general-chat

[slim adder]

Is it just me or is the new rolling bones weapon charm really jittery?

[nocturne bloom]

Ill buy you a xbone too then

All for the horde

[ripe tangle]

I’m full of microplastics

send help

[nocturne bloom]

Me too!!!

[gilded socket]

Hagcia!

[ripe tangle]

I’m not a hag, I’m not that old.

[gilded socket]

You’re ancient

[nocturne bloom]

Isn't every SOB technically a hag

[twin flower]

[ripe tangle]

300-something, about uhhh….. 337?

[twin flower]

iz col today

[ripe tangle]

is that old?

[gilded socket]

Old

[twin flower]

Decrepid

[nocturne bloom]

Perfect

[twin flower]

Eyo

[hushed cipher]

[ripe tangle]

The only reason I’m over 300 is because of.. yaknow.

that thing.

[nocturne bloom]

I wish I could make the joke I want to make

[ripe tangle]

make it coward!

[visual vortex]

Hagfish

[nocturne bloom]

The haters will sabotage me

[ripe tangle]

say it

[cunning warren]

where can I share pics on general warhammer stuff
that are not related to lore or fanart

[twin flower]

Uhh

The offtopic channel #zealot-class

[nocturne bloom]

I respect your sexuality therefore I will bite my tongue

[visual vortex]

What

[ripe tangle]

#40k-minis-and-armies if you’re talking about miniatures

[vague elm]

[ripe tangle]

What even is my Sexuality?

[nocturne bloom]

I thought you said it before

[twin flower]

[ripe tangle]

well, answer me then Lamia

what is it?

[visual vortex]

Not heretic

🧠

[ripe tangle]

I kill Heretics.

[visual vortex]

Yeah so not heretic

[twin flower]

Are there traiter SoBs

[nocturne bloom]

[ripe tangle]

No.

[visual vortex]

Trapper

[vague elm]

Chaos sisters has a nice ring

[twin flower]

Thats not a sob

[smoky swift]

Gay

[twin flower]

[vivid tapir]

I'm pretty sure any SoB that comes close to falling to chaos either gets merked by her sisters or becomes Repentia

[vague elm]

Specifically Slaaneshi Chaos Sisters

[visual vortex]

Is your pfp the weak ass magician from Fear and Hunger?

[visual vortex]

I thought you meant another kind nvm

[smoky swift]

Yeagh

[visual vortex]

Oh

[toxic stag]

anyone know how i can stop scoreboard mod from crashing my game?

[visual vortex]

Merc better

[lapis basin]

Whats the fastest way to get gold? (Im broke as shit)

[vivid tapir]

and I'mma be real, becoming Repentia instead of falling to Chaos is a fair trade

[visual vortex]

Play the game

[ripe tangle]

Pretty much yeah… and officially there are no records of Sisters falling to Chaos, except for that one.

[lapis basin]

Don't do this to me.....

[twin flower]

Which one

[visual vortex]

Why

Wdym

[twin flower]

Dockets in darktide?

[visual vortex]

Mfer does NOT want to play Darktide

[gilded socket]

Hag

[twin flower]

Thought it was easy earning Dockets since I got like 20mil of it

[visual vortex]

What's ur favorite God from the game?

[twin flower]

The events give a lot if you finish them

[visual vortex]

I find the lean boxes more annoying to get

[twin flower]

Same with Plasteel and Diamantine

[visual vortex]

I have a bunch of everything else but like 1k of the lean box

[twin flower]

lean box?

[visual vortex]

Diamantine

[vivid tapir]

I spend a lot of my dockets on the stupid Personality Scourge cuz I have 8 characters and I change them all the time

[visual vortex]

Purple gatorade

[smoky swift]

I don't know yet. My brain tired. And also just started recently. Sadly

[visual vortex]

Ah

Serve God of Depth of Sulfur God trust

[smoky swift]

I suck at remembering names

[twin flower]

That one game I will prolly never finish lmao

[visual vortex]

The God of Depths is the giant cheeseball with teeth

[smoky swift]

I forgot the one that does healing

[visual vortex]

He lets you talk to bugs

[smoky swift]

Niceeeeee

[visual vortex]

It's Slyvian

I think

[smoky swift]

Yeah sylvian

[visual vortex]

Gro-goroth is the war guy with big boobs

[smoky swift]

Yeah I remember that

I've been missing my arms since the start lol

[visual vortex]

The best one is God of Depths because if you abbreviate his name it is G.o.D

[fierce cave]

Where is remembering names?
I need a suck

[visual vortex]

What character?

[smoky swift]

Enki

[visual vortex]

For your first time?

[smoky swift]

Yeah. I did try Ragn for a bit

[visual vortex]

Usually i recommend starting with D'arce because she has good gear

[nocturne bloom]

[smoky swift]

Joan of arc

[fierce cave]

I'll suck you

[languid hazel]

I have

[nocturne bloom]

Am I supposed to be threatened

[languid hazel]

A series x now

[fierce cave]

No

[visual vortex]

On Enki do you have necromancy

[twin flower]

[fierce cave]

Same

[smoky swift]

I know

[languid hazel]

Which means darktide at a nice crisp 60+ :>

[nocturne bloom]

[visual vortex]

Get the zombie and get your arms back and become stronger 🗣️

[smoky swift]

I like how my friend showed me the game by streaming some of it and it take me months before trying it for myself

[fierce cave]

She doesn't know

[languid hazel]

Nyope

:3

[smoky swift]

Eventually

[fierce cave]

It's caps at 50

[languid hazel]

Heck

[visual vortex]

You can do it early game

[languid hazel]

That’s dum

[nocturne bloom]

W pc

Crisp 144 frames

[languid hazel]

