general-chat

[quartz ibex]

Nah

[lyric badger]

Why am I being excluded

[nimble salmon]

I too am in this episode

[quartz ibex]

FUCK YOU

I WAS GONNA TYPE THAT

[half rain]

I'm glad I'm excluded ts weird

[rancid shore]

Ok time for coke

[timber elk]

Ceru is also in this episode

[fierce cave]

Time for cock?

[lusty estuary]

more mouse bites

[timber elk]

WOAH!!!!

[fierce cave]

You heard him guys

[rancid shore]

No-

[lusty estuary]

he needs mouse bites to live

[nimble salmon]

This vexes me

[rancid shore]

Coca cola

[quartz ibex]

WHERE!?!

[fierce cave]

Yeah cock cola

[half rain]

I miss when people were arguing about what colour guilliman's testicles were

[fierce cave]

Ask recaf

[half rain]

this is not what the codex astartes approves

[quartz ibex]

Not my type

[timber elk]

throws a pancake at their dumb horndog forehead

[quartz ibex]

ow

[fierce cave]

[quartz ibex]

OKAY THATS IT

[rancid shore]

Got me soda

[timber elk]

Fight me >:[

[quartz ibex]

GIVE @timber elk THE STUPID DRUG.

RIGHT KARKIN NOW!

[timber elk]

YOU TAKE THE STUPID DRUG

STINKY

[quartz ibex]

NUH UH

[timber elk]

WHAT YOU MEAN NUH UH

[quartz ibex]

I MEAN NUH UH

[timber elk]

pulls out a massive hammer

[fierce cave]

Femboy fun?!

That sounds gay

[quartz ibex]

Took you long enough

[quartz ibex]

Yes, and?

[timber elk]

Im gonna monster hunter you and give you a concussion

[quartz ibex]

I CAST

“House we need to cure this patient”

[lyric badger]

Many such cases

[timber elk]

“Give him antibiotics and a Cat scan to scan his brain”

[elder merlin]

Im gonna monster hunter you and kill you, and skin you so i can wear it as a coat

[half rain]

I feel like I died and woke up in the yt shorts dimention

[elder merlin]

[quartz ibex]

Did you try the medicine drug?

[lusty estuary]

MORE MOUSE BITES

[keen dagger]

bello

[timber elk]

I have amazing wool so fair enough. Your just gonna have to get by my eldritch powers

[lusty estuary]

rat party.

[timber elk]

The rat log.

[quartz ibex]

The rat files

[rancid shore]

This is getting chaotic

[timber elk]

[lyric frigate]

now that i think about it it kinda blows me away how we dont have nurgling enemies yet

[quartz ibex]

BEO I MEAN AS IN WALTEN FILES NOT EPSTEIN

[timber elk]

poxwalkers existing

[elder merlin]

Wanna see a more cancerous emote than that? @fierce cave

[timber elk]

beast of Nurgle existing

[fierce cave]

[half rain]

those aren't nurglings

and nurgling beasts aren't nurglings

[keen dagger]

Nurgle me this

[lyric frigate]

yes thats my point. we have allat but not the humble nurgling

[half rain]

nurglings are the little fat guys

[fierce cave]

Yuh

[timber elk]

It’s still a unit of Nurgle

[quartz ibex]

They’re Annoying af tho

[half rain]

not a nurgling lmao

[timber elk]

True.

[keen dagger]

i wouldnt mind new factions to fight or is that the right word?

[lusty estuary]

genestealer cult tomorrow.

[half rain]

I would love to fight like

tyranids

or smth

[quartz ibex]

Wouldnt the nurgling mean we’re losing?

[timber elk]

Bruh

[keen dagger]

that would be the awesome

[timber elk]

Yeees

[half rain]

yea

[timber elk]

Which we already are

[lusty estuary]

i mean there could be one nurgling

[half rain]

but ik why we might not get those

[lusty estuary]

nurgling boss fight

[quartz ibex]

Then it would mean

[rancid shore]

@keen dagger yo I dig the PFP, it's cool

[keen dagger]

thank you!

[quartz ibex]

SPACE MARINE REINFORCEMENTS!!!!

[rancid shore]

Yeh ofc

[half rain]

even if, power wise, we are greater than an astartes, we are not capable in lore to take on hordes of tyranids with just 4 guys and a dream

orks would be even more far fetched

[keen dagger]

the artist is @_oisisou if you were interested

[lusty estuary]

DUDE I NEED SPACE MARINES IN THIS GAME OR I'M GONNA FREAK OUT I NEED SPACE MARINES I NEED TO PLAY A SPACE MARINE RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

[half rain]

and honestly I just want a death guard marine miniboss

or full scale boss

[rancid shore]

Oh thanks lol

[half rain]

because it would be a great opportunity to really see how powerful a marine is and it'd jus be

well

cool as shit

I love the death guard

[quartz ibex]

Space marine 2 casually existing.

[half rain]

but I also understand why that might never happen

[half rain]

lowkey sm2 wasn't that good

I said it

[quartz ibex]

Cuz we’d get dunked on by the death guard

[quartz ibex]

Yeah its not that good

[half rain]

a single marine nonetheless

[quartz ibex]

Leveling and the weapon system is ass

[half rain]

like I said, a boss or miniboss would be sick as hell

as like

a oneoff thing

[quartz ibex]

Bolters feel like nerf darts

[quartz ibex]

Maybe?

Or a karnak like mission?

[keen dagger]

i think some normal marine being like a boss would be fine? with how 4 rejects can fight entire armies with ease

[half rain]

yea

[rancid shore]

Chaos marine? BWHAHAHAAH

[half rain]

that

I, personally, want more maps and more enemies

[quartz ibex]

But

[rancid shore]

He'd kill the rejects easily

[fierce cave]

I AM THE STORM

[quartz ibex]

Chaos marines would mean

[half rain]

aside from 'this is ogryn, this is ogryn with shield, this is ogryn but has armour'

[quartz ibex]

Astartes reinforcements

[lusty estuary]

NO THEY WOULDN'T!!!

