general-chat

[blissful kiln]

needs a sequel

[tawny gorge]

sidequests?

[blissful kiln]

and maybe a remake

[tawny gorge]

no

[tired steeple]

Arx fatalis counts I agree

[tawny gorge]

an immerisive sim only needs one thing to be one and thats freedom to tackle objectives however you want

[tired inlet]

Farx Aetalis

[tired steeple]

I tried that

Wasn’t into it

[tender horizon]

Idk i guess like Borderlands environments never felt that interactive to me for me to feel immersed and simulated

[tired steeple]

Felt a bit too shallow

[tired inlet]

isn't borderlands a schlooter?

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[tawny gorge]

borderlands isnt an immersive sim lol

[tired steeple]

I hate that that’s how you say it

[upbeat turtle]

7 more weapons to everything’s at full mastery

[tawny gorge]

you can only shoot your way through things nothing else

[tired inlet]

shootin' & lootin'

[tender horizon]

Yeah, there's no other problem solving to it

[tired inlet]

schlootin'

[tender horizon]

You go to a place

Kill people

Hope a shiny gun drops

[blissful kiln]

I thought you were talking about Bloodlines not Borderlands

[tender horizon]

Nah nah lol

[upbeat turtle]

deus ex remaster when

[tawny gorge]

never

[tired steeple]

I was hoping bl2 would have more imsim stuff but you HAVE to kill all enemies

[tawny gorge]

we don't talk about deus ex's remaster

[tired steeple]

You can’t sneak past them

Oh bloodlines 2

[tired steeple]

Not borderlands 2

[tawny gorge]

just go play give me deus ex augmented editon

[upbeat turtle]

me when invisible war

[tawny gorge]

you didnt play it

[upbeat turtle]

i did not

[tired steeple]

Darktide is an immersive sim (:

[tawny gorge]

invisible war is massively overhated

[upbeat turtle]

i’m limited by console

[tawny gorge]

i didnt ask you

i know you didn't

[upbeat turtle]

i only have system shock 2 to keep my comfort

[tender horizon]

My entire experience with borderlands the series boiled down to "go place and kill someone" tbh

[blissful kiln]

Adam Jensen games are massively overrated

[tired steeple]

Would a 40k imsim work

[tawny gorge]

absolutely not

they're great

[blissful kiln]

great games

bad deus ex

[wooden creek]

We're talking Bloodlines, not Borderlands

[tawny gorge]

absolutely not again

[tired steeple]

I feel like being able to interact with stuff on a hive world would be pretty cool

[blissful kiln]

makes absolutely no sense

[tawny gorge]

and deus ex is my favourite game of all time

how are they bad deus ex game?

[blissful kiln]

because they are supposed to be prequels

[tawny gorge]

they're full of conspiracies

[tender horizon]

That was my bad for misinterpreting tbh, as long as you agree borderlands is not an imsim lol

[blissful kiln]

but look like they are 500 years into the future

[tawny gorge]

so?

[upbeat turtle]

40k survival game where you’re a guardsmen stuck on a death world

[blissful kiln]

that and horrible writing

[tawny gorge]

who gaf the original deus was limited by the times technology

[blissful kiln]

the technology doesn't matter, the style and setting consistency does

[tawny gorge]

"great games" "horrible writing" yeah youre dumb

[blissful kiln]

someone got offended

[formal mortar]

I didn't like deus ex much. It just didn't hit for me

[tired steeple]

How many adam jensen games are there

[blissful kiln]

widdwe baby

[tender horizon]

Human Revolution was kinda my first experience with a cyberpunk setting so I'll always have a soft spot for it

[tawny gorge]

next you're gonna call me woke lol

[tawny gorge]

what are you 12

[tired steeple]

The new deus ex games had weird choices. Like how stealth kills were limited lol

[tired inlet]

every 10 minutes you're prompted with: "Take cyanide pill and be with the Emperor? (y/n)"

[blissful kiln]

I'm gonna call you a disrespectful asshole

[upbeat turtle]

a lictor is constantly stalking you at all times

[iron vale]

are the twitch drops just for veteran?

