general-chat

[thick fog]

masks and full helmets have a description that has voice filter

you can also preview the voices

[upper citrus]

did patch somehow break logmein?

[honest osprey]

So the only thing that halts my progression is luck? 😭

[little marten]

something to confess?

[swift beacon]

gamble with them. you'll win big.

[little marten]

lol

[honest osprey]

I know that i bought one that had that description and my character sounded the exact same lol

[tired inlet]

so you see that &pp= on your URL? That's a base64 encoded string.
We extract the "ygUdaSBoYXZlIGEgYmFkIGNhc2Ugb2YgZGlhcnJoZWE%3D" and plug it into a base64 decoder like this: https://www.base64decode.org/
And it allows anyone to see what you were searching for in your browser to find that video

[lapis spear]

Oh no my 1% toughness is gated by luck LMAO

[swift beacon]

no its gated by your devotion to the emperor

[honest osprey]

Emperor help me fight this temptation

[swift beacon]

and that so happens to be measured in melk coins

[ripe tangle]

Thanks for the tip

[wooden creek]

I think even simple cloth wraps sometimes give your character a very very subtle voice filter, and they get marked as such

[tired inlet]

if you share a youtube link, make sure the only argument is the ?v=$value; that's the videoID. Everything else should be deleted after that. (typically starts with an &)

like so: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L1YM40U2Fc

[tired inlet]

I mean, it's an end-game curio; a lot of stuff like that is gated by luck, like finding a 60/80/80/80/80 weapon

[swift beacon]

this is not uncommon

[little marten]

it was about diarrehea no?

[tired inlet]

it was an old Japanese Aerobic video that also teaches English; the specific phrase is: "I have a bad case of diarrhea"; something I saw from SomethingAwful like 25 years ago.
Just gotta be aware of trackers and metadata in URLs.

[little marten]

oh, forgive my impatience then

[tired inlet]

I'm gonna guess because Brunt is gonna show 10 weapons per curio, so you see more generated

[vale linden]

No

[tired inlet]

that looks like a good burg.

[swift beacon]

i get what i want cause the emperor loves me

all of you saying luck this, luck that are all heretics

simple as

[little marten]

I understand 😔

[ripe tangle]

Praise be!

[tired inlet]

Oh, I not only have this for every weapon, I have it for every mark of every weapon, and multiple copies of them so I can change their cosmetics to collect every single cosmetic for every single weapon and still be a meta build

[brazen pelican]

I forgive you. Here, have some rations.

[tired inlet]

which means I have like 8 different plasma guns

[little marten]

purrs in cat rp

[timber elk]

Greetings everyone

It is I. The swarm lord

[brazen pelican]

Big 'nid! ..oOwOo..

[timber elk]

What in the….?

[brazen pelican]

Henlo! :3

[timber elk]

Greetings tiny neurolictor

[brazen pelican]

Want some of these human rations? They're not bad.

[timber elk]

Absolutely not.

[outer jasper]

yall play dnd?

[timber elk]

I seen what they do to the human body when they need the restroom

[brazen pelican]

But tasty biomass. :3

[timber elk]

No you angry pickle

[timber elk]

Half of them are nurgle corrupted

[outer jasper]

lame

[brazen pelican]

Biomass is biomass. :3

[timber elk]

I prefer not to be sick by this tainted biomass

[brazen pelican]

More for me. :3

[ripe tangle]

you… eat biomass?

even the non-edible parts?

[crisp yoke]

Have you seen my shovel?

I can’t find my shovel

[brazen pelican]

What does non-edible mean?

[crisp yoke]

I left it next to my trench club

[ripe tangle]

No, sorry.

[crisp yoke]

But it’s missing

[crisp yoke]

Alright, know where the tec fanatics are? I need a light bulb changed

[timber elk]

Means it cannot be eaten.

[brazen pelican]

There's no such thing.

[timber elk]

Doesn’t the hive mind provide you with this kind of information?

[ripe tangle]

if I attempted to eat a metal tin, an empty one mind you, I wouldn’t be able to, which renders it inedible.

[brazen pelican]

Slaanesh blessed me with really good chompers. :3

[crisp yoke]

I like eating mush

[timber elk]

……what the REDACTED

[crisp yoke]

Good protines

[brazen pelican]

Found some flat metal pancake attached to a stick earlier, it tasted yummy.

[little marten]

do u think you could eat an apple through a tennis racket?

[ripe tangle]

I destroy Chaos! I cull worshippers of the Ruinous Gods!

[vocal hawk]

no major order it’s so over helldiverbros

[timber elk]

No.

[crisp yoke]

What about krieg?

[brazen pelican]

Challenged accepted!

[ripe tangle]

Krieg is acceptable…

[elder hare]

As a custodes, you are all imperfect and ruinous

[ripe tangle]

Slaaneshi, can you swallow a person whole? like some kind of weird vore fetish thing.

[crisp yoke]

Ew

[timber elk]

As a perfected breed of a swarm lord. Your dad left you and never came back.

[little marten]

uh oh

[elder hare]

;_; he's not gone, he's just....he went for cigarettes

[ripe tangle]

if you can, it means you’re not human.

and if you’re not human it means I have to shoot you with a Flamer.

[timber elk]

Yeah. For 10k years? Seems reaaally invested in those cigs half-breed

[brazen pelican]

No, I prefer a lot of chewing. :3

[ripe tangle]

I’m still going to shoot you with my Flamer anyway.

[crisp yoke]

I like big tits

We ain’t the same

[brazen pelican]

:<

[elder hare]

Even gone, the echo of his presence is enough to repel chaos

[crisp yoke]

Mainly bc ur a slaanesh cultist

[little marten]

guys lets not romantisize being devoured

[timber elk]

Barely. If the tau has a god now

[ripe tangle]

a Slaaneshi anything means I need to shoot you.

it’s part of my job afterall.

[brazen pelican]

I'll go hide in the vents.

Also, someone stole all the rations.

[timber elk]

Which by the way I rather worship her than let anyone of my lesser class breeds worship your corpse-god of a father

[crisp yoke]

I did

I haven’t eaten

I needed the energy

Sorry

[jaunty path]

I can

[elder hare]

Tau gods are barely saplings in a forest whose canopy is unfathomable

[ripe tangle]

Missus, the eyes of suspicion are upon you.

[elder hare]

Your empire is younger than some astartes

[little marten]

elvis

wait nvm thats minds not eyes

[timber elk]

This is true unfortunately they are in for a massive wake up call and hopefully she won’t end up like that one eldar goddess who Nurgle has locked up in his uhhhh….well it’s not a safe for work terminology

[signal mason]

You sound like an eldar

[crisp yoke]

I can almost fit a whole banana in my mouth

Like

3/5th of one

[little marten]

🤔

[ripe tangle]

no gag reflex?

