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Curious about loyalist/ traitor swap
satire can be awesome and epic
huh
If you have fun playing video games. You're playing it wrong
You're not a true gamer if you play to have fun
Coward I think about death while playing it never escapes me
Ah nah I've found it's not the best escape. I have mood swings. Do a brief 1000 yard stare. Then realize I'm stuck until the mission is over
Anyone got a translator for #psyker-class channel?
Fake "gamer": "wow this is so cool! look at how that chainsaw just rips into that gunner!"
Real gamer: "Need ammo!" "Need ammo!" "Thanks!" Thanks!" "[...] has disconnected"
Lol I joke
Anyway yuuuuhh hm
sorry i almost drowned
You can’t breath water silly billy
can we just move on before i start thinking about it
I like to put airplane noise on while I sleep
not funny dude
Fair then
Yeah so like airplane noise is really nice
You can laugh or you can cry but I digress let’s move on
Everytime I say "purge heresy!" In-game.. I get some people saying "no". I'm like wot? That's literally what this game is though...
Then wait for it..
Lovely weather today innit?
i can still call you a dick
I really like the sound of my AC when I sleep. Its soothing and relaxes my head
True and you’d be right
lovely bruv
How much time do you have
i can tell since you use the "chad"
Along with uh the airplane tv I got on. The doubl noise is very good
Let’s start with the unification wars and their consequences
i just put on random vids
For sleeping?
I mean sure but ones with voices are too much tbh
its bigg tugg or 3FS
Waking up at 3am to Adult Swim on the TV is a core memory
I think this video is actually just airplane simulator lmfao
🗣️ Zero consequences, next. 

its just yt or some tv ive already watched like Breaking Bad
Cities look like circuit boards at night
Speaking of relaxing stuff, stumbled across this piece, kinda nice
https://open.spotify.com/track/6b6cBB0o2cWKqS4gii2eXv?si=b55e3c7c5a28424d
but i refuse TWD due to the walker sounds
Fair
Watch the Beekeeper
I hate light pollution
Didn't like the beekeeper
Game of Thrones not bad either
the json stathom movie
Put on some outdoor boys
fuck that horny shit
That's unfortunate, you have my condolences.
i do when i feel lonely
when my bf isnt around
but i dont wanna agree with a dick
so no
Outdoor boys is a king he will be missed
It's just an action movie thriller without any depth
Peacemaker and The Boys is good too, I like Homelander. He's one of my all time new favorite villains. Hella funny guy.
The blood angels, the poets with a berserker rage
Way too obvious of a khorn pick
me and my mom are watching PM
also just overrated
The laser beam eyes gets me every time.
like cool but eh
Meme made manifest. Lol
@fair bridge is my little pogchamp
Loyalist World Eaters gotta be my favorite genre
I like Homelanders character. I like seeing him break hehe. Though I think me and him have some things in common...like needing everyone to like you or the world itself collapses
you read the boys comic?
I should be given advice to nuclear missile codes
Hell noh
@jaunty path try Bladerunner, if you don't like that one.. well.. then I got nothing for you.
shark bois and the flesh tearers and the Legio Damnitorum are the coolest succsessor chapters
One I should def watch
Read it, you'll see the fucker get broke
Not everything needs depth, Sah. Kill them heretics, simple as.
The space wolves
Solemn executioners
Would expect russ to die like khurze did. Unguided warband
its a fucked read but still
You’re going to hate that I’m a Dark Angels fanboy lmao
oh my fucking gods
The mountain memes were peak. Lol 
my dad watched that
he would not stfu about the women
Gok nght
JUST WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW
Did you know got had multiple version depending on what platform you watched
Hbo had the tits, there was another one that had the dong
Cool Dad 
🗣️ Based
hes a shitty guy
Does he whip you or something and physically abuse you etceteras? @whole glade
Both mentally and physically?
he hates women, is a racist, hates LGBTQ+ people
Or is he just absent from your life?
list goes on
Trying to figure out chaos Lionel Johnson
Adding his tree to nurgles garden sounds the most likely
El'Jonson*
erm
get daddy lions name right
He was named for a poet thank you
nuh uh
Wonder if people are aware of the poem the dark angels are named after
I also want to think hed be the one that falls for tzeench tho
Cold war shiz
have you seen his chaos design?
fan design
of the Dornian heresy
Dammit now im pissed again
I just remembered the dg is only nurgle themed bc of blackmail not actual loyalty
ooo tell me
DG?
