#general-chat
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Found out the loyal Moebian 21st are still alive and are in the trenches. I am happy
“My hope will never die” BE BOOOP BOOPP BOOP BE BOO BOO
for now
"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment"
Oi! They still there!!
Yeah that kinda wasn't a great attempt ngl.
for now
I hit a call of duty 360 headshot with a revolver once on some desert map with a factory on it refinery or something. I remember jumping of the top of the building and karate chopping my controllers right sticked then hitting the trigger to spin and shoot them in the head mid fall
What if, moebian 67th?
FOR EVER
That's already one of the penance cosmetics
Best 360 I ever got and it was a bullshit attempt. Didn’t expect a karate chop to cause a 360 headshot
noice
I'm actually serious, the Veteran Standard Issue torso outfit is for the Moebian 67th
rust my beloved
I'm going to throw you into a deep fryer
Bald
The OG trick shot map
I know, tbf I wasn’t trying very hard
understandable
As an aside, mackerel sushi is goddamn delicious
fantastic texture, great flavour
All around peak food
absolutely
Hey hag
Cant denyit
my balls are bald im not bald im not bald!!! mye had is full of hair!!!<,,
Hey guys question
Gay as fuck
let mer be gay 
Which enemy of the imperium of man would be the most fun to shoot they head fucking SMOOF clean off
The owner of this post was found alive
:O! how do you kmnow that where is the font??? fpmt?? font?
SWITCH EM DOWN NEPHEW
Snipers are allways fun to fucking shoot they fucking head clean smoof off
brain burst their head off is fun
The emperor or mankind speaking to Guiliman?
Black Templar fans
does Cadia still stands?
I don’t even know shit about the space marines
no im answering your question
I learned here black Templar’s are super racist
Honestly absolutely barrel stuffing a poxwalker with the kickback is one of the most satisfying things to do as an ogryn
70% of their fans are bigots
They just fucking explode
GW needs to do better in dealing with the bigots in their fanbase but they never will because they want their money
Does leveling a character 30 affect other character progressions like buffing exp gain or just shared resources
shared resources
just shared resources
If you want faster xp gain, play quickplay
No gays allowed
and put 10% exp on all your curios
I always do
Unfortunately bigots/racist are sometimes the biggest money spenders
they piss them off eventually and they all say theyre quitting the hobby every time Black Library posts a new book which has a black person or a woman in the cover
so thats fun
Until we get a black skinned Black Templar
I mean it’s a lot of companies
That would fucking beautiful 😭
I saw that they did a darker Space Wolf and so many people crashed out
oh the day that happens is going to be so fucking fun to see the meldown on twiter
that really shows how all of the bigots are tourists

It takes twenty seconds of googling to find out that people from the southern areas of Fenris are darker skinned lol
I remember when they tried to make power girl a black woman with normal sized breasts all the power girl fans at dc went insane
racists are always dumbasses ofc theyre going to be big spenders
I would draw the line at smaller tiddy ngl but I like the booba
Exactly
They had to do a 180 and bring back giant tit blonde white last power girl with the boob window as a response
based take
People literaly went iwe don’t mind the character but we want power girl to have giant tits and a boob window
so why are you here
saw some guy say "what’s next? white salamanders?"
OOOOOO SHIT
idc what color she is, KEEP THE BOOBS BIG AND HAVE THE TITTY WINDOW IN THE OUTFIT
roasted
People got racist over it sadly
we should gather all bigots in a single place and nuke it
There should be a successor chapter to the Salamanders that are all ashen skin
The horny created frustration that lead to horny fans going racist because smaller titty no boob window
Just to piss those people off
Speaking of boobs where is my boobplate for my arbites Fatshark?!
is ashen a lighter shade?
I will say I’m fan make a new character and don’t remake old character unless you have an actual vision and aren’t just using the established character for attention
where is bra removal option for the hive scum i cant see the tattoos properly
Like miles morales is a fucking cool character
ashes are usually pretty light, yeah. Like a grey at the darkest
Very different from Peter Parker
Titties out for the Emperor
i don’t see why not, it could be pretty cool
the entire atoma would be rulled by naked womans lmao
nudity should be a big part in 40k aesthetic considering religious art and religious themes and blah blah blah
I wish we had color options for the bras
#ABetterAtoma
Cant say the same for you
I think the meanest thing ever was when Spider-Man’s wife Mary Jane was lost in space or some shit and he thought he found her but it was just a water man clone of Mary Jane that then melted into vapor in his arms and fucking died.
true to that!
This was after Mary Jane was missing for months too
Gender neutral as well. Ogyrn should be able to let it hang
Yeah but the whole thing is a parody of Thatcher/Reagan-era conservatism. So we need heavy turtlenecks that show no curves on ALL characters
They needed to make miles morales black so Spider-Man could have lightning powers, also why is it a stereotype for half superheros to control lightning?
everyone in 40k should be like orks
asexual just vibes
b-b-but.... sexy women.... :(......
Go cry
Black people have electric and speed powers
Did you not know this?
Date a black woman
tiddies jiggling up and down
No and why can they do that
(careful)
How do they control the lightning
silence
a black woman is speaking
sit down and listen

