general-chat

[dapper trench]

Im a man of my word

[dry bay]

Bet

[dapper trench]

ask, fuck i dont shes here anymore

the other chick that woofs

[dry bay]

The what

[dapper trench]

whats her name

[dry bay]

Thats so vauge in this server with the amount of furries here

[tall grove]

Stinky psyker felinid girl

[dry bay]

Oh

[dapper trench]

No

idts

[tall grove]

11 so far by my count

[languid hazel]

Maxine?

[dry bay]

11 too many

[tall grove]

Furry hate in the big 25 🥀

[hidden trout]

In reality youre tanking your own damage to give your team a little more safety

[little marten]

Be the rolling wave, not the stubborn breakwater.

[dry bay]

No hate

[hidden trout]

Like more than halving your own damage

On a class that is otherwise all about dealing damage

[dapper trench]

MOEBIAN

[jaunty path]

Mobians

Sonic..

[little marten]

Do we scream for ice cream

[jaunty path]

I scream

Does that count

[dapper trench]

Fuck you missus

[jaunty path]

Lol

Where'd that come from

[dapper trench]

idk

[gloomy tartan]

Fight fight fight kiss kiss kiss

[tall grove]

What’s the point of the ironhelm thammer?

[jaunty path]

Different way to attack

[tall grove]

Then why say it’s “too many”

[hidden trout]

What indeed

[dapper trench]

Just like seeing your response

[jaunty path]

I want food

[dry bay]

Because its too many

[jaunty path]

Farts in your face

[dapper trench]

See this

[tall grove]

How so?

[dry bay]

Dont see how its hateful

[dapper trench]

this is funny to me

[dry bay]

Youre grasping for straws

[jaunty path]

I'm bored.

Wait

[dapper trench]

get a job then

[little marten]

Hi bored I’m Nurgle gamer

[jaunty path]

When did I say this

Jesus

[tall grove]

Things like that tend to be said by those “antifur” cornballs

[dry bay]

Anti fur cornballs

Lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Antifur?

[little marten]

I got ghost of yotei why does the woman look like Elon musk lmao

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck is

What?

[jaunty path]

Anti furs after freezing to death in the winter

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking what?

[dry bay]

Mfw the real cornballs are the ones in the fur

[tall grove]

Anti furries. Basically edgy fourteen year olds saying they’ll hunt furries like animals or whatever

[neon badger]

whomst've

[dapper trench]

AH FUCK SHE GOT BANNED

[gloomy tartan]

Furries exist in Warhammer?

[dapper trench]

wait

[little marten]

Who got banned

[dapper trench]

the mobian chick

[little marten]

Makes sense

[tall grove]

For what?

[little marten]

Didn’t she come back pretending to have brain damage

[minor narwhal]

reclaimator... class... reveal...

[tall grove]

Wait what? 😭

[little marten]

And used it to passively aggressively insult people

[dapper trench]

Fwth

[little marten]

Ah man you missed some wild server lore

It was very cringe

[tall grove]

Please explain it to me

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia stands

[dapper trench]

Was it vr chat level cringe

[little marten]

Someone came back called Maxine with same typing style etc etc

People saying oh it’s Maxine back

[dapper trench]

YEA MAXINE

[little marten]

She kept saying she was in an accident and hurt her head so wasn’t sure

[dapper trench]

Figured

[little marten]

“You don’t seem like we were friends before I was hurt” kinda shit to people just saying hello and stuff

[dapper trench]

Type shit

[tall grove]

Why?

[little marten]

Young and edgy I’d imagine

[tall grove]

That’s not even edgy though it’s just weird

[gloomy tartan]

Nurgle ain’t edgy

[little marten]

Well yeah lol was pretty whack

[gloomy tartan]

He’s round

[little marten]

Nah not me

[gloomy tartan]

I ment the god nurgle

[little marten]

😳

[dapper trench]

ew

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao I totally forgot your name

[dapper trench]

anyway yea

[gloomy tartan]

Wait no nurgle has horns those can be edgy

[little marten]

My fault really for jumping at it like an attention starved puppy

[gloomy tartan]

Your good lol

[little marten]

But yeah the Maxine return was weird

[dapper trench]

Crazy work

[little marten]

Never really had an issue with Maxine figured just a youngster who wanted to lament but wasn’t interested in hearing responses that weren’t the responses they wanted

[dapper trench]

....

[little marten]

But the whole memory loss thing was a bit much

[dry bay]

Did they have phantom sense

[dapper trench]

you have no idea how old that made you sound

[dry bay]

Ok unc

[little marten]

I mean compared to a 17 year old I’m quite old lol

[dry bay]

What 27?

[little marten]

30

[dry bay]

Damn unc

[dapper trench]

FUCKING KNEW IT

[limpid tide]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1jwmFdGxyG0

[dry bay]

Im 29 in a month

[little marten]

Ikr 💀

[dry bay]

[ocean widget]

well of course you fucking knew it
hes got his birth year in his username

[limpid tide]

Honest reaction to rejects who want to fight Plague Marines

[full scarab]

does anyone even play psykhanium on auric

[dapper trench]

Never looked at it

[ocean widget]

hes literally called dropbeatsnotbombs1995 zero
not smthsmth2008

[little marten]

DDM stalking me

Such a sick username

[ocean widget]

least stalkable thing known to man

[little marten]

Don’t lie you wish you had that username

[tall grove]

Wouldn’t that be Jared Leto?

[ocean widget]

yeah

wait what did maxine get banned for

[ocean widget]

no because jared leto has money

[dapper trench]

Stalker

Dense

Im a man of standards

[gloomy tartan]

Jared Leto is a gene cultist

[dapper trench]

more of staring at their avi in a mirror level cringe

[ocean widget]

what did maxine get banned for tho

[ocean widget]

only good thing to do in vrchat is look like freddie mercury, play murder mystery and stab a bunch of fuckers while riding a bike

[dapper trench]

wasnt here to know

[ocean widget]

oof

@misty trench did maxine get banned

[gloomy tartan]

I imagine gambling as master chief or hologram Tupac would be fun in vr chat

Though that must get old at some point

[dapper trench]

Mods keep track of who they ban?

[ocean widget]

yeah its called a log

every so often they have to replace it by chopping down another tree

[gloomy tartan]

Johnny Appleseed would like to have a word

[little marten]

Fair play aquilla hate discussing bans but also always spills the tea

Based tbh

[ocean widget]

whos the most canadian mod anyway

[gloomy tartan]

Hey what would the equivalent of hologram Tupac be in darktide ? A hologram Gloriana ?

[ocean widget]

so yeah whichever dickhead that is goes out in their lumberjack outfit and chops down a new tree for the log zero

[dapper trench]

ight

[dapper trench]

how 100% R2 going?

[ocean widget]

well given there arent rappers in warhammer
you're shit outta luck there

[ocean widget]

i am still suffering

almost got the last prism though

fucking hate it

[dapper trench]

How much is left?

