general-chat

[rocky radish]

I'm sorry to hear that. It must be very stressful

[wicked kayak]

don't use big words you'll only confuse him

[rocky radish]

When the difference is big enough it can genuinely be stressful (yes, I know it's not 205)

ADHD

[jaunty path]

I like to phrase my questions as a guess to what I think it is. like "So state tax is taking a bite out of the price and adding it onto the total?" Like 2% tax on a purchase etc.

I also learn even better with visuals. Like learning chemistry became much more easy to understand when I imagined it with bug creatures I made up.

[brazen pelican]

So for all my 'tism friends. Sertraline, am I right?

[jaunty path]

I take adderall not that!

Adderall kind of helps tho yea

[wooden creek]

Sertraline sucks

SSRIs my beloathed...

[rocky radish]

I learn by doing. I found martial arts was such a stress reliever, because it was the first time I was good at something. I think I learned around 15 styles in 10 years

[brazen pelican]

I started taking tham, felt no big difference, stopped and fuck me.

[austere prism]

I just realized I don't think there's any official art of T'au with white hair even tho i see it a lot in fanart

[jaunty path]

tau are bald smurfs

[wooden creek]

I've only really seen tau with red (and maybe black?) hair

[brazen pelican]

Visual help is great for me, but I need it externally since aphantasia is a bitch.

[jaunty path]

understandable

[rocky radish]

I have aphantasia as well. But I'm not interested in art, so it's not a big deal

[jaunty path]

I loved english cuz I was always pretty good at it.

I still think about that time my classmate simply did not give a fuck and spelled you and u

[wicked kayak]

aphantasia is when you can't animate brooms with your magic spells right?

[jaunty path]

[jaunty path]

can't imagine things mentally.

no apple

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, you can kill it with an axe, though.

[brazen pelican]

Damn, that one hit.

[rocky radish]

Can't visualize

[jaunty path]

On the afantasia test I definitely score 1

[wicked kayak]

can't imagine there's no heaven

[brazen pelican]

It freaks people out when I tell them that I love reading but I don't visualize, I just process raw information.

[jaunty path]

I wonder how ppl w afantasia function differently.

[jaunty path]

Oh god she lacks the movie ;;

I still play the introduction of Eisenhorn in my head from time to time.

[primal tartan]

I guess I need to verify game files because this game is acting fucking strange out of no where for no reason. Fuck you Nurgle

[brazen pelican]

I think I can process information a bit faster, because I don't waste brainpower on the movie. :3

[jaunty path]

For me with my fear of spiders before would feel so real I would be afraid to move some places

[brazen pelican]

Read youth novels at the age of 4.

[jaunty path]

Yeah I am definitely a slow reader due to the movie I play in my head

[primal tartan]

I rarely see arbites anymore lol

[brazen pelican]

My dad loves to tell the story of how he taught me to read. I went to him one time for each letter, asked how it "sounded" and then I could just read.

[austere prism]

Shadowsun is the only T'au officially shown to have red hair, the vast majority of T'au have black hair

[primal tartan]

I've been stuck on zealot ATM with relic blade

[brazen pelican]

Twin! :3

[jaunty path]

use tac axe

[jaunty path]

Oh yea

[wooden creek]

I think one of the tau in Farsight's council is stated to have red hair

[jaunty path]

I have a horrible habit of comparing myself to others

[primal tartan]

some times I take combat blade

[jaunty path]

[brazen pelican]

Made the first years of school really fun, spending endless lessons on "learning to read".

[jaunty path]

school was just noisy loud and annoying.

[brazen pelican]

And it had people.

[jaunty path]

rowdy children

security regularly visited us for a few students.

[primal tartan]

US school is fucking useless lol

[brazen pelican]

I also learn math fairly easily. So yeah, first few years of school was me being "unruly".

[primal tartan]

And when I went we were severely over crowded

[austere prism]

Oh yeah I guess you're right, Torchstar has red hair

[brazen pelican]

Did not experience that one.

[jaunty path]

I wouldn't say its useless,better than no education. and better than homeschooling.

I don't think people homeschooled ever really end up well in the long term. Not to stigmatize people who were homeschooled.

But having no social interaction with others really leaves a mark and it shows a lot in your adulthood. I know this too well. I was the quiet kid of my class.

[brazen pelican]

I love the "This is the power of homeschooling!" posts where they can't read the result properly and their kid scores a whopping 82 IQ.

[gilded tusk]

#arbites-class need some advice for my build

[jaunty path]

I wonder why I was quiet.

[brazen pelican]

Ah, fair enough. :3

[jaunty path]

I remember one kid saying I used to be social than I just clammed up.

It couldn't have been video games. there had to be more.

Sure. games are fun. every kid played video games

but what made me silent.

I was so silent that teachers often asked where I was when I was right in front of them

or literally next to them lmao.

[brazen pelican]

That one the Office meme.

[jaunty path]

there are many!

lmao

OH

I know now

lmfao

[brazen pelican]

[jaunty path]

That was a blooper btw

[brazen pelican]

"FUCK!"

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/office-dwight-schrute-surprised-gif-14541388

[brazen pelican]

That's the one. :3

[jaunty path]

A lot of middle school was like

being tired and depressed I think

and loathing my classroom as everyone was so damn loud..

[brazen pelican]

I was the loud one, think I did it to establish dominance.

[jaunty path]

astonishingly stupid sometimes too. even for a kid it was damn dumb. I knew a kid who got suspended for making a bomb threat

normalest fucking american school experience

We got a day or two off so good on him for that

[delicate vapor]

ive obtained

[brazen pelican]

Make him do it again.

[delicate vapor]

chocolate milk

[brazen pelican]

Choccy milk!

Top tier biomass.

[delicate vapor]

[brazen pelican]

I might go try and get a bit more eep.

Am still eepy. :<

[delicate vapor]

goognight

[jaunty path]

good night neurolictor.

Its the morning now..

[delicate vapor]

zz

[jaunty path]

I think due to my quietness. I was seen as the good apple of my class. because I was the least problematic.

but eh thats enough.

[delicate vapor]

i had that too

[little marten]

Dork

[jaunty path]

murders u

[delicate vapor]

err 911

[jaunty path]

murders u

[delicate vapor]

x-x

[dreamy crow]

Is shredder autopistol the only weapon with innate run n gun

[short oar]

Shredder autopistol is not real

It does not exist

[dreamy crow]

I CAN FIX IT

[fossil siren]

shredder autopistol is a funny pick to use when you wanna be a menace on gun psyker. least thats what previous experience told me

[dreamy crow]

It just needs a build, I will make it viable I WILL MAKE IT VIABLE

[fossil siren]

just do what i do when it comes to meta picks : blatently ignore it and use whatevers the more fun option

[dreamy crow]

But anyway is it or is it not?

[short oar]

Maybe a veretan can make it mildly ok?

