#general-chat
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Then I’ll add you to the tally
Moths >
Grrr
Cool
Hopefully cute rather than horrifying
If I were to a fursona it’d be like an orange wolf, in a suit with pictish symbols and shit
It depends on the mood but I might commission an horror type art
True
Also you’ll need to have a fursona pfp for me to add you to the tally
Moth dog mutie
YESH
I’m severely arachnophobic but I like black widows for some reason
:3
If I had a sona it’d be
Uhh
Idk
I’m thinking protogen maybe, I like those
Neeeerdddddd
Stinki dog girl what do people call you
If i could, i would want to have a fursona suit that looked like a Red Tailed hawk with a red and black flannel
I’m autistic
Tf you expect? Of course I’m a nerd
Most people would say jumping spiders but its curious how you like black widows of all spiders
I think we’re all autistic
Leanna I believe
Oh thanks
I’m scared of the hairy ones
Black widows are more chitinous

Oh then youre going to hate my fursona because mine is a tarantula
Lol
Oh no
Tanrantulas are chill.
Folks call me stinki :3
I've had one rest on my head before.
Anthropomorphic I assume?
I don’t find those overly creepy
Extremely chill
Oh alright
Cute lil' bugger.
we have these cool spike abdomen spiders that came from Ohio, they are so cute
Yeah, imma do her waist down be the legs
Like
Spider legs
Oh yeah those ones are neat
I’m not a spider fan, personally. 
Even the tiny ones scare the crap out of me.
Regular house spiders are alright
Spider = protein
I like the yellow ones as well
24
Cute bat btw
The yellow and white ones
Funnily, small ones scare me more
Especially the fast ones.
Hate those spiders.
Nerubian
Peak
it's not the size, it's the speed 😱
Mainly because those tend to be the ones that can actually fuck you up
I’m also scared of horse shoe crabs because of their legs
I don’t hate spiders but I am at least a little afraid of them. Tbf a brown recluse almost killed me once so can you blame me?
i like those cellar spiders, they keep the baddies away
if they are slow it's whatever, the ones that can zoom at light speed
crazy how big they get
you just want to burn the house down
My boyfriend actually got bitten by a brown recluse a while back.