[nimble salmon]

I mean a lasgun can take out a space marine

[blazing dew]

I like it but it's way too rigid for me
Everything feels like you're locked into an animation, it's never smooth really

[rancid shore]

That reaction hurts my eyes....

[lusty estuary]

one chaos space marine isn't anything

[keen dagger]

i specifically want map variety personally, like give me a water area etc etc its all city smh

[lusty estuary]

dude they're so strong they could witererally kill the rejects.

[half rain]

I'd love to also see a full scale assault thing with multiple like

[lusty estuary]

WE HAVE AN OGRYN!!

[half rain]

ai squads or smth

[blazing dew]

Someone's trying to kill the epileptics in chat

[lusty estuary]

OGRYNS RIP SPACE MARINES IN HALF!!

[fierce cave]

Me

[rancid shore]

@keen dagger mind if I dm you a question brother?

[fierce cave]

[quartz ibex]

4 crackheads vs a space marines would be like. Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby.

[keen dagger]

yeah sure

[lusty estuary]

not even

[half rain]

this guy doesn't know what death guard is capable of 😔

[quartz ibex]

Psyker could solo

[lusty estuary]

I DO AND IT'S STILL FUCKING NOTHING!

[quartz ibex]

Whoa calm down jamal

[half rain]

an astartes, chaos nonetheless, is capable of wiping the floor with at a MINIMUM three dozen guardsmen

before either evacing or dying

and even then, deathguard are basically impossible to kill

[quartz ibex]

Also.

[lusty estuary]

yeah on cadia where they give toddlers machine guns and tell them to go hog wild

an actual kitted out guardsman squad on average kills a chaos astartes

[half rain]

it's almost like they have equipment to deal with a single astartes lmao

[quartz ibex]

Wouldnt it mean that if there’s chaos astartes. They’d send infantry troops as support, like tanks are better with infantry irl?

[half rain]

but not just one guardsmen

and even then it'd take 3-4 las cannon rounds to actually put the thing down

[lusty estuary]

one guardsman stopped horus

[half rain]

no he didn't

[lusty estuary]

yeah he did

for like a second

and that's all that matters.

[half rain]

he got one tapped and then the emperor killed him

[lusty estuary]

how do you know the guardsman didn't do that?

[quartz ibex]

Plasma gun and bolter is the only good guns in the mourningstar.

That

Could take down an astartes

[half rain]

yea

it could

fs

[brazen pelican]

I mean, they only have two wounds, no?

[half rain]

but these are baby bolters

and it's death guard

[keen dagger]

what if i shot like a lot of needles and hoped they died

[half rain]

a marine, most likely a corrupted primaris

[quartz ibex]

Average crackhead response

[lusty estuary]

why would it be a corrupted primaris

why would that be a most likely

[quartz ibex]

30k marine would be badass tho

[keen dagger]

if drugs are so bad why do they make me so strong in darktide

[quartz ibex]

And it’d make sense to have it as a boss.

Because you know

[brazen pelican]

Shooting the needles into them or yourself?

[lusty estuary]

i don't think any of the chaos astartes are anything other than the 30k marines

[half rain]

because I said so

lmao

[lusty estuary]

oh well i mean if we're just saying shit now

[half rain]

world eaters casually existing

[keen dagger]

both works! but the chem one into them preferably

[lusty estuary]

everyone equip volkites now

[quartz ibex]

Its an old relic of a bygone era.

[quartz ibex]

Volkites would go badass tho

[lusty estuary]

the poo eaters dawg

[quartz ibex]

New weapon was needed anyways.

FATSHARK

[half rain]

I love how 90% of this conversation is just completely tone deaf

[quartz ibex]

PLEASE MAKE THE BULLETS BETTER IN THIS GAME

[half rain]

as to what I'm tryna say

[quartz ibex]

AND MY OLD RAM

[lusty estuary]

what are you trying to say

[quartz ibex]

IS YOURS

[half rain]

the humble bolter

[lusty estuary]

well the bullets are good

IAG highest dps in the game

[quartz ibex]

The vigilant autogun is just rotting in the attic at this point

[marsh iris]

dead game

[lusty estuary]

the humble auto rifle

[amber delta]

[quartz ibex]

Yall

[half rain]

I think a miniboss or a full on boss of a single marine from a chaos warband would be a cool concept but in execution it wouldn't work

[half rain]

fuck the autogun dude

[quartz ibex]

Hate me for this but, the 3 round burst vigilant autogun is so good.

[half rain]

why the hell would you use that when you have a bolter to choose

[quartz ibex]

Because i like it. Simple as that

[half rain]

'lemme just tickle my enemies instead of turning them into a red mist in 1-3 rounds'

[lusty estuary]

well ignoring the fact fat shark are avoiding anything to do with astartes like it would though

[half rain]

you're boring

[amber delta]

a single chaos marine would work as a boss but we don't want marines in dt

[half rain]

you like grilled chicken and salt

[half rain]

which is why I added the last half bro can nobody read

am I in a room with chatgpt

[quartz ibex]

Saying this to a person from the balkans is crazy.

[half rain]

is anyone here real rn

[fierce cave]

Grilled salt

[tender horizon]

It's stupidly good rn, on vet anyway

[fierce cave]

Watermelon

[quartz ibex]

YESSS

[amber delta]

you said it wouldn't work in execution, I said it would

[lusty estuary]

" in execution it wouldn't work" does not mean what you think it means

[quartz ibex]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

[lusty estuary]

fucking babbling toddler

[delicate vapor]

[lusty estuary]

anyways

[half rain]

'we don't want marines in dt' tf

[tender horizon]

I don't want marines in dt

Marines are like, the most boring part of warhammer

[quartz ibex]

Fatshark doesnt want marines in dt anyways

[half rain]

which is why I said it wouldn't work

[quartz ibex]

Meh, but kinda true also?

