general-chat

[lilac crag]

you're a real one

[ocean widget]

dont fling urself into the water to climb down zero

[dapper trench]

deadass?

[ocean widget]

ye

[dapper trench]

never wouldve thought

[ocean widget]

fuck

i have however now figured out how it works

also ive got the notes

[dapper trench]

ok

nice death btw

[orchid skiff]

[whole glade]

how about i eat your keyboard

[orchid skiff]

You can eat something else

[whole glade]

like what?

[blissful kiln]

deez nuts

[whole glade]

okay

ill rip them right off bitch

[orchid skiff]

This is why he's an orphan

[whole glade]

HE?!

thats it

youre getting it hoe

[whole glade]

NOTHING

im just playing into the bit

[whole glade]

hey is the guy from the movir

bettlejuice

[ancient violet]

I'm eating 😈

[wheat sphinx]

How to reliably kill monstrosities in melee

[whole glade]

zealot

[wheat sphinx]

I did like most of it's health with exe stance boltgun but my team just ran off and died

[coarse tree]

https://tenor.com/view/war-hammer-hammer-gif-25704599

[ancient violet]

Yes

[wheat sphinx]

So I am stuck with no ammo

in my mag

and a knife

like wtf do I do other than block

[ancient violet]

Kill it?

[wheat sphinx]

I stop blocking for 2 sec and it just destroys me with a combo, so like, any advice pls

[wheat sphinx]

yes I want advice

on how to kill them better

because they eat up my stamina and dodge cuonter

[whole glade]

use zealot

[ancient violet]

What advice, just kill it

You dodge the attack, attack back

[wheat sphinx]

what attack? It has like 20

[ancient violet]

Or block the combo then attack

[wheat sphinx]

and 10 of them lead into a chain

[ancient violet]

This is like baby step fighting game rules

[whole glade]

get gud

[wheat sphinx]

See this I can respect

[whole glade]

i would just block and dogde

[ancient violet]

No

[wheat sphinx]

dodge backwards or to the side

[ancient violet]

I'm still here 😈

[ancient violet]

Idk depends on the attack and the position

[ancient violet]

The problem with bosses isn't the boss themselves, it's the specialists behind them

If I could 1v1 every boss with no interrupts, I will literally be chillin

[wheat sphinx]

what is the psychanium spawning mod

I don't get to fight bosses enough

I gotta practice

[sleek harness]

You are in a coop game after all

[ancient violet]

The only boss that you can't really just exploit via positioning is probably the Burgle because the weakspot is behind them

[ancient violet]

But if I see the Spawn or Ogryn I'm just salsa dancing with them

[blissful kiln]

learn their attack patterns and how to dodge them

can train in the psykanium with creature spawner

[wheat sphinx]

yeah that

I need that mod

[tender horizon]

Actually you zone and spam the ranged attack

And if thst doesnt work you quit

[agile crag]

#veteran-class message

[wheat sphinx]

I'll watch in a sec

[agile crag]

block during its spam attack, and you can hit it after from a combo, if it goes for a grab you can dodge it and hit it another combo or two

[tired steeple]

buuurp

I just hit monstrosities until they die

so does my team

is there a specific strat? They feel more like large obstacles than actual enemies. They're not really dangerous unless you're at a cliff

[gleaming kite]

Super late, but this

[agile crag]

theyre dangerous if you let some of their hits land, the plagryn overhead hits like a mauler overhead

[gleaming kite]

The player retention ranked crap doesn't really need to exist

People will play H40 because they like playing it

VT2 proved this with Twitch and modded realm

[vocal hawk]

dark tide review: you can move in directions and exchange currency for a copy of the game

the game also contains enemies which you fight and/or polygons

[tawny grail]

The oldest house reviews Darktide

[dapper trench]

@sleek harness

dt?

[sleek harness]

Mega event mission

[sleek harness]

Yeah

And the freak?

[vocal hawk]

anton chigurh if he played darktide: what’s the most you’ve ever lost on a daemonhost fight?

[dapper trench]

alright 1 sec

[round mica]

i feel like DH’s are so funny now

[sleek harness]

@lilac crag freak

Darktide

[dapper trench]

@lilac crag

[lilac crag]

hmmmm

okay

[sleek harness]

Are you hearing a FNF music?

[lilac crag]

I am?

[dapper trench]

follow me on twitch

[lilac crag]

oh

[dapper trench]

do it now

[vocal hawk]

tony soprano if he was ummmmm unmm horus: bein the emperahs favorite sun whateva happened there?

[lilac crag]

my spotify is on shuffle lad

don't believe everything it says

I was listening to hotline miami soundtracks before this

[dapper trench]

Tony is dead dude

[vocal hawk]

like horus

[dapper trench]

which song

HT1 or 2WN?

[vocal hawk]

you mean the actor??

[lilac crag]

HT1 moon

Paris

also, can a friend join us

[dapper trench]

both

character and actor

[lilac crag]

@sleek harness

[vocal hawk]

yeah I know he’s dead

[lilac crag]

rodent

[sleek harness]

Me

[lilac crag]

can a friend join us

[sleek harness]

What friend

[vocal hawk]

I would say he’s had more of an impact on my life than any president or politician in history

[lilac crag]

Fenrir

@worn quail

[dapper trench]

idk man

[gleaming kite]

Being able to host Havoc 40s, not having to worry about deranking if you complete a single 40 a week

that's it really

[worn quail]

[gleaming kite]

and ego padding

[sleek harness]

He killed 70000 heretics

[lilac crag]

and he's my favorite

[dapper trench]

Friend code is in my profile

yk where to find it

[lilac crag]

that's me

I wait now

[sleek harness]