Ah you gotta throw the whole boyfriend out
Is he okay? D:
I hate all spiders. Fuck em
did they nerf ogryn dps? and arbites melee dps?
no
I don’t hate spiders but I am just kinda terrified of them
why does DS parry feel weird compared to Dclaws? Or is it I’m just so used to Dclaws over the years
Okay guy from Fortnite
oh so yall wanna jump me
I love all spiders
Timing is probably different
He was not for a little bit. Severe fever and the spot did in fact necrotize a bit.
ALL SPIDERS ARE EQUALLY LOVED BY THE EMPEROR OF MAN KIND
Dclaw seems to have little to no cooldown in between
do you love abbadon then
But he's okay now.
those house centipedes are chill dudes too. they look dangerous but they just shy defenders of the house
More of a millipede fan
Hes alright
I'm more of a centipede gal
my arachnophobia is strong here
Ah that’s what it is lol I was like I feel like I’m getting hit way more using DS parry then when using D claws
Yayyy!!! Yeah I got bit three separate times on my feet. That was… hell
only not dangerous because u arent small enough for lunch.
Bruh
Centipedes are alright. I think I just prefer millipedes cause they’re like, rounder
And I like round animals
You mean unnamed chaos lord? #zealot-class message
Rotund little creatures
they are under your chair and are contemplating crawling up your ankle. they are always there, always watching
Piece of shit creatures
@gilded socket and @jaunty path, I’m ready for some Havoc hell when you are. 
On the topic of spiders, yall ever put those big ass huntsman spiders into a mason jar and then run it over with your car
Theyre cool u just got a bad RNG roll for phobias
when was the last time you even checked for them under theere
Why would you do that :(
Omw yea
I will not rest until every one of those multi legged creatures has perished
Exactly!
They can fuck off
Theyre cool and they do good for the enviroment :(
nah. eight legged freaks
so are we
Only good for eating
jumping spiders are the best
…
This applies to both spiders and us
I don’t fuck with spiders, but I respect em
what if one mfer decides to bite me in the leg for no reason while I’m sleeping
Don’t crawl on me and ur chill
let’s take black widow example
Good 😌
one bite from black widow
Spiders attack when they feel threatened
it’s an automatic admission to the hospital
So skill issue
Except the brazillian wandering spiders, those actively attack people
Brazil is not real
Brazil mentioned 
hm…well then some animals do like to attack
that is why you have to be a nuerotic neat freak... leaving things untidy is inviting them to show up.
I love my country
Brazil?
I should go destroy it again
There's like 1 species of spiders that actually purposefully attack ppl
Nah we don’t get huge spiders where I live
The smiling friends went there
Thats why its so good
Bottom 3 countries of all time btw
A L A N
Mfing spiders
Ewww 
I should go back in time and kill the spider ancestor
hold up why havent the devs introduced melta guns into darktide yet
most nasty here in Indiana is black widows and brown recluse and those mostly leave you alone
I'm going to kill you
but we do have rattle snakes
with what exactly foo
My mind
You mean chicky ricks
infact we have alot of poisonous snakes
Deez
Snakes are also pretty cool
Would love to have one as well
What is Joe
snek
snakes are alright
Dis dihh 💔 🥀
Camel Joe
What about them bush vipers
Sanguinius, strip his soul from his flesh, it is not worthy of such a vessel
they look like little dragons
they remind me of those baby dragons we see in Harry Potter
seriously darktide has a lack/none at all of melta guns
yass
then make one
What’s that? Weapon complaints? Okay, if you insist
Another duelling sword buff
cram it jolly
Nah don’t think I will
I’m gonna put my shovel so far up somewhere that you’ll end up tastin Pox guts for a week
What about scriers gaze? Its surely also in need of a buff
Haven’t played it
How does it shoot in that?
Hm? Another? Sure.
A trillion buffs to duelling sword
Kinky
oooh and hour ago on MeidasTouch Bill Clinton CALLS Trump’s BLUFF over EPSTEIN FILES
......the devs give a reason as to why there is a lack of melta guns in darktide?
The two mvps of the files lmao
i am curious as to how that is going to go down
Epstein files?
You mean
Half the worlds supply of the color BLACK?
something something games workshop, something something , too strong, something something plasma already kiiiiiiiiiiiiind of fills that spot
I can’t believe my favourite celebrity, pure black rectangle, was in the files
My favorite celebrity won’t be, Sanguinius would never 😌
ya joking me clown workshop strikes again
that was some BS wasnt it, omg
Christmas soon
Coaxed into kills innocents constantly but would never rape/say a slur
AGHHH
I said Sanguinius not me
Epstein files are more blacked out than a racists wife lmao
PFFFT
Dude remember when [REDACTED] [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] and then [REDACTED] was like, [REDACTED]?
Its probably also why arbites aint getting new skins
Good times
The epstein files were the friends we made along the way
That SCP file among us genitals were obliterated meme came true lmao
AMONG US??!?!?!?!!!!?
Funny thing about that is that, technically, that release of the Epstein files most likely is gonna incur some legal drawbacks.
It fucking better
Oh btw did you see that they quietly pulled photos including trump?
Like it would have been better to just not release them that way at all because that does not actually qualify as a proper public release of the files by any means.
But.
costco baguettes make me feel like a turn of the century french person
The Senate is in recess. So we won't see any actual results for a bit til then :')
I LOVE THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT WOOOOOO!
You mean this isn't real ?! https://mediaproxy.snopes.com/width/1200/https://media.snopes.com/2025/12/trump_clinton_bed_featured.jpg 
Have to make sure their fuhrer isn’t incriminated
When really it just made things worse.
Kanye, musk, or trump?
none
Bubba wasn’t Clinton btw
Trump
Let it never be said they’re even a little intelligent
I’m too sober for politics hold on
pooplitics
Rent free
Technically poltics against the rules here tbh.
It's like when you replace anyone with the concept of object permanance with moronic yes men that are completely incompetent, bad decisions will be made!
This isn’t politics because nothing we’re saying is up for debate debate
I mean, yes. But there's not even a debate regarding this here.
gonna guess games workshop also said no too Adepta Sororitas in darktide?
What happened with those files is just pure fact lol
It just usually derails, just saying.
mmm love me 150 pages of pure [DATA EXPUNGED]
Anyway
Derails into what, more factual information in the actual supervillain of incompetence and evil that is the American president?
YAY IM RED NOW
Like idk how one can debate how badly the American government fucked up on this one
uh huh
We all know Trump was sucking off bubba and we all know who bubba is and we all know who Trump is the puppet of.
Probably better to move on regardless. It’s an extremely grim topic
Not sure. I mean, you can use their haircuts , and theres somewhat similar armor ingame.
It wasn’t Clinton
I know
Also yes I did
After they were released.
Like
How???
fuckin hamter............ stupid..................
Because they don’t have a shred of competence
They dug their hole with a shovel until they needed a pickaxe, got the pickaxe and then mined down into bedrock with this one
american century of humiliation
They always do
They’re not even good at being evil
Pike you for buying harbor fright jacks
Such a laughingstock of a country
This is the century the American empire falls
Thankfully
didnt you unironically wish me death or something earlier
kinda mean!
That’s my favourite gif ever
die
Can’t wait to afford groceries again!
You first bucko
Never thought it’d happen in my youth
Let alone before my adulthood
It was always going to happen obviously