Death guard
It’s about the author seeing his queerness as an evil he needs to defeat to live up to his beliefs
Lmfao I thought it was something more serious. Did he do bad things to you mentally and physically because of his hatred of that stuffs at least? If so, you should be contacting the local authorities not venting it or mentioning it here.
If not, don't go around saying he's like a neo Nazi or make it sound like he's apart of a hate crime group etcetera. You could get him killed by some random psycho.
My marine grandfather is the same, but he's a nice guy. No physical abuse, no mental abuse. Nothing. Just very politically opinionated.
You sure you're not just confusing him for a neo Nazi or something because y'all have different political views?
Seek family counseling
Ah okay
Is it bad that I immediately predicted that that’s what you’d say
hell no, i didnt say he was a nazi, hes just hateful and insufferable to be around.
please stop
r/relationshipadvice-general
It just seems like it Sah 
shut the hell up
Take a chill pill 
My grandmother’s husband was one of those “old fashioned” people
They grew up around the language, and its most of what they know if they are specifically working class
Doesn’t make them right tho
i didnt fucking need your family concelling like a fucking family guy bit
ngl, what you said was way out of pocket Mortem
No, seek professional help.
you started it 
Not from me
We sure could use a little less reacting right about now
SEEK A JOB
HOLY SHIT
seek stability
seek dn
Seek. Seek. Lest.
Pick up more hours
Bearer of the curse
I haven't seen a 17% toughness in a long time
Feeling bit unlucky trying to get them
can you stop now?
Find plenty of 21% healths tho
I have one on my veteran
i have a feeling orphan doesnt have a job, not sure whats hinting at it, perhaps the projection
Why don't all of you just stop?
Yes, Sah. 
that means the ogryn shit

Weapon rolls? I been just spamming brunts for the stats I want
its not funny if its every godamn message
Ogryns are cool though
Alll rolls
Id spam brunts but
i aint got the ordos
Oh yeah, I"m actually starting to run out of ordos myself, I got only 1.7mil right now
the ogyrns are cool, you arent for giving me "help" for my daddy issues
Bro, you can literally just block me..
Move on already

Lovely weather todat innit
bro'd rather argue
Then dont post it online
…only got 400k wym you got a mil ordos?
just stop. and we can be chill. thats it
But also if you do a damnation with a modifier you could get like 3-4 rolls, and aurics you can get 5
And mortis aurics are easy so that's 5 rolls of brunt right there too
They baitin yo rage
You lose interest, they stop finding it funny
Internet 101
I've got 5 million power in the mourningstar
eh its whatever
im just tired
its 3 am
tbf there has been a lot of crap people lately
Poozer
heh, just block and move on
they were trying to help
John Kasrkin
but it ot what i need
hah?
i always for get Frank castle was goona be a priest
Anyways, y'all got some good movie recommendations?
Protecc da lil uns
uhh....minecraft
I quite like all quiet on the western front
Found out that the bit of csgo stash I have sells for some money, I might be able to get battlefield 6
my fault?
That's a good one.
Why no?
its just a dumb fun movie
Man, but it has to be something I haven't seen yet.
Got about 300e out of the stuff i got from CSGO all those years back
Csgo? Bf6?
Wait another decade for battlefield 8
Get 6
Thats when 6 will be 80% off
Back when csgo was first coming out with knives and such I made 8k usd
Let me know if it's good. I'm still on the fence.
im going to rip a mattress in half
That'd be impressive honestly
Yeah, but I need something more violent and disgusting. You got any horror stuff?
use a knife
im the best fella for that
Bring her Back
is very tactile
tucker and dale vs the forces of evil? not horror exactly, but, its bloody 
a kid eats a knife and his own arm
I just found this
Was that the one movie where the rednecks accidentally kill people? Lmfao that one was hella funny.
It was like a parody of Texas Chainsaw Massacre and stuff
its such a golden movie
Truly peak
watch Bring her Back.
I like "the Cabin in the woods"
Very close to a SCP movie
I think it's Tucker and Dale vs Evil
might be the name
they're actually pushing agenda
yet dumb
just stop talking about it
Holy shit why does dornian angron look wicked?
Closing Darktide almost crashed my pc 
I'm gonna skip that one. Doesn't seem funny nor interesting to me. I want a movie that has gore, violence and action but there's a limit. 
Horror comedy parody like scary movie is good stuff too, damn shame we don't get stuff like that anymore.
Lion chest being upside down is so peak
so i gave a gory movie
and now? too much?
wheres the fun in that?