[gloomy tartan]

Not the rapper part I ment the making a hologram of a beloved figure

I know Grendel’s got a hologram floating head but I don’t know how famous they are

[ocean widget]

couple traits, rings relics amulets

some concoctions and consumables, 2 mutators and a dream

if only they kept RFTAs survival

[ocean widget]

probably just the holostatue

[gloomy tartan]

Do we ever even meet Grendel ?

[ocean widget]

no

why would we
they're an inquisitor and w'e're some dickhead with a gun

[gloomy tartan]

Figured. Rannick seems like our top dog boss

[dapper trench]

No

theres still someone above him

He is still a interrogator

which is a insquisitor in training

[gloomy tartan]

I mean top dog boss we actually talk too

Like you said we don’t interact with Grendel

[dapper trench]

I never said that

[gloomy tartan]

We never see Grendel?

I’m sure we follow his orders but like personally interact with them I mean

[dapper trench]

we do

like in vox feeds

never in person

Hell the Arbites talked to him at some point

[gloomy tartan]

Didn’t know the arbites did that

[twin flower]

the arbeetes

[dapper trench]

The arbites arent rejects their on Tertium due to the tithe, and were briefed by grendel.

at least the Plt sgt was

[fathom fulcrum]

Greetings, biological units

[dapper trench]

sup nerd

[fathom fulcrum]

Praise Omnissiah. My systems acknowledge your presence. State operational status.

[tall grove]

Oh cool an admech dude

[fathom fulcrum]

Affirmative. The provided assertion aligns with established parameters.

[tall grove]

Found any air fryers yet?

[fathom fulcrum]

Hmm... My inclinations align more closely with the sacred art of thermal foodstuff conversion devices.

[dry bay]

Is the next class gonna be an ad mech? @fathom fulcrum

[whole glade]

me and my bf tried watching hazbin

[fathom fulcrum]

A favourable probability is desired, blessed be the Omnissiah.

[tall grove]

Oh, damn

[dry bay]

Blessed be the Omnissiah

[tall grove]

Blessed be

[whole glade]

ill put in a good word for you varlets

[dry bay]

Remember captain. B Positive

[fathom fulcrum]

Query: Do designated entities desire sensory input of a technically advanced marvel?

[whole glade]

maybe

[fathom fulcrum]

My attempts to interface and display the designated data construct have encountered unforeseen operational impedance. The transmission remains unfulfilled, the causal matrix obscured by factors yet to be resolved.

[whole glade]

you have enough processsors

figure it out.

[dapper trench]

how tall is rinda karnak?

[fathom fulcrum]

Dominant Materiel Unit. Requesting binary code. Designated also: anomaly. Cognition: Heretek.

[whole glade]

yes

[hidden trout]

You're playing with fire

[dapper trench]

Get your mind out of the gutter

[stark bobcat]

7-9 feet

[fathom fulcrum]

The databanks yield no cognisance within the parameters of the present inquiry. Logics unavailable.

[astral laurel]

She's tall enough to fall hard

[fathom fulcrum]

Praise Omnissiah

[blazing ibex]

I don't think she got banned

[tall grove]

If the ommnissiah produces people like hadron I might have to start practicing it’s religion

[fathom fulcrum]

My imaging systems lack the required enunciation processes for data transference.

[dapper trench]

give me a second

[nocturne flicker]

carrrrl

[whole glade]

use one of our servoskulls, one of our more "intelligent" ones.

[hazy kestrel]

Paul

[nocturne flicker]

how many stimms did you take, carrrl

did you get bit

[fathom fulcrum]

(I'm just not able to send Screen shots)

[nocturne flicker]

we can all

we can all goon together

[hazy kestrel]

Paul, what are you babbling about?

[fathom fulcrum]

Designated entity, your deviation from the Omnissiah's path is a lamentable testament to inadequate processing power and corrupted data streams. Heretek.

[tall grove]

Not yet

Not yet

[nocturne flicker]

yeah not this one. excluded from the sesh for now

[ocean widget]

busy

[whole glade]

try our "darktide-pic-vids" vox channel

[ocean widget]

you're a grey name

[nocturne flicker]

sorry fellas, my younger brother has started doing walking dead impressions and got some stuck in my head

[fathom fulcrum]

:(

[astral laurel]

Heresy is not a natural thing but a contrivance. Truly, all things can be conjoined.

[ocean widget]

is he doing impressions of the walking or the dead

[full scarab]

cant find any damnation or auric psykhanium game😭

[hazy kestrel]

I thought you were referencing Llamas with Hats.

[ocean widget]

nobody plays those

[tall grove]

“We are the walking dead”

[fathom fulcrum]

Elucidate the protocols for acquisition of operational prerogatives.

[nocturne flicker]

i was doing the rick grimes one he did

there's also

WHAT IS THAT 😤

[ocean widget]

sorry i speak english

[fathom fulcrum]

How do I become red

[ocean widget]

speak

[little marten]

Post beans for red name

[astral laurel]

Consume the beans.

[fathom fulcrum]

Affirmative. Cognition circuits register comprehension.

[hazy kestrel]

BEAN SOUP

[ocean widget]

you are stupid

thats just beans in sauce

[astral laurel]

makes a bunch of toast with which to eat the beans

[hazy kestrel]

Yes.

[nocturne flicker]

c'mon man only beans? at least throw in some damn pork for the poor lads

pork and beans are good

[ocean widget]

they're not getting the fucking little sausages khorne

they dont deserve the little sausages

[fathom fulcrum]

Acknowledged. This substrate manifests Chaotic corruption: its essence is an affront to the Machine God.

[nocturne flicker]

i'm talking about like chunks of pork not snags

cowboy pork n beanssss 😤

[ocean widget]

why the fuck would you put pork in a tin of beans
do we look like we're living in the fucking days where we build barns

you dont build a barn dumbass

[nocturne flicker]

not the tinned stuff ew nooo

[nocturne flicker]

uncle reference

what is this, 1785?

i think that's the year he says...?

either way, unc got some MEAN antagonise lines on John in the RDR2 epilogue holy shit

[hazy kestrel]

You’re telling me people eat beans on toast? Absolute sacrilege.

[nocturne flicker]

horrible, horrible stuff

[fathom fulcrum]

Praised be the Omnissiah. I extend the binary salutation. Wouldst any processing unit be inclined to join me in the recitation of Litanies to the Machine God?

[little marten]

Could have bean

[ocean widget]

im going to beat you both with a 2 by 4

[little marten]

wtf

[hazy kestrel]

You either eat baked beans from the can, by themselves, or in bean soup. Beans on toast is a culinary abomination.

[little marten]

Beans on toast with grated cheese and a dash of Lea and Perrins

[astral laurel]

How else would you eat beans

Beans on toast is fantastic.

[nocturne flicker]

01011001 01100101 01110011 00101100 00100000 01100110 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110011 01100101 01110010 01110110 01100001 01101110 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000 00101110

[little marten]

Like M&Ms

[hazy kestrel]

On a tostada, in a taco, in soup, I could go on.

[nocturne flicker]

c'mon man you gotta admit there's better stuff

[little marten]

Realistically

[tall grove]

Uhhh machine good, flesh cringe?