nuh uh!!
lmFAAAO!
goated reference
I mean if i were you i would say the same
I knew you didn’t have the guts
nay bro i mean like actually getting a class for the battle sisters in darktide be awesome to see i reckon
i would never say that because it's an incredibly rude thing to say to someone
I have been meaning to ask actually if your pfp is a persona/fursona or something
just a bunch of cuties in this chat honestly!
to what?
very disappointed
True
Also @round mica what does the shirt say?
It actually is my fursona lol
“I woke up like this”
A pig?
Doggu
Oh sorry I feel mean
Ah type shit
shivs feel so nice to use
The nose in general
i dont feel like switching from the shivs
shivs are honestly so good
Average British person
crowbar felt like poopoo after shivs
The nose ring is a nice touch
Feels a lot happier this time
I should convince my gf to get art of a fursona
It doesn't help that the shivs also power creep zealot knives
“Person”
You told me to die
I said you first
You said nuh uh
I said I knew you didn’t have the guts to be first
we should get a spear imo
that replenish over time
I'm still baffled they managed that
Yeah it’s mental
I can't get into the attack pattern of the bonesaw.
Shivs are pretty good, especially with rampage
Yeah cuz what I had before was quite literally meant to look dour
i just block cancel the second attack heavy animation and use the first heavy when i need to quickly shred crushers and stuff
oi bruv stabs you chew you know where the closest pub?! stabs you again
it is good, but i wish it felt better
yeah i want you to die and me to live dumbass
Makes sense
It made it feel like you were tired at all times, no offense
Of course, it was always going to happen. Regimes always do. Britain fell. It’s americas turn now and the next regime after.
we could use some polearms in general really
GIVE ME TWO ZWEIHANDERS TAPED TOGETHER
Well that doesn’t work out for me.
Yeah, I’m just surprised it was this soon
shivs are so good though i just feel like shade again
Oh don't get me wrong
not a big fan of china
I'm still always tired but at least I'm not having
get ready to learn Chinese buddy
That’s because they are all enslaved
screams and cries
awrf! awrf!
But chinas fascist government will have its turn at one point.
I got that dog in me
runs into oncoming traffic
For me the weapon feels bad when having to clear hordes. And for single target I think the shivs are much better.
I never could stand weapons with awkward attack patterns... even in Vermintide 2.
that got a chuckle out of me

