general-chat

[twin flower]

really?

[little marten]

Hahaha I just saw the other skin they added

Lmao

Who buys that shit

[gaunt wind]

Watch T2 as well

[fallen tree]

i should

[somber stream]

Yeah lol

[fallen tree]

really!

[astral basin]

Old school scuba

[fallen tree]

i havent seen any of the aliens movies either

[gaunt wind]

I envy you

[little marten]

I might get bogwalker instead of mirage

[gaunt wind]

To be able to rewatch these classics for the first time

[little marten]

And save half my coins for the new deck or skin

[astral basin]

Makes me wonder at the possibility of an abandoned underwater settlement

[twin flower]

real

[fallen tree]

im just a wuss, thats it 😂

[twin flower]

Not into aliens ?

[gaunt wind]

Next you’re going to tell us you haven’t seen Predator (1987) either

[fallen tree]

i havent

ive seen clips only

[somber stream]

I'm getting the diver

Big dadday

[gaunt wind]

Watch it

[twin flower]

strap him to a chair

and play all the classics

[little marten]

Ngl the deluxe skin is probably my favourite

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin

[gaunt wind]

Cowboy drip hard to beat

[little marten]

Yeah got that dunewalker vibe

I’d love them to put some actually decent faces in

[gaunt wind]

Right lol

[little marten]

And maybe a beard

[gaunt wind]

Maybe in a future deck

[little marten]

I use the old man face and in the cowboy set he looks like some tech goon at Coachella

[astral basin]

You guys think we gonna get snoop and nikki minaj fits?

[somber stream]

Never

[astral basin]

Twas fast

[gaunt wind]

I hope not

I like the current aesthetic

[little marten]

They won’t fit with the aesthetic yeah

Zuckerberg and Musk skins however

With deluxe bundle including a Zuckerberg mod for the voice changer

[somber stream]

You know what would? Futurama

[little marten]

“I don’t know what the zucc is but if you find out let me know”

[gaunt wind]

I might buy the rogue hawk set just for the scrappy pilot helmet lol

[little marten]

That’s a cool set tbf

It’s no mirage tho

[gaunt wind]

Agree I like it

Can never go wrong with the bomber jacket

[somber stream]

Mirage is a vibe

[long sigil]

new skin come?

[little marten]

Astrolette players are KOS

[somber stream]

It fits you Nurgle

[long sigil]

new skin when

[little marten]

I need to just nut up and buy it

My worry is the colour won’t work with the snow

[gaunt wind]

I’m going to buy the rogue hawk when I get home fuck it

[gaunt wind]

The price you pay for drip

[long sigil]

new class is bramce?s worker?

or what

some hive gang ass?

[fallen tree]

sry got invd to havoc, i will watch it

[gaunt wind]

Ad mech it came to me in a dream

[somber stream]

Won't be stopping me from rocking the piss neon to every single map ever

[long sigil]

we need hadron class

what is broker

waitng 5 day is too long

[sleek harness]

Is every Adeptus Mechanicus a Hadron for you?

[long sigil]

dont know

[gaunt wind]

That’s a racism

[long sigil]

dont care

fun

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[hollow zephyr]

[orchid lynx]

Clankers?

[sleek harness]

Bart is racism against the Adeptus Mechanicus

Racism?

Racist

[gaunt wind]

Hadron will not be calling you her little varlet anymore

[sleek harness]

They have more brain than you have

[gaunt wind]

Ad mech would sell the most dlc so I’m hopeful

[orchid lynx]

More Ai then brain

[gaunt wind]

AI

[sleek harness]

Brain

[orchid lynx]

Let me see it

[long sigil]

dont chase brain chase fun

[sleek harness]

You have an techy eye and is trying to judge an Adeptus for modifying 99% of their bodies

Hypocrite

[gaunt wind]

Hadron take his eye

[long sigil]

anyway

i feel stupid and want to reborn as rock

or dwarf

[amber delta]

good morning chat

[long sigil]

here night

and cold

[sleek harness]

No

[amber delta]

good night bart

[long sigil]

my room is hot and cold

sup dog

[analog marsh]

Probably would sell double what the Arbites did.

Admech is the most requested class after all.

[amber delta]

[orchid lynx]

Yes

[somber stream]

It's yes and it's no

[orchid lynx]

Would love to argue more but i gotta go back to work

U win this time

[sleek harness]

Loser

[long sigil]

there is no normal temp

only hell

what the f is that fat man emoji

what

[somber stream]

PREGNANT

[sleek harness]

Male pregnant

Made by: discord

[long sigil]

how

[sleek harness]

They just did

For no reason

[long sigil]

what

uhhh

slanash emoji

[sleek harness]

There is jo shaaneshi emoji

[analog marsh]

Australian weather be like: Ah yes, it will be 40c with a UV of death star laser this morning, but don't worry later this afternoon there will be gale-force winds and tennis ball sized hail.

[twin flower]

Have you considered moving

[sleek harness]

Move to Brazil

We got the same version but light

[analog marsh]

nah

[long sigil]

but good thing is

here bugs is small

even they cant live this shitty weather

stop that dooooog

[twin flower]

[sleek harness]

Did you know: blocking someone makes them unable to react to your messages

[twin flower]

fair

[long sigil]

🏝️

not t

you did again dog

what does it mean

[sleek harness]

Funny

[twin flower]

foonie

[long sigil]

fat man emoji kinda

dont know

make me feel stupid more

[orchid lynx]

Very in character. I can respect that

[somber stream]

Are you saying male can't get pregante?

[long sigil]

yeah

[somber stream]

Brave!

[sleek harness]

Loser

[long sigil]

it fule of alcohol bally

full

[fallen tree]

ogryn big fun

feel bad for sleep on ogryn until the past few weeks

[gaunt wind]

Ogryn is great I love being able to dodge through human sized enemies

[sleek harness]

Bulwark horde be upon ye

[gaunt wind]

Anguish.

