general-chat

[ocean widget]

and we dont even know if thats coming back

it was 500 aquilas

they discounted a skin in the fomo shop for you to spend them on

one for each class

[fair bridge]

i love spending even more money on a game i already bought with money

[ocean widget]

hey

FS was very generous in giving you one event that gave 500 free aquilas one time

and also discounting a weapon skin for you to spend them on

so be very thankful they only shot the people who designed the event

[fair bridge]

my new key switches were supposed to come in today

it got delayed

is this what waiting to die feels like

[ocean widget]

perchance

[vocal hawk]

is this real

[grizzled plover]

shit take chaos is spiky vikings and cavemen if you're not a space marine dweeb

[tawny gorge]

me when i dont know what im talking about

[grizzled plover]

Reminder that fatshark made a more lore accurate boltgun for the Inquisition than Focus did with their boltguns in the literal space marine video game

[vocal hawk]

me when I don’t read the context provided:

[grizzled plover]

You've never heard of John Comm, inventer of Communism?

He was a syndicalist in Germany who though that english industrialism went too far

[austere prism]

Based

[vocal hawk]

do you know about Cap I. Talism? he was an egyptian philosopher who invented capitalism

[grizzled plover]

Common misconception, Cap I'tal Ism was a Moorish philosopher who wanted to trade his chickens to get things from a vegan workshop that wouldn't accept chickens, so he invented currency

Fatshark could we get like, any more bosses at all

The ones we have rn are nice

[misty trench]

I'm far more partial to Anne R Kism, inventor of the solid stateless drive

[grizzled plover]

Yeah but Anne plateaued at about like 15 and never did anything useful after that

If nothing else there should be more than one typa chaos spawn

[little marten]

oh look

politics

[vocal hawk]

you’re fuckin stupid innit

[little marten]

its possible

[vocal hawk]

we’re talking about historical figures

[grizzled plover]

We're talking about philosophy

[little marten]

if you're so philosophical solve atrophy

[green shoal]

if you're so philosophical solve this:

[grizzled plover]

don't you mean entropy

[vocal hawk]

isn’t that when you can’t inseminate?

[grizzled plover]

no that's arcology atrophy is when you use big guns to blow up distant things

[little marten]

It could be I guess

[vocal hawk]

don’t you mean apathy? atrophy is when you destroy a large area with weapons or controlled destructions

[grizzled plover]

no that's artery

[misty trench]

this is true, never advanced to inventing the fluid stateless drive

[grizzled plover]

Real shit tho big fan of arbys now post nerf now that I don't feel like a cunt ruining everyone else's fun

[tawny gorge]

i got big gold chests, you can say that i flex

[vocal hawk]

no that’s a vital part of the body. atrophy refers to the automation of something

[fair bridge]

throwing fushigis at people from the overpass

[little marten]

If we are hdd can we install ssd to human

[vocal hawk]

throwing bricks at cars

[grizzled plover]

arbys

we have the dog

[ocean widget]

you remind me of a well known doctor
Anne U Rism

[fair bridge]

not Bricks. Fushigis

[tawny gorge]

me when i dont know that i tell her she doesnt know what she's talking about even she does know what she's talking about

[grizzled plover]

holy shit is that an aneurism iv reference

[vocal hawk]

talking paradox

[tawny gorge]

oppa gangam style

[grizzled plover]

real Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you vibes

[little marten]

I’m not familiar with any of these people mentioned nor their works

[ocean widget]

no its a brain aneurysm

[ocean widget]

checks out, her work only ballooned in the medical field

[grizzled plover]

I wonder if Socrates would still argue that a featherless biped is a man after meeting a kangaroo

[tawny gorge]

used to be a blade but i smoke blunts

[grizzled plover]

fatshark give ogryns big naturals

[hard crane]

he already has two of em

[fair bridge]

good morning. today we will be transforming this bathroom into a wetroom.

[hard crane]

💪

[grizzled plover]

Attention blockfodder: group pissing starts in ten minutes

[elder merlin]

Who let you out of zealot chat?

[misty trench]

brother gen chat has been the zealot chat for like

months now

[elder merlin]

[grizzled plover]

i bring enlightenment wherever the emperor demands

[hard crane]

can you bring it to #psyker-class

they need it

[elder merlin]

Kill 'em anyway

[misty trench]

mods really should do something about this

[hard crane]

[elder merlin]

[hard crane]

thankfully no mods around here yet

[grizzled plover]

done

[little marten]

Mods

Arrest this man

[grizzled plover]

I wish we got kibellah's outfit and not this tripe

[hard crane]

mods inform the man his watch is broken and group pissing has already ended.

[grizzled plover]

I guess the mask is cool

[little marten]

Gosh I’ve hit an age where I have to actually mop up after myself when urinating

[ocean widget]

then give us image perms damnit

[grizzled plover]

stop being so proud that you won't sit down???

[ocean widget]

have you tried not pissing in the kitchen sink next time

[little marten]

lol cheeky sink is a classic

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/heart-attack-darkest-dungeon-death-gif-18532457

[little marten]

Not enough dopamine involved in sitting down the faster I can go the faster I can get back to my gaming

[grizzled plover]

Doomscroll

[little marten]

That’s a fair point

[hard crane]

Just get a bucket like the rest of us gamers

never have to stand up again

[little marten]

Even fairer

[grizzled plover]

Peglegs and eyepatches

[little marten]

You ever need to blow your nose but you’ve already sat down at the desk so you spend hours with a stuffy nose because walking 5m to get a tissue is too taxing ?

[grizzled plover]

I love this game

[somber stream]

There's your problem

Should've had tissue on your desk

[little marten]

Oh shit wagwan licht

How’s battlefield treating you

[tawny gorge]

lmfao wagwan

[jaunty path]

This is why my gaming chair is a toilet

[somber stream]

It's great, no game breaking bug. Wagwan Nurgle

[tawny gorge]

keep your kinks to yourself

[jaunty path]

No.

