general-chat

[rustic gate]

Zippy

[signal mason]

I just want my red coat

To be a true briish

[brazen pelican]

This is true.

If you're not meant to eat your roomates, why are they delicious?

[hazy kestrel]

Finally, some good karking food. — Slaaneshi Neurolictor, moments before eating their roommates.

[fast gorge]

i cant do this one "gone bowling" penance.

im going crazy man.

1 million hours on ogryn and still ASS!!!!

[brazen pelican]

Pretty much. :3

[signal mason]

High intensity, carnival end with a yeam to bunch the end horde up

[fast gorge]

Crazy? I was crazy once.

They locked me in a havoc lobby.

[hazy kestrel]

We’ve lost them.

[hazy kestrel]

And havoc lobbies make you crazy?

[fast gorge]

Crazy? I was crazy once.

Man.

What a bit.

I need my reddit gold and several "you sir have won the internet" comments.

[brazen pelican]

Crazy? Me? No. I'm sane, I'm sane. Secrets secrets. In the walls. I'm sane.

[fast gorge]

[brazen pelican]

Scratches, voices. They speak to me. In the walls. Secrets.

[hazy kestrel]

What do they say?

[brazen pelican]

Recover more rations, we're hungry.

[low hemlock]

Well at least the New class will be a new skin

before the Arbites

[fast gorge]

good riddance

death to the bootlickers

im more of a booteater.

[brazen pelican]

I'm more of a boot-yeeter.

[signal mason]

Im more of a boot beater

[fast gorge]

the boot greeter

[neon agate]

I need another helmet to cover my face. All my friends think I am into bdsm because of arb helmet

[brazen pelican]

"Ah, the good Doc Martens. Greetings."

[fast gorge]

just follow MOST BEAUTIFUL DARKTIDE REJECT APPEARANCE BUILDS on youtube

duh

[brazen pelican]

I'm in the same boat, I got the Soldier 76 visor, now my friends think I play Overwatch. :<

[fast gorge]

soldier 6 7.

[low hemlock]

Guess u can say,
u were r/mildlyannoyed

[little marten]

Ewwwww

[brazen pelican]

Right? :<

[little marten]

👀

[brazen pelican]

Should I have a 5th Monster?

[little marten]

Also hello, and no

That’s a lot of monster

[fast gorge]

what colour

[brazen pelican]

Peach or Strawberry.

[neon agate]

That's better than my situation

[brazen pelican]

I'm not so sure about that. :<

[fast gorge]

I have the exact helmet and named my dude Konrad The Gimp.

embrace it.

own it.

become the freak.

[brazen pelican]

10/10 advice, can recommend. :3

[fast gorge]

there's no level of kink shaming where we're going.

[brazen pelican]

Kink shaming is only effective in Commoragh.

[neon agate]

I'm pretty sure it's better because at least the game is getting better now after years

[fast gorge]

the soul of twomad homds it together

[brazen pelican]

thor-is-it-though.gif

[ripe tangle]

I wake up feeling worse again

UGGGGGGGHHHHHH

[brazen pelican]

Trust in the Emperor, this shall pass. ♥

[ripe tangle]

Yesssss

[fast gorge]

forbidden wake up at 3am, hot, thirsty and powerless

[little marten]

Rip

[little marten]

The cheese in the fridge calling

[brazen pelican]

Hate when that happens.

[fast gorge]

if cheese is calling to me then i am truly desperate

[neon agate]

It's cheese though

[ripe tangle]

You think a hot shower will
Help?

[fast gorge]

erm

[neon agate]

Cheese is good

Cheese

[fast gorge]

sigma grindset winter arc cold shower.

into a 50km run.

[elder hare]

Eat cheese in the shower

shrimple

[neon agate]

TRUE

[ripe tangle]

I dont want cheese rn

I want to feel not sick

[elder hare]

Tea, hydrate

[brazen pelican]

I'm only guessing here, but it might be @little marten 's fault.

[drowsy lynx]

Day three of posting this cheese block once per day

[ripe tangle]

I tried to eat an orange earlier and couldn’t even taste it

was like eating an acid ball

[drowsy lynx]

Classic nurgle worshipper

[fast gorge]

the garden drools...

boys rule...

[little marten]

i actually detest sickness the common cold turns me into a little bitch

im a princess when im sick

[neon agate]

Thank you for cheese

[brazen pelican]

That's not very Nurgle of you.

[little marten]

I'm more of the unclean type

[brazen pelican]

Packers fan detected?

[neon agate]

Wtf is Packers?

[fast gorge]

im sorry for your loss

[little marten]

EVERYONE AROUND ME IS SICK, OFFICE WAS CANCELLED FOR SICKNESS

[drowsy lynx]

Cheese is for food, not for hats

[little marten]

you're all sick until proven otherwise

[brazen pelican]

Handegg team.

[fast gorge]

the sickness will continue until morale improves.

[elder hare]

Time to bring out the flamers and kill these germs

[little marten]

I walk through fields of ashes,

[drowsy lynx]

Do you know what packers fans and cheese have in common?

[fast gorge]

they mold.

[drowsy lynx]

True actually

[brazen pelican]

Go on.

[drowsy lynx]

They're both biomass

[brazen pelican]

This is true, this is very very true.

[fast gorge]

MORE LIKE!!!!

BIO-ASS!!!!!

[neon agate]

Egg?

[ripe tangle]

if I die…

x_x

[little marten]

i will become you

[brazen pelican]

I forbid death. You are now immortal.

[little marten]

and no one will know any different

[fast gorge]

im rolling for their loot

[ripe tangle]

:c

[drowsy lynx]

Not allowed, the emperor needs you to continue purging heretics

[little marten]

they'll just think its the sister, popping by for sermons here and there

and then one day

i'll mention a fursona

and reputation will tarnish from within

[rocky radish]

I read that as "preging heretics"
I should probably go to sleep

[fast gorge]

hpreg

[brazen pelican]

Definitely sounds like bedtime.

[ripe tangle]

I’m going to go take a hot shower

[fast gorge]

coming to your local hobby shop

[ripe tangle]

sometimes that helps when I have illness

[fast gorge]

if anything else,

[brazen pelican]

Fingers crossed! ♥

[fast gorge]

prayer and leaches

[little marten]

i had fried egg on toast for lunch

i dont normally fry eggs but it was actually really tasty

[somber stream]

Bloodshed

[fast gorge]

you're relling me rice fried this egg?

