general-chat

[twin dirge]

Id have to dunk on someone calling me a baka irl

[ripe tangle]

it’s still the shit though

[somber stream]

Also yes that was super cringe

[modern bobcat]

Did she call you a sussy baka?

[ripe tangle]

it’s gotten even better the past 3ish years imo

[somber stream]

But i smiled through it and applaud her attempt at Japanese

[twin dirge]

I need to pirate more anime

[marsh iris]

b-baka licht-kun

[somber stream]

Y-Yamedo Garut-chan

Okay i died again

[twin dirge]

Licht is clearly kami-sama

[twin dirge]

No way

[ripe tangle]

Licht is a god?

[twin dirge]

Indeed

Licht the all mighty

[somber stream]

Yes, now Paypal me 50,000 Euro

[twin dirge]

Exactly

Or he'll smite you

[nocturne bloom]

So 1 coffee?

[twin dirge]

I'm a god, damned idiot

[astral basin]

Yeah no selective memory is a way of survival
Cant remember everything. Having perfect memory is very taxing i hear.
The mind shovels relevance into the recesses of the brain for later. Intellectual tends to be more short term, emotional long term, and practice/habit borders both.
Children have no idea what relevance is, and tend to latch on to random things.
And although good memories are great, bad ones tend to be more withstanding (for the body and mind to avoid in the future)

[twin dirge]

This is why I just don't remember anything, much easier

[astral basin]

Adhd folk have piss poor relevance regulation
So
Asking them anything specific is a bad idea unless you know that they’ve already had an unhealthy obsession with it

[ripe tangle]

….there are also huge chunks of my childhood I don’t remember at all, and other parts I can remember with perfect clarity.

apparently that’s common for those who survived trauma

[twin dirge]

Welcome

[odd shadow]

[twin dirge]

Yeah I don't remember anything before age 11

[astral basin]

I remember my childhood like a story book.
Im starting to lose grasp of the order of events but. I dont need the memories anymore anyways if im completely honest
Such is life
Some forget sooner than others. Not a bad thing.

[lilac crag]

having perfect memory is very taxing

I forced myself to be more oblivious for this very reason

[somber stream]

I remember my sisters doll dressing me and toss me down a slide

[lilac crag]

I'll do that to you today

[somber stream]

Nah

[lilac crag]

put on the maid outfit

[astral basin]

Time to doll the man up

Yes

Maid outfit

Perfect

Send him down a water slide this time

[somber stream]

I unironically have a very catfish face so it's a dangerous thing to do

[astral basin]

Licht the potential femboy confirmed

Fuck

[somber stream]

I'm built normally though

[ripe tangle]

He’s nearly 30 so he’s not a Femboy, he’s a Femman!

[astral basin]

Femman

Sounds like a country’s citizens

[jaunty path]

You guys updated to windows 11 yet

[somber stream]

"It's always morally correct to bomb Femma"

[gilded socket]

@ripe tangle hi lucia i hope you have a good day today

[ripe tangle]

I am, thank you Maxine.

[lilac crag]

TWINK!

[astral basin]

Femma, new name for france
They had another revolt.

[olive fossil]

should i go for mobility or defences as dump stat on shovel? i have one with 74 mobility and 66 defences, rest are 80

[gilded socket]

The pot calling the kettle black

[somber stream]

The dumpstat is mobility

Reroll till you get a 60

[wicked pike]

Urgh.

Tired

[gilded socket]

Im tired but i cant sleep

@somber stream read me a bedtime story

[fluid vale]

hello folks, i just finished the campaign
and got the cutscene and accepted into inquisation
now i got a popup saying "Skip the Campaign orPlay from the beginning" // battle of tertium
i thought i just completed teh battle of tertium campaign, is this some phase 2?
Where is wolfer btw

[somber stream]

20 euro per 10 minutes

Wait i can't sell myself that cheap

Per 5 minutes

[gilded socket]

Euros? What kind of monopoly money is that

[faint charm]

yay

[ripe tangle]

I think you’re caught up with the story now

just play regularly now

[faint charm]

finally got 500 weapons and stuffs for all my classes

[ripe tangle]

try to unlock penances and stuff

level up your characters

etc

[fluid vale]

what about Admonition cult etc?

[somber stream]

Lucia talking Darktide? In the Darktide General chat?

[astral basin]

Hm

No

[fluid vale]

plus that thing about leveling, i create a new character, do i need to redo campaign on them to unlock the nodes, plus do i need to regrind talent?

[ripe tangle]

This is surprising?

[astral basin]

I dont like it

[somber stream]

I was starting to think you don't even own the game and is just here to shitpost

[gilded socket]

@ripe tangle bald

Oh yeah oh yea

[ripe tangle]

shitposting is what I do the most

[gilded socket]

About earlier

Willing to give what I said a try?

[sonic sonnet]

we have no idea where he is

[modern bobcat]

Wolfer is ComingSoonTM

[ripe tangle]

Maybe?

[sonic sonnet]

Wolfer will be the finally boss of Dartkide 3

[astral basin]

[sonic sonnet]

releasing in 2084

[ripe tangle]

but I’m so used to being Sister Lucia

not sure if I can be “myself”

so it doesnt matter

[gilded socket]

It shouldnt hurt 5A

[somber stream]

It's certainly a skull, just not a servo one

[gilded socket]

If anything maybe make the both more interesting

[ripe tangle]

Thing is

[fluid vale]

do i need to reunlock talents on each new character?
or is it shared b/w characters?

[ripe tangle]

I’m not unhappy with Lucia as a character

plus it’s what everyone here knows me as

||I’m unhappy about irl shit that’s unrelated||

[somber stream]

Give it the Twitter treatment
X (formerly Lucia)

[limpid gyro]

they're all individual

[astral basin]

Wanted to join the bird brigade
Cant find many necrotic ones
This one happened to be similar to the old pic
But. The orientation is all wrong. Left heavy.

The Sister Formerly Known as Lucia

[ripe tangle]

lmao

[astral basin]

Like Prince

[fluid vale]

damn
I need to regrind stuff again on psyker
gotcha

[gilded socket]

It doesnt hurt to be authentic everynow and then

[jaunty path]

🫂

[astral basin]

I thought we did get authentic lucia every now and again
We catch here committing heretical acts all the time

[wicked pike]

I, for one, rather enjoy the character Lucia.

[gilded socket]

We love lucia yes

[ripe tangle]

I can be authentic without changing my server name

[gilded socket]

But theres still 5A

[jaunty path]

Yea

[wicked pike]

But I am biased as I automatically like all Sisters of battle

[jaunty path]

whats 5a

[ripe tangle]

Thank you

[wicked pike]

AAAAA

[ripe tangle]

AAAAA

[jaunty path]

AAAAA

[gilded socket]

The real Lucia

[astral basin]

AAAAA

[somber stream]

I too, enjoy getting berated by a tall women in power armour

[wooden creek]

There's no need to have more than one character of each class, unless you want to experience stuff from level 1 again

[wicked pike]

Not what I said or meant

[sonic sonnet]

AAAAAA

what are we screaming about

[nocturne bloom]

Without Lucia who would give me my daily lashing?!?!

[sonic sonnet]

what the flip

[rare pulsar]

Culturally superior.

[fluid vale]

i mean
Im on zealot, level 21
i want to try out psyker now after completing campaign
Will talent points transfer to new character ,or nah

[wicked pike]

They have power armor and bolters. You can use them as cover.

