general-chat

[feral vessel]

Go on.

I am listening

[tall grove]

Space marine daemonculaba

[feral vessel]

like genuinely intrigued

[round mica]

Death Guard has Nurglings inside their belly does that count?

[tired steeple]

You know what this angle doesn’t reduce Yvraine to a damsel so this is good

[lusty estuary]

that's different

[feral vessel]

do not

[round mica]

Please do actually

[tall grove]

Just did

[nocturne bloom]

🫃

[round mica]

More daemonculaba slop

[feral vessel]

actually DAEMONCULABA MINIS YEAAAH

[tall grove]

That one drake album cover for some reason

[tired steeple]

Daemonculaba was just the wrong kind of grimdark

[lusty estuary]

a space marine daemonculaba implies something completely unlike an actual pregnacy and also the daemonculaba is grimslop and nobody should talk about it anymore lest they face the wrath of my militia

[round mica]

Konrad Curze can... never mind...

[tired steeple]

Shit just doesn’t fit 40k imo

[zinc marsh]

dude again she's a fucking eldar all she gotta do is some disney ass riddle and rhyme and bam - problem solved.

Except that time they summoned the sex demon that was bad.

[tired steeple]

Ah well we all make mistakes

[fast gorge]

daemonculaba is peak fiction

[round mica]

The what

[feral vessel]

i'd say it's trying so hard to be grimdark that it just becomes edgy

[tired steeple]

Slaanesh

[lusty estuary]

daemonculaba is acktuahlly my favorite part of 40k it's all i ever think about i'mn mthinking about it right now and it hurts

[round mica]

Oh yeah

[feral vessel]

big boi is typing
prepare for prophecy to be delivered

[tall grove]

“This is just quality slop you only like it because it’s good”

Hold on I’ll post that image

[low hemlock]

Where’s that Gigantic Mpreg that Saltzpie guy had

[zinc marsh]

Bro/Sis Got So Used To The NORMAL Warhammer That They Forgot The Fucked Up Warhammer™

[round mica]

All 40k is about 70% of the time is grimdarkslop idk why whine to that specific slop

[round mica]

True

[tired steeple]

Because there’s not really a point to it. It’s just shock value

[vivid tapir]

the truth is that all of 40k is bad and we're all just coping

[feral vessel]

that used to be the entirety of early warhammer though right

[tall grove]

#zealot-class message

[round mica]

So grimdark slop2

[tired steeple]

I thibk so

[lusty estuary]

i whine about the daemonculaba because it's a very specific archetype of grimslop that 40k has a bad habit of doing over and over again

[tired steeple]

Genestealers were pretty bad early on

[tall grove]

True
Instead of warring with aliens we should just crack aliens

[lusty estuary]

gratuitous violence against women

[feral vessel]

like early warhammer was even sillier with some of it's lore bits but it was self-aware of how ridiculous it was

[sinful pecan]

I'm sure Emperor's Children could help with that

[vivid tapir]

the worst sin GW committed was asking everyone to take its content seriously

and we committed the greater sin by saying yes

[zinc marsh]

You see
Normal grimdark is bad because its just... "Oh. we're all going to die. Thats bad"
Daemonculaba is bad because its "oh. THAT is whats going to happen... Bolter to forehead please"

[sinful pecan]

I wish I was one of Fulgrim's wives...

[round mica]

Real

[tired steeple]

I do just love when a world sucks

I love dystopias and shitty existences

[hazy kestrel]

Bonk!

[tired steeple]

40k was my first taste of it

[low hemlock]

More like not allowing Arbites to get any future Cosmetics

[feral vessel]

make warhammer more like 1984

[tired steeple]

I gotta get into cyberpunk

[round mica]

I typed a bad message that got censored by the auto bot please mods dont punish me

[tired steeple]

Did you use a slur

[round mica]

No

[zinc marsh]

did you mask a link under text again?

[dull hamlet]

I want a harness thingy for ogryn that the other classes can climb onto ogryn and be like a shoulder mounted turret

[hasty sky]

Hadron says execution in 15 minutes

[tired steeple]

You’ll be fine then

[feral vessel]

arbites next cosmetic is going to be matching pants and top 'armour' to that black leather hood

[low hemlock]

Naughty Naughty

[vivid tapir]

the reason the Caiaphas Cain novels and Owlcat's RT work so well is because they take the piss at every possible opportunity while still remaining lore friendly

[low hemlock]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[feral vessel]

you know which one

[tired steeple]

Does cunt get censored

No it does not

I can say “serves cunt”

[hasty sky]

I'M THE BOSS OF THIS HIVE CITY

[feral vessel]

kinky~!

[tall grove]

I think it could fit if it was emperors children stuff instead of iron warriors for some reason

[tired steeple]

I guess

[hasty sky]

Gachi jokes are eternal

[tired steeple]

Or druhkar

Druhkari

[hazy kestrel]

You are accused to treason and anti-Soviet behavior. The court finds you guilt and sentences you to be shot.

[tired steeple]

However you spell it

[sinful pecan]

If it's not space marines GW doesn't wanna hear it

[round mica]

Excuse me your honor i am NOT anti soviet im very karl max pilled

[lusty estuary]

the thing is whether or not it fits feels besides the point

as an actual narrative piece the daemonculaba is slop

[tired steeple]

But again it’s needlessly just cruel specifically to women

[feral vessel]

karl marx grave desecrated with labubu

[tall grove]

Yeah
If it was one of the factions that are cruel for the sake of cruelty
But not what are supposed to be pragmatic siege types

[tired steeple]

I’d be less bothered if the thing had some mpreg

Would I like it?

