general-chat

[dawn kite]

BIG MAN PROTECTS

You just gotta learn to dance with them XD

[jaunty path]

Yeah

I think I special attacked, then heavy'd into one of them

[dawn kite]

the art of 500 side dashes

[fossil holly]

what i hate is when my game lags

and it fromsoft games me

where im sitting there waiting for him to hit me

[dawn kite]

oh yeah I use fake frames for when my game tanks during unoptimized sections

[fossil holly]

then i dodge early and i get hit like

[dawn kite]

it legit gets me killed otherwise

[fossil holly]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-eternal-death-animation-kill-animation-doom-kill-animation-gif-25279778

ok so i missed my dear relic blade so i blew all my mats and money on a new one and leveled it all the way up

[jaunty path]

tell me u have dump stats on it..

[dawn kite]

yeap what I thought

[brazen pelican]

Watching a hockey game and someone accidently shot the puck straight into the nuts of a teammate.

[jaunty path]

HA

[dawn kite]

isnt that what u watch hockey for

[brazen pelican]

Among other things, yeah.

[fossil holly]

80 damage 80 heat managment (I LIKE IT ALRIGHT DONT JUDGE ME) 80 power output and 80 mobility with 60 finesse

[dawn kite]

WOAH

WAR CRIME

[tall grove]

Fromslop mentioned what the fuck is an unpoisoned swamp?!? 🗣️ 🔥

[dawn kite]

actually idk dont run the weapon

but ive never used finesse as dump stat

[fossil holly]

they fake sneeze you like

ahhh

ahhhhhhhhh

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

then you wait

and wait

until the waiting becomes to stressful

ROLL

you rolled wrong

ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

and you get your skull caved in

[brazen pelican]

Not played a Fromsoft game but I like the blue hat girl.

[dawn kite]

the stages of being a darktide player is you dumping mobility everywhere then realising mobility is super important and having a midlife crisis cuz now all ur weapons have mobility dump stat

Peak gameplay

[fossil holly]

mobility is aight

like

its not great

but

im ok with it

[tall grove]

You can become her wife/husband/so

[dawn kite]

my biggest crisis in darktide was when I realised knife with damage dump stat is the best

[brazen pelican]

Maybe the game is worth playing.

[fossil holly]

beware of the dreaded, twin gargoyles

[brazen pelican]

No worries, just saw a puck obliterate someone's twin gargoyles.

[wooden pilot]

Whatever you do, don't throw yourself at the Horse-riding Boss for like an hour or two straight, first time playing!

[tall grove]

Awful fucking boss

[fossil holly]

thats what i want to do when im in that fight

[fossil holly]

yep

poison

poison

big swing

ope

theres another behind you

manage two poisons

swings

jumps

without dying

[little marten]

why are these dudes purple

[brazen pelican]

That whole segment just seems to describe spider mating rituals.

[fossil holly]

so in a more simple way, get fucked, youre fighting the twin gargoyles so you should just go fuck yourself

thats basically the whole boss

[tall grove]

I was lucky enough to discover them over leveled and with a maxed out mimic tear

And it still sucked

[wooden pilot]

Welp, I miss the days when I thought the Twin Gargoyles were bad, but then the unblanced DLC came around heh

[fossil holly]

nope, i was like level 40

[arctic escarp]

mating rituals?

[fossil holly]

i bruteforced my way through

hated every moment of it

[tall grove]

Just increase your scadutree level

[brazen pelican]

I mean: "poison
poison
big swing
ope
theres another behind you
manage two poisons
swings
jumps
without dying"

Spiders mating.

[fossil holly]

that is spider mating but thats not what i meant

[brazen pelican]

I know, just making a stupid joke. :3

[tall grove]

Ain’t that the bitch that astarion outright refuses to bite?

[fossil holly]

lmao i know

[brazen pelican]

Know why the Drows are such cunts? For the Lolths.

[fossil holly]

astarion pmo

sometimes

[wooden pilot]

Oh I did most of the DLC. Probably missed out on a few minor things, and I maxed the scadutree thing-a-ma-bobs. Most of the DLC was pretty manageable, but a few was insane. Never beat the final boss though.

[fossil holly]

like hes just such a dick most of the time for no reason

[arctic escarp]

kill Lolth

Eilistrae>

[brazen pelican]

No, I like her. :3

[tall grove]

I just summoned a player named shrek to solo them for me. No, I’m not joking, yes, they were green

[arctic escarp]

as a born male Im dead bro stepping on benzomedicinaldrug

[brazen pelican]

Same, but I love spiders and I am very biased.

[wooden pilot]

Haha, sick. I only summoned players on two bosses throughout all of Elden Ring, the finale boss of the DLC and the mount-riding boss, don't recall it's name. Wish I were blessed with Shrek's presence like you though, that sounds amazing ngl

[tall grove]

I only summoned players for melania and prime consort

Everything else I beat myself, albeit with the mimic tear

[blissful kiln]

she doesn't like you. you are now half-spider.

[brazen pelican]

Yay! I can half-love myself! :3

[blissful kiln]

human lower half, spider top half

[wooden pilot]

That's cool! It is an interesting experience, playing with another after struggling just by your lonesome for hours and hours on end, heh.

[tall grove]

Oh I didn’t play with them they soloed them for me

[wooden pilot]

Sometimes ya' gotta do what ya' gotta do!

[tall grove]

And I used mimic tear for pretty much everything else

And I feel no shame over it

[wooden pilot]

I think about the vast majority of the player base used the Mimic tear. I mean, why wouldn't we? I did, I think 2 or 3 runs of base game with it. 2 runs without. I don't remember, been a while.

[tall grove]

Yeah, Elden ring’s a hard game. Quite a bit harder than bloodborne, the game I had played prior

[wooden pilot]

Sadly I've never played Bloodborne. Seen gameplay of it though, looks sick. And I'd love to have it on PC!

[tall grove]

It’s peak. I think there are PC ports, but beware viruses since they’re obviously unofficial

[fluid otter]

Bloobonr

Best fromsoft game

[wooden pilot]

Who knows, maybe one day I'll look into a PC port, or head over to a pal who got it. Definitely on my list of games I really wanna play hah

[tall grove]

It’s definitely a must play

[whole glade]

I HATE MY BFS HUMOR

why

is h like thatttt

[stark bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/mindwave-gif-6439099156500959073

damn

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[wooden pilot]

One day, definitely!

