general-chat

[timber elk]

Yeah but it’s better than the inquisition

[dapper trench]

I HAVE VERMINTIDE 2 NOW

[novel marlin]

Nah, 40K all the way

HH mirrored from fantastic with a few duds to duds with a few fantastic after A Thousand Sons hit the NYT best sellers list

[carmine steppe]

Hmmm I disagree

[timber elk]

GUYS LOOK ITS A GOTH GIRL TECH-PRIEST

(Or whatever someone would say)

[dapper trench]

FOR FUCKING FREE

[languid hazel]

They should add felinids to Darktide. It’d make the Emprah very happy :3

[novel marlin]

Wait till you find out about children’s toy clown servitors

[timber elk]

Throws cat nip in her direction

[patent cloud]

Space Skaven in darktide trust

[vivid sequoia]

I- oh uh Uhm um I'm actaully a guy tho

[languid hazel]

dives at the cat nip and begins rolling around in it

[timber elk]

Oh than a goth femboy tech priest (or whatever someone would say)

[vivid sequoia]

I was just saying that cause I spent the however past many hours idk haveing a brakedown blegh raah human emotions fuuun

[timber elk]

Your greed sickens me

Is it just me or is like…a lot of tech priests are femboys?

[vivid sequoia]

Shhh-

[novel marlin]

Ah that sucks homie

But not as much as life sucks for Gambol the Clown Servitor

[timber elk]

What you mean shhh!?!!

[novel marlin]

(Real actual thing from the Bookkeepers Skull)

[vivid sequoia]

Shhh sh-shut the fuck up okay not alotta people know okay well alota people know but the higher ups don't know

[timber elk]

So who cares!?

[wispy wadi]

All the Techpriest fans here are femboys

[vivid sequoia]

If they find out then no more femboys

[stuck wasp]

Adept (Dark Heresy) work for Rp games, there aren't really any rp part here

[vivid sequoia]

To be a twink and praise the machine god is the way

[wispy wadi]

Twinkies

[novel marlin]

Tech Priests are NB as sin

Who cares about gender, it’s fleshy and weak, not like machines, which are strong and sensuous or some Admech chicanery

[vivid sequoia]

Become the machine gods vessel

[timber elk]

NO MACHINE CAN COMPARE TO THE GREATNESS OF THE HUMAN BODY 🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[vivid sequoia]

I fucking love Twinkies

[wispy wadi]

But techpriest are all about Binary

[languid hazel]

Nah tech priests would be very binary. They speak binary ffs

[timber elk]

throws more cat nip in her direction to distract her so she doesn’t cause chaos

[carmine steppe]

Uhhhh not really, most of them are really old flesh bags that are still alive by a bunch of technology

[novel marlin]

PREACH ZEALOT! PREACH WITH FIRE AND BLADE!

[daring surge]

YOU ARE A FELINID GIRL!?1

[languid hazel]

:3
takes several big sniffas of the catnip and melts

[vivid sequoia]

I meeaaan iiddk have youu seen the techpreist playsdmech of the week?

[carmine steppe]

Like they are ugly, weird nerd priests that have an obsession over technology

[wispy wadi]

Ey, who you calling ugly

[timber elk]

I mean. You guys rust pretty fast

[languid hazel]

Yus :3

[timber elk]

Your just now finding out?

[carmine steppe]

Few people can be called beautiful in 40k

[ocean widget]

you blind
it says they're a grill

[wispy wadi]

Hadron is the peak of physical apperance

[daring surge]

can i add you?
gulp 😳

[vivid sequoia]

The ones that don't take care of them selfs do

[timber elk]

throws a chair

[daring surge]

YES AND FELINID!!1

[wispy wadi]

Glorp out here going for them abhumans

[ocean widget]

ok missus isnt online so
they arent going to rust because they dont shower or get damp in any way

[novel marlin]

Wait till he finds out about the Tall Queens

[vivid sequoia]

We twinkarii know how to take care of our skincare and machine oil care

[wispy wadi]

Blessed Oils or something amiright

[timber elk]

Shut the fuck up 🫵

I don’t ever wanna hear “twinkarii” ever again

[carmine steppe]

Damn I can't wait for Dark Heresy and the dlc of Rogue Trader where you go to Trazyns infinite Vault

[final herald]

Twinkarii

why

[vivid sequoia]

Speaking of anyone have an wd40

[timber elk]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[novel marlin]

Is that a spoiler for one of the endings of the game?

[carmine steppe]

No, it's a dlc

[wispy wadi]

Next DLC has Trazyn

[vivid sequoia]

Yes? No?

[ocean widget]

DLC is focused around british robot vault

[novel marlin]

I meant that you go because Trazyn pokeballs you

Like that’s how your game ends

[wispy wadi]

You do not get my wd40, begone you oil digger

[split mauve]

i imagine the trazyn dlc won't be postgame

[wispy wadi]

I need it to spray door hinges and stuff

[ocean widget]

"Delve into a secret vault curated by Trazyn the Infinite himself. Discover Trazyn’s obsession with the Von Valancius dynasty, and choose whether to disrupt or fulfill his plans. Explore a glimpse of his fabled collection, claim priceless relics, and face off against guardians that defy understanding. A new companion joins your retinue with a distinct combat style that reshapes battlefield tactics. This expansion brings a new questline, a new mechanic — implants — that can be used strategically in battle, and a deeper dive into Necron conflicts."

[vivid sequoia]

Fine then

[novel marlin]

I was making a joke about going to the vault once and never coming out because Trazyn has that vibe

[split mauve]

damn do we get a necron as a companion

[wispy wadi]

lolno

[split mauve]

would be so funny

[novel marlin]

You mean Steve the Guardsman?

He’s definitely not a Necron

[river elbow]

Lex.

[wispy wadi]

Gonna be some heretek who plugs weird stuff into their ports

[vivid sequoia]

I want my lil mech k.a.t thing or whatever their called don't admechs or skitari like there's a popular non cannon headcanon they'll make lil robocats

Things if they feel lonely or etc

[novel marlin]

I think the Kasrkin kit has one

[vivid sequoia]

Yk what I'm talking about tho right?

[novel marlin]

If they’re feeling lonely they should just remove that part of their brain and replace it with a computer that doesn’t feel lonely

[vivid sequoia]

Soooo truuueee

[novel marlin]

Yeah, like the Squat technomites

[vivid sequoia]

But yk the thingy I was talking about right? What their name again

[wooden creek]

C.A.T units

[novel marlin]

Oh it’s not in the Kasrkin pictures

[vivid sequoia]

Yeess

[wooden creek]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/kill-team-imperial-navy-breachers-2024 Navy Breachers have them

[carmine steppe]

Here's the thing with Owlcat games dlc, they are either standalone adventures (like pathfinder wrath of the righteous) or they are add-ons during the regular campaign

Most of the time they are not meant to be played after the game ends, which kinda annoys me personally

[ocean widget]

all of RTs dlc is directly tied into the main campaign

[carmine steppe]

These crpg are so huge in size and a big time sink which I'm fine with, but I don't really wanna replay the entire game to get to the dlcs

[ocean widget]

so given the way thats done, likely that'll be the same for the last 2 dlc

[carmine steppe]

Yeah exactly, which means I will just wait until the dlcs are out and then play it from start to finish

I don't like playing multiple runs of crpgs, or most games really. Unless that's the whole point

[vivid sequoia]

Yes I want one I need one

[twin flower]

A fucking burster got me thru an already moving elevator

ruined the whole run ftw, FS PLS

[carmine steppe]

I hate when you have no opportunity to deal with them

[twin flower]

I think normally you'd be safe and all that, we were already pretty far up the ground now I think but it got me anyway

[chilly glade]

Tbh I would gladly never complain about burster jank again if trappers just couldn't net me through walls/floors

[twin flower]

I was downed prior so it just insta killed me

[vivid sequoia]

Trust me y'all should listen to he absolute banger I sent in #darktide-pics-vids

Absolute banger

[twin flower]

and its by Sabaton lmao

[vivid sequoia]

Absalute cinema

[digital kestrel]

Felinid hivers would be OP cons: the ogryn wants to pet you

[vivid sequoia]

How is that a con?

