#general-chat
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I am gonna make a wh40k felinid asmr channel :3
wha?
Stop
Instead listen to the screams of the dammed
real give it to us
Las fire and jungle noises?
Las fire and the sounds of artillery
Felinids were a special jungle unit
The cat people are a jungle unit?
We’re in an urban jungle therefore felinids should be the next class :3
Do they get along with the catachans?
YEAHHHH HERE WE GO NOW, PLAY WITH US BEFORE WE MET, EVERYBODY ENJOY YO SELF, THE BEST PART IS THE MIDDLE OF ME, IM YO SPONGE BABY GO AND SQUEEZE
They are both Two jungle based units.
I’m going to presume the catachans all have felinid girlfriends
Or boyfriends, ya never know :3
They both love the jungle
catboys in 40k, oh by the emprah.... i need to make a cosplay of that
They probably recreate Disney’s Pocahontas
Catboy skitari :3
thats true yknow i make my bf make one
No canon form for felinids
Dont need to make a cosplay since u can just say u are one
buts its fun MOTHERFUCKER
What the fuck is fun
Sounds like heresy

Same. Weebs have some kinda anomalous ability to consistently be the least funny person in the room. They also have a tendency to be rather open pedophiles. Every day I’m thankful I’m a geek/nerd and not a weeb
Ye same
Guys guys guys I got a joke
Porn
Godzilla is the greatest dad ever
Godzilla in his over 60 years of existing across mediums as become an adoptive single father like 4 times and defended his children with his life each time
It's probably because all of their jokes revolve around the anime they watch
what kind?
Godzilla adopted each of his children and raised them as a single father while being the king of the monsters and defending the earth
Every time. Well, not really, sometimes it’s pedophilia or incest as well
Ography
Borderline Illegal
what....?
Godzilla is a better father than the god emperor of mankind and a better father than any of us
I always wondered why they are obsessed with those 2
But then I realized
Immediate family and underage girls are their only chance at this point 💀
oh, i thought it was gonna go in a funny way not a sad and gross way :[
I just went on vrc for the first time in a few years. I think sometimes people just need to be put down y'know. Like some people just aren't fit to live
People don’t put respect on the fact Godzilla is a great dad and adopted
tf?
What, you asked what kind
Funne pfp. I've seen that pfp. It's cool 👍
BRING BACK MAN IN THE SUIT!!! AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!!!!
grassyass british guy
Yep. They’re awful. Spare yourself and don’t even glance at literally any animememes subreddit or something (lobotomykaisen and it’s type excluded)
Weebs trying to think of a joke that isn't about boobs, transphobia, or incest:
🤔
Man I'm a woman 😔
guy is unisex
You have breasticles?
Man I'm guy 😔
The Emperor canonically love Felinids
fuck gender norms
Man I'm gay 😞
Man I'm a homosexual
Truth, and rare emps W
hell yea
Man I love men and women 
Man
What happened to WOman????
You love stuff that’s gay
Are you getting this experience from twitter or something
I identify as a nokia panasonic
They’re pronounced WAHMEN
They dont exist on the internet
Unilaterally “bro”
lol I just realized WAHMEN reminds me of orks with they waghss
Women when they realise it's MENstruation and not Womanstruation
I have no idea what this means
Ah you spent time on r/animeirl
Only good thing about that subreddit got removed recently last time I checked
What is a woman 🤔
😭 😭 🤮 🤮

A broken build
Really? Please don’t play with my emotions please tell me you’re not lying
Maybe there is a god 🙏🏻
Women are a broken dps build
huh?
Yeah they got rid of the shit the mods didnt like
Anything funny that wasn't relatable to them got removed
How does that work
Feminists when they realise it's menace and not womanace
If you think women are a tank build then you need to take the wife beater off
Bro what xD
What do you mean “huh”?
Feminists when they realise it's Ogryn and womangryn 🥲🙏
Wokegryn
Ogryns are non binary change my mind 
Feminists when they realise it's woman and not wo
I thought ogryns were like fallout super mutants and all look the same no parts downstairs like a Ken doll
Only tech priests are binary
loli 
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
No, they’re abhumans. How do you think they reproduce?
Wth is going on?
I’m just joshing you
What... The FUCK
“Cute and silly” no, you’re a PEDOPHILE! Turn yourself in!
Already did. Spent ten years in the slammer 😔🙏
i looked them up and what are you talking about?
Is it porn if you tell someone you’re proud of them?
Guys I'm a porn addict isn't that cool???
But she's actually 3000 years old
Yes. I am too broski
Ok thats enough internet for today gn lads
🤝
Be like the mexican anime fans who get jacked because they like goku
Imagine a commisar as your grandma
Mexicans think Peppa pig is "gangster" 🥲
Saitama solos goku
The entirety of the gangs in Mexico do a cease fire when a new dragon ball episode comes out
Most anime meme subs have an almost 100% chance that all posts aren’t memes and are rather just porn, usually cropped, and usually of an individual who looks underage, is stating some kind of blood relation to the other character, or both
Queer weebs? 🤔
Mexico fucking loves dragon ball Z so much they have a national ceasefire all the gangs when a new episode comes out lol
New episodes bring peace to Mexico
you couldve just said that dawg, and not make me waste my time with looking them up
If they released a new episode every day the gang wars in Mexico would cease
Loli meant young. Was a fashion that accentuated frills and an extremely youthful appearance
Was already getting gross at first. Now its straight up visually child in anime
They exist and they have porn for that too
Pretty sure that had been made clear with what I was already saying
So it was stolen and used to mean something else like the nazis stole their symbol from Buddhist or something ?
Or like the hitler moustache being associated with hitler and Charlie Chaplin and Michael jordan?