[dreamy crow]

Wouldn't you expect zealot to be best with it

[wooden creek]

I've seen arbies and vets making it work

[fossil siren]

tempted to finally give zealot a proper go instead of leaving it as the last class i got to 30 before arbites and ignoring it since that power claymore is mighty appealing.

same time, throwing rocks at mutants to watch the ragdoll and throwing a dog at a sniper doesnt get old

[dreamy crow]

Y'all gonna pitchfork and burn me when you figure out I want to use raking fire on it

[short oar]

Vet would buff its damage, help its shit ammo economy and you can use kraks to deal with armor

[fossil siren]

i mean, itl melt a beast of nurgle/ go your hardest champ

[rocky radish]

Any particular reason you avoided zealot?

[fossil siren]

gameplay just didnt grab me as much as i thought.

[dreamy crow]

Zealot has pretty default gameplay imho

[short oar]

Want speed demon melee go psyker

[wooden creek]

Shredder does delete ragers pretty well

[short oar]

Want flamer go psyker

[fossil siren]

already got every psyker penance so wanna try something new

[short oar]

Want support with gold armor go vet

[rocky radish]

Fair. I don't mind zealot, but it isn't the most fun. I mostly use zealot when winning is important

[short oar]

Zealot is just

[dreamy crow]

I really expected veteran to be the default kinda class but zealot seems to do that more

[short oar]

Sad

[rocky radish]

Or zealot

[short oar]

Vet better

[fossil siren]

zealot has funny weapons and can metalpipe.mp4 a monstrosity boss but end of the day thats about it

[dreamy crow]

I'd rather use psyker BGS for that kind of thing

[short oar]

Less cd and instant

[fossil siren]

zealot gies you more gold toughness, veteran is a 1 and done for half of the total value of a zealots, and youc an get back into clearing a horde faster

[rocky radish]

I don't usually play vet just because of my skill issue. But their grenade spam is very fun

[short oar]

And zealot also forces you to pick some pretty meh talents

[fossil siren]

i played veteran with slug shotgun and a knife, and that was my favourite playstyle

[wooden creek]

Marksman's Focus is kinda cracked out on vet now

Particularly with the helbore or the agri combat shotgun

[rocky radish]

At the end of the day, I would rather play something fun (ogryn or psyker) most of the time and something strong (zealot) when needed

[fossil siren]

do kind of wanna try it regardless, who knows, power claymore and flamer could be fun

but i just know the day i pick that loadout will be the day noone in my team will be able to deal with gunners and snipers

[short oar]

Psyker is strong and fun

[fossil siren]

friend of mine who used to do a lot of havoc runs reckons ogryns the strongest atm

[dreamy crow]

I'm quite disappointed with the zealot tree rework tbh, was expecting it to become much less like that

[hidden trout]

How backwards lmfao

[rocky radish]

Fun, yes. Strong... Depends on the player. I'm just ok with psyker at the moment, but I'm improving slowly

[rocky radish]

100% personal preference only

[fossil siren]

im just glad the comedy of throwing rocks at mutants hasnt changed

[hidden trout]

Psyker is the strongest class in the game and its not even close

[short oar]

Im a shitter at psyker and just unga bonga with fgs

[fossil siren]

FGS my beloved

[dreamy crow]

Psyker is strong if you build meta, otherwise kinda

[fossil siren]

used to run scryers gaze and DD. what annoyed me to no end was how the stacks would vanish off the buff bar

[hidden trout]

So any well built psyker build

[dreamy crow]

Fgs is the most fun weapon imo

[short oar]

Well i mean literally everything in the psyker tree is viable

[jaunty path]

grab inferno staff + venting shriek in #psyker-class its in the google doc literally just copy it and you will be come god of the game.

(cole is going to kill me now)

[rocky radish]

If you can avoid damage, yes. So at that point it depends on player skill

[wicked kayak]

...oh wait! It's "Loyalist scum!"

[short oar]

I have a flame staff build

[dreamy crow]

CW

[wicked kayak]

boy I was confused for a second there hahaha

[fossil siren]

'Doakes stare'

[hidden trout]

If youre implying psyker is squishy, theyre not

[short oar]

I dont use it because its kinda boring

[rocky radish]

I have a melee build for psyker I love. Mostly for the voice lines

[fossil siren]

i think they're implying they're not as good on psyker so they get hit a lot

[jaunty path]

yeah but with the venting shriek build you basically cannot pop.

It's probably even worse with sciers gaze.

[hidden trout]

They can kinda face tank a lot of stuff

[wicked kayak]

...I mean they're squishier than the other classes

[hidden trout]

[wicked kayak]

they are very capable still though

[short oar]

I pop nontheless lmao

[wicked kayak]

I mean you can't say a psyker is more dependable than an ogryn or a zealot or even a veteran

[jaunty path]

Just keep killing specials your shriek will be back well before you even reach popping.

[rocky radish]

If you are tanking as a psyker I'm not sure how you're handling havoc

[hidden trout]

They can easily get relatively high dr and have so many sources of toughness regen over time that any hit is nearly instantly healed with the effective value of your toughness

[short oar]

I would kiss the talent that gives me 1 second dodge on weakspot

That shit has saved me so much

[fossil siren]

that talent they had where blocking would build up peril instead of draining stamina would give me so much leeway with surviving random bullshit it was great

[wicked kayak]

they can get pretty impressive toughness regeneration yes, and in certain situations they can become godly at horde clear with the greatsword

but they're no zealot

[hidden trout]

Pretty fine actually, you can be super aggressive in havoc 40 with them

[jaunty path]

Shit I should use sciers gaze on psyker instead of venting shriek tbh

like holy shit.

[short oar]

I support psyker supremacy but god damn the fucking voice oines make me die

[rocky radish]

I play melee psyker super aggressively. Perhaps my image of what tanking means is a little different

[short oar]

Amen

[jaunty path]

with inferno staff shooting a horde is basically always hitting a weakspot right?? wouldn't that make precognition even more fucked up

[hidden trout]

Tanking in darktide is being able to take hits and shrug it off quickly

I dont mean like mmo tanking

That doesnt exist here

[rocky radish]

Scrier's and melee is a lot of fun. Just non-stop murder

[short oar]

If you want to play a tank like mmo go arbi

[hidden trout]

Purgatus cant hit weakspots

[jaunty path]

Oh what aw man

fair tbh

[rocky radish]

Yeah, honestly that is the most logical meaning. I'm just tired

[jaunty path]

if it DID that would be beyond fucked up

infinite sciers gaze..

though

you are already there atp

lmfao

[hidden trout]

All of its damage is soulblaze too, if it did youd see almost no difference in damage

Why

[short oar]

fear me FEAR ME ops

[rocky radish]

Aw, I'm flattered

[jaunty path]

its forever

[hidden trout]

Yeah
Highest damage melee build in the game with the highest amount of toughness regen with the potential of infinite cleave and dots in your back pocket

[jaunty path]

with seers presence and psynetic aura you basically have infinite ability use

[hidden trout]

Its uh
Pretty fuckin op

[short oar]

My psyker running around at the speed of sound with no helmet and only a piece of cloth as protection

[fast gorge]

dont fear psykers, they are easily shoved into lockers and quick to give up their lunch money

[formal mortar]

This is like arguing over which
anime character is the most powerful

[jaunty path]

Just keep killing specials and elites

you are an unkillable god

Now if you factor in Macros. it gets worse.

