general-chat

[ancient violet]

Do you know the class Aquila?

[grizzled plover]

PURPLE IS DED SNEAKY THATS RIGHT

[misty trench]

the class of 2025? no that's way too many names to remember

[grizzled plover]

BUT GREEN IZ STILL DA BEST

[marsh iris]

someone please take your hands off that purple ork's throat

[grizzled plover]

DA YELLOW UN KNOWS ITZ ORKZ

[rocky radish]

Speaking of (kinda) purple, is the acolytes role just from being super active and talking a lot?

Or being cool?

[misty trench]

server boosters

[ancient violet]

Aww ok

What about the guns?

[rocky radish]

Ahh. Being cool then

[tidal gyro]

🐙 octopus is my most favourite cephalopod

[misty trench]

guns in class? that's illegal

[grizzled plover]

DATZ FOR BOOSTIN THOSE SERVERS WIF YOUR 'ARD EARNED TEEFS

[somber stream]

That mean someone paid for Discord Nitro

[ancient violet]

No, guns out of class

[somber stream]

Aka, to use emojis

[misty trench]

to be clear I ain't confirming nor denying shit because of my NDA

[rocky radish]

Or got free nitro from something else

[grizzled plover]

WHEN DID WE GET BTW

[misty trench]

but also it's a custodes

[somber stream]

Free Nitro usually only last a month

[short oar]

Well if you.get a lawsuit then you were righr lmao

[grizzled plover]

ITZ DA BOSS HE GOT LOSS FINDING ANGRON

WE'Z GONNA AVENGE YOU SOON BALE EYE

[ancient violet]

NDA?

Nutts Deez AAAAA?

[short oar]

Anyway im off to eep it is 0:15 for me

[grizzled plover]

SLEEP WELL UMIE

[rocky radish]

NDA is three places you'll get punched if you share secrets

[grizzled plover]

NUTZ DICK AN ASS RIGHT

[somber stream]

I'd break NDA for my homies

[wraith rain]

:3

[grizzled plover]

LISTEN FATSHARKS GOTTA GIVE US A FREEBOOTA BC I CAN'T PLAY OGRYN BULLY AND PRETEND ANGMORE OKAY

[rocky radish]

I wouldn't. If they let me do something that dumb they aren't my homies

[grizzled plover]

I AM NOT YOUR SWEET BRUTE HUMIE

NOT EVEN A PROPA SHOOTA

A GOOD SHOOTA HAS ROKETS

[marsh iris]

the licht i remember was purple, this is clearly an impostor

[somber stream]

It was just a phase okay?

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shoo-away-gif-13653609800890535042

[little marten]

Licht is fallen

[marsh iris]

#bringreallichtback

[somber stream]

I'm not paying money to send emojis

[marsh iris]

just yanking your chain

[ocean widget]

Why do you have nuclear detonating australians

[misty trench]

the uranium surplus has gotta go somewhere

[little marten]

Licht just buy nitro

[somber stream]

That's like half an Arc skin

[old juniper]

Y'all ready for Skiitari Catboy class?

[marsh iris]

arcin' it

[somber stream]

Also i got to the 5th stage of my expedition pod

Requirement: 1.2 million worth in resources

[marsh iris]

get your rejects to fund it

[little marten]

I’ve fallen behind on arc

Been busy lately

Need to catch up

Put a shift in

Actually lol I need to sleep bye

[somber stream]

Goodnight Nurgle

[gloomy tartan]

I’m havocing rn

[somber stream]

Kill French and kids

In Arc raiders

[tall grove]

Kill French and kids

In real life

[gloomy tartan]

Hides baguette

D:

[twin flower]

le baguette

[somber stream]

Do i smell French near by

[gloomy tartan]

It’s allways faster to switch to your baguette than it is to reload

French fries be busting tho

You can’t lie

[somber stream]

No you give the American vibe

Safu

[tall grove]

French baked goods are the only good thing to come out of that god forsaken country

[marsh iris]

goonight nurgy

[somber stream]

Ryder outfit + ski mask + French accent = KOS

[tall grove]

BAD night @little marten

[somber stream]

No exeption

[tall grove]

I hope you get nightmares

[marsh iris]

that skin is always KOS

[grizzled plover]

[somber stream]

Shoot first or risk getting back stabbed

[golden cloak]

Can anyone check real quick since I can't get on DT, how much is normal malice difficulty matches with no special modifiers XP wise.

[tidal gyro]

i have 100000 coin

[tall grove]

I will say my one exception to my hatred of French people is fem savant psyker. I want her to rock me to sleep in her arms and tell me everything will be alright

[tidal gyro]

this is most i ever have

[somber stream]

The language itself is beautiful

But the speaker

death

[grizzled plover]

Both Savants are pretty french-african to me if that makes sense voice wise

[tall grove]

Unless it’s fem savant psyker 🤤

[tall grove]

Yeah, but I really like fem savant. Her voice is just so pretty

[somber stream]

Female French voice can be alluring, yeah

I've fallen to the honey trap at times

[grizzled plover]

It's a trap

They lure you in

And then stab ya

[somber stream]

Real!

[tall grove]

Don’t care

I ❤️ fem savant

[tidal gyro]

🕳️ this is weird emoji

[safe pike]

The new darktide class still delayed to the 18th?

[somber stream]

Reveal on 18th

Deploy on 2nd Dec

[safe pike]

Right

[somber stream]

(estimated)

[pseudo timber]

So not tomorrow but the day after

[somber stream]

It's tomorrow for me

[safe pike]

Why does fatshark hate us so much...?

[marsh iris]

just you

[pseudo timber]

We are fat and sharky

[tidal gyro]

why is psyker sometimes have are blindfold?

[somber stream]

Because

[pseudo timber]

Because they can blow people up with their mind.

[marsh iris]

sorry that was mean, i did not mean it

[pseudo timber]

You wouldn't want some mind blow uper to look at you

[somber stream]

They mask their vision so they can better focus their sense on other things

Happens differently, from psyker to psyker

[tidal gyro]

oh

do also cover ear and nose?