You can't tell me what to do

[tawny gorge]

2 roadmen interacting on discord

[little marten]

Forget you wake up for your 4am daily 9 hour hike

[jaunty path]

takes a bite of my double bacon cheese burger smugly

[tawny gorge]

chase a bag kid never chase no dame

[grizzled plover]

Why is there a hood on this outfit

[little marten]

S gwarmin my g

[tawny gorge]

fat

[grizzled plover]

It makes wearing a hood look dumb

[somber stream]

No this is just my standard waking up hour for work, i do remote for Asians

[tawny gorge]

if you come to these ends you're finished

[jaunty path]

I am bigger therefore better than you

[somber stream]

Shouldn't you brits be sleeping holy shit

[ocean widget]

i think this is the only time i'd support randomly nuking discord members

[ocean widget]

im busy

[little marten]

Rah

[somber stream]

Busy shitposting on Discord?

[tawny gorge]

Alex Mercer

[somber stream]

On Darktide gaming server Discord?

[agile raven]

Bewup sie spierdolil.......

[ocean widget]

no, the remnant 2 100% waits for no man

[little marten]

I’m just getting tucked in right now about to get nice and cozy and catch some zeddies

[tawny gorge]

whose ends you coming to fam?

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/ajr-brick-throw-ajr-brick-throw-jack-met-jack-ajr-gif-9892393028507050460

[misty trench]

zeddies? you're playing killing floor 3?

[jaunty path]

Whos the hottest deltarune character

[tawny gorge]

im not giving you this bo o o wa er i got right here

[little marten]

No believe it or not I’m not that stupid

[tawny gorge]

saint jiub

[somber stream]

And your overlord tolerate this action how?

[ocean widget]

whichever one you hate the most

[agile raven]

Catch a 73mm HEAT warhead.

[tawny gorge]

if you catch it it wont go off

stoopid

[little marten]

If I don’t turn Microsoft teams on no one will see that I’m away 😼

[agile raven]

You caught it with your face.

It went off.

[little marten]

Bro talking about his ends like some bombaclart

[agile raven]

DAMMIT I CAN'T POST THE PHOTO OF THE M456A2 ROUND GOING OFF ON IMPACT WITH AN IVAN.

Er, GHPC of course.

[somber stream]

Oh noes

[tawny gorge]

fanfiction, i wouldn't catch it to begin with the god emperor gave my body a bat and 2 baseballs for a reason.

[agile raven]

This implies the 2A28 Grom still exists 38000 years into the future and this is fine with me.

[ocean widget]

#zealot-class

[tawny gorge]

chase a bag kid never chase no dame

[little marten]

Pagan

[somber stream]

The embed perm will return to gen chat one day

I've seen it in me dream

[agile raven]

True, it is there now.

[grizzled plover]

Does malice not have maelstrom anymore

[tawny gorge]

i click on this and the first thing i see is this

[ocean widget]

malice had maelstrom?

[tawny gorge]

#zealot-class message

[grizzled plover]

ye

[ocean widget]

huh

neat

[tawny gorge]

roadmen on tertium be likee

[ocean widget]

dead hopefully

[tawny gorge]

they don't have katanas in darktide so we cant get biblically accurate roadmen

[agile raven]

Greatsword it is.

[tawny gorge]

cant hide that in your pants from the police

[ocean widget]

you'd be surprised

[tawny gorge]

nhs also won't come in time to save the victim

the katana is better

[agile raven]

If I can hide a shotgun I can hide a greatsword.

[tawny gorge]

1 it wont kill it sucks

2 it sends a message

[ocean widget]

hiding a shotgun in the UK is sending a very different message to hiding a shotgun in the US

[tawny gorge]

step 1 acquire shotgun

[agile raven]

Also shoutout to this lanyard for M1911/M9s, wearing it while conceal carrying isn't bad and might actually have use.

[agile raven]

It's a good thing people in the UK don't actually exist.

[rocky radish]

I hid two chinese broadswords in a trenchcoat once. Just the tips were poking out at the bottom

[ocean widget]

you're not gonna believe this mate

[agile raven]

I'm right?

I knew it.

[ocean widget]

wanker

[agile raven]

[tawny gorge]

you and peak exists should fight

for the title of most schizophrenic human being

[agile raven]

I win.

[tawny gorge]

why tf are you 2 hiding this stuff

[ocean widget]

unless im a mass hallucination and you lot are currently dying from carbon monoxide poisoning i appear to still exist

[agile raven]

I collect militaria for fun and play dress up in enough equipment to make the average taxpayer weap.

[agile raven]

Proof?

[ocean widget]

hi

[agile raven]

Not enough.

[tawny gorge]

are you a woman i can give money to do stuff

[agile raven]

You're just a person in my phone.

[ocean widget]

ah yes
a brit existing is not enough to convince you that a brit exists

[agile raven]

No I'm a man.

I have a bomb.

[tawny gorge]

become a woman

[agile raven]

Or a gun, idk.

No.

[ocean widget]

you can give me money to do stuff

[tawny gorge]

idgaf about the bomb

[agile raven]

Not historically accurate to Gulf War.

[tawny gorge]

you're british

[ocean widget]

yes

[agile raven]

Women didn't drive M2 Bradleys during the Gulf War!

[tawny gorge]

what

[rocky radish]

My kung fu teacher lent them to me. I needed to bring them back to the club. Best idea i had was putting a bunch of belts around me and strapping the swords to my body. Got some reactions when i walked into the club and opened my trenchcoat

[agile raven]

I think it explains itself.

[tawny gorge]

your kung fu teacher?

peak exists vs cj power scaling

speed

CJ

hand 2 hand

CJ

[agile raven]

I totally am not hyperfixated on the Gulf War right now.

[tawny gorge]

arsenal

[agile raven]

[tawny gorge]

Peak

Dumbassery

Draw

Useless gulf war knowledge

Peak

Winner

idk

[agile raven]

The PASGT vest will help.

[tawny gorge]

against 2 chinese broadswords?

[agile raven]

Yeah.

[tawny gorge]

you're getting your head chopped boy

[agile raven]

That's what the neck protection is for.