[elder hare]

I mean Trajann Valoris, the current captain general, was around during the HH 10k years ago. Tau empire was formed M33 iirc

[ripe tangle]

I have a friend like that

[crisp yoke]

It’s a Banana

It’s soft and squishy

[elder hare]

[crisp yoke]

It just breaks in half

[signal mason]

Yeah and eldar had an empire before man walked on 2 legs

[timber elk]

So are the risen from son of the forest

[crisp yoke]

And I eat it

[signal mason]

[crisp yoke]

I like bananas

Pizza to

💡

Pizza banana

[elder hare]

pine apple apple pen?

[timber elk]

Yes I read your god for Saken humanity books and I will admit….i did enjoy lion el Johnson son of the forest book.

[elder hare]

It was genuinely a good one

Watchers of the Throne more my speed though

[little marten]

i think if you hold your thumb you can circumvent the gagging

[ripe tangle]

puts bananas on pizza

[little marten]

but that could be an urban myth

[crisp yoke]

Amazing

We are friends now

[timber elk]

I really enjoyed how the astartes are from M30 and actually hate the way the imperium is along side with the lion

[elder hare]

You, commit heresy?

[jaunty path]

Human meat goes good on pizza

[crisp yoke]

No pineapple on pizza is heresy

This is a experiment

[timber elk]

Also i laughed when the rebel human forces called one of the chaos lords a “shit head”

[jaunty path]

Lucia. Would you eat corpse starch pizza

[ripe tangle]

Missus, the more you speak the more I’m convinced you’re a Daemon in a skin-suit.

[crisp yoke]

I had a friend who had a skin suit

[elder hare]

Get the flamer

[jaunty path]

That's not nice to say

:(

[little marten]

buffalo bill?

[crisp yoke]

No he was a kriegsman

[little marten]

himmler

[signal mason]

Krieger Bill

[crisp yoke]

Want surprised when he turned out to be a canibsl

[jaunty path]

I mean you eat human meat gladly no?

[vestal mantle]

Yay i got my pizza

[jaunty path]

Corpse starch is still human matter

[little marten]

Just hop in the grandfathers cauldron and you won't have to worry about silly things like eating flesh anymore

[jaunty path]

Put corpse starch on it trust me

[vestal mantle]

Banana pepper and pineapple pizza with alfredo sauce

[ripe tangle]

I sometimes eat Corpse Starch, but I don’t consider myself a cannibal per se.

[vestal mantle]

🤤

[vestal mantle]

Its not cannibalism if its processed

[little marten]

Imagine the warmest coziest bubble bath you've ever gotten into, after a long hard day and you're aching and tired, you have that stretched feelin around your eyes and face, and you just sink into utter bliss as the warm water caresses and soothes your broken body

and add like mega aids

[ripe tangle]

but Nurgle

[brazen pelican]

[ripe tangle]

extreme pain after a long day’s work for the God Emperor is one of the best feelings in it’s own right.

[little marten]

You've got me there

[ripe tangle]

I endure my muscle pain with praise that the Emperor allows me to feel alive.

[little marten]

I will miss you when you finally hop into the penitent engine

[vestal mantle]

So i am playing a gacha for the first time in my life

[ocean widget]

have you considered not doing that

[ripe tangle]

ZZZ?

[brazen pelican]

F.

[vestal mantle]

Wuthering Waves

[little marten]

HEATHCLIFFFFFFF!!!!

[vestal mantle]

Its alright I guess

[ocean widget]

the only gacha you should play is the greatest gacha
and that is "how many times can you use warp powers before idira explodes"

[ripe tangle]

G2G

seeyall later

[vestal mantle]

Mostly just running around like an idiot

[little marten]

toodles

[ocean widget]

have fun
dont die

[vestal mantle]

I swear I had her resurrect all the enemies that died where they died before

But I could have confused it with the nurgle daemon ship event

[little marten]

Damn I love blowing idira away in the engine room

I should really have killed yrillet too

But I faltered

[ocean widget]

annoyingly cant find a perils of the warp effect list so cannot check

[ocean widget]

boo, kill the elf but keep idira

you cant be a proper 'eretic without idira

[little marten]

When I do my heretic run I will

Dogmatic is just too fun

[ocean widget]

i may have gone down the heretic route for a single gun you get early on that is honestly pretty shit, but i did it nonetheless

and then gave up after realising how shit the gun is

[vestal mantle]

I think my best run in rogue trader was my psyker

[ocean widget]

thats because the game was built around the dogmatic bits

[little marten]

Do heretics like get the demons on their side when they do perils of the warp

[ocean widget]

nah

[little marten]

Oh

[ocean widget]

literally just different dialogue and some different buffs

and some companions leave

[vestal mantle]

You get on fire, you get set on fire, you get set on fire, everyone gets exploded its like Oprah

[little marten]

Heretic seems a bit too extra in rt dialogue

[signal mason]

Save elf

[ocean widget]

but yeah the game was clearly built around dogmatic

[signal mason]

She has... special considerations as a heretic

[little marten]

U bang?

[tawny gorge]

Save what?

[ocean widget]

just look at how many companions are dogmatic compared to iconoclast and heretic

[little marten]

There’s so many runs I want to try that I never will because fuck act 1

[signal mason]

||you can sacrifice elf to the thirsty one||

[little marten]

ok thats based

but equally i dunno how i feel about slaneesh

[fierce cave]

Burger ham

Cheese hamer

[steady citrus]

Beesechurger

[tawny gorge]

woah like in Fear & Hungeer™

[fierce cave]

Beesechurber can please j

[little marten]

i see that game on my tiktok is it good

[fierce cave]

Pyrocinical reference

[tawny gorge]

omega levels of overrated but it's good

[little marten]

hmmm

noted noted

[tawny gorge]

i was gonna call 2 better but idk

it plays differently

okay i take it back the thing everyone sucks fungers dick over is mostly the atmosphere which tbf is that good so in a sense its not overrated

[little marten]

is the second one ive seen about actually

but ive not seen it anywhere else, it looked kinda spooky tho

[tawny gorge]

its, run away from 3 guys that wanna do things to your holes if you dont wanna lose 2 hours worth of playthrough type of scary

the scary part is losing 2 hours

[gilded coral]

what's a good place to find homies

me and my friend are relatively socially inept but we wanna do havoc

[primal wigeon]

Gotta say still love how my Psyker got the name Jerican.

brother is named after a fuel can

[neon zinc]

Is the event still on

I dont wanna waste startup time if it aint

[tall grove]

I named mine that too. It just felt fitting for a seer psyker idk why

[tall grove]

Yes

[neon zinc]

Emperor protects

Ya filthy heretics!

[primal wigeon]

I just like to imagine my character dad really liked cars and his wife wouldn't let him use anything but some how got "jerry can" past her

[tall grove]

Bold of you to assume that any non savant psyker would have a significant other

Maybe the two loners

[primal wigeon]

No no, I'm talking their father and mother.

[tall grove]

Oh, I misread mb

[primal wigeon]

I like how most big lads sound like they were the first sound they made.