[quartz ibex]

Also cute cat pfp!!!

[half rain]

why are people getting so upset over this dawg

this cannot be real

[tender horizon]

Thanks

[half rain]

if it were to be a marine of any kind, it'd have to be a warband marine

like one of the unorganized ones yk?

[fierce cave]

Cats are for gay people

That's why I have 3 of em

[quartz ibex]

Thats why i like cats.

[brazen pelican]

Sounds hella gay.

[rocky radish]

the current classes are the underdogs. that's fun. Marines are punching down, which means you just have to keep throwing overpowered enemies at them and hope while trying to make them seem strong, players don't get bored

[half rain]

even then there's way too many variables that go into it even working, from the marine's arsenal, health, armour and how it'd behave

it straight up wouldn't work unless in a vacuum

disregarding even how fs doesn't want to add marines

[quartz ibex]

A primaris would be that good to fight but, maybe a terminator as a bossfight?

[half rain]

that's too much

[lusty estuary]

i still don't even think a single chaos astartes would be some kind of insurmountable force for the rejects to deal with

[quartz ibex]

YES.

[lusty estuary]

like i don't want them in the game regardless

[half rain]

which is why I'm saying it would not work

[quartz ibex]

Rejects can kill chaos spawns and beasts of nurgle with ease

[half rain]

unless in a vacuum

[quartz ibex]

A space marine aint nothin to em

[lusty estuary]

but every time somebody brings up this topic of conversation they mention a deathguard and they're like oh but that's too much for the rejects to deal with and it isn't

[carmine steppe]

Marines are a cool part if done well

[half rain]

which is why, again, I'm saying it would not work

:/

[quartz ibex]

Garviel loken is a peak space marine.

[half rain]

unless it's in a vacuum

[quartz ibex]

Are we all agreeing rn?

[carmine steppe]

It is, but at the same time we are tittering on the edge already

[tender horizon]

Tbh it's simply that the more I've read warhammer the more marine books boil down to "haha bolter go brrrt"

[half rain]

there's too much that would go into designing the enemy to end up as just another plague ogryn with more damage resistances

[quartz ibex]

Fuck it. Seamus as a new boss right karkin NOW

[lusty estuary]

bolter porn despite comprising like 60% of most 40k media is also the most boring part of 40k

[tender horizon]

My favorite loyalist marine books are the deathwatch books, cause they have conflicting personalities which creates more interesting problems for em

[half rain]

we have been for the past 15 minutes but I keep getting yelled at like tf

[carmine steppe]

I mainly read guardsmen and Ork books so far

[half rain]

😭😭

[carmine steppe]

Oh and Ciaphas Cain books

[half rain]

I was just starting a conversation why it gotta get personal

[quartz ibex]

Never read them, are they good?

[tender horizon]

Well clearly I'm biased towards saying yes.

[tender horizon]

I like horror and crime nowadays

[carmine steppe]

Hey I just got here I don't get what's going on

[fierce cave]

Bing bong

[quartz ibex]

Still have to finish the horus heresy books i bought. False gods is so ass

[tender horizon]

Early HH books kinda suck tbh

[amber delta]

false gods was the first one I read and it was miserable

[fierce cave]

Stroke your dong

[tender horizon]

My favorite out of any 3 books for HH is like

[fierce cave]

Sing a song

[quartz ibex]

Horus rising tho???

[tender horizon]

First Heretic, Betrayer, Know No Fear

[amber delta]

anyway HH books suck

[lusty estuary]

betrayer my beloved

[tender horizon]

Love Khârn

[rancid shore]

Hunting horn?

[lusty estuary]

yeah hunting horny

[rancid shore]

Shhhh no one saw shit

[lusty estuary]

i saw that

unedit your message

[rancid shore]

nope

Nope

[carmine steppe]

It's to set you in the grimdark mood

[fierce cave]

THIS GUYS ||GAY||

[rancid shore]

I know it is Horus heresy but I wanted to make a monster hunter joke

[amber delta]

but it was grimderp

or rather

just derp

[fierce cave]

Erp?!

[amber delta]

Horus getting convinced to rebel despite being shown proof that he is being manipulated and still going along with it was some top kek

[carmine steppe]

What was that really awful 40k book called? The one with the hydra that was really horny

[quartz ibex]

Horus rising was peak.

[lusty estuary]

draco

the best 40k book ever made

jaq draco really wants to fuck the genestealers

we could've lived in a world where that was really steven spielberg's next movie

[rancid shore]

I'm not Horus I'm Boris

[quartz ibex]

All dat for genestealer bussy is crazy.

[half rain]

there are some creatures here I swear

[lusty estuary]

gussy

[rancid shore]

H u H

[half rain]

[amber delta]

imagine what that genestealerussy can do with that 4 arms

[carmine steppe]

Why would they choose him for a 40k book 😭

[lusty estuary]

he wrote a lot of 40k books before that

or wait no draco has two titles

[carmine steppe]

Were they any good?

[lusty estuary]

i think inquistor was the original publication which was his first

i got no clue

[quartz ibex]

The writers barely disguised fetish

[lusty estuary]

i didn't even know chaos child was a book

[quartz ibex]

Umm

[lusty estuary]

ermm

[quartz ibex]

Chat died

Anyways

New topic

Which gun would yall want to have in karktide?

[lusty estuary]

thinking

[quartz ibex]

Patented 1911 exists in wh40k

[keen dagger]

a minigun

[carmine steppe]

The celestial orrery

[modest flume]

M2 Browning as well

[lusty estuary]

i think i just want a xenos weapon

[modest flume]

Hell that's what the twin-links are

[lusty estuary]

t'au plasma rifle tomorrow

[quartz ibex]

I wonder what would happen if the imperum found a sherman chassis lying around somewhere.

