#general-chat

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little marten
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Yeah

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Must be the picture

fossil holly
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am i someone else i shouldnt be?

little marten
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You are exactly who you are and not who you are not

fossil holly
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makes sense

rocky moat
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i am who i am not and i am not exactly who i am

fossil holly
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from my emperors gift from my first auric match, i got another heavy eviscerator

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it must be a sign

somber stream
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Me? I know who i am

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I'm a dude

astral basin
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I know what i am at least, if not the who

blazing ibex
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Rene Descartes save us

little marten
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I am Nurgle Gamer, something of an inspiring presence around here, folks generally give me money on PayPal and if you want you can do the same

somber stream
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Link it

rocky moat
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i am an ever-changing concept like that of smoke

little marten
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Ok my bluff has been called I don’t have a PayPal

fossil holly
little marten
astral basin
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NG. I will give you a winter hose washing

rocky moat
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i8 am also only ever what i am not

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do with this information what you will

little marten
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But the hoes 🤗

fossil holly
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so i was told not to do the HIST auric mission

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i did it

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its pain

astral basin
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FUCK

fossil holly
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so scary

ocean widget
fossil holly
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there us

blazing ibex
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Did you win

fossil holly
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yea

ocean widget
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Wheyyyy

blazing ibex
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See. You're fine.

fossil holly
astral basin
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NG. Up until hours ago i had wiped that memory clean
Just for you to reinsert that trash music back into my head

fossil holly
little marten
fossil holly
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or however that goes

astral basin
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I cant read the word hoes rn. Im livid

little marten
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It’s actually a great song but I forgot how crass it was

ocean widget
fossil holly
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good enough

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i gave you the discount one

little marten
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You’ll be craving HIST soon enough

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Anything less will be boring

somber stream
ocean widget
little marten
fossil holly
ocean widget
little marten
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I used to know most of the lyrics

somber stream
little marten
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I was a Cardi B fan for a short beautiful while

somber stream
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wow

fossil holly
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not me

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i just hope

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pray and hope

somber stream
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Hope is cute

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But plans get you there (most of the time Sometimes)

fossil holly
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so do i need to talk (gross) to real people to do havoc missions?

little marten
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Lich is a truly a comissar

blazing ibex
vestal mantle
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Yea... Lich even has shiny metal hat

fossil holly
somber stream
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It's a helmet

vestal mantle
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Hat

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It even has a strap

somber stream
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I made a halloween version, but too shy to update (it's kinda ass)

blazing ibex
little marten
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You should!

somber stream
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Later today, maybe

fossil holly
little marten
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Halloween 2025 will never come again

somber stream
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REAL

fossil holly
little marten
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Even I have adopted a new spooky persona

somber stream
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I've notice

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Very onbrand

little marten
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I hate it tbh but I look forward to your upload!

astral basin
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Been hoping. Expected nothing.
Eventually forgot there was supposed to be hope.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

somber stream
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Once you're up after a 6 hours sleep maybe

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It's uhhhhhh 5

little marten
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Yeah my sleeping pattern has been messed up lately I keep missing the mid morning antics

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Going to fix it this week

blazing ibex
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Clearance 16

somber stream
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"I can fix me"

blazing ibex
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Not everyone will let you in because they're trying to rank up

fossil holly
blazing ibex
fossil holly
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i only ever see like 2 havoc assignments

blazing ibex
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If you're applying to a high number, you're probably gonna get declined

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It goes up to like 40

fossil holly
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the two i see are always like 30-40

somber stream
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You need to pimp your portfolio, Gold rim and title

blazing ibex
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Yep.

fossil holly
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oh so i actually have to play with people from here to get a squad

little marten
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Lament not the fallen leaves, ever freed from the limbs bleak coil.

blazing ibex
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Just gotta host your own or hope one around your rank pops up.

fossil holly
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makes sense, make my own and pray

somber stream
blazing ibex
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Or you find 40s who will just let anyone in because the host can just kinda fuck around since they can't demote normally

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But, for how hilarious a rank 40 being your first assignment would be

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I would not recommend lmao

little marten
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That’s my plan

fossil holly
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i guess ill try to join a vc here and talk to people and play some matchs with communication

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or ill chicken out and keep solo queuing

little marten
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Have you got A.S.S yet?

fossil holly
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assosiation of secret sex?

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no

somber stream
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A shame

little marten
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Is that something I should be googling?

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Because I’m tempted

fossil holly
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idk

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its something i made up

somber stream
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Sound sick, yeah

fossil holly
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but in all reality

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no

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i dont have the A.S.S

little marten
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Get that first

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Then we shall do havoc together

fossil holly
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what is the a.s.s

little marten
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Auric storm survivor

somber stream
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Auric Storm Survivor

fossil holly
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ohhhhh

little marten
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Jinx hehe

fossil holly
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isnt that like 40 succesful auric games

somber stream
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Your golden ticket to high Havoc squads

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hehe

little marten
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5

fossil holly
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only 5?