[elder merlin]

[long sigil]

stop spaming fat ass

damn

ogryn should be

more less and powerful

[sleek harness]

Paul did you saw the new common set drip on the Aquilas Store

You should buy it

Its really good

[orchid lynx]

Why would you send that horse tho?

[elder merlin]

No savlar chemdogs?

[sleek harness]

To mock you

[long sigil]

wait is it not rat

[sleek harness]

It's a horse

Dumb dumb

[long sigil]

huh

[elder merlin]

Holy shit, its finally Savlar chemdogs

[sleek harness]

Now yall who saw the new cosmetics, should I:
Buy the whole Sarus Pysker set
Buy the chest armor of that ugly Pysker set

[long sigil]

wait new skin?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

Already

[fallen tree]

imo, i wouldnt do either, if i had to pick one tho it would be the ugly chestpiece

[sleek harness]

Theses red cherry armors are very not straight

[sleek harness]

Well I am not you

I will waste my money

[fallen tree]

bless you

[sleek harness]

Because my Pysker doesn't got any good drip

[shy sandal]

The only things i like of those sets i zealot's mask and vet's chestplate

[sleek harness]

Be more specific

Theres two sets now

[shy sandal]

Chem dog's

[sleek harness]

And 3 masks

[gaunt wind]

I’ve missed the Enforcer set both times it’s been in the shop it’s like a cruel joke at this point

[sleek harness]

So thats the one people keep using to aura farm

[shy sandal]

It's just a very clean gas mask, what can i say?

[fallen tree]

gimp mask with a filter

😭

[sleek harness]

5 days before class reveal yall

[shy sandal]

Zealot already has the freakiest cosmetics either way

[sleek harness]

Adeptus Mechanicus coming to beat heretical asses

[shy sandal]

Can you believe it guys?

[fallen tree]

true, i got the gold skull mask a year or two ago, never changed

need my zealot dripped in gold

[sleek harness]

You lost your chance

I got the best Zealot

By just combining 2 different paid cosmetic

[elder merlin]

Let me get on and look, i dont know what either of those are

[fallen tree]

show?

[sleek harness]

#darktide-driptide message

Heretical drip stolen

[shy sandal]

Rat loadout

[fallen tree]

i like it, im a big bandage person

[shy sandal]

Very thematic

[long sigil]

wow

new ogryn backpack skin is sick

nice skin

[fallen tree]

it is nice isnt it

[shy sandal]

I'm wondering if i should go sleep or do more drawing exercises

[fallen tree]

depends on the time of day/night, when u usually sleep, and how much exercises uve already done today

[shy sandal]

It is 7 am. Didn't sleep, and i did some head drawings in different perspectives yesterday

Also tried drawing a dog, cause i varely do animals

[fallen tree]

animal anatomy is fun

[sleek harness]

Yall guess which class I got the most cosmetics with

[fallen tree]

i get diminishing returns if i draw for too long, and too late, if you feel awake and still ready to go, go for it i guess

[shy sandal]

Psyker or Zealot

[fallen tree]

arby 😏

[gaunt wind]

One of my favorite zealot fits #darktide-driptide message

[sleek harness]

Surprisingly you are wronh

[orchid lynx]

Reasonable, carry on

[elder merlin]

Damn, i thought the savlar chemdog gas mask for Zealot had the filter off the side of it

[sleek harness]

That's straight up a Sister of Battle but male

[shy sandal]

If it's veteran, i will be surprised... You don't strike me as a vet main

[sleek harness]

Okay let me count first

[shy sandal]

That armor set is really nice

[sleek harness]

It's between ogryn and bet

Vet*

[gaunt wind]

Misters of Battle

[fallen tree]

im discord illiterate but i posted my zealot drip

need more gold tbh

[twin flower]

Battle Brothers?

[somber stream]

Bister

[gaunt wind]

Click and copy message link then paste here

[wicked sentinel]

To carry more rations

[knotty mica]

The emperor's femboys

[fallen tree]

oh its that easy? 😂

[elder merlin]

You talkin the experimental comms set chestpiece?

[sleek harness]

11 paid cosmetics on Vet
11 paid cosmetics on Ogryn
This isn't counting weapon cosmetics

So yeah

Turns out I am a fair person

[sleek harness]

Yes

[shy sandal]

Mine is def vet

[elder merlin]

I think the experimental comms looks nice, but i dont know what you have to pair with it

[sleek harness]

Why didn't I strike as a veteran main for you

[fallen tree]

yeah i think mine is vet, but its my least played class now

[sleek harness]

Black pants

I will take a pic and show to you just a sec

[shy sandal]

In all fairness, vet mains are boring. And you don't seem boring

I say that as a vet main

[elder merlin]

Actually, i might buy the desperado hat and the comms chestpiece chestpiece, i like the look of those two

[sleek harness]

Boring

Why I am not boring

[shy sandal]

You funny

[sleek harness]

How funny

[shy sandal]

Very funny

[fallen tree]

probably 6 7

[little marten]

It’s ain’t safe on the block

Not even for the cops

[blazing ibex]

Betrayal of the highest degree.

[sleek harness]

Who paid you to tell you this

@elder merlin ?

[shy sandal]

The STF

[sleek harness]

What is STF

[shy sandal]

Supremo Tribunal Federal

[fallen tree]

might buy the ogryn shiestys

[sleek harness]

Impossible

I thought they died to the plague

Also random fact

I got a femboy chest piece for ogryn

[shy sandal]

???????

[elder merlin]

Shut The Fuck

[sleek harness]

I just remembered this fact

[elder merlin]

What?

[sleek harness]

You paid him to tell me that I am funny?

[elder merlin]

I dont even think you're funny, why would i pay someone to tell you you're funny?