[little marten]

🙂

Dark souls 2 is the best fromsroft game

[tall grove]

R/shittydarksouls

[little marten]

To me it is the perfect fantasy adventure

Feels like a journey
Fucked up world
Psychotic graphics

[tall grove]

Does it have the customary amount of bare feet?

[little marten]

I actually don’t know lmao

[tall grove]

Miyazaki wasn’t involved with it iirc

So probably not

[wooden pilot]

Heh, bare feet and poison swamps. That's uh Fromsoft games there, it feels like. From what I've heard

[tall grove]

Yep. It’s Micheal zaki’s vision, he wanted grippers, femboys, and bastard ranged enemies for you

[whole glade]

I WILL EAT YOU

[little marten]

just level adaptability bro

[cold wharf]

run aurics with this playing on the background youll have fun every run https://youtu.be/buOhUGJ9Pvc?list=RDbuOhUGJ9Pvc

[tall grove]

Clicked on it and got an ad for a mobile game with a furry woman foremost in the screen

Glad I clicked it

[cold wharf]

lol

soundtrack for when you get chain mutant grabbed

[arctic escarp]

ngl selune is a vibe

they're like pagans

[tall grove]

Isn’t pagan just a blanket term for any non Christian religion?

Or am i thinking of something else?

[astral basin]

Its practically a blanket term now. Mostly natural reverence

[languid hazel]

Blorf

[tidal gyro]

it meaning religion that not have traditional thing

like unknown

[tall grove]

Ah, thank you

[tidal gyro]

usually is meaning multiple god

not monotheism

but not always is meaning this

[tall grove]

Wich, due to the colonial lens of western culture, probably tends to mean non Christian faiths

[tall grove]

Thank you, that was very informative

[tidal gyro]

it is ok

[buoyant dragon]

Everytime i boot up my game its settings reset anyone know how to fix it

[gaunt wind]

It’s most closely tied to Anglo-Saxon Paganistic magic and wasn’t always used with a negative connotation until the early middle ages

[little marten]

celtic pagan blood

[tall grove]

Thank you, that’s good to know

[little marten]

courses through these veins

[tight salmon]

Weeknight players are terrible

[tall grove]

*players are terrible

[tight salmon]

real

[ocean widget]

the average and below average

[tall grove]

Like I’m ass at this game and I’m probably still above average just due to how many players are genuinely abysmal at the game

[grizzled plover]

Hell yeah objectively true

[pearl rock]

power leveling my buddy - hes 15 now now (first character) but cant use armoury exchange cus he hasnt done Battle for Tertium I

so question, if i keep lvling him to 30 will a campaign skip become available? or at 30 will he still have to chronologically do campaign missions for the first time?

[grizzled plover]

Iirc there is no skip

You get your chance to skip when you first arrive in the Mourningstar

[pearl rock]

even for first time players? i think they might have to complete it once

[tall grove]

Yes you have to complete it at least once

[tight salmon]

It's just so surprising to see people get wiped within the first 5 mins of a Heresy run

[tall grove]

Five minutes of heresy? How?

Was it the event?

[tight salmon]

That's what I'm saying

Yeah

[tall grove]

Well that makes a tad more sense, it’s easy to get overwhelmed

Still, heresy is heresy

[tight salmon]

Right

It's also my third Heresy run tonight where I've had to revive everybody

Wild

[tall grove]

The inquisition be recruiting ANYONE these days

[severe rivet]

Ikr like how?

Or just bum rush and split up

Weirdly on heresy as well

[fiery wave]

You need to beat it once unless you are an old time player with a lvl 30 char before that update which dropped the campaign.

[severe rivet]

Does the traitor get servitor'd if you skip the campaign and get to lvl 30

[wooden pilot]

I believe yes, but can't remember 100%

[severe rivet]

Ty

[little marten]

karien

i need u

to carry me in havoc 40

im a fallen man

[fiery wave]

7 muties, 4 crushers, 4 bulwarks, 4 reapers, ragers and maulers, very fun for newer players.

[severe rivet]

Is the vet overwatch penance hard?

[fiery wave]

I know because I tried to solo event.

Hell.

[severe rivet]

Guessing you didn't have a vet

Krak

[fiery wave]

I was doing it solo.

[wooden pilot]

Quite challenging yes, but I recommend attempting that penance on the Rolling Steel mission, and be on the defensive at all times. o7

[severe rivet]

Gotcha ty

Although the boss segment will be hardest

[fiery wave]

I DO NAWT CARRY. ASK ACTUAL CARRIES.

[little marten]

You’re a carry in my eyes 🥺

[severe rivet]

I was planning on torrent recon lasgun with infiltrate crit build

[fiery wave]

Am nawt!

[tall grove]

Quick question, does the telekine dome count towards the mind’s aegis penance?

[ocean widget]

go see an optometrist

[ocean widget]

is that the absorb damage with psyker shield?

[wooden pilot]

Infiltrate will certainly help you, but yeah. Reason I recommend the Rolling Steel is cus it is a rather short mission.

[tall grove]

Yes

[ocean widget]

then yeah

[severe rivet]

Also unrelated, but W BoS pfp it's awesome

[little marten]

I got some new glasses this year actually

[fiery wave]

Guy needs actual glasses.

[tall grove]

Sweet, I just wasn’t sure

Thanks

[ocean widget]

no worries

i did it the same way

[fiery wave]

You clearly need higher power.

[severe rivet]

I picked double charge but unsure if it's worth

Most likely is just doubts

[wooden pilot]

Heh, BoS? You mean.. The Enclave!

[little marten]

Even if I was blind I would be able to see you are a carry in Braile

[tall grove]

Yeah, I just really didn’t want to use the tiny shield wall

[severe rivet]

My bad . My fallout lore is a bit rusty

[wooden pilot]

Whatever keeps the horde off you, will help! So yeah double charge is neat

[fiery wave]

AM NAWT. YOU ARE BEING GASLIT BY PSYKER AND SOME VET MAINS.

[severe rivet]

Ty for the tips

Appreciate the assistance

[wooden pilot]

No worries. I wish you the best of luck with your penance o7

[fiery wave]

I'm not new. I just think that for newer players would be absolute hell.