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i can prob get that tonight lol

little marten
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Auric maelstroms

somber stream
fossil holly
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oh

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oh

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oh

fossil holly
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oh my

somber stream
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oh

fossil holly
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thats

little marten
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😨

fossil holly
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thats smth i prob need a full squad of people for lol

somber stream
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Usually, yeah

arctic escarp
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I do that with randoms

little marten
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Just a lot of skill and a slither of luck

somber stream
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Or it will come to you randomly in the future

arctic escarp
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I got true survivor with randoms too...

little marten
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Maybe you should randomly carrying me through it too? 👉👈

arctic escarp
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sry babe Im retired 🥀

somber stream
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Didn't you already have ass

little marten
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I got ass but not ts

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I’ve never done havoc it gave me flashbacks of hosting pug raids in WoW

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I’m not the fearless commander I once was

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Nor ever was

somber stream
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Remember who you are

fossil holly
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wait IM SO STUPID

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IM SORRY

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what is a maelstrom mission

blazing ibex
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oh god

fossil holly
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like where do i do that

little marten
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I am.. a Wolf… pretending to be a man

blazing ibex
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so you don't even got a

little marten
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Arrooooo

fossil holly
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i screwed up i got confused lmao

blazing ibex
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yeah you gotta do one of those at least

somber stream
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Yeah he's not ready for Havoc yet

blazing ibex
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you probably can't even play in a lobby rn like at all

little marten
fossil holly
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oopsie

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my bad

little marten
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Climb friend.

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Climb.

fossil holly
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so i thought maelstrom was just another word for normal mission

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how would i do maelstrom?

little marten
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Click it

blazing ibex
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you go on mission board

somber stream
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You look on the mission screen

blazing ibex
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you find mission with "Maelstrom" on top

thorn wedge
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I had a person who mixed up heresy with malice

blazing ibex
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there you go

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you have now found, auric maelstrom

thorn wedge
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He was just out of doing ...uhh

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Whatever the stage 2 missions are

blazing ibex
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Have fun

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One currently available is a fun one too

somber stream
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No pressure

fossil holly
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oh maelstrom looks

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even worse

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even scarier

little marten
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Mainly melee scab modifier 😼

thorn wedge
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And was on his third "malice" (hi intes shocktroop heresy)

fossil holly
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i think i might cry

somber stream
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Take your time

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Get used to lower first

thorn wedge
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And the AI director smelled weakness

little marten
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Actually if you get burgle silo cluster you might get clapped before getting down the first stairs

thorn wedge
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I felt so bad for the fellow

blazing ibex
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such a good, well balanced, fair map

little marten
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Yeah I love that map

somber stream
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Clandestine Gloriana with lights out and three thousand pox bursters

fossil holly
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so am i going to sell if i do maelstrom?

arctic escarp
thorn wedge
blazing ibex
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You're gonna have a wonderful time

thorn wedge
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Darktide fun scales linearly with how fucked you are at a given moment

little marten
fossil holly
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ok i guess ill go try it :((. ill get back to you guys later

whole glade
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should i make a vampire deck or a undead build?

somber stream
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Which game?

whole glade
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mtg

somber stream
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Metal gear ?

thorn wedge
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Darktide, where winning is fun and losing is often hilarious

whole glade
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metal the gears

little marten
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Mister Toe Goblin

whole glade
somber stream
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It's on the horizon

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I can hear her

whole glade
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NO

little marten
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Wow that randomly reminded me I don’t know if I’ve ever dropped this pieces of ng lore

whole glade
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NOT HER

little marten
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But I have a sister

somber stream
little marten
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I don’t talk about her much because I’m not a fan

somber stream
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One of them is a popo

little marten
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Damnnn

somber stream
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I made art of her

little marten
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That’s cute

violet knot
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went through a maelstrom with a zealot that had 4 wounds and was running stealth with the relic sword

somber stream
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Yeah so she can woo a guy

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Smh

little marten
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I love my sister but I don’t like her

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I wish things were different

somber stream
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I understand your stance

violet knot
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and that zealot, obviously new, still somehow managed to not only hold his own during the whole thing but actually clutched it at one point

little marten
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But I send my love and prayers to your siblings

somber stream
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I'm not in the best of term with my relatives neither

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But hey, it's not like you're stuck with them daily or anything lol. I know some in that exact position

little marten
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Yeah that’s true

thorn wedge
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I feel like I've seen a lot more stelic sword zealots

little marten
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I lived with them for 2 years while I saved for the house and thought it would be nice to spend time with them as an adult and not a teenager

astral basin
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Eldritch fetus
The answer
Is you dont
And sell your cards
@whole glade

little marten
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How wrong I was

somber stream
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lol

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Me with the elder one

whole glade
astral basin
whole glade
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but i like the fancy "go fuck yourself peasent" types too

somber stream
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The not sexy type?

fossil holly
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OMG

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ITS SO BAD

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IM DEAD

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AND

little marten
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Bro got clapped

fossil holly
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THERES LIKE 5 MINIBOSSES

little marten
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What was the modifier and map?

fossil holly
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AND ITS SO TERRIFYING\

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OK GOTTA GO

whole glade
thorn wedge
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He's having fun

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Let him be

whole glade
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but not like Twilight