[somber stream]

Everywhere i went today

[fast gorge]

relling

nice one.

[blissful kiln]

chaospreggers_m

[hazy kestrel]

Clearly you took a wrong turn into Khorne’s realm.

[little marten]

werent u supposed to be crunching

im about to buy mirage skin

but im so concerned about the helmet being too big

[somber stream]

I am

Oh yeah you'll definitely get spotted

But choose you must, virgin tactical advantage or chad aura

[fading otter]

They need to change how hard your raider pants when your wearing a helmet lol breathing loud as hell

Even my duo partner noticed lol

[little marten]

ITS DONE

[fast gorge]

i havent played arc raiders yet i feel like a neanderthal

[somber stream]

And so, it begins

Solo has been extra aggressive today, what changed after 1 night?

[little marten]

people wake up war ready i guess

[somber stream]

Most lunatic i took down is free loadout as well

[brazen pelican]

Not gonna play it until there is a NekoArc Raiders mod.

[somber stream]

I foresee a tactical cat girl cosmetic sometime in the near future

[brazen pelican]

I am intrigued. I do like that cat ears go: ▲▲

[fast gorge]

very true...very true

[somber stream]

I feel...

A burning rage

[desert tartan]

o/

[brazen pelican]

What has you upset?

[little marten]

mirage skin sucksssss

[somber stream]

3 consecutive unsuccessful extraction

[little marten]

need to shoot first buddy

[brazen pelican]

Aww, that sucks. :<

[somber stream]

I will refrain from KOS for now, gonna get back to work

[brazen pelican]

I might restrain myself and not have a 6th Monster. Would you be proud of me if I did? ♥

[little marten]

I'm always proud but I would be extra proud.

[brazen pelican]

Yay! :3

I also haven't eaten a crewmember today! :3

[elder hare]

Catical

[little marten]

As long as they weren't sick, eat away

[brazen pelican]

Om nom nom! ..oOwOo..

[drowsy lynx]

Remember kids, do not the fat battery

Even if it smells like bubblegum

Why it always gotta be a MacBook pro

[somber stream]

lol Macbro

[ripe tangle]

I took a nice long shower

I feel a bit better

[somber stream]

Nice

[ripe tangle]

something about hot water

helps me feel less sick

[somber stream]

Mind the hair else you'll get worse again

[elder hare]

same reason we burn heretics, to clense the heresy

[last sable]

He speaks truth

[broken cave]

ngl i’m kinda tired of people picking up infected rations, “me rashuns” ogryns are not worth the endless mutant spam

[little marten]

help me

im sealed inside the key room in space travel

on night raid

ive got a door blocked and mines

but i can hear the rats on the other side

[broken cave]

what

[somber stream]

Take as many with you before you go

[little marten]

i looted a vulcano

[somber stream]

Your service will be remembered

[little marten]

lead my to the slaughter

[last sable]

I can hear them in the walls

[brazen pelican]

My bad, I'll keep it down.

[somber stream]

Also you can access the control tower room in Dam without needing a key

Use the ladder at the very top, the one that leads to certain death? Jump side way near the end to the edge

[little marten]

yeah that ladder lmao

i made it out

it was tense until i ran into a teenage kid who was running around asking everyone where a computer fan was lol

so i took him back up to the key room

some guy tried to attack us on the way

the vulcano blew him away

gave the kid an anvil for his troubles too

im sick of looting anvils

[somber stream]

Uncle Nurgle handing out free anvils like candy

[ripe tangle]

You ever try killing wasps and think “okay cool” only for one of them to be a Rocketeer?

[somber stream]

@little marten

[little marten]

no comment

[ripe tangle]

lmao

[somber stream]

Remember.

[little marten]

😔

I ping every bot now hahaha

Mirage skin doesn’t look so cool from behind

But the helmet isn’t actually as big as it looks I think they body is slightly downscaled to accommodate it

It’s very skinny

[somber stream]

Do you show your backend to your guests? Nay. You present the front

[little marten]

Depends how pretty they are hehe

[drowsy lynx]

Being sick can make you tense and hot water helps relax muscles

Works when you drink it too, which contributes to tea helping relax as well

[elder hare]

Also dopamine release from hot showers helps get rid of that yuck feeling

And steam clears congestion

[drowsy lynx]

Yeeeee we love some hot showers

[little marten]

You might 😞

[somber stream]

I like lukewarm showers

[drowsy lynx]

Maybe a lukewarm shower of filth for you then

[elder hare]

sadly hot showers are bad for hair and skin, but man, love a shower hot enough to peel paint off a tank

[little marten]

I had my first cold shower in Hamburg actually and it was very pleasant for a hangover

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

Cold shower is the best way to start the day

Granted you workout before that

[elder merlin]

Bruh, i have had the most atrocious fuckin luck on arc lately

[muted yacht]

people still rush ahead, die and RQ?

[little marten]

My liver perhaps

[little marten]

Shoot first

[elder merlin]

Been dyin to bots or my own stupidity lol

[little marten]

There’s some places that KOS is just mandatory or you’ll get blasted

[somber stream]

Space port is KOS, no question asked.

[elder merlin]

Havent died to a player in forever

[fading otter]

Take some lures

[elder merlin]

No it isnt lol

[little marten]

Every time I’ve used a lure

[somber stream]

It is in EU

[little marten]

The bot has come back to me

[fading otter]

Damn, shit has saved my ass multiple times

[somber stream]

I don't know what happened, but people are extra aggressive today

[fading otter]

Had a leaper immediately turn and jump towards the lure lol

[little marten]

I threw a rubber duck when we played licht

And the rocketeer came to me anyway

[somber stream]

Yeah and it came to us?

We're just that attractive ig

[little marten]

Just love being blasted 😈

[brazen pelican]

Can confirm.