Wth are you smoking
Yeah, it was basically a rejection of the current fashion norms (70s) and just wear frilly dresses instead
Yeah but I'm saying that maybe there is hope 
The swastika wasnt invented by nazi germany it was a stolen symbol
I love how much Japan loves greaser culture
Pompadours and leather jackets the whole thing 🫶🏻
he also stole my peoples runes for his followers too, like anything norse pagan is now labelled as a nazi symbol 
Yeah and the damned neo nazis coopted satanism too
It wasnt just frilly dresses
They were trying to achieve childlike aesthetic
And when the freaks invariably creeped on them
It became a fetish
Cops using the punisher skull as their symbol is so fucking cringe
I CANT HAVE SHIT IN THE 2ST CENTURY
Why did the cops ruin one of the best punisher skull designs
Punisher caving the face of a cop ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Nazis took all the cool shit. Eagles, skulls, wings? Nah they’re fascist symbology now, fuck you
Tbf it was coopted by task force bruiser first
Lighting bolts even
AND TOOK OUR PAGAN RUNES!? HOPE HE ROTS IN HELHEIM
I bet they are all wearing wife beaters rn and burning their family with cigarettes
They took the sun mundane, they took the fucking sun
Tbf the Germanic tribes where not exactly the best moral example either 💀
Jocko and them?
Hello
One of the many reasons I hate them
Oh to be a Roman legionary and to meet a big titty blonde goth tribe woman
I HATE WHEN I MAKE A NEW OC AND THE NEXT THING I SEE IS SOMEONE WITH THE SAME FURSONA ANIMAL!!!!
The Roman’s feared goth women
Chats a little unhinged rn. Welcome
in turn they had femboys
I’m used to that what up
Wanna see the meme I have about Roman’s and goths?
huh
It’s a funny meme
sure
The gothic sack of Rome 😞
Not gonna look at it 
Zealot chat can't outfreak general
Hey can you stop agitating people in the chat please
This is gonna be your only warning to keep off the weird race stuff
Not with any degree of frequency
Wait don't tell me you unironically think white people can be victims of racism? 💀
Did you think it was funny KOZ?
Fine I'll keep it to myself
didn't say that, didn't say anything remotely close to that
I said stop agitating people and keep off the race stuff
But then what is weird about the race stuff?
I'm honestly confused
"don't do thing"
immediately does thing
Yep
No this is an honest question because I'm confused on what they mean at this point
Discrimination against any cultural group is racism…
#general-chat message there's no reason to make comments like this, they are needlessly inflammatory
listen to the mod
Like i just got into to this sever and damn
this isn't hard to understand
Which reject has the best ass
Hi
They all flat as a board
Wrong it’s Ogryn
Helllo
No u 😈
Hello rejects and pentitent loyalists! 
Damn someone just got heartbroken over that
I'm just confused because this was like 15 minutes ago
favorite darktide class?
Just leave general never to return
What up sister the heresy is strong right now you arrived just in time
I feel like we got an Heretick here
Nooo 
Veteran class
The rejects aren’t being so penitent today
Welcome back to the Mourningstar, sister
WE SHOULD CAST THESE HERETICS INTO PERDITION, UNLEASH YOUR RAGE UNTO THEM AND STRIKE THEM BEFORE THEY CAN CORRUPT US
nice nice, vet is becoming my fav. Ex stance got changed and is the only thing I've been running lately. But yes genchat is not a place to be
broski are you even aware of the origin of the word slav
Orcka best let it go/drop it m8….
or else Commisah will test out thier new Bolter model….if ye catch me meaning🥶
BIG BOI HIIIII
or what happened in the 1940s 💀 💀
Slavic people weren't considered white until the 80s
So I don't think this is nearly a dunk as you think it is 💀
They often aren’t… 
Exactly plus I’m an Death Korps of Krieg fan
Orcka white people were the first slaves to Egyptians 🥲🙏
Cole's db build has reinvigorated my vet enjoyment
Mrowmrrp
I started it, coal stealing from me
THE ONLY WAY TO ROOT OUT HERESY IS TO SEEK IT OUT AND CLEANSE THEM WITH FIRE AND STEEL!
sorry I didn't realise the statute of limitations in this server is 15 minutes
I know you like to ragebait but that 1st statement is legitimately dumb bro 😭
Yeah but I found coles build before I did yours
Race as a concept and identification didn't exist until the the Spanish Inquisition
Plus I'm talking about white people NOW
Not thousands of years ago 💀
I was doing smoke grenade double barrel in havoc 2.0
that dont excuse any racism lol
FRIDAY GAMEPLAY YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Orcka….it was nice lnowing yah pal…
Dude I'm not gonna argue with you. I did History GCSES 🥲🙏
Oh nice
Ah Im doing kraks shovel db, I wish the iag were better
gruh
Why’re people talking about race?! I’m confused… can we not be racist?
I mean I would explain why racism isn't just being mean to someone but I have a feeling I will straight up get banned the moment I do
5 days
Mods taking Orcka outback as we speak
You still doing the twins carties by the way ainz?
He's a sick dog
You are racist
in what way? They fit a role as a fast autogun with crit synergy
Mods, unfree willy.
Im aware theres fascets to racism but that still dont excuse any of it 💀
Yes I am! I hate Xenos with purity.
Bro she's a sister of battle
Vro needs to drop the shovel and get out the hole
💦
Ammo usage
I told ya heretics we’re doing heresy
Base
So why do you want to stop racism
I'm gonna trap you lil guy 
As Malcom X said it best:
"Saying you want to hang me for the color of my skin, is different from having the power to do so"
i came to this channel expecting the chat to be about rocket launchers
only amongst pure-line humans, we can’t be divided afterall.