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fuck them

somber stream
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Alucard is not rat like wtf

little marten
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Team Edward tbh

whole glade
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fuckass

thorn wedge
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...

astral basin
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Lol now do it on elite holiday @fossil holly
Bonus barrels and 15 poxbursters

thorn wedge
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Why are vampires sexy?

somber stream
thorn wedge
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What makes them sexy?

whole glade
somber stream
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Rich, mysterious, adventurous

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Women love that shit

little marten
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Soulless 💀

thorn wedge
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Nonono I get it

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But like

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Why?

whole glade
whole glade
thorn wedge
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What makes them sexy

somber stream
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Yeah that too

little marten
whole glade
thorn wedge
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Is it because they're a predator, stronger than humans but they still seduce and trick them?

orchid skiff
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Yes

astral basin
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What was the set that had Dhrana and the red tat tribe vamps?
Eldrazi?

little marten
orchid skiff
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Same as werewolves

thorn wedge
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Is it because blood drinking is weirdly vital ?

orchid skiff
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And biting is sensual

little marten
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I mean cars drink blood to drive

thorn wedge
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Is it because they're pretty and uncanny?

somber stream
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Do they really

astral basin
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Vamps are sexy bc illusion/glamour
they are still sunk cheek undead

fossil holly
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we all died

thorn wedge
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Is it because vampire characters as a rule are usually supremely confident?

fossil holly
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it went so bad

somber stream
orchid skiff
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Wtf are those questions

fossil holly
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there was so many puppies

orchid skiff
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Are you masturbating right now

swift prawn
orchid skiff
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Hands above the table

thorn wedge
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I wanna know why vampires are sexy

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Errr

swift prawn
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Any info on ANYTHING?

thorn wedge
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Why people see them as sexy

orchid skiff
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Sir put your hands up slowly

little marten
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Danger
Safety
Power
Control
Authority
Us against the world

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I’m just describing me

somber stream
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Stranger danger

little marten
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That’s a better summary

somber stream
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Oh no

whole glade
orchid skiff
astral basin
little marten
languid hazel
somber stream
thorn wedge
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Are the undead sexy?

somber stream
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Also do they really? Some vampire got turned against their will

thorn wedge
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Like ghosts and liches and such monsters?

somber stream
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Long as their hygiene is in place, all good on my end

orchid skiff
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People simp for sadako she a ghost innit

thorn wedge
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True

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I feel like the vampire thing ghosts are just

little marten
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If she got a dump truck Pixar mom ass does it matter if she undead?

thorn wedge
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Assumed to be baseline sexy

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But I'm not as certain

somber stream
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Hot is hot

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Simple as

scenic cobalt
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just stopped in and im already loving this chat lmfao

orchid skiff
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Give it enough boobs and most don't care if she even has a soul

little marten
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Fans of the undead stay tuned for my story release end of this month

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Only $19.99

thorn wedge
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Right but like

little marten
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And I’ll e-sign it

thorn wedge
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why

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What is the essence of a sexy ghost

orchid skiff
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I'm tight on money this month I signed up to too many OFs

thorn wedge
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What makes it sexy?

scenic cobalt
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dude people are into literally anything why not?

little marten
thorn wedge
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Yeah but I wanna know what they latch on to

orchid skiff
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Fear

little marten
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It’s as simple as wanting to press the big red button you’re not supposed to touch

fossil holly
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im back and im composed to try the mission again (im going to die :()

orchid skiff
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People want to fuck what they fear

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It's not complicated

astral basin
little marten
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My wrath?

thorn wedge
somber stream
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Foreign exotica

orchid skiff
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You don't gotta ask the same question ever so slightly reworded

thorn wedge
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I'm not getting the question out quite how I want

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Uh

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Like my vampire thing

orchid skiff
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I don't think the answer will change

little marten
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You want to live inside the skin of someone who LIKES vampires

arctic escarp
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absolutely

thorn wedge
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If you got a vampire fucker and strapped them to a chair and gave them like

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A mid 70s CIA truth drug

astral basin
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Embrace the dead
Let the night mothers crispy toes scratch the back of your leg

arctic escarp
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i would offer my neck for them vampires man

thorn wedge
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And had them ramble about what they think is sexy in a vampie

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What would they ramble about?

orchid skiff
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Then you'd get all the reasons we already gave you

scenic cobalt
vestal mantle
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Omg yes

thorn wedge
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I guess

vestal mantle
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The chaotic good barbarian finished his bingo

little marten
thorn wedge
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A overarching because it's scary wasn't really