[rocky radish]

I need to play psyker again. I was doing decent before, but took a break. Now that I've done the no HP loss penance I feel like I should be better with melee psyker

[hidden trout]

(The psykers who have put down their purgatus staves for once, finally)

[jaunty path]

[short oar]

Ngl you can go whatever the fuck you want as psyker and be broken lmao

[fast gorge]

ok

no talent-points=spent psyker

[jaunty path]

Cole I don't think you understand how hard psykers actually have it

[hidden trout]

Balanced class

[hidden trout]

You're right I dont
I play fun classes that engage with the mechanics of the game

[fast gorge]

[jaunty path]

Lets kill him

[short oar]

Assail is good for building malefactorum stacks

[jaunty path]

Playing the game is hard!!!

[formal mortar]

There are no mechanics

[rocky radish]

I truly hope the new class is chosen based on the fun factor

[jaunty path]

I need to click the mouse

[fast gorge]

like how there will be

no mechanicus

[jaunty path]

do you know how hard it is to click mouse

[fast gorge]

and my truths will be revealed

on the 18th

[hidden trout]

If im playing psyker im playing melee psyker with fgs or taxe
And soon after im back to another class

[jaunty path]

also I figured out how to do the m1 spam

[hidden trout]

Not ogeyn tho

[jaunty path]

[hidden trout]

Its never ogryn

[fast gorge]

only good ogryn is an ogrynheimer

[jaunty path]

u mean gfs?

[rocky radish]

As long as it's fun, I'd play it

[formal mortar]

All classes are some guy

[short oar]

I got auto light spam and auto heavy spam

[hidden trout]

I too love removing both my teams frames and gameplay

[jaunty path]

Yeah but you don't know how to do it fast

[short oar]

Yes

Macro

Lamo

[fast gorge]

if you're getting outperformed by an ogryn in terms of kills

[jaunty path]

Oh no.

[fast gorge]

thats not the ogryn's problem.

[rocky radish]

Mass murder is the best support

[short oar]

FEAR MY 50 MACROS

[hidden trout]

Oh I dont get outperformed
Rumbler spam is just so obnoxious to play with

[fierce cave]

I just killed 13 raiders in secret bunker

[formal mortar]

Maybe I should use macros my wrist got swollen from all the clicking the last time I played

[hidden trout]

Its like smite spam but they actually are getting kills too

[fast gorge]

might just give myself godmode next time

[short oar]

Yes YES join thr macro cult!!!

[rocky radish]

I use speech recognition to control and beatbox to play
(Lying, but I really did try coding a speech recognition bot to understand beatboxing)

[fast gorge]

Free Darktide Hacks using this totally-not-an-IP-grabber link!

[formal mortar]

Nah I'll just deal instead

[short oar]

Macro cult sounds kinda awesome ngl

[fast gorge]

magos-macro

[wicked kayak]

it's ok

just learn from this experience and never do it again

[jaunty path]

@hidden trout does m1 inferno staff really have better stagger than m2

[hidden trout]

Yeah macros are cool
My favorite thing to do in a game is go out to eat cuz my macros just keep playing the game for me

[hidden trout]

Yes

[little marten]

It’s all smoke and mirrors

[short oar]

I macro my macros now my computer holds me at gun point and forces me to pray to the omnisiah

[wicked kayak]

hadron'd

[fast gorge]

lol

why stagger when you can just

idfk

run away

!!!

[rare pulsar]

[short oar]

Jumpscare

[short oar]

9/10 ogryns recomend box

[wicked kayak]

twin linked for her pleasure

[rare pulsar]

This is truly poor ragebait

[fast gorge]

i use the slab man 💔

[hidden trout]

Im pretty sure it's not girls getting the twinks

[jaunty path]

I just realized

I may not need a macro for inferno staff

hmmm

[rare pulsar]

Twinks are for real men

[rocky radish]

If stagger is the goal, go smyker

Runs away

[hidden trout]

Yeah they tend to do that

[shy sandal]

The other one is a rock purist

[short oar]

Sorry boys, the thick gothic hello kitty girl gets the autism femboy

[mossy solstice]

marcos are lame

[wicked kayak]

imagine playing psyker

[mossy solstice]

imagine not

[jaunty path]

Marco is a nice name

[rocky radish]

I am. And it's awesome

[short oar]

Dab me up

[rare pulsar]

And cheating

[mossy solstice]

yeah and evidently I can't type

[fast gorge]

the hit series marcos

[mossy solstice]

that's what I get for going to bed at 6 in the morning and waking up 3 hours later

[short oar]

Bait or mental degradation

[rare pulsar]

Honesty and truth

[rare pulsar]

Macros are skill issue and cheating

[split mauve]

if they are allowed they are not cheating

[short oar]

Bait

[hidden trout]

The only macro I think is fine is one used for lightspam
It does nothing you cant do without any thought and saves your finger a little for fast weapons

[rare pulsar]

[fast gorge]

to be fair you'd get banned in any other game for using them

[hidden trout]

Anything more and you are evil and will explode

[fast gorge]

[split mauve]

no you wouldn't

most multiplayer games have no protection against macros

[hidden trout]

Or you literally have a physical disability preventing from doing it reliably and I dont care in that case

[rocky radish]

In my experience, you can get away with cheating if you can do it flamboyantly enough

[short oar]

I did it for.ranged weapons and heavy attacks too

[mossy solstice]

the "full auto" mod can't really even be considered a macro. you just get the ability to "spam LMB" by just holding down the button

[hidden trout]

heavy attacks
You will detonate in 60 seconds

[humble aspen]

Big if true

[rare pulsar]

No you cannot click that fast

If you could you wouldnt need the mod

But its a skill issue again

[split mauve]

you literally can click that fast?

[humble aspen]

Carpal tunnel in question:

[rare pulsar]

No

[split mauve]

the full auto mod doesn't make semiauto guns into machine guns you know

[mossy solstice]

you're confusing the full auto macros that actually make you fire super fast with the Full Auto mod from nexus which has a normal firing rate

[rare pulsar]

Yall have some weak ass wrists

[short oar]

Since my mouse has buttons at the side i hold m5 to spam light and hold m1 to spam heavy

[rare pulsar]

Ok

[jaunty path]

I think it made the m1 spam bug for inferno staff worse.

[spiral creek]

Use a servo assisted motion control gauntlet created from scrap in garage

[rare pulsar]

But my pount still stands macros sre a skill issue

[jaunty path]

this is actually broken

[spiral creek]

It has been done

[split mauve]

what bug

[short oar]

Flexxing on poor people

[shy sandal]

That's the only place i feel macros make sense. Otherwise you're just really lazy to input buttons

[astral jungle]

No. You can’t. The ban hammer always gets swung. If it means you dodged it the first time. Means the second time it will come down harder and faster.

[short oar]

Yes

[split mauve]

i don't think there is any m1 flamer bug

[jaunty path]

I shouldn't say

[astral jungle]

I want more flamer ammo.

[split mauve]

there is no bug, i dunno what you are thinking about

[hidden trout]

Pick up a tin

[spiral creek]

Yes. Replace your balls with room heaters

[hidden trout]

#zealot-class message
Macros are a form of skill expression

[astral jungle]

I meant as in ammo capacity.