Make it a cosmetic unlock for clearing Havoc 40
that would be cool
I mean there is Thief's Harness 😛

one day we will get brood brother face cosmetic
darktide jiggle physics update when
fartshark take notes on how to make money
for all class including arbites
woman?
guy joins as zealot "im bad at zealot psyker swap". I swap and guy proceeds to be the most dogshit psyker i have ever seen
Shirtless ogyrn was a step in the right direction. Next step is pantsless Ogryn
Darktide jiggle physics for ogryns
It’s a good thing Fatshark doesn’t listen to this gooner brained cesspool and we’re getting admech class next right? Please?
Only ogryns
Alerted horde sah. Cheeks clapping sah!
darktide booba size option update when
I was thinking about big belly’s
I think our next character should be a tau fire cast. In fact, make it the fire caste guy from the hit FPS Fire Warrior
well a bit of tiddies jiggling would not hurt anybody
next class should be half conscious servitor ;p
Basically any of the medicae servitors
Special attack that staggers enemies and ignores hit mass
yeah but half conscious combat servitor
relapses into a scream and then just beeps back to normal
Ogryn having jiggly fat would be fun
I think it would be funny if we got a servitor class there was a node for it that would allow double melee like arbite can stop running the dog
New class is a medicae station on wheels
why are we sexualizing the ogryns
Bears are a thing you know
Because he is hot
Bears?
Bears are a kind of large, hairy gay man.
It’s darktide general dude everyone talks like that
LETS GO BEARS!!!! FUCK TGE PACKERS
"Enemy life signals detected. Approaching. Initiating combat mode... [Vox glitches out] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH- [Static] ..."
Hive Scum: "WHATS THE BOX OF SCRAPS SCREAMING FOR?!"
I thought of like the actual animal 
Hey that was a good question tho
yes well ogryns could also fit that description
What’s up with electricity and speed being black powers ?
Would you rather my name be pickles again?
Do Ogryns even have relations like that
The pickle meat man would be a crazy name
if we get mechanicus itshould be like that, where one of the ability tree choices is you being able to pull out a servitor that stuns targets in an area or something
Go film a documentary on it
Follow them back home
Richard Attenborough go
some are created in vat tanks so idk
March of the ogryns
"He can fly~"
"Oh, apparently Grian can fly"
God, Wild Life was a great season
I need admech class now please I need admech fps game
So you're going to get Borderlands The Presequel and you're going to play Wilhelm.
i want either mechanicus or a servitor class but anything else is also acceptable as long as it feels good and have good cosmetics
Never please
I hate hive scum because it took admech from the people
no funesies
genestealer class
yeah i get it your personality is being generic anry guy
Yeah I’m going to kill and eat you, disrespectfully
let’s goooo
ascension day
It's so unnecessary for Darktide tho, if you want some sex appeal, go play smthn else. I like big boobs as much as everyone else but not in Darktide
wouldnt even make the slight sense of that happening but it could be cool
no funesies
yeah darktide and fanservice don't really fit
i don’t mind if it doesn’t make sense
The fan service is admech
unless..? 
Exactly yeah
darktide has a TON of fan service... just not that kind 
id just like to play as the best faction
i don't think orks will fit the story
This is why we need a Japanese made Gatcha game that's pay 2 win and has fan service all over it but for warhammer
lame lame lame lame
I fucking hate gacha
Same
you mean tacticus
it kinda has to make sense
The Imperium would never ally with genestealers for obvious reasons and don't tyranids avoid chaos mostly...? epecially Nurgle?
so i dont get why theyd be in Atoma
real shit give me my admech or sororitas
Fr? Tacticus is like that?
Guess imma steer clear then
no boobs but it’s gacha
games workshop cares which is why people bring it up