[fluid vale]

actually, what should be done after completing campaign?

[gilded socket]

Lucia or 5A is a good friend regardless of who they are

[modern bobcat]

No, each character exists in its own right and has to be levelled up

[sonic sonnet]

I started my second character after playing 60 missions with my first

[wicked pike]

I like anyone who keeps me from being eaten alive by daemons, generally speaking.

[ripe tangle]

The story hasn’t been completed yet

[sonic sonnet]

real chads play one thing for dozens of hours, before daring to do anything else

[wicked pike]

We're still waiting for the GSC plotline

[modern bobcat]

If you completed the campaign fully at level 21 it means you haven't gone up the difficulty ladder as well

[astral basin]

Eloser bullying eloser caught 5k

Ffs

[olive fossil]

which shovel mark are you guys using?

[fluid vale]

theres difficulty ladder?

[somber stream]

Confirmed, i stuck like glue to mine Vet for the first 300 hours

[fiery wave]

I come back to Licht being sus again.

[wooden creek]

If you're done with the campaigns (Battle For Tertium and No Man's Land), then it's about grinding out penances and completing higher difficulties, or maybe collecting rare banter.

[sonic sonnet]

which is kinda crazy for a three year old game

[astral basin]

Back to the interwebs i go this image pains me

[ripe tangle]

Karien!

[wicked pike]

All of my characters are vets. I don't play any other class

[somber stream]

I'm the most sane and normal one around here

[ripe tangle]

who’s your favorite touhou character?

[jaunty path]

top one. the one without the flipping action? Sorry im bad at rememebering their names but its served me well. it's special attack stops mutants if you get your timing right.

[nocturne bloom]

Excuse me thats me

[fiery wave]

Yes, I was off panicking through H40.

[wicked pike]

This isn't my fault

[modern bobcat]

Did you move up to the next difficulty each time you unlocked it? Uprising < Malice < Heresy < Damnation

[fluid vale]

i didnt even know there is difficulty like that lol

[jaunty path]

NO ITS ME YOU FUCKER

[astral basin]

beat em to it

[fiery wave]

You know it's a tie between Alice and Sakuya.

[modern bobcat]

You should be around level 27 by end of campaign if you played each difficulty as it unlocked

[olive fossil]

the one without the flip is mark one. its special is like a jab. that really stops mutants?

[stable bison]

why are the havoc modifiers not rotating

it's a new week

[wicked pike]

I'm not sane, just overworked and depressed.

[nocturne bloom]

Im a bit of that yes why thank you

[astral basin]

Felt more like 23 for me i think

[wicked pike]

Which might come across as level headed and rational

[gilded socket]

Prehaps i overdo my stay here occasionally

[ripe tangle]

Fair, I also love Alice, she’s a sweety

[jaunty path]

wdym

Im sane

[wicked pike]

Why do you say that? Have you been banned yet?

[fiery wave]

I think this is most people not rich.

[ripe tangle]

literally in canon one of the nicest people in Gensokyo

[jaunty path]

I'm playing with discord themes

currently enjoying ena

I love ena

[fiery wave]

Everyone should love her.

[jaunty path]

Lucia have you ever watched ENA?

[gilded socket]

No

[ripe tangle]

Yes

[jaunty path]

:DD what do you think of it?

[wicked pike]

Can't disagree there

[astral basin]

Placing my bet
Maxine is younger than 20

[ripe tangle]

It’s good, also played the BBQ game like 2 years ago when it came out

[nocturne bloom]

You could lower that even more boss

[wicked pike]

19 and 99/100ths

[somber stream]

Even lower

[wicked pike]

.... 98/100ths?

[somber stream]

Even lower

[wicked pike]

Surely you do not mean 97/100ths

[nocturne bloom]

I like dumping ground peppercorn into my pot roasts

[ripe tangle]

I don’t like when she’s portrayed as a Yandere or Mega-Shipper or whatever, she’s not like that in any game or fanmedia, I’m not even sure where that version of her comes from but some fans like to depict her like that and it’s cringe

[astral basin]

See. Im hedging my bets.
I dont wanna say theyre 15. Bc then some weirdo is gonna come and make a scene

[nocturne bloom]

Not far off

[somber stream]

Don't dox yourself on the internet folks

[astral basin]

Holy shit i rhymed!

[fiery wave]

It's extra depressing how the world is like.

[ripe tangle]

Why I never share my irl name, just know it’s a name that makes me sound like a Castlevania character lmao

[wicked pike]

I messed up already

[somber stream]

Now i'm curious

[astral basin]

Luswinnia

[wicked pike]

Since my character name is also my actual name

[nocturne bloom]

Im fine with people knowing my name and occasionally face. Hundreds of people see both every day

[astral basin]

Dyl Pickle

[somber stream]

You lot already know 50% of mine name

[modern bobcat]

Licht said someone called him a Baka in middle school, but that was actually last week. He's still there

[wicked pike]

I never told you my last name

[twin flower]

Vladimir

[fiery wave]

Most fan portrayal tend to be stereotypes. I just see how she met Sakuya is when she goes over to read books with Patchy. Starts from good tea into more.

[ripe tangle]

my name isn’t Vladimir

[astral basin]

Its

Susan

[wicked pike]

Alucard

[fiery wave]

Too late.

[wicked pike]

Duh

[misty trench]

John Lucia

[wicked pike]

(It's Dracula backwards)

[somber stream]

Clearly it's Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau

[twin flower]

Idk alot of Castlevania so

[wicked pike]

You'll never see the twist coming!

[twin flower]

And you dont like garlic

[ripe tangle]

I actually like that Alice, Marisa, and Patchouli are more or less a nerdy-friend group with Marisa being the Extroverted one, Patchouli the Introvert, and Alice the in-between.

I don’t like garlic no… it’s nasty…

[somber stream]

Trade your asian name for mine

[wicked pike]

I like garlic bread

[ripe tangle]

too pungent, smelly.

[astral basin]

Sister Lucia is a basic southmidwest white bish
That happens to be short and makes a mean margarita

[wicked pike]

Does that count?

[ripe tangle]

I’m half-Asian?

[twin flower]

Yeah the white bish part is important

Being sarcastic btw dont kill me

[wicked pike]

Too late

[arctic shoal]

Ok fellow darktiders, what do you think about modding and consoles?

Should console players be accountable for their choice of platform and as such how it's imposible to mod in them?

[ripe tangle]

I’m whiter than most white people though, I’m like, ridiculously pale.

[fiery wave]

I still find it funny when Marisa still like to 'borrow' books at times.

[astral basin]

Overruled

[wicked pike]

Console players are already impoverished enough

[drowsy prawn]

super pale, doesn't like garlic, what does that reminds me of 🤔

[fiery wave]

Do you really think I have an Asian name?

[twin flower]

Fair

[somber stream]

I mean

[twin flower]

Wypipo

[somber stream]

You're Asian

[wicked pike]

I already made this joke!

[misty trench]

I’m whiter than most white people though
This is only true if you're also a terrible dancer

[ripe tangle]

I headcanon that Patchouli knows they’re safe at Marisa’s house and that she knows she could just go and retireve them at any time.

[fiery wave]

Are you trying to instigate WW something?

[astral basin]

Shes also a night shifter
Doesn’t like the sun.
At all.

[nocturne bloom]

Asians dont always have Asian names licht

[twin flower]

Lucia a vampire sister confirmed

[somber stream]

:o

[ripe tangle]

no part of my name sounds Asian despite me being half Asian.