[somber stream]

You still need to hear things

[tidal gyro]

but see is more important than hear

[somber stream]

They see with their psychic ability

[tidal gyro]

why can not hear with them as well as

why they not go full way

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

We're not omni potent, so not always can they do all that with their ability

Some can, however

[tall grove]

*omniscient

[somber stream]

omnipotent

omniscient is knowing everything

[tidal gyro]

omniscient is all knowing

[tall grove]

Omnipotent means all powerful, omniscient is seeing all

[marsh iris]

omnisandwich

[somber stream]

Ayyy Euna!

[gloomy tartan]

Impotent

[long trench]

well actshully

[tidal gyro]

i do religious study for long

[somber stream]

I see i see

[tidal gyro]

it make me athiest

[somber stream]

Wait are you that 4th Korean?

[low hemlock]

that goes towards GamesWorkShop

they deserve the credit not FatShart

😤

[tidal gyro]

yes my grandma is korean and i am named after her

[somber stream]

Do all half Korean study religion here

I'm seeing a pattern

[tidal gyro]

i am quarter

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a good class build

[somber stream]

Still

[tidal gyro]

and i am not live in korea

[twin flower]

Whats the other half

[tidal gyro]

i live in europe

[elder merlin]

Korean

[rough arrow]

hello hello y'all

[somber stream]

I see

[gloomy tartan]

What 🆙

[twin flower]

So korean korean?

[somber stream]

Hello Zauberer

[elder merlin]

Its like me and my one friend's friend who is like double italian

[marsh iris]

i am 0/5 korean

[gloomy tartan]

Hey do you think you could gold plate a cyber dog?

[pseudo timber]

Omnisandwhich mmmmmmmm

[gloomy tartan]

To get a “ gold plated dog” like Richie rich?

[tidal gyro]

gold is soft and is heavy

they maybe will not jump as much far

[gloomy tartan]

Too much weight even with just plating the top ?

Damn dog can’t get drip

[marsh iris]

maybe just gold coated, not like full gold

[tidal gyro]

plating is meaning only small outside is gold?

[gloomy tartan]

Wait what’s the difference between a coating and a plating

I was using them interchangeably I just realized

I thought both was just a light outer layer

[somber stream]

It's in the name

[pseudo timber]

Maybe just gold dusted

[somber stream]

Coating is spray

[pseudo timber]

Like sparklez

[somber stream]

Plating is well, plated

[gloomy tartan]

Oh plating is a denser layer

[cerulean frost]

I think a plate is actual armor, armor plates y’know.

[pseudo timber]

Glitter dawg

[gloomy tartan]

I get ya

[tidal gyro]

plating i think is piece of gold place on outside and coat is cover it with liquid that is harden later

but i am not know

[gloomy tartan]

Right so gold coated dog is what I ment

[marsh iris]

electroplating probs

[ripe tangle]

I want to sleep so bad rn

[gloomy tartan]

Could we coat the cyber dog in gold for drip purposes ?

[marsh iris]

no

[somber stream]

Gold coating give you no tactical advantage whatsoever

[ripe tangle]

You’re not my boss!

[somber stream]

But that's some fancy drip

You're pretty good

[gloomy tartan]

Lots of things give no tactical advantage tho

[marsh iris]

im your father

[ripe tangle]

That’s impossible!

[tidal gyro]

but is make you look like minecraft character

[gloomy tartan]

It’s your gruncle

[marsh iris]

nothing is impossible with science!

[somber stream]

Why minecraft of all things

[tidal gyro]

or maybe c3po robot from star wars movie

[somber stream]

Yeah that's more like it

[tidal gyro]

gold armour

[gloomy tartan]

Science invented tall women

[somber stream]

I like them medium-sized

[tidal gyro]

i never watch star wars movie but i play star wars video games

[marsh iris]

handheld

[tall grove]

I love tall women. Karlach should’ve been taller

[somber stream]

You should!

[tall grove]

Tall and muscled 🤤

[somber stream]

Stop watching after the 6th movie though

[marsh iris]

and tomboy

[twin flower]

my man

[somber stream]

Extinct

Gone

Return to ashes

[marsh iris]

SHUT

[tidal gyro]

i will when have better to understanding english speak

[somber stream]

Watch with subtitle

[tidal gyro]

i am not like to do this

[tall grove]

Yeah I hate using subtitles

[rocky radish]

A coworker gave me a dark side English/Japanese dictionary because she didn't need it. Now all of my students think I'm a huge star wars fan. I'm not

[marsh iris]

time to acquire lunch

[twin flower]

[tidal gyro]

i am wanting to understanding dialogue

[somber stream]

I want to understand the dialogue*

[whole glade]

ermmmmmmmmmm

[tidal gyro]

subtitle is do this artificial and lose many thing

[whole glade]

shut up

[twin flower]

Racoon man

Waddup

[whole glade]

the sky

[gloomy tartan]

I like my lady’s like shadow of the colossus. Climbable

[twin flower]

big brain moment

[whole glade]

[tall grove]

If she ain’t at least a head taller than me, I don’t want her

[twin flower]

What if she aint into smol men

[gloomy tartan]

We’re not smol their just tall

[tall grove]

I’m 5’8”. I’m not tiny. Certainly not tall, but not super short either

[twin flower]

Case in point

Fair. Awooga the tall woman

[somber stream]

AWwoooooooooooo

[tall grove]

Karlach shoulda been taller

[gloomy tartan]

Your imagining Danny Devito and one of those tall people from the mountains

[twin flower]

Isnt she already pretty tall

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a crazy size difference

[marsh iris]

tall danny devito but his proportions are the same

[twin flower]

Built like a toad

[gloomy tartan]

Then you could of been Riding around on karlachs back like yoda on Luke’s back lol

Do a flip !

[tall grove]

She could absolutely handle the weight, but I’m not gonna burden my beloved in any way

[somber stream]

Bro has a goal

[gloomy tartan]

A penance

[tall grove]

I went to avernus with her. She’s the only acceptable BG3 straight romance

[somber stream]

Karlach? Alright

[gloomy tartan]

The only acceptable romance is cadia

[rough arrow]

shadowheart?

