general-chat

[fickle ravine]

as alive as a calculator

[whole glade]

omg i should be androgynous BJ "Terror Billy"

[elder merlin]

[whole glade]

thats a dope idea for halloween

[analog marsh]

Well Admech, Tech Adept class should be an easy edition, there's probably thousands of possible cosmetics they can make for a cyborg, like a full on cyborg or more human looking one, kind of like we have for the dog customization funny enough, not to mention they could have combat servitor minions that would have their own skins.

Any sort of minion class should be easy to monetise now I think about it, since both the dude and minion can be customized, which means more skins they can sell.

[elder merlin]

Who?

[whole glade]

the Wolfenstien protag

BJ

[neon agate]

What a fooking chad move

[whole glade]

it gonna so fye

[vocal hawk]

I like when daemonhosts spawn in front of me

and like block the entire way to the other part of the mission

[tired steeple]

are you playing lights out missions

[elder merlin]

Oh Blasckovich or something

Blazkowicz

[mellow void]

Just let your idiot squad mate trigger her

[jaunty path]

I channel moses when I board the bus

[fierce cave]

I heard me

[vocal hawk]

yeah

I actually just got across a brudge and into a very close space and there was also a beast of nurgle in there

I hate lights out

[jaunty path]

Why

Its pawesome

I like playing inferno psyker on lights out

Feels like I'm leading the way hehe

[sleek harness]

Where new cosmetics

It's been 2 weeks

Fatsoshark

[weak beacon]

Can’t wait to get more dogshit cosmetics

Mmmm I love slop

[sleek harness]

Say that to the imperial cosmetics

[jaunty path]

I suggest not buying anymore fatshark cosmetics tbh

[whole glade]

ye

[weak beacon]

I haven’t bought anything since the Arby coat

[jaunty path]

That's their core profit after you buy the game

[sleek harness]

Shush my Pysker needs 2 cosmetics sets instead of just 1

[jaunty path]

The dev studio has no incentive to improve the game if they gain profit by doing nothing

[weak beacon]

Greed corrupts all

[sleek harness]

I am very sorry to hear that

[jaunty path]

complains about the game
keeps fianicially supporting the game
game devs answer by doing nothing

[sleek harness]

Anyways we got a everthing rework last last week

[jaunty path]

Though

[vocal hawk]

not me tho give me your money

[jaunty path]

Strongest reason I haven't bought anything is cuz I'm broke as piss

If I had a job I'd be a hypocrite tbh

But jobs seem to be a fantasy in this economy

[sleek harness]

I must ask which person did theses acts

Just to make sure

[weak beacon]

I was thinking of getting the vostroyan outfit but idk if I want to

[jaunty path]

And for especially

[jaunty path]

I meant more in general

[sleek harness]

Good

[vocal hawk]

what is feel no pain

[jaunty path]

Wha

[vocal hawk]

I like when they put random stats in perk tree but say absolutely nothing more about what that perk is

[jaunty path]

Are you saying I'm complaining about nothing

Though I can't say nothing has happened...I just think more can be done

[sleek harness]

Who again

[jaunty path]

People supporting the game by constantly buying cosmetics whilst complaining about the game?

[sleek harness]

I brain dead sorry can't understand you at the moment

[jaunty path]

Oh lmfao

[lilac crag]

I got every set I wanted THEN I started complaining

[jaunty path]

Are you high or smth

[sleek harness]

Helldivers 2

[lilac crag]

like a true pretentious prick

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[sleek harness]

What are you, a millionaire?

If so can you give me money?

[drowsy lynx]

I feel seen

[lilac crag]

I'm a krieg fanboy

[jaunty path]

To be honest I can't really put people at blame for buying cosmetics but your words will be heard better once you hurt their wallet

[sleek harness]

Proof?

[vocal hawk]

better than helldivers

[jaunty path]

Even then. That can have consequences I guess?

[whole glade]

gruo

[sleek harness]

No money? Can't fix the game sorry

[whole glade]

grup

[jaunty path]

Yeah atleast it's just COSMETICS and not weapons

I hate that.

[jaunty path]

Yep.

[lilac crag]

weapons that suck..............

[neat jewel]

Difference is in helldivers you can get all cosmetics and content via in-game currency, I've only bought 1 warbond and the rest I've gotten fully for free

[vocal hawk]

it’s quite smart of arrowhead to release a game for less than every other triple a title and make you pay for all the content

[vocal hawk]

yeah you have to go out of your way and spend hours upon hours of tedious grinding

[neat jewel]

Nope, I've never grinded

[vocal hawk]

so you’re lying basically

[jaunty path]

I lwk wish there was a way to grind for aquilas but it's fun atleast

[lilac crag]

My gf got hd2 on Xbox release, she had to farm at least a week to get most of the WBs

[jaunty path]

I think caffeine just has a good farming group

[lilac crag]

this excludes actually playing the game, mind you

[neat jewel]

I'm not lmao, it's only 1000 SC for each warbond and the previous one always refunds 400 aside from legendary ones

[vocal hawk]

wow so you…bought a warbond and got the rewards for it then called it getting warbonds for free

we’ve hit peak arrowhead glaze

[neat jewel]

What are you even talking about dude

[jaunty path]

10 bucks per warbond yeah.

I wouldn't necessarily call it free though. Since there's still the cost ig.

[neat jewel]

But it is free, if you get the currency in-game

It's pay to skip

[vocal hawk]

…which you have to spend hours out of your way grinding for

[neat jewel]

Nope, you play the game normally and accrue it as you naturally come across points of interest

[vocal hawk]

how many hours do you have

[lethal solstice]

Natural credit gain is slow as hell

[jaunty path]

Definitely not intended to be the way you get warbonds though lmfao.

[lethal solstice]

Its like 10 per half hour mission

[jaunty path]

It varies I think

[neat jewel]

Like 600 and I got it day one, I play usually a few days a week and always get enough for the next warbond by the time it eventually releases

[jaunty path]

I should learn how to mod vidya games...

