general-chat

[jaunty path]

I can't wait to go and harass minimum wage employees today

[tired steeple]

3 snipers are pretty scary

[wheat scroll]

by your presence ?

[jaunty path]

No with a heat seeking turd

[wheat scroll]

actual nurgle cultist

[jaunty path]

Y do ppl keep calling me chaos

[elder merlin]

Monkeigh

[amber delta]

[tired steeple]

we need a xenos game

[weak beacon]

I want a necron game

[whole glade]

hoi fellas

[stuck wasp]

Mechanicus 2 has the Necron as a playable side

[weak beacon]

I didn’t play the first one

[stuck wasp]

I'd quite love to see a tide game with playable Orks (+Killa Kan) or Eldar\Ynnari

[weak beacon]

Indeed

[jaunty path]

Daily reminder

There is nothing wrong with Servitors

[random hornet]

Anyone know why the game gets stuck on a loading screen when I try to buy aquilas? I have not been able to purchase any cause the game gets stuck on the D tide symbol spinning whenever I try to buy aquilas

[weak beacon]

I feel xenos need more games about them

[random hornet]

stuck on "communicating with FS store"

[thick coyote]

Steam overlay enabled?

[jaunty path]

Anyone saying otherwise are liars and will be made servitors.

Also

Dreadnoughts are cool

and you should aspire to be one

There is no greater honor

[random hornet]

nope

[stuck wasp]

Non-Imperium need a lot of things in general

[weak beacon]

Yeah

[random hornet]

ive literally been stuck on "communicating with FS store" for 10 minutes and I cant escape out of it. Have to close the game to get out of it

[orchid skiff]

@fair bridge i made a high calorie smoothie do you want some fatty

[tender horizon]

"Things that aren't space marines in general" have one kinda recently started getting games tbh

[weak beacon]

Hmmm should I buy the vostroyan outfits for shits and giggles?

I like space marines but they are way too saturated

Too much space marine stuff

[random hornet]

thats what im trying to buy, but the damn game wont let me buy aquilas :/

[weak beacon]

My condolences

[tender horizon]

I like space marines sometimes?

[weak beacon]

They where my introduction to warhammer specifically the black templars

[tired steeple]

Sm1 was my introduction

[random hornet]

big sad

[tired steeple]

But I started being an actual fan at like

20

I was uhh 10 back at sm1

Or 9

[shy sandal]

"Like that's ever gonna happen, what a load of-" flush

[elder merlin]

Cool profile picture and cover photo, but he also looks hella gay too

[shy sandal]

My introduction to 40k was Space Marine 1

[keen moon]

level 1000s running speed builds bringing a level 20 into a damnation but not looking after them or staying grouped up whatsoever nor running any carry talents for them

[shy sandal]

That's the intention 💅

[keen moon]

[tender horizon]

I played sm1 when I was 13 or 14 and went "this is the coolest thing ever"

[weak beacon]

I remember playing deathwing and I was a warhammer lore novice so I had no idea what was going on

[tired steeple]

I saw hired gun and went “this is shit” and then saw other games and got more interested

Dawn of war helped a lot

[elder merlin]

Damn, i got good instincts

Or intuition

[tender horizon]

I really enjoy Hired Gun tbh, worse DOOM but a lot of things are

[elder merlin]

Either way

[tired steeple]

I’ve heard it got better after some patches

[shy sandal]

This is why i make new characters playing with friends, this way they don't feel like their dad brought them to hold the flashlight, and actually have fun

[tired steeple]

So it could be pretty good now

[weak beacon]

I didn’t like hired gun i didn’t even know it was a warhammer game at first

[shy sandal]

Gaydar

[elder merlin]

[zealous rose]

anyone know where i can find a shop rotation timer or sumthin?

[round mica]

it’s every other thursday 4 AM EST

[tired steeple]

Yeah so much of warhammer can look so different. Rogue trader looks like a completely different universe than darktide

[zealous rose]

so next thursday

[round mica]

yes

[keen moon]

it's just a shout into the void I get so worked up someone can get to that high of a truelevel and still be just as bad as a 5 hour player when it comes to grouping up when it actually matters in game

[shy sandal]

It resets every 15 days after the last rotation 4am EST, usually thursday unless there is a big update

[zealous rose]

[round mica]

sometimes they delay the shop rotation during events

[elder merlin]

Game recognizes game, or gay in this case

[tired steeple]

remember how good the rogue trader collab was btw

ah man I really love my

weapon charm and nothing else

[shy sandal]

Darktide players are good at many things, spacial awareness is not one of them

[low hemlock]

well we DID had a Shop timer

until a bunch of whiney Rejects started cryin, poopin & peein in they diapers to have it removed

but they didn’t use that same energy to remove the FOMO System that stay the same for 3 YEARS later‼️💢

[zealous rose]

hm

[low hemlock]

it’s tru the timer was located at the bottom right of the screen

[zealous rose]

that kinda whining would get you turned into a printer or something in 40k

[wheat scroll]

Darktide devs cry out in pain as they strike you

[low hemlock]

But hey let’s REMOVE that instead of the FOMO good job Rejects‼️

[round mica]

that’s too lenient, make them into the ogryns toilet aka the imperial poopin pissa

[thick fog]

Every 2 weeks on thursday

[thick fog]

hey that weapon trinket is 20 times more valuables than any of our lives

[wheat scroll]

🫡 🇨🇳

[round mica]

i won’t lie i’ve bought a few trinkets

some are pretty good

like when they dropped the update that had the witch hunter lookin hellsing outfits they dropped a charm that is just a simple pester scribe thingy with the wax

simple

yet amazing

[elder merlin]

Im good at it, im just not good at stayin alive

[low hemlock]

evea since Fatshark was forced to remove the timer

the “premium” shop has been releasing Slop after slop ever since as Revenge to those whiney ba$tardz hiding away like a bunch of turncoatz💢

