#general-chat
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You to sleep
No
You Ratty Rattington the Sleep
Thanquol wannabe lookin ahh
Sleep or I replace your OST with Yoko Ono
I am THAT evil
I am once again fuel sale safety certified
You again?
Now to wait 6 months to do it again

Listening to a hard ass song and that dance matches it wtf

Wth
You are going to replace this for trash?
https://youtu.be/NSVNbr7bkyM?si=Nr_-K-v2Yj7HKyDZ
Imma fuckin drown you in butter
As i predicted
Yes
I didn't even tap the link
You didn't even clicked it
:(
Jinx
fine im leaving
You owe me a kiss on the snout
Ykw
I havent seen axte in a hot minute
shork snout
Ye š
Snoot
Shut the fuck up rat boy no one loves you
Whar
wait until it's 3:33
People who usually says that love me
Well i donāt
Ok
People who usually disagree with me agrees
im changing my pfp again
Guys lets be toxic and sarcastically yes man tf out of this skaven

Mpreg
bleh.
Missus moreg the rat boy
There is an opportunity for the funniest thing ever
do it
Nah
ur no fun
Worst choice ever
Go back to old one
I beg you
i dont wanna
That was actually cooler
ok
Is there a Tomboy Vampire Nun exist out there in any form of media?
Asking for a friend

probably
You played the game right
Im VERY well aware as my irl friends like to tell me constantly
I will invade your planet
Why the hell would I
"friends" i see
I have better things to play

Not like i can just get away
Because the story is cool
Understood. I'll snap their necks
Are they really friends if they dont talk shit to your face
Typhus the Traveller after wiping out a Cadian company: "Truly the Corpse-Emperor's servants will tremble that a single Death Guard Captain destroyed a whole company of veteran Guardsmen."
Some underhive crack-head after wiping out several battalions of similarly elite Traitor Guard: "Oh hey, I'm off probation"
you can try to and find better people
Better than behind your back right
If I had nitro I would totally send that Ishowspeed smug sticker

theres a line on taking a piss out of someone and just blatantly being fake friends and actually insulting them
"Cmere bitch! I got some initials I wanna carve!!"
someone said tomboy?
No like i see these people everyday even if i dont wanna
Fair, I've only had the former lmao
Licht
ātomboy nunā is a very specific fetish as is
Asking it as a vampā¦

its painful because i had people like that as well, but you have the choice to distance yourself from them even if you see them every day

I consider every women with shoulder lenght hair a tomboy
it just sucks most of the time having to ignore them
but i would rather do that than to put up with people that just bully me
Gotta have that midriff tho
Okay you win, dayum
A very big bonus, but that can be worked on later
Oml
where can we find these unicorn midriff tomboys
twitter and tumblr but beware of the grooming
I consider every woman fake if they dont have a 6-12 foot snake tail 
@twin dirge who tf got pinned under a display? Whyd i have to listen to a 10 minute video on that?
Gooner
i want to see them try grooming a 36 yo
do you think grooming only happen to minors
How do you tell women to work out with you tho without it sounding "im fat?!" in their ears
Dogs get groomed all the time yeah
Been tryina get my girl to come with me
Omfg its the return of lamia
groom me
I get groomed every season change

Someone jammed the self checkout so bad I can't fix it
"Wanna workout together?"
Ask for a spotter
She says yes but never comes anyway 
lol
lucky
I luv dis cat.....
i get shot at the back alley of my nearest super market
"work me out baby im fat"
kewl

If she says she will spot you and doesnt come, get in a really tragic accident where a 250lbs bench broke 3 ribs and blame it on her

Bet i can fix it
Coin or bill ?