[little marten]

How many individual beans do you think you could have on your body before they smothered you to death

[fathom fulcrum]

01001001 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110010 01100101 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100011 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100110 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110000 01110000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01000010 01101100 01100101 01110011 01110011 01100101 01100100 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000

[astral laurel]

Another great option is to pour the beans on some grilléd cheese

[ocean widget]

im not wasting a perfectly good knife on bean insulters

[nocturne flicker]

personally i like to drink wine sweetened with lead-diacetate

[little marten]

For reference according to google ai

[astral laurel]

That's going to kill you

[little marten]

The average can of beans has 465 beans in

[nocturne flicker]

beans aren't allat, especially the canned stuff. tastes... ugh.

[ocean widget]

they're a doctor
they know that

[ocean widget]

motherfucker what brand of tinned beans are you buying

[astral laurel]

Of course a nurglite would sink to using genAI

[nocturne flicker]

no, in fact, it will just give me lead poisoning

[hazy kestrel]

Imagine eating beans on toast. Grutting hell pal.

[little marten]

We’re probably talking at least a billion beans to kill a man right?

[nocturne flicker]

any of them

[ocean widget]

thats why

you buy heinz dickhead

stop buying non-heinz

[astral laurel]

I mean if they're raw, it doesn't take all that much, really.

Most beans have a toxin in them

[little marten]

Actually a billion beans is insane

[blazing ibex]

I want fejioada

[fathom fulcrum]

Auditory input suggests correlation with percussive resonance originating from a skeletal or loosely affixed assembly.

[astral laurel]

cooking them neutralizes the poison.

[ocean widget]

i could kill a man with 465 beans easily according to your AI bollocks, just lob the tin at the poor bastard

[nocturne flicker]

heinz is still bad. heinz spaghetti is... something i'd eat i suppose.

[blazing ibex]

I could kill for some rice with black beans rn

[astral laurel]

I cannot eat rice :<

[little marten]

Why has the idea of asking an AI how many beans are in a can upset you so much 😹

[nocturne flicker]

but beans are just not it with the sauce they always douse it in with the canned shit. i'd rather just eat them with molasses or something

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t understand you, random Mechanicus guy.

[ocean widget]

you have fucking abysmal quality food over there, no wonder a dude got arrested for enjoying the only half decent thing over there

[ocean widget]

AI is a cunt

[nocturne flicker]

i love black bean and rice

[little marten]

I agree

[nocturne flicker]

over where?

[blazing ibex]

s a m e

[little marten]

Bro we talking baked beans

[blazing hawk]

I love rice mmmmmm

[little marten]

Bean there done that got the tshirt

[fathom fulcrum]

If lacking the Omnissiah's benediction, consignment to the Warp's entropy is logically ordained.

[blazing hawk]

Except purple and brown rice fuck them

[nocturne flicker]

i was responding to someone who said they liked black bean and rice

[blazing hawk]

Fried rice is overrated

[ripe tangle]

I actually like purple rice with beans…

[ocean widget]

australia

[blazing ibex]

Put some pork sausage, bacon ||and maybe pig feet if you're feeling adventurous|| in that and you'll feel a degree of satisfaction that makes you feel like you were blessed by Slaanesh.

[hazy kestrel]

Them’s fighting words pal.

[fathom fulcrum]

01000001 01110111 01100101 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101

[blazing hawk]

Fro likes her slop

[nocturne flicker]

sometimes i dice up champignons and fry them up in the fried rice

[little marten]

I really think we’re starting from the topic

[nocturne flicker]

bc they're cheap and taste good

[little marten]

How many thousands in a million a thousand right

[ocean widget]

a man got arrested for enjoying a succulent chinese meal khorne and you're laughing

[nocturne flicker]

most of our food comes from the UK so go figure

[little marten]

1000 per two tins of beans

[fathom fulcrum]

Praise the Omnissiah, warrior-sister of the Adepta Sororitas. Acknowledge the binary benediction.

[blazing hawk]

Fried rice is one uniform taste with uniform texture not cool

[nocturne flicker]

yooooo

[blazing ibex]

What the heck

[nocturne flicker]

he died 🥺

[little marten]

Wait I’m wrong

[ocean widget]

i saw

[ripe tangle]

Praise be! Oh adamant ally of the Imperial Cult.

[blazing ibex]

What fried rice are you eating bud?

[blazing hawk]

You are the most corny fucker in the darktide server today

[blazing hawk]

My own and from wok hei

[somber stream]

Half life 3 march 2026

[blazing hawk]

Egg fry rice

[fathom fulcrum]

01100101 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100001 01110011 01110011

[little marten]

Ok definitely not a billion beans but I’d wager around 500-750k beans to kill a man

[blazing hawk]

As uncle roger intended

[somber stream]

The lord has return to us

[nocturne flicker]

you better not be joking

[somber stream]

No im not

[ocean widget]

"In 2023, the top partner countries from which Australia Imports Food Products include New Zealand, United States, China, Thailand and Italy."

[tall grove]

Okay Mr party pooper

[ocean widget]

https://wits.worldbank.org/CountryProfile/en/Country/AUS/Year/LTST/TradeFlow/Import/Partner/by-country/Product/16-24_FoodProd

[tall grove]

Cap

[nocturne flicker]

i'm talking about the food we make, not import

[fathom fulcrum]

Acknowledgement rendered for provided impetus, valued binary-companion.

[dapper trench]

alright

5'11

rodin is 5'11

[somber stream]

Hot

[little marten]

What if we just stood in the rain smoking cigarettes together listening to Micheal buble Christmas album

[somber stream]

Hot

[nocturne flicker]

although at least we import food from asia and the mediterranean. it's like the one thing that keeps us sane

[ripe tangle]

I was going to say, aren’t the largest exporters of food globally China, the United States, and to an extent Germany?

[dapper trench]

so

[blazing ibex]

Yeah this is a good one

[dapper trench]

him and rinda are 5'11

[languid hazel]

ChubbyShork should release CatachanDevilTide

[little marten]

@ocean widget you seem like a buble fan

[fathom fulcrum]

[tall grove]

Anytime. Also, nice robes

[little marten]

In fact I reckon you have a poster of Gary Barlow

[nocturne flicker]

he's misinterpreting what i said as imports, not the food that's made here traditionally

[ripe tangle]

Oh

[analog marsh]

Australia exports like 70% of the food it produces.

[fathom fulcrum]

Acknowledgement matrix calibrated. Your own visual processors exhibit an aesthetic pleasing to my machine spirit.

[ocean widget]

well then its not from the UK is it

[ripe tangle]

I’m just talking who exports the most food and who basically everyone gets food from to at least some degree

[little marten]

Ukraine significant wheat exports prior to the war

[nocturne flicker]

we're literally a former british colony and most of our "traditional" foods were originally british

[ripe tangle]

It’s mostly the three I mentioned

[nocturne flicker]

pies, sausage rolls, etc.

[fathom fulcrum]

My organic processing unit registers agreeable input from Corpse Starch consumption.