[vocal hawk]

so you no life the game to get warbonds for free

incredible

arrowheads finest warrior

[neat jewel]

600 hours in a game that's over a year old is not no lifing. Waaaah you're so mad dude go get a hobby

[sleek harness]

Got 500 super creds in just like, 3 hours of farming

[vocal hawk]

super credit placement is RNG btw

[sleek harness]

Exactly

That's why I said farming

[lethal solstice]

5 dollars in 3 hours

[jaunty path]

I still do not think grinding for several hours makes it free...you're working for fictional currency

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[vocal hawk]

yeah going out of your way to play the most tedious missions imaginable for nothing

[jaunty path]

That's not free at all whatsoever

[sleek harness]

Will sells theses shits if possible

[trail bolt]

I quit Darktide

I can't get good

[vocal hawk]

boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why I goon on company time

[sleek harness]

I like playing level 1 missions because its a somewhat big map which I can make it my playground for driving my car

And farm super creds obviously

[jaunty path]

I think caffeine baited

[vocal hawk]

no arrowhead fans are genuinely just like that

[upper parcel]

If you're farming super credits, you're not playing missions, you're dropping on a planet and ignoring the mission to just look for credits and then you quit back to ship.

[lilac crag]

I should kill missus..................

[whole glade]

i should eat chicken sammich

[sleek harness]

Kill everyone here

[lethal solstice]

Daily reminder that federal minimum wage is faster than the most optimal sc farming strategy

[sleek harness]

Except me

I am important

More than every single one of you

[whole glade]

WHY ME

TF I DO?

[sleek harness]

You just appeared

Calm down

You are safe

For now

[whole glade]

AHHH

[rocky radish]

Release me from this meat prison

[sleek harness]

Sorry pal not today

You weren't before in chat

[rocky radish]

Curses. Guess i have to put up with stupid reality some more

[jaunty path]

Take me out to dinner first

[sleek harness]

Missus don't romantize your assassins please

[whole glade]

i want chicmkin sammich

[lilac crag]

the plan IS food poisoning

[jaunty path]

Oh come on if Fidel Castro can rizz his assassin why can't I?

If society was good I'd be able to say everything in my head without filter

[orchid skiff]

if society was good you would be in a cage

[sleek harness]

Are you American?

[whole glade]

yes.

im a rat in a cage

[sleek harness]

Liar

[whole glade]

by smashing pumpkins

[fierce cave]

Ham

[whole glade]

i love ham

[sleek harness]

Liar

[whole glade]

shur up rat boi

[sleek harness]

Liar

[weak beacon]

[jaunty path]

Yeah

How are all of you doing today.

I don't feel the best but yeah.

[ocean widget]

the fact we cant fight the moon in R2 is a crime
i have been waiting an hour and yet no bloodmoon

[tired steeple]

R2?

[ocean widget]

remnant 2

2 items are locked behind bloodmoons not including craftable ones and the fucker wont proc

[tired steeple]

oh yeah I forgot I need to try that at smoe point

[arctic escarp]

god deemed it that I dont have full nights sleep tonight

ya boy is not doing great rn

[ocean widget]

its decent
100%ing it makes me consider throwing my head through a brick wall though

[lime beacon]

Shars blessings upon you

Did you want something?

[ocean widget]

cant even show ford the damn fucking dogtags you can get from his mate

[little marten]

😼

[ocean widget]

use a song of rest
or just hit your companions over the head with a banjo
both work

[blissful kiln]

I should go.

[vocal hawk]

I be profen

[jaunty path]

Today is a.....scary day for me to be honest. But I think it's for the best. I can't run myself raw like this.

That's not an inunedo or anything. I'm just...constantly mentally exhausted

Everything is scary and overwhelming

This morning wasn't good for me either. Waking up to this isn't good for me.

[arctic escarp]

constant string of bad things happening?

[ember nimbus]

im praying all of you find solace and rest

[lime beacon]

She be profen on my Tylenol till I headache

Except the opps

[sleek harness]

Brazilian

[lime beacon]

I be wishing nothing but tummy aches and restless nights for my opps

[sleek harness]

Brazilian day in Brazilian city

[jaunty path]

You will be going to hell for eternity unfortunately

[hazy kestrel]

My condolences

[jaunty path]

I have a friend whos Brazilian

She's very nice.

[blissful kiln]

Brazillion blessings on you, reject

[lime beacon]

When Thomas more wrote “utopia” im pretty sure he was imagining Brazil

True land of opportunity

[sleek harness]

Brazilian fact: we were the last county in the world to ban slavery

[jaunty path]

Brazil seems like its gta 5 taking place in a 3rd world country

[lime beacon]

Yeah not as funny

Yeesh

[jaunty path]

Yeah.

[ocean widget]

nevermind i fucking hate it
The Prism of Pride can be obtained by defeating 500 bosses in Boss Rush.
i have to run the gauntlet 26-27 fucking times

[jaunty path]

Didn't a government official just die? Or did one get arrested

Also

[ocean widget]

christ

[jaunty path]

Said brazilian friend is a puppy girl

[ocean widget]

yeah
27 years for coup

[hazy kestrel]

Only 27 years for coup? You’d think it would be more than that.

[lime beacon]

Wasn’t it bolsanaro

Rip bozo

[jaunty path]

I believe this surge of puppy girls is partially from worsening quality of life. Some people adopt infantile identities as a coping mechanism.

[ocean widget]

yeah

[ocean widget]

he'll probably die in prison tbf

[jaunty path]

It's becoming more and more noticeable these days to be honest

And I've met a large variety of the sort

[ocean widget]

yeah hes 70 years old @hazy kestrel he's defo gonna die in prison

[jaunty path]

To forgo responsibility and to put your life into someone you trust.

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, I guess.

Still think the book should have been thrown at them for something so serious tbh.

But it is what it is.

[ocean widget]

i mean the book in this case is death

so its a pretty big book

even bigger because its a delayed death

[hazy kestrel]

Well yeah, bit it’s the principle of the thing you know?

Saying 50 years hits more than 27, or something like that. Even if they’re gonna kick the bucket way before that.

But yeah, it’s the same result anyways

[ocean widget]

assuming people doing pretty shitty crimes get long sentences is expecting too much from any legal system

[hazy kestrel]

So true

So damn true, unfortunately

[ocean widget]

dude recently over here was a 36 year old nonce

i'll let you guess how many years he got for 96 offenses

[hazy kestrel]

3?