[round mica]

removing the timer is so unnecessary

it would also make a lot of people stop asking when the shop updates

would also help my forgetful ass

[elder merlin]

[round mica]

i wonder when we will get another aquila event

maybe in 6 years if we are lucky

[zealous rose]

i saw somethin like doin a DH event to get aquilas

[round mica]

every barrel is now replaced with daemon host

perfect idea

[zealous rose]

[wheat scroll]

Best I can do is 5 bucks for recolored pants

https://tenor.com/view/pawn-stars-rick-harrison-yeah-laughing-lmfao-gif-5932183

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[elder merlin]

What if we ate fatshark and deleted Darktide from their servers? Then no one would bitch about the slop shop ever again

[wheat scroll]

Ogryns when they have to think of strategy

[low hemlock]

u know what…..

that’s actually not a bad idea, that way there’s an reward/reason to kill those things

🗒️✍️💡

[ocean widget]

truly a big boi idea

[low hemlock]

just devour vro

[round mica]

would be cool if they also gave some penance rewards for it too

[ocean widget]

anything that involves doing something with daemonhosts to make them worth interacting with would be good

[round mica]

like the rest of enemies

[elder merlin]

If the heretics werent supposed to be eaten, then why are they morsel sized? Checkmate lil'uns

[ocean widget]

DH penances dont exist for the same reason blowing up 50% of monster brains is still a private penance unfortunately

because fatshark doesnt think teamwork exists

[white vale]

I mean

They ain't completely wrong

[ocean widget]

i mean theres 2 reasons DHs wake up and only one of them is willing

[white vale]

Then again we are so fucking OP nowadays that Killing a DH is fairly likely if everyone gets their shit together

People just have generational trauma from the day 1 DHs

[ocean widget]

yeah
most people either cant be fucked with em or dont have the resources to do so

[formal mortar]

tbf it's been a bit hard finding teamwork in randoms lately lol

[river wind]

Don't forget about the muties and chaos spawn straight up throwing players into them.

[ocean widget]

yeah thats this
being lobbed into em is unwilling

[ocean widget]

fair
does depend on difficulty i spose tho

[tender horizon]

The OG class penances are so like, poorly designed it's crazy

[tired inlet]

Which is why they've been nerfed. At least twice?

[tender horizon]

Theyre still fundamentally poorly designed most of the time tbh

[tired inlet]

Decembef-february of release was wild getting those

[tender horizon]

Yeah it was

4 people sandbagging eachother to get cosmetics lol

[weak beacon]

I don’t like that penance where i neeed to have no ammo and 90% accuracy although it may just be a skill issue

[tender horizon]

That used to be 100 percent accuracy lol

[ocean widget]

tbh that is just a skill issue nowadays

[tender horizon]

I got that mf with a shotgun and firing into crowds

[ocean widget]

remove scavenger from ur talent tree
pick a revolver
just shoot at anything

[weak beacon]

Oh I didn’t try that

[ocean widget]

even better if you dump into BON

[wheat sphinx]

My buddy finally tried DT, he seems to be enjoying himself, although we both agree that Malice should be the standard difficulty, along with it's XP

Kinda silly that you need to play ~10 Uprising games for Malice

[coral raft]

I LOVE TRADING BLOWS WITH THE DEMON HOST WITH MY BUG BOI KNIFE

[wheat sphinx]

when Uprising is that empty

[tired inlet]

The weirdest was the 1 wound <20 minute one being fou d that wiping a mission still counted as complete so you'd have 4 zealots going to 1 wound, sitting for 5 minutes, and then m finding a cliff to suicide pact

[formal mortar]

Also you can use a profane weapon with a low ammo count

[wheat sphinx]

@weak beaconhey based Loona pfp

[weak beacon]

Greetings

[tender horizon]

Malice used to be the third difficulty lol

There was another one under Uprising, Sedition

[coral raft]

If you ain't going blow for blow with a demonhost you ain't having fun

[formal mortar]

There are a lot of players that still need to be on uprising

[tired inlet]

Malice was the standard T3.

[ocean widget]

60% ammo revolver mark that lets you dump all rounds quickly
dump it into the slugs back
its also how you can get the 5 weakpoint shots in a row penance real quick

[tender horizon]

Sedition was funny

[wheat scroll]

Its really not that bad. If you feel its a waste of time im good enough, you should be able to rush through, due to the low amount of danger

[tender horizon]

You could legit take a walking tour of the level

[tired inlet]

Now this is podracing

[ocean widget]

blame the difficulty update
it used to be based off level and not missions played which was much better

[wheat sphinx]

He finds it super annoying, he is very glad that I am here able to put him on Malice

[coral raft]

Isn't malice like the easy level

[wheat sphinx]

you got a sona mate?

[ocean widget]

i think they put it to be mission based to reduce the amount of heresy players which didnt fix shit

[wheat scroll]

He could also stack xp curios for faster leveling

[weak beacon]

No not really

[wheat sphinx]

He's level 6 currently so

[wheat scroll]

think you get a curio at 7 though, so dont forget to remind him

[wheat sphinx]

8

[tired inlet]

That was sedition->uprising->malice->heresy->damnation with auric being hist + more hist

[wheat sphinx]

aw

[vocal hawk]

i miss sedition

[tender horizon]

Walking tour ass difficulty

[tired inlet]

Living in the sunlight loving in the moon light having a wonderful time

[coral raft]

Auric is a bit more fun now

[tired inlet]

Sure is

[coral raft]

Still no issue clearing it

But it's a lot more fun more dh to trade blows with

[round mica]

veteran has become my new fav class

the chainsword feels so addictive now

[thick fog]

put him on auric

Carry them no matter many deaths

[wheat sphinx]

He'd just quit

[thick fog]

[wheat sphinx]

the last time he quit and told me "I wasn't having any fun"

because me and my friend put him on Heresy or something

"I just didn't do any damage man, and I kept dying"

[round mica]

is your friend new?