Also db just does a better job at specoal sniping
ammo useage comes down to playstyle, all weapons are ammo efficient if you only shoot priority targets
Humans against xenos forever
but yes, I still do twins
Did you beat hamdolsuns record yet?
hey o Trappy 
Twins is a goated fighted
Humans aren't pure, they are the reason the warp exists and is strong
necrons humba one
Only 19 levels until I've maxed out every class. Four levels for my electro fella and fifteen for Ogryn
I learned so fuckint much watching you help me beat the Karbala hard mode
I hoped to get 1000 by the end of the year, but probably wont anymore. and no ham has like 100 more then me
Oof
Shut up Zealot 
I played with ainz once and my skill level cap raised like I was a fucking Pokémon evolving
I'm halfway through 50 havok assista
the amount of people needing twins lowered alot in the past 3 months
People already vented about that 6 hours ago 😞
Gonna trap ya

???
Less talking, more shooting! Let your prayers guide your shots!
Playing that match with you helped me evolve now I’m stronger lol
At some point Im gonna have to do the mines one
I've maxed out my 6 characters already
Well aren't you special
Nice
PBR and darktide..life's good
Me being dragged from 25 to a random havoc 40 forced me to get better (that and being forced to carry my friends in vt)
Prepare yourself for the Emperor’s Judgment Heretic!
I'd hate for a big strong woman to pump me full of lead. Oh nooooo 
I still miss the sorta low level community though who disseapeared to havoc
ngl
Why do people make duplicate classes?
Perhaps it would be better to beat you to death with my own fists instead.
i have a second psyker for a kind of meme character
for double the fun
working from skeleton to skin is way different than i actually thought
Melk token farming
FISTING??? COUNT ME IN
ew
Fire
RRRRRAGGHHHHH!!!!!!
Ah yes the ✨Mr. Krabs buckz✨
Need a flamer.
Work em like a fookin muppet!!
Noooo don't take your rage out on defenceless lil me 😔🙏
did someone said RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Hello only acceptable gooner
Too late, you shall feel the Emperor’s Wrath and be cast into Perdition; you have forsaken your chance for absolution and will accept your punishment, both physically and in the divine.
Default finals heavy
Aaannnddd it's everywhere
Insane sticker tbh, love that.
I watched a world die. Eight thousand years of defiance gone in an eyeblink. With it went some of the finest soldiers I had the honor to serve alongside. Not for glory, not for victory, not even for defiance. But because sooner or later the void swallows everything. I learned something that day: No world, no bastion, Maybie no faith - is impregnable. The agents of the enemy are everywhere. Watching. Plotting. Waiting. Only thing to be down with heresy is to root it out with FIRE and STEEL! CADIA STANDS, CADIA LIVES!
Finals mentioned
The moment I understood the weakness of my legs I became disabled ✌️
It's my birbday on friday :D
Cadia stands on 2 pebbles 😈
it's mine today lol
getting tank treads for birthday?
Jesus 5 stickers at the sane time
I hope grandfather Nurgle comes to my birbday or imma be sad
oh yeah, for all my American friends out there; Happy Thanksgiving!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CJ :D 🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉
HaPpY B-dAY Trappyz‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️
The planet broke before creeds butt cheeks
It's tech Blackout Wednesday
🦃
happy cake day to both of us
Cadia stands on business
I am happy ogryn but I still have a day to wait 
Happy Almost Birthfay
Fun fact: today is the day that Americans drink the most 💀
Thanksgiving
I get time and a half tomorrow. Woo
Thank you sister 
I’m surprised it’s not New Years Eve
Nope
This song is so relatable icl
I was surprised too
Chrismass iz jist a extra week away guyz 
I’m kind of curious, what day do Americans drink the least?
Water
That's the fun part
They don't
Most of the factory workers were only let out today so.
Tru 
Cold Drinkz all the way‼️🥤
Fair enough, Americans do drink a lot.
I should know lmao.
🍻
I stopped drinking by myself years ago
I once knew a fellow whose real name was William. His primary concern was making a million ✌️😔
Did they do it?
Wait like THE William Afton‼️‼️‼️
The Bite of 87!!!
Nah he jumped off a car park
i only like to drink when im coked up, just by itself is really lame and gross feeling

Yo gimmie

My tolerance would fall fast but rise fast with an infinite ceiling so I would just go to parties and drink a lot to establish dominance and comradere with the men
Imma kiss you
With my salary. Itd take me 40 years to earn a million
Most of it will have gone to taxes
Then once I established dominance I swayed around the party like Mr Rodger’s
What was that?!
What the fuck
BIGGEST OF BOIS NOOOO WHY MY EYES
Me and big boi kissing sexually ig
i remember seeing an article once of a dude who won the lottery and like billions got taxed and it was like "Congrats to the IRS for winning the lottery"
it looked like yuri hentai but okay…
Yup
What if we kissed under the Mechanicus Shrine? 😊
Was it yuri? I couldn’t tell for sure it was so fast
not yaoi, what a waste
never knew RA2 Yuri have hentai
how would u know that Sister ⁉️
Ban all anime except Yaoi and Yuri
Fix the world
Everyone knows Yuri
Big boi check dms :>
make all doomed yaoi/yuri have to have a happy ending
Hey! I know this probably isn't the place for this but does anybody know of any good servers for darktide or vermintide that are a bit smaller?
Grok ai
Rule 42
If it exists…
Unless its Raid Shadow Legends
No this game is dead
is there a way to see what backstory you chose?
I saw that shit sister lol you reccomended we read something the deleted it lol
fuck u scab trapper
Bet you would
so true
it was a joke
huh raid shadow legends immune?
I'll read with you sister
keep laughing pal
Reading in this economy?
I wouldnt say immune
More like. So dogshit and typically over generic noone cates
Whatever you say Grok
Was it citrus
The only reading I’m allowed to recommend as a Sister of Battle are Holy Liturgies from the Ecclisiarchy.
I return
hiiii
Wb
Does it come with pictures?
Yes, and the God Emperor Jojo Poses in them a lot.
