general-chat

[uncut bone]

I'm not so manly I built like a twink uwu

[woven yoke]

then you're the kid the Manly Men are trying to teach how to become a Manly Man

[uncut bone]

🐧

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/true-gif-14423606592036775082

[astral basin]

I was about to tag joji with
“Eyo whats that wikifeet rating”
I speed ran regretting my life decisions as i thought it

[misty trench]

it just works

[uncut bone]

Yes?

[formal mortar]

tbf I never seen a built viet

[tall grove]

Get them onto mine

[uncut bone]

Du ma banh mi ngon qua

[brazen pelican]

What the fuck?

[woven yoke]

Yam thinks twinks are easier to eat but they don't have as much flesh

[manic wyvern]

Wonder when we’ll get some sample voicelines for our Scum

[stoic gate]

Tomorrow

[brazen pelican]

Good chompers can handle all the bone.

[tall grove]

“I wonder if we’ll get” no.

[uncut bone]

it's Vietnamese without the punctuation

[brazen pelican]

It looked really off.

[formal mortar]

I think it's something about delicious sandwiches

[uncut bone]

:3

[woven yoke]

Yam is a great chomper but she knows how to bite gently during playtime

[brazen pelican]

I thought you had a stroke or something.

[manic wyvern]

I’m counting the days till December 2nd like an advent calendar, I need another fix of Scum

[hazy kestrel]

Vet heavy mg from the class art moment.

[stoic gate]

Power lifters are most scrumptious imo

[uncut bone]

True

[formal mortar]

I can't read viet well at all anymore lmao

[marsh iris]

bahn mi?

[brazen pelican]

Drink copious amounts of Monster while you wait.

[tall grove]

Insert some kinda sad emote/sticker here I have none

[manic wyvern]

No what

[woven yoke]

but Yam thinks they're tedious to chew through because all of that muscle fiber

[uncut bone]

Speaking of vet, when we will get a belt fet machine gun, or a hellgun or a melta gun they keep screaming about

[tall grove]

No. We won’t.

[woven yoke]

"I have no mouth and I must scream"

[uncut bone]

:3

[marsh iris]

meltagun soon

[manic wyvern]

I forget the youtuber but someone posted a bunch of voice lines prior to Arbites release

[tall grove]

Sucks to suck, Ted

[uncut bone]

Aw but I want the scab gunner gun :<

[hazy kestrel]

Same pal, same.

[manic wyvern]

Hotshot lasgun would be hot

[formal mortar]

We have a lot of Vietnamese where I grew up, and I have some Vietnamese uncles, only reason I knew anything

[stoic gate]

Oooh multagun would be dope

[uncut bone]

You live in California?

[tall grove]

We all do

[uncut bone]

Still cannot one shot a blue stim scab trash

[manic wyvern]

I think a melta would be less useful than a plasma gun

[marsh iris]

we got hotshot volleygun at home (looks at recon)

[formal mortar]

Nope, I live in the midwest, for some reason we have a lot of cultures here though

[stoic gate]

I literally have no idea what that is

[uncut bone]

Is a modifier in havoc game

[stoic gate]

Ah haven't played havoc

[tall grove]

You’re (not) missing out

[marsh iris]

heretics always got the cool weapons

[uncut bone]

Cool, I will go to usa after I finish my 6 years character arc in china

[stoic gate]

Hardcore disagree

[astral basin]

Cool weapons always get the heretics

[uncut bone]

Honestly it's still trash tbh

[formal mortar]

I wish you a great time

[manic wyvern]

2h mauler chaxe zealot

[stoic gate]

I am lowtier skill

[tall grove]

This season’s modifiers are cancer

[low hemlock]

Me just C R A V E the Bulwark’s Spiked Wall Shield for Ogryn

That Bulwark Shield blocks way more than uz Ogryn’s tiny smol kite shield
💢

[uncut bone]

Thank you

[uncut bone]

Uhh it has chaos undivided symbol on it so...

[tall grove]

Just erase it EZ

[stoic gate]

give ogryn a shield weapon that is JUST a big shield you bonk with

[low hemlock]

Then just scrub off tha symbols

Easy clap

Me can do that with me eyes closed

[uncut bone]

True, do you have any good shield build i can try out ?

[little marten]

😼

[uncut bone]

Can't play havoc game without shield ogryn, those gunner shred us health bar like hot knives through butter

[marsh iris]

bulwark shield is made of vibranium

[stoic gate]

Add shield weapon to zealot :)

[low hemlock]

thatz why Ogryn’s # D E S E R V E

Newer Mellee Weapons‼️

[astral basin]

Hot knife through scrib jelly

[uncut bone]

Or shield arbites nuncilo auila plus flame staff bubbles pysker, can't game without those two

[tall grove]

Bulwark sucks total bulwark death

[uncut bone]

Hmmm, morning star and shield warrior priest saltzpyre????

[stoic gate]

TRUE

[marsh iris]

if bulwarks learnt how to do turtle formation, atoma is lost

[low hemlock]

U Smelly Zealotz already have enough Toyz like The Veteran

Ogrynz turn Next‼️💢

[astral basin]

Mfw my heavy evis stun locks both me and the wark

[stoic gate]

Veteran is the least enjoyable class to play by far imo

[uncut bone]

You alerts the horde

[low hemlock]

yea cuz there’s Vet 2.0

[astral basin]

He was best before everything became… cluttered… and faster

[low hemlock]

Arbyz we have the Meatz‼️

[stoic gate]

One reason he feels painful is cuz i have to play him early, and the early level guns are dreadful for him

[uncut bone]

I don't know, ogryn weapons in the game kinda based on the table top

[stoic gate]

I want the ogryn to have a boltgun

Boltgun = boltfun

[low hemlock]

Ye tho there’s plentiful of ogryn weapons that can be added into the game

[uncut bone]

They too stupid ( sorry ogryn lover ) to handle a bolt gun

[astral basin]

Was helbore an addon or release base?

[stoic gate]

Boltguns are NOT more complicated than the guns they use

[tall grove]

But they are far more complicated to maintain

[uncut bone]

Lore wise they don't actually use bolt gun

[low hemlock]

“too stupid”

when an Ogryn is trusted to handle a box of grenadines and a whole nuke bomb that can blow up a house.

[uncut bone]

Ogryn heavy stubber are cheap to made and ez to maintain

[minor narwhal]

idk if theres any ogryns that used a bolter in canon

[stoic gate]

The ogryn are too stupid to maintain any of their guns brody

[uncut bone]

True our ogryn in darktide are special

[drowsy prawn]

the best ogryn ranged weapon right now is a rock

[uncut bone]

True, and ripper gun

[stoic gate]

Ogryn are NOT capable of taking a weapon apart and back together to properly clean it

[uncut bone]

Basically ripper gun kinda like a bolt gun but cheaper to made

[drowsy prawn]

mk5 my beloved 😌

[astral basin]

Our boneheads are smart enough to know basic maintenance
But i doubt they have finger dexterity for a proper field strip in any capacity

[tall grove]

Maintain in this instance mortal means clearing jams while in combat

[manic wyvern]

Ogryn weapons are designed to be bulky enough to be smashed over someones head like a melee weapon, and have limiters installed in them so they dont use all their ammo immediately

[uncut bone]

Is trouble me that the bodyguard was not a bone head

[low hemlock]

See niw u gettin it also, aint there that Ogryn aka One of The BEST Bully Ogryn

who’s always thinking, like vro asks how Warp Travel workz and Bully understands ✨Sugar Momma Hadron’s✨ Orders very well and clear

💪🧠⚡

[minor narwhal]

the only bone ead ogryn we have has a malfunctioning implant lmfao

[astral basin]

Is bonehead. Chip just on da fri… fri… it bro ken sah

[uncut bone]

Big boi, do you know best shield ogryn build ?