[wheat sphinx]

Yeah

[round mica]

that’s why lmao

[thick fog]

You know what we should do, start new class

[wheat sphinx]

He comes from Vermintide, he loved Vermintide

[round mica]

you’re making that homeboy struggle

[thick fog]

Funny I made new veteran just for the sake of it

But difficulty unlock is very annoying

[round mica]

if you only have malice unlocked and you go into a hosted damnation do you still get progress?

[wheat sphinx]

Yes

[thick fog]

If a friend is the party host

[coral raft]

Y some of y'all got questionable pfp😭

[tender horizon]

I think its funny they put a like, progression loss system on unlocking aurics

[wheat sphinx]

Problem?

[round mica]

i didn’t know if you HAD to play the select difficulty in order to get the progress or or not

rip to new players

[thick fog]

ironic you saying that smh

[coral raft]

Nah mine is just some random old meme

[round mica]

i like mine

[thick fog]

you still up with your friend?

[round mica]

just a grizzled cadian vet

[wheat sphinx]

He is currently fixing something

so me and my other friend are waiting on him

[thick fog]

Ah

[wheat sphinx]

we were a 4 stack but his bf had to go play Arma

[coral raft]

Don't know what that is but aight

[wheat sphinx]

so now a 3 stack

[thick fog]

Fair enough

Was about to ask if you got any slot

[wheat sphinx]

We do

[round mica]

i almost fell for the bait

[wheat sphinx]

I can inv you to my server where we are if you don't mind waiting

[thick fog]

sure thing

[coral raft]

What?

[vocal hawk]

rookie baiter

[coral raft]

Bait on what?

I don't know anything about the actual lore of the series

Just dice and slash

[vocal hawk]

cadia is a planet that got blown up

[tender horizon]

Best way to enjoy warhammer tbh

[coral raft]

How would the vet survive if he was on cadia

[vocal hawk]

some people left

and escaped

[coral raft]

Oh

Dweebs

[tender horizon]

In lore some were still fighting on bits of the planet that shattered apart

Dont think about it too hard

[coral raft]

Cool beans

[vocal hawk]

there were also all the cadians in other parts of the galaxy fighting as well

[coral raft]

Huh?

Y

[tender horizon]

Cadias largest export was soldiers

[coral raft]

Oh

So just slave soldiers

[tender horizon]

Sure

[coral raft]

Gotcha

[tender horizon]

Just like

The complex way of doing it via indoctrination and what not

[coral raft]

Well the only ever thing I like is my ogryn so all the small guys is weak

Soft like butter

[elder merlin]

[frosty vapor]

Hello

[round mica]

soft like an ogryns jello brain

[frosty vapor]

What is the tweet sermon about is there a new event out

[round mica]

hello greyname

[round mica]

plasma gunners and plasma wielding captains

kill 20 of em you get some cool stuff

[frosty vapor]

Trying to make it red don't know how many messages are required for it to become red

[round mica]

[thick fog]

not too much to chat here

[round mica]

i actually did the math for this

it was around 84 i believe

[frosty vapor]

Ohh that's alot

I don't know if I have it in me to chat that long

[round mica]

idk if this server allows XP gain through VC or not

[round mica]

take it slow, no need to yap if you don’t wanna

[coral raft]

Yuo

Yuo

Yup

[elder merlin]

The one who jerks

[weak beacon]

Goontide

[tawdry gull]

is there a new bug with penances or something? i keep seeing a popup saying i have some to claim but theres nothing to claim

[upper parcel]

Yay, game crashed during fog mission after several freezes.

[lean spade]

Felt the servers I played on today were quite jittery

[frosty vapor]

What do you mean

I no slaanesh fan

[tired steeple]

I am

[upper parcel]

Game crashed so hard I can't launch it.

[wheat scroll]

might have to close it through task manager, then wait for cloud snyc to catch up

[wheat sphinx]

why is it that when I am burning I can't slide

like I just start crouching

even though I am inputting sprint + crouch

[desert geyser]

With how we’ve gotten voice lines and Mortis Trial memories about how the Eldar/Aeldari are stalking/spying on the Mourningstar

Imagine if we got a 2nd DLC class for a Craftworld Guardian

[wheat scroll]

Heresy

[blissful kiln]

dodge sliding is more reliable for getting out of fire

[desert geyser]

mon-keigh.

[wheat sphinx]

ty

[wheat scroll]

no u, checkmate, alien

[blissful kiln]

and setting crouch to hold instead of toggle makes sliding more reliable in general

crouching is useless anyway

[soft fox]

Hola/Hello

[wheat scroll]

FRESH MEAT

[civic otter]

Pitiable reject

[desert geyser]

try to have a successful crusade into the Tau Empire and then talk to me, Imperial dog

[upper parcel]

I'm gonna guess that taking fire damage probably stuns you and stops you from sprinting.

[civic otter]

Your race is slowly dying out, elf

Your craftworlds burn

[wheat sphinx]

Nice sona btw

[upper parcel]

[wheat scroll]

Don't have a declining population, THEN, talk to me, xenos scum

[weak beacon]

Something something I like necrons

[soft fox]

Noat that fresh, but hi x'D

[civic otter]

Your flesh is rotting, isn't it

[desert geyser]

it took 65 million years and a Chaos God being birthed to take down the Aeldari

It’s taken a demigod to pull the Imperium back from 10,000 years of decline and you are still on the brink

[wheat scroll]

Birthed by Aeldari though

[civic otter]

Worry not, you will have no mouth to speak heresies with soon

[desert geyser]

what’s that? I can’t hear you over the psi-lightning shredding your soul apart

[stuck wasp]

The Ascencion of Slaanesh was inevitable anyway, they're timeless and from outside of the Realspace/Warp

[soft fox]

x'D of course

[wheat scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-gif-766857345458198993

[weak beacon]

Both suck

[stuck wasp]

I'm not defending the Eldars, I'm just stating the truth that is shared by fantasy and 40k

[civic otter]

Khornate berzerkers and iron warriors are my favorite if i'd have to pick heretics

[stuck wasp]

Corpse Grinder Gang (Basically a Khornate cult) for me

[civic otter]

They look neat

Nice to paint too

[flat karma]

can we reset the bell in orthus offensive secret hard mode ? in case we hit the bell too much or it loop ?