[little marten]

I’m huffing that gas

[tired inlet]

I believe ||Rannick blows their chest out with his bolter|| but Iv'e heard you can see ||their braindead labotomite form doing manual labor||

[tall grove]

It was a revolver

Fake fan

[little marten]

Exposed.

[fiery wave]

Also, they didn't patch the cheese if you can find someone to solo. You jump off the map at the start and the others solo or duo or three man the mission.

[severe rivet]

I am a new player and i think if a vet s build includes kraks it helps

[severe rivet]

I would like to do it legit but ty good to know

[tired inlet]

this is what I call a problem solved with kraks, a chainsword, and an autogun

[fiery wave]

Basically, ask them to not pick you up.

Can't be hit if in rescue.

[tight salmon]

I think people just throw themselves into the "normal" difficulty and run with it, not realizing that they can still die

[severe rivet]

Right? Especially with the modifiers.

[tight salmon]

And it's only when I'm trying for penances on other toons

Any other time people play fine

[severe rivet]

Honestly when i see someone one shotting everything on heresy my blood boils a bit since im trying to lvl there most of the time (weapons characters etc.) and i just would like to be able to have a chance to do something yk?

I had a game where i had a really bad mental because of that to the extent i thought about leaving the HL lasgun since about the time I've charged a shot everything is deleted

Felt demoralising (sorry for the rant dump it was unintended)

[ocean widget]

least weapon XP doesnt matter for kills last i checked

you get most of it from finishing missions and like a miniscule bit from kills n shit

[fossil holly]

its a sad day for my cheap booty, doing havoc now, i need a good weapon that i have maxed out, so i cant sell anymore :((

[severe rivet]

That's not my point. My point is that it's demoralising

[ocean widget]

just dont play heresy then

[full smelt]

Nov 11 is just class announcement right

no class release

[fossil holly]

yes

[wooden pilot]

Just the reveal aye

[severe rivet]

The difficulty is not the problem. It's the overleveled stacks

[fossil holly]

what he said

[ocean widget]

yup

[ocean widget]

i dont know what you expect

its heresy

literally the worst difficulty

[fossil holly]

yea heresy and damnnation are FILLED with fucktards

like

its scary how many there are in there

[full smelt]

i hope we get the new class this year tho

[severe rivet]

I would like to lvl my things while not trolling ppl in auric/damnation

[fossil holly]

(apart from you guys, if you guys are in there, i think your a great human)

[ocean widget]

it'll come june next year minimum

[full smelt]

[ocean widget]

just play damnation jfc

[wooden pilot]

I fear not xD

[severe rivet]

Could be arbites situation and released December

[ocean widget]

skulls happened in may

arbites released june

defo not december

[thorn ocean]

where do I go to ask for help for a penance

[fossil holly]

you can ask here

it would be better somewhere more official

but if you ask here its fine

[ocean widget]

what kind of help

[fossil holly]

#gameplay-help is where i would go tho

[thorn ocean]

I need help to do the overwatch penance for vet

[thorn ocean]

thx

[fossil holly]

wait

[ocean widget]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[fossil holly]

do you need help doing it or are you confused on hwo to

[fossil holly]

listen to this guy

dont listen to me

[thorn ocean]

I need help doing it

[stark bobcat]

I can help cheese it, just need fatshark code. Social menu then press E

[thorn ocean]

9758059118

[fossil holly]

if you plan on playing with a lot of people from here, you can put your code in your server nickname so people know right off the bat

[thorn ocean]

yes please

[stark bobcat]

its easier with just me

[thorn ocean]

i see

[vocal hawk]

I be profen

[ripe tangle]

I be smiting

[tall grove]

Aren’t we all?

[ripe tangle]

We should be!

[astral basin]

learning boltgun 2 is an SoB was delighting

[tired inlet]

I still try out new specs and new weapons I've consecrated to 500 on Heresy just to test them out.

[ripe tangle]

Indeed it was!

[tired inlet]

so I'm guilty of bringing 2x 500 grade into a heresy

[tall grove]

Ach, ye must be worried about the freaks? Aye, I be too. But rest assured, they do the god emperor’s work! Though I admit I cannae see why he’d plan ta use such abominations in his plan. Still! ‘Tis not our task to understand, only to obey!

[ripe tangle]

The Freaks? You mean the horrid witches, the unpredictable casters? I cast the Emperor’s Judgment unto them if they fall out of line and show no hesitation in cutting them down when the time comes.

For now there haven’t been any major incidents, not for a while anyway, we’re possibly overdue.

Keep watch over them, may the Emperor bless and protect you from the Horrors of the Warp.

[tall grove]

Oh, aye, they be ticking bombs all. Still, the god emperor’s work is beyond our understanding. I have faith that all proceeds as he plans

[ripe tangle]

he is all reaching, his plans are absolute, he has made billions of plans for every plan and they will all go in order. It is our duty to carry it out as his will demands it.

[little marten]

🫡

Rejoice for Friday

[little marten]

How’s your training coming along

[tall grove]

‘Tis a breath of glorious fresh air ta meet another faithful aboard this ship. Tha men and women here be allies, aye, but their faith be sorely lacking

[tired inlet]

he's barking on demand but still has issues wetting his bed

we're going back to Petsmart Sunday

[little marten]

Don’t we all 🥺

[ripe tangle]

It’s unfortunate, but I show them the truth through sermons and through works; some join the congregation willingly, others do not.

It’s never-ending work, inspiring the faithful

but also worth committing to

[tall grove]

Alas, ye can lead tha grox ta water, but ya cannae make them drink

[ripe tangle]

Truly, I’m afraid my efforts are sometimes in vain, in times like this we ask the Saints for guidance.

[fossil holly]

Training

Question mark

[ripe tangle]

The Saints say to “Kill the Heretics” on Atoma’s surface.

[little marten]

Zealot training

[fossil holly]

My man, I play auric maelstrom by myself, that’s about as far as I can go without friends

[fossil holly]

Ohhh

I thought you meant in general

Uhhhh

[little marten]

I mean if you’re training something else then best of luck lol

[tall grove]

‘Tis simple guidance, but impeccable nonetheless

[fossil holly]

I was not jnder the impression I was supposed to be training lmao

[fossil holly]

Nope I just grind weapon mastery on maelstrom in my spare time on dark tide

Unless someone plays with me then I do whag they wanna do

[little marten]

Training in itself

I got fucking rocked in that havoc I joined

[fossil holly]

Basically lmao, Im on the stub revolver and combat axe rn

[fossil holly]

Makes sense, I don’t do havoc by myself

I don’t want to sell someone’s rank up match

[tall grove]

I saw that

[little marten]

Saw and screenshotted

[ripe tangle]

[tall grove]

Prove the screenshot

[fossil holly]

I saw it, and I will consider

[ripe tangle]

saw what?