[somber stream]

I have 2 names

[wicked pike]

Unless they're in a crime show

[arctic shoal]

No I'm gouging the consensus within this echo chamber while also gathering the same in the fatshark forums, reddit and steam

[fiery wave]

1. I hated it so much, I got it removed. 2. My English name is literally not Asian... Mostly cos my Aunt loved English and European names. Why my lil sis has a French name.

[wicked pike]

Then they've got one of like four extremely Asian last names

[wicked pike]

My condolences

[somber stream]

I like Asian names

[nocturne bloom]

I have a very fitting Hungarian last name

[fiery wave]

I legit got bullied so much over my Chinese name...

[arctic shoal]

Mostly to see if people would really want to...somehow, have modding in consoles or if people think it's Fatsharks fault that consoles can't mod the game

Or if that responsability is on the console users for choosing their platform

[somber stream]

Wtf

[ripe tangle]

I’m an awful dancer but an amazing singer!

I can also play Piano and Guitar.

[somber stream]

Who does that?? Bully an Asian in Asia for having Asian name? That's batshit insane

[astral basin]

We have a whole case file on her
She cant wear soft metal jewelry
We havent gotten her to stand in front of mirrors long enough to check that
Nor have we tried staking her heart yet

[gilded socket]

I thought lucia’s full name was “Five AAAAA Scream Sister Lucia”

[wicked pike]

Sisters of battle can't be vampires, right?

[twin flower]

I volunteer for the last one

[misty trench]

I can dance but I'm terrible at everything else you described

[fiery wave]

Maybe ask in the console section then. Though I still think modding is kinda cheating in a game with other players.

[arctic shoal]

There's a console section?

[fiery wave]

Yes. There's seperate sections for console.

[nocturne bloom]

Pick your platform roles lol

[arctic shoal]

Never

[fiery wave]

YOu need the Xbox and PS roles though.

[twin flower]

What do people think of anyway when they mention Asian names 🤔

[gilded socket]

Theres a song for you by genesis

[ripe tangle]

What song?

[wicked pike]

Ghengis

[somber stream]

Jiangling or Han Cook

[arctic shoal]

I came here from a time coomsole playesr didn't exist

[gilded socket]

“I cant dance” by Genesis

[wicked pike]

Jaghatai

[somber stream]

I wonder if there's a guy named Khan Cook

[ripe tangle]

lmao okay

[misty trench]

can you clarify what you mean by accountable?

[fiery wave]

It's the meaning of it... I'll tell you in private if you want.

[gilded socket]

Its actually good

[twin flower]

People seem to think the only asaian countries are like Japan or China

And it be funny

[analog marsh]

I can play piano, but it's not professional, it's self taught with zero instructions, but I can play quite a few songs by ear/memory

As for singing, I can sing some stuff decently.

I am a crap dancer though.

[wicked pike]

I believe this and am sorry this happened. I had a similar issue.

[ripe tangle]

also I joke about “being racist” while not actually being all that racist… like at all… unless you’re a ||hahamadeyoulookatthespoiler|| then fuck you.

[somber stream]

It's okay, you don't have to. Memories like that best be left well alone

[wicked pike]

I've been tricked

Misled!

Bamboozled

[misty trench]

it's fine, in the end we're all part of greater albania

[ripe tangle]

[gilded socket]

What did i do to you?

[somber stream]

Those 2 have the most exposure to the internet

[ripe tangle]

Nice!

[nocturne bloom]

Korea has a lot of exposure though?

[wicked pike]

Except for Cotton Hill

[gilded socket]

[wicked pike]

Learn from his example

[gilded socket]

Oh alright ill go

[ripe tangle]

Cotton Hill can tell Asians apart from a glance apparently.

[gilded socket]

[jaunty path]

throw back to when my oldest uncle said we nuked china

[arctic shoal]

There's a growing sentiment around the steam forum that Fatshark should implement a way for consoles to access mods (because qol provided by them is going to take a while if at all to come)

Two trains of thoughts are clashing, there's those that believe that since console players chose their platform, they are responsible for such choice as they 'knowingly' chose a platform that very rarely can mod, this is what I mean with accountable. And as such Fatshark shouldn't implement anything like this

The other argues that since there's a lack of information and console players can't know what modding even is easily (or the fact you can mod the game) that it's not their fault for choosing console and rather Fatsharks for having this modding policy, which means they should rectify and allow...somehow, modding for console

Yes I know both sides assume Fatshark will do anything, but it's the steam discussion, a lot of ideal scenarios

[jaunty path]

[somber stream]

Your average Asian won't be able to differentiate between Russian and balkan Cyrillic

[wicked pike]

Swing and a miss

[wicked pike]

To be fair, neither can I
I'm half convinced they just make up symbols as a prank

[jaunty path]

Indeed 💀

[somber stream]

Real

[twin dirge]

Gabagool

[ripe tangle]

The fact you listed Balkan Cyrillic as if it’s one language when Serbian and Bulgarian have different characters from eachother.

For shame Licht

[somber stream]

I'm lazy :c

[arctic shoal]

Just trying to gouge what discord believes overall and the reddit

It'll also help me get a bigger picture of what people think about the other platforms

[wicked pike]

Yes, we all know that some Baltic Slavic peoples are different from other Baltic Slavic peoples

I promise I can tell them apart

[somber stream]

You're gonna start another race war again

[nocturne bloom]

Consoles are fully capable of modding games.
The issues is the permissions given by the company who owns said console. Its one major reason I HATE Playstation

[wicked pike]

I don't think the last one ever ended

[arctic shoal]

Pretty much, I still remember the skyrim scandal

[twin dirge]

I can mod bg3 and STALKER 2, why can I mod them but not other games

[nocturne bloom]

You dont need to remember it when its still ongoing

[ripe tangle]

it’s kinda like how English and German have different characters from eachother despite both using a “Latin Script” but like, English doesn’t have ü or ß and German doesn’t use every letter the same way English does.

[hasty sky]

Yeah no shit yall wouldn't be able to tell em apart when you don't live here

[nocturne bloom]

Playstation doesnt allow mods that change parts of games

[somber stream]

Though jokes aside, i've seen Croatians and Serbs, Albanian getting along just fine with each other here

[wicked pike]

Baltic race wars don't really end, they just get overshadowed by another race war

[astral basin]

Incan of the Well Travelled Dynasty

[somber stream]

When she said gross but she's German

[analog marsh]

Yeah PS mods are super cooked. No idea why they don't allow code mods.

[wicked pike]

(I am joking, just to be clear)

[nocturne bloom]

So if you want my opinion, console users should have mods acess but its the consoles company that needs the attention brought to. Not game devs

[astral basin]

Being called gross by a german woman 🤔

[jaunty path]

Yall ever assess art and like

[wicked pike]

It means big

[jaunty path]

try so hard to pry meaning out of it

[somber stream]

Groß = big

[wicked pike]

Constantly

[hasty sky]

Nah cos I'm not in school anymore lol

[jaunty path]

Try to find some kind of pattern, some sense to be made.

[amber delta]

100 different Slavic groups that have been at war with each other for no discernible reason for generations the moment Russians show up:

[jaunty path]

A kind of hard consistency

trying to put things together

and it just hardly stick

s

[wicked pike]

I'm operating on so many levels of irony that I have no idea what I actually believe

[astral basin]

Cute. Shes lying to me.
How sweet.