[lusty estuary]

nevermind forget the plasma rifle t'au pulse carbine TODAY

[fair bridge]

no work today

it's time to tide

[quartz ibex]

Imagine fighting nurgle with a fucken sherman tank.

[keen dagger]

This is melee not ranged but i would love to have a halberd in the game

[modest flume]

tbf, the Leman Russ is the Sherman of 40k no?

[quartz ibex]

Mehh, kinda but sherman is better afterall. Armor and crew space

[lusty estuary]

the rogal dorn battle tank

[quartz ibex]

If the imperum locked the fuck in we’d have so many good tanks.

[modest flume]

Yeah but the versatility of the tank, the relative ease of which to produce, and the ability to get it pretty much anywhere with low maintenance

[quartz ibex]

Not the mark IV with a t34 like turret.

[lusty estuary]

kid.

we literally have the shadowsword.

[modest flume]

We have the Vanquisher too

[quartz ibex]

Bigger canon you say?

[lyric frigate]

off topic but i really like the psyker personality that sounds like richtofen

[lusty estuary]

loner?

[modest flume]

I mean, we even have the Demolisher which is just the M4(105)

Pretty much the Sherman of 40k I'd say

[modest flume]

the biggest, a volcano cannon

[half rain]

baneblade my beloved

[lusty estuary]

that's also the only leman russ on atoma and i don't know why

[lyric frigate]

YES

[lusty estuary]

i already forgot if lionheart was also a demolisher

[modest flume]

Well it's a lot of urban fighting, usually that's what the Demolisher is for

What they should do is just use a Vanquisher, aim it up at the Hourglass and the Torrent where the traitor bases are, and just shoot through the hab levels

[keen dagger]

is there any non video game reason why scab plasma gunner guns are red and not blue

[lusty estuary]

plasma guns come in all colors

[rancid shore]

Red cool

Ez

[modest flume]

Red eeeeeeville... Eeeeeeevilleeeee

[keen dagger]

i see

[lusty estuary]

i would say the red is meant to imply like chaotic influence making the gun evil or whatever but it probably really is as simple as like these ones are just red

[stuck wasp]

Cause Chaos usually use Red Plasma (official paintjobs by GW)

[lusty estuary]

that too

i'm still waiting for my green plasma gun

[keen dagger]

where purple plasma gun

[quartz ibex]

Purple plasma would go sick

[lusty estuary]

purple is kind of the best color for a plasma gun but games workshop is scared

[tender horizon]

Chaos sometimes has purple

[lusty estuary]

they're scared of making infinite money

[astral basin]

My knife is on b idk wym

[quartz ibex]

Purple is the best color as a whole

[tender horizon]

Ik 30k era word bearers have green plasma

[keen dagger]

this is fact

[rancid shore]

Kill. Maim. Burn. For khorne

[quartz ibex]

Word bearers know ball

[keen dagger]

need a yellow plasma gun as well so i can make pee jokes like a toddler

[quartz ibex]

hehehe piss cannon vet guys

helldivers 2 has piss cannons

Or the miku beam

[lusty estuary]

https://youtu.be/wpKN-U1-bWk?si=yX8tLb6KZoVxm3-Z&t=29

[quartz ibex]

Pinged the wrong person?

[lusty estuary]

i didn't want to reply to you.

[quartz ibex]

true

Also

[keen dagger]

this guys shootin piss lasers!

[quartz ibex]

The basilisk is just the zis-30 but cooler.

[lusty estuary]

i'm not allowed to talk about the basilisk because i did a lot of very bad things to people in dawn of war with those things

[quartz ibex]

The typa stuff The UN keeps their mouth shut about?

[quartz ibex]

Understood

[fiery wave]

Wot. Is down on DPad.

[lyric frigate]

purple is the best color.

just that

anyway i wish fatshark would add friendly fire so i can larp as a commisar

[keen dagger]

ogryns actually dying from the 500 bullets i spray into them on accident

[modest flume]

Why aren't you allowed to talk about it? That just makes you can expert

[rancid shore]

Hmmm so

I'm waiting for the caffeine crash

[quartz ibex]

Got something in my mind, if the seas are gone on terra, does that mean people can just visit old sunken ships when bored? Visiting the titanic would be pretty sick.

But to be fair the titanic would be gone by then. Cuz yk, she’s rotting away currently.

[lusty estuary]

i'd imagine those were probably destroyed at some point but if they weren't paved over to make a space mcdonalds i'm sure there's orks living inside them

[quartz ibex]

Imagine living inside a sunken ocean liner. Hell yea

[marsh iris]

darktide the game

[lusty estuary]

what's darktide

[marsh iris]

not brighttide

[languid hazel]

The problem with friendly fire being in Darktide is that there’d be an ABSURD uptick in toxicity

So I’m glad they chose not to have Friendly fire

[clear wharf]

Heh

Toxicity?
People would drop like candy anyways

[tender horizon]

I don't think it'd matter that much tbh

Like verm ff isn't full damage

At least not from memory

[twin flower]

I think it'd be funny lmao

And sounds more like reject behaviour just turning on each other

[clear wharf]

Man it would be so inconvenient
Compared to vermintide this game definitely throw a lot more at you

[languid hazel]

Still the amount of dickbags intentionally trying to kill teammates, especially killing psykers, does not make it worth having

[lusty estuary]

if friendly fire was in this game unfortunately i'd be a menace

not intentionally

[clear wharf]

I love Payless

*pyskers

Need more

Block bullets

I love

❤️

[lusty estuary]

playing desperado hivescum and melting down my entire team cuz they were in my way

[clear wharf]

I play zealot like a tank and try to block bullets with the relic blade

I block some of them

Doesnt really help but 🤷

[lusty estuary]

aura farming is always helpful

[languid hazel]

Ogryn should take reduced boolet damage :3

[clear wharf]

Units

[sick spoke]

Is Fatshark's rented Amazon server having issues again? I feel like Darktide has been frequently experiencing network lag and latency issues over the past week.

