general-chat

[fiery wave]

I'm not fighting last min hotpot ingredient shoppers.

[nimble salmon]

Yo fatshark where our chrismas gifts at?

[fiery wave]

In VT2.

[obtuse oak]

Darktide team trying not to be super stingy challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

I don't know why they're so hesitant to give people Aquilas or skins or whatever.

[nimble salmon]

Is the vermintide team different?

[fiery wave]

Yes.

[sturdy canyon]

let them finish 100% stat items first

don't distract them

[obtuse oak]

They're giving away skins for Christmas in VT2 rn

[fiery wave]

Not even a festive blood and snow frame.

[nimble salmon]

Hm…

[nimble salmon]

I mean that‘d be a gift

[sturdy canyon]

2030 when it comes out of early access

[fiery wave]

Or just a small holiday charm.

[unreal idol]

when does the Vestures change next?

[sleek harness]

Karien

Do you have Xbox

[sleek harness]

Next 2 weeks

[obtuse oak]

Not tomorrow but Thursday next week iirc

[sleek harness]

No? Well then, I guess I will have to find someone else to give a present...

[nimble salmon]

I mean if they have game pass on pc or the Xbox app?

[sweet trail]

Chris redfield

[weary drum]

Duelling Sword buff when?

[sleek harness]

How did you know I was going to give her Gamepass

[nimble salmon]

It’s already the best weapon

[tender horizon]

Low tier bait

[tender horizon]

Far from

[nimble salmon]

I mean if she has a pc you can still gift it to her right?

[weary drum]

Maybe its just me but after taking a few months off it seems weaker

[nimble salmon]

Cause Microsoft and stuff

[obtuse oak]

I can't think of a better melee weapon than the dueling sword. Be so fr rn

[weary drum]

So it wasnt nerfed yet?

[sweet trail]

WOKE Darktide classes:

Veteran
Zealot
Psyker
GAYgryn
ACEbites
Hive Scum

[obtuse oak]

Very slightly. Got a parry as a special in exchange

[nimble salmon]

They did change its special ability

[tender horizon]

Powersword, FGS

[obtuse oak]

Not better. Too slow

[nimble salmon]

Power falcion

[obtuse oak]

Dsword can kite the world

[tender horizon]

If you think so man

[weary drum]

I swear I poked a crusher 6 times the other day and it overheaded me xD Idk maybe I just suck xD (with thrust)

[nimble salmon]

I do enjoy the power sword

I don’t know who it was but to the person who taught me how to use it properly I thank you very much

[sleek harness]

The Titan was trained by the master of the ancient power sword wielding

[fiery wave]

Is what it is. You know I play on Steam.

[nimble salmon]

Also I just saw that hadron is in the server

[sleek harness]

I know?

[hasty sky]

I think they're REALLY trying to entice people to just buy the aquilas

[low hemlock]

She is

[sleek harness]

Fatty

I got a gift for you

[hasty sky]

or maybe tencent won't allow them to give away more

[nimble salmon]

I think it’s a bot tho

[blazing pulsar]

tencent?

[low hemlock]

[fiery wave]

Is easier if you just give some, but not enough without long time saving.

[tender horizon]

Id believe this tbh

[nimble salmon]

What was that I just saw?

[blazing pulsar]

Hadron yapping, maybe

[low hemlock]

me got bonked by Hadron

[blazing pulsar]

Hadron is tsundere, without doubt

[low hemlock]

[nimble salmon]

Look at general chat, under wardens, boom hadron

[nimble salmon]

Hadron can dominate me with her mechadendrites and call me a good varlet

[sleek harness]

Are you going to ignore my gift or

[blazing pulsar]

my bro in emperor, there is the public channel

[nimble salmon]

@low hemlock the rat has a gift for you

My brotha

[low hemlock]

u didn’t even respond back until now brah

[sleek harness]

That was a message I sent when the internet ran out

Anyways

Do you play games on Microsoft Store

[low hemlock]

nah only i’m

Steam Pilled

[sleek harness]

Okay you lost your present

Tell me someone who could I give it to

[nimble salmon]

Lol

Poor boi

[low hemlock]

@tulip kettle

give ut to her

[nocturne bloom]

Now that its almost 11am, I sleep

[nimble salmon]

I know someone on Xbox

[obsidian merlin]

You could hold a competition for best art of your darktide character to give it to

[tulip kettle]

:O

[sleek harness]

It also need to be someone who never had Gamepass

[tulip kettle]

PLEEEEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE SKAVEN I'LL BE JOLLY

[nimble salmon]

Wouldn’t be a gift then

[sleek harness]

Did you ever had Gamepass

[tulip kettle]

Ya but mine runs out soon

[sleek harness]

Okay I can't give it to you

[tulip kettle]

Also it's only core gamepass

😢

I'm poor

[sleek harness]

Only for people who never had Gamepass

[nimble salmon]

Give them gamepass

[tulip kettle]

Meanie 😢

[low hemlock]

uz worse than scrooge @sleek harness

[sleek harness]

No like, it only works for people who never had Gamepass

I am serious

[tulip kettle]

[nimble salmon]

Ah

[tulip kettle]

Stay holly and jolly

[sleek harness]

It's like 3 months of Gamepass Ultimate tho

[low hemlock]

Greedy ah Rat-Man💢

[nimble salmon]

Also I just noticed the tag next to your name…

[fiery wave]

Like the Discord gifts thing? Yeah, was a pain to throw at ppl.

[lyric badger]

1K years slow mode

[long sigil]

pox buster

[nimble salmon]

Fym it only works for people who don’t have it?

[long sigil]

sounds kinda smaller

i hope this is not my problem

[low hemlock]

uh its……

✨Stands for:
Virtuous
Overall
Radical
Earthy-guy✨

[sleek harness]

It's supposed to be for new Xbox users

[low hemlock]

💦

[nimble salmon]

Nah no worries i don’t shame, especially not my brotha

[low hemlock]

no u hav to believe mez

[sleek harness]

Oh wait

It's valid for new Xbox Gamepass Ultimate users

Maybe you can actually get it

@tulip kettle

[nimble salmon]

Yeah give her the code or whatever and let her try

[dapper trench]

keep hating

[tulip kettle]

:O

[sleek harness]

It's Brazilian

[tulip kettle]

TY

[sleek harness]

It may not work

[dapper trench]

im on warframe

[nimble salmon]

Ew

[inland mantle]

grindframe

[tulip kettle]

My favourite scummer game

[fiery wave]

It's just another day for some.