[tawny gorge]

they're infused with his chinese kung fu teachers powers dawg

it'll go right through

this fool definitely hasn't seen death note

[agile raven]

Yeah and I'm infused with methamphetamines and nicotine, it's realistic and accurate to the period.

[tawny gorge]

meth is quite literally one of the reasons germany lost ww2

[agile raven]

Not for lack of trying.

[tawny gorge]

imagine having a bunch of addicts on the frontlines and not having what they're addicted to anymore

ww2 germany was worse than the cartel now that i think about it

like

who

[agile raven]

For drug addiction?

Or just in general?

[tawny gorge]

tf thought a pill with meth cocaine and oxycodone was smart

[agile raven]

I mean it worked.

[tawny gorge]

it didnt

[agile raven]

It just worked too well (addiction).

[tawny gorge]

it was a war of attrition

anyone with 2 braincells would understand the dangers of bringing something that would only work temporarily into it

[agile raven]

They didn't fully understand it...

[tawny gorge]

me when i lie they had mastery over drugs

[agile raven]

They eventually restricted it due to the addiction problem but the military basically ignored it.

[tawny gorge]

everyone was using them

[agile raven]

Why follow it when it kept soldiers going for days on end.

[grizzled plover]

Went almost an entire mission without healing or pressing buttons other than W, M1, or F and girlbossed too close to the throne trying to take on a crusher patrol without holy rev

[tawny gorge]

i hate when i see neo nazis try and claim germany was close to winning the war, they never had a chance to begin with and every card they had that could have given them a bigger possibility to fail less horribly they forfeited

[agile raven]

Correct.

[tawny gorge]

difficulty?

[agile raven]

They didn't have a chance given what they were trying to do.

[grizzled plover]

heresy

[vocal hawk]

I hate when I stub my toe

[tawny gorge]

pro gaming

[nocturne horizon]

why dont people like fighting the demonhost?

[tawny gorge]

wonder why

[nocturne horizon]

someone wanted a mod to see who to blame

[tawny gorge]

truly

[nocturne horizon]

xd

[vocal hawk]

there’s no reason to and an unprepared team will just auto kill the attacker

[tawny gorge]

you touch the thing and it rapes you

[nocturne horizon]

but its cool

yes

[tawny gorge]

but it sucks

[grizzled plover]

They could have had a chance at accomplishing their goals of fucking up eastern europe if they didn't fight on every possible front and then align with Japan

[hard crane]

it’s the equivalent to l4d witch

[grizzled plover]

But every other front was fucked

[vocal hawk]

didn’t know they added jeffrey epstein to darktide

[hard crane]

you touch it and it instakills your oblivious teammates

[nocturne horizon]

that was the funniest part

[sleek harness]

Test how quick to kill

[vocal hawk]

or american politicians

[fair bridge]

after 1700 hours on hearts of iron 3 and spending 5 years on /pol/ i am confident that i am gay

[inland mantle]

Opens gen chat first thing I see 😔

[vocal hawk]

really any influential person

[nocturne horizon]

kinda hard to not run into the demonhost in the lights out gamemode

[hard crane]

in l4d you could at least crown it easily, not every build can do that here

[fair bridge]

listen!!!

[tawny gorge]

do you actually have that many hours in it

i dont get the appeal

[fair bridge]

none of what i said is true

[tawny gorge]

good

[hard crane]

me when the ominous fog particles are ominous

[ember nimbus]

silence racists, a hoi fan is speaking

[vocal hawk]

I can tell because you aren’t a racist

[nocturne horizon]

it needs to be meta to trigger the demonhost

[tawny gorge]

thank you god for not making me a paradox software enthusiast

[fair bridge]

including my latent homosexuality, which is NOT REAL!!

[sleek harness]

You may think its because of the dark, but its actually because Lights Out spawns more demonhosts

[tawny gorge]

they're called paradox because while being a videogame company they don't actually make videogames

[vocal hawk]

the only outcome for someone who plays hoi4 is becoming a Nazi literally all of the people I’ve talked to that have played hoi4 are white supremacists

[nocturne horizon]

but thats the game telling you to fight the demonhost

[hard crane]

So infinite games, but no games?

[nocturne horizon]

and youre being rude by not fighting it

smh

[agile raven]

Why take unnecessary risk.

[tawny gorge]

infinite spending for infinite dlc

[hard crane]

I just leave the schizos to sit on the floor

[nocturne horizon]

we must purge all evil friend

[agile raven]

They're annoying to fight and just their presence slaps corruption on you.

[tawny gorge]

the dlc is soo bad every game has its own individual monthly subscription

[hard crane]

they can talk to the voice in their head for eternity

[agile raven]

The big boy Inquisiton guys can deal with them.

[rocky radish]

Now i have to figure out who peak exists is

[agile raven]

Me.

[nocturne horizon]

tertrium must be saved gang

[agile raven]

I'm Peak Exists.

[low hemlock]

sometimes the ones who started the fight gets stuffed like an omelette by the DH

[ember nimbus]

the "buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz" voiceline is burned into my frontal lobe

[agile raven]

Can't save it dead.

[fair bridge]

i want to watch more of this guy's videos of him camping in his house truck in alaska but he is such a complete and unapologetic hippie douchebag that i can't savor one more minute

[nocturne horizon]

well i dont fight the demonhost if no one helps

we all must die then

[fair bridge]

"thinkin about writing a song..... about the snow....... you know how snow is like......so beautiful...... but so deadly??? man....."

god damn it

[ember nimbus]

i miss DHs killing atleast two

made them scary

[rocky radish]

I think we are meant to figure out who is crazier. I don’t know if that means comparing mental illnesses by number or severity

[agile raven]

I had a guy go try and fight one solo after I pointed it out in chat (I always do) and when we didn't go to help (none of us wanted to fight it) he whined about it.

Like dude, you didn't even ask if we wanted to or gave us any warning you were going to.

[hard crane]

me when the daemon host that just woke up immediately tps away because a teammate dies

[agile raven]

That's on you for running willingly into it, and even if he hadn't done it willingly IT WAS POINTED OUT IN CHAT.