Fuck yes
Raid Shadow legends is just gacha for people who hate gacha
Change my mind
Big E is NOT Wammu
Looks at fifa
Sister I enjoy reading Yuri
People trade porn?
We do now
I do with Nurgle
What if everything is gacha
Just the "gacha" games are honest about it 🚬
danteh.......... time to roll for 000 IDs danteh....
Big boi with the answers
We truly live in a society
I like porn. Anyways gn fellas
Want a funny history fact about WW2?
Destiny 2 players when they run the same raid 12 times for a drop of 2% damage increase
I used to be the dealer before kemono became super popular
Yessssssssssss
I brought milk!!
They're all stimms
Destiny 2 players need to be studied tbh
Like how can a group of people cope this HARD
Ah yes. My great grandfather spinning the genepool wheel to see how many different kinds of kids he can get
Everyone have a good Evening/Night and remember Sister Lucia smells of piss 
i jumped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking
And now I must leave again ;-;
See yall soon!!
they always leave smh
Hmm
You just got here 😭
the good ones always leaves 😔
Yeah I'm still here 😈
Damn
well almost if u keep up that race discussion
u would’ve ended up like that femboy 
What race discrimination?
We do not speak on femboy #1352
during the Normandy Canpaign, the Germans were running low on ammunition and had to be more conservative with their artillery, so at one point they tried to demoralize the Allies by shooting propaganda at them that were pornographic in nature and tried to depict Allied troops as r*pists.
This ironically boosted moral as Allied Troops would use the leaflets as trading cards of sorts and as extra toilet paper. (And for the other thing porn is used for by young men which made up like 99% of the troops afterall)
no just race shit look u know what it was
the warden gave u a LAST warning 💀 🙏 🥀
Weve had 3 femboy bannings in the last month
So they were losing so they sent the Americans porn of the American soldiers fucking Germans?
What femboy?
Losing our best soldiers 😔
The OG 
who
He long gone for bein too horni wardens use him like target practice
not just Americans, and the point iirc was actually originally to tell the French “These troops aren’t your liberators they abuse your women”
There was also the furry who kept trying to erp, seems loke they are gone now
again, stupid propaganda be like that
I get the idea of depicting them as monsters to make them question the war. Or to make ppl fear Americans
There was the horny one
The political one
I forgot the third
horny and political, ewwwww
Lmao imagine if the heretics did that
So you know about this! lmao
Gen chat lore
germans gifting american troops porn booster packs from the skies
Americans returned the favor later, this was the berlin airlift
Did you know that Germany used blow up tanks to fool the allies before and the allies knew it was a fake base so they dropped a fake bomb ontop lol
I think it’s funny, trying to demoralize the enemies with porn… that doesn’t really work like at all.
The ammount of inflatable tanks or troops or buildings used in war to fool air reconnaissance is funny
It was a division of actors
I mean it was pretty good porn for the time period
Demoralizing the enemy by telling them that they are fucking you doesn’t seem like a good tactics
You’d be surprised how a crude tank or gun shaped thing that obviously isn’t really a gun or a tank looks real from the sky.
How bout the dude who got the iron cross and some meritorious british one for d-day
I think the Americans dropped a fucking wooden bomb on the fake airbase with a note lol
This guy named @rewdy.
Rewdy THE OG Founder of Femboyz! 🥇
Rest in Peace u be missed🪦 
Who was a spanish dude who spoke no english, who became the main source of intelligence for the nazis (he made it all up)
So you guys know how pigeons fought in the world wars?
Go on
Yeah, the Bri'ish trolled the Germans with a wood bomb dropping on their fake base lmao.
Dont forget the puppers
some of the stuff about spies during the war was stuff that was actually fucking insane, I remember reading about a British spy who was so obviously a spy; like the dude would introduce himself to his enemies and act so overtly that the Germans assumed he was a decoy and looked everywhere else instead.
There’s a famous story about a pigeon saving this large number of troops who were getting shelled by their own army and the enemy, the Germans kept shooting the messenger pigeons so they couldn’t send for help
Ops wars
wait why does his name sound so familiar
a human man, and intelligence officer who seemed so obvious the germans were like “okay this is obviously a trap, where’s the real spy?”
They have the same server tag as me but they’re banned
Spanish guy is funnier. Dude became a spymaster of a massive nazi spy ring.... but he just made it all up (and there were no other spies)
who r u
Lmao
He got an iron cross
Random lurker
imagine being an intelligence officer, high up enough that you’re highly trusted and it’s all bullshit lmao
He was so trusted that they arranged an escape for him to argentina
Hitler specifically broke protocol to give it to him.... for the intel he gave for them about DDay (he told them a beach on the opposite side of france)
Bro really did a "random bullshit go!" move. 
Hey that's my glorious country
Howdy
You have any relatives of german origin?
rewdy couldnt keep it in his pants (ke kept sending lewd messages too much)
Argentina!!! Argentinas!!!
Wasn’t the message that finally got him banned Freddy in a bed with a few other men
In zealot chat of all places
Not me, I think mine are Spanish, Argentina has a lot of European descendants
yea thas the last straw over multiple of infractions
A lot of germans
Wanna hear about the coolest pigeon ever?
Yes
The "Lost Battalion," under the command of Major Charles Whittlesey, was surrounded by German forces and was also being shelled by their own artillery because their position was misidentified.
The mission: Cher Ami was one of the last carrier pigeons available to the trapped battalion. The message she carried read, "We are along the road parallel 276.4. Our own artillery is dropping a barrage directly on us. For heaven's sake stop it".
The injuries: During the flight, the Germans saw her and opened fire, shooting her down. She was severely injured but managed to take off again, flying 25 miles in about 25 minutes to deliver the message to the American headquarters.
The rescue: Her successful delivery of the message stopped the friendly fire and allowed for the battalion to be rescued.