[somber stream]

There are better ways to describe it but i'll let you have this one

[little marten]

can you change your embark name

[somber stream]

Yes but 30 days

[little marten]

ah ok

[twin dirge]

I've purchased a skin

Fire

Was waiting for the deepsea diver

[signal mason]

How is the arc

Would play but games journalists said the finals is the same game but free

(Yes the above statement was said)

[twin dirge]

No

Not at all lmfao

There's no way that's an actual take

[signal mason]

It is

[twin dirge]

Bonkers, absolutely bonkers

[signal mason]

The games journos haaaaate arc raiders

Ign said it was crappy fortnite

[twin dirge]

Yeah it's cuz it's doing well and didn't charge everyone an arm and a leg

[fading otter]

The Gamer gave 10/10

[signal mason]

Think it was like gameblast said it was a paid for finals

[twin dirge]

Basically everyone in this chat that plays it will absolutely glaze it all to hell

[signal mason]

[fading otter]

Ign basically feeds off the notoriety of its shitty reviews at this point

[signal mason]

I wont play it because I dont like extraction shooters

[somber stream]

It do be Glazetown when it comes to arc around here, yeah

[signal mason]

[twin dirge]

It's deserved

[signal mason]

And the finals is enough for me

[twin dirge]

[signal mason]

More destruction

[twin dirge]

Arc is so good man

[signal mason]

Y'all schlumming it on the surface of the planet when Im in space vegas

[twin dirge]

Definitely not the building destruction but the arc are super unique and the gameplay is crispy

[signal mason]

Sponsored by alfa acta

[twin dirge]

[little marten]

yooo

wtf

[twin dirge]

Blowing a leg off a leaper and watching it flail around is good

[little marten]

did a quest went to extract with 0 loot

massacre at the train

killed the guy

had 2 keys and tier 3 augment blueprint

[twin dirge]

Mood, I went into a night raid train and there's was at least 12 pop corpses

I was more afraid of whatever did that than the pops ngl

Terrifying

[little marten]

lmao i was extracting with a dude once

and this guy come in

waited till the guy had finished and doors were shutting

and zero'd him

but like killed his wounded body too

so straight up wiped him for no reason

was wild

[twin dirge]

I do that but I don't finish so they actually get loot

I'm not evil

[little marten]

yeah thats a boundary im not prepared to cross

[twin dirge]

Get like 8 dudes together in the train and yell unload

[somber stream]

Scum

[twin dirge]

Lmfao peak

Yeah if I'm in extract anyone there with me is leaving with me or killing me, I stop killing once I get down there

Just wanna get home

[somber stream]

Was extracting from buried city the other day

Came down the tunnel, "Don't shoot"

Some guy said "Yeah come on down bro, we're friendly"

[twin dirge]

Homie get blasted?

[little marten]

🥺

[somber stream]

Said friendly haven't activated the train yet for some reason

3 bodies lying on the ground

[drowsy lynx]

Fried chicken

[twin dirge]

Yeah no I'm good

[little marten]

in the den of the beast

[somber stream]

I tossed 3 grenades down there and bailed

[little marten]

although sometimes you do just end up surrounded by bodies at extract

[rustic gate]

Praise nurgle

I mean the god emperor

[little marten]

and its not entirely your fault

[somber stream]

Yeah but like

Why haven't you call the train

[twin dirge]

Yeah like I had an open extraction and someone had died go arc or sum so I obv looted em, had like 3 dudes watching me asking if I did that and if I was friendly cuz they wanted to extract lmfao

I ain't kill that man but I'm sure as fuck gonna run those pockets

Actually can't spell

[little marten]

wtf why is blue gate a warzone

[somber stream]

I told you

Something went wrong

It's especially bad near the bridge

[twin dirge]

Excited for blue gate night zone ngl

Got some keys to use

[somber stream]

The peace period we had was short-lived

[blissful kiln]

who

[little marten]

is night raid on blue gate yet?

[somber stream]

Better keep that key pocketed

[twin dirge]

Gonna only have it in my inventory

[tidal gyro]

there was person with have low level in later mission

how he do this

[fading otter]

If your friend invites you to one and has it unlocked you can play, I think

[placid knoll]

If they add a new type of boss here which one would you like to see?

Rot fly would be nice imo

[blissful kiln]

Nurgle Custodes

female ofc

with big bazoingaz

[twin dirge]

Deathguard

[placid knoll]

But that would be horribly sagging and rotten

[blissful kiln]

nobody's perfect

[somber stream]

Rinda Mk.2

[elder hare]

A single custodes would wipe the mourningstar in an hour no cap

one of these mfers killed a killteam of 30 inquisitor scions in 4 seconds

[little marten]

Ok I quit arc raiders

Until they fix the key rooms

I don’t want any more fucking toros

[final herald]

Good

[tidal gyro]

he is alone

it is me and with 2 bot person

[elder merlin]

[fading otter]

The ranged plague Ogryn that has been in the files since like launch

[delicate vapor]

zurp

[thick fog]

tox plague ogryn would be peak

theres also the model of it too

[naive creek]

I had a teammate walk into a daemonhost, ragequit which caused the daemonhost to re-aggro onto a diff teammate 😭

it wasnt even hidden, it was in the fucking open and not in a big fight

[elder hare]

couldnt handle their own skill issue

[drowsy lynx]

This is a reportable offense and is considered greifing

Well if you feel that it was intentional anyway

[naive creek]

actually?

no

not the walking into the daemonhost part

the ragequit was tho lmfao

[drowsy lynx]

I'm sure plenty of people just rq and don't even think about it when they wake one

[naive creek]

I try to make it a point to stick out games even if I feel theyre unwinnable even if im dead because I find it so fucking annoying when people dont have faith in me

Comes from my apex days, have had so many teammates ragequit only for me to clutch up that its become ingrained in me to give most people a shot

Is there 2 monstrosoties and 3 crushers chasing my low health psyker teammate? I wont leave because I have faith, and if he dies? GG nice try

[thick fog]

Now he only has to wait for rescue on next checkpoint
Oh- wait he ragequit after dying

[naive creek]

I more meant that the low hp psyker was the last guy alive

in this hypothetical scenario

I just dont like giving up on my teammates is all, sucks when people give up on me in game so yeah

[drowsy lynx]

As an ex league of legends player, the heretics need to pry that win from my cold dead hands

[thick fog]

We have to kill all darktide players

Including ourselves

[naive creek]

someone should stone that russian zealot we had oml

[drowsy lynx]

We getting loss exp or win exp, no exp from leaving

[somber stream]

Do show us an example

[naive creek]

actual fucking servitor

THE ACTUAL SERVITOR (bot) PLAYED BETTER THAN HIM

😭

[naive creek]

yes I dont leave games. You save time? Sounds like a you problem. You get to play more games? With how much you leave I doubt so

/lh

[twin dirge]

Mfw calling bro a servitor is an insult to servitors

[little marten]

r u guys arguing

[ocean widget]

no they're shagging

[naive creek]

no

[little marten]

carry on then

[naive creek]

we're flaming teammates that ragequit like little cowards

[signal mason]

I need my ass

[drowsy lynx]

Have you tried checking behind you?