[ember nimbus]

i should try the TH nuke build again

[nocturne horizon]

maybe he thought he could john wick it

[hard crane]

guys mutants should be buffed

[low hemlock]

bet that was a zealot, they don’t read stuff

[hard crane]

They should always throw you into DHs

[agile raven]

Yeah well he was a dick and we weren't apologizing for our actions.

[ember nimbus]

whats the perks nowadays?
unyielding + ?

[agile raven]

Veteran.

A

VETERAN

[low hemlock]

aight vets supposed to be aiming and shooting stuf

[hard crane]

Clearly not that much of a veteran

[nocturne horizon]

thats fair of u, always respect what the team wants frfr

[ember nimbus]

everyones a veteran until they meet the warp shizo

[nocturne horizon]

i will still hit barrels intentionally

its good for the soul

[hard crane]

sir a barrel just killed the smyker

[tawny gorge]

don't worry you beat him extreme diff

nerf psyker

[fair bridge]

you know man the secret to life is just playin ur guitar while makin youtube videos about ur trips to alaska

dont worry about money man my dad bought me all this stuff

[arctic escarp]

Steiner's attack will save the reich or somethin

[fair bridge]

yeah man just have a rich dad lol

what do you mean "job"

what is that

[hard crane]

hey you gotta censor that

It’s offensive to some

[tawny gorge]

i hate nepo babies that do nothing and suck at the thing they got the advantage for

[ember nimbus]

into the wild is actually a cautionary tale but people took the wrong things from that book/movie

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MfOSZ5saq0

You can add code and scripts into battlefield Portal. Watch as people turn the game into GTA

[hazy kestrel]

As a thammermaxxer, I agree.

[tawny gorge]

himmler will start sniping the enemy from berlin

[hard crane]

obligatory ip grabber mention

[somber stream]

Oh noes

[arctic escarp]

oh no my ip address thats easily trackable by the average joe

[hard crane]

yea such a shame

Time to click the link anyways

[somber stream]

But yeah, Battlefield: Skyrim soon i reckon

You can also add models and animations

[hazy kestrel]

Hey you, you’re finally awake!

I just finished playing Skyrim for the day, funnily enough.

[misty trench]

I forsee that will definitely not get out of hand very quickly and will instead be very well adjusted and reasonable

[vocal hawk]

hydra dominatus

[somber stream]

Dog fighting Alduin in my F22 raptor

[hazy kestrel]

As Akatosh intended.

[somber stream]

True!

[agile raven]

Booting up my Battlefield after getting wasted one night only to ask why the fuck my whole ass game is filled with shit from a gacha game.

[hard crane]

:clueless:

[fair bridge]

yeah man me and my band called the knitted mustachioed gentlemen just played a show lol. pretty good haha. i like playin on my guitar to girls whose age i'm not sure of. haha. im gonna go upload some more vlogs that i make $4000 a pop off of that i basically shit out with recycled footage because i'm just lazyyyyy haha

i can't tell you how much i hate guys like this

the ones that aren't on youtube are even worse

[arctic escarp]

FaZe Himmler

[fair bridge]

guys that smell like thrift stores

yuck

i hate his channel so much

why do i keep watching

[misty trench]

breh why are you subtweeting in darktide gen chat

[fair bridge]

i haven't been stopped

[agile raven]

Kill him

Kill him now

[misty trench]

fair enough reason as any I suppose, but like...who even

[ocean widget]

you have the chance to take the shot aquila

[tawny gorge]

"you killed 2k people
abused the innocent and faked your quickscopes"
FaZe himmler: whaaat? faked my quickscopes? i did no such thing

[fair bridge]

i would ask you to scroll up for context but that was posted like 7 minutes ago which is basically like last week so i get it

[vocal hawk]

360 cyanide pill?

[fair bridge]

what should i do though

just let chat die or

sure

let's talk about nothing

[misty trench]

probably

[fair bridge]

mods when there's activity in chat

[vocal hawk]

ok but….hydra dominatus

[fair bridge]

go on then you have a guitar don't you

[tawny gorge]

mods when that tencent money hits

[misty trench]

I know fuck all about musical instruments

[fair bridge]

what about that long fuckin australian one

the tube

[hazy kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/refined-anti-refined-refined-degeneracy-sentences-you-to-be-shot-anti-refined-behavior-gif-6446011966528634990

[misty trench]

don't make me hope

[misty trench]

the didgeridoo?

[fair bridge]

how much do didgeridoo players get paid professionally

[hazy kestrel]

“You are accused of anti-Imperium behavior, the court finds you guilty, and sentences you to be shot.”

[tawny gorge]

i spend way too much time here and its still not even top 100

[fair bridge]

man this new keyboard sucks!!

[tawny gorge]

goodbye fellas

[arctic escarp]

what is mall on about

I need what he smokes

[hazy kestrel]

Dunno

[misty trench]

it's a gig economy so heavily depends

[fair bridge]

oh my goddddd scroll upppppppppppp

[arctic escarp]

too long didnt read

L

[hazy kestrel]

No, I don’t think I will.

[misty trench]

brother trust me, keep your brain unrotted

don't do it

[fair bridge]

yeah my brain must be rotted

[arctic escarp]

mm ok

I trust you Incan

[fair bridge]

overexposure to truthrays and chemtrails

[grizzled plover]

shart hart

[ember nimbus]

fart shart

[arctic escarp]

someone told me not to look up what shart is

as any insane person would I look up what shart is

[fair bridge]

cameras the size of an ant's dick being pasted all around town just to locate ne'er-do-wells

[hazy kestrel]

Huh?

[ember nimbus]

theres also blarts

[hazy kestrel]

Let me guess, bloody farts?

[grizzled plover]

that is a sluggish swing

does fatshark know how longswords work

[hazy kestrel]

Huh, that’s terrifying.