[round mica]

what does error code 3001 mean?

[ruby oracle]

https://gyazo.com/8dfdc90dacac97bca9ac3d75f2f32dca anyone got this shitt after new update ? cant log in getting crashed

[elder merlin]

Look at your profile picture and all will be revealed

[ocean widget]

oh yeah its tits

cant say im surprised

[ocean widget]

i think it only needs to be hit once to trigger

any more and it just makes noise

[wheat scroll]

post on forums for devs

[desert geyser]

so what does everyone think FatShark is gonna do for Darktide’s 3rd anniversary

[elder merlin]

When the fuck is that?

[formal mortar]

Tuesday

[stuck wasp]

Late November

[elder merlin]

30+ silent poxburster spawn event, that is all i can do

[brisk barn]

What does Power Level Multiplier actually mean? I'm seeing it in the patch notes in regards to the Dueling Sword's new special attack but how does it actually factor into the damage calculation?

[elder merlin]

The final 4th update should be in december, and did they even do anything for any of Darktide's previous anniversaries?

[civic otter]

No chocolate in my supermarket chocolate cake

It's all cake

Had like 1 spurt of chocolate in the end

[wheat scroll]

The cake is a lie

[civic otter]

I am furious

[desert geyser]

November 30th

[elder merlin]

@desert geyser

[desert geyser]

I believe they’ve done updates for both the 1st and 2nd anniversaries- for the 2nd anniversary I believe the update was GRIM protocols that instructed Havoc and Dukane’s mission

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/so-ive-heard-meme-cat-ears-so-i've-heard-gif-14683186045299634393

[desert geyser]

This would fit with the fact that Darktide is REALLY loving their low visibility mission modifiers rn

[little marten]

Wood

Supposed to be a meaty update too

[flat karma]

So eveen if my mate smash it non stop i can't fail the code ?

[upper parcel]

Tag daemonhost multiple times - teammate stills walks right into it and dies before we can kill it.

Proceed forward - now we have 3 people against a horde, a captain and a chaos spawn, and some plasma gunners cause why the fuck not?

[ocean widget]

yeah

no code just 7 bells last i checked

ah nvm there is a code
i think it just matters which order they get triggered in then

not if they get constantly retriggered

[ruby socket]

sup

[orchid skiff]

hello

[ruby socket]

I have more free time to play video game and I would like to play with an actual team. I am on ps5, if you want to play with soemone on ps5 hit me up.

[mellow jackal]

Hey guys, I'm just getting back into Darktide. I noticed that there's an event going on that goes until the 13th... but in game it says it's ending in like Tuesday or something. Which one is true?

[neat jewel]

My favorite is when people leave as the Daemonhost is killing them so instead of them dying it then swaps and kills someone else. So now we have a useless bot and someone else is dead

[ocean widget]

check ingame

it'll tell you when it ends

[orchid skiff]

try #vox-lfg-lexicanum

[mellow jackal]

Yeah that's what I mean. It says Tuesday. But everywhere else Fatshark is saying the 13th. So which one is it??

[ocean widget]

also where tf are you seeing it goes until the 13th

[stuck wasp]

No events, but Traitor Curse and Grim Protocol were updates that happened at that time

[ocean widget]

tuesday

[ruby socket]

Thanks

[mellow jackal]

The Steam announcement

[ocean widget]

no clue where you're seeing the 13th tho

ah no fucking clue then why they put that

[mellow jackal]

Ok thank you. that is very weird then lol, I was hoping I had more time. Its very strange...

[ocean widget]

nah its easy enough to do

should take like 10 matches

[blissful kiln]

Veteran + Exe stance + smoke if you want an easy time

[mellow jackal]

Only problem is I've got 2 midterms and a bunch of uni assignments coming up lol. Only so much time I can spare for the game

[ocean widget]

well then RIP you

should've shrimply played earlier

[ruby socket]

I am not grasping all the lingo lol

[jaunty path]

Is this kpop

[blissful kiln]

this is vampirene

[jaunty path]

Is it kpop.

[ocean widget]

what lingo

[blissful kiln]

maybe

[elder merlin]

So final update for this year then, possibly

[iron otter]

Anyone else have their GPU usage limited to 80% since latest patch?

[orchid skiff]

we are all kpop on this blessed day

[stuck wasp]

Well ye, probably

[ancient violet]

Kpop?

What's they

[orchid skiff]

I feel naked because of my haircut

Don't tell @fair bridge

[blissful kiln]

cover up

it's haram

[round mica]

how are some people lvl 40?

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/kpop-demon-hunters-netflix-gif-2682557420229390062

[stuck wasp]

Havoc clearance level, not character level

[ocean widget]

havoc rank

[orchid skiff]

[fierce cave]

Guess who's back

[blissful kiln]

ravoc hank

[fierce cave]

Back again

[orchid skiff]

There's one I can't find anymore

the belly is a rat

Idk which server I left that had it

[fierce cave]

[round mica]

aaaah

[elder merlin]

[fierce cave]

Who is you

New member

Membrane

[orchid skiff]

Introduce yourself quickly in #veteran-class with a selfie before the mods see you

[ancient violet]

Ew demon hunters 🤮

[fierce cave]

Ngl

[orchid skiff]

Demon lover

[fierce cave]

It's alright

[orchid skiff]

Heretic

[fierce cave]

Daemon kisser

[round mica]

but im playing ogryn?