You didn’t see anything.

[little marten]

It’s in my one drive and I forgot the password

[little marten]

Honestly I think you’re fine

[tall grove]

Just tell me the password and then I’ll be able to tell you and you’ll remember

[little marten]

||deez nuts||

[fossil holly]

I think I’m ok at the game, I just make silly mistakes lmao, but the difference is me selling in maelstrom is fine but me selling in havoc could effect someone else

Maelstrom players can go fuck themselves

Including me

[tall grove]

The password is “deez nuts”

[ripe tangle]

NG, what’s the best place to get a burger?

[little marten]

With the lubricant i suspect you can quite efficiently

[fossil holly]

Ikr

[little marten]

Chain or independent?

[ripe tangle]

Give me both answers

[little marten]

Despite the downsizing I’d still maybe say Burger King

And then there’s some little burger stop my dad took me to once in like middle of nowhere chadwell Heath and it was mind blowing

[tall grove]

Bro wants to kill her

[little marten]

I don’t think I can offer you ‘good answers’ sadly as our burger scene is awful

What would you say?

[astral basin]

Did i miss another mythical AAAAA moment?

[ripe tangle]

There’s a hole-in-the-wall burger place in the town my parent’s live in about halfway between Houston and Austin

and they have legendary burgers

[little marten]

What’s the go to?

[ripe tangle]

I live near Houston, my parents live in a small town about halfway between Houston and Austin, about an hour out from both

and they live right by a nice burger joint

[little marten]

I meant burger lol

[ripe tangle]

OH

Angus Beef

[little marten]

Oh that’s fair I expected some crazy medley of bits

[astral basin]

Bangus eef

[little marten]

The one my dad would take me too the burgers had like 15+ toppings in we’d sit in the front of his car and these things would just sprawl out

Nightmarish given I hate using my hands to eat but damm it was a good burger

[ocean widget]

Burger king has the best burgers?

[tall grove]

Burger King burgers kill you

[little marten]

I don’t know I don’t visit much fast food anymore lol

[tall grove]

So for some people, yes

[ocean widget]

By chance were you on copious amounts of meth

[little marten]

The staff were

[rocky radish]

That reminds me, I should take my meds. Thanks

[ocean widget]

No shit, they work in a shitty kitchen

If the chefs arent on drugs the foods gonna be even worse than it usually is at BK

[little marten]

I’m stuck in like 2004 I guess with Burger King

Remember getting a big Burger King before going to watch ROTK in the cinema

[ocean widget]

The issue with the UK is all the chain restaurants are just fucking abysmal for burgers

Well one of the issues

[little marten]

I just think as a people we’ve settled for eating slop as long as it has a fancy ingredient list on the menu

[ocean widget]

Not even in the food, I swear McDonald's forgets pickles more than subway forgets what's in a BLT

[little marten]

Oh shit actually

I love a subway

[rocky radish]

People actually want pickles?

[ocean widget]

Subway staff are incompetent and I hate them

[ocean widget]

Yes

[ocean widget]

I shouldn't have to ask for lettuce and tomatos in my motherfucking BLT

[little marten]

That herby bread, the Italian salami, onions olives jalapeños sweet corn and sweet onion sauce

Back when you could take 12 inches for a fiver

[ocean widget]

But yeah subways is the place you go when you cant be fucked to go to maccies or KFC or whatever

[little marten]

NO KFC

Brother don’t eat KFC

[ocean widget]

If i want to reconsider my life over a bucket of mediocre chicken and gravy that is my right to do so

[little marten]

I like to think I present myself as a very put together and sane guy

[fossil holly]

well, my havoc people arent on so i best go back to maelstrom

[little marten]

So believe me when I tell you kfc chickens are grown in vats

[delicate fox]

next you're gonna tell me worms rule the planet

[little marten]

Lizards but they could have worm allies

[delicate fox]

impossible, lizards eat worms

[ocean widget]

Plus i can scran a bucket of KFC, like that shit is class when you just cannot be fucked

[little marten]

That must make us the work worms

[little marten]

No sorry I can’t follow you down this road

[ocean widget]

[little marten]

I like favourite chicken tho lmao

[ripe tangle]

KFC used to be better :v

[ocean widget]

KFC isnt my top choice of takeouts but at least you know what youre getting when you walk in

[ripe tangle]

I swear it was better when I was a kid

[little marten]

It tastes clinical

[ripe tangle]

idk what happened

[ocean widget]

It probably was

[ocean widget]

Capitalism

[little marten]

They started growing their chickens in labs

[ripe tangle]

UGH

[ocean widget]

Decent local place near me that does class chicken and burgers

[little marten]

Do you call the owner bossman?

[ocean widget]

Yeah they plant chicken seed and you can watch them grow in real time

[ocean widget]

No because I get delivery

I have no reason to go physically inside there

[little marten]

To call the guy bossman

[ocean widget]

I think I would rather swallow my tongue than interact with the people there

[little marten]

I’ve started saying ‘lovely’ before I thank people now and it makes me feel so tingly inside

Lovely, thanks

[ocean widget]

Well, when the face matches the pothead may as well make the dialect match the pothead

[little marten]

🏃‍♀️

I’ve not smoked properly since my birthday tbf

It was my send off

[ocean widget]

Well dont get back on it

[little marten]

I’d have reasonable takes if that ever happens god forbid

You know speaking of drugs and kfc I think I’ve mentioned before

But outside my towns kfc the heroin deals happen and sometimes I watch it if I’m waiting for a bus

[ocean widget]

Yes there was a south park episode about medicinal fried chicken

Oh it isnt that

[ocean widget]

Yeah u mentioned that a bit
Or was that someone else

Idfk

[little marten]

Prolly me

[ocean widget]

Go through drive through
Ask for special sauce
Get cocaine

[blazing ibex]

It genuinely depends on the location.

The KFC by me hits.

[ocean widget]

Actually I think that mightve been a jordies vid

[blazing ibex]

But I've had some absolutely depressing KFC before too.