[shy sandal]

Imma buy some stuff but i gotta wait till tomorrow for my payment

[sleek harness]

Thought you were a friend

[elder merlin]

For all intents and purposes, that was a joke

[fallen tree]

wish there were more weapon skins, oh well

[sleek harness]

And for your knowledge, I am joking with you

[shy sandal]

I'm starting to think i posted cringe

Might just be insecurity though

[shy sandal]

I wish there was arby skins 💔

It's been almost 4 months

[elder merlin]

Why does the gas mask for vet have no lenses?

[fallen tree]

arby skins?? hersey of the highest order

[elder merlin]

Looks so weird

[fallen tree]

new class wont be any diff either

[elder merlin]

Just wanna make sure is all

[shy sandal]

Chem Dogs are just bdsm gear with trench coats

[elder merlin]

And then the new class had a full 3 pages of cosmetics

Could you imagine

[fallen tree]

i actually can

[shy sandal]

I'm confident it is a hive ganger now

[gaunt wind]

If it does turn out to be a hive ganger then i appreciate Fat Shark for helping me save money

[fallen tree]

as long as they're sexy, or cool, or have latex 😏

codpiece would go hard

[shy sandal]

I like the necromunda vibe, ngl

And as long as theu are fun to play as, I'm down

[gaunt wind]

Im Ad Mech or bust on this one

[shy sandal]

Ad mech also makes sense

[sleek harness]

Adeptus Mechanicus

Sister of Battle

[vivid sequoia]

Hello

[fallen tree]

like, skitarii? i think that would be neat

[sleek harness]

Guardmans

[fallen tree]

SoB feels too close to vet idk, but i would like that personally

zealot mb

[vivid sequoia]

Someone get my lasgun

[sleek harness]

No

[vivid sequoia]

Kill that thing

[sleek harness]

No

It's bob

[vivid sequoia]

I don't like Bob.

I'm sorry.

Bob will die now.

[sleek harness]

It's bob

Not Bob

Have some matters

[shy sandal]

Ad mech likely will come in due time

[gaunt wind]

If they drop Hive Ganger then Ad Mech is definitely the "break in case of dwindling playerbase" Class

[shy sandal]

Fatshark def making them as ugly and fucked up as possible

40k is mostly about deformed and scarred faces

[fallen tree]

oh yeah for sure

nothing my pen cant handle

[shy sandal]

Even though i draw my characters pretty

[fallen tree]

exactly

[shy sandal]

#darktide-fan-art message

Sometimes i wonder if my style clashes with the setting too much

[low hemlock]

The Orkz are new Class Confirmed‼️

[next iris]

https://tenor.com/view/zardoz-connery-boorman-gif-19020342

[humble aspen]

I like it

[fallen tree]

nah dawg, certified banger

im sure there are many japanese artists that do 40k art in a manga/anime style

fuck it, we ball

[fallen tree]

psyker coded for real

[shy sandal]

I think the idea of shipping an Arbitrator with a Psyker to be the more egregious part of the art, lol

[ocean widget]

Wrong actually
This is a lie made up by Fat Shark so they dont have to make normal looking faces

[next iris]

nah, there's no clash

[fallen tree]

im not a lore nut, but the tropes outside of 40k are done often so i dont see a problem

[shy sandal]

Jokes aside, the art team of Fatshark is incredibly good at making models

[fallen tree]

keep on keeping on

the only problem is that its not yuri /s

😏

[ocean widget]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[ocean widget]

Yeah, shame they aren't the same people who design the faces and hairs presumably

Then again having 1 intern do 2 jobs saves money

[shy sandal]

I think that might be on GW's fault.

Everything FS does needs to be approved by them

[ocean widget]

GW has shit taste in hair if the oversized half bowl cut is a valid hairstyle

[shy sandal]

4 different types of bald 😭

[fallen tree]

they just dont want the SFM treatment for darktide, like how overwatch, marvel rivals etc got

porn brained

[lime beacon]

I’m a really big fan of marvel rivals character design

Adapting it to darktide will really breathe new life into this stale old game

[fallen tree]

baseline, the style is great, i think a lot of the characters look great too

daredevil is my favourite but i cant play the game because i get too toxic, i wish he came out sooner

[lime beacon]

I’m visualizing a summer beach skin for the ogryn

[fallen tree]

invis woman summer beach across ogryn chest

[lime beacon]

Maximum wedgie

Maximum profits

They can add a taunt where he grabs it out and it snaps back

[sleek harness]

Yall I got a simple math for you guys to do

38 times 24

[lime beacon]

912

[rare pulsar]

I agree a lot if women in games are just painfully oversexualized or the exact opposite like huge burly man.

[sleek harness]

Thats how many hours I played Darktide

[fallen tree]

i dont really mind the oversexualisation, i guess, as long as its an even playing field. i do think women look better being as tanky as the men tho

[rare pulsar]

No the ammount of fanservice nowadays is honestly cringe

[astral basin]

Mfw marvel rivels puts guys in speedos and makes their pecs obnoxious

Goon squad

[rare pulsar]

Frfr smh

[green shoal]

I have a theory that the total number of hours in game is close to the total experience level of all a person's characters combined. (Because those 2 numbers are similar for me. But maybe I just level up slow, dunno.)

[fallen tree]

i think it has run its course, yeah

you can go too far in the other direction too, aka concord

[rare pulsar]

Elaborate

No clue wtf that is

[fallen tree]

failed overwatch clone, cost half a billion or something to make, flopped hard

[sleek harness]

Okay dude use the true level mod for every single of my characters

[calm zodiac]

Hi guys could anyone help me with this?

There is a Transdent weapon that could be good but I am not experienced in this game?

[rare pulsar]

Post pls

[hollow zephyr]

it's actually quite close lol

[calm zodiac]

How do I do that? I can’t send photos. Or post it?