"violent night" maybe? i havent seen it so no clue but the trailer looked funny to me
Lol yeah I remember now
Hella funny
The way you described it to me, was a big no for me. 
its made by the raka raka brothers
True, I just wish there was more.
Classic
I should have said "mild hot sauce". 
if only my spouse was awake, he'd have something locked and loaded for you, probably. serious movie buff
I'll check that one out 
Shaun of the dead
Like I could watch horror movies such as something like John Carpenter's the Thing.
But not sick in the head snuff horror movies.

poser
/j
I have my moral standards and limits. 
yeah gore and violence for the sake of gore and violence makes ya fear for the directors loved ones
and i fear for fatshark devs loved ones 
Lol true 
as long as they aren't nurgle worshippers, they'll be ok
Guardsman, I have my limits and standards yah know!
but its also, not torture, theres no screaming in agony, its not too over the time "im commiting warcrimes"
the poxxers beg for the pain to stop when idle, but not while we're slapping them around
meanwhile, certain horror films are just, torture fantasy shit
We're helping them.
Yeah, I'm not a fan of snuff.
It triggers me low-key because I just see it as mental damage. Sad, not horrific.
so is that what snuff means?
i am learnt
wait are we talking about funny horror movies?
Well no
damn 
"one cut of the dead" is a japanese zombie movie that is absolute peak in that regard
unlearnt
Yes, I need a recommendation. I've seen most of em though.
I'll have to add that to my list then. I'll watch in Japanese with English subtitles. 
Ty Sah
"hardcore henry" isn't a horror movie but it is a really cool, funny and violent action movie
Cant watch horror movies
There arent many torture scenes i can stand. Much less the screaming.
I can do gore galore tho
Loved hardcore henry
i watched it with a friend of mine while we were pretty drunk and we absolutely lost our shit at the end
so fucking funny
like jumping up off the couch and going YOOOOO AHAHAHH
Google it, it's missed up stuff. I feel bad for anyone that goes missing or gets abducted IRL. Because this could be one of the outcomes. I'm not a fan of snuff horror, because it's just bad. IMHO
For context, I'm talking about horror movies that are made up snuff horror, fictional, not real snuff. Real snuff is very bad. Illegal and the criminals should be given the death sentence IMHO.
i see :(
Psychological horror can sometimes bug me too because it's literally just depression in horror form sometimes. Terrible
Not all of it, but some of the psychological horror is. It depends.
I love horror movies that make me feel awful inside, like hereditary
that one scene... if you know you know
korean thrillers can be pretty gnarly and violent without going into horror territory
i saw the devil, for example. great film. really heavy shit
Lol true
Ew
"Templard"
Lard
Lol funny 
Why is space marine 2 general chat filled with slaneesh infested space marines
Never understod that part
Best you do not know brother.
Ah yes the tomfoolery that happend during the gif spam
Dude, the pay for being a guard there must be insane. I could never, atleast not without wearing a fuckin suicide vest, so i could blow myself up incase shit hit the fan. The scene where every cell unlocked is fucked
We got a femboy cult in here
Yeah, at certain times or random.. you'll see that heresy posted everywhere. Until they have to sleep. I think.
Idk about sm2. Last i looked they had the BT stink brigade
To be fair, who doesnt like femboys and muscular women?
You mean the elevator scene? Yeah guards are super under equipped for that kind of duty
The SCP containment breach was the best part.
Where all the cells unlock and the guards just get decimated
Is what im talkin bout
Yeah, they're around here. My head canon is that they're a Slanesh cult or something.
To be thrown around by a scottish red head… wait thats not legal here
gulp
I always did like the discussion it brought up on reddit, about how they captured all these creatures but for some reason all the guards just have regular mp5s and shit
Or why the button to release everything is just in the guardsroom
Or the fact they even have a button to release everything in the first place
Yeah we need a SCP-like show yesterday.
Lol yeah, who captured em?
Im surprised there arent more games
We had someone posting scat content on the server today
'Control' is one example i really like
Nurgle cultist
Did you find and kill them irl after that?
If only
you mean the scatman john song right?
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
No I mean poop fetish content.
Knew a dude that claimed to watch 2g1c nightly
Needless to say i never liked him
There is only WAR.
SHUT UUUUUP
Are you kidding me? Please tell me they got muted kicked or banned
I know there is that one game on pc, where half the people are scps and the other half are people just trying to get out
they got promoted to CM
Oh hella banned ofc.
Nice
How did that even happend
Who in the right mind posts smth like that
That sounds like a fun game.