[mossy solstice]

macros are, yes. the full auto mod from nexus is just a QoL addition. The game should have had full auto LMB fire mode for psyker staves by default

[astral jungle]

Insert Cyberpunk Martinez with a kebab grill upgrade image here.

[short oar]

Zealot actually needs macros cose otherwise you cant use your full attack speed lmao

[inland mantle]

Fucked up looking zealot ngl

[rare pulsar]

Yeah i could live with that if it doesnt increase firing rate

[astral jungle]

Skill issue.

[hidden trout]

Well if you pick up an ammo tin
The capacity of ammo available to use increases

[rare pulsar]

But you know what i mean

[spiral creek]

No? It think it works fine

I’m on Xbox and not attacking at ”full” speed makes no difference

[astral jungle]

False. It just means it’s refilled.

[rocky radish]

I made a bot that gave me about 200 voice controlled spells in a VR game with no magic. Not only did the devs allow it after seeing it, one of them came to Tokyo to meet me

[short oar]

Full stacked marty with some other talents and a dueling sword, good luck lmao

[rare pulsar]

No

[spiral creek]

Dueling sword on zealot is so lame

[astral jungle]

It’s also game dependant.

[short oar]

True

[astral jungle]

Hammer

Is the way

[short oar]

Or sword

[rocky radish]

Oh yeah, of course. Like I wouldn't do it in this one

[shy sandal]

What the fuck was that clip?

[short oar]

And playing somewhere.i belong

[astral jungle]

The relic blade rite

[spiral creek]

I think it should be a requirement to use eviscerator or hammer on zealot

[mossy solstice]

Like I said, the nexus mod doesn't. It fires with the same speed it would if you just spam LMB. But why risk developing carpal tunnel syndrome, right?

[shy sandal]

Water is wet

[spiral creek]

Or relic blade

[rare pulsar]

I dont know how you develop carpal tunnel from gaming.

U gotta touch some grass maybe

[spiral creek]

Anything else, and I’ll tell The inquisition you missed a zero on your imperial tax form

[astral jungle]

Even better yet. Make the zealot class playable only if you got a rare damnation auric achievement.

[spiral creek]

Big G man himself will show up to beat you and take your lunch money (after VAT)

[short oar]

The emperor told me as long as i kill more heretics i can macro

[shy sandal]

My dad had it, but it was mostly from his work in the office combined with playing starcraft

[rare pulsar]

I work manual everyday with my hands and play games and do not develop carpal tunnel

And i dont have macros

[humble aspen]

Good for you

[rare pulsar]

Indeed

[astral jungle]

I have more issues with my wrist and hand from participating in reenactment combat. Than gaming or office work.

[primal tartan]

where my relic blade addicts at

[rare pulsar]

Its the macros that make you weak

[short oar]

Weak mfs using macros to not get hurt wrists

[humble aspen]

Doesnt mean the exact same applies to everyone else

[rare pulsar]

Ze macros make yall wrists weak

[mossy solstice]

some people might just be predisposed to health issues like CTS. so ya know. do you want a cookie with that?

[primal tartan]

Macros for what tho

[rare pulsar]

Skill issues

[humble aspen]

Speaking of cookies

[mossy solstice]

rashuns

[primal tartan]

nah relic blade go BRRRRR

[short oar]

Killing faster

As the emprah dictates

[spiral creek]

I said relic blade too

The machine spirit that powers my autocorrect is not cooperating

[humble aspen]

Cookie clicker has a joke with carpal tunnel with one of the upgrades you can buy being just some lotion for carpal tunnel prevention

[spiral creek]

I need to sacrifice lesser technologies to appease it

[rare pulsar]

Frfr use lotion instead of macros

[short oar]

The machine spirit in my honda civic demands infant blood

[spiral creek]

The flesh is weak

[primal tartan]

Nothing like Cranial Grounding on relic blade. And I have it with Inexorable Judgement/Fury of the Faithful

[spiral creek]

That better be a Honda civic type R

[shy sandal]

I hate this place, it makes me lose hope in humanity

[short oar]

2008

[spiral creek]

No type R

0/10

[mossy solstice]

games like cookie clicker and other games that involve constant button spamming are what causes CTS in gamers. similar to what guitar players experience if they play tremolo way too fast and way too often

[spiral creek]

The machine god disapproves

[short oar]

Idk i dont own one

I memed

[spiral creek]

Type R is the racing type

It goes faster and is a lot louder

[short oar]

Oooh

[spiral creek]

Loud car go vroooooom

[short oar]

Is it the drift car

From the animrd

Animrs

FUCK

[spiral creek]

Let those children dread their oncoming kinetic decimation

Because school zones are for nerds

[spiral creek]

Yes

[short oar]

Theres a meme thats literally "some kid listening free bird get closer and closer whist im driving in my truck"

[jaunty path]

I wish I didn't have social obligations today

but oh well

It's not a school day so its okay

I think dropping out of college might have helped with my mental health.

[short oar]

Imagine that scene in forsaken d2 where kade is riding an elevator down but with the captions my 8 year old son watching me gamble the back accounts away

Bank*

[hidden trout]

Psyker skill expression

[jaunty path]

Okay you didn't need to shoot him with a fucking machine gun man

[little marten]

Fuck gonna crash at my desk

Gonna have to smash the alarm for the early lunch

[jaunty path]

Think about girls killing people. Thats what calms me down!

[rare pulsar]

One day the cops are gonna get you

[wicked kayak]

why can't arbites use a heavy eviscerator?! Is he stupid?!?!

[rare pulsar]

Arby is allready broken enough thanks

[jaunty path]

With my skin color definitely yes

[rare pulsar]

Thats gives me peace

[jaunty path]

Endorsement of racial profiling 💔

[rare pulsar]

Not my fault your country still believes in races lmao

That shit is stupid af

[short oar]

Fr

Unless its xenos

Then be racist

[south mica]

abolish nascar

[little marten]

I think I only share half of that fetish

[rare pulsar]

Well xenos ARE anither race tho

Humans are all the same

[south mica]

think about men killing people

[little marten]

Lmao

[crimson iris]

I just realized the beast of nurgle is a turd slug

[short oar]

Insert spongebob warmonger screaming about loving killing idk

[wicked kayak]

a hungry turd slug

[crimson iris]

He has enough fibre I think

Clearly

[short oar]

Gotta love how the class channels are all talking about builds meanwhile zealots talking about dispach chicks

[inland mantle]

Only the important stuff in that channel

[twin flower]

Great game tho tbf

[astral basin]

@somber stream @little marten @fierce cave
Security breach is under discussion of how to be nerfed. Allegedly

[native steeple]

Yall kill Shroud or nah?

[fierce cave]

Lies

[twin flower]

Nah

[short oar]

Meh

[native steeple]

Why? He touched Beef

[twin flower]

BEEEEEEF

[shy sandal]

What's security breach?

[short oar]

O wait you talking about dispatch i thought you meant zealot shroud lmao

[twin flower]

You literally brought it up

[native steeple]

Yeah, sorry for not being clear enough l😅

[little marten]

It probably should be tbf

[rare pulsar]

Please keep dispatch im degenarte chat

[astral basin]

Allegedly
Supposedly someone thats in the the know of the discussion mentioned it
So. Who knows. Maybe reduced loot value

[short oar]

MF i said they talking abut it in the zealot channel not that it should spread to here

[inland mantle]

Too bad

[paper aurora]

is there a new class comin

[little marten]

What is dispatch some shitty visual novel?