I think I already have tutle friended

[dapper trench]

you do

[lilac crag]

we wait a bit for fen

I'm not letting some gooner plate-face cur lover join our lobbies

[sleek harness]

What if it's an ogryn named "All-Mighty-Robert"

[lilac crag]

reconsidered

anyway he's getting on now

[tired steeple]

Buuurp

[jaunty path]

Farts

[round mica]

just ate some dandan noodles

shit was tasty

[whole glade]

i had hot dawgs wit spicy brown

[vocal hawk]

there should be an option in customization to be a hot sweaty tomboy I think that’d be pretty good

what do you think

[whole glade]

and/or femboys but yes i agree

just saying

gotta have both ends of the spectrum

[vocal hawk]

fair nuff

we should make dt a gooner game tbh I think that would make it fun

[round mica]

no

[whole glade]

theres prolly a mod or something to add cleavage or see thought armour

[whole glade]

yes.

we have too

[round mica]

no

[whole glade]

NNN is in 20 days

[vocal hawk]

where the fine IG shyts at

[whole glade]

gotta get it out before then

[round mica]

people already goon to DT enough as it is

[whole glade]

when?

[round mica]

ask

he knows all the lore

[whole glade]

dont gakekeep hoe

just tell me

[round mica]

he is the lore scribe

i cannot tell you

[vocal hawk]

where all the veteran/arb tomboys at

[round mica]

as he is the holder of knowledge

[whole glade]

why not pysker or Zealots?

:[

[vast ocean]

They hate us.

[vocal hawk]

psyker voice unfortunately includes a french person

and zealot is the most boring class in the game

[whole glade]

~w~

but i use that voice bc shes nice

[vast ocean]

Wait what

[whole glade]

i play both and i dont hate u :[

[vast ocean]

I play arb and i don't hate u too. (:

[whole glade]

yippe

[vocal hawk]

melee

I prefer psyker

[whole glade]

i made all my fellas fembros

bc im one

[upper parcel]

Revolver and tactical axe go kinda crazy on psyker.

[vast ocean]

I feel the same because I'm that stupid who plays sorcerer in every games

[whole glade]

so theyre nice to the ogyrn

allways.

in this house we are nice to ogyrn.

[vast ocean]

Thanks to Larian

[lilac crag]

3 deamonhost kills in 1 match

splendid

[blissful kiln]

I usually make female characters in games, but darktide women are so ugly all except arby are dudes

at least you can make them funny ugly

[vocal hawk]

we need more fine shyts

[whole glade]

i use the one good lookibng female face on all

[blissful kiln]

there are 2 faces that don't look abysmal

[vast ocean]

At least the arby can hide there faces 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[blissful kiln]

i wouldn't call them good looking

but I think everyone uses those

[whole glade]

but i gave them warhammery names

but fembot like

[dapper trench]

[blissful kiln]

there's the gigajane face and the asian looking face from the key art, those are the two that look ok

[whole glade]

wha?

[sleek harness]

Hey I helped him

Want to shame my work?

[whole glade]

him?

[dapper trench]

Yes

[whole glade]

how many times old man?

[sleek harness]

I am not old by the way

Paul is

[whole glade]

it was a joke

how many times oldman?

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin

[whole glade]

have we be over it?

[sleek harness]

Are you what now

Ophan?

[whole glade]

ye

an orphan of death and hate :3

anyway

zealot tim :3

[elder merlin]

Hmmm?

[carmine owl]

Is anyone here looking for group?

[sleek harness]

Paul you bitch I called you to play Darktide

[vagrant burrow]

Who the hell is the "animal abusing streamer" we're not allowed to mention in the Darktide subreddit? Seems stupid to threaten to ban someone for talking about someone when the average person has no idea who that person is.

Seems like a good way to get innocent people banned for no reason

[sleek harness]

We don't work with the subreddit sorry

[fair bridge]

my new laptop came in a day early :)

yaye

[whole glade]

NEW TC LORE!!!!

[sleek harness]

Whats TC

[lilac crag]

good missions

I'm a smidgen annoyed how 1 sniper shot perma's me

I eep now

[dapper trench]

TRENCH CRUSADE BBY

Whats the lore

[whole glade]

YEAHHHH

BIG ASS KNIGHT CLASS

[dapper trench]

the hell knight?

[whole glade]

No

[elder merlin]

I was asleep

[dapper trench]

Or the paladins?

[whole glade]

a new antioch

[dapper trench]

Crusaders?

[whole glade]

no

wait

yeah

[elder merlin]

[dapper trench]

Knew it

[whole glade]

crusader knights

[hard crane]

#arbites-class message

If you know this face

[dapper trench]

Yea their kept on a tight leash

[hard crane]

I don’t but that’s who it is

[whole glade]

BUT

[upper parcel]

I don't lose connection as often after the latest hotfix, but man, now when I lose connection the game straight up crashes.

[whole glade]

HES LIKE 12 FEET TALL

[dapper trench]

since yk

[vagrant burrow]

wasn't that debunked?

[hard crane]

idk

[whole glade]

Maxilllium-Class Knight

[dapper trench]

ight lemme see my boy ScannerBarkly vid on it

[elder merlin]

That the dude collar shocked his dog?

The video looked pretty cut and dry on it

[whole glade]

just read the lore like a chad like me

[elder merlin]

[dapper trench]

dk where to look

[whole glade]

the tc website

[dapper trench]

plus have adhd so scanner helps

[whole glade]

They have an offiacial website

[rocky radish]

One of us. One of us

[dapper trench]

shut up cj

[rocky radish]

It’s been years. People grow apart. Move on

[dapper trench]

no

[round mica]

All you had to do

[dapper trench]

OH

[round mica]

Was follow that train cj

[dapper trench]

Its basically Terminator Armor

[whole glade]

ye

but big asf

[dapper trench]

yee

[astral basin]

Aaaa

[whole glade]

@low hemlock would love him

[astral basin]

Whats going on?

