general-chat

[low blade]

Thanks I pride myself on personal hygiene

[tulip kettle]

Yw now dominate me

[placid wolf]

You already know what I’m gonna ask bestie

[tulip kettle]

No 👎

[placid wolf]

Coward

[low blade]

Trappers are actually like 3rd easiest headshots in the game since they have a super predictable and stable head movement during their run animation

[low blade]

Well more like, 5th

[neon agate]

[karmic idol]

Y'all aim? I just shoot in the general direction of the enemy and remove the general direction of the enemy

[low blade]

I know what you are

[low blade]

Kantrael go pew

[limber zealot]

Very excited to be doing this constantly

[tulip kettle]

:)

[low blade]

But you sound ready for Scum

[limber zealot]

I never liked the kantreal it always felt underwhelming

[karmic idol]

It is December now

[tulip kettle]

Yeah scum deep in me

[low blade]

Ayyyy I clicka da heads

[limber zealot]

I run agripinna

[twin flower]

Could use a few more tune ups yeah

[karmic idol]

Anyways guys isn't driving in the snow so fucking fun

[low blade]

With the right blessings and ability to click heads its infinite crits

[brazen pelican]

Boyfriend says "Fuck no".

[pseudo timber]

I wish someone would give me an infinite crit to the dome

[twin flower]

We don't have snow over here so I wouldnt know

[limber zealot]

I'm not great at aiming tbh

[karmic idol]

Which one (I'm joking)

[low blade]

I miss the snow back in Utah. Tons of it, real powdery and pretty

[short oar]

GO 90 MPH AND SLIDE INTO A PRESCHOOL YEAAAAAAAAAA

[brazen pelican]

The one driving a truck for a living.

[drowsy lynx]

I like it right up until there's other drivers around, can't trust them

[karmic idol]

Bruh I did a fucking 360 I was only going 25

[low blade]

I'm like Ryan Gosling in Drive but I walk

[karmic idol]

Oh my fucking god dude honestly there was this one asshole riding my ass like he wanted a taste

[placid wolf]

Oil hit me in the eye

[short oar]

Ouwie

[karmic idol]

Bro didn't understand what personal space meant at all and went 20 over just to get around me

[drowsy lynx]

Yikes thats not good

[low blade]

Saltzpyre only ever needed the one, chin up

[short oar]

Was it hot

[karmic idol]

Like broski I was already going 5 over calm tf down

[placid wolf]

It hit my eyelid but now my eye hurts and is all red

[low blade]

Coverup for weed

[short oar]

Hit the pedal. Make him slam into coming car.

[low blade]

They been eating marijuana

[karmic idol]

Loser

[drowsy lynx]

As long as it didn't get directly in your eye you're likely good

[bitter matrix]

Do we know if they're adding more personalities than just that ogryn one or no

[twin flower]

Prolly not

[placid wolf]

Youre supposed to be nice to crying women

[karmic idol]

Nah I'd rather not deal with the icy ass road

[brazen pelican]

Only the Ogryn one for now, as far as I know.

[short oar]

I didnt even know ogryn was going to get a new personality, that shit came out of nowhere

[low blade]

Pleasant surprise

[short oar]

Clearly, flight

[low blade]

But I am MARRIED to Bodyguard on my boy

[karmic idol]

You're a guy now, gender has been changed

For auto balancing purposes

[placid wolf]

Queue low tier god rant

[karmic idol]

Uh, nuh uh

Anyways do make sure you keep a well uh, eye on your eye

[ocean widget]

at least you cant be shot now

no white if its all red

[placid wolf]

I think I’m ok. It stings really bad but my vision is normal

[short oar]

Went from psyker to arbites to veteran, put to much strain on my brain, now i have to actually think and aim, the good thing is that plasma makes me shoot plasma irl and kraks just delete whatever poor mf i stick them too

[ocean widget]

yeah you'll be fine then
doesnt sound like anything serious

[blissful kiln]

why aim when DB exists

[ocean widget]

why aim when you could pray to lady luck and whip out the bolt pistol

[short oar]

What is the db

[karmic idol]

Oh ok well loser then dumbass don't get foreign liquids in your eyes, anyways

[blazing ibex]

Double barrel

[ocean widget]

double barrel

[blissful kiln]

deez barrels

[drowsy lynx]

I've gotten oil in my eye a few times and it does suck for a while. I've never had any serious repercussions, but it's also never been much

[chrome sleet]

For the emprah!!

[blissful kiln]

For Sigma

[short oar]

Nah, no sniping, not good at what vet supposed to do

[ocean widget]

thats why i said pray

[low blade]

Recruited her ass into the patriarchy like Nick Fury at the end of a Phase 1 MCU movie

[blazing ibex]

That's what you think.

[karmic idol]

Anyways actually how'd it even happen? @placid wolf

[blissful kiln]

vet is more than just a special sniper

[karmic idol]

Man they should add a sniper rifle

[ocean widget]

yeah its also a normal sniper

[blissful kiln]

and dB still kills snipers reliably

[short oar]

Every veteran build wishes it had plasma.

[fast gorge]

bad romance

[blazing ibex]

No it absolutely does not.

[ocean widget]

plasma is kinda mid ngl

[blazing ibex]

My main build for Havoc 40 would SUCK with plasma

[blissful kiln]

if I had nitro I would unload all my mpreg emotes on this

[hazy kestrel]

Just came back from my first day at my new job, I’m basically like an Administratum Scribe for the local Rockrete / Adamantium structures Manufactorum, with all that entails.

Got cranky machine spirits in the Cogitator, Printer, and job-specific programs that I have to placate. (They’re uncooperative and angry ones.)

All that being said: It’s fucking paradise Mechanicum-Bros.

[drowsy lynx]

I quickplayed into an auric rolling steel the other day as dbarrel vet and it took me a dozen rounds to kill the snipers shooting down the hallway

[blazing ibex]

how is that possible

[drowsy lynx]

Very extreme circumstance though lol

[blissful kiln]

skissue

[placid wolf]

I flipped the chicken cutlet and the oil got angry for a second and popped

[drowsy lynx]

Skill issue

[blissful kiln]

I do miss all the pellets sometimes ngl

[ocean widget]

how is it possible to hit the snipers or how is it possible to get a fuck ton of snipers

[abstract jolt]

any idea what time we can buy the new class tomorrow?

[placid wolf]

11EST

[karmic idol]

Oh nice one, this is why you wear full safety gear whilst cooking, gotta get dat hazmat suit

[blazing ibex]

how is it possible to take 12 shots to kill a sniper

[abstract jolt]

Cool I can stay up late and sleep in lol

[ocean widget]

well you see
the sniper is far away
and the shotgun is a shotgun

[blazing ibex]

unless that's just hyperbole really

[drowsy lynx]

She already had a protective chest barrier up lol

[abstract jolt]

load the slug and hit that mf

[blissful kiln]

does he know?

[placid wolf]

This is why I can’t cook for the rejects nude 🥀

[blazing ibex]

that's not how it works

[short oar]

Like why go to a hyper specialised hellbore build focused entirely on getting weakspots when i can just pop a plasma and forget about it, that wsy i can even run shout and melee shit

[ocean widget]

DB doesnt have slugs last i checked

[karmic idol]

Oh god that sounds like such a bad idea to actually be doing that

[ocean widget]

i know the ingame shotguns arent realistic gachi

[abstract jolt]

Equip the combat shotgun

[karmic idol]

About as bad as wearing a low cut top at the shooting range

[drowsy lynx]

It's fine if you're not frying stuff haha

[low blade]

Why is it always in oil also thats weird. What, is the Brahms family Italian???

[blissful kiln]

that's not what I meant

[ocean widget]

awful

[mint gate]

Chat, time to get fenty with it tmr

[vivid sequoia]

Hai

[blazing ibex]

Double barrel has a minimum pellet count for hitting which makes it rather consistent for snipers

And if you run the setup you should be, manstopper and flechette, you very often can just take a potshot with the guaranteed crit from weapon specialist and one shot them anyway

[low blade]

Well there's weirder, actually. But the prevalence oil stands out

[ocean widget]

no fuckin clue then
might just be shit

[karmic idol]

Man ion even got Tiddies to worry about but I've still had the brass burn me by going down my shirt

[drowsy lynx]

Isnt this assuming a single pellet actually lands?