Well

[visual vortex]

find a zombie in the cells and counter-magic

Instant kill

[languid hazel]

Dorktide at a nice steady 50 the

[smoky swift]

Oooh

[visual vortex]

Use necromancy go to one of the shrine rooms and do show love

Suffer for 20 seconds and you'll become marriage

[nocturne bloom]

My life changed when I bought a monitor that went past 60 frames

[visual vortex]

You lose fears and grow back all limbs

[smoky swift]

Good to know

[visual vortex]

And can use nearly any weapon

[nocturne bloom]

The advantages you get in fps games is insane

[fierce cave]

My TV runs 7 gajillion frames a second

[visual vortex]

If you can kill the merc in the cells do it if you have the anti-bleed ring

Do not kill the Tortur

[smoky swift]

Don't think I found this ring yet

[trail bramble]

mf still playing on a crt

[visual vortex]

Save him and dismember all his limbs

[smoky swift]

Isn't he the small bald fucker that torture you ?

[visual vortex]

Get the merc's soul and several soul stones to get his steal ability

Revisit tortur and use steal on him

You will get access to the best armor in the game

[smoky swift]

Yummer

[visual vortex]

Go all over that dungeon part and light the torches

It will open a secret room in the part where you encounter him next to the blood pit plus chest

Use key on cell and enter penance armor

No fear, tank, can't be dismembered if i recall too

Plus can use any weapon

[smoky swift]

I'll try to remember all this information 😭

[visual vortex]

With the rusty knife yeah

[visual vortex]

How'd you lose your arms?

[nocturne bloom]

Ewwww horrible pixel and color quality alert

[fierce cave]

What game y'all chatting about

[smoky swift]

Getting attacked by the big dudes

[visual vortex]

Fear & Hunger

[visual vortex]

The Guards?

[fierce cave]

It has 820264 gajillion pixels

With 5 colors

[smoky swift]

I think yeah

[nocturne bloom]

Your xbox would fry itself if so

[visual vortex]

Attack the cleaver arm

Dismember it then do guard action

[fierce cave]

Why do you think I'm always in heat

[smoky swift]

I know this lol

[nocturne bloom]

What

[visual vortex]

You will block the coin flip entirely

[visual vortex]

Save the empty arm and swap between attack block attack

Take his arm away and he does tackle no matter what

[twin flower]

Wuh

[visual vortex]

Then take out head

[twin flower]

Is it

[visual vortex]

🧠

[smoky swift]

Smart

[visual vortex]

No just tactics

[smoky swift]

Friend told me about this

[visual vortex]

Good

I spent a month tanking tackles

[fierce cave]

Head?

[vague elm]

Always

[visual vortex]

Every time i would lose 32% of my health at least

[smoky swift]

I accidently put the cursed ring or whatever it's called

[visual vortex]

Also if you do merc and do rush to mission you become super fast

[smoky swift]

Spiky

[visual vortex]

And can outrun most enemies

[visual vortex]

Does it poison you

[smoky swift]

I don't rember

I haven't touched the game recently cause I had to travel and stuffs

[visual vortex]

Thorned ring

Yeah it poisons you

[smoky swift]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

Never equipped that ring

[smoky swift]

Oooh yeah I'm fucked lol

[visual vortex]

Well it gives you a steady flow

The payoff is that you become more immune to it

Equivalent of shooting yourself with lower caliber bullets to become immune to larger caliber bullets

[smoky swift]

Oh ok I see now

[visual vortex]

It's not the still-blood ring so it's not good though

The only game to reward being a scummy asshole

[round mica]

waiting for the armoury exchange to refresh in 8 minutesd

[vivid tapir]

is there a best class pick for the Devil's Claw sword? I've got it mastered I just don't know where I'd be best off using it

[round mica]

psyker?

[sweet wraith]

Not sure about the "best class" but I get some good mileage out of Devil's Claw with veteran

[round mica]

nil and its little fuckass furry emotes

[lusty estuary]

pretty much all of the classes that can use it get good mileage out of the devil's claw tbh

[round mica]

devil's claw more like MID'S CLAW

[lusty estuary]

you just have to be able to leverage the parry

[gilded socket]

Nil

Hey

[lusty estuary]

what's up maxine

[fossil oasis]

Thought the devil's claw was pretty bad

[gilded socket]

Hey nil

[round mica]

[lusty estuary]

hi maxine

[gilded socket]

Fuck you

[lusty estuary]

it's kinda bad if you can't parry

otherwise it's pretty solid

[fossil oasis]

Oh right

Fair ig

[lusty estuary]

hell, i wouldn't even say it's bad if you can't parry it's just you're not getting the whole dick out of that weapon

[round mica]

waited 11 whole minutes for the armory exchange to refresh and its all dogshit

fuck mer

[lusty estuary]

why are you fucking myrrh

stop.

[round mica]

what

oh

lmao

[fossil oasis]

Yeah fair enough ig, just doesn't feel great to use imo

[lusty estuary]

that's my main issue with it

[fossil oasis]

But most of my experience with it was using it as Zealot while levelling

[lusty estuary]

well that'll make any weapon feel like shit

[fossil oasis]

True

Even so, I was still using it into the 20s with higher power level versions and it still didn't feel great

[twin flower]

why she look like that

[gilded socket]

Hey nil

[round mica]

cause fent

anyways good assaulrt chainswords blessings and le perks

[fossil oasis]

Idk, didn't think chainsword was that good either tbh

[round mica]

i like using it

[fossil oasis]

Eviscerator on the other hand

Is peak

[round mica]

my brain clicks better with chainsword

eviscerator makes brain go clunkly

not good

[fossil oasis]

Chainsword is cool but like again, doesn't feel good to use

[gilded socket]

SHAD MAN

HE’S BACK

[fossil oasis]

Idk if i'm just not using it right but I feel like it's not very effective

[gilded socket]

NOOOO

[round mica]

should i gho bloodletter and wrath?