Yeah that’s what I meant, pun aside
It felt like you were just perpetually unhappy, again, no offense
even in VT2 there's always a way to make something work just by using cancels
it's extra work though
it is very tiring....
chat what are you guys ready for the next class being a skitarii/mechanicus?
Understandable.
i remember 1h sword on kruber before the buff and it was horrific
Servo skull class
It's kinda hard to gauge since that isn't the whole image but it's legit a dumb pun joke
get ready to be lobotomized buddy
sweden will vanish if the next class isnt admech
no bro
It will last a while, britains did. Britains fall was roughly 200 years iirc. But this is most certainly the early days of americas.
the leak was the name being like cryptic
why Sweden
fatshark
Yeah, especially in stressful fights it's better to have an intuitive melee weapon so you can actually pay attention to dangers like specialists/disablers etc.
swedish
france or britain is right there
Can’t happen fast enough ✌️
once i finish scum penances though i'm gonna try and finish the other ones
think of expedition 33
no
and kill every single french person
i just kept playing havoc and forgetting i had other goals i could be accomplishing than getting my balls kicked every fucking match
The whole image is a pun joke?
I dont like expedition 33
“Person”
BT fans would actually side with the fr*nch
true
so nuke france
You will hit 3 game studios there; Fatshark, Funcom, Arrowhead.
Whether it's deserved or not, may be judged by the emperor.
imagine the world if flashgitz wasn't a youtube channel
ye
insert futuristic city image
yeah well if they dont want all that gone then they should make an admech class
simple
fatshark and arrowhead use the same game engine funnily enough
i feel that fatshark will not make an admech class
specifically to spite you
Idk BTs(Americans) don’t like the French all that much
I respect that
Yes, and it gave Arrowhead quite a bit of trouble if the stories are true 😄
im nuking fatshars hq
NO NOT THE PARAPLEGIC SERVER HAMSTER
mfw hd2 went from 140gb to mere 23 when they realized that going by industry data about hdd drive usage is not a good idea
americans arent to be used as a good metric for something good
such as hating the french which is a positive thing
he deserves to rest...
should i watch the death note dub
Damn you are right my bad
But what if the fem psyker va and hadrons va are there? I don’t want them dead
honestly as long as the next class isnt as lame and uninspired as "criminal^2" Im ok with it
ill wait for them to leave the hq
i hope they do a criminal^4
It's okay.
That hamster needs a green stim
to spite you
Would be smart of them to do that in my opinion. Hive Scum is fun to play, but its playstyle has quite a bit in common with Zealot.
Admech could be truly unique.
dies of breathing
I watched the dub back when it was actually on Adult Swim
Yippee
Definitely not a bad dub by any means
words genuinely can express how much I hate hive scum
The theme or the playstyle?
you should've seen this guy when the trailer came out
It’s a lot of fun
But I am really hoping for admech
Ya mama
lame and uninspired
goodbye maxine. i'm sorry!
you can play as a criminal... in a game where you play as a criminal? really now?
Huh
like necromunda is right fucking there go play that
thats actually a real thing you know its a medical condition called Agonal respiration
yes that does seem to check out
I dunno. I like the class. I'm having fun with the class.
everything about it just makes me mad
is darktide supposed to be the avengers of 40k or some shit where they have skitarii and votann and space marines and playable xenos or whatever
I like that it has the anime protagonist of DoT effects
I wasn't too excited about Hive Scum either and even waited 2 weeks before buying it (just to have something new).
At least the playstyle is quite fun. Kudos for that to Fatshark.
what did you do
How was your time out?
i stared into a corner and was tempted to run away.
I would be laughing (but also thrilled) if they introduced Servitors as the AdMech class.
but alas the naughty step is no longer mine
Understandable.
"bro hive scum is lame" "bro we could've gotten admech" my brother in sigmar you live in a hive world not a forge world who the fuck do you expect to be a big part of the population
@jaunty path @hazy kestrel we gotta add some more fuel,. I want to get to rank 25 before reset
Ahem.
I have a 29 if you wanna dabble
i made a few 6 7 jokes
ok? admech is way more popular than hive gangs in general
make admech?
Dont, hes stupid
darktide isn't a popularity contest
Uh
nobody gavea fuck about arbitrators prior to darktide
Are we really back on this shit again
no its everyone but me
: No.
Im too smart for everyone
It’s also where moebian steel is made btw
No, youre just dense
no
Name 5
i get why people want admech but they've said before that they're doing classes based on what makes sense for the game. it also doesn't help that almost everyone that wants admech has been vocal about it in the same way that a deranged incel is vocal about their views on women
so i mean, i don't see them doing it
☝️
use dark heresy rpg class selection to see who fatshark can add since that's where fatshark takes inspo for darktide from
At best you're getting a novice tech priest, no skitarii no rangers no magos no nothing
just cuz youre reading what Im saying doesnt mean everyone is liek that
Booo incel
i would unironically really like if they added a servitor as a playable class
Yeah lets give the class to the people who were review bombing becausw they didnt get their way, im sure that will set a great precedent
I was going to say something mean but I thought better of it
Do it
Say it
don't really feel like a servitor would work in such a dynamic combat environment
Okay, to be fair. Hadron did mention Grendyl not wanting to requisition skitarii. That could either be read as them being aware people do want it and that they actually do want to implement that later down the line somehow
combat servitor who plays more like a gunner or a melee
You did the bare minimum? Oh sweetie im so proud of you! Heres your award and front cover on times magazine.
bold assumption
Or they're just poking fun at the review bomb fiasco.
So fuckin tuff bro 🥀
thanks
the latter prolly
Honestly, based if they did.
skitarii won't be a thing, as said, at best we're getting a novice tech priest with the bare minimum tech on them
don't expect to see volkite guns
I’d still love that
I just want admech
Because the prospect of review bombing a game for content that isn't even a part of the base game itself is pretty pathetic.
admech class yes do that
name a time when chronically online gamers weren't pathetic
I interperate it as admech players being bullied through the proxy of Hadron as she was mean to me and therefor I dislike admech players by extension due to unresolved insecurities
when is scab plasma gunner getting voicelines
he has some!
dying grunts don't count
no, he has lines
Me
also when will rejects properly address him
he's had lines since launch actually, i posted videos about it in #darktide-pics-vids
All I'm saying is, the review bomb incident with HD2 has changed the way people approach voicing their discontent with things.
this is a payday 2 medicdozer situation
Making voice lines for a servitor interesting enough might be a challenge though. I hear that they usually do not banter a lot.
Yesn’t
zealot chat is literally general 2
its dead thats what it is
Class chats are to help better use a class
Zealots so braindead simple there’s no need