[ocean widget]

people identified the collar hasan used

also hasan abusing his dog is nothing new

both for him being a twitch streamer and him in general

[whole glade]

tc LOTE

tc lore drop

[dapper trench]

who tf is Hasan?

[ocean widget]

twitch streamer and known shithead

[dapper trench]

so any streamer?

[astral basin]

If you don’t know you shouldn’t worry

As all drama

[ocean widget]

i dont think any streamer refers to a controversy about them a "pro-israel slander campaign" ngl

[dapper trench]

yeah ik, I get notification back to back about the fucker and its annoying af

[ocean widget]

hasans in the same boat of shitheads as H3H3 and fuckin whos his name

whatever filthy franks name is

[elder merlin]

To be fair, i assume most streamers are pieces of shit. So it isnt surprising

[dapper trench]

LITERALLY LESS THAN A FUCKING A HOUR AGO

[elder merlin]

[dapper trench]

Im finna unsub from Rev say Des dude

this shit stupid

[elder merlin]

Its the hottest rage topic

[ocean widget]

rev is literally a commentary channel so i dont know what you expected

plus just change the notif settings

[elder merlin]

Dont worry, it'll be replaced by something else in a month

[ocean widget]

set it to personalised instead of all

[ocean widget]

a month is optimistic

[misty trench]

subbing to an influencer commentary channel is a mistake

[ocean widget]

it'll probably take a week

[dapper trench]

havent watched him in years s

[dapper trench]

he gets it

[ocean widget]

rev is a vtuber too

so just shove those together rq

[dapper trench]

Yea

Idrc about that

[ocean widget]

vtubers have their own subset of stereotypes

[misty trench]

I get my news from REAL sources like my dreams

[dapper trench]

Whatever gets him his bag ig

[misty trench]

like I had a dream the stockmarket is fucking nosediving and the economy is in shambles, luckily it was all just a dream...surely it's just a dream

[dapper trench]

Closest I get to it is a voice activated pfp from when im in discord partys

[astral basin]

Short version is hes a political streamer based on twitch. Bc hes got a cult following on twitch he barely gets a wrist slap.
I haven’t heard terrorist allegations in a while but pos finger pointing is expected towards him

[elder merlin]

Buy guns.... now

[dapper trench]

He needs to stop

get laid or something

this aint it man, it aint

[astral basin]

2 years. Beyond point of “get laid”
Medical help

[ancient violet]

Ah drama

I'm ready 🍿

[dapper trench]

Good Coochie or Peepee fixes all

Quote me on that

[misty trench]

does a boomerang count?

[ocean widget]

last i checked hes mates with the twitch head so he aint getting shit

[dapper trench]

Whichever suits you better

[dapper trench]

thats the problem

[ancient violet]

I don't even know what is going on

[dapper trench]

me neither

[hard crane]

Are you by any chance a prophet of some kind…?

[vocal hawk]

my beloved tells me everything I need to know

[dapper trench]

any day now man

[upper parcel]

Zealots trying to farm daemonhost kills, trigger a daemonhost right before a monster, a horde and 2 captains spawned and we all fucking died because of it.

[royal badge]

I wish weapon version/mark differences were more easily visible from the mark selection menu

[ancient violet]

Streamers mentioned I now must know

😈

[dapper trench]

I stream if that means anything....

[misty trench]

yeah I made a wish with an eldritch entity that I would gain uncanny powers of clairvoyance

what he didn't tell me is that I would only be able to predict unavoidable dogshit events

[elder merlin]

Is it like the really sharp one from Mad Max?

[ancient violet]

Do you press the play and pause button on random videos?

[hard crane]

Oh that’s… cool… how much did it cost you?

[elder merlin]

Get on darktide

[dapper trench]

No I just play video games...

[ancient violet]

No

[dapper trench]

or talk to some of the viewer ik that are streaming

[astral basin]

I follow the blue moron sometimes
When im hoping hes still not on the anti anti culture agenda
I got my share of the hasan news

[dapper trench]

and watch theirs to show support

[elder merlin]

[wheat sphinx]

another down by 6 Crushers because I dodged too early, oh well

[misty trench]

actually it was a freebie, something about how I'm supposed to give out his referral code and bring more people into his multi-planar-marketing scheme?

[wheat sphinx]

I really gotta learn to not dodge early on Crushers

[lament ginkgo]

Spreading happiness
Battlefield 6 is live and its the best battlefield

[wheat sphinx]

their wind up takes 4 years

[dapper trench]

....Oh...

[wheat sphinx]

I forget it

[dapper trench]

[ancient violet]

Oh it's Hasan why didn't anyone tell me

[dapper trench]

read fuckass

[ancient violet]

I'm blind

[dapper trench]

Read brail then fuckass

[ancient violet]

No

[dapper trench]

skill issue

[astral basin]

Gamers don’t read

[hard crane]

Hmmmmm…..

Do they give free snacks?

[misty trench]

no there's a vending machine next to the portal and that's it

kinda blows

[hard crane]

dang

alright I made my mind up

I’m taking the vending machine

no I will not sign any mysterious contracts

[hard crane]

don’t look at me like that you could’ve stolen it first

[elder merlin]

[astral basin]

Pain

Random question
Anyone know anything about torsion?

[formal mortar]

Yeah

It's when something gets twisted

[elder merlin]

Testicular?