[tall grove]

Yes. Shart can’t hit a target for shit, is a cultist, and worst of all, a white woman. and I am prejudiced towards gith

[tall grove]

White woman

[somber stream]

What's wrong with white woman

[twin flower]

theyre crazy

[nocturne flicker]

i'm gonna shut up before i talk at all. i'll say smth i regret

[somber stream]

Aren't we all?

[rough arrow]

lol ok weird

[marsh iris]

im normal

[nocturne flicker]

bruh there's forums posts saying helbore sucks now 😭

[blazing ibex]

they like pumpkin spice

[nocturne flicker]

they made helbore's equip speed match the gameplay flow and then gave it a sight.

[somber stream]

I too, like pimpkin spice

I think they're great

[blazing ibex]

nothing wrong with that but yeah

[twin flower]

They like pumpkin spice without the pumpkin spice

[nocturne flicker]

like FYM helbore sucks now???

[elder merlin]

Make helbore great by ducktaping two of them together that i can use

[marsh iris]

twinklinked helbore

[nocturne flicker]

it's fine though the "helbore sucks now" main proponent on forums is some idiot who says plasma gun isn't OP so

[twin flower]

whats wrong with helbore, was it nerfed

[nocturne flicker]

my boyfriend is a twink who plays helbore, i'll be sure to inform him of this discovery

[tall grove]

What twink is linking them? Or are they linked together through a twink?

[cerulean frost]

Twink gun servitor

[gloomy tartan]

Is their a twink Legion or soemtning

[nocturne flicker]

the bayonet attack speed got nerfed a while back but it means f*ck all especially now that trench fighter drill is literally easy as hell to access

[tall grove]

Blood angels

[gloomy tartan]

Ohhhhhh

[cerulean frost]

There was a conversation about that last night.

[gloomy tartan]

So that’s where all the twinks come from

[twin flower]

I barely use the bayonet anyway

[nocturne flicker]

insert lorax (2012) "it's because of me" scene

[twin flower]

Which legion did they up with lmao

[cerulean frost]

It started with a question about if it was heretical to be a femboy.

From there, it spiraled into many directions.

[twin flower]

Oh yeah, I was there lmao

[tall grove]

Why would it be?

[twin flower]

I dont think I reached the twink legion convo tho

[nocturne flicker]

yeah the helbore is literally way better than it used to be now bc it has an ACTUAL iron sight and takes a more reasonable amount of time to equip. mind you it's still longer to equip than infantry or recon, which is absolutely fine by me

[rough arrow]

look just because all us blood angel lovers are gay for senguinius doesn't mean anything

[cerulean frost]

That’s what the people who were there said.

[nocturne flicker]

but there's like 2 or 3 dudes on forums being REALLY loud about how helbore "sucks" now

and it's just messing with my head

[tall grove]

Blood angels are femboys, and emperor’s children (pre heresy) are drag queens

[nocturne flicker]

how tf do ppl come to these kinda conclusions?

[marsh iris]

thats why they are wrong, they are not suppose to suck it

[twin flower]

Well 3 people araent really a lot, doubt it will get anywhere

[rough arrow]

I want to argue this but I can't

[nocturne flicker]

i wish to wine and dine with their primarchs

[tall grove]

Get in line buddy

[rough arrow]

^^

[tall grove]

Of course you can’t. Everything I say is an inarguable fact

[nocturne flicker]

true, and fatshark are known to throw obviously bad takes out immediately 99% of the time.

but the 1% that make it through...

[nocturne flicker]

it can be a multiple-guest one. we'll all have a good time

[rough arrow]

As long as we all agree space wolves are furries

[gloomy tartan]

The water cartel have a monopoly on bathing suit twinks

[twin flower]

Sheesh

[tall grove]

I just know sanguinius will give hugs to every attendee

[twin flower]

Where did you hear this from , I must know

[tall grove]

They must be destroyed

[gloomy tartan]

Sefoni said she found it on Melks hard drive

[marsh iris]

still no dating sim update yet?

[gloomy tartan]

All the datable women are our superiors

That’s frowned upon

[marsh iris]

bathwater cartel

[gloomy tartan]

Your cooking

[tall grove]

Fem savant psyker

[gloomy tartan]

Dog ain’t no way I’m messing with a psyker

That bitch don’t need to look at your messages

She can read yo brain

[nocturne flicker]

yayyyy 🥰

[tall grove]

And I don’t mind

[rough arrow]

I'm there then too

[gloomy tartan]

A psyker waifu relationship will end with your death

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. this would genuinely terrify me in 40k because psykers would see EVERY intrusive thought i have

[tall grove]

Don’t mind

[twin flower]

Killed you cuz the voices said you cheated

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not saying it wouldn’t be a fun relationship

But you would burn fast and bright like Icarus

[tall grove]

She’s understand the concept of intrusive thoughts

[gloomy tartan]

Probably a legend in the barracks

[nocturne flicker]

like we all have those moments where we think something we wouldn't want ANYBODY to ever know we thought, but then psykers just... do know

[gloomy tartan]

Remember Steve he’s so based

[rough arrow]

that's wild

[gloomy tartan]

I wish that psyker didn’t make his head turn into a sparkler stick

[pseudo timber]

Apparently black ops 7 is an online service game, cod is finally dead

[nocturne flicker]

that would NOT save me dude

[tall grove]

Don’t care. Her voice is so pretty and she’s so nice. I want her to rock me to bed while telling me everything will be alright

[gloomy tartan]

She’s inserting peppa pig memes in your brain while you sleep

[tall grove]

Seems like a you problem

[twin flower]

Out of every meme imaginable its that

[gloomy tartan]

I hate that psykers and zealots are the ones who like my vet

Specifically the fucking crazy ones

[pseudo timber]

Ogryn like vet

[twin flower]

Dont psykers hate vets too tho

[gloomy tartan]

True ogryn is the nicest waifu

[nocturne flicker]

is it really though? every human being has these thoughts. some of us just hide it better than others

[gloomy tartan]

Psykers and cadian vet be toxic

[tall grove]

She’d understand what intrusive thoughts are

[rough arrow]

I'd pass on psykers but hot psycho zealots

sign me up

[gloomy tartan]

Compliments and insults back to back

[pseudo timber]

Write me down for whoever would kill me fastest

[gloomy tartan]

I had a zealot chick say I’m rigid but fragile

Like RUDE

[twin flower]

Ohohoho

[nocturne flicker]

again, she wouldn't be able to look at me the same.

understanding what intrusive thoughts are wouldn't stop you from going "oh damn" when you hear someone think smth messed up

[nocturne flicker]

female ogryns when

[gloomy tartan]

I like how my Cadian can’t get mad at ogryns

At most he’s like oh god your stupid fuck ok just shoot the enemy

[tall grove]

Psykers hear daemonic whispers. My thoughts wouldn’t be any worse.

