general-chat

[jaunty path]

That one Mortis Trial wave:

[low hemlock]

[jaunty path]

Insane how trappers just fucking get you so fast

especially in mortis trials

I cannot put enough emphasis on how fucking important it is you pick ppl the fuck up instantly after trapper nets

[wicked sentinel]

I think we lost loyal followers of the Lex to the heretics this time

[rocky radish]

People who get you up without taking out the trapper first...

[jaunty path]

they just GET YOU

[fiery wave]

You want to find a corner and funnel with trigger happiness.

[astral basin]

Been a minute since a trapper got me
Been doing mid range vet gameplay. Inf auto. Dodge n shoot.

Now watch be get bagged next session

[jaunty path]

Trappers stay there for a bit after they capture someone

[astral basin]

Over. And over. Again

[jaunty path]

Then they fuck off and run away

off to be a problem later on

but in that time you can off them

[rocky radish]

Man, I cannot play vet at all. I'm the worst vet on earth. Spend more time down than up

[jaunty path]

they don't run super far really

I don't think they even run for cover immediately after

[jaunty path]

Its fine darktides difficult

[upper parcel]

They celebrate catching someone for a bit before running off to reload.

[jaunty path]

mhm

[astral basin]

Same. Cant wait to hit level 30 to swap off

[wicked sentinel]

They run around behind walls for a second and come back. Us arbites are watching them

[fiery wave]

Even with shout? And nobody running stealth to screw you over?

[jaunty path]

They're very easily staggered

[jaunty path]

I have spidey sense on for them so I know when ones coming and where its at.

I refuse to wear headphones

[full smelt]

getting crushed to death with your actual hp, vs getting crushed to death with 1000 hp but downed
why the first one feels worst

[rocky radish]

I think the build is probably alright. I just got so used to playing melee with my zealot that I can't do ranged anymore

[astral basin]

Currently i am unable to play
My frames go in the garbage rn.
Last game if i just looked in the direction of some of my teammates i was frozen in negative frames

[wicked sentinel]

When they are marked by our dog we see them till they die or we are all the way on the other side of the map

[upper parcel]

I am getting quite a few freezes in the event missions.

[fiery wave]

Melee vet is hilarious. You just need to swap from ranged to melee after exe stance.

[jaunty path]

I have them as a nice bright red in spidey sense

Red being KILL IMMEDIATELY WITHOUT MERCY

[low hemlock]

Man y’all lucky FatShark put the Scab Radio Operator in the V O I D

cause he would summon constant gunners, sniper and trapper every couple of minutes

[rocky radish]

I want to be good. The grenade spam is so fun

[thick fog]

barely made any difference to me tbh

[jaunty path]

AI Director already does it well.

AI Director has fucking IBS with how much it sends out

[fiery wave]

'Nade builds tend to be melee focused. Cos you want Bistol.

[upper parcel]

BIG GUNNER.

[jaunty path]

How powerful is stealth nading on vet anyway

[thick fog]

why would you stealth nade as vet

[twin flower]

Some guy in vet channel called his build the "stealth bomber"

[low hemlock]

oh but i did

had two Radio Operators spawned in

and like nearly 5 snipers & 4 trappers was swarming everyone to the ground

[jaunty path]

Don't they become mad powerful

[rocky radish]

Ooh, I'll try that tonight. Thanks

[twin flower]

Bonus dmg upon exiting invis

[upper parcel]

You don't leave stealth if you don't directly hit an enemy with the grenade.

[fiery wave]

Is if you go frags usually.

[twin flower]

You leave stealth if you overhand throw with the nade

You stay in stay in you underhand throw it apparently

[upper parcel]

Also yeah, need to underhand and not hit an enemy.

[fiery wave]

So you run in invis, aim and toss two in the heart of battle.

[jaunty path]

So shredder nades is best?

[upper parcel]

I don't know, I don't play stealth vet anymore.

[twin flower]

Depends on you imo

Shredders just more flexible afaik

[iron plinth]

Delete stealth from the game

[astral basin]

Gets my goat at how squishy i am as vet
Yet the melee players. With big swingy weapons. Not finesse weapons. I can forgive finesse players bc their goal is to be precise
Are moving around the area like they took a hit of crack instead of grouping with the team

[iron plinth]

[fiery wave]

Room wide guaranteed stagger with bleeds that will kill anything below a mauler on aurics.

Assuming 2 'nades.

[rocky radish]

That's why I've mostly been using my zealot lately. I'm just neck deep in heretic innards for most of the match

[twin flower]

glorious

[fiery wave]

I run with knoife on vet though?

[twin flower]

I forget, but how many bleed stacks does 1 shredder nade place on enemies

[fiery wave]

12 and skirmisher stacks funni.

[twin flower]

and the max stacks you can place on enemies is 12right?

or is it lower

[upper parcel]

I've been only playing Ogryn for event missions.

Ogryn hungry, must get all the rashuns.

[twin flower]

Huh, how about that

[fiery wave]

If I remember right.

12 is enough to kill though.

You can maybe even bleed out maulers, but takes too long.

Unrealistic time.

[twin flower]

I dont think you give them the chance to bleed out in time anyway lmao

[fiery wave]

Thus, extra info, but why are you letting them SLOWLY beed out instead of stab stab?

Overhead danger risk.

[somber stream]

Apparently i'm pregnant

[rocky radish]

Congrats

[whole glade]

i will eat your shorts

[astral basin]

Youre in the darktide server

[somber stream]

Or having dementia, looked up google to why do i have this metallic taste in my mouth sometimes

[astral basin]

The twink cult will get you eventually

Oh

[somber stream]

"You're pregnant!"

[whole glade]

tf i do?

[astral basin]

Lol

[whole glade]

i comfy in bed :3

with a fat blue gatorade

cuz i felt like a bad bitch today

[astral basin]

oral needs hygiene
Diet
Smoking
Acid reflux

Fat. Blue. Gatorade.

[whole glade]

acid refugg

[astral basin]

Interesting

[fiery wave]

Look up google. I have heart attacks every 2 months then.

[whole glade]

like a big ice cold gatorade

[astral basin]

Light blue? Or just blue?

[somber stream]

And i have 5 different type of cancer since 2010

[whole glade]

blue cherry

[somber stream]

Interesting, i have non of the above

I brush twice a day like a goodie two shoes

[astral basin]

Thats. A government name. That i am unfamiliar with koz

Whats the color hoe

[upper parcel]

First match today, instantly lagging and crashing. Nice.

[whole glade]

BLUE FUCKASS

[fiery wave]

Oh, yeah. Explained by being stuck around selfish chainsmokers.

[astral basin]

BLUE CHERRY DONT SOUND LIKE BLUE BOTTOM BITCH

[whole glade]

REGULAR BLUE!