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The granularity I was going for, but it's not wrong

orchid skiff
arctic escarp
little marten
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Blade was such a good movie with the blood rave at the start that shit was wild when I first saw it as a kid

orchid skiff
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I think I'd give you a test nibble

somber stream
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Strange current of event, i happened to ran into some vampire in Skyrim yesterday

little marten
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Probably one of the scariest things I’d ever seen

arctic escarp
somber stream
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Mine first exposure to horror movies was this one ancient zombie

arctic escarp
orchid skiff
arctic escarp
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ay you know whats up

astral basin
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Vampirism is
Immortality through undeath, but to remain full of vigor you must steal it from others
That last caveat is. A deal breaker. 9/10 its not “we are meant to be”
You are a blood bank. A cow. Exploitation to continue existing

somber stream
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They walk real slow but the concept of living undead was enough to keep me awake all night

little marten
thorn wedge
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Uncanny valley

little marten
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Love the concept my favourite ‘monster’

orchid skiff
arctic escarp
astral basin
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I count 2 beef patties

little marten
orchid skiff
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In that case do kinky vampires use that cow pattern lingerie stuff

astral basin
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Im disgusted with the end result of their existence

orchid skiff
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That would make sense

little marten
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Based

somber stream
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Actually wait, think i've read about that somewhere before

arctic escarp
little marten
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I could pierce a vampire heart with just a smile

somber stream
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Blood surrogate, now comes in strawberry flavour!

orchid skiff
little marten
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Actually I’m often scolded because I cannot smile

astral basin
somber stream
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There's a movie for that

thorn wedge
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"honey, it's time to drain the blood animal"

somber stream
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I can't recall the title, it's UK

little marten
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Bro I’m not donating blood to vampires while they sit in their castles order Uber eats plating video games and jorking it

somber stream
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Dawnbreaker?

little marten
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They can get a job or get fucked

orchid skiff
astral basin
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Lmao

somber stream
little marten
thorn wedge
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I wanna see a vampire movie but it's like

little marten
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Stakeland

arctic escarp
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aaah yea modern vampires and how they adapt to technology would be an interesting worldbuilding exercise

orchid skiff
rocky radish
thorn wedge
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Southern small town hang-out-at-a-gas-station-at-1am redneck types

arctic escarp
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like how human-vampire couples deal with the metaphysical barriers vampires have..

orchid skiff
little marten
thorn wedge
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I wanna see fentanyl meth vampires

arctic escarp
orchid skiff
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It takes a lot of effort to show emotions

somber stream
rocky radish
little marten
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Daybreakers is a pretty good movie

orchid skiff
vestal mantle
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Think the best vampire movie is 30 days of night

little marten
little marten
somber stream
rocky radish
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If vampires can’t process regular food, does that mean if i was a vampire i wouldn’t be able to take my adhd meds?

somber stream
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I would too if it wasn't a taboo in Europe lol

little marten
orchid skiff
elder merlin
little marten
vestal mantle
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Today was good day... No darktiding but I did missions 1-6 on mgsv and got S on almost all of them

little marten
somber stream
astral basin
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It took direct physical contact for me to catch covid in a single wide trailer of 3 other sick people
And even then the symptoms didnt show up for two weeks

little marten
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I did some essential work during covid and had to travel through London and it was like 28 days later

vestal mantle
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I think the hard part is what you do when you are in the base, not actually getting in there

arctic escarp
astral basin
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It was a strong burn that lasted about 5 days.

orchid skiff
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I got covid when the manager came into the changing room after a weekend bbqing with his friends
Cunt

rocky radish
vestal mantle
arctic escarp
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Im average weight I think I need to do some diet to get rid of my belly fat

somber stream
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A neighbor died during lock down in my old apartment, police told everyone to stay inside while they remove the body

arctic escarp
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but food taste too good man 😩

vestal mantle
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They think imma break the rules because they are a walking billboard

orchid skiff
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And fat to be less cold

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But this is a pipe dream

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Stomach too smol

rocky radish
somber stream
astral basin
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COVID shutdown did not change my life in any fashion

little marten
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I got dad bod

somber stream
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Oh no

arctic escarp
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I havent been to the gym in over a year..

little marten
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But like 6 chest hairs it really makes me sad

somber stream
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Start jogging

little marten
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Someone once asked me if I shaved my chest

orchid skiff
astral basin
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Man built like a beast of nurgle fr fr

little marten
rocky radish
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I was underweight, then muscular, then very overweight. I think I’ve been every body type

orchid skiff
arctic escarp
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Ive been lazying on jogs too 😛

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like my day is consumed mostly by me drawing shit

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and I forget to do other things lol

little marten
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Show us

orchid skiff
arctic escarp
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dont make me...

little marten
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You’re just like Jonah hill in Superbad

arctic escarp
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I promise myself Im gonna finish that one

somber stream
arctic escarp
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because my last WIP I never bothered finishing past lineart 😛

little marten
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Oh nice

vestal mantle
little marten
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I like the style

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Very clean

arctic escarp
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thx

orchid skiff
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So weird I went there and instantly saw your post

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Maybe we are linked

arctic escarp
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we're both brownium so..

somber stream
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Nice, do expand on it

orchid skiff
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Trve

little marten
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Man u guys are so blessed with drawing talent

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I well with pride

arctic escarp
astral basin
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Well

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Well?

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Hes a deep pit of pride. Has to reach into the bottom to find it

arctic escarp
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ya boy aint got no talent, but just being relentless in learning kekw

rocky radish
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Who needs artistic talent, when you can be a professional AI prompt writer?