[dapper trench]

precisely

[low hemlock]

Based Rat-Man Chrismas Specal W ❓

[sleek harness]

I am totally not jolly

[inland mantle]

True

[sleek harness]

@tulip kettle check your DMs

[inland mantle]

Dont do it

[nimble salmon]

Bro just jealous

[fiery wave]

Sure you aren't.

[sleek harness]

Now that should be the part on where I tell yall how I got this free Gamepass Ultimate subscription

But I guess yall don't give a fuck

Do you give a fuck, Karien?

If so I will tell

[inland mantle]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Yes for what

[inland mantle]

Yes

No?

[sleek harness]

You do don't give a fuck

[inland mantle]

Yes

[delicate vapor]

hell is happening

[inland mantle]

No

[delicate vapor]

oop ai slop

[inland mantle]

Damn

Death then

[nimble salmon]

Yes hell is indeed happening

[inland mantle]

Perchance

[sleek harness]

Okay I am telling yall then

I got this Gamepass Ultimate subscription after I bought this badass xbox controller

I would show a picture but you know

Can't

[inland mantle]

Buy xbox controller L

[sleek harness]

Though I wouldn't want yall getting jealous

[sweet trail]

https://youtu.be/yziTNlVybL8?si=7qngTM1JDKm-po40

this is actually good advice

[inland mantle]

Ip grabber

[sleek harness]

Is it a L still if I gave the free subscription to someone in need on Christmas?

[sweet trail]

I like having melee be high sensitivity and ranged be lower and then ads be lowest

[inland mantle]

Yea it's still a xbox gamepass

A sin

[sweet trail]

Melee being highest is good cause you grt more situational awareness that way

[sleek harness]

Free Xbox Gamepass

[inland mantle]

I can read

Sometimes

[sleek harness]

Do you like men also

[inland mantle]

I main zealot what do you think

[fiery wave]

So the Rat actually rich and can afford $400 controller.

[nimble salmon]

Sometimes

[sleek harness]

Reais you mean

It's cheaper

[fiery wave]

$400.

[sleek harness]

Reais

Brazilian reais

[delicate smelt]

Bro I'm watching this vice documentary about some crack offshoot in a foreign country and there's ladies called witches who bless the cartels weapons

[fast gorge]

tonights the night

[inland mantle]

I uh I'm sorry?

[inland mantle]

Tf is that

[sleek harness]

Bob

[inland mantle]

Looking like me lowkey

[coarse tree]

Bob

[sleek harness]

You were to slow to say Bob's name

Death

[inland mantle]

Call em out rat

[blazing pulsar]

Bob, from Issac?

[sleek harness]

Bob

[fast gorge]

the bay harbour bob

[inland mantle]

[fiery wave]

Cos is Elite. That's like $399.

[sleek harness]

Karien do I need to tell you that not every price is the same on other countries

Maybe you should come to Brazil for better offers

[inland mantle]

A fate worse than death truly

Damn tf you typing

[sleek harness]

Green are you trying to bully me because you are a possessive yandere or do you genuinely hate everything

[nimble salmon]

400 real is like 65-70 dollars btw

[sleek harness]

Very cheap

[nimble salmon]

Ayo

[inland mantle]

I hate alot of things tbf however I wouldnt mind livin in your walls

[sleek harness]

Okay

Come live with me

[hasty sky]

bro really said 'come to brazil'

[inland mantle]

Send address 👍

[nimble salmon]

For Brazilian miku I’d come to Brazil

[sleek harness]

You didn't specify which Address

[inland mantle]

True

[sleek harness]

I am sending a McDonald's address don't worry

[inland mantle]

Good enough free food in their walls

[nimble salmon]

Oh wait 400 real is 72.68 dollars

Expensive

[inland mantle]

Damn

[sleek harness]

Oh my

How pricey

Nobody can buy that

[nimble salmon]

Haha

[inland mantle]

Yea

[rancid shore]

I wish this shitty ass country would let me live by myself

[nimble salmon]

Im so disabled that I can’t even legally ride a bicycle

[inland mantle]

However more time to play dt

[fiery wave]

Is cheap for an elite though.

Those things are insanely priced.

[nimble salmon]

Indeed

[rancid shore]

Minimum rent ive seen here is 250 bucks

In God knows where

[fiery wave]

$800~ no aircon.

[limber zealot]

How's it going fellas

[rancid shore]

Hm

[drowsy karma]

my arma reforger experience have been

getting lost and got shot

[limber zealot]

What are you guys asking Santa to get you for Christmas

[dapper trench]

i want

[limber zealot]

Isn't this kinda what Arma is all about?

[dapper trench]

zaxbys

[drowsy karma]

baby rays barbecue sauce

[drowsy karma]

i guess

its drasticly different from every other game ive play

[fiery wave]

Doesn't exist, so no point. No new controller next to the bed so yeah.

[drowsy karma]

i cant put the map inside my pea brain

[limber zealot]

You're a Grinch bro!

Santa IS real!

[fiery wave]

Maybe for you, but since I never really gotten anything from him, not even coal, doesn't exist.

[nimble salmon]

The pea-nes?

[inland mantle]

DIe

[drowsy karma]

indeed

[fast gorge]

santa is real and deniers will be hung by official governer decree.

[fiery wave]

You just had rich parents.

[fast gorge]

i had a victorian child's upbringing and yet i still know santa is real

[neat fjord]

OI YA GITS!!!

IT’S KRUMP-MASS TIME!!!
DA SNOW IS FALLIN’, DA DAKKA IS SHININ’, AN’ DA GROTS IS RUNNIN’ CUZ DEY KNOW WOT’S COMIN’!!!

DIS YEAR, MAY YER CHOPPAS STAY SHARP,
MAY YER SHOOTAS NEVA JAM (OR AT LEAST EXPLODE REAL GOOD),
AN’ MAY YER WAAAGH GET BIGGA, LOUDER, AN’ MORE KILLY DEN EVA BEFORE!!!

IF SANTA SHOWS UP, WE KRUMP ‘IM.
IF ‘E DON’T, WE KRUMP EACH UVVER.
EITHER WAY, EVERYONE WINS.

EAT LOTSA MEAT, SMASH LOTSA FINGS,
AN’ DON’T FERGET TA YELL WAAAGH!!! AT MIDNIGHT SO GORK ‘N MORK KNOW WE’RE STILL ALIVE.

AVE A PROPPA ORKY KRUMP-MASS
AN’ A DED KILLY NEW YEAR!!!

WAAAGH FOREVA

[marsh iris]

waagh

[sinful pecan]

Anyone played Scorn before?

[marsh iris]

i watched the lets play

[sleek harness]

Do you recognize this ork?