Like frug.

[neon zinc]

Merry christmas ya filthy heretics!

You know what Euphrati Keeler said on the first Sanguinala?

HAPPY SANGUINALA PILGRIMS!

[primal wigeon]

So far I've gotten.

Goyan the vet.
Frug the big lad.
Taur the priest.
Johnarbites, the Arbites.
Andddd Jerican.

Goyan was my beta character followed quickly by Taur, Then jerican and finially Frug.

[vocal hawk]

happy hannukkah

[neon zinc]

You know what Conrad Kurze said on the first Sanguinala? I'll eat you alive pilgrims!

And cackle like a lunatic

[vocal hawk]

beta male vs sigma alpha

[neon zinc]

Kool kwanza to yous

[vocal hawk]

happy thanksgiving

[tall grove]

I have igron the ogryn, bodycam-off the arbitrator, Farridge the vet, Jerican the psyker, and I think it was Dorfan the zealot

[primal wigeon]

Dorfan goes hard

[wheat sphinx]

"bodycam-off" holy shit

nice

the first thing that comes to my word for an Arby name is "Difficulty Tweak"

[tall grove]

It felt fitting for a fanatic zealot

[tall grove]

The dog is named “excessiveforce”

[wheat sphinx]

based

[tall grove]

The funniest part is the idea that an arbitrator would ever have a body cam to turn off in the first place lmao

[outer jasper]

hasan arby

[neon zinc]

Happy thanksgiving pilgrims!

What did john wayne gacey say at the first thanksgiving?

[earnest flame]

am I the only one playing at 1080p medium settings on a 4070 super that cant get over 70 fps on this game like wtfs up with this game it used to run well for me

[tall grove]

Mandated edict: sit back down!

[wheat sphinx]

Arbys actually like their dogs tho

[neon zinc]

Im not saying that one tbh

[tall grove]

I have a meme for that I just don’t know where to post it

[pallid urchin]

They might want to do a highlight reel.

[tall grove]

There’d be too much footage to sift through

[pallid urchin]

"That's my secret, Explicator, it's all a highlight reel."

[tall grove]

Daily Shockmaul excessive force compilation (twelve hours long)

[primal wigeon]

I just went with john arbites and john dogtide

I was not very creative.

[tall grove]

Skill issue rename them to police mortality and minority muncher

[primal wigeon]

Jesus

Police mortality goes hard

[storm ember]

I tried no-dog arbitrator and it goes dummy tough but I moss my dog

[primal wigeon]

I don't think I've seen a single normally named arbites.

[tall grove]

As it should be

[primal wigeon]

Dogless Arbitrators are depressed

[tall grove]

So fatalist

[orchid skiff]

yall ever wonder if there is more to life than this

[storm ember]

I'd say mine is normal, Wolter and Anneke

Then again its a furry inside joke

[elder hare]

Ah the ol post nut clarity

[tall grove]

Nah, killing poor people is my life’s calling

[jaunty path]

@ocean widget I did it

[orchid skiff]

if you do not have post nut clarity you have pre nut delusion.

[jaunty path]

I won the battle

[elder hare]

But you lost The Game

[jaunty path]

Scheduled more appointments. Yay

[jaunty path]

Never agreed to playing

[primal wigeon]

I think over all the arbites I've seen maul is the most common and I do not blame them as he's funny.

[jaunty path]

Saying that is like kamikazing urself tbh

[tall grove]

He’s judge dredd crossed with Batman and it’s perfect

[primal wigeon]

True

He's the most humorous to listen to

[jaunty path]

I wish I could be an arbitrator. I can beat whoever I want when I want to

[tall grove]

I AM THE LEX!

[primal wigeon]

I just wish we got more arbiter drip

[tall grove]

You can do that irl

[elder hare]

new class is gunna have new drip before arbies gets it lmao

[tall grove]

Unfortunately GW won’t allow it

[primal wigeon]

I am betting it's some admech class

gotta be

[elder hare]

Yeah def admech

[tall grove]

Almost certainly

[elder hare]

if it's aeldari i will be surprised af

[primal wigeon]

In b4 it's some gangster or something.

[jaunty path]

I like that quote cuz its just saying I am the law but more religiously.

It invigorates them because it reminds them their judgment is holy.

[elder hare]

hive ganger a close second but they dont really have anything that isnt already done by the other classes

[tall grove]

I’m hoping we get eldar eventually, but admech first

[primal wigeon]

The level of disappointment if it was like a hive gangster or something

[jaunty path]

It'll be an Xeno. Trust.

[primal wigeon]

Ork

The memes if it was an Ork

[elder hare]

It'd be a xeno when they have a major story expansion to include them, but so far not even a hint

so human imo

[primal wigeon]

We did get dari hints.

[tall grove]

Tbf we do have a hint in the fact that eldar may be trying to grab the mourningstar’s attention

[elder hare]

Yeah I suppose we do

We also have a hint for SoB with the one on the Mourningstar though

[tall grove]

Prine’s a SoB?

[elder hare]

and admech for Hadron sending messages directly to Mars for acquisitions

[primal wigeon]

Yeah an eldar ship has been following the morning star but if it was an eldar, I feel alot of people would be super disappointed.

Admech would be more exciting.

SoB wouldn't really offer much new tho

[jaunty path]

Trve

Darktides cast is awesome because everyone is mentally ill

[tall grove]

I really want eldar eventually, but admech first please

[primal wigeon]

SoB would basically just be a ranged zealot which... we have vet.

[elder hare]

it'll prolly be in that order tbh

[tall grove]

Except, oddly enough, savant psyker

[primal wigeon]

Psykers are clearly the most healthy mentally

[tall grove]

Ehhhhhhh

[jaunty path]

💀

[tall grove]

No

Just savant

[primal wigeon]

To be fair some of the zealots are there and while a few are hardcore others are more open

[jaunty path]

I think psykers are ultimately mentally unwell by nature. But they seem to be the most aware of their situation

[tall grove]

Savant is shockingly sane, not just for a psyker but for a 40k character

[little marten]

Just give them fidget spinners

[primal wigeon]

Savant is the one talking to the emperor right or?

[tall grove]

No that’s seer

[primal wigeon]

Wait no they were the person who was the enforcer?

[tall grove]

Savant is the former enforcer

[crisp yoke]

Alright I’m off to work

[primal wigeon]

Yeah

[crisp yoke]

See you all later

[jaunty path]

So much that he should be executed by now really.

[tall grove]

Speaking of, I can’t decide between fem savant and male seer

[primal wigeon]

Savant seemingly has been at the highest of highs and the lowest of lows so they've kinda seen it all

I just love male loner to death.

[elder hare]

fem savant so you can hear about the feel of the beat on the feel of the street

[tall grove]

Yeah. They’re a genuinely well adjusted individual, something that gets you killed in 40k even if you’re not an oppressed minority, Wich they are

[tall grove]

No because her voice is pretty

But the seer is so funny

[primal wigeon]

"MY BELOVED SAID YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON."