genestealer cults can be in a hive city for decades, it’s probably been on atoma before the cult of admonition arrived
unfortunately GW hates fun and is very strict on these kinds of stuff
off topic but its crazy how the imperium gives battle sisters armored booba
Can't believe we got a warhammer gatcha game and it doesn't even have the thing that makes people play them (I assume)
honestly? i'm kind of glad they've kept warhammer warhammer after seeing whats happened to things like magic
i like the armored booba
it has a few sisters of battle
honestly yeah
and the female custode lady
yeah but it some times gets in the way of cool stuff like how in space marine 2 we dont have chaos focused operations or even chaos optimization for either PvE or PvP
Closest we'll get to Warhammer 40k boobs I suppose other than overly sexualised slaaneshi demons
Which fucking sucks
That’s a sister of silence
GW being so tight knit helps keep the artsyle of their games all coherent
There's Fem custodes now
no the one from the tithes
me love female custodes i need more art of them
there is a chance genestealers are coming, but as an enemy faction
pvp in a horde game isn't ever popular
which would be cool
oh you're a chud :(
i will join them
its unfortunate the imperium gives all silent sisters that fuckass haircut 🥀 🥀
for Shame
Bad decision, gw please acknowledge the sisters of battle and silence
i know but customization there is also strict because of GW (theorized)
Bald with a single like pony tail or whatever?
yeah you're a chud :/ blocked
sitter of silence 
Nah this ain't it.
When? I just remember the sister of silence
"uh duhr!!! GW cant make custodes female because.... other female faction exists!!!" loser ahh
female custodes are good because they have more biomass
Oof
I think i've had that dude blocked for a while ngl
google it
one day we will get to terra
not at all what they said
female custodes are cool because they are cool
big people with big armor and weapons is cool
yes
who has flamethrower?
We need more female space marines too lesgo
other than Pysker's staff?
zealot can use flamethrower
in game? Zealot
Yeah Zealot
yes bro, who let the serfs give them that cut man they need to be put in the Contraption™
it'd be cool but its space marine slop so probably shouldnt exist... i want more fem custodes tho
make the other 2 lost primarchs a female too, lessgooo
Yeah, like it's gotta be one of the worst haircuts ever in 40k tbh
lmaoo imagine
make female orks lets gooo
Not a fan
arent the lost primarchs like a space for people to make homebrew stuff?
like
yeah but they are the default human(ish) soldier faction.
its more a reflection of the emps views as to why there are only men in their ranks... 40k is a satire at its heart
its purposefully never going to ghet explained
but also some of the old creators uh... were also weird... see early battle sisters lol
Nah. Only reason I say not to is because Big E is a FUCKING BIGOTED SHITPILE WHO DESERVES WHAT HE GOT.
maybe good commentary or something
its sad veterans dont get flamethrower....or a melta gun
a shame
atleast they got DN
one day veteran will get melta and autogun hopefully
Who?
i know but i think it getting retconned is not that bad if properly introduced
i like fem custodes but not how they were introduced "They always existed."
couldve been cool if they were created and it was a scientific breaktrough 40k science
so Cawl makes one and Guilliman goes "interesting."
more like... he thought himself the strongest and most best so when he went to create the best they were more in his image then not because of how he viewed himself
the emperor
Reminds me of that convo about Malc suggesting to make some of the primarchs female so they'd get along better
Oh right, never seen him referred to as Big E
we have autoguns?
there no build up just they exist
yeah the introduction was ass :/
The Emperor is Santa Clause and you cannot disprove that
i mean like the machine gun on tabletop
Nah the Emporer said:
Only men will receive my seed
oh you mean stubber?
nop
Galaxies biggest homosexual
:3
its essentially a machine gun
in brood brothers the cadian commander can take a drum fed autogun
Didnt he haev a wife tho
and Ogryn has them
bro never even touched her he made their sons with DNA samples
i like to see more variety of gun
That's fair
I learned that the difference between a stubber and an autogun is that a stubber uses cased ammunition and sometimes the calibre is only made on like the one planet and autoguns are caseless ammo and slightly better technologically.