[rocky radish]

Google is great at imagining physical illnesses we might have. Would've been nice if they picked up on mental illnesses

[astral basin]

AAAAAA

[whole glade]

LOOK IT UOPP YOU GAYASS

[astral basin]

Ill do it better

Imma

Consult my stores collection

[whole glade]

why not just look up da flavo?

[somber stream]

We all have ADHD, according to google

[astral basin]

Guess what

[somber stream]

'We' as in gamers

But i do, in fact, have ADHD

[whole glade]

i got some fuck tism like real

[astral basin]

Theres cool blue and glacier freeze
The mashup is purple

[somber stream]

Fucktism sounds... kinda based?

[astral basin]

Lol

[whole glade]

yeah, my doc said that i have the tendency tto ramble and hyperfixate on fucked up shit

[somber stream]

I agree with his claim

[whole glade]

like yknow how russians have an obbsession with watching gore

i have that but with horror movies and Trench crusade

[astral basin]

Wtf is this made up bs you got me googling?
“Limited time alternate name for regular blue! To make your dumbass feel special”

[somber stream]

"Oh my gosh, my shirt isn't just red, it's blood wine!"

"Look at this card, it's bone white"

[whole glade]

its Fierce Blue Cherry bitch

[somber stream]

We designers are all guilty of this..

[rocky radish]

Ha, then Google is wrong. I have ADD.

[astral basin]

Warhammer paints be like

[somber stream]

I'm sorry

[whole glade]

army painter is better ackshually

ermm

its way bettah

[rocky radish]

Meh. A feature of ADD is not caring much. Plus I have other things that kinda balance out the ADD

Depends on how you play

[astral basin]

Isnt add the “pre-existing” term for adhd?

Adhd the overall generalization

[somber stream]

Jelly, i care, a lot. Too much at times in fact. Took me a while to learn to tone it down to a socially acceptable amount

[wicked sentinel]

What color crayons do you eat?

[rocky radish]

It's another name for inattentive type ADHD. Which feels odd, because I have loads of attention. It's motivation I struggle with

[astral basin]

Doctors diagnose wrong. Gotta grt 5 psychiatrists giving you the circle jerk b4 you come to a specialist with a correct opinion

Like the US medical service
But the US medical service doesnt tell you that, and bill you $200 for every “nothings wrong” visit

[rocky radish]

Honestly, people with ADHD are awesome. Their energy balances out my lack of energy, and switching topics every 8 seconds just means more dopamine for me. You read an interesting Wikipedia article yesterday? Bro, tell me everything

I don't think there are any top classes. Just some that are better suited to particular play styles

[civic otter]

Yes

Classes have different strong suits

[halcyon pebble]

top class or foolproofed class?

or a class with a lot of safety nets

[civic otter]

I never liked class comparison tbh

It's like

[wicked sentinel]

All the above arbite

[civic otter]

Cake and biscuits are both great

[halcyon pebble]

current zealot also one

[agile raven]

Still remembering the Arbite player I was with who was like "enjoy psyker cause he's getting nerfed" in a clearly sarcastic tone so I told him "I'm not the class that can face tank a daemonhost with no damage".

Remember guys.
Just keep swinging and you'll never lose your toughness as an Arbite.

[wicked sentinel]

Shh we don't talk about Bruno

[somber stream]

It's a curse, yours and mine. You don't have the motivation to do anything, i want to do everything so i do a little bit of this and that. We both get nothing done at the end of the day

[civic otter]

Psyker's getting nerfed players when they play psyker and either get two tapped or blow themselves up under pressure

[civic otter]

Top tier damage doesn't come without a price + learning curve

As it should be

[wicked sentinel]

Sounds like a mental illness

[astral basin]

Oh no its another one of the cultists

Whats up cas

[civic otter]

damage oriented class doing damage, is a literal psyker
billions must nerf....

[fierce cave]

Yolo

[agile raven]

The "nerf" has done very little.

[fierce cave]

How you been servostranger

[lilac plume]

I owe the shredder pistol an apology, I wasnt familiar with its game

[wicked sentinel]

To be honest psyker only got better should have tried it when it came out

[rocky radish]

That's true. Very true. I do count myself lucky that I didn't have many issues that most people with ADHD have at school. I could get away with sleeping through most classes but crushing exams, so teachers left me alone

[agile raven]

I can still keep up Scrier's Gaze with maybe like 5 seconds of downtime between end and start.

[civic otter]

Literally, it was nothing. I could barely even feel anything change in my shriek cds

Not to mention w new tree

Warp siphon has mandatory warp battery

Which makes it all the more spammy even with "nerfs"

[agile raven]

Running auric on train with it and sword, the only time it was ever down was when I was busy running to get to the others between waves.

[rocky radish]

Scrier's gaze is so much fun. And the comments from other characters and the psyker themselves are fantastic

[civic otter]

Yeh it's in a great spot

[agile raven]

Psyker is just good fun.

Just need to know how to get into a rhythm and not get surrounded.

[wicked sentinel]

Play suicide psyker it's a blast

[agile raven]

I will need to tbh.

Need to get that penance.

[fierce cave]

@astral basin

[astral basin]

Live to serve. As ever.

Work rn

[agile raven]

If it weren't for the penances I wouldn't have realized that smite with Empowered is the second best supportive crowd control behind the Zealot ability I suddenly can't recall the name of.

[worn quail]

Where tf is everyone

[agile raven]

Idk.

[thick fog]

the permanent blue stimm buff is actually fucking nuts

[rocky radish]

Chorus?

[agile raven]

[fierce cave]

GET BACK TO WORK SOLDIER

[worn quail]

ikr

[astral basin]

Currently removing fat from the Emperors hot dog warmer

[fierce cave]

WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOUR

Don't have any?

[wicked sentinel]

Well if we didn't have heretics destroying them we would still have it

Is destroying the rations still lead?

[fierce cave]

THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EX

[somber stream]

BF6 is burning again lmao

[elder merlin]

So what are we thibking for the rotation?

[somber stream]

Why is it so hard to keep your promise

[elder merlin]

Anything good or slop?

[somber stream]

Krieg and Elysian

Also tons of recolour

[elder merlin]

@misty trench any guesses?

[astral basin]

Dont you dare fear monger me licht

[elder merlin]

Yeah, they do seem on a recolor kick, dont they?

[astral basin]

I got. 6 months planned on this stupid game

[fierce cave]

Better stick to it

[civic otter]

Materializing krieg rn

[somber stream]

We got left over 2042 skin for Season 1

[astral basin]

Licht over hear saying its eating shit.
Imma have to close my eyes

Is that really?

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

Haven't seen it?

[astral basin]

I keep saying Bf V is the superior bf

[somber stream]

It's not..