[plain iron]

I just played shiv rampage full CDR stim khorn berserker

and now I have motion sickness

😵‍💫

#darktide-pics-vids message

[neat fjord]

I’D KNOW DIS ORK ANYWHERE, ANYTIME. I SEE DAT UGLY MUG ONE SECOND AN’ I GO ‘YEP, DAT’S DAT GIT!

[plain iron]

also I had zero cleave, and I'd just cleave infected heads 3+ every light attack strike

which is kinda nutty

I think thats the overkill damage transfer skill

[ivory dawn]

Hey chat

[sleek harness]

I heard he went out strongfully fighting off some blue no nose xenos

[long sigil]

i hope new bolter get buff

cleave or ammo

hard to kill special and elite

and not even splash damage no give bleed

brown bolter is trash

[astral basin]

Harassed a friend
Instead get harassed by friends toddler

Aaaaa

[regal locust]

How does one gain image perms for pet tide?

[cosmic burrow]

talk abit until you have red name

[regal locust]

Oh ok

[astral basin]

No image perms in gen chat
We had a months probationary period, and the hormonal ekids blew it

[plain iron]

did they ever fix cosmetics that have cybernetics ignoring your skin color

[regal locust]

Damn

[astral basin]

But yes. Otherwise wait for red role

[regal locust]

👍

Thanks

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[fair bridge]

we watched wake up dead man

pretty great!!

[sage wyvern]

Mortis Trails are fun, only wish you got to pick a perk every round opposed to every 3.

[brazen pelican]

I'd love that, as well. Think it would decrease the randomness by a lot, though.

[nimble salmon]

Yay guys I got commander farsight for Christmas

[sage dragon]

So I was expecting to that we would get FS last ev blog post for the year before Christmas, but now it looks like they are aiming the actual end of year does it not?

[sage dragon]

hello boom barrels

[nimble salmon]

Barrel go boom

[sage dragon]

reject go bye-bye

[nimble salmon]

Merry Christmas to anyone who’s celebrating btw✌️

[lusty estuary]

merry chrysler everyone.

[astral basin]

If i cant blast a mauler/rager away w both barrels i dont want it

Dodge jeep and ramsmas

[hollow karma]

Merry Cruhmuh everyone

[astral basin]

Happy home invasion day

[nimble salmon]

Grotmas

[sage dragon]

would nice big rock work?

[blazing dew]

Does no one group up in this game or what

I've been losing missions on Heresy over and over because I'll try to stick with people but everyone just runs off a thousand miles away to get picked off by a trapper, hound etc.

[hollow karma]

Ah heresy

[hollow karma]

That makes sense

[hollow karma]

I love it

[astral basin]

No! Scary rock only! Not nice!

[tender horizon]

I choose to believe that's the ogryn giving the present

[hollow karma]

In higher difficulties the teams do stick together more, heresy is hard because some people think they can still solo like the difficulties below it

[fossil oasis]

Merry Christmas Chat

[sweet trail]

can you actually cut multiple people's heads off with one blow

[timid geode]

Me personally? Sure.

[inland mantle]

Just hit the gym ez

[gloomy void]

The present is a box of boom. That sister is about to die

[astral basin]

Beautiful

[sweet trail]

OGRYN OGRYN OGRYN

least epic ogryn

[astral basin]

Fatshark and their typos
Sergeant Ma Jor Morrow

[modern bobcat]

This is very wholesome

[astral basin]

Unless thats just how that font does js

[low hemlock]

A christmas miracle

[sweet trail]

it so is

[modern bobcat]

It's just a big box of corpse starch

[wispy wadi]

did you guys see the 10 hours campfire video that Fatshark uploaded?

There is a AdMech easteregg in it. Go watch.

[inland mantle]

[sweet trail]

ppl wanting skitarii and tbph i think that would step on vet's toes too much.

what I want from admech is some kind of servo-turret builder or servitor handler or something

that'd be way more unique and fun

like engineer

[carmine steppe]

How are they similar to vet?

[sweet trail]

mostly ranged

[hard crane]

vet is hybrid

[low hemlock]

Very “C R Y P T I C” indeed

[carmine steppe]

Uhhhh I feel like most of 40k units (combat ones) have ranged capabilities

[granite path]

people leaving the team once they're downed is such a massive problem still wtf

[carmine steppe]

Plus Skitarii have some cool hand blades that vibrate through molecules and shit to slice anything in their path

[hard crane]

gimmie those chainsaw arms that the skitarii in the space marine 2 bridge have

[carmine steppe]

Yeah they could go crazy with the limbs for arms skitarii class

Give them one of those electric coils that the electro priest use like in rogue trader

[sweet trail]

how? just cause they also have melee options?

[sweet trail]

yeah but skits are very very rangey

[carmine steppe]

They could give them a mechadendrite that shoots automatically

[hard crane]

only the left side of vet even focuses ranged buffs and middle / right effect both ranged and melee

[sweet trail]

yeah but they could also give that to an enginseer or something

[sweet trail]

yeah... dude, every class has buffs for both ranged and melee

[carmine steppe]

Ehhh personally it's the same thing to me

It's the Admech so I'm fine

[sullen mango]

Im unfortunately too bad at the game to do havoc

[carmine steppe]

It's not like Fatshark is bad at designing classes so whatever they make it's gonna be fine

[sullen mango]

😔

Devs please buff everything

[vital spindle]

🎄 Happy Holidays!

[sweet trail]

fair enough when u say skitarii that makes me think specifically just a shooty shooty bang bang guy, when u say enginseer I think boy who make little turret and can do cool funny machine stuff

[hard crane]

up to like 25 is just regular difficulty + extra modifiers

[sullen mango]

Yeah 30 and up is when it gets difficult for me

[carmine steppe]

When I think of skitarii I remember this cool fight Ufthak Blackhawk had with this one skitarii that had those vibrating swords for hands

[sweet trail]

theoretically could they give those to a regular tech priest too

[carmine steppe]

It was either Ufthak or some other nob

[willow cove]

https://tenor.com/view/ogryn-party-gif-27273801

[carmine steppe]

Yeah

[willow cove]

👀

[sweet trail]

yay

[dapper trench]

FUCK

[stiff fable]

not really? weapon specialist is litteraly a hybrid build

[dapper trench]

I FUCKING LOVE ZAXBYS

[tired citrus]

hi guys. i was thinking about to buy the game since i played it for 2 weeks on gamepass i think like 2 years ago maybe. Are the new classes free or i have to buy dlcs?

[stiff fable]

paid

[shy sandal]

Who?

[tired citrus]

HA. ofc the dlc with last classes arent on discount xd

[shy sandal]

Don't bother with Hive Scum until you got a good grasp of how the game works, it's a class that punishes you rough for fucking up

[hard crane]

its a restaurant iirc

[dapper trench]

you disgust me

[shy sandal]

Why?