doro time

cyborgue lesbos making out in space
Robot you mean
Huh, gives me an idea 
Works trust
i wanna say it but lamia is here š
One is a robot the other is a human
fun
I dont like it much my stylistās kitty is sweet
Hello
you fuck removed my as friend
So when i pet her kitty its better
didnt know why i had you added anyways
Henlo
Yeah coffin of andy and leyley pfp
You are Lamia
coward
Hey autokrato
Hello maxine
Its a black long haired kitty
Well thats stupid
How are you
Sweet baby but bites ne
Did something bad happen
Iām sorry
Feelings
my cat used to bite me but as he got old hes gotten too tired to bother
Warmth
but i miss it
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS?????
This mf is wallowing in the pits of sin and despair
Lol
Who?
leage of legends? boomer game
Lamia
All that sad stuff and more
he's an orange fucker
How the mighty has fallen
Makes sense
Who's playing league here?
You know bofa?
Lamia
play darktide ffs
Let's do a party, it would be really funny
Magos blocked me for the horse freak sticker spam, you arent stopping me from anything 
Last time i play was 2016 i think
THEY JUST HIT QUEUE SOMEONES SAVE THIS POOR BASTARD
What the hell is darktide
whats stopping you
family
the what sticker
I wish my dog wanted to be around me instead of my mom
they dont like spoiders and sneks?
not league of legends
i feel you
@nocturne bloom CEASE, DESIST THE MISERY THAT YOU HAVE BEGUN
The dog was for me, he loved me as a puppy but didnāt care about me anymore

Same with my cat
aunt has phobia of reptiles and has a panic attack at the smallest lizard to ever exist and they want a spider in here
they kill even the harmless ones that dont do anything and i want a tarantula ;/
i've never seen them in the same room
Wait until it shows the character I play 
Cassandra?
Ooh, what kind of tarantula
TACHYON
Not even the most loathsome of masochists deserve the pain and spite of League of Legends
maybe its because of routine, does your mom give them more food and stuff while you're busy with anything else?
My irl friend sells them for like.. idk money I guess?
Owns a little shop even
For spider pets
She makes them go to her and now they just orbit her
FUCK HES LOADED IN
I try to play and be around them but they dont want me around
NOOOOOOO
not sure yet, tbh i would have an actually jumpin spider since theyre more docile and smaller/more appealing to non spider lovers
;/ that sucks
Our brother is lost
Im so unwanted even my pets dont want me around
Lol
Or something
you can still be loved

Living true to his nature*
He's been a certified snake fucker since day 1
So what time is it for you all
About to be 7 am here
And Iām surprised so many people are on?
Yea maybe
Gothory you slut cats are aloof by nature
I thought itād be like 3 am for the Americans
Im assuming its a cat
Maxine are you a boymoder
My cat literally doesnāt leave my mom alone
Yes
Thatās cool
They have some favored folk
Otherwise
Its my only hope
I want my gf to dress like a boymoder for personal reasons
My cat doesnāt want to be around me at all
How did you manage to get a gf?
Bill
Is this a bit or have you somehow missed the 500 times Iāve mentioned her
Iāve been with her for 3 years
This is the first time you ever said you had one to me
Darktide player with a partner? No such thing
Shit maybe it is
Still hungry huh
Thine mother is likely the one that sets food down and walks away
Cats dont value easy attention unless they are starved of exercise
Hello loser
Hello smelly
I feed my cat too
Killing myself
psychomantis voice you like destiny 2 donāt you
I've reset it 17 different times and had it cycle itself, still no luck
i must always keep playing Darktide then to be safe š
Yeah girlfriends are for geeks
Wowie imagine
(Me too)
War on Sanguinala on the side of drugs
good morning chat

Killing heretics, TOGETHER
I don't need real romance. I need weed and a Monster Zero Ultra Guava
If the numb nut mf shoved coins in it
Easiest solution is to open it up, take a bill, and work it until the coin comes free
Sometimes the bill will be jammed in a different weird spot though
That's true and actual romance
Ew happy people in public how fucking disgusting
You're funny, I can't open it and it's a bill stuck in there
Itās either a partner or Darktide. You wouldnāt want to let Rannick down would you?(he knows where you live)
I don't have codes to open it
I need to get my gf back onto cyberpunk 77
She tried it ages ago when it was broken and glitchy
If I had the ability to open it I would have fixed it already
You better be happy about winning a scratch off in public or I'm sending the guy with shat pants to talk to you about his new conspiracy theory
its really good now
Partner in darktide?!
phantom liberty is really good
Ew gambling
D:
What?
Hello stinki felinid
one dollar scratch off to scratch the itch to be a little rich
Leanna the magnificent is a title that makes me wonder if youāre like a wizard
Anyone got a 7800x3d and know the best worker thread count? Can't seem to get decent performance on this game no matter how much i tank the settings, gpu is a 7900xt
I donāt like gambling
Darktide saved me from my addiction to Destiny. Now iām addicted to both
Cat once register a favourite human
lowkey jus think dt is fun cuz gambling is also fun
It will stay that way till the end of time
thats a positive
two positive still make a positive
Sucks to suck
I do
Just a little key w a red sticker to do all the magic
Me neither. That's why I play only one a year
Might as well just move out tbh
B-positive