[blissful kiln]

join the cult of DB weapon spec

[drowsy lynx]

Also there's plenty of chaff in the way on auric rolling steel, I can't even see the sniper I'm trying to shoot at

[ocean widget]

no
gonna stick with bolting and praying

[blissful kiln]

weak

[blazing ibex]

ya. meaning rng was just not in your favor but that's shocking that it happened that much on a sniper

[uneven ermine]

Fuck the double barrel
Single barrel Kickback superiority pals

[blissful kiln]

5 business days pullout time

[drowsy lynx]

Definitely the longest I've ever had to shoot at one to kill, I wonder how many rounds I was just pure whiffing to begin with

[drowsy lynx]

Hey you don't know me

[uneven ermine]

I’d rather die flipping up my cannon than live not blasting flashy

[placid wolf]

I did it in only an apron before but I wasn’t cooking with oil

[drowsy lynx]

Oh you mean a gun

[karmic idol]

Yeah at least you have a front protection

[blissful kiln]

I tried making a quasi dB ws build with kickback and it sucked

[languid hazel]

If Microsoft doesn’t process my fraggin’ refund I will blow up the moon

[karmic idol]

Just commit Terrorism on there HQ

[neon agate]

Or you will throw off the cliff

[languid hazel]

But that’s illegal

[uneven ermine]

I just use it for flavor since ogryn is powerful enough for me to fuck around

I’ve been running hive scum ogryn since before arbi

[low blade]

People be talking about optimal weapons for their pullout times. I couldnt pull my ass out a driveway, thats why we have a load of scum tomorrow!

[karmic idol]

And? Wait bish blowing up the moon is More illegal

[low blade]

Please ban me for this post it fucking sucks actually

[river badger]

Not much longer till we get "COOKING".

[placid wolf]

Just finished cooking

[karmic idol]

Nuh uh, you're staying here

[languid hazel]

Loose-Cannon, we have to cook!

[placid wolf]

Lady biology fact: very sensitive area of the body so it’s actually the opposite of a protective layer

[languid hazel]

Haiyas Freak Advisor! =^w^=

[placid wolf]

Hey girl hey. I’m angry and cunty while eating dinner rn

[low blade]

Its a PRISON. Cant even escape with scum jokes

[languid hazel]

Fuck yeah

[karmic idol]

Well look November ended everyone wants to scum

[river badger]

Something tasty I assume?

[neat jewel]

Anyone know what time the new update is coming out?

[placid wolf]

Chicken cutlet and patacones. Oil popped and hit me in the eye so I’m angry at the food I’m eating rn

[low blade]

<t:1764687600:F>

[neat jewel]

Oh nice, I'll have time to play with the new helldivers warbond before it then

[dusky anchor]

playing auric maelstrom
teammate is recon vet
i get dogged, he walks away from me and lets it nibble on my face
spam pinigng, he kills the dog and then shoots the barrel next to me by accident and takes a chunk from my hp
he then shoots a poxburster in the upcoming horde that i was going to shove, instantly killing me
this is within 5 minutes of starting the mission

[river badger]

Nice
And LOL
That would piss me off a little bit too.🤣

[low blade]

Pretend its the flesh of a slain enemy. Works for Rinda

[dusky anchor]

oh he just ragequit after going down once

[low blade]

[hard crane]

Solve this by killing the vet

[coarse rover]

When dose the new character drop what Time tomorrow???

[low blade]

<t:1764687600:F>

[drowsy lynx]

Yes in all seriousness it's really the last place you'd want boiling oil 😨

[placid wolf]

Whenever I hurt myself I have 3 stages shock, crying, and than petulant

I’m in the petulant stage

[low blade]

MODS PLEASE JUST PIN THIS GOD CHRISTS SAKE

[placid wolf]

“Dont make me point to the sign”

[compact adder]

People don't read pins.

[neat jewel]

I mean...it should just be in announcements, like most other game discords do

[low blade]

Whenever I hurt myself I take a gun and go to a local park and close my eyes and fire one shot in a random direction

[river badger]

[placid wolf]

Slay king

I cry and than eat ice cream 👌

[karmic idol]

Man I'm so happy I fucking got my sleep medication finally fucking hell

[gloomy tartan]

Get good rest bitch

[low blade]

I do the same whenever someone here disagrees with me and it will be your fault when it hits someone one day

[low blade]

I thought it was chicken cutlet for dinner. When do the lies end?

[karmic idol]

Yeah I'm finally gonna actually sleep on time instead of at like 6am

[placid wolf]

When I’m done with my chicken I’m scarfing down strawberry icecream

[river badger]

I was never a fan of strawberries.

[placid wolf]

Do I need to post a picture of my chicken cutlet to prove its real?

[low blade]

Strawberries are out of sesson. Lying comes so naturally to your forked tongue...

[gloomy tartan]

aims Bolter at your direction and Blows yo head Smoof off

[drowsy lynx]

Post the cutlet

[low blade]

#Cutletgate will tear this server asunder

[placid wolf]

Whos gonna tell him the strawberry flavor is a mix of chemical hell

Its 80% gone but sure #darktide-pics-vids

[karmic idol]

Man it'd be weird seeing your tall ass cry

[drowsy lynx]

Red flavor

[placid wolf]

I cry all the same

[karmic idol]

Yeah but your Tall, not allowed to do that anymore

[placid wolf]

Im a woman its societally expected for me to sob and in my case it was correct cus I cry over anything

[low blade]

HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA ass message

[karmic idol]

Nuh remember I changed yo gender

[placid wolf]

Not laughing

[karmic idol]

Loser

Be full of merry during this jolly season

[gloomy tartan]

Wish I was in a battle tank rn

[low blade]

Cutletgate is gonna be worse than the great cogboy cope I think. Going all in on red for this

[placid wolf]

I’ll be jolly when my eye stops hurting

[carmine steppe]

What's good about this "Christmas anyway"

[karmic idol]

Remove thou eye

[lament dagger]

I'm going to have blue moon ice cream

[drowsy lynx]

Wow relatable

[placid wolf]

I have beautiful blue eyes I’d prefer to keep them

[hazy kestrel]

“Thine”

[gloomy tartan]

Who wants to get in a battle tank with me

[low blade]

Btw important question: What gang will yall be repping on these mean streets? For me its the Tread Lightlies. LOVE me some hazard stripes

[placid wolf]

Meee

[tulip kettle]

Meeeee

[lament dagger]

Also Tread Lightlies

[gloomy tartan]

Hey how many mf do it take to operate a leeman Russ battle tank?

[low blade]

Get some contacts on them thangs, freak

t. blue eyes

[karmic idol]

Imagine not having colour changing eyes like me

[neon agate]

Can I get in if I bring food?

[low blade]

Depends on if they add sponsons, but I believe its 4 minimum

[karmic idol]

Man these bastards change from grey, green and blue

[gloomy tartan]

What’s a sponson 😮

[low blade]

Good lad

[pseudo timber]

Hazel eyes on top

[karmic idol]

Ion understand em at all honestly

[neon agate]

4, but I can be there to cook

[placid wolf]

Im blue eyed and red haired. I’m genetically unlikely like a shiny pokemon

[main burrow]

I havent played this game since oct 30 2023. wow has it changed.

[karmic idol]

What in the fuck? That is a insane combo

[tulip kettle]

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DRUG SKILL TREE

[gloomy tartan]

You were the first 4 to ask for a seat in the tank so sure

[low blade]

Optional side-gun mounts. Leman Russ is really modular, hence why its insanely popular as a tank for the war machine

[placid wolf]

Its also pretty rare

[tulip kettle]

I have one green eye which turned brown and one blue eye and blonde hair

[gloomy tartan]

Ooo it’s the modular shit I see on some tank miniatures ??? Cooool

[placid wolf]

Multicolored eyes are CUUUTE

[tulip kettle]

:o

[gloomy tartan]

This is your daily reminder there is art depicting Alexander the Great as having heterochromia with one eye and blue as the sea or sky I forget,and one as black as night

Alexander the Great was basically a anime protag

[karmic idol]

Yeah ik, man you a lucky bish tbh

[low blade]

Correct. Leman Russ configurations are vast and varied. The side-guns just add onto that, but are optional. Also hilarious: They replace hatches for the crew so taking them gives less options for dismount if needed lole

[placid wolf]

I’m minmaxxed to be lovable by men negl

[karmic idol]

Apparently so good god

[placid wolf]

Like I said. Aphrodite is my patron goddess

[low blade]

And he was 5 foot even and drank himself to death after his boyfriend and horse (two separate things) died

[tulip kettle]

I'm minmaxxed to be single and ugly for the rest of my life

[karmic idol]

Can't be dat bad

[placid wolf]

Putting your head in my cleavage to silence this bullshit

[gloomy tartan]

Dude he had one of the actual coolest war horses of all time

[low blade]

Dont be that way Trapper, you just need to lose the sack mask and hide your Nurgle-ridden face with something cooler like a veil. Death-maiden max

[pseudo timber]

Ugly bitches are so hawt

[gloomy tartan]

Like no joke Alexander the greats horse was fucking jacked and Agri as shit stallion he broke in himself as a young man if I remember right

[tulip kettle]

Bro my hair turned from blonde to brown, I have one bright eye, one bright eye, sunken eyes and shadows under my eyes. I look like fucking death

[low blade]

Also reminder: its HEAVILY implied that Alexander was The Emperor lmao

[ocean widget]

just watched 3 people go down in an uprising match
a fucking uprising match

[placid wolf]

I have a birth mark under my belly button and major eyebags. We all have our flaws but “flaws” make us human

[low blade]

Big E named his flagship Bucephalus, implying he still loved that horse he had like 32k years before that

[tulip kettle]

I'm also extremely pale so like... I'm basically just trapper ig 😭

[civic birch]

urawra

[gloomy tartan]

HE WAS A GOOD HORSE

[lament dagger]

I have purple bags under my eyes and some of my teeth just don't fucking exist
Thanks, genetics.