because the gun now is kind of run of the mill
pretty sure it was purely for political reasons too
Malcador probably arranged that wedding and Big just complied
i need something weird
I need them to add Meltas honestly
#40k-minis-and-armies my commander has one
Dang really
bro missed out on a 10
yeah stubbers are usually shorthand for "shit local guns"... at least alot of times
looking at you guys painted miniature
laser beam melta or space marine 2 melta
long las (a powerful sniper version of lasgun), melta, grenade launcher (for veterans and such)
Didn't realise autoguns where caseless, that's cool
and of course hot shot las
Idk, not a fan of SM2's Meltas tbh
and then i look at my shame box
its not out of the realm of possibility
Big E just didnt really have human emotions that much due to his power and god complex (kind of)
I think we should give the ogryn a vulkite cannon
i got like a bunch of space marine that i havent painted yet
they don’t have very much punch to them do they
closest thing he had to a friend was Malcador and even him Big E saw as a tool to be discarded as soon as it got its jobe done
Baby it's cold outside
give ogryn a clearance incinerator
and being made up thousands of ancient shaman souls
Arrrwwwoooo
and a seismic cannon
if Malcador ever failed him he would not hesitate to replace him
dude a seismic cannon would go so hard
is that even canon atp didnt it get retconned?
sup my guy, snowing?
guess living for as long as he did, it prolly just warped his take on how he sees people as a whole
chat......look at the launcher
i think so
Not really tbh, that's why I don't like them
it just kind of unexplained now
yeah he was a piece of shit
Woof
we just know he want to help humanity
they should add a seismic cannon to ogryn that makes enemies go flying
in the shittiest way possible
that would have a good punch to it
The Emperor was wrong and I could kick his shins.
What about it?
Not yet but it's around -1 i think
the plan he had was solid but he fucked up the execution completely
making me close my game to check it lol
True, would be peak 
I think we just got played like a damn fiddle lmao.
some genestealer weapons would be awesome in darktide
yea apperantly human has "emotion" and are not just logic machine
fact
we already got. a needle pistol recently
idk, did you see that hive scum is out 
More weapons would be nice tho
i like to see the drilling machine the genestealer have
i would like a webber and seismic cannon
Seems so, luckily I wasn't game so opening launcher isn't that bad
and the truck too thats so fucking cool
mining laser? or the big saw
Wouldn't a webber just be trapper gameplay?
look who it is 😭
the truck appears in some levels
???
Which is why he fucked up with the primarchs
the moment chaos fucked him up by scattering his sons around the galaxy he knew he needed to lock in
but NOOOO he still decided to ignore all of his sons needs and feelings to go be an asshole and demand blind loyality for no space for actual father and son bonding
Would be cathartic, that.
i believe
trap the trapper
but no big saw and machine gun on the front
new penance
and that make me sad
true
Baldddoooo
baldi
there is a big lorry based off the goliath truck in darktide
Yeah I still don't get it
i hope we get it as a model in the future
I hate trappers because whenever I dodge a dog there's always a trapper there to snag me
I saw that on the launcher and didn't think anythin of it
did u see that kitty i sent
Why is the cat bald :(
he could at least fake emotion
Trapper waves in Mortis Trials 
at least make them feel appreciate
I hate them
40 :(
The humble Ogryn with infinite lag grenades: 
hey don't mess with my boi path
Idk who they are
what crime did i commit!!!
chase killed my family
😔
why he boucin like that
I wish they never fixed them ngl, it was so funny when every time they got thrown it was like a benchmark test
he did but thats the problem, because he immediately did an 180 once he thought the time to stop acting was done
he also never trusted his sons to teach them about the warp or the chaos gods, neither did he give them what they actually wanted
maybe if Emps listened to Perturabo wanting to be the one building fortress instead of Dorn for a lil while he WOULDNT TURNED HERETIC
He prolly dont hang around much in the Vet channel 
I got blocked by someone else today too, dunno why. A shame, they were nice to talk about art for a bit.
goodbye chase 😔

