark screwed something up when helldivers runs like twice as good

[uneven ermine]

[wise kettle]

I could see you banning me for the French though, yuck

[fiery wave]

That would be funny, if you basically were openly gay and French.

[gilded socket]

True…

[blazing ibex]

the hell did I do?

[ripe tangle]

in French, Pain means Bread

[blazing ibex]

Class based oppression

[ripe tangle]

which is why biting into an old baguette causes pain

[hazy kestrel]

A do love myself a good loaf of pain.

[cunning warren]

I thought it was cake?

[fiery wave]

Just play Vermintide 2. The devs uhhh... like 2 very seperate devs. One game runs decent but netcode is Borderlands 1 gawdawful.

The other, you know.

[misty trench]

nothing, you're all totally innocent

[ripe tangle]

no, cake is Tarte

Pain is bread

[green beacon]

real

[wise kettle]

I sure could go for some Pain of Chocolate

[green beacon]

no
v*t mains deserve all the hate

[ripe tangle]

what’s wrong with Vet mains?

[wise kettle]

Filfy Vet'rans

[misty trench]

nothing, they're just highly bullyable

[ripe tangle]

Ah fair enough

[fiery wave]

I dunno. Aquila just asking to be stared.

[ripe tangle]

but if you bully Ogryns everyone hates you

[green beacon]

have you seen that guy toxin goblin??? smh smh

[cunning warren]

vermintide 2 runs well
but still, I have to cap the frame rate cause it starts stuttering really bad when above 200fps
seems like a CPU thing probably

[ripe tangle]

No?

[hazy kestrel]

They don’t bring the grenade regen crates.

[ripe tangle]

I don’t watch people play games, I just play games.

[misty trench]

I don't play games the games play me

[fiery wave]

The road may be bumpy, but who knows in the end.

[fossil oasis]

Huh????? Darktide runs so much better than Helldivers 2 for me. I only recently reinstalled HD2 but I still get crashes. Darktide runs completely fine though

[wise kettle]

My friend is a guard cosplayer, dresses every class as the guard, I'm more Tank Girl than Astra Militarum

[misty trench]

I just want a fancy power sabre...

[ripe tangle]

People will sometimes reference a Streamer or whatever and I have no idea who the fuck they’re talking about because I just rather play games myself.

most streamers are annoying anyway or they have bullshit opinions that are worthless to me

[green beacon]

@blazing ibex are u gonna take this slander

[wise kettle]

The only Strimmer I watch is DarkViper, I have no patience for live streams most of the time

[fossil oasis]

The only Streamers I watch are NorthernLion and Jerma because they're usually playing games i'm never gonna play and are just funny

[fiery wave]

Yeah, is like the DT team never asked the VT team how to optimise the game.

[fossil oasis]

I usually only watch stream highlights though as opposed to the full stream

[fair bridge]

i love NL

[fossil oasis]

NL is great :3

[ripe tangle]

Netherlands?

[fiery wave]

WDYM? I HAVE IT ON LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE BUILD.

[fair bridge]

yeahs ure

[fossil oasis]

Northernlion

[ripe tangle]

Who’s that?

[hazy kestrel]

You’re fine.

[lethal solstice]

Field improv is mid

[hazy kestrel]

Just every other vet lmao

[misty trench]

a lion from the north (streamer)

[fossil oasis]

DarkViperAU? The "literally millions to one" guy?

[lethal solstice]

I'd rather have the tiny damage bonus from serrated

[wise kettle]

Yeah

[fossil oasis]

Field Improve is literally one of the best perks to take as vet

It's beneficial to everyone on team

[lethal solstice]

It procs twice a match

Maybe

[hazy kestrel]

WELCOME BACK GUSTAVUS ADOLPHUS!

[fossil oasis]

Extra grenades from ammo boxes and clears corruption on med boxes is an amazing pick to take

[gilded socket]

True………

[fossil oasis]

I used to like him but it feels like he's too obsessed with numbers and doesn't really make interesting content anymore

[fiery wave]

WDYM? I HAVE THAT ON ANY STABBY BUILD.

[wise kettle]

Extra grenades are a must when every single class seems to think they're the only one who brought a good 'nade and hog them all

[fossil oasis]

"Can I beat GTA doing x-thing" and it's usually like yeah it's possible but it's gonna take 20 hours to do

[fossil oasis]

This is valid when you're playing Scum and take Toxin Nades. They literally are the best

[wise kettle]

Understandable, I like his rants and essays more than the gaming itself. He's engaged to be married now.