[languid hazel]

The Ogryn usually fear me >:3

[wide breach]

me watching the two lasgun vets somehow shoot everything (crushers included) but miss every sniper, dog and trapper
bro these ppl have to be a different species

[vivid sequoia]

Alex Jones should be a drougndnet in the 40k universe just see what he do

[languid hazel]

Related tangent, given that GW hasn’t released any serious Felinid lore, let alone images, it is just as likely they are stereotypical cat girls as they are freaks of nature :3

[languid hazel]

You mean a dreadnought?

[abstract kestrel]

this is the grim darkness of the far future

[vivid sequoia]

Yes I made a typo kill me

[abstract kestrel]

felinids are abominations

[languid hazel]

Nah, was just checking was all. We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo haldron-44

[novel marlin]

It’s the have you ever read ‘of mice and men’?

Imagine that but…ogryn

[vivid sequoia]

But headpats...

[novel marlin]

Thunder cats is just as likely as Aslan

[woven salmon]

why is ppl review bombing the game???

[surreal ermine]

fuck that man ogryns dont know their own strength those mfs would cave in your skull on accident

[novel marlin]

They’re lame

[languid hazel]

Because people are silly :3

[woven salmon]

I dont see a propper reason to do that

[vivid sequoia]

Cause people are morons and review bomb a game anytime they do anything they don't like

[surreal ermine]

actual temper tantrum about not getting the class they wanted

[vivid sequoia]

Cause there isnt one

[woven salmon]

getting the class they wanted??? as if fatshark should be reading minds or something

[languid hazel]

Look I would have preferred an admech class but I’m happy with hive scum based on the dev blogs. I’m sure it’ll be a lot of fun

[vivid sequoia]

Boo womp

[woven salmon]

honestly people doesnt understand how much work goes in to making a fucking game

[quick osprey]

Good morning rejects

[woven salmon]

I dont care wich class i get, Im glad Im getting one.

[languid hazel]

G’meowning Kaiser :3

[surreal ermine]

yeah i wanted admech but i aint pissing my pants over not getting it, scum seems like itll be fun enough

[vivid sequoia]

You I like you see you have comme Sense not alot of people do

Yk despite haveing thanks giving people still can't just fuckin appreciate what they get

[lusty estuary]

new class should've been a skink. FUCK this game...

[languid hazel]

This too. Genuinely just happy we’re getting anything at all. Game dev is hard and a lengthy process.

[quick osprey]

UwU g'meowning I like that

[vivid sequoia]

YEESSS

[woeful oasis]

I look forward to the mission report saying "Local tweaker beats daemonhost with rusty crowbar"

[vivid sequoia]

Everage tweaker tweaking

[quick osprey]

Oh yeah for sure. Hive scum is gonna be a blast just for the memes alone

[languid hazel]

Yes!

[lusty estuary]

surely the beasts of nurgle have a low tolerance for stimms. fat shark let me inject the cartel stimms into my enemies

[languid hazel]

I have so many names for my hive scum already floating in my noggin

[woeful oasis]

Aside from the jokes, I do like the stim sharing thing as a team buffer

[quick osprey]

As a huge skirmisher enjoyer the high risk style suits me just fine

NTM the cosmetics are gonna go hard

[languid hazel]

They better give us more cosmetics than arby

[tall grove]

I mean to each their own. I just prefer proper armour plating over any other clothing type (bloodborne fits excluded ofc)

[quick osprey]

I'm sure we're gonna get wild with em. Arby's are the cops so it makes sense they have a strict uniform enforcement code

[plucky talon]

I'm not mad about scum at all I just wanna see some gameplay already

[languid hazel]

I wanna see the full talent tree

[quick osprey]

Hell yeah that's why we listen to morrow

[fallow meadow]

what's the most efficient thing to buy with melkbucks to turn them into plasteel

[novel marlin]

Is this The Boys?

[languid hazel]

Whatever is cheapest. Also plasteel is stupid easy to get from missions

[abstract kestrel]

im mad, i really wanted a mechanicus class

[lusty estuary]

in terms of actually getting the most mats out of whatever you're buying with the milk carton cardboard tokens it would probably just be buying any of the mystery weapons but sour milk coins should just be dumped into curios regardless

the only way to really try and gamble for a 17% toughness curios outside of the biggest gambling scheme of them all which is waiting for something to happen

[somber stream]

Playing Dispatched finally, did not expect Moistcritikal

[elder merlin]

It is funny though

[tall grove]

Nah morrow wouldn’t lie

[somber stream]

Feeling right at home as a Helldiver with all these arrows

[delicate smelt]

The Arbites reveal trailer was way cooler than the Hive Scum reveal trailer. Music was pretty tight though

[inland mantle]

Bigger budget for it I would assume

[twin flower]

Scoom

[delicate smelt]

Music sounds like that one video of the dancing beans while it says bad things the united states has done

The killer bean video

This
https://youtu.be/-uQtV5QcM14?si=oAciUdST1bfVNkcM

https://youtu.be/wZetaKE7KQo?t=13

[inland mantle]

US government being awful no surely not

[elder merlin]

US government commiting crimes against humanity every other day

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/sfm-soldier-tf2-meme-american-gif-24728385

[ancient violet]

Where do I begin?

[elder merlin]

The beginning

[inland mantle]

😔

[daring surge]

hey girls

[ancient violet]

Ok so

When the first colonists arrived, they loved digging the graves of natives to steal their possessions

[inland mantle]

See you all in 3 mins when their done typing

[daring surge]

what the girls doing

[inland mantle]

Girls arent real dont gaslight me

[ancient violet]

Women AMIRITE

[twin flower]

Femboys are where its at

[daring surge]

true true
except for felinid girls

[tall grove]

True lmfao it’s just one big corporation

[tall grove]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[ancient violet]

The entire US govt is just 7 billionaires sending a fake trillion dollars back and forth to one another

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-grenade-truth-nuke-gif-6248133608324632914

[twin flower]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/free-thinkers-red-light-skeleton-gif-26176619

[tall grove]

So-called “free thinkers” when I tell them to hand over their money at gunpoint

[daring surge]

oh? what type of crimes do the american government do these days? please inform me im an outsider im actually european

[cold stone]

@coral goblet 11: Do not discuss politics or engage in discussions on real world events that are likely to be provocative or incite divisive discourse.

[tall grove]

Bros a hall monitor lmao

[inland mantle]

Damn it's over

[daring surge]

fr

[elder merlin]

[daring surge]

sniff glue

[ancient violet]

Who TF is Captain Kentucky?

[daring surge]

im bored, wanna cop a sniff?

[inland mantle]

First mod they saw I guess

[twin flower]

One of the Wardens looks like

[daring surge]

the DLC should have been out yesterday im trying to play

[inland mantle]

Is he Captain Kentucky because he is or because Captain Kentucky is them

[twin flower]

[ancient violet]

Also I don't think discussing factual information is political

[wintry anchor]

[twin flower]

Gets some people heated over it I guess lmao

[tall grove]

And yet people argue them anyway lmao

[ancient violet]

It reminds me that time someone tried to pull out the rule 11 card out because someone was talking about HTR 💀

[twin flower]

Whats that

[ancient violet]

Guys, we need to debate if hormone treatment is real or not

[daring surge]

what are the facts? im so confused. are america ok?

[ancient violet]

No 😔

[twin flower]

Amooricans

[inland mantle]

Damn next they'll say the earth isnt flat

[tall grove]

Not at all, no. They’re devolving fast

[daring surge]

but why not

[tall grove]

Mods??????? Rule 11??????????