[twin flower]

eyo?

[twin flower]

I got Bloodletter and Rampage on mine

[gilded socket]

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LOCKED UP

[twin flower]

Really?

[timber elk]

he walks in drinking a smoothie and sees the discord in chaos and for once. It wasn’t his fault

[gilded socket]

Yeah

He has serious shit

[round mica]

oo

[winged oasis]

holy shit the arbites rogue trader in the crpg is a MARSHAL??

[twin flower]

YOU

[gilded socket]

Vore

[timber elk]

Hmmm?

[twin flower]

I just know his uhh

[fossil oasis]

Huh???

[twin flower]

[lusty estuary]

discord.. in.. chaos..?

[gilded socket]

Its jover

[twin flower]

[lusty estuary]

it's time for the chaos undivided fans in the chat to RISE up

[timber elk]

Don’t worry give it a few. You’ll see it

[fossil oasis]

Almost like there's some kind of discord

[gilded socket]

His name is big boobs

[lusty estuary]

CHAOS WORSHIP IS NOT INHERENTLY EVIL

[twin flower]

[lusty estuary]

KHORNE IS ONLY THE GOD OF MURDER SOMETIMES

[timber elk]

Your not apart of my cult >:[ sends her to the shadow realm

[twin flower]

What is your cult

[timber elk]

Chaos undivided

[lusty estuary]

that's the wrong pronoun but it's okay you've got the spirit of things

[gloomy void]

smacks the smoothie out of your hand

[timber elk]

Apologize

Now

[gloomy void]

No

[timber elk]

Ok

[twin flower]

Unleash the badger

[fossil oasis]

Kinda deserved for using the wrong pronoun on someone tbh

[timber elk]

Wait I did?

Who?

[fossil oasis]

^

[lusty estuary]

uriah olathaire please help me please uriah olathaire save me get these nonbelievers away from me

[timber elk]

Oh

[timber elk]

I’m sorry….

[fossil oasis]

Time to go play the best Fallout game ever made

[lusty estuary]

it's okay you flipped a coin and got it half right anyway

[fossil oasis]

(Fallout Shelter)

[lusty estuary]

picking you up by the scruff of your neck and putting you in the cube

[fossil oasis]

Like the game show?

Or that 2000s movie?

[visual vortex]

New Vegas?

[timber elk]

Anyway. sends it to the shadow realm

[gilded socket]

This is what loneliness does to someone

[lusty estuary]

i don't know what either of those things are whichever elicits a fear response

[timber elk]

FREE PANCAKES FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!

[gilded socket]

Ts sad brah

[fossil oasis]

Probably the movie tbh

[timber elk]

Including you mischievous creature 🫵

I can already tell your planning on some no good misdeeds

[fossil oasis]

Ngl idek why I play Fallout Shelter, it's literally mid

[jaunty path]

is that the mobile game

[gilded socket]

@brazen pelican do you know big boobs?

[lusty estuary]

i used to play a hacked version just cuz

[fossil oasis]

Yeah but I play it on my PC

[fossil oasis]

Oh yeah i've got mods for it tbh, just like a cheat menu tho

[gilded socket]

How many gay people in chat

[misty trench]

preparing for 2027

[lusty estuary]

it literally has no substance but like sometimes the vault girls are cute and you can give them big guns

[timber elk]

I bought a couple of handyman on fallout shelter and let my vault to run on the Xbox

[twin flower]

Need to go shopping

[fossil oasis]

Truee

[gilded socket]

Aquiler

[timber elk]

What’s 2027?

[gilded socket]

Th end

[lusty estuary]

the year 2027

the event starts then

[timber elk]

What event

[lusty estuary]

that's a spoiler can't tell you yet

[misty trench]

Maxeen

[gilded socket]

The end of days

[fossil oasis]

No it's 2077

[gilded socket]

Aquiler

[fossil oasis]

In the Fallout universe, when all the things happen

[lusty estuary]

well in real life it'll be 2027

[misty trench]

Maksein

[gilded socket]

War, war never changes

[gilded socket]

Aqueeler

[misty trench]

yes hi howdy

[tall grove]

War
War never goons

This is why war is cringe

[gilded socket]

Hi aqualer

[timber elk]

Hmmm….scary but I know you guys are joking^^

[gilded socket]

Ph no

Its most definitely a reality

[fossil oasis]

Yeah probably tbh

[gilded socket]

Its over man

The end of days

Nuclear Armageddon

[fossil oasis]

No gooning while the mods are about

[gilded socket]

Heh. Armageddon

[tall grove]

I will goon in front of the mods to assert my dominance

[lusty estuary]

armageddon peel legions

[timber elk]

Maxine is just a silly little goober

[lusty estuary]

they just keep leaving orange peels all over the floor and it's pissing everyone off

[jaunty path]

I never joke about anything I say

[gilded socket]

SHUT THE FUCK UP !!

[jaunty path]

[timber elk]

No swear >:[

[misty trench]

I'm sending you to the shadow realm

[timber elk]

Apologize >:[

[lusty estuary]

that's $5 for tthe swear jar

[jaunty path]

I don't even know what a joke is

[tall grove]

I’ll turn it white

[timber elk]

Or else I’ll send you to the shadow chamber

[gilded socket]

Sugma

Baals

[timber elk]

That’s it sends em to the void

[jaunty path]

ill christian ur bales

[fossil oasis]

Is that why they're yellow?