[gloomy tartan]

And he’s allways so proud of ogryn

[nocturne flicker]

that's probably where we differ, or maybe i'm just really insecure about that sorta thing

[tall grove]

Oh yeah I love how genuinely nice the cadian vet is with ogryns

[gloomy tartan]

My cadian guy acts like the dad who stepped up when he has a ogryn on the team

[hazy kestrel]

Heyo, a fellow intrusive thoughts sufferer. I see you pal. Stay strong.

[rough arrow]

because ogryn is bestest, my cadian is the same

[twin flower]

EVeryone has their bounderies

[nocturne flicker]

thanks homie 🥰

[hazy kestrel]

I hope your ocd / intrusive thoughts theme isn’t too brutal. And if it is, I hope it gets better/easier to deal with pal.

[gloomy tartan]

When my team asks if I’m Allright and my cadian vet goes “I say I wanna kill something” in a growl like a adhd golden retriever and my teamate goes “ but that’s normal right?” And my guy responds with the happiest bloodthirsty “ YEAH :D”

[rough arrow]

wait that's not normal?

[gloomy tartan]

Idk if other vets say that line too lol

The voice line sounds so pissed off and happy

Like he’s fucking so excited lol

[pseudo timber]

Yeah that's cutthroat for yeah

[twin flower]

Lmao murder

[gloomy tartan]

He’s literaly a fucking angry dog mentally lol

[pseudo timber]

Me irl

[gloomy tartan]

If your personality points him at enemy’s and gives positive reinforcement he loves you

If you offer him sympathy and try to make him face his trauma he says fuck off

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t blame him tbh. I’d say that’s a normal-ish trauma burying / coping response to one’s planet being destroyed by heretical forces.

[gloomy tartan]

I love the “ COMPLIMENTS ONLY MEAN SOMETHING FROM PROFESSIONALS!” Line

Or telling the witch to not touch them when they pick them up 😂

Or how Brahms fucking hates us

[twin flower]

Well if I was a former rogue trader, I'd prolyl hate all these rejects on my ship too

[gloomy tartan]

But she talks to the ogryn

I forget which ogryn personality but they talking with cadian veteran and cadian vet joked about how Brahms doesn’t talk to the likes of us the dregs

But the ogryn says “ she talks to me plenty, she must not like you haha”

[twin flower]

well ogryns are useful, and inherently good and obedient afaik

[gloomy tartan]

I think it hurts the cutthroat vets feelings too

He doesn’t respond with any smart ass remark lol

Bro realizes the ogryn is more popular with Brahms than he is lmao

And he wants to try getting a job as one of her bodyguards 😭

[tidal gyro]

i love helbore lasgun very many amount

[gloomy tartan]

I think it’s neat

[somber stream]

Very much

[gloomy tartan]

But too slow for me

I like the pew to pew when I hit trigger

The bayonet looks cool

[somber stream]

You're practically immortal with the thing while using the right tree

[gloomy tartan]

Real shit?

[tidal gyro]

i have using it in dangerous way

i like fight crusher enemy close range with hip fire

i die many time do it but is many amount fun

[somber stream]

I've tanked bunch of ragers and 15 plasma gunner before

[tall grove]

Glad you like it. I personally don’t. I’m not a fan of charged weapons

[somber stream]

DPS is very good too, that's 1 or 2 months back

[tidal gyro]

yes is weird for shoot on release

[somber stream]

Haven't play much lately

[marsh iris]

same

im just waiting for titus class update

[twin flower]

Warden of Utramar

[somber stream]

It's been confirmed to be a Custodes by mods here

[tidal gyro]

watch me i almost do headshoot in cool spin shoot but i miss head and is hurt body #darktide-pics-vids

[marsh iris]

tall woman custode?

[somber stream]

tall woman custard

[marsh iris]

[tall grove]

Still, nice shot. I couldn’t have done that

[somber stream]

I did it

3 months worth of work cramped into 1

And i pissed off elsewhere 60% of the time too, woo hoo!

[tidal gyro]

Thank you but I wish it was head shoot many amount

It would look cool

Is new class is robot?

[long trench]

No, is your mom. Unique weapon is her flip flop.

A little op tbh

[tidal gyro]

What is this meaning?

[long trench]

is joke. no one knows the new class

[tidal gyro]

Oh

[marsh iris]

other classes get grounded for cussin

[tidal gyro]

I am sorry

Maybe new class is cyber mastiff

And get pet arbite

[limber zealot]

I wanna see something that's rarely seen in lore stuff

Like a beastman or felinid would rock I think

[twin flower]

Ye imagine it being something people hasnt guessed yet

[limber zealot]

And then we don't have the arb issue where GW cock blocks any new cosmetics

I want it to be a felinid cause it'll remind people that they're fucked up little freaks and not cat girls

Also I think the dialogue would be fun

[twin flower]

I dont think it'll stop people imma be honest

[limber zealot]

No I don't think so either

[robust prawn]

Beastmen are weird, given the grand majority are chaos adjacent. Felinids….no

[limber zealot]

But it'd certainly be a good reminder

[marsh iris]

human sphinx cat

[twin flower]

, eveyone just be down bad

[limber zealot]

Beastman are zealous as fuck for the emperor when they serve in guard regiments

[tidal gyro]

It is cool if new class is new ogryn type

[limber zealot]

They have a fucked up belief system where they think God hates them so they're willing to be suicidal as hell if I'm not mistaken

[round mica]

What you guys reckon

Tomorrow delay announcement ?