[daring surge]

thats right, im back, but are the felinid babes back?

[uncut bone]

The brawler has one, but I doubt his chip was in good shape

[low hemlock]

sry vro me no use Meta Builds

me use the build i made on my ownfrom long experience

[stoic gate]

I am looking into it and people are saying bolters are too "fragile" for a ogryn to use, but spacemarines and the characters in game have used them as manual physical weapons before

[manic wyvern]

I used to run ogryn shield with gg

[gloomy tartan]

Dog I just did a mission with 3 psykers

[uncut bone]

Teach me big boi

[tall grove]

And? Was it peak?

[gloomy tartan]

It was so fucking funny lmao they wouldn’t shut up about Zola my cutthroat veteran was like their baby sitter

[stoic gate]

And visually the bolters don't appear to be in any way fragile or too complicated for ogryn usage

[gloomy tartan]

One gal two bros.

[astral basin]

Theres one where bonehead chip is explicitly damaged
But otherwise they all have chip

[low hemlock]

Umust BECOM Ogryn to BE Ogryn Pal

[uncut bone]

My ogryn name was Big man, am i qualified to join

[low hemlock]

yes

[gloomy tartan]

Hey why do all psykers call eachother sibling

[stoic gate]

Like brother

[gloomy tartan]

Like a solidarity thing?

[uncut bone]

Because they all psychic linked to the warp?

[low hemlock]

cuz warp ✨m a g u c✨

[gloomy tartan]

That’s smart

[uncut bone]

Thanks bro ther

[stoic gate]

It is a term of familiarity, but gender neutral

[tall grove]

Because they are “siblings” in that they’re all extremely marginalized. They’re also probably psychically linked

[astral basin]

Strong presence in the warp. Outcasts, pariahs, likely bound to be tithes of the emperor
Basically only psykers can understand another psykers problems

[gloomy tartan]

I love so many responses thank you thank you

[stoic gate]

Xoxo

[uncut bone]

What is the vore badge thingy on your name ?

[minor narwhal]

a lot of them became psykers at the same time due to the cicatrix maledictum (big warp tear) i believe

[gloomy tartan]

This I was not aware or

[marsh iris]

my ogryn is the brainbread brawler

[gloomy tartan]

Is that the same thing that the eye of terror turned into after cadia did a pro gamer move in response to a ship crashing into it

[stoic gate]

Bigboi loves vrchat vore worlds

[uncut bone]

The bully is the kindest of all 2 or it was the bodyguard?

[minor narwhal]

i think its just the eye of terror

[gloomy tartan]

Someone told me the eye of trrror got bigger and a new name

[stoic gate]

Bodyguard is the nice one

[uncut bone]

What is vore?

[marsh iris]

eh bully is the meanest and smartest

[stoic gate]

Gulp..

[minor narwhal]

idk if the name changed i'd have to check

[stoic gate]

Yeah the name changed

[uncut bone]

?

[gloomy tartan]

it expanded dramatically and, in doing so, became the origin point and a contiguous part of the Cicatrix Maledictum, also known as the Great Rift or the Great Warp Storm.

[low hemlock]

✨Stands for:
Virtuous
Overall
Radical
Earthy-guy✨

[marsh iris]

bully sounds mean but he actually is a little kind

[uncut bone]

Honor badge!?

[tall grove]

Nah it means you like vore

[stoic gate]

Vore is a fetish for being eaten alive

[marsh iris]

bully tsundere ogryn

[jaunty path]

Honestly. Baileys is more of a snack to me than a drank

[low hemlock]

💦

[gloomy tartan]

So basically your telling me the warp storm that made Cadians have purple eyes also is the reason alot of psykers were psykers?

[minor narwhal]

cicatrix maledictum seems to be a chain of rifts and eye of terror seems to be a massive one?

[stoic gate]

Yes

[uncut bone]

Let's be friends, FIGHTING with Friends

[gloomy tartan]

I think the eye of terror grow into the chain of rifts and was the origin point of the chain of rifts

[manic wyvern]

It extends from the eye of terror but isn’t explicitly the eye of terror, its a bunch of warp storms and rifts in real space, effectively separating the imperium. Pretty sure the side opposite of Terra is either cut off from or has a hard time seeing the light of the astronomicon

[minor narwhal]

ah i c

[low hemlock]

uh yes exactly‼️

[gloomy tartan]

What they said

[uncut bone]

Ooh okay

[minor narwhal]

arent we in the dark side of the eye of terror? i think i rember that from somewhere

[uncut bone]

[uncut bone]

Aren't tertium was in nihilus zone? Or in the left side

[gloomy tartan]

The eye of terror stole my GameCube

[tall grove]

Especially to psykers. I actually really like the bully, he has surprising depth

[uncut bone]

He have a vocie about having a friend but they get killed so he sad :<

[stoic gate]

The eye of terror is a hole, and the cicatrix are the cracks spiderwebbing away from the hole that are slowly expanding the hole.

[minor narwhal]

yeah that makes sense

[uncut bone]

Eye of terror used to be the eldar world? Yes?

[stoic gate]

I think so right? Like the eye of terror is at the birth point of slaanesh ?

[manic wyvern]

I dont think the moebian domain has been explicitly put on any map, I could be wrong though

[astral basin]

Yk. Its the boomers fault we are interested in organ sales
They taught us that our teeth are worth a dollar via the tooth fairy

[stoic gate]

Moebian domain is in ultrimar no?

[minor narwhal]

does seem like atoma is cut off from terra yeah

[uncut bone]

Close to ultrama!?, we will have Titus as 7th class!!!!

[stoic gate]

True!

[minor narwhal]

how would titus compete without duelling sword? unplayable class...

[uncut bone]

Can't believe they kill Chairon and Mr i can spare 2 men off screen

[stoic gate]

Why is dueling sword considered so crackedm

[minor narwhal]

very mobile easy to use and ignores armor (actually does more dmg to cara than unarmored)

[marsh iris]

i want to see titus doing that dueling sword stance

[tall grove]

Obscene armour pen and damage as well as stupid mobility

[stoic gate]

I see

[manic wyvern]

I doubt theyd put the Moebian domain in the Ultima sector as theres already been so much written about it, easier to move jt elsewhere so they have more freedom/dont step on other authors toes

[stoic gate]

I use the big ol chainsword

[uncut bone]

They got jumped by the nids or chaos get them first?

[serene eagle]

Did the servers just go down?

[marsh iris]

dueling sword can one-shot pick reapers nose and they died from satisfaction

[stoic gate]

One shot reapers?

[stoic gate]

My chainsword can oneshot reapers, but I gotta rev it

[marsh iris]

heavy thrust with the right talents ofc

[stoic gate]

Heavy thrust?