[timber elk]

I already gotta deal with one doom and gloom dude at work

[misty trench]

Tomming your cruise

[lusty estuary]

yes

[fossil oasis]

[lusty estuary]

soldiers of the banana republics

that's why they're so evil

[tall grove]

The piss soldiers

[gilded socket]

This guy

[quaint moss]

:3

apolocheese

[tall grove]

Where does the “:3” originate from?

[lusty estuary]

emoticon

[tall grove]

Or is that some kind of forgotten knowledge

[gilded socket]

Degeneracy

What d’ya think

[fossil oasis]

Probably forgotten knowledge

[tall grove]

The only surviving of it’s kind I suppose

[fossil oasis]

Just an emoticon ig :3

Deathclaws keep attacking my vault

[lusty estuary]

the earliest use of it on the internet was in an urban dictionary entry describing it as a japanese cat face emoticon

before that it was just a common sight in mangas

[tall grove]

You know
Some people would like that

[tall grove]

Yet more Japanese propaganda smh

[lusty estuary]

but it is kind of like asking oh what's the origin of a smiley face and it's like well the advent of the written word i guess

[gilded socket]

Nil

Why are you so

……gifted

[fossil oasis]

That one fallout nv mod with the talking deathclaw

[tall grove]

Awooga

Or something akin to that

[fossil oasis]

Oh no, you do not wanna play that mod

It is awful

[lusty estuary]

i know i'm a rockstar

[gilded socket]

More like a uh

Oh ill get banned if i say that

[lusty estuary]

it's okay speak from the heart

[carmine steppe]

What faction do you think wins the 40k setting?

[lusty estuary]

why be afraid of a little ol ban?

clearly you want to say i'm like mentally stunted or something

[gilded socket]

Because they will silence my truth

[lusty estuary]

be not afraid

[tall grove]

Whoever dies first

[gilded socket]

No inwouldnt say that

[carmine steppe]

So the Tau?

[gilded socket]

Gifted yes

Stunted….bim not sure…

[fossil oasis]

I was gonna say "don't you means "wins" " but like yeah, no, you're right

[tall grove]

Yep

[quaint moss]

hell probably >:3

[lusty estuary]

yeah i guess i am kind of gifted huh...

just a real jack of all trades

able to do it all

[gilded socket]

Able to be

Stupid

More than stupid

[fossil oasis]

If i'm inferring correct, I think Maxine wants to call you the R-Slur

[carmine steppe]

Oh man you are so great, I hope you don't fall below everyone's expectations

Forcing you to take on more responsibilities and projects to not let everyone down, specially your parents

[tall grove]

Autism obviously

[gilded socket]

No doubt

[tall grove]

There’s no winning in 40k except a quick death

[lusty estuary]

i think the orks are winning a lot

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, whatever that quote is about war only being over for the soldiers who die

[carmine steppe]

Only in Deaths does duty end

[lusty estuary]

i think actually with the exception of the eldar and the imperium themselves everyone in the 40k universe is winning all of the time

[quaint moss]

im a jackass of all trades

[tall grove]

That just raises further questions

[carmine steppe]

Unless they put you in those walking coffins

[quaint moss]

IM JOHNY NOX VIL

[gilded socket]

Nil is like a little skinny person

It scurries like a rat

[tall grove]

And the autistic will rise up and overtake the inferior typicals

[lusty estuary]

i'm definitely not little

[gilded socket]

Down with the neurotypicals

[gilded socket]

Fat?

[quaint moss]

If not ogryn, why ogryn shaped

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, that one

[gilded socket]

Im officer balls reporting for doody

[lusty estuary]

i was really more so referring to my height but i guess i am also fat too

800lbs i can barely move

[gilded socket]

Absolute unit

Go play for a polynesian rugby team

[tall grove]

The normals shall fall

[gilded socket]

Now now

[carmine steppe]

Normal?

[gilded socket]

White women

[carmine steppe]

What is normal?

[tall grove]

Neurotypicals

[fossil oasis]

They're not normal

Just because they're neurotypical

[carmine steppe]

Okay I can agree with this

[fossil oasis]

Big government wants you to think they're normal

[gilded socket]

Erika kirk is first

[carmine steppe]

Exactly there is no normal

[quaint moss]

nothing :>

[tall grove]

Erika Vance you mean

[gilded socket]

Trvth

Poor charlie

Cucked after death by a couchfucker

[tall grove]

She must look like a couch under all that makeup or something

[quaint moss]

cowch

[fossil oasis]

Technically there is "Normal".
Normal is what is typical and common in society and then weird is what is uncommon in society

Doesn't mean it's right

[gilded socket]

Huge if true

[quaint moss]

what you mean after, still is XD

[ripe tangle]

am I normal?

amd I good?

no, I’m evil.

[gilded socket]

How does someone grt cucked on their own coffin

[ripe tangle]

or well, I am good.

[quaint moss]

nevah

[tall grove]

You’re old

[quaint moss]

lots, and lots of effort

[ripe tangle]

shuttup I’m not that old!

[gilded socket]

Jd vance motorboatinf erika on her husband’s coffin is insane

[tall grove]

Okay auntie

[gilded socket]

Heh. Bagcia

[fossil oasis]

Taking you to the beach that makes you old

[quaint moss]

making a run to the coffin as soon as the funerals over

[gilded socket]

Lmfao

[carmine steppe]

Yeah when you have to do a study or project you have to set parameters to get any quality or quantity

[gilded socket]

Why are you so fucking okd lucia

[quaint moss]

every beach does that (technically lol)

[ripe tangle]

I’m not that old…

[tall grove]

Warp bullshit

[tall grove]

Yes you are

[carmine steppe]

That movie was fucked up but it was memorable at least

[gilded socket]

You’re ancient

[fossil oasis]

It's so weird

[tall grove]

Let’s get you back to bed grandma

[ripe tangle]

I got lost in the Warp once and now I’m 300-something…

but physically I’m not that old.