I don't think people in their right mind do that
I bet those who saw it got trauma for the rest of their lives
If only there was a way to ban gifs wo banning links
The class chats would see a second coming
it's already a thing, varlet
It was a video captioned "showing my dog things she's never seen before pt 13" and then it's this tiny shivering chihuahua and the camera pans to show that she's looking at a laptop playing bizarro scat stuff with someone wearing a diving suit literally submerged in poop, which I suppose is meant to be funny but just. Nah.
Thats just denying perms all together
Class chats still need images and links
WHY ARE YOU DESCRIBING THID
Yeah, you never seen it? Tons of videos on youtube, seen a couple, crazy watchin people play it. Seen a dude just stack a fuck ton of grenades and kill a scp like that, just real jank shit
Filthy frank sounds like
Or that funko guy that did similar gross stuff idk
look at Vampirene instead
I aint see nothin
she's cute UwU
Reading that almost made me puke
Sadly, I am a humble console plebian.
I'm on PlayStation 5 currently
Oh nah that reminds me of the packet phenix meme
Sup alexander
Id shout xbox supremacy
But uh… Microsoft startin to rail its own clientele…
there are rumours that microsoft is going to kill xbox completely
The end times
shut down the hardware division, rebrand to "MS gaming," focus on games and gamepass only
I try telling my Xbox frens that Xbox was doomed unfortunately and couldn't keep up with competing with PlayStation.
Competition is a good thing though
they partnered with gfn to make the gamepass library available on there so all you'd need is any device capable of streaming and then a gfn + gamepass sub. could be that they think that is the future. but i dont understand the giant gamepass price hike either lol
Its not the xbox vs playstation competition
Its the corporate greed
You cant compete if the companies only shell out shit and make you suffer to simply be a consumer
So if they purge Xbox, I don't know how it'll effect the gaming industry but I don't think it'll be good since cross play is a thing but it might make 1st party exclusives a thing of ancient history.
They increased the system price by 30%
So maybe it good thing?
Oh..
you can take nintendo's 1st party exclusives from their cold, dead hands
Not bad idea honestly
but sony has been bringing more things to pc yea
PC is the future
hi
stares motherfuckerly at gpu prices
emulation is legal, no matter what nintendo ninjas say
The whole console concept was about afforable gaming, you can build PC for cheap these day
2nd market
🗣️ Those God damn corpos!
?? nah the days where you could build a pc for cheap are firmly behind us
a modern midrange gpu costs as much as a whole ps5
that's not a lot of money
then you still need the rest of the pc
Mfw ive never owned a comp in my life
Oh yeah I forgot about Mario and Zelda, timeless classics.
pc gaming is alive and well but it serves a different market when it comes to AAA games
Same
Let me just plug in my PlayStation controller and we good.
you can plug in whatever controller you want
and play all games that have ever existed (almost)
and get good discounts
2k if you want something even vaguely approaching futureproof and yeah that's a lot of money.
Idk, you can still build a decent PC with similar price to a PS5, granted the GPU won't be as great. Can do a whole lot more than just gaming with the thing, too
Then I shall stick to my PlayStation 5 etc. 
I don't understand why people stream games, you'd hae latency issues wouldn't you?
Most game support PS controller these day on Steam
you could build a pc that was significantly stronger than the consoles of that era for less than 1k euros 10 years ago, the price has easily doubled in a short amount of time (mostly down to gpu price inflation)
how is 2k a lot of money when in europe\america a middle class citizen earns like 3k\month
My buddy does it on console cause he doesnt have the space for everything
Yeah i notice a huge price increase after the whole coin thing
everything is also more expensive
Scalpers
rent is 1500 euros a month
WoW and SWTOR and many strategy games is what I remember playing on PC for.
if you're renting alone, then yes, i suppose
The gamepass library was a BRILLIANT move by Microsoft
The problem is
They are mishandling it
It needs to be a library of old games that dont have as much relevance anymore, with a highlight every now and again
But no. They have to have constant “day one releases”, and make their contracts predatory for the devs
i'm still going to buy a new gaming pc next year
but i've had to delay that purchase for a few years now
because we bought a house in the meantime
that was unbelievably expensive
Bg3 will never see gamepass simply bc they saw through the bs and realized how much of a margin theyd lose
a 2k usd pc stayed mostly relevant for 5 years for me, it only stopped because I fried the gpu
if there's a server nearby, it's really not bad
i play darktide on streaming and i pull my weight in havoc 40
I think the best controller is PlayStation controllers, very symmetrical. PlayStation 3, 4 and 5 specifically IMHO.
hell naw, xbox one controller is bis
consoles cost 1/4th of the price and last you 5+ years too
there are other downsides like having to pay for online gaming lolololol
but let's not pretend like gaming pcs havent gotten very expensive
That’s heavy stubber
yeah, but the range of games you can play is severely limited and everything is giga expensive

My area… i cant do cloud gaming…
I get. Weird frames. I get a bar that goes top to bottom to refresh the visual state, takes 4-8 seconds idk
And in the meantime the game slowly freezes in place
Absolutely abysmal
if you're going to play a lot, and play a lot of different games, then investing in a gaming pc makes sense, but that's why i called it enthousiast-tier
consoles are still 60fps locked aren't they?