[placid wolf]

Pookie girl I’m so pale sun reflects off my skin

[low blade]

“You know, I get a strange migraine headache if I don't get a strange piece of ass everyday.” -John Fitzgerald Kennedy, 35th president (1961-1963)

[civic birch]

hes been cursed by nurgle

[low blade]

Kibellah, Laezel. I just love "living weapon" women with exotic faces and mommy issues

[gloomy tartan]

That horse was one of the most fucking Agro stallions ever and he broke it in as like a young ass man and used it as his war horse for the rest of his entire life of conquering shit lol

[low blade]

Hence why his head just sorta Did That and nobody shot him

[tulip kettle]

I look DEAD. I'm a deep sleeper so when my friend tried waking me up she thought I was fucking dead

[civic birch]

lol

[placid wolf]

A. You looked cute in the makeup

B. Shutup or I’m sitting on your face to shut you up

[hazy kestrel]

Ya can’t be that bad pal.

[tulip kettle]

Ma'am yes ma'am

[dusty bramble]

Kibellah was a bad bitch but my fish wife demanded attention

[ocean widget]

@neon agate found ur alt

[tulip kettle]

I'm literally the trapper irl bro

[low blade]

My Rogue Trader explaining to Abelard why he keeps letting Kibellah on the upper decks

[dusty bramble]

I love Cassia

[tulip kettle]

I love Cadia

[low blade]

Shoutout to the OFFICIAL in-game art where she is like triple caked up so its canon she just has a phat fish ass

[ocean widget]

tbf kibellahs an assassin that protects the RT
shes going to be on the upper decks no matter what

[dusty bramble]

found the cuttthroat

[hazy kestrel]

Hey pal, the trapper is hot to many people. Therefore, you are too.

[ocean widget]

im sorry the what

[tulip kettle]

YAAAY :D

[low blade]

Kibellah is also the best-written romance in the game

[carmine steppe]

Didn't he die of typhoid fever?

[tulip kettle]

Noooo... 👀

[neon agate]

Bruh I didn't romance lazeal that's @languid hazel

[ocean widget]

she is a frog though

[low blade]

He drank himself to death, more likely. He just HAPPENED to hold his liver after months of drinking undiluted wine constantly to party away his depression

[blissful kiln]

she's the devs' favorite girl

[low blade]

Hang on I'll find it and DM lole

[dusty bramble]

which art is this? From what i remember she was flat as a surf board

[carmine steppe]

Hmmm source?

[ocean widget]

legend ty

[neon agate]

And? She would not put up with my goofy a** waving at her queen

[low blade]

RIGHTFULLY SO

[placid wolf]

Passionately kissing you rn cus you’re pretty and deserve love. Be kind to yourself

[ocean widget]

act 1 no
act 3 for sure though she would

[dusty bramble]

I still believe we were ROBBED of Argenta and Ulfar

[civic birch]

ha no i dont im for mthe derath korps of kreig

[ocean widget]

next doctors appointment you get diagnosed with mega nurgle disease number 273

[blissful kiln]

Domin 🫦

[low blade]

Its during the book event when you travel to her end-of-quest location

[dusty bramble]

they 100% fuck and should have romances

[gloomy tartan]

CADIA LIVESSSS

[civic birch]

YEEEESSSSSSSS]

[placid wolf]

I don’t care I’m eating it out

[carmine steppe]

Also I love that the owlcat games offer player options and not player choice

[civic birch]

CADIA IS NOT JUST A PLANET

[neon agate]

Dude she would not put up with my goofiness. I literally am either compassionate calm and collected or insanity. You literally got a headache yesterday from it

[carmine steppe]

Like you have romance options but you can't choose to romance Argenta

[dusty bramble]

also did yall hear, we’re getting another 500 free aquillas with the upcoming event

[neon agate]

They were planning to GW said no

[carmine steppe]

Even though like 60% of the players want to

[civic birch]

Y CHOOOSE ROMANCE THERE ARE XENOS TO KILL

[gloomy tartan]

We are ?!?

[ocean widget]

i didnt get a headache
i felt like an alcoholic parent
its different

[carmine steppe]

Exactly, it was limited cause it fitted more with the faction

[low blade]

Argenta has a better arc not being romanced tbh. But they shpuld have let us fuck Abelard and his huge bara frame

[blissful kiln]

Argenta is the most boring companion in RT

she has no content

[low blade]

She's the most "Thats what she is" but thats fun in a way

[ocean widget]

truuuu
fuck game devs for locking men out of being absolutely fuckable
cant fuck takemura
cant fuck abelard
cant fuck royd, flambae or phenomaman

[placid wolf]

Playing Fortnite with my boyfriend and friends in super comfy undies. Eating ice cream

Feel better about my eye

[dusty bramble]

I liked her simplicity

[civic birch]

how about not habing sex that what i do

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking is

[carmine steppe]

And now before you get your pitchforks out and tell that ummm ashctually adeptus sororitas aren't chaste it's still fits

[blissful kiln]

all of her stuff is in act 1 and then a quick fetch quest in act 4

[placid wolf]

Oil popped

[low blade]

God forbid we wanna fuck that old man!

That being said, Heinrix has almost as many fics on Ao3 ALONE than every single companion COMBINED

[dusty bramble]

i was biased because she was my all dakka class

[carmine steppe]

Doesn't he have a wife?

[neon agate]

Also blame leanna for going insane. It's not my fault I know a lot about the game

[blissful kiln]

dead wife

[lament dagger]

I already have the spaceman
I used my Save the World vbucks because I don't buy anything from the shop

[ocean widget]

checks out tbf hes easy as fuck to romance

[low blade]

Had. She's deceased. Same with one of his sons, apparently

[low blade]

He's also malewife material, tbf

[ocean widget]

yeah i think in one of the heretic endings
||abelard poisons the rest of his family or smth if u go heretic||

[carmine steppe]

The owlcat games feel incomplete without the dlcs, yeah maybe some characters are shallow but I always wait for the game to be fully released to enjoy all the content

[ocean widget]

fair

[placid wolf]

They made a big bodied lady skin and I bought it. Happy I feel represented:3

[blissful kiln]

the dlcs add nothing to Argenta tho

[carmine steppe]

Yeah I know, but at least I can look forward to Trazyn

[lament dagger]

I am represented by "masked guys with no goddamn faces who are cool"

[blissful kiln]

meh, it's gonna be Midnight Isles again

[carmine steppe]

Which is my real romance option

[ocean widget]

||"Having completed his last journey with his Lord Captain, Abelard Werserian, with the gracious permission of the Rogue Trader, left his post as Seneschal and took over the helm of his large family. Upon arriving on Dargonus, he immediately assembled his family for a celebratory dinner. The wine at the feast was as poisoned as Abelard's own mind. The honourable Seneschal would never have to leave the festive hall again, destined to look over his beloved family forever. No one was going to take them from him now. "No one can hurt you now," he muttered, repeating the words like a sick mantra while caressing his ulcer-ridden lips with swollen hands, the dead faintly echoing him."||
heretic abelard spoilers

[low blade]

Shoutout to the Kibellah romance ending of you're playing a man where ||the dynasty sets up, by law, mandatory goth gf/bf program to create new heirs||

[ocean widget]

who was it?