[tall grove]

I headcanon that the seer really is talking to a shard of the emperor, mostly because it’s funnier that way

[blazing ibex]

Fem Savant's voice is so pretty but I honestly don't like how uh

Bootlicky some of the dialogue is for them

[primal wigeon]

I think it's kinda almost confirmed by this point.

As they've had a voice line about a fake voice of their love who is trying to guide them astray.

[tall grove]

I don’t really care, pretty French lady who is kind

[jaunty path]

I feel for the seers. I feel the worst for them. Their delusions are them trying to maintain their innocence.

[elder hare]

There's a line about "what if we're the dream" that makes me think there's some parts of him breaking the 4th wall

[tall grove]

Yeah, I don’t think it’s an unreasonable truth, I just don’t care because it’s funnier regardless

[primal wigeon]

True

It's more funny that the rejects probably know enough to have every last one of them killed

[tall grove]

Wouldn’t surprise me, if anyone could break the 4th wall it’d be a psyker. Hell, I’m half convinced big E knew he was made up (again because it’s funnier that way)

[blazing ibex]

Or Creole actually

[jaunty path]

That they're being manipulated by a demon? I think that's more realistic. But its hilarious to canon it as a remnant of the emperor lmfao.

[tall grove]

Idk what that is, her voice is pretty and she’s nice and that’s all I need to like that personality

[elder hare]

I think that's genuinely the only reason they haven't been executed or left on the blackships lmao

[tall grove]

Tbf he says that the voice specifically tells him not to do things that tzeentch generally aligns with

[primal wigeon]

They've had voice lines reguarding a fake voice trying to guide them. So I would say it's unlikely that it's a demon.

[blazing ibex]

They even mention the visual of a domain of crystal in that line

[primal wigeon]

Correct.

[blazing ibex]

Which is very clearly Tzeentchian.

[tall grove]

Plus he says his beloved tells him to avoid daemony things and whatnot

[tall grove]

And he distinctly says that the voice he hears sounds like his beloved, but isn’t

[elder hare]

Well it's definitely not the big E, all he can do now is briefly flare gold

[jaunty path]

I always thought "wait. Is the emperor saying thats a nice dog?" No I think The Seer is just agreeing with him

[blazing ibex]

It's either a fragment of the Big E or Tzeentch pulling off one of the most convoluted, long winded plots ever to get a powerful psyker in their ranks

[tall grove]

Not necessarily, his soul is split into a bajillion shards across the warp

[elder hare]

Sounds about right for Tz

[jaunty path]

I think the emperors voice is just repetition of random words

[primal wigeon]

It feels very much leaning into the seer having a shard of the emperor talking to them. Plus they know alot of thing that really the emperor would know, While it could be a demon, Alot of it doesn't add up.

Now it could just be Tzeentch trolling so hard

[tacit geode]

as others have said if it is the emperor it's really funny but this has happened before so

[jaunty path]

Which manage to closely align with the message hes trying to get across

[tall grove]

Yeah but the former is more fun

[primal wigeon]

I think it was kinda shown that is how he spoke about his son girlyman

[jaunty path]

Tool

Last hope I think

[primal wigeon]

As it was just a huge mixture of words.

Hope
tool
fool

stuff like that

[tall grove]

Yeah, so I am convinced that it really is a shard of the emperor

[elder hare]

Yeah and Roboute is his direct son, I doubt he's instructing in full sentences to some random psyker reject

[tall grove]

Because that’s funny

[jaunty path]

I think the emperor is lonely :(

[tall grove]

Some random shard may have been flailing about the warp looking for something to grasp and found the psyker’s soul

[primal wigeon]

It would be even more funny if he was

[tall grove]

Almost certainly

[elder hare]

I mean maybe? I'm willing to accept it for the humor, but it just strikes me odd at best

[primal wigeon]

Girlyman get's only a shatter of words.
random psyker gets the full talk

[orchid skiff]

the emperor speaks to me but i'm not very interested

[elder hare]

Custodes and 300 Haetaeron bristling in anger

[jaunty path]

Necrophiles when they see The Emperor:

[tall grove]

They aren’t really company though, just gene crafted yes-men

[primal wigeon]

To be fair captain tightass heard the emperor speak full sentences.

[elder hare]

I mean yeah but then you also have the Grey Knights who genuienly have the Emperor's Psyker Geneseed, and they get zipziltch

[elder hare]

True, it just seems like the closer you are to Big E and the more important you are, the more you get

[tall grove]

Because he doesn’t give a shit about them lol

[primal wigeon]

The seer totally is like the big E's BFF for the moment.

[elder hare]

I wouldn't say that, Valerian talks about how they might be the 'next step' towards perfection

in the Emperor's vision for Mankind

[tall grove]

That’s stupid since they’re a step down from custodes

[primal wigeon]

To be fair I'd share a drink with the seer

[elder hare]

It's moreso that they are specialists in a different direction-- I agree, as a custodes stan they aren't as good, but they are the daemonslayers periodt.

[primal wigeon]

he seems like a cool person.

[jaunty path]

Wouldn't claiming to be hearing the Emperors voice be heresy

[tall grove]

You hear that beloved? They like me! Yes, I do think I’m being set up

[tall grove]

The loner psyker exists

[elder hare]

I mean kind of? Astropaths see big E's presence in the galaxy like a big lighthouse, and living Saints actively channel his miracles

[primal wigeon]

I feel like they would share a drink with you, then in the next minute stab you in the kidney

[elder hare]

But to say that big E made you special is a quick visit from an inquisitor

[primal wigeon]

I love how all the psykers just treat each other with respect 🙂

[elder hare]

True, albeit if they fought it'd royally fuck eveyrthing up for the whole fireteam lmao. Perils of the warp and all that

Might be a shared: 'we were nearly fried to feed the throne for a day, i'm grateful to be alive, arent you? good? good."

[primal wigeon]

My beloved said we're too useful right now

[wraith kraken]

I have a screenshot of 4 zealots with matching clan names. Feels like I'm in 2009.

can't send it which sucks.

[elder merlin]

#darktide-pics-vids

[wraith kraken]

Ah, right. Forgot that was a thing lol

[cinder flame]

How unlucky was on the literal last 10% of a mission trying to get the on overwatch trophy when a teammate shot a yellow barrel which flung me into a pox buster which then flung me into a crusher in the middle of attacking my teammate then I got hit by it instead and went down 😭

[primal wigeon]

The new class will be a void dragon.

It has been foretold in a dream

[hazy kestrel]

It’s bleak.

[little marten]

anyone read the pc gamer article on Darktide lmao

“Yes we will add to the story”

[astral laurel]

They have been adding to the story somewhat consistently so

[cinder flame]

Darktide has a story?😟

[viral aspen]

Male Cutthroat is hilarious, dude fr said "Write yourself a citation" to an Arbitrator because they were arguing about ammo or something lmao

[fossil holly]

whats the update for?