[dry bay]

what food? sand?

[little marten]

Breadbasket if Europe etc etc

[analog marsh]

bruh what.

[little marten]

China also exports a lot of food under the table through places that brand it as locally sourced I.e Italian tomatoes

[ripe tangle]

Australians are so tough, they eat sand apparently.

[nocturne flicker]

mmm

[fathom fulcrum]

The data-constructs designated 'Australians' maintain their existence within the designated spatial-temporal locus of Kronos.

[tall grove]

I’m a sucker for cool long robes, and red is my favourite colour. Me liking admech vestments was inevitable

[little marten]

Admech look like kkk but instead of burning crosses they refit ink cartridge

[nocturne flicker]

fortunately the 20th century brought a lot of mediterranean and asian immigration to australia and fixed it

we have good food now

[dapper trench]

wait

[somber stream]

Do aussies have any signature dish?

[fathom fulcrum]

Veneration acknowledged, biological compatriot. Luminosity coefficient of my organic integument registers an 87% shift towards the red spectrum. Acknowledging the Omnissiah's favour.

[little marten]

Shrimp on the Barbie

[somber stream]

Shrimp on the what

[nocturne flicker]

P R A W N S .

[hazy kestrel]

The barbecue

[little marten]

I think beer can chicken is Aussie origin

[hazy kestrel]

I assume

[somber stream]

Bbq? Everyone had bbq

[nocturne flicker]

probably with the anglo aussies

[hazy kestrel]

Idk man, I don’t speak Australian slang.

[nocturne flicker]

i wouldn't be surprised

[tall grove]

Could probably do with a slight bit more gold though. The emperor, or ommnissiah, really seemed to like that colour

[fathom fulcrum]

The consecrated comestible of minced bio-matter confectioned within a farinaceous integument constitutes their designated cultural sustenance vector.

[nocturne flicker]

pavlova is a signature dessert that the new zealanders keep trying to steal

like dude you got lord of the rings let us have this tasty dessert

[analog marsh]

Australia has good original foods as well, like Timtams or Lamingtons or come to think of it a lot of desserts and chocolate related things. Hmm.

I guess also chicken salt if that counts as food

[little marten]

Apparently Australia doesn’t have a national dish

[dapper trench]

yeah more around 5'9 to 5'11

[fathom fulcrum]

00101010 01000010 01101100 01110101 01110011 01101000 01100101 01110011 00100000 01001111 01110111 01001111 00101010

[somber stream]

Looked it up, it’s a cake but without any cake lmao

[little marten]

Vegemite

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve never tried Timtams, are they worth it? I’ve seen them before though.

[somber stream]

Pure cream?

[nocturne flicker]

yeah our "sweet" sector of food is very solid, especially as more natural and less sickening alternatives to most western candies

[analog marsh]

Top tier for sure.

[jaunty path]

So goddamn frosting????

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. it's all the best part

[little marten]

I had burgers today but I put too much mustard in them and got a tummy ache

[tall grove]

Ayo

[nocturne flicker]

and it has fruits on it!

[somber stream]

Are you kidding me

[hazy kestrel]

Neato, will pick them up next time I go shopping.

[jaunty path]

Is it normal to dislike your mother

[languid hazel]

Yes

[somber stream]

:o

[little marten]

Don’t ask me 😈

[nocturne flicker]

it's like one of a million things but yes. it's eaten for christmas

[fathom fulcrum]

Query: Environmental parameters requisitioned?

[somber stream]

Wow

Good to know!

[little marten]

Or Oedipus

[jaunty path]

Hey man do as you like with my mom you may or may not hear it from my father though

[nocturne flicker]

but at the end of the day, i'm still always gonna prefer italian foods

my mamma and nonna got me hooked, taught me the ways

[hazy kestrel]

Italians have some great stuff.

[somber stream]

I prefer french,italien stuff can be a bit bland

[misty trench]

no

[misty trench]

yes

[little marten]

I meant that I dislike mine too

[nocturne flicker]

you ever had pasta alla zozzona?

[hazy kestrel]

I have not.

[nocturne flicker]

depends i suppose

[misty trench]

Gawain

[misty trench]

yes

[tall grove]

Did they just leave then?

[jaunty path]

She is underperforming yeah.

[little marten]

His angels

[misty trench]

seems so, not the first time

[jaunty path]

Aquila? More like gay

[fathom fulcrum]

The sole calculus of optimization necessary for organic components is adherence to the Omnissiah. For the Omnissiah integrates unto the machine god potential Pre-servitor units.

[misty trench]

correct

[ocean widget]

yeah they left originally and the 2nd time
thought they got banned after cus of what zero said

[little marten]

I’m sure she’ll come back after the update with some more passive aggressive sass for everyone

[nocturne flicker]

i've just left a few servers before due to disputes with mods. didn't want to give them the satisfaction of banning me.

not that this would be an issue here ofc

[fathom fulcrum]

Discharge the data-packets, sister unit. (Spill the tea sis)

[tall grove]

Oooh! Oooh! Then we can insult her and ban her

[nocturne flicker]

you should see the goodnight messages i send him 😉

[jaunty path]

Aquila

is this true

are you zest

[little marten]

I’ll leave that to you lol

[jaunty path]

Maxine didn't do anything

[dapper trench]

thank you

[jaunty path]

She just has her own personal issues.

[dapper trench]

figured

[little marten]

She was kinda rude when she came back

[blazing ibex]

If I recall, and I was just working when this was all happening

[tall grove]

I’ll ban her dw

[tacit geode]

I like that the mods actually talk in the server and aren't some mystery force

[blazing ibex]

I think they were being like extra passive aggressive one day acting like they couldnt' remember anyone

[gloomy tartan]

Do the mods have a special color name :o?

[jaunty path]

Like the Inquisition....

[blazing ibex]

And mentioned having a brain injury that was making them lose memories

[little marten]

Mods here are based at, my evidence;

I’m still here

[nocturne flicker]

i prefer to DM the ones i'm friends with like... what's he called here... aquila

[fathom fulcrum]

Why require emotive disruption when the Omnissiah provides all?..

[jaunty path]

I pay mods not to ban me and give me extra leiway

[astral basin]

Was maxine the one that said they had brain damage when they came back?

[blazing ibex]

and I think they even said something really mean to Missus actually at one point and people were asking why she was gaslighting and then she said "I'm out" and then I haven't seen her since

[tacit geode]

Yeah yellow names are the mods

[blazing ibex]

Ya

[jaunty path]

Yes

She claimed to have brain damage

Personally I do not believe it.

[gloomy tartan]

The mods must be doing a great job because I love this server

[little marten]

Why not just pretend she had a awesome sleeve tattoo

Much chiller

[gloomy tartan]

Honestly it’s a fun time

[fathom fulcrum]

holy crap that is wild

[astral basin]

I didnt either but. Who knows

[fathom fulcrum]

breaking out of character to hear that

[gloomy tartan]

If I need help I get it pretty fast, I learn all sorts of Warhammer lore

[fathom fulcrum]

my god

[little marten]

Guys I got an awesome sleeve tattoo btw!