[signal mason]

I tried but the maelstrom kept knocking me down so I had to ragequiy

[drowsy lynx]

Ahh lol

I did cheese that but only after three attempts making it half way through mission 5 and having someone pop a burster on me

[naive creek]

I feel a bit conflicted about mine

because like, I didnt cheese it

intentionally

I died on mission 4

then won two

and got it

[signal mason]

I dont have it because Im a malice player

[naive creek]

I didnt leave orr anything, I full died, mission loss

[signal mason]

Was at 4/5 though

[naive creek]

yet I still got it 2 maelstroms later

Like do I deserve it? Id argue yeah but on the other hand its like fuck sake man I wanted to earn it fully legit lmfaoooo

[tawny gorge]

without me?

[drowsy lynx]

I got true survivor on my first havoc 35 mission because it originally only counted downs, not deaths, and blight was up so everyone was just straight dying instead of going down first

[naive creek]

LMAO

technically correct is the best kind of correct

[signal mason]

Im still so mad I did a 40 with one disconnect

Which counted as a down

Was a 16 minute h40

0 bosses killed

[elder merlin]

Just found a bobcat and vulcano 3 in a locked dam room, in those red lockers no less, @little marten

[little marten]

up the tower or the one in the testing place?

[elder merlin]

The research and admin building

On the first floor

[little marten]

niceee

[elder merlin]

I was fuckin sweating the whole time, had to run all the way back to the generator elevator across the map

Made it with a minute forty to spare

I fucking came across a dead guy in the corridor on the way back too, i though for sure there was a player killer around

[little marten]

turns out you're not kettle fodder afterall

[elder merlin]

Lol

Its funny cause i found the key in the same match

Found the key, figured i go over there, found 3 purple items lol

[little marten]

Dam seems to be the only place with still decent loot rooms

It’s such a superior map which is annoying

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

I have a testing annex key for a night raid at some point later

That’s where I found the 2 purple guns before

[somber stream]

Time to abuse Dam Control room

[little marten]

Problem is I’ve never managed an extract on night raid Dam lmao

The rocketeer always gets me

Where are the weak points on bombadiers?

[past coral]

Even when I’m having an off day and just doing poorly in matches, I refuse to leave. Still better than leaving my teammates with a bot, and I feel I can still work towards improving as a player

[somber stream]

Ass

There's a yellow thing

Also kneecaps

[little marten]

Gotcha

[somber stream]

Bring firebomb, they're especially effective against ARCs

[little marten]

Ooh ok

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin

Darktide

[elder merlin]

Who are you?

[sleek harness]

Sakavenin

My real name

[elder merlin]

Ah, maybe the loot was so good cause it was a night raid, didnt think of that

[jaunty path]

Paul played havoc 40? I thought he fuckin hated auric maelstroms

[elder merlin]

[twin dirge]

Killed a bastion (with 3 other solos) only to get sniped right before it died

Sobbing

I just wanted the exp

[elder merlin]

Most i beat was havoc 20 before the rework and attempted a 39, but only made it halfway

[weary lotus]

What armys uniforms are in the shop this time?

[little marten]

evidently cant kill a bot

[somber stream]

Desert hobo

[little marten]

because im getting killed from spawn

guess this is war

[somber stream]

It is

Arm yourself

[sleek harness]

Paul

Are you Pablosky

Nevermind

[weary lotus]

Savlar chem dogs? Thats what came up when i searched the skin

[somber stream]

Yes

[elder merlin]

Oh

[naive creek]

^ when your off days become less and less bad, thats still improvement

[elder merlin]

In a related note though, @little marten, one of those red lockers did have a toro shotgun too

[naive creek]

sometimes improvement is not raising the skill ceiling you have, but your skill floor

[little marten]

either toro or anvil

[somber stream]

Aparently Toro do fuck all to a Hornet

[past coral]

Exactly

[twin dirge]

Man people are so cool lmfao

Me and another solo got jumped by someone and I traded, dude revived me and the one that jumped us hopped on mic trash talking, another person showed up and blasted me and other dude and won the entire thing

All while everyone was yelling over chat

Peak

[somber stream]

Heavy armour, Anvil, Kettle with 300 rounds

Time to hunt some rat

[elder merlin]

@sleek harness?

I tried joining you

[somber stream]

"I normally don't deal with raider one on one, but you're welcome to stop by and drop off seeds"
-Celeste

My brain is fried

[inner nimbus]

bazongles

[thick coyote]

He's pulling his peach out

[sleek harness]

Okay now you can

[sleek harness]

Nategore did you saw the pysker revolution?

[inner nimbus]

the what now

[sleek harness]

Pysker revolution

[amber delta]

the doro revolution

[elder merlin]

Join us, @inner nimbus

[sleek harness]

Fatshark gave us an shitty set with the best looking chest armor for pysker

[elder merlin]

Join us, @somber stream

[inner nimbus]

this feels like a cult
I am intrigued

[sleek harness]

Now everyone is making a drip out of it on #darktide-driptide

[inner nimbus]

I can show you my psyker drip hold on

[sleek harness]

Sure

[little marten]

i got fucking gunned down by a dude bunny hopping

wtf is this shit

[delicate vapor]

zzzzzzzz

[inner nimbus]

like a speed demon

[tawny gorge]

quack

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Raiding

Harvester at Space port
gulp

Nah, too many rat

[whole glade]

I WANT MY TRENCH CRUSADE MODELS

[little marten]

I’ve rage quit for the first time

[tawny gorge]

wtf

turkish zangief

[tidal gyro]

it is good for using quickdraw stub revolver with arbite?

[jaunty path]

In darktide?

[fading otter]

Probably Raiders

[jaunty path]

Nah its dorktide cuz nurgle SUCKS at video games...