[short oar]

No

I ate it

[rare pulsar]

Its walkind dead type game

[paper aurora]

its like a tell tale game

[rare pulsar]

So yeah

[little marten]

Hard pass from me

[astral basin]

Telltale.
Almost essentially

[twin flower]

Shouldnt have mentioned it then

[inland mantle]

Kinda impressive you havent heard about it by now

[native steeple]

On the 18th I'm pretty sure?

[rare pulsar]

Those just arent games to me

[little marten]

I only engage with good content

[inland mantle]

But you play DT

Dont lie

[paper aurora]

i looked at the darktide page and just didnt know there was a new class coming

[split mauve]

yes

[little marten]

🤯

[native steeple]

Look at announcements

[elder merlin]

@native steeple the reveal got moved to the 18th, it releases on december second along with the final update for the year

[paper aurora]

cwazy

[little marten]

Just before the FatShark 4 month winter vacation

[native steeple]

My bad

[short oar]

I love.seeing dudes say "is new class.coming" IT SAYS AS SOON AS YOU.START THE GAME

[split mauve]

gosh i sure hope the new class isn't riddled with broken talents

[inland mantle]

Jokes on you I cant read

[paper aurora]

i dont have it installed rn lol

[little marten]

Ofc it will be lmao

[paper aurora]

new class: space marine

[astral basin]

Its like calling a choose your adventure book a novel
It is in some technicality

[short oar]

haahhahahhahahahahahaha

Heheheheheheheehhe

Hhihihihihihhihihi

[inland mantle]

[astral basin]

$80 dlc, the Ordos Maladus only spared 3 men

[shy sandal]

"Guys, any news on what the new class is going to be"

[inland mantle]

Lost another one

[rare pulsar]

Its an interactive book

[short oar]

Swagger reveal, 1000000 worms

[native steeple]

Fr though, what do yall think it's going to be?

[astral basin]

Remember guys
Only the reveal trailer was delayed
Class release is december 2nd

[short oar]

Eating cheese heals you

[inland mantle]

The big E

[paper aurora]

Acheran is gone...

I miss him

[short oar]

I hope its techpriest so i can clank clank clank

[paper aurora]

Skitari

[astral basin]

The scotsman went out darktide style
Knee deep in some mutant-xeno corpses

[paper aurora]

[astral basin]

The only reason i hope its NOT admech
Is bc the game is unstable for me atm
I wanna buy the dlc and be able to play it

[paper aurora]

Bruh

[short oar]

New class is ogrynheimer build

[shy sandal]

At this point, i do not care for speculation anymore

[short oar]

Fuck yo pc

[paper aurora]

Admech

[elder oasis]

A small part of me wants the new class to be a ganger just to enjoy the rage on this discord server.

But yeah admech are my vote

[native steeple]

Ganger? Hell is that?

[astral basin]

Admech has. So many votes.

[short oar]

If its ganger i hope its either a support crackhead or a goliath

[elder oasis]

But really less admech and more just heavy tech theme in general

[astral basin]

Ganger makes sense tho
Wed have concrete story progression
Rather than “heres a bunch of hadron related events”

[twin flower]

Was it even like that with the Arbites

[elder oasis]

Warhammer 40k has a lot of unique ganger culture. 90 percent of which is in necromunda, a game that delves deep into what a hive cities gangers can be like

[astral basin]

Let zola push water cartel plot so we can get more reason for hadron to say “Eureka! Its a necron tomb world!”

[tacit geode]

Reclaimator

[shy sandal]

It would be very funny if both sides of the argument were wrong and it's something like "Naval Officer"

[short oar]

There are tech cults with the moebian forges, like the snow map, and also there are so lines between hadron and morrow talking about mechanicus reinforcements

specifically about not getting those but shhh

[elder oasis]

Yes give us naval officer whose primary gun is just inputting coordinates so his valkyries can danger close the entire team

[fast gorge]

just got hit with five million ragers and crushers + 2 chaos spawns. havoc 40 is balanced guys

i wish i was recording rn

[twin flower]

Just 2 chaos spawns?

[south mica]

open quickplay
match with rumbler spam
that's enough darktide for today

[fast gorge]

they werent really the problem we literally just couldnt move lol

[short oar]

Easiest i've seen so far

[fast gorge]

the joke isnt any funnier the second time!!!

alas

[twin flower]

But you won right

[fast gorge]

i need to spec more into boss dmg

[paper aurora]

i forgot how to play this game

[fast gorge]

yuh

[twin flower]

pog

[short oar]

Have you tried taking the ogryn racism node

Its just 20% more damage

[fast gorge]

yuh

[short oar]

Take it again

[fast gorge]

true

[short oar]

Ace that shit

[fast gorge]

it will stack into 500% more dmg

so true..

[short oar]

Put extra points into it

[fast gorge]

hate these fucking stimms tho

fuck the enemies that choose blue stimm!!!

fuck them!!!

[short oar]

anti drug commercials be like

[fast gorge]

the drugs are only cool when i do them

these guys already have super-mega-rabies-aids and they're like "let me throw some overdoses into the mix"

[hidden trout]

It is balanced for the level of difficulty they intended

Havoc 40s design philosophy was "fuck you, die"

[split mauve]

me when i play a difficult mode and it's difficult????

[fast gorge]

yall are acting like im calling for the heads of every developer

[split mauve]

i'm not saying you are wrong

i'm saying you shouldn't play havoc

[hidden trout]

Most gamers do, its kinda a knee-jerk reaction at this point

[shy sandal]

Five Hundred, Crushers

[wicked kayak]

I mean asking the meme difficulty to be "balanced" is a bit of an oxymoron honestly

if you want balanced do malice

[fast gorge]

when did i ask for it to be rebalanced

[hidden trout]

Damnation

[fast gorge]

💔

also bad north is a great game

[twin flower]

Funny how like one message gets some people heated tho

happened to me few days ago lmao

[split mauve]

if it's so good why isn't it called good north, uh?

[fast gorge]

because the north is bad and the ganenis about going east!!!!!

game

[shy sandal]

Havoc is fun, but you do need a coordinated team to play it

[fast gorge]

game is...

[gusty plume]

GOOD MORNING REJECTS

[split mauve]

but if the north is bad and you go east, you are still in the north

[gusty plume]

RISE AND TIDE

[twin flower]

I believe in you

[fast gorge]

english is hard man

[twin flower]

Its a weird language

[fast gorge]

(native english speaker)

[twin flower]

terrible!

[gusty plume]

"Yeah it's fun but only if you make people you know suffer with you"

[fast gorge]

i only play with randoms

so if i throw the game they cant shout at me

[shy sandal]

People here only work in absolutes

[wicked kayak]

if the emperor is so cool why can't he get up from his chair?

[short oar]

Darking my tide rn

[gusty plume]

Ohhhh I'm tiding it...

[fast gorge]

we cant be tiding it....we're both boys....

[shy sandal]

Exactly.