[hazy kestrel]

Still not an excuse to be nasty to other people. At least imo.

[tall grove]

Wow bro broke character lol

[dapper trench]

OKAY

[blazing ibex]

Yeah she was being really mean for no reason lol

[jaunty path]

She was nasty to people?

[dapper trench]

THEIR BOTH 5'10

[little marten]

See I told you guys

[nocturne flicker]

they do it bc i'm they friend 🥰

[little marten]

Now the backups here to confirm it

[elder merlin]

It better be of Nurgle

[dapper trench]

TOOK ME A SECOND

[nocturne flicker]

(it's not true, they're just not looking when i get freaky)

[dapper trench]

RINDA AND RODIN ARE 5'10

[hazy kestrel]

Well, I was referring to how they were rude to you? I should have clarified

[little marten]

Nah I don’t really have any tattoos I’m clean

[nocturne flicker]

or are they? 😉

[full scarab]

btw can someone explain me why melees are that popular in 40k universe

[ocean widget]

put that in the discord search

[nocturne flicker]

still taller than me

[jaunty path]

In my opinion I think it's a ploy to push people away.

[nocturne flicker]

rule of cool

[gloomy tartan]

They’re fucking 5’10???

[ocean widget]

because ammo is limited and no point magdumping

[gloomy tartan]

You don’t have to reload a melee weapon ?

[ocean widget]

nvm wrong one missus

[blazing ibex]

It was something along the lines of not remembering them after the brain damage because they must not have been important enough for them to be remembered

[fathom fulcrum]

I mean.. not to be a smart ass but isn't do not disturb a thing?

[nocturne flicker]

i'm 5'8" 😭

[blazing ibex]

Which is honestly kinda fucked up to say

[fathom fulcrum]

I'M RED

[tacit geode]

Dilara and I jest a lot out of... friendship

[fathom fulcrum]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[ocean widget]

she aint here so who cares

[hazy kestrel]

For sure.

[gloomy tartan]

Twins gang

[nocturne flicker]

R E D N A M E

[tall grove]

Also, if my knowledge is correct? Daemons and whatever are more susceptible to melee because it’s more personal and emotional. Coulda just been misinformation tho

[little marten]

Elaborate?

[fathom fulcrum]

Deus Mechanicus be praised! All glory to the Omnissiah!

[ocean widget]

@jaunty path from: gothory
put that in the discord search

[blazing ibex]

Be unnecessarily mean, people don't want to talk to you.

People don't want to talk to you, easier to distance yourself from said people.

[tall grove]

Yeah but some people like being dramatic

[jaunty path]

It's just my guess. She left a while ago before leaving again and came back here. Her reason for returning is "I saw the game in my library and wanted to see if it had a discord"

[nocturne flicker]

heck i hope admech is the next archetype... please let the bottom half of the "NEW CLASS" text in the roadmap being red be an indicator of admech pleaseeeee

[dapper trench]

that was her name

[gloomy tartan]

Chainsword charge attack makes daemon hosts hp drip like a leaking barrel

[jaunty path]

Which leads me to believe it's not real. That's just my opinion.

[little marten]

Yeah but this is a discord full of randoms lol

[twin flower]

A fellow Chord enjoyer

[blazing ibex]

Which just makes it all the more confusing

But people are just

[nocturne flicker]

btw heavy eviscerator oneshots crushers with FoTF

[blazing ibex]

Confusing sometimes

[gloomy tartan]

Chainsword bolter and screaming about how cool cadia was

[fathom fulcrum]

Btw I was finally able to post my thing in the picture and vids channel

[little marten]

Very true

[gloomy tartan]

That sounds awesome

[hazy kestrel]

Costs nothing to be nice. Some people are just rude for the sake of it tbh.

[fathom fulcrum]

Hope you lot like it ^^

[jaunty path]

No evidence of rudeness in my opinion

[gloomy tartan]

Every time your nice a arbites cyber hound gets pet

[twin flower]

Kaboomies

[nocturne flicker]

i talk because it's free.

i'll say smth and then someone will ask me to repeat it or justify it like 5 seconds later and i'll just be like "...huh?"

[tall grove]

That’s really cool

[little marten]

I guess that’s subjective a bunch of people have already said it was rude behaviour

Actually nvm

[tall grove]

Are you just gonna put it on a shelf or something?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m surprised nurgle doesn’t have a gun that shoots bees at you

[jaunty path]

Likeeeeee

[fathom fulcrum]

Acknowledgement subroutine initiated: gratitude protocols engaged, unit of acquaintance.

[little marten]

This really isn’t something that I have any stake in

[twin flower]

That's Typhus

[jaunty path]

Why do you need to announce your departure lmfao

Don't make no sense.

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. i sometimes use it over relic blade bc the dump stat's in cleave targets for eviscerator, not mobility.

running around all speedy with a two-handed weapon is funny sometimes

[tall grove]

For drama

[nocturne flicker]

yeah when i leave i just... do it

[little marten]

When I’m ready to depart I do a 360 and walk away

[hazy kestrel]

Imagine thinking that anyone would give a toss about someone announcing they are leaving. Some people’s egos sure are up there.

[nocturne flicker]

and i can count on one hand the servers i've left bc of personal issues with other ppl

[fathom fulcrum]

"Smoke machine noises"

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/off-mortis-ghost-the-batter-gif-26825411

[little marten]

I can’t count that high

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

Hey are the big ass rats the ogryn Cary for food from atoma or the Morningstar?

[tall grove]

[gloomy tartan]

Like do those big ass rats roam the ship

[little marten]

Would you care if I announced I was leaving 🥹

[nocturne flicker]

if i left, the whole server would mourn the loss

[tall grove]

I’d celebrate

[little marten]

I would care if a whole bunch of people announced they were leaving

[nocturne flicker]

😂

[little marten]

Based

[fathom fulcrum]

I request a temporal allocation from your processing cycles. Should any unit possess the inclination, let us synchronize in the invocation of blessings from the Omnissiah's sacred Machine-Spirit.

[hazy kestrel]

Not particularly. It would be less funny reading chat though, I will say.

[gloomy tartan]

Who starts a conversation like that I just sat down

[little marten]

You stuck to your guns and I respect that

[tall grove]

Machine is based, flesh is cringe

[fathom fulcrum]

The Omnissiah..

[hazy kestrel]

Nor would I expect anyone to give a damn if I left.

[gloomy tartan]

Machines can’t jiggle

[little marten]

I’d miss you

[fathom fulcrum]

[languid hazel]

Nyooooo they fixed my glitched discord!

[jaunty path]

wdym

[tall grove]

Do it jiggle?

[languid hazel]

Those bastards

[jaunty path]

whats broken

[nocturne flicker]

ogryns can jiggle. make their butts jiggle with every shot fired from twink-linked heavy stubber for an event. i need moar booletssssss

[languid hazel]

I had free nitro for like two months because it bugged out

[gloomy tartan]

Do it jiggle in the name of the god emperor in glorious hymns and wonderous sermons

[jaunty path]

Oof..