[daring surge]

into what. you guys are doing me a mass confusion just say it already

[ancient violet]

Santa Deniers beware 😈

[tall grove]

Fascism

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-turning-into-ash-gif-5170814802321083685

[daring surge]

i dont even know what that means

you nerds are too politically active thats how you become unhappy

[tall grove]

Just look it up brochacho

[daring surge]

aight. MWAH!

[inland mantle]

Dog I play DT pubs yea I'm gonna be unhappy

Or in this case cat

[ancient violet]

It basically means:

"Wow, things are really going to shit, I can barely work for a living, I can't afford rent, I have severe mental problems I can't fix because I have no money, and I probably won't be able to ever retire."

"Must be the twinks' fault 😡"

[daring surge]

just glide through auric, easy

[daring surge]

didnt americans always have 4 part time jobs to be able to afford rent? im hearing nothing new

[tall grove]

Yeah yeah I get that billionaires control 99 % of the wealth and hoard it all along with the government, but there’s poor people using food stamps for Oreos! Oreos!

[twin flower]

Depressing

[tall grove]

Very

[daring surge]

notice how there is a recession every 15-20 years in america? food for thought

[twin flower]

As a kid I used to think USA was like the place to go, now am more and more terrified of it lmao

[daring surge]

thats to you orcka

[ancient violet]

I'm not sure how this is relevant to what I said 💀

[inland mantle]

Thinking outside the box

[ancient violet]

🎁

[daring surge]

well why do you think people are always struggling and who do you think controls a recession

[ancient violet]

The twinks

[inland mantle]

Damn

[daring surge]

a recession is a tool that the elite uses to keep everyone down in the gutter

[lusty estuary]

speaking as someone who is really only able to afford groceries because i was lucky enough to be accepted for the snap program people who complain about that latter bit always frustrate me. the restrictions for food stamps are so arbitrary and it's like yknow what man who cares if poor people buy unhealthy snack foods. if the government isn't going to let them buy a hot meal every once and a while

[ancient violet]

The "elite" are the twinks right?

[daring surge]

its 100% manmade

[daring surge]

correct, and they're thicc

[inland mantle]

Whos asking

[tall grove]

Lord forbid someone down on their luck doesn’t feel miserable

[lusty estuary]

no but you don't understand when i see a poor person drinking soda i enter a blind rage and hurt myself and others

[low hemlock]

wait until u find out how many people who got money waste food on a daily basis

[tall grove]

So truuuue like they have no right to be happy! Thats only for billionaires like daddy zuck while we wait for it to trickle down!

[low hemlock]

me no think it will “trickle down” pal

[inland mantle]

Start thinking harder then

[daring surge]

gulp

[tall grove]

No no it will. You dare criticize daddy zuck and the other bajillionare overlords?

[ancient violet]

https://youtu.be/QqRp4MJ9iTY?si=bxQHjnahJ5hmbh7g

[daring surge]

me

[low hemlock]

yes cuz i’m one of em

[tall grove]

Ts like a brand for gooners

[inland mantle]

Well we are in goon chat...

[low hemlock]

She’s old

[tall grove]

ZAMN she’s 400?!?

[lusty estuary]

centuries of experience

[twilit perch]

<@&735928989146939404> inappropriate emotes here.

[lusty estuary]

IT'S THE COPS SCATTER

[inland mantle]

Damn youre done

[tall grove]

Buddy a hall monitor

[delicate smelt]

How did it go from talking about the U.S to gooning there's something seriously wrong with you people

[inland mantle]

First time

[delicate smelt]

Second time 😔

[wispy wadi]

Fuck did I miss todays Shizo poster?

[low hemlock]

Aint no way vro just called in the Wardens! Is he serious!?!

[twilit perch]

I am yes.

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-grenade-truth-nuke-gif-6248133608324632914

[stark bobcat]

It's general chat, they already had imbed removed for the same topics

[wispy wadi]

[tall grove]

Petty ahh mf. You know that they’re almost certainly not removing that, right?

[twilit perch]

I can dream.

[wispy wadi]

Honestly me when a Ogryn is inspecting his rock in the elevator:

[blazing ibex]

Even with the embeds removed, I've seen worse lmao

[tall grove]

Oh boy we got a puritan on our hands

[lusty estuary]

braindeadcockthinker is the funniest emote ever though so i think it's okay

[twilit perch]

Yes you do.

[low hemlock]

Dont worry pal
Little vro Swennils just jelly cuz me like like Hadron

[tall grove]

Then you’re not gonna have a good time here lmao

[twilit perch]

I don’t usually look here, I just hate people.

[inland mantle]

Real

[wispy wadi]

Please check in more often, this has potential to be a regular laugh.

[delicate smelt]

Does Space Marine 2 have Chaos Marine cosmetics yet or no

[low hemlock]

Watch out Ladz we got a T O U G H guy over here
🥶💦 💦

[lusty estuary]

not yet

[delicate smelt]

Oh brother

[wispy wadi]

In PvP? You never gonna get it in PvE Cinematic integrety and all that

[twilit perch]

I am the fun police.

[delicate smelt]

Yeah in PvP

Was watching the Year 2 roadmap again and I saw it had some free chaos marine cosmetics like removing the sleeve off a khornate

[delicate smelt]

And a new helmet for iron legion or whatever tf it's called

[twilit perch]

Yup.

[low hemlock]

blud thinks hes the arbites 💔🥀🥀🥀

[wispy wadi]

What really sends me is the name branded pfp and the nickname that is almost certainly just a clear name without the space in between

[twilit perch]

Idk. It seemed boring, why I like it.

[tall grove]

Bro thinks he’s sigma

[twilit perch]

No I don’t.

[lapis night]

There is no bigger hard on for me than killing three ragers in one swing with the heavy chainsword

[inland mantle]

Ong?

[quartz kiln]

Efficiency!

[lapis night]

Well my wifes tits but its a close second

[wispy wadi]

Emperor forbid anyone uses the Chainsword special though

[lusty estuary]

the heavy chainsword frankly should rank higher

[lapis night]

I love it, it feels so raww

[tall grove]

I use it for crushers

[quartz kiln]

If you're not constantly revving that thang why even get outta the dropship?

[tall grove]

Heavi evi is GOATED 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[lusty estuary]

fat shark can you add the chainsaw that priests have in dawn of war

[wispy wadi]

Can we get a Chainstaff?

[wispy wadi]

Make the little "thump" melee Psykers have actually do something

[lapis night]

Me when I’m REVING MY CHAINSWORD and I see an enemy

[twilit perch]

Like a chainglaive?

[lapis night]

If we get a power glaive I will sacrifice @delicate smelt to the great horned rat as thanks

[quartz kiln]

THE MACHINE HAS A BIG BIG THIRST FOR HERETIC BLOOD

[lusty estuary]

i'm sure there's a chainglaive in the 40k universe but whenever i hear someone talking about one i just think about the staff skorge had in gears of war

fat shark add skorge as a playable character for darktide

[quartz kiln]

We deserve chainsaw bayonet, as a treat

[lapis night]

I unironically pray to my work laptop before work, so far I have had no issues with it. The mechanicus may be onto something

[tall grove]

Based and mechaniCUMpilled

[lusty estuary]

computers are all the chained essences of demons anyways applied daemonology is the foundation of all modern technology so if you talk to them it works better

[inland mantle]

Talked to my PC it now owns my soul

[quartz kiln]

Machines, plants, animals. Everything accepts our gift of gab

[wispy wadi]

Accept deez

[low hemlock]

Watch out Pal, or else Mr. Danger @twilit perch Dan will call the WARDENS on you for bad words!

[elder merlin]

Nah, the week after next

[twilit perch]

Ok.

[quartz kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-i-accept-approve-thumbs-up-acceptance-gif-10082274

[tall grove]

N-no please anyone but him 😨

[lusty estuary]

boy I sure do love trapping demons in microscopic silicon megastructures to do my bidding, I sure hope nothing goes wrong...