[fierce cave]

Okay?

[orchid skiff]

That's quite dirty but we can deal

[elder merlin]

[ancient violet]

I listened to the album recently and reviewed it

The production is fine, and some of the Korean folk inspired songs are very beautiful

But some of these lyrics....

"mirror mirror on the phone, who's the baddest? us HELLO?1!?"

😬😬😬😬

[orchid skiff]

hahaha

[round mica]

why

[orchid skiff]

Because you seem cool

[echo canopy]

Is game progression tied to the Fatshark Account, or the Platform Account (and conversely is the Fatshark Account tied inextricably to the Platform Account)? With the upcoming price hike on Game Pass, and the current sale on Steam, I was thinking about just buying the game, but I really don't want to have to start my progression again from zero.

[ancient violet]

Kpop is like music if it came out of an assembly line

Change my mind 😈

[fierce cave]

Gangman style

Is best kpop

Change my mind

[ocean widget]

platform account most likely
didnt need a fatshark account to play darktide

[ancient violet]

I give him a pass because he called Americans: Yankees and they need to GTFO 👌🏻

[fierce cave]

@round mica
100 messages grants the red role

[ocean widget]

yeah you sign in with platform account @echo canopy

so its platform account progress

not fatshark

[round mica]

what does it do?

[ocean widget]

not fuckin much

[fierce cave]

Image perms in channels

Some

[orchid skiff]

unlimited power

[echo canopy]

Damn. Thanks.

[round mica]

alright

[fierce cave]

And you won't be grey

Get it?

Epic joke

[ocean widget]

im going to defenestrate you

[ancient violet]

👏🏻 😭 👏🏻 👏🏻 😭 😞 😞 😈

[fierce cave]

Discombobulation

[ancient violet]

Wait speaking of music

Taylor's album came out yesterday 😈

[fierce cave]

I GOT THESE STICKERS HERE

[orchid skiff]

Dim-dam talé lam, vacarme
S'en va dans Lumi éternam
Et Gustave dôme guardéam
Di-lim, di-li-li-li-lam
Lutece séra, dolilom séram

[fierce cave]

I am the mvp

[ancient violet]

Swifties are at war rn

😞

[orchid skiff]

Clair-Obscur
Trouble de rature, courbera Eiffel
Clair-Obscur
Guardéo peinture, trouvera sans elle

[round mica]

yes very

[fierce cave]

IM CALLING YOU GAY

[ancient violet]

When the punchline is sex 😞

[fierce cave]

The joke is porn

IT WILL ALWAYS BE PORN

[ancient violet]

Average anime Reddit

[orchid skiff]

what is porn

[blissful kiln]

baby don't hurt me

[upper parcel]

I think that's something else.

[ancient violet]

Prawns

[blissful kiln]

I think

[fierce cave]

Pawn stars

[ancient violet]

I agree

[elder merlin]

[blissful kiln]

pawg stars

[elder merlin]

Dawg stars

[fierce cave]

https://youtu.be/XDDgFLbbrEY?si=ZjwNiSg4E349qlN8

[blissful kiln]

[wary flint]

most infuriating part of havoc match making is not being able to request invite as a specific class. by the time i change to the missing class the lobby gets filled

[round mica]

is there a limit how many weapons you can carry?

[fierce cave]

2

One gun

One melee

[round mica]

no no

like guns in the

[ancient violet]

Ah real music

Video game OSTs and Anime OPs 😈

[round mica]

back at the hub

[fierce cave]

No

[wary flint]

dont think so

[round mica]

that im not using at the moment

[little marten]

😼

[orchid skiff]

I heard too many makes you lag out

[fierce cave]

Inf

[round mica]

ok

[ancient violet]

Not that rap bs

This is REAL music

[blissful kiln]

that would be a nice QoL change, Fish-Farts

[fierce cave]

https://youtu.be/yWh9l8RSkPk?si=LLUS1JRIaVTKG846

Saxaphone

[orchid skiff]

Ip grabber

[fierce cave]

https://youtu.be/aAKEdd_H0XY?si=t--gB6aPsFINayY5

[ancient violet]

Jazz music: 😴

Jazz Music....IN HALO: 🔥🔥🔥

[brisk barn]

Anyone have an answer for this?

[fierce cave]

Mitiplys levels

[ancient violet]

I once had someone unironically tell me that Jazz music is "playing music incorrectly"

[little marten]

I’m guess the damage multiplier when power mode is activated

[little marten]

🐒

[brisk barn]

in what way? Like, if the multiplier is 550 does that mean it multiplies by 550?

[brisk barn]

It's in the patch notes for the Dueling Sword, which has no power mode

[ancient violet]

I too would be a piece of shit if all I listen to is Classical 😴

[ancient violet]

Where is the joy of life at that point?

[fierce cave]

Divorce

[ancient violet]

TRUUUUUUU

[ocean widget]

more parry damage

[brisk barn]

So...if my power level is 400 and the power level multiplier is 550 then I do 400 x 550 when determining damage? That sound like it would come out to a crazy number.

[fair bridge]

i'll kill you bitch

[ancient violet]

I remember here a few months ago, I had a disagreement with someone on general. And all of the sudden they said: "oh wait you listen to hip hop, your opinion is invalid"

[ocean widget]

the less you try and figure out what the patch notes mean the better

[fierce cave]

Tbh

I don't fucking know

I just spread misinformation

[ocean widget]

fatshark patch notes are the same quality as their server connections

[brisk barn]

That doesn't answer my question at all. I meant like, how does it actually factor into the damage equation? What's the point of having the numbers if we don't have the equation to put them into to figure out damage?