They all went Hive Ganger style.
any of you run the generic oneshot it all thammer build
Me
i run that
with relic blade
i'm not one of those people that normally says "back then things were better" but honestly it was better when someone who was unhappy with a game had to take time actually playing it to process their feelings about it before being able to voice their discontent to others
are there more versions or does everyone use the same exact build
They actually had a valid reason though. Not because the armour or gun they gaslit themselves into thinking was coming next didnt come next.
wholeheartedly agree
Oh trust me I completely understand why it happened with HD2
but
I modified it a bit.
i think emotional intelligence on the whole is taking a nosedive tbh
It's given the impression to review bomb whenever a game releases something that people don't like
could u send it to me since this is my first time playing zealot?
Admexh players LITERALLY convinced themselves that admech was next with no actual evidence to support it and then acted like someone else shat in their pants when hivescum finally dropped.
along with the weapon since idk which blessings are good for it
If you feel so inclined I’d like to check it out as well
And because people are crybabies, they'll do it with anything that doesn't adhere to their desires even if the base game itself is fine to them.
It's taking what was a legitimate use of a tactic to hurt corporate meddling in the affairs of a video game and abusing it for personal gain basically.
There’s plenty of YouTube videos on the boss deletion zealot build.
All you really need is Crucis thammer w/ thrust and headtaker, unyielding and carapace, dumpstat of defense, shroudfield and martyrdom.
Damn it
i'm happy as long as i get any new class
i want beastmen but i'm fairly sure they won't be a thing
A few backstab talents, and the ability to backstab bosses, really. 
I nearly pulled a hi shock troop auric back from death
Im my own zealot
oh ok
But i just couldn’t deal with mutiple snipers through pox fog
And after soloing so much
Also im back
Thats a clip though, i was badass
i swear the sm2 discord people are the easiest to turn into seething maniacs
the black templar fans are abundant
I actually would like to see new enemies. Maybe something not associated with Nurgle.
Im almost done btw
what primary do most zealots run
How so
My fingers crossed that they'll put genestealers in
I find relic blade fun
A lot of zealots run relic blade
With good reason
Thammer goes bonk!
Very well rounded.
That’s my main, as you can tell. 
That would be cool. And still fitting to the hive world theme.
got a guy that runs stealth marty relic and DELETES bosses in h40, also very good on clear
very peak combo
And one of the few weapons that can take advantage of shroud's high burst damage
Heavy eviscerator is my go too
I watched him, you gotta do that run stab with relic while stealthed to max damage
they're the personification of the stereotype that every sm fan is a bigot who will yell 40k slurs at you for posting anything non-imperium or meme lore adjacent
i mean the weapon, not melee, rifle the pew pew
You can also slide to force the stab.
Unless the hitbox shenanigans happen and render your attack useless.

Original bolter with puncture and shattering impact is my go-to.
Magdump goes brrrr
maxines back thel
Stealth relic is fun honestly
I know lol
One of my favorite builds
I’m here
I should try it hm
people who see mildly LGBT stuff here and reply to it with "this is heresy" or "slaanesh heresy" or some stupid shit are incredibly, incredibly intelligent
Woof
Just, don't go stealth and stay next to your team because you're probably gonna get them screwed over.
i wish i could be as smart as them
Hey pal, want to join us for some Havoc?
Shur
Fantabulous
Goblin I always thought ur pfp was a possum
"slaanesh filth" brother does thou even know what slaanesh does besides popping up in your goon sesh folder
Sam I always thought it was something along those lines too
Nah, dogge
wait its not a goblin????
I am a goblin at heart.
Immersion broken.
Ur trans right or am i confusing you with someone else
that kind of stuff is why i refuse to engage with 40k material beyond darktide
yes
No you
Mild spelling mistake
Its obvious you are
it's fun if you ignore the community
people often forget that slaanesh isn't just haha sex
Ah
i can't see how fun it could be if it produces such a large volume of brainlets
Anyways, I just sent over the friend request @blazing ibex. 
From what I can guess, its kind of like a rhythm game. Just eat perfects and thats it.
Accepted.
ur perfects
ok then gimme all ur money if u rlly think soo
ough ugh i think i'm dying ouughh
Without me? 
fatshark please give us prettier haircuts, and some more long hair options
After all the times we've fought together
i am tired of acting like kerillian's hair is the only good haircut in the game
I'm sorry ; o;
No more space in the pawty

woof! woof woof woof..,,, woof
why is the biomass making barking sounds
my biggest feat was getting banned there
because fun
bald