(Disclaimer: this is a joke. Please don’t beat me to death with a shoe or something)

little marten
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It’s 2 talents reallt

astral basin
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Worse. We feed you to the ai and ask it to turn you into an nft

somber stream
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I haven't done much Warhammer art recently

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Mostly due to how GW is treating their fans and content creators

astral basin
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Re. Minds. Me.

languid hazel
orchid skiff
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Holy profile flashbang

astral basin
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Krieg GF #789

languid hazel
rocky radish
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I have a plan. I want to no-life parrying until i become a master at it, just so i can look like a badass. But i’m not really sure which class would be best. I guess it would need to be one that can take a beating if i mess up the parries. And not ogryn, because they just look too strong and that is less surprising

fossil holly
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THE SECOND TIME WENT BETTER

arctic escarp
fossil holly
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WE ALL DIED

orchid skiff
fossil holly
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it went bad still

#

but better

orchid skiff
fossil holly
#

there were so many dogs

#

ive never been mauled more

arctic escarp
#

I spend a lot of time designing my profile!!

#

5 minutes

orchid skiff
#

I spent 10min making note of everything I like in the shop and made sure none of it would be a flashbang

rocky radish
fossil holly
#

me too!

astral basin
#

Book

arctic escarp
#

I made sure to put the obnoxious valorant FX in there

#

because its FUNNY

fossil holly
#

wait whys my name red now?

elder merlin
rocky radish
arctic escarp
fossil holly
#

do i get special privleges?

orchid skiff
fossil holly
#

or am i just better looking now

fossil holly
orchid skiff
fossil holly
#

yay

arctic escarp
#

you can post gifs now on gen

#

try it!

languid hazel
orchid skiff
languid hazel
#

You lied >:(

fossil holly
arctic escarp
#

GET BAITED

#

NERD

languid hazel
#

To an Arbitrator no less!

orchid skiff
#

Never trust a brown guy

arctic escarp
#

especially if he's named

#

Rewdy

#

or

#

Mal

little marten
#

Wowowweewaa

orchid skiff
#

Brown is not enough I want to be asian

arctic escarp
#

Im an asian brownie..

orchid skiff
#

Swap with me

little marten
#

My brown boys

arctic escarp
#

depends what race you are brownie

orchid skiff
#

That's a surprise

little marten
#

Rich walnut

arctic escarp
#

am I gonna land in

fossil holly
#

im gonna try a 3rd maelstrom and die

arctic escarp
#

Algeria or France

#

this is important

fossil holly
#

and maybe cry myself to sleep after

orchid skiff
#

Paris

arctic escarp
#

hmmm

#

I'll think about it...

orchid skiff
viral aspen
#

Is there any BTS from the voice actors recording for the Arbitrators? I wanna see the guy who did male Maul

somber stream
#

Not yet

#

There are some for vets and the like

orchid skiff
little marten
#

<—- looks like this guy

orchid skiff
#

<—- looks like this guy

nimble glade
#

Opens refrigerator

little marten
#

Methinks slumber calls

somber stream
#

Goodnight, sweet prince

whole glade
#

i now have good fire staff build :3

#

neheheeheheh >:3

orchid skiff
arctic escarp
whole glade
#

"your silence is consent" - Lion El'Jonson

nimble glade
whole glade
#

ye

#

very goog

nimble glade
whole glade
#

i can get one shotted but im too busy burnin shit to die

arctic escarp
#

i should get some naps too..

nimble glade
#

Still waiting on melta

#

I just wanna watch the Galaxy burn-

I mean purge heretics

whole glade
#

i want a stealth class

somber stream
#

My fucking cats kept on jumping on top of the PC and hit the power button, thinking of getting one of those missile switch cap

whole glade
#

just pure stealth

#

nothing else

nimble glade
whole glade
#

no

nimble glade
whole glade
#

like a whole reject

#

just for stealth

#

and intel

nimble glade
#

Oh that's a tough one honestly

arctic escarp
#

unfortunately that is that shroudfield zel is

whole glade
#

blegh

#

Zealot are good for yelling and hammies

#

not sneaky

nimble glade
#

They want Splinter Cell and Assassins Creed levels of stealth though. @arctic escarp

whole glade
#

yes.

arctic escarp
#

well first switch game engine kekw

whole glade
#

i know there has to be a suppressed pistol in 40k

#

like the rouge from VT2

arctic escarp
#

man long hair do be annoying sometimes

whole glade
#

maybe one of the Assassins?