[orchid skiff]

Vibes

[ocean widget]

vibes

[ancient violet]

Vibes

[fair bridge]

if you want numbers ask on the forum

or the modder's discord

[ocean widget]

or do neither and use a different weapon

[fierce cave]

Numbe

Numb

Lincoln park

[brisk barn]

I mean...I ain't gonna not use one of the best weapons in the game just cuz I don't know what Power Damage Multiplier actually means numerically.

[fair bridge]

i could kill u with a thought

[ocean widget]

skill issue ngl

[brisk barn]

I could kill you with a thot.

[ocean widget]

base yourself not by the power of your tools but by the power of your hands

[brisk barn]

I don't even know what you are saying, brother.

[ancient violet]

CRAAAWLING IN MY CRAAAWWWLL

THESE CRAWLS THEY WILL NOT

CRAAAAWWLLLLLL

[ocean widget]

stop being a bitch and hit shit with a shovel

[orchid skiff]

choke me

[ancient violet]

CRAWLING IS HOW I CRAAAWLLLL

[fierce cave]

Strangle me

[brisk barn]

CRAWWWWWLLLING, CRAWWWWLING IS NOT REALLLL, WOAHOH!!!

[weak beacon]

[ancient violet]

I can't believe that Linkin Park became famous from edgy Naruto AMVs made in Microsoft Paint 💀

[fierce cave]

[brisk barn]

They were famous before those showed up

[ancient violet]

Not to this level

[brisk barn]

Hybrid Theory made them famous. That was in 2000. Naruto didn't show up in the west until 2005

[ancient violet]

Never underestimate the power of autistic kids on Microsoft Paint

I reviewed Hybrid theory recently 🤔

[brisk barn]

Oh, I'm not out here saying those AMVs didn't help boost their fame. I was just noting that they were already a famous band before that.

[cyan current]

make sure you snack on your tylenol sweety

[fierce cave]

The timing

https://youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4?si=QltysmBQXrqCStEK

I'm ts playing

As I'm looking through old half life sfm

Ifykyk

[brisk barn]

Californication music video

[cyan current]

this is the first time seeing the actual video and not a SFM animation

[brisk barn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlUKcNNmywk

If you want to see some real SFM vibes old bad graphics, RHCP got you covered

[orchid skiff]

this is the wildest statement

[zealous rose]

healing dogs

would be a game changer

not really

[orchid skiff]

dog licking

[zealous rose]

but it would be nice

[fierce cave]

Peanut butter dih

[orchid skiff]

delete this

[warped cairn]

atleast hes brave enough to double down

[fierce cave]

He?!

Mods shoot this person

[warped cairn]

or she and they

[fierce cave]

Dawg I have said many times in chat that I'm lesbiab

Your new thi

Free pass

[warped cairn]

fair enough

[fierce cave]

Odst fan?

If you are

We will be fren

[warped cairn]

got MCC recently

[fierce cave]

Play halo 3 odst

[warped cairn]

did

[fierce cave]

Legendary?

W all skulls

[warped cairn]

heroic so far

[ancient violet]

😬

[fierce cave]

BOOOORRRRRIIINNNNGGGGGG

Gotta do lasso halo 3 odst my guy

[jaunty path]

You probably don't care but I strongly suggest you remove every thing after ?si=, it's a part of the link that allows youtube to track your data outside of youtube. Like webpages you've been on.

I use Zen Browser so my youtube links are already snipped.

[jaunty path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JP4f6gdPPk

Yeah none, yay

[fierce cave]

Bro circumcises the links

[jaunty path]

Same with Revanced.

[jaunty path]

Corporations deserve castration.

[warped cairn]

[jaunty path]

I think privacy these days needs to be taken a lot more seriously tbh.

[jaunty path]

Especially with it being under siege.

[fierce cave]

Im in UK

[jaunty path]

It's never been more important not to post a picture of yourself online

[fierce cave]

I have no privacy

[warped cairn]

ogryns(shares a single braincell to one another)

[jaunty path]

So it's even worse for you.

[fierce cave]

I do not have verificate

Fuck weak ass servers

[jaunty path]

You can still make the effort...in some form. Have you given your ID already

[fierce cave]

[fierce cave]

No id yet

[jaunty path]

yay

[fierce cave]

I keep irl away from lineon

[orchid skiff]

but i want to get likes

[jaunty path]

Can you try using Kazuma Kiryu to do ID verification

It's hilarious

[fierce cave]

They patched that shi

Death stranding too

[jaunty path]

Fuck do you mean Death Stran- oh you mean the face

[jaunty path]

I'll probably use my dads ID if push comes to shove

[fierce cave]

Minor

[jaunty path]

I'm 20

and I do have an ID

[orchid skiff]

minor

[jaunty path]

Just don't want to use mine..

[zealous rose]

not old enough to drink

[fierce cave]

https://youtu.be/OGhkvzOXAx4?si=_B9BPyd0sqNahnX4

[jaunty path]

Sad I know.

[orchid skiff]

let's ban the minor

[zealous rose]

yes, very

[jaunty path]

Hey Rewdy how old are you

[fierce cave]

Add 3

[orchid skiff]

.....

shut up

[zealous rose]

add 13

[fierce cave]

Old

[zealous rose]

yessirrr

[fierce cave]

Sir?

[zealous rose]

yessirrr

[jaunty path]

Is spag a she or they

[fierce cave]

She

I have said this

[zealous rose]

long ago

[fierce cave]

SO MANY FUCKING TIMES

[jaunty path]

Okay are you the homosexual who posted about getting laid with your german girlfriend

[zealous rose]

gamer girl omg

[fierce cave]

Yes

[zealous rose]

[fierce cave]

Me

[jaunty path]

Ah

You are the person

[fierce cave]

With big muscle German

[jaunty path]

Good for you :)

[fierce cave]

I am a person

The wedding is in February

[orchid skiff]

no one believes u

thats why

[jaunty path]

Gay

[fierce cave]

Very

[jaunty path]

Also congratulations

:D

[fierce cave]

Where's lamia at

[jaunty path]

At work

[fierce cave]

Not seen that fella around

[jaunty path]

He's currently being enslaved

being made into a servitor

@nocturne bloom ur gay

[fierce cave]

The one downside

If being a sub

Is lack of legs

[jaunty path]

Do you lack legs

[fierce cave]

Right now

Yes

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

I'd be a bit more careful doing that

[fierce cave]

Uh

No

[untold abyss]

Whats chainaxes dump stat?