I mean cabbit has be blocked and i dont even know why 
so weird i've always liked her
*They
fact from what i remember he didnt really care
It wasn’t Cabbit tho in my case.
Huh?
just that his father wants a palace
maybe karien told her i was transphobic or something. she's always saying that about me
pisses me off
Gaypression
me of all people

why are you bein mean to me :c
Because
The pals and I are just talking about being blocked by x-person for no identifiable reason.
Daium...devil's claw is underrated wtf
Kobeni the goat
devils claw sucks
treuuue
You should change as a person, get worse
It's fun to parry everything
Fair
I have many people blocked
do you have me blocked? :(
Fr it saved me many times against those ragers
I just can't use any other melee now because of this
I have this amazing flaw where I forget but never forgive so I block people and then forget why I blocked them
No :3
yay :)
if she blocked me because of karien i'm going to have a shitfit
Nah. I’d rather maintain my current self and/or become a better person. I genuinely don’t know what I could have said to get that person to block me. 
I usually just block people whose vibes are hella off
i need to redownlong the plugin that excludes the big "BLOCKED MESSAGE" thing from chat
Failed the vibe check
Maybe they were tired of my long rambling art talks. 
vencord!!
Yeag, I wish I could hide it
Nah what you gotta do is be opinionated like me
i really dont know how to interact with people
A random beta player told me about how underrated it is and give it a shot and ngl this melee saves a lot
use better discord
Nah, I’m good. 
whats vencord
Aight have fun
no use vencord!!!!
why vencord
Same tbh. It's mostly people who are annoying, or like give me bad vibes, or are mean
Btw does the cosmatic shop reset every 1 week or 2 weeks ?
I would but like i'm lazy and can't be bothered tbh
open source alternative that runs better than OD
2 weeks usually I think
DEMON HOST!!
trueee...
ohhh...
Unless my phone was just being buggy?
I could message them, but couldn’t emoji react to their messages for some odd reason. It would appear, then get deleted a second later.
this pisses me off so much she did not have me blocked this morning when i sent her cute kittens
Damn...I want to get a specefic mask for the arbiter so badly 🙁
it a poxpuppy
Also chat, it's Christmas Eve
Real
biggest fear i have is giving off bad vibes to someone 
If someone has blocked you why worry about it
Oh, don't worry, Arbites shop stuff never rotates
its krimas
some times you ge curious to why
It's me. I am a certified Bad Vibe Bringer ™
That's a cute poxpuppy...what he's name ? princes cubcake ?
sorry chat its me im the bad vibes grinch
you're perfect how could u give anyone bad vibes
We haven't had new Arbitrator stuff since the release of the class
Wrong
I’m not particularly worried, it just caught me off guard lmao.
silly weezo
Yeah but you also bring shovels (and also toxin now?)
everybody dance 
If it doesn't rotate I saw a mask there that is not in this shop at all called
Though there was another case way back when, I got some chat ragebaiter to block me, which felt good. 
Poison for everyone!!!
does that mean you're a grinch towards bad vibes?
Yippeee :3
furry with a nose ring
idk, i just have the irrational fear of being a bad person without realizin
karien and i do not like each other and she's been telling people i'm racist/transphobic and it's hilariously ironic
Tru
you are just fine
called voicebox rebreather I saw someone with arbiter had it and kept looking for it but can't find it and waited for a rotation and still nothing
she is?
whos karien
I don't know who that person is
grinching it frfr
Another fella that hangs around here sometimes
A MEAN ASS PERSON
Same tbh but like I feel if I give bad vibes to someone, i'm probably not welcome in the place anyway or it's not for me so like it's fine ig, I try not to think too much on it
she's a girl
idk whats happening
oo
Wait what's wrong with the nose ring
who here has a mean ass?
Girls can be your fellas
Me
me king 
Might be ocd. Not a psychiatrist, but what you mentioned about irrational thoughts is a key factor of various ocd themes.
me
That's not Arbites exclusive, that's for multiple classes so yeah that'll be on rotation
nothing I just don't know how else to ID you X>
oooooh okay that is even better
Thanks a lot
i try not to thik about it bu the thought creeps in some times
Yeah np :3
Wdym? Like IRL?
ive been to psychiatrists and stuff and they never suspected ocd but i have anxiety, autism and adhd so that might be why