Recognition: Army medics amputated her injured leg, and she was awarded the French Croix de Guerre medal for her bravery. She was also posthumously inducted into the Racing Pigeon Hall of Fame and is now part of the collection at the Smithsonian National Museum of American History.
Hey didn’t sabaton make a song on them
Yeah
She got shot through the chest lost a eyeball and a fucking leg hanging by a tendon
Actually not only Europeans, also Africans
Didn't know I was one of the good ones
Don't worry y'all I just driving lol
That bird dive bombed and at the last second stayed flying and flew through artillery and rifle fire that had killed the rest of the pigeons in that battalion
Also some guy called me uncle! ME!! I not THAT old!!!
Unc
The round she was hit by was a fucking sniper rifle round that blew one of her legs off only held by the tendon, went through her chest and took one of her eyes out
Age is wisdom 
And maybe some Austrians 
Cher Ami is a hero pigeon
Hey unc
Look up the story of Cher Ami the pigeon sometime I recommend it to anyone
Nah da guy was older than me!! I'M ONLY 29 DAMMIT
Sgt reckless
Sureeeee
Argentina has sooo much influence from a lot of immigrants that came looking for a new start or were forced to come from 1800 to 1950, Africans, Italians, Spanish, danish, Welsh and German too
Esteemed Elder if you will
Eyy neph, howzit
sounds like angry birds
It's amazing once you start to investigate further
Okay that's TOO OLD
Bussin
A lot of people from a lot of countries came here, it's full of cultural exchanges, although not everything was so pretty
What about the Yaghan?
The soldiers said that she dive bombed when the German snipers shot her and they thought they were doomed but Cher Ami managed to stay flying and corrected her dive bomb flying with a hole in her chest one eye and one of her legs hanging on by a tendon. She saved the lost battalion and survived.
She is ADORED
Yeah, same here in Australia. Very diverse range of cultures here.
Most of the Indigenous peoples in the south of Argentina were exterminated by the conquest of the dessert sadly
A lot of them were forced into slavery and taken into human Zoo's
It’s sad how pigeons were trained by us and fought in war for us as messengers and now we call them flying rats
Oof and I thought Argentina was inclusive, what ever happened? 😭
Pigeons are forgotten veterans 🙁
The pigeons are my Stimm carriers. Their services are always remembered
No way he just put in that EMPEROR reference in there. Yeah, man, my Emperor fans- My Emperor fans are gonna- Man, I love this- this- this reference. RELIC SWORD! ZEALOT! OGRYN, VETERAN, PSYKER. Emperor. Man, the emperor. Wha- Wha- Wha- What do they say? FOR THE EMPEROR. Man, I shou- I should join the moebian 53rd or something man like in the future or something. The Emperor protects.
I understood that reference (also holy shit that guy was a cornball)
Masozi probably has a Warhammer 40k ass cyber pigeon
It is, it just so happens that history is written by the victors, so during that time Roca organized a systemic effort to exterminate and take the land from the native people of the south of Argentina, since they needed land and resources to establish a economy
I hope her ass isn't a cyber pigeon bro
yeah you got Queenslanders, South Australians, Victorians, New South Welsh, people unfortunate enough to live in the ACT
lots of people
"needed" 🥶
The profile pic in her vox chat is her owner
OMG YES BRO
Masozi is the bird
Well, that's what they said and how they justified such a massacre, for the well of the people and the country
Allat yap over a “they call me Naruto” lol
I want a mod where they change the storm raptor into a cyber pigeon for the cutscenes where it does bombing runs
If there is anything to learn from history, is that it's awful and a lot of people die
Just a pigeon with cybernetics launching air to ground missiles
I’d take a cyber pigeon over a cherub those creepy little fucks
Ahh I see
Slavery and genocide is justified if IM the one doing it 😈
Cultist killer they call me The Emperor
Okay @modest flume I’m online now, sorry for the wait
Well sorry, history is not awful, it's beyond good and evil, but people in charge at the time tend to justify whatever they do, then once their time is over we look back and we see the horrible actions they have taken
how can you forget about Tazzies and their sibling marriages?
Ah yes the good old "morals don't matter" when it doesn't effect you
If I had a nickel...
No, that's the thing, they don't think they are morally wrong
As long as it's Yuri idc ✌️😔
Im very aware are you trying to lawyer me or? 🤔
They think they are right, they didn't see the native people as humans, therefore it wasn't morally wrong ( for them)
Ohh wait I understand now, yeah I was just trying to explain that, for them it wasn't a bad thing (from their point of view) but obviously from where we are standing now it was awful
"Now"? 💀
Well, morals and history are dynamic
I'm pretty sure the natives thought it was "morally bad" since the beginning 💀
You never know when this shit turns into Warhammer 40k
Yeah 😢
No way they just put in a NEWTON! Reference in there! Y’all man my gravity fans my gravity fans they’re all gonna- yeah I love this-this-this reference PHYSICS! NEWTON! INERTIA. An object that is in motion stays in motion. Maaaan forces wha-what is it what do they say? Scattering of light. Man I should I should do voice acting for Isaac newton like the version in the future. FG=m x g
I think some people would prefer lobotomized cyborgs to replace AI
What I'm trying to point out is the whole "history is written by the victors" is just an excuse to think the conventional erases the perspective of the oppressed
Oh yeah for sure, that's why we need historical revisionism
History is written by people who know how to read and write ✍️
TUFF
Back in the day you could of been good with a sword but illiterate as fuck
I think you mean the opposite of "revisions" but I get what you are trying to say 👍
Bro this shit was an issue, if you only had one dude who could read and write, he was the king
Stole it from this ngl https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSfmDH63D/
They would probaly be the kings advisor since he probaly can’t read shit too
Uhhhh isn't historical revisionism the re-interpretation of historical accounts or events with new evidence or different perspectives?