[clear wharf]

Are you mad

[half rain]

haven't been having any issues lately, no

[clear wharf]

XD
“Rented Amazon server”

[hasty sky]

if darktide had friendly fire I would not play this game

[half rain]

yea

[clear wharf]

This is funny

To me

[half rain]

indeed humorous

[clear wharf]

Yes

[half rain]

[clear wharf]

[half rain]

but nah, everythin' running smooth as can be for me

[clear wharf]

Traitor

[short oar]

im sitting

[clear wharf]

Your sitting

They

[lusty estuary]

stand up

[half rain]

that's nice, champ

[clear wharf]

Are doing the sittings

[half rain]

stand down, motherfucker

er' stand up

er' sit down on that chair and stand

stand down, sit up and sit

[short oar]

up down up down left right left a big fucking bomb made me deaf deaf

[clear wharf]

[half rain]

whadduh twin

[clear wharf]

Thought it was pretty cool

[short oar]

tis the lyrics for hell broke luce

[clear wharf]

But who knows

Maybe you guys are clowns

[rancid shore]

Darktide for the Nintendo switch when

[clear wharf]

And your fsces is the mask

[half rain]

that is the day the game dies

deadass

[rancid shore]

Why so

[clear wharf]

No way of telling until we rip it off

[half rain]

the day nintendo has ANY creative liberty over warhammer is the day the franchise dies

[clear wharf]

Who’s the real clown inside us

[half rain]

they will take and take and take from gw and fs

until there is nothing left for them

[vague wraith]

does malleus monstronum only need to be done once or 50 times now because for the penance it says 0/50

[half rain]

maybe the clowns were the friends we made along the way

[short oar]

i mean it wouldnt be that different ngl

[half rain]

proly

idk

[clear wharf]

Hot

[half rain]

what

[short oar]

gw and nintendo are pretty similar

[clear wharf]

It’s hot

How evil that could be

People would hate that

[half rain]

I'd choose gw over nintendon't every day bcuz at least the games are good

[clear wharf]

I think it would be funny

In a bad way

[half rain]

who tryna run my first havoc

[short oar]

but gw dont make the games

[half rain]

I'm scared deadass

[half rain]

that's nice, champ, I'm, still choosing gw

[clear wharf]

Nah they make the animators disappear

[short oar]

like i hate both

[half rain]

the most that gw has done (that affected me) is an extra $2 on models

[short oar]

but i wouldnt see any issue with asimilation, because it would just be shit on top of shit

cant be worse than it already is

[clear wharf]

I feel like this is a good opportunity to spread some animosity toward them

How are you guys feeling about that

[half rain]

well nintendo is the greediest and scummiest video game company rn

and one makes little army men that grown adults get upset about

[clear wharf]

For sursies

[half rain]

apples and oranges

[short oar]

which one isnt

[clear wharf]

Dark wood dev maybe

[half rain]

'gw doesn't make the games' 😭😭

[clear wharf]

Maybe not

[half rain]

this is legit comparing an aircraft to a speedboat

[clear wharf]

You guys shoukd kill eachother in a legal duel
We just need to find a country who’s laws will still allow it

A formal duel

[half rain]

somalia

[clear wharf]

Not some savagery

[clear wharf]

Rad

[clear wharf]

I mean itll be savage when you guys go at eachother

[half rain]

I honestly think we as a society need to bring back trial by combat

[clear wharf]

But it’s about the before

[half rain]

😔

[clear wharf]

Ah yeah that’ll be fun

[half rain]

normalize cannibalizing your fellow man

[short oar]

ok but what if bad guy stronger than good guy and wins

[clear wharf]

No

Bad guy wins

Better shoes

[half rain]

if there's bad, good will rise up against it

[clear wharf]

Light uo sketchers sith the wheels

Ggz

[half rain]

the unnamed painter from austria taught us that

[clear wharf]

O

[half rain]

and Megamind

[clear wharf]

Oh

I love megamind

[half rain]

10/10 movie ong

[clear wharf]

More villains movies though

I don’t need that hero shit

I mean it’s cool

Kinda tired of marvel

With all this muktiverse shit

[half rain]

yea

[clear wharf]

Waiting for a sequel to doctor glass

Wonder how many decades that’ll be

[short oar]

tanya getting a second season

[clear wharf]

😭

[clear wharf]

Fuck yeah

[half rain]

marvel fell off after the 4th iron man movie

[short oar]

theres 4?????

[clear wharf]

A lot could have been done

[short oar]

isnt it 3?

[clear wharf]

They honestly dont ball it enough

Cheesy as ahit

It’s okay tho

Im just done after infinity

Felt like the end

[short oar]

gmae

game

[half rain]

I don't think I have enjoyed a marvel movie after guardians of the galaxy and VENOM

[clear wharf]

Game

[short oar]

it was the end game

[clear wharf]

Ooo venom

[half rain]

those are the only marvel films I actually liked

[short oar]

like the movie

[clear wharf]

Yeah that was good

[short oar]

endgame

[half rain]

let there be carnage was pretty rad too

[clear wharf]

Same difference

[clear wharf]

Yeah

[half rain]

even poked fun at marvel being all about multiverses now

[clear wharf]

The last venom movie was ehhhhh
Made it uo for it
Was good

Lotta things are better when I compare it to the recent Hollywood Godzilla

Avoid it if you haven’t seen it

[half rain]

bruh I hate the new gen godzilla honest to god

I have at all costs

[clear wharf]

There’s so much that can be said

Would be paragraphs

[half rain]

😭

figures

[clear wharf]

Remembering the movie hurts

It does

I thought only Bollywood movies could do that to me

They don’t typically make sense

Just a lot happening

[half rain]

yuh

[clear wharf]

A lot

[half rain]

jus kinda pops on screen and just happens

my walnut brain cannot comprehend those films honestly

[clear wharf]

Forced to accept it

[half rain]

😔 troo

[clear wharf]

It’s so hard XD

[quartz ibex]

Just finished an hour long vid abt wh40k tanks

[clear wharf]

Fuck yeah

Share some of that knowledge

[quartz ibex]

I Still think they’re ass.