[fair bridge]

https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.adr2319

metasurface cameras

pretty wild stuff

[misty trench]

surprisingly yes, at least for brettonian longsword

[little marten]

Shart is a arabic word which translates loosely to ‘beautiful one’, it’s a term of endearment mostly but can also be used as a playful name between friends

[misty trench]

otherwise? mileage may vary

[arctic escarp]

the relic?

[fair bridge]

the brettonian longsword special action ouuuughhhhh

[arctic escarp]

relic takes cues from greatsword usage techniques afaik

landsknecht my beloved smotherer

[misty trench]

relic is also sluggish because it's the only way to balance out how it utterly shits out damage

[sleek harness]

When will Ogryn get The Incenerator?

[misty trench]

plus idk, maybe the power pack it has on it is really frickin heavy, if you need some sort of logic behind it

maybe that battery is like a tungsten brick or some shit

[grizzled plover]

then the initial swing should be slow followed by momentum making the follow ups fast

[arctic escarp]

I can understand that

[little marten]

I understand the reasons why but I wish the relic blade felt more fluid when you slice through things, it very much handles like I’d imagine a traditional greatsword might so that’s cool but I’d also love a knife through butter feel

[arctic escarp]

ig celerity stimmed relic zealot is the most true to IRL swing speed haha

[little marten]

Maybe it’s just because the power animation is more like a shock weapon and not like the OG super smooth blue glow that force swords got

[arctic escarp]

I thought it cleaves through things well enough. Though that might be because I have Wrath on it

[little marten]

Oh it does but it feels like a lumbered cleave not like super elegant, which I understand is the point of the weapon

[grizzled plover]

It comes across like I am fighting it

[whole glade]

guh

[grizzled plover]

They should have copied greatsword's moveset from VT tbh

[little marten]

Yeah it’s brutish and it’s what they said it would feel like in the dev blog for it so I can’t fault it

[grizzled plover]

Kerillian's greatsword

[misty trench]

it's definitely sluggish, but yea that was the intent, slow but hits like a truck

I like the mk with the uppercut, it's fun

[little marten]

The uppercut is so filthy for just chain bopping crusher congas

[grizzled plover]

I think I'll switch to the Illisi

Like, as someone who's done longsword training, this is so slow as to be painful

[spiral axle]

greatsword moveset from vt is even boring

you have sweep light attacks, sweep heavy attacks and then a pa overhead and thats it

[robust nebula]

Hello

[misty trench]

they meant elf gsword

[spiral axle]

💔

elf gsword is peak

i should go use it more

[misty trench]

if only it were on kruber

[spiral axle]

If only

[misty trench]

or saltz, even

[spiral axle]

id pay real good money for them to redo lots of the weapon movesets ngl

[misty trench]

same, I'd have made halberd way smoother if I'd have been able to get custom animations

would've added an alt-fire to let you use the backspike or incorporated that into a combo at least

[spiral axle]

one thing i dont like about the halberd in general is just the slowdown on m1

otherwise i have no qualms with it

[misty trench]

it's pretty harsh yea

having a blast until the moment you have to do an extended kite lmao

[spiral axle]

it feels very smooth for the single target combo though

exactly yea

kiting with the halberd is miserable

[elder merlin]

Halberd?

[spiral axle]

vt2

[elder merlin]

I wish we had a halberd in darktide

[misty trench]

at least in base cata you more or less never have to do an extended kite, in twitch mode mayhaps but you've probably got monsters to give you a little nudge to keep you ahead

but yea my priority was making the combos feel goodge

[spiral axle]

if they did something like the

the uhh

spinny h2 on the hgh

thats the only thing i like about the hgh

everything else on it feels bad, especially the l2 with the short range and wonky hitbox

[misty trench]

I personally LOVE getting pushed or knocked out of my 3rd heavy

(it's fucking agony)

but yea big helicopter swing is cool for sure

[vocal hawk]

siege mode is so hard bruh

[hazy kestrel]

Bring more siege engines pal

[whole glade]

are the Night Lords sorta Vampires?

or am i just geeked?

[jaunty path]

Yeah and everything they do is for the good of humanity

[whole glade]

thats true

daddy konrad said so

i love midwinter minis

bro is so calm and lively

[elder merlin]

No, those are Sanguinus's boys

[whole glade]

yea

but like

[elder merlin]

Night Lords are all just criminals and bastards that got turned into astartes

[whole glade]

since they slavic which vamps also come from

[whole glade]

which Daddy didnt want :[

[whole glade]

Flesh Tearers?

[tired steeple]

Night lords are pretty like, vampiric in vibes

But no only the blood angels and their successors are vampires

[vocal hawk]

these finals have me feeling like I’m in a havoc 40 mission

[whole glade]

ah

[tired steeple]

I see why you asked though

They’re the only bat themed legion

[whole glade]

ohh

so like

Just in nature and presentation

fire

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[whole glade]

i only like the Flesh Tearers

[tired steeple]

Night Lords probably do drink blood for fun though

[whole glade]

as loyal vampies

[ember nimbus]

night lords do have bat ears

[tired steeple]

They’re sick freaks like that

[ember nimbus]

on their helmets

[vocal hawk]

loyal astartes are boring

[whole glade]

damn right they are

[whole glade]

not my Dark Angels

[ember nimbus]

3rd highest rated milquetoast legion

[whole glade]

milquetoast?

[ember nimbus]

slang for boring

[whole glade]

how?

the blue berries are boring

and black templars

[vocal hawk]

omg they’re green and like do something

[ember nimbus]

imp fist > ultras > dork legion

imho

[vocal hawk]

totally an original chapter

[ember nimbus]

from most boring to interesting

[whole glade]

litterally the 1st astartes

[ember nimbus]

its just my opinion tho

[vocal hawk]

literally I don’t care

[whole glade]

i did

[vocal hawk]

ok

[whole glade]

yeah!

buster

[vocal hawk]

not as cool as emperors children tho

[whole glade]

2nd coolest TL

[vocal hawk]

boring ass paint scheme that’s exactly the same as the salamanders

[ember nimbus]

whos first in your opinion?