😎

[limber zealot]

Be funny

[robust prawn]

The grand majority are chaos though. Gors are literally main horde enemies in SM2. Minotaurs are khorne’s little children

[limber zealot]

Also why a no on felinids

[robust prawn]

Because whenever someone wants to be a felenid, that part of the fandom wakes up

That part, being the weirdos

[limber zealot]

Who gaf

[twin flower]

We welcome everyone here

femboys especially

[limber zealot]

Also there are already a bunch of freaks here

[tall grove]

Felinid femboy class 🥵

[robust prawn]

Trust me the felenid weirdos are even freakier

[limber zealot]

I don't think it'll change much

See?

[twin flower]

See?

Jinx

[limber zealot]

Anyway there are plenty of beastman in the guard

It's just not super common

[marsh iris]

how about that datamined class, broker or something

[limber zealot]

I think they could get away with it

[limber zealot]

I'd be so annoyed if the new class is just some bullshit human tbh

I mean I'd be hyped for new stuff

But disappointed for sure

[robust prawn]

I want a Kroot or other xeno merc

[twin flower]

Isn't broker the uhh, that one npc sometimes

Forgot his name

[limber zealot]

I was saying this to my friend the other day

[marsh iris]

swagger?

[limber zealot]

I wanna see a sanctioned xeno but it'll never happen

[tall grove]

I’m hoping eldar on that front

[swift turtle]

Announcement is 36 hours away, correct?

[twin flower]

Yeah this one, unless am wrong

[limber zealot]

Yeah I'd 100% choose eldar if I had to pick a xeno

They have awesome weapons

Kroot would be cool but they're really strong

I think the balancing would be weird for them

A standard tau soldier could be neat

[marsh iris]

if its xeno, hadron gonna have a field day with the weapons

[twin flower]

Isnt fiddling xeno weapons considered tech heresy tho

[marsh iris]

idk inquisition likes to meddle with shit

[limber zealot]

Shit sometimes

But who gaf we're chilling

[twin flower]

we ballin

[swift turtle]

Xenos doesn't really make sense because it would be like ogryn all over again, they would need an entire set of new weapons just for them

[robust prawn]

Shurikan guns are sick

[tall grove]

I think an ex-gu’ela vet personality would be cool

[twin flower]

idk, chances of it being xeno seems kinda smol imo

[limber zealot]

My tech priest in rogue trader is pumped full of eldar stuff and he's fine

[twin flower]

Keeps his armor and everything

[tall grove]

Slim to none

[limber zealot]

I think it's near 0

But it's fun to talk about

[tall grove]

Doubt it, that’d be tech heresy

[tidal gyro]

Maybe new class is a sequal to other class

[twin flower]

Tau weapons do be looking neato

[limber zealot]

Idk much about them but I always figured they'd be killed on sight basically

Not even arrested just killed

[limber zealot]

What would it be then?

[tall grove]

We have the loner psykers and loose cannon vet. Many of the personalities woulda just been shot

[limber zealot]

Guess that's true

[tidal gyro]

Psyker: return of my beloved

[limber zealot]

I wish FS was given a bunch of creative freedoms with this game like they are VT2

Bunch GW is so protective of 40k that we aren't allowed to have fun

[rough arrow]

GW is a lot more restrictive with 40k vs fantasy or AoS

[rain idol]

With how long loner psyker has been kept around it goes to show how bad situation on Atoma is

[limber zealot]

^

[rough arrow]

40k is the golden goose

[limber zealot]

How did I fuck up spelling "but" so much that it corrected to bunch

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[twin flower]

[tall grove]

Yeah lol. The things they say would get a baseline killed, let alone a psyker

[tidal gyro]

🦆

[rough arrow]

ight time for bed night ya'll hope everyone has a good one

[rain idol]

When will the trailer be coming out Pacific standard Time?

[marsh iris]

rock issue

[marsh iris]

how are you greenrock, havent licked you in a while

[inland mantle]

🤨

Good playing funny rat game and that gets a new (returning map) in 3 days

[limber zealot]

We don't know

They haven't given a specific time I don't think

Actually I think the in game countdown says something

Idk what it is tho

I'm guess probably early in the morning Pacific time

[rain idol]

Ok so a day and 11 hours

[limber zealot]

Usually trailers drop around noon here in est

[limber zealot]

So yeah noon my time

[rain idol]

So it’s gonna be eight in the morning, November 18

Fun

[limber zealot]

Yeah

[limber zealot]

Idk sounds pretty ideal to me

Should be soon after you wake up

Or already out if you're unemployed

[rain idol]

Not for me I’m impatient

[limber zealot]

It's gonna be on my lunch break so it works out perfectly for me

I'll have good eats and a trailer

I'm way ahead of you

The job I'm doing is only a week and a half

And it comes out a few days before my birthday

[upbeat isle]

Maybe it’s a dumb question, but I’m playing with a controller and the combined jump/dodge button is the worst. I can’t be the only one. What are controller folks doing with that?

[limber zealot]

Nothing

Deal with it basically

A is jump and dodge

You only jump if you're facing forward or standing still

[rain idol]

Are you playing on a game cube controller😭

[limber zealot]

If you're moving sideways or back it's a dodge

It's pretty rarely an issue

On rare occasion you'll accidentally jump instead of dodging and it fucks you

[upbeat isle]

PS5

[limber zealot]

But it's really rare for me

[tall grove]

It fucks me up all the time

You shouldn’t even be able to jump those ways, there’s no reason to

[limber zealot]

It's just something you get used to after awhile

At least I did

It's a pretty forgiving window

As long as you aren't angling your stick really far forward you'll dodge

[marsh iris]

just unbind jump from dodge key, I rebind jump to Alt or something, dont need to jump so often, only for vaulting over stuff

[limber zealot]

Controller

[upbeat isle]

I hate it. I guess I’ll see if any of the alternative controller schemes have a better setup.