[lapis night]

Yes

[elder merlin]

Who made that profile picture btw?

[lusty estuary]

kiergane on instagram, and also bluesky i think

[ancient violet]

Mods are monitoring this entire convo

We about to get Thanos snapped soon 😔

[low hemlock]

Swennils is built like that mf

Randall Weems from the Show Recess

Watch out and make sure to be in your B E S T behavior everyone‼️😰

[inland mantle]

Damn been nice knowing yall 😭

[ancient violet]

Pretty smart on them tbh

If they ban us too soon, then they will miss the lurkers

[tall grove]

Nah, I’d win

[lapis night]

Woah, Really?

[lusty estuary]

there are 7000 people in general chat and i will protect them all.

[ancient violet]

Idk when the Hive Scum got released I kinda wanted Thanos to come in 😈

[nimble valley]

I won't let you protect me. I refuse.

[daring surge]

gulp

[tall grove]

“Seven thousand people on this earth and you still single?” “Seven thousand people and I will protect them all”

[daring surge]

why is it thicc and sweaty

[tall grove]

Gyat

[low hemlock]

[nimble valley]

So you would question it.

[ancient violet]

Fr tho, where is the thicc shark at?

[lapis night]

My buddy is dutch, this is his sticker not mine

[daring surge]

MWAH! lemme give you a quick peck sassy

[low hemlock]

look up pal 🥶

[wispy wadi]

Reminds me how in another server someone was going full shizo and how all the 20k people in the server not actively chatting are watching right now and laughing

[inland mantle]

That's half the fun here

[daring surge]

i like your buddy Dutch. cool name too

[lapis night]

This mine though

[tall grove]

Didn’t that happen here like a week ago?

[wispy wadi]

Might have I see unsettling many people with that same server in here

[nimble valley]

Fatshark, once again I am asking you to release Havoc tiers 41-80.

[ancient violet]

Lurkers need to be vetted, change my mind

[inland mantle]

They come out but you can only partyfind them no vc

[lapis night]

Smoking that Gorka Morka Waggh supreme

[nimble valley]

https://tenor.com/view/brutal-metal-metalocalypse-dethklok-nathan-gif-9219183

[wispy wadi]

No lurkers in servers is how I got screenshots off the same shizo and their group calling me Muslim Santa in their private server That was quite funny.

[ancient violet]

They can't

Because if they make Havoc any harder, the entire player base that isn't cracked will be trapped in malice

[lapis night]

BRUH

[wispy wadi]

I still don't get where the Muslim part came from I think it was random racism

[low hemlock]

Somebody plz hive yhis robot Karnak twins with a side of plauge ogryn, chaos spawn and beast of nurgle spawning all at the same time‼️

[wispy wadi]

People are so hateful. At least do it in public. So the lurkers get to see it too.

[inland mantle]

And dont forget 82 trappers pls

[thorny plinth]

E

[tall grove]

Schizophrenia assumedly

[low hemlock]

with Squadron of crusherz and scab ragers

[wispy wadi]

3 Krak grenades vs the world

[ancient violet]

Waiter waiter !

Crash my game please! 😋

[wispy wadi]

If you just aim good they gonna take out all the crushers

[thorny plinth]

The nades win

[lapis night]

You look like you have good stories to tell by the campfire

[low hemlock]

“ Gotch Pal throwin box of grenades!”

[lusty estuary]

mfw i've gotten to havoc rank 100 and now we just fightin plaguebearers and its over

[inland mantle]

H101 your fighting Nurgle himself

[lapis night]

It joeover

[wispy wadi]

I would run grenade box on ogryn if I did not fear to actually hurt someones feelings

[ancient violet]

I want them to bring back the tiny boss modifiers

[thorny plinth]

Next is a great unclean one

[ancient violet]

Was actually the funniest shit in the world seeing a chaos spawn that size of a puppy jumping around

[wispy wadi]

Can it still grab?

[ancient violet]

Yes

[lusty estuary]

its like how you can catch glimpses of the chaos gods in the distance during survival battles in total war warhammer 3 you just look up and nurgle is staring down at you

[lapis night]

Kugath my beloved

[nimble valley]

Okay Fatshark, second request. Can the Mortis Trials and release the Darktide version of Chaos Wastes. I BEG YOU.

[inland mantle]

You'll get the wish.com version and be happy

[thorny plinth]

Yes

[tall grove]

Is there a screenshot of that?

[ancient violet]

Yeah but where do we go?

[inland mantle]

Home

[lusty estuary]

https://youtu.be/WNvxlNnqYaw?si=WrVvQ300qBT7hopo

[ancient violet]

SOMEBODDDDEEYYY

[tall grove]

Thanks!

[ancient violet]

Me witnessing horrors beyond comprehension

I just comprehend it

[wispy wadi]

"i can comprehend this horrible tentacle ripping insides out and replacing my spine just fine"

[lusty estuary]

this shit ain't nothing to me man

[azure cobalt]

So will we ever fight the cultist leader in the desert wastland where we relign the huge dish?

[obtuse oak]

Yeah lets not use that one again

[nimble valley]

Havoc missions 1-1000000. Final tier is the Emperor and you only get 1 HP, 30 seconds to complete the mission, and there are several armies of hyper super stimmed EVERYTHING between you and him.

Also you are Level 1 with only a base knife, no ranged weapon and must do it solo.

[lapis night]

Okay but like smash or pass Kugath?

[inland mantle]

Still too easy

[wispy wadi]

easy pass 😟

[ancient violet]

😏

[tall grove]

What? Really?

[ancient violet]

Ku GU****Y AMIRITE????

[lusty estuary]

i'd pass but like only because i respect ku'gath as a peer and see him as a friend rather than a piece of meat

[obtuse oak]

No i said that for shits and giggles. Yes really

[lapis night]

Okay but like sigvald is hot hot

[lusty estuary]

on god we ALL crackin tamurkhan though

[smoky sedge]

Ngl, the Bounty Hunter personality might be my first choice for Hive Scum

[tall grove]

I mean okay, if you say so

[lapis night]

So true

[agile phoenix]

Half life skin for crowbar when

[little marten]

What was posted that was BAD?

[inland mantle]

I've seen far worse

[nimble valley]

TF2 bonesaw skin when?

[agile phoenix]

Real

[wispy wadi]

Let's wait and cope that Scum even gets skins

[inland mantle]

Would say more on the tame side but that's up to the mods

[little marten]

Scum will get shit tonne of skins

[agile phoenix]

Arbitrator skins coming 2029

[ancient violet]

I really want to get back into Warhammer 3

But how do y'all deal with the 15 minutes turn times 😭

[nimble valley]

Nah, Vermintide 3 will be out by then.

[lapis night]

Who would you say is the most attractive nurglite daemon?

[agile phoenix]

Arbitrator gets 1 new skin in Darktide 2: revenge of the trapper

[tall grove]

Darktide 2 when?

[inland mantle]

Next week

[nimble valley]

2034

[smoky sedge]

It has cut down significantly for what it's worth

[ancient violet]

On turn 178?

[smoky sedge]

Yeh

Or maybe I'm just enjoying my self enough that I don't notice

[ancient violet]

"hey I need to fight 20 full stacks of Skaven slaves"

[little marten]

Me

[low hemlock]

[smoky sedge]

Imagine NOT enjoying the death of skaven slaves

[edgy owl]

We lk need an imperator-class titan class in darktide

[lusty estuary]

this takes like 5 seconds because they have zero leadership

[obtuse oak]

You people get away with a lot because we don't see everything

[inland mantle]

Now were talking

[lusty estuary]

the full 40 stack of skaven slaves fighting one unit of chaos dwarf blunderbusses

[obtuse oak]

But no, overtly horny emojis are not appropriate to use in a public gaming discord

[little marten]

Is purple devil emoji ok?!?!?