[whole glade]

they are darker green and hoods

[whole glade]

Night Lords

[vocal hawk]

that’s incredible….anyway

[whole glade]

just saying

[ember nimbus]

the 8th are pretty funny

[whole glade]

not the same as Salamders

[ember nimbus]

also some nice quotes

[whole glade]

and sad

[vocal hawk]

and I’m just saying traitor astartes are really based and look cool

[whole glade]

some.

like 4 cool legions

[ember nimbus]

"if vengeance is hollow, you have simply not suffered enough"

[vocal hawk]

all

[ember nimbus]

jfc talos

[whole glade]

so black legion?

the most boring shit possible

[vocal hawk]

they look cool sooooo

[whole glade]

no

[ember nimbus]

literally black ultramarines

[whole glade]

fr

[vocal hawk]

ultramarines are awesome tho

[whole glade]

no tf they aint

[ember nimbus]

citation needed

[vocal hawk]

ok

[whole glade]

Night Lords

ECs

Word Bearers

and World Eaters

[ember nimbus]

12th > 8th > 17th

imho

[whole glade]

12th

is ?

i forgor

[ember nimbus]

planet munchers

[whole glade]

oh

meh

[vocal hawk]

alpha legion

hydra dominatus

[whole glade]

thats the last good CL

[elder merlin]

Any of them

Some more than others though

[whole glade]

oh

i thought it was jus them

[elder merlin]

Like @tired steeple said, Night Lords LOOK like vampires, depending on the media, cause sanguinus's boys look like the hot vampire trope, whereas nightlords are the more inhuman looking ones

[whole glade]

i want hte goth edgy vampires

not fucking twilight

[elder merlin]

Nightlords as a faction are all criminals and cowards though

[whole glade]

now*

[tired steeple]

tbf to night lords

that's exactly how I'd fight

[whole glade]

same

[tired steeple]

I'm a cheap dishonourable greasy bastard

[whole glade]

fear

[elder merlin]

In one of the books, pretty sure a nightlord talks about his first r*** he committed at like 12 or some shit and his first murder shortly after, they're those type of bastards

[whole glade]

and being a bitch

[ember nimbus]

night lords are the kings of ganking

[whole glade]

damn right we are

[elder merlin]

[whole glade]

we love for honor

[elder merlin]

I fuckin hate Nightlords

[whole glade]

:[

you hate me?

[ember nimbus]

i also love that part where they hide behind some word bearer termies

[elder merlin]

If you're a nightlord, yeah

[lethal solstice]

They're comically evil, it's great

[ember nimbus]

and laught at them over vox

[elder merlin]

[lethal solstice]

Mustache twirling levels of bastardry

[whole glade]

yesss

[elder merlin]

Nobody wants to be a nightlord, not even actual nightlords

[whole glade]

now

they used to

be kinda neutral

[ripe tangle]

kinda neutral?

really?

[whole glade]

and not so shitty

[ripe tangle]

REALLY!?!

[whole glade]

not AS SHITTY

like how they are now

[elder merlin]

Alright @ripe tangle, kill this guy

[whole glade]

im just saying

[elder merlin]

They think Nightlords are cool, obviously a heretic

[ripe tangle]

BY THE NAME OF THE GOLDEN THRONE~

[elder merlin]

[ripe tangle]

I SMITE THEE WITH FURY!

[whole glade]

if the emperor actually gave a shit about Curse he wouldve been helpful

[elder merlin]

Wasnt he already beyond fucked by the time the Emperor found him cause of all the crminals he was eating, their memories fucking him up, he pretty much enkoyed torturing people after a certain point

[lethal solstice]

That goes for literally every primarch

[elder merlin]

Or maybe he always did?

[whole glade]

i just like dornian heresy of curze

[elder merlin]

Roboute is the only one actually normal cause his upbringing was actually decent

[whole glade]

sleeps with eldar weirdos

[elder merlin]

Think its like Roboute, the Lion and Ferrus?

[tired steeple]

konrad curze when he skins a guy for trying to kill himself

[ember nimbus]

night lords are more like renegades than pure chaos

also they arent as organized nowadays

kinda like WEs

[lethal solstice]

(He will go on to kill himself later to prove a point)

[elder merlin]

Russ would be alright if he wasnt so hungup on being the "Executioner"

[tired steeple]

is curze one of the few chaos primarchs to like

actually die

[whole glade]

by being a dramaqueen

[ember nimbus]

primarchs who have tanks named after them >

[whole glade]

he died in Dornian heresy

in place of sangy

[whole glade]

loses to lion

multiple times

and causes duels of battle brothers

[tired steeple]

awful gif thanks

[ember nimbus]

lion couldnt build a thatch hut if his life depended on it

[whole glade]

hes a tism brother

[ember nimbus]

so is dorn

[whole glade]

he'll figure it out

i like dorm

hes cool too

[elder merlin]

[ember nimbus]

weird how imp fists are so boring but have a peak primarch

same with dark angels

[tired steeple]

I prefer crimson fists

why?

I don't like yellow

[whole glade]

i like the characters of DAs

those guys have a knightly thing to the max

Azrael

Asmodai

Belial

[ember nimbus]

😴

[elder merlin]

When is Ferrus Manus gonna come back and throw his flaming head at Fulgrim, like the headless horseman with Ichabod?

[whole glade]

he lead the legion of the damned

currently

[ember nimbus]

gw would never

[whole glade]

just dead ghost rider

[ember nimbus]

its bleak

[whole glade]

space marines

[elder merlin]

No shit, thats what im saying

[whole glade]

IM SORRY

FUCKASS

[elder merlin]

He is a headless revenant, he should throw his head at Fulgrim

[whole glade]

THEY MY FAV SUCCESSOR CHAPTER

[elder merlin]

Shut up, you know i love you

[whole glade]

thats twue

:]

[elder merlin]

[whole glade]

but ye

[elder merlin]

But seriously, Games Workshop could write truly epic tales of awesomeness

And they dont

[whole glade]

im getting sum Legio Damnitorum printed

[ember nimbus]

40k endtimes never ever

[vocal hawk]

fantasy

[polar pivot]

Hello,

What is the name of the mods that let you see the uptime of your buffs?