[carmine steppe]

Anything including Necrons and Trazyn is gonna get a 9/10 from me, I am easy to please

[placid wolf]

Opal is the skin

[ocean widget]

ah sick
only remembered penny fiting that description
granted she was in save the world so no surprise there

[carmine steppe]

Incredibly based, I'm still gonna pick the lady with asthma tho

[lament dagger]

I figured, I like her color scheme
My main has been Pillar (dark variant) for about 6 years now
Emotionally attached for no reason to a red and black armored guy

I also like cube space guy
He cool
He cube

[carmine steppe]

I got Goku cause he is goku

[lament dagger]

this is true

[low blade]

I still need to do a Heretic run and romance Marazhai before the next DLC. But I got distracted a little

[placid wolf]

Opal is built like me with a breast reduction

[carmine steppe]

See I don't like replaying entire runs to try out slightly different choices

[ocean widget]

cassias a fish not an asthmatic

[carmine steppe]

That's why I prefer to wait for the dlcs to be out

[ocean widget]

yeah same here
gonna be waiting a long fuckin time though unfortunately

[carmine steppe]

Yeah I know Cassia, I'm talking about the lady with Asthma

[ocean widget]

that description really helps

[lament dagger]

I didn't get into RT because I got my ass whooped by the inventory system
I am too fuckin stupid

[low blade]

A fish with a canonically huge ass for no reason besides the official artists thinly veiled type

[ocean widget]

how tf is it confusing though
i wanna hear this

[carmine steppe]

Jae Heydari

[pseudo timber]

I have my stupid ex's shark thing..the blahåj thing...i want to kill it so badly it keeps looking at me like its my faukt 💔

[ocean widget]

oh neat
didnt know she had asthma

[ocean widget]

give it to fuckin whos her name
leanna

[lament dagger]

I kept putting medkits into the ship storage or some shit and couldn't figure out how to medkit myself
Also I picked a class that I ended up hating (whoever has the ability to shoot teammates for some fucking reason)

[ocean widget]

commisar
also did u skip the popups and dialogue?
the prologue shows you how to use medkits when you reach the rite of trade

[low blade]

Mail it to me and I'll Octoboss that shit like its Mary Jabassa

[drowsy lynx]

Having your ex's shit around is awkward, I can relate. I painted a bedroom purple for her and debating if I need to repaint it still lol

[carmine steppe]

What do you mean no reason? Cassis is royalty, they do nothing but read boring books, eat extravagantly and in her case drive the ship, of course she has a fat ass she doesn't exercise

[lament dagger]

I read it
Which makes me more upset with how stupid I am

[carmine steppe]

Commissars are so cool

[ocean widget]

dont forget draining her servants of blood to paint

[low blade]

No no, she isnt chubby. Her ass is phat in official art

[carmine steppe]

I didn't say she was chubby

[lament dagger]

I like the command ability, but the shoot teammates one is not my cup of whatever-the-hell

[carmine steppe]

Obviously all the fat is going to one place

[low blade]

If you dont get this reference, you will need to cleae 4 and a half hours of a schedule to watch 2 movies to understand

[placid wolf]

Never gonna get some big lady rep 🥀

[tulip kettle]

I like chubby women 🤤

[pseudo timber]

I was about to cry I thought they got rid of maelstrom mission 💔

[gloomy tartan]

Big asses feel like clouds when ya float on em

[placid wolf]

Come mark mine than

[low blade]

The rest of Cassia is skin and bones and then one piece of art just shows off her BAKERY

[glacial shoal]

hey what's up peeps, how we doing

[lament dagger]

My ass is bones

[candid stratus]

I need to scum so badly

[low blade]

Fair play, its those Navigator genes

[neon agate]

Huh

[pseudo timber]

Scumming all over the place

[tulip kettle]

my ass is thicc but I'm smol

[glacial shoal]

i'm scared to ask if you mean what I think you mean lol

[candid stratus]

Just let me Scum!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

Who wants to dark they tide with me

[placid wolf]

If you press your hand against my butt its gonna sink for a second 😌

[neon agate]

Doing pretty good. Only 2 more weeks than I am on break

[glacial shoal]

W

[neon agate]

What about you friend?

[gloomy tartan]

Scab likes to drink bong water

[glacial shoal]

i'm good here ty for asking hazy

[carmine steppe]

It's how commissars keep morale up during fights

[pseudo timber]

Bong water 🤤

[candid stratus]

Can you donate some butt to me please I need more squish

[glacial shoal]

that sounds cool I cannot lie

[gloomy tartan]

Hazy likes to share one piece of gum with the homies

[placid wolf]

No if my ass was any smaller I’d be wayy too top heavy

[gloomy tartan]

Like a fog gate from dark souls?

[lament dagger]

I know commissars are almost always horrible people, but there's better ways of boosting morale

[jaunty jackal]

is 10am EST when the class will become available? Because I am seeing 19 hours in-game which would be 3pm EST

[candid stratus]

Just gimme some boob as well then to balance it, help a sister out

[spring goblet]

I thought Arbites released way earlier

[placid wolf]

No i like my back breakers

[low blade]

<t:1764687600:F>

[glacial shoal]

all boob and butt sizes are awesome

[carmine steppe]

You have a regiment that's being led by a Commissar and when someone tries to escape cause "they are all going to die" and "oh god the Tyranid just eat bobby" they shoot the guy to increase the morale of the rest of the group to fight harder

[candid stratus]

[jaunty jackal]

sweet!!

[low blade]

Imagine society if a mod just pinned that shit

[glacial shoal]

chaos

[jaunty jackal]

sorry it prob has been asked 10000 times

[lament dagger]

Murder :)
Or killing, really

[candid stratus]

Imagine a society where im finally allowed to Scum

[carmine steppe]

I mean, have you looked at Warhammer 40k? They don't use the "better way" cause it's probably chaos workship or whatever

[low blade]

"Do not scum. Do not scum..."

"I'm gonna scum!"

[glacial shoal]

I sold a couple shitty CS stickers to pay for the last few dollars of the money I need for hive scum

[carmine steppe]

And? You say it like it's a bad thing trooper

[candid stratus]

AAAAAGHH!!! IM SCUMMING!!!!!!

[lament dagger]

"Love each other :)"
planet is firebombed

[gloomy tartan]

Ass so fat call dat a Leeman Russ battletank

[carmine steppe]

This is exactly what would happened

[lament dagger]

awesome

[glacial shoal]

there's no way to buy the class til it's out i assume yeah

[carmine steppe]

"QUICK WE MUST EXTERMINATUS THE PLANET"

[gloomy tartan]

Stop scumming in the Morningstar it’s not even time yet

[neon agate]

"Compassion quiets the howling mind."

[carmine steppe]

Compassion leads to heresy

[low blade]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/2/21/Cassia_Orsellio_Painting.jpg

I wasnt lying

[dusty bramble]

Obvious joke of fill with guardsman here

[candid stratus]

You cant stop me from Scumming!!!

[carmine steppe]

Do not suffer the crime of tolerance

[wary flint]

What time is the update released tomorrow?

[low blade]

<t:1764687600:F>

[candid stratus]

Remember when all the space marine players used to unironically quote thoughts of the day at anyone they deemed as woke in the darktide discord

[low blade]

"Say the line, Smug!" because mods WONT PIN

[wary flint]

10am what time zone tho

[candid stratus]

Almost makes me miss being dogpiled for having a slaaneshi pfp

[dusty bramble]

who’s ready to collectively scum tomorrow

[glacial shoal]

it shows your time zone

[lament dagger]

I still can't get over corpse starch
My Outlast character has the same diet as a Cadian soldier

[low blade]

YOUR timezone. Thats localized to you

[wary flint]

Ah neat. Thanks

[carmine steppe]

Oh there is a really funny section of this interaction in Catachans Devils, where they just hunt their own food

[low blade]

We're all gonna get in a circle and scum togethet at the same time

[candid stratus]

Edging right now in preperation to Scum hard!

[placid wolf]

Theyre one of my prized accomplishments

[dusty bramble]

not gonna sleep to prep for the scumming

[neon agate]

Which is why in RT the imperium hated me

[lament dagger]

One of my prized possessions is LEGO General Grievous
The original one

With the minifig head

[gloomy tartan]

Time to DARKTIDE

[low blade]

The last lego I had exploded because ghosts and I refuse to get any more

[dusty bramble]

my prized possession is a fake yu gi oh card i randomly got

[carmine steppe]

Well yeah, the game does a great job of showing you why compassion can bite you in the ass in 40k

[gloomy tartan]

Where’s all my Cadians at let’s do headcount to see who’s dead

[candid stratus]

One of my prized possessions is my depression and self loathing. I carefully cultivated it for decades.

[glacial shoal]

same

[candid stratus]

Brought it to flower and watched as it bore fruit.

[glacial shoal]

not over decades though, i'm only 22

[carmine steppe]

The imperium does what they do cause they were forced into a really shitty situation buuut it doesn't mean they couldn't be better, they just follow the path of least resistance

[dusty bramble]

too sad, play more warhammer and develop an addiction

[candid stratus]

Im only 27 but I started early.

[hazy kestrel]

2 decades right there pal.