Sozz I mean the heavy eviscerator

[uncut bone]

Is bul gryn with shield good combo, big boi

[marsh iris]

i mean the dueling sword

[stoic gate]

Oh i see

Seems cracked

[manic wyvern]

It also lets you run at the same speed as the combat knife, unless they changed it recently

[tall grove]

Oh it’s busted

[uncut bone]

Titus with dueling swords vs abbadon the no arm who would win

[stoic gate]

Titus ez

[astral laurel]

"You guys aren't gonna boo me. Worst case at a furry convention is that you get moo'd" Entire crowd starts booing

Gianmarco is great

[shell creek]

I like the power sword

[stoic gate]

What

[minor narwhal]

duelling sword is powerful enough to bring cadia back together

[tall grove]

I hate the power sword. Power falchion better

[stoic gate]

Is relic blade good/fun?

[astral laurel]

Comedian Gianmarco Soresi has done stand up at furry conventions

[tall grove]

Yes to both

[shell creek]

Same shit different name, brotato chip

[uncut bone]

Yes super fun

[manic wyvern]

Relic Blade is probably one of if not the most satisfying weapons in the game

[tall grove]

Nah, power sword is ass, power falchion functions like relic blade

[uncut bone]

Gives me low budget black Templar vibe with the black free havoc cosmetics

[manic wyvern]

Power sword better but falchion is more fun to use

[astral laurel]

Eh, they both have their advantages

[tall grove]

I hate having to re activate my weapon every three swings

[shell creek]

Weren't you the guy who claimed the infantry autogun was "ass" because you didn't know how to handle the recoil?

[uncut bone]

Nice background pic Mr eagle

[manic wyvern]

Agreed, its a chore. The weapons performance is bonkers though

[astral laurel]

*vulture

And it's a very wholesome banner.

[tall grove]

I’m the guy who confirmed that, because my opinion is objective fact

[uncut bone]

Even more cool

[astral laurel]

well thank you

[manic wyvern]

Infantry autogun is fun to use, its been a while since i’ve used it though

[uncut bone]

Dakakaka

[manic wyvern]

Braced autogun however

[tall grove]

Braced better

[marsh iris]

braced graia brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[astral laurel]

Eh, I find infantry to feel nicer than braced

[uncut bone]

Braced giving me Rambo vibes

[tall grove]

Yeah well you’re wrong

[astral laurel]

Nothing like a chonkachonka over a brrrt

[uncut bone]

Ammo efficiency

[tall grove]

I’d agree if it was more stable and was more of an LMG type thing

[astral laurel]

That's the point. It's not. You don't spray and pray. You pick your targets and fire short controlled bursts.

[marsh iris]

that reminds me i need to create braced with the continuous single target rending talent

[shell creek]

The recoil is almost barely noticeable even at low levels. Just get better

[uncut bone]

If any gun can only be use by the vet which gun will y'all choose

[tall grove]

That’s how I use the braced

[forest folio]

1089 days still no hotshot lasgun

[tall grove]

I’m on controller. I suck at managing recoil on controller

[astral laurel]

That's cool. I don't find the braced to be as enjoyable

[shell creek]

Unless its a poxwalker horde coming right at you. That's when you mag dump

[uncut bone]

I buy more calendar for you don't worry

[fast cosmos]

boltgun

[astral laurel]

Well yeah but you're not missing at a horde.

[tall grove]

Yeah well you’re wrong because your opinion is different from mine

[flint mauve]

this is how arguments are supposed to work

[astral laurel]

If liking infantry autogun is wrong then baby I don't wanna be right.

[tall grove]

My opinion is objectively right at all times

[flint mauve]

you're wrong and I am morally superior to you in every way

[uncut bone]

你没生气？，为什么

[marsh iris]

i love boltgun

[astral laurel]

You would lord it over an amputee?

[tall grove]

You needn’t concern yourself with that. Like it or not, you’re incorrect

[flint mauve]

因为我有女朋友

[tall grove]

Yes.

[whole glade]

@astral basin Would you be a good floating skull and go fetch me some burger king? I’m feeling peckish

[tall grove]

Burger King? Bro wants to die

[astral laurel]

rude.

[whole glade]

ITS GOOD FUCKER

[uncut bone]

奴隶？

[tall grove]

Nah, equal. I give nobody special treatment. Everyone is equally inferior to me specifically

[astral laurel]

rude.

[flint mauve]

[tall grove]

🇺🇸

[gloomy tartan]

🦐 fried this rice? Are you fucking serious?

[whole glade]

Hey Joji when are you going on the Cold Ones pod?

[flint mauve]

我是奴隶吧

[uncut bone]

哦，怪不得你不像40K里的安格隆那样愤怒。

[whole glade]

[tall grove]

But still correct

[astral basin]

Loading “recipes even daft cunts can learn while minimizing local brain damage”

[uncut bone]

我也这么认为

[flint mauve]

我也没有 butcher's nails 哈哈哈哈

[astral laurel]

I don't believe you.

[whole glade]

I said GO GRAB ME GODDAMN BURGERKING!

[uncut bone]

确实如此。哈哈哈哈

[flint mauve]

weird that angron's name in chinese has the character for peace and safety in it

[whole glade]

What, I’m a southern Marxist i’m just based like that

[uncut bone]

Holy damn

[astral laurel]

That sticker is always horrifying and I don't scare easy.

[tall grove]

Southern Marxist? and queer? Try not to get lynched please

[uncut bone]

Because that is his purpose, but....what if guiliman found him first not big e

[tall grove]

Wich one?

[ripe tangle]

is this horrifying?

[flint mauve]

then he would be boring at parties

[astral laurel]

The weird Toriel x Sans one

[jaunty path]

Its cute to me

[tall grove]

From the pink Floyd server btw

[whole glade]

Southern as in the Louisianan kind, We’re not “those people” yknow

[astral laurel]

Negative.

[astral basin]

You said “wendys day old chili”
Is this correct?

[uncut bone]

His special power can channeling other pain and suffering to buff him but it got twisted by the nails

[marsh iris]

no nose 😱

[ripe tangle]

awww thanks

[tall grove]

Nah you’re a hillbilly and you can’t convince me otherwise

[jaunty path]

do u fear heterosexuality

[astral laurel]

No.

[whole glade]

I need a replacement servoskull….

[tall grove]

Oh hey Lucia

[astral basin]

Bayou bitch*

[stoic gate]

Lucia, are you sad they aren't adding a sister to darktide?

[whole glade]

Hey fucker! So what if my family made moonshine back in the day

[ripe tangle]

No, I’ve said it for years that they wouldn’t, and unlike the Admech femboys, I don’t expect it nor will I throw a fit every time it doesn’t happen.

[astral basin]

Requisition replacement weapons platform. Current operator shows signs of premature servitorization.

[somber stream]

Guess who stayed up till 2AM courting a Goth Tomboy in a video game and is now regretting it

[uncut bone]

你是中国人吗？

[stoic gate]

This is commendable

[flint mauve]

美国生的中国人

[uncut bone]

Hello Lucia

[somber stream]

Dispatch is mad good btw, 11/10 recommend

[astral basin]

Lucky bastard

[daring surge]

whats up babes

[ripe tangle]

Hi!

[tall grove]

Here, I’ll speak your language. clears throat weeeeeeeell this how yur type talk aint it? ‘Bout beer n’ trucks? Be a good cowpoke and feed the cattle for me will ya? And somma that whiskey tue

[astral basin]

Oh.