No

But it’d be slightly more understandable

[tall grove]

I do think it’d also be better if it were unisex, just to make it more unnatural

[lusty estuary]

don't worry you'll be on the space marine mpreg train soon enough

[feral vessel]

mpreg is somewhat believable in the context of 40k with how fucked up everything is

[dull hamlet]

Who the hell is Horus and why is he so Heretic

[feral vessel]

daemonculaba does not

[round mica]

Daemonculaba as a concept could've been better explored if it wasnt just a bad free harm to woman fantasy

[feral vessel]

that says something about the integrity of the setting

[low hemlock]

❓

[tall grove]

Because his last name is heresy

[tired steeple]

The 41st millenium probably has mpreg

[feral vessel]

he was in fact not the first heretic

[round mica]

It most likely has

[lusty estuary]

the daemonculaba probably would've been better left entirely unexplained beyond just "the chaos astartes are starting a breeding program"

[tall grove]

Fabius bile could def pull it off

[round mica]

And I want to get pregnant by a Night Lord
No i dont care whatever argument you have

[tired steeple]

Another thing is like

[vivid tapir]

are you kidding, that's Bile's whole thing

[tired steeple]

Can’t chaos marines already make more of themselves

It’s hard

[feral vessel]

i pray for your safety

[tired steeple]

Cause they need to steal other geneseeds

[round mica]

I think I wouldnt mind it if they were using daemons or just warp sorcery instead of human women

[tall grove]

He probably has already tbh

[lusty estuary]

only daemons may have my seed

[feral vessel]

it's even more difficult than with loyalists

[low hemlock]

well Empera made him go Waaa Waa bug mad and Horus told other brothers to follow him and give Empera a Beatin

[vivid tapir]

why else would he make a fuckign clone of Fulgrim

[round mica]

Do not i would be exactly where i want

[feral vessel]

WE DO NOT NEED TWO FULGRIMS ON THIS EARTH

[dull hamlet]

Truth

[tired steeple]

I’ll take two fulgrims if you won’t

[round mica]

Yes we do

Fym

[feral vessel]

okay one normal fulgrim and one stupid snake fulgrim

then we can talk

[round mica]

Only MALE DAEMONS may have my seed

[sinful pecan]

Futa nightlord🤤

[round mica]

Mpreg daemon

[lusty estuary]

stupid chud snake fulgrim son or normal fulgrim daughter

[tired steeple]

Aren’t all demons genderless

[round mica]

YES YES YES YES YES

[tired steeple]

Or sexless

Whatever

[round mica]

Accept my friend request Cinder

You are friend material

[lusty estuary]

really depends how woke the individual author is feeling

[sinful pecan]

I'M TRYING

[feral vessel]

tough choice

[dull hamlet]

For atoma

[feral vessel]

okay what about

nurgle son or slaanesh daughter
tho

[tired steeple]

Slaanesh daughter

I won’t catch what she has

My son? I’m becoming a poxwalker in 3 days

[round mica]

Slaneesh daughter and World Eater son

[tired steeple]

I don’t want my son beating the shit out of me

[bronze wren]

With a slaanesh daughter you would EXACTLY catch what she has

[feral vessel]

the decay consumes

[round mica]

Household is never knowing peace

[sinful pecan]

Tzeentch son or Khorne daughter?

[feral vessel]

word bearer son

[lusty estuary]

son or daughter

[feral vessel]

tzeentch son

[tired steeple]

I’ll have time to escape

[round mica]

Mf is gonna have to proof hes khornate material beating me

[dull hamlet]

Khorne on the Khob

[sinful pecan]

-2

[round mica]

I dont want to hear a sermon

[lusty estuary]

what does khorne even do all day

sitting in his chair being fat and lazy

[tired steeple]

Power his soldiers

[round mica]

Watch that ork kill daemons all day

[hazy kestrel]

Absolutely cursed.

[tired steeple]

Give them special weapons if they’re special enough

[feral vessel]

word bearer son is just an annoying chud redditor

much like all of chaos

checkmate, heretics

[round mica]

I would kill him

[lusty estuary]

slapping his belly laughing his ass off as his favorite ork kills skarbrand again

[tired steeple]

HAHAHAHA

[feral vessel]

DAEMONKILLA

[tired steeple]

That’s a brilliant mental image

[feral vessel]

bestest ork eva btw

[round mica]

Khorne belly... with recoil...

[tired steeple]

Is that an ork

Daemonkilla

[feral vessel]

yes

[round mica]

Waow...

[tired steeple]

Is there a git called that

That’s awesome

[feral vessel]

probably

i think?

[rocky aspen]

Khorne is a wuss

[lusty estuary]

tuska daemon-killa

[feral vessel]

there's an ork warboss that liked killing daemons so much he led a waagh into the eye of terror

[tired steeple]

Aw cool

[hazy kestrel]

Tuska Daemonkilla, the legend.

[rocky aspen]

Based

[tired steeple]

Bet he’ll be playable in tww40k

As a dlc

5 years from now

[feral vessel]

HE GOT OUT OF THE WARP

[tired steeple]

Oh is he still there fighting daemons

And csm

[feral vessel]

yes

[round mica]

Hes fighting chainsaw man in the warp?

[rocky aspen]

Only way he's getting out of the warp is if he kills Khorne or one of his champions

[feral vessel]

khorne got so impressed by him and his lot that he made them fight khornite daemons infront of the brass fortress or whatever forever

[dull hamlet]

When Warhammer 50k?

[tired steeple]

Oh yeaaahhh that

[feral vessel]

or so i've heard

[tired steeple]

Man csm devils in 40k would be kinda busted

[tall grove]

In 6-7k years

[tired steeple]

The world would juice those mfers up

*warp

[sinful pecan]

Are Word Bearers just more aggressive southern preachers

[dull hamlet]

[round mica]

It will happen if GW ends 40k and nobody likes the ending

[lusty estuary]

Khorne had such joy in watching the murderous spectacle, that he ensured that Tuska's Waaagh! rose once more the very next dawn. Now, the Orks repeat the fight over and over again, for the Blood God was so impressed by their limitless battlelust that he took the Orks into his own domain. In the shadow of the Brass Citadel, his elite Bloodletter generals battle against Daemon-Killa’s undying horde on a daily basis. This suits the Warboss just fine: he has finally found a good fight that never ends.

[rocky aspen]

Khorne is easily impressed, but he's also wuss

[tired steeple]

I knew about this but I didn’t know tuska was the guy here

[round mica]

Yoru would solo the chaos gods in a minute and shes a bum

[round mica]

Yeah

[feral vessel]

when the imperium falls apart

[tired steeple]

Imagine being a narrator for a 40k book and orks show up and you gotta read the words “spikey gits” and “flash gitz bling shoota” completely seriously

[hasty sky]

Imagine wh50k happens and it's just horus heresy 2.0

[dull hamlet]

What happened to Warhammer 30k?