[rare pulsar]

You can post in other channels

[sleek harness]

They can't

[rare pulsar]

Like specific class channels for example

[sleek harness]

They are gray

[astral basin]

He needs activity first

[green shoal]

My other theory is that there are 2 types of people: people who want to have sex with fictional characters, and people who don't.
The people who don't want to sex fictional characters don't really understand the people who do.
The people who do don't believe the others exist.

[rare pulsar]

Oh yeah sry

[sleek harness]

Post in his DMs

[rare pulsar]

Go chat more so u are not gray no more

[ocean widget]

"Porn brained = asking for decent hairstyles"
I cant say im surprised this is a certified darktide server take

[rare pulsar]

So u can post pics

[sleek harness]

Gray

Grey

Gay

[calm zodiac]

Oh yea. I am not super chatty perosn normal I ask silly questions because I am bad at games

[rare pulsar]

Asks lots more silly questions

[fallen tree]

lets make all the characters hot in darktide, what comes next. surely youve been on the internet long enough

[rare pulsar]

Dew it

[green shoal]

There are no silly questions in Darktide... nothing in the game is explained well

[rare pulsar]

Ask all the silly questions

[ocean widget]

My guy i want decent hairstyles so we dont have to deal with 50 shades of bald

[fallen tree]

me too?

[ocean widget]

Then stop saying its bloody porn brained

It ain't like im asking for a QTE shag mid mission

[fallen tree]

sheeesh brotha

[astral basin]

Istg the next time my boss sends a snap of him on the shitter the hour before my shift ends
Imma make fun of his ibs

[calm zodiac]

Oh the weapon, it’s a chain sword with

Rev up

And rampage on it

[ocean widget]

Does he use the same toilet?

If he does, fuck up the seat

[rare pulsar]

Dt isnt thats why i like it

Women are just flat af and ugly lik id expect in 40k

Being malnourished and constantly at war

[ocean widget]

Grimdank does not mean genetic degradation

[rare pulsar]

No time to be pretty

[sleek harness]

Jeez, 40k be making people gay

[rare pulsar]

Thats not what i mean

[astral basin]

He’s sending the snap from home, the cheeky bastard

[rare pulsar]

I mean ugly like no makeup etc

[astral basin]

Idk where he lives

[sleek harness]

What

[ocean widget]

"Ugly = no makeup"
You are digging a hole for yourself mate

[rare pulsar]

I just dont know how to say it in english

Goddamn you

[green shoal]

I feel the same way. But.. I did once play with a female character who had an attractive look, and now I'm not as sure about my opinion heh

[sleek harness]

Every woman is ugly for you because they don't wear makeup?

[rare pulsar]

No

[sleek harness]

That's what you just said

[somber stream]

All women are kween

[rare pulsar]

I would just expect a woman who is constantly fighting and at war to look like that too

[ocean widget]

Awful
Block him then

[astral basin]

Its not that serious

[rare pulsar]

And not have manicured nails and shit

[fallen tree]

they just want the gotcha, its ok 😉

[rare pulsar]

I dont care

Ill still explain

[sleek harness]

I mean it's understandable to liking guys, theres no shame in that

[ocean widget]

I dont know about you but I prefer the female characters i play not looking like they suffer from fetal alcohol syndrome

[rare pulsar]

Ill get deep in that bussy boi

Hide your cheeks

[rare pulsar]

Your loss

[sleek harness]

What

[astral basin]

So. What im hearing is
Aprunkulus is part of the bands culture
Give all his money to his girl so she dress up nice for him

And

[rare pulsar]

I didnt stutter

[astral basin]

Theres the bussy comment

God fucking dammit

[amber delta]

if she breathes

[ocean widget]

I mean, the morrowind pfp gives away that he fucks men

[astral basin]

LMAO

[rare pulsar]

U get it

Aint nothing wrong with that dunmer bussy

I cant help it

[ocean widget]

There's only one reason people play morrowind and it sure as shit ain't the gameplay

[amber delta]

it's dunmer supremacy

[ocean widget]

And the strip club

[rare pulsar]

U cant prove it

[astral basin]

Ngl. I fw the dunmer take just a lil bit

Just a little

[rare pulsar]

Passt

Not too loud

[amber delta]

Dagoth Ur did nothing wrong

[rare pulsar]

Theyll hear it

Why does every conversation i have lead to degeneracy and bussi?

Im starting to see a pattern

[fallen tree]

sounds like ur complaining 😏 /s

[rare pulsar]

Whats it question about it ?

[rare pulsar]

Im not

[astral basin]

Theres a cult here. Their members are dwindling, but its there
Waiting

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin

Lets play Darktide with the same drip

[elder merlin]

Right now?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

Will be kinda busy later

[lime beacon]

6 7 ?

[low hemlock]

Darktide DESERVES to get that
DBD Dating Sims: Hooked On You phase‼️💢

[sleek harness]

You

Join us

[fallen tree]

zola arc was my fave

[lime beacon]

Yummmm

[low hemlock]

imagining ✨SugarMommaHadron✨ in the beach wearing…..

a more revealing robe

💦

[lime beacon]

Half cooked fanfics they labeled as content for the game

[lime beacon]

[sleek harness]

1000+ years old btw

[fallen tree]

wait for darktide: the darkening chapter

its lit

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin we playing or not?

[rare pulsar]

And you scoldet me for the bussi

You are a sick man

[low hemlock]

“The Wrinkler the Raisin, The Sweeter the Fruit!”🥵💕💖💗

[rare pulsar]

[fallen tree]

[rare pulsar]

Im fckn wheezing omg

[lime beacon]

Someone stop this creature

[sleek harness]

Being gay is better than sexualizing a 1000+ year old cyborg

[lime beacon]

Irradiating me through my screen bruh

[rare pulsar]

Was that a statement?

[lime beacon]

I need some activated charcoal

[sleek harness]

Yes

[rare pulsar]

Or a question?