Good morning tidechat, how are the subtle cries for help going on this lovely morning

I need weed
Chesed!
my pens are already dying
Lobotomy corporation! Blehh!
Library of ruina though (:
I want a cigarette and a lethal injection
You get a cigar, nothing else
I find it concerning that Iāve been going āI need a cigaretteā when I get sad about something
Itās going good(iām dying alone)
Thats a good idea, I could go for a red
I love penis coladas, and getting shot in the brain šµ
Super cereal
Why not a loaded gun at that point
I need to buy milk actually
LOL
Frir
Its a cigar, not a gun wym 
I had strawberry Muscle Milk earlier. My belly hurt
Just brought some milk today and they were on special itās going to be a good night
Silence a fat duck speaks.
Nice
Cigars are just guns that go really slow and complicated
I need my bullet blender and food filler
This coffee has me shook now that its draining
Fuck man
I wonder how bad caffeine and THC is for the brain when combined actually
Not that bad
Iād prefer not toā¦
I wish I could enjoy THC again lmao
Destiny saved me from my addiction to Destiny when they cored out the entire game and removed all of the free to play content
No not- nevermind
Waff!
Thats just the fuse bit
We dont use those much anymore
The game still gets free to play content
Whats stopping u
more like fuse butt
It makes me hungry! And me no likey!
bye chat :/
by lynx
Considering they removed nearly 120 hours of playable missions...
Yk what saved me from destiny?
Destiny end game
And i also had a much worse relationship i was kicking called MtG
That 1% of people played more than once
it's technically a thirst response is the weird part
Wait real shit?
yes
And the game literally was unmaintable with it all
Ur just telling me I can chug water and ignore it?
I usually just do like, tasty drinks with no sugar or anything
Tea, sugar free sodas and stuff
thats a fuckin good idea
Water but make it cold and fancy
cola?
Itād make me better at darktide

Those lil flavor thangs you SQUART into a fine cold glass of ice water give it a lil stir š§āš³ š¤ š š„
I forgot that it's mandatory to defend every poor decision studios make
maybe I have solved your munchie woes
I hope so
The fact that they removed campaigns
The most enjoyable part of destiny
And had more campaign stuffs watered down into grindy āseasonalā rotations that might as well be called mobile gaming events
Dawg it was a necessary evil. The game literally couldnāt be maintained
This is why warframe is better
I also hate the munchies so I either make myself thirsty instead or take a nap. Or the third FORBIDDEN option which is just as unproductive
I have a bridge to sell you if you're interested.
I wish I enjoyed it more. The absurd power creep turns me off. The fashion is sweet tho. I mostly play for that
Progress in what
I prefer ff14 for MMO games
Dawg the game literally barely loaded when we had all that content and the patches to fix anything took months
alright time to meet the shaggy furred people among the trees
Like the content vault was shit but Bungie themselves literally said āwe hate it too but itās literally the only optionā
bunghole
Iām sure if a dev team could manage without removing all that content they would.
Sunsetting was a stupid ass decision tho
That one was ass
I think, as a destiny fan, even someone who enjoys destiny 2, that the way they did destiny 2ās story and campaign was extremely unconventional and awkward
But the content vault had to happen. The games engine wasnāt made for live service. After the split from Activision bungie had to readjust
Heckdiver
You should do something maxine
hockeydiver
I think things would look up if you searched for other methods
Than the usual ones
You meet people by doing things. I've met all of my long time friends doing dumb shit online without thinking about it much
If itās not working then itās the wrong approach, the wrong direction
You gotta come at it differently
I've made a good friend or two through this discord funny enough
I've found that the ones that initially happen for the most mundane/least forced reasons
End up being the deepest/best ones
Funnily enough
Iāve made some friends here I like to think
I consider maxine a friend even if I donāt talk to her much
Alexanderās really cool
Dude we havenāt spoken in months
Okay guess thatās not reciprocated
I've had friends since 2010 that I met through tf2 rp on Tumblr and collaborative drawing boards. Some from 2013 (who saved my ass a few times) from playing an indie game called Awesomenauts. Many from WoW over the 16 years I've been in it
Just be doing shit
Tf2 rp is wild
Met 80% of my online friends through that accursed block game Minecraft
Known a couple for like, a decade now lmao
yeah we were like, 13-16 year olds
Well, regardless, you should look at what I said
That tracks
not necessarily a preclusion to being friends
Thanks
but thats more of a general observation
Yea im not sure if ill even be friends with my irl friends with in like a year from now
I have a friend that I go months without speaking to but we always manage to find a way to pick things back up
That's probably just because we have similar forms of creature autism though
Yeeeeaaaah you feel the years layered on once you get into the groove as a new player
Its like. They expect the player base to have ground the absolute hell out of the previous update (which they did), and balanced around the medien of what was got
Also if you want to pull this strawman
I think the games Eververse is ass and most of the armor sets should be earnable in game, i think the transmog system is needlessly over complicated, sunsetting weapons was stupid, the tier system was a complete miss, the lack of support for crucible is unacceptable, the layoffs shouldnāt have happened, and the game balance has been an utter shitshow
Maxine you can reach out if you want
@gloomy void im excited to play soulframe bc ill be able to be there day 1
Problem is. Im a console player. And the early access is pc only.
I think i need to start over on many things but i hate goodbyes so i might just Irish goodbye everything to try to approach people differently
Why does my throat burn
Its kinda hard to do that sometimes if you grapple with feeling wanted
Yeah it sucks. Game looks fun tho
Cause it just makes you feel like you're forcing it or bothering them or w/e
Maybe I ate too much
If somebody messages you first its way more validating lol
Literally why i hate reaching out to people
I feel like a creep encroaching on someone
social anxiety is incredibly difficult to overcome for that reason
I've managed to meet chill people here but it's harder here because people aren't very thoughtful here here for the most part š
Fine Iāll message you then if you want
Is this supposed to be a dark joke