Saucilise
both way
don't be a bad person and accept everyone
Yeag, same tbh
stand in front of the 7/11
Talk to peepol

Just talk like you’re talking to us pal. I say, as I fail to socialize much irl.

im currently behind one
Don’t talk to anyone here and you should be fine
it's like a sauce but but..uhh saucliseztion sauce or uhh..I forgor okay

people walk in the front

i did not know that
but people scary some times :t
Go so social clubs, go bar and start speakin to people assuming you're old enough to drink, idk. That's for IRL at least.
But like just chat away here in discord, i've met some people here, also social media, if people are lookin to find friends to game.
BOOOO!
if anyone is mean to u tell me who they are
One of my best friends I met on Bluesky askin for people to play Darktide with on my main acc after gaining a following on my gimmick account (cabbitposting)
I wish people wanted to play with me but I'm hard to get along with D:
murder
WAAHHH!!!
Women in general are intimidating.
My socialization skills go out the window. 
okey
Ya. People are scary. Anxiety be like that. But sometimes you just have to say "fuck it" and full send a conversation if you really want it.
i suprisingly get along with woman
I'm scared of Cis Men and Cis Women who aren't queer tbh
I've been better about that over the years.
Get darktided!!!
ngl my socialization skills go out the window with anyone, i turn into a rock and just reply with dry stuff like "Yeah, I get it. I feel you. I understand" and so on
sorry
same
best i can do is "hi, good day. Bye"
Me the first couple of meet ups
boo
You're chill :3
Big Mood
And the I just peel away
wait no i’m queer probably
im so mad
Find something for a conversation starter
Like
Er
why mad
Darktide.
do i need to put up a big fuckin sign
Art history? 
It's basically only IRL that I actually fear Cis, non-queer people
How's it going fellas
Like try to speak with an arbiter...about how great the lex is
Chemical warfare!
i cannot just say do you know about hit game limbus company to a random classmate
What are you asking Santa to get you for Christmas this year?
Monie
like what will he think about me
Online idc, because me being queer is on all my profiles for stuff so if someone doesn't like it, I can block them or they can block me
I asked Santa for sisters of battle
WE’RE GOING BACK TO THE TRENCHES OF OSWEIC WITH THIS ONE LADS! 
NO DONT BRAIN BURST THE KITTY
My partner got me a Sisters of Battle Squad :3
how is it i'm friendly with her and send her cute kitties this morning and suddenly i'm evil
lucky you
I'd feel like an NPC
"Mhm. What a wonderful weather we're having"
Fucking fallout idle dialogue
i got into debt to buy warhammer
Mood.
Be an asshole prove them right
i stg if it's karien i'll lose my shit
I hope Santa brings me one
Sitters of battle 
die meat puppet
Why boo
hmm...must've been the wind.
It was at the top of my list
That's really how it be sometimes.
That would be really cool :3
Just gotta make the most out of it.
pain
It's easier said than done. For sure.
That and some money for paints
i’m scaring you
honestly that shit works to break the ice
halloweeeen
2 main things I want for Christmas
"At least it's not raining"
-Preston Garvey (while it's raining)
As goofy as it is to say: The Arthurian Romances by Chretien de Troyes.
👻 👻 👻

I’m a sucker for a good romance. 
what if i want the ice to be there....
chase was one of the nicest people here too 😔
its a book?
Multiple, actually!
Is that like some of the original king arthur stories?
I should read books tbh, I might become smart 
good news everyone
Aye
That's cool
im no longer chain by academic test
sometimes it helps to appear friendly
"What was that? Must've been the wind."
- Whiterun guards, as I pickpocket them and leave them naked to roam the city
Only times I read a book if its shit im recently into 
CHASE USED ME REACT GODDAMN IT
I read a historical fiction book trilogy that was a retelling of the Arthurian legend that I really really liked
Read Horus Rising because it was warhemmer
the best romance are the ones you least expected
Huh?
this is gonna drive me nuts
the evil intimidating horse....
It follows one of Arthur's best friends rather than Arthur
Nuh uh
i just read whatever alot, thinking about rereading the hyperion cantos again because its been a few years
i only read the inquistior omnibus
I have Sir Thomas Mallory’s Arthurian legend in the old-timey English. It’s hard to understand at times, but peak.
what was his name again
LONG LIVE CAIPHAS CAIN
it's on the tip of my tongue
Well there was a bunch of knights of the round table
:3
There's Lancelot
YES
Lancelot is a bastard in these books actually lol
The only Lancelot I know is the guy from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
WHY DID YOU BLOCK ME
Idk, I forgot
YOU FREAKED ME OUT
i know him from fgo
oh my GOD
Sorry 
The character the books follow is one that to my knowledge aren't originally in the stories
:3
this is me rn
Bro malded
bro baldin
Idk, I block people for saying something and like then I forget why I did it but it's usually me being stupid or whatever
constantly checking tracking order to see if there was any updates on the figures i ordered
you'd have to be awesome with a name like derfel, you'd die with a name like that otherwise
omg i literally sent u kitties this morning
still nothing after 8 days
two kitties with glasses