[fierce cave]

[jaunty path]

mob

[fierce cave]

Mobile

[jaunty path]

Dangerous sex

[untold abyss]

Alright, cheers

[fierce cave]

Not really

[jaunty path]

I just thinkn if it's literally hindering your ability to walk caution should be had lmao

[jaunty path]

Maybe super earth had a point

[fierce cave]

It feels so good tho

[orchid skiff]

if sex feels good then why do i cry after

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-ride-skeleton-ride-gif-26625721

[orchid skiff]

checkmate liberal

[fierce cave]

Skill issue

[vocal hawk]

should i get the first helldivers

[fierce cave]

Get the 2nd

[jaunty path]

Watch gameplay

[vocal hawk]

i have it

[jaunty path]

It's not at all like the first game

[vocal hawk]

like 200 hours

[fierce cave]

Also hello trepang2 player

[jaunty path]

they are two entirely different games

[vocal hawk]

but is it good though

[fierce cave]

@elder merlin

[jaunty path]

[fierce cave]

Top down shooter

[jaunty path]

Yeah

[elder merlin]

Rookie numbers

[fierce cave]

Top.....

[elder merlin]

Althought mine arent much higher lol

[jaunty path]

I played some of it

[fierce cave]

[jaunty path]

It's alright I think

I like how I can be in a mech whole mission

It's definitely a game you need to play with friends, but casuals aren't bad.

[fierce cave]

Titanfall 2

[jaunty path]

Though...I think there will be a fairly limited amount.

[jaunty path]

Game I need to buy eventually.

[fierce cave]

Buy now

Or die now

[vocal hawk]

it’s always on sale for like a quarter they should just make it free atp

[jaunty path]

Does your mom

[fierce cave]

Necrophilia

[jaunty path]

Does your dad?

[vocal hawk]

i was thinking of getting but idk if it’s capped at 30fps on ps5

[fierce cave]

Necrophilia

[jaunty path]

:(

[fierce cave]

So

Why tf

Is gay

Autocorrecting to necrophilia

[jaunty path]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[fierce cave]

I got a fix my settings

[jaunty path]

THE FUCK?

LOL

[fierce cave]

Happens Ig

[jaunty path]

How often are you saying necrophilia

[elder merlin]

[fierce cave]

Ask paul

[jaunty path]

[jaunty path]

@elder merlin how often does she say necrophilia

what is the context

[elder merlin]

First i've heard it

[vocal hawk]

call me a necrophile the way I love necrons

[fierce cave]

I remember

Why

I was in an argument about fucking zombies

[elder merlin]

[fierce cave]

HELLO TREPANG2 PLAYER

[jaunty path]

I could totally buy tf2

[vocal hawk]

just break the cycle bruh

[fierce cave]

TF2 or tf2

[jaunty path]

Was it about whether it's Necrophilia? I mean it's an animated body.

[fierce cave]

It's rotting

[jaunty path]

Would sex with vampires be considered necrophilia

[fierce cave]

The body is dead

[vocal hawk]

STD speedrun

[jaunty path]

Huh yeah it is necrosis.

[fierce cave]

No because they have thought

And they never truly "die"

[vocal hawk]

but they’re literally rotting dude

[jaunty path]

Are we defining zombies like nurgle zombies

[fierce cave]

What vampire shi

[fierce cave]

Walking dead

[jaunty path]

Makes sense

Hm

Yeah it is

[ocean widget]

vampires and zombies are different

[elder merlin]

[fierce cave]

I think he's special

[ocean widget]

zombies undergo necrosis
vampires dont

[jaunty path]

but how long has that argument gone for for it to end up in your autocorrect

[ocean widget]

you dont say

[vocal hawk]

I thought you were talking about zombies

[fierce cave]

My favorite letters

[elder merlin]

Depends on which version of vampire it is

[vocal hawk]

meany pants

[fierce cave]

GGNEIR

[elder merlin]

In some fiction vampires are undead, in some they're alive

[jaunty path]

?

[fierce cave]

Ginger

[jaunty path]

Speak englis-

oh

[ocean widget]

still dont see em going through necrosis tho tbf

[jaunty path]

Sad

[fierce cave]

A great spice

[blissful kiln]

only a ginger can call another ginger ginger

[jaunty path]

Oh titan fall 2 is literally 4.49 rn

lmfao

[fierce cave]

NI-

NIEN

[jaunty path]

RACIST

[fierce cave]

I so cool german

[vocal hawk]

the joke is racism

[fierce cave]

German not racist

[vocal hawk]

funny

[jaunty path]

I am black so you need to give me 500 dollars for offending me :3

5000 dollars*

Money...

[elder merlin]

Read one where they were just from a super advanced civilization that had injected themselves with nanites to cure ailments, side effect was immortality and a need for blood, since the nanites needed daily doses to keep everything shipshape

[fierce cave]

Im poor

[jaunty path]

I need money

[ancient violet]

Ok and?

[jaunty path]

Oh thats ok you can give me half of ur paycheck

:3

[fierce cave]

I get paid

[ancient violet]

Y'all are getting paid?

[elder merlin]

Ya'll got jobs?

[ancient violet]

Y'all are employed?

[fierce cave]

Y'all got homes?