[astral laurel]

#📢news-bulletin

[fossil holly]

thanks

[little marten]

Yea it’s a fluff article lol

[orchid skiff]

you're fluffing it

[ancient violet]

Yeah

The Tide that is Dark

[cinder flame]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[haughty epoch]

think the class reveal will come with a release date?

[vocal hawk]

3.6 roentgen

[haughty epoch]

not great but not terrible

[vocal hawk]

yuno ball

[haughty epoch]

how does an rmbk reactor explode 🤨

[thick fog]

Damn no wonder why the game lately has been lacking any story in the 40k universe

[vocal hawk]

why is there graphite on the roof

[haughty epoch]

there IS no graphite on the roof 😡

[vocal hawk]

fly us over the fire just to make sure 🧐

[haughty epoch]

🚁 📉

[fossil barn]

oh yeah you mentioned you were gonna watch chernobyl - what episode are you on now?

[dense tartan]

Hello all

[vocal hawk]

im on episode 6

secret episode

[patent meadow]

What is the cost of lies? It's not that we will mistake them for the truth - the real danger is that if we hear enough lies, then we no longer recognize the truth at all. What can we do then? What else is left but to abandon even the hope of truth and content ourselves instead with stories?

Opening monologue. It's happening in realtime.

[grand ore]

today is the day that i learnt about the knife's special animation

is it random or?

[dull peak]

De sipte what you'd think Brock would do, Brock not want stolen rations. Rastions could have gone bad. Nothing stinks more then bad rations.

So Brock will smash rations. We get new ones anyway, It be fine.

[wooden garnet]

is the buff today ranged or stim

[round mica]

try asking

[wooden garnet]

is the buff today ranged or stim?

[round mica]

do i look like i know?

try asking

[wooden garnet]

yes

[round mica]

ask @vale nimbus

[wooden garnet]

ⓘ User is suspected to be a part of an online terrorist organization. Please report any suspicious activity to Discord Staff.

this him?

[round mica]

no idea

could be

[blazing ibex]

Destroy was winning last night so I'm assuming ranged

[thick fog]

Yes

The not so fun buff

[split ruin]

hey darktiders

do I destroy rations or recover 'em

[drowsy lynx]

Depends if you hongry

[tall grove]

Recover. Poisoning poor, starving people is funny

[fossil holly]

WHY DO PEOPLE LEAVE SO MUCH IN MAELSTROM???????????

JUST PLAY THE GAME

IDGAF IF YOU WENT DOWN TWICE

KEEP PLAYING

[orchid skiff]

you take too long to rez me

bye

noob

[fossil holly]

GAVE ME ONE SEC TO REZ

ONE SECOND

AND THEY LEAVE

AND NO ONE GETS IN MAELSTROM FROM QUICKPLAY

[tall grove]

Cuz they’re ass

[fossil holly]

SO WERE ALL STUCK WITH ONE LESS TEAMMATE FOR THE REST OF THE MATCH

[fossil holly]

IKR

[drowsy lynx]

I have had people wait three minutes for a rez and leave just as I start the animation

[vale nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/how-it-feels-when-you-meme-nanami-jjk-gif-10683277372535996893

[digital tundra]

Alotta people found that you can leave and just restart a run with no repercussions

So yeah you see it a lot

[fossil holly]

THATS SUCH A BITCH MOVE THO

[digital tundra]

It is!

I agree completely!

[tall grove]

Welcome to online gayming

[fossil holly]

AND OTHER PEOPLE I MEET ARE SO GOOD AND CHILL

AND THE GUY WHO GOES DOWN 30 TIMES, THINKS HES GODS GIFT TO GAMING

[thick fog]

Alright who upset the cream

[tall grove]

Darktide players being Darktide players

[fossil holly]

I HATE THE TIME THEY GIVE YOU TOO

LIKE I WILL RUN THROUGH A CROWD OF CRUSHERS TO REZ YOU

JUST GIVE ME A MIN MY MAN

nO, yOu SuCk

[lilac crag]

[thick fog]

I think ignoring the crushers to revive a teammate is already a big no and you asking for trouble

[tall grove]

But then they’d have to watch another person revive their character, Wich makes them feel (or more accurately, realize that they are) inferior as a gamer

[thick fog]

About to get smacked on the head by 10 large folks

[fossil holly]

IM EXAGGERATING BUT YKNOW,

[thick fog]

[minor narwhal]

will the new void dragon class have access to dueling sword?

[fossil holly]

THEY NEED TO PUT IN LEAVING PENALTIES

[tall grove]

Nah, balancing reasons you understand

[fossil holly]

ONLY FOR FULL SQUADS THO

[minor narwhal]

literally unplayable

[tall grove]

If you leave John darktide personally comes to your door and kicks you in the balls

[fossil holly]

YES

[fossil holly]

what melee weapon should i level after the relic blade

[tall grove]

Duelling sword

[fossil holly]

boring

[tall grove]

It’s busted lmao

[fossil holly]

im sorry

but i dont want something OP

pick ANYTHING else

[tall grove]

Heavy sword then

That shit ass

[fossil holly]

oki

[tall grove]

Literally more useful as a paperweight than a melee weapon lmao

I hope whoever balanced the heavy sword dies in real life

No, we’re feeding them to the poor

[minor narwhal]

ds does more dmg to a crusher with a light than a hsword heavy btw

[fossil holly]

oh...

[minor narwhal]

with uncanny that is

[fossil holly]

i guess ill use it :((

[tall grove]

Ofc the heavy sword is hot garbage

[minor narwhal]

yeah

its so slow too

[tall grove]

I love taking 3-5 business days to kill one groaner

[minor narwhal]

i get its "heavy" but the greatswords are way bigger and around the same attack speed

[fossil holly]

im just gonna level the devil claw sword, i dont want something op but i dont want to, be yknow

in a wheelchair

with no arms

[minor narwhal]

devils claw is like a bit better at least

[tall grove]

Nah, that’d be more effective than the heavy sword

[tall grove]

It’s way better, it doesn’t deal damage equivalent to smacking them with the limp dick you’ll have while using the heavy sword

[minor narwhal]

i hope next dclaw buff they finally make it good enough lmao

[fossil holly]

wait

tac axe or devils claw

pick one

[minor narwhal]

tac axe

its not a competition between these 2 tac axe is good

[tall grove]

Tac axe dps can get kinda crazy if you build with it

[minor narwhal]

unless crusher health buff brought tac axe down it should be good

[fossil holly]

what mk is best?

[minor narwhal]

i don rember...

[tall grove]

It did, but that’s what kraks are for

[fossil holly]

oh tac axe is assassin.... do i need a stealth build?