[limber zealot]

They might but idk

I use VT2 layout

[marsh iris]

i cant read

[limber zealot]

Cause I started with Vermintide

[languid hazel]

Gaymers :3

[limber zealot]

Was just talking about felinids earlier

My idea was not well received

[languid hazel]

Mrow

[limber zealot]

I think because of people like you existing

Not that I have a particular issue with it

[marsh iris]

kind of bum if we cant rebind similar for a controller

[languid hazel]

What was the idea?

[twin flower]

Gay?

[limber zealot]

Felinids as a class

[languid hazel]

I love this idea

:3

[limber zealot]

They said that it'd bring out those kind of people

Their words

[twin flower]

His word

[limber zealot]

.

[marsh iris]

jokaero combat ape

[limber zealot]

Fuuuuuuck

I'd send that gif of the guy slamming the card on the table if I could

[marsh iris]

[tall grove]

Felinid femboy class

Make it happen Fatshark

[marsh iris]

you have to put james workshop to sleep first

[tall grove]

We should kill James and take over his workshop

[languid hazel]

I’ll get the pitchforks :3

[gloomy tartan]

New havoc record yay

22

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

Doot doot

[twin flower]

Only upwards from here

[gloomy tartan]

I have infact gotten better

[pseudo timber]

Hell yes

[gloomy tartan]

Dodging makes big difference

[pseudo timber]

Knowing when to based off audio ques is something I've been working on aswell

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah you have to react to it

Can’t be casual bout it

That’s the MANDATORY dodge

[pseudo timber]

I'm considering getting a parry weapon to spam while dodging because I'm still taking chip damage

[gloomy tartan]

Dude I went brain dead mode with Chainsword

[pseudo timber]

Idk what it is because I'm not taking toughness damage but ho directly

[gloomy tartan]

Power sword has amazing block

[pseudo timber]

HP**

[gloomy tartan]

Like amazing block

[twin flower]

DSword has like parry now right

[gloomy tartan]

Idk about parrying

Not my expertise

[twin flower]

If you wanna deal dmg whilst parrying

[pseudo timber]

I saw a clip of some dude parrying like 15 ragers

Was beautiful

[gloomy tartan]

I know power sword has that counter stab

[twin flower]

Its the PA afaik

[gloomy tartan]

It’s good if you do it reliably

Rampage Nd savage sweep on Chainsword lets me just spam light attacks with it

[pseudo timber]

2 days....

[gloomy tartan]

Increase damage and increase cleave when you hit 3 enemies

[pseudo timber]

I love chain sword vet

[gloomy tartan]

Hitting shield guys to make them open up for others to crit is fun

They do a damn t pose

[pseudo timber]

Or just use Sapper shovel and pick them to death

[gloomy tartan]

I hear a lot of good things about shovel

[pseudo timber]

2 charged heavys and crushers are p much folly

[gloomy tartan]

It must be a good shovel

[twin dirge]

Why can't it be the 18th yet

Shovel op bro

[pseudo timber]

It has the best wide sweeps

[gloomy tartan]

But my Chainsword has teeth painted on it tho

That makes it sharper

Don’t you understand

[whole glade]

should i get up and play DT or keep rotting in bed at 1 am?

[pseudo timber]

My shovel has googley eyes on it

[gloomy tartan]

Play havoc with me

Show me how big and strong you are

[gloomy tartan]

Wait like plank from Ed Edd and eddy

[whole glade]

i much rather shit broken glass than play havoc

[gloomy tartan]

How about quick play

I’m actually not lagging tonight

[twin dirge]

I do that for fun broski

I love bloody bowels

[nimble glade]

I always Lex it with street smarts, screen turns into temporary meat grinder.

[whole glade]

bet youd like to have my broken ass classes

[pseudo timber]

Yes

[nimble glade]

Tenderizer I should say..

[pseudo timber]

Big googley

[gloomy tartan]

I just wanted the power of friendship

Are you telling me your a magical broken class twink

[twin dirge]

Mister E ratling leaks? I suppose I'll eat my daily slop

[gloomy tartan]

I didn’t know I was in the presence of a legendary magic item

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Same, don't worry fren. Join #arbites-class today. Enlist, become a Lexmate.

[whole glade]

i have a broken ogryn, zealot, pysker classes

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys what does Frak mean ?

[twin dirge]

Fuck

[whole glade]

fuck

[gloomy tartan]

Why does my Chainsword say fuck this! On it

[nimble glade]

No cursing plz

[twin dirge]

Why doesn't it

[whole glade]

they still use shit

tho

which is funny

[nimble glade]

I joke, don't care.

[twin dirge]

Is shit truly a curse?

[whole glade]

eat my ass bitch

[pseudo timber]

Felinid class

[gloomy tartan]

It’s written on the sharp end

[twin dirge]

I handle shit like it's a semi curse

[nimble glade]

🗣️ NO.

[whole glade]

fine im getting on

fuck it

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t like the implications of it being written on the sharp end of the Chainsword

[whole glade]

we ball

[twin dirge]

Cuz you're gonna fuck someone with the sharp end of your sword

[tall grove]

Well I oughta get to sleep now

[gloomy tartan]

We ⚽️ 🏀 🏈 ?

[tall grove]

Gnight everyone

[gloomy tartan]

It does have teeth painted on it Maybie your cooking

[nimble glade]

@whole glade lol your nickname is funny. Twinkarii

[pseudo timber]

Gnite

[dense verge]

class reveal tomorrow
Im sure they wouldnt drop a ganger...right

[whole glade]

grassy ass, fleshhaver

[nimble glade]

Furry Crusades nightmare fuel

[twin dirge]

I'm still proud of 3 skaven in a coat

My psyker

[whole glade]

i was watching cold ones

but now i gotta play with chris

[gloomy tartan]

What’s wrong with having flesh

[whole glade]

weak.

[gloomy tartan]

A lot of my best friends have flesh

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia had fleshy people on it and Cadia was the best ever

Cadia could do it all night no Gatorade no cigarettes

[twin dirge]

Maybe a fruit cup tho

[whole glade]

valhallans are

[whole glade]

you called?