Don't have tiktok so imma act like u made it
Damn. Sucks because it’s peak
I get that historical distortion exists, and it's used to push an agenda, but historical revisionism is good when it's legit
Yeah tbh
Everything is good when it’s legit
That’s like saying a good deal is a good deal lol
I mean backed up by evidence
Yeh I agree in a perfect world we have evidence to understand everything
I will say it’s easier to find new stuff about human history than it is dinosaur bones
I’d rather know about dinosaurs 🦕 🦖 but that’s just me
Depends on the dinosaur, you can order kfc right now and get dino bones
Why tf did I just see a zealot called sizzle shorts on the Morningstar bruh
I'm gonna tell you something that might break your world view, the cavemen didn't hunt dinosaurs for food
Zealots on that FREAKTIDE
Historical revisionism is when you revise what actually happened from an objective standpoint to fit the conventional narrative
I’m not a pleb I know my ecology and my Godzilla and my dinosaurs. But yes yes funny
Nor did they ride dinosaurs to work in the rock mines
Didya know about that big eagle that took cave ppl?
Biggest eagle ever
The Haast's eagle was the largest eagle known to have ever existed, living in New Zealand until about 600 years ago. It was a massive bird of prey, weighing up to 18 kg (40 lbs), with a wingspan of up to 3 meters (9.8 feet). Its immense size was an adaptation to hunt the flightless moa, its primary prey, which could weigh up to 200 kg (440 lbs). The eagle went extinct after the moa were hunted to extinction by humans, which removed its main food source.
Do character backstory matter much beyond lore?
It’s just whatever you like doesn’t come up in story at all
The voice is your characters voice and personality obviously
Ah ok. Im going through and making my alt classes lol
Not really, except for Cutthroat veteran
It is perhaps good to point out that conclusions in history are tentative by the very nature of its subject.
Which makes biased records even more frustrating to study and piece together
I thought it was about the reinterpretation of a historical event by using new evidence that contradicts or reinterpreting the motivation of said event
You can have all veterans from cadia it’s just cutthroat is the goat
He the one that sounds like tbe death metal singer?
Seeking the truth is a good endeavor just don’t seek too much knowledge or else you’ll become a tzeentch heretic
Just a VERY angry British dude
I WANNA SEE THEM BLEED! RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW! NOT ONE STEP BACK! CADIA STANDS, CADIA LIVES!
Ah ok lol. I got the Scottish sounding zealot
He do be yelling that
The guy who screams that is cutthroat veteran
I generally don't think so, you can analyze culture, religion, language, history, economics, politics ect.... In a scientific way as long as you connect everything together
I like when he screams DONT YOU TOUCH ME WITCH
My favorite is when he says he didn’t used to see ogryns much before becoming a reject, and that he’s getting used to having him around. Then quickly retorts that “THAT DONT MEAN I LIKE YOU THOUGH. I DONT LIKE ANYONE!” And the ogryn responds “That’s okay, I still like you Sah!”
We know the Cutthroat is a Tsundere.
Most valid reason to be a tsundere they planet blew up
Blowing the planet up so you don’t confess is the most tsundere move
I knew a Tsundere once
Arbitrators are the biggest tsunderes
Look, we know the Fatalist and Loner has a thing for each other. Yuri.
Imagine a Fem HS flirting with the cutthroat
anarchist and maul, joker and batman
I need Hive Scum already.
Who's catwoman tho?
Dude saaaaaame
So we have clearly sus interactions between them and arbies?
probably loosecannon?
You have to pay to be half naked smh
I can see that
I want my dual stubs and auto pistols
fat shark i will buy $100 of aquillas if you let me take the bra off.
Maybe but my hive scum headcanon will be that shes a raging lesbian so if the game forcibly makes mine flirt with a male arbite I will be forced to barrel explode him off the map.
Watch as female ganger is super censored and covered.
Krall does it for 50k ordos
can we have the sweaty belly like from the trailer?
There are teasers of their cosmetic already, BRA confirmed
yeah krall also steals my boobs
You gotta pay extra to keep em
I mean, my headcanon is both Loose Cannons fucked everyone else somehow except the oggies.
I need kevlar/flak armour bra though
The saner side went les and gay fucking but still.
Same! Gold bra Fatshark, GIVE NOW
striped bikini
you are a kindred spirit and understand
If I cant make my hive scum look like a escher house ganger i will be disappoint
No that would be disgusting, actually
a hazard stripe bikini would be funny
You cannot test historical hypotheses in the same manner as a typical scientific hypothesis. History will never have something as concrete as the theory of evolution as an example.
However im not claiming we cant know anything in history, just that its not at the level of evidence a typical scientific theory is at.
But history definitely has some scientific claims that can be tested, like in archaeology where we can test materials and get accurate dates for timelines and stuff. So to be absolutely clear im only referring to historical record, not its many related practices.
Heh. Is just fun for me. Don't care if crackshipping.
Yes you can, you are just conditioned into thinking it can't by idealists
Months went by faster the closer it is to year end, for some reason
Any theory I present is inherently factual because I said so and I made it up
And then another year past and the closer one gets to the grave.
did you forget no image or embed perms in general
Never
Im not even sure what you mean by this. You cannot test historical records in a lab setting. Take any claim from a figure like julius ceasar or jesus, or alexander the great and compare it to something like the thermodynamics. The level of evidence for one is far above the evidence for the other.
The theory of evolution objectively speaking as more facts and data backing it up then any historical claim in any record period.
Cutthroat only loves cadia
The fem HS flirts and the cutthroat only responds with LTG ⛈️
It’s a youtube link dingus
The cutthroat is going to have a good slur nickname for the HS I can’t wait
Fine…. i’ll make it happen
They have a slur,nickname for every class
It was Prvost for Arby right, what was the one for the others
witch for psyker
Ogryn is big man, psyker is witch
Priest for zealot
Lighten up, buttercup
Varrying levels of slur and nickname
Guys we need to test the hypothesis in a lab about whether or not slavery was real 🧑🏻🔬
What does he call other Veterans 
what are all classes slur for and to hive scum
soulja
Soulja boys

beltalowdah
Ogryn will just call them stinky me thinks
Nu. I'm more than half in one already.