[ripe tangle]

Gross technically means big in English too, it meaning something disgusting or unslightly is a rather new edition to the lexicon only like 120 or so years ago at the most.

[astral basin]

[jaunty path]

It just doesn't add up to anything greater than what it is on its surface

And for some reason

thats not disappointing.

[ripe tangle]

but otherwise Gross means Big or Great in English too.

[jaunty path]

How do you bore meaning out of art work like ENA or zdzisław beksiński's work?

[misty trench]

I see

it's an issue that goes beyond Fatshark though because they'd have to get it by Microsoft and Sony first, and that's assuming FS cares to divert attention/effort/resources towards it.

The uhhhh logistics of it all make it highly unlikely if not straight up out of the question

[wicked pike]

Russia doing more to resolve race relations than the entire western world just by showing up

[arctic shoal]

[jaunty path]

With the ladder it's more clear it has themes of war, despair and hardship.

the former.....

its just

[modern bobcat]

And yet ein Groschen is smol

[jaunty path]

so much art forms all in one place.

[arctic shoal]

more notes, this is already more fruitful than reddit

[ripe tangle]

They all unite because they all hate Russians more than they hate eachother.

[jaunty path]

3d, 2d,

So many different art styles and languages

[wicked pike]

3d6

[amber delta]

[jaunty path]

Japanese is so prominent in ENA for some reason

[wicked pike]

I rolled 6

[jaunty path]

ENA Dream BBQ has like...I don't know how many languages.

[hasty sky]

Not even 100% true but alright

[somber stream]

Klein, Groschen means penny

[amber delta]

it's 100% true

[jaunty path]

European countries teaing eachother apart as usual

[ripe tangle]

It’s a joke

[misty trench]

this is already more fruitful than reddit
low bar xd

[modern bobcat]

Yes, pennies are smol exactly

[hasty sky]

Kinda impossible to tell tbh

[modern bobcat]

Germans and puns tsk tsk

[wicked pike]

Germans make jokes too.

[ripe tangle]

have a Jaffa Cake.

it’ll make you feel better

[wicked pike]

And you have to laugh or they'll get angry

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[misty trench]

German humour is no laughing matter

[modern bobcat]

"My dog has no nose."
'How does he smell??'
"terrible"

[somber stream]

[ripe tangle]

Ha!

[wicked pike]

Or maybe you're not supposed to laugh until the LAUGH sign lights up

[astral basin]

Better

[jaunty path]

im starving ngl

[astral basin]

AND its an owl

[wicked pike]

I don't know, I can't speak German

[earnest oyster]

you know i recently, started spitballing ideas with a friend, maybe Poland and Lithuania should remake the Commonwealth and start building nukes (for self defense obv, not world domination lolz)

[hasty sky]

Same I should go eat

[astral basin]

Truly the cats of the bird world

[jaunty path]

lmfao

[amber delta]

every country should own nukes

[ripe tangle]

what’re the cats of the fish world?

[fiery wave]

Then again, my English name is the same, just on a lesser degree. People use all kinda of fuel to bully so...

[wicked pike]

They might as well. Someone needs to stop the Golden Hoard

[jaunty path]

Seals. Literally sea and lion fused together

though

they arent fish

:(

[ripe tangle]

but Seals aren’t fish

[misty trench]

seals are also hella dog like ngl

[jaunty path]

Society.

[somber stream]

Seals are sea dog

[ripe tangle]

they’re Navy Special Forces guys who write books about their exploits

[jaunty path]

now I wanna watch a seal video

[arctic shoal]

No. Only Big Boss should have them

[jaunty path]

I need to watch fewer youtube videos

and listen to more music

[misty trench]

actual seals would be much better and much more honest authors

[earnest oyster]

seals are sea doggos, owls are air cats

[wicked pike]

Yeah and they won't shut up about it

[somber stream]

Water cat would be Otter

[modern bobcat]

Wotter Cat

[hasty sky]

True I can verify this

[warm gyro]

Baldur's Gate 3 mods for console are actually more extensive than you'd expect.

https://www.thegamer.com/baldurs-gate-3-bg3-best-console-mods/

I don't think console players should be "accountable" for their inferior platform choice but they shouldn't expect modders to be able to do anything about the restrictions. The biggest roadblock is Sony and always has been Sony.

Mod.io has been very fruitful for crossplatform modding though

[misty trench]

the amount of "former special forces" guy biographies I hear about only to learn, upon looking into it, they're full of shit

is kinda unreal

[nocturne bloom]

Play algorithm roulette and see what's being played after you wake up leaving it on autoplay

[earnest oyster]

it's like finding someone in a bar who claims they cleared havoc 50

[warm gyro]

I bring up BG3 because it's an example of console modding being not only possible, but active

[arctic shoal]

Hear me out Missus, what if you watch the short tutorial to play Age of Wonders 4 (it's an 8 hour video)

You'll only be watching one video technically

[warm gyro]

If they added ten more levels to havoc I think I would just give up

[ripe tangle]

could I homebrew a DND game except instead of MurderHobos in a fantasy world, the players are a Classic Superhero Team?

[arctic shoal]

I see so the issue is just, Sony bad (ancestral truth unlocked)

[misty trench]

so...dispatch on tabletop?

[ripe tangle]

Pretty much

[misty trench]

I'd play it

[earnest oyster]

tfw need to do coke just to be able to do the hardest penances

[ripe tangle]

it would be fun I think

[warm gyro]

Microsoft has restrictions still (mainly file sizes) but nowhere near as draconian as Sony

[arctic shoal]

Homebrewing super hero settings within 5e is not only possible but very compatible

Unlike trying to revive shadowrun within dnd 5th edition

[jaunty path]

mm

[low blade]

You dont have to homebrew this, there's already multiple TTRPGs that are about being superheroes

[jaunty path]

I wish there were better food to eat here.

[misty trench]

Havoc gets doubled up to 80, H80 being literal tooth pulling for ego rights

[nocturne bloom]

Pizza

And uh

Pizza

Yea

[fiery wave]

Then you get anti-heroes the game.

[warm gyro]

speaking of modding has anyone ever actually encountered a cheater in darktide

and i dont mean like the benign cheeky qol mods

[fiery wave]

4-6 murderhobos, but they murderhobo gangs and such. FULL on graphic gore if needed to corral info out.

[warm gyro]

i mean like immortality and speed hacks

[wicked pike]

Ah, so you've read Bloodsport too?

[somber stream]

These exist

But not many

Very rare

[ripe tangle]

Still think the idea of everyone playing on a team of Superheroes would be fun, it’s literally perfect for a DND-style thing, in comics Superhero teams always fight crime and do stuff as a coordinated team and there is plenty of room for players to really let their personalities and backstories become relevant.

[warm gyro]

Yeah I've never seen it before

[somber stream]

Imagine hacking in a PvE game

[fiery wave]

Aimbots? Yes.

[somber stream]

It's called Flame psyker

[fiery wave]

There's also a wallhack mod that's just exestance but perma.

[earnest oyster]

how though? with modifiers like pox gas?

[warm gyro]

Which is odd because I think this game has no form of anticheat

[low blade]

If the SEALs did the Venezuela mission Maduro would have been fine, 30 guys would have died, 5 Mark Wahlberg movies would have been made, and every survivor would start a podcast

[wicked pike]

There's systems specifically for playing as a team of superheroes

[misty trench]

Lone Survivor, American Sniper...all those

[ripe tangle]

Some Superhero teams are made up of Antiheroes or even made up of Former Villains, and sometimes Heroes become Villians in stories so suddenly acting evil isn’t weird at all, it adds drama.