[sick spoke]

You can use "aws_region=" to check which region's server you are logged into

[clear wharf]

Some can take titans down right

[cosmic burrow]

luetins making?

[clear wharf]

Basically got space ship cannons as their cannon

Nevermind sorry

[quartz ibex]

🌈 the more you know🌈

[clear wharf]

I saw one video of that tank

[sick spoke]

If you don't know where to find it, here is the location of the console file: %appdata%/fatshark/darktide/console_logs

[clear wharf]

Yes I definitely know what this is

With this information

I can control the world

Sorry

[quartz ibex]

Karktide is always doin something

[sick spoke]

In the past week, there have been frequent instances of network lag and ineffective voice servers

[clear wharf]

Had a pretty good orange

[quartz ibex]

Anyways what do yall sillies know about fallout Arg’s?

[clear wharf]

Rad

[clear wharf]

Nothing

[quartz ibex]

Its always so annoying that, most games that have such good ideas fuck it up.

[quartz ibex]

nothin?

[clear wharf]

Did you know that in dark souls if you link the fire and use your body as kindling nothing happens and you only prolong the flames smothering death

Betrayal of fire ending is better

[quartz ibex]

I wanna drink fire resistance potion and do things with the fire enemies in bg3

[clear wharf]

My eyes narrowed

[clear wharf]

There is no emote to explain

Genuinely made me narrow my eyes reading that

[quartz ibex]

Glad to do it :3

[clear wharf]

Yeah

[quartz ibex]

But umm

[clear wharf]

Wassup

[tender horizon]

Genchat experience

[clear wharf]

Fuckin cat staringn at me

[quartz ibex]

HOLY SHI 2 CAT PFP PERSONS IN THE CHAT

ITS HEAVENLY

[clear wharf]

Oh yeah that guy

And by that guy I mean my cat

[quartz ibex]

Its either deep topics, lore discussions or straight up asking about if hadron is tight or not.

[clear wharf]

?

[quartz ibex]

Gen chat is so freaky sometimes

[clear wharf]

Im more worried about Fabius bile

He got that boorsy

[frail kettle]

anyone who can help this nomad to get True Survivor penance 😄

[clear wharf]

Hooray

*bootsy

Bootay

[quartz ibex]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum check this place up.

[tender horizon]

I'd try a subchannel #vox-lfg-lexicanum

Good luck

Havoc modifiers are funny rn

[clear wharf]

Emperor sons booty

Or children

[quartz ibex]

RoBooty girlyman

[clear wharf]

There’s a lot of chapters so wording could matter

Fuckers just keep popping up and going extinct

[quartz ibex]

Bru why the hell is this chat so slow rn 😭

[clear wharf]

The rest disappears aka shelved

[clear wharf]

What you mean

[quartz ibex]

Hear me out, havoc is not worth it.

[half rain]

playin the game rn

[clear wharf]

Havent played it yet

[quartz ibex]

Idk, usually there’s 4+ people talking.

[clear wharf]

Oh yeah

[tender horizon]

Auric maelstrom too easy, havoc too boring

[clear wharf]

I prefer less

[quartz ibex]

Both require meta loadouts unfortunately.

[quartz ibex]

Damnation difficulty?

[tender horizon]

Nah you can do whatever you want in auric mael

Havoc loadouts rn are based around rot armor existing

[half rain]

I neeeeeed auric unlocked

my win streak is still goin

[clear wharf]

People
But yeah that’s what I’m on right now

[quartz ibex]

Do enough damnation silly

[hasty sky]

They should add in auric mealstorm that only lets you play as ogryn and nosh rains down from sky all the time

[tender horizon]

But i don't like playing Ogryn

[clear wharf]

I do

[hasty sky]

No nosh for you then

[quartz ibex]

Never played it, never want to play it.

[hasty sky]

Ogryn is my least played class too tbf

The only build I like is the heavy stubber sniper

[clear wharf]

I want them conscripts who are fused tk machines and drugged up completely exposed and sent on the frontlines as a dlc

[quartz ibex]

Kinda a bit braindead class

[clear wharf]

*convicts

My bad

[quartz ibex]

Like the arbitrators

[half rain]

I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT

OH MY DAYS

[clear wharf]

As far as any class is to me
It’s shooting and slashing

[quartz ibex]

Gotta do ogryn sometime cuz of achievements.

[rancid shore]

Ok ok ok

[quartz ibex]

la la la la la la

Idk how that song goes

[rancid shore]

Kill

Anyways

How about we get a skitarii

[tender horizon]

No

[quartz ibex]

Nope.

[tender horizon]

Tech priest

[rancid shore]

FAAAAA

[clear wharf]

Eldar aren’t eben scary

Bunch of twinks

[rancid shore]

Ayo?

[quartz ibex]

Yes please.

[clear wharf]

Habe at it

[clear wharf]

To be clear

Im talking about rhe elves right

Yeah I think I am

[fast lintel]

Me when no Darktide esque Tau game

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-cat-in-front-of-sea-gif-16930437336998530733

[clear wharf]

Fuck the tau

[fast lintel]

Watch ur mouth bro

[clear wharf]

No

[honest laurel]

WAASSSSSSUUUPPP

[fast lintel]

i'll have you know i've sniped millions of guardsmen and space marines with railguns

[clear wharf]

Wasssssssssuuhhhhhhhh

[clear wharf]

Tau bones make good bread sticks

I call them

Bone sticks

[fast lintel]

in the grimdarkness of 40k there remains one hopium faction not tainted by GW yet

[clear wharf]

What’s that

[tender horizon]

Who?

[fast lintel]

tau

[clear wharf]

The soulless tau?

[tender horizon]

Tau are controlled by literal pheromones

[clear wharf]

lol

[fast lintel]

... No they're not ?