It reads like one LMAO
Oh god dude dont make me force you
I hate that shit
oh my god
sometimes it's also the feeling of needing to be invited to interaction too otherwise it's intrusive in that aspect

When did you begin playing Destiny 2?
Maxine I actually want to be your friend Iām not doing this out of pity
Tbf to you here as well people see being friends differently. Iām sorta in the same boat that if someone doesnāt talk to me for months i see them as at best a mutual and not a friend. Friends to me are people you stay in consistent communication with
Whoops I picked the wrong dialogue option, time to delete
I met my dearest friends from Darktide
Launch. Played D1 since launch as well

auric hi-int shauntlet took 40 minutes longer than it should have but arbitrator saved me
Is it just me or is hi int auric really bloody hard
Well now that sounds like pity
bad
IT HAS BEEN
Its easy!!!!!
i was right there on that one bridge level suffering
I need old man yaoi. They should make that a havoc reward to make me play it
And Auric Hi Int we just kept getting our asses kicked
Okay idk what to tell you then
So the fact they removed Year 1/2 - Red War, Osiris, Warmind while still maintaining the game on Steam as a "F2P" title was not a problem then?
This is why i donāt keep friends
Its kind of a catch 22 at this point Magos
Both Destiny games are corporate slop.
like ik people with social anxiety and it's frankly like pulling teeth to resolve because of how it straight up locks you in a catch-22 where the solutions become locked off by the anxiety and that fuels the anxiety and it feeds off that loop exponentially
I got to say this isnāt the greatest showing. You apparently havenāt talked to her in months and are saying this while sheās having a bad moment. Which makes this look like pity. This isnāt me criticizing more saying that from her perspective this doesnāt look great
SAME BRAINCELL
Why would they not continue to say the game is FTP? It literally is
She also could have talked to me as well to be fair
Shit happens all the time to people i like to talk to but i donāt want to reach out because i feel like a creep but then i say something and then i feel like Iām forcing them and then i just disappear
Except for the fact there was no F2P content available in 2021 after they stripped the game
Blacksea isn't doing anything wrong per se, she's just hitting the wall of the problem
Like if you're not in the headspace then it's a minefield to navigate
Also fair. I would say itās down to who talked to the other last
Yes there was?
I broke the loop by hyping myself up over everything neat and not self-deprecating. Personally. I used to use self-deprecating humor a lot but then I forced myself to stop at some point and it was like some kind of switch was flipped since
Its a mutual kind of fallacy, reaching out first makes you feel like the power dynamic has shifted against you, and you look like the one who's always the last choice
My anxiety is irl stuff
But not reaching out and waiting for them just continues to wither it
yeee all good, didn't mean to imply you don't have anxiety if that's how it came off
THIS
I wanted to explain more about my end anyway
It didnāt come off as that so e
Dw
cool cool
For me i see the month long gaps of talking as something i should check and see who is always starting the convos. If i am starting like all of them then i donāt see friendship there
Feeling like you're always the last pick is like, speedrunning total mental health collapse
Man shut the fuck up (not pointed at anyone) i hate having a whole gen chat discussion on MY issues but then i keep bringing shit up FUCK
intermission
Sorry if I came across that way, I'm more so talking about social issues period
And how it can really end up suffocating
Haha maybe thatās like a hint that people here maybe kinda possibly care about you
Hahaha
You bring it up so we talk about. Nothing wrong with either
Yeah i need to slap myself
did anyone else have that stomach bug where it only lasted a day with the body aches and chills but then the stomach pain lasted multiple days
we shall move on
Felt
Itās ok to vent but at the same time if you vent you have to accept people will respond
move on deez nutz
My gf loves this game
gen need to drop this therapy session and go back to be complete degens
do you think the Ogryns wipe
LETS TALK ABOUT BOOBS
I LOVE MEN
No
I HATE THERAPY TALK
Aight well I'm gonna chop up some lines
let's be foolish without the gooning
I WANNA PLAY HAVOC