😈

[obtuse oak]

Banned

[inland mantle]

Damn hit with the you people 😔

[low hemlock]

[little marten]

👿

[quartz kiln]

🌯

[tall grove]

Boooooriiiiiiiing

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-gif-4898920832982668727

[inland mantle]

😭

[obtuse oak]

Yes I know. I have a quote for this, hold on

[thick fog]

But I need it for my slaneesh horny post reaction

[obtuse oak]

"It’ll be depressing. And it’ll be boring. Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time."

• Disco Elysium

[tall grove]

Not reading allat 🥱

[obtuse oak]

It's about sobriety but it also applies to normal-- oh.

[swift sage]

Hot take anyone who declines someone from a havoc 17 is a coward

[tall grove]

Cold take

[ancient violet]

I deny the "true Survivors"

[wispy wadi]

Partyfinder is bullshit anyway. Any and all public LFG are cringe and I talk solely from my experience in one single MMO. Get a static or suffer

[swift sage]

I'm an MMO vet and I agree 100%

[wispy wadi]

Anyone with any title should be declined too yes.

[inland mantle]

Only accept rejects around these parts

[wispy wadi]

Reject or nothing

[tall grove]

I mean WoW’s quick queue is nice

[low hemlock]

Even hotter take…..

Havoc is just Sleeper Game Mode. Regular Matches are mo fun

💤

[wispy wadi]

Real

[ancient violet]

I play Heresy and actually give people advice and support in getting better at the game in a positive way for the community

[swift sage]

From the streams I've watched, I'm inclined to agree. I just queue into auric maelstroms.

[wispy wadi]

I still need to do my minimum of havoc to get the cosmetics... I really do not want to

[obtuse oak]

I like auric quickplay for the absolute buffoonery you have to salvage on a regular basis. It's a fun difficulty modifier in and of itself

[thick fog]

Wait until this oomfie finds about declining in havoc 40

[inland mantle]

[obtuse oak]

Havoc is a big slog this season

[ancient violet]

Hank give me tiny Chaos Spawn modifiers and my life is yours!

[obtuse oak]

I got my 40 clearance back and stopped playing it

[wispy wadi]

I saw a ogryn walk up to a burster and shoot it point blank. Hit 3 of us because we all felt safe and thought he pushes.

[tall grove]

Oh that’s a Reddit gold react. You have to thank the kind stranger for the Reddit gold

[swift sage]

I'm fine never trying to do high havoc 🙂

[thick fog]

They really have not made any rotations this season?

[inland mantle]

First season I'm just skipping hopefully next season is good

[wispy wadi]

Wtb havoc carry to 25, need new pants

[thick fog]

I am really sure we had rotten armor and stims the entire time

[obtuse oak]

Don't remember

[inland mantle]

Their season long modifiers

[thick fog]

And same missions without any rotation

[inland mantle]

Took the red and orange modifier for them

[low hemlock]

i feel yeah pal, crazy how tough 25 is fr 🫂

[obtuse oak]

I mean I didn't play Darktide for the past month and a half anyway, between battlefield and a little bit of playtesting for hive scum here and there

[thick fog]

Havoc fell off, it's time for them to skip the mode
Quick now they have to rush everyone favourite chaos wastes mode

[wispy wadi]

Partyfinder is what filtered me back on release

[ancient violet]

Ok be honest

Stimms is by far the best aura right? 😈

[tender horizon]

Party finder is the worst part of havoc

[inland mantle]

Same with the deranking

[wispy wadi]

I couldn't bully my heresy gaming friends into playing havoc, I missed the oppertunity

[thick fog]

It was obviously added for havoc because nobody used party finder on crafting rework update lmao

[inland mantle]

Only reason it's used

[wispy wadi]

Yeah but remember Havoc release partyfinder where your join requests stayed up after joining one party already?

[low hemlock]

it that wasn’t a thing, there be even less players giving a damn to play havoc

[thick fog]

Party finder rework in 2 years

[thick fog]

Dude and it would also appear in-missions

When you got accepted to join

[inland mantle]

Had to get a mod to stop that lmao cost me many deaths

[wispy wadi]

At least the patch was so bad for Xbox connection they finally added proper crash report collection for console

[ancient violet]

POV finding a job on Indeed:

[tender horizon]

Dude I'm looking for work rn and it's unironically comparable on some level

[wispy wadi]

Since havoc the Xbox performance actually got better again

[inland mantle]

More like undeed

[low hemlock]

Orcka is Gordan Ramsey.

he just can’t stop cooking! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[ancient violet]

It's kinda funny, when I have the "reject" title nobody accepts me

But the moment I put on "true Survivor" they line up 💀

[pure mason]

why tf ppl hating new hive scum

[ancient violet]

Society 😔

[wispy wadi]

Just like IRL, gotta lie on the resume

[inland mantle]

They'll hate on anything lmao

[tender horizon]

And tbh neither title inherently means anything

[ancient violet]

I'm 99% sure it's because the trailer showed a woman that isn't underage and missing a rib cage

[low hemlock]

cuz it was supposed to be Skitaris‼️😣

[inland mantle]

But Mr slop said it might be a ratling

[wispy wadi]

Honest to Emperor, scum hate on reddit seems to get like 50-100 likes. Scum hype gets 500 likes. It is really just a loud minority hating on the class. Most don't care or like it.

[ancient violet]

Fr though

What is wrong with having a punk lesbian giving you drugs?

[wispy wadi]

In this house we cook our own stims and give them to the Ogryn.

[elder oasis]

No one hates hive scum, they just wanted smth else. Its like hating being given a cake when you wanted a pie

[ancient violet]

Like list them for me, I'll wait

[tall grove]

The fact that technophile cyborg cultists are cooler. Thats it.

[low hemlock]

@brazen pelican

Is this statement true‼️⁉️

[wispy wadi]

Summoning the Nids... Big Boi is a genestealer

[low hemlock]

[inland mantle]

I mean going off the name Big Boi this mfer stealing all the genes

[low hemlock]

no…. me not sussy imposter smong us

[tall grove]

Amogus

[wispy wadi]

Amugus...Vents... Nids

[ancient violet]

Today is my rest day

Tell me what I should do

[low hemlock]

eat pizza

[inland mantle]

Nothing stare at a wall

[ancient violet]

I'm not that silly 😜

[inland mantle]

😔

[ancient violet]

Gotta put me in a restraining jacket first

Nah I'm kinda burnt out with DT atm

No

[tall grove]

Well do you have a ps4/5?

[ancient violet]

No

[tall grove]

Get one and play peakborne

[ancient violet]

I'm not rich

[tall grove]

Rob a bank. EZ

[inland mantle]

I was just gonna say that lol

[ancient violet]

Life hackkk!?!!!

[inland mantle]

Inf money glitch

[tall grove]

Banks don’t want you to know this simple trick

[ancient violet]

Infinite food glitch: agriculture 😎

[tall grove]

Nah that’d be cannibalism

[inland mantle]

Bet you would know all about that

[tall grove]

We all do. Corpse starch on top

[ancient violet]

Wait why isn't food free then?

[tall grove]

Because big daddy corporations want their money

[ancient violet]

Monsanto with the corn 🌽

Step 1: make corn

Step 2: Feed it to animals so that you loose 90% of the calorie intake

Step 3: Make Americans think veggies are icky

Step 4: profit

[tawny gorge]

you want money too, we all do

[tall grove]

It’ll trickle down don’t worry

[wispy wadi]

We get more trickle down in the warrens then IRL

[tall grove]

Don’t worry daddy zuck knows what to do

Billionaires would never cheat us outta money smh

[wispy wadi]

personal wealth should work like prestige in games. At some point it is capped and you just get a shiny border on your ID

[tall grove]

Being a billionaire should be illegal lol

[ocean widget]

it wont be dw

[ancient violet]

Das Kapital

[tall grove]

Oh I’m aware. I’m just saying it should be

[lapis night]

Gang, I think I may be green

[wispy wadi]

No way

[ancient violet]

Holy shit

[ocean widget]

you are literally an orc
this does not surprise me

[wispy wadi]

peepo colored

[tall grove]

What if MF-Thanquol 0818414237 was powered by green?