He’s friendly with professional veteran and he acts like loose cannon veterans handler telling them to act like your soldiers
Friendly is a bit of a stretch
looking forward to the hive scum team wipe saves being like this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jm-w54xYemo
Also, will I ever be able to trade you to finish before I hit the grave? XD
I ran a match with a male and female loose cannon and they basically talked shit about random stuff the imperium made jokes and my cutthroat was yelling at them like a commisar
He tolerates professional and (specifically) male savant, the rest he doesn't care for
Oh and Ogryns too, but that just makes sense
One day i'm sure, i just got another impossible taks to handle yesterday
Call them Stim heads
My only convo of note I remember with prof vet is the guard dog with fatalist arbite, I should try and get some more
Then you have the arbies who think the vets don't do a good enough job 
scum calls arbs meat bicycle
Arbite disapproves of my training :(
#veteran-class message
The Cutthroat has a stick up his at times, you know.
I hade a professional tell my cutthroat to smile more once and my cutthroat said “I am smiling”to which the professional said “it’s not much of a face to be fair” and my cutthroat says “ funny, I’m laughing on the inside”
I approve of your training 
The theory of evolution absolutely has more data and evidence then any historical event.
Thats not the same as denying a historical event and i think you know that. You are being obtuse and missing the point on purpose. Or you simply dont understand the difference between historical record and a robust scientific theory.
If you had to corral a male and female loose cannon you fucking would too it’s like trying to herd two chihuahuas through a park filled with rats and chew toys and treats
You mean two very dangrous cats that are attracted to shinies.
I think they does care tho because they warn the loose cannon that they are getting sloppy again, and that getting sloppy gets you killer.
reminded me of the key and peele skit where peele was internally laughing while the other guys crack a joke
lol fuck it yes loose cannon vets are cats
Cutthroat veteran only smiles when they killing
They care at times if they like you enough, for sure.
Cold and cynical
I remember some zealot telling mu cutthroat that they are protected by the benyfit god emperor and my cutthroat responds that they should protect themself because the emperor is fickle lmao
I had a dream yesterday where i flew to Korea, went to my boss's apartment and open the door for North Korean agents to kidnap the guy. They made him produce 300 shirts a day in a sweatshop
Is calling the emperor fickle a no no? Would that count as a crime lol
What kinda shirts?
The kind people wear lol
pick your type of tsundere
Tsundere is a type
- autistic
- cynic
- psychopath
When are we getting the saw cleaver in darktide?
the type of tsundere that would actually kill me
I think cutthroat is autistic
That's Yandere i think
Almost certainly
Cutthroat is just like me fr
“He’s literally me”
He’s me we are him
he's him
We are all cutthroat veteran
I am Mi
meirl
I resonate more with loose cannon
Do you think if a cutthroat dated a cutthroat they would scream at eachother about cadia ?
“Is that Cadia standing or are you just happy to see me?”
Like if I screamed Cadia stands at. Lady cutthroat would she scream cadia lives and then we would make out furiously?
🗣️ Literally ME 
I've been thinking about getting Necromunda: Hired Gun and slime ranchers
Anyone else fuck with plain milk?
Cutthroat is gay, sorry gang
No I'm not, I think you are in a different lane on this discussion
What happened is finite, either it did or did not
There is no in-between or "interpretation"
You are just trying to strawman a "science" you already defined yourself. There is nothing that is stopping us from providing a scientific methodology of analyzing human history, you are just trying to mystify it.
If you want it you shoulda put a ring on it
Cutthroat loves cadia and Cadia is clearly a tall woman
Lmfao that's a good one
I make the best phallus jokes, trust
It really was lmao
Is that the eye of terror or are you happy to see me
It winked
Meat shield ?
if cadians have purple eyes, do you think they have purple nurple too?
Does everyone else not have purple nurple?
Gawk tyah skubidi
🗣️ YES. 
I'm smoking like crazy rn bro
Time to go make French fries
cursed
i think that guy with the large forehead and purplish skin have them too
Remmeber that quest in fallout 3 that makes your junk glow as a quest reward?
Using evolution as an example of an "unbiased" narrative is also one of the worst example you can pull
Because do you have any idea how many people used the theory to justify their eugenics ideology? 💀
Hey what’s the 3rd class gunna be
Joe bartolozzi
desk clerk
GIMME A BOOK AND HAMMA MELEE FOR ZEALOT!!!!!
Gonna go for a Walter White build once the Hive Scum comes out
Support ?
hahahahahaah FUCKASS
. . .Yes. . .Support. . .totally. . .
You know, considering the absolute state of society these day. If the government want to get all your juicy info, all they need to do is release a surveillance app goes by 'Big-sister' and people will yield their info on a silver plater
support his family
Ya think Hive Scum will get more or less stuff in the commodore
Compared to arby? Yes
More, they have no creative restriction like Arbites
yellow PPE suit with gasmask
Unironically please
Yes unfortunately
cant inject lex through your veins 
I mean it could be for the better, theyll have to be creative with cosmetics for the first few weeks
Hmm true
Your gonna love the present I have for you
Anyone ready for all the new people on Dec 2
Slowmode will be 60s on 2nd
Places down a paper slurry filled needle
Guess what you can inject yourself with now chat
Coke ?