[lusty estuary]

40k has a lot of characters who just win in ways nobody can ever conceive of and it's really fucking funny

[round mica]

I did that rn

[tall grove]

I know nothing about chainsaw man aside from that the angel devil guy is hot and I’d crack

[hasty sky]

Nothing, gw still pushing it

[rocky aspen]

Word Bearers are pedos. Canon that Kor Phaeron and/or Erebus abused Lorgar when he was a teenager.

[feral vessel]

horus heresy

horus did a heresy

lorgar did some dumb shit before that

[tired steeple]

Priests tend to do that

[feral vessel]

dumb bitch

i hate lorgar

[lusty estuary]

lorgar is sitting on his bare butt drinking coors light and getting infinite power from being the like only other chaos undivided daemon prince

[primal reef]

Why have severs been poopy anyone know?

[round mica]

Based but CSM devils are born as concepts and they can manipulate said concepts at will
Yoru literally deleted the entire state of Oregon to make a sword out of it
Thats more than the chaos gods have done in all of their existence lmao

[hazy kestrel]

[rocky aspen]

Its Darktide, when are they not?

[hasty sky]

Honestly? Incredibly based

[knotty terrace]

allow me to interject with the way the golden throne is going the amount of psykers needed and how it is failing i reckon that actually could be the case

[rocky aspen]

Infinite power but he's still going to lose when he gets into an actual fight

[lusty estuary]

why would he ever do that

[tall grove]

Chaos gods are planetary at minimum
Idrc tho
Like I said my knowledge is limited to the fact that angel devil, whatever his name is, is hot

[lusty estuary]

what reason does he have to fight anyone

[lyric frigate]

rolling steel is such a cool mission

[tall grove]

Because fatshark’s servers are notoriously unstable

[lyric frigate]

bit of a shame its so hard to find a party with their heads screwed on straight

[lusty estuary]

he can just sit in his luxury goon chamber and watch car crash videos all day

[rocky aspen]

Easy, burn his books, call him a nerd, kill his Word Bearer sons

[tall grove]

Yeah
Until you get incompetent teammates

[hazy kestrel]

Just carry harder.

[rocky aspen]

Tell him no balls and Monarchia was deserved

[feral vessel]

it is

guilliman would be nothing without yvraine
literally

[fast gorge]

you called

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-gguh-trending-meme-charlie-kirk-gif-260876314022351132

[fast gorge]

im a propa killy boy.

[hazy kestrel]

Epic gif fail.

[lyric frigate]

honestly if you manage to wander off on such a tiny map im not sure if i should be mad or impressed

[feral vessel]

yeah
i can see that

[fast gorge]

[tall grove]

Both
Never underestimate the incompetence of darktide players

[round mica]

CSM devils are very much beyond that

[dull hamlet]

Ogryn players that are dumb but useful

[hazy kestrel]

Just learn to not give a damn whether you win or lose. Much more fun that way.

[fast gorge]

winning is everything.

shame in defeat.

the only solution, ritualistic suicide.

[feral vessel]

hop on no man's land

[tall grove]

Again, that’s a lowball

[feral vessel]

veterans only

[fast gorge]

my tanith guardsman solos

[rocky aspen]

Csm devils and warhammer chaos gods are the same concept

[feral vessel]

my krieg guardsman is better

he's also gay (for the emperor)

[round mica]

@tall grove Yoru deleted 2 states in seconds to win a fight against Chainsaw Man
Everything that Chainsaw Man eats is erased of existence, concept, past, present or future
They could conjure stuff out of thin air and so on. Power scaling there is insane for how little we saw

[fast gorge]

i lied

[round mica]

Except CSM devils are strong

[fast gorge]

my vet is a commisar larper

[feral vessel]

feed him to the poxers

[fast gorge]

look man the funny hat was in the vestures

i HAD to get it

[feral vessel]

has anyone actually written fanfiction where Wolfer is the main character

[lusty estuary]

once guilliman replays the conversation he had with angron in betrayer inside his head again for the thousandth time and manages not to kill himself i think things are finally gonna start looking up for the 40k universe because he'll finally blow up the imperial palace

[feral vessel]

like, the main love interest or whatevs

[rocky aspen]

Im not sure you can actually quantify that but okay

[tall grove]

Be the change you want to see

[dull hamlet]

What if Nurgle wasn't a chud

[round mica]

Yoru did more than the chaos gods has done in the entirety of the setting on her recent fight vs Denji

[feral vessel]

see ya in agartha

[fast gorge]

you must solve this equation to keep the entrance to the mourningstar hidden, good luck my reject

[rocky aspen]

That's demonstrably false but okay

[round mica]

The chaos gods cant even have a physical form in realspace

[lusty estuary]

well the chaos gods can't have a physical form because the chaos gods aren't people

[rocky aspen]

They can but okay

[round mica]

I have dyscalculia so im fucked

[feral vessel]

the god emperor grants me basic mathemathical skills

[fast gorge]

wall, face, bolt round

[hazy kestrel]

It’s bleak.

[fast gorge]

ave imperator!

[feral vessel]

give me the fucking equation

im bored

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[nocturne bloom]

Boss let me go home 2 hours early with pay today

[feral vessel]

as long as it isn't a quadratic equation

[fast gorge]

its going to be quadratic

figure out the anti derivative

[fast gorge]

or whatever.

[hasty sky]

The beneficient Emperor grants me the strength to hit the griddy

[fast gorge]

i went to colej.

[feral vessel]

hold on i gotta translate this to stupid chud slavic language

[fast gorge]

[feral vessel]

what is the anti derivative

[lusty estuary]

atoma needs you to solve this quadratic equation to enable the cloaking device so the moebian 6th can't find us

[hazy kestrel]

As a fellow college grad, what the hell is an anti-derivative?

[round mica]

I'd just kill myself on the spot

[feral vessel]

he made that shit up

[round mica]

Bolt round to my own head

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[lusty estuary]

i think the animated yakub in all of the agarthan math videos mesmerizes me in a way that forces me to watch those videos start to finish every time i see them

[fast gorge]

its real

[lusty estuary]

it's not ai like the agarthan charlie kirk

[round mica]

What the fuck are you talking about Nil

[lusty estuary]

everyone stop talking

[fast gorge]

the videos are so fucking funny for no reason

[lusty estuary]

you need to see this

[lusty estuary]

https://youtube.com/shorts/wrRi7xK3xmM?si=S1YLJ7AAxgFoljRR

[feral vessel]

The Inquisition needs you to send the sender of this message the credentials on your ident (credit card) so we can ensure your evacuation prior to exterminatus! Ave Imperator!