[little marten]

Nah lol raiders

I wouldn’t rage quit dorktide now I’ve got my groove back

[jaunty path]

Sometimes I just leave if I'm not havin fun :p

[tawny gorge]

fair

[jaunty path]

Hi isaac clarke

[misty trench]

that's crazy that they gotta give warnings for stuff like that lmao

[light fern]

I was just saying this to my coworkers today, how here in germany nothing is ever spicy

[light fern]

When i go to the chinese resturant i frequent, i ask for "Chinese spicy" and it's better then

The indian resturant doesn't hold back if you ask

[twin dirge]

In terms of making money, running thru burried city with some bombs and a heavy weapon and nuking a bastion is basically free

[grave plaza]

5 more day guys, class reveal in 5

[elder merlin]

Havent played Darktide in months, @sleek harness takes me into auric

[light fern]

I forget what auric means it's been that long ;p

[sleek harness]

Come on it's like Damnation but harder

[tawny gorge]

how many turks are on street fighter today

damn

[inner nimbus]

I once went to an indian food place and I could tell they were happy that a white guy finally requested their spicy butter chicken to be even more spicy

[sullen robin]

never post this again for prosperities sake

[inner nimbus]

this was before I found out I have cholinergic urticaria, good times

[sullen robin]

[tawny gorge]

don't tell him how to use his stickerz it's bad enough we dont have image perms

[light fern]

Most of my friends that are white are all into super spicy stuff

[delicate vapor]

hrmm

[elder merlin]

Auric or nothin

[sleek harness]

Okay then

[elder merlin]

But brb

[naive creek]

"waves of specialist enemies, extra poxbursters, extra barrels, extra snipers" im good thanks 😭

[pseudo timber]

Extra snipers is an automatic no go fur me

[naive creek]

same fuck that 💀

[pseudo timber]

Oh you went down?
Yeah lemme just rez you bro!
500 lazers pinpointed on my dome as I go to pick them up

[elder merlin]

Ready, @sleek harness

[sleek harness]

Okay

[sullen robin]

[sullen robin]

true

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin that was bullshit

[elder merlin]

I didnt even see what happened to you guys, i was trying to do with the specials comin up behind us

But i pushed too far back

My bad

[sleek harness]

Lmao

It was a surprise attack

Also did you just crashed?

[whole glade]

should i replay the TLOU series?

[elder merlin]

I think thats enough right now

[elder merlin]

Let it die

[whole glade]

wha?

[sleek harness]

Ok

[agile crag]

did u guys wipe in 6 minutes 😭

[thick fog]

ventilation purge and extra snipers stacked up

Disco party

[tawny gorge]

they're good challenge run games

[whole glade]

just the story

[ocean widget]

gotta do the skyrim shuffle to dodge everything

[naive creek]

my first lights out experience was sniper gauntlet

[ocean widget]

no

[dreamy shuttle]

34kg of Cheese vs Hungry Ogryn

[whole glade]

:[

[ocean widget]

why 34?

[dreamy shuttle]

Because there was a sale

[jaunty path]

Is anyone here a sigma

[naive creek]

a proper parmesan wheel weighs between 30 and 40kg

so prob just like, an ogryn eating a whole wheel of parmesan

[blissful kiln]

naturally

[dreamy shuttle]

I'm Omega.

[whole glade]

same broham

[jaunty path]

how do I get a gf

[somber stream]

Step 1: Touch grass

[jaunty path]

no

[dreamy shuttle]

Damm

[somber stream]

Bro failed step 1 🥀

[thick fog]

[floral panther]

bruh what are these new skins ? they did a switcheroo and now we are the scabs ?

[blissful kiln]

find woman, talk woman, repeat until woman like

[jaunty path]

We're the sons of bitchs now

[jaunty path]

Okay. So like

[thick fog]

these are old sets

[jaunty path]

Talk to women?

I already talk to myself

now what

[blissful kiln]

talk other woman

[floral panther]

what u talking about ? its brand new ( to me )

[jaunty path]

Does my imagination count

[blissful kiln]

no

[jaunty path]

y

[somber stream]

You can't copulate wiht yourself

... or can you?

[jaunty path]

yea i can

[thick fog]

You talking about the chem dogs sets or the new masks and helmets?

[floral panther]

yes

[dreamy shuttle]

Tell her you're Alpharius

[rustic gate]

I’ve brought stims my friends

[neon agate]

What types of stims?

[vagrant burrow]

just 5 more sleeps until Soritas is confirmed as the next class

[ripe tangle]

Missus!

[jaunty path]

Hi Lucia, I hope you feel better since last night.

I will be, almost alone, for 3 days.

That will be nice I think.

[ripe tangle]

Sometimes being alone can be nice

as long as it isn’t like, forced isolation

and yeah I’m feeling better

Still not great though lmao

[jaunty path]

Or dread inducing loneliness, hopefully it'll be fine. I sort of want this anyway. To see how I'll do

It'd be even better if I had a job x.x

[ripe tangle]

You can always come back on here

[jaunty path]

but hopefully after this month

[jaunty path]

On this server to socialize? I mean that is what I've been doing

[ripe tangle]

fair

[jaunty path]

I think it will be nice only needing to deal with one parent, because my parents are very, needy.

But I'll try not to vent about that too much here.

Though I notice two immediate essentials missing, milk and dish soap, and my mother sucks at giving at least a little money to buy dawn.

I have...money. Some money.

[ripe tangle]

:c

I wish I could help

[elder merlin]

Listen, @floral panther is new here

They dont know

And why does the one zealot gas mask not have the round filter on the side

[jaunty path]

It's really all fine it's just milk and dawn I need. I have plenty of cash to last me I just have god awful spending habits.

[elder merlin]

I wanted that gas mask specifically cause i saw a picture of it with the big round filter

[drowsy lynx]

These things might be available at a food pantry if you have one available

[elder merlin]

Hang in there, friendo

[placid mulch]

Hey, is there a way to lift some weigh from my GPU on CPU?

[jaunty path]

It really isn't that serious there is food here.

All I want milk for is cereal 💀

[drowsy lynx]

Changing the number of "worker threads" in your settings can adjust how much load your CPU takes on

[placid mulch]

My GPU 100%, my CPU 30%.

[jaunty path]

Cinnamon toast crunch is my autism meal.

[limber matrix]

yo how do i stop getting 2014'd every mission i try to play

[drowsy lynx]

Well it is the best cereal after all

[neon agate]

That's good. I hope you are doing well though. Most people here care. Plus you seem like really cool even though I haven't interacted too much with you. My b for not talking more

[jaunty path]

I'm pretyty sure its sugary cereal

but oh wellllll

[placid mulch]

More threds the better?