[minor narwhal]

krak blast

no

[tall grove]

No

[minor narwhal]

actually im guessing a crit build on tac axe is better

[arctic perch]

what changed with krak that people are using them now

[little marten]

I played some Vermintide it’s so jarring compared to Darktide now

[tall grove]

Idk I just love kraks

[arctic perch]

I've seen a lot more in matches so something must of

[wooden garnet]

+1 capacity and crusher hp buff

[thick fog]

So called heavy sword but can't even do any heavy damage to armor and just tickles them

[tall grove]

One shots crushers, chunks bosses

[wooden garnet]

so shredders are ass unless you can kite them for a long time

[fossil holly]

on other terms, what gun should i use next

[tall grove]

Yeah lmao and it’s light attack takes 3-5 business days to kill a groaner

[little marten]

Heavy sword used to be so fun when you could go from 0 to 100 HP on zealot with it

[minor narwhal]

crushers live longer and kraks explode faster so it works out so much nicer

[tall grove]

Have you tried the bolt pistol?

[fossil holly]

ive used the boltgun

not the bolt pistol

[little marten]

Bistol is the best

[tall grove]

Try it out, but use it mostly to pick off specialists and elites, at least that’s how I use it

[fossil holly]

i dont have one that has 500...

or anything close

[tall grove]

Reload anim is is peak too

[tall grove]

It should be fine hopefully

[fossil holly]

actually i dont have one at all lol

[thick fog]

The little punch on the mag after reload is so peak

And the full reload is dopamine

[tall grove]

It really is

[thick fog]

Sound effect at its peak

[tall grove]

Yeah, but it kinda pisses me off. Bolt pistol has partial reload anims outta the box but the bolter doesn’t

[tall grove]

Same with the bolter Tbf. Darktide sound design is just peak

[thick fog]

I guess lore reasons of how bolter actually functions?

[fossil holly]

i spent ALL MY MELK BUCKS

[thick fog]

As bistol is more human sidearm

[fossil holly]

didnt get a boltpistiol

[hazy kestrel]

It’s bleak.

[tall grove]

It’s so joever

[fossil holly]

i got a bunch of autoguns

[thick fog]

Did you just spend melkcoins on Melk gamble?

[fossil holly]

shots guns

[thick fog]

[fossil holly]

YES

[thick fog]

You poor soul

You should have went to brunt instead

[fossil holly]

brunts give like 300 empowerment tho

[thick fog]

Buy grey weapons until you get god roll

And upgrade

[hazy kestrel]

LET’S GO GAMBLING! — Creamsicle, moments before losing their entire life savings of Melk Money.

[tall grove]

Sell the melkslop and use the proceeds for brunt @fossil holly

[thick fog]

Is your bistol full mastery?

[minor narwhal]

yea sire melk is pretty useless nowadays

[low hemlock]

Brunts not even there no mo

he got token by xenos

[fossil holly]

no

thats the bad part

[tall grove]

Melkbucks are worthless anyway

[fossil holly]

melk broke my legs

i cant walk anymore

[hazy kestrel]

IT’S REALLY BLEAK.

[thick fog]

You should get a grey with decent roll and upgrade as much you can and start using jt

[fossil holly]

im in so much debt

[thick fog]

On missions to level mastery

[low hemlock]

maybe use Melk Bulks as Alternative Currency to purchase Premium Shop Cosmetics for F2P Rejects‼️‼️‼️‼️

[tall grove]

Aren’t we all?

[minor narwhal]

lmao

[full smelt]

I´m gettin arbites tomorrow

[minor narwhal]

i dont think we're in that timeline

[thick fog]

Auric operative cosmetics

[tall grove]

Peak class enjoy

[thick fog]

It funny because auric operatives are using the Moebian 21 but red

[fossil holly]

i think the plan is use the stub revolver

and level that

its already level 6

[tall grove]

Go ahead, it works too

[fossil holly]

and

ehem

440 empowerment

uh oh

[vocal hawk]

would you rather shit your pants in public or eat shit in private

[tall grove]

Former easily

[fossil holly]

both

why not

[vocal hawk]

aura

[fossil holly]

new experiences everywhere

[tall grove]

Based and nurglepilled

[low hemlock]

poo poo me diapers

[vocal hawk]

what’s the most you’ve ever lost on a coin toss

[low hemlock]

“Well done.”

[nocturne horizon]

is te new class out yet

[low hemlock]

Yes

[tall grove]

A night with your mother

[low hemlock]

It’s the O R K Z

[nocturne horizon]

good good

[low hemlock]

I’m playing them roght now

But me wont post proof cuz secert must be keep

[prime ferry]

Fuck yeah, I finally did it, Havoc 40 completed, Havoc-Forged title unlocked, lets gooooo

[hazy kestrel]

True Survivor time.

[prime ferry]

I almost got it like twice already. Once a dude went down literally 50 meters away from the elevator, I almost cried ;d

[naive creek]

Holy fuck I just had the most intense auric hi-intensity 💀

combined team damage easily over 3mill

[hazy kestrel]

Ahh, that’s a classic.

[low hemlock]

bet it was a smelly zealot as usual

[naive creek]

We had 4 plague ogryns and a chaos spawn

[hazy kestrel]

My first TS run, the psyker blew up like 10 meters from the elevator.

[prime ferry]

Honestly cant remember the class

[naive creek]

2.7mill actually but goddamn

[low hemlock]

Zealots go down easy like Paper against Rock

🪨

[tall grove]

Hey, we wash well, slab! ‘Tis ye who smells like a diseased grox

[low hemlock]

“Oh yeah‼️ Yeah‼️ Well you still smelly S H O U T Y💢”

[tall grove]

That’s not a- ohhhh what does it matter?

[fossil holly]

please, give me a good maelstrom match

i dont want anymore leavers

[low hemlock]

cuz those turncoats are too weak to get A.S.S title

[fossil holly]

i got carried to mine....

[low hemlock]

like vro i got it first try

[tall grove]

I don’t have mine yet lmao

[hazy kestrel]

What’s even funnier is when said A.S.S. players are the first to go down and leave.

[little marten]

Me

[tall grove]

Proving cadian vet right lol

[little marten]

I got ass so I’ve earned the right to be on my ass

[fossil holly]

i hate those people "havoc forged arby with 70000 dollars spent on the game

[fossil holly]

im gonna leave now

like

why

you did all thise

your so good at the game

and you leave instantly

[fossil holly]

how does this make sense

[hazy kestrel]

Fair enough.

[tall grove]

Pretty simple: it doesn’t

[little marten]

😈

[fossil holly]

bro i loaded into a game

then on the death screen

[hazy kestrel]

A classic

[fossil holly]

now im communicating with fapsharts back end

[tall grove]

“I’m always watching! Turn ya coats, and I’ll find ya!”

[hazy kestrel]

I played with a “gun only” vet in auric today.

Was interesting to say the least

[ancient violet]

The vet player when 2 poxwalkers show up instead of one

[low hemlock]

I’ve seen that happen so many times

those with that title truly live up to the name

[little marten]

You not got it?