keemstar is
a cretin
chat how good is the bonesaw
bonesaw.. so cool..
Awwwwrrrrooooooo
awwrooooooo
Awwwooo
the star gods will consume you all
What star gods?
The C'tan are used as batteries 😭
Some ogryn players really have the Iq of an ogryn, fitting i suppose
Bro we don't have those in 40k 😭
The good ones died with the alien races and/or are enslaved by the chaos gods
the BETTER star gods
aka hive fleet tiamet
Ohhhhhhh
its kinda cute seeing them wobble around like a lore accurate ogryn
those arent gods those are just really big space roaches
My bad I forgot they called the Tyranids the star gods
I was told that shroudfield with relic blade was a bad combo!
Have I been mislead?
really big awesome bugs
depends entirely on your skill lvl, if you are a zealot that can do this https://youtu.be/c-_jIvEB898 then it is not a bad combo
Yeah but the genestealer cult believe them to be the star children, angels and star gods, they are kinda dumb ngl
if you are not there yet, book will serve the team better 😌
The genestealer cultists I mean
everyone is pretty dumb in 40k
well it's the only one I have with his pov, this is a stealth zeal one, but from my psyker pov https://youtu.be/1yYmm3_x1Rw
Noted, thank you!
Praise be

I've encountered so many selfish and oblivous people that they depleted all my willing to help anyone that gets downed completely
Yeah that happens in life, but always help the elderly
Unless they are racist
I think he meant in game tho? 
Every weapon is an energy weapon 
Boltgun? Explosion energy
Swords and hammers? kinetic energy
Staffs? Magic energy
Fire? Thermodynamics
stick?
Kinetic

Sweaty dukane art when

sweaty drukhari with bloody sword
I was just thinking of Dukane but okay 
Qe need sweaty dukane
Holla
Aloha

this is very based of you
I can't wait for Guilliman and the Lion to have a big bro hug
And for Leman and the Lion to just fucking fight again
cant wait for Lion to beat the shit out of Leman
Again
Can't wait to see what lion is doing in Kronos
brooding probably
Accurate 
He took a nap. He's tired alright?
Tired after 1 0k year nap?!
I can't wait for Lion to meet Guillimans Eldar gf
Nah, sweaty make out in a boiler room
hope they make guilliman and yvraine a real couple to spite 40k nerds
why the boiler
You know what, am down for it lmao
Okay fine, sweaty makeout THEN shamk
No shankin
Hot
Well
Aren't they already according to that one Thanksgiving art piece?
Shanking in a different sense 
But I wanna
Huh?!
Where
gib
i want a 20 page long make out session between them in an official black library book
I just want a whole book about it tbh
Dan Abbnett, get to work
no i want it to be a random cut in a book about complete different characters like a family guy gag
they be talking about exterminatus a whole planet and hard cuts to them randomly from one chapter to the other
That’s just sad brother don’t worry not everyone is a selfish asshole
Nah, it'll hard cut to an Eldar hitting on an Ultramarine who is totally not ready for it
"The codex astartes never mentioned this..."
Sweaty dukane and zola and hestia
"I can show you everything the codex astartes never mentioned"

rip
whatever
"DAD!! HELP!!" -The Ultramarine, probably
Guilliman in the background "I'm extremely proud of my sons..."
as you hear the ceramite being torned out of his boy
Eldar be like "I am here to discover your Gene-seed Mon-Keigh! N-not because I like you or anything..."
"my son.. you really are an ultra marine.."

is anyone else constantly being kicked back to the character select screen?
i think i’ve had that happen recently yes
Only thing we're missing as an enemy imo
Frrl. They can be like a boss
genestealer cult..
we have a lot of psykers
But we're not fighting genestealings in darktide 
yet..
Or... just the lower ranking psykers
Could be a new specialist enemy or something
Could work

I just want more things to shoot
benefictus would be a reskinned plasma gunner
Cough SWAGGER Cough
except stronger probably

is swagger a gsc
most def
if so he is my new favorite character
if he is not yet we will get him soon
I wanna stab him
actually they will never add genestealer cults
because they are too strong
best faction in the story
how did that turn out for acheran
Deserved for now giving Titus enough men on that one mission
deserved for being a space marine
eggened potato
Well lets not be hasty
i am soooo hasty

we must consume the ultramarine 2nd company
and the other companies
and allll the chapters
guilliman will be turned into soup
Can't. GW wouldn't allow it
Deathwing vs Genestealers
Something something PR
Who you betting
Necromunda
Fair 
gsc gsc gsc
another reason gsc is the best faction
models can be used in THREE games
knoife
deserved for being bald and an ultramarine
truer
we should kill all blue bois UNLESS they have an aeldari wife
The new era