[rare pulsar]

Idk i would rather have hadron torture me

[low hemlock]

Oi u just jelly RAT-MAN that me find Tech-Lady hot‼️

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[low hemlock]

[ocean widget]

Hadron is defo not 1000 years old

[rare pulsar]

SHUT UP

[ocean widget]

She's a zoomer compared to kayex

[rare pulsar]

AHHHHHH

[sleek harness]

She is definitely 1000 years old

[ocean widget]

Nah hadrons like 400 at best
Kayex however

[rare pulsar]

Huh?

[low hemlock]

she lived durin the Dark Heresy vro

[ocean widget]

Kayex has dementia

[rare pulsar]

Keep talking

[rare pulsar]

😩

Ong im weak

[sleek harness]

2000 years old

[misty sequoia]

Ran some mid 20 havocs I feel cooked

[brazen pelican]

She's about 392.

[sleek harness]

Slaaneshi

Darktide

Play

[rare pulsar]

I can fall in love every day again

[ocean widget]

Everyone lived through the dark heresy
Not hard on atoma when the lights are out

[rare pulsar]

And he wont even know

[brazen pelican]

I just woke up. I still have too much blood in my caffeine veins.

[rare pulsar]

Inject into eyeballs

[brazen pelican]

No. :<

[sleek harness]

Sleep less

That will work

[rare pulsar]

Dew it

[low hemlock]

BASED⁉️❓

[rare pulsar]

Kayes is deffo hitting that hadron metalussy

[brazen pelican]

No thanks. :>

[ocean widget]

I dont think hadron is into grandfathers

[sleek harness]

I think I prefer the Darktide Reddit making unfunny jokes about the new class instead of listening one more time about Hadron being hot

[rare pulsar]

Why not?

[low hemlock]

💢

[rare pulsar]

If they let me

[ocean widget]

Everytime she hears grandfather she remembers nurgle exists

[sleek harness]

It's a suggestion from a professional

Really going to refuse?

[rare pulsar]

I gotta keep working now

This got me all actin ip

[modest flume]

Sleep more

[brazen pelican]

Yes. :3

[low hemlock]

yea, cuz over here, we are themore superior option

[brazen pelican]

Top tier advice.

[modest flume]

Thank you, I try

[ocean widget]

I mean
In the world where somehow all the playable women suffer from fetal alcohol syndrome, you may as well fuck the most attractive npc

[rare pulsar]

No inject caffeine into eyeball now

[brazen pelican]

Swagger?

[brazen pelican]

I refuse! :3

[low hemlock]

the genestealer guy

[ocean widget]

Swagger reveals about as much of his body as a glory hole, cant exactly call that hot ngl

[orchid lynx]

No worries I'll help

[brazen pelican]

The excitement lies in the obfuscation.

[modest flume]

Tbf, we know at the very least that he has eyes possibly

And hands maybe

[ocean widget]

Ah, no wonder you do e-sex

[brazen pelican]

I do?

[modest flume]

And there is a voice that follows him that may or may not actually be his

[ocean widget]

Vibes

[low hemlock]

I’ve already placed me bets Swagger is the Genestealer, responsible for Brunt’s disappearance

🚬

he’s very S U S

AMONG US‼️

[ocean widget]

brunts soloing the genestealer hivecity

[modest flume]

"Why settle for the fake thing when you can do the real one? " @brazen pelican, probably

[brazen pelican]

I am not sure what this means. :3

[ocean widget]

Your tendency to fuck the obfuscated sounds like you do e-sex

[orchid lynx]

Valid I shall look into it

[brazen pelican]

I see.

[low hemlock]

EVERY ONE VOTE ON SWAGGER‼️‼️HE IS THE IMPOSTER ‼️‼️

[ocean widget]

Just shove swagger out the nearest open window

[brazen pelican]

No time to vote, gotta hide in my vent. :3

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/flame-thrower-leonardo-dicaprio-lance-flamme-burn-burning-gif-21661296

[uneven ermine]

Hey does anyone know if anti-bacterial hand sanitizer is safe to disinfect a wound?

Genuine question

[fallen tree]

dont think so, but roll a d20 and find out

[uneven ermine]

Ah

Shit

[outer tartan]

It'll burn like hell but it can.

[uneven ermine]

Fr?

[fallen tree]

it cant be worse than not using it, but idrk

[ocean widget]

Did you drink the rubbing alcohol?

[uneven ermine]

Used it all in previous stuff

[ocean widget]

Bruh

[brazen pelican]

Depending on the severity of the wound proper medical attention is more important that disinfecting it.

[outer tartan]

For real though, it's safe enough to use it, I mean all that's in it is alcohol and an air drying gel.

[uneven ermine]

Abrasion

Maybe first two layers of skin?

1 max

I tend to idly scratch when I’m stressed

Got very stressed yesterday

Scratched into my forearm

[outer tartan]

Skin only has two layers... Dermis, Epidermis... then you get to fat, then to muscle, finally to bone lol.

[uneven ermine]

Oh uh

Fucking

Raw and wet layer?

Not bloody

[elder merlin]

We got anyone else? @sleek harness

[outer tartan]

That's first layer, you scratched hard but you'll be fine to use it in a pinch if you don't have regular rubbing alcohol.

[uneven ermine]

I used hand sanitizer yesterday and I woke up changed the bandage and it was just that same kind of wetness?

I sprayed peroxide on it and and bubbles stark white

I sprayed til the bubbling was less aggressive and put on a new bandage

I’m just wondering if hand sanitizer has something in it that like fucked it up?

[outer tartan]

That's what peroxide does, it oxidizes on the wound killing bacteria.

[uneven ermine]

Because usually it just heals on its own

[fading otter]

Yea it’s gangrenous

Amputate

[outer tartan]

Healing takes time, the deeper the abrasion the longer it's going to take.

[uneven ermine]

Very

Not actually gangrenous dw

[brazen pelican]

Amputate and donate to your local Neurolictor.