[shy sandal]

Oh, we don't have those here

[dapper trench]

filthy

[shy sandal]

K then

[carmine steppe]

Why would they be on discount 😭

[dapper trench]

Yeah, why?

They just came out less than 2 month ago

[tired citrus]

Because the game itself is. But its a smart move to not discout it

[dapper trench]

Its is then again smart not to discount the dlc

if the base game is discounted

[shy sandal]

Arbites does make a bit of sense to be discounted

[carmine steppe]

I could say the same thing about street fighter 6 😭

[dapper trench]

Ive seen the arbites be discounted

[carmine steppe]

Goddamn it Capcom just put the year 1 and 2 passes on sale already

[shy sandal]

No, billions must spend their wallets

[gilded socket]

Woof

[shy sandal]

At least they're bot NRS levels of greedy.... I think

[tired citrus]

Be honest. since the game is not that popular. Will i find any player in lobbies iat start maps of just bots?

[shy sandal]

There's still a decent amount of new players I'd say

I play on a very much dead region and i still find people

[carmine steppe]

I can play Zangief and Marisa all day, I don't need Akuma, I don't need it....

[carmine steppe]

Wydm is it not that popular?

[shy sandal]

NA prolly has more

[carmine steppe]

It's on gamepass too, there's no way darktide doesn't have a healthy amount of players

[shy sandal]

Akuma is DLC? You're joking

Holy shit

Lmao

[rain idol]

Woke up to a white Christmas

Nice

[tired citrus]

aaa fk it. IM INSTALLING IT

[sinful pecan]

Tf is “backend error”

[languid hazel]

Woof

[carmine steppe]

Street fighter 6 dlc are Terry bogart, Akuma, Rashid, Ed, Bison

Ehhh kunoichi girl

[hazy kestrel]

Any thammermaxxers up for a few aurics?

[sage dragon]

anyone else having issues accessing the steam store? seems to be having problems on my end

[shy sandal]

That is some evil shit.
Having the two cooolest villains of the series Paid DLC 💔

[carmine steppe]

Mai, Aki, Sagat and Crimson Viper

Those are all dlc

[carmine steppe]

They are doing like one evil guy per year basically

Oh and Elena too is dlc

Next dlcs are Alex and Ingrid but they are next year

[sage dragon]

Seriously, is anyone else having issues with Steam right now?

[shy sandal]

Thank God I'm no longer invested in Fighting Games

[shy sandal]

Nah, might be a internet issue on your end

[carmine steppe]

Damn really? I love playing fighting games from time to time, even tho I suck st them

[shy sandal]

Or your area

Those happen sometimes

[vapid verge]

Steam is down right now. Everyone flooding the servers since it is the holidays

[sage dragon]

so you can access the store? I can't on my end even though the app says its connected

[sage dragon]

that makes sense

[carmine steppe]

Also the dlc lineups aren't that weird, they announce the 4 character dlc's at the end or beginning of the year and you can buy the character pass for said year and get all 4 of them for a cheaper price than buying them individually

[shy sandal]

A bazillion last minute gift purchases, lol

[sage dragon]

good thing I got mine of the way much earlier

[vapid verge]

That and probably people got off work/school early today

[shy sandal]

Crashed down for me now, lol

[sage dragon]

whelp, nothing we can do but wait it out lol

[vapid verge]

I dunno. Waiting on christmas eve is gonna be awhile...

Especially with the steam sale going on

[carmine steppe]

The sale is until the fifth of next month

Y'all got time don't worry

[tired citrus]

guys wtf. i bought the game but steam is not loading anymore xd. Am i the only one with that problem or what?

[vapid verge]

People gifting games right now. Steam has turned into Amazon.

[carmine steppe]

Amazon is far worst

[sage dragon]

so glad I don't work for them. Don't want to imagine what their IT department is dealing with right now lol

[sage dragon]

nope same here. only thing to do is wait or go into offline mode

[gilded socket]

Awooo

[tulip kettle]

Sigma

[hazy kestrel]

Anyone else’s aurics been way too boring recently? Just finished one that might as well have been at malice difficulty with how boring it was lmao.

[stark bobcat]

welcome to power creep

[timid geode]

If you've stopped enjoying things that you used to enjoy, you may be depressed.

[hazy kestrel]

Oh I already am.

[stark bobcat]

"why do we need nerfs in a PvE game"

[timid geode]

"because fatshrek has already stretched the game engine to yield so difficulty can't increase with enemy count it has to be bullet sponges and nerfs"

Oh also enemies spawning from thin air just outside of your vision lol

[stark bobcat]

yeah

thats a game mechanic

[tender horizon]

Sometimes they do it in your vision too ime

[outer jasper]

Use bad weapons

“It’s too easy” make it harder artificially

Dumbass

[tender horizon]

If you want artificial difficulty rot armor havocs are right there tbh

[wheat scroll]

''difficulty'' kiting a pack of 50 crushers for 20 minutes

[outer jasper]

If they stopped the power creep they never would have added havoc

[wheat scroll]

NO THATS MECHANICS !!!!!1111

[wheat scroll]

Cant see community tab currently

[shy sandal]

To be fair, i haven't played the game on auric that much. I just play from time to time with friends who are more casual abt it

[rancid shore]

At everyone

Merry crimmy

[timid geode]

This is why I always immediately throw when I'm last alive. Not because I'm bad at the game

[wheat scroll]

Its why I dont like havoc. Its like playing a shitty korean mmorpg .

bloated hps all around

[shy sandal]

I'd rather die than play havoc again

"15 minute adventure, in and out quick"

.2 hours later

[timid geode]

Tbh if you have an optimized build and maxed gear and a decent team it's not that bad

[shy sandal]

I also have to play with lag, cause SA servers are dead on havoc

[graceful fern]

Brother, what is a SA server?

[stark bobcat]

South Asia

[shy sandal]

South America

[stark bobcat]

oops

lol

[gilded socket]

I just remembered my favorite Christmas song

[sleek harness]

You can remember?

[gilded socket]

Better than you

[shy sandal]

And yes, i am aware the abbreviation has been mostly associated with another thing recently.

[wind hornet]

South Africa

[shy sandal]

But, in this context, It's South America, like NA

[stark bobcat]

South Alabama

[misty trench]

South Australia

[stark bobcat]

South Albania

[gilded socket]

South Austria

[little marten]

HELLO ALL CHRISTMAS EVE GAMERS

[gilded socket]

Nurg

[surreal onyx]

What regiment’s armor is the Veteran’s transcendent gear in the commissary? I tried looking at the symbols and have come up short.