[uncut bone]

好的

[whole glade]

I am part of the AdMech servo, We have plenty of fodder before then think of using my head

[marsh iris]

imagine dispatch but darktide

[flint mauve]

所以我的中文不太好

[somber stream]

It's a video game character, we all know irl Tomboy went extinct sometime ago

Why is chat noodle today

[marsh iris]

need more chilli garlic crisps

[flint mauve]

说是说得了，但说对？Nah

[tall grove]

Imagine this message but with mpreg reacts

[stoic gate]

Not many cowpokes from Louisiana, you find more of them over in Oklahoma and Texas

[daring surge]

lol. nice

[astral basin]

I realized
I didnt exepct the egirl to be an a. I. lady

[uncut bone]

我也是，我是个在中国留学的国际学生，所以我的中文基本为零。哈哈哈

[tall grove]

Hillbilly is hillbilly

[stoic gate]

Inaccurate

[somber stream]

Not AI, it's a game lol. Telltale

[whole glade]

Cow pokes are a western thing, and do you know anything about us Louisiana Folk?

[astral basin]

fool it was a paltry attempt at a deez nuts joke

[stoic gate]

Your ignorance is both disturbing and expected

[tall grove]

No. I am going off of stereotypes, like any reasonable and logical person

[uncut bone]

确实如此

[flint mauve]

那你是从哪里来的？越南？我看到在Discord上你姓名是Vu

[little marten]

PLEASE DONT POKE COWS THEY CAN GET ANGRY

[somber stream]

Imagine Invincible but with actual quality cinematography and voice acting, but game

[stoic gate]

Not really game, interactive novel

[uncut bone]

好的好的👌

[whole glade]

[Insert based gotcha joke about your state or country even tho Europe is a country]

[astral basin]

You really just want a wh dating sim…

[tall grove]

Imagine if ninja gotta low taper fade

[somber stream]

It's a game, you push buttons and do puzzles and stuff

I didn't catch the reference

[tall grove]

Don’t live in the states or Europe. I’m a true Canadian eh

[stoic gate]

You do puzzles in choose your own adventure novels

[little marten]

keep puzzles out of games

[somber stream]

Oi, i like the puzzles

[marsh iris]

[tall grove]

Keep games out of games

[stoic gate]

Puzzles are the root of games

[shell creek]

Or you could just get better at said puzzles lol

[somber stream]

Oh so now it's a game huh?

[uncut bone]

Have to stay in china and finish my character development for 6 years, after that...I don't know where to go

[whole glade]

what kind? Sand Moose, or wannabe midwesterners?

[stoic gate]

Only when it serves my point

[somber stream]

Bastard

[astral basin]

Me and my “game” ball

[uncut bone]

[tall grove]

No clue what you’re talking about vro, but the province I’m from is Manitoba

[marsh iris]

i like a puzzle that involves shooting heretics with explosive bolt rounds

[ripe tangle]

what do you call someone like me?

[whole glade]

Sand moose is Arab Canadian, i learned that from Blarg :3

[astral basin]

Ng went to sleep at …

[jaunty path]

la creatura

[whole glade]

Where art thou from?

[little marten]

Based I just want to play a game not a game within a game

[tall grove]

Oh, nah, I’m pale as can be

[flint mauve]

come to america lol

[astral basin]

@little marten good morning you crusty eyed bastard

[uncut bone]

La creatura

[whole glade]

Than wannabe midwesterner

[little marten]

Heya hun x didn’t we talk like an hour ago lol

[ripe tangle]

la creatura de medianoche

[somber stream]

But i love Game²

[tall grove]

I take offence to being compared to an American

[uncut bone]

Is not ez to get usa citizenship in the next 6 years bro 🥀

[jaunty path]

How many languages do you know exactly.

[astral basin]

Bitch please i clocked when you ditched us lmao

[ripe tangle]

good answer

[whole glade]

Good .

[little marten]

Wait whaaaa

[somber stream]

Isn't it 3AM in UK

[flint mauve]

rizz up an american girl and get in through marriage

[astral basin]

I was even predicting your arrival time lmfao

[ripe tangle]

English primarily, but I speak a little German and a little Spanish, I can also speak Korean.

[jaunty path]

It's 3:30am in the UK

[somber stream]

Sleep mother lover, NOW

[little marten]

That’s uncanny how did you know am I a creature of habit?

[little marten]

I’m ahead of work lol imma sleep in tomorrow

[somber stream]

Understandable, stay warm

[ripe tangle]

while in Japan and France, I tried to pick up the languages in both countries and failed spectacularly, yay me!

[somber stream]

Did the Fr*nch gave you the look

[tall grove]

Why would you ever go to France? Or willingly try to learn their language?

[uncut bone]

Is ez for you to say bro 🥀

[little marten]

And you blessed brother whenever I feel warmth I like to envision spiritually I’m sending some your way…

Also today I got backstabbed by a guy on arc I briefly thought was you by their voice

[ripe tangle]

they told me I sounded like a Drunk Quebecois

[tall grove]

Yikes, that’s quite the insult

[little marten]

He killed me because I was using the female voice changer like WTF why

[ripe tangle]

indeed it is…

[astral basin]

Fuck ng arrived before i realized

[somber stream]

Well deserved tbh

[astral basin]

My life ruined. Ill be scrapped for sure

[little marten]

Did I miss the memo where I’m not allowed to use female voice changer anymore?!

[tall grove]

Yeah Quebecois French is really muddy French apparently

[somber stream]

Usually accompanied by the 'Mildly uninterested with a slight eyebrows raise' face

[astral basin]

Is it the deep one at least?

[little marten]

No he said “why you trying to sound like a little girl” hahahaha

Voice 5 😈

[somber stream]

Usually those voice came out like kids, and we all know kids are KOS in ARC

[ripe tangle]

to the Metropolitan Ear, Quebecois French sounds like you’re somehow an uneducated hick and like you’re mentally challenged apparently, to them it sounds similar to an American who took rosetta stone except they’re actually speaking the language technically properly…

[little marten]

Ironic considering the absolute bass canon that is my normal voice

[astral basin]

Anything under vc 5 is squeaker territory

[marsh iris]

backwater french

[tall grove]

Another common Quebec L

[little marten]

Ahhh ok that makes sense I’ll make sure to turn it off for solos now

[somber stream]

I can attest to this

But seriously though fuck them kids, i've shot most i ran into and voila, backstab free!

[ripe tangle]

anyway, smoke break’s over!

I’ll see ya’ll again later ❤️

[somber stream]

Thought you quit?

[tall grove]

Seeya 👋

[little marten]

It was actually my first backstab

[ripe tangle]

you know how much I love ya’ll just don’t kill yourselves before I get a chance to, anyway buh-bye!

[astral basin]

Smome break at 3am? On a sunday?
This sounds like heresy. You’re usually off at 11 or 2

[candid stratus]

still more than a week to go.,...