[tawny gorge]

he practically kills himself

by letting a callidus assassin decapitate him

she later went on to have a really fun adventure trying to run away from 2 of his sons

which i would like to see animated

[whole glade]

Curze my beloved dramaqueen

although he did shit beyond comprehension

[tawny gorge]

"my sons don't go after the assassin"

"FATHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[thick coyote]

Uptime

[whole glade]

NOOOOOOO

Jago was right to question Curze

[tired steeple]

yeah I uhh

heard how she died

pretty gnarly

[whole glade]

he was a reasonable guy

[tawny gorge]

"he blinded her with acidic spit, deafened her with an augmented scream, impaled and disemboweled her with his Chainsword, and finally tore her body to pieces"

[tired steeple]

metal as fuck though

if I were to choose how to die in 40k it'd be something like that

[tawny gorge]

me when i lie

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-rest-lazy-laying-bed-gif-20013578

[tired steeple]

any rpg nerds know if risen is any good

[jaunty path]

If I had a choice in 40k I would be a servitor

[whole glade]

wasnt she just dismembered?

[tawny gorge]

its great

[tawny gorge]

i can turn you into a servitor rn

[jaunty path]

pls

[whole glade]

i want Servy back:[

[tawny gorge]

its a very light gothic

[whole glade]

i want my beloved first captain back

[tawny gorge]

shoutouts Talos

[whole glade]

yuh

[tawny gorge]

he'd be the greatest Talos of them all if it wasnt for the elder scrolls

[whole glade]

Jago still the best Night Lord

[tawny gorge]

||no||

[whole glade]

yuh

he killed an astropath who abused a little girl.

sevatarion is my fav night lord

[jaunty path]

Are Mommy Servitors real

[tawny gorge]

okay but Talos has drip and would beat jago in a fight

[whole glade]

okay?

Jago was somewhat reasonable

and heard voices

he didnt fw chaos

[tawny gorge]

Talos has drip

[jaunty path]

Servitor servitors

[tawny gorge]

and would beat jago in a fight

[whole glade]

Talos is cool too

but i like Jago due to his complex code of honor and how he killed the astropath

[tawny gorge]

Jago has less drip

and would get beaten in a fight

he also dies offscreen cause no one cared how he died

[whole glade]

hes not dead

[tawny gorge]

cope

omegacope

[whole glade]

omega like DMC

LIKE VERGIL?

[whole glade]

sure?

[jovial mist]

a guy purposefully teamkilled me in hd2, so I just waited till extract and shot him

I feel heretical

[whole glade]

nah

theyre

[tired steeple]

that's funny as hell

that's the best time to do that

[whole glade]

grassyass

[jovial mist]

he killed me for being "on him" in a max difficulty terminid mission

like

???

[whole glade]

oh so PLAYING THE FUCKING GAME?!

[arctic perch]

3 hours left to kill 10 captains, hopefully I can get them

[ripe tangle]

did I hear someone say something about an omegaverse?

[round mica]

Isn’t friendly fire actually a good thing

[cosmic burrow]

thats like 2 to 3 mission

[round mica]

It shows love

[ripe tangle]

if so, please stand in front of the wall.

[cosmic burrow]

i can help you

[whole glade]

WHATS THEAT?

my bad

[jaunty path]

Lucia what is your opinion on the Omnitrix

[somber stream]

Friendly Fire isn't

[whole glade]

caps lock

[jaunty path]

from Ben 10

[ripe tangle]

Nothing

Don’t worry ahout it

[cosmic burrow]

i can help you with that.

[round mica]

Not so friendly fire

[jaunty path]

Is the Omegaverse a transformers thing

[ripe tangle]

I dont really have an opinion

[arctic perch]

I'm good I think

[ripe tangle]

Yeah… something like that sure.

[cosmic burrow]

by help i mean i want to play with 1 less random

[somber stream]

friendly tapping you in the face with a .45

[whole glade]

ooo

i like Transformers

[cosmic burrow]

if you are up forn that strike team 4

[jaunty path]

I'm going to find you.

[jovial mist]

No

[jaunty path]

[ripe tangle]

and do what?

[jovial mist]

why do you know about the omegaverse?

[jaunty path]

grab you and spin you around like a staff

[ripe tangle]

No

[jaunty path]

Homo

[ripe tangle]

I’m going to find whoever is into the Omegaverse and shoot them.

[whole glade]

WHATS AN OMEGAVERSE?!

[jaunty path]

Don't do that to yourself Lucia

[ripe tangle]

is it you @jovial mist ?

[jovial mist]

The Book of Tzeentch has a couple of ideas 💔

[jaunty path]

Projection isn't healthy

[ripe tangle]

It’s not projection!

[jovial mist]

The call is coming from inside the house

💀

[somber stream]

So apparently, Cheetah balls aren't actually orange

[jaunty path]

Ya know how nuns are

historically at least.

[jaunty path]

That reminds me

Mormons

[vocal hawk]

benson boone

[cosmic burrow]

what about them

[jovial mist]

... how was this information gathered?

[ripe tangle]

Mormons exist, yeah…

[jaunty path]

they require a third person

[whole glade]

Ben Drowned Goldbloom

[jaunty path]

to jump on the bed

quite literally jumping on the bed

Lucia should know

[somber stream]

You know those Cheetos balls? There was a meme comparing those snacks with Cheetah's balls

[jaunty path]

She should know because she studies religion*

[jovial mist]

[ripe tangle]

I’m not helping you with soaking Missus…

[somber stream]

They both looks orange, so i wondered.

Looked it up and the balls aren't actually orange

[vocal hawk]

by looking at them

[jaunty path]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[vocal hawk]

it’s not like they wear clothes

[whole glade]

are the SoB just space mormons?

[somber stream]

Yeah i mean

[jaunty path]

I fucking knew you'd know

[ripe tangle]

No

[whole glade]

space Jahovah Witnesses?