[lapis night]

I eat warpstone

[tall grove]

Yummers

[wispy wadi]

I found this emote again, quick someone say something cringe

[inland mantle]

cringe

[quartz kiln]

[wispy wadi]

Thanks, not it is in "last used" again

[tall grove]

Bloodborne woulda been better if vicar Amelia shook ass in beast form

[inland mantle]

I mean

[wispy wadi]

It would though

Zealots should be thiccer so we at least get a show when they spam knife attacks to reach the door first

[tall grove]

True and based. It was a test to see if you were a true chad hunter or a soy vileblood

[wispy wadi]

Well I am not, I have no PS so I never played Bloodborne

[tall grove]

Fix that

[rain idol]

Type shit

[tall grove]

Shit

[wispy wadi]

I will when they re-relase the game

[tall grove]

Why not?

[wispy wadi]

everything getting remastered but not the games we want

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-grenade-truth-nuke-gif-6248133608324632914

[wispy wadi]

Can't wait to play yet another, inferior version of Halo 1. YET AGAIN!

[elder merlin]

I just want a upgraded version of Lost Planet 2

[wispy wadi]

Brotha please... my heart

[elder merlin]

Im so mad about that, i just wanted the master chief collection

[pine panther]

Wanting remastered game = you are clinging to childhood even though if you are already grown ass adult

[elder merlin]

Your heart? Mines been fuckin hurtin all day

[tall grove]

Bloodborne remaster. Or at least a 60 fps update

[pine panther]

I just want Bloodborne on PC ffs

[tall grove]

Please Sony

[elder merlin]

To be fair, i dont want remasters of everything, but certain games remastered, with more stuff added on top of it could be really awesome, if done well

[pine panther]

Bloodborne Kart please

[wispy wadi]

Is out, had to be renamed cause sony

[delicate smelt]

Seen alot of people say BO7 Campaign is trying hard to be Lost Planet but I never heard of that game before

[elder merlin]

Lol what

[wispy wadi]

[elder merlin]

Does the BO7 campaign take place on a frozen wasteland planet where you fight giant bugs and use thermal energy to keep warm and power everything?

[inland mantle]

Not yet

[delicate smelt]

Might have misread it

[pine panther]

Ah Lost Planet game, good memories but shame they killed off Lost Planet and Lost Planet 3 was a slop

[delicate smelt]

Actually I think it was Destiny thats my bad

[tall grove]

I want Sony execs to be flayed. “Nah we won’t do anything with our IP, but you can’t either”

[ocean widget]

i mean

it had the same quality

[pine panther]

There were never real gamers at Sony, Microsoft, and Blizzard

[inland mantle]

Sony trying not to take a L difficulty impossible

[ocean widget]

u seen the giant machete airstrike? @elder merlin

[elder merlin]

The what? I dont fuckin pay attention to or play Black Ops anymore, havent since 1 and 2

[inland mantle]

Missing out

[tall grove]

Wym blizzard harasses women like real gamers

[delicate smelt]

New COD campaign has you inhaling batman fear gas the entire story so you get to fight menedez on floating islands killing him with massive machetes that fall from the sky and fighting a really big version of your teammate

[ocean widget]

in the black ops 7 campaign
the characters are hallucinating n shit, it was all a dream style shit
enemies are bullet sponges, has boss fights with giant dudes like a shooter version of arkhams scarecrow fights
the campaign has killstreaks and in a boss fight you drop giant machetes on them

[delicate smelt]

They should do smth like that in Darktide

[inland mantle]

Death

[tall grove]

Sounds like that one section from the BO6 campaign but bad

[delicate smelt]

Didn't even finish the Bo6 campaign it was awful

[elder merlin]

Mendez is still alive?

[delicate smelt]

They make you think that but it's just an AI deepfake made by the main enemy of the game

[tall grove]

I liked it. Though, it’s the only CoD I’ve ever played so that might play a part. I just really liked that zombies level

[delicate smelt]

The zombies level was definently fun but weird asf

[tall grove]

It was awesome imo

[elder merlin]

I miss World at War zombies, it was a simpler time

[tawny gorge]

lol what

[acoustic pebble]

You gonna do the BO7 campaign next?

[upper citrus]

Hive Scum

[acoustic pebble]

Yes?

[tall grove]

Again, BO6 is the only CoD I’ve played, and even then only campaign and zombies

[upper citrus]

begone

[elder merlin]

He is stupid, ignore him

[tall grove]

No.

[delicate smelt]

You're missing out Black Ops 3 was peak

[acoustic pebble]

Black ops 2 was peak

[tall grove]

Nah, don’t care for cod. I only played it because I was game sharing with a friend and thought I’d try it out

[tawny gorge]

wym nah if you're not gonna play it you're missing out.

[acoustic pebble]

I just can't wait for new claaassss

[tall grove]

Maybe someday, but I have better games to play rn

[hazy kestrel]

Five and Kino were absolute peak.

[weary drum]

Yes...Yeeeesssss gaslight them more >:) DO IT!!!

[upper citrus]

i cannot express how hyped i am for arbites+scum banter

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[celest yarrow]

Did anyone's performance also get worse recently, or is it just me?

[elder merlin]

Was Kino the theater? I forget what 5 was, the underground pentagon map?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[celest yarrow]

My frames drop a lot in that one mission where you actually go outside and there's sand and stuff. I forgot the name

[arctic escarp]

brokeboy mountain

[celest yarrow]

The Five opening cutscene is legendary

[hazy kestrel]

“And why is he here? HE LOST!”

That’s honestly all I remember from it Castro dissing Nixon.

[celest yarrow]

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE BREAKING IN

[feral vessel]

rat game 2 is for free on steam, if you haven't heard yet
anyways, good afternoon

[hazy kestrel]

It’s just the storm Dick, sit down.

[dreamy shuttle]

Call the lexmate

[celest yarrow]

I feel like I would have appreciated the story of that game way more if I wasn't like 14 while playing it

[tall grove]

Entirely unrelated, but judging by your PfP, are you a furry? I want to know so I can update my tally

[pseudo timber]

Mrowmrrp good aftermwen

[celest yarrow]

Yeah go update that tally hahah

[tall grove]

Alright so that’s 15 furries so far

[celest yarrow]

God damn

[elder merlin]

I was just there for the multiplayer and zombies

[tall grove]

Indeed

[pseudo timber]

We are many, you are but one 🗣️🧶

[celest yarrow]

:3

[tall grove]

Yep, plenty of furry homies on this server

[elder merlin]

Who did that pfp?

[celest yarrow]

Honestly, since I had nothing else to play, I beat the campaign at least 4 times

[pseudo timber]

Me and a buddy split the line work and colouring :3

[celest yarrow]

I remember I would replay the arctic mission a lot

[celest yarrow]

I noticed some of them yup

[elder merlin]

Oh nice, looks good

[elder merlin]

Am i in that tally?

[tall grove]

No

[elder merlin]

Make it 16 then lol

[vagrant burrow]

Are there new weapons coming with the december 2 update for other classes?

[pseudo timber]

Thank you!! It was done on sketchpad.io, free little web drawing program

[lethal solstice]

We don't know

[elder merlin]

Man, i fuckin hope so

[tall grove]

No visible sona=no tally. So sayeth I

[rose hemlock]

How do people see their true level?

[elder merlin]

Lol fair enough

[lethal solstice]

Mods

[rose hemlock]

Ah darn...well sad for my Xbox then

[pseudo timber]

They should add mods to Xbox 💔

[blazing ibex]

I mean, for hive scum yes. Do you mean in general for the other classes? Cuz there's no confirmation as to what's coming other than the class stuff yet.