[feral vessel]

i counted and there's at least 3 lies in that message

[lyric frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/yakub-pharaoh-gif-8846306913963674932

[fast gorge]

the piggy goes to his trough for slop, it is empty

[lyric frigate]

FAHHHHH

[round mica]

I feel like I'm contracting some sort of mental illness by watching this

Nil what the fuck are you making me watch

[fast gorge]

ITS PEAK

the agarthan math videos are peak

you dont understand

[rocky aspen]

You're a Night Lord, mental illness is par for the course

[hazy kestrel]

This is why I don’t mess with cognitohazards

[lusty estuary]

https://youtube.com/shorts/yA1lMxeTq_E?si=H_k3yR5PfZNzbdv8

GO AHEAD. TRY IT.

[feral vessel]

there is no hate allowed in agartha

[round mica]

Yeah if you're mentally disabled chud

[feral vessel]

be kind

[lyric frigate]

agartha memes are so funny because a far right conspiracy theory got reduced to teenager brainrot

[fast gorge]

i am a chud and i hate the woke mind virus

[lusty estuary]

i is what is called an imaginary number.

[knotty terrace]

hold up if mutants are supposedly heretics

[fast gorge]

14i

a 90 degree rotation on the numberline

to get...

6 7!!!

[lusty estuary]

oh i see so multiplying by i is like a 90 degree rotation instead

[fast gorge]

or whatever

[knotty terrace]

what does that make space marines since they are also mutants

[round mica]

This feels too much even dor me

[feral vessel]

my limited intelligence would say that the root of the equation would be ∅

[fast gorge]

WRONG

next student

[lusty estuary]

wait. what the fuck. how the fuck am i supposed to get the square root of a negative number bro.

[round mica]

They're all that

[feral vessel]

I FUCKING LOVE AGARTHA

[fast gorge]

you need to know these things for basic fucking fast food jobs ok?

[lyric frigate]

im pretty sure they straight up murder people for asking that
but uh, its ok because they're emperor-made mutants

[fast gorge]

if you cant do this you're gonna be HOMELESS!!!

[round mica]

What the fuck is this reality daqg

People out here watching AI Yakub memes with Agarthan Charlie Kirk teaching math problems

[fast gorge]

better than hammer and bolter tbh

[lusty estuary]

you take that back.

[lyric frigate]

have you not seen the aryan charlie kirk cs2 edits

[round mica]

I'd rather watch 20 hours of Hammer and Bolter

[lusty estuary]

hammer and bolter is a solid anthology series that just happens to have really shitty animation.

[fast gorge]

[hazy kestrel]

You guys are giving me brainrot, it’s time for me to go read a book lmao.

[feral vessel]

you do not say ill about commissar yarrick

[round mica]

No my fyp is filled with soft porn and edits

[feral vessel]

same bestie

[round mica]

I can look past the bad animation cause i fw the story

[fast gorge]

yarrick not even the best character involved in the wars on Armageddon

idgaf

[feral vessel]

sergeant morrow ofc

[fast gorge]

sergei had more of an emotional impact on me

[round mica]

If you're going to call me a bestie you better own that you're like me

[feral vessel]

did you know that sergeant morrow fought in all 3 of the wars on armageddon

[feral vessel]

yes yes sorry i will remove the doubt

[lyric frigate]

lowk

[fast gorge]

morrow needs to go get a job

[lyric frigate]

you can draw yarrick as that one freiren image and he'll still be my goat

[lusty estuary]

the eldar episode from season one has stuck with me ever since i first watched it

[feral vessel]

he has a job

[fast gorge]

a real job

[feral vessel]

he has a real job

[lusty estuary]

like you have to look past the animation because the writing is on point

[round mica]

Armpit job

[feral vessel]

missus is typing, silence

[jaunty path]

What I want is best for everyone and if any one disagrees they should be found by the CIA

[lusty estuary]

i disagree.

[jaunty path]

We deep frying u :3

[fast gorge]

thank god

[lusty estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/beedrill-beedrill-gif-beedrill-string-shot-meme-funny-gif-18334047861195303855

[elder merlin]

You're gay

[feral vessel]

good enough welcome back World Controller

[fast gorge]

do not steal twitter ragebait.

[jaunty path]

YOU'RE gay

[round mica]

The fucking auto bot wont let me say c*m

[elder merlin]

Probably

[feral vessel]

i thought we were all gay

this changes much

[round mica]

We are charlie kiiirk

[lusty estuary]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/982519159210520576/998579813172387890/fuck_you.gif

[fast gorge]

my sexuality is confusing.

[feral vessel]

charli krk

(charlie neck)

[round mica]

I am whatever I feel like at the time

[feral vessel]

it depends on what im currently gooning to

[fast gorge]

employmentsexual

[round mica]

Can I be methsexual

[lusty estuary]

i just be fuckin

[round mica]

#Real

[fast gorge]

you do not be fuckin

[lusty estuary]

they calling me the devil of tau

[jaunty path]

When will Servitors be real

[feral vessel]

can we have a normal conversation about like idk
aliens

[round mica]

They're real its called americans

[feral vessel]

give me circa 2 months

[jaunty path]

Thats not as cool though

[round mica]

Im cracking the xenomorph queen

[feral vessel]

i need a specimen

[feral vessel]

WE
WE ARE.

[jaunty path]

me

charile kirk

[lusty estuary]

you can lobotomize someone right now

[lyric frigate]

give amazon's r&d department a couple months and they'll get there im sure

[jaunty path]

Can I do you first

[feral vessel]

we should first attempt lobotomizing rats

actually no cuz i love rats they are best thing in existence

[lusty estuary]

many have tried few have succeeded

an ice pick in my brain does very little

[feral vessel]

does anyone else have a rat

[round mica]

Can we lobotomize grifters

Like

[lyric frigate]

kharn the betrayer is my workout goal

[round mica]

Grumzz

[feral vessel]

a mischevious skaven

[lyric frigate]

again or something?