[astral basin]

I saw the image

It is to me dammit

I dont play 1.
1 is hard to figure out how to keep a party together while lobby searching

[fierce cave]

Bf4

Not 5

4

[astral basin]

Never played it

[fierce cave]

Get on it

Bf4 is the best one

[somber stream]

You spelled 1 wrong

[fierce cave]

F o u r

[astral basin]

Already spent my allowance on 6
Anticipating being told to get borderlands 4 so.
Yeah. My gaming funds are tied down

[somber stream]

It won't be dogshite

[fierce cave]

Bros funds are gone 🥀

[somber stream]

The cosmetic department got hit with neon patches but it's still functional

Seriously who the fuck wear neon colour to war

[wicked sentinel]

Borderlands 4 was fun just don't do what I do and blow an enemy you have to kill off the map on a 2 hour long mission

[astral basin]

“Hey! Shoot me! Im pretty pink!”

[astral basin]

Lol

[astral basin]

Broke bastard lifestyle

Broke even thankfully. Money to change tires OR go to a doctor with

[somber stream]

Hey it's good to have a fund for everything!

[astral basin]

Currently need tl bank the momey a friend gave me
Pay off the loan on my car

[wicked sentinel]

Yeah you have to be extremely cautious with the graviter

[somber stream]

I used to have issue with my daily spending, then i saw this one post on the net and decided to use that for myself, it's called the 'daily login bonus'

[astral basin]

Graviter

[wicked sentinel]

Yeah one of the characters messes with gravity

If a mission says clear all enemies don't mess with gravity

[astral basin]

Oh. I get it now licht
Personally. My funds are split 4 ways
Monthly expenses hit a direct account
Rest of the money goes into use for the week split two ways. Primary use, expense use.
If any is left over, gets put into emergency savings

[astral basin]

Hm

[wicked sentinel]

Or explosives

Lol sends them flying sometimes and they don't die easily on ultimate vault hunter mode so if not dead and you can't reach them the mission has to be reset

[astral basin]

Yikes

Sounds funny but

[wicked sentinel]

Lol yeah we were like 3/4 through a 2 hour missio

[somber stream]

Sounds good

[wicked sentinel]

Some of those weekly missions are long

[astral basin]

Weekly missions? Huh?

[wicked sentinel]

Yeah it's something for ultimate vault hunters

[astral basin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5yiuFM7UGi8?si=khQ5aOxH_vckYEDs

@somber stream rules of engagement

Weekly missions.
Friend has 2k+ hours on bl2 alone. I dont think he should be encouraged like that lmao

[thick fog]

why is reusing literal headcrabs bruh

[somber stream]

Ah fuck it's PvEvP

[wicked sentinel]

When you complete the campaign you get ultimate vault hunters mode. With weekly quests to do. The quest all the enemies will have special abilities for example when one dies a void ball will suck you in. Or something like everyone has regen

[feral vessel]

those are literally the headcrabs from hl alyx right

maybe a bit different

[somber stream]

It's the Chinese, they copy

Game is full of references and 'inspiration' from other medias

[astral basin]

So basically its a change on the challenge system bl3 introduced

[feral vessel]

aaah reminds me of Christian Weston Chandler's idea of what 'inspiration' is.. good times.

[somber stream]

Also i like how you get to bomb California

[astral basin]

Idk. I find it funny on the second scene they showcased
Half assed shooting at someone just to get snatched by a ceiling monster

[feral vessel]

also the gas mask wiping MAY or may not be inspired by Metro

[wicked sentinel]

Yes and instead of badass rank you get specialization level that give points to spend on things like defense attack damage etc outside of your max level for skills

[feral vessel]

but that might just be me

[somber stream]

Watch the trailer, i see SCP, Siren head, Metro, Ghost in the shell, that one episode from Love Death and Robot and Cthulu

It doesn't look or feel cheap, mind

[wide anchor]

ugh. unrelated, but all my friends are asleep. you ever have a nightmare that when you wake up, you feel sick?

[somber stream]

Drink water

[feral vessel]

all in one inclusive package methinks

[wide anchor]

I was in a Firewatch like dream, except I couldn't reach it in time and it got dark lol.

[feral vessel]

i mean yeah it doesnt look that bad which is most surprising

[elder merlin]

Im back

[astral basin]

Go away

[somber stream]

The gunplay does look a bit janky

And it's F2P

[elder merlin]

Is it time to get fucked on darktide?

[wide anchor]

then I had to clear a dark hoarder's house and it reminded me of darktide but I wasn't a reject

[somber stream]

So wouldn't hurt to try, but i can tell it will be P2W

[elder merlin]

I had a dream once

[elder merlin]

Thats it, im dming you

[astral basin]

Uh oh

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDIaxgr8RS4
@astral basin Windex skin confirmed

[wide anchor]

it was like a weird players vs zombies kind of thing, but I couldn't tell what was real and what was a game :L

[feral vessel]

i like the idea tho

[wide anchor]

I got fucked up

[feral vessel]

buncha soldier fellas facing off against eldritch horrors

[somber stream]

Very original

[elder merlin]

[wide anchor]

It reminded me a bit of Hunt showdown

[feral vessel]

i mean yeah but i like it

[somber stream]

Yeah i kinda like the concept as well

[wide anchor]

except less cowboys and more civil war

[somber stream]

Would be fun to kill Cthulu

[wide anchor]

bayonet charge cthulhu, me and who

[elder merlin]

What are we talkin about? That @somber stream's youtube post?

[feral vessel]

eyep

[astral basin]

I done fucked up. The bungryn knocking on my dms

[somber stream]

Rule of engagement, upcoming eldritch extraction shooter

By yours truly, Tencent

[feral vessel]

might be the first extraction shooter i play

[astral basin]

I have suffered damage i shall never recover from.

[eternal sail]

What’s new sense last month and where I find what’s on curo

[thick fog]

the what curo

[eternal sail]

Cosmetic

Shop

[thick fog]

soon in a hour

theres a new event going on

[somber stream]

Blue Krieg and Elysian drop troop rerun

[thick fog]

muders you

[eternal sail]

Awsome really wish I had live

[somber stream]

With tons of new recolour because we totally asked for it

[somber stream]

It was leaked via new files

[eternal sail]

Any other leaks besides my bladder lol

[feral vessel]

hey i have blue krieg minis!

[rocky moat]

i hope krieg is in shop i want krieg psyker

[feral vessel]

theyre painted with unthinned paint...

god i hate myself for that

[somber stream]

Should have that check, i think

[thick fog]

i know that

[eternal sail]

Na just dribbles

[somber stream]

Fascinating

[eternal sail]

lol

[eternal sail]

Soooo any other leaks?

[thick fog]

#darktide-driptide message

Plenty of other recolours

[shrewd ridge]

what is the point of this rations event?