[nocturne flicker]

rip ✊

[languid hazel]

I got a free trial from a friend and it never expired

😭

[nocturne flicker]

twink-linked

[fathom fulcrum]

Do you possess the audacity to articulate disparagement regarding the Omnissiah's sacred fabrications?

[nocturne flicker]

😤

i am the twink who links the heavy stubbers

[gloomy tartan]

Ogryns are powered by twink corpse starch?

[languid hazel]

Fuck no Imm too high for thay rn DX

[fathom fulcrum]

"Toaster Noise"

[nocturne flicker]

trust me guys tlhs is best sniping weapon. just crouch, brace and fire in bursts. you can reliably pop snipers 100m away like this.

maybe don't try that on havoc tho

[gloomy tartan]

spills Mountain Dew code red on a servitors head

[languid hazel]

That sign won’t stop me because I can’t read :3

[fathom fulcrum]

The Noosphere data presented emits the deleterious stench of unsubstantiated conjecture.

[gloomy tartan]

Can ogryn read?

[nocturne flicker]

i miss OG twin-linked ammo count fr.

[languid hazel]

Gothspeed gaymer

[astral basin]

Was feeling the same. Dont have experience on it but id think that stuff would take more than a month to just recover let alone get your bearings right

[little marten]

Don’t forget to take this 👑

[fathom fulcrum]

Hey! I'm a toaster!

[gloomy tartan]

Just say based and type shit over and over again

[nocturne flicker]

achlys used to have, like, 150/750 for ammo...

[little marten]

Might be bedtime actually

[nocturne flicker]

it was so funny

[blazing hawk]

Then what happened

[blazing ibex]

what u runnin

[nocturne flicker]

patch 13

they nerfed its ammo count

and mag size

[blazing hawk]

I forgot the current ammo count

[blazing ibex]

based

[gloomy tartan]

Psykers write fan fiction inbetween missions

[nocturne flicker]

it's 139 for magazine capacity, forgot the exact reserves number. i think it's 671? so 139/671.

i'll verify

[blazing hawk]

That's fucking stupid

[tall grove]

Six seven one?

[blazing hawk]

It's not a nice number now

[tall grove]

Six seven?

[blazing hawk]

67

G1

[little marten]

6767

[blazing hawk]

61

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-067-67-6-7-six-seven-sixty-seven-gif-13940852437921483111

[nocturne flicker]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[blazing hawk]

Also

[fathom fulcrum]

Initiate self-termination sequence. Your organic components are deemed redundant. Commence decommissioning. May the Omnissiah salvage your data-spirit.

[blazing hawk]

What kind of sick freak is using 139

It's not even divisible by TWO

[gloomy tartan]

You can’t have my cyborg legs back I’m not dead yet

[blazing hawk]

So ONE of the stubbers has an EXTRA BULLET

[blazing hawk]

I'm going to make you blue screen istg

[nocturne flicker]

it pisses me off

[analog imp]

skitarii. just 3 days away.

[languid hazel]

Wtf does 67 mean?

[fathom fulcrum]

01010100 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101101 01100101

[analog imp]

im so excited about this revelation

[blazing hawk]

Generational mechancius asswhooping on the way

[little marten]

67

[nocturne flicker]

bring back 150/750 achlys tlhs ammo fatshark please

[blazing hawk]

67

[analog imp]

necrons still better

[gloomy tartan]

I just wanna use the heavy lmg and smoke cigarettes and do cool shit is that too much for a vet to ask for

[analog imp]

🥱

glory to the infinite empire

mechanicus is cool though

[nocturne flicker]

i'd be happy if this was even WITH +25% ammo reserves node

[analog imp]

respect the effort

[fathom fulcrum]

Initiate self-termination sequence. Your organic components are deemed redundant. Commence decommissioning. May the Omnissiah salvage your data-spirit.

[blazing hawk]

Can they be based and just give us 1000 ammo no clip no reserve no reloads

[languid hazel]

Okay but then why is it a meme?

[nocturne flicker]

i mean... it'd be funny

[tall grove]

When are we getting admech protogen?

[blazing hawk]

67 is just 69 without the sexual connotations

[little marten]

I think us not knowing has become the reason why

[analog imp]

you INTERLOPERS should GET OFF MY LAWN. I dont want the primitives scent infecting this world. You VERMIN must DIE!

[nocturne flicker]

we need to just stop giving that stupid f*cking 6-7 meme attention so it dies off

[analog imp]

^

so true

[blazing ibex]

I'm too old for 67

[nocturne flicker]

me too. and i'm only like 24 so

[fathom fulcrum]

Initiate self-termination protocols, abhorrent anomaly of cosmic fabrication. Your processing matrix is an affront, repulsive bio-construct. Return to your designated containment chassis, corrupted unit.

[blazing ibex]

I just turned 30 today

[gloomy tartan]

I’m 29

[nocturne flicker]

happy birthday!

[fathom fulcrum]

I'm 17

[analog imp]

From the moment I first witnessed the interlopers, they disgusted me. Eons, we slumbered, waiting to reclaim our galaxy, only for it to become infested with vermin that proliferated in our absence.

[nocturne flicker]

🥳

[tall grove]

Fossil

[blazing ibex]

Doomed to be turned into a fine dust.

[analog imp]

im 16

[blazing ibex]

thank you

[gloomy tartan]

You get cake flavored corpse starch

[analog imp]

god im young

😭

[blazing hawk]

Holy shit 67 mentioned

[fathom fulcrum]

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you.

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/67-6-7-six-seven-sixty-seven-mason-gif-2425080017392035824

[blazing hawk]

Move aside unc 61 is in store

[gloomy tartan]

Robots can’t grow beards tho

[blazing ibex]

Darktide's playerbase is pretty varied with age

[nocturne flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-24-25-gif-13595902

[blazing ibex]

Probably because there's a lot of 40k fans from years past that play it

[analog imp]

Wretched amalgamations of meat and metal, schackled to ignorance by your faith, do you truly believe you can stop us, we who have shattered our very gods, and enslaved them to our will?

[blazing hawk]

Does this guy even own admech minis

[analog imp]

i own necron minis

[gloomy tartan]

attaches a jbl speaker to a securitron

[analog imp]

sautekh dynasty

[nocturne flicker]

Man I love the Etruscans so much

[analog imp]

🤤

[blazing hawk]

Based

I have mechanicus minis I have the servitor battleclade

[gloomy tartan]

Hey what’s up with the flying skulls in the Morningstar

[analog imp]

C'tan shard

[blazing hawk]

Servo skulls

[fathom fulcrum]

Your corporeal form is designated solely for iterative experimentation. You are a construct of inferior metallic composition, meriting incineration and subsequent disposal into the abyssal receptacle from whence you originated. Your maternal matrix is one of darkness.

[analog imp]

i want to get the new nightbringer shard

so badly

[gloomy tartan]

Why aren’t they used to open doors like other servo skulls?

[blazing hawk]

They're menial servitors tasked to do some simple shit like record stuff

[analog imp]

IM FULLY METAL

[fathom fulcrum]

I'M THE BETTER METAL

[gloomy tartan]

Your telling me I could be a flying servo skull ?