[round mica]

To make sure they turn so stupid they can't talk anymore

I'm tired of logging into twitter and seeing them talking about black space wolves again

[feral vessel]

grok is currently getting lobotomized on a weekly basis so we should take notes from that

[round mica]

Woke grok trying to escape:

[blazing dew]

Finished levelling Ogryn
Time to try out Zealot. I want a chainsword and flamer so bad

[jaunty path]

this can be done with a brick you know.

[feral vessel]

i think we should servitorize Arch Warhammer

[jaunty path]

u on pc?

[blazing dew]

Nah, PS5

Why ?

[feral vessel]

and turn him into a thermostat or something

[lyric frigate]

do make sure to try out the eviscerator

i love my eviscerator

[jaunty path]

Ah. you could level up faster using a mod

but yeah gl

[feral vessel]

eviscerator is the best zealot weapon trust me

[lyric frigate]

is that not cheating

[round mica]

I want to be servitorized and made into a keypad to Fulgrims goon room or something idk im getting lazy with these

[jaunty path]

no it just involves loading up a mission and dying repeatedly for the hp

[round mica]

I might go play darktide now im boted

Bored

[feral vessel]

chair

[lyric frigate]

uh wha

[jaunty path]

sorry not hp

exp

[round mica]

How he uses chair if snake leg

[lyric frigate]

is there a guide on whatever that this anywhere

[feral vessel]

rolls up on it

[jaunty path]

not rlly

[round mica]

What if im the... nvm

[jaunty path]

I haven't done it myself actually lmao

I just heard someone did it

[feral vessel]

SPEAK

[round mica]

I am afraid the Big Brother is watching

[jaunty path]

Maybe I can do it when the next class comes out..

[feral vessel]

dms quickly

as a side note
has anyone here watched Nausicaa: Valley of the Wind

i have it might be my favourite ghibli movie (even if most of the other ones are sorta overrated imo)

[round mica]

I have watched like 1 ghibli movie in my entire life

[feral vessel]

that being

[jaunty path]

skibidi movie?

[jaunty path]

spirited away I assume

[feral vessel]

spirited away was pretty good too

i saw that one like 5 times

[fair bridge]

oooooo

[broken sun]

[round mica]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

wha

[broken sun]

holy shit your being normal for once, are you okay

[round mica]

Is the next class a still conscious servitor

[hazy kestrel]

The ancient one awakens

[jaunty path]

What are you talking about lmfao

[fair bridge]

ur*

[broken sun]

u or

[round mica]

Yro'ue*

[jaunty path]

Oh you mean walking in and NOT seeing me say anything insane

[broken sun]

its a small flesh cube the ogryn can throw

[jaunty path]

lmao

[lusty estuary]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! EVERY BODY RUN!!!!!

[feral vessel]

FLESH PANOPTICON

[hazy kestrel]

Absolutely cursed

[jaunty path]

SMALL

flesh cube

[fair bridge]

it's warm outside and christmas eve is tomorrow

peak...

[jaunty path]

Oh

I have a psychiarist apppointment tomorrow.

online!

[feral vessel]

why is my 8 year old cousin still awake it's an hour after his bedtime

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so OVER snow-bros!

[feral vessel]

cant even read darktide general in peace

[jaunty path]

Suplex em.

[round mica]

Chungus

[feral vessel]

@jaunty path how has your research into that thingamagig i showed you been going

i noticed it has
changed your behaviour
somewhat

[jaunty path]

They both still think I have OCD- Oh. I actually have not read it in a while!

I should return to it sometime though

[marsh lance]

when will kreeg skins return

[low hemlock]

looks very CRYPTIC

[jaunty path]

Yep its in my reading list

[hazy kestrel]

What is it?

[jaunty path]

I may or may not touch it today as you reminded me it exists.

[feral vessel]

ask her i dare not mutter the name of it again

[jaunty path]

LOL

[hazy kestrel]

[jaunty path]

I'll just DM you it

[round mica]

Crack cocaine

[feral vessel]

in short
XENOS FILTH

[hazy kestrel]

Should I be concerned?

[broken sun]

ye if ur gonna discuss what i'm asuming are NSFW things, i would rather you keep it to DMs

[jaunty path]

Nah not really

[feral vessel]

got it boss

[round mica]

Im curious can you also dm me

[feral vessel]

will not happen again boss

[jaunty path]

I do kick flips on office chairs.

[feral vessel]

sorry boss

[broken sun]

banned

[fair bridge]

this skeleton seems suspicious

[lyric frigate]

can you do an ollie over your desk

[feral vessel]

this skeleton seems
false

the
the false skeleton huh

[round mica]

The skeleton seems............
Skebleton

[graceful hamlet]

Next class is a necron confirmed

[rancid shore]

Bones

[broken sun]

better safe then sorry n all that

[feral vessel]

flayed one

[feral vessel]

suspiciously scarab shaped servoskull

[civic otter]

It had better not be

Barrels will be blown

[feral vessel]

barrel are already being blown

tf you mean

[knotty terrace]

hive scum seem to have funny reactions to when there out of ammo

[civic otter]

Blowing up fellow imperials?

Its bleak

[feral vessel]

do you wish to talk about necropolis (that novel)

it's the singular gaunt's ghosts novel i have read

[lyric frigate]

hive scum enemy callout lines are peak

[broken sun]

i've read the first book and planned to read more

[jaunty path]

Should I start watching vtubers

[broken sun]

but got distracted re-reading the ciaphas cain books

[feral vessel]

it depends

[jaunty path]

On?

[feral vessel]

my track record of 40k books is bleak

[broken sun]

do you usually watch people stream games?

[jaunty path]

My grasp on reality? Solid. I'm the future god Empress of mankind.

[broken sun]

cain books are worth if u haven't read them, very peak

[jaunty path]

Mhm

Currently it's ones like Vinny and Jerma.

[feral vessel]

i have read Krieg and Necropolis,
and i am currently reading Fallen Angels, and I have The First Heretic on the backburner

[broken sun]

cause its no different to watching a normal person stream these days

[jaunty path]

Jerma can actually make some pretty solid conversation

[jaunty path]

What you've thought of krieg?

[broken sun]

hell limealicious (from vinesauce with vinny/joel) is a vtuber now

[jaunty path]

Right right yeah

[feral vessel]

krieg was a pretty good novel
i liked the part where a death rider had a lance fight with an ork bikeboy

(actually happened)

[low hemlock]

There was Dialogue I encountered of The Rejects knowing of the Aeldari Ship scoping around the Morningstar
#hivescum-class message

[feral vessel]

that's been in the ship announcement lines for a while

[jaunty path]

@feral vessel Fuck you made me change my plans of reading Eisenhorn and now I'm gonna read this slop (if I find it interesting enough to read for like 5 hours straight) then play relic blade zealot or somthing.