[somber stream]

You feel it too, don't you? The humanity slowly but surely leaving your body

[little marten]

I went on a free loadout killing spree straight after and I don’t regret it

[somber stream]

EU do shit to people

Always kill the French btw

[marsh iris]

unless they sound quebecian french

[somber stream]

No no, you don't understand. ALL THE FRENCH

[marsh iris]

b but canadians

[little marten]

Lmao I’ve played r6 siege I know the drill with French

[somber stream]

There's a 108% chance they will shoot you in the back, with 8% margin of error

[astral basin]

My first kill… i stalked a guy openly… he was being chased by a popper…
“Id help you but this is too funny to watch”
Dude was running in circles
Saw he came from my loot route. Followed into dam tower 2nd floor
Saw he found a gun case… just silently gunned him down as hes opening it after staring for a solid 4 seconds…

[somber stream]

Canadians are dick irl as well, the meme is a lie

[marsh iris]

i know its pvp but those people saying hey im friendly and then just hover around your blindspot to open up

[tall grove]

Québécois are worse than those from France

[tall grove]

Not fem savant psyker though, she speaks English

[little marten]

In the free loadout spree I killed a guy with a level 4 arpeggio fully attached lmao… took the attachments and scrapped the gun

[somber stream]

A shame there isn't enough barrel laying around

[astral basin]

Mind you this was during the first/second weekend when it was absolute mayhem and ive been in 5 games getting clapped randomly off rip

[tall grove]

She has repented for her sin of being French and is embracing English. Her penance will be long and arduous, but she seeks it nonetheless

[marsh iris]

french with stitcher 100% KOS

[tall grove]

Mostly those from Quebec lmao

[marsh iris]

well i learn something but i dont play in EU

[gloomy tartan]

I return. I was cutting potatoes to make French fries

[somber stream]

I've seen French usernames accusing German and Russians of being aggressive and traitorous backstabbers on the forum lol, the audacity of it

[marsh iris]

i need a few thousand more ducks

[tall grove]

French fries aren’t French btw

[marsh iris]

theyre potatos duh

[somber stream]

A life on the palm of your hand, felt it too didn't you?

[formal mortar]

I still haven't killed anyone

[jaunty path]

Cringe, kill everyone

[astral basin]

I was hungry. Lost a battle with myself on how tasty the loot would be after so many failed extracts

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I know the secret lore

[jaunty path]

Oh. We're talking about arc aren't we

[formal mortar]

I have seen a group of people straight up destroy someone that shot at me

[tall grove]

Kill seven billion people

[somber stream]

'Which way Western man'

[tall grove]

Good

[candid stratus]

seven billion people

fourteen billion balls...

[somber stream]

Female human have balls?

[tall grove]

Women aren’t real

[gloomy tartan]

I still call them French fries tho

[candid stratus]

yes, girlballs obviously

[marsh iris]

kinda but its inside them

[tall grove]

Everyone does

[wooden patio]

Can the 9070xt 16gb gpu reach 150fps on this game, just curious😅 or even close?

[formal mortar]

They're called ovaries

[somber stream]

Those are eggs...

[formal mortar]

That's what male balls start as

[astral basin]

Remember nonexistent ladies. When asked how big it is. The answer is “bigger”

[marsh iris]

its balls that lays eggs

[formal mortar]

No, ovaries contain eggs

[tall grove]

Though jokes aside, trans women exist

[candid stratus]

considering that testicles are basically just external ovaries its not too far fetched to call them ladyballs

[twin flower]

Are we learning anatomy today chat?

[low hemlock]

yes

[twin flower]

Proceed

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck it teach them why guys have nipples

[formal mortar]

That's why your testes have to drop, because they were ovaries to begin with

[low hemlock]

Take Notes Class, This will be on the test tomorrow‼️

[marsh iris]

you kids should learn more facts from discord

[candid stratus]

no you are thinking of chickens

chickens contain eggs

[formal mortar]

Chicken eggs are just periods

[candid stratus]

Imagine if humans did that though

[somber stream]

Wait what the fuck, which mod pinned NG's message

It's based? Wth? Ally with the Femboys?

[candid stratus]

I think if I just laid an egg every month instead of having my internal organs shed themselves and fall out in a goopy mess I probably wouldnt mind having been born a woman, I'll stick to just being trans otherwise

[marsh iris]

lay egg, make breakfast

[candid stratus]

exactly, this guy gets it

[rocky radish]

I can just imagine the weirdos buying celeb eggs

[formal mortar]

NG pinned it himself

[somber stream]

Omelette is the superior form of egg

[somber stream]

Lies

[formal mortar]

I mean, it is laying an egg every month too.

[tall grove]

Oh yeah they absolutely would

[candid stratus]

I personally disagree because for some reason i can make an omlette out of a single egg and feel bloated just trying to eat half of it, but if I scramble up like 6 eggs I can down those fuckers in under a minute and still have room for more

[candid stratus]

1 million ordo dockets for a carton of sefoni eggs

[marsh iris]

i like sunny side up with crispy edges

[somber stream]

It's nature working as intended, balance your calories intake

[tall grove]

I prefer the yolk solid tbh

[formal mortar]

I'm gonna go make some sunnyside up eggs and put them on some toast

[candid stratus]

now i wanna make some scrambie eggs god damnit

[formal mortar]

Then go to sleep after eating it. Have a good one all

[twin flower]

Talking about food does that

[somber stream]

Have an eggcellent day

[long iron]

Ramen eggs are delicious.

[candid stratus]

also i like the versatility of scrambled eggs you can make them both savory and sweet, maple scrambled eggs are goated

[astral basin]

Ive been upping my calories
But. In icecream
…my bowel movements have been angry

[silver mango]

I wanna go home

I wanna go home and shoot le heretics

[twin flower]

Shoot heretics at work

[silver mango]

No that's apparently illegal

[candid stratus]

tertium, take me home

to the hive, where I belong

[marsh iris]

fair, each their own

[twin flower]

See how far you can get before a game over

[long iron]

Hm.

[gloomy tartan]

Fried potat make me smil

[tall grove]

Yep, everyone likes it their own way

[silver mango]

Ogryn ass sentence

[long iron]

Poached eggs in soy sauce, sugar and...forgot what else.

[tall grove]

Same

[tall grove]

Soy sauce and sugar?

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why I get along with ogryn

[silver mango]

Everyone gets along with Ogryn

[candid stratus]

my family thinks always from morning to evening potatos

my life is potato

[long iron]

Yes. There's some more to it but it's key in eggs for things like ramen.

[gloomy tartan]

Ogryn and cutthroat, we both smil from fried potat

[somber stream]

Preferably sugar syrup, but it's a valid way of eating, Japanese do that a lot

[astral basin]

Wait. Wait. WAIT
WTF ARE TBESE SCREWDRIVER SHIVS
HELLO? FATSHARK?? WTF IS THAT?? WHY IS THERE TWO???

[red orchid]

it's sharp garbage a crackhead made while high

[gloomy tartan]

Guys having nips is failure of the game design

[long iron]

Yeah, it's a shiv. Shivs can be anything.

[manic wyvern]

Hard boiled egg marinated in soy sauce fish sauce rice vinegar and chilis

[red orchid]

what did you expect, high carbon steel and leather grips

[little marten]

Is it still pinned lol

[gloomy tartan]

I like the nail gun cosmetic you get if you preorder the hive ganger scum

[silver mango]

Yes inquisitor this man right here

[gloomy tartan]

I thought you said flesh is weak

[long iron]

https://tenor.com/view/future-sensational-gif-22515704

[little marten]

My soft launch as new CM

[silver mango]

Flesh is weak, that is true

[marsh iris]

devs, give us lovehandles

[gloomy tartan]

See I got yo logical ass there

[formal mortar]

I have screenshot of it in case it goes away

[little marten]

True archivist scholar 🙏

[somber stream]

Gen-chat lore thickens

[formal mortar]

I will send you a copy

[astral basin]

Screw drivers
Theyre coiled spikes

[marsh iris]

i know dreg ragers have lovehandles but we want one too

[gloomy tartan]

Is everyone in Warhammer a fan of scented candles?

[astral laurel]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

I see a lot of candles on the Morningstar and the zealots

[twin flower]

Why candles

[silver mango]

If you knew what those candles were made of you would smell them less

[somber stream]

I prefer scented oil, myself

[astral laurel]

corpse wax?