[tender horizon]

They are now.

[fast lintel]

Since when lol

[rancid shore]

Sus

[tender horizon]

It's been developed over years

[clear wharf]

If so the tyranids would have a field day

[fast lintel]

They're still sentient beings they just can't be psykers

[clear wharf]

Tongs
Are they fucked

[fast lintel]

also Tau have a alien race that's the size of

Titans

[tender horizon]

Tau have been turned into a like

1984 mind control cult

[quartz ibex]

Tau 🤤

[tender horizon]

Because people bitched about them being too "good"

[clear wharf]

Yeah that’s how they organize their armies and rule

[quartz ibex]

Imperium close to that.

[fast lintel]

I don't believe that's their current lore

[tender horizon]

You don't have to

[clear wharf]

Tau has always been known for mine control

[tender horizon]

I don't care if you do tbh

I'm just telling you

[fast lintel]

... They don't mind control their

people

[tender horizon]

They do

[clear wharf]

They do

[twin flower]

Ehh

[fast lintel]

At the very least ones in Farsight enclaves aren't

[twin flower]

They kidna do tho

[quartz ibex]

They absolutely do

[clear wharf]

I think they eben use parasites

They don’t care

[half rain]

the 5th element is legit psyonic control

[clear wharf]

Could be wrong tho

[fast lintel]

What about the farsight enclaves

[twin flower]

Farsights different I guess

[lusty estuary]

the farsight enclaves have no etherals so there's no mind control

[clear wharf]

Doritos are scam

[half rain]

they don't have no ethereals so they alright

they legit the good dudes

[quartz ibex]

Dafuq you mean doritos are a scam?

[twin flower]

Prolly the only ones

[twin flower]

He's high again

[lusty estuary]

the t'au mind control is a pointless plot in my opinion

[quartz ibex]

That explains it

[quartz ibex]

Get this person a True

[fast lintel]

I'm not saying ya don't know tau lore i just

[wanton spindle]

Shi I wana be high

[fast lintel]

Have never heard of literal mind control

[half rain]

yea cuz they already agree with the ethereal's teachings

so mind control is fucking pointless

[fast lintel]

if they could do that Shadowsun wouldn't have let farsight go

[lusty estuary]

it only really makes sense through the lens of it being an imperial misconception

[clear wharf]

They aren’t cheesy
Not like the commercials
Not like Cheetos
The crunch is average
Their very dry and bland
Instead of improving the overall flavor of the chip rhe ceo outright announced he will be enhancing addiction

[lusty estuary]

how are all of these xenos and humans believing in this greater good? must be pheromonal mind control.

[clear wharf]

So fuck em

[graceful fern]

News flash. Everyone is evil, including Tau.

[lusty estuary]

everyone is evil including my mom

[half rain]

it blatantly is mind control

[quartz ibex]

So become evil.

[lusty estuary]

give me back my xbox

[graceful fern]

I can relate

[clear wharf]

I like skittles

[half rain]

the 5th element of ethereals enforced psylinks onto the citizens

[fast lintel]

Other races joining the Tau are the reason the greater good even became a warp entity

[quartz ibex]

Me too bro, me too.

[half rain]

yummy red 40

[clear wharf]

Oh
I like cool ranch Doritos tho

[fast lintel]

The Greater Good is becoming a god in the 40k universe bc of other more warp tuned creatures believing in it as one

[quartz ibex]

Red 40 is a major skill issue in the US btw

[clear wharf]

Yum yum

[graceful fern]

It’s why I am an imperium player

[half rain]

US candies would kill me

[twin flower]

Isnt it already, believe it already has a name

[clear wharf]

Yeah well that’s because we’re kinda afraid of living

[quartz ibex]

They already do.

[marsh iris]

Arctide

[fast lintel]

compared to basically ever other 40k faction besides sorta eldar the tau are angels morally lol

[half rain]

I don't eat US candies so they already don't

[wet trench]

hi guys! new player here. im have chosen a veteran class and am glad that there are like, builds to this game.
is there any great all arounder build for veteran? like a balanced focus on both mobs and single target? thnk you fellow Darktide players 🙂

[clear wharf]

I would literally genocide them in a heart beat

[half rain]

well you picked the best all rounder class

[clear wharf]

For no reason

I don’t hate them

[half rain]

so that's the first step done

[quartz ibex]

We dont have US candy cuz of health code violations they have

[clear wharf]

I don’t care for them

[tender horizon]

Go to #veteran-class rq

[fast lintel]

#veteran-class migth be able to help ya

[clear wharf]

They just shouldn’t exist

It’s that simple

[round mica]

Hello chat

[fast lintel]

games workshop just give me a quality tau game please

[round mica]

:3

[fast lintel]

I beg you

[clear wharf]

Hello

[lusty estuary]

no you will play firewarrior and you are gonna like it.

[quartz ibex]

NOOOOO

PLEASE NO

[half rain]

I want water warrior

[fast lintel]

not whatever tf fire warrior is

NO

[round mica]

How are you guys doing in this fine evening

[fast lintel]

I'm not playing slop

[half rain]

grinding darktide like a 9-5 cuz my squadmates aren't awake yet

[wet trench]

thank you guys. been busy lately so i just wanted to go "no brainer" in this game. call me kinda lazy but i just want to play and have a blast rather than mix and matching some things hahaha
again thanks guys!

[clear wharf]

Spinning the sexuality wheel to see what kind of gender adventure I’ll be going on today

[round mica]

Based

[quartz ibex]

Living life, enjoying music. Happinessmaxxing as the new gen says.

[half rain]

then do that

jus have fun with the game

[round mica]

Hope you don't get cisgender its the most boring one

[fast lintel]

"Don't cry Xenos fan, uncle GW has enough imperium focused media to feed you your entire life"

[round mica]

Joypilled

[clear wharf]

It’s all flesh at the end of the day

[half rain]

the emperor protects

[lusty estuary]

MOOORE SPACE MARINES YAYYY PRIMARISSS ULTRAMARINES YAAAY

[quartz ibex]

“If there’s a hole, there’s a goal”

[rancid shore]

Ok ok everyone

[rancid shore]

Tf....