#

as a class?

whole glade
languid hazel
#

Bork

whole glade
#

wassup gayass

#

how ye doin

#

:3

languid hazel
#

Committing a perfect purge of heresy

#

:3

whole glade
#

cewl

#

i have a goog fire staff build

languid hazel
#

Danktide has become one of my favorite gaymes to play while high :3

whole glade
#

same

languid hazel
#

My brain just shuts off and all I know PURGE THE HERETIC :3

vocal hawk
grave plaza
full smelt
#

who else loves when a teammate with a decent ammount of hp and barely some corruption, takes the last medicae slot

vocal hawk
languid hazel
grave plaza
#

barrel it

sweet wraith
#

Barrel blast them out of spite megachingryn

upper citrus
nimble glade
nimble glade
fossil holly
#

I DID IT

nimble glade
fossil holly
#

I BEAT MAELSTROM

#

I DID THE THING

astral basin
#

Used to have long hair.
After a year of snatching my head the other way when i turned over in bed. I was convinced to get it cut

fossil holly
#

why are there so many bursters

nimble glade
fossil holly
#

and crushers

nimble glade
#

Like your first one?

fossil holly
#

yea

nimble glade
#

Congratulations

fossil holly
#

it was my 4th (non failed) one

#

or

#

my first non failed one

nimble glade
#

Oh

fossil holly
#

out of four

#

oops

broken cave
nimble glade
#

Sorry Sah Ogryn moment

#

Forgot

broken cave
#

is oki

nimble glade
#

Thank you for reminding me Sah

fossil holly
#

why do snipers do SO MUCH DAMAGE????

broken cave
#

npnp

fossil holly
#

AND THERES LIKE 8 OF THEM

#

EVERYWHERE

#

THAT I CANT SEE

#

WHILE IM BEING HIT BY 8 CRUSHERS

#

is that every single maelstrom?

#

like

#

thats pain

#

fun

#

but pain\

astral basin
#

So you see. The problem is
When you kill a special. Another special spawns

#

You shouldve been here for the last few gauntlet events

fossil holly
#

and the worst part is the bursters

astral basin
#

You get numb to the kill feed scrolling 15 of them when someone shoots at “1”

fossil holly
#

THATS SO REAL

#

WAIT LET ME EXPLAIN

#

so when i was in heresy i would constantly look at the feed

#

but now i dont even because everyone

#

is always

#

killing

#

something

#

everything is dead but theres still to many

astral basin
#

Heresy and damnation has ego players until the maelstrom gives em a reality check

fossil holly
#

people in those diffs are so rude

#

for no reason

pseudo timber
#

Me when I get vote kicked for telling someone malding to play the game

fossil holly
#

ikr

#

like

#

im just playing the game

#

and the WORST PART

#

IS THEY DONT TELL YOU WHAT YOU DID WRONG

#

THEY JUST WABT A SCAPEGOAT

pseudo timber
#

Who cares what people say tbh they'll straight reach for whatever

#

Straight nitpick

#

Always remember to never regard randoms.

fossil holly
#

im glad im good enough for auric bc damnnation was well damnnation

astral basin
#

Its easier to find an issue in someone else that you want changed than to recognize your own inability at the time

pseudo timber
#

If it ain't micd up synergy it's useless tidbits of bleh

fossil holly
#

its always the guy who like dies instantly too

pseudo timber
#

The weakest link will rattle the loudest

astral basin
#

Psh im only just good enough for heresy as zealot. Been struggling to do damns bc everyone just fuckin dips
Im having to relearn everything on vet bc i wanted masteries

pseudo timber
#

Heresy veteran is a cakewalk lowkey

#

Shout, shove, dodge

formal mortar
#

Heresy is cakewalk for any class

pseudo timber
#

Im dreading playing psyker because people straight up say I'm throwing 💔

#

Like bro protect me then

formal mortar
#

Don't rely on them to protect you, gotta learn how to protect yourself as a psyker

astral basin
#

Still level 20ish, for some reason im trying to level plasma gun and dueling sword
Trying to prioritize gunplay. But every where i turn the elite/ spec is dead alr. And when i turn back, instead of my squad its two ragers

pseudo timber
#

But when there's 16 crushers is it just dodge and train???

fossil holly
#

wait so zealot question

pseudo timber
#

Garlic chat question

fossil holly
#

does anyone else think the penance just a flesh wound is dumb for being private game restricted?

#

like

#

i could do that in a public game

formal mortar
#

I mean yeah if you have 16 crushers you either have to stumble them all somehow or dodge and train them

worn rivet
#

I AM THIS 🤏 FUCKING CLOSE TO MAKING A SPIN-OFF OF THE GOLDEN AGE OF HUMANITY

pseudo timber
#

Do it

worn rivet
#

I BET THEY COULD RIVAL THE FUCKING MODERN NECRONS

astral basin
fossil holly
worn rivet
#

A DIFFERENT TIMELINE WHERE HUMANITY MANAGED TO STOP THE MEN OF IRON BEFORE THEY BECAME A MASSIVE THREAT

#

IM HAVING AN IDEAGASIM

#

HOLY SHIT

formal mortar
#

Cool

pseudo timber
#

If I was an ant

#

I'd be a cool one I think

#

Just taking bread from picnic baskets carrying strawberries

#

Chill ant shiii

formal mortar
#

Ants are anything but chill

whole glade
#

im allegric

#

i will kill them all.