Flat ass

[orchid skiff]

i can't go five steps without someone cat calling me for my ass

'tis a tragic fate

[low hemlock]

Of course me got A.S.S title, first try unlike other R U N T Z

plus me ass is juicy and plump from eating a ton of rations

[spark ivy]

hey somebody is interested in helping me do the zealot penitence just a flesh wound?

[low hemlock]

[ocean widget]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[spark ivy]

sorry saw it later

[ocean widget]

oh thats why hadron makes all the ogryns squat

[elder merlin]

[orchid skiff]

Amogus

[earnest axle]

Have we got any clue what the new class might be?

[tall grove]

I’m betting tech adept

[earnest axle]

Oooo would be cool

[ocean widget]

no

[little marten]

rewdy with that ground shaking pixar mom dumper

eat my christmas dinner off that boi

[vocal hawk]

probably your mom

[tall grove]

It’d also make sense, so that’s what I’m assuming it’ll be

[languid hazel]

Are stamina curios ever really useful?

Just wondering if I should scrap the ones I have for dockets

[orchid skiff]

Treating me like an object

[ocean widget]

imo no

tbf i dont struggle with stamina given the only need i have for it is sprinting

dont remember if dodging takes stamina

[blazing ibex]

dodging stops stamina regen

[ocean widget]

so no

sick

[tall grove]

Dodge curios when?

[ocean widget]

never

[ocean widget]

what we need is damage% curios

and attack speed%

[languid hazel]

YES

But make then low

[tall grove]

A “increase damage and attack speed on duelling sword specifically” curio

[ocean widget]

no
make them high
if i cannot beyblade it is not worth

[ocean widget]

nah, only works on the knife as long as you submit digital ID

[lethal solstice]

For push attack reliant weapons like knife or tac axe

[ocean widget]

the knife relies on pushing?

wtf

i just stab the shit out of things and they die

[tall grove]

Nah, submit your IP address and it gets given to your teammates when you rush off and die

[ocean widget]

jokes on you
i dont die
holy revenant stabbing machine go brrrr

[elder hare]

Hahaha and not the stabbing part?

[blazing ibex]

mk6 push atk is a really hard hitting stab

[tall grove]

It gives your address to them anyway

[ocean widget]

awful
why push and stab when you could just stab

[blazing ibex]

that also has a deceptive amount of range and cleave

[tall grove]

Average Brit

[elder hare]

its a thrust tha transcends time and space

[blazing ibex]

and also has some of the highest dps between the two knives

[ocean widget]

awful

[blazing ibex]

and five poxwalkers

i say this but the cleave is actually really nice when you need it for horde clear

especially since

pushing, so hit mass is also going down

[low hemlock]

Gotta make SugarMommaHadron have a fat juicy meal to chow down on

[final herald]

hi BIG HI

HI

[low hemlock]

Hey Mobi

[tall grove]

Incomprehensible

[languid hazel]

Keep being real as fuck dude :>

Big Boi has a mind singularly focused finer than any razor and I respect it :3

[tall grove]

Important question: will there be a six hour mommy hadron demeans you ASMR cutscene in the December update?

[languid hazel]

Directed by Hideo Kojima

[tall grove]

Absolute cinema

[ocean widget]

its fatshark
so knowing them, no until they realise how much aquilas

[blazing ibex]

can't lie, the game is undeniable

[tall grove]

Damn 😔

[fallen sage]

900 aquilas to make hadron run the comms on every mission

[languid hazel]

Right?!?!

[tall grove]

I’d pay it in a heartbeat

[little marten]

real respects real

[low hemlock]

TAKE NOTES FATSHARK‼️‼️💢💢🥵

[elder merlin]

So a big can of motor oil?

[hidden trout]

how do you know about that

[ocean widget]

thats a drink paul
not a meal

stop chewing motor oil

[elder merlin]

Technically both to a mechanicus

[ocean widget]

ah yes
the tech priests and their sacred food blender

[orchid skiff]

Yall ever wonder if hadron VA sees what we think

[crisp yoke]

I can’t wait to go to bed

[ocean widget]

i doubt they give a shit

[crisp yoke]

Why should they give us shit?

[tired inlet]

it's national black cat day.
Do yourself a favor and google "cat"
then click on the biscuit

[crisp yoke]

Seems like a wired thing to give

[tall grove]

So it’s happening? Yippee

[tall grove]

Absolute cinema

[tall grove]

You don’t think they care about a bunch of people thirsting over them? Yeah, fair

[ocean widget]

i mean they were in something called a pinch of snuff so

[elder merlin]

To be honest, i'd be surprised if they even ate at all, some of the more teched out ones

[tall grove]

Wait what? Lmao

[ocean widget]

true, probably have rechargable batteries

[ocean widget]

some fuckin mini tv series
idfk i saw it on IMDB

[tired inlet]

snuff is a slang term for chewing tobacco

[little marten]

i thought u sniffed snuff

[ocean widget]

that aint the snuff the tv series is about

[tired inlet]

no, it's typically a pouch of chewing tobacco; my grandfather always had it in a pouch, versus most of the active duty who have it in a tin like copenhagen or something

so you'd take whatever you could pinch between your fingers and lob it typically in your lower cheek

whatever side you'd prefer getting cancer in

[little marten]

you can also sniff snuff

[ocean widget]

snuff over here means killed
granted nobody i know uses chewing tobacco given its pointless

[little marten]

i like my tobacco like i like my women

inhaled ruthlessly

[ocean widget]

not with other peoples dick on it?

oh

[little marten]

that was probably a much better punchline

[tired inlet]

I think that's just a cigarette

[little marten]

nasal snuff

[ocean widget]

Why are you sniffing cigs

[cold wharf]

snuff is a fine powder

[tired inlet]

my father-in-law did this with cigars

[ocean widget]

your father in law is weird

[elder hare]

You can tell the flavor profile on some of the aromatic notes of a cigar. Sweeter smells usually burn lower temps because of the binding agent for instance, on certain cigars. Those you dont want to inhale too hard or youll smoke your lungs out

[ocean widget]

found your father in law raziel

[elder hare]

In fact dont inhale cigars hahaha, theyre meant to be pulled and puffed

[low hemlock]

i’d show her appreciation for motivating me to smashin lots of heretics in the name of the Omnisah‼️

💐

[little marten]

i draw the line at cigars

and vapes tbf

[tall grove]

I’m tired and misread this as “I draw the line at cougars” lmao

[little marten]

cougars dont draw the line with me 💀

[vocal hawk]

it’s me

[ocean widget]

so would frank horrigan be for the imperium or against it

[vocal hawk]

edward balls

[tawny gorge]

you wouldnt smoke a good cuban?