[lime beacon]

Nothing

[ocean widget]

25

[jaunty path]

Wha are we talking about

[ocean widget]

he'll be 60 when he comes out of prison

[lime beacon]

Probably sooner if he behaves

[ocean widget]

fuckin tell me about it

[hazy kestrel]

They’ll get out in 5 years for “good behavior” most likely

[jaunty path]

The prison system is wack

[ocean widget]

one guy in june got 10 years

shits wack

[jaunty path]

Atleast in America its designed to keep people in crime

[ocean widget]

thats not a good thing missus

[jaunty path]

I never said it was

[ocean widget]

the US prison system relies on the education system failing

[jaunty path]

I said atleast america does. I don't know about others

[ocean widget]

over in the nordic countries they actually reform people

[jaunty path]

It's made to create criminals and keep people criminal. And people come out worse than they were before

[elder hare]

cause its a business

more privately owned prisons and jails than state owned, each with underpaid/unpaid labor

[hazy kestrel]

It is. Free labor from the Prison system.

[jaunty path]

Feeding them garbage. Making them work shit wages. Facilitating gangs. Solidarity confinement.

[round mica]

nordic prisons are luxury from what it looks like

[jaunty path]

Abusive guards.

[elder hare]

they dont give a shit about reformation

[ocean widget]

they're decent over there
actually designed to reform criminals

[jaunty path]

This country is so awful. Why would anyone be loving of this country. It's one thing to love the people within it. But to love the government and its laws is just...dogmatic.

[round mica]

yes because violent murderers need reformed

[jaunty path]

[elder hare]

not to get into a philosophical debate, but not all prisoners are violent murderers

[jaunty path]

This person definitely cares about the well being of society

[round mica]

[jaunty path]

And not their own shitty moral compass

[tender horizon]

Everytime I look in this chat it feels like Donald Glover with the pizza on community

[ocean widget]

"Per capita, Norway has one of the lowest recidivism rates in the world; in 2018 the reconviction rate was 18% within two years of release, with a recidivism rate of 25% after five years.[1]"

[jaunty path]

I am Donald J Trump

[jaunty path]

No no. We can solve this with punishment lets just torture everyone

That has solved problems

[ocean widget]

whens your next meeting with the president of puerto rico

[jaunty path]

Erm malarky

[hazy kestrel]

Reforming prisoners? No, give the taxpayer money to the military-industrial complex again. —Average American Politician*

No, I’m totally not a nihilist/cynic based on everything I’ve seen in the past 9 years, what makes you think that?

God, I’m so tired of it all, at times.

[jaunty path]

Stopped myself from saying something TOS

Anyway

I don't care about punishing killers. As much as my emotions may influence what I say sometimes

It does absolutely nothing to just punish people for doing bad things

[little marten]

Is it against the TOS to be pro capital punishment?

[round mica]

How many of those offenders were violent though? because yes reform is good but only when it fits the crime, people who are proven again made again they can’t be trusted in society shouldn’t have those chances

[little marten]

Cause I’m pro capital punishment

[jaunty path]

We should be studying and researching how to actually reform these people. And what circumstance they had that lead them to doing what they did

[little marten]

Then we hang them

[jaunty path]

No.

[round mica]

some of these offenses should not be forgiven period though

[little marten]

Lucky we’re just strangers in a discord and not political rivals because Id pay the cartel to smash up your lego

[round mica]

i do not care why a pedo became a pedo, a dead SO doesn’t reoffend

plain and simple

a dude robbing stores, can be reformed

[hazy kestrel]

I agree with that, but what good does the capital punishment do? It certainly doesn’t work as a deterrent because unfortunately plenty of other people will continue to do the exact same thing later down the line.

[round mica]

a child abuser? no

[little marten]

Yeah reform the low brow criminals

But some folks no

[blissful kiln]

the judicial system is famously flawless and never issues wrong convictions

[hazy kestrel]

I agree.

[blissful kiln]

[hazy kestrel]

If only that were true

[jaunty path]

That is a complete waste of time and serves only to appeal to the moral and emotional bias of the masses. Death should be the final action taken when theres no other choice. Sentencing should be based on how much of a threat you actually are to society.

[little marten]

I’ll meet you in the middle and put nonces in an oubliette

[jaunty path]

It should be to protect others. Not punishment

Punishment solves nothing.

[round mica]

pedos and cold blooded murderers should meet the axe

[hazy kestrel]

It doesn’t help the victims in anyway.

[little marten]

Absolutely if they intended malice then why are they given a chance beyond the lives they destroy?

[neon agate]

I was about to comment something, but I realized the context of the conversation

[jaunty path]

Lmao

[tender horizon]

The prison industrial complex is a problem and the way the US handles drug addiction is severely problematic for the betterment of the populous. I am okay with capital punishment for Diddy tho.

[jaunty path]

Welcome to the politics chat

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/no-fire-fuck-shit-burn-gif-21428776

STOP IT

[jaunty path]

Hi Aquila

[tender horizon]

Is that uhh, Joel Haver?

[little marten]

Back to cat emoji posting

[misty trench]

the haver of joels, yes

[little marten]

😼

[jaunty path]

Whats your opinion on Mayonise

[elder merlin]

[misty trench]

goated though I'm more of an aioli guy

[elder merlin]

It is alright

[tender horizon]

That dudes stuff has gotten way more high quality over the years tbh

[hazy kestrel]

It doesn’t take their trauma away whatsoever, so what good does punishment serve other than short term gratification in the perpetrator’s pain?

[little marten]

Why are we not all watching married at first sight uk rn

[hazy kestrel]

Very funny reference pal

[ocean widget]

and yet the shit paper bear video keeps getting stolen

[misty trench]

look you can't just switch from capital punishment to cruel and unusual punishment like that

[ocean widget]

as a brit
i formally petition public execution of nurgle gamer for this

[little marten]

Sometimes you have to touch the darkness to remember the light

[jaunty path]

Servitors are awesome. Anyway uh

[little marten]

If I was going to be executed I think I’d like the firing squad

[ocean widget]

its in the UK so you'll get the stabbing squad

[little marten]

Maybe sandals, jeans, white plain t and a cute knitted cardigan

[tender horizon]

Electric chair me, or better yet bring out the guillotine. I want this to feel classic.