[astral basin]

Yep

[formal mortar]

Yeah that can just happen, it sucks

[hard crane]

Just crank it the other way then

[astral basin]

Im. Trying to see if thats whats wrong
But im avoiding looking online bc ik ill worry
But the doctor was an absolute tool and told me “nothing can be found wrong” when im telling him exactly how things hurt

[hard crane]

at least you didn’t get shocked by a inflamed ribcage that made it hurt to breathe

[formal mortar]

It will be sudden pain on one side usually

[astral basin]

It was sudden at first.
Like a. Blocked suction. Now its a dull radial pain

[formal mortar]

Yeah you might have just had a twist

Just make sure it doesn't swell to be bigger than the other, if it does then go to the emergency room

And also you would need to untwist it if it hasn't been untwisted

[minor narwhal]

god i hope the next update adds the other 39,998 warhammers they promised

[astral basin]

Had something like that for 3-4 days once
Forced myself to long and deep breaths despite the pain. Click. Resolved.

[hard crane]

Yea I felt like my lungs were stabbing me, thankfully went away after about two hours

Unthankfully I was informed I might have to just deal with it reappearing

[astral basin]

Idk about twisted entirely. The spot i think has the issue feels like its hooked
Like. A sharp angle bend.

[zealous viper]

i’m excited for the krieg armor to come back in the future it’s very cool

[elder merlin]

With how much of a hassle balls are, sometimes i think it would be nicer to just not have them

[formal mortar]

I would recommend to go get it checked then

[minor narwhal]

oh god that might take a while

[astral basin]

Idk. Im hoping this third visit. Is more productive
The guy didnt seem like he has any practical knowledge, and goes by checklist

[zealous viper]

that’s okay everything takes time

it just makes it feel happier when it happens

[minor narwhal]

if fatshark doesnt forget that is

[astral basin]

The “if its not in my book i dont think it exists” type

[zealous viper]

i’m sure there’ll be an opportunity one day

[formal mortar]

Ah, the kind that shouldn't be a doctor at all

[zealous viper]

i’ve heard sometimes doctors just brush people off

that’s very scary

[elder merlin]

Yup

Especially as a woman

[zealous viper]

oh yes

or as an older person

[formal mortar]

Well, I recommend looking into some underwear that has support because this issue can reoccur

[elder merlin]

"They're just gonna die soon anyway, tell 'em to take some advil"

[zealous viper]

welcome to being old

[astral basin]

Normally wear boxer briefs. The pressure has me forgoing entirely

[formal mortar]

I wear saxx brand these days

[astral basin]

Saxx?

[formal mortar]

Yep

[astral basin]

Oh boy time for google

[formal mortar]

It has a ball pouch

[astral basin]

Lmao its a sling set

[formal mortar]

It works great

[astral basin]

I hope so. Some of these images give some room

[formal mortar]

Yeah, I was actually happy when my gf surprised me with them

[delicate vapor]

Should I get Rogue trader

[astral basin]

The price tho… $10 a pop if you’re lucky?

[astral basin]

If you like top down rpgs ye. Its cool

[elder merlin]

What is the purpose of those

Doesnt that feel weird?

[astral basin]

If you have large assets, they dont get crushed
Or sensitive ones

[upper parcel]

Got put into a team that was killing stuff so fast, I couldn't get my disrupt destiny stacks.

I mean, I was killing things too, but I just wasn't getting the killing blow on most of the marked targets.

[formal mortar]

It does at first but then you get used to it really quickly, it keeps your balls from getting pinched and twisted

I always have had an issue with having enough room, so it's very helpful. Especially when running or doing sport stuff

[inland mantle]

Yes

[delicate vapor]

$18 for a steam key on this website mmhmmm

[upper parcel]

Wish the revolver had a bit more spare ammo. Feel like any shot that isn't a critical hit is kinda wasted.

[warped ravine]

Just had my first time getting jumped at by a dog.

[elder merlin]

Sir, we freeball in this country, if dont like it then you need to leave

[warped ravine]

Was not expecting a full on jumpscare.

[formal mortar]

I do whatever I want, whenever I want, wherever I want

[elder merlin]

Why are you scaring people, @languid hazel

[elder merlin]

Alright, commie

[elder merlin]

Nightlord spotted, shoot 'em

[ocean widget]

try having the ammo stat not be 60%

[upper parcel]

Brother, it doesn't have an ammo stat.

[ocean widget]

lel

[ocean widget]

pick up more ammo

[regal hearth]

what do you use it for?

[elder merlin]

Have you tryed not being ammoless?

[regal hearth]

you specifically

[languid hazel]

Awroof! Because it’s fun :3

[elder merlin]

Lol

pats the leanna

[upper parcel]

I have a psyker with tac axe and revolver, axe is for general combat, revolver is mostly for crushers and specialists, sometimes gunners.

[elder merlin]

Goober

[ocean widget]

revolver on psyker

have you tried using an autogun

[regal hearth]

i dont think the revolver is very good for crushers unless youre in a comfy spot to aim for the guaranteed (or nearly guaranteed) crit

but you shouldn't need crits to kill specialists or gunners

[warped ravine]

I'm only still new to the game so I don't have the full catalogue of weapons to choose from, but as zealot I've been using the combat shotgun and combat axe. It has brought me good results.

[regal hearth]

combat axe gud

[upper parcel]

Tactical axe is not the best weapon against carapace, and autogun is not gonna do anything to crushers.

Revolver has Hand-cannon blessing for anti-armor damage on crits.

[inner nimbus]

finally started playing God of War Ragnarok

as much as I miss the ability to upgrade fists and fist techniques

[ocean widget]

dont use the taxe against crushers then?

[inner nimbus]

man I forgot how good the combat feels

[ocean widget]

use BB

[upper parcel]

Yeah, that's the idea, that's why I have the revolver.

[elder merlin]

Hell yeah

[ocean widget]

i am noticing why you are struggling if you never press g as a psyker

[fair bridge]

it was sick, loved the spear especially

[upper parcel]

I am not struggling tho.