[glacial shoal]

I believe in you friend

[candid stratus]

Implying I dont already have an abusive relationshipnwith warhammer and gw

[dusty bramble]

you’re all set

[lament dagger]

I have anxiety
Over what?
Idk, probably hot bitches or mortality

[carmine steppe]

I feel like it's weird on both ways. One, quoting shit randomly just because they are progressive is weird and too it's kinda weird that so many progressive people (at least in this discord) are attracted here considering the 40k setting and how grimdark it is

[low blade]

I'm also cockflogged by Necromunda dog, my wallet takes a beating next week

[glacial shoal]

the entire IP of warhammer is in an abusive relationship with gw I can't lie lol

[dusty bramble]

abusive relationship with stockholm syndrome

[carmine steppe]

AOS is wayyy better in terms of being a more open-minded setting where shit actually gets done

[dusty bramble]

i’m excited for the new cosmetics though, those tunnel rats seem cool

[candid stratus]

Its more that your average space marine That Guy literally doesnt know what media literacy is and is already so much of a hateful incel that he sees shit like the messages of the day and thinks its positive reinforcement

[carmine steppe]

You have duardin working with Aelfs and humans

[cold ermine]

I see people playing the new class already wth when is it available for us in EU ?

[low blade]

The scum, you mean? Or did the next rotation already get revealed?

[dusty bramble]

Next rotation

[fierce cave]

@somber stream
You slobber

[low blade]

WHERE

[candid stratus]

WHERE

[blissful kiln]

people are attracted to the inoffensive parts, see something controversial when they delve deeper into the lore (muh fascist Imperium) and either accept it or get mad and demand change

[low blade]

I SHOWED YOU THE CASSIA ASS PIC YOU GOTTA TELL ME WHERE

[fierce cave]

Show it to me

[carmine steppe]

Yeah sadly people don't like being challenged on their beliefs or ideals

[candid stratus]

WHERE

[low blade]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/2/21/Cassia_Orsellio_Painting.jpg

OFFICIAL art btw so this is canon

[blissful kiln]

SHOW IT TO THE CLASS

[dusty bramble]

now everyone wants cassia booty

[spring goblet]

I can't wait to scum all over Tertium tomorrow

[fierce cave]

Gyaaay

[little marten]

Cassia is uggers

[dusty bramble]

kill this guy with exterminatus

[fierce cave]

TODAY IS UPDATE DAY

[candid stratus]

What do you mean the Imperium is da bad guys?!!?! - Black Templar player after he finishes painting the final Swastika on his new detachment

[craggy nebula]

Not just anyone's scum, we're Rannick's scum

[marsh iris]

nice booty, too bad its not real

[low blade]

Right here @blissful kiln

[craggy nebula]

Rannick scumming his scummers all over Tertium

[blissful kiln]

Enginseer, take this one's vocal chords away

[glacial shoal]

like, warhammer is one of the most popular IPs in the world (afaik, maybe just the west idk) and gw is one of the more loathed companies in the gaming sphere with how they treat their own IP, weird dichotomy to me

[carmine steppe]

Yeah I was like the latter, thinking about how pointless it was cause it was bleak then I realize I just wasn't in a good state of mind and that I should avoid grimdark settings if I am not feeling well mentally

[neon agate]

I got lucky and got ||nomos ending somehow||

[dusty bramble]

Now tell me everyone
What Cartel are you joining as your scum? I’m personally gonna stay loyal with the Water Cartel

[blissful kiln]

a healthy approach

[hazy kestrel]

I may not be a fish-wife fan like the rest of these fellows, but YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

[marsh iris]

im joining the love cartel

[low blade]

I already asked and declared: Tread Lightlies. LOVE hazard stripes

[glacial shoal]

yeah grimdark is not good for a mind that's deep down in the pits of despair, hope you're alright

[carmine steppe]

Uhhhh I think you are exaggerating, GW isn't as loathed in the gaming sphere, for one they actually get games

[candid stratus]

Torn between my decision. Wanna go The Show for the Slaaneshi coded undertones, but Water Cartel gets the purple drip.

[dusty bramble]

i respect it, unfortunately; Purple.

[hazy kestrel]

Are you an Iron Warrior enjoyer too, pal?

[low blade]

Night Lords, actually lole

[misty trench]

doing my best for Lady Steel

[brazen pelican]

Go to bed.

[blissful kiln]

Cassia has an ending where she gets bffs with a death cult assassin and asks him to kill her when her mutations start to become too horrific

[hazy kestrel]

Good enough.

[carmine steppe]

Now that ending feels a bit too hopeful or good for 40k

[low blade]

I still have a NL Killteam sitting in my pile of shame...

[glacial shoal]

you're right, I should have specified more so just generally how they treat the IP and especially their nintendo level loathing of fan creations

[carmine steppe]

It's like my only issue but it's fine dtill

[dusty bramble]

should i commit and get a necron box for christmas?

[hazy kestrel]

Talos and the gang are waiting for you to paint them.

[marsh iris]

tread lightly and carry a big gyatt

[carmine steppe]

Yeah I'm fine, I believe that everyone just goes through cycles so when I'm feeling down I should avoid stuff that makes me feel even mode down lmao

[dusty bramble]

Necrons and Trayzn for christmas it is then
time to learn how to paint

[lament dagger]

All I have is a pile of shame
I suck at painting miniatures, hasn't gotten better.

[low blade]

My first joke about this got automodded LOLE

[glacial shoal]

ya I get what you mean

[carmine steppe]

Yeah I get that

[placid wolf]

We won another game yaaayyy

[candid stratus]

Imperial Censorship at its finest, DM me the joke Mucker

[low blade]

Nah I'm gonna name the whole gang after doomed arctic explorers (Makes sense in context)

[lament dagger]

I have one win
I get murdered before the first circle closes otherwise
Not my season

[carmine steppe]

Hey, look at it from another perspective, it's a pile of shame only you could have made

[glacial shoal]

you won't get better if you don't keep trying at it, trust me, I need to hear that sometimes myself, even though I know it's extremely discouraging

[placid wolf]

We’re at 6 wins so far 💅

[marsh iris]

i have a pile of shame for 7 years

[hazy kestrel]

My Bretonnian army is crying out for me to paint them in all of their glorious finery. I, too, suck at painting though.

[jaunty path]

Fuck chatgbt siri is my wife

[low blade]

Its actually double-layered clever because they're (mostly) from a ship called HMS Terror (Please do not engage me about the Franklin Expedition)

[gentle cedar]

Dumb question, is the difficulty progression a specified number of games or is it tied to xp gained or something else dumb. Is there anyway I havnt heard of to bypass the difficulty locks?

[low blade]

My pile of shame is almost 2 entire Necromunda gangs, a whole Killteam, AND its about to get worse with an upgrade kit and hanger-ons

[jaunty path]

Fill up the bar

[hazy kestrel]

Ya have to beat a number of games at your current difficulty before reaching the next one.

[candid stratus]

Im waiting for a EC killteam so I can go the JoJos route and name everything with musical references

[carmine steppe]

See, this is why I wanna get Grey knights, because I don't have to paint them and also you only need like 5 so it's cheaper, I am 5 steps ahead of everyone

[gentle cedar]

💀 I do auric maels on every other class, god forbid a guy wanna level his first ogryn

[hazy kestrel]

Ya gotta suffer like the rest of us.

[glacial shoal]

that's how they decided to change it, for better or worse

[candid stratus]

Its kinda XP based. Each diffoculty requires 100 XP, each win is 10, each loss is -5.

[low blade]

I'm waiting for my painting to magically improve

[candid stratus]

Real

[jaunty path]

That's the nature of the game unfortunately. Use the single target knife for orgyn. Makes ya move a lot more faster

[low blade]

God I cannot wait for tomorrow

[civic birch]

y not hellbore las gun

[hazy kestrel]

Same.

[low blade]

Its that one meme: Day before [thing] where I stare at the ceiling

[civic birch]

that one of the best weapons

[jaunty path]

Jenkem tomorrow

[drowsy prawn]

Fatshark's servers also can't wait for tomorrow 😏

[candid stratus]

Just 14 hours until I can end my edging streak and finally Scum

[gloomy tartan]

Cadians do it better

[low blade]

I cant wait to scum all over with my bros

[civic birch]

tmii

[gloomy tartan]

You mean with right?

[civic birch]

tyr livinf on catachan

[candid stratus]

We gonna scum so hard

[alpine forum]

Is there a fix for the atoma website yet?

[gloomy tartan]

Catachans have big feet

[low blade]

Title of some sleazy magazine Jurgen would be reading in a Ciaphas Cain book

[candid stratus]

Where the catachan women at

[civic birch]

catachans also can surviee anything

[low blade]

Also the title of a sleazy magazine that Jurgen would read

[gloomy tartan]

An autobiography called cadians do it better

[civic birch]

ayo?