[misty trench]

like if someone told me I can get the guillotine or watch a season of married at first sight

I'm taking the guillotine even if that blade is blunt and rusty

[little marten]

Mandem with the zombies raaahhh

[little marten]

But these people are truly in love!!!!

[hazy kestrel]

Going for the Robespierre special eh?

[misty trench]

call me a romantique

[hazy kestrel]

Based

[jaunty path]

If I was going to be executed I would specifically request a lethal injection administered by a Clown girl in a traditional nurses uniform and have her stare into my eyes smiling as she presses it down.

[hazy kestrel]

Hold up. What?

[jaunty path]

It's my final request. Don't hate on me

[blissful kiln]

gotta get that clussy nursussy before you get the lethalussy injectionussy

[hazy kestrel]

I think I’m gonna have an aneurysm, pal

[blissful kiln]

[jaunty path]

I will go to hell solid.

[ocean widget]

even during execution discussions theres at least one horny fuck

[round mica]

you need the chair for this reason

[jaunty path]

And I don't? :(

[hazy kestrel]

Something just physically short-circuited in my brain, that’s not good lmao.

[jaunty path]

My messsge is objectively worse than theres

[hard halo]

Does anyone know when the new Arbitrator skin pack will be?

[jaunty path]

@hazy kestrel would you wanna talk about it more in length in dms

[hazy kestrel]

Soon™️

[ocean widget]

never

[jaunty path]

I mean the previous topic not this one.

[hazy kestrel]

Sure pal.

[hard halo]

Understandable™️

[jaunty path]

Yay

[misty trench]

my final request would be that I get tombstoned by the undertaker but for realsies

https://tenor.com/view/the-undertaker-aj-styles-wwe-boneyard-match-wrestle-mania36-gif-16943984

[sleek harness]

Holy shit is that Johnny Silverhand

[round mica]

oh so aquila gets image perms

but we don’t

that’s messed up

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[hazy kestrel]

I want to be thrown off the top of the “Hell in a Cell” and/or chokeslammed into a pile of thumbtacks, but we can’t all have what we want pal.

[round mica]

we the people demand image perms back

[amber delta]

I would be a great moderator

[sleek harness]

I am not people for you then?

[round mica]

idk you

you’re just a rat

[amber delta]

and a foolish one

[thick coyote]

Mine would be to get shot through the heart
My last words would be "and you're to blame"

[ocean widget]

just talk to shittymorph, he'll arrange it for you after all he was there in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

[sleek harness]

I remember you

You are that one guy

[sleek harness]

Thats my after name

[azure cobalt]

So would the Navis Breacher come to the arbite as a cosmetic?

[sleek harness]

You spell it like Foolish not foolish

[misty trench]

no justice in this world

[sleek harness]

Aquila where new cosmetics

Its been 2 weeks

[misty trench]

last I heard they're stuck in customs, something about Ogryn sized fishnets really caused a stir

[thick coyote]

That's clearly a vet

[sleek harness]

Are you saying that ogryn is getting a fisherman cosmetic?

[ocean widget]

ok but are they for ogryns to wear or are they to catch ogryn sized fish

[misty trench]

no (yes)

[sleek harness]

Does fishes even exist in 40k?

[delicate vapor]

balkan breakfast

[sleek harness]

[misty trench]

that's on a need to know basis I'm afraid

truly what DT needs is a fishing update

[sleek harness]

Just backpack then

[arctic gazelle]

I'm the grim darkness of the 41st millennium there is only carp

[ocean widget]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Rippy-fish

[sleek harness]

Speak in common

[sleek harness]

Okay but what they look like

[misty trench]

Aussie fishermen catching them would be like "YOU LITTLE RIPPAH"

[ocean widget]

fish

[sleek harness]

Proof?

[ocean widget]

no fish are not fishproof

[misty trench]

a fishproof plan...

[ocean widget]

theres also these guys
https://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Lurkerfish

[sleek harness]

Definitely a fish

Thats proof

[arctic gazelle]

Fish rule everything around me

[sleek harness]

You really think about it

[agile raven]

What Darktide needs is...

[sleek harness]

Everything is fish

[agile raven]

Uh....

Uhm....

Idk

[upper parcel]

Man, Arbites is kinda insane.

A fire grenade locked me in a tiny ass corner with like 4 crushers, some maulers and ragers and a ton of poxwalkers, and I was able to just stand in that corner and stunlock the ever living shit out of all the enemies with grenades, bash skill, and my maul+shield. They couldn't do anything to me and eventually they all died.

[sleek harness]

Hire him

[agile raven]

True.

I'll like

Post about the cyber mastiff and do nothing to fix the game.

[tender horizon]

This is the will of The Lex.

[agile raven]

[tender horizon]

Good job.

[agile raven]

No wait I'll make more stuff for Havoc so the majority of people don't even play it.

[sleek harness]

Lex didn't gave yall drip for like

2 months

[tender horizon]

Deluxe edition torso is some of the hardest drip in this game tbh

[little marten]

The black and white checkers?

[agile raven]

The gowned psyker with the skull mask.

(It's my favorite)

[sleek harness]

I like to use this head bandage on my imperial armored ogryn and then roleplay as a Lobotomized ogryn

[agile raven]

Does a lobotomy on an ogryn even do anything.

[sleek harness]

No

[agile raven]

Figures.

[sleek harness]

He is still able to talks

[agile raven]

Not much to disconnect anyways.

[sleek harness]

Though doesn't show emotions

[agile raven]

Using the ball cap to play a janitor who got a hold of a gun for some reason.

[azure cobalt]

A full team of Lex will make any Heretic fall

[sleek harness]

If we get a servitor class you know very well what people will be roleplaying as

[agile raven]

[whole glade]

gruh

[sleek harness]

Basically the first day when the Arbites was launched

[whole glade]

me am full of chimkin sammic

[lime beacon]

im full of microplastics

what waht

[wary flint]

started a havoc mission, got kicked to operative selection screen, and now says cant start anothing havoc until mine is completed but it doesnt exist

[upper parcel]

Looked at the steam recording, I actually stunned 2 crushers out of their overhead with the shield's flashbang special.

[azure cobalt]

Oh those were good times, beating the bosses into submission with my riot shield as my dog was doing the Lex's Work

[jaunty path]

You could still shred bosses without arb

[upper parcel]

I had a full arbites team today in quickplay.