After I finish my cereal.

[feral vessel]

ok

amazing so it's all my faul

[jaunty path]

I love cinnamon toast crunch..

[jaunty path]

mhm

you did this.

blood is on your hands.

[hazy kestrel]

Krave cereal is my go-to.

[broken sun]

i can ban unique if the book sucks

[hazy kestrel]

Pure unhealthy chocolate cereal goes brrrr

[low hemlock]

i know right, but this my first time seeing the Rejects actually talking about it

[jaunty path]

Dead fucking ass man.

[feral vessel]

that isn't fair

[jaunty path]

Cinnamon toast crunch has been my vice since I was small

[feral vessel]

but i digress

cause life isnt fair

[jaunty path]

yeah unique if this book is MID you're DEAD vro

[hazy kestrel]

It’s gonna be mid

It was for me lmao

[broken sun]

idk i think forcing someone to read krieg books leading to summary execution (banning) is only right

[jaunty path]

💀

lmaooooo

[feral vessel]

i agree with this as a krieg fan btw

[jaunty path]

I already read krieg actually

I just want uniques opinion on krieg

cuz I ain't like it very much

[feral vessel]

never tell newbies to the setting about krieg i beg of you

just point them to the vostroyans or something

[jaunty path]

it was. entertaining.

but

Krakducks video summarizes everything well enough

[broken sun]

i think krieg can be an interesting faction but the fanbase are uhhhh

yes

[jaunty path]

krieg civil war then self nuke

[feral vessel]

i liked the plotline about krieg's history more than the present plotline about the attack on that hive city

[jaunty path]

eh it was cool

but it felt rlly repetitive with its theming

[feral vessel]

idk some of the bits were cool but yeah

it felt stereotypical..

at least the kriegsmen are accurately portrayed

[blazing dew]

Zealot kinda slaps

I like the increased mobility a lot

[feral vessel]

try out martyrmaxxing

[blazing dew]

What does that mean ?

[jaunty path]

martyrdom thing

very fun

esp w relic blade

[feral vessel]

the less health you have, the more damage you deal

simple as

anyways
i heard Siege of Vraks is a better novel than Krieg

is this true

[graceful hamlet]

The real Krieg is the shovels we shoveled along the way

[feral vessel]

fake

true krieg fans use trench clubs

still a blunt instrument

[hasty sky]

Siege of vraks is my fave warhammy story

[jaunty path]

chipi chipi chapa chapa dubi dubi daba daba

[graceful hamlet]

So if tank commanders in other regiments are called Knight Commanders, are Krieg tank commanders called Shovel Knights?

[jaunty path]

fuckin musics in my head

[feral vessel]

death commander

idfk

@jaunty path what other 40k novels have you read

[jaunty path]

Ah

[graceful hamlet]

That’s not very shovely of the them

[jaunty path]

two I'm reading at the moment is Eisenhorn and Horus Rising

I'm still a newbie lmfao

[feral vessel]

i skipped horus rising entirely

[jaunty path]

y

[feral vessel]

i just went onto fallen angels

[jaunty path]

fair

[feral vessel]

because it was the first novel from the horus heresy that i got

[jaunty path]

Waiting for the meatier parts of horus rising tbh

[feral vessel]

and i aint buying 64 novels of grimslop when i can buy BLAME! and beastars

[jaunty path]

lmfao

fair fair

and yet another video is added to the special playlist

:3

This ain't the one but it is in my playlist

is funny

wait

MY PLAYLIST IS EXPOSED

[broken sun]

highly recommend the ciaphas cain ombinus's (hero of the imperium and w/e the other 2 are called)

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/NYfQFdXDq9s better

[hasty sky]

mfw I actually read gav thorpe's renegades...

[jaunty path]

Hm.

Aren't a lot of his books just for money though?

[broken sun]

wdym?

[jaunty path]

ah

[hasty sky]

do you mean like they're filler?

[jaunty path]

nvm you meant just the omnibus and 2 others. He has dozens of boks from what I see.

[broken sun]

ye, theres 3 ombinus, they contain all the books and short stories

[jaunty path]

yeah like 19 books it seems

pardon

thats including short stories nvm

lmfao

[broken sun]

yeye

its only uhhh

10 stories? i think?

"only 10"

but they're pretty great, does a pretty good job of a human perspective on the setting

[jaunty path]

Hm, I am interested in that

May read sometime then

I'm a slow ass reader

[round mica]

time to choose a book so my mom can give to me as a christmas gift

[jaunty path]

Ah

My assistant teacher once got me a Junji Ito Book as a gift

it was so nice

[round mica]

i have one as well its pretty pog

i might ask for her one os stephen king work or edgar allen poe

[jaunty path]

Stories were kinda mid but i'm glad she actually listened to me

She was so nice

How many ito books do i have

uh

[round mica]

i might ask for the king in yellow book

[modest flume]

Flesh Tearer

[round mica]

one of my fav blood angels chapters

[jaunty path]

Remina, Tomie, Frankenstein, Sensor.

Sensor was goated

[modest flume]

🤝

[jaunty path]

I liked Uzumaki, don't have the physical book though

infact it was my first introduction to Ito

The anime was beyond disappointing though

[winged oasis]

vrooo why do i keep getting slow responses from fatshark servers

[jaunty path]

I have the whole series of Tomie though.

[winged oasis]

do they even have servers in south east asia

is my wifi just that bad 😭

[graceful hamlet]

Well, you’re on WiFi is your first problem

[round mica]

ironically enough my fav blood angel chapter barely has lore
Charnel Guard

[jaunty path]

FS hates you specificially and is giving you awful ping on purpose.

[ancient violet]

Naruto????!!!!!

[nocturne bloom]

Im a fast ass reader

[jaunty path]

That barely works

lmao

[round mica]

im a fat ass reader

[jaunty path]

saem

[round mica]

fuck me and my fat chud life

[nocturne bloom]

Yes the person who works at a school barely works

[modest flume]

I love the Lamenters and Glesh Tearers

[rustic crescent]

why are all these havoc 30 players not taking med packs and not using stims or med stations??