[dusty bramble]

i’m so excited to use dual stub pistols and crowbar

[gloomy tartan]

We’ll never get Catachan women in Darktide

[civic birch]

nice

[hazy kestrel]

WELCOME BACK JOSHUA GRAHAM!

[low blade]

Dude I cannot WAIT to beat up local ruffians with crowbars tomorrow. The hive scum DLC is cool too ig

[candid stratus]

Yeah when it comes to having your entire planet reduced to an asteroid field, no one does it better than Cadia!

[ocean widget]

graham doesnt use a crowbar
he uses joshuas pistol whippin 45

[gloomy tartan]

Your ass is a asteroid field

[hazy kestrel]

WE CAN’T EXPECT THE GOD EMPEROR TO DO ALL THE WORK.

[dusty bramble]

i just hope they do eventually give other chars dual weapon in some capacity
Zealot 100% should get Sword + Shield
Vet deserves power sword + bolt pistol to go full commissar

[low blade]

Yes to first, no to second

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, that was the only part of the bit that didn’t land unfortunately.

[carmine steppe]

Catachans are bigger in general

[ocean widget]

yeah
plus graham doesnt dual wield

[candid stratus]

No my gigantic ass of titanic proportions is what destroyed Cadia. I threw it back and immediately broke the planet in half.

[gloomy tartan]

But they have big feet even for big ppl

[south jetty]

See, I don't mind wildlife, but I also don't have a rabies vaccine and I would rather not find out how that gets administered as an emergency treatment

Same with the weirdos that prowl the roads NGL

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a secret cadian enclave in your ass making “new cadia 31”

[south jetty]

I in the suburbs but crappy ones with some... choice people

[low blade]

If you do the math, Catachan women have to have like 10 kids to keep up with the replacement rate alone for the death world they live in. Thus, I am FORCED to assume they adopt some sort of brood-mare like lifestyle

[hazy kestrel]

Cease killing my vibes, pal.

[gloomy tartan]

Wait how did you do the math????

[ocean widget]

no
i will treat you as i treated salt upon wounds and/or general gobbledegook

[hazy kestrel]

They’re the same you silly goose.

[ocean widget]

you cant expect me to learn the name of everyone i shoot personman

[hazy kestrel]

You sneaky editor! I saw that.

[gloomy tartan]

Cadias main main export was Cadians so they had to be banging crazy to keep up with replacements too

[ocean widget]

anyway im british
gotta start every run with sneering imperialist for the canonicity

[low blade]

They say "half died before so and so" so just calculating replacement rate of the mortality rate isnt hard. Its like, 10 kids to evven remain stable

[low blade]

Yeah but that was more shoving 2 randoms in a room and going "Alright hurry up"

[gloomy tartan]

“Who’s not related!? You two go in the corner and make me a replacement turret gunner!”

[lament dagger]

I want a T'au woman to crush me with a mech suit
I am normal

[neon agate]

But i still got it

[low blade]

Genuinely true

[karmic forge]

Where do you get crack in this place

[languid hazel]

Mrrrow :3

[drowsy prawn]

It's for a greater good 😌

[gloomy tartan]

I feel like cadian women would just take someone they want over their shoulders like a sack of potato’s

[low blade]

So every cut-throat personality, CANONICALLY, was forced into state-mandated parenthood

[low blade]

Catachan, you surely mean

[carmine steppe]

Look, the math never makes any sense in 40k, there's no way Catachan has 12 million people living there, you have to add a couple zeroes to make sense

[gloomy tartan]

You say forced like they didn’t do it willingly for the good of Cadia

[hazy kestrel]

That would be Catachan women, methinks.

[neon agate]

"Hazy since you are a frog, can you tell my frog wife to move her lilypad next to mine? HAZY PLEASE!!!!!"

[lament dagger]

Hell yeah
I like how some of them have red hair tied into a huge ponytail
Does things to me

[low blade]

And Krieg just vat-grows beaker babies

[gloomy tartan]

Catachans women drag men by the ankles like a caveman who just clubbed a cavewoman dragging her by the hair.

[neon agate]

NEVER. SHE WOULD HAVE TO FIGHT ME FIRST

[carmine steppe]

That's Catachans

[ocean widget]

guardsmen and catachan women being like that one futurama scene

[drowsy prawn]

DEATH BY SNU SNU??

[gloomy tartan]

Catachans would just drag men not Cary them lol

[hazy kestrel]

As the Emperor wills!

[languid hazel]

PFFFFT

[gloomy tartan]

Catachans just corral their men like a gorilla with his harem lol

[neon agate]

THEY WOULD HAVE TO DRAG MY UNCONSCIOUS BODY

[dusty bramble]

my steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery

[carmine steppe]

But yeah Catachan has to have wayyy more inhabitants that they stated before

[gloomy tartan]

They lie to cheat on taxes

[ocean widget]

spent over a million dockets
got arbites shock maul to level 20 and executioner shotty to level 13
not a single 60 mobility roll
what the fuck fatshark

[carmine steppe]

Otherwise it doesn't make sense cause only 25% newborns make it to adulthood

[gloomy tartan]

Hazy you would pass out in your Gimp mask the moment your ankles go above your head if a Catachan woman grabbed you

[pseudo timber]

I love gambling

[hazy kestrel]

99% of gamblers quit before they win big, pal. Keep gambling!

[neon agate]

Well it's fatshark. They are fat and don't know what mobility is

[pseudo timber]

Badumtss

[ocean widget]

i got the fucking shock maul to level 20 by sacrificing shock mauls instead of getting a 60 mobility and actually playing the game
what the fuck

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[hazy kestrel]

Luck issue

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia never did anything wrong

[neon agate]

Doing pretty good tiny doctor. Finals week coming up then I got a busy break with games and internship applications. I hope you are doing well tiny doctor

[ocean widget]

i dont bloody know what it is cus it bloody could well be lady luck getting back into pegging

[crisp yoke]

Im tired but than you for asking, I wish you the best of luck Mr Hazy

[low blade]

Oh I get automodded earlier but he gets away with pegging

[ocean widget]

thats because you've gotta remove the deep and only say throat

[hazy kestrel]

Phrasing issue

[low blade]

I said...worse

[ocean widget]

tf did u say then

[neon agate]

Thank tiny doctor. I hope you have a get some good rest. Here's a frog

[ocean widget]

if its a hazy moment again im gonna slap ya tbf

[crisp yoke]

I refuse sleep

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all pegging in gen chat in this economy? Tragic

[neon agate]

WDYM HAZY MOMENT!!??!

[ocean widget]

the one that caused me to use the pirate gif

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patchy-the-pirate-thats-it-disappointed-gif-27280238

[blissful kiln]

Cadia was in the Einstein files

[neon agate]

Heyman that's my friend tastes don't say it's kind

[ocean widget]

also the fact u dont bloody answer questions

[gloomy tartan]

The little Einsteins were cadian?

[low blade]

Another (common) W for Necromunda

[gloomy tartan]

Damn I didn’t know that show was cool.

[blissful kiln]

💀

[neon agate]

Also that'd better than you saying that instead of me saying "Nightweaver is pegging me."

[spare cliff]

Do we know what time the update is?

[low blade]

Tbh Athonian Tunnel Rats might resemble modern Necromundan Guard

[gloomy tartan]

Oh is the little einsteins too old for you ?

[ocean widget]

dm what you tried to say tho
it cant be that bad

[low blade]

<t:1764687600:F>

[spare cliff]

i mean technically its 1.27 am for me

[low blade]

But it'd be peak if we ever got Necromundan Spiders from the old days...

[ocean widget]

also ew british person

[hazy kestrel]

But you’re also British?

[ocean widget]

exactly

[spare cliff]

i still get it

[neon agate]

Don't remind me how old I am...

[modest flume]

Well I'm in a Stand Your Ground state so

Also same, also about overdue in my tetanus shot too, I should get that

[ocean widget]

whos the other british dickhead
i know theres one or two in the server somewhere

[dusty bramble]

oh man little einsteins, how about Backyardigans?

[neon agate]

STOP GET OUT OF MY HEAD MAN

[low blade]

I get why we dont get it, but some love for the Necromundan Spiders would be nice. Just some more lore, NOT minis or anything

[dusty bramble]

here’s another good one
Wonder Pets
Whats gonna work? Teaaaaam work!

[ocean widget]

scab
thats the fucker

[candid stratus]

So wheres the reveal of next store rotation

[brazen pelican]

I love spiders, I approve this message.

[gloomy tartan]

Remember popeye ?

[lament dagger]

I watch Jimmy Neutron still
Peak

[drowsy prawn]

average sloptide enjoyer

[brazen pelican]

Eww, Brits.

[candid stratus]

For scum? Yes

[low blade]

Named after the native spiders that snatch people in the Underhive. Also they recruited a ton from a clan called Spider

[spare cliff]

i mean didnt the store just change with the update of arbys?