[fading otter]

[uneven ermine]

Yes sir or Madame

[outer tartan]

I gotta run though, ironically I'm heading to a doc appointment lol.

[uneven ermine]

Thank you

[outer tartan]

Yep, you're welcome.

[astral basin]

Pest detected.
Confirming parasitic tendencies of pest

[uneven ermine]

Am I the pest

[modest flume]

And/or*

[green shoal]

Ace Ventura: Pest Detected

[uneven ermine]

I was trying to quote the (securitrons?) from fallout new Vegas

[fallen tree]

nawww, hope things are better for you

[uneven ermine]

“Thank you sir or madam”

[brazen pelican]

Puts on fake moustache and ill-fitting Veteran clothes.

[uneven ermine]

FREN

[uneven ermine]

Huh

[brazen pelican]

Fren? I have fren?! :3

[fallen tree]

you said u were stressed, hope ur not as stressed 🤷‍♂️ sry

[shy sandal]

The amount of times i heard that hoping the store refreshed with a tri beam

[uneven ermine]

Oh sorry just a bit had been talked about didn’t know what you were referring to

Thank you though I’m ok now

Disinfectant applied and bandage equipped

Ready to stick it to the nurglites

[elder merlin]

@sleek harness finally died

[uneven ermine]

[elder merlin]

[brazen pelican]

I found some extra rations that's not been tainted, want one? :3

[uneven ermine]

I found some chicken parm upspire wanna share

[brazen pelican]

What is chicken parm?

[uneven ermine]

Try it

[brazen pelican]

Oh, this is top tier biomass.

[uneven ermine]

I’m saying that about food now

tried something great
toss’s down fork
Oh this is top tier biomass

Fuck yeah

Compliments to the chef

[astral basin]

“I am very glad this biomass was added to mine”

[brazen pelican]

Think people would be very confused. Which makes it even funnier.

[uneven ermine]

You’re my friend now

We’re having biomass later

[brazen pelican]

Yay! I do love biomass.

[astral basin]

Sounds like heresy. Might have to decide on proper protocols

[brazen pelican]

Oh, the biomass thing is just a joke Swagger told me about. :3

[modest flume]

No no I got it

[astral basin]

SwaggerSouls engages in the heresy of shitposting
Heresy of: consorting with an absolute threat enemy. Has not been recorded.

[brazen pelican]

Damn, that was a while back.

[sleek harness]

Back

[uneven ermine]

Huh?

[sleek harness]

No we don't

Just us

[astral basin]

Idk wtf hes up to nowadays
Last i saw he did an airsoft game a couple years ago
For some reason im getting ancient csgo clips

[sleek harness]

@sleek harness we can player later

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, they did a lot of csgo and pubg. :3

[sleek harness]

What

@elder merlin we can play later

[astral basin]

“Hey dude lemme get with so i wont be racist”
“Ok but youll be a pred bc im not 18”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

[orchid lynx]

Hm?

[astral basin]

Idfky i got that short played 5 times in the last month
Just sneaks into my yt shorts doom scroll

[astral basin]

SwaggerSouls

[fallen tree]

damn i havent heard that name in ages

[orchid lynx]

Glad not our tide Swagger

[elder merlin]

Damn

[sleek harness]

If we are lucky we can find or convince another person to use the same drip as us and be Seer

[elder hare]

Posture and hydration check

[brazen pelican]

I'm shrimping and drinking Monster.

[keen vapor]

Jesus Christ, same

[brazen pelican]

Fren! :3

[jaunty path]

Sometimes I wonder if I'm on the good part of the internet cuz I don't know where ppl go to say x fanbase bad/annoying

Or maybe I'm just supremely oblivious

[elder hare]

Check reddit

[brazen pelican]

Eh, if you're enjoying something, don't let miserable strangers tell you otherwise.

[jaunty path]

No I need to be miserable like everyone else

I wanna feel included!!!

[brazen pelican]

I mean, can any fan of 40k be truly happy? I always figured we're all as miserable as the setting.

[elder hare]

get a job, ez

[jaunty path]

I mean like where do you find super earth defenders exactly

[tall grove]

“Check the website of doom and despair”

[elder hare]

All you gotta do is go on there and talk about how much you love something or ask a question and you'll get all the vitriol of a malding incel

[jaunty path]

Like I got no prejudice against nobody regardless of what slop they enjoy ngl

[keen vapor]

I would question someone if they genuinely liked Concord or something like that

[graceful fern]

I’m happy when my favourite faction is genociding evil xenos.

[tall grove]

Milady tips fedora perchance you would let me engage in coitus with you?
Edit: thanks for the Reddit gold kind stranger

[jaunty path]

Then there's some people who are all bloods and crips with media man

Lmfao

[brazen pelican]

Due to perspective the humans are the Xenos to me. So same. :3

[jaunty path]

Kicks you in the nether region

Like

X media enjoyers dni

Huh??

[graceful fern]

No no no silly xeno, we are humans you are xenos.

[tall grove]

I can’t believe it! She kicked me in the nuts! All I did was refuse to take no for an answer and continue pushing

[tall grove]

To xenos, you are xenos

[elder hare]

THe slow descent into r/redpill

[graceful fern]

Big E said Nuh uh

[jaunty path]

But honestly ppl who got detailed DNI lists tend to be literal children

[graceful fern]

What’s a dni list

[jaunty path]

Like you are deadass telling people what makes tou uncomfortable

[tall grove]

I opened the door for her! And she didn’t even suck my dick! Femoids really are all the same

[jaunty path]

Yeah so

Uhhh

[tall grove]

Appeal to authority

[jaunty path]

Dni lists mean "do not interact"

[graceful fern]

I don’t think I get it

[jaunty path]

Like "dni interact: homestuck fans, 40k, yadda yadda"

Don't talk about this or that with me or whatever

[elder hare]

Basically an enforced do not disturb to specific people based on the list of variables

[graceful fern]

Ohh

[jaunty path]

Then theres shit like what triggers their trauma and shit

[graceful fern]

I’m not familiar with the youngins slang these days.