[little marten]

Top 5 scents

[silver mango]

Yep

[astral laurel]

wooo hoo!

[somber stream]

Burned wood

[gloomy tartan]

I’m wearing a big ass ww1 ass gasmask

[twin flower]

Is paper just made out of human parchment

[low hemlock]

yea Especially The Nurgle Scented of Pestilence

[silver mango]

Ok krieger

[marsh iris]

tox bomber been tossing it at us

[twin flower]

It was a fart bomb all along

[gloomy tartan]

No it’s actually a steel legion flak helmet with parade polish

[silver mango]

I approve

[gloomy tartan]

I thought it looked neat 🙂

[little marten]

That’s based actually

[marsh iris]

carcinogen never smelled so good

[gloomy tartan]

Are the candles on the Morningstar and the zealots also made out of people?

[silver mango]

Probably

[twin flower]

Heh, where else do they come from

[gloomy tartan]

Damn they smell like burnt hair and pig I guess

[marsh iris]

fats make good candles, we got plenty of human corpses

[gloomy tartan]

The forge world of Bed bath and beyond

[somber stream]

It's very calming, try!

[twin flower]

Imagine being so decentized that its just normal now

[gloomy tartan]

Bed bath and beyond would be a forge world

[candid stratus]

Scented candles are very slaaneshi coded

[marsh iris]

fight club 40k but that sales person sells candles made of human fats

[silver mango]

Soaps are also made of people in 40k

[twin flower]

human water

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck is human water

[silver mango]

Did you know that it is possible to make candles and soaps out of people irl

Thank you nazis very cool

[candid stratus]

Sefoni tank water...

[twin flower]

water drained from humans

[silver mango]

Piss

[gloomy tartan]

That’s Mountain Dew, don’t you badmouth my goldfish I love her

[candid stratus]

How am I badmouthing her

[gloomy tartan]

You put a very dramatic …

lol

[marsh iris]

wouldnt sell well, knowing people dont hygiene here

[gloomy tartan]

I like your pfp

[jaunty path]

What do you guys think about when you laydown

[candid stratus]

tyty

[gloomy tartan]

Dinosaurs

[somber stream]

The Roman Empire

[silver mango]

Depression

[gloomy tartan]

What if the Roman Empire had dinosaurs

[candid stratus]

space marine players when you tell them to deepstrike a shower

[somber stream]

We'd still be speaking Latin, i reckon

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a state of mind for me not a coherent thought

[gloomy tartan]

We would sound so fucking fancy and based

[somber stream]

Latin is a nightmare to learn btw

[twin flower]

Pron

[marsh iris]

[silver mango]

Space marine players when I ask them why they like playing as big buff sweaty men

[arctic escarp]

bcz Im bi

[little marten]

What secrets do cats refuse to share with us

[gloomy tartan]

It’s in style at the time

[arctic escarp]

(I dont play space marine)

[twin flower]

Not even the first one?

[crisp yoke]

What I miss?

[silver mango]

Why not play as Mechanicus

The only faction in all of Warhammer to own a functioning air fryer

[jaunty path]

same

[jaunty path]

I like to put white noise on when I sleep

it makes my mind a bit more clear.

[silver mango]

The only white noise I need is the constant ringing in my ears I had since I was a kid

[somber stream]

Doktor?

[crisp yoke]

Hi Undyne

[jaunty path]

It's actually good for that

[twin flower]

Tinnitus?

[silver mango]

Yep

[crisp yoke]

You need a doctor?

[twin flower]

See a doctor brother

[somber stream]

The guy with the ringing ears does

[jaunty path]

most people have that yeah.

[silver mango]

I really should

[twin flower]

A brother?

[somber stream]

Bröther

[twin flower]

Brodir

[marsh iris]

brother doctor apothecary

[silver mango]

Brother may I have some corpse starch

[twin flower]

No brother, this is my corpse starch

[silver mango]

Brother you can share, I am famished

[fair bridge]

watching paddington for server movie night next week. i've heard people call it the greatest movie ever or something and i just do not get what's so crazy about it. it looks like it'll be sweet ig??

[marsh iris]

can a brother have some corpsenuggies

[somber stream]

You do server movie nights, and don't even think about pinging me? I thought we were friends

[gloomy tartan]

They told me the devil would be attractive…

[silver mango]

We also have twinktarii femboys

[little marten]

🐈

[fair bridge]

you are not in my server! the invite link is on my profile. you probably wouldn't like it though. there are girls in there.

[twin flower]

Why Paddington tho

[gloomy tartan]

Paddington is fucking based

[fair bridge]

idk it's not super long and it's got a cute little bear in it so i figured it's a safe bet

[somber stream]

I thought you meant Darktide server, considering where we currently are

[twin flower]

I learned what a Marmalade was thanks to paddington

[gloomy tartan]

Put respect on that fucking bears name! Paddington bear!

[fair bridge]

the VCs here are only limited to like 4 people + mods wouldn't like it

[marsh iris]

is it that bear with red hat and yellow raincoat that speaks english?

[fair bridge]

yeah

[twin flower]

Do horror movies

[gloomy tartan]

You have a server that watches movies?

[fair bridge]

link's on my profile

[twin flower]

My GM from diff game used to do it

[fair bridge]

i want to watch ghostwatch again, it's been a long time

[twin flower]

Was watching suggestions from everyone in the server, good time

[fair bridge]

on the server i used to run we'd get a couple dozen people to show up sometimes

[crisp yoke]

Yooo nice pfp

[twin flower]

Uhh, I'd say check out Last Shift, spoopy stuff

[crisp yoke]

What’s it from?

[somber stream]

There are 5 with 20+ people, and i've seen people streaming other games than Darktide there lol

[twin flower]

Think its a lot easier to control people if its from your own discord

[somber stream]

And the Barbie movie this one time too i think? Could be tripping

[primal tartan]

Where the rashuns at

[marsh iris]

hey thanks, its my vet

[gloomy tartan]

Did you know the dogs from lady and the tramp show up in 100 Dalmatians ?

[crisp yoke]

Nice!

[marsh iris]

you drew that krieg too?

[fair bridge]

oh yeah... well, i'm not hosting anything here. it'd be too chaotic + there are some liability concerns since this is an official(?) fatshark server. would rather show films to my nice normal peeps at my joint

[crisp yoke]

Nope, just grabbed it from the internet! I don’t have the artistic skills to draw my vet nor the confidence to ask someone

[gloomy tartan]

I like the krieg. I’d let a krieg date my daughter.

[twin flower]

You have a daughter?

[crisp yoke]

:3 howdy

[gloomy tartan]

I’m afraid of commitment. I mean cadia

[twin flower]

A candidate

[crisp yoke]

Glad you like me ^w^

[gloomy tartan]

If I had a daughter I would.

[somber stream]

Yeah nw, was just saying that you can lol. This do give me an idea however

[astral basin]

I just realized. I havent slept in a while. And im caffeinated on 400mg
No wonder i feel screwed

[primal tartan]

Lol

[crisp yoke]

I’ve not slept in a day, I’m running on Mountain Dew

[gloomy tartan]

Sadly my heart belongs to a lovely lady named CADIA…

[twin flower]

That is not good

[crisp yoke]

I’m perfectly fine!

[astral basin]

This hour marks 24

[marsh iris]

people always sharing their art no matter how they drew them in #darktide-fan-art , give it a shot

[fair bridge]

i think after paddington i'd like to stream some jackie chan classics like police story. i just found some criterion copies

[pine panther]

I sleep after drinking white monster drink

[primal tartan]

I got black coffee in my Yeti

[crisp yoke]

What would I even say….here’s my vet feel free to draw?