[astral basin]

Trying to find female ogryns that arent made to be attractive is hard for some reason
No genuine human troll ladies

[feral vessel]

interactive event (oooo)

[thick fog]

we destroying the rations

[wicked sentinel]

Collect them don't be a heretic

[thick fog]

there no official artwork thats the thing smh

[feral vessel]

i dont think anyone cares anymore, i've seen people both destroy them and recover them

[shrewd ridge]

i think collectiong the rations that were stolen by a heretic would be heresy

[feral vessel]

one book mention

[shrewd ridge]

if a heretic touched it, it needs to be destroyed

do we get anything from it?

like aquilas?

[wicked sentinel]

Collecting gives infinite stim and melee buffs. Destroying gives range buffs

[thick fog]

do not

You get a rat tail and you will like it

[upper parcel]

Veteran is probably my most played class yet somehow I've barely used the plasma gun.

I should maybe change that, it's still on mastery level 3.

[shrewd ridge]

god forbid if i can get a new helmet for my character

[formal mortar]

I can't do well with the plasma gun I don't get how that thing works

Helmets make you die faster

[astral basin]

#darktide-fan-art
The Duke

[wicked sentinel]

Spray and pray

[upper parcel]

It's just perils of the warp but without the warp, and quelling hurts you a little.

[formal mortar]

I feel like I can kill faster with a bolter tho

[round mica]

the slop rotation isn’t today?

i thought it would be

[wicked sentinel]

I thought so too

[rocky moat]

those who know

[somber stream]

It is though?

[whole glade]

idk but im just super happy that trench crusade is able to have plastic minis now

[thick fog]

it is today

[somber stream]

What do you know

[thick fog]

you people have goldenfish brains smh

[whole glade]

with weapon and head options

[round mica]

well i just checked and the shop didn’t rotate on normal time

[somber stream]

Happens

[rocky moat]

i dont know anythimg

[round mica]

i swear it’s been two weeks

[somber stream]

Same!

[formal mortar]

What ya buying me from the shop?

[somber stream]

Grenadier mask

[elder merlin]

I forget when it even rotates

[somber stream]

If they shows up

[elder merlin]

Thought it was like 5am?

[elder merlin]

I need the savlar chemdog gas mask

[round mica]

i thought it was 4

[somber stream]

Usually 11-12

[round mica]

or technically 3

[somber stream]

BDSM

[round mica]

depending on location

[thick fog]

it rotates on 11am in Sweeden time

[elder merlin]

Someone said that last time and it updated at like 5am, i aint trustin no one now

Except @misty trench

[round mica]

what time is it in sweden land right now

[somber stream]

There isn't a fixed schedule

[thick fog]

10:12am

[round mica]

MAN

[somber stream]

It's 10

[astral basin]

Aquila about to smite someone

[elder merlin]

Damn, who the fuck been destroyin all the rashuns?

[wicked sentinel]

Lol

[elder merlin]

Im fuckin hungry

[wicked sentinel]

Heretics

[round mica]

they are full of fuckin blight you heretic

[elder merlin]

Its fucking 3217472/3903922 in favor of destroying them

[round mica]

good

[astral basin]

You guys stress the latrine enough as it is. Dont need you blowing it out.

[somber stream]

Good

[elder merlin]

Listen, im a faithful servant of the God Emperor and also not a little bitch, i can eat those rashuns just fine

[wicked sentinel]

Watch it say you let people starve

[elder merlin]

Give 'em here

[round mica]

wrong

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

Fuck them kids, let the peasant starve

[elder merlin]

Get your ass in the mourningstar, we're fuckin fightin

[somber stream]

Better that than more pox walker

[wicked sentinel]

What was the consequences of destroying again?

[elder merlin]

I aint even gonna ask which one you're sayin is wrong, im just gonna beat your fuckin ass @round mica

[round mica]

meet me at the closet beside the barbour for a kiss and a gentle tussle

[elder merlin]

@ripe tangle, kill @round mica, he is a heretic who is destroying the God Emperor's rashuns

[thick fog]

destroy spawns moebian 21st waves (50), captain (100), and twins (350)

[elder merlin]

And hes also tryin to molest me

[ripe tangle]

H E R E S Y !

[round mica]

try?

[somber stream]

Spicy

[ripe tangle]

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE EMPEROR’S JUDGMENT!

[astral basin]

Uh oh the sister was awoken from her nap

[somber stream]

Nap?

[wicked sentinel]

Lol sounds fun

[somber stream]

Isn't it like 3AM there

[astral basin]

It is

[somber stream]

4?

[astral basin]

She was supposed to be asleep for a meeting of some kind

[round mica]

it’s atleast 4 somewhere in the US

[ripe tangle]

it’s currently 03:17 rn

[thick fog]

better than just ogryn spawns

[round mica]

for me it’s 3:17 AM

[ripe tangle]

I don’t sleep at night

the Moon is my sun

[elder merlin]

@ripe tangle D:

[somber stream]

Do you howl at night

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

Awwwoooooooooo

[round mica]

i’m just waiting to drop this load off then i’m finally going home for 2 weeks

[astral basin]

No licht

[ripe tangle]

No, I’m not a dog.

[astral basin]

We’ve established shes a vampire

[elder merlin]

I do

[somber stream]

I do, sometimes

[astral basin]

Same

[elder merlin]

[wicked sentinel]

Lol only the range ones were having trouble on that one but we will see how many twins pop out at once

[ripe tangle]

😐

[somber stream]

The boys

[astral basin]

Especially full moon. Bc its low key funny.

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

I love staring at the full moon

Its intoxicating

[ripe tangle]

You ever go out during a New Moon and it’s darker than dark out and you can see the stars?

it’s beautiful

[somber stream]

Can't

Light pollution lol

[gaunt palm]

Yes, and the Moon shines so bright

[round mica]

i have some cool photos of the stars and moon

[gaunt palm]

Same

[wicked sentinel]

Who's moon you looking at?

[formal mortar]

Too much light pollution where I am, can only see some stars

[somber stream]

Yeah same, i do see a lot of them while visiting the alps

It was beautiful

[round mica]

coolest experience i’ve gotten in terms of that is seeing the eclipse perfectly

[elder merlin]

I wish

[round mica]

got some stellar photos

[somber stream]

Nice

[formal mortar]

Shipmistress Brahms is one of the few stars that shines bright enough for me to see

[gaunt palm]

I will leave that to your wicked imagination

[astral basin]

I dont get stars. I take pics of clouds instead

[round mica]

i’ve showed you them haven’t i?

[somber stream]

I don't think so

Eclipse?

[round mica]

yez

i got you

[ripe tangle]

The Emperor is a bright star that burns in my heart, in my soul.

[somber stream]

John, but spooky and scary

What proc this

Was it nurgle

[ripe tangle]

if I were to be granted the honour I would prostrate until my own head came off if that was his will.