[ripe tangle]

I hate that you knew I knew what that was

[ripe tangle]

No

[vocal hawk]

where all the muslim space marines at?

it’s always crusaders and black templars but no middle eastern themed chapters

[whole glade]

space catholic nuns?

[ripe tangle]

kinda but not really, yesn’t

[somber stream]

Why is your name edward Testicles

What's the story?

[whole glade]

yerst?

[lethal solstice]

One sells better than the other for
Unfortunately predictable reasons

[jaunty path]

also no i meant those two as like. groups that're taught to sexually repress themselves, tend to lay around a lot. And when they do, they're seen as sexual miscreants.

[vocal hawk]

legal name

[somber stream]

Legal name.

[jaunty path]

When straight men do it, it's just fine

[ripe tangle]

They’re “Nuns with Guns” but lorewise they’re more like Medieval Knight orders except with the gender reversed.

[vocal hawk]

christianity is such an over represented religion we need to mix it up

[whole glade]

ohh

sweet

[ripe tangle]

Ye

[vocal hawk]

the crusaders are so loved but they literally only won a single crusade

[jaunty path]

Dames with heat

[cosmic burrow]

nuns with guns is the order of our martyred lady

for the most part

[ripe tangle]

yes, but there are multiple militant orders

[cosmic burrow]

i know

[vocal hawk]

janissary space marines with power scimitars when?

[cosmic burrow]

that order is just the most exposed

[misty trench]

fellas, I have brown butter chocolate

[round mica]

One might say they are their troupes own ultramarines

[lethal solstice]

You get the Maccabians, best I can do

[round mica]

Poster gals

[somber stream]

Home made?

[jaunty path]

Butter chocolate sounds fattening

[ripe tangle]

They’re the “poster faction” of SoB, it’s kinda like if yiu look up Space Marines the first ones you see are Ultramarines

[misty trench]

no wtf I don't have that kind of time

[vocal hawk]

😔

[misty trench]

or skill

[cosmic burrow]

yes

[whole glade]

i like the repentia

[somber stream]

Understandable

[whole glade]

they look cool

[misty trench]

...I would like to learn though

[somber stream]

Same lol

[vocal hawk]

aren’t they like basically naked

[jaunty path]

Is it good hun

[somber stream]

Was going to ask for recipe

[misty trench]

VERY, but I am a skinny fella so it's np

[whole glade]

used to be

[misty trench]

and yea it's great

[ripe tangle]

We had this conversation about Repentia yesterday

[whole glade]

now just unarmored

[ripe tangle]

Why do we repeat conversations every single day?!

[whole glade]

and?

[jaunty path]

Me with my parents:

[misty trench]

I do love how drippy they are but god it's a crime that they have NOTHING to do with their namesake

[ripe tangle]

It’s tiresome

[round mica]

Order of the bloody rose tho

The red

[jaunty path]

Some people are Npcs I fucking swear bro

[whole glade]

bc i think they look the coolest of the SoB

[round mica]

[vocal hawk]

christianity inspired products sell

[misty trench]

time is a flat circle in the world of tide

[jaunty path]

No it's because some people are quite literally NPCs

[misty trench]

b-but but

[whole glade]

welcome to southern america

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/ottoman-janissaries-firing-muskets-janissary-gif-221507709877739006

[vocal hawk]

I love napoleonic ottoman soldiers

[ripe tangle]

oh no, the British company that comes from Britain which has a long violent history with Catholicism specifically made their grimdark setting Catholic-inspired…. Shocking wow.

[jaunty path]

Christian on christian violence? normal

[vocal hawk]

don’t careeee

[ripe tangle]

I’m just saying…

[misty trench]

love how that one dude has a misfire

[whole glade]

theres like maybe 5 factions with gothic shit still

[jaunty path]

You're right lmfao

[vocal hawk]

ottomans look cooler

[whole glade]

the Iron Sultanate

[vocal hawk]

they’re the only faction I play in total war games because they’re soooooo hot 🤤

[ripe tangle]

it would be like if a similar game was made by a Turkish company and based their setting on Ottoman stuff, or a Japanese company that based their stuff on Samurai, or a Russian company that based their stuff on Imperial Rus, noone would be like “but why is it like that????”

[misty trench]

I'm just horse archer and giant artillery addicted

[ripe tangle]

but a British company does the same and people are like that… it’s stupid

[misty trench]

it's because roasting the british is FUN

[ripe tangle]

I mean, you’re not wrong there…

[misty trench]

it's like one of the most popular british passtimes even

[whole glade]

british people are real

[vocal hawk]

british people have uglier aesthetics though

[jaunty path]

If you were starving would you eat a full english

[misty trench]

I like full english brekky unironically so yes

[ripe tangle]

I’d attempt a Full English while not even hungry…

[jaunty path]

Oh fair since its just normal food

[misty trench]

hollandaise my beloved

[jaunty path]

toast, beans, sausge, bacon

its a whole lot of fucking meat

[whole glade]

A full english

[jaunty path]

eggs

[ripe tangle]

don’t forget tomatoes and mushrooms

[whole glade]

is good

without the black pudding

[jaunty path]

Fuck me I want it

[misty trench]

butter mushrooms 🔥

[whole glade]

fuck that iron tasting shit

[jaunty path]

You had it?

[whole glade]

yea

[jaunty path]

Well it is blood

[whole glade]

NO SHIT

[ripe tangle]

is it sinful to use Ghee while making a Full English instead of Butter?

[whole glade]

ITS GROSS

[whole glade]

yes.

[jaunty path]

Stop hating

I'd try black pudding

[whole glade]

is it hating wrong if i tried it?

[misty trench]

IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT RAAAAA

[jaunty path]

Isn't that effectively the same

[vocal hawk]

continental breakfast

[whole glade]

Night Lords are better Chaos Undivided

[misty trench]

I like black pudding but again I also enjoy offal type foods so y'know, mileage may vary

[whole glade]

but still cool :]

[ripe tangle]

who is the most evil Chaos Marine Legion?

[vocal hawk]

1800’s peasant diet