ANYONE WANNA PLAY HAVOC
Iāve never actually played havoc
What level
Its not that bad
you sure š
I've done like, 2 havoc missions
Itās also my bed time I shouldnāt be up rn
||The difficulty spike is vertical||
I don't care for it
Its like, easy as fuck up to like 22
last flu I got hit me with the chills for days, like straight up shaking and hyperventilating while my head felt like it was in a vice
What levellll
And then you hit a FUCKIN BRICK WALL LMAO
I donāt even know how to start a havoc mission
yeah, the floor with your silly puny ass š„
hm
Highest I've ever been is 30
I swear illnesses hit harder nowadays than they used to...maybe I'm just getting old lmao
I can play
was it within the last few months
I can too š
I'm sure you're rank <I fucked your mom> Havoc 409t845698498795834968
To all those trying Havoc. If my ass can somehow get Havoc 40 then there is hope for all of you. Iām stupid as shit
Drink Lots of tea š£ļø
nah like, early in the year, last winter
True survivor will happen, do not despair
Havoc 40 is my last goal
But I dont think I'll get true survivor
And I've made peace with that

I lost all my fucking auric malestrom progress because I had to carry one of my friends who just kept throwing
I am so ungodly pissed right now
that's not a friend that's dead weight
I do this tho yea
True Survivor tag is useless nowdays
True Gooner
Oh my god Wait its sunday
I can play havoc
we were only on damnation
drop da code
Alright i got it
i think any tag with high pristiege is worthless if people dont want people to feel the pelasure of getting the title
Me fr
jk thats me being a bitter contrarian
legit lost every fucking game I'm so upset rn
Hell yea sec gotta reup
Im going to slap myself everytime i bring up my feelings
Gimme like 5
no you are not, you're so much better
I run reject with default frame
I'd tag along but I'm playing with the new TWW3 update and it's been a blast
Motherfucker i had things planned because i thought its monday, oh well, guess i gotta rot in bed all day then
be kind to yourself 

Slaanesh has my vote
Perhaps it's time to give them the talk,
Oh my friend don't you see, you are great fun but whenever I see you play I feel anger, hate, perhaps it's time you fix those skill issues
I just slapped myself
All chaos gods suck so hard
Anyways
They look cooler than loyalists so take that
I run my alpha tester frame and playtester title and make sure to die repeatedly
Self deprecation feeds the anxiety loop
"MY FEELING ARE VALID, these people just don't know how to help me because they're talking about some weirdo shit"
We ain't the best at deep talk unfortunately
they do until you're playing as Slaanesh and your entire army has vanguard deployment and they hit like trucks 
and Slaanesh absolutely sucks š
Yeah. it really does.
Life is best when you have someone with you
Especially so for folk with issues getting stuff done
Darktide therapists be like "pass me the blunt I got an idea"
3 maelstorm aurics passed hell yeah
ok but actually
pass me the crack pipe i got an idea
I slapped myself again
yo bet
Itās working
Maxine you are in a viscious cycle of embarrassing yourself and making it worse
I do not reccomend narrating your sh
I hate to be blunt but I think you gotta take a break