[tall grove]

And PlayStation please

[rose hemlock]

Hopefully adding steam to xbox fixes this problem

[elder merlin]

I want that one weapon customization mod on consoles

[pseudo timber]

Blows you up with several grenades

[tall grove]

Should be in the base game

[elder merlin]

If only

[rose hemlock]

Im just glad I was able to make my traitor guard in DT

[upper citrus]

they should add quickplay to havoc

[tall grove]

If it ain’t krak I ain’t dying

[lofty jasper]

[pseudo timber]

Read the label bro..it says krak in giant sans font

[rose hemlock]

I do wish there was a red and tan armor without the red camo

[tall grove]

Definitely a scam, those aren’t kraks

[rose hemlock]

I hate krak

[pseudo timber]

Curse you temu 💔

[tall grove]

Kraks are amazing fym?

[thick fog]

Peter what you doing?
Krak
WHAT THE

[pseudo timber]

I looooove krak!

[rose hemlock]

If the hivescum doesnt have a pump shotgun imma be pissed

[ocean widget]

no, that says cracked
they're duds

[thick fog]

How we tell them

[rose hemlock]

I love smoke

[ocean widget]

with a hammer preferably

[upper citrus]

we dont

[pseudo timber]

No wonder the box said dee fective

[rose hemlock]

It isnt I know im pissed

[tall grove]

A contrarian spotted in the wild

[rose hemlock]

Smoking is fire

[tall grove]

Smoking gives you cancer

[thick fog]

Ganger does not have a shotgun for his exclusives but the shared weapons might let him have combat and double barrel shotguns

[rose hemlock]

I hope

Shotgun gangers are fire

[tall grove]

Ganger should get a sawn off lever action shotgun

[rose hemlock]

They should get a genestealer pump shotgun

[celest yarrow]

They should get a blunderbuss and a cutlass

[rose hemlock]

My traitor guard uses alot of pump shots and autoguns, since lasguns suck

[tall grove]

Musket weapon when fatshark?

[rose hemlock]

There should be a traitor class

[tall grove]

Loose canon vet

[celest yarrow]

It wouldn't be great but it would be pretty funny

[rose hemlock]

I mean imagine a traitor spy class

[celest yarrow]

I know there was a musket in Payday 2 at some point but sadly I never got to try it out

[ancient schooner]

btw, I feel like I must say this, even though it both has probably been said before and might make the moderators mad:

With the Hive Scum class, we get Drug Addiction as an actual game mechanic before GTA6

[tall grove]

There was a traitor spy on the ship. We saw how that worked out for them

[rose hemlock]

I mean they didn't convince them good enough

[pseudo timber]

We get drug abuse in darktide before GTA 6

[rose hemlock]

Imagine working with that spy

[tall grove]

Already a thing. Perpetual green stim abuser here

[pseudo timber]

I'm more of a yellow stim abuser myself

[inland mantle]

Blue stimm where it at

[rose hemlock]

I hope the cosmetics are fire with the class

[tall grove]

I always forget to use any stim that isn’t green

[pseudo timber]

Blue stim on zealot is nice but infinite yell on vet my beloved

[inland mantle]

Not min maxxing smh

[tall grove]

Seeing as it would make no sense for them to be wearing genuine armour plates, it won’t be

[rose hemlock]

I hope they dont give the scum horrible cosmetics...they have so much stuff to pull from

[elder merlin]

I hope they all look cool

[rose hemlock]

Give me a outfit full of bones or skulls

[thick fog]

Man expecting the sewers gangers to look pretty smh

We are the homeless crackhead here

[rose hemlock]

Ashwaste skins when

[thick fog]

Ashes face paint would go raw

[rose hemlock]

If they dont got ashwaste as a option imma be mad

I say it would fit the settings

[thick fog]

Looking at the figures, if you mean cosmetic sets maybe

[rose hemlock]

Yeah thats what I mean

[thick fog]

Maybe then

[rose hemlock]

They have the starwars jawa fit

[static sentinel]

Is there some explanation why the servers are so dogshit right now?

[tall grove]

[rose hemlock]

The darktide hit the servers

[thick fog]

The obesefish

[static sentinel]

Yeah it's not like I know they are bad

[elder merlin]

Bones and fur, i need it for my Ogryn, literally been saying this since the ps5 release

[rose hemlock]

I want a skull mask

[static sentinel]

But is worse than what is common

[tall grove]

Fur? Ogryn fursuit when?

[rose hemlock]

I wish we could have colorful skins in darktide. I want to be a abhuman

[lethal trail]

peek

[tender horizon]

Its just VB Murder Bear

[rose hemlock]

I want to be blue

Why doesnt it allow us to be rainbow colors

[tall grove]

Bear? Ogryn feddy five bear costume when????

[remote jackal]

That would give the Ogryn an aura so smelly that even the Nurgle heretics would choke and die.

[tall grove]

They already have that

[rose hemlock]

Give the hivescum custom skin colors for abhumans

[thick fog]

Ogryn with cheetah pants

[rose hemlock]

Why not the cat girls abhuman, why aren't they in darktide

Give the guardsmen cat ears

[tender horizon]

Cause they barely exist

There's no canon art of them and they got alluded to most recently in Liber Xenologis as a like, third hand account

[tall grove]

Don’t care. Give us cat femboys

[rose hemlock]

But this is the time to give them light!

[obtuse oak]

Games Workshop has to approve of every pixel that goes into this game so Fatshark isn't at liberty to get a lil freaky with it

[tender horizon]

There's a lot of stuff I wish they'd give us art for, like those mountain sized tau auxillaries

[rose hemlock]

Im surprised we cant make abhumans in game in general

[tender horizon]

GW loves to tell but not show cool stuff

[tall grove]

Link to a wiki page on them please?

[obtuse oak]

You can play as an Ogryn, who are the coolest abhumans.

[rose hemlock]

They are cool, but not the coolest

[tender horizon]

I'm gonna have to go digging, you genuinely might have better luck asking someone in lore chat but I'll do what I can for you.

[obtuse oak]

Blasphemy

[sleek harness]

I had a dream where this chat was slowed down for 50 seconds each type

[tall grove]

Thanks man

[rose hemlock]

I want to make my lizard abhumans in darktide

[tender horizon]

Np

[dreamy shuttle]

If you eat a ork, are you Vegan?

[obtuse oak]

Anyway by abhumans do you mean you're surprised you can't make a mutant of some kind?

[thick fog]

Felinids don't have official art too so shit could be hard for FS to create unless an internal of GW just gives them concept

[dawn kite]

Nah ur just a time traveller

[rose hemlock]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Exactly, no wonder I am in Brazil 2 hours after yall

[tall grove]

Khajit are probably pretty close

[obtuse oak]

It would've been cool to have some minor mutation options ngl

[thick fog]

Darktide primarily focus on pure human side

[rose hemlock]

Ew

[obtuse oak]

The thought had never occurred to me until you brought it up

[thick fog]

Something that about 80% of the 40k fandom and playerbase forgets smh

You will play as a normal every day human in this hive

[rose hemlock]

Like there is definitely some abhumans that should be rejects

[dreamy shuttle]

it only matters if GW allows it to be.

[tall grove]

How minor of a mutation would the imperium “cleanse”? Like, say, having six fingers on one hand?

[dreamy shuttle]

And in 99.9% they don't allow it.

[tender horizon]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Vorgh_(Xenos_Species)

[thick fog]

Psykers usually do tend to look mutant and insane

[tall grove]

Thanks man!

[rose hemlock]

Gw hates fun

[sleek harness]

Veteran, Pysker and Zealot was also a normal everyday person

[tender horizon]

Wicked sick concept for a tau auxiliary, gets 2 lines of lore and no art.

[dreamy shuttle]

Remember that GW politics is to funnel people into buying Tabletop models. You can read about it easily with thier public finacial reports/to shareholders.