[drowsy lynx]

I am perfectly willing to eat that stuff dry lmao

[neon agate]

Cinnamon

[jaunty path]

Literally yeah honestly its more of a snack than a meal.

[drowsy lynx]

More threads is typically good but you'll probably want to set it to just below your core count for your CPU. If you have 8 cores, trying 6 cores is a good start imo

[elder merlin]

[last sable]

[naive creek]

only two auric maelstroms and 146 more aurics before ive completed every auric related penance 👍

[drowsy lynx]

Tried flushing your dns?

[jaunty path]

Last one I need to do tbh is 250 auric maelstroms

SORRY

AURIC MISSIONS

[placid mulch]

#darktide-pics-vids message Any of thoes 4 setting can help with lifting weight from my GPU?

[drowsy lynx]

A lot of folk visiting food pantrys are doing so just to save a few bucks. Especially if all you'd like is milk there's no harm in it imo

[jaunty path]

lmfao

[naive creek]

LOL I was about to say that sounds miserable

[jaunty path]

I imagine most of them are government workers

[jaunty path]

All I've been playing is auric Maelstroms so I don't think it'll be too bad

[ripe tangle]

It shouldn’t be this way…

[drowsy lynx]

I have never been to one myself but I have been given things from food pantrys by others that were concerned about me during harder times

[ripe tangle]

but it sucks to have career people who work for the city or postal service or whatever not get paid for months

[limber matrix]

yeah, every other game and internet feature works fine, im chalking it upto not enough sacred oils and incence to the obese fish servers at this point

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah that is heinous

[jaunty path]

That is the fucking government for you lmfao. Never to be trusted fully. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[drowsy lynx]

Yep if you're not having issues with other software it's almost certainly the round fish servers

[ripe tangle]

I hate this reality sometimes

[jaunty path]

hopefully the period between this and the next shutdown will be LONG.

[gaunt wind]

Our politicians get paid though the scum sucking vermin

[jaunty path]

Whats on my mind at the moment uh...dishes..I need to finish doing the dishes.

[gaunt wind]

I want hotdog

[pseudo timber]

Hate dishes

Love hot dog

[gaunt wind]

Perfect hot dog weather

[pseudo timber]

What kinda dog tho

[blissful kiln]

doooooooooooog

[pseudo timber]

A classic? A kraut? A chili dawg?

Lil mustard and ketch

[gaunt wind]

I like a chili dog with some mustard and ketchup maybe some onions

Sauerkraut on a dog is super underrated

[ripe tangle]

@jaunty path you live in NYC right?

[pseudo timber]

I had a hot dog yesterday with pico de gallo, jalapeno and onions, called it a dirty Cuban

Best dog ever lowkey

[ripe tangle]

sounds good ngl

[drowsy lynx]

Damn that sounds delicious

[gaunt wind]

a dirty cuban sounds like an urban dictionary entry

[ripe tangle]

but aren’t those ingredients more Mexican?

[pseudo timber]

You heard it here furst

It could be a lot of things

It's a hot dog none the less.

[gaunt wind]

Dill Relish is a nice addition to any dog

[drowsy lynx]

I've met a few dogs that I think would take issue with having a glob of relish dropped on them

[ripe tangle]

Cuban food although do have those things, that combination seems more Mexican than Cuban, Cuban food by comparison is less spicy in general.

[gaunt wind]

There are some occasions on some specialty dogs now that you mention it

[pseudo timber]

It was not spicy in the slightest, super yummers

[naive creek]

i still dont know fully what the english/american names for the different hotdogs are. The classic vertical one we call "fransk hotdog" meaning well, french hotdog. While the horizontal one we call "dansk hotdog" aka danish hotdog.

[ripe tangle]

the pico de gallo and jalapenos is what makes me think it more Mexican

[gaunt wind]

Cole Slaw is a case by case basis for me

[ripe tangle]

Cole Slaw is decent

[elder merlin]

Talk more or be killed

[gaunt wind]

really just depends on the place some places I like it and others I dont

[elder merlin]

Turn red

[drowsy lynx]

... vertical? Horizontal? What does this mean in the context of hot dogs?

[naive creek]

I can show you in #darktide-pics-vids

[last sable]

No u

[fleet igloo]

C'mon Fatshark, a teaser, a hint, anything, the speculation on the new class is getting exhausting and my brain is not wired to stop

[hard crane]

i have literally never seen a vertical hotdog before.

what is this tomfoolery

[gaunt wind]

Its Ad Mech Fat Shark came to me in my schizophrenic hallucinations

[elder merlin]

It'd be funny if it wasnt a admech class

Hive ganger class that has brass knuckles, and its a shared weapon with ogryn

[dreamy shuttle]

It's Hive ganger. It came to me in dream after eating cheese

[gaunt wind]

My disappointment would be immeasurable and my day ruined

[drowsy lynx]

Everyone thought it was admech for sure last time, gonna be hilarious if they pull the same rug again

[hard crane]

ooo the cheese adds credibility

[elder merlin]

It's beastman. It came to me in a dream after i spent the day grazing on grass

[dreamy shuttle]

Strong Argument sir.

Cheese > Grass tho

[gaunt wind]

To be fair last time the release was coincided with the release of the arbitrator dlc in Rogue Trader

[elder merlin]

What would it even be then though, if it wasnt a admech or hive ganger class? Do we even got any other suggestions, besides those two and the insane beastman copium pick?

[gaunt wind]

Those are the big two opinions at the moment

[dreamy shuttle]

Sister of Battle or Kroot Broker ^

[gaunt wind]

Outside of that we're entering unknown territory honestly

[little marten]

Just ate 2 potatoes

[gaunt wind]

if they did a xenos class it would be wild lol

[elder merlin]

Lucia would have a seizure if a sister released

[dreamy shuttle]

No no, she should join her^

[elder merlin]

Just from the pure shock

[neon agate]

I am 90% sure most people here would have seizure would

[little marten]

I’m almost finished sulking

Then we raid again

[neon agate]

I know like 2 firends who love sister of battles

[dreamy shuttle]

In files new class is codenamed Broker, and in WH codexes only Broker is Kroot one I think, but I doubt it's so obvious

[gaunt wind]

Its a red herring

Im coping now

[dreamy shuttle]

I still bet my 34kg of cheese, that it's Hive Ganger, and Proper Weapon Modification update.