[warm gyro]

aimbot in a horde shooter

[earnest oyster]

i saw a seal guy podcast, it was very motivational, but the comments were full of calling the guy out on his shit lol, including his ex gf

[fiery wave]

THe joke is, the wallhack mod is allowed because FS never bothered to get it removed because ppl claimed "It's accessiblity!"

[wicked pike]

Hey guys, remember to like, comment and subscribe and don't forget to checkout Vetbro coffee and these T-shirts my friend made

[earnest oyster]

he avoided serious charges just because he was a seal

[nocturne bloom]

Wouldn't really consider installing someone elses file and pasting it into a folder hacking but point taken

[warm gyro]

What wallhack mod

[fiery wave]

Like, you must be literally an idiot if that's accessiblity.

[misty trench]

I can't tell you you're right but I can't tell you you're wrong either

[fiery wave]

Psykernautics or something.

[warm gyro]

I've never encountered that before

That sounds completely pointless

[wicked pike]

Sometimes I get really close to being happy then I read the after action reports for operation redwings and that always brings me back into focus

[fiery wave]

It's client. It's literally just perma Exe stance highlights or EO but EVERYTHING when they spawn.

[low blade]

Shotuout to the Lone Survior guy who can be heard on video running away while his team is like "DUDE COME BACK DONT LEAVE". And Chris Kyle lied about his record when he was already number one anyway which is just insecurity-maxxing. And telling lies about shooting looters when you were already considered a "badass war hero" naturally is just insane

[somber stream]

[misty trench]

I don't think that's the reason so much as it is FS is very hands off with mods that don't "Adversely impact the player experience" or y'know, outright cheat progression and stuff

[polar forge]

im gonna crash out again

[earnest oyster]

is that some form of protest for fs not adding the melta rifle

[arctic shoal]

In Havoc 80 all hordes are crushers/Bulwarks with some mixed in Mauler/rager to mess with the team
Shotgunners shoot like we shoot our shotguns (with the old blast that launched you away)
Trappers don't need to reload anymore and fire like a machinegun
All bombers replaced with the juggler, a new enemy unit that throws 2 grenades of a random type
Veteran Moebian 6th elite, occasionaly yells applying VoC to our enemies (piss toughness would work like rotten armor, first hit deals nothing)
Plague Ogryn now comes with a captain riding on the shoulder
Plasma gunners can hit you through walls (they are using exe stance)
The Moebian 6th now send their captains via air drop in groups of 4 with each a special ability
Regular pox walkers now deal 100% more damage when hitting you alone and from the back
Ragers are now truly blessed by Khorne and move like dogs to the benefit and detriment of everyone else
Rumbler Reapers now can appear as an enemy

[ripe tangle]

I actually recall learning something disturbing about Chris Kyle, that as the American Sniper or whatever, when there were no targets to be found, he’d “find” them and take them out…

[earnest oyster]

sounds boring

[low blade]

Well think of all the book deals that would have been missed if the mission went how it was supposed to originally

[polar forge]

i was one damnation win away from auric

[wicked pike]

My favorite part was when four illiterate goat farmers out maneuvered a SEAL team

[fiery wave]

It's still cheating in a way, and even more than some other mods since it shows you in extreme detail where all specals are coming from and how they are moving at all times.

[misty trench]

like the wallhack mod is really pushing the boundaries of what's considered a blatant cheat but it's decidedly not spinbotting or flying around type of stuff so it really straddles that line

[wicked pike]

Special mention goes to the man who risked his life to save Marcus only to be abandoned

[low blade]

Drop in with bright yellow rope in the middle of the day
"Somehow they knew we were coming"

Seals are just Like That

[astral basin]

Havoc 80: all modifiers, all at once

[warm gyro]

healthbars is my one must have mod

[polar forge]

and some dumbass took the medicae twice leaving me to disintegrate against the gunner horde and their dumbasses left me to die and then dying not knowing there was a gunner horde

[misty trench]

yeah I personally consider it a cheat, idk how FS feels about it internally or if they have an opinion on it at all

[ripe tangle]

he’d suddenly “find hostiles” and it would just be random ass civilians he would claim were terrorists, which is why his kill count would get so high on missions

[warm gyro]

i could go without anything else

[misty trench]

yeaaaaa it's bad

[somber stream]

Havoc 91: Wolfer came to your apartment and constantly kicking you in the balls while you're playing

[fiery wave]

Also, aimbotting also exist. Some use it with the former mod to hilarity... Cos then they shoot at walls.

[ripe tangle]

like straight up, a War Criminal we celebrated as a Hero and made movies about…

idk what else to say dude

[wicked pike]

To be fair though, I think that's just a sniper thing. Every single one I have met is like that

[warm gyro]

rumbler reapers

The last two enemy types that have been added are abysmal dogshit. Please don't give them new ideas

I'm not ready for that

[thick fog]

Call them Blowers

[misty trench]

oh no I mean the only people allowed to complete H80 and get the fabled giant e-peen title have to actually sacrifice a tooth irl

[thick fog]

Clearly we need more explosive and room disrupter enemies

[arctic shoal]

[modern bobcat]

Wtf is the point of an aimbot in Darktide

You can tag stuff with a bright red outline

[misty trench]

I hate to say it but

Many such cases!

[modern bobcat]

and Vet gets wallhcks as an ability

[ripe tangle]

I know…

[thick fog]

Why you wanna use wall hacks mods when we literally have classes with built in wall hacks talents

Smh

[arctic shoal]

Ok what if, we got a dog...that has a poxbuster attached to the back

[earnest oyster]

what about a clown car of poxbursters

[arctic escarp]

every country has one yep

[thick fog]

Wave of bursters modifier

[modern bobcat]

They should add a new enemy type to Darktide to make the game even better: A Poxburster that releases pox gas like the Tox Bomber on death

call it a ToxBurster

[earnest oyster]

true but maybe they ride on a back of a mutant into your squad

[modern bobcat]

Please tell the devs to add this ASAP

[somber stream]

I find it funny Americans don't thank doctors for their service, but armed force servicemen/women instead

[misty trench]

Ogryn Specialist that throws rocks at us

[astral basin]

Lights out, pox gas, 5 specials always on map, consistent dog waves, massive mixed waves with lots of elites that never actually stop spawning…

[low blade]

Lets start a fight. What personalities do you personally stereotype with being a shit team member?

[arctic shoal]

The mutant isn't scary enough
From now on every mutant spawn should be accompanied by a bomber, always

[thick fog]

The American pride

[thick fog]

Any with a bad temper

[nocturne bloom]

Its largely based off of how much health insurance is milked

[arctic shoal]

Friendly Rock! tbh that would just be a sniper ogryn

[misty trench]

people with the bad teammate persona

[nocturne bloom]

But I always thank any doctor who serves me

[astral basin]

Health insurance
What a blight

[thick fog]

Love me male Maul, he can maul me at any time and I will still care for him

[astral basin]

Not as bad as our income tax

[earnest oyster]

anyone rushing ahead, triggering all the boss spawns etc, then saying gg at the end of the round while whole team has the 1000 yard stare

(it's personal)

used to be knife zealots, now i see hivescum doing this

[low blade]

Meant the reject personalities but love the energy

[astral basin]

Speed runners deserve to be trap spammed
Constant dogs trappers and muties

[low blade]

Let the hate flow through you

[lilac crag]

untrue

[fiery wave]

So it can aim and shoot for you with perfect accuracy... if the server is willing. I shot a karking trapper with the exe shotgun 3 times point blank, bitch survived and netted me.