He lives to be an old man
Send them again, I don't see them 
im scared of u now!!!! ur blocking people for kitties idk what u want!!!!
the most powerful derfel
yeah i'll send them gimme a minute
Me, waiting for my special edition to arrive in 175 more business days: ⚰️
Noooo, it wasn't for kitties, it was like a while ago before I was away for a week probably
WTF!!!!
The book takes place in the 500s so Christianity is starting to take over England and he's forced to become a monk
Impulsive Blocking Disorder amirite
special order of what
Sorry, I forgor why, otherwise I would be like more sorry because I would at least know why
Ah lmao
And the book tells the story by him reciting them as an old man
I genuinely can't remember why
The Era of Ruin book
oooo
you guys live in north america i presume
Nah
Damn Scalpers took the special edition of Lords of Silence from me, but at least I’ll have this. 
Imma post wife's (not actually married) cats in the pet channel I think
SEA
those book are a rarity in SEA
sweet
i live in vietnam and cant find those thing anywhere
i posted our guinea pigs yesterday
or they are to expensive
i think we should kill all scalpers

Oh cool, I always wanted a Guinea Pig growing up tbh
Whenever I have a pet smaller than a cat it never goes well
like one of those book
So I've given up on anything like that
I want a rat.
a talking one ?
fancy rats seemed interesting until i realize how short their lives are
I want a stoat
Some
Nah just a rat.
how do i use vencord this shit is confusing
i like rat but im kinda scare of them
am i just dumb
cus i have bad experience with
@fair bridge 's department
a hamser
She recommended it to me too but am lazy
Those things are murder machines
two
I have a dog rn, a pug, but I kinda want a bnuuy tbh
I meant to say: Buy your rat a tiny car! They love those.
@fair bridge tech support heeeellpppp!!!
Bnuuy-core
IDK if I'd ever want a bunny
Why not?
what is even vencord
rotund creature
its like discord
fat
They're dumb and shit everywhere
but different
what's wrong my love
better discord but better at performance
how do i use vencord i dont even know how to install plugins
let me get home and i'll show you
What's vencord
gimme 20-30 minutes
Awooga
helo genchat
fuck this is tech support fr
like betterdiscord but open source and runs better
30 minutes of waiting
Hello Malarkey
Not if you train them