[jaunty path]

@ripe tangle I think I spoke about it before w u but I'm still surprised how close I actually got with making DIY Baileys

[neon agate]

Can I get the cheese?

[jaunty path]

Nearly perfect

[dreamy shuttle]

If I lose, yes.

[little marten]

That would be the dream

[jaunty path]

It was super good

[neon agate]

LETS GO

CHEESE

[ripe tangle]

You told me yeah

[little marten]

Better not be some clanker

[ripe tangle]

but wouldn’t it be easier to just got to a liquor store and spend like $20?

[jaunty path]

It didn't look the most savory though.....it was fucking good tho

[gaunt wind]

Weapon Modification update? Now we are high on hopium

[dreamy shuttle]

Also if it's ad-mech, I hope people realize we won't be playing skittari but a tech-priest most likely, as skittari has same brain matter as servitor nearly.

[dreamy shuttle]

I'm high on cheese

[ocean widget]

missus no

[little marten]

Weapon mods
Fishing
Player housing
Companion Romance

We eating good

[jaunty path]

My dad did once but I really wanted to try and see if I could make it myself. I think it might even be cheaper to? but adding up the price of everything in my mind....yeah. lmfao.

[dreamy shuttle]

Wachu mean, no.

[gaunt wind]

Disgraced Tech Adept accused of Tech Heresy

[neon agate]

Cheese

[jaunty path]

I literally decided to do it once

[ocean widget]

servitors

[jaunty path]

Just randomly out of the blue

did someone say servitors

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-gif-14396239095188633828

[ripe tangle]

at least you did it and enjoyed it

[ocean widget]

do you see what i mean calandir

[jaunty path]

My dad did too

he was super impressed

[ripe tangle]

it’s impressive

[dreamy shuttle]

I need more cheese to increase my insight

[gaunt wind]

The Skitarii drip would be unrivaled though

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah no clue how you make that and I've had it quite a few times lol

[jaunty path]

It truly pays to follow a recipe closely...

[dreamy shuttle]

If you start coughing weirdly, it's those Rad clankers fault

[gaunt wind]

Following the recipe is OP

[jaunty path]

I'd like to buy non alocholic whisky though

[little marten]

Keep 🤖 out of Darktide

[jaunty path]

very much is mhm

[gaunt wind]

Does Hadron get a pass or is she too much Clanker

[jaunty path]

She's not a robot lmao

[gaunt wind]

Shes over 50% clanker

[little marten]

Honestly I put a sticky note on my screen when I need to craft so I don’t have to see hadron

[fading otter]

Not if Fatshark pulls the same shit they’ve done with Arbites so far

[hard crane]

if you say hadron doesnt get a pass a certain big boi will be very mad at you

[jaunty path]

though admechs goal is to get as close as possible

[dreamy shuttle]

Oh they will 100% do that lmao

[jaunty path]

It kinda surprised me to hear her sigh lmao

[gaunt wind]

As long as the base fit is clean im fine

[jaunty path]

like bro? Isn't your voice literally a vox box

[gaunt wind]

The interactions will be amazing

[dreamy shuttle]

Watch ad-mech talking smack to Hadron and shutting her down lmao

[little marten]

No no no no no

You’re telling me basically you like to change printer cartridges for fun

[jaunty path]

theyre piss easy though

[little marten]

Ok print some stuff for me

[jaunty path]

open it up, replace it

easy.

[little marten]

😡

[jaunty path]

literally

its made to be fool proof

it literally clicks in and out

though you will see printer gore

[gaunt wind]

Ad Mech class would bring a lot of unique weapons, which makes me think itll be Hive Ganger since all their weapons will mostly be what other classes have lmao

[little marten]

HP software updated their printers to no longer take non-HP branded ink

HP did not communicate this with me personally

[jaunty path]

jailbreak that fuckin printer

[drowsy lynx]

If you think that's fun, try changing a fuser

[little marten]

What are you anonymous?!

[drowsy lynx]

You can just pull the little chips off the old carts and use them on the new ones

[gaunt wind]

a jailbroken printer is something Ive never thought about lol

[jaunty path]

I would not be shocked if there was a way to jailbreak printers

shit people jailbreak their cars

[gaunt wind]

Going to jailbreak my smart fridge

[drowsy lynx]

Hp and canon rotate printer and cartridge models frequently to prevent the community having much time to work out how to do so

[jaunty path]

You probably can.

[gaunt wind]

probably

[drowsy lynx]

Not saying that you can't, but it's probably a bit niche

[gaunt wind]

HP and Canon are the John Deere of Printers is what youre saying

[jaunty path]

def

[drowsy lynx]

They force firmware updates that roll out new models of third party carts to block frequently

[jaunty path]

do yall remember the smart juice press

[drowsy lynx]

I generally lexmark and brother so far because I haven't had those issues with them

[jaunty path]

that couldn't fucking press fruits

[gaunt wind]

Corporate greed has been out of hand for centuries but theyre somehow getting even worse

[gaunt wind]

You had to buy their fucking pouches of fruit juice actual scam

[jaunty path]

It was LITERALLY just a bag squeezer

[drowsy lynx]

I do vaguely remember this before it vanished from the public eye

[gaunt wind]

They probably went under

[jaunty path]

You could SQUEEZE OUT THE FUCKING LIQUID WITH JUST YOUR HANDS

[gaunt wind]

I cant imagine suburban moms are that down bad for a bag squeezer but Ive been wrong before

[jaunty path]

A juice press, THAT REQUIRED YOU TO DOWNLOAD AN APP.

[little marten]

You cantttt

[gaunt wind]

Just get a normal juicer from your local walmart

[jaunty path]

It had hundreds of sales and hundreds of refunds.

[gaunt wind]

You can then juice ACTUAL Fruits truly an innovation of a lifetime

[drowsy lynx]

Gotta pull harder

[gaunt wind]

Thats hundreds of sales too many

[jaunty path]

Yeah it was juicero

[drowsy lynx]

Granted I have only done that with the 414a and 414x models

[gaunt wind]

I only know about this because of Moist Critical

[dreamy shuttle]

Juse bite the orange and suck it dry. Best juice.