[little marten]

Colonel sanders is a crazy guy tbf

[blazing ibex]

I will never forget the day that I got KFC from some place in NY and not only was the chicken somehow not seasoned enough and yet felt like a grease sponge

[ocean widget]

He hasn't been involved for a long while

[blazing ibex]

But half of my mashed potatoes was water

[ocean widget]

I dont know if its satire or not but one of the colonels relatives is on tiktok

[little marten]

Hahaha crazy who

[ocean widget]

You got mashed potatoes from the fried chicken place?

[blazing ibex]

Ya

KFC mashed potatoes aren't bad at all.

When they're actually made, ya know

Properly.

[little marten]

That actually sounds quite nice tbf

[ocean widget]

https://www.tiktok.com/@realcolonelsanders?lang=en

[little marten]

I think food is one of the main reasons I’d ever decide to visit America

[blazing ibex]

I prefer Popeyes mashed potatoes cuz of the Cajun seasoning honestly

[ocean widget]

Which is never

[pseudo timber]

Church's has the best biscuit

[blazing ibex]

I will not hear this slander about the KFC near me

[ocean widget]

The thought of KFC mash makes my blood congeal

[hazy kestrel]

Arterial clogging goes brrrr

[ocean widget]

Well suffer because you'll be hearing it more

[blazing ibex]

Tbf if you're going to KFC, I mean your arteries are forfeit.

[ocean widget]

Nah not because of the grease
Because the thought of it is just vile

[blazing ibex]

You are going there under the pretense, that this is the day you will catch a stroke.

[hazy kestrel]

Been more of a Popeyes fan myself, never gone to a KFC so I can’t comment on that.

[blazing ibex]

If you don't, the fortune of the Emperor has seen you through.

[little marten]

That looks exactly like I’d imagine a descendant the colonel would look in 2025

[ocean widget]

Just eat 47 chicken nuggets if you want a stroke

[blazing ibex]

That being said.

[ripe tangle]

Popeyes is good

[blazing ibex]

Potato wedges are better.

[tall grove]

Popeyes gives me the shits

[little marten]

Ohh popeyes!!

[tall grove]

So I hate it

[blazing ibex]

And I am so glad they brought them back.

The fries are not the same.

[ripe tangle]

I also hate saying this because it gets me flack from people, but I also like Chik-Fil-A

[blazing ibex]

I think Chik-Fil-A's mid

[ripe tangle]

and Raising Canes has good sauce but the chicken by itself is mid

[little marten]

What is that I see a sign about one opening in a shopping center nearby but I have no idea what type of food it is

[hazy kestrel]

It’s pretty good there. Politics aside.

[blazing ibex]

Like I've never had it and really was like "damn this is some good chicken"

[tall grove]

I require context

[hazy kestrel]

Raising Canes is also great, just very one-note in terms of the menu.

[little marten]

Oh it’s chicken?

[blazing ibex]

Same with Canes

[hazy kestrel]

They’re right wing bastards.

[blazing ibex]

Canes is carried by the sauce.

[somber stream]

McDonald's chicken is pretty good

[tall grove]

Every fucking time 🥀

[little marten]

Lichtttt

[somber stream]

Nurglleee

[hazy kestrel]

Yep. Lmao.

[little marten]

Brother

[ocean widget]

Religious political twats

[blazing ibex]

I was obsessed with snack wraps when I was a kid.

[little marten]

I won big I lost bigger in arc

[hazy kestrel]

Still good spicy chicken sandwiches though.

[blazing ibex]

I'm obsessed with them again now.

[somber stream]

You used the key didn't you

[tall grove]

Why must they infect everything?

[little marten]

No the key is for another map

[ocean widget]

They didn't infect it this time

I think it was the founder

[somber stream]

Oh those are decent!

[little marten]

I won’t use that key without my good time boy

And also because I can’t

[ocean widget]

Days off on sunday, that whole thing

[ripe tangle]

in-n-out too, very one note menu, but they do a good job with what you get

[hazy kestrel]

I remember when they had the Spicy Chicken McBites what feels like a millennia ago. They were so damn good.

[somber stream]

We need a third for our Raid party

[hazy kestrel]

I miss them every day.

[little marten]

Yeah it feels weird with a random

[hazy kestrel]

Aye.

[blazing ibex]

I don't mind one note menus because usually that means what you're getting is top tier for what it is.

Usually.

[ripe tangle]

True

[somber stream]

I don't have fast food all that much so i have very little reference

[blazing ibex]

And In-N-Out is a very good example of that.

[hazy kestrel]

Basically popcorn chicken but spicy.

[tall grove]

Lemme guess, suspiciously close ties to the KKK or something?

[somber stream]

Mostly because the local resto at my place is just too good

[little marten]

The big chicken strips from McDonald’s are pretty good

[hazy kestrel]

A big can of it.

[blazing ibex]

Great burgers. Fries are kinda mid but the sauce can carry em

[somber stream]

A 2nd brit for the squad

[ripe tangle]

When I was in Germany, I went to an ice cream shop that served me ice cream that looked like spaghetti

[little marten]

That’s the wrong spaghetti lmao

[ripe tangle]

I thought it was cute

[somber stream]

Fuck

TOO MANY SPAGHETT

[hazy kestrel]

That sounds delicious yet strange

[tall grove]

I don’t get it

[somber stream]

Wait really? Interesting, never seen one before

[blazing ibex]

Rolled ice cream is peak.

[ripe tangle]

Spaghetti Eis

[somber stream]

@fierce cave We need you for our 3rd 🫵

Wait do you even mic

[hazy kestrel]

I actually had some leftover SPAGHETT today, was delicious.

[twin flower]

I actually making spaghetti for dinner today, wild

[somber stream]

Spaghetti is like pizza, it's never too bad

[little marten]

Mic is good

You can both listen to me choke

[somber stream]

I heard you choke plenty when you got zapped

[jaunty path]

Why do the Zealots tell the Emperor to do what they stay

[blazing ibex]

Speaking of. You know what I really miss from KFC

[somber stream]

I got confused for a bit then, was it you irl or your character?

[jaunty path]

40k

[little marten]

Choking?

[jaunty path]

darktide

[blazing ibex]

This is a relic of the olden times.

[ripe tangle]

speaking of spaghetti and pizza

[somber stream]

Choking

[blazing ibex]

The popcorn chicken.