[gloomy tartan]

That sounds honestly good

[crisp yoke]

…kinda scared to ngl

[gloomy tartan]

I should do that. But then I’d have to screenshot on my Xbox and get the pic from the Xbox app and that sounds like work

[crisp yoke]

Thankfully I have one! You can use it if you want I suppose :p

[twin flower]

Watch your health Krieger, you shant die from excessive use of Mt. Dew

[little marten]

Rip brother

[gloomy tartan]

Wanna join a squad and look at how cool our outfits are 💅

[crisp yoke]

I’m pfecly fneeee

[twin flower]

Call the Medic

[gloomy tartan]

Remember Becky let me smash? Good meme

[marsh iris]

i mean some people would volunteer (if lucky) or do commissions, cool place to vibe

[crisp yoke]

Naaaaaaahhhh it’s okk

[twin flower]

That shit was spreading around my class during college

[crisp yoke]

…what should I say so I don’t come across as a jerk

[little marten]

Just demand

[crisp yoke]

But that would be mean

[marsh iris]

honestly i dont know, im no social butterfly

[crisp yoke]

I don’t wanna be mean

[crisp yoke]

Same 😭

[broken umbra]

just say u thought your goon would look cool on paper and wanted to throw it in there if anyone was inspired by drip

[gloomy tartan]

Why wouldn’t Becky let him smash tho

[twin flower]

Did that other birb had a name I cant rmember

[arctic escarp]

I mean youre basically asking for a freebie and it depends on who wants to do it

[gloomy tartan]

Ye but I can’t remember either

[twin flower]

Must have been a prick

[arctic escarp]

most artists...rather 90% of online artists wants compensation for their work

[marsh iris]

compensate deez

[little marten]

Charm them and get it for free duh

[somber stream]

I sometimes draw stuff for free around here

[gloomy tartan]

If ur character is hot ppl might draw it for free

[marsh iris]

you can demand from licht

[somber stream]

Don't have such free time anymore though

[gloomy tartan]

It’s the implications

[little marten]

Just use AI 😈

[broken umbra]

eeeevillll

[marsh iris]

i demand you have time for me to draw my veternan

[little marten]

My pic is AI sooo

[silver mango]

Abominable Intelligence spotted

Activate ball crusher mk.5

[fair bridge]

an artist joined my server lately - he's super good. won't take money commissions though since he can't get his paypal to work so he gets paid in like virtual currencies and shit like robux. horrible

[broken umbra]

gamemaster send 5 crusher hordes on this guy

[little marten]

I will write smut for aquilla’s

[somber stream]

There are people demanding i receive an outrageous amount of money for a simple sketch, yet i can't even find the time for that

[woven yoke]

[little marten]

And licht will illustrate it

[somber stream]

Maybe once i quit my job next year

[woven yoke]

I'm gonna get paid 16 tf2 keys for a drawing because my customer couldn't get PayPal without his parents knowing

[gloomy tartan]

Did we get your attention?

[woven yoke]

[little marten]

Draw me on fire for free and I won’t set myself on fire

[twin flower]

Draw me like one of your french girls

[gloomy tartan]

lifts my baguette

[woven yoke]

give me image perms as payment

[little marten]

Sure but product first perms after

[woven yoke]

very well

[astral basin]

Mmmmmm broiled nurgle gamer…

[somber stream]

Am i witnessing a crime in progress

[fair bridge]

i told him to do cash app and he said he preferred getting paid in gift cards 😭 maybe he's dodging taxes

[marsh iris]

draw me like one of your Hive Scum

[little marten]

Hustled 😈

[gloomy tartan]

Tax fraud is a pro gamer move

[astral basin]

Wait no thats roasted ng not broiled

[twin flower]

Eyo?

[gloomy tartan]

Whut the dog doing

[woven yoke]

one of the scum better sound like a girlfailure because I love Girlfailures

[twin flower]

wuh da dug doin

[astral basin]

Ng wants to get roasted. And im here for tge delusion of going home and passing out

[gloomy tartan]

You want a wahmen to sound like a wahmen? I think you’ll get what you want 👍🏼

[arctic escarp]

gonna play as male outlaw

gonna pretend Im cassian andor

[woven yoke]

I'd ask for steam giftcards but unfortunately different countries = different currencies

[silver mango]

Gonna play as a fem anarchist if I ever end up buying hivescum

[long trench]

Will be anarchist named Meat Bicycle

[woven yoke]

Girlfailure is a special flavour of women that a tourist like you can never understand

[gloomy tartan]

I like tall women. It’s a simple life. But it’s a honest one.

[fair bridge]

monero crypto might be ok?? i don't even know if it's even still doing well these days

[gloomy tartan]

I’m content

[woven yoke]

ew crypto I ain't touching that

[silver mango]

As someone who is "invested" in crypto

NO WE ARE NOT DOING FINE GET ME OFF THIS ACCURSED ROLLERCOASTER

[marsh iris]

pump it

[astral basin]

Dropped another 20%

[silver mango]

My dad made me buy bitcoin and it's currently 6k in the hole

[woven yoke]

I'm a cool person who likes cash and debit unlike those crypto sluts

[marsh iris]

just buy gold

[silver mango]

That was my plan

[fair bridge]

i simply trade gold coins

[silver mango]

But dad said no we buying bitcoin

[woven yoke]

bitcoin is only cool in tarkov

[gloomy tartan]

We should all trade in metals and precious jewels like dwarfs

[long trench]

I mean, bitcoin was going to fall eventually right? It has nothing backing it, its only value is in selling it, at which point the price has to fall when ppl sell. Or am i missing something?

[somber stream]

Oh no not the coin bros

[silver mango]

I don't know because whenever I try to ask my dad about crypto in general I get a 2 hour unskippable cutscene irl

[woven yoke]

yes get scammed when you're trying to buy gold but you get pyrite instead

[long trench]

not the unskippable cutscene

[gloomy tartan]

You know the lore 😮

Imagine if we could all tell the difference between metals by biting it

[woven yoke]

I know no dwarf lore I only read chemistry books

[gloomy tartan]

NERDDDDDDD

[astral basin]

Ngl. The main value in bitcoin is, has always been, someone putting in a crisp 20 and forgetting about it

[woven yoke]

says the dwarf nerd

[gloomy tartan]

I like the chemical thing for neon

[woven yoke]

dwarves are boring anyway they're just glorified midgets

[gloomy tartan]

Where the fuck does neon come from

[fair bridge]

blue chip stocks do that

[woven yoke]

only cool dwarves are the ones in DRG that's it

[fair bridge]

your bank also does that, just slower

[gloomy tartan]

Tell me where neon comes from magic chemistry wizard 😭

[woven yoke]

the periodic table

[gloomy tartan]

Do we suck neon gas vapors out of the earth

[marsh iris]

with boba straws

[woven yoke]

it's just in the air

[gloomy tartan]

How do we put it in neon signs do we catch it out of the air with a bag?

I’m assuming it’s some fancy machine

[woven yoke]

obviously

like what do you think we have a special organ for filtering out neon??

[gloomy tartan]

So we don’t have to worry about neon running out like helium?