We were kinda slow but we were pretty hard to kill, tho we did struggle a little killing captains and monsters. Really wish I had my shield for that mission cause it had the fog modifier and there were, like, 2 billion snipers.

[thick coyote]

Me full or microplastics, my dad full of lead, my grandpa full of asbestos

[thick coyote]

Dogless problems

[agile raven]

Shoutout to when I soloed a captain while everyone was dicking around with gunners and whatnot and I lost zero health on Damnation.

Arbites is totally balanced.

[agile leaf]

I wonder when are we going to get psyker enemies

[whole glade]

me.

[upper parcel]

Tbf I was playing with no dog cause I was using shock mines to get the penance for stunning enemies.

Shock mines are kinda crazy tho, especially when you can print them for free every minute. The damage is non-lethal but man do they buy you a lot of breathing room.

I think we only had 2 dogs on the team, me and another guy had that dawg in us instead.

[jaunty path]

Done already with how many barrels I pop with my Inferno staff lmao.

[agile leaf]

"Dude you won't believe this, but, my beloved told me to blow that barrel behind you or else world would collapse"

[jaunty path]

Inferno is like a shotgun dude

Semi automatic shotgun

[agile leaf]

I've been using the lightning staff the whole time

M2 on it is really fun

[upper parcel]

Game turns into complete Yaptide if you spend like a minute upgrading/buying stuff.

[agile leaf]

TRUE

It must be a bug where they postpone the dialogues if you're customizing but it all just overlaps

[upper parcel]

I haven't used a staff on psyker in forever. Sword and gun is all I need.

[agile leaf]

it's fun

Though I need to rework my build because it's kinda weak rn

[orchid skiff]

@fair bridge when are we buddy fucking

[barren wharf]

I've been running auric maelstorms non stop to get gone bowling done

It's so hard to try and find 60 enemies in a line

[wary flint]

somehow rarest trophy on steam

[barren wharf]

I'm trying to get a strike team up to coordinate attempts

[ocean widget]

getting 60 enemies in a row is hard because theres no true solo mode

[barren wharf]

Real

[dense wave]

Hey, can anyone help me perhaps? I am confused because the Steam post about the current event says it runs until the 13th, so I thought I had a week left, but the timer in-game says <24hrs left, which is correct?

[ocean widget]

the timer ingame

[dense wave]

well shit, I guess I'm not getting the frame then, I was counting on that extra week. Thank you.

[ocean widget]

i mean its possible to do 20 matches in the time RN

kill 2
leave
repeat

or die after killing 2

[dense wave]

probably not when I have at most 2 hours to play per day

[ocean widget]

well then RIP u

[leaden granite]

Wtf is up with Malum Caedo

[thick coyote]

The blueys are supposed to be very good at what they do

[vocal hawk]

ogryn

[thick coyote]

That's what's up with him

He's also a white beaky

So he's supposed to be very good

[fair bridge]

i'm available next tuesday around lunchtime

[ocean widget]

driving licenses n shit submitted to discord because of the UK law got leaked

[leaden granite]

That really don't tell me anything

But he seems op even for what he is

[leaden granite]

Wild
Can people sue for that?

[ocean widget]

idfk im not a lawyer

[outer tartan]

If it was a data breach, a lawsuit is possible, a stretch, but possible.

[barren wharf]

Can someone help me with a penance

I need 60 enemies in a line

[orchid skiff]

@fair bridge do humans have a soul

[urgent]

[fair bridge]

i think that the "soul" is in fact consciousness - our awareness of self is the spark that drives all imagination

[nocturne horizon]

cant believe im sat in a twitch chat for 2 hours waiting for a bolt gun skin

🤑

[thick coyote]

Hey

It's ourple

It's good enough

[orchid skiff]

Cant believe you want this dogshit

[orchid skiff]

Is that only for humans

[nocturne horizon]

purple

i have no choice

[drowsy lynx]

It's okay purple looks great on psyker

... Or will just as soon as they give psyker a bolter

[fair bridge]

i think most, if not, all mammals are self-aware

intellect is another matter entirely

[nocturne horizon]

plz fattershark remove the balaclava on the beta helmet for veteran

[little marten]

lol took longer than I’d expected

Only thing I’m submitting to discord is a big poo

[vocal hawk]

FS please add hawks too

[fair bridge]

hawk tuah!

[tired inlet]

but there's something I think you haven't considered

[little marten]

ruh roh

[tired inlet]

and that is Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree. Agadoo doo doo push pineapple, grind coffee

[vocal hawk]

where these auric maelstrom missions at

I think commissar dukane wants me

[astral basin]

50 hour work week this week

[vocal hawk]

servitortide

[upper parcel]

Man, I swear I dodged a trapper's net, and instead of running away he instantly shot another net at me.

I didn't see any other trappers in the area.

[orchid skiff]

@fair bridge i've gained 9 kg in like 3 weeks will you love me if I keep fattening up

[fair bridge]

you got a long way to go before you even come close to my haughty 782 pounds

[mossy solstice]

what's that in metric?

[orchid skiff]

Bro is using pounds

[mossy solstice]

£782

quite expensive if you ask me

[fair bridge]

idk how to do kilograms i'm redeeming games rn

[mossy solstice]

what the fuck is a kilometre? 🇺🇸 🦅

[fair bridge]

does anybody want vermintide 2 on steam

[orchid skiff]

I already have vermintide 2 because I have great taste

[fair bridge]

i knew i was emotionally manipulating you for a good reason

[orchid skiff]

Yeah. Wait huh?

[mossy solstice]

I have VT2 but never played it (I think I got it for free at some point)

[upper parcel]

Kinda crazy that one of the penances for veteran is "take no melee damage in a game where you are constantly swarmed with melee enemies."

[fair bridge]

i also have space marine anniversary edition if anyone wants that

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[mossy solstice]

just cheese it

[fair bridge]

that one was super easy

dodge, duck, dip, dive, dodge

simple as that

[mossy solstice]

Just don't get hit

[fair bridge]

literally just don't get hit

you can get shot, that's fine

just do it in malice or whatever the middle difficulty is now

seriously nobody wants space marine?

how about mechanicus

or chaosbane

[fair bridge]

i had like half the games in that bundle already

[orchid skiff]

I have interest in games I can play coop

[fair bridge]

i did get battlesector, kinda excited for that

space marine has co-op right?