I also have no idea what "press g" means.

[ocean widget]

the grenade key

[regal hearth]

It means use your blitz

[ocean widget]

for brainburst

[inner nimbus]

actually looking forward to trying out the Atreus parts

[ancient violet]

It means G

[fair bridge]

thought the story was alright, had some odd choices

[inner nimbus]

I hope he'll feel like Happy Chaos where I can weave in shots with his combos

[regal hearth]

Whatever you changed it to

[fair bridge]

i did not play the DLC yet

[ocean widget]

you are complaining about a lack of ammo
you are struggling

[upper parcel]

I have blitzes set to X, I've had them set to X for so long I forgot the default key is G.

[regal hearth]

So what are you running for your blitz

[upper parcel]

Smite, cause of the heavy attack upgrade.

It works for push attacks on tac axe, which I use a lot when fighting hordes.

[ocean widget]

oh you're a smyker

[regal hearth]

You can smite the crushers and let your teammates whack them

the stun isnt bad

But what what you're bringing, youre not going to be destroying crushers

[ocean widget]

or you can take BB and use it on crushers while having it also have a chance to apply to attacks

[regal hearth]

You can't BB if you have smite, and I'm going to give advice on what he's already taking first

instead of just saying bring something else right away

[ocean widget]

i mean with that loadout hes going to be stabbing chainmail practically

[regal hearth]

Precisely

So better to just let the smite rip in my opinion

[ocean widget]

or switch to the better option

[regal hearth]

Sure, dueling sword :P

[ocean widget]

if duelling sword could hit things from far ranges yeah

[regal hearth]

(basically can)

[upper parcel]

I have tried the duelling sword on veteran and zealot and I do not like it.

[ocean widget]

not sniper range

[ocean widget]

i was talking about BB
bring BB, much better than smite for what you wanna do

[regal hearth]

you can get the support node for brain burst that auto procs it too. its fun and you can get procs off on crushers without having to charge it up

[upper parcel]

My revolver works just fine for crushers.

[regal hearth]

But it's eating your ammo

[ocean widget]

you are literally complaining about a lack of ammo

just fine and complaining about ammo are noticeably not the same thing

[upper parcel]

It's eating my ammo cause apart from crushers there's also 5000 specialists in every game.

[ocean widget]

well have you tried not shooting them with the weapon you've designated as specifically for crushers?

[regal hearth]

i like using revolver for "anti specialist" sniping and I barely pick up any ammo in those games (non-havoc)

even histg

[ocean widget]

i just bring the revolver for "haha hammer fanning go brrr" and dont struggle with ammo

[regal hearth]

but crushers are going to eat multiple rounds even with crits to the face

[ocean widget]

crushers are going to take like 2-3 BBs at best
even less if you've also got allies hitting em

[upper parcel]

I can't believe the higher ammo capacity variant has higher ammo capacity. But I can't use that one cause it deals a lot less damage to armor, even with the hand-cannon blessing.

[ocean widget]

oh no, if only there wasnt a perfect option for dealing with crushers and other armoured enemies as psyker

[regal hearth]

But again, you're not seeing the main idea: You're asking your revolver to do more than it can: be your specialist killer and crusher killer

[ocean widget]

yeah cus i use that one for fun
not because i designate it a role it cant do

[hazy kestrel]

I think it’s a bit funny how people still don’t know how to run Rolling Steel

[thick fog]

They gotta keep rolling in the steel

[hazy kestrel]

“Fall behind, get left behind”

[round mica]

one of my favorite missions

[hard crane]

mmm yes in this timed mission i will stay back 5 rooms from the objective to kill trash

[hazy kestrel]

But no, I guess they’ll just stay fighting the infinite enemies while I’m literally the only one doing the objectives

[round mica]

poxwalkers>objective we all know this

[hazy kestrel]

I literally one tapped the boss and did just about everything myself except for the batts when they finally caught up, and they had the audacity to give me flak when I practically carried them

[round mica]

and don’t kill any of the ranged enemies absolutely melting our toughness please let them shoot

[hard crane]

at least they're drawing all the specials to them as a distraction! (they will die in 5 seconds and all the specials will go to you next)

[hazy kestrel]

Might as well have just given me bots than them lmao.

[round mica]

vt2 spoiled me with those robots

[hard crane]

Me watching the vt2 bots fail the same jump over and over because I got backstabbed while grabbing a tome

[round mica]

they’re kind of roombas, don’t put them in complicated situations and it’ll clean fine

once there’s a complicated path

it’s over

[hazy kestrel]

Me, watching my teammates scrounge for plasteel while I’m literally 5 feet away, dogged. (Please, for the love of God, kill the pox hound).

And when they do finally kill it, I’m at 1 wound, with the other 5 corrupted

[round mica]

you are the martyr now whether you like it or not

[hard crane]

You’re playing martyrdom you didn’t need the other five! (They will push a burster into you a room from now)

[hazy kestrel]

Pain. I love playing as a coward with one hp because my until death triggered and was wasted by the hound

Alright, enough venting from me, back into the fray

[vocal hawk]

shinji crank that soulja boy

[thorny loom]

What if
There was a Warhammer 40k movie
But instead of being about space marines
We follow the suicide squads of Darktide as they battle through Tertium

Original idea, I know

[jaunty path]

Possible

[vocal hawk]

what if instead of space marines it was about all the warhammers

[thorny loom]

We have Chris Pratt play a plague ogryn
But the plague ogryn is not CGI'd in or other stuff with special effects
It is just Chris Pratt painted green

[vocal hawk]

Chris Pratt should play all the characters

[jaunty path]

We need to stop the meme casting

[ancient violet]

What if we had a Warhammer movie about John Darktide versus Horus Heresy

[jaunty path]

Strangles you

[ancient violet]

Ok but what if John Warhammer, his father, comes in and says: "I collected the 40 thousand Warhammers"

[rigid quail]

Then Vulcan would come back to obliterate an elder child and then leave for another 10,000 years

Eldar

[stark bobcat]

Jack Black as BoN

"Beast of Nurgle.."