[formal mortar]

I think he'd want you to keep your head

[round mica]

get eclipsed

[formal mortar]

Can't serve him without one

[somber stream]

It's so cool, confirmed

[ripe tangle]

I think he would as well yes, but if I were ordered to remove it, I would without question.

[round mica]

my eyes only hurt for 2 weeks after looking at it directly

[astral basin]

Lucia prostrating. Never would have seen the day.

[ripe tangle]

he is Mankind’s Master afterall.

[formal mortar]

I understand, good thing he's a beneficiant emperor

[elder merlin]

Would he use it like Kratos uses Medusa's head or like Apollo's head though? Or would he bring Lucia's head back to life and hang her off his waist?

[somber stream]

Wear proper sunglasses next time

I think the internet gave plenty of warning every time there's an Eclipse happening

[round mica]

sorry all i can read is prop next time

[formal mortar]

Paul I wish I could answer but I only ever played the first god of war when I was a kid

[elder merlin]

Oof

[ripe tangle]

Indeed he is, we should be grateful for all of our blessings, and grateful for enduring all hardships.

[elder merlin]

You missed out

[somber stream]

Sunglasses

[formal mortar]

I was never in a place where I could afford the others when my friends were playing them so I missed out

[elder merlin]

@ripe tangle, can you turn people to stone by gazing at them or blind people with intense sunlight?

[formal mortar]

I should go back and replay them tho since I have all the old ones, just not the recent ones where he is in the norse realm

[elder merlin]

Friend's didnt let you borrow it?

[ripe tangle]

No?

[astral basin]

If lucia prays hard enough, they might be burned or blinded.

[formal mortar]

I don't like to borrow things....

[ripe tangle]

That’s an odd thing to ask.

[round mica]

but sah, now when i close me eyes, i see lil black dots and everything is fuzzeh, sah

[elder merlin]

So hang your head off his waist then

[formal mortar]

Even though I let people borrow things I personally don't like to

[somber stream]

But if you close your eyes

[formal mortar]

Actually

I have an idea

[elder merlin]

I dont mind letting someone borrow stuff, if they also let me borrow and so forth

[formal mortar]

He could hang your head from his bolter like a weapon trinket

And you could shout at his enemies

[ripe tangle]

if I were to convene a personal audience with the Emperor, would his psychic energy kill me?

[elder merlin]

Probably

[round mica]

you wanna borrow my copy of resident evil 4? then i wanna borrow your house for 2 weeks

[ripe tangle]

That would be the most honourable death, I would savour it.

[elder merlin]

Either that or you'd be extremely out of sorts after

[formal mortar]

I only ever borrowed games from 1 person, but that's because he was very much more of a brother figure to me

[elder merlin]

I will end you

[ripe tangle]

Regardless, it would be the single greatest thing to happen to me.

[astral basin]

Probably.
But. You would also not have to dye your hair anymore

[ripe tangle]

May the Emperor Protect and guide us.

[formal mortar]

Like 10 years older than me and always helped me out and such

[orchid skiff]

the emperor speaks to me daily

[elder merlin]

When is the shop gonna change so i can be disappointed

[round mica]

5 AM est

apparently

[somber stream]

1 -2 hours

[elder merlin]

Soon

[somber stream]

Normally

If not, then 3-4 CET

[elder merlin]

Its 4:30am now

[ripe tangle]

I’m sure the Emperor’s graceful visage is even grander than the statues depict him.

[somber stream]

Happened before

[round mica]

i’ll kill someone

in minecraft

[somber stream]

Poggers

[astral basin]

If you thought his shining figure was blinding. Wait until he reveals

[feral vessel]

my beloved says you are overstating his beauty. because he's a fucking skeleton

[astral basin]

His angry face

[ripe tangle]

Blasphemy! He’s Mankind’s Master; not a mere skeleton!

[formal mortar]

So what are we doing with rations today? Gonna hop on tide and will pick a character based on that

[astral basin]

Destroy

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

Burn them

[feral vessel]

okay, he's a skeleton infused with the psychic energy of hundreds of shamans, that better?

[elder merlin]

[formal mortar]

Alright I can't play my ogryn if I destroy

[round mica]

i imagine it’ll be like the scene from the spongebob movie where king neptune loses his crown and shows off his bald head and it blinds everyone, and everyone goes BALD, BALD, BALD, BALD and the last guy MY EEEYYESSS!

[elder merlin]

Eat them

[formal mortar]

I might play the zealot so I can get penances on her

[ripe tangle]

He’s… not a skeleton, insinuating his status as a Cadaver; assuming his disposition as some sort of undead being, that’s blasphemous and for that, I should remove your head!

[formal mortar]

Melk called my zealot distracting, I think he likes her

[astral basin]

Did… the sister get smited?

[ripe tangle]

No.

[somber stream]

"Your presence is a welcome distraction"

[round mica]

he’s a whore because he told me the same thing

[formal mortar]

Omg

I can't believe he would cheat before cheating

[somber stream]

What would that make sister Prine?

[ripe tangle]

I do the smiting around here, it’s my duty.

[somber stream]

She said she like to touch me

[feral vessel]

head? what head? I HAVE A HEAD?

oooooh i didnt KNOW

[formal mortar]

Sister Prine is more like Herbert the Pervert

[ripe tangle]

A Sister Dialogus

[somber stream]

Repeatively ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[amber delta]

Sister Optimus Prine

[round mica]

guys

[feral vessel]

send her down to tertium

[round mica]

i heard we are getting the chem safe set

[thick coyote]

Prine out here touching people

[ripe tangle]

Wait, how… are you alive without a head?

[somber stream]

I'm not familiar with these, what are they?

[thick coyote]

Call her

Molestia Prine

[somber stream]

"May... may i touch you?"

At least she ask for consent

Not that i mind, either way

[feral vessel]

my beloved said so

[ripe tangle]

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Orders_Dialogous

Because I can’t be arsed to explain that right now.

it’s basically a Sororitas from a non-militant order who acts as a scribe

[somber stream]

Oh i know those

[feral vessel]

what. is that actual dialogue?

[somber stream]

🤓

[astral basin]

During the Great War, when the Emperor fought to unite us.
Psykers were once used with servoskulls.

[somber stream]

Yes

I'm irresistible like that

[feral vessel]

freak

[somber stream]

Guilty

[blazing hawk]

Yes

She is freaky like that

[feral vessel]

might just be touch deprived

[formal mortar]

Yeah she has that dialogue when you have a high amount of penances completed I believe

[blazing hawk]

Dude she's got herself

[somber stream]

She react differently depends on the character and traits

[ripe tangle]

surprisingly a lot of people don’t seem to realize the Adepta Sororitas has more roles than just being Militant Warriors, some Orders also act as Scribes and some as Hospitallers which are basically mobile field/space doctors, some Orders also recover and protect Holy Relics, and some protect pilgrims as their main mission, a lot of Sisters also guard exalted members of the Ecclisiarchy as bodyguards or they protect members of Imperial Nobility.