Yes
someone who just wants a machine to play fortnite, cod and madden on is served perfectly fine by a ps5
Sorry Sah, I is blind. 
ps5 or the ps5 pro? one of the two? can do 120fps, depending on the game. but a lot of games are still being released at 60fps or even 30fps ya
Darktide too 
SM2 runs butter smooth on a ps5
Borderlands 2
Yeah that's unfortunate when that happens
we're mostly past the bad pc ports era
aw man who remembers that one being ported to ps?
Nah it's been happening again lately
PC games still suffer from dogshit UI made for consoles
but what bad ports have there been recently?
Sorry Sah
even from software ports are decent now

I cant get enough how hilariously bad borderlands ran on ps at first
Like. Dogshit unplayable levels of bad
you should be
Borderlands 4, monster hunter wilds, silent hill F, tlou2
Until you learn those three games alone take about 80% of total space of the console

That's okay because they don't play anything else
wait, I know they are poorly optimized, but that's not because they're bad ports
borderlands 4 on pc and console is night and day difference 💔
Wait I thought SH:F was fine?
afaik
That counts as a bad port
it's two separate issues
the standartization of UI makes all UI look like soulless corporate garbage
but what I was talking about was the functionality of it. like instead of giving you a proper bar with abilities, or binding stuff to the many keybinds a keyboard has - they just put everything into submenus, because that's how you do UI on consoles
You people and your dependancy on fps
How weak
it's a port if it's ported from console to PC
Borderlands 4 was developed for PC and Console at the same time, wasn't it?
If a game runs well on console but runs like shit on pc, they prioritised the console version and deprioritised the pc version and that delegates the pc version to, colloquially if not technically, a port in common parlance
it's not like Resident Evil 4, where they took a console version and made it work on a PC but forgot to add mouse support or change the QTE buttons
I just want games to run on my PC without having to break the bank again 
Too bad
Sometimes im glad to be broke
Half the time a new game comes out im not on the title chase wave and get to see if its good or bad
Wish the game would tell you how much damage different weapons do to captain shields.
That's true I do love old games but I wanna enjoy stuff that comes out nowadays too, having all my friends play monster hunter wilds while my PC literally can't (even if I run other modern games just fine) made me sad as hell 
128gb of ram as the bare minimum
They all do about the same amount because captain shields put a cap on the amount of damage that one damage instance can do. This does have the side effect of making attacks with lots of damage ticks like chain weapons or high rof like a twin stubber or high pellet count like a ripper most effective
just compare morrowind UI to Oblivion\Skyrim
that's the clear shift from PC focused UI to Console UI
inventory grid, resizeable and movable windows became fixed scrollable lists
Wonder why they didn't put monsters and captains in the meat grinder, tbh.
morrowind UI would be a nightmare to navigate on a controller
so they changed it
the console UI in PC games is a long standing issue
Wasteland 2 -> Wasteland 3 is a more recent example
Mfw controllers arent “optimally designed”
And require special holding techniques
Only mod could do it, I think they don’t want you solo against boss dps’ing by yourself instead teamworking, or is too crowded
We do it with mods anyways so to hell with that
That ship sailed 2 years ago
Or 3. However long this games been out
I think games designed for console having their own UI is fine but UI has gotten worse in both, it's bigger than just a PC vs console issue
it should be two UIs
but that's extra work, so PC players get consolified UI with a cursor
This also has to do with the demographics of pc gamers changing, though.
Games are a pain in the ass to even get out the door nowadays so I'll take that necessary evil unless the UI is particularly atrocious
The morrowind UI would frustrate a lot of players today
You can also argue Morrowinds ui was simplified from daggerfall so it could be on the Xbox
I remember seeing the morrowing ui mod for skyrim
Looked abysmal
Ok, but compare Wasteland 2 to Wasteland 3.