[wanton spindle]

That’d go hard lol

[whole glade]

BF called the new Trench Crusade guy fat 🙁

[sleek harness]

Called someone fatso in Helldivers 2 because they were eating and they kicked me

[whole glade]

Not very cash money

[fast jetty]

omg

that would be awesome

do you think theyd make the BoN do a reference to the trash man

garbled up "and then i start eatin GARBAGE" voice line if u slow it down

[tawny gorge]

Reddittide

[fast jetty]

truthnuke

[whole glade]

Minecraft 2

Electric Boogaloo

[weary lotus]

So my wifi provider blocks the darktide account website i can only accses it using data

[tawny gorge]

vpn

[weary lotus]

I dont use vpns

[ocean widget]

As a brit, deport this man to england

[weary lotus]

With the awful internet laws there no thanks

[ocean widget]

Thats the point dumbass

[ocean widget]

Also how the fuck is darktide blocked for you

I'd say that sounds like child restrictions but thats specific of a website to be blocked

[weary lotus]

The regular website i can go on but the one to link my account for twitch drops i cant because "cant provide secure sonnection"

[ocean widget]

Thats not blocking the website then

Thats just your Internet being a shit bitch

Assumably you're using something like a micro modem or whatever theyre called

[long sigil]

i hope fat shark add darktide bar

like drg

[warped ravine]

Real quick, what are the Hestia's blessings?

[ripe tangle]

Armitage spotted

I miss Shadowrun…

too bad the IP holder refuses to do ANYTHING with the series and haven’t done anything with it for like, over a decade 😐

[warped ravine]

There's a lot of IPs like that, Titanfall 3 will never happen.

[ripe tangle]

for what it’s worth, sometimes they make comebacks bigger than ever.

Cyberpunk was basically a dead IP with the exception of 2077’s development, then in 2020 they released 2077 and RED and now it’s more popular than it’s ever been.

[wanton spindle]

Bro I need other warhammer games I’ve only got boltgun and I’ve been trying to speed run rounds on there

[jaunty path]

I can't imagine playing that game more than a few times

It's such single note gameplay

[wanton spindle]

Yea, it gets boring at some point mid play

[jaunty path]

It's real disappointing too since its a very on the noise Doom inspired game

[opal prism]

I fell in love with the force greatsword, i was so against it when it came out, now i can't sleep without it

[jaunty path]

Like you see a dead space marine first ever

In the Dead Space Marine position

yes Space Marines exist in Doom..

doom guy is a space marine

[ripe tangle]

what I really want is a Warhammer Mech-Warrior style game where you play with Imperial Titans and fight Ork Gargants and Tau Battle Suits

and PVP would be a must

[jaunty path]

Dreadnoughts are all I fucking want okay.

I want to play as a dreadnought

Not even the og space marine game can provide that

[jaunty path]

No fuckin servers...

[ripe tangle]

in the hypothetical game I just said I want, Dreadnaughts would absolutely be included.

[jaunty path]

NEED.

[wanton spindle]

I’ll accept any other warhammer game other then boltgun I’m so tired of constantly playing it 😭

[jaunty path]

play something else thennn

I can't fucking believe Smg4 got this far

[wanton spindle]

I will once I can convince my friends to play cod with me

[jaunty path]

play titan fall 2 or smth

a game I should play

[jaunty path]

gone from making.....super mario 64 shitposts with the use of Gmod and other editing....to giving a platform to several one of the most popular animated indie media

[wanton spindle]

Lemme see if my brother has it first

[jaunty path]

TADC got on netflix

It still shocks me

[jaunty path]

I got it for like less than 5 dollars. shit goes dirt cheap on sale.

[wanton spindle]

He has it

[west urchin]

if you like arpg's like path of exile or diablo, WH40K: Inquisitor - Martyr is worth it on sale, frequently 90% off on steam

i got it for like $5

[wanton spindle]

I have PlayStation not steam saddly

[vocal hawk]

or just get rogue trader

[west urchin]

also great game

[whole glade]

zaddy Jason in fortnut

and a cool werewolf

hell yea

[halcyon pebble]

rogue trader

[west urchin]

i just checked for you, it's on ps4, and goes on sale like every two months for $7.99, i think the complete edition is on sale rn on the playstation store for $9.99usd

[warped ravine]

I would recommend Space Hulk: Deathwing, but the multiplayer for that game is about as dead as Horus himself.

[wanton spindle]

I’ll have to convince my brother to buy it if I want it

I’m sure it’ll be fine since it’ll be 8$

[whole glade]

Deathwing my beloved Termis

i love being a dark angels simp

[warped ravine]

We need a Ravenwing racing game similar to Speed Freeks.

[jaunty path]

I'm not sure about this because I see many players complain about feeling super weak even as a terminator astartes.

[whole glade]

i fucking love Burzum

[wanton spindle]

Imma try and convince him to but deathwatch too

[jaunty path]

40k inquisitor martyr does go pretty cheap tho yeah

[whole glade]

fr

with other chapters

[jaunty path]

I'm seeing it for like less than 3 dollars lol

[whole glade]

like white scars and ECs

Buttah Dawg

butta dawg

[warped ravine]

I haven't even had Darktide for 24 hours yet but I'm already in love with playing as a Psyker with a force sword.