[misty trench]

@elder merlin has requested I post these for christmas

[outer tartan]

That's a fucking feature!

[obtuse oak]

Merry Christmas one and all 💖

[surreal onyx]

Same to you!

Seriously, though: What regiment’s armor is the Veteran’s transcendent gear in the commissary? I tried looking at the symbols and have come up short.

[shy sandal]

Merry Kingsmas

[misty trench]

Warhammer 40k: Yuletide

[shy sandal]

Ask in #darktide-driptide they usually know this kind of stuff

[cosmic burrow]

Wesołych świąt

[jaunty path]

Normalize skinning your enemies alive

[fair bridge]

legalize nuclear bomps

[fast gorge]

coal for sanguinala

killing myself

[whole glade]

gug

[outer tartan]

gurgle for nurgle...

[surreal onyx]

Many thanks!

[tired steeple]

Got to the end of a mission and my power went out

[rain idol]

I uh Rock and stone! Oh wait wrong game

[zealous viper]

it’s genestealermas

[gilded socket]

Awrf

[fair bridge]

most scuffed train mission i've ever done

[outer jasper]

Darktide should make the guns sound better

[sleek harness]

It sounds good already

[outer jasper]

They sound kinda plinky

[ebon gale]

they should enforce ogryn only days

[sleek harness]

Most of players stop playing the game on theses days

[outer jasper]

They sound fine, but they’re kinda weak for anything that isn’t like a bolter

[wheat scroll]

Almost no game gets the gun sounds right. Its the same with racing games and engine sounds.

[outer jasper]

Vermintide got gun sounds right

[sleek harness]

Because theres only like 14 guns

[outer jasper]

Darktide only has 14 guns worth using

[wheat scroll]

Ill take fixed specials sounds over gun sounds anyday.

[outer jasper]

True

But why not get both?

[whole glade]

anyone knowledgeable on the SoB kits?

[timid geode]

It was really funny during the previous event I would get everyone to stand at the altar and look outward. With 360 degree vision the horde would either spawn in another sector or just.... Right on top of everyone lol

[outer tartan]

Oh man that's great, I didn't know you could do that.

[timid geode]

You could also control the horde spawn by having everyone look everywhere except a particular direction.

Got a good choke point on the other side of the room? Quick! Avert your eyes!

[prime monolith]

I HATE OVERLEVELED PEOPLE ON MY MISSIONS, PSYKERS ESPECIALLY

[tired steeple]

Speaking of gun sounds earlier

The only gun sound I’ve never been satisfied with is bolter sounds

It’s never sounded as good as it did in the astartes animation

[lethal solstice]

what difficulty

[prime monolith]

THE EASIEST ONE

[lethal solstice]

You're getting high level players in uprising

[timid geode]

Instead of nerfing all the fun weapons and turning every enemy into a bullet sponge--double the recoil and muzzle flash and deafen the player every time it fires

[prime monolith]

he one tapped a mutant

and he just cleares everything

[lethal solstice]

Thats really really normal

[prime monolith]

with a light attack?

on melee weapon?

as a psyker?

[lethal solstice]

One tapping mutants is very easy

And psyker does fucking insane damage

[gilded socket]

Woof

[prime monolith]

well he clears everything before i can do shit and its annoying me

because i feel like a walking liability

[lethal solstice]

And I assume you're trying to level if you're on uprising so why are you complaining about a faster clear

[jaunty path]

Ur mom does insane damage

[prime monolith]

because i want to beat shit to death

[lethal solstice]

They're probably helping someone else in the lobby

[tired steeple]

I always found mutants were more durable than most enemies

[prime monolith]

can i make my lobby private?

[tired steeple]

Takes me a good 3-5 hits to get one down

[jaunty path]

Go on a higher difficulty dawg

[lethal solstice]

If you have 1 friend

[lethal solstice]

What weapon

Because theres a bunch that will just oneshot them

Baseline

[tired steeple]

Force sword or duelling sword

Yeah my chainsword one taps them usually

[lethal solstice]

Those should oneshot them

Pretty unconditonally

Just aim for the head

[prime monolith]

new character

[tired steeple]

Oh os that what you meant

Yeah head shots are usually a 2 shot

[ripe tangle]

frohe weihnachten everyone!

[jaunty path]

Did it to yourself

[ripe tangle]

Merry Christmas

[jaunty path]

I don't speak Spanish

[prime monolith]

i want to test my Arbeites abilities :(

and he just one shots the whole wave

[ripe tangle]

swats you with a newspaper

[prime monolith]

how is that supposed to be fun for others

[lethal solstice]

Uprising isn't very fun in the first place

And you can just leave you know

[prime monolith]

i like standing in a wave and swinging like a madman

[lethal solstice]

Swinging at what

[jaunty path]

Dude

[prime monolith]

whatever gets in my face

[jaunty path]

Uprising has literally nothing

Go on auric

[prime monolith]

which one is that? diff language

[misty trench]

happy yuletide 🫶

[whole glade]

yahhhh

[lethal solstice]

all 14 poxwalkers

[whole glade]

yule baybehh

[timid geode]

Uprising is for people who play on guitar hero guitars or bananas

[jaunty path]

Highest difficulty

Also

I got diagnosed with OCD

[misty trench]

uprising is for people who are rising up

[timid geode]

gamers

[jaunty path]

Rise up my nuts

[prime monolith]

something is rising up alright now that you're here

[prime monolith]

how bad is that?

i dont know if i should say that im sorry

[jaunty path]

Got alot of obsessions according to my doc

[ripe tangle]

but you don’t have nuts, I can fix that though.

hands over a jar of pistachios

🥜

[misty trench]

By the emperor some of you people are dogs, I shall go on as usual

[prime monolith]

ever considered doing stand up?

[jaunty path]

Mmmm...pistachios...

[prime monolith]

[misty trench]

pistachios my beloved

[jaunty path]

Unsure but recently its been peepee if what I was experiencing was OCD

I think I have additional lore to tell my therapist

[prime monolith]

well im still gonna say that im sorry because i have no better reaction

[orchid flower]

Does anyone else here use the Armory Exchange browser addon? Haven't used it in a while and it doesn't seem to be working right now.

[prime monolith]

i would say get well soon but thats impossible

so just have fun

[jaunty path]

Well the best reaction you can have is give me a thousand dollars

[prime monolith]

if i had a job

[jaunty path]

Well OCD is treatable you know

[hazy kestrel]

Mood Kindred

[misty trench]

OCD is something that can be managed at least

[prime monolith]

well but then you lose flavor

stay ill

[jaunty path]

Through methods such as C.B.T.