she crack on my pipe til I Darktide (hive scum)
Its funny
I worry about you lot sometimes y'know that, like, all of you
Yeah but I'm aquilas favorite
what you talking about everybody here is super well adjusted š¤
ive retrieved the rebels scum
Worry about deez nutz
don't worry about me, I've survived this long after all, and it'll continue to happen
Tough cookies in ere
ok I won't worry about Astral and will replace that slot with deez nuts and Missus is my favourite
Someone say cookie?
i havent had a joint in 2 weeks, im tweaking fr
I'm a cockroach
Good morning ppl \o/
I had an edible yesterday
morning
Im not the favorite? I hate you
Gooood morning
wha r they like
did you want to also be a fave
edible
i love edibles, they make my muscle fibers chill out
No
I'll never eat another edible again after the last time I had one. My sister got me one for my birthday and I spent the next few hours gripping my chair so I wouldn't fly up and hit the ceiling. The ones I had before that just gave me a minor feeling of weightlessness
Delta 8 moment
anyway the edibles I use are balanced between CBD and THC so I get quite a lot of pain and tension relief on top of the psychoactive stuff
I hate having to pick between melatonin for super knockout + vivid dreams or THC for the anti-inflammatory stuff
it's really helpful for me
Weed was a gateway drug for me 
AUGH MY FUCKING EAR
I SHUDDA NEVAHHHH
not yet
it was a gateway drug for me to uhhhhhhhhhh hrt
now im addicted to men and gambling
same but only men
im glad i got the addictive personality that does NOT gamble
Darktide old man yaoi when
real (i dont gamble)
somebody snorted their grandparents' ash
I REALLY wanna try edibles
I cant smoke
So⦠š
y'know, when the Emperor said "men" I felt that
Men men men men menly men men
he said it with his whole heart and his butt
skyrim when fr
The Emperor was the kinda guy who really thought with his butt more often than not
This one does not know the way of Charlie Sheen
Im so normal and mentally stable and a productive, happy person
I wonder how he goes as a skeleton now
hnungerburrgg
I'd be distraught if I awoke to find myself cakeless
IM SANE
I cast INSTANT SKELEFICATION
Billie Jean is not my lover?
He's probably crying while Bonetrousle is bass boosted in his cranium
it's funny because the huge Emperor avatar is supposed to be a psychic projection, which if is the case, makes you wonder what is that huge skeleton sitting on the Throne right now š¤
RATTLEM BOIS
BRING ME ALL THE ORK YOU CAN FIND
I WANT TO SEE MY SON
I cast
METH ADDICTION SUPERMAX
real
i should probably form a squad
but like
the randoms have carried 4
auric maelstorms
what if he is actually free of his physical body and is just some ultra powerful phantom of the Immaterium that oft haunts the material plane as he is invited in.....

This way incan loses the cake AND the teeth!
Aquila has nothing to worry about with me ever
new hudron figure reveal makes me think theyre going to make him and Titus be rivals in new lore on how similar theyre posed and how similar they look
gives me power, almost as much one cold crisp apple fritter
I'm so smart I'm gonna go tox gas my blankets now
Hudron?
Who are you?
honestly losing my teeth is something I'd be more willing to live with, it'd give me an excuse to install RGB dentures
dum
JOHN CENA
meanie
Gay dentures for gay food
Ok
Gay is good fr
gay dentures for the throat goat
Idk much about the Red Corairs to be honest lmao
also how fucked are your teeth godamn
what the
they're hella cool
I wonder if they'll ever give us a psyker bossfight
Aquila is the reigning champion of the darktide gen chat throat off
What makes them cool 
Itd give incan too much power
Teeth are nice to look at, but gums have all the power
Is this why people want the cougars�
their reason for turning to chaos makes total sense and Huron is essentially a fallen hero type
Give us psyker enemies and im content
I actually miss the stupid Burblespew Halescourge fight from Vermintide
why wouldnt i want one >:3
MUCCULENT BROTH
Lore dump me~
Mucculent
true man of culture right here
zamn
THE LORE
That did not put a pretty picture in my head ngl lmao
one of my favorite warbands :)