[fossil oasis]

Oh so you went to the warp that makes you old

[tall grove]

You still a granny

[gilded socket]

Well why did you go there

[ripe tangle]

for a crusade, why else?

[nocturne bloom]

I caught a teacher stealing my shit

[tall grove]

To meet up with her daemon bf obviously

[gilded socket]

Poor hag… somone stole your purse?

[gilded socket]

Licia is straight? Ewww

[quaint moss]

tell her to stop following you into the bathroom, its weird and creepy

[carmine steppe]

She needed ingredients for the cauldron

[quaint moss]

WITTCHHHH

[tall grove]

Idk
Could be a GF
Or it could be an Eldritch abomination beyond the mortal concept of sex or gender
Who’s to say?

[nocturne bloom]

One of them took my yeti cup ive had for like 6 years, hid it in their back room, swapped the cap on top with a cheap one and put it in their cabinet

I found the top and took it back

[gilded socket]

Uhm

[nocturne bloom]

I know its mine because I had a mark on the seal and cup

[carmine steppe]

Beyond good and evil, just like Friedrich Nietzsche predicted

[tall grove]

Absolute cinema

[visual vortex]

Are there any decent teachers around anymore?

[nocturne bloom]

To be fair I accidentally left it in a room, not really on them

[visual vortex]

On them for not asking if it was anyone's

[nocturne bloom]

Again im not 100% sure but its more likely than not that its mine

[nocturne bloom]

I work here when they arent here too

[quaint moss]

to many xans

never enough

[nocturne bloom]

Im gonna take it home. If I somehow find one at home ill know I fucked up but I spent 3 weeks tearing my house apart looking

In that case a yeti cup will magically appear in his room

[visual vortex]

Santa claus

[nocturne bloom]

I just really didnt want to take it in the event it wasnt actually mine

[visual vortex]

For a totally unrelated reason

[nocturne bloom]

But its odd it sat on the counter for a week before going in his room

[visual vortex]

Is the cup metal?

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

[visual vortex]

How often do you drop it

[nocturne bloom]

Never

[visual vortex]

No way

Lie

[nocturne bloom]

I never even took the tag off the bottom

And this one has the tag

Thats one of the reasons I think its mine

[visual vortex]

Tag must look like a doom guy's high difficulty face

[nocturne bloom]

I always hold the cup on the bottom so its never been ruined when washing

[visual vortex]

Oh

Everyone i know with one of those metal logs always drops them

[nocturne bloom]

Ive only dropped one once

[visual vortex]

Maybe that's why that one brand calls them tumblers

Because they tumble to the floor

Or they're magnetized to the floor

Because a lot of my classmates would drop them at the most inconvenient times

[nocturne bloom]

Tbf the one I dropped was the one I used when running

[visual vortex]

Understandable

[nocturne bloom]

I think I have 5 cups and have only dropped one once

[visual vortex]

The people i know drop it when they're sitting down

[tall grove]

Why tf do you have 5?

[nocturne bloom]

My sister buys them as Christmas gifts

[visual vortex]

I have one metal cup that i keep at the bottom of my satchel

Very long and skinny one

Tastes like im drinking metal shavings

[nocturne bloom]

This one was just important to me because it was a birthday gift in like

[visual vortex]

😋

[nocturne bloom]

High-school? I think

[tall grove]

Yummers

[gilded socket]

Big boob

[jaunty path]

lamia

show everyone your gamersupps collection

:3

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-phantom-pain-metal-gear-solid-v-snake-big-boss-gif-6526414909388443363

[gilded socket]

Missus

[nocturne bloom]

You haven't even seen my collection

[jaunty path]

hi maxine

[nocturne bloom]

I have a lamia cup too

[jaunty path]

I've seen the cups vro

[gilded socket]

Hi missus

[visual vortex]

You havent seen my collection

[jaunty path]

You have atleast over 20

[nocturne bloom]

You've seen 2 of my cups

[visual vortex]

I have none

[nocturne bloom]

I have 2 more ordered

[visual vortex]

💪

[nocturne bloom]

7 at home

[jaunty path]

Show the whole class

[visual vortex]

Show and tell

[jaunty path]

y u still at work

quit ur job bruh

[gilded socket]

Fuck

My hon life

[nocturne bloom]

Because money is important

[jaunty path]

so? put it on crypto

[nocturne bloom]

It let's you buy cups your coworkers steal

[jaunty path]

make bank

[tall grove]

Counterfeit some

[visual vortex]

Fuck my chud life we aint never reaching chudtopia 😭😭😭

[jaunty path]

Just be overly cautious like me

[visual vortex]

What job

[nocturne bloom]

I found fake 100s in the teachers lounge

[gilded socket]

Its over

[jaunty path]

Lamia cleans out skibidi toilets

[nocturne bloom]

I do maintenance at a middle school

[visual vortex]

Ag

Yikes

[tall grove]

Sounds like hell

[nocturne bloom]

Has its moments

[visual vortex]

Havent met a good-acting middle schooler for a while

[jaunty path]

he cleans skibidi toilets

:p

[nocturne bloom]

There are incredibly talented students in terms of art this year

[zealous viper]

navy breacher cosmetics next next thursday

[tall grove]

You have to be within smelling distance of…
Eugh
children

[jaunty path]

he cleans after im p sure

so he doesnt need to witness children

but he cleans up after em

[tall grove]

Not much better

[visual vortex]

They've been getting better

[jaunty path]

Listen

Kids are objectively evil

[nocturne bloom]

I work 3pm to 11pm, I rarely see students

[visual vortex]

Knew this one Vietnamese chick that could draw a straight line

[jaunty path]

After school kids?