[ripe tangle]

does Deep Dish really count as a Pizza?

[jaunty path]

Spaghetti pizza

[little marten]

I drank my last drop of tea too fast lol

Then I drank the first drop of the next mug too fast

[tall grove]

If pizza that has cheese under the sauce counts, deep dish definitely does

[jaunty path]

If it has the 3 things in layers

[somber stream]

Good god what the shit

What even is that

[jaunty path]

cheese, tomato sauce, and whatever

[ripe tangle]

look up Deep Dish Pizza

[little marten]

It’s like pudding

[jaunty path]

its pizza

[ripe tangle]

and tell me, is it really a pizza?

[somber stream]

That's no pizza

That's a pie

ish

[little marten]

Very decadent

[jaunty path]

Pizza is a pie

[hazy kestrel]

“When the big pizza pie hits the moon like your eye that’s amore or something.”

[crisp yoke]

Goodnight everyone

[somber stream]

Please don't

[little marten]

Sweet dreams

[crisp yoke]

But I’m tired

[somber stream]

Goodnight Krieg

[little marten]

I will join you very soon

[hazy kestrel]

You triggered my brainrot Licht, goddarnit

[ripe tangle]

Goodnight

[little marten]

For a nice snuggle

[hazy kestrel]

Goodnight

[crisp yoke]

Eh?

[jaunty path]

I like to drink movie theater butter

[somber stream]

Let's arc later today, i'm 'arching' for some more

[little marten]

You know

[crisp yoke]

I’m not gay sorry

[little marten]

Hell yeah I guess 3pm + ?

[jaunty path]

are you sure

[somber stream]

Yeah around that

[crisp yoke]

Very

[little marten]

I’m not free till midday at earliest because gotta see the mind doctor

[ripe tangle]

is it gay to ||do gay things||?

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[crisp yoke]

I’d assume

[tall grove]

Nah

[jaunty path]

Yea

[crisp yoke]

Mundane

[somber stream]

Nw, take your time

[little marten]

No

[somber stream]

It's a game after all

[crisp yoke]

Why do you do crack cocain

Mudane!

[tall grove]

Why not

[crisp yoke]

You even admitted it to

[little marten]

We have to find the lemons and apricots

[crisp yoke]

A problem you have

Yoda I am mmmmmm

[ripe tangle]

let’s go do heroin together!

[somber stream]

"I need Lemon"

[crisp yoke]

Sister no!

[ripe tangle]

[tall grove]

It’s not a problem, I can quit whenever i want

[somber stream]

Me too random stranger, me too..

[crisp yoke]

Alright I need to lay down or I’m not gonna sleep

[fair bridge]

finally Crack

[crisp yoke]

One moment

[somber stream]

Do you do extraction shooters

[ripe tangle]

We’ve played Helldivers together

and I used to play Tarkov

[little marten]

#1 cluster bomber

[somber stream]

I don't think it's extraction shooter

Wait is it

I don't think?

[fair bridge]

tarkov??

[fossil holly]

first maelstrom match went well

i have faith for the next one

[somber stream]

Helldivers

[fossil holly]

technically yes

[fair bridge]

technically you do extract

[somber stream]

Well yes but you don't loose your progress or gear upon death

Also redeploy innit

[ripe tangle]

Licht, I’m going to do something heinous to you…

[somber stream]

Why the font :c

[fossil holly]

im curious what is defined as a extraction shooter

[jaunty path]

yipeee

[ripe tangle]

I’m going to…

[somber stream]

:o

[ripe tangle]

I’m going to

[fair bridge]

is it hard to read

[ripe tangle]

hug you

[jaunty path]

horrible

[somber stream]

[jaunty path]

I hope he doesn't die

[little marten]

Third person cooperative shooter

[fossil holly]

the next will go well too (i have one good game a day and it was a boring maelstrom match)

[jaunty path]

I don't want a hug for sure...

[somber stream]

I think you can hug in Arc raiders

Meet you there Lucia

[fair bridge]

i heard if you play arc raiders it turns you gay

[crisp yoke]

Ok

[ripe tangle]

I dont have Arc Raiders

[fair bridge]

i read it in the newspaper

[crisp yoke]

I am now laying down

Listening to asmr

[somber stream]

Is that princess Diana with a cap

[little marten]

Licht there is a ladder on top of the dam

That leads to nowhere

[fair bridge]

ball knower

[little marten]

And I died

[somber stream]

Nowhere?

[jaunty path]

Well temper your expectation. Maelstroms are hard lmao

[little marten]

Yes it just ends and you fall off the dam

[somber stream]

So you just climb up the ladder and dies?

[little marten]

Down

[crisp yoke]

I need a god sleeping position

[fossil holly]

oh no my expectation is very low

[crisp yoke]

I need suggestions

[somber stream]

lol

[fossil holly]

its very hard

i just.

some people

[somber stream]

Look before you go silly

[fossil holly]

arent very smart

like

[little marten]

I just thought it might be for a reason

[crisp yoke]

No

Before you go look

[fossil holly]

make you question your existence dumb

[crisp yoke]

Am smort

[somber stream]

Sleep

[little marten]

I did see a climb prompt before it fell off but I was shift sliding lol

[crisp yoke]

Mmmm

Now I’m not going to

[somber stream]

The slide distance is a bit outrageous ngl

[fossil holly]

and one guy went down for the first time for 75% of the match and he left

so

maelstrom players are half and half

[little marten]

Huge fan of the movement

[crisp yoke]

Oof

I’m a fan of never sleeping

[fossil holly]

its either the best gaymer youve ever seen

or

[ripe tangle]

What about never waking up?

[fossil holly]

its the most egotestical fucktard asshole youve ever met

[ripe tangle]

imagine sleeping and not having to wake up and deal with reality again

[jaunty path]

After you get to the highest difficulty, it then scales with the players you're dealt.

[somber stream]

Movement is good and smooth and i love it

[little marten]

Did you intentionally splice thst word with balls

[fossil holly]

yes

[little marten]

That’s awesome

[fossil holly]

wdym?

im to dumb for your

big words

[somber stream]

Who will feed Rush?

[jaunty path]

Ah hah. Yeah that's often a thought spun around my head. It sounds nice. but...it's not good for me. There's people who love me and stuff.

Mmm...mental illness.

I think I did a good thing. I ate tonight. yay.

[ripe tangle]

good point

I should keep waking up then

[jaunty path]

I need my drink.