[short oar]

Aura farming

[fast gorge]

relic blade...how i miss my funny relic blade

[twin flower]

He did, one Custodian saw it, no one believed him

Took a stretch and sat back down

[short oar]

The lex imperialis is just imperial manga

[fast gorge]

the silence is deafening

[twin flower]

I was staring at the wall

[short oar]

Most sane darktide enjoyer

[wicked kayak]

new class cyber mastiff

[fast gorge]

anthro cyber mastiff

[wooden creek]

The new class will be a collab between Darktide and Warhammer 40k

[primal tartan]

Is Zola single? Asking for a friend

[twin flower]

Gotta get thru wolfer first

[wicked kayak]

and hadron

[vestal flume]

I want more Wolfer in missions. It's so satisfying to hear his irritation and annoyance at his group losing

[short oar]

Gotta love the wolfer lines where he's just "ITS 4 REJECTS WHY.AINT THEY.DEAD"

And the soldier talking to him is like "bro they killed entire.regiments.and stole a chaos.spawns lunch money"

[vestal flume]

"I want everyone who is able to get to the Carnival now!"

"It's hard sir. Most of our men are drunk..."

[short oar]

And marrow is having a blast in the background

Morrow

[vestal flume]

It's nice to see him happy

[fluid otter]

One must imagine morrow drunkenly enjoying his free time

[cerulean frost]

I love the “they’re only rejects when they’re talking to me” line from Morrow. Made me feel happy fr.

[vestal flume]

But I'd like to have a Dreg leader who is much more casual interact with him too

"Silence Wolfer. The waters will be blessed in the end."

"If these rejects are not killed your men will be the next" blessings" thrown into the waters! "

[short oar]

Well dark communion is kinda like that

[vestal flume]

Yeah but it's a demon cult isn't it?

[short oar]

Buts its just wolfer and whatever tf the cult name is shitting on eachother

[vestal flume]

Or a third force rather

[short oar]

Salivation?

Salvation?

SALTY?

[vestal flume]

Absolution iirc

[cerulean frost]

Admonition.

[short oar]

Ah

[cerulean frost]

Either way heretics are heretics.

[vestal flume]

But like I said. A zealot cultist leader to interact with the no nonsense Wolfer would be hilarious

[wicked kayak]

imagine a dark tide

[vestal flume]

Morrow: "Wish these two would get a room already."

[fluid otter]

Imagine TWO dark tides

[fast gorge]

wyrmintide

[gusty plume]

Worm Tide

Wormhammer 40k

[spiral creek]

The last guy to ask that ended up face down in a muddy trench

[fast gorge]

zola and the marshal are together

sorry bud

[gusty plume]

Ok but is Hadron interested in 'ganics

[wicked kayak]

the fact that gw likely pulled the plug on the class announcement raises so many questions 🤔

[gusty plume]

Not plug pulled just delayed

[wicked kayak]

yeah yeah tomyto tomhato

[primal tartan]

pewp and shid

[lapis spear]

New class announcement delayed a week? Holy shit it must be GW, so many questions

Lol, lmao even

[wicked kayak]

I mean why push back an announcement a week and not the release

like I want to know how much of a minor detail would cause that

[lapis spear]

Plenty of reasons, and you must not be very familiar with how fatshark operates

[gusty plume]

Announcement is probably pretty close to the release

[lapis spear]

Fatshark is literally infamously bad at making schedules and sticking to them

[gusty plume]

Might be the same day

[wicked kayak]

I mean release is still slated for first week of december regardless

[elder merlin]

[gusty plume]

This time though, it's GW's fault

They held Fatfish by the balls and twisted

[lapis spear]

How do you know that?

[elder hare]

When the marketing team has to pull back a class announcement because it doesnt fit the "quality" that's gotta be important

[lapis spear]

Not mad, just curious

[wicked kayak]

you clearly aren't familiar with how fatshark works 😏

[elder merlin]

Gaymer's intuition

[wicked kayak]

here here let me mansplain it to you

[gusty plume]

I'm going to emasculate you

Slowly

[wooden creek]

Well, we don't know that for sure but it is a possibility.

[wicked kayak]

I just want to know how petty the reason was

[dry bay]

Or

They are waiting to announce it closer to other releases that feature ad mech

[elder merlin]

Is there a admech releasing for any other 40k games?

[wooden creek]

They spilled spaghetti on the assets

[dry bay]

Mechanicus 2 is supposed to release in early February. SM2 also has the tech marine class coming and I believe RT is adding another ad mech

Oh and Dark Heresy is releasing in december

[short oar]

admech game might have admech idk

[wicked kayak]

they're releasing admech for vermintide first

[dry bay]

Yeah

Bardins new class

Dwarf ad mech

[elder hare]

ratling admech

[dry bay]

I am pretty sure DTs next class will be a reclaimator

It makes the most sense over something like a ganger

[fast gorge]

ratling admech with 8 robotic spider legs

and a hotshot lasgun

[wicked kayak]

great clean one

out for revenge

[craggy shell]

the limited alpha is out in december, full release no where near.

rest of the admech stuff is next year

[elder hare]

it'll prolly be late 2026 tbh

[short oar]

The fuck is a reclamator

[elder hare]

A scav admech

[short oar]

Ah cool

[elder hare]

It'll most likely be Hadrons feet admech

[fast gorge]

dark mechanicus

[somber stream]

admech don't shower

[wicked kayak]

to be fair nobody does in 40k

[somber stream]

Not really, you need to stay clean whenever possible in the guard

[median spruce]

Hygiene stc hasn't been found yet

[somber stream]

Others will actually complain about your smell

[primal tartan]

GW called John Fatshark a varlet and stole his lunch, as well as gave him a swirlie in the ogryn's latrine

[dry bay]

Tech priest adjacent

[dry bay]

My b. I havent kept up with it

[spiral creek]

Nah they do

For space marines namely the deathwatch. Smelling bad is a distinct tactical disadvantage

They have armour designed to negate it as much as possible

[median spruce]

Its all a matter of perspective

They all prob smell like garbage compared to us

[spiral creek]

Dude it’s been talked about several times

[dry bay]

Dont all space marines smell like shit

[elder hare]

lmao tfw decontamination is supposed to take entire days but we chain run missions esp after being eaten by a BoN

[dry bay]

I remember reading that in HH

[elder hare]

Yup

[spiral creek]

Space marines have a distinct smell yeah

[elder hare]

Except the ones that bathe regularly, albeit it's rare af

[median spruce]

Would explain why the eldar hate being around humans

[wicked kayak]

hermetic armor

[spiral creek]

Nah they hate being around humans because they are stuck up a holes

[elder hare]

Custodes on the other hand take oil and scented water baths regularly, get on our level

[spiral creek]

Armour has ventilation

[elder hare]

it's still sealed to the skin and contains all the chemical and body odours

[spiral creek]

The throat seal as it’s called is only activated when needed

[somber stream]

Superior sense of smell (among other things) and their body produce little to no odour

[primal tartan]

I have to remember which server I'm in when I see someone abbreviate Horus Heresy

[elder hare]

Its said when a Space marine takes off their armor it can even be noted by other space marines how pungent LMAO

[spiral creek]

They hate humans, because unlike they bloody eldar they didn’t give birth to a demon god.