Cuz helium is dead ass running out 🙁

[woven yoke]

that I can't tell

[marsh iris]

helium is running out and earth is going to sink 😔

[woven yoke]

I don't want to cause early panic of neon gas shortages because the seedy night clubs will run out of business

[gloomy tartan]

If it’s in the air I’ll hope it’s more plentiful and not at risk of running out

[gloomy tartan]

NOOOOOOO

[woven yoke]

nobody cares about the drinks, music, or STDs. They just care about the pretty lights

and no neon = no pretty lights

[gloomy tartan]

I know what to do, let’s compress neon into a solid brick of neon. Makes it better for transport

I would bite out of a brick of solid neon. Probably tastes like static

[woven yoke]

no you cannot compress a gas like that without dropping the temperature down low enough to turn neon into a solid

[gloomy tartan]

So a popsicle?

[woven yoke]

my guess is that it'll be much colder than a popsicle

[cerulean frost]

These temperatures are mighty fucking low.

[gloomy tartan]

The ultimate popsicle

[marsh iris]

anything can be solid with enough pressure, temperature just makes it easier

[woven yoke]

in the current temperature, neon is a gas, therefore we need to drop it down low enough so it could turn into a liquid and then further down into a block of solid neon

[mint gate]

When did chat get an education in physics/chemistry

[gloomy tartan]

Is drinking neon easier than biting solid neon?

[lethal solstice]

-250 ish C

[marsh iris]

wheres that chart of elements pressure/temperature state

[gloomy tartan]

Is neon bad for humans?

[woven yoke]

I dissed a dwarf nerd and now we're here in chemistry class so take a goddamn seat

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not a dwarf nerd. Fuck dwarfs lol

[mint gate]

Naw I already took O chem, I don’t wanna hear more

[woven yoke]

technically yes but you'll freeze your throat over and die a painful death

[gloomy tartan]

What if it tastes gud

[marsh iris]

but the coolest thing to see is water at supercritical state

[woven yoke]

you'll still freeze to death because taste has nothing to do with it

[gloomy tartan]

Water floating in space makes my monkey brain 🧠 go brrrrrrrr

[gloomy tartan]

Your as logical as those tinnys

[woven yoke]

that just means I'm smart

[mint gate]

Couple of nerds

[gloomy tartan]

Your pfp is meatcanyon I know what you are

[woven yoke]

why do you think I'm a beloved greyname of Nurgle Gamer?

[woven yoke]

as if you're not nerdy about something yourself and I bet it's worth making fun of

[mint gate]

I’ve got an education in neuroscience I guess

[gloomy tartan]

I’m the biggest Godzilla nerd

[woven yoke]

nerd

[arctic escarp]

nerd!!! (slur)

[arctic shoal]

Mods asleep, post Morrow

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

Tyranids smell

[arctic shoal]

[crisp yoke]

I’m awake

Half feel asleep what did I miss?

[river elbow]

They have awoken.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s shaking so fast lol

[twin flower]

Mori

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like a fever dream lmao, vibrating fast as fuc l

[marsh iris]

would be cool if Hive scum got a loose leash cosmetic

[gloomy tartan]

Do you want your name on your leash too?

[arctic escarp]

hot

[crisp yoke]

Anything interesting happen while I was half asleep?

[arctic escarp]

nope

[marsh iris]

running around with a leash around the neck flailing about

[cerulean frost]

We had a talk about chemistry and neon.

[twin flower]

Like sum mad dog

[gloomy tartan]

They did the thing crazy style on you while you slept

[gloomy tartan]

Everyone loves neon

[crisp yoke]

What?

[twin flower]

Dont worry about it

[silver mango]

Chat I drew something in #darktide-fan-art

[gloomy tartan]

The safety dance

[crisp yoke]

Ok

[woven yoke]

you missed a chemistry class with yours truly

[gloomy tartan]

They taught us about neon and freezing shitc

Science is an amazing world of wonder

[cerulean frost]

Also, not all neon signs have just neon in them, from what I know. Sometimes, it can be argon or xenon.

[gloomy tartan]

Expand

[cerulean frost]

(Expands)

[gloomy tartan]

Thank you for expanding

[arctic escarp]

i want a cowboy hat for the hive ganger

[woven yoke]

whats inside doesn't really matter as long as lights pretty

[cerulean frost]

True and real

[gloomy tartan]

I wanted more details and you gave them by expanding thank you

[cerulean frost]

You are welcome.

[gloomy tartan]

can you mix the gases?

[gloomy tartan]

Does the diff gasses make dif color?

[woven yoke]

I do know metals affect the colour of things like fireworks

[cerulean frost]

Yes. Some atoms have a different glow when energized.

[gloomy tartan]

Metal? Really? Tf? Like tiny ammounts can cause color?

[cerulean frost]

When burned, certain metals give off a certain color.

[gloomy tartan]

Neat 😮

[cerulean frost]

Like if you toss shavings of copper into a flame, the shavings shall burst into blue-green flames iirc.

[gloomy tartan]

That’s fucking cool

[marsh iris]

what if you toss your shavings

[gloomy tartan]

I like how if you knew science back in the day you basically were magic and could freak people the fuck out

[woven yoke]

yup the different colours in the firework explosions are because of metals

[woven yoke]

copper is blue, ferum is green

[gloomy tartan]

What colors would a person firework be? Since we have iron?

[woven yoke]

we don't have enough to blow up green

probably

[gloomy tartan]

So if you got a bunch of skeletons togetehr we could make human fireworks?

[mint gate]

Red mist

[last scarab]

Technically yes, bones explode when they get too hot

[gloomy tartan]

So enough skeletons and we can have green fireworks in darktide ?

[cosmic burrow]

Then play psyker

[woven yoke]

but I doubt they can burst into colours

[last scarab]

This is also true

[arctic escarp]

but not hive ganger

[marsh iris]

i swear imperium would make lots of different shit out of people

[gloomy tartan]

What if we gathered and compressed a lot tho

[mint gate]

The imperium makes food and slaves out of dead people

[last scarab]

No colors, just shattering bones

[gloomy tartan]

How many skeletons would it take to make a rainbow 🌈

[woven yoke]

the ratio between bone and calcium I believe still wont work

[gloomy tartan]

Aww…

[woven yoke]

because iron is in the blood not the bone

[last scarab]

The only way it would be colored is if we found a way to sneak coloring into the bone marrow

[gloomy tartan]

I thought we had iron in our bones too or someshit

[last scarab]

Iron in our blood

[woven yoke]

assuming the ignition doesn't burn the dye, probably

[gloomy tartan]

wtf is Bone marrow thenc

[woven yoke]

the jelly like thing inside your bone

[marsh iris]

boil the blood until its burnt and extract the iron i suppose, that way you can be a lemun russ

[last scarab]

You have to kill on average 300 people to make a sword with the iron in people’s blood

[gloomy tartan]

Wait yeah what if we extract the iron from a bunch of bodies then can we make human fireworks

[woven yoke]

ineffecient, just keep 1 vegetable prisoner and bloodlet em every now and then

[mint gate]

Kill 300 people for 1 firework sounds… doable

[last scarab]

But if I murder enough heretics I can make a sword out of blood

[ripe tangle]

Why do they need to be in a vegetative state? and why not be more efficient and have like 10 of them chained together?

[gloomy tartan]

How many dead rejects would it take to make fireworks with their iron

[woven yoke]

I know for a fact you can definitely kill 300 people with a firework

[woven yoke]

because they'll be conscious enough to find a way out eventually while a vegetable is immobile and unable to think

[ripe tangle]

I’m pretty sure my basement is impossible to escape.