stuck wasp
worn rivet
#

THEY HAD SYSTEM-DESTROYING WEAPONS

#

SUN-SNUFFERS

pseudo timber
#

Necros make things zap out of existence

worn rivet
#

AND OTHER SHIT I CANT EVEN REMEBER

worn rivet
#

golden age could wipe out like 70% of everything from the universe

#

the tau cant do shit

#

the tau are pathetic weaklings

#

cant even take a single bolter round

#

god bro i haaate the tau so fucking much

pseudo timber
#

When I hear golden age of tech I think of like...the golden gate bridge

worn rivet
#

I wish that the imperium would just annihilate them

#

but it would take too many resources

#

their like the mongols

#

they just shoot and die

worn rivet
formal mortar
#

They cooled the earth by like 2 degrees or something

worn rivet
formal mortar
#

They killed so many people that reforestation happened, which caused the trees to absorbed way more carbon dioxide and cool the planet

#

Also you don't have the heat from the population that was killed off too

upper citrus
#

If you had to assign a vt2 character to the darktide classes, how would you, my guess is bardin ogryn, saltzpyre zealot, Siena psyker, kruber arbites, elf vet

whole glade
#

fuck it

worn rivet
formal mortar
#

As wicked as it sounds, removing huge swaths of human population could effectively combat global warming

whole glade
#

shadows of war time

pseudo timber
#

Add fists weapons to darktide everything else is irrelevant

#

Please

worn rivet
#

every single class excpet for the elf is max level

#

im only going to play as the elf for the achievments

formal mortar
#

If you had to assign them to their darktide counterparts I'd agree with what saltz said

upper citrus
worn rivet
#

bro kruber is LITTARALY A VETERAN

#

what are you guys on

formal mortar
#

Planet Earth

worn rivet
pseudo timber
#

Boooo

#

You have slop takes

upper citrus
worn rivet
#

cuz i dont really like the idea of a zealot killing like 200 people with just their fists and some metal

pseudo timber
#

Zealot deserves holy fist build

#

Spiritual fevor, penance through fists

#

Goes hard.

worn rivet
#

we need more swords and shields

#

mainly for the zealot and ogryn

upper citrus
#

Found the fantasy fan

upper parcel
#

Martial arts weapon where half of the attacks are kicks so I can finally see my legs.

pseudo timber
#

No no sword and board is way more then fantasy

upper citrus
#

And the foot fetish fan

worn rivet
#

i legit just want an ogryn with a giant ass machete cleaving hundreds of heretics apart

pseudo timber
#

I'm all for sword and board classes

#

They have that

worn rivet
pseudo timber
#

Cleaver weapon go brrrr

worn rivet
pseudo timber
#

Big knife, same difference

#

Punch attack so gay

worn rivet
#

like two handed ogryn sword

#

that would be pretty fucking cool amr

pseudo timber
#

Give vet a flamberg

worn rivet
#

bro im just having a destruction and 'humanity first' thing come back

#

it feels so good

pseudo timber
#

We fight for the betterment of man.

worn rivet
pseudo timber
#

Abhor the mutant

worn rivet
#

burn the heretic

#

PURGE THE UNCLEAN

pseudo timber
#

FOR ATOMA

worn rivet
#

FOR TERTIUM

#

im not trying to be a dirty roleplayer but i had to get that out

pseudo timber
#

ordos hereticus is like my favorite sub faction of the imperium

whole glade
#

i love my hypocrite imperium

worn rivet
worn rivet
pseudo timber
#

I can tell

whole glade
pseudo timber
#

Only good xenos a dead one ah

whole glade
#

im a night lord simp

worn rivet
#

im praying to the emperor that they add genestealers 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

#

crushers as abominations

#

and the normals cultists

#

well

#

just cultists but different voicelines and differnet skin and armor

#

bro my excitment for the future of warhammer is so high i cant even spell right

vivid sequoia
#

I just made a new class n character cause I'm still new to the game and I'm trying out the pysker class and on my god I love it

pseudo timber
#

It's such a different deck of cards compared to the rest

#

Blowing people up with my mind my beloved

worn rivet
#

also wtf is that creepy ass pfp

vivid sequoia
#

I just noticed there was like more clothes that looked like skitari robes n stuff so that's why I originally made a pysker class cause I wanted to look like a skitari but oh my god I love my abilities!

languid hazel
vivid sequoia
#

Hiii

#

Nice to meet you

languid hazel
#

Nyo nyo I was the one who invited you XD

vivid sequoia
#

Huh

whole glade
vivid sequoia
#

Ohhh

languid hazel
#

:3

vivid sequoia
#

Youuu hiiii freen :>

languid hazel
#

Henlo :3

#

I cannot sleep so back to enforcing thelex for me :>

thick fog
#

Can't believe we have a real tech priest in our server

#

Before skittari class

pseudo timber
#

Bless the omnimessiah

worn rivet
whole glade
#

no

#

way before that

worn rivet
#

so i wont

languid hazel
#

squints

whole glade
languid hazel
#

I can make a great many guesses but I’m still in the “down” of my high so that sounds like too much work :3

worn rivet
#

DIE

vivid sequoia
whole glade
worn rivet
fossil holly
#

i just thought of something

#

on a planetary level

languid hazel
worn rivet
fossil holly
#

in 40k they are the least racist ever

#

but on a galaxy level

worn rivet
fossil holly
#

their more racist then ever

worn rivet
#

ohhh

thorn wedge
#

The tyranids are the least racist

vivid sequoia
fossil holly
pseudo timber
#

Salamanders are like

#

Zero racism

thorn wedge
#

Actually

pseudo timber
#

Purrdy sure

thorn wedge
#

Is chaos racist?