[round mica]

Me looking at the carnifex

[half rain]

yooo recaf whadduh

[rancid shore]

Anyways, why does bloons td6 monkey art slap so hard

[half rain]

that's enough out of you

you're being silenced

[quartz ibex]

Oh yeah. Absolutely

NOOO

[clear wharf]

They say to the captured night lord marine

[round mica]

NO PLEASE NOT AGAIN

[rancid shore]

Dealing with freaks

[fast lintel]

I DON'T WANNA PLAY THE BILLIONTH DAMN INQUISITINO GAME

[lusty estuary]

hey.

[half rain]

the new artist for ninja kiwi is honestly really talented

[quartz ibex]

LET HER COOK

[clear wharf]

Can you out freak the freak

[rancid shore]

Fuck yeah

[lusty estuary]

but what if you get to play as the bestest most secretest inquisitor

[half rain]

there are some fucking specimens here dude

[round mica]

You can never outpizza the hut

[half rain]

😭

[rancid shore]

I KNOW

[quartz ibex]

yall cannot outfreak the freak on a leash people. Never try to outfreak us

[rancid shore]

I am a freak myself but at least I try to hide it

[lusty estuary]

jaq draco playable character in the new owl cat 40k game TOMORROW

[half rain]

why everyone gotta be so fucking homo

[clear wharf]

You get what’s coming to you if you pick that fight

[half rain]

BE NORMAL

[rancid shore]

Correction I am straight

[half rain]

[low hemlock]

Why not‼️⁉️

[clear wharf]

I

[lusty estuary]

if you think about it being straight is the abnormality

[round mica]

dawg its the darktide server almosteveryone is a homo

[lusty estuary]

if you're not gay what are you even doing dawg

[round mica]

it should be.... the new.... norm......

[clear wharf]

Being edgy

[half rain]

I had a regular conversation a few hours ago here that lasted roughly 45 total minutes

[quartz ibex]

I mean, if you’re not going for both squads the hell is yall doing gng.

[half rain]

this is bizarre

[round mica]

welcome to the darktide server

[half rain]

some vrchat players in the chat

😔

[clear wharf]

Game does not have a good rep for players

[quartz ibex]

If you dont like it, leave server option is right there vro….

[lusty estuary]

say no more. wardens divert 8 billion dollars to the new norm so we can get more episodes

[round mica]

YES

!!!!!!!

[fast lintel]

i feel bad for the tau who trusted the dark eldar

that didn't go great

[round mica]

Nil can you roll a d20 for me and tell me the result

[half rain]

nah I think I'll stay cuz I like playing the game

[lusty estuary]

i got you

[half rain]

[lusty estuary]

18

[low hemlock]

Still better than Reddit users

[quartz ibex]

DAAAMNNN

[round mica]

fuck my fat chungus life im still penancing huntin with hive scum

[fast lintel]

I forget what's the smallest ship that can like

warp jump

[half rain]

I think the most I have ever used reddit for like ever has been bizarre tech questions or advice for niche games nobody plays honestly

[lusty estuary]

what the fuck are you watching

[fast lintel]

also anyone got tips on how to improve loading speed

[quartz ibex]

You’re gonna play hive scum and you’re gonna enjoy your no toughness boost!

[round mica]

my favorite podcasters the cloolesgaming

[round mica]

i actually enjoy playing hive scum i justdont like penancing hunting all that much

[quartz ibex]

Load faster… duh

[low hemlock]

best upgrade into new computer vro

[half rain]

mods, hang him by his toenails

[fast lintel]

My game runs fine on low graphics lol

[round mica]

i have no toenails i chewed them all

[lusty estuary]

tbh the only one you gotta hunt is enhanced

i got all of the rest just by playing normally

[half rain]

you are part skaven

unclean rodent

😭

[quartz ibex]

Am i the only one that does not have any problems with darktide’s optimization wth?

[half rain]

nah

[round mica]

yes-yes, my fursona originally was meant to be a rat

[half rain]

I legit have no performance problems

[lusty estuary]

darktide runs smooth as butter for me

[round mica]

same

[half rain]

that's nice, champ

[quartz ibex]

Whoa thank god.

[round mica]

except for

internet

[lusty estuary]

fucking liar

[half rain]

I get upwards of 90 frames and I play on high all around

cept motion blur

I hate motion blur

[quartz ibex]

Thats a skill issue on your infrastructure.

[fast lintel]

It's not a frames issue it's a loading issue for me

[rancid shore]

Fuck motion blur

[clear wharf]

That’s great dude Im so happy you weren’t born before the black plague

[lusty estuary]

darktide just takes a second to load

[low hemlock]

@sleek harness

Me personally I wouldn’t take this level of disrespect 🙅‍♂️

[lusty estuary]

it depends

[round mica]

I woulndt get the others normally cause my build didnt include the dumb medpack you drop or the dependency system thing stack

[half rain]

this guy gets it

[lusty estuary]

if you're loading into a mission and someone else is taking longer sometimes darktide just makes you wait

[round mica]

im talking fps wise

the Fatshark servers just hate me

[clear wharf]

Yea

[lusty estuary]

feet per second

[round mica]

yesterday i disconnected from a single mission 5 times

[clear wharf]

That’s because they can smell the mortal flesh on you

[round mica]

feet...... nghhh

[half rain]

got your router from the dollar tree

[clear wharf]

And it reeks of possibility

[round mica]

no its noteven that this game is the only one that does that

[lusty estuary]

oh thank god big boi has feet emotes

[clear wharf]

[round mica]

Big boi i love you

[half rain]

dollar tree router 'cuz

[sleek harness]

Will you just ping me every time someone says anything rodent related