[nocturne flicker]

They wore bracelets to show who was dominant and submissive in their relationships.

And they were, like, an actual egalitarian society from what we can tell. Even the Romans and Greeks assert as such.

[blazing hawk]

Because their task requires them to float around

[analog imp]

I CAN REGENERATE

[gloomy tartan]

They seem like the best outcome after death

[analog imp]

WE ENSLAVED OUR VERY GODS, DID YOU? I DIDNT THINK SO!

[fathom fulcrum]

WE HAVE HADRON

[blazing hawk]

If you are respected an honoured enough you can get turned into a flying servo skull that helps people like inquisitors

[gloomy tartan]

You get to be a sick flying skull

[fathom fulcrum]

YOU HAVE NOTHING

[sweet trail]

is it not weird to anyone else that the scab bomber, which i assume is former guard, is literally just some guy carrying grenades? Like, he doesnt have a grenade launcher or anything? Just a random guy with grenades?

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the dream then

[analog imp]

YOUR GOD IS A SHARD OF THE VOID DRAGON! CALM DOWN!

[jaunty path]

two metaloids are fighting

[tall grove]

Hadron my beloved

[blazing hawk]

Anything less and you don't get to fly

[gloomy tartan]

One day I will earn the right to be a flying jbl speaker servo skull

[fathom fulcrum]

YOU CLANKER

[twin flower]

to be fair we just chuck grenades as well

[analog imp]

YOU ARE ONE AS WELL!

WHAT INSULT IS THAT

[fathom fulcrum]

NUH UH

I'M BETTER

[gloomy tartan]

Blasting fetty wap on the battlefield from my servo skull in the name of the god emperor

[fathom fulcrum]

GET BACK IN YOUR COFFIN OLD FOOL

[tall grove]

Okay so maybe don’t just outright lie. You’re built for logic so surely you can admit that their material is t inferior

[nocturne flicker]

there is actually some images of such things occuring in 40k, but i do think maybe a laspistol or something that they have out to shot at you would be nice

[analog imp]

server profile updated

[analog imp]

YOU WOKE ME UP!

[twin flower]

Based

[analog imp]

STOP MEDDLING IN MY TOMBS!

[fathom fulcrum]

WELL GET GOOD

MY TOMBS NOW

[twin flower]

wtf is happening

[analog imp]

okay real note

i cant wait to disentigrate titus on the tabletop

[ripe tangle]

iirc didn’t the Ertuscans also have like an earlier form of pasta they used to eat?

[nocturne flicker]

like, there's an image of a female guardsmen wielding NOTHING but grenades that's canon 40K art

[fathom fulcrum]

Yes yes I know. I love you to

[analog imp]

yo what

[nocturne flicker]

i believe so yes

[fathom fulcrum]

what

[gloomy tartan]

Would you still play fetty wap if I was a servo skull

[twin flower]

Nah..

[analog imp]

can someone call the triarchs human resources

im being harassed

[gloomy tartan]

This is the new version of would you love me if I was a worm

[fathom fulcrum]

I AM THE BETTER MICROWAVE

[analog imp]

im the original one

[nocturne flicker]

The Etruscans also had apparently an insanely competent navy who dissuaded the carthaginians from taking over corsica until after etruria got conquered by rome

[analog imp]

You merely try to copy our technology, primitive.

[fathom fulcrum]

YOU ARE A SMELLY OLD METAL SKELOTON THAT GOONS IN A COFFIN

[analog imp]

yo what

this cant be legal

[gloomy tartan]

Achilles and Patroclus were just roommates

[analog imp]

How does that EVEN work.

[gloomy tartan]

Totally platonic life partners

[jaunty path]

Oh that guy is a necron

[analog imp]

😭

[jaunty path]

makes sense

[analog imp]

im a necron man

yes

is there

a

problem

[fathom fulcrum]

WELL I DON'T KNOW. YOU DON'T LET ME LOOT YOUR COFFINS

[nocturne flicker]

what is going on vro 😭

[fathom fulcrum]

GIVE ME ALL YOUR STUFF

NOW

[analog imp]

im harassing the inferiors

i got no clue

[fathom fulcrum]

You are the inferior

[gloomy tartan]

Necrons definitely write fan fiction

[analog imp]

i hope an arbites beats your skull in, you fake robot.

🥱

[jaunty path]

Well

[fathom fulcrum]

I hope a rattling takes a piss on your coffin, Green freak

[jaunty path]

Admech aren't robots no. they intend to get as close as possible

[nocturne flicker]

KUNG FU PANDA 🗣️🔥

[gloomy tartan]

Cyborgs

[analog imp]

Im going to feed your family to flayed ones.

[gloomy tartan]

Android is a robot that looks like a organic cyborg is organic that looks like a robot

[fathom fulcrum]

Alright @analog imp enough fore play

let's kiss

[analog imp]

yo what

[fathom fulcrum]

you heard me

[analog imp]

ur a freak

[fathom fulcrum]

nuh uh

[analog imp]

please get away from me

[gloomy tartan]

Connect power cables you coward

[tall grove]

Real and canon admech and necron interaction

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. cyborg means "cybernetic organism" iirc. meaning it's organic in nature

[fathom fulcrum]

I will take your home

your home is now my home

[fathom fulcrum]

it's now OUR bed

[gloomy tartan]

It’s funny when ur gets to the point a cyborg looks like a robot and a android looks like a normal organic

[analog imp]

im gonna "accidentally" blow up terras sun

[gloomy tartan]

Pro gamer move

[nocturne flicker]

c l a n k e r .

[fathom fulcrum]

I'm going to use your head as a cup holder

[analog imp]

i got my necron memes on my phone

give me a second here

[fathom fulcrum]

Nuh uh

[gloomy tartan]

Cyborgs are basicly clanker weaboos

[fathom fulcrum]

right here right now

[nocturne flicker]

no image perms sorry

[gloomy tartan]

Instead of being samurai fan bois they fan boi over mechanical parts

[nocturne flicker]

i want to play ghost of yootei 🥺

[ocean widget]

grey name

[nocturne flicker]

but not on pc yet...

[tall grove]

More like ghost of WOKEi

[analog imp]

lemme js boost real quick then

[gloomy tartan]

Bearer seek seek lest

Still wondering wtf fromsoftware ment by this

[nocturne flicker]

is it really?

[fathom fulcrum]

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[ocean widget]

theres no image perms in here so you'll have to post it in #zealot-class

[tall grove]

Well the protagonist is a woman so obviously

[nocturne flicker]

😂

[analog imp]

I’m going back to my tomb world of the mechanicus server

[gloomy tartan]

I like the ds3 final boss being an amalgamation

[analog imp]

I’ll see you in 60 million years

[fathom fulcrum]

HAHA

I WIN

[gloomy tartan]

Aint the god emperor absorbing psykers similarly?