[thick fog]

I think is less being shit and more of how mentally insane they are lmao

As they could stab and shoot you in the back because you took their lunch money

[earnest oyster]

speedrunners need to be shadowbanned and put into speedrunner lobbies

[modern bobcat]

That was probably your ping betraying you

[astral basin]

Skissue

[fiery wave]

It is. A classic. Why I hate trappers so much. 3 shots pointblank should be an absolute stagger or kill.

[civic otter]

Cutthroat vet, savant psyker and maul arbites stand out imo

[earnest oyster]

trappers are truly imperiums greatest threat

their nets go through solid matter

[wicked pike]

Skill issue

[fiery wave]

Doors? Walls?

[earnest oyster]

including 900 pound crushers

[fiery wave]

Yeah, they totally fly through crates and boxes as well.

[earnest oyster]

if ping is shit, yes

[nocturne bloom]

As long as it touches your hit box by even a pixel youre cooked

[somber stream]

I love silent trappers man

[fiery wave]

Rivals completely ghost silent boomers.

[earnest oyster]

broke: silent bursters
woke: invisible bursters

[arctic shoal]

I'm pretty sure Horus wouldn't have been able to rebel if a loyalist trapper hit him

[earnest oyster]

if i wasnt in a discord call i wouldnt even know what killed me XD

[somber stream]

At least you might survive a burster

Trapper, you're cooked

[fiery wave]

Invisible? Well, have enough ping and you get invisible boomers.

[ripe tangle]

Toke: high bursters
Smoke: Bursters that give you cancer.

[fiery wave]

Is more, they are somewhere else on your screen, but it hits you anyway.

[wicked pike]

He looks so happy

[low blade]

For me I associate Cutthroat vet with those level 900 vets I see a lot. Savant is surprising, but I get Maul. Its overpicked and so you see it on everyone + negativity bias kicks in

[misty trench]

Horus would've lost on day 1 if he'd been put up against a purg psyker

[gloomy void]

Not even a ton. Lightwork

[arctic shoal]

What about ClusterBurster
A burster that explodes into smaller Bursters

Which leads into the Matriosca Burster

[earnest oyster]

find you a girl that looks at you that poxburster looks at his victim

[wicked pike]

Why weren't the rejects present during the hours heresy?

[acoustic pebble]

How about we just bust?

[misty trench]

they were rejected

[wicked pike]

Ok that's fair

[gloomy void]

The buster

[wicked pike]

Sounds like heresy

[modern bobcat]

They were worried that the Ogryn would mog Horus

[acoustic pebble]

I put the bust in poxbusters

[nocturne bloom]

Instructions unclear, woke up on the side of the road with a scar on the side of my torso

[civic otter]

Savant is moreso because nearly every exceptional psyker ever seems to be on seer, sooometimes loner. Cutthroat is indeed two sided. You do have players like that but you also have the new players who saw "play cutthroat personality because he sounds the sickest" kinda reels online

[misty trench]

GW told the rejects that they can't intervene in the Horus Heresy because it would be heavily damaging to profit margins

[astral basin]

Beast of nurgle should start vomiting nurglings

[low blade]

They should add the Necromundan spiders to Darktide

[gloomy void]

Poxbusters is a unique version of the blight spreads modifier that just makes the corruption pools white

[wicked pike]

I'm sure we can spin this as a spin off series. 50 more novels and like three more games

[low blade]

That old vintage shit

[earnest oyster]

maybe the lost kidneys is the friends we made along the way

[wicked pike]

Doubtful

[astral basin]

@twin dirge

[gloomy void]

Thinking of running a triple HP curios true grit arbites for the memes

[astral basin]

Whats the going rate for a pox hound these days anyways

[gloomy void]

Peak shit

[somber stream]

about 20-30 pox hounds if the director is feeling funny

I've had that yesterday in Maelstrom

[modern bobcat]

I wonder a Pox BullyXL

[astral basin]

Rofl copter goes soy soy soy

[earnest oyster]

that soypog makes me wanna slay some heretics

[fiery wave]

3 at a time min.

Also 3 trappers at once happens.

This is just Mortis trials but not...

[earnest oyster]

or a trapper inside a trapper

while another trapper runs to their aid

[modern bobcat]

Somebody call for a webgun?

[twin dirge]

Shoo, they said I'd get them back in a month

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Trapper is kinda cute

If only she wasn't such a cunt

[earnest oyster]

Inquisition, yes this person

[delicate vapor]

I am playing animal crossing and have no idea what im doing

[arctic escarp]

you cross animals I imagine

[arctic shoal]

Please try the cackling trapper mod
It makes them cackle and laugh every half a second, makes it imposible to hear anything but her

[somber stream]

Oh goodness me

I need that

[delicate vapor]

[arctic shoal]

HEHEHEHE

'Didn't you hear the boss?'

No

[somber stream]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[fiery wave]

Naw, triple netter shotgun.

[little violet]

Not the nutter shutgon

[lilac crag]

no

[little violet]

[fiery wave]

I DO NOT NEED EXTRA TRAUMA.

[slow verge]

anyone ever complete 16 grimores/scriptures a week regularly D:?

[arctic escarp]

I always switch those

[little violet]

You had me confuse at "a week regularly"

[somber stream]

Music to mine ears, but also wouldn't that enhance the chance for you to detect her?

[hasty sky]

Not rlly

Buggy sound engine and all that

[somber stream]

So that doesn't fix her going silent every now and then

[astral basin]

Its the british in her
Its innate

[hasty sky]

Too much sound just makes sounds stop playint

[low blade]

Necromunda has webguns if you ever want your friend to stop talking to you

[wide seal]

what the hell is wrong with this game? trying to start a lv 10 havoc, i invite 3 20+ clearance player and it says unable to start game w current players

[fiery wave]

I LITERALLY HEAR THE BITCH FASTER THAN YOU DO.

[wide seal]

co-op campaign dont work properly either

[low blade]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/567

[wide seal]

monetization sure as fuck works properly

[arctic shoal]

Make sure everyone collected their weekly rewards

[wide seal]

ty

[tired flume]

game has been completely ridiculous lately

[hasty sky]

lately

[tired flume]

this has gotten so much worse recently no?

poxbursters are just so oppressive now

[fiery wave]

I had 1 refused to ignite next to me 4 times in a row.

[hasty sky]

With havoc maybe but this has been a pretty significant issue since I first started playing the game

[tired flume]

yeah this has been in the game for sure

[fiery wave]

Which is horrible since in H40, I don't have time to play beach volleyball with it as the ball.

[tired flume]

and the sounds and the range on top of that?

[fiery wave]

Oh, they can be COMPLETELY silent as well.

No ignite noise, even the boom can be silent.

You just take MASSIVE damage.

[tired flume]

buddy has a theory that recon lasguns are filling up some sort of sound queue

[fiery wave]

There were no recons.

[delicate vapor]

what or who to spend $100 on

[astral basin]

Ma

[delicate vapor]

[arctic shoal]

I run cackling trapper with the burster modification

They still remain silent occasionally when ragers are involved

[thick fog]

So me finally got BG3 and battlefield 6

[fiery wave]

Why are you asking that in a public Discord, you know people will ask you for it?