[little marten]

nah

[tall grove]

For, but they wouldn’t be for him

[little marten]

first time i got covid i was in madeira and every night while i was sweating and snotting out someone smoked a cigar next to me

put me off them for life

[tawny gorge]

like currently or what if he was born in the imperium

[little marten]

still not enough to get the jab tho 😈

[ocean widget]

currently

[ocean widget]

i mean he is basically a smarter ogryn so

[tawny gorge]

he would ig

[ocean widget]

sick

[tall grove]

He was a mutant. Like full blown, not an abhuman. The imperium would absolutely kill him

[tawny gorge]

nah frank is really intelligent he's just hyper loyal to the Enclave

[tawny gorge]

true

[ocean widget]

yeah

a smarter ogryn

[tawny gorge]

you do know frank is 2ft shorter than the emperor lol

he would tower over ogryns

[tired inlet]

abhuman and mutant are political distinctions and thus socially constructed; abhumans are mutants that the imperium can control reliably and be given purpose.

[ocean widget]

with or without the throne

[tawny gorge]

frank is 12ft tall

[tall grove]

Abhumans are stable mutants that, if they reproduce, will produce more abhumans. Fallout mutants are sterile

[ocean widget]

ok but is the emperor 14 foot tall with or without the throne

[tawny gorge]

without?

[ocean widget]

[little marten]

he's a tinder 14 foot

[tawny gorge]

tbf his looks are mostly in the eye of the beholder

[ocean widget]

they should give plasma guns to ogryn and see what happens given they somehow have an endless amount ingame

[ocean widget]

yeah
for some hes a corpse on a throne
for others hes a living corpse on a throne
and for others hes some fuck in gold armour

[vocal hawk]

against

[ocean widget]

not gonna take the opinion of a man whos name would appear on house MD

[little marten]

who is he

[tawny gorge]

i was gonna say spawn frank on terra and he would go on a rampage but custodes lowkey kill him in 0.1 seconds

[vocal hawk]

ogryns and abhumans = muties

[tall grove]

How? He served the enclave. The enclave is the imperium if it was ever so slightly less evil

[tired inlet]

all abhumans are human mutants.

[elder merlin]

[vocal hawk]

the imperium isn’t the enclave

[tired inlet]

the Imperium isn't American, so yeah

[tall grove]

Genocidal assholes are genocidal assholes

[tall grove]

It’s bri’ish

[vocal hawk]

the enclave are more nuanced than just genocidal assholes

[little marten]

racist

[languid hazel]

Blorfp

[tired inlet]

lead by a Turk?

[vocal hawk]

frank horrigan and the enclave would hate the imperium

[tall grove]

[tawny gorge]

idk about that lol

[tawny gorge]

they wanted to kill every non pure human just because they lived in the wasteland

[ocean widget]

i mean
they wanted to go to space

[elder merlin]

Somehow.... we beat liberty day

[tall grove]

Tbf he doesn’t really lead them anymore

[ocean widget]

but thats about it

[vocal hawk]

yes

[languid hazel]

Ye. It was nice :>

[little marten]

i mean if you were rebuilding society you probably wouldnt want irridated folks producing mad deformed babies

[tired inlet]

then it's true, the Imperium is a unified Italy.

for we are all inevitably Italian

[tawny gorge]

the enclave is lowkey ass which is why it sucks that bethesda brought them back for 3, the series about change and moving on going back to bring older factions

[ocean widget]

unfortunately we cant get into the intricacies of the enclave because bethesda writes stories like the imperium helps poor people

[languid hazel]

And of course fools are upset because of it. “Oh we shouldn’t have won an unwinnable MO! REEEEEEE

[tawny gorge]

intelligent move bethesda woah

[tall grove]

Intelligence is illegal in Bethesda

[tired inlet]

however, I liked the Remnant's story arc in F:NV

[ocean widget]

thats why it got removed from skyrim

[tawny gorge]

sorry but they made Morrowind so hell nah

[little marten]

What’s the matter, somebody stole your sweet roll?

[ocean widget]

the bethesda of old is unfortunately not the bethesda of now

[languid hazel]

Oh! Pauli! I bought drip for my Ogryn

[tawny gorge]

that's different, there are traces of the brotherhood of steel in f2

[tired inlet]

the "Yeah I was a pilot for the enclave like 50 years ago before the oil well exploded. That shit sucks. I'm really trying not to let anyone figure that out and run this motel though."

[tall grove]

Intelligence is woke and Skyrim is based not soy liberal shit

[tawny gorge]

they dont however play a majour part

[ocean widget]

one poor fucker wants to just play checkers in peace

[little marten]

Skyrim tbf exists outside of the woke era

[tired inlet]

"YOU WANNA FLY THIS VERTIBERD ON SOME FASH GOOFBALLS WEARIN' HOCKEY PADS?!"

[tawny gorge]

all that to kill off the ncr offscreen

[ocean widget]

it had gay marriage before the USA did
of course it was very woke

[little marten]

Well I can’t argue with that logic

[ocean widget]

skyrim is the biggest woke of all wokes

[tall grove]

Yeah but it has racism in it so it’s based

[little marten]

Who is gay in Skyrim

[ocean widget]

the companions

[tall grove]

You, the player

[little marten]

Are they lol

[tired inlet]

convincing the old enclave guys to fight with you was about the hardest thing I did in F:NV, other than get arcade gannon's companion quest done right

[little marten]

Had no idea

[ocean widget]

they're a bunch of bears who turn into wolves
also you can romance one of them so probably

well romance is debatable

[little marten]

Companions were a bit cringe

[tired inlet]

when you romance the bear, is it in the same way you do that in baldur's gate

[ocean widget]

shove an amulet on, talk to them, bang, married

[tall grove]

Baldur’s peak three mentioned

[little marten]

When did Skyrim come out like 2012

[ocean widget]

bethesda didnt have the budget to add sex scenes
also they're not actually bears but given skyrims base male body thats the term im using

[tawny gorge]

you can be gay in Morrowind Skyrim and Daggerfall

[ocean widget]

2011 pretty sure

[tall grove]

2011 I believe

[median sinew]

I couldnt finish baldurs gate, cus its turnbased combat

[tawny gorge]

not in oblivion and arena

[tall grove]

Modders took care of that

[little marten]

Oh that’s good

[tall grove]

Big L take

[tired inlet]

<< me when I've never played D&D before

[ocean widget]

its like slamming ken dolls together, in both games

[tawny gorge]

modified 5e is still 5e

you will play pathfinder 2 NOW

[tall grove]

Sex > no sex

Simple math

[tired inlet]

it was turnbased in AD&D 2.5 in BG1, Sport.

[little marten]

I think I married that woman in whiterun market

[tawny gorge]

pretty sure theyre talking about 3 though

[tired inlet]

it was turn based in 3.5 in NWN; it was turn-based when it was a milton-bradley card game you played like magic; if there's a version you play without rolling for initiative to see whose turn it is, I don't know it.

[tawny gorge]

i dont see people talk about the first bg without saying its the first one anymore

[crisp yoke]

12 more minutes T-T

[ocean widget]

why the fuck would anyone want a real time DND game is beyond me

DND would suck as an RTS

[crisp yoke]

Somone say dnd?