[fathom fulcrum]

PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH

[nocturne flicker]

true, means i can't stare at a man's butt when i go to the hot springs anymore. smh the woke mob ruined ghost of yootei by not letting me see man cheeks

😤

[gloomy tartan]

Making them part of him

[analog imp]

Sleep with one eye open tonight. @fathom fulcrum

[tall grove]

So true

[fathom fulcrum]

That sounds rather romantical

[analog imp]

not like that

[jaunty path]

The god emperor is eating about a thousand a day

[fathom fulcrum]

sure sure

[analog imp]

I just sent multiple destroyers to your location

[fathom fulcrum]

go back to your coffin old man

The REAL Admechs are talking

[sweet trail]

but we also have guns

[analog imp]

I’m younger than you

[gloomy tartan]

I wonder how many souls gwyn ate

[nocturne flicker]

but they added matchlock rifles and matchlock pistols, yari and oodachi vro 🥺

[gloomy tartan]

Well, the fire ate I mean

[sweet trail]

we're not just walking out there with JUST grenades

[astral basin]

@twin dirge i hope you are dealing with this ball game bs too

[fathom fulcrum]

Common Necron L

[analog imp]

common? Let’s look at the scoreboard then

[twin dirge]

Nah just a lot of crackheads today

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t some necron end up missing having skin?

[fathom fulcrum]

I'm going to use you as a carpet

[analog imp]

what

[analog imp]

flayed ones?

[tall grove]

Yeah but woman. And she doesn’t even have massive tits, dumptruck ass, and look like a Barbie doll smh woke mob

[analog imp]

It’s a virus

[fathom fulcrum]

HAHA. YOU HAVE ROBOT PLAUGE

[gloomy tartan]

Missing your skin is a virus?

[analog imp]

Atleast I can still make my cool stuff

[fathom fulcrum]

nuh uh

you're a stinky loser

you stinky stinky old man

[astral basin]

Damn you 😭
Im filling in. Spent all night last night gloating that i wont have to deal with the crowd coming
And here i am

[analog imp]

Would be a shame if I happened to use a tachyon arrow on your titan you can’t produce anymore.

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. again there is ofc guardsmen who do only use grenades, but... giving the scab bomber like a laspistol to shoot you with when you're at medium range wouldn't hurt i don't think. same with dreg bomber, but that'd be a stub pistol or smth equivalent

[analog imp]

Real shame.

[fathom fulcrum]

Do what you want

we still have Hadron

[nocturne flicker]

literally unplayable guys

[analog imp]

I still have The Void Dragon

[twin dirge]

I wish someone would fill in my for bruh, I've had an infection for like 4 weeks now cuz I can't get enough time to rest and actually get over it

[fathom fulcrum]

not for long >:)

What is yours is mine

and what is mine is mine

[analog imp]

that’s-

[fathom fulcrum]

shhhhhhhhh...

we can kiss soon..

[analog imp]

okay you know what I’m letting the tyranids roam free

[fathom fulcrum]

I mean uhhhh

[analog imp]

good luck everyone else!

[fathom fulcrum]

DIE YOU METAL SCUM

[gloomy tartan]

Exterminatus

[nocturne flicker]

J U R A S S I C P A R K .

[analog imp]

so true

we need a meme channel

[fathom fulcrum]

welp I think that's another win for the Omnissiah

[analog imp]

💔

[nocturne flicker]

bro have y'all read the jurassic park novel? shits all over the movie, and the movie itself was great.

same as the lost world, the second novel/film

[analog imp]

huh

interesting

[gloomy tartan]

No tyranids please I don’t want that gene stealer morbias to show up

[tacit geode]

No

not again.

[fathom fulcrum]

Purple guy Virus

[nocturne flicker]

i heavily encourage you or anyone who likes dinosaurs and sci-fi horror to read the jurassic park novel by michael crichton, as well as the second book the lost world. they're REALLY good.

if you wanna read them for free, just like up "jurassic park novel pdf" and it should come up

they keep those pdfs up for educational purposes and such

[astral basin]

Chest pains and need to clean out my sinuses myself
Ive been grabbing the starbucks cans and dropping it in a bottle of choco milk
So im not chugging my cann o’ caff right when i buy it

[blazing hawk]

Every warhammer meme channel that isn't heavily moderated eventually turned into naziposting

[fathom fulcrum]

yeah seems about right

[blazing hawk]

Every warhammer meme channel is extremely unfunny

[fathom fulcrum]

well...

The Omnissiah would disagree buttttttt

[twin dirge]

I just drink as much monster as my heart can handle in a single sitting before standing there in a daze due to it

[blazing hawk]

r/grimdank big dawg

[fathom fulcrum]

Dude I don't use reddit

[nocturne flicker]

too many krieg fans.

i love krieg, but the whole "haha funny charge bad guy with shovel haha they want to die funny" just makes me want to puke. it attracts a very specific kind of people

[fathom fulcrum]

I think Reddit is just unfunny

[nocturne flicker]

REAL kriegsman would use a trench mace

[blazing hawk]

The Warhammer discord tried a meme channel like twice? And it became a nazi cesspool

[blazing hawk]

Or hand axes or bayonets

[nocturne flicker]

(pls port and adjust bully club onto vet and make it a trench mace)

[blazing hawk]

I hate this meme so much

[analog imp]

the necron discord server has it and it’s just stupid memes

[blazing hawk]

Kill team wooo

[analog imp]

so it depends on if it’s affiliated to the imperium or not

[fathom fulcrum]

Initiate haptic interface. Commence ritual of osculation.

[twin dirge]

Y'all i have ducks

[blazing hawk]

Krieg fans should shut the fuck up about krieg memes until they own krieg models and play kill team

[fathom fulcrum]

So spend money to enjoy something?

[analog imp]

I like the “I can’t die it’s impossible” and skeletor meme for Necrons better than the Krieg shovel meme

[nocturne flicker]

i remember this one dude in high school who drank 12 monsters and sat on the bus ride home shaking and sweating while looking around erratically. one of us had 000 (australian emergency number) read on our phone

[analog imp]

actually funny

[astral basin]

Ducks?

[blazing hawk]

In this hobby you need money to be unfunny

[fathom fulcrum]

alright enough stinky stinky talk

I wanna see this persons ducks

[jaunty path]

Farts

Aki send ducks

[blazing hawk]

I get to complain about the minute details on arbites because I own 15 on them and play the arbites kill team

[analog imp]

Im so annoyed at myself

I got the necron kill team right

and I smeared plastic cement on the face of the technomancer

[fathom fulcrum]

right

[blazing hawk]

Canoptek circle I am going to murder you

[twin dirge]

#darktide-pics-vids

[nocturne flicker]

and maybe gather the understanding that kriegers aren't stupidly suicidal, or even suicidal AT ALL. they just aren't AFRAID to die, and find comfort in having repaid their debt to the imperium. they don't just bumrush enemy units, they strategise like any other guard regiment

[fathom fulcrum]

you poor thing

[analog imp]

no the old one

[blazing hawk]

Hierotek circle I am going to dismember you

[analog imp]

cope

[fathom fulcrum]

Dead ass thought you meant real ducks