[orchid skiff]

Space marines 2 is dogshit so if we assume that they improved on their first try what does that make it

I am not convincing anyone to play space marines with me

[fair bridge]

such a brat

[orchid skiff]

Hehe

[upper parcel]

There's a secret hard mode for the twins mission?

[mossy solstice]

yup

if you die, you can't be rescued

[ocean widget]

yeah
need to ring 7 bells a set amount of times

or ping ainz and he'll help you if hes not busy

ainz is a fucking god for that mission somehow

[rancid badger]

You get chucked in the Cauldron.

So make sure you have a Bullgryn and a Shout Vet.

[mossy solstice]

ainz is the guy who did twins hard mode hundreds of times, right?

[fair bridge]

ainz is the fighter that practiced one punch one thousand times

i want to become like that with hourglass missions

[orchid skiff]

Ainz sold coke to my little sister in Aldi's parking lot

[mossy solstice]

sounds like an upstanding citizen

[fair bridge]

i love that parking lot. i get all my coke from there

[ocean widget]

yeah

dudes like level 1500 something and can carry

no idea what his build is but combined with his skill its fucking nuts

[mossy solstice]

knife zealot probably

in tattered rags

[ocean widget]

nah didnt look like knife when i was with him

[rancid badger]

Some people just exist to make the Twins suffer.

[ocean widget]

his mate was like level 3000 on psyker of all things though

[orchid skiff]

Staff or gun

[rancid badger]

Like Gronk, the Bullgryn with a seemingly infinite amount of Block Efficiency.

[fair bridge]

i have yet to play gun psyker

[ocean widget]

no fuckin idea i was busy getting my ass beat

[fair bridge]

man it's raining

[mossy solstice]

The fact that our Havoc ranks get demoted every once in a while sucks major ass. Now I don't have the "40" next to my name and I'm too much of a lazy bastard to grind it.

[ocean widget]

doesnt matter too much TBF unless you plan on actively playing havoc

[thorny loom]

Do y'all hate it when you put the keys into your horse and it doesn't start

[ocean widget]

found another boeing engineer

[mossy solstice]

my horse always starts

🐴

[ocean widget]

literally the only reason to have a high havoc rank is the party system
and even then havoc shouldnt use it ngl

[dapper trench]

sup yall

[mossy solstice]

I just like the "pretty number next to name". I don't actively play havoc, specially high havoc because I prefer playing the game for enjoyment, not for the challenge.

[ocean widget]

hello there

[ocean widget]

fair

[dapper trench]

ngl this sickness kicking my ass

[mossy solstice]

that's Nurgle's gift

soon you will turn into a poxer

[ocean widget]

try kicking its ass then

[mossy solstice]

jesus, a dude on my Steam friend list has over 183 hours of activity during the last 2 weeks

that's roughly 13 hours a day

and I though I have problems

[ocean widget]

thats not that bad thats only
oh damn thats more than half the 2 weeks

[dapper trench]

Hes doesnt turn the application off

look at my profile

[ocean widget]

do you just never turn your PC off zero

fym 22 hours on whatever insight capture is

[mossy solstice]

he got Hogwarts Legacy last week and already has 88 hours in it lol

[dapper trench]

Oh damn

[dapper trench]

I do

[ocean widget]

88 hours on hogwarts legacy of all things?

[dapper trench]

Just insight cap auto starts

[ocean widget]

i mean i knew JK rowling was bad but no need for the whistle

[ocean widget]

awful

[mossy solstice]

looks like that's all he's been playing for the past 4 days

[ancient violet]

Who I'll get em

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/heart-attack-darkest-dungeon-death-gif-18532457

[fair bridge]

twomad's soul still trapped inside of overwatch 2

[ancient violet]

Tbh HP has traumatized me

The amount of times I saw people naming their "personality trait" a Hogwarts House

On their dating profile 😭

[orchid skiff]

hogwarts and 88

what a coincidence

[ocean widget]

i wonder who else made that joke rewdy

[ocean widget]

easy solution
dont bother with dating apps

suffer quietly and alone

works every time 60% of the time

[orchid skiff]

i can't believe you travelled in time to stole my thoughts

[hazy kestrel]

Iron Within, Iron Without. Am I right fellas?

[fair bridge]

installing opensuse on my little thinkpad x220t

the install is pretty sick

i like the green theme

[azure cobalt]

hypothetically Speaking how long will it take for us to get a new class? If we get one

[fair bridge]

you just got a new class

[hazy kestrel]

We’ll get one Soon™️

[fair bridge]

hasn't even been half a year yet

[hazy kestrel]

Just like veteran’s heavy mg from the class art. Soon™️

[azure cobalt]

I mean hypothetically speaking of course like how long woukd it take. Not saying I want one just saying if we did get that annoucment

[fair bridge]

i guess we need a new class every month

6 new maps every 2 weeks

[azure cobalt]

Maybe like a year and a half?

[fair bridge]

12 new weapons a day

stop being lazy fatshark give us 1000 unique outfits for each class

[azure cobalt]

For how it took for us to get the arbite

[hazy kestrel]

That is a optimistic estimate. Maybe another 3 years

[round mica]

Hello everyone, I just got all four base classes to Auric difficulty and thought I'd give the auric board a try. Is there an LFG channel I'm missing? Sorry if the answer is obvious. I did look.

[fair bridge]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[round mica]

Thank you

[ocean widget]

3 years

[azure cobalt]

Well their is the animated cutscene, voice lines, and etc aswell the new class

[azure cobalt]

I can wait

[ocean widget]

wrong

[fair bridge]

i can see why hedge complained so much

[azure cobalt]

Gives me time to find all the skulls and what not

[fair bridge]

i miss using my thinkpad holy shit the keyboard rocks

[bold vault]

are there any other missions excluding the train one that aren't part of the campaign ?