[jaunty path]

And I'm like dude I get it but you are giving people ammunition

You are directly telling people what makes you upset

[elder hare]

People are fucked up, like when those asshats were sending extreme flashing gifs to epileptic patients on that one website

[jaunty path]

It's something else for sure.

[signal mason]

But xenos are not human

[tall grove]

Xenos are aliens. What are we to aliens? Aliens.

[graceful fern]

It’s imperium of man not imperium of xeno. Silly xenos.

[signal mason]

Yes but us being xenos to them doesnt make them humans

[tall grove]

I never said they were?

[jaunty path]

Everyone born off terra are technically xenos by definition

Non earthlings

[signal mason]

Then we arent disagreeing

We both said 2 factual statements

[jaunty path]

Yo can yall get into an argument over nothing? I'm bored.

[fallen tree]

honestly this. x/twitter/bluesky users broadcasting their triggers in bio

[jaunty path]

Literally

[signal mason]

Could start insulting furries again

[elder hare]

"Dont message me about Horus" - Blood Angels

[tall grove]

Putting triggers in a twitter bio has to be some kinda suicide method

[jaunty path]

People are

Definitely kind on the internet

[fallen tree]

lmaoo

[jaunty path]

And not predatory at all whatsoever

[graceful fern]

Yes.

[signal mason]

Ngl I dont getting putting anything about yourself on the internet

Like your full name and shit in random places

[graceful fern]

It’s the age of today, everyone needs to plaster their life in their bios.

[fallen tree]

i think its about connection because ppl are lonely, but i get what u mean

[tall grove]

Yeah! Like just yesterday this nice person said they’d meet up with me after I insulted Taylor swift. The internet really is so nice

[signal mason]

Hi Im Jane Oversharer and my address is 123 gullible lane, Im deathly afraid of loud noises so definitely dont go and rob me

[fallen tree]

do you like anime and bbno$? maybe we can hang

[jaunty path]

Shit I think some shouldn't even put their age. But kids shouldn't be on sites like Twitter anyway. There's no line between adults and kids on there. There's nothing actually restricting them from seeing pornography either.

[signal mason]

Anonymity used to be good hygeine

[tall grove]

Not to mention it’s twitter. Satan instantly claims dominion over your soul the moment you make an account

[signal mason]

And noone would know if you are a kid

[jaunty path]

Shit is way too open air

[signal mason]

Because you never said if you were

[signal mason]

Ironically I have 2 twitters with no info on them

[jaunty path]

Deadass yeah it's literally designed to make you upset lmfao

[signal mason]

Mainly to use their api back in the day

[tall grove]

See you in hell brother

[elder hare]

Anonymity these days is incredibly rare

[signal mason]

I mean anonymity doesnt exist, however you dont need to make it even worse

[sleek harness]

What is anonymity

[signal mason]

Something not real like the skaven

[tall grove]

Never open comments unless you really like that stereotype “Jew” image

[signal mason]

Citizen of the empire

[sleek harness]

I am real

[signal mason]

Rats of unusual sizes, they dont really exist

[jaunty path]

Nah theres king rodents

Ny subways are some shit boy.

[tall grove]

Nah, it’s just from New York

[sleek harness]

Do we tell him?

[signal mason]

Thats not unusual

[amber delta]

skaven are new yorkers

[sleek harness]

Capybaras are giant rodents

[elder hare]

so are redditors

[signal mason]

Nah not big enough

[sleek harness]

Ew no

Never

[long sigil]

what are u

[fading otter]

I thought they were Parisian

[jaunty path]

Skaven literally are new yorkers yeah

[sleek harness]

Brazilian Skaven

[signal mason]

I mean there were new yorkers building tunnels

[long sigil]

brazil

nice

place

but i dont know brazil

[jaunty path]

Hello bart

[sleek harness]

Go to Brazil

[long sigil]

sup dog

if i go

i will dead

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[fallen tree]

lmao

[long sigil]

i heard danger place

[jaunty path]

[elder hare]

A skaven trained 4 orks -- Dorkatello, Ralphaork, Michaelangelork, and Leorknardo

[sleek harness]

Come to Brazil

[long sigil]

dooog

[fading otter]

Off duty cop or thief, take your pick

[tall grove]

I Think that’s a horse

[jaunty path]

Skaven will come out to off you personally brother

[warm kite]

Over the course of the campaign, have the Rejects accomplished feats comparable to what a space marine is capable of

Are we the space marines now

[sleek harness]

2 thiefs on a bike steals your phone and bag

[jaunty path]

Always have been

[elder hare]

theyre coming in a few years, give it time

[jaunty path]

If it weren't for them we would've already owned the title

[warm kite]

We're just space marines with less armor

[sleek harness]

I was thinking of calling the gang to kill you instead dude

[amber delta]

we are space marines unburdened by what has been

[long sigil]

🏝️

[astral basin]

I just saw ac mirage on my app store
Please tell me this is a joke

[sleek harness]

Please speak in common

What is ac mirage

[elder hare]

its a mirage

[long sigil]

yeah

what is it

[astral basin]

In warhammer, we speak gothic >.>

[rare pulsar]

All theyll hear is:“karkin surprise“ before getting blown up by multiple krak grenades

[astral basin]

assassins creed

[elder hare]

AC execs Greed

[sleek harness]

Ty sha' tal' mor' 'lik' thi'

[astral basin]

Right but. Porting a game meant to be high quality
On
Shitty operational mobile
Wtaf

[rare pulsar]

😭

[elder hare]

sadly mobile games make a LOT more money than console/PC games

[sleek harness]