[blazing hawk]

Flesh is not that hard to touch

[blazing hawk]

She tells psykers to kys

[formal mortar]

She says it to my ogryn all the time tho

[feral vessel]

wait. i think i saw that on AO3 once

[formal mortar]

Actually the only character she hasn't said it to is my zealot

[astral basin]

Blood Ravens x sororitas joint op when?

[somber stream]

Iirc, they also seduce noble to gain footing and spread their order's influence

Some even marry the local lord

[formal mortar]

And some play banjos

[blazing hawk]

Oregan trail in warhammer

[winged swift]

Them sororitas would be all over the ogryn pingas if they came to the mourningstar😂

[astral basin]

@whole glade banjos mentioned

[somber stream]

Based

[ripe tangle]

anyway, when I say Sororitas are more like Medieval Knight Orders than the Astartes, I very much meant it.

[formal mortar]

Astartes are more like a boys clubhouse

[somber stream]

Say it with me

[winged swift]

iTd be so fun to play as tho

[somber stream]

No...?

[ripe tangle]

Sororitas are basically Medieval Knights who’re all women…

[blissful kiln]

NO GIRLS ALLOWED

[astral basin]

But madam Lucia, isnt the order of the Rose one of the most militant orders out there?

[feral vessel]

IM NOT GAY I JUST HATE ALIENS

[somber stream]

Good good good

[ripe tangle]

The Bloody Rose is a Militant Order.

[somber stream]

Now let's talk about per capita

[blazing hawk]

Teto in darktide?

[astral basin]

Bloody rose. Right.

[winged swift]

power armor, jet packs and dual handflamers 😮

[ripe tangle]

Militant Orders fight on Crusades, they seek war against evil.

there’s also an Order of the Sacred Rose

[blazing hawk]

Play space marine 2?

Also isn't there the sororitas vr game

[astral basin]

Sm2 dont have hand flamers

Yet

[blazing hawk]

Yet

[astral basin]

We got other flamers tho

[feral vessel]

yes there is

[blazing hawk]

Play that then

[ripe tangle]

Bloody Rose’s motif is melee combat.

Sacred Rose’s motif is singing hymns and performing miracles through sheer aura farming.

[winged swift]

its too overpriced and im poor atm

[ripe tangle]

Bloody Rose wears red, Sacred Rose wears white.

they’re very different

[elder merlin]

[blazing hawk]

Dude it's literally 55% off

[winged swift]

i dont even own dt i just play it off gpass essential

[thick fog]

game too sloppy even half the price smh

[somber stream]

I don't like Space marines very much

[blazing hawk]

Have you tried investing in Kasrkin?

[rocky radish]

Same. it's hard not to compare it to darktide. DT is so much more enjoyable

[astral basin]

White rose is the kind of SoB i expect to get

[winged swift]

sloppier than dt you'd say? because i find dt pretty slooppy (on xbox)

[somber stream]

Yes, but also SM in general tbh

[ripe tangle]

I don’t dislike Space Marines, but I do consider them the most boring of all Imperium factions, they’re like… too superhuman and perfect, comparing them to anyone else is like comparing Superman to Batman, Batman is just cooler and more interesting with actual human flaws and stuff.

[gaunt palm]

I feel like space marine 2 wanted to be a slasher and a horde shooter at the same time

[somber stream]

Meanwhile the chad IG, with nothing but some flashlight and the indomitable spirit:

[rocky radish]

I'm also ass at SM2 because my instinct is to play it like DT. That does not work at all

[thick fog]

One game is just made for aura farm and the other is an actual fun and intense melee combat game

[ripe tangle]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SYx9NiYT-WI&pp=ygUueW91IGNhbiBjcnVzaCBtZSBidXQgeW91IGNhbid0IGNydXNoIG15IHNwaXJpdA%3D%3D

[thick fog]

Guess which is the aura farm

[astral basin]

Space marine game
But. Yeah. As a faction they suck. Bc theyre the special forces. But they are ALL the special forces. All at once. Magnified even more. I just like the individuality of them over anything else

[winged swift]

this is why we need sisters in dt😮, they have equipment similar to marines but they're not op superhuman on top of that. Would have been way cooler than the damn arbites we got

[somber stream]

Sisters will come to Darktide

Mark my words

[wicked sentinel]

My dog is hungry

[ripe tangle]

Skitarii

needs to be a future class

[somber stream]

I'm sure they will

Dev said they had 2 classes cooked up along side Arbiter

[astral basin]

We have potential sister implementation for zealot, bc zealot is such a broad background compared to the rest
Not as specific orders, but exiled and some such

[somber stream]

And something about Gene stealers

[rocky radish]

Space marine: 20 minutes of waffling on about some drama

Psyker: "I'm going to kill everyone!"

DT's characters are so much better

[wicked sentinel]

Grey knights

[somber stream]

It's funny how Space Kings represent this so well

[feral vessel]

i require my white haired skitarii twinks

[somber stream]

"Terry's high command said he's allowed to"

[little marten]

🙏

Blessed Thursday on all

[winged swift]

ooh and sororitas signature weapon could be meltaguuuun

[somber stream]

Blessed be

[winged swift]

and heavy flamer

[astral basin]

Introducing sister with a hand flamer would go harder

[little marten]

Hey lich buddy I had a thought and not sure if I did but wanted to reiterate

[astral basin]

“Repentia unit, reporting.”

[somber stream]

I'm all ears

Or well, eyes

[little marten]

Big well done on the 3 months no 💨 no matter what happens be proud of urself and I am proud of u 2

[feral vessel]

repentias wouldnt be that out of place to be fiar

[winged swift]

also ratlings and maybe the assassins

[feral vessel]

YES

I want ratlings in DT

assasins feel too powerful for the context of the game though.

[winged swift]

we got no decent snipes

[somber stream]

Thanks buddy, i hope you'll soon recover from the current thing and get back on track again

Going to sleep early is a very good start!

[astral basin]

We have “assassins”
Zealot gets a fkn shroudfield
And did you not see the voidfarer armor?

[little marten]

Yeah I slept 1am to 10am last night

Or 9:55 as it is now

[manic rivet]

When will the shop refresh?

[wicked sentinel]

They are talking about enemies from vermontide

[somber stream]

1am is better than 6am

[ripe tangle]

it’s almost 4am here

[manic rivet]

It’s 7pm rn where I am lmao

[somber stream]

7PM?