[whole glade]

buuta dawg

dawg wit da butta

[west urchin]

I think Psyker is the hardest class in the game, so if you're new and enjoying yourself on it then you're built for this

[wanton spindle]

I’m only able to play darktide when I’m visiting my brother and if he lets me play too

[whole glade]

brownie time

hell yea

[vocal hawk]

love maelstrom mutant spam

big fan

[warped ravine]

Any particular reason why Psyker is considered the hardest?

[vocal hawk]

lowest health

skills need lots of…skill

[whole glade]

just dodge

[vocal hawk]

poor bait consider sybau

[whole glade]

get gud scrub

[vocal hawk]

ok

[whole glade]

im just joshing

calm yo nuts broham

[west urchin]

well speaking only for me, there's just a lot going on. between how all your stuff interacts with itself and the peril thing whispering for you to explode your brains out, I really lean into the serene simplicity of swing swing being an Ogryn.

[whole glade]

i love when maelstrom give me no teammates

[warped ravine]

I'm sure I'll see that more obviously when I get further into the game, but at the moment I have a pretty good handle on it. So for the time being I'm going to continue being a space wizard with a sword, plus, the drip is stupendous.

[hidden trout]

because people havent realized that they arent the most fragile class anymore as of the last update

they used to be bipolar in terms of they were untouchable or eating shit based on your mistakes and if you were getting the kills or not

now its between being untouchable and moderately touchable

[elder merlin]

[hidden trout]

another factor is peril being a thing, but 2/3 abilities can instantly resolve that danger, one of them basically removing it as a mechanic entirely

not that its much of a danger from the start, its only dangerous if your falling asleep at the wheel

which if im being real is going to happen if youre playing staff psyker because theres not much gameplay involved as you obliterate everything effortlessly

[balmy schooner]

Veteran armor uniform 900k to 1 million

The amount of grind

[whole glade]

i love being touchable

with martyrdom

[elder merlin]

And i love touchin you, baby~

[whole glade]

yeah baby gal

[elder merlin]

[inland mantle]

Damn didnt know you got freaky like that

[elder merlin]

There are alot of things you dont know about me, let alone where i get down and dirty

[elder merlin]

Dont look too disgruntled, i was gonna invite you

[arctic escarp]

no

[elder merlin]

Man, everyone loves that gay vampire guy, but when it comes down to doin some actual man loving, no one picks up the phone

[spiral axle]

psyker at launch was something

[next iris]

it's like, 50? aurics

less actually if you run triple cash curio

[whole glade]

:[

[vocal hawk]

romance on the darktide discord server

🥵🥵

[whole glade]

hell yeah twin

we getting freaky asf

[vocal hawk]

freaktide

[whole glade]

what if it was slaanesh

instead of nurgle

and we called it freaktide

[inland mantle]

That's just what you call a 4 psyker lobby

[whole glade]

hell yea

im a pysker diva so makes since

freaktide

new reddit shall be made

[somber stream]

I have a mighty need for some slow cooked beef and potato stew

Stuff is best served in a wooden bowl for some reason, taste much better than in ceramic

[whole glade]

stwe

[lime beacon]

Licht eats like a medieval peasant

[somber stream]

Hell yeah

[lime beacon]

“9 sausages”

“Stew in a wooden bowl”

[somber stream]

Oh can't forget the bread

[somber stream]

Peasants did not have this luxury, mind

[lime beacon]

Okay, wealthy feudal lord?

[somber stream]

A knight

[ripe tangle]

who eats mostly old leftover bar food that’s just sorta snatched up before it’s thrown out?

[somber stream]

Every server in every restaurant ever, i think

At least i did

[ripe tangle]

same and you’re definetly right XD

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/tails-eat-hungry-yum-gif-16356098

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-funny-embed-fail-goose-goose-embed-fail-gif-25175587

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-tony-robbins-swallowing-swallow-giant-gif-5739726234580466734

[somber stream]

I remember this one time, a bunch of rich twat ordered too much Roast beef and left like half the table. Owner said to "Pack it up for the boys"

What a feast that was

[inland mantle]

Beast of Nurgle moment

[whole glade]

i hate pox hound packs

[elder merlin]

Romance?

[whole glade]

the bois just be fuggin

nothin wrong wit it

[low hemlock]

wait till u encounter Trapper packs‼️

[whole glade]

game enders

i hate em

[somber stream]

https://flavourjournal.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/2044-7248-1-7

Apparently there is a study to this

Tableware and accessories affect our perception of the food in regard of taste and experience

I suppose the wood enhance the taste of the stew due to its material and natural wood aroma?

[inland mantle]

[somber stream]

.... wooden wine glass?

No actually that's kinda heretical for some reason

[jaunty path]

Wooden glass?

[somber stream]

Goblets

[tawny gorge]

no you didnt

there i deleted it

no armitage

[ripe tangle]

How dare you!

[tawny gorge]

joker shroom is top 5 pictures oat

[tawny gorge]

nockles

[sleek harness]

Say, do you know Messi?

[sleek harness]

Why isn't anyone awake at 2 am

[whole glade]

guh

[sleek harness]

I swear yall are getting lifes

[sleek harness]

Hello person

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

And hello Paul who doesn't play with me anymore

[elder merlin]

I was asleep

And you havent been on darktide in forever

[whole glade]

hewwo

[elder merlin]

Or helldivers 2

[sleek harness]

I play it every day

[sleek harness]

Also this

Sounds like you are projecting

[twin flower]

iz ya boi arthur

[elder merlin]

Then why you never hit me up?

[sleek harness]

Well

You see

A gamemaster never asks their players to make up the campaign

[whole glade]

so

what yall doing

at 1:30 am?

[jaunty path]

reading a book

Krieg

[whole glade]

ooo

is it le cinema?