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

Oh, yeah, havoc is now 50 million ragers as well.

[somber stream]

You should paypal that to me

[misty trench]

obviously the $100 should go to me, it's the only logical and ethical choice

[thick fog]

Funny because I really spent 93$ for both games lmao

So is nearly 100$

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

I got here first

[misty trench]

trade offer:

I get: $100
you get: to give me $100

[fiery wave]

Also, the sale is still on, you could get more games, you know.

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

oh really

let me think

[fiery wave]

Why angry?

[delicate vapor]

hungry

confused

[fiery wave]

Then go eat, then come back and make up your mind? Or just use that hundred to spoil yourself with a good meal.

[delicate vapor]

hmm

[arctic escarp]

gotta flex the $100 gift card to les peasants yanno

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

What?

[delicate vapor]

thinking

[fiery wave]

True, I guess. But wouldn't it better to just use it and then point out all the new stuff if so?

[arctic escarp]

mayhaps

[acoustic pebble]

Slaanesh meddling

[arctic escarp]

Freaktide

[winged oasis]

grunts are flak armored, and specialists are carapace armored right

or does everyone use the same type of armor in heretic mode

[low blade]

They should disregard evevryones drip wishlist and add something Chinese

[fiery wave]

You mean horse themed.

[low blade]

No.

[fiery wave]

You mean, yes.

Look up what this year's animal is.

[low blade]

I know this, but I dont want horses (Attillan Rough Riders would be okay I guess)

What I want is something CHinese

In a very Chinese part of my life rn

[fiery wave]

But the CNY red packets though.

[low blade]

Could have both

Fatshark could make one william dollars with something vaguely Japanese because weebs love whaling

[somber stream]

is there any Japanese Regiment in 40k?

I don't recall there being any

Cat girls, however

[slow verge]

is it just me or the server is potato at the moment?

[fiery wave]

FELINIDS?

[low blade]

Not really, nope

[thick fog]

Always

[fiery wave]

This is normal.

[somber stream]

[low blade]

Felinid fans when the Felinids look like Khajiit with mange and rabies and not a neko waifu

[slow verge]

so hard to survive on hive scum when you're 500 ping

[arctic escarp]

I mean just any cavalry or mechanized regiments

[fiery wave]

Hey, some ppl like Khajiits.

[gloomy void]

Man i wish i enjoyed Arbites more. I like my hardass cop character but man is it boring to play😭

[low blade]

With Mange

[modern bobcat]

Caius Cosades mainlining that skooma like its peptides

[low blade]

Go on?

[gloomy void]

Still would

[somber stream]

It's a win either way

[arctic escarp]

#darktide-pics-vids message

[arctic escarp]

tbh idk anything past that

[arctic escarp]

casually becomes overpowered without much investment

[gloomy void]

I just wanna play tall toxic yuri cop lady. Them they curse me with this boring ass gameplay

[fiery wave]

I mean, totally sleeps with the fem Loner. TOTALLY.

[hollow cosmos]

Wsg yall

[arctic escarp]

shield is fun at least when you just wanna tank bosses

[gloomy void]

I was thinking more fem outlaw but sure i see your vision

[somber stream]

shield is fun at least when you just wanna tank bosses

[arctic escarp]

https://youtu.be/JmWWKyDOYVY degradation kink (fem LC my beloved)

[fiery wave]

Pretty sure they all sleep around anyway. Can only confirm the two LCs ACTUALLY do.

[gloomy void]

Fits loose cannon

Fem Maul has a soft spot for Loose Cannon

[fiery wave]

Which is kinda funny.

[gloomy void]

Apparently she talked down a few guys who were mad at her for some transgressions. I don’t remember the full interaction

[fiery wave]

I think is got her off the hook for stuff.

[gloomy void]

If MAUL of all people is talking her way out of something it must be important

[fiery wave]

And was totally all, I didn't do it for you.

Absolute Tsundere.

[arctic escarp]

she gay

[gloomy void]

Now if only i had money for commissions

[fiery wave]

I already spent mine on getting LC x Judge.

[arctic escarp]

fem LC gets along well with fem anarchist

[arctic escarp]

ay 👁️

[astral basin]

Dont forget the quarter

[low blade]

I still need to find some poor artist to abuse comm that can do ornate armor and patterns

[fiery wave]

Well, assuming Licht actually can do it, lul.

[gloomy void]

Ooh I wanna see

[arctic escarp]

@somber stream I believe in you

[somber stream]

And you plan to publish this?

[arctic escarp]

share it with the class

[fiery wave]

I mean, it's just K.I.S.S.I.N.G., right?

[somber stream]

sigh

[low blade]

Before marriage?

[astral basin]

Licht-disappointment

[somber stream]

It won't be sloppy, that much I'll try my damnest

[low blade]

Licht be like

[fiery wave]

HRM?

[fiery wave]

Maybe you might be interested in yuri, would help. :3

[astral basin]

Oh come now licht

Give us the big boi banner special

[fiery wave]

And maybe then I'll pester for my vet being SMUG so i can spam it.

[lilac crag]

alternatively, shoot kari

Zek's commission is waiting German boy!!!!!

[somber stream]

There's a queqe

Kari's first in line

I have yet to forgot yours, worry not

No tide today btw

[fiery wave]

Mostly cos I started being annoying like how many months in advance?

[astral basin]

Licht has been called to the mines

[low blade]

Killing
Insane
Schismatic
Separatists
In-The-Company-Of
Noble
Grendyl

[fiery wave]

Well, technically, they also do that.

[astral basin]

Feet man feet man lend us your wisdom

[gloomy void]

I would like to commission art of my ogyrn hitting the griddy. I am prepared to pay with havoc carries

[low blade]

[low blade]

That being said I doubt mods will kill you over it

[somber stream]

Just kissing is fine

[fiery wave]

It's kissing. Why would they?

[somber stream]

Unless full tongue, which it won't be

[low blade]

And the toes speaketh...buy a Necromunda gang

[fiery wave]

How would you know anyway?

[somber stream]

Who else is drawing?

[fiery wave]

HRMPH.

[astral basin]

@spagg moment

[somber stream]

Plenty of art to be done this year

And hopefully i'll get to quit my current job as well

[astral basin]

Ts only started

[low blade]

Next Darktide weapon is a 16 foot pike

[astral basin]

If only

[feral vessel]

giant banner with a spike

would be pretty cool though

[elder merlin]

Yo @misty trench, can you get rid of this shit?

[low blade]

Oh boy I cant wait to strike big on this crypto!

By Talos this cant be happening...

📉

I'm RUINED

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

First time?

[low blade]

Actually no, my bankrupcy lawyer gives me frequent flier discounts now

[arctic escarp]

[feral vessel]

that time of the month again?

[misty trench]

man we're really doing this in 2026 still huh

[little marten]

The big Twenny Twenny six

[fiery wave]

Scammers are going to scam either way.

[arctic escarp]

you mean 1 AK

[little marten]

🫡

[somber stream]

The year is M42.671. You have been stranding onboard a recue pod after an ambush from the Green skins for weeks now, supply is running low, life support is steadily failing

You hear a faint signal

You rush toward the console! The power is insufficient to receive and send a respond, not unless you take the risk and relay the remaining power to boost the signal.