[somber stream]

I mean

[spiral creek]

Namely due to the risk of being strangled by the throat seal

[somber stream]

Horus Heresy is quite bad

[dry bay]

What

[spiral creek]

Not demon god birthing bad

[brazen pelican]

Rightfully so. :3

[spiral creek]

Almost got there

But it didn’t

[primal tartan]

Abelard

Scrub me. And bring me my rubber ducky

[elder hare]

Uhhh humanity didnt give birth to a daemon god except that, you know, one guy on a golden throne who walked into the room where the daemon gods were talking and said "sup" and put humanity on the map just for existing

[dry bay]

Bad in what way?

Grimdark bad?

[median spruce]

Well get there once the big e dies and transforms 😉

[spiral creek]

He’s not a god

He was on the edge of apotheosis

[somber stream]

He denies

[spiral creek]

But he fought against it

[somber stream]

But he is all but in name

[elder hare]

oh right, """""""not""""""" a god

my b

[spiral creek]

No he hasn’t undergone apotheosis.

[dry bay]

[wicked kayak]

I mean there's "bad" and then there's "getting so freaky you spawn a chaos god" bad

[somber stream]

The moment he "dies"

Shit goes wild

[spiral creek]

Categorically he is not a god

Gods are omnipresent

[median spruce]

Semantics lmao

[spiral creek]

He isn’t

[somber stream]

Someone shoot this fucking heretic

[median spruce]

He has angels

[dry bay]

He's just a battery

[spiral creek]

The dark angels don’t believe he is a god

Most chapters don’t

[elder hare]

Who cares what those paranoid bastards believe

They cant even believe themselves

[primal tartan]

also when I play Ogryn and the mission has those big batteries

why won't people just let me carry them it's so much faster

[somber stream]

Half the lot has daddy issue as well

[spiral creek]

They have the best toys. Including a gun that retcons you from the timeline 😅

[median spruce]

Just run ahead, that way you get all the ammo too

[elder hare]

And yet they can't find a way to retcon themselves back into the horus heresy

[wicked kayak]

you'd probably eat it

can't trust you

[spiral creek]

They were there

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[elder hare]

On the other side of the galaxy, sure

[spiral creek]

You haven’t read the books have you ?

[dry bay]

DA had the best drip in horus heresy

[spiral creek]

Corswain and his ten thousand

Fighting to defend the astronomicon

[elder hare]

I meannn I'm talking about the main fighting force after Istvaan V

[primal tartan]

40k movie and I need Kevin James as the emperor

[dry bay]

He's a teacher now

[coarse tree]

Kevin James as erebus

[spiral creek]

Yeah so were literally every other loyalist legion

[fast gorge]

five million redditors would scream in unison about henry cavill getting in somehow

[dry bay]

The whole horus heresy could have easily been prevented and the siege of terra wouldn't have happend. Had Dorn just listened to Garro

[elder hare]

Or if Big E had set Lorgar straight without embarassing the fuck outta him

[spiral creek]

Yeah lorgar was never gonna listen

[dry bay]

If big E was a better dad...

Cause all the primarchs have daddy issues

[somber stream]

History have a lot of if

[spiral creek]

The dude is made of the souls of 30 bloody people mate

[signal mason]

Or erda

[spiral creek]

Sorry if he has space dissociative identity disorder

[short oar]

Trying to juggle 7 channels is hurting my brain

[elder hare]

In 40k that's like a headcold

[short oar]

Im about to fucking die

[low blade]

GUESS WHO IS HIGH ON STIMULANTS

[spiral creek]

Now juggle 30 and now you know how big E felt

[short oar]

My brain is bleeding

[brazen pelican]

Get rid of it, never does anyone any good, anyway. :3

[spiral creek]

Now you know how angron felt

[low blade]

GOOD MORNING REJECTS

Lets get this heretics skull

[elder hare]

Skulls for the golden throne?

[low blade]

These are bad people. They are evil people. They must be DESTROYED

[spiral creek]

Captain caps lock over here smh

[elder hare]

Captain Cocaine more like it

[short oar]

AAAAAAAA IM REACHING MAX PERILLLLLLLL AAAAAAAAAA

[spiral creek]

I’m on 45mg of amphetamines a day

[fast gorge]

im over here straight krakking my shit all over the place

[spiral creek]

Caps lock is a crutch

[low blade]

Okay question for everyone which members of the Mourningstar (and personalities) are good at sports and which are bench-warmers

[primal tartan]

Are you gobblin that Benzedrex

[low blade]

First things first, Professional Vet has an arm like a rocket

[brazen pelican]

Hadron is the coach, that's all I know.

[low blade]

🤝

[fast gorge]

all vets are reliably good at sports

[elder hare]

Melk would be amazing at football, dude would take a header and fall crying til the end

[spiral creek]

We are united in our stimulant induced psychosis brother

[primal tartan]

Ogryn drinks 20 liters of chocolate milk a day

[fast gorge]

dont diss my homeslime milk

[somber stream]

Hello fellow milk enjoyers

[low blade]

Loose Cannon is okay but complains about mandatory fun day. Cutthroat is bad but wont admit it

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like a red card to the opponents.

[somber stream]

Whole or skimmed?

[spiral creek]

Bolt round*

[brazen pelican]

Choccy. :3

[fast gorge]

i play loose cannon vet

[spiral creek]

Skimmed

[somber stream]

That's... an option

[elder hare]

and he'd get into a shouting match with the ref

[fast gorge]

[formal mortar]

Melk is definitely skim milk cuz dude never has anything I need

[low blade]

People dont realize and assume its the raised platform but Melk is actually built like a brick shithouse I think. At least in shoulder width

[spiral creek]

Zealot is already a football hooligan

I’m Scottish I would know

[primal tartan]

It's the scene in Napoleon Dynamite.

"You know you can drink whole milk.. you're not fat"

[low blade]

I get the vibes Melk was a Progena kid too, so he's mean with a chainsword but meaner with the quill

[low blade]

Agitator sucks badly at sports though absolutely

[elder hare]

and yet his tone gives decrepit osteopathic creepy neighbor that licks toilet seats in the loo

[spiral creek]

His whole thing is starting a football riot in the stands

[brazen pelican]

Ehrmagerd skemmed melk.

[primal tartan]

Darktide Bloodbowl?
Bloodbowl cosmetics would go hard

[elder hare]

Wait wait he's cookin

[brazen pelican]

I thought I was the only one that did that. ..oOwOo..

[short oar]

Turn arbiter into a quarterbacker

[fast gorge]

ATOMA TIL I DIE

BLOODBOOOWWLLLll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[primal tartan]

Ogryn w/ bullrush and Bloodbowl cosmetics.. 10/10

[dry bay]

He'd be a lineman

100%

[spiral creek]

Please, don’t say that again. The chaplain doesn’t like it

[short oar]

Ogryn just fucking charges at you.and kills you

[low blade]

Adding Bloodbowl cosmetics to my dream list. Or at least sports-inspired since 40k plays scrumball which is jusr rugby. It'll go right under Feudal world drip

[spiral creek]

Azmodai is screaming like he has a migraine

[brazen pelican]

He's boring, fuck that.