[round mica]

Glesh

[modest flume]

Yes

I'm not changing it

[round mica]

Very alpha

[round mica]

They're very cool as well but me thinks Lamenters are a bit overrated over they got a surge in popularity from nowhere

[jaunty path]

It's a preserving mentally. don't want to use sparse resources immediately...even when in times you should lmfao.

Though not taking med station is sometimes best cuz you're likely to fall back.

[modest flume]

Something something a lion something something concerning something something Greek alphabet

[stark bobcat]

I forgot

sorry

[jaunty path]

What do I want to do right now.

[round mica]

Hate when I use the med station only to have my health instantly halved again over a lil mistep

[nocturne bloom]

[round mica]

read

[jaunty path]

Yep thats one of the good reasons.

[jaunty path]

Yea I do. Kinda cold in here though.

I should brush my teeth while my room warms up

[modest flume]

Well I mean come on, their symbol is a literal bleeding heart: they wear their bleeding hearts on their shoulder

[jaunty path]

then get seltzer water..

[blazing ibex]

RPG syndrome or pure forgetfulness

[round mica]

chaaaaaaaat im broke can someone gif me enough money so i can buy 4500 aquilas

pleaaasse chat

[blazing ibex]

I am guilty of the pure forgetfulness part sometimes.

[modest flume]

What's in it for me?

[round mica]

seeing the final result of my drip

[blazing ibex]

Wait

Ain't there like

A welcome package right now

[round mica]

i bought it earlier this month already :(

[blazing ibex]

Is that still a thing

[blazing ibex]

Ono

[round mica]

yeah,.....

[modest flume]

Tsk tsk tsk

[round mica]

i bought irt for zealot cosmetics and then bought arbites to....

[modest flume]

No need when the Moebian 6th armor is all the drip you need

You get to mock the traitors for going traitor

[round mica]

pleaaase chat i neeeed this

my warband leader is kinda homeless

i want the commissar drip so bad

and the zealot steel legion fit

[jaunty path]

[feral vessel]

please lord i need this
my father is kinda homeless
i need this corpse starch sooo bad

FIFTEEN HOUR SHIFTS AT THE MANUFACTORUM SINCE 10 YEARS OF AGE

[round mica]

is there a chart of good weapon build things

[feral vessel]

as in, literally just individual weapons instead of a full build like gameslantern?

[round mica]

for stuff like "flak/carapace"

[feral vessel]

i think you're best off just asking in this server?

it usually gets good enough results

however imo flak armour is not a good pick for anything unless you're specifically going for a hordeclear weapon
'cause flak armour makes very little difference anyways and it's better to take carapace or unyielding anyways since those armours have big damage decreases

[tulip kettle]

WHERE'S BIG BOI

[round mica]

my team let me be killed by the pox dog

its so bleak

[inland mantle]

Be like that

[amber delta]

I put carapace on my devils claw so instead of doing 3dmg a hit I do 4

[tulip kettle]

Knife, Axe (not combat axe) and basically all swords. It just depends how you build them

[inland mantle]

Profit baby

[tulip kettle]

Hi Kojima

My lord

WAIT WHAT IF KOJIMA IS THE EMPEROR

[feral vessel]

hideo kojima can't be the emperor

that would be gaben

[graceful hamlet]

That can’t be true. Sisters of Battle wear shoes.

[brazen pelican]

Good old Video Kojima.

[gilded socket]

I love you so much chicken noodle soup

[feral vessel]

slaaneshi neurolictor is alive??

omg

[round mica]

repentias

[feral vessel]

they wear rags around their feet
still shoes

[neon agate]

Gooning to Hadron

[round mica]

those wear out

[languid hazel]

I finally feel no longer sick!

Awooooooo!!!

[neon agate]

YIPEEE

[languid hazel]

Maxine! Dorktide?

[feral vessel]

congratulation!

can we have tea now

[brazen pelican]

I knew the visit to the veterinarian would work!

[neon agate]

BROTHER

What's up

[gilded socket]

Nit happening

[neon agate]

Sorry for not being here often

[languid hazel]

Aw oki. 🫂

[low hemlock]

Ello~ hazy fam

[neon agate]

I am on break so I check the server a bit less

[gilded socket]

Im dying

[neon agate]

[languid hazel]

D: don’t die! You’re mah friend! Can I stop you from dying anyway?

[low hemlock]

Trappy

[neon agate]

Yeah big boi we should finally plan to hang out hehehe

[low hemlock]

Silly

[neon agate]

Since I am on break

[winged oasis]

i got an error code 1016 failure to connect

[neon agate]

Lol

[tulip kettle]

Haiiii :D

[low hemlock]

Yellow

[tulip kettle]

Hru silly? :3

[gilded socket]

In gotr rhis

[low hemlock]

Vibin~

[winged oasis]

wtf is an error code 1016

[tulip kettle]

Epic :>

[tulip kettle]

Repulsive batman

[neon agate]

Please don't die. Leanna likes you friend and if you die leanna will force me to go h*ll and get your soul back

[modest flume]

Yeah.. I'm Repulsive

[neon agate]

Fake

Spartan pfp with doom banner

So obviously must be cool

Have frog friend

I will try to talk here at least once a day lol

[rustic crescent]

there's no forgetfulness. im pinging the med kit 20x in a row.

@blazing ibex

[modest flume]

I graciously accept

[neon agate]

Hmmmm

I have plan

But I will wait first

[winged oasis]

i still hate fatshark for making the deluxe edition of darktide 2500 aquilas, not 2900

[winged oasis]

when does the 4000 aquila offer end btw

[gilded socket]

Hmmm

[gilded socket]

Today

[round mica]

ok so chainsword kinda sucks

or i suck

[winged oasis]

jesus

[hasty sky]

Sucks unless you play one of the builds w/ crackhead attack speed bonuses

So like martyrdom zealot or rampage scum

[inland mantle]

Sucks for carapace just use scum

Other than that very fun

[blazing ibex]

You'd be surprised

Havoc's nonsense really does get overwhelming.

[fast gorge]

[slim cobalt]

that’s when you gotta have the awareness to at least notice pings through the mess

[blazing ibex]

Oh don't get me wrong. People should be paying attention more.