Fun fact: a genestealer cult tried to infiltrate deep in Necromunda, but got so cut off from the Hive mind that now they're just wandering aimlessly
malstrain?
fungusstealers
Necromunda sweep
yes
pair them together so we can consume easier
pair all the factions together into one big soup
i dont think youd be able to hand death guard soup
hrmmmm
Another fun fact: Dark Eldar kidnapped a Necromundan Ganger and tried to torture him for funsies. However the ganger was so bored, two dark Eldar died from lack of a reaction. They then returned him to Necromunda and told his gang "Do not come near us again"
fuck doing my own research, imma start believing people on the internet
I like being easily manipulated 
Died how tho
if its by a hot woman
the manipulation is acceptable
They couldn't get a reaction out of him, so they went crazy and Slaanesh took em
I'm calling it now. The datamined 'Cryptic' career is going to be an Adept. A powerful nerd that carries spools of data scrolls and can drown heretics in paperwork. Adapt is an established career in the Dark Heresy table top and fits within the criteria of Darktide's design documents requiring that the rejects must be mortals.
TRUE should’ve seen what Jakka posted before Hive Scum release:
HS: “Y’know, that clanker lady is giving some looks.”
Pro Vet: “Don’t mind her, she gives everyone that look.”
HS: “Maybe, but think I gotta chance with ‘er?”
Pro Vet: “YOU WHAT?!”
HS: “I’m jus’ sayin, I could rewire ‘er to-“
Pro Vet: “SHUT UP!!”

i hope it's anything but an adept so you people can mald over it
I love my work 
No….dont tell me…this was….
CLICKBAIT‼️💢‼️💢

Do not deny the coming Audit.
CLANKER LADY is going into my dictionary
Thank you
It's going to be way funnier if it's a servitor instead of the adept
so you can play as a lobotomite
Next class is a playable Mastiff
with a commandable arby?
I think they're avoiding heavily represented things like skitarii so they don't have an arbitrator situation where they're heavily limited by established lore and equipment
It could actually be super fucked up if they did dialogue options where the servitor still remembers or has some sort of free will still inside him
Yes
Be funny tho 
I bought Hive Scum because of this @acoustic pebble
Do you regret it?
Next class is a longshank
like "I remember... The sound... of someone I loved..."
"What was that?"
"Vox-unit compromised... Adding to damage-log."
or something like that
i keep getting backend error does anyone know why?
Captured by the blood ravens
Hive Scum: "Shut it ya bucket of bolts! Noone likes a killjoy!"
The hamser reponsible to spinning the wheel that makes the servers run got tired
Although there IS a mention of Hadron and I believe the Anarchist saying that they're going to fix their hair
I kinda hope it'll be peeps from house brahms or other rogue trader groups using exotic weaponry
lmao so not just me whos having this?
Imagine buying the game
I got it for free on Epic Games
nope I had it earlier today
Imagine using Epic Games
Out of recaf
I bought the game from a back alley
I can almos imagine the Hive Scum using the crowbar to spank the servitor around to do shit
Stole someones steam account
Oh they're going to bully the absolute shit out of it
Free games
And works
doodoo games
It's Epic Games tho. So big
Noh
From me
Only nabbed gta 5 when they made it free
I did play as Anarchist for hours and I’ve not heard em once mentioning ✨MommaHadron✨
B A K A💢

It'd be funny if the psyker to not be the one to bully the servitor because it can see/hear the voice of whom it was and how sad and broken it is, so they feel bad for the servitor
It's there. Trust me
you think this happens when they touch the Medicae stations

I don't think theyd care about the random Medicae and more about the servitor who'd be constantly going on missions with them
Fuck
now i want a servitor class

If it's a tech adept I hope they do like shoulder mounted weapons for blitzes or their combat ability
i want them to add a servitor like how the arbites has the mastiff
Imagine a medicae servitor healing another servitor. They'll be like "Tf is this shit?!"
Bro going to sleep after 8 hours of darktide is crazy, I close my eyes and hear snipers and bursters 😭
Maybe if it's a bit more indepth than just being a "kill that guy" button
the distant laughing from the trapper
Lucky for you. All I hear is Daemonhosts
Medicae jsut staring with visible intent
I really like the "kill that specific guy right there" button tbh
"Can't have shit in Tertium"
Yeah but I don't want more of the same
Maybe the adept gets the primary weapon (like their axe wrenches) and the servitor gets the secondary weapon (big guns), and you can briefly take control of the servitor or something for the combat ability to go ham with it
Me swearz bro, if me don’t see any Dialogue of the Hive Scums not even mentioning ✨MommyHadron✨…
I’m gonna lose it