[jaunty path]

at launch it was 699 dollars, and 399 after that year, which was 2017

What I'm wondering is

Who is fucking stupid enough to actually buy that.

It's not a juice press, its a bag squeezer.

The most blatant scam.

[haughty epoch]

i still after all these years dont understand what the purpose of choosing your characters backstory is, besides from being able to select cadian voice and arbitrators precinct

[gaunt wind]

A sucker is born every minute

[drowsy lynx]

"We need a clever name for this revolutionary new juicer. What do we call it?"

"... Juicer.... O."

"Brilliant"

[jaunty path]

yeah

lmfao

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juicero

[signal mason]

The mining one has a rare convo with hadron where you corre t her

[drowsy lynx]

Probably voice line stuff

[signal mason]

And she doesnt get mad because you are right

[haughty epoch]

ive not heard one voiceline that relates to anything ive selected

i think ever

[jaunty path]

In 2017, Juicero was the target of widespread mockery and criticism after Bloomberg News published a story showing that the company's produce packs could be squeezed by hand easily and effectively, and that the hand-squeezed juice was nearly indistinguishable in quantity and quality from the output of the company's expensive press device.[15] The company defended its product and its process, claiming that squeezing packs by hand created undue mess and promoted a poor user experience, and later offered full refunds to any customers dissatisfied with their press device.[16][17] The Juicero device was also criticized for requiring Wi-Fi connection and an app to function.[11]

[drowsy lynx]

Lmao subscription service too

[jaunty path]

It needed wifi to work....

a

juicer

needed

[drowsy lynx]

Literally a shareholder's wet dream

[jaunty path]

wifi to work.

When're we gonna need wifi for our cars to work

when're we gonna need wifi for pace makers to work

[gaunt wind]

Apparently the founder of Juicero is now shilling Sprouts as a super food in his book "The Sprout Book" lmfao

[jaunty path]

Silicon Valley is a beautiful place

[little marten]

Tech kids

[gaunt wind]

Theres definitely people out there eating some sprouts

[little marten]

AI bubble will burst soon and we’ll hunt computer scientists in the street and eat them alive

[jaunty path]

They're already being eaten by pigeons

Comsci majors are cooked.

[gaunt wind]

These idiots still havent created an AGI smh my head

[dreamy shuttle]

Arbites is best class btw.

Ofc salty Veteran would disagree! Ha!

LEX is the LEX

[pseudo timber]

Cut throat vet is the best

But maul arb is second

[jaunty path]

I can't wait for them to add Fidel Castro

[haughty epoch]

if thats cadian hes so boring

[jaunty path]

I don't find em themost interesting myself.

[haughty epoch]

its like he has 10 lines in the whole game

[dreamy shuttle]

CADIA STANDS points at rock

[haughty epoch]

😭

[pseudo timber]

I just like loud and obnoxious

FOR CREED

[signal mason]

10 more than female maul

[haughty epoch]

he is obnoxious but only because he repeats himself so much 😔

[pseudo timber]

We love a broken record

[haughty epoch]

imspeaking as a cadian vet with 2 billion missions 🤓 ☝️

[pseudo timber]

Based and cadiapilled

[dreamy shuttle]

Loose cannon is best for Vet imo

[haughty epoch]

loose cannon good yes, i like the default guy tho he yaps a lot about random lore and i love a good unrelated exposition dump

[pseudo timber]

Loose cannon is a NERD

[jaunty path]

loose cannon got a lot of personality imo

[dreamy shuttle]

Zealot is Agitator, psyker loner, and ogryn bully

[haughty epoch]

erm wow

i refer to them as, scottish, french and russian.... ur picks suck btw

[dreamy shuttle]

Agitator zealot is peak

no ur picks suck :c

[signal mason]

I run: male proffesional, male fanatic, brawler, female savant, female maul

[haughty epoch]

no the emperor likes mine more

he told me

[dreamy shuttle]

Nurgle likes mine more, he told me that when I was on toilet once

[haughty epoch]

it makes me sad that the savant lady doesnt talk to the arbitrators more 😔 they both love lex, whoever that is

[signal mason]

Ive still never heard my female maul talk with any other reject

At all

[haughty epoch]

lore accurate maul

[dreamy shuttle]

Arby Fatalist is best for me, just... done with everything lol

[signal mason]

Male maul, Ive heard tons

[haughty epoch]

doomer cop

[dreamy shuttle]

yeah xD

[haughty epoch]

you mean judge dredd?

[signal mason]

Im convinced she has no lines

[signal mason]

Yee

[haughty epoch]

my maul is of course, named dredd because what other name is there

[dreamy shuttle]

My dog is named Dredd, and I'm the Judge ^

[haughty epoch]

damn thats the exact reverse of what ive got goin on

[dreamy shuttle]

lol

[haughty epoch]

i got into a game with another dredd, it was epic

[signal mason]

Mine is named queen of ales

Dogs name is kruber

[haughty epoch]

whats a queen doing in t he broke boi deathwatch

[signal mason]

She got too drunk at the obese megalodon

[haughty epoch]

did you mean your dawg 😟

[signal mason]

Wandered into the wrong game

[haughty epoch]

took a wrong turn on her voidship, ended up in an FPS

[signal mason]

Took a wrong turn on the last bar in helmghast, somehow ended up on a voidship

[blissful kiln]

queen_kerillian_demands_ale.ogg

[haughty epoch]

i started a mission that was like, 20 seconds from being wiped off the board and ive been sitting at the start for a few minutes and no ones joined, does this mean im alone?!!??!?!?!?!!!!

all 3 of my bots are vets....

[little marten]

Aghast I am

[dreamy shuttle]

Kerillian shoot you in the back elf.mp4

[haughty epoch]

guys why dont bolters have stocks on them

[dreamy shuttle]

Lore.

[haughty epoch]

the lore is that looks hard

i looked it up earlier and someone said its cause itd be a pain in the ass for models, but like, thats not a very satisfying answer imo

[formal mortar]

They shouldn't need them

[signal mason]

God I wish fatshark still sanctioned mods so I could replace all of my voicelines with the drunk ones

[haughty epoch]

im full auto'ing this thing, the bullets are massive

the emperor blessed my wrists ig

[dreamy shuttle]

Bullets? They're mini-rockets

[haughty epoch]

are they 🤨