3 minutes
Eat the mods
😋
No dumbass, I put a copy of the lex in a blender with LSD and made 'injectable Lex'
Mrrraowww! :3
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stick me I’ll be a patriot on the 2nd
Indubitably
hit me up with Rinda juices
We live in a society 😔
We don't have to
True I already embraced rockhood
Huh
I am gonna fucken
Good for u
Buy all the Hive Scoom cosmetics day one :3
why do i get razor burn so much
Skill issue
shit sucks yo
i hope other classes get the stub gun too
Doubtful
It is merely the beneficent emperor testing you
I'm interested in the rockit launcher
we all try to forget about tasmania
well tell him to FUCKING QUIT! im sensitive :{
morrow got the stub gun in his holster, he must be a hive scum
You are MIGHTY! You are among his chosen! Stand tall, stand proud, pilgrim!
Morrow is no stranger to the trenches
I wanna be able to rocket jump
guhhhh :[
You are weary, pilgrim, I know, but he sees your deeds!
Be careful of what you wish for
Right
Would be really funny if you can blow your teamates away with the launcher
God I hope so
Don’t Blow the lex up
Time the smiter got what was coming
give beast a new blow hole
I can shoot a barrel next to you remember the only good scum is one that’s flying unless your a support then your good
like a whale heheh
4/10 joke
What’s up with the term grippers
If you consider always prioritizing reviving and helping teammates as support then I always play support
Feet
More team build health defense bonuses but if your a good teammate I won’t kill you
It gives me the same vibe as “Yummers”
Hey, I always just see it as “if someone else goes down and I don’t revive them, then they’re not there to revive me if I go down”. It’s self serving, sure, but I still prioritize teammates
I use them as meatshields simple as 👍
I just passed a zealot on the Morningstar called “Dolla-Fo-Suky”
full metal jacket reference?!
Sometimes I do if I think there decent I know for a fact a lot of the new people coming won’t be so will probably be grinding through teammates but there’s really nothing worse then a bad teammate
True, levelling the hive scum is t gonna be fun, mostly because the teammates are gonna be dogshit
You can still use stupid teammates 🤷♂️
The mourning star will become a rat den comes 2nd
Got someone in my current mission who somehow completely fucked a skull puzzle
Nah just get rid of them and wait for new people to join
I’ll help you level up your scum with my cutthroat if ya want 👍🏼
Nah, I’d win
Oh and got the psyker stuck so they have to blow themselves up now lol
I want my Morningstar filled with hive scum doing the fent lean
What's a fent lean
How bad did they fuck up thenskull puzzle that you have to blow up
That the one on riser? the elevator and power cells one?
Yep
Checks out
Oh like American thing, okay
Is there new maps coming?
Trench map
New operation
At least one
GR, do the dog thing
hey all what's up
Sup
Blooding my borne rn
yo
Borf
pog the dog
See you don't need nitro to be hip
Who has time for that shit
🤝
LETTING IT ROAR, SAH! :3
No
;-;
That is a powerful name typing
Bro I see church of ass typing what a name lmfao
ive been fighting darktide for so damn long over piss poor performance, so i randomly decided to try a different monitor cause hey, maybe darktide doesnt like ultrawide. I shot up by 80 fps >_>
That name tho 😂
You should meet pope of ass
Introduce us, i'm interested
Nfw 🤣🤣
Welcome to FS coding. I get better FPS with DLSS off.
Big boi reference?
No just that thats the only class that has a helmet resembling a muzzle
lol fair
I saw that
neuron activated
OwO
whoops wrong server lmfao
You really are just like big boi
It's his alt
Who tf is big boi
A cultured individual
The forbidden one
man
they get banned ?
Super horny ogryn main
Not yet
shroud relic blade do be fun
Hell no. He’s a pillar of the community
That’s was a nice 🍑
Also i'm pretty sure that was 2B's ass
yes it indeed was nice eyes
Bro a ranked gooner
I'm something of a connoisseur myself
out here about to make emojis banned too 💀
Don’t know who that is if they have a butter face just put a bag on it
@low hemlock Is this who yall speak of?
It's over now
A character in Nier: Automata, phenomenal game
the butter drips from the face to flavour the body
Yes sir lmfao
** # THE ANCIENT ONE HAS BEEN SUMMONED! # **
His name has been invoked. It is only a matter of time before He arrives.
I offer cocaine and PAWGs
Just a personal preference but i think thighs are superior
oh we include that to dw bb
Ok everyone I have a generational question to ask everyone
This guy gets it.
No
I will refrain from making crass comments about femboys and opt instead to state my preference for them in this matter
🍑or 🍈
Peach, that part you can work on and Improve
nikita kinka is one of our mascots
all fruit is good, I will not be accepting differing opinions at this time
wait you're not talking about fruit
Lmfao 😂
Hide the fruit bois, mods are here
Maybe
Flight done
Goonchat returns
It never left tbf
anyway my point remains true either way
Even the one that tastes like actual doo doo?
well the whole leg up to the butt for me
??? which
like there are fruits that are stinky but actually taste good
Huh 🤔
idk of one that genuinely tastes bad
Durian?
Durian tastes superb
The ass fruit
Durian falls into this category
Idk one prolly exists
Durian smells bad, but tastes good.
Poo fruit
I can make jokes
Go on
Here's your chance
Stage’s yours, comrade.
Yo chill, let him cook.
The flower that blooms once in a life time
It smells like carrion
Do it, coward
Don't give our guy stage anxiety wtf
Is it a big flower? And is it red?
go on..
No balls
We got joke cucked
Man with hand in pants is having a ball.
Anyone getting error signing in? Keep getting this only on Darktide. Every games work normally even Vermintide 2.
hope yall are doin good peeps
im alive thats all that matters
Fighting the good fight
Yep. Rediscovering how much fun the burial blade is
Hey can I get banned for a sexual joke if not I’ll do it rq
Nope
Fire away
We make many jokes about ass here
We’d be down half the server
What's the difference between weed and a 🐱
If you can smell the weed from across the room, you know it's good
i'm sure whatever joke you make will be tame comparatively
Rules say yes, practice is questionable