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like very good little buggers! :3

[low blade]

Athonian tunnel rats, as confirmed by content creators

[candid stratus]

But do we get to see any of it?

[hazy kestrel]

We’ll get the Maccabian Janissaries one day.

[spare cliff]

hopefully they look good, and we dont get the athenian passage rodents

[lament dagger]

The Adventures of Tin Tin movie is awesome
"Good news and bad news. Bad news: we have one bullet."
"The good news?!"
"We have one bullet."

[low blade]

Precedent for "big" updates says they prefer to just cut 2 days off the last release and have a rotation that stays for 16 days rather than 14

[candid stratus]

I really want Clan Escher stuff but idk if they would do it since its a female dominated gang (although not exclusive)

[low blade]

Scintillian fuseliers first PLEASE god

[spare cliff]

thats what i was thinking will happen with the update

[south jetty]

I'm unarmed and a pedestrian but I usually wear steel toed boots. That's about it

[ocean widget]

absolute cinema

[lament dagger]

I feel robbed that it wasn't in theaters
Premiered on Nick

[low blade]

Its simple: Buy an Escher gang irl. I still need to finish up my Enforcers so I can start mine

That being said I LOVE the Necromunda-pattern lasgun (as made by House Escher)

[candid stratus]

Clan Escher outfit with open toe heavy duty high heels. Nuff said.

[low blade]

Open toe
I know what you are.

[ocean widget]

dickheads, dickheads never change

[south jetty]

I need to finish my mechs

[neon agate]

DW it's better than knowing a french person

[candid stratus]

😈

[spare cliff]

Clan pestilens outfit with no shoes, nuff said

[gloomy tartan]

Would Popeye be a cadian? Is spinach his Cadia ?

[neon agate]

I don't remember that being said in fallout 4?

[brazen pelican]

I do know one. :<

[ocean widget]

someone with no toes or a foot fetish if they're wearing open toe heavy duty anything

[candid stratus]

Escher is a necromunda gang

[neon agate]

Then we share the same pain. Is yours also a gooner psyker?

[spare cliff]

pestilens is a skaven gang

[lament dagger]

I need crazy gang women with insane long hair styled wildly to obliterate me in a hail of gunfire
Or hug me
I'd perfer the second one

[brazen pelican]

He does enjoy playing the Psyker, yes.

[low blade]

Tbf you did say clan instead of house

[gloomy tartan]

Zealots are freaky and psykers write 18+fanfic about their squad mates

[south jetty]

I know a French Canadian twink that is normal and one that isn't. Does that count

[hazy kestrel]

*Counterpoint: French women are something else pal.

Haha, yes, talk to me more in your language that I don’t understand.

[low blade]

Reminder that Escher is so misandrist they worship Big E as the Empress

[blissful kiln]

Fallout 4 isn't real

[candid stratus]

Because the gangs are the clans under the houses arent they?

[south jetty]

omelette du fromage

[gloomy tartan]

hides 🥖baguette

[south jetty]

If anyone gets that reference, I hope your joints are doing alright

[neon agate]

But is he a gooner

[neon agate]

I have frequently been attacked by the french

[ocean widget]

thinking dexters labratory is old

oh my god it started in 1995

[lament dagger]

My joints are just fine
I'm barely old enough to drink

[gloomy tartan]

Your old enough for the front lines

[clever salmon]

Anyone know what time these updates usually roll out?

[low blade]

Its a bit interchangable, but It Depends. House Orlock gangs, for example, do tend to be just a bunch of extended family.

House Escher are mostly chem-born induced pregnancies (like birds)

House Goliath has vatborns and trueborns and such, plus a few non-Goliath guys or gals just gene-modded as shit

[lament dagger]

I'll stick to video game front lines
My anxiety would fucking toast me in an actual war
I would not function

[spare cliff]

not old enough for whiskey but old enough to 1v1 a dji mini

[keen moon]

what time is the release trying to decide if I wanna degen it or not

[alpine forum]

I want my shirtless ogryn

[gloomy tartan]

Best I can do is make you a turret gunner sorry

[low blade]

The rare Escher-born male that isnt SEVERELY physically and mentally disabled is actually treated as perfectly fine. But there's like, THREE of those in all the lore

[alpine forum]

But atoma cloud is still down for me

[low blade]

<t:1764687600:F>

[clever salmon]

For some reason I don’t think you’re being honest…

[ocean widget]

its fatshark so its probably delayed

[lament dagger]

My nephew is making bullfrog sounds rn
My family is nothing but DORKS (me included)

[gloomy tartan]

Women who make pterodactyl noises ❤️

[twin flower]

Weird taste my friend

[gloomy tartan]

It’s fucking funny

[south jetty]

Men who yelp like dogs when you step on their toes

[gloomy tartan]

Not even romantic I just love it it’s funny lmao

[twin flower]

Fair

[candid stratus]

Which Hive Scum personality are you choosing is good and all but the real question is: Which Hive Scum personality are you getting pegged by?

[gloomy tartan]

The tom from tom and jerry scream?

[hazy kestrel]

My dog always steps on my feet. Every time.

[low blade]

Gee what a fascinating idea wonder where it came from

[gloomy tartan]

When you hear a person make a pterodactyl screach irl you will duck in fear then laugh when you realize your safe

[candid stratus]

No clue what youre talking about mucker

[south jetty]

getting revenge for all the dogs who get their paws stepped on by accident

[hazy kestrel]

You silly goose, I fucking heard it in my mind crystal clear after all this time.

[lament dagger]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOW

[south jetty]

lmao yes

[hazy kestrel]

But I never stepped on his paws.

[twin flower]

I'd more like turn around really quickly trying to find it, and say: "what the fuck was that?"

[gloomy tartan]

Tom and jerry, looney toons golden age and silver age screaming is the best

[neon agate]

Stop making me feel old.

[ocean widget]

none of them
i'd rather not get a natural drug injection

[gloomy tartan]

Mel Blanc used to fucking scream in an empty warehouse into a mic by himself late at night recording the random screams he did for looney toons I shit you now

[hazy kestrel]

I believe you mean: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[low blade]

Big whoop I do that in a home with people for FREE without recording it

[timber elk]

TURN OFF THOSE LIGHTS!!!!!🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[south jetty]

Usually I only hear little kids screeching at work. One got mad one time when they squealed and it sounded like a kitten crying for help and my coworker asked "Was that a cat?!"

[gloomy tartan]

Just Mel blanc with a cigarette in a empty warehouse with nothing but a mic screaming until like 1 in the morning lmao

[lament dagger]

There's plenty of good screams generated by that tortured bastard
Any way of spelling the screams is probably correct

[gloomy tartan]

The empty warehouse was how they got that unique sound for all his screams in those old cartoons lol

[south jetty]

wish this was me but make the cigarette a joint

[ripe tangle]

buh buh buh duhhhh dun dun buh dun nuh nuh

[candid stratus]

I like that video of the sqealing barn door only for it to be revealed its a crying kid

[timber elk]

“Okay so we want you to do some painful screams for our new kids show we are making”

[mint rampart]

Yo when was a new ogryn personality added to the game?

[gloomy tartan]

No bro it’s funnier he had the script of his lines and just recorded it alone he just did a bunch of fucking takes screaming and they showed up in the morning to listen to them lmao

[south jetty]

Sister of Blisters

[mint rampart]

More than just the ogryn or?

[hazy kestrel]

Nay

[ripe tangle]

That’s me, how’re you?

[timber elk]

“Okay let’s see what we are working with. Holy shit this is absolute cinema”

[gloomy tartan]

They let bro just do Dracula flow every night and picked the best in the morning lmao

[south jetty]

Farted so bad I had to run away from the scene before a neighbor caught me

[gloomy tartan]

That poor man screamed so fucking much alone in a warehouse I would go insane lmao

[ripe tangle]

I’m sorry?

[timber elk]

I mean he was probably given a sandwich and a pack of cigs so I’m sure he didn’t mind

[hazy kestrel]

I got chased by a dog after work today. I stood there and it just sniffed me. What the heck lmao.

[south jetty]

everything hurts

[timber elk]

I wouldn’t mind

[gloomy tartan]

I’m sure he loved it but god damn my throat hurts imagining that screaming lmao

[south jetty]

I did it to myself though. It was worth it

[timber elk]

Oh absolutely. Dude probably thought he had razor blades In his throat

[tulip kettle]

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a pot of glue?

||You can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna||

[gloomy tartan]

It’s such a fucking weird setup but it let him just scream literally as loud as he could which made the cartoons fucking FUNNY

[lament dagger]

My dog is like that
Will charge at someone just to show them affection
Big fan of people
And shoes
He just grabs shoes and holds them

[gloomy tartan]

Gave all his screams that funny fucking echo!