[nocturne bloom]

Talk to me when you beat oblivion with restoration magic only

[fossil oasis]

Also if you're playing vet you should never pick up nades since you regen them anyway

Unless no one else needs them

[jaunty path]

I take them bc :3

[fossil oasis]

Oh cool, didn't know that. Good for him then :3

[fiery wave]

Nobody notices it though. It's too subtle even if it can save games if used correctly.

[fossil oasis]

Yeah exactly, it's possible to fit field improv and serrated

[lethal solstice]

Vet arby and psyker have regenerating grenades, zealot ogryn and scum have specific regenerating grenades
The corruption thing is cool but not necessary, the faster healing is nice
and once again
Twice a mission, maybe

[fossil oasis]

Arby doesn't unless you run a lone wolf build

[lethal solstice]

Dogsploshion

[fossil oasis]

Oh that too ig

[jaunty path]

by "grenade" you mean the rock Ogyrn has

[fossil oasis]

But I see most Arby's run Shock Mine

[lethal solstice]

Why would you run not dog explode if you're running dog

[nocturne bloom]

Boulder

[fiery wave]

Got nerfed. You now need to use both charges to kill the same horde.

[lethal solstice]

Ok

[misty trench]

lone wolf GANG

[lethal solstice]

Still infinite

[fossil oasis]

Also like only scum nade that regens is blinders which aren't that good

[earnest oyster]

proto-planet

[lethal solstice]

And its for the stagger

[fossil oasis]

Like toxin nades are better

[lethal solstice]

Blinders are great

[fossil oasis]

I like them but Toxin Grenades are just so much fucking better

[misty trench]

chem nades are crazy OP yeah

[lethal solstice]

Staggers bulwarks, staggers crushers out of overhead, applies 3 stacks toxin with an easy pickup

[fiery wave]

Why stun when you can kill.

[fossil oasis]

Yeah exactly

[lethal solstice]

Because infinite

And it does both

[misty trench]

IF YOU CAN BREATHE YOU CAN KILL 🗣️

[fossil oasis]

I'd rather have a grenade capable of clearing a horde in a tight spot than just stagger

[lethal solstice]

And I am the source of violence

[fiery wave]

Chems will literally nuke the entire wave.

[lethal solstice]

Not my grenades

[wise kettle]

I like toxic nades, my buddy likes the bazooka.

But FR, throwing down a tox nade and whipping out the dualies as a last stand goes hard.

[fair bridge]

you can literally dice up a horde and get like two blinders back easy

[lethal solstice]

Blinders do this!!!

[fossil oasis]

In a game about team play, you should take the perk that benefits the team

[fossil oasis]

?????

[lethal solstice]

Take the 3 stacks toxin node!!!!

[fossil oasis]

No

[trail bramble]

just take the node that makes blinders apply toxin yeah

[fossil oasis]

I don't have room in my build

[trail bramble]

it's probably suboptimal but idk it's fun

[fair bridge]

i cant keep reacting catachans messages but everything shes saying is true

[fiery wave]

Just slower, and you need 10 of them to match the damage and carnage.

[lethal solstice]

Yes you do its right next to coated and toxin mania

[fiery wave]

And that one node.

[fossil oasis]

Also that means Blinders don't inately do toxin damage unless you take a perk

[normal sage]

is it just me or does the game director becomes an uber sadistic piece of shit for orthus offensive

[fossil oasis]

So yeah Toxin Nades are still better on their own

[nocturne bloom]

I feel like this argument goes both ways. Anything can be viable in situations based on the build

[fossil oasis]

Orthus Offensive is very ball biting, yes

[fair bridge]

i like having a panic button that staggers everybody and god within my immediate vicinity

[misty trench]

Orthus Offends me

[lethal solstice]

Pocket toxin is such an easy pickup on like 90% of scum builds

[fiery wave]

It's like playing 1 difficulty higher.

[fossil oasis]

Vets who won't take field improv offend me

[lethal solstice]

Its pathing is 100% good and it paths to Sample Collector

[fair bridge]

its like right in the middle of the tree now so i dont see why people dont

[misty trench]

blinders are good, the chem toxin they spread is not gonna clear waves like chem nades will but you can regen them and use 'em in a pinch to create room n such

they have different use cases really

[fair bridge]

i forgoot whats next to it

[fiery wave]

Not on brrrrrrrrrrrrrr builds for most parts.

[fair bridge]

kid named chem nade

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, I do not have space for it on my inf-autogun build which is my main one

[fair bridge]

kid named build

[lethal solstice]

2 blinders with pocket toxin applies the exact same stacks as a chem nade

[misty trench]

like if you're playing havoc you can legit just have a tauntgryn drag stuff into the chem nade radius and delete the game that way

[fiery wave]

They ramp up the longer they are in.