Medicae: "Commencing servitorial-aid... How does it feel... to walk...?"
Servitor Unit: "Scanning mobile units performance... Analysis completed. No damage reported. Walking optimized."
Ideally a mechanicus class would play around with customization options for their weaponry more than other classes
are talking about sketari being in the game?
Hell no
Me with the TICK TICK TICK of the flamer guys
No skitarii
imagine the other team just hearing it
a different mechanicus class then?
ye Mister E mentioned the new class nickname is called
“CRYPTIC”

Hive scum was “Broker”
Like a tech adept or an enginseer yea, or like others were suggesting combat servitors
something among the lines of "OI! STOP MESSIN' AROUND WITH YOUR COG FRIEND!"
that would be cooler and more instering gameplay wise than skatari
Honestly I wouldn’t mind a half sentient servitor as a playable character
I WANT A SERVITOR AS A PLAYABLE CLASS
BECAUSE I STARTED TO IMAGINE HOW FUNNY IT COULD BE
Yea dialogue might just be kinda tricky
AND NOW I FEEL LIKE ITS A VERY COOL CONCEPT
Hence why I said half sentient, if they weren’t, then it’d be a boring class
It's actually a necron Cryptek guys trust me
whatIF we get Rejects SERVITOR “Premium” Cosmetic Skins for:
Veteran
Zealot
Ogryn
Psyker
Hive Scum
🦾
I want more Arbitrator skins
you gotta be careful with mechancus fellas because there guns are out of this world
Not really, just make em have the type of "switching into different personalities" where some voice lines they start with robotical terms and then starts to wonder off, vice-versa and maybe some bits of where its only one personality
sadly probaly wont
I vibe with this a lot actually
“For the Empreh!!!”
I think fatshark wants to avoid directly using things that have a lot of established tabletop representation again like they did with arbites
So no skitarii
FATSHARK ADD A SERVITOR CLASS AND MY SOUL IS YOURS!!!
yeah and the more spread it is like "veteran" the more likely they can do more costmetics with it
Genestealers when?
probably never
Base classes get 3 pages on the shop, Arbies have 1 and so do HS, but HS just came out so that one makes sense
Not unless FatShark Convinces GAMESWORKSHOP which in most cases…..
Jeanstealers when?
HS will probaly get some but Arby nah doubt it
helo chat
haaai
Guard are nice because they're already extremely diverse in-lore so they have more freedom with it. An arbites has a set list of equipment that it uses
Well….there is that one Genestealer named:
||SWAGGER||
Same for skitarii too I believe


they would also just be to broken, Arc Rilfes would destroy bad guys
Any discussions of power differences are sort of pointless when we have ogryn as a playable class lol
I still kinda wonder how the fuck did the Hive Scum get access to a fucking bazooka
the hive do got lots of weapons
wdym?

Dw I got basically shot by chat in theorycrafting when I suggested an Astartes scout ‘cuz I thought they’re pretty low on the Astartes totem pole so I thought it may be somewhat reasonable
like did they build using scrap from the hive or did they actually fucking steal it from the militarum trying to control the moebian 6
an Arc Rilfe would be able to kill an Astartes
They would still be a little insane by lore standards i think
srry i missread that
Conclave is way more resourceful than you might think.
A single ogryn is just damn near a walking tank canonically, they aren't exactly super accurate to their lore counterparts or tabletop
and wouldnt make sense on why they would be there
Hive Scum is part of the Cartel
which even in real life terms Cartels do got resources with military grade weapons

true
Yeah that’s the problem there, would be interesting tho, you can’t fault me on that
an Arc Rilfe can kill a Astartes an Ogryn can not
theres a huge diff having a ogyn and a skatari
Cartels in 40k are not to be trifled with.
An ogryn absolutely could lol
because they already wont add anything marine related lol
no they can not lol what are you smoking?
I think them bein too strong in lore isnt even that much of a problem, the problem is why would an astartes scout even be there?
And I’m glad about that tbf
a plauge ogyn fair but a normal none corrupted ogyn is getting smashed
An ogryn could kill an astartes for sure lmao
Ogryns can kill astartes.
An ogryn can smash an astartes head right in with a punch mate
At least when considering their pure brawn.
plus there is lore mentioned that when the Enforcers all got laided out
The Cartel Hive Scums were running Atoma most of the time since,
They were the only option the citizens can rely on

Yeah I was also told Tertium doesn’t need Sororitas or Astartes, Atoma is kinda fucked but not THAT fucked