Wasteland 2 you have a quickbar on which you can put anything from items to skills as you like and access them with 1 click. And another action bar with all the combat related stuff like crouching, overwatch, reload, aimed shot etc.
Wasteland 3 you don't have a quickbar and everything I described above has to be accessed with a submenu
why
I like Morrowind because it's Morrowind. I like Skyrim because it's Skyrim. I think it's a neat idea to port the Morrowind UI though even if it doesn't really work in practice
it's not making it easier for the "modern gamer"
it's just constrained by a gamepad, because you can't put so many buttons on a gamepad, you need to put everything into submenus, there's just no other way
doing it the way it is right now is making the experience for mouse&keyboard worse
absolutely not
it's not a compromise at all
Aggro dh and leave??
Im offended
I aggro dh and panic to the checkpoint
Or stun lock it if i have totem
Zealot*
If I aggro dh I simply handle it or I eat shit
Played a DoW 2v2 game against bots with a friend against random factions, it was Imperial Fists & T'au vs Imperial Guard and T'au, and the CPU T'au were using the same colors as mine
This is the way
I cant handle it. So i lead it on a merry chase away from the group lmao
Tau strong together
Get stronger, eat more rashuns
that's why I use my custom farsight enclaves scheme
Does dow2 have skele bois…?
I think the elite mod does now? Don't quote me on that though
Basically all of dow2's community is on that mod and has been for years
Because it kicks ass
Oh yeah dow4 does
Yeah it does
So far the only revealed factions are Space Marines, Admech, Orks, and Necrons
I cant do rts games fr.
I was introduced to them on old mans comp and trying to do them on xbox feels impossible
I hope there's more than what was revealed
I doubt it
I will not be buying it until T'au are added
Mfw im paying 15$ on battlesector just for 6-12 models on every faction
Admech is LAME
It's ok to be wrong
Depends on the admech
Im not a fan but. I see the appeal
No imperial guard is the real travesty
Skitarii vanguard warmed me up to admech considerably
You will play space marines. You love space marines. Space marines are the best. There are no imperials besides space marines.
Buy more intercessors.
Im about to get hate
The amount of units in marine squads is too much.
Needs to have half as many marines that are slightly more badass for tanking and shooting more shots
Just put your thumb on the screen so it looks like less
Like tabletop or battlesector
Battlesector is nice
I got the game from a giveaway

I don't play battlesector so I wouldn't know
Still egregious
Every 5 squad needs to be 3
And you still run into
“Theres 50 marines in that army, i only have 80 guards.”
Battlesector is fun BUT its really batebones
Batebones?
Barebones
Truly
A
Sorry meant to add a question mark
But the orks are very fun
They are?
I just play the campaign thing
Same
Orks is a dlc army
They came in with militarum i think
They also added a sisters campaign
No they are seperate from militarum
Its a lot of dlc too sadly
It would be a lot better if all of that was includet tbh
I mean release wise
But. Nvm. They came a whole year earlier
Yeah theres
4 factions
$15 each
Which is. Annoying
The khorn one is the worst offender
6 models
While the rest have 12/16
Wait i think that ones $5 lemme check
Yep
5
Why is TW Warhammer 3 getting downvoted to hell?
Its still a bit shitty imo to vut everything behind a paywall

Idk cause they are greedy filthy bastards prolly
Because the a.i. for beastmen and some other factions is bugged to where they don't do anything
And instead of fixing it right away they said "you'll have to wait for when we release the dlc for 7.0"
Total war is long dead for me
lol, with the newest update?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And to think i was about to buy all 3 games
To get that one big map
(which is mighty silly)
Dont i know the temptation but you will be dissapointed.
Oh i know
So, not saying it's just him but, legendoftotalwar did a vid about it to call out the company, people downvoted it, company came out with bullshit response
Its not a good tw imo
It smells, which is why i'm still looking rather than buy
Instead of admitting to their mistake they're deflecting but also saying they are going to fix it and push the dlc back
Fuck them
So it's basically unplayable atm?
Scam artists
I think it's worth it if you get it on sale, for now it's just not playable though
Explains the downvotes
It's playable
…i miss old halo wars when i pretended like i knew the game
Just there are a couple of factions that don't do anything on their own
ALL UNITS
Meanwhile me with Skyrim and 300 mods
Its a horrible game imo. The ai gets ridicuous buffs even on easy that are just straight up unfair so your constantly fighting doomstack after doomstack
(it got to 150gb in size, send help)
Halo wars was a fun babys first rts to play back in the day with my friends who only had played fps games
Licht. I pray for your processor
It'll be fine
Yeah it'll be fine
50% „culture“ mods

Hes rebuilding for honor
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/151478
Shoulder bashing dragons is my passion
Do the ai get for honor moves?