[thick fog]

Ogryn is the normal everyday big person

[dreamy shuttle]

Anything that isn't luring people into tabletop is deemed as risk and thrown away.

[rose hemlock]

Ashwaste are abhumans i think

[obtuse oak]

Probably depends on the planet

[flint wind]

I'm assuming it's known about but just to make sure is everyone else having a bug where the talent points don't save? I have to back out and go back in to reapply points several times before they stick ( I only started playing again after nearly a year)

[thick fog]

They are tied to necromunda only though?

[sleek harness]

You know what that means? If I were teleported to 40k I could have a major chance of surviving until I become a disposable soldier

[obtuse oak]

But a big hive city would always have spaces for mutants to survive

[formal mortar]

3rd nipples get burned at the stake

[thick fog]

It been a weird bug recently and don't know if been listed now

[obtuse oak]

Abnett also describes an agri world that uses them as the labour force for the gigantic mulch fields

[thick fog]

But would depend for what type of hive and it's respected planet?

[sleek harness]

Could be because you are using the same curio on 2 or 3 slots

[obtuse oak]

They're called 'twists' with their own culture and even local currency

[tired swan]

Real

[obtuse oak]

I imagine they would get hella cleansed off a shrine world and such, lol. Unsightly otherwise

[astral basin]

Nog in stores. Got my bottle

[sleek harness]

Hank Paul told me you aren't a trustable source, is it true?

[obtuse oak]

Who?

[astral basin]

Paul bungryn

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin the only memorable Paul

[pseudo timber]

Hank sold me speed on the 7-10 highway

[obtuse oak]

Man people always be talkin shit

[elder merlin]

[astral basin]

Paul was prolly fuckin with you scav

jesus paul so many clown profs

[pseudo timber]

12 days till new class?

[sleek harness]

8

[pseudo timber]

Nuh uh, you lie rat

[astral basin]

Soon™

[pseudo timber]

Thank you fur this information

[sleek harness]

Damn, Darktide fans can't even see calendars anymore

[pseudo timber]

I have a braille keyboard, I'm visually impaired

[sleek harness]

Who is scav

[elder merlin]

I dont think those were my exact words, but i dont know where the convo was

[astral basin]

“We have run into an issue and will be delaying the class release”

[pseudo timber]

New class just shuts the servers down indefinitely

[astral basin]

You. The only true scav i know atm

[sleek harness]

What scav

[astral basin]

“Scav”en
Also “dumbscav”

[pseudo timber]

Ratskav

[obtuse oak]

When have I ever been untrustworthy smh

[sleek harness]

I don't use this name anymore

[pseudo timber]

Hank is going through it 💔

[astral basin]

Hank is trustworthy
He is also contractually obligated to lie to us

[pseudo timber]

As long as it's in the fine print, it's okay

[sleek harness]

Didn't you told me last month that ogryn would get a fisherman backpack as a cosmetic on the next rotation?

[astral basin]

Idk i dont feel like typing out skaven
And skav dont feel right

[sleek harness]

Ser

[pseudo timber]

Rat is a nice middle ground

[sleek harness]

Space Pebbles Cat

[pseudo timber]

Crunchy

[astral basin]

Rat implies hes a low down scum sucking mange ridden flea bitten bastard

[sleek harness]

I am bugging the Servorskull because he is too lazy to give me a nickname

[pseudo timber]

Erm that's me 🙄

[astral basin]

The nickname is scav

[pseudo timber]

Scavtard???!

[astral basin]

Obv

[sleek harness]

Nobody calls me scav and doesn't make sense

[astral basin]

skav doesnt feel right to type

[sleek harness]

Then call me rat

[pseudo timber]

Oi...he's got the scav...
Sounds like..a disease

[astral basin]

Theres too many rats in the server as is. Both real and imagined

[pseudo timber]

He's the only rat I've seen

And I be on the look fur rodent

[sleek harness]

Dude everyone agrees that my titles are "rat" and "rodent"

[elder merlin]

[astral basin]

“Some may say this town aint big enough for the both of us. But this bed sure is”

[sleek harness]

Like, I am so recognizable in this server that I earned the whole word rat as my nickname

[pseudo timber]

Rat bastard

[astral basin]

Idk what to say. Never really filed you as just “rat”

[pseudo timber]

I wanna play mortal Kombat 11 so bad 💔

[gusty plume]

Mayhaps even "Skaven"

[slate stratus]

something something "WeLl TaNnEr ToLd Me ThAt-"

[ocean widget]

bit shit outta luck there mate
message history exists

[slate stratus]

?

[pseudo timber]

Explodes

[sleek harness]

Tanner was banned for racism

[odd shadow]

Tanner saved Darktide all hail Tanner

[slate stratus]

Oh that's what they meant.
Yeah, I know, but Tanner's also never let the Hank 'n' Ogrynomicon thing go, so I was making a joke.
I thought they were blaming me for something.

[ocean widget]

plus the fact hank hasnt said anything of "well tanner told me"
hank doesnt have a reason to give a shit about what tanner says due to i quote "i'm gonna be honest with you chief, i don't really care. tanner has lied about me and insulted me personally repeatedly and publicly."

[odd shadow]

Every second passes something in 40k explodes for no reason

[pseudo timber]

My people need me

[ocean widget]

milisecond*

[slate stratus]

I love it when I try to frame a joke as blatantly as possible and it still leads to misunderstandings

[odd shadow]

Cadia lives brother don’t let those snotty Krieg and Armageddon guardsmen tell you otherwise

[pseudo timber]

CADIA STANDS ON MY SHOULDERS

[ocean widget]

jokes are supposed to be funny and make sense
you came here, hit a plank with a sledgehammer and then expected people to laugh

[pseudo timber]

I laughed in theory.

[ocean widget]

well that explains why it died
you dropped it

[wispy wadi]

Cadia is when you slap a Bus seat a little

[dreamy shuttle]

2h in vet doctor with my dog... I never wish this upon my most hated enemy. Shit kills your soul... Sorry I just need to vent

[astral basin]

The bad boy can fit so many guar-
Well shit

[slate stratus]

What was the "hit a plank with a sledgehammer", please-
I tried to poke fun at the fact that there are people who take a content creator's word as gospel.
Did I frame it wrong orrrrr? Like, please, elaborate - my autistic ass brain struggles with social cues.

[ocean widget]

RIP
whats up with ya dog

[pseudo timber]

Stand strong for your best friend.

[dreamy shuttle]

Eye problem. He need operation or lose his eye. Sadly he can't stop scratching it with leg, so now he has full collar. And it's scared of it. Don't want to eat, sleep, drink, even piss.

[obtuse oak]

Avery is a friend of mine so she's making fun of a situation that she is very familiar with, not actually taking tanner's side

[ocean widget]

fuckin hell
that sucks

[tidal gyro]

i do auric mission difficulty for second time i am happy

[odd shadow]

Stay strong brother we feel you

[obtuse oak]

good job 😄

[dreamy shuttle]

I spent like 2h just feeding him bit by bit, and giving him water via siringe

[tidal gyro]

thank you many amount

[ocean widget]

more the fact it looked like they said you listen to tanner given the "WeLl TaNnEr ToLd Me ThAt-" quote

[ocean widget]

he got a cone?
hopefully hes alright

[obtuse oak]

that's awful, i hope your dog gets well soon

[obtuse oak]

nah nah she was sarcastically saying that I am untrustworthy according to tanner

[little marten]

Do you think his family were leatherworkers

[ocean widget]

ah sick

[odd shadow]

Tanner is the truth he is John Darktide

[ocean widget]

tanner needs to be the last name not the first name for that to make sense
only reason his first names tanner is cus his brains floatin in piss

[slate stratus]

[astral basin]

Ah yes. I member the meme font w the spongebob inage

[little marten]

Tanner was in my DMs a couple years ago can’t believe I rubbed shoulders with a celebrity