[jaunty path]

yeah I can too

just practice

[nocturne bloom]

Only time yea

[visual vortex]

I cant so it's impressive to me

[jaunty path]

Practice

[whole glade]

i got a slayer vinyl today =3

[visual vortex]

I have always wanted to paint in oils

[jaunty path]

its easy

[tall grove]

Skill issue
Git gud

[visual vortex]

Im left-handed 😭😭

[twin dirge]

@astral basin back to the mines with ye foul beast

[gilded socket]

Ough

[visual vortex]

I cant do shit

[gilded socket]

Its so jover man

[tall grove]

Foul beast???
Bloodborne reference?????

[twin dirge]

I like this guy

[tall grove]

It’s been joever for a while now

[gilded socket]

Its super jover for me

[visual vortex]

And im pretty sure i inherited my family's recessive neurological disorders because my hand is like a mouse with a random sensitivity

I try to draw a little line and my mfing hand flies 50 mph

[twin dirge]

I have to go in to work now

Someone come work for me instead

[visual vortex]

What job

[twin dirge]

Gas station

You have to like

[visual vortex]

Fuck no

[twin dirge]

Clean

[gilded socket]

Imagine

[visual vortex]

No

[twin dirge]

[visual vortex]

Id rather work at a motor factory

I love the machines

[gilded socket]

Poor workchud has fo clock in

[tall grove]

There’s 9 letters in “foul beast”
This means we’ll get bloodborne 2 in nine years

So excited

[twin dirge]

I am sitting in my car outside the job rn

[visual vortex]

Playstation demands hd3

[tall grove]

Censor j*b please 😢

[visual vortex]

Yeah that's rlly offensive to me

[tall grove]

How so?
What happened?

[nocturne bloom]

Said the one not old enough to clock into anything

[visual vortex]

They failed the chudtopia test

[visual vortex]

I can

But id rather not

[nocturne bloom]

Yea I earn my money under the table

[visual vortex]

I want to be at factory or army

[nocturne bloom]

Screw taxes

[jaunty path]

Fuck Taxes

[nocturne bloom]

And screw teachers that earn more than me stealing $30 coffee cups

[gilded socket]

I csn i just dont wanna

[visual vortex]

Pretty sure they get paid nothing too

[nocturne bloom]

Not here

They make bank

[visual vortex]

Oh that's a new one

[jaunty path]

This would all be solved with teaching servitors

[nocturne bloom]

Everyone who works here has been here over a decade

Besides me

[gilded socket]

Google plus sized Chinese women

[visual vortex]

Or just having competent parents

[jaunty path]

wow lamia is 30

[nocturne bloom]

Im 21 missus

[tall grove]

Why?

[gilded socket]

It’ll help

[jaunty path]

lies as usual

[nocturne bloom]

You just want me old for your twisted fantasies

[visual vortex]

A young person working in educational fields 🤯🤯🤯

[gilded socket]

Lamia is a balding 56 year old janitor

[tall grove]

Lmfao that’s standard size

[visual vortex]

Missus told me she likes really ild people

Like actual geriatrics or ashes in urns

[nocturne bloom]

Schools dont have janitors, they have custodians

[visual vortex]

It's canon

It's in the Missus lore

[gilded socket]

Whatever makes you feel better

[nocturne bloom]

Im also maintenence

[tall grove]

Custodians?
Warhammer reference

[nocturne bloom]

So you're wrong twice

[visual vortex]

Custodes clean up child piss confirmed

[round mica]

Im so bad with the stub revolver its kind of impressive ngl

[visual vortex]

Nah just gotta get gud

If i can do it u can 2

[nocturne bloom]

Blood, a lot of blood actually

[visual vortex]

Why

Why blood

[nocturne bloom]

Idk, women's restrooms are scary

Like

[visual vortex]

Oh

[tall grove]

Kids are cruel

[nocturne bloom]

How does it get on the CEILING

[modest flume]

X for the X God, fill in the blanks

[jaunty path]

wow so you like clean up the emperors diapers or smh?

[visual vortex]

I thought they had underbelly fights

[nocturne bloom]

The fucking CEILING

[jaunty path]

Some people just have violent bowel movements

[tall grove]

Blood mentioned

[modest flume]

Oh hey I used to do that, fun times

[visual vortex]

Using pads as ammo for slingshots

[tall grove]

Violet

[visual vortex]

Violet

[modest flume]

More tame than my old Municipal job I'll tell ya hwat

[visual vortex]

You aure it's not the koolaid stuff?

[nocturne bloom]

Maintenance is fun because you can sit down for 8 hours doing nothing and get paid

[jaunty path]

lamia have you ever seen vampires lick the walls in girls bathrooms

[visual vortex]

There was a trend a while back where peolle get the little koolaid color flavor squirt things

And just spray it all over the toilets

[nocturne bloom]

Its blood

[visual vortex]

You tasted it?

[tall grove]

Diddyblud vampires

[modest flume]

Nah not me, I'm unable to be still, I gotta do things

[jaunty path]

Ah shit I remembered he works at a school

[nocturne bloom]

Dog what

[modest flume]

but true

[visual vortex]

Idk

I cant tell the difference between colors

[nocturne bloom]

We are good at our job so there are rarely issues

[visual vortex]

I see orange and brown and they're the same to me

[visual vortex]

There's blood on the ceiling, Lamia.