genestealers tomorrow
Hello Malarkey. 
haaai
hopium huh ?
Honestly I didn't know you could train that out of them
omg i am on my phone at the pool hall
no im using the warp
hang on
Everyone I've ever known who has had one did not
Didnt know you can even train rabbits
I follow a lot of bunny accs on instagram and their buns don't shit all over the floor so I assume they're trained
I can’t put my finger on why, but this smiley guy unsettles me.
lord of change told that to you i presume
the
he got alterier motive
Maybe it depends on the rabbit
i just know it
Well if someone waves at you looking like that id be unsettled too
What kinda pool hall? Like the swimming pool or like pool the game with the sticks and the balls?
I've had 3 bearded dragons and the first one was potty trained I shit you not
Gay sad
He wouldn't shit unless he was in a warm bath
Probably tbh
billiards, the game with sticks
it is fun!!
tahts sick
i love it
what are their names
cool
ok i gotta drive home so i can give tech support to weezo
First one was Buddy
I can't play it sober tho, nor too drunk. I have a certain level of tipsy I gotta get too and I become good at it
Second one was asshole
I wouldn't mind a pet tbh
same!!
Jesus christ 
Third is Edward
I wouldn't get something that needed me around all the time but like
Oh, that's kinda crazy, not the kinda pet I would expect to be potty trainable
Okay like the first and 3rd are alright
stop bein mean!!!
What happened to the 2nd one 
i love being bi
It also makes it more fun :3
Asshole was named that cause they shit everywhere and bit me
im slowly turning bi
nvm i found outhow to use it im not as dumb as i thouhjt i was
but im too scared to talk to people so yea
I never really had much attachment to them
Lived up to his name
Buddy died and I was super bummed about it
And my mom was too and she wanted to get another lizard
And while I didn't really have any desire to get another lizard I didn't really have any objections to it either
love my doggos
except my grandma cat though
will never forget the first one
I have a small vial with his fur still in it 
I sometimes open it so my other dogs can sniff him after he passed
I like Edward alot more than I ever liked Asshole but I still don't have any strong connection to them
Buddy was awesome
like its more my sister pet since its was gifted to her by her boyfriend
one is black and one is white
happy Crisler
He kinda just laid on my chest like he was a rock while I played games
on the first day i swear to god the white one piss on the black
like straight in the eye
Merry Chrysler? 
Which made us kindred spirits
Hamsters genuinely have like 1 braincell each
We were both lazy fatasses
yesssssh
yes but here the funny thing
they live for like 6 month
do you know what happen when you give a 10 year old and a 15 year old something that live
my sister forgot about the hamster
and they just
Have you guys seen that video of the girl who had the elderly hamster?
starved to death
no i think the black one die because the white one piss on him too much
Oh, that's really sad
sad but our reaction is kinda bizzare
was it the one that didnt even have hair anymore
poor guy lmao
my grandma decide to just leave their corpse infront of the house
Down!!
Yeah lol
Oh, I mean ig they can be food for other animals then
and it stay there
Like a snake
nothing take them
Throws dog treat
and i live in a city to so thats really weird
nothing eat them
I wonder how old it is
Aaaa
gramp title old
Imma go bed now I think chat :3 Goodnight everyone :3
eats it viciously

Goodnight pal.

good night
Ciao chase
headpats you
Gonna go too. Work tomorrow.
-w-...
Hope work goes well, goodnight :3
also funny story
Have a good rest
that boyfriend that give us the hamster
i figured outhow to use vencord
also threaten to kill us
Thank u, goodnight
on lunar new year of all time
Well return the favor, and keep the promise 
Well that's. Something.
invisiwide
im not joking that really happen
that guy stand in front of our house
from 1 pm to 12 am
Oh a legit stalker.
my wife..... is so beautkful,....
Oof.
and when my sister comeout he is just crying and rolling on the floor
begging her to take him back
no shes mine
Mark ark of mal
minee!!!!
and for like the next 3 month
Our wife
communism....,
nice wife
Ngl i didn’t really like Blazer. Courtney all the way
shame the use of firearm isnt allowed in vietnam
i would love to touch a reapeater rifle
Not allowed but not impossible 
thats true
so shitty experience all around with that guy
base her
I'm glad you got rid of him.. I hope
me and my sister share a room so i have to hear there screaming match while they were still together
that emote tho wuh da hell
yea hes gone
i want that sticker...stealing
ikr 
should i buy arma chat
thieeff
reforger
no buy me more aquilas
did u figure out da plugins
yeah am smart :3
no me

weezo!!
thats illegal..
reporting you to discord...

Being smart is illegal in the Imperium of Man
Stupid
my dad works at discord
Why Ogyrn is top dog
nuhuh u
troofnuke
Tis the festive season, for breakfast i have some Eggnog
Yeahuh
stolen as well
Ogryns are gud bois
thats pretty gay..
No me
cuz
For lunch, a light serve of Eggnog
And finally, Eggnog for dinner
6️⃣
🫴
7️⃣
🫴
D: my dads not gay!!!
small is the mind for doubt... wait thats not how itworks...
That’s not what he told me last night
Mandated Edict: Brainrot
what did he tell you last nighjt
Some inferior: Makes a mom joke at me
Me: Laughs because I have two dads
Mandated Edict: give me pets :c
That he was gay

pet
mandated edict: bird women

big boi how does it feel to be very based