[spiral creek]

Oh shit we can swear

[fast gorge]

'ate chaplains

[elder hare]

And he scores in the opposite net

[fast gorge]

'ate me brother-sergeant

[spiral creek]

LESSS GOOOOOOOO

[fast gorge]

'ate the company captain

not chaos just dont like 'em

[elder hare]

realest ogryn player

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, just don't be a cunt about it. :3

[spiral creek]

none of that M41,984 shit like the SM2 server

[elder hare]

Yeah we're M42 progressives here

Fucking freedom

[low blade]

All the Arbites run mandatory fun day like its the Navy. Maul is stone-faced but treating this game like its WAR they need to win. Authoritarian is constantly reminding people its mandatory fun day so they must feel stimulated and joyous. Fatalist is super into it a little too much (Love male Fatalist btw. His castigators stance lines are awesome)

[brazen pelican]

40k game server, can't mention guns.

[primal tartan]

Space Marines can't cuss, the process of become astartes prevents it

[fast gorge]

ATTENTION BLOCK-FODDER

[elder hare]

with the cybermastiff in striped service jacket and a hat

[short oar]

DEPLOYING DISCO BALL i mean NUNCIO AQUILA

[spiral creek]

40k game sevrver can’t say :
woke (yes I’m not joking)
Moron
Idiot
Riddy (the slang word for blushing)
Dumbass (you can say dumb-ass)

[low blade]

Imagine being a feudal world peasant rebellion with spears, bows, and the leader with the one stubgun pistol you could scrounge up. And a fucking Ogryn in full-plate starts charging with a claymore

Peak

[fast gorge]

erm achsually in chapter 19, paragraph 84 in (random HH novel here) a loyalist emperor's children captain says "we're fucked, we're so fucked its so over"

[brazen pelican]

DANSA MED OSS, KLAPPA ERA HÄNDER, GÖR SOM VI GÖR, TA NÅGRA STEG ÅT VÄNSTER, LYSSNA OCH LÄR, MISSA INTE CHANSEN, NU ÄR VI HÄR MED CARAMELLDANSEN!!!

[primal tartan]

SHOUTY

[low blade]

The Rogue Trader DLC letting us visit a feudal world was awesome

[brazen pelican]

I know, I used to hang there, then I got kicked when they were gonna kick someone else.

[fast gorge]

en garde

[primal tartan]

Loved it too, and I treated everyone like absolute scum.

[short oar]

All i understood was caramel dancing

[low blade]

I know we all complain but genuinely its amazing to be in a time period where there's multiple actually good Warhammer video games out and actively supported by developers. Genuine golden age

[primal tartan]

For Rogue Trader I went hard dogmatic asshole

[elder hare]

and the hits keep coming too, GW going full media diaspora

[brazen pelican]

It's technically "The Caramel Dance". :3

[short oar]

Aldo im actually going insane trying to keep up on every channel

[spiral creek]

Uh In saturnine the khan straight up walks up, interrupts a random imperial army captain and says

“I don’t give”

(Captain tries to continue speaking)

“One”

(Tries to continue speaking again)

“One single shit”

(Tries to speak again)

“Not one”

[primal tartan]

I'm ready for Dark Heresy. I fucking LOVE Catachan, plus we get an Ogryn

[fast gorge]

the only two channels that matter are driptide and general chat obviously

[spiral creek]

Khan was kinda chill Ngl

[elder hare]

who would win: angry catachan vet or hungry ogryn

[spiral creek]

The white scars are all pretty chill

[fast gorge]

hungry ogryn

and its NOT close

[primal tartan]

while this is great I ain't reading allat sah
Bleeder not know joke

[elder hare]

you sure? catachan vets walk shirtless in a place with barking toads

[low blade]

I did Iconoclast and loved it on my launch-day run with no DLCs. Waited for both DLCs in year 1 to drop to do Dogmatic and loved it. If Act 1 wasnt the only true slog in the game I would have finished my heretic run by now, but I still have like 5 months until the next DLC and even longer until both are out. Then I'll do another Iconoclast with all 4 DLCs

[fast gorge]

ogryns walk shirtless..everywhere

(i would too, absolute STUDS)

[elder hare]

damn cant argue that logic

[low blade]

SO TRUE also the Catachan is really hot even if I dont like beards on guys.

[spiral creek]

TL:DR - funny Mongolian man interrupt human with funni swear word

[brazen pelican]

I would like to pet this creature.

[short oar]

Dude i so want the shirtless cosmetics back

[low blade]

Attillan cosmetics when. I can forgive losing the horse if Ogryn gets a backpack thats lugging a full horses head around for later rations

[short oar]

How hard can they be to implement

[spiral creek]

#freetheniplletide

[primal tartan]

Hell yeah. I really really love rogue trader, especially just as someone into RPGs. And I played the Pathfinder. I may go back for the next dlc set. Kibellah was a SLAYER.

[fast gorge]

my veteran is oiled up at all times.

[short oar]

Its literally wearibg nothing

[brazen pelican]

Secret Custodes background?

[low blade]

Kibellah hard carried my entire campaign. Insanely busted. Wait check your DMs actually I have a meme for this exact situation

[spiral creek]

When do I get image perms

[primal tartan]

Let Vets be shirtless again ffs we want to live our Catachan/Rambo/Naked Snake dreams

[open kite]

Hi guys , new to the server, may i ask if there is a specific channel to find parties that want to play havoc missions in vocal ?

[fast gorge]

headcanon is that he's just a janitor that cant read

[brazen pelican]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum should have all the info.

[spiral creek]

The secret 6th character :

[somber stream]

@little marten Store updated, new armour. It's peak

[elder hare]

your name

[fast gorge]

wait what i thought that was nov 20th

[somber stream]

Colonial Marine vibe

[fast gorge]

i just spent my last melkbuck

ITS OVER

[open kite]

Thanks, i'll have a look

[fast gorge]

i dont get paid soon.

[little marten]

Linkkk

[fast gorge]

i want to buy the slop...

[elder hare]

Shhhh, don't let them know about the secret missions

[primal tartan]

I need a relic blade irl

[brazen pelican]

Shit my bad. Good thing I'll eat anyone actually able to read in here.

[fast gorge]

i have a relic blade irl

[spiral creek]

There is a power wash 40K DLC lmao

[fast gorge]

i have killed many, many taxmen with it.

[low blade]

The LFG channels, depenfing on your region

[primal tartan]

I may make a spare Ogryn character and name him KingCobra

[fast gorge]

warhammer fans know how to read?

this is news to me

[brazen pelican]

Absolutely not. I only know how to write.

[formal mortar]

I know how to do backflips

[fast gorge]

there's a worm in my head that controls my motor functions.

[primal tartan]

i got an implant that tingles

[brazen pelican]

That's Greg, he's a friend. :3

[elder hare]

kill the xenos, no more rangdan invasions

[fast gorge]

"there's a lady in my head that calls me studmuffin"

[low blade]

You read only Necromunda and Night Lords omnibus and accept everything else is inferior.

That being said, Ciaphas Cain and Gaunt's Ghosts live up to the hype people give them. They arent overhyped like some people expect from just how much they get love