[nocturne bloom]

We actually make our boss work because he doesnt know anything

[modest flume]

🤝

[gilded socket]

Ouigh

[nocturne bloom]

Thats the students fault not mine

[visual vortex]

If u were good at job it wouldnt be there though

[hidden whale]

what is a lamia

[visual vortex]

🧠

[tall grove]

Half snake lady

[visual vortex]

Snake people

[nocturne bloom]

It was gone when I saw it

[visual vortex]

One part sexy other part human

[hidden whale]

oh, gooner

[nocturne bloom]

We needed a new ceiling tile because it was stained

[modest flume]

Alright alright

[tall grove]

We all goon down here

[round mica]

its so fucking janky

[visual vortex]

You're in discord

Did you expect normal people?

[tall grove]

Nah you’re just bad

[visual vortex]

Lock in dawg

[hidden whale]

"normal" people are even worse

[round mica]

no i swear i can hit shots with helbore and bolt pistol but with this thing i cannot do shit

[hidden whale]

I talk to my normie friends and the girls they talk to, its a cheating competition out there

[modest flume]

Once I had to clean an entire stall because an elder sat down and had a vessel rupture or something

[tall grove]

Skill issue

Git gud

[visual vortex]

That's called being a recyclable

[hidden whale]

ive never see this term used like this in my life lol

[modest flume]

I was just told "bring disinfectant, wear gloves, clean well" "well I always do" "yeah but you don't always clean blood like you are now"

[nocturne bloom]

My favorite ones are when people have a bloody nose and run around 4 different floors to get to the nurse, so I have to spend 3 hours disinfecting the whole area

[modest flume]

I've had worse

[hidden whale]

cleaning blood is a biohazard, I would refuse lmao

[nocturne bloom]

Oh I know, but the worse ones usually dont take long to clean and are just nasty

[tall grove]

Never had my nose bleed bad enough that it’d drip like that

[twin dirge]

We sadly get trained for bodily fluids here so there's no good reason to refuse

[modest flume]

Kids are fucking morons and the people who teach them are worse tbh

[jaunty path]

nose periods

[nocturne bloom]

Welcome to childhood

[civic otter]

I have never had a nosebleed in my life, really

[nocturne bloom]

Little Timmy fell down a flight of stairs and obliterated his nose, no broken bones!

[tall grove]

I once nearly split my skull open
Well, two times actually

[modest flume]

I used to clean up roadkill so by that point I honestly didn't give a shit lol

[quaint moss]

craft mine :>

[twin dirge]

I feel lucky to have broken nothing but my ankle and a slightly kneecap dislocation

[nocturne bloom]

If you've worked at a school you know how heavy the doors are when you need to replace them. They always asked why I wear steel toe boots. One day we had to replace one and the door fell on my feet, didnt hurt at all but the other guy had his toes crushed and fell down the stairs

[quaint moss]

ah my nose bleeds are terrible, rip

[modest flume]

Yeah no, safety toes are a must

Once I dropped a marble Slab on my foot

[tall grove]

I broke my arm once
Slipped while climbing down from the top bunk and landed with all my weight on my arm

[modest flume]

Didn't feel anything... until my big toenail fell off

[jaunty path]

It's not to protect against foot freaks??

[modest flume]

[nocturne bloom]

I am the freak

[jaunty path]

loser

[hidden whale]

but... snake dont have... feet?

hmm

[nocturne bloom]

Naga can have feet

[carmine steppe]

They do?

[twin dirge]

Hah, bunk beds amirite, my little brother body slammed my leg from the top bunk and that's how he broke my ankle and dislocated my kneecap

Honestly one was much less bad than the other

[nocturne bloom]

Naga can use the bottom half of a human or snake at will

[twin dirge]

I can't English

I just woke up

[nocturne bloom]

So they technically have feet

Lamia dont though

[modest flume]

I haven't broken any bones nor required stitches

Undefeated champion

[round mica]

yet

[carmine steppe]

Oh okay, all the pictures I was seeing show them as snakes on the lower half

[nocturne bloom]

Yea because its cooler

[modest flume]

Not with that attitude

[nocturne bloom]

Lamia > Naga

[carmine steppe]

He who never loses, never surpasses himself

[modest flume]

He who walks, arrives

[carmine steppe]

Tsun zu

[nocturne bloom]

It also depends on mythology

They are depicted in 3 different ways

[gilded socket]

Im so tored

[nocturne bloom]

But its most commonly accepted that Naga are shapeshifters that can use the appearance of a human

Lamia, in mythology was actually a singular person

Cursed to have the lower half of a snake

I just like the fantasy version of it being a race instead

[gilded socket]

Lamia

[jaunty path]

lamia are you a furry

[gilded socket]

Lamia

Lamia

Hear me

[nocturne bloom]

Nar

[jaunty path]

u r

[nocturne bloom]

How

[hidden whale]

snakes dont have fur?

[gilded socket]

A snake lady but her top half is a snake and her lower is human

[nocturne bloom]

That'd technically be a Naga

I like lamia

[modest flume]

Foolish man often walk into sharp thing

[gilded socket]

So like centaur and minotaur?

[nocturne bloom]

Not really a good comparison but roughly I guess

[gilded socket]

Lamier

Why are you like this

[nocturne bloom]

Dedication.

I shall not waver

[lilac crag]

good

[gilded socket]

I aspire to this

But lamier

Are you dedicated to sweaty pits

[nocturne bloom]

Nothing will distract me from my absolute

[knotty terrace]

ya know i've always wondered why doesn't arbi have a taunt passive

[twin dirge]

Scaly

[lapis wolf]

I am dedicated to killing every single member of the STANK PATROL I see.

[jaunty path]

I haven't showered in 2 years

[gilded socket]

Muh absolute

[lapis wolf]

I opened my window and saw them outside my house ,can't have nothin' in Hive Teritum no more.