[hazy kestrel]

But what about the pot of glue?

[tulip kettle]

I knew you'd get stuck on that 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[timber elk]

Brother it’s a universal thing regardless if you’re human or not. If someone screams stupidly loud for some reason it’s gonna be funny.

[gloomy tartan]

Bro I love old golden age and silver age cartoons

[carmine steppe]

Bro the book Deathwordler has an amazing joke, "a Catachan devil once stung our people's hero, Sly Marbo, after 5 days of agonizing pain, the Catachan devil died"

[hazy kestrel]

It was wearing a sweater, an adorable doggo about to potentially eat my face.

[timber elk]

I want a pitbull and name him hippo

[hazy kestrel]

I think it was a pitbull, actually. Honestly surprised I didn’t get turned into dog food today now that I think about it.

[tulip kettle]

Cupcake Princess: 10,000 child murders
Nightmare Demon Obliterator Of Universes: 10,000,000 head pats

[lament dagger]

My dog is too fluffy for a sweater

[timber elk]

No that’s destroyer

[hazy kestrel]

Might have met Princess today tbh.

[timber elk]

He’s a sweet heart and a gentleman.

[ocean widget]

Is the glue used to glue this joke together?

[carmine steppe]

There's an Ork that has a pet squig called princess

[tulip kettle]

You could've said stick this joke together it would've actually been funny that way

[timber elk]

I’m not surprised

[carmine steppe]

And the way the squig got the name is hilarious

[timber elk]

How so?

[ocean widget]

We dont use prit sticks up in this bitch

[gloomy tartan]

This is a lasgun family.

[tulip kettle]

Sticking something together doesn't always include prit sticks dumbass 🥲

[neon agate]

No she uses her (Okay no that's a disgusting joke I can't do that)

[ocean widget]

It does
Anyone who classes a prit stick as proper glue should be stabbed

[candid stratus]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?!?! Well, youre too late, I'm about to unveil my latest invention, The Scuminator! With the press of this button it will turn every lobby in the tri-hive area into 4 player Scum lobbies!

[gloomy tartan]

throws a fucking kark grenade at You

[placid wolf]

THIS

[tulip kettle]

Explode me >~<

[placid wolf]

I’ll never hit my future child unless they’re an autogun kid

[neon agate]

He's great father never forget

[gloomy tartan]

I fucking dropped my controller

[placid wolf]

Explode me too 😩

[timber elk]

bonks them

[tulip kettle]

Good boy

[neon agate]

Y'ALL STOP BEING FOOKING HORNY

[hazy kestrel]

I see we’re back to general chat’s regularly scheduled freaky-ness.

[twin flower]

Here, a grenade

[placid wolf]

Not like that

[marsh iris]

normal gooneral chat

[hazy kestrel]

SPECIAL BOX JUST FOR YOU!

[lament dagger]

INFINITE GRENADES

[neon agate]

I don't want to get into a vc with some people here. I am scared. I am just an arb

[twin flower]

Like what then

[marsh iris]

im about to be unleashed soon

[placid wolf]

I plead the 5th 😳

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/zesty-sonic-zesty-sonic-yum-scrumptious-gif-450341359401087919

[placid wolf]

Little do they know I like it

[lament dagger]

what is that gift name

[neon agate]

Is it white hot and sticky? (OKAY I AM NOT DOING A JOKE LIKE THIS AGIAN)

[placid wolf]

You know me too well

[hazy kestrel]

CEASE

[tulip kettle]

Hazy if you're straight you'd fill me with that

[placid wolf]

All fertile fields need is viable seed

[neon agate]

Sadly...I may not have wanted to know, but I know a lot about freakiness than people thing. "Making peace with adversity is the very esscence of one being"

[pseudo timber]

ALL FILEDS CAN BE PLOWEDS

[lament dagger]

Sonic Racing LEGO sets have been revealed
...excellent

[tulip kettle]

My field needs reaping and replanting

[placid wolf]

Prove it 🥴

[neon agate]

Sorry but I ain't that type of of a guy. I need to be in a relationship for me to consider that

[placid wolf]

Lets hold hands while he seeds our fields

[tulip kettle]

And that's exactly what I'm proposing

[pseudo timber]

Tending to the garden 🙂‍↕️

[neon agate]

HUH

[tulip kettle]

Be my frog

[neon agate]

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE?!?!?!?

[hazy kestrel]

RUN DANGER

[tulip kettle]

You like frogs. Idc about looks. All about personality for me

[pseudo timber]

freaky chat is my favorite

[neon agate]

I AM SCARED

[placid wolf]

Whats the point of having gal pals if we can’t get stuffed together?

[tulip kettle]

As you should be my little froggy

[pseudo timber]

Hop on her lily pad vro

[neon agate]

I AM PLANNING TO. THIS BACKFIRED FAST

[neon agate]

GOODNIGHT FRIEND SLEEP WELL!

[hazy kestrel]

I am gonna go take a nap.

[tulip kettle]

You can run but who's saying I won't catch up?

[tired inlet]

I am watching the new gang trailer and they really shived that fucker in the eye balls

[silver mango]

Where hivecoom

[lament dagger]

I don't work the next two days
It's scum time

[neon agate]

[placid wolf]

Benefits of your body type if I try to chase him my girls are knocking the wind outta me and imma puke from exhaustion

[tulip kettle]

I'm smol and fast :)

[neon agate]

Aw...I am sorry about that...

[placid wolf]

You’re dex build I’m vitality

[pseudo timber]

I want to put cigarettes out on general chatters sometimes you folk are so silly

[lament dagger]

I need to throw bricks at the new Outlast enemy

[neon agate]

I am strength, endurance, and vitality.

[pseudo timber]

I need someone to throw bricks at me

[placid wolf]

Don’t I’ll finish

[carmine steppe]

In the book, Brutal kunnin Ufthak Blackhawk is attacking an imperial knight with a Shokkjump dragsta to get through the forcefields. Once they get inside, the squig that has been following them reaches the control chamber and eats the princeps (person that controls the imperial knight). While the squig is devouring the person Ufthak tried to read what's engraved on the wall princeps, but since he is an Ork and his human language comprehension is lacking he calls the little rascal Princess

[rocky radish]

Their focus is singular and unwavering (and wildly inappropriate)

[pseudo timber]

Ashtray, noted.

[neon agate]

You forget some people AHEM enjoy that

[pseudo timber]

And I'm one of em 🗣️🧶

[neon agate]

...I am so happy my french friend is not here

[tulip kettle]

Fr

[tulip kettle]

I think It would go fucking everywhere

[lament dagger]

I don't enjoy pain
Not even sexy pain
I like hot food though
So food pain fine

[neon agate]

Okay, but hot food goes hard

[pseudo timber]

Would you fuck a steaming hot pie tho

[placid wolf]

I love food too how else would my ass be so phat?

[carmine steppe]

Y'all need to read Brutal kunnin, easily the funniest 40k book

[acoustic pebble]

12 hours

[tulip kettle]

I'd fuck you

[low blade]

Good news everyone. Nobody else made it so I went ahead and created a tiermaker for every personality INCLUDING the new Ogryn and the Hive Scum. https://tiermaker.com/create/darktide-personalities-hive-scum-included-18917392

[pseudo timber]

I'd fuck me too, shiiit

[placid wolf]

Same

[lament dagger]

I handle hot food surprisingly well for how much of a wuss I can be with other stuff

[acoustic pebble]

I'm telling Rinda

[tulip kettle]

SHEEEESH

[pseudo timber]

[ocean widget]

@tulip kettle
Just ask hazy for tech support then slam a shovel into the back of his head
Or leak remnant 2 year 2 updates

[tulip kettle]

I have permission dw

[low blade]

Enough about fucking your clone. Could you KILL your clone?

[neon agate]

SAME. But I got nothing on my grandpa. He orders an extra hot mocha and drinks that s**t in like 1 minute. e is insane

[placid wolf]

Is she a watcher?

[tulip kettle]

Fiiiine

[acoustic pebble]

Oh shit didn't know y'all were cross chaosing, my bad b

[ocean widget]

Yeah
Stab each other at the same time, technically a suicide

[neon agate]

I mean I know one game where you can

[pseudo timber]

I'm the only one who could take me out so yes. With my hands

[tulip kettle]

No Rodin is in the cuck chair

[low blade]

But you'd be evenly matched

[lament dagger]

Oh, I meant spicy
But stuff that just came out of the oven won't stop me either

[low blade]

Rodin and Rinda are both in cuck chairs. Pokemon battle.

[pseudo timber]

We both choke each other (i finished 7 minutes ago)

[tulip kettle]

I love Rinda