Now licht. Thats very unsportsmanlike
I do play on the highest difficulty
So they squash me like a bug if i get hit twice or thrice
“Highest difficulty”
As long as you go the jiggle physics working, nothing else matters
Disappointed in sid now
Im proud
Priorities
Slapping ass is one of my fav pass times
A man of culture
If it don't jiggle then I don't want anything to do with it
Dont want none if you dont got buns hon…
Does anybody know if characters other than Ogryn get random voicelines on the Mourningstar?
All of em i think
I know that ogryn get a response line when they announce rations being cut
Only time ogryn gets truly upset
Probably one of my weirdest 40k takes but I think the Aeldari are a bit too much just normal ass elves. I think their armor is actually perfect for "Elves but they're aliens" but under the helmet it's just, a normal ass elf. Like nothing freaky or alien they are just regular elves
Tbh
Alien design in 40k is generic in general
Nothing 'exotic' or unique about their design when compared to other media
Maybe save for Tau
Walking fish they are
Yeah its more like the lore thats unique
They are not fish
Pointy eared leaflovers
They have more in common with goats
They is fish
We all evolved from fish
They have multiple stomachs, hooves, hair, leathery skin
Like it or not
Literally the only fishy thing about them is that they're blue
I'm not a fan of every fantasy universe using elves and dwarves (it's fantasy, you can imagine any species - why stick to the same old cliche species).
So I have similar feelings about the Eldari.
Sounds mighty fishy to me
hairy hoof fish
Fish people with hooves
Wait
We evolved from fish, do you see fish with human limbs?
40k elves have hooves?
No Taus
Wtf
Personally I'm totally fine with Elves and Dwarves and stuff, I just think they need to be done interestingly
Taus have hoove
Ah yeah ok
I think Tyranids are the coolest execution of the bug alien trope
Tau are 100% fish no debate
Muted and blocked
Yeah they are pretty unique all in all i think
I mean there's the Zerg
Honestly though Tau having hooves and stuff makes sense since Tau seems to be a short form of Taurus
Their consistent "six limbs of which 2 to 4 are used as weapons with organically grown guns as needed" theme is peak
Cooler design, still very Tyranid ish
Zerg are similar but not the same
They're a Tyranid ripoff and also not cooler
They dont consume like the tyranids right?
Brain bug
They consoom
I dont remember

They have kerrigan bug mommy tho
I think a lot of the aliens in 40k are actually pretty cool and unique, except for the Aeldari who are just normal fantasy elves, and barely sci-fi elves
Next we'll have worm aliens from outside the galaxy taking over outposts, then planets, then colliding with the Tyranids
What did the zerg even do in starcraft? Just kill everyone? Always just saw the cinematics of them just killing everything
I think their armor is fuckin dope tho and is perfect for sci-fi elves
we could use our own space version of the skaven
I'd say inspired, like how Startship trooper's concept of Powered armour soldier deploying from High orbit inspired Space marines
I think "elves but sci-fi" is good enough
Yeah i think so
They be food
I know in the dlc they show the wild zerg absorbing the powers of other wild zerg they killed and consumed
True
yeah that's the Imperium
So are zerg just tyranids and vice versa?
But its not consistent
I really don't know much about Skaven, I just know they're giant rats and I kill them in VT2
Tyranid came first
40k was first
Man book series called red rising did the
Shooting units from a canon
Thing
A little literally
As a ship to ship boarding technique
Burn burn burn
Yeah but i wish they had some weird physical trait, even just a weird non human skin color to better clue you in that the Aeldari aren't just elves, but aliens
Skaven are pretty unique too imo i like em
they also are constantly plotting and scheming against each other
What motivates them? Are they just a chaos faction?
they are bigger and longer than than humans
Endless hunger for power
And hunger
Just normal hunger
I think Starcraft was originally intended to be a 40k game, but the deal fell through. (Or maybe Warcraft was intended to be a Warhammer game...) So then Blizzard just made their own version of 40k (Starcraft).