[pseudo timber]

Mmm cadian cigarettes

[whole glade]

chris

[gloomy tartan]

Yes

[twin dirge]

Not quite the right kind of fruit

[gloomy tartan]

I put my name code thing

[whole glade]

what class am i playing

[gloomy tartan]

Whatever feels gud

[twin dirge]

Play psyker

[whole glade]

hoe

[twin dirge]

Duh

[whole glade]

which class?

[gloomy tartan]

Hoes do feel gud

[whole glade]

of pysker?

[twin dirge]

No fire

[gloomy tartan]

I like bubbles

[whole glade]

inferno staff?

[twin dirge]

Grab a force gs and scryers + lightning

[gloomy tartan]

I have no idea what that is I only play vet

[twin dirge]

[gloomy tartan]

I’m vanilla Icecream

[twin dirge]

I play everyone that isn't ogryns

[whole glade]

i have a bubble H40 inferno staff pysker

[gloomy tartan]

Sounds lit

[twin dirge]

Yeah but that's boring

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Servitor

[twin dirge]

I feel like a servitor at work

[twin dirge]

[gloomy tartan]

Do I invite you or do you invite me

[whole glade]

Already am. to mommy hadron

[twin flower]

[twin dirge]

Invite each other

Easy

[whole glade]

ill invite you

[gloomy tartan]

Thanks

[gloomy tartan]

Bitch what

[twin dirge]

Surprise everyone and drop the class a day early

[gloomy tartan]

That’s some art right there

[nimble glade]

🗣️ No.

Pre-servitor

Maybe the new class is a servitor?

[hazy kestrel]

I am so ready for

[nimble glade]

Peak meme art

[somber stream]

I bet it's [Put literally anything here] tomorrow

[nimble glade]

Could be, you have a point.

[gloomy tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/40k-warhammer-warhammer-40k-space-marine-cadia-gif-2654368030179544256

[nimble glade]

[somber stream]

[whole glade]

join

chris

[pseudo timber]

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEse

[hazy kestrel]

THE TIME OF DELIVERANCE WILL SOON BE AT HAND, MECHANICUS-BROS!

I WANT TO BELIEVE!

[snow bane]

Nah cold trader

[somber stream]

Mass effect 4 when

Oh wait Bioware is dead

[hazy kestrel]

SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! SHUN!

[twin dirge]

HL3 got leaked again

[whole glade]

@gloomy tartan

JOIN

[snow bane]

Give some eldar weapons

[twin dirge]

Melta weapon fucking when

[hazy kestrel]

Just like Vet’s class art heavy mg.

[twin dirge]

Heavy stubber on vet when

[somber stream]

That might happen

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

We have the Model, we have the mechanic

[twin flower]

After another year maybe

[somber stream]

Yeah next year prob

[twin flower]

[whole glade]

Where tf is chris?

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

Sorry had to do something fw

Raw

No

AHHH

REAL QUICJ

damn you STEVE JOBS

[hazy kestrel]

[whole glade]

hurry up gang

also

[twin dirge]

Had to do something raw rq huh

[whole glade]

i have no mic

cuz brok

[twin dirge]

Hah, bozo

[twin flower]

raw doggin it

[snow bane]

Fix it

[twin dirge]

^

[gloomy tartan]

I didn’t get a thing

Sorry

[twin dirge]

The self proclaimed Twinkarii can't even tinker a mic

[twin flower]

[whole glade]

as in too brok for one

[twin dirge]

Oh

Well that's boring

Shoulda just said it blew up

[whole glade]

my headset is on life suport for 4 years

[gloomy tartan]

I listed a party rn

[snow bane]

My headset is a single earmuff tied to my head

[gloomy tartan]

Damn low-key can you wait I need to go get gas

[snow bane]

Skill issue

[gloomy tartan]

It’s cheaper at 11 and it’s almost 11

Unless we can speed run a match

Idk what difficulty we’re doing

[twin flower]

Havoc of course

[whole glade]

gang

.

[gloomy tartan]

But they said they’d rather crap glass

[whole glade]

its 1 am.

tf

you need gas fo?

[gloomy tartan]

Not here

[twin flower]

for nanya

[gloomy tartan]

Fo my gadamn motor vehicle

[whole glade]

how long?

[twin dirge]

I get gas at midnight here cuz nobody is ever here

and I have an employee discount

[whole glade]

imagine driving

[gloomy tartan]

Its 10:25 gas is cheaper after 11

[whole glade]

my bf drives everywhere

like the slave he is

[twin dirge]

I drive myself up the fuckin wall

[gloomy tartan]

This is new lore revealed

[whole glade]

due to him being my servetor

[twin dirge]

Is he a cherub

Little flying baby

[twin flower]

heh

[hazy kestrel]

You’re telling me your gas station isn’t haunted? Say hi to the spooky ghosts pal.

[hexed sable]

Have they even updated arbites yet

[twin dirge]

My boy i work graveyard shift, I'm already well acquainted with Pauline

[neon agate]

I mean you are a bird you have wings

[gloomy tartan]

wtf do you mean a cherub lol

[twin flower]

Look it up

Theyre a thing

[twin dirge]

It's a servoskull that isn't old

[gloomy tartan]

Arbites has 20 percent more bites

[twin dirge]

My arbites has 20 percent less bites, I run lone wolf

[gloomy tartan]

Oh god I forgot there’s female arbites

[whole glade]

chris better hurry up or im putting them in the gulag

like the good soviet i am

[twin dirge]

He's already in the gulag

[gloomy tartan]

I’m getting no notifications 😭

[whole glade]

BC YOUR OFFLINE

[twin dirge]

Like I said

I live offline

[gloomy tartan]

Whut how

[twin dirge]

It's nice here

[gloomy tartan]

Damn send me ur number code thing

[languid hazel]

They should release

[gloomy tartan]

Idk what’s wrong gang

[whole glade]

O CASAL MAIS LINDO DO BRAZIL 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[languid hazel]

New personalities fore each class!