[trail bramble]

yeah but as burst not sustain

[misty trench]

much smaller radius, no ramp up etc.

[lethal solstice]

Caps at 6 stacks

[fair bridge]

kid named stacks

[trail bramble]

Toxin caps at 30

[lethal solstice]

Chem nades are locally capped at 6

[fair bridge]

im sorry im a little wild rn

im a wild goose

ready to snap some arms

how do geese ven break arms

[misty trench]

you gotta throw a bunch of blinders to get the same mileage as you do with chem nades, per nade, in my experience

but I bring blinders anyway because I prefer having regening nades and a little bit of on-hand CC if I put myself in a silly spot

[fair bridge]

are their pecks just that forceful

[fiery wave]

I don't 100% trust psykhanium, someone needs to test it in a real game to be 100% sure.

[trail bramble]

they don't that's a myth

[fair bridge]

whaat

[misty trench]

if I'm playing like H40 tho with a group I'm gonna bring chem nades because they just get such good value

[lethal solstice]

Yeah
The utility of on demand fuck you stagger in addition to being able to wave delete is really good

[trail bramble]

a bite will hurt a lot though

[lethal solstice]

This is from a kuli guide

[fair bridge]

i like bn linders

peaky bnlinders

[fiery wave]

All I know is, things die faster from a chem nade than 4 blinders.

[lethal solstice]

Yeah but you get 4 blinders for cheap

1 chem nade is potentially quite expensive

[fair bridge]

do you regen blinders just on melee kills or is it all ills

i forgor

ik its like 20

[lethal solstice]

I think its melee

[fair bridge]

you regen knives that way on shivs too i thinkk

[lethal solstice]

Oh nvm its all kills inside 12.5 m

[fair bridge]

waow

blinders are peak..............

and u get like 5

[lethal solstice]

Theres a bunch of exceptions which are largely dot nodes

[somber stream]

Does it come with integrated A.I?

[fair bridge]

baldoooo

[somber stream]

Sorry, that was a strange thing to ask

[arctic escarp]

AI assisted productivity apps

[fair bridge]

god willing i will rob the dairy queen

[arctic escarp]

now you can get productive and pestered by your computer

[wise kettle]

A.I is heresy

[round mica]

relic blade at max stats now just missing the bolt pistol

[fair bridge]

bolt pisto is so cringe

[fossil oasis]

Did you hear the head of microsoft or whatever said people should stop calling it AI Slop

[fair bridge]

i hate using itt

[arctic escarp]

skill is lacking twin 🥀

[fossil oasis]

Bolt Pistol is alright, got me through Adept Assassain penance but like that's all it's good for

[lethal solstice]

Please do not pilfer her domain
Her subjects will not survive the winter

[languid hazel]

Yeah well fuck him

[fair bridge]

i can use it!!!! i just dont like it

its not like the end all be all of all ranged weapons like some people say it is........

wahts the deal with airplane pnuts

how d the get the nuts in the shell????

[languid hazel]

Gods I wish I could move away from microsoft but my family is too poor for that and by extension so am I. >.>

[wise kettle]

Just don't crash your car into the Dairy Queen, they still haven't recovered from Alucard

[fair bridge]

wat

[wise kettle]

I refuse to explain my 2010 YouTube references

[fair bridge]

o k

all i know about alucard is that doctor gaius baltar voices him in the anime and hes insanely insanely

how should i put this

if i had to crawl through an acre of barbed wire to get a peek of his bare collarbone i would crawl through it with the biggest smile on my face

[fossil oasis]

There are plenty of free alternatives to microsoft slopware

[fair bridge]

unfortunately hes not real.........so...............

[languid hazel]

Not when I don’t have a good pc

Or the money to buy one

[fossil oasis]

Don't need a good PC to run Linux, and can just install Linux into whatever PC you have right now

[wise kettle]

I was talking about Hellsing Ultimate Alucard, but that's cool too 👀

[fossil oasis]

Can't play anything with anti-cheat on Linux though

[fair bridge]

i never liked hellsing

[fiery wave]

They tend to suck or be unsupported for gaming.

[wise kettle]

It's okay to be wrong

[languid hazel]

I do have a linux machine but it has the tiniest ssd known to man and is from like, 2012

[normal sage]

dude...

[fossil oasis]

Also Libre Office instead of Microsoft Office

[fiery wave]

And I mean as a broad thing.

[fair bridge]

protons been working on an EAC solution!!!!it works in some games