And a big horned rat
That might also be a god
Most elves are taller than humans in fantasy
Sounds neat
they also hate every other race with a passion
Sounds normal
And each other
The motivation of skaven is being skaven
They lie-cheat, they steal, they backstab, they respect the social order by climbing it to remake it their way
Skaven society wouldve collapsed if they werent so prolific and ingenious
They are the bane of chaos bc they cannot conceive of a higher being than rat
When you're planning the backstab the rat in front of you, you gotta be careful about the rat behind you
Did Skaven evolve on Earth? (I could maybe google it.. but eh)
Fuck it we Baal
they were created from man's festering hubris. and very cursed bell
Ah, so there's something demonic/magical about their creation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdrCeraprBo
heres the details
Its also wh fantasy. Whole other reality
Would you live on a planet that rains all day, year round?
probably already one in the 40k universe
there's probably a demon world where it rains slime constantly
Most popular example would be Kamino from Star wars
yep, death gaurd lives there
Caladan is like UK
I'm talking rain 24/7
Earth used to be like that for a good while
Ah here goes
"The most notable period of constant rain was the Carnian Pluvial Episode (CPE), lasting 1 to 2 million years about 230-234 million years ago"
I would not want to live in water world no
Water worlds are cool tho
Not a fan of giant squid and sharks myself
There's no art of the Pelager abhumans, poop
Abhumans who live underwater
You rang
We got those in the Thames
If i got to write a 40k story I'd set it on a water world
They climb out to claim their unemployment benefits and buy bottom shelf vodka
Would rather hope for frogmen
Where half the world is a shallow archipelago and the other half is a deep dark ocean where a race of deep sea xenos once lived
Very wet
where whatever's influencing House Delaque lived
that's right I always forget Necromunda used to be a water world
I kinda wanna write a 40k book about a Psyker working as a detective for the Enforcers
i'd love to read that
welcome back psi-judge anderson
🌌 🦈
god that movie was so cool
demon implosion mid matrix dodge
Rebellion is releasing a Rogue Trooper film this year
They might be planning to do something Dredd-related after that
Id like to imagine that the “my beloved” psyker isnt wrong in hearing big e in the warp
But its not a direct link, just radio static of the shadow at work
The scfi blue army guy game?

Maybe a shard of Big E himself
The informations the psyker is receiving trace to High lords of Terra even
Yeah, Rebellion built a film studio for doing 2000AD stuff, they released some post-apoc highschool film a few years back but this is the first thing they're doing that's actually using the full studio from what I can tell
My reasoning is
Psykers hear jibbering from the warp all the time
Sometimes its an actual chaos entity
For most psykers, big e is a friggin lighthouse in the warp
But what if you get tuned in to the part of his shadow where you can hear dialogue? Memory, active planning, either way
Oh, its animated lol
Dont know why, i just assumed live action

“Rise, son of guilliman”
“Im awake my beloved im awake! Though i know not this gorilla man fellow…”
Robby G
3 veterans bringing krak to the homeless heretics.
Executioner's stance + marksman's focus + braced autogun, I don't think I ever shot so many bullets in a match before.
Need to shave my cheeks n chin
The anchor didnt even grow in so now it looks… egh
Give yourself some sleep first
“Only”
Coffee
I meant to eat
And i dont drink coffee
Abyssmal drink, dont understand how you people all drink it
Maybe chorizo and eggs
Simple enough
Or rice again
Hmmmm
Coffee is great
Most people turn it into a dessert thing but
I prefer my bean water bitter. Smooth.
depends on the coffee and how you make it
i too used to think that coffee without milk is just bitter trash, but it's not true at all
it's just americano that's garbage 
Shiet my dopamine registery is destroyed im not getting anything from the caffeine
I honestly like the flavor
coffee doesn't give me an immediate energy spike, it actually makes me sleepy
but a coffee in the morning makes me more awake for the rest of the day
you people..
not energe drink
Idk. If i drink my canned caffeine, my anxiety tends to get shot. The more the worse
Regular coffee? Migraines if im not properly hydrated.
pour a 1.5l water bottle down your throat
too much
whats a good beginner build for veteran ?
My gut health improved a lot simce i stopped coffee
anythign you construct really
melee?
melee or ranged dont matter
the right side?
ye
Go for the shout its easyest
Man gav and bob hits hard 😭
And dont use duel sword its trash
it teaches bad habits
wtf
Shart
chain sword? or what
Or just use the knife atleast the kife is cool
yeah
heavy attacks perhaps ?
In my opinion they ahouldve just kept ds a psyker only
maccabian mk 4 is good?
If you want ds thats the one
Nop
Damn knife ears
duguguguguguugugugugugugu
Blood for the blood god amirite fellas?
fuck the aliens
Idk that sounds like heresy
If you insist 
what does this mean

open it ya lazy fucks
you wouldnt get it..
I dont wanna. Gib gif perms general!!!!!?!?!1111!1!1!