[hazy kestrel]

Hopefully your OCD theme isn’t too bad. 🫂

[tired steeple]

Merry crimmus

[ripe tangle]

it has varying levels of severity and how well management works depends a lot on that too

[misty trench]

tru tru

[tired steeple]

I was gonna get E33 tomorrow

But the AI content turned me off

[misty trench]

I'm legally bound to be optimistic until at least one day after new years tho

[jaunty path]

It blows butttttt unsure if my current stressor is actually OCD. I feel it may be something else.

[tired steeple]

If ghost of yotei goes on sale I might het that

I might get cyberpunk 77 though

[jaunty path]

I'll get thru it

[hazy kestrel]

The nightmares persist, but so do you, pal. Rooting for ya.

[little marten]

Ghost of yotei is actually sick

[jaunty path]

Positive if I tell my therapist about certain lore it may get something else. However the stressor does involve me being obsessive lmfao

[little marten]

Main character looks like Elon musk tho

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[prime monolith]

my cat scrached me right under the eye

almost my eye

[misty trench]

make sure ya clean it

[prime monolith]

it happened some time ago

just forgot to mention

i will be fine

by some time i mean few hours?

[misty trench]

he will go on as usual 😌

[prime monolith]

i will be surprised when i get an infection

then i will be like "damn you kitty"

i am mad at kitty

i just wanted a kiss kiss

[graceful hamlet]

I mean, it was just them trying it out as place holders. There isn’t any actual AI content in the game

[tired steeple]

There was some posters and shit you can find that are still in the final game

[graceful hamlet]

Those were removed like 5 days after the game launched. It was just some newspapers

[tall grove]

You know what wouldn’t have assaulted you for that?
A dog

[prime monolith]

i have 2

[tall grove]

Okay I hate generative AI too but that’s minuscule

[jaunty path]

Are the Admech good

[tired steeple]

Sorry I’m just extremely turned away by it

Like skills and that? Yeah they’re pretty tough

[jaunty path]

We must contact the sigma males.

I wish Hadron would say sigma more

[tall grove]

Yeah ngl it’s not that big of a deal
Not to mention it’s made by a AA studio iirc

[jaunty path]

yall talking arc raider?

[graceful hamlet]

Technically indie? Since they’re comparable to other similar sized indie studios

[tall grove]

That 33 game

[tired steeple]

E33

[jaunty path]

In what way does e33 use AI?

[sweet trail]

i feel like seer psyker loves christmas

[tired steeple]

Background art

[tired steeple]

It might not be that serious to others

[jaunty path]

[tall grove]

Couple posters on like telephone poles

[graceful hamlet]

They experimented with placeholder textures, only some newspaper textures made it into the final game before being removed 5 days later

[misty trench]

nah I'm with you on that one

[sweet trail]

good in what way?

[tired steeple]

But to me I see it as cutting someone out when a person could have done the job

[jaunty path]

As in objectively!

[tall grove]

Because it’s not
You just hear AI and automatically assume bad

[hazy kestrel]

Yesn’t

[hazy kestrel]

Suffer not the machine to think.

[jaunty path]

If my AI gf is burning half the earths water supply does that mean shes hot

[tall grove]

It’s not though generative “AI” isn’t AI

[misty trench]

I mean from an ethics and environmental POV, it's bad

[civic otter]

AI usage is automatically bad to some in games and art. It's less so about what was really done and more about the incentive AI usage pushes

Plus i mean cmon, it's heresy.

[jaunty path]

If the earth must burn in order for me to have conversations with Toy Chica....then so be it.

[tall grove]

Yeah but this isn’t a AAA game studio
When AAA studios use it, it is in fact automatically bad
But this is something minuscule, from a studio in wich the person who would have done that was still likely responsible for other things in the game, meaning it didn’t steal anyone’s job

[graceful hamlet]

That describes a lot of modern conveniences tbf

[uneven ermine]

Was some background art that was replaced (late) and meant as a placeholder

Personally I dislike the use at all but the reality is AI is being used as a tool in every development process nowadays and at most we can only look foreword to it being replaced in a final product rather than not being used at all

I dislike that it’s the case but it’s the case

[misty trench]

like I get it, cats out of the bag, the technology is here and it's not going away, but it really does need regulation and there has to be a way to run these things without utterly undoing all climate progress and screwing people over

[tall grove]

Environmental is a non point, the planet is doomed and it won’t stop being domed because companies stop using AI

[misty trench]

yeah I mean that's absolutely true right, and after a point you do hit the "no ethical consumption under capitalism" wall. Thing is that's not an excuse to just sit back and allow things to get worse y'know what I mean?

[hazy kestrel]

That doesn’t make it better that they’re speeding up the process essentially via AI.

[misty trench]

Thing is that's not an excuse to just sit back and allow things to get worse y'know what I mean?

[tall grove]

For me it’s a problem only if it takes someone’s job away

[uneven ermine]

You do realize that environmental damage doesn’t make further damaging it not bad right?

[shy flame]

These new people man. I'm soloing the objectives cause they just want to fight and the one time one of them tries to help me, they screw it up and it takes longer.

[hazy kestrel]

That’ll come in due time, unfortunately.

[misty trench]

I mean it's already doing that, it's also stealing a shitload of IP and data and creating a lot of vulnerabilities among other issues

[hidden whale]

how? lol

[tall grove]

It does mean that is inconsequential
There’s no saving the planet, and while I’d prefer its doom happened slower, that’s not really gonna happen

[tall grove]

It’s already happening dude

[misty trench]

like the technology as it stands right now is grossly unregulated, grossly flawed and needs better oversight and implementation

[shy flame]

Pressing the button on the bottom room of Clandestia Gloriana or however it's spelled. The one with the ice'd up gears.

[civic otter]

It doesn't really matter what position they were in to me, ngl. I would actually appreciate more say, a developer who despite having a small workforce grit through heavy work to make sure their game is AI-free, not to mention other things like being kept DRM/Denuvo-free

[tall grove]

Everything is stealing your IP and shit companies have had those for a while

[hazy kestrel]

I know, it sucks.

[misty trench]

and that's not ok lmao

[uneven ermine]

This line of thinking is what causes it to decline further

It’s not inconsequential the consequence is that it is declining further and rapidly

You’re objectively wrong

[tall grove]

Yeah I know
What I’m saying is in this department AI isn’t actually changing a thing

[misty trench]

like end of the day I as an individual might not be able to change it but I can at the very least limit, if not outright remove, my contribution to it

[hidden whale]

ohhh true

[jaunty path]

I think its fair to be worried about who companies are giving your data to

Read TOS folks

[tall grove]

I’m saying it’s not gonna get better because the people who make laws about such things have their pockets lined by companies who really like using environmentally destructive things

[gloomy tartan]

I like Godzilla movies alot.