[little marten]

Please do the hell facts are cool

[somber stream]

Please do

[tawny gorge]

alcoholic

[jaunty path]

Then think of all the nice things waiting for you

mmmm

[jaunty path]

Is seltzer water an alochol.

[ripe tangle]

No

[jaunty path]

What if I imagine it really hard

[ripe tangle]

You can… add various kind of alcohol to it

[tawny gorge]

you are an ork but you need to be in a group for it to work

[little marten]

Is seltzer fizzy!

?*

[fossil holly]

if your to broke to get drunk

[jaunty path]

Racism I see

[fossil holly]

get mixer

mixer tastes good

[ripe tangle]

In fact, seltzer or sodawater is a key jngredient to many cocktails

[jaunty path]

mm..

[fossil holly]

but without the bad parts

[tawny gorge]

no tf

[jaunty path]

Seltzer water..

[little marten]

Oh okay it’s that stuff

[tawny gorge]

i love orkz

orkz is the best

[jaunty path]

WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

You should delete that lmfao

[ripe tangle]

also Missus isn’t an Ork

she’s a Dark Elf

[fossil holly]

https://tenor.com/view/ryu-hayayabusa-ninja-gaiden-games-over-sigma-hayabusa-gif-5158371275153572580

[tawny gorge]

?

it's ryu hayabusa

[tall grove]

Why?

Oh.

Lmfao

[jaunty path]

THE NAME YOU BABBOON

LOL

[little marten]

What’s the joke!

Ffs ?*

[tawny gorge]

damn, the servers my friends i always forget she called it that lol

[jaunty path]

Crazy Powermove.

If you think about it

goku has permission to say the n word

[somber stream]

What if i'm 2% black

[jaunty path]

I feel, okay for the moment.

[little marten]

Based

[jaunty path]

idk consult the gods

[tawny gorge]

Ninja Gaiden Black is one of the best action games of all time

so i think ryu can aswell

[jaunty path]

how so...

[little marten]

Almost 333

On Halloween

Protect yourselves please

[rocky radish]

I never understood why some people really want to say it. In real life I've heard it 3 times. And 2 were because the person didn't know what it meant

[tawny gorge]

it has black in the name

stoopid

[little marten]

Malformed brains

[jaunty path]

Oh right

mm..

[fossil holly]

oh... dont go to missouri, or the midwest in general

that number will sky rocket

[ripe tangle]

say what?

[rocky radish]

Sucks to be them. Their brains aren't beautifully, flawlessly smooth like mine

[somber stream]

Nee

[ripe tangle]

Nee-san?

[somber stream]

Yeah!

[ripe tangle]

That means Big Sister

in Japanese

[rocky radish]

To be fair, I'll probably never set foot in the US

[jaunty path]

Why did you say that

[somber stream]

Lucia is a Nee-san

[jaunty path]

To somebody probably

[ripe tangle]

Where are you from anyway?

[crisp yoke]

Morple

[ripe tangle]

😐

[crisp yoke]

Meeep

[ripe tangle]

I wish

[fossil holly]

why does the saintly lazars upper body cosmetic with the tome of exodus make my book look like it has a condom poking like right out the middle

[crisp yoke]

Weee

[fossil holly]

i dont like it

[somber stream]

Wish? You have the age, you are one

[rocky radish]

From New Zealand, lived in England for a bit, have been living in Japan for a long time

[crisp yoke]

Ima go to bed

[little marten]

Protection

[crisp yoke]

For real en

Goodnight friends

[ripe tangle]

Cool

[tall grove]

And what is “big brother”?

[somber stream]

Nii-san

[jaunty path]

I'm more like a big sister to my mother in her literal 40s

[ripe tangle]

Nii-san

[little marten]

You can be my Nii-san licht

[somber stream]

I'm not sure i'm qualify en- wait

I have a sister

2, actually

[jaunty path]

I'm a lone child, thankfully.

[rocky radish]

I have 1.5 sisters

[jaunty path]

fym

[rocky radish]

One sister, one half sister

[somber stream]

The other one is really short?

[little marten]

Let’s do a sister swap

[somber stream]

Oh

[jaunty path]

ah

[ripe tangle]

you can also call a Big Brother “Aniki” but that’s more casual and gives the conotation that he’s your “Bro” rather than your Big Brother

does that make sense?

[little marten]

Bossman

[ripe tangle]

yeah kinda like that

[tall grove]

I just wanted to know the word so I could make a 1984 joke

[somber stream]

They just call me "nii"

[little marten]

What does that mean

[somber stream]

Older bro

[rocky radish]

Number 2

[little marten]

Fair

[jaunty path]

I wish female space marines were real so we could have female iron hands

like

Yes.

[ripe tangle]

Ani-san and Onii-san are also used but primarily when talking about someone else’s older brother rather than your own, context and formality matters though.

[somber stream]

They add the chan when they want something

-# works everytime too, the devils.

[ripe tangle]

calling anyone chan in Japanese implies cuteness/affection, it could be patronizing or it could genuinely be sweet

again, it really depends

[little marten]

Like sweetheart?

[somber stream]

Japanese is a really kawaii language ngl

[ripe tangle]

Kinda

[somber stream]

Yes

Nurgle-chan~

[little marten]

🥺

[jaunty path]

I really need to put more of my energy into actually improving myself than just doing work.

[ripe tangle]

Licht-kun

[somber stream]

The German equivalent is "chen" btw

[ancient violet]

Japanphile located 😈

[somber stream]

Whuh

[little marten]

What’s the kun mean

[jaunty path]

Just working on things like writing and reading isn't going to bring me happiness.

[somber stream]

Kun is for male

[rocky radish]

Shijirarenai

[somber stream]

Casual address

[ripe tangle]

kun is a male specific honorific

[ancient violet]

I swear Japanese is the most commodified culture in existence

[jaunty path]

whats fem

[little marten]

Esteemed male

[ripe tangle]

it’s a casual way to refer to a boy

[little marten]

Sigma in Japanese

[ripe tangle]

call me Lucia-sama

[little marten]

What’s that

[somber stream]

lol

[ancient violet]

Fe male

[somber stream]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ripe tangle]

the one who purges all evil.