[manic rivet]

Australia mate

[somber stream]

Ah! Straylia

[little marten]

Night owlll

What time do you wake up sister on average

[manic rivet]

Morning bird atp

[somber stream]

Propa, plenty of your folk here lad

[wicked sentinel]

Same

[manic rivet]

I’m not actually Australian. Just here to get a degree 🥀

I’m a poser 😔

[ripe tangle]

I go to sleep around 6 or 7 am and wake up around 2 or 3 pm

[somber stream]

Oh no 😥

[astral basin]

40k ratlings are elite snipers. If Samwise Gamgee was to hold a las rifle and to give frodo long range cover.
The ordos assassinarium is something… a bit broad as well tho

[somber stream]

It's quite alright though, we move around

[manic rivet]

You good bro?

[ripe tangle]

yaknow what’s funny though, when I was in Europe, I was awake at “normal” times

[little marten]

That’s not a bad schedule given you night work

[ripe tangle]

then I come back to the states and go straight back to being nocturnal

[astral basin]

Miss Scream suffering prolonged jet lag

[wicked sentinel]

They were talking about the assassin rats and the ratlings were the rats with gatlingguns

[ripe tangle]

Exactly, thank you for understanding

[manic rivet]

I used to wake up at 6AM every morning back home. Here in Aus I’m lucky if I’m up by 8

[somber stream]

Did you had issue adjusting to the time difference

[ripe tangle]

Not really

it took me like a day

[somber stream]

I fear i might spend the entire first day sleeping when i visit America

[little marten]

Do u take vitamin d supplements in winter?

That’s the sun one right 🤷‍♀️

[astral basin]

Time is a social construct. Stay awake 36 hours, crash, and do whatever’s natural from there.

[somber stream]

I haven't take any vitamin supplement ever since grade school

[elder merlin]

PLEASE BE A BEASTMAN

[blazing hawk]

No fuck you

[somber stream]

Plenty to be have with food

[blazing hawk]

WAITER

[round mica]

HAHAHHA BRO I FUCKING CALLED IT

[blazing hawk]

GET ME

[little marten]

I once had a chat with a former mathematics professor at a garden party and he told me time wasn’t real

[round mica]

CHEM SAFE SET

[blazing hawk]

A VETERAN CLONE

[round mica]

FUCK YOU

[somber stream]

Wait what

[astral basin]

Cant wait for the flood of twinkarii

[somber stream]

WHAT

[ripe tangle]

Where in the US would you go?

I’m curious to know

[elder merlin]

No Savlar Chemdogs?

[round mica]

I AM THE ONE WHO FUCKING KNOCKS

[blazing hawk]

Dude didn't we have a salvar chemdog set

[elder merlin]

Why the fuck would you visit america?

[somber stream]

#darktide-driptide message

nEW DRIP

[astral basin]

Alots happening.

[blazing hawk]

Actually no we did have one I saw it when I got the fucking game

[round mica]

we also have the black krieg set

LETS GOOOO

[blazing hawk]

Krieg sucks

Return to cadia

[elder merlin]

Fatshark hates us

[astral basin]

YO CONFESSOR ARMOR N GOATED KRIEGS

[somber stream]

New Orleans, Texas, Vegas

[blazing hawk]

Yeah having whiny bitches keep moaning in your ear asking for more shit after you gave em stuff is pretty fucking annoying

[astral basin]

Oh god new orleans?

[round mica]

New Orleans is 100% worth it

not biased though

[ripe tangle]

You realize Vegas is far from those other two right?

[somber stream]

Yeah not sure about Vegas yet

[little marten]

Vampires live in New Orleans

[ripe tangle]

but yeah New Orleans is a great city to visit

[somber stream]

But the first 2 is 100%

[blazing hawk]

"Oohhh we want skitarii we want ratlings we want beastmen" right after arbites

Actually spoiled mfs imma ngl

[formal mortar]

Just experienced a damage to chat mod, don't like it. I had the highest damage but there is more to this game than just the damage

[little marten]

Same reason I won’t visit rural France I don’t wanna get eaten

[somber stream]

I thought it was Voodoo lords

[blazing hawk]

Dude why are you visiting france

[little marten]

Them too

[little marten]

I’m not 🙏

[blazing hawk]

You have fucked up severely visiting france

[round mica]

i may have just spent 70 bucks to get the krieg sets for all the classes

[somber stream]

Southern France is nice

The countryside, lovely

[astral basin]

We been discussing skitarii as a potential dlc class for a HOT minute tbf

[round mica]

and also other stuff

[little marten]

I’m going to Tunisia in December tho

And Istanbul in feb

[ripe tangle]

Licht; if you want an idea about how far New Orleans is to Las Vegas, it’s the same Distance as Frankfurt Germany to Granada Spain.

[blazing hawk]

I will not be going to france I don't want to be molested by frenchmen

[astral basin]

Hd2 major patch as well

[elder merlin]

[manic rivet]

Reasonable

[somber stream]

Not bad if public transport is reliable

[elder merlin]

I would just like a cosmetic catalogue, not this rotation shit

[ripe tangle]

you’re going to the US….

[blazing hawk]

Slopdivers 2 ngl they killed my favourite torcher loadout on bots

[somber stream]

I have 2 weeks for America

[blazing hawk]

Go disneyworld

I did

[somber stream]

I'm sure it will work out just fine
:Clueless:

[blazing hawk]

It was very enjoyable

[elder merlin]

@blazing hawk

[astral basin]

Y’know what that sounds like? Too damn bad. You keep shootin

[somber stream]

I might

[blazing hawk]

Don't go to fucking new York there is NOTHING to do in NEW YORK

[somber stream]

Is there a Disney World in Texas

[blazing hawk]

No

[ripe tangle]

You need to dedicate like 3-6 days of travelling if you’re going by car

[civic otter]

Does this mean that it'll be a while till we see blue krieg set? Or will it be in december like usual

[blazing hawk]

But there is a Warhammer Cafe in texas!

[elder merlin]

Lol what

[somber stream]

I have busses in mind

[ripe tangle]

No, but Texas has two Six Flags parks

[elder merlin]

Why Texas of all places?

[blazing hawk]

Idk

[somber stream]

BBQ, cowboy, yeehaw

[ripe tangle]

It still takes you 3-6 days

[blazing hawk]

Why does JAPAN get a warhammer cafe huh

They don't even like warhammer

[astral basin]

Good. Fucking. Luck.

[ripe tangle]

the only way to make that shorter is another plane trip Licht

[somber stream]

Oh no

[elder merlin]

The only thing texas has going for it is the bbq

[delicate vapor]

oi

[little marten]

Licht don’t take buses!!!

[blazing hawk]

Wait are you singaporean or smth

[little marten]

You’ll get murdered by a drifter

[blazing hawk]

American busses suck balls

[somber stream]

Maybe?