[uneven ermine]

It doesn’t matter who’s hurting something more as long as you contribute to the hurt you are not neutral or opposing to harm

[misty trench]

like idk call me overly optimistic, an idealist, romantic w/e label but I just can't jive with apathy any more. I've grown beyond it and plan to stay beyond it in spite of it all

[hidden whale]

I dont think ive ever seen someone actually use the word jive before

[hazy kestrel]

The lobbying of politicians does render actual regulations / reform impossible, I agree on that front.

[tall grove]

Frankly I’m not
I’m not important enough for a massive company to give a shit
It’s mostly do thy can send personalized adds wich are creepy tbf

[jaunty path]

Who theyre selling your data to.

[uneven ermine]

(Unless your contributions out way said harm by a large enough degree)

[hazy kestrel]

But that doesn’t mean we, the general public should just take this environmental L sitting down.

[misty trench]

it's a good word

[tall grove]

Again don’t care
The people who would have those connections to purchase it also don’t care

[hidden whale]

dont underestimate how annoying they can get with your data. surge pricing, insurance hikes...

[jaunty path]

Frankly I'm more worried about it potentially compromising my accounts in someway

[hazy kestrel]

Either you vote with your vote, your wallet (in terms of the companies you provide money to), or by just not using AI generator trash that messes up the environment.

[hidden whale]

credit companies and banks will try to precise calculate how much debt you can handle and fill it up if you give them too much info

[tall grove]

Yeah but I’m saying I don’t think anyone’s gonna come knocking at my door trying to put me in a body bag as a result of my stolen data

[jaunty path]

You never know :3c

[tall grove]

Oh yeah once I can bite I’ll absolutely vote against corporate lobbying
I just don’t think that will ever be an option

[jaunty path]

breaks through your window and sucks you into my vacuum

[tall grove]

While duh it’s not impossible
I’m saying I highly doubt it’ll happen

[jaunty path]

runs back to gremlin van and drives off to the slaughter house

[hidden whale]

idk how thats possible in the US without revolution. lawmakers making laws not in their favor, and hurting their bottom line?

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-change-lord-of-change-sparkle-warhammer-40k-warhammer-tzeentch-gif-17466004571019292191

[civic otter]

Epic embed fail

[hidden whale]

embed fail. laugh at this user

[hazy kestrel]

You can’t really stop something that’s so entrenched in global politics. But you can at least try to make your vote matter by voting for candidates that say they care about the environment. Maybe someday it’ll actually be true.

[jaunty path]

Yank off this persons skin NOW

[jaunty path]

^

[tall grove]

Yeah this is what I’m saying
At least in the US (though to be fair I’m Canadian) the law exists to allow corporations to make as much money as they can

[hidden whale]

already did to get the bugs out of my skin

[jaunty path]

Mr Beast as a US president

That would be hilarious

and sad

and dread inducing!

[hazy kestrel]

This would be me, if that ever happens.

[jaunty path]

Mr beast is a predatory piece of shit

[tender horizon]

He doesn't strike me as a real person

There's nothing behind those eyes

[hazy kestrel]

I know, I would actually rather die than have to suffer 4 years minimum of such an “administration”.

[tall grove]

Yeah I’ll do that
But again, as long as corporate lobbying is a thing, nothing we do matters
And it’s not going to go away, because “politics” are a sham meant to make us feel like we have control while huge companies do whatever the hell they want

[jaunty path]

IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY THOUGH

[graceful hamlet]

Problem is, that’s exactly what’s gonna happen. Kinda all went downhill when people got too scared of Nuclear energy, and now people are just too apathetic. Hopefully that changes, but with the current state of things…

[jaunty path]

and dread inducing

but hilarious!

Youtuber US President

[tall grove]

I mean hey, their incompetence has given us some Epstein files early

[jaunty path]

THATS when the us becomes a fucking meme country

[hazy kestrel]

We achieved that title in 2016.

Pain

[tall grove]

Yeah nuclear energy is still real scary because oil companies spread their propaganda for years

[jaunty path]

We're so close

[little marten]

Countries are memes generally

[jaunty path]

we are so close to an influencer politician

[little marten]

Culture = cool
Country = drool

[elder merlin]

Just tear the system down and hopefully try to build a new one, it sucks, but its gonna happen eventually

[jaunty path]

We are soooo clooose

[tall grove]

Already is

[tall grove]

He literally is
He sells merch

[elder merlin]

Even in Star Trek they had to go through a hellish period before they got to their space age of enlightenment

[little marten]

Ok nerd

[jaunty path]

Matpat is already trying to get involved in more things political

[jaunty path]

lol

[elder merlin]

Suck a hot fart straight out of my asshole, nurgleboi

[hazy kestrel]

What did we do as a species to get derailed to this shitty timeline?

[little marten]

But that’s nda breaking knowledge hehe

[hazy kestrel]

This narrative karking sucks.

Bad writing all around in this timeline.

[tall grove]

I remember even back then, back when I was like 8 I knew he was stupid
Now, I’m still baffled that anyone can hear him and think he’s even a little sane

[jaunty path]

My father:

[tall grove]

Your country is a comedy

[elder merlin]

Can we atleast all agree that andrew tate and one of the paul brothers getting their ass beat in boxing was amazing?

[tall grove]

Lobotomy victim I suppose

[hazy kestrel]

We’re not just a comedy, we’re the entire circus.

[elder merlin]

A tragedy you mean

[jaunty path]

Wait that happened?

[tall grove]

Peak

[tall grove]

In some cases the same thing

[tall grove]

With orange face paint lol

[hazy kestrel]

God, don’t remind me. Lmao.

[graceful hamlet]

The one spot of joy, except Tate should be in jail

[elder merlin]

Both those pieces of shits got their asses whupped in their respective boxing matches

[tall grove]

His hair looks like hay

[elder merlin]

In a better world

[hazy kestrel]

That’s an insult to hay.

[tall grove]

Straw hair

[little marten]

Politics is largely a pantomime performed by a class of people so detached from us they may as well be fictional television characters (which they are) best way to fight it is to live as good a life as possible without letting it influence you in any way

[tall grove]

Twi-lek skin

[elder merlin]

Just tell us that the admech class has an explosive weapon, at the very least

Please

[little marten]

||it’s a fart||

[tall grove]

@jaunty path

[tall grove]

But you gotta see it right?
It looks like it’d crunch if you pressed on it

[jaunty path]

[timid geode]

Based and orkpilled

[hazy kestrel]

I haven’t watched tv / video politics in like 2 years. My mental state is at an all time high, would you believe?