Port TF2 to mobile, Valve

[elder hare]

port HL3 to PC Valve

[rare pulsar]

Mobile games are truly lost tho

Cant even call that games no more

More like cash shop with animations

[elder hare]

you mean you dont like autoplay games

[rare pulsar]

[astral basin]

CoD? They saw the market and adapted. Bp was a shit system. Became bloated bc 80% of their game was weapon cosmetics. Like why tf are you skinning a grenade? Dunno what theyre doing now. Dont wanna know

[rare pulsar]

Better that way

Leave em to the kiddies

Just like fortnite

If thats what they want

[astral basin]

Destiny? Netease has been making quality phone slop for over a decade. Theyve grown. They know what theyre doing.
Am i gonna fall into the abuse that is destiny? No. But i can amuse myself thinking they did something cool

[fallen tree]

its so sad, destiny vibes were immaculate

reminds me of og marathon, not the new slop either

macintosh era

[rare pulsar]

They all want that sweet sweet mobile monay

[warped mauve]

@olive badger I tried going to https://creator.fatshark.se/ because I'm interested in joining the Creator Program, but the page is all wonky.

[astral basin]

Bungie should’ve stayed making campaign and pvp content
Instead of all these… inane “events” they kept making

[fallen tree]

locking/removing old content is also wild

[astral basin]

We dont do that here joni. Pretty sure fatshark has us completely muted

[astral basin]

Whats worse?
Buying the dlcs for them to be torn in half and made free

[warped mauve]

Ah. OK.

Guess I'll have to ask some friends for help then?

[fallen tree]

in a setting like that, old content should be free and bundled into base unless its the current expansion. like wow and ff14. but i dont think they do it well either. not sure the best solution

ff14 does it better i think, but completely removing content that u paid for is absurd

[rare pulsar]

Dude i remember buying hell let loose and a few months later it was fckn free on epic games store

[fallen tree]

arent there eu laws coming in to prevent this

[rare pulsar]

Like the audacity

Fuck epic games store btw

Fuck thise guys

[fallen tree]

i never had the pleasure of using epic store, but yea ive heard the stories

[astral basin]

Every time i play warframe i think
Man. This other season based game could have been so much better if they copied these guys
But warframe is its own phenomenon. They got passive income rather than shock value quarter goals

[rare pulsar]

They are basically trying to bait people into ising epic games store by giving out trash for free

Wich is despicable and pathetic

[fallen tree]

i played warframe so long ago, i wish i kept up with it. the protoframes ive seen recently look so nice

just feels like its too late to properly get in to it again

[astral basin]

Oh yeah. Warframes on mobile too.
The graphics are dogshit. Comp power kills the phone
But. Its serviceable. I kept it on my phone over the ordinator app bc direct management of orbital

[fallen tree]

ea origin flashbacks 😡

[tidal gyro]

is arbite break the wall is best?

[fast gorge]

play real games like uhhh

yearly released cods and fifas.

[fallen tree]

umamusume

[astral basin]

Protos are cool
Its never too late to get into warframe. Its phenomenal
Downside of it is always “this is my in between game bc otherwise it feels like two different jobs” with the grinds and timers

[fast gorge]

horse

[rare pulsar]

Yes it is considered the best ability

[tawny gorge]

final fantasy IX

[tidal gyro]

thank you

i like it

[astral basin]

Yearly released assassins creed

[tidal gyro]

is small cool down

[fallen tree]

i played Ragnarok online back in the day, im a slave to the grind

[rare pulsar]

Castigator is also mice for safety bit doesnt really do much for your tram

[fast gorge]

arbitrators do things for the team???

i kid

[elder hare]

the best thing i do for my teammates is frag

[inner nimbus]

yeah, they win the game for the team xd

[little marten]

😼

[ancient violet]

Tbf Arbi when played properly is the second best specialist killer in the game

[inner nimbus]

I just love Arbitrators, they're so goddamn versatile

also it makes me feel good cus ages ago I wrote about a dog-using class for Vermintide

and I'm happy that I was spot on that such a class would fit wonderfully lmao

[fallen tree]

havent played arby since post release nerf. much fun, shock mine was nice

[outer tartan]

JIK<N78.l78iu;/999999\

[fallen tree]

dogless so i get extra rashuns

[outer tartan]

()________)+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++)+++)+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++>__+++++++++++++++++++++++)((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((}{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()O_P{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL*)(POLKIJJJJJJJJJJJJJ<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<U***************O)+P:O{{{{{{IOLK\

];-'l

[long sigil]

no new skin

[fallen tree]

need a translator in here

[elder hare]

Looks like Cat-onese

[fallen tree]

indeed

[fast gorge]

cyberpsychosis

[inner nimbus]

let's chill with the spam here lol

[inner nimbus]

I'm fine with my red Arbitrator, in fact it's the only class where the red armor looks cool af imo

[long sigil]

damn gw ass

[fallen tree]

true

[fast gorge]

broken shield backpack bought instantly

[fallen tree]

cant even make a blue version

[tacit geode]

But imagine if they were in a clean white

[minor narwhal]

we'll literally get a 6th class befo arby gets any new cosmetics lmao

[tacit geode]

Damn you James

[tidal gyro]

how many more hard is difficulty 3 than difficulty 2

[minor narwhal]

decent bit harder

[tidal gyro]

i am unlock it in one more malice thing

[fallen tree]

best thing to do is try it and see how you feel. if its too hard, pactice on your preferred deifficulty

[wooden creek]

The 6th class needing cosmetics might be why we're not getting arbi cosmetics right now

[fallen tree]

nothing wrong with tryingg

[wooden creek]

It's gotta launch with a bunch of them

[rustic gate]

Yall ever jus be ‘Ungry with no nosh ‘round?

[fast gorge]

always food around if you know where to look

exhibit a: roommates

or loners on the street.

[rustic gate]

I like the crunch of sparkies