[blazing hawk]

Dude im singaporean

American busses suck balls

Take my word on it

[elder merlin]

Yup

[somber stream]

I see

[blazing hawk]

If you want public transport stick to us

[somber stream]

they don't look so bad in the movies

[little marten]

The safest way is to hitchhike

[ripe tangle]

😐

[elder merlin]

American infrastructure and our public transporation services are actually shit

[somber stream]

:Clueless:

[blazing hawk]

That is because you don't see like a bunch of hobos or a failing bus system in it

[ripe tangle]

Licht

[elder merlin]

Do not rely on buses to get you places on time, @somber stream

[blazing hawk]

Also you need to pull a STRING for the driver

[formal mortar]

Bus system where I am is pretty good

[blazing hawk]

Not press a button

[elder merlin]

Either drive yourself, walk or take a taxi

[ripe tangle]

traveling from New Orleans to Texas is a whole day trip if you’re going by road

[astral basin]

Public transport is a full on joke
American Transport is meant for goods rather than people
Your best bet is to pick a place for 3-5 days, go back home, do it again another time.

[blazing hawk]

You gotta yank a rope to make the bell ring

[somber stream]

✍️

[mighty thorn]

Are mods borked rn? I'm crashing on startup if I have them enabled. I just updated all the mods that had updates

[ripe tangle]

New Orleans to the Sabine River that borders Texas and Louisiana is a four hour trip.

[little marten]

It’s America dude u can’t enter the county unless you own a mustang

[ripe tangle]

I’m telling you right now

[blazing hawk]

Dude it's like the world's longest flight from where Lich lives

[vivid sequoia]

Hello

[blazing hawk]

Singapore to Newark is like one of the world's longest flights

Like 18 fucking hours?

[formal mortar]

You're complaining about having to move a completely accessible little wire 1/8th of an inch as opposed to pushing a button?

[elder merlin]

Dont visit america, @somber stream. Just stay where you are, it isnt worth it to come here

[astral basin]

True.

[somber stream]

New Orleans to Texas isn't an issue for me, i don't mind

[blazing hawk]

Primitive people

[formal mortar]

lmao

[somber stream]

It's where after that i haven't plan yet lol

[little marten]

London to Agartha 36 hours give or take weather at the ice wall

[somber stream]

I've heard as much

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

But i've also heard the opposite

[ripe tangle]

I’m just saying, keep in mind Texas is geographically about three times larger by landmass than Germany.

[elder merlin]

Our people are backwards savages

[little marten]

Explains you

[blazing hawk]

36 hours for you but it's instant for me Yakub has given me a gate to agartha

[formal mortar]

I don't know much about busses in other states/cities, but I know the ones where I am are nice to ride on

[somber stream]

Nonsense, look at you lovely bunch

[elder merlin]

Listen, im not gonna take that from someone like you lol

[formal mortar]

And they actually pay our bus drivers $28/hour to start here too

[little marten]

Tehe 🤭

[elder merlin]

[robust prawn]

where would one discuss darktide mods

[elder merlin]

Lil shit

[somber stream]

Also i'm half asian so people would just leave me alone, i reckon

[robust prawn]

or is that a nono

[ripe tangle]

oh no

[blazing hawk]

I'm full Asian and people left me alone

[ripe tangle]

oh no

[astral basin]

How sweet. He called us miserable, decrepit folk “lovely”

[little marten]

You’ll get recruited by the American triads

[blazing hawk]

Just speak English.

[somber stream]

Good god what now

[sleek harness]

Explains you

[elder merlin]

Where are you?

[robust prawn]

jesus what did I stroll in on

[blazing hawk]

Don't speak Chinese. Speak their primitive language.

[elder merlin]

Go back to bed

[ripe tangle]

I fon’t want to say what I want to say Licht

[ripe tangle]

but I uhhhh

[blazing hawk]

If you are BROWN in the slightest you will be run down by the local racists

[elder merlin]

Dont goto america

[formal mortar]

I'm on the border of iowa/illinois

[blazing hawk]

Chinese people are off the shitlist for now.

[somber stream]

Isn't yellow the new white over there

[ripe tangle]

as someone who lives in Texas I need to tell you somethinf Licht

[somber stream]

Or so i've heard

[astral basin]

West coast? Yes

[somber stream]

Go right ahead Lucia

[ripe tangle]

it’s important but idk if I can say ut here

it’s controversial

[somber stream]

I'm sure it's fine

I'm sure it's fine

[ripe tangle]

I’m telling you it’s not

not in public

[somber stream]

Fine, DM me

Oh look, HD2 balance note

[amber delta]

attention, helldivers patch just dropped, this is once again a HD2 general chat for the forseeable future

[little marten]

The suspense

[blazing hawk]

Lich is probablt Chinese they'll be fine i think

[little marten]

Is it something about the place being racist lol

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/saints-row-deep-silver-volition-the-boss-saints-gif-26633859

[blazing hawk]

I was in florida, washington, buffalo and new York

And I didn't get fucking lynched

[formal mortar]

Did they remove gameguard?

[astral basin]

Now aquila

[blazing hawk]

No

[formal mortar]

Then I'm not gonna bother

[astral basin]

We promise we being civil here

[little marten]

Get me on the world stage

I can fix racism

[blazing hawk]

Aquila I am advising a fellow countryman in visiting the politically turmoiled usa

[blazing hawk]

Bro is not hatsune miku

[formal mortar]

Balance patch is nice but if gameguard can still mess with my pc parts I've got other things to play

[astral basin]

Im curious tho

[little marten]

David Guetta tried it and failed

I am not David Guetta

[blazing hawk]

Because he isn't hatsune miku

[elder merlin]

Dont come to america

[robust prawn]

yea you said that already

[somber stream]

Okay it was definitely something that can't be said in public lol

[blazing hawk]

Rn the #1 to do in America is lrave

[amber delta]

how would you tackle fixing racism

[blazing hawk]

The #2 thing is to try Cracker Barrel

[elder merlin]

Did i? I couldnt find the message

[blazing hawk]

Because cracker barrel was GOOD

[robust prawn]

mf its your message right here

[astral basin]

Its not that america is hot shit
But
Its hot shit here

[robust prawn]

jesus

[little marten]

Spooky indeed

[blazing hawk]

Racism be damned these fuckers can work a kitchen

[astral basin]

CRACKER BARREL

Now TAHT

[blazing hawk]

Oh and try raising canes

[astral basin]

Is a suggestion

[blazing hawk]

Seriouslt

It's good shit

[little marten]

Letssss goooooo

[astral basin]

Never had raising caines
But Cracker Barrel is on the list for southern cuisine experiences

[blazing hawk]

If it's one thing the Americans and I have in common is that we aren't familiar with the term bad taste

[astral basin]

Lies

[blazing hawk]

In terms of food

Also

Try poutine

Poutine is great shit

Like actually the peak of fries