[gloomy tartan]

Thanks for trying to do the helpful thing and inv md

[whole glade]

WHA?

[snow bane]

Kek

[whole glade]

why

[hazy kestrel]

Be sure to hit ‘em with the: “You are accused of treason and anti-Soviet behavior. The court finds you guilty, and sentences you to be shot.” comrade.

[twin flower]

why not

[whole glade]

so just C.I.A?

[languid hazel]

Good night :3

[gloomy tartan]

Just send me ur fat shark code thing and I’ll join you

[astral basin]

What fresh hell is this

[whole glade]

go get yo damn gas

[gloomy tartan]

Oh okay

I’ll be back

[hazy kestrel]

No, the NKVD, which was probably worse in every measure possible.

[astral basin]

Famous last words

[gloomy tartan]

Terminator theme song plays

It is raining so

[twin dirge]

AUGHHHHH

[gloomy tartan]

Forgive me if I don’t hit that gas like a race

[twin dirge]

Idk what came over me sorry

[twin dirge]

I mean, I drive like I'm being chased ngl

[gloomy tartan]

Chased by who tho

[whole glade]

Worse than the nazi seret police? the CIA fucks everything it touches dawg

[hazy kestrel]

What a terrible day for rain.

[twin dirge]

Tyrone

[gloomy tartan]

Tyrone biggums?

[twin dirge]

And I owe him money

[gloomy tartan]

He’s fast

[astral basin]

Hes feeling romantical

[twin dirge]

Tyrone doesn't take kindly to an IOU

[gloomy tartan]

It’s 7 o clock on the dot

[astral basin]

Shoot me

[pseudo timber]

It's tideO'Clock

[gloomy tartan]

He need a crack rock on da spot

[whole glade]

me when

uh

ermmm

sawg moment

[twin dirge]

Hm, sounds heretical

[astral basin]

Eakimo kiss never hurt noone

[gloomy tartan]

How do you know?

…how do you know?!?

[twin dirge]

It hurt me

[gloomy tartan]

…how do you know 🙁

[marsh iris]

im smelling good right now, im ready for the torrents

[gloomy tartan]

Servo skulls don’t be Eskimo kissing say it ain’t so

[whole glade]

PERSON

[twin dirge]

Shit lemme get a sniff

[whole glade]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TYPING

HURRY UP

[twin dirge]

The bible

[hazy kestrel]

Well, the head of the NKVD during Stalin’s time was Beria, an absolutely terrible / evil bastard. Funnily enough, the statement I referenced earlier was said during his execution by firing squad by Kruschev in the film “The Death of Stalin.”

It’s a great but really dark at times, comedy-ish film.

[whole glade]

stalins death was meh, just matural causes

bro just died

[hazy kestrel]

Well yeah, but I’m talking about the dark comedy of the same name.

[whole glade]

marxism intensifies

[marsh iris]

guess he was unable to stalin' for time

[gloomy tartan]

Why was Mia Khalifa on the morningstar next to me a second ago?

We really recruiting anyone

Gadamn

[astral basin]

No nose. No eskimo kiss to be done
All kisses committed upon us deceased tools of the emperor is uncommon behavior

[hazy kestrel]

The movie is pretty funny, as it’s more or less about the power vacuum shenanigans surrounding Stalin’s death and his cabinet members, but when it gets dark, it gets dark.

[whole glade]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[gloomy tartan]

This rain is ass

[whole glade]

bc its a war like movie?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s raining ass

[hazy kestrel]

No

[whole glade]

sounds mid then

[gloomy tartan]

I like the guy in death of Stalin with a billion medals who had way more medals in real life than portrayed in the movie. His entire chest was covered in medals

[astral basin]

Recently heard of a political figure that became a communist bc the cia had to explain who marx was when he was a kid while trying to question

[hazy kestrel]

It basically tells you how Beria was an absolute bastard / evil person.

[gloomy tartan]

He was literaly armored in a layer of medals

[hazy kestrel]

Zhukov, yeah, the actor playing him was great.

[gloomy tartan]

Also shows Beria crying like a punk ass

[hazy kestrel]

They had to remove a bunch of medals, I heard.

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine a commisar with their entire chest covered in medals like Zhukov

[whole glade]

me when

uhhh

[hazy kestrel]

Was very cathartic, that.

[whole glade]

ummm

[gloomy tartan]

They portrayed him with way less medals because they didn’t think people would find it believable and assume it was a joke

[pseudo timber]

Erm what the flip

Who up darkening they tide

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, I heard about that.

[gloomy tartan]

Literaly they didn’t think people would be able to accept that a guy had a chest entirely covered in medals

[whole glade]

imma reinvent emo

and makw it gay as hell

[gloomy tartan]

They just ran out of stuff to award Zhukov and kept coming up with new medals for him

[pseudo timber]

They already did, it's called Midwest emo

[twin flower]

bruh

[whole glade]

ew

[gloomy tartan]

Eventually he got a layer of medals covering his chest like fucking Smaug from lord of the rings with his gold and precious gems armored belly

[astral basin]

Emo was always a lil gay ngl

[gloomy tartan]

Bro had lamellar armor from his fucking ammount of medals

[pseudo timber]

Emotions are inherently gay, yes

[whole glade]

imma be a gigachad and reread the communist manifesto while i wait for chris

TO GET THE FUCK ON

[gloomy tartan]

Emos have resistance to bleeding out on the battlefield they are a specialized division of the adeptus militarum

[astral basin]

If you want “absolute slay af” emo
You gotta look into scene

[gloomy tartan]

I’m waiting till it’s 11 so it’s cheaper

[pseudo timber]

Listen to Charles mansons entire musical discography 🗣️

[rocky radish]

Uncontrollably rage isn't

[ancient violet]

Gay means happy

Straight means sad 😈

[gloomy tartan]

I mean the Spartans were filled with rage

And they loved ass

[hazy kestrel]

I think Zhukov’s funniest line from the movie was: “I’m off to represent the entire Red Army at the buffet, you ladies enjoy yourselves.”