[azure cobalt]

I don't know to be honestly

[fair bridge]

karnak twins

oh wait

[undone sage]

https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3l2eYyA

quick lads tell me which one

[fair bridge]

a man named become-catholic wants me to click on his strawpoll

i'm intrigued but also wary

[hard crane]

Ip grabber gif here

[undone sage]

LOL

not even smart enough to IP grab tbh

[arctic gazelle]

Catholic more likely to grab your crotch

[orchid skiff]

hes gonna touch u

[fair bridge]

😨

[orchid skiff]

first the strawpoll, next..

[fair bridge]

😰

[fierce cave]

Metal gear solid reference

[undone sage]

you can insult me all you want but bloody vote

so rude

it's about which title i should use

[orchid skiff]

it's no insult we love diddlers

[undone sage]

i wanna go all default but that doesn't get you into a havoc lobby

[undone sage]

diddy party when

[fair bridge]

definitely catholic

[orchid skiff]

tomorrow the usual place

[hard crane]

first the strawpoll then they pull your straw.

[undone sage]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-danny-devito-frank-dont-gif-12450372

[fair bridge]

please do not pull my straw sir

[orchid skiff]

just checking for abnormalities

[arctic gazelle]

Cough please, sir

[dapper trench]

yuh

[undone sage]

imagine no embed

kms

still only one of you voted :(

ok now i'm being sketchy

i get it

i just got the 50 havoc armour btw 😻

SO MUCH ORANGE

[ocean widget]

pronouns is deus/vult
random link with no context
hmm

[orchid skiff]

88

[undone sage]

tbf i did give context after

but you right

[fair bridge]

very spooky

[undone sage]

it's God's will that my account is now yours 🔥

[ocean widget]

whats your favourite nordic rune

[undone sage]

omg great question my ex was kinda into them

i' cringe though because bluetooth comes to mind

[fair bridge]

the correct answer should be: i don't know jack shit about those godless heathens

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[undone sage]

oh no

i have betrayed you, my Lord...

[fair bridge]

they killed kennedy you know

[arctic gazelle]

Really strong " it's actually called a Charlie Chaplin"

[misty trench]

remember when every fucking thing came with bluetooth?

it's like how everything has an app now

[fair bridge]

oh boy

[undone sage]

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-up-hold-up-meme-fallout-meme-gif-3737350009659669155

[orchid skiff]

unexpected

very unexpected

[misty trench]

let's not go there

[fair bridge]

totally did not see that coming

[arctic gazelle]

[fair bridge]

the guy with deus/vult on his profile.............. what............................

how could he..................

[ocean widget]

how the fuck did i call this

[fair bridge]

i did first!!

[undone sage]

just memeing but i do get it

my apologies

[arctic gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-gif-19335672

[undone sage]

LOL

no embed needed

[ocean widget]

@fair bridge

[fair bridge]

#general-chat message

[ocean widget]

yeah i aint believeing shit about you "just memeing"

[ocean widget]

i did nazi that coming

[fair bridge]

subtle, very subtle

[undone sage]

i mean, you should know how the no no Germans treated Catholics... just saying...

we got like at least a couple Saints they killed so

[fair bridge]

jews on the other hand are open season ig

[undone sage]

oh no i'm constantly getting at the throats of them on twitter

[fair bridge]

why does warhammer attract these kinds of people

i mean i can guess why

but still

it's odd

[ocean widget]

because they see the black templars and do that one soyjak pointing thing

[orchid skiff]

everyone watch me

[undone sage]

can i be honest, i just made a meme and you're assuming a whole lot about me, and i don't really like that

[fair bridge]

you cant dance at all that fucken SUX

[undone sage]

but i think it best we just move on

nothing against them, thanks

[fair bridge]

uh-huh

[ocean widget]

you are giving us a lot to assume about

[fair bridge]

miles of red flags

[ocean widget]

this is just even more to assume about

[undone sage]

one meme

moving on

[arctic gazelle]

Some people never got that 40k was satire

[undone sage]

it was stupid of me, i said that afterwards 👍

[ocean widget]

why is deus vult in your pronouns then

[lilac crag]

[fair bridge]

you don't understand, we should all be like these xenophobic religious fanatics that worship a tortured saint

[undone sage]

because it's stupid and silly

that's what i do

[ocean widget]

mhmm

[lilac crag]

DDM

[orchid skiff]

you know the funny thing

[ocean widget]

hello

[undone sage]

not really got anything to do with any other religion but my own

[arctic gazelle]

Memed too close to the sun

[lilac crag]

you're stoking fire on a Monday night?

[orchid skiff]

my wallpaper changed to death note with "investigating suspicious clues" music

[undone sage]

LOL

[orchid skiff]

perfect timing

[fair bridge]

the funny deus vult thing that all those fellas with the iron cross tattoos like to say

[ocean widget]

i am asking reasonable questions based off of suspicions about a new member to the server

[fair bridge]

it's silly!!!!

it's funny!!!! god!!!!!!

[lilac crag]

sly bastard

carry on, then

[undone sage]

haven't been very active here, i do get that, but played since march last year

600 hours

[arctic gazelle]

Jist one more thing dot Columbo dot gif

[fair bridge]

you guys are simply too woke!! just have some fun!!!! we should definitely deport them, yeah. all of them.

[undone sage]

disagree strongly.

[dapper trench]

the fuck are you on about

[undone sage]

idk i'm just going with them at this point

[lilac crag]

oh we are being serious

[ocean widget]

check become-catholics pronouns and all will become clear

[orchid skiff]

this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3bOruXptlg&list=PLWZFaY6Iz8KB7CShjDI8a3SAycyfq6YZ0&index=26

perfect backdrop

[fair bridge]

why would i be serious about any of what i just said

[orchid skiff]

no ip grabbing this time

[fair bridge]

have you ever talked to me at all like ever

[dapper trench]

I would rather smash my head in with a hammer

[fair bridge]

i remember when you grabbed me last time

[lilac crag]

sorry lad it's 2am, I can't deter

[fair bridge]

fucked up

[lilac crag]

I know not to take you seriously though

you're a silly lil guy

[dapper trench]

I would get king command grabbed

[fair bridge]

no if i was silly i'd have deus vult on my profile

[orchid skiff]

he's fucking 6"2

do not trust him to be silly

[undone sage]

trvke

[dapper trench]

then listen

[ocean widget]

cool
their pronouns are deus/vult
so if you know anything about certain parties you'll understand

[dapper trench]

to what ever tf dis is

[lilac crag]

I'd punch you

[fair bridge]

I Will Crush Your Head With My Bare Hands

[undone sage]

Ogryn moment

[orchid skiff]

6"2 behavior

[fair bridge]

punch the new guy

check his profile

[lilac crag]

this dweeb?