[nocturne bloom]

Actually, its a real mythological creature, so no

[lapis wolf]

Ah, a volunteer.

cocks shotgun

[jaunty path]

mythological creatures arent real

[gilded socket]

Missus stink kills shotguns

[nocturne bloom]

Tis written in lore

[jaunty path]

not real

sorry to tell you this

[visual vortex]

I make weird names for things

[gilded socket]

Missus is actually tung tung tung sahur

[visual vortex]

Recyclables is only for the cheaters that cheat a lot

[nocturne bloom]

Considering its based off of historical memories its technically partially true

[knotty terrace]

yeah arbitrator i reckon needs to be able to taunt enemies

[gilded socket]

Why are you irash

[jaunty path]

it's not real

:3

[arctic shoal]

Would step into Ogryn role

[twin dirge]

Chat, Skittles Lifesavers or jolly rancher gummies, which gummy do I aquire

[visual vortex]

Fuck you i still dont whistle at night

[nocturne bloom]

Kraken wasnt real until we found specific squid species

[lapis wolf]

Arbitrator needs to talk so much mess.

[jaunty path]

listen a lot of mythology is probably just tweaker stories

[lapis wolf]

"ATTENTION SCUM!" and such.

[lapis wolf]

I was under the impression the voxcaster was meant for drawing aggro.

[knotty terrace]

more like an off tank ogryn

[gilded socket]

Im like invisible

[visual vortex]

Loch ness monster was definitely whale pp

[arctic shoal]

Better* Ogryn

[vague elm]

Punch only knows bad takes and bait

[visual vortex]

I wouldnt be surprised if the larger ones went deeper down

[vague elm]

This is bait

[knotty terrace]

mate just STFU i aint tryna give bad takes or fucking bait

[vague elm]

[visual vortex]

What they say

[nocturne bloom]

Considering stories of the kraken were only ever told during storms It makes sense

[vague elm]

They also cannot handle disagreement in the slightest

[gilded socket]

Invisible

[visual vortex]

And the first time we saw a live one the tech began to malfunction and a storm began to go upon the scientists

[knotty terrace]

how so?

[visual vortex]

I like to imagine the big squid stories were actually just boss fights

[fair bridge]

he put me on ignore for saying he was wrong about chainsword in vet chat 😭

[visual vortex]

What was he wrong about

[nocturne bloom]

This is the famous block people server

[vague elm]

Then complained about it in another chat and played the victim when immediately called out

[fair bridge]

let me find the actual message chain so that i'm not misrepresenting this fine young man

[visual vortex]

Sir yes sir

[fair bridge]

#veteran-class message

start here!

[blazing ibex]

Tbf you did say scum is more glass than cannon

That's a

Take

One of the takes

Of All Time

[nocturne bloom]

Every class is a glass cannon.When you take every hit thrown at you

[fair bridge]

it's ok to be wrong... 😔 idk why he gets so angry about it

i've been wrong here tons of times

[visual vortex]

I like the chainsword but i will gladly admit it's shit

[arctic shoal]

Arbites already has similar if not better levels of DR compared to Ogryn but requires it to be active, exception been FNP

Arbites is already heavy on the cc role thanks to weapons and talents which made clob, shield and other Ogryns take a bit of a step back over pickaxe and rumbla spam (on top of multiple weapons not been updated to the elite buffs), while still having good mobility. Taunt is Ogryns thing and Arbi does not need more toys.

[lilac crag]

think we're scraping up this guy a bit too much

[lapis wolf]

The chainsword is an icon of the setting. But man.

[fair bridge]

it's not that it's bad - not at all - it's just that his claim that it's a great mixed horde clearing weapon is objectively false. that's kinda where he got hung up

[modest flume]

wRong

[lapis wolf]

It could be better.

[fair bridge]

it used to be worse!!

pre bound by duty

[visual vortex]

By shit i mean it's shit compared to a lot of the weapons

[lapis wolf]

At the moment my Veteran's shovel does more damage than it.

[modest flume]

You can't measure your digital messages with a physical measurement of weight

[fair bridge]

yo don't knock the shovel

[knotty terrace]

this is from what i've witnessed in the lobbies

[visual vortex]

It's good at unarmored targets

[modest flume]

like anyone gives a shit

[lapis wolf]

I should've made a Krieg vet instead of a Cadian.

[gilded socket]

Hello everynyan

[modest flume]

[visual vortex]

But it sucks at everything else

[visual vortex]

Hi

[fair bridge]

i weighed my messages and it comes out to 774kg

[visual vortex]

It was at launch tbf

[modest flume]

How many of those were wrong?

[visual vortex]

Because the talents were broken

Now it's rlly good

[gilded socket]

Hello

[fair bridge]

i think my first krieg build i posted was objectively shit and i was told so

[visual vortex]

Hablas no espanol

[gilded socket]

HLlo

[twin dirge]

Just spent 16 bucks on half off candy

[fair bridge]

you know what i did!!! i felt a little bad but then i learned and i fixed it :)

[visual vortex]

What candy

[lapis wolf]

Wait we can swear in this chat?

[modest flume]

Hah, that'll teach you, internet stranger with whom I rarely interact with!

[lilac crag]

personally speaking unless I'm on Zealot I don't like chainsword
it needs relatively more effort than other melees to work on a similar level

[blazing ibex]

It was never. It was jank, definitely but it was still capable of stupid stuff even then.

[lapis wolf]

KARK YEAH

[modest flume]

Atta boy. I am proud of you.

[twin dirge]

Uhh, mike and Ikes, Lifesavers, and some gummy bears

[visual vortex]

Maybe, Idk im just bad at game and play vet and ogryn