[blissful kiln]

I got dn

[ancient violet]

Y'all got bank?

[elder merlin]

[fierce cave]

Y'all are gay?!

[upper parcel]

Can't stop using smoke grenades on veteran. And now I don't even have to go a specific route on the skill tree to get them.

[fierce cave]

Rat

Opossum

Skunk

[elder merlin]

You're half right

[fierce cave]

All stinky

[ancient violet]

Y'all are Cissies?

[fierce cave]

Half left half right

Left foot creek

Right foot slide

[fierce cave]

Y'all are real?

And not a schizophrenic episode

[ancient violet]

Y'all aren't a figment of my imagination?

[fierce cave]

[jaunty path]

I am plotting

[fierce cave]

I am plapping

We are not the same

[jaunty path]

with wa

a shovel?

[fierce cave]

[jaunty path]

gay

[orchid skiff]

shut up weaklings

[jaunty path]

Peels off your skin

[fierce cave]

I didn't know you were gay too

[jaunty path]

erm ecksilly i'm panseckual

[fierce cave]

MY KITCHEN

[jaunty path]

so I fuck kitchen- yes

[ancient violet]

This is Darktide

[jaunty path]

I will do you oven and toaster.

[fierce cave]

Bikesexual

[ancient violet]

Everyone is queer

Imperium is Gay

Nids are the Lesbian Hivemind

Mechanicus is Trans

orks are non binary

[orchid skiff]

the emperor is a lesbian

[fierce cave]

He likes MEN

[orchid skiff]

compensating

[blissful kiln]

what if vampirene were the emperor

[ancient violet]

Wrong he said: "only men will receive my seed"

[orchid skiff]

nothing sexual about this it's just reproduction

[fierce cave]

Very sex ual

[vocal hawk]

this is based

[fierce cave]

So

That's a screenshot

[vocal hawk]

can’t believe mpreg is canon in 40k

[orchid skiff]

can't believe we're mpregging a woman

a lesbian even

[vocal hawk]

wpreg

[orchid skiff]

disgusting. never say that again

this is unnatural

[vocal hawk]

wokehammer!!!!!

😡😡😡😡

[little marten]

Just watched vhs Halloween

Better than the last vhs movie but not a top tier vhs movie

[fierce cave]

Do it more

[whole glade]

i like the BAs just not enough to love them or to read lore

[nocturne bloom]

Incorrect

I like everything

[orchid skiff]

did you turn straight

we did it reddit

[fierce cave]

Gf is wanting kids at some point

[orchid skiff]

who's gonna be the dad

you or her

[fierce cave]

Her

[tired steeple]

You talking about that movie with the spooky rat thing

Is it part of a series or something

[astral basin]

Aaaaaaa

[fierce cave]

Hello person I own the soul off

[tawny gorge]

means you like meat and bollocks

means you're gay boah

[fierce cave]

@astral basin
The emo guy is back

[astral basin]

Emo

Unfortunately now is outside your jurisdiction

Currently owned by the ministorum

[astral basin]

Lamenters. Theyre great

[ocean widget]

yo @stark bobcat you busy rn? need help with HM OO

[vocal hawk]

they like to lament

[tawny gorge]

unironically

[stark bobcat]

I can help

[ocean widget]

rn?

[stark bobcat]

Yeah

[ocean widget]

sick ty

[vocal hawk]

I like the paint scheme of them

[stark bobcat]

just need fatshark code

[ocean widget]

ill grab it rq hold on

just gotta boot the game up

[tawny gorge]

banana chapter

[vocal hawk]

delivering potassium to the emperor’s enemies

[tawny gorge]

its what the emperor told them after they lost the banana wars

[ocean widget]

3386576279

jesus fuck thats a level and a half

you two are legends @stark bobcat ty lad

[azure cobalt]

I would love too see the scrapped content for this game

[ember nimbus]

i would love to see content for this game period

[stark bobcat]

I would love to see the game

I can't

another crash

[vocal hawk]

literally an update like 2 weeks ago bro

[elder merlin]

[round mica]

yeah brah

don’t be silly

[elder merlin]

Darktide players having to wait

Challenge impossible

[round mica]

waiting is half the game

[elder merlin]

And knowing is the other half

G.I. JOE

[azure cobalt]

You know what...Give me a cobra uniform as a joke for this game

[elder merlin]

No crossovers

[azure cobalt]

Sheeeeee

[elder merlin]

But i wouldnt be surprised if there wasnt a mask like cobra commander's in 40k

[azure cobalt]

I wouldn't put it past FS to add something like that

[elder merlin]

Could probably settle for the blue outfit we just got for the body, or wait for a regular blue navy uniform

[azure cobalt]

True

[elder merlin]

From whatever that regiment is

Cause the one we have right now has too much armor

But there is one with just the regular button up coat, they would just have to add it

[azure cobalt]

We do have the blue krieg uniform

[elder merlin]

Too much armor still, aint it?

Isnt Cobra commander's blue outfit just a coat?

Or is there armor too, i forget

[azure cobalt]

Its a blue outfit with a black belt his pants has a black holster plus the red cape and silver mask with the helmet.

[elder merlin]

Yeah, most depictions it has him in a button up lapel style

[sleek harness]

Paul why are talking to a Tech-Priest

[elder merlin]

And fancy dress

[azure cobalt]

He does have that scubba armor suit when he came back in the later season

[elder merlin]

So you'd probably have to wait for a voidsman fancy dress outfit

[elder merlin]

What does that look like?

Seen one with some armor pauldron on, but wasnt sure if it was fanmade

Cause there is his more recent look with the metal mask and his old look with the hood

[elder merlin]

G.I. JOE

[azure cobalt]

Its blue underneath, with silver armor it also has a black undersuit underneath along with a sliver helmet

That comes with a red holster

[amber delta]

[sleek harness]

Hello totally not anymore FS remove Loner