[jaunty path]

Its a nice book

like 2 thirds a way in

[sleek harness]

2:30

[jaunty path]

not far from finishing it but I am a slow reader

I am also angsting about my existence at the moment

[elder merlin]

Just shut up and actually ping me

[sleek harness]

Sure

[elder merlin]

And hopefully i'll be awake

[sleek harness]

Hopefully

[whole glade]

you dont live in the south baby

[jaunty path]

Whats to put food on the table, a degree, or a stack of cash

[somber stream]

@long sigil Dooooooggg

Helldivers 2, around 6PM your time 🫵

[whole glade]

its 1:30 here

[sleek harness]

Who's going to tell him?

[jaunty path]

Whats education even worth these days...I'm tired.....

[whole glade]

what part?

[jaunty path]

jjjj

[twin flower]

Its like 1:30pm here lmao

[whole glade]

fuckass?

[sleek harness]

Americans

[whole glade]

WHERE ART THOU FROM

BITCH

[twin flower]

wypipos

[sleek harness]

B

[whole glade]

Brengland?

[sleek harness]

No

[twin flower]

Bahamas

[sleek harness]

Why the hell would I be from Brengland

[whole glade]

uhhh

[astral basin]

sweet home Alabama

[whole glade]

that is east of meh

[whole glade]

HEY

IM FROM LOUISANA

[twin flower]

[astral basin]

Do do de doong de do do de doong, de do do deng

[elder merlin]

My condolences

[astral basin]

Condolences indeed

[twin flower]

lmao

Deepest of sympathies

[whole glade]

I HAVE BETTER FOOD THAN ALL YALL FUCKERS

im getting baited

i should know betta

[elder merlin]

Also isnt it Louisiana?

[sleek harness]

Do you have rice with beans with minced meat?

No?

What a shame

[elder merlin]

What are you ranked in education?

[astral basin]

Dem dam cajun aina mayakena nonanano sense

[whole glade]

Im from there, i dont currently live there

idk

[sleek harness]

Also Orphan, I am from Brazil

[whole glade]

yall got fucked by gamepass recently

[sleek harness]

I know

[whole glade]

but i cook cajun dishes but i dont currently live there due to education

[sleek harness]

114 reais for Ultimate Gamepass

Fucking greedy

[whole glade]

i moved foe better HS and college

[whole glade]

insert the johnny silverhand rant about capitalism

[sleek harness]

Just a sec

[whole glade]

Corps've long controlled our lives, taken lots... and now they're after our souls! V, I've declared war not because capitalism's a thorn in my side or outta nostalgia for an America gone by. This war's a people's war against a system that's spiralled outta our control. It's a war against the fuckin' forces of entropy, understand? - Johnny Silverhand

[elder merlin]

Where you live now? Let us make fun of that place

[whole glade]

uh

a few states up

..

and everyone is moving here..

[white vale]

Me after my first week in my new job

[whole glade]

starts with a T

[whole glade]

i love Reeves!!!!!!1

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-johnny-silverhand-cyberpunk2077-v-v-male-gif-9188884015723336993

[whole glade]

HAHAAHAHA

[white vale]

Embed failure

[elder merlin]

Tennessee

[whole glade]

~w~

yea

[elder merlin]

That place sucks too

Probably

[whole glade]

oh deff

[elder merlin]

[whole glade]

lotta you know who

red hat people

[elder merlin]

Figures

[whole glade]

i hate that my accent matches theirs

[elder merlin]

[whole glade]

well

sorta

but ye

just education and im dippin

to Denmark of Norway where i belong

[elder merlin]

Lucky

[whole glade]

i can be free

and theres alotta alters and places of odin to pray to there now

so win win

[vocal hawk]

in Vietnam the bullshit piled up so fast you needed wings to stay above it

[whole glade]

THE NUMBERS MASON

WHAT

DO

TEHY

MEAN.

[vocal hawk]

apocalypse now actually

[whole glade]

hah?

did they change BO lore?

T-T

[white vale]

No, he's talking about Apocalypse Now, the movie

[whole glade]

OH

[white vale]

[whole glade]

i though Woods said that at some point

did he qoute it or sum?

[white vale]

Maybe

Idk I haven't watched it

[long sigil]

OK

[vocal hawk]

yes

[long sigil]

WAIT WTF

135 GB>???

[whole glade]

OHHHH

[long sigil]

wait what

huh

[vocal hawk]

john apocalypse: really? we need an apocalypse NOW?

[long sigil]

hd2 is 135gb

[somber stream]

Yes

[long sigil]

wow

[vocal hawk]

black ops 7 is 460 gb

[long sigil]

wtfffff

[somber stream]

File bloat to aid HDD players, else they would take 1 whole business day to load in a match

Devs are addressing the issue

[jaunty path]

Half a terabyte

[vocal hawk]

350gb for the cat cafe

[long sigil]

but less than ark survival

how it so big

[jaunty path]

unoptimized

[vocal hawk]

call of duty has really strayed away from the military propaganda to get you to be cannon fodder for foreign investors

[long sigil]

what is this big chunk

dev ass

[somber stream]

Cope for now, it will be reduced in near future

[long sigil]

ill do better than this

[vocal hawk]

really? a cat cafe? what is this?

[long sigil]

than can play today

my pc

[somber stream]

In other word

Soon™

[long sigil]

kinda

download speed shit

135gb

wow

[somber stream]

Alright, no rush Bart

[long sigil]

sad

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/so-ive-heard-meme-cat-ears-so-i've-heard-gif-14683186045299634393

[vocal hawk]

cat cafe embed fail

[delicate vapor]

rogue trader has been purchased

[long sigil]

i like zealot hat

135gb

wow

lazy dev ass

[jaunty path]

at full price?