My poor ma though, don’t know how she copes with all the forbidden knowledge of actually being up-to-date on global events.

[tall grove]

Yeah politics kills any good mood, especially your politics
I’ve gotten to a point where I’m just watching, seeing how bad it can get

It’s like a show

[hazy kestrel]

More like a train wreck in slow motion.

[tall grove]

Yeah except here it’s lowkey entertaining as well as horrifying

[hazy kestrel]

But yeah, it kinda sucks being one of the few people that is politically rational, open minded, and not a racist dirtbag right winger here. We keep taking “L’s” on the political side of things.

[tall grove]

Well duh
All of your systems are built on a foundation of racism

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, we know. Believe me, we know.

[jaunty path]

Can't wait till reparations happen

Imma have so much monee

[hazy kestrel]

The Gestapo running around are a pretty good indicator of how shit things are here.

[jaunty path]

[tall grove]

You might
Most evidently don’t

[hazy kestrel]

So true. So painfully-fucking-true.

[tall grove]

Like with the “blue lives matter” shit lmfao it’s hilarious

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t even get me started on that lot.

Anyways, that’s enough political dooming for one day.

[tall grove]

“Our colour beating specialists matter too!”

[hazy kestrel]

Hope you enjoy your Christmas pal.

[jaunty path]

Hotdogs aren't that good

[lilac crag]

merry Christmas eve

[graceful hamlet]

Part of the problem is so many people ignoring politics. Even though it’s your responsibility as an adult to be involved

[tall grove]

True
Let’s talk about how ass bulwarks, trappers, and burgles are

[hazy kestrel]

Chili dogs are delicious.

[graceful hamlet]

Give Ogryn pickpocket and Desperado

[tall grove]

Christmas is tomorrow! Yippee!

[graceful hamlet]

If I can’t Gunlugger all game then Ogryn might as well not exist

[tall grove]

First Christmas without a dad
Pray for me gang

[jaunty path]

news it better consumed through the press. I feel I can better detect propaganada through text.

[hazy kestrel]

My condolences.

[jaunty path]

but yea it doesn't feel very jolly for me this year.

[jaunty path]

🫂

[tall grove]

All good, cancers a bitch but what are ya gonna do?

Death is a part of life

[misty trench]

I hope you're all able to find some joy and solace at this time of year

[tall grove]

I’m around 8 hours away from my console
So
That’s impossible 😔

[modest flume]

No, you

[hazy kestrel]

Based Aquila, as usual. Happy holidays, king.

[misty trench]

not because it's christmas, but because we all deserve to be happy at least for a little while in spite of the world around us

[jaunty path]

hug

fuck

[modest flume]

IT'S ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND FIGHT

[jaunty path]

why did I say hug

I think Im gonna lay back down or smth

[hazy kestrel]

Mayhaps you require a hug?

[jaunty path]

Probably!

[tall grove]

The only thing I know for real 🔥

[modest flume]

Happy holidays to everyone

May everyone enjoy the brief respite from the crazy shit going on

[thorn axle]

Merry christmas

[tall grove]

Again, can’t
Console’s back at home

[modest flume]

You got me

[dapper trench]

@wicked python im not interested dawg

Get out of my dms

[modest flume]

[tall grove]

Commission bot got you?

[dapper trench]

fuck it i'm going postal this time

[jaunty path]

Its a scam lmaoooooo look at the art

[dapper trench]

i do my own art

[tall grove]

Merry Christmas Eve
Also, 25

[dapper trench]

its on my profile

[tall grove]

I regret nothing
You gotta do your best dude impression

[hazy kestrel]

Did I ever tell you all that I have “Bold and Brash” hanging on my wall? It’s my favorite wall painting of the ones I have.

I saw it at the store for like 10 bucks maybe a year or so ago and I knew I had to buy it.

[tall grove]

Post proof in zealot chat
Mostly because idk what that painting is

[dapper trench]

Yeah

[hazy kestrel]

Done

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

[languid hazel]

I have made a resolution to improve myself this coming year. Starting today >:3

ONE THOUSAND SQUATS PER DAY!

Long term goal :3

[sleek harness]

Yall pick a class for me to play

I can't decide

[tall grove]

Psyker

[languid hazel]

Ogryn

[sleek harness]

The jolly speaks first

[tall grove]

Headpop psyker specifically

[languid hazel]

Maybe I’ll settle for 100 squats per day. Sounds a bit more reasonable :3

[sleek harness]

Exactly the build I was going to use

[modest flume]

Leg day will skip you

[misty trench]

that is certainly more reasonable lmao

[jaunty path]

scum

[tall grove]

Do the Saitama routine

That’ll prolly work

One frame man training regiment

[jaunty path]

you'l die if you do it

also saitama is bald

[hazy kestrel]

A small price to pay for thunder thighs, I suppose.

[jaunty path]

death

[languid hazel]

I’d rather be completely bald than balding

[sleek harness]

Later

Like

Very very later

[hazy kestrel]

Thunderous thighs are more important.

[tall grove]

I love headpop psyker

[gilded socket]

What up gays

[languid hazel]

Awrf!

[tall grove]

A ceiling

[amber delta]

man I love Christmas so much

[gilded socket]

Wruff

[modest flume]

Speak for yourself

[tall grove]

I can’t wait for Christmas

[tall grove]

Homosexual

[tall grove]

If you’re straight you gotta get banned

[modest flume]

No thanks I'm good

[misty trench]

nah if I start going I wanna have that Alfred Pennyworth cut

[tall grove]

So very true

[knotty terrace]

well guess i'm probs gonna get banned since i'm straight

[languid hazel]

Why would you get banned for that? 🤨

[misty trench]

I'm sorry it had to end like this

😔

[tall grove]

Straights aren’t allowed here

[jaunty path]

Is god real and am I going to hell

[tall grove]

No and yes

[misty trench]

no, and you're already in it

[knotty terrace]

wait ya joking right am i seriously gonna get banned over something like that

[misty trench]

Deadly serious (of course I'm joking lmao)

[jade stump]

My discord wasn’t fully loaded so punch up’s name was white for a sec, really thought he got thanosed

[jaunty path]

Where is the hot spider femboys like in hazbin hotel

[modest flume]

oh my gosh Punchy you finally spoke!

I'm so proud

[misty trench]

idk how to tell you this but hazbin hotel is not a documentary

[tall grove]

The only hot vivzipop character is loona

[languid hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/helluva-boss-loona-helluva-boss-loona-wave-waving-gif-15525323188423673321

[jaunty path]

Yea it is

liar.

[jaunty path]

I'm gonna find you :3