You took it

It is done, the SOS message was sent, you pray to the God Emperor that it's friendly and they will come to pick you up. Days later

That incoming signal is getting stronger as your pod drift toward its direction, the message became clear

"Hot single felinids near your system, contact now for the time of your life!"
.
.
"Nice"
You uttered your last word before the life support ran out.

[amber delta]

🔇

[arctic escarp]

nice

[amber delta]

report to the ship as soon as possible we'll bang ok

[round mica]

Nah you see im different id survive that to find the hot felinids in my area

[slate skiff]

have they fixed tide yet

[round mica]

Fixed what

[amber delta]

no quickplay in havoc

[round mica]

Quickplay? What do you mean? You don't love applying 50 for groups in the party finder only to get refused all 50 times?

Inconceivable

@ wardens, flay this man alive

[slate skiff]

hitboxes and optimization?

[round mica]

Games will never be optimized in this day and age of gaming tbh but idk what you're talking about hitboxes

[amber delta]

then finally find a stack, play a mission, lose halfway through only for everyone to leave immediately instead of trying again so I have to go through applying all over again

truly peak experience

[modern bobcat]

You should ask FS nicely to add quickplay to Havoc maybe

[twin flower]

Sounds about right

[round mica]

That's why I only play just enough havoc games to earn some mats and then go back to normal auric queue

[amber delta]

auric is getting too boring for me

[round mica]

Anyways me thinks havoc rewards should be daily

[twin flower]

Wouldn't be much of a grind imo but yeah

[amber delta]

H25-30 is where I enjoy the diff the most rn

[round mica]

Macintosk you don't understand brother I NEEEEEEED those materials I NEEEED them

[twin flower]

I need to go back to Havocs reeee

[slate skiff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DogBkD0_APU&t=547s

[twin flower]

How else will Obese Fish make sure that you come back to the game every week

Same with the slop shop

[round mica]

Slop shop is an incredible name for the commodore shop

[twin flower]

Do they even add new stuff on it reee

[modest flume]

FWIW high Havoc rewards are juicy

[round mica]

Idk ik im mad i never got to buy the vostroyan outfit

[modern bobcat]

I think you would find your joy for Darktide again if they brought back the Loner talent for all classes

[modest flume]

I haven't worried about materials since 2023 so I actually don't pay attention to what I get, but still

[twin flower]

Need more docket sinks

Vet Gambling Den when

[feral vessel]

@brazen pelican HI SLAANESHI NEUROLICTORR

[twin flower]

I got like a hefty amount from the past 3 events so am good on mats as well lmao

[brazen pelican]

Henlo!

[amber delta]

monkey's paw, Havoc get quickplay but every class can only use loner

[round mica]

Fuck you FUCK YOU i have 19 diamantine and only 1k plasteel STOP SHOVING IT IN MY FACE THAT YOURE RICH WHILE IM IN POVERTY

[feral vessel]

we're rich

[amber delta]

lol poor people

[brazen pelican]

We're rich!

[twin flower]

Poor 🫵

[feral vessel]

We're rich!

[modest flume]

Fuck me? Not before the first date

[feral vessel]

after the 3rd?

[twin flower]

Lmao

[round mica]

Not me

[jaunty path]

Play havoc 20+ every week to get ur money up

[modest flume]

Eh why not, if we got good chemistry going

[twin flower]

Spoicy

[modest flume]

No need to delay the inevitable

[modern bobcat]

Playing one Havoc per week = wealth

[jaunty path]

havoc 20 at least

[round mica]

IM TRYING MY BEST BUT AT MOST I CAN BARELY GO PAST 15 OK

[jaunty path]

You want good pay out

[feral vessel]

ethics class taught me that apparently you should only start considering a legit relationship if you manage to last 3 full-length dates without any major fuckups

[twin flower]

You want teammates I need Havoc teammates too ngl

[modest flume]

I think it's important to see all sides (or at least as many) to someone as possible

[feral vessel]

in the same class we got lectured about STDs

i dont fucking know what ethics class is supposed to be about anymore

usually it just devolves into politics

[jaunty path]

Yeah I would try upping ur skill and being patient, common thing that gets you killed is running forward, and panicking. Try to keep a mellow head even in the worst of times, because one way or another, you have a way out of every situation.

[round mica]

We could play together depending on the servers u play on

[modest flume]

I can carry you ez pz

[modern bobcat]

Even Havoc 10 will reward more than several Mortis Trial damnation/auric runs

[twin flower]

Could try switching servers , I havent really moved since I started playing

[jaunty path]

Don't rush, don't stay far behind

[twin flower]

CARRY ME TOO REEEE

[modern bobcat]

And takes very little time

[modest flume]

I've brought people here into 40s before I don't care

[jaunty path]

Stay with your team, stay with at least ONE person.

Don't run for someone who's out of reach

[twin flower]

Im 200 hrs in I still dont have that Moebian black Armor

[jaunty path]

if you feel like you'll die if you run for them

[brazen pelican]

I can't, I play Desperado Scum. :<

[twin flower]

Or was it 170, idk anymore

[jaunty path]

don't do it.

[jaunty path]

Scout tf2 disease

[jaunty path]

Yeah but 20 = money

[modest flume]

Sounds about right, but I do agree that a few full dates is good

[feral vessel]

okay what is your favourite rogal dorn quote from TTS though

[twin flower]

What's that?

[modest flume]

Both of you are trying out eachother's character

[feral vessel]

public execution

[twin flower]

tf2 scout?

[feral vessel]

I hate that Boston basher.

[modest flume]

You both have the same end goal in mind

[twin flower]

Was more of a Pyro main

[brazen pelican]

"Fecal matter does not have mental capacity. You do not require fortifications against it."

[twin flower]

Flammen my werfen

[modest flume]

"Idiotsayswhat"

"What- I...."

NO

Your services are no longer required.

[arctic escarp]

Im just a stock demomain

[feral vessel]

my personal favourite quote (from TTS as an entirety) was from that little mini episode on why kitten hates the tau

[twin flower]

These one eye cycloops

[feral vessel]

'I love you too, but my forehead is always sore when I'm around you.'

[modest flume]

Yey. Bike.

[modern bobcat]

Rogal Dorn

is an anagram of Groan Lord

[brazen pelican]

Big E: "Time is of the essence, Rogal. Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go."
Dorn: "I am go."

[feral vessel]

magnus running over 6 children outside of the imperial palace on a motorbike

[modest flume]

I AM REINSTALLING THE PALACE.

[brazen pelican]

"I personally think it is a lemon. A lemon is a mighty fruit. My favorite."

[twin flower]

Idk TTS but that kinda sounds wholesome, or am not getting it

[modest flume]

Once upon a time...

I was me.

[feral vessel]

it's a great way to explain 40k lore to someone new

also fucking hilarious

[somber stream]

Awooga

[modest flume]

Created by the people who made (or popularized) all the old DoW memes, it's kind of like a fixfic for 40k pre-8th edition

[jaunty path]

I should play arbitrator again

[modest flume]

GW started cracking down on fan creations around the time of 8th ed so in protest they stopped the series but used the resources to create an original series

[gloomy void]

What did you end up naming the dog?

[brazen pelican]

"ORDO DRAIGO PRESENT, WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS!"

[feral vessel]

kaldar draigo solos

[jaunty path]

[gloomy void]

[brazen pelican]

I love him so much in TTS.

[modest flume]

Have you ever had....

a tangerine?

[feral vessel]

i personally consider the TTS interpretation to be the canon way that draigo acts

[round mica]

Missus what did you name the dog