worn rivet
fossil holly
#

no

worn rivet
#

suprisinly

thorn wedge
#

Like slanessh and that ilk is

fossil holly
#

i dont think

worn rivet
vivid sequoia
#

I like toasters :3

pseudo timber
#

Blowing off heretics heads shmooove off

jaunty path
worn rivet
thorn wedge
#

wait, IS slanessh elf racist?

vivid sequoia
thorn wedge
#

It'd anything it's like

worn rivet
worn rivet
thorn wedge
#

Fond of elves

worn rivet
#

carry on

thorn wedge
#

In the way I'm fond of hollandaise sauce

fossil holly
pseudo timber
#

Fond the furry

#

Found**

vivid sequoia
#

Huh?

worn rivet
vivid sequoia
#

What are y'all on about

fossil holly
#

second

#

third

thick fog
#

Furries? In my server?

fossil holly
#

idk

languid hazel
thorn wedge
#

I wanna say khorn is like

thick fog
#

Get them out of here

thorn wedge
#

League of legends kassadin racist

pseudo timber
thorn wedge
#

But I can't actually think of how

jaunty path
#

Why would Khorne care about race

fossil holly
#

furries are like lwk chill, apart from the weird ones, when their weird it kinda throws me off but in general

jaunty path
#

He just wants blood

fossil holly
#

they chill

thorn wedge
#

Exactly

#

He's mageist

worn rivet
#

bro how are the literal gods of hell the least racist things in 40k

thorn wedge
#

But that's not a race

fossil holly
#

wait

thorn wedge
#

But there are races of mages

fossil holly
#

what are we counting as race

worn rivet
thorn wedge
#

Necrons tho

pseudo timber
#

I'd smoke a blunt with an orc

#

And necron

thorn wedge
#

Ehh I guess necrons are "alive"

fossil holly
#

yes but like can a human technically be racist to a orc even though they arent the same race

#

so they can be hating each other

long sigil
#

why zealot's fleshbang is same

worn rivet
full smelt
#

i thought ogryn was calling my zealot shawty instead of shouty

jaunty path
thorn wedge
#

Could a group of orcs frosty the snowman a necron a soul?

fossil holly
# jaunty path Alien races?

yea but like, if a human called a ork the most horrid durogotory thing, that would be like racist but like space racist

#

is that a real thing

#

space racism

pseudo timber
#

Shaawty like a heresy in my head

worn rivet
#

im scared of what i just sent

#

it got blocked but im still scared

vivid sequoia
# worn rivet welp

I was makeing a joke because there's a joke that since skitari praise the machine god they warship toasters cause they warship even the most mundane machines as holy relics

jaunty path
worn rivet
jaunty path
#

Go read a book

worn rivet
#

but you put '>:3' soooo

vivid sequoia
#

Sooo? What?

fossil holly
#

isnt :3 just a cat?

worn rivet
#

im not trying to get banned like the doom server

#

idk bro

#

im sorry

vivid sequoia
#

Your good I'm just confused is all lmfao

worn rivet
vivid sequoia
#

Would a shotgun work well with the pysker class??

thick fog
#

Both shotguns work

worn rivet
vivid sequoia
worn rivet
#

maximize the magical potential

#

tbh i think people that main guns on psykers are kinda losers

#

like bro

vivid sequoia
#

Yeah I just thought tho like with the ability being crowd controll based a shotgun would be good

worn rivet
#

use all the magic you can

pseudo timber
#

Blow them all up :3

#

Everyone

thick fog
#

When I use magic and the demon comes out of my brain

vivid sequoia
#

Like I could use my magic abilities to shove em n blast them

worn rivet
vivid sequoia
#

I have a staff idk which staff I'm still kinda new lol

worn rivet
#

i figured out that voidstrike staff can pierce enemies which is huge

vivid sequoia
#

Also what do y'all think of the play on words with my username lol

worn rivet
thick fog
worn rivet
#

yall wanna know the names of my characters

pseudo timber
#

Yes

worn rivet
#

Wyrm-Killa-Ghorich (Ogryn)

vivid sequoia
#

I just said I'm still new idkk it's just a staff and I shoot green fire and sometimes lighting from it

blazing hawk
#

John Kasrkin

#

John Wizard

#

John Ogryn

worn rivet
#

Thorin-Victor-Ious (Zealot)

blazing hawk
#

John Subductor

thick fog
worn rivet
#

the Ious looks like 'less' but the i is all fucked up but its supposed to sound like 'ious'

pseudo timber
#

Poor thing may be color blind

whole glade
#

gguuh

vivid sequoia
#

I just named my character after the username I have rn and I'ma try working towards unlocking or getting the stuff so I can look like a skitari

pseudo timber
#

I have bark the ogryn
Dog the vet
Mewoskullsfeet the psyker
And contrah the zealot
Nothing too fancy

worn rivet
#

I want to name my Psyker 'Mizekeal-The-Cleansed but there isnt enough space so thats just my canon name