[little marten]

Based

[ripe tangle]

the slayer of daemons

[somber stream]

Luciachen

[ancient violet]

Demon slayer is just arc 3 of JoJo

Change my mind

[ripe tangle]

I have an issue with Demon Slayer’s Demons

[rocky radish]

If our name is what people usually call us, mine is "you look really sleepy"

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[somber stream]

Oh nice, mine is "you should smile more"/"You should smile less"

[ripe tangle]

The Demons in Demon Slayer are carnivorous, nocturnal beings who are weakened by sunlight and have powerful regenerative abilities…

[little marten]

How do those names work

[ripe tangle]

They’re Vampires 😐

[ancient violet]

"morally questionable"

Fucking decapitates them

[tall grove]

And that’s all psyker penances done

[rocky radish]

I wear a mask all the time so I can enjoy my blank, emotionless expression without being judged

[ancient violet]

I don't get the point of the demons

Are they supposed to be a moral altruism? But at the same time unjustifiable? 💀

[little marten]

I’ve no doubt you have a bedazzling smile

[somber stream]

I have that industry smile for people i meet for the first time

Or with people i want to retain a certain distance with

[ripe tangle]

People tell me irl I seem really friendly.

[somber stream]

It's the meta

[somber stream]

Kinda have to, considering your line of work

[tall grove]

I just sit at the back of every room I’m in and cross my fingers that nobody wants to interact with me

[jaunty path]

So your sociable :p

das gud

[ripe tangle]

c:

[little marten]

Would you agree with them?

[jaunty path]

Lucia is secretly fucking evil

[somber stream]

Nah she's sweet, but she's into questionable things i bet

[rocky radish]

"we've known you for 5 years, but we don't know anything about you"
I'm not mysterious. It's just that it's probably better if you don't find out what a colossal dumbass I am

[tall grove]

Well she’s a zealot for a fanatically genocidal regime

It’s not really a secret

[little marten]

Such is the nature of the beast

[jaunty path]

Those "questionable things" are normal to me

well

would definitely be

[somber stream]

Same lol

[jaunty path]

I ususally out weird people.

[little marten]

Top 5 weird things

[jaunty path]

Which I'm kind of proud of since I think that makes me a pretty open minded person. Able to adapt and respect whatever they're into.

[somber stream]

I think having chips with chopstick is the superior method of enjoying them

[jaunty path]

Not really adapting its more like non reacting

It would be a bit surprising/unexpected when I suspect the person is on the more "normal" spectrum.

[little marten]

People into wild things tbf

[somber stream]

Questionable doesn't always mean bad

Just out of the norm is all

[jaunty path]

I'm pretty sure Lucia is into some DEEPLY questionable things.

Like holding hands in public.......

[little marten]

Unfathomable

[somber stream]

Who is this Luca

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-holding-censored-anime-girls-gif-1776535236623083391

[somber stream]

What a lewd fellow

[rocky radish]

Weird people make life interesting. So tired of pretending to be interested when people talk about the same daily routine they've been doing their whole life. The same as most other people

[jaunty path]

evil twin

I think everyones weird in their own way

we just haven't found out yet

[little marten]

I’m not

[arctic escarp]

you are a wild thing dearest

[jaunty path]

Thats the thing about the internet. People are more honest about themselves online.

[somber stream]

Is that flirtation i spy

[jaunty path]

Though

[jaunty path]

One time I met a kid who was very honest about his MLP gore torture fanfic.

And I respect that

like IRL

[tall grove]

I mean—at least he was honest?

[little marten]

I am a tempest whirling in waters stirred deeper than the storms eye could pry. Untethered from primal restraint and bound only to the perpetual quest of making you smile.

[tall grove]

Still, he should be on a watchlist

[jaunty path]

Very honest, he also makes Fnf content

[jaunty path]

eh why?

Nothing warrant a watch list

[rocky radish]

While true, I think Japan discourages being interesting.

Me: what's your hobby?
Them: driving.
Me: oh ok. Where do you like to drive to?
Them: work.

[tall grove]

Produces MlP and FnF content. Therefore he must be locked up

[jaunty path]

Mfs when you have fun:

[somber stream]

Japan discourage individuality, ironic since most of their shows and anime try their damnest to express that very thing through their characters

[little marten]

I’m not entirely sure mlp torture gore teaches positive lessons lmao

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

But hey

Who am I to cast judgement

[jaunty path]

It literally is not lmfao

Just some shit he wrote for fun

[little marten]

Does it make money Ill do it

[jaunty path]

He also had it hard copied

like

printed it on paper

[astral basin]

Time for some

[little marten]

Fluttershy waterboarding novel

[jaunty path]

he let me read some of it

[astral basin]

Taco bell

[tall grove]

Was it any good?

[orchid skiff]

did you get rizzed up

[fossil holly]

hell yeah id buy that

[jaunty path]

🤵‍♀️

[fossil holly]

several copies

[little marten]

Watch this space

[jaunty path]

Not my taste.

[rocky radish]

My friend found a brick and mortar bookshop that is entirely fanfics

[jaunty path]

I like my gore fiction but not that sorta stuff

[little marten]

Methinks I may actually need to go to sleep

The sugar is wearing off

[jaunty path]

Gooded nighted.

[somber stream]

It's 5AM, yeah

[jaunty path]

for u

[little marten]

I ate a bulk candy bag

[somber stream]

._.

[little marten]

First candy I’ve eaten in like a few months

[somber stream]

Drink some water before sleep
Goodnight Nurgle

[little marten]

I couldn’t stop myself

[jaunty path]

Have you thrown up yet

I can't do a bag of candy

[little marten]

I threw Darktide if that counts lol

[jaunty path]

especially when its MIXED candy

[rocky radish]

Living the dream. Respect

[jaunty path]

@little marten was it a mixture of candy

[orchid skiff]

ofc you're into segregation

[little marten]

Yeah one sec

[jaunty path]

Ah god

[crisp yoke]

I can’t fall asleep T-T

[jaunty path]

thats awful

[lilac crag]

I now want candy

[jaunty path]

thats like a box of chocolates

but worse

[crisp yoke]

I want a weighted blanket

[little marten]

https://sugarrushemporium.co.uk/product/swizzels-monster-treats-440g/?srsltid=AfmBOor2wePNFTT-aIu1BkFO4Steafvs6Va5OeVEf-bEKQvLsEU_90a4y7g

[jaunty path]

I think I need one too

[little marten]

It was one of those basically

440g

[somber stream]

Bruh