Dude
Food
Guy
you know what they say
man
Apparently the Night Lords are gonna be in Dark Heresy
thing
when the light is out
Shit, were we rhyming
yeah
frankly I'm just glad it's not another Monogod faction
No nvm thats a bad thing to say about
Mmm nah
Book golem, shit on that man right there
ok
and I am sick to fucking death of Word Bearers
I can take it! 
and Black Legion
Give me some Death Guard, Emperor's Children, World Eaters etc
fuck I'll even take Iron Warriors
ight im going back to my darktide :3
One of Warhammer 40k's more iconic stereotypes, other than oversized pauldrons, is a dude with a pistol in one hand and one-handed melee in the other. Almost every faction that has some form of hand gun fields this combo on one or more units
Nobody in Darktide, player option or heretic enemy, has this. Even Rodin just kicks you and the traitor captains just switch between a two-hand gun and a two-hand melee.
havent played the closed alpha yet so i wont engage on it
closest you can get is arbites with shield with stub pistol
get ready for auric maelstorm
Nah, just jump into Havoc
Shoutout to our arby and hs for carrying us
this would be so cool
I just realized
Its another incest edger
F
what's it like in damnation š¤
but it's not that much of a jump from Heresy tbh
just gotta be ready to deal with more armor and dodge a lot
basically they (badab) got more or less abandoned by the imperium while still being gouged for tithes and this led to Huron essentially seceding
Pain
I'll run Damnation with people if they want help with it
I just can't talk rn cuz my SO is sick and she's sleeping
Also the "Stalker" chaff enemy should've been this. They already have a stronger melee attack than "Shooters" (which are scab only)
And we are missing a "Scab Sergeant/Dreg Leader" Elite enemy that uses this combo to charge in while shooting and hands out minor buffs to chaff
Damnation EASAY
The thing is that Dreg/Scab Stalkers don't even need different numbers or frame data. Just change their look and make them work the same way.
ah, yes
Is building a mercenary army the cure to male loneliness?
the difficulty above damnation really should've been called tarnation
average rick and morty episode
what in Tarnation?!?

But of course
anyways i loaded in and watch my team get blown up
shit the sun is literally fucjking rising and i havent gotten to sleep yet
no urge to sleep either
Hershey<3
Rannick goes from snooty French to Cajun French
no
sleep is for the weak š¤
overtired moment
sleep is for the eep
guys. quick question, how the hell do I optimize the game. I got a 4060 laptop and a 13th gen CPU but the game is still choppy as fuck
eep is good

Lower the game graphics
go to sweden and threaten fatshark office with a can of surstromming
Lower the settins
oh so optimization is like the game's feature
i mean
Game still stutter for a friend of mine who has a 3060Ti
the lack of optimization
Mods
Obese Fish for ya
Up the settings
The sens is too low
I feel like a drunk trying to swing this shovel, not a crack addict
any mods you suggest for optimization?

No, I don't use mods
Ogryn fart reverb is peak.
but no, lowering graphics right now does jack, I lowered mine to low and it's still 30 fps when the horde hits
Outside of mods, disabling shadows and similar physics engine related effects help for smoother experiences
Looking in nexus mods you'll get anything you may require
Turn off the render profile picture too\
Turn off the game
It's all the post processing and physics engine effects that seem to help fps for me, textured do Jak
before this month it's max graphics with recording and everything run smooth as silk
My body hurt
They fixed the performance issues on consoles
So like
If you want to have a better experience
SPEAK NOT TO ME OF THE PEASANTS
The game engine, Stingray, no longer has devs updating it
The game devs still using it, Fatshark and Arrowhead, are having to update their own software due to the outpour of case by case scenarios
The best you can do is be patient, log the when and what happened, and submit the report to Fatsharks customer service page (and yes they do respond, say hi to julia)
secessionist traitors are the most interesting 40k chaos factions by virtue of actually being 40k instead of just 30k spilling over into 40k.
We pay to play online games, that makes us less peasants than PC users

they have modern and topically relevant reasons for being traitors
I'll pray in a church for the optimization update
Shark made the engine so they still have control over what work and what doesn't
payday 2 2.0 situation
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I dislike the heavy focus on 30k in modern 40k because it makes the timeline feel short and reduces the mythical distant past to "it was just yesterday bro. btw here's the lion!!!"
Can't wait for the next class on 2026 (Adeptus Mechanicus for sure)
The lead engineer for the engine ditched shark and hop over ArrowHead, though
the tide of returning Primarchs just tells me that they're running out of interesting ideas
(but I do like Vashtorr)
yeah like there's a well-defined reason behind falling to chaos that isn't just edgy shit and it's actively due to imperial dysfunction as opposed to temptation or ambition
two words: staff turnover
Better pay, i reckon
yassss. take that "its people falling to chaos is a self-inflicted injury the imperium forces on itself" and inject it straight into my BLOODSTREAM
40k is mostly just the shockwave of the exploding rock that was 30k
Normal people turn to chaos because chaos does something the imperium can't or won't