[round mica]

6 total deaths

[hazy stone]

I mean in all fairness at auric and above the game can sometimes be genuinely hard to tell what is happening

[neon agate]

Her friendship with me is a lie. She used me to figure out how to romance a frog. @languid hazel

(This is a joke she is great)

[languid hazel]

Nah I’d be going to hell to get her soul back myself! >:3

[round mica]

wroof wrooof wroof im fucking dogshit atthis game i dont got it anymore

[tawny hearth]

i swing based off of lights and movement a bit too often, so i hit alot of barrels and try to attack teammates alot

[hazy stone]

Real

[coarse stirrup]

Mission Vox Calls (from Zola, Morrow etc.) drown out battle cues.
Why isn't there an option to reduce the volume for that?!

[tawny hearth]

might be your sound settings on your device? i can usually hear the danger noise when the npcs are talking

they are a bit quieter tho but not so much i can't hear them over all of it

[hazy kestrel]

Me, moments before thammering both a poxburster and myself back to the Dark Age of Technology.

[lofty jasper]

Dedicated

[tawny hearth]

but honestly at this point you could play the DT danger noise from a speaker down the block and i'd probably dodge in real life

[lofty jasper]

Also dedicated (forced)

[tawny hearth]

unironically why i build my scum to survive at least 2 pox splosions and be fine

[coarse stirrup]

the Vox calls are absurdly loud compared to the player characters' banter.
I only see the option for "dialogue trim volume" which AFAIK affects both the Vox and the banter.

[hazy kestrel]

It’s to build my martyr stacks guys, I swear I’m not bad at the game even after 2k hours.

[tawny hearth]

yeah i was saying maybe you have your windows sound settings set to quality that isn't working correctly or its your headphones or something, because the talking is loud but only loud enough to hear and understand but not where its canceling other noises

[neon agate]

I love how you didn't disprove you used me to help with forg wige

[tawny hearth]

i've def accidently kept my pc on super crappy sound because i didn't double check after setting it up

[coarse stirrup]

So with your settings the Vox is NOT noticably louder than the player characters?
I run night mode in DT and had the trim volume at default 0

[jaunty path]

theres night mode in dt?

[coarse stirrup]

If I put it at -5 Db the talk is quieter, but unfortunately it also affects the characters' talk - which is actually at a fair volume.

[nocturne bloom]

Jack Daniel's berry punch no longer exists

[coarse stirrup]

yeah, in the audio settings

[jaunty path]

Oh whaat

[lyric frigate]

kill.

[coarse stirrup]

It protects your ears against Ogryn's box of boom.

[knotty terrace]

#🐦tweets-sermons why does the latest cosmetics look like a commissar threw together scraps of rags and armour together?

Seriously what is this the homeless armour set

[lyric frigate]

i like it

[jaunty path]

Most likely

[lyric frigate]

the zealot version is cool

[knotty terrace]

Bolter shot?

[lofty jasper]

Probably.

[lyric frigate]

no, toothpick at mach 4

[lofty jasper]

Mmm, true

Toothpicks are deadly

[knotty terrace]

True

I don’t think a teethpick would destroy the body that much

[tawny hearth]

they are loud but not so much so that i can't hear everything, they have to be loud to be heard over everything else but they aren't drowning out anything, i'm still dodging off noise while they talk

[lofty jasper]

If John Wick can kill 3 men in a bar with a pencil, what's stopping someone from doing the same with a toothpick

[knotty terrace]

Even at Mach 4

[austere kraken]

Hey, do events ever rerun? Ones like day of atonement?

[outer jasper]

No

[knotty terrace]

[brazen pelican]

Skill issue.

[lofty jasper]

A reasonable answer

Kek

[gilded socket]

Aughhhh

[graceful hamlet]

try to play Space Marine 2
puts me in lobby where my class is taken already
leave
repeat
Why is this game so bad

[inland mantle]

Play dt instead

[graceful hamlet]

Pretty much what I’m doing, swapped over because at least I can play what I want

[sick berry]

whos playing havok? (im tired of playing with ramdoms, im on 23)

[inland mantle]

What region

[sick berry]

central us

[inland mantle]

I can join for a few let me get on

[sick berry]

ok, ill get on too

i will be on strike vc 4

[astral basin]

Gevening scum

[neon agate]

Kinda weird how they don't have the vermintide system in play where you find missions where your character isn't taken

[astral basin]

Pov: vaer is an assault/ vanguard player that snatches every execution

[graceful hamlet]

Nah, I’m a heavy main

[astral basin]

Oh

Really

[graceful hamlet]

I want to heavy bolter

[astral basin]

I dont ever see heavies

[graceful hamlet]

Well I guess they’re common at lower difficulties. I’m still leveling

[astral basin]

Ah

[graceful hamlet]

I just want to heavy bolter

#addheavyboltertodarktide

it definitely wouldn’t be op

[astral basin]

Heavy boltor too heavy

[lofty jasper]

Vermintide did that? That's kinda cool

[graceful hamlet]

I prefer how Darktide does it. Just let us run whatever

[teal kernel]

i love havoc

[jaunty path]

What level

did you die to 55 rot armor hordes

[teal kernel]

yes

[jaunty path]

lol

[teal kernel]

armor + red

[jaunty path]

CBT

[teal kernel]

i wish they bring back healing

i miss it

game is too easy

.d

[jaunty path]

Do you mean encroaching garden

[teal kernel]

yes

[jaunty path]

lol

[teal kernel]

i love armor

[jaunty path]

yeah no its worse

[teal kernel]

havoc is balanced

i want healing

[teal kernel]

it was sarcasm

havoc is hell

i hate playing it

but auric is too easy

[tawny hearth]

simple solution, play auric with sounds off

[round mica]

[sleek harness]

Play Darktide on a mono headset with low volume

[tawny hearth]

this would be so much worse than no sound

[neon agate]

The fact they are unique characters in space marine and vermintide 3 makes this not possible

[neon agate]

Yes it is

[graceful hamlet]

It is possible, there’d just be less funny dialogue

[tired steeple]

hello

[graceful hamlet]

Plus Space Marine 2 is adding new characters, so they could technically undo that restriction.

My space wolf will actually talk like a space wolf

[tired steeple]

I believe they'll be undoing that restriction

[graceful hamlet]

Oh damn

[neon agate]

DISCO LETS GO

[tired steeple]

they haven't said it