[whole glade]

i ate like a ancient greek person

[dapper trench]

Cool statment anyway

[undone sage]

if you're that bothered by silliness i'll change it?

idk what it has to do with another group of people but i'm not here to upset anybody

[fair bridge]

can we not infantilize these people by calling them "dweebs" and call them something more appropriate, like, what they actually are

[dapper trench]

dude ngl

[whole glade]

plate of grapes, peppers, feta, and oranges

[orchid skiff]

wait how do you forward things so that it embeds

[undone sage]

man i changed it bloody hell

[orchid skiff]

test 1 #veteran-class message

oh shit it works

i'm a genius

[dapper trench]

im fucking irritable rn

[fair bridge]

im a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ocean widget]

RIP
dont die

[whole glade]

whats happening

[dapper trench]

due to this cold

[arctic gazelle]

We de radicalised a man tonight

[lilac crag]

yes, ma'am

[ocean widget]

tbf they also did say "(((they)))" so the lights should be blue at a minimum

[lilac crag]

we need to get nazi killing machine in here

[dapper trench]

[arctic gazelle]

Welcome to the fold Werner Von braun, hope you can make decent rocket fuel

[orchid skiff]

@tawny gorge is it this one ?

[whole glade]

WHASTS HAPPENING

[dapper trench]

Dios Miho

[misty trench]

can you lot simmer down and move on

[lilac crag]

this guy right here

[whole glade]

DID I MISS SUM TEA OR SUM SHIT?

[dapper trench]

SHUSH

[fair bridge]

just give it a couple of days

[lilac crag]

awh. yes, boss

[dapper trench]

THE HUN HAS SPOKEN

[fair bridge]

don't call him boss jesus christ

[whole glade]

GRAHH

TELL ME

[arctic gazelle]

For the emprah

[lilac crag]

I call anyone boss

[dapper trench]

How you doing man

[misty trench]

I just spent a few hours doing yard work, so pretty good tbh

[fair bridge]

have some self-respect. the only boss you should have is clearly me

[orchid skiff]

imagine working with your hands

fucking peasant

[lilac crag]

okay, ma'am

[dapper trench]

like gardening or cutting the grass?

[lilac crag]

[twin flower]

imagine having a yard

[fair bridge]

what is calling me ma'am meant to accomplish

[lilac crag]

affirmations

[dapper trench]

Elite ragebaiting

[misty trench]

pulled a bunch of ivy from da cedar tree because it was gonna start choking it out eventually

[whole glade]

Omg.

[fair bridge]

based but your heart's in the wrong place. you should be calling me big unit

[misty trench]

also raking, hedge trimming, typical maitenance stuff before it gets too cold and wet to do

[whole glade]

someone tell me wtf happened or ill explode

[lilac crag]

understood, big unit

[orchid skiff]

if ivy chokes me and you stop her i'm gonna be pissed ngl

[lilac crag]

explode. blow up. combust. detonate.

[whole glade]

all of the above.

[ocean widget]

stop being horny for spanish stone rewdy

[orchid skiff]

spanish too ? dios mio

[lilac crag]

non-negotiable

[orchid skiff]

🫦

[lilac crag]

it's now 3m away from 2am

so I'm gonna like

not be awake

[dapper trench]

thats good

[neon horizon]

Does Darktide count as a spooky Halloween game?

[whole glade]

no

its too silly

[fair bridge]

vermintide 2 is going to have geheimnisnacht this year i think!!!!! i hope!!!!

[ocean widget]

fuck no

[neon horizon]

Last Geheimnisnacht I had to watch out for the Black Coach

[hard crane]

maybe if you've never played before and were shoved into havoc 40

[whole glade]

im going to eat an ogyrns rations

and give him a full fancy lunch

he deserves it

[hard crane]

how about...

you give him his rations... and the fancy lunch

[neon horizon]

I don’t think ogryns care about taste, but size

[misty trench]

'tis rewarding and kinda fun tbh

[whole glade]

maybe...

[misty trench]

me help plant, make plant happy

[whole glade]

depends how fun he is to be around

[ocean widget]

how about we just send big boi after you

[whole glade]

ill cook it

good fried eggs and spam

[neon horizon]

Did I hear spam?

[whole glade]

toast, coffee, fruit, veggies

[ocean widget]

if you say an insult about spam i will colonise your house

[whole glade]

maybe a black pudding

[whole glade]

yes.

[misty trench]

oh it's not my yard lmao, it's the in-laws' yard, they're getting older so I go over to help with that stuff

[whole glade]

why?

[neon horizon]

My grandparents lived in Hawaii, we’re all about spam

[ocean widget]

you know big bois server tag right?

[whole glade]

im not a big boi

[misty trench]

all I got at my place is pot plants galore, which is fine, but I am looking forward to having a yard of my own again one day

[ocean widget]

no but big bois an ogryn with a specific server tag :)

[whole glade]

im a small fella who likes cooking for big guys

[neon horizon]

Sadly I am a little man

[whole glade]

im a "Fella"

[misty trench]

nothing wrong with being a short fella

means more tall ladies

[whole glade]

i hate it! T-T

[misty trench]

short kings rise up (but not too much)

[ocean widget]

dont worry
if we need an improvised brick you're right where we need you

[whole glade]

fella is non specific

im neither

[fair bridge]

fellx

[whole glade]

ill bite your godamn ankles

[ocean widget]

you can try with that 7.5m movement speed per round

[neon horizon]

rock

[dapper trench]

Truly is

[whole glade]

then ill slice your heel tendon

i mean it

im violent

[misty trench]

ah I see I see

[fair bridge]

how do i spell violent

[whole glade]

like that

[fair bridge]

like wat

[whole glade]

[arctic gazelle]

Now again, with feeling!

[whole glade]

yuh

[misty trench]

it's like violin but lent

[ocean widget]

so violins cant eat for 40 days?

damn

[whole glade]

ye

goden Feddy :3

or Nitmar Foxi

[fair bridge]

goden feddy