Paul
they just don't know what they're signing up for until it's too late
doesn't tencent own like 36% of fatshark, just import some asians and fix this
easy pz
what happens to darktide if stingray is abandonware
signing up to chaos for the drip
Get on darktide
Get a better job, old man, we miss you
Also no I won't play Darktide at 5 am
Why
Im on series s
Every time i load on
Sometimes its better, sometimes its worse
the more distant 30k seems and the more focus there is on the current state of affairs in 40k and the way its own people, of their own timeline, deal with it, the better the setting is imo.
Because it's 5 in the morning
but GW can tell the money is in the marvelisation of the setting where the narrative revolves around a small handful of superheroes
so RIP the cool stuff I guess
also I'm gonna just say this, the Thousand Sons as a faction are lame as hell
No not you, no one is talking to you
what
at least we still have imprints like warhammer crime.
Who you said why to them
Mention them next time
have a good nap
š
Not the loser ass rat
I have heard that chat has died several times in my absence
I am not loser
Exactly
oh and at least we still have games like darktide! which is actually a great example of 40k at its best
Are too
Maybe in wh50k we finally have all the primarch and demon bs nailed down and can get on with our lives
But alas
That would mean the war game is not slapstick warring
30k is the foundation of this franchise and where the real plot juice is at
if a masterpiece adaptation is ever made of this thing it's going to be from 30k
but that's dreaming
consider how things are right now
the real juice is in stories about inquisitors and guardsmen and little chapters of loyalist marines that dont even know who their primarch is.
Technically that would be rogue trader, not 30k
I am he, the miserable defeatist and casual nihilist
Fatshark, make a tide game where i can play as a Ork, please
Emperortide
Get it?
Everything I want is either inflated in price or simply unobtainable anymore
that's for us who's in this thing for years and understand all the lores
it would also be cool to have equivalent stories in aeldari and tau society
we should have a 40k sitcom based on the administratum
you think all the avg guy that never touched 40k would get into it? the only thing that can pierce the mass from day 1 is 30k
yeah honestly we're kinda living in the golden age of Warhammer games rn
we could call it "the workplace" or something idk
yes
source: it's me
the first 40k media I consumed was eisenhorn
same, I started with 40k
We are getting Warhammer 40k strategies

The game sure as hell won't be expanding in term of map scale so the current system will work just fine* for the next decade
-# Fatshark's standard of fine
I miss old mtg and its cliche tropes populating its fantasy settings
Ravnica. Innistrad. Lorwynn
intro with brief on dark tech age, start with great crusade, end with horus heresy
that's the money piece
for the general public
that has no idea wtf is 40k
tbh idk how anyone is having issues with stingray
did no one think to add optimization = true ?
Hey licht new year new you
Time to sell your soul to the heresy saga
Hoese heresy?
š“
Hoese
horseshoe heresy
Nah i have better use of mine own time. Like getting my shit together
Horse hershey
It is worth
Gross
Licht licht
I am glad i dont deal with horses or their hershey
It's nearly complete
Niceee
Do send me once it's done
I require sustenance
Goes to the #darktide-fan-art I believe
hay, horus. its not too late. come back to the good side!
neigh, horus said.
what's being completed? is it cool? can I eat it?
the horse heresy. hard-hitting stuff
I'm getting a commission of my beloved arby<3
sick
Horus said neigh, and cantered off
I'll take that as a yes to all 3 of my questions
clack clack clack
True
I'd love some more chaos-centric 40k games though, ones where you play as the Archenemy
Aquila tryna eat an arby
Nasteh
Do not eat an arby
What if taste good?
but they have the meats!
Wheres the beef
Plate Face not for eating! Besides, hard to chew!
ngl this is literally the only thing I know about Arby's except for the slogan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mlPE8pxs4
ONYX IS MAKING A MOVIE!
Go to https://www.onyxthemovie.com to learn more!
A look of elderly blood lust spread across her wrinkled face...
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Can't blame em, i'd smash arby too
anyway it's after midnight so I shall be snoozing, be good or don't idk you're all Hank's problem now
nite
Goodnight, sweet prince