[tawny gorge]

they would have made 3 but embracer dropped the third

[tawny gorge]

who the fuck are you

[tired steeple]

Ah I see

[fickle ravine]

am I weird for not liking people play the game with HP bars?

[wooden creek]

2. Or 1+1 if you delve deep enough

[upbeat turtle]

the woke mob put pills in my water to make me dumber

[formal mortar]

Seem to be

[iron vale]

boo. thanks

[tired inlet]

it isn't, but the death world has convinced you through psychological delusion that one is. So only you see it, but you don't really see it. You see it's outlines. But it's there. I swear it's there.

[fickle ravine]

LIke, every time I see a gameplay footage on darktide and I see those STINKY hp bars aboves the crusher hp I click off

[blissful kiln]

the woke mob wants to make you gay
/s

[delicate vapor]

a

[blissful kiln]

the already did with the frogs

damn them all

[formal mortar]

Personal choice, just don't watch them

[upbeat turtle]

theres hp bars?

[tired steeple]

There’s actually a game like this lol

[fickle ravine]

Mod, but yes

[tired steeple]

Not 40k though

[upbeat turtle]

psyker moment

[tired steeple]

It’s a survival game set in like serbia and if you go insane you start hallucinating wolves

[upbeat turtle]

i can’t that’s gay

[upbeat turtle]

that’s weird

[tired inlet]

2nd serbia mention today

[tired steeple]

It’s not long dark

[formal mortar]

I already hallucinate without being in Serbia

[upbeat turtle]

long dark mentioned

[tender horizon]

Bosnians malding

[tired steeple]

I should try that game again

[upbeat turtle]

i’m gonna hallucinate me pooping

[tired steeple]

I only gave it a few tries and died

[blissful kiln]

I hope Serbia is ok for at least the next 5-10 years. I need Underrail 2

[tired steeple]

I never gave it my proper attempt at playing it

[tired inlet]

Steven King's the Long Walk but it's just trying to go to work in Serbia

[upbeat turtle]

hopefully ukraine lives long enough for stalker 2 to be fixed

[tired steeple]

Cause when I play hard games I do like suicide runs where I experiment and learn and purposefully go into danger to see what works. Then after some of that I try to actually succeed. I never tried that with long dark unfortunately

[upbeat turtle]

saw 2 but it’s serbians at their work place

[tired inlet]

that's just a Serbian film

[tired steeple]

Lmao what’s going on in serbia for it to be this bad

[upbeat turtle]

serbians coexisting together

[tawny gorge]

fatshark needs to fix the dialogue on the mourningstar

wtf was that

[tender horizon]

I ain't got time to explain the Balkans rn

[upbeat turtle]

if i’m in a menu too long and i close out it hits me with a bunch of overlapped dialogue

[formal mortar]

It's because you tuned out so you have to catch every line of dialogue all at once

[tired steeple]

Alrighty

[vivid prairie]

i keep getting the "player in party is not eligible to undertake havoc assignments"

but i have everything as it's supposed to be

i restarted

and everything else

[tired inlet]

LAST TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z synopsis of 30 minutes of dialogue

[vivid prairie]

but i can't get it to be fixed

:(

[upbeat turtle]

me when the balkan breakfast and it’s just eating ingredients

[vivid prairie]

any1 know what's wrong?

[ancient violet]

What's wrong?

[formal mortar]

Lmao

[vivid prairie]

i keep getting the "im not eligible to play havoc"

even tho everything is fine

[upbeat turtle]

uninstall the game turn off your computer unplug it wait like 10 minutes plug it back in reinstall

[vivid prairie]

as it's supposed to be

[ancient violet]

Did you do an auric

[vivid prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[upbeat turtle]

what

[vivid prairie]

i did an auric yea why

[tired steeple]

You may have to do an auric maelstrom first

[ancient violet]

Sorry maelstrom

[vivid prairie]

i have already done havocs

[tired steeple]

Huh

I see

[vivid prairie]

multiple times my assignemtn is 35

[upbeat turtle]

my knee makes a pooping everytime i fully extend my leg

[vivid prairie]

i hope it breaks

[tired inlet]

Then why do you think it's your character?

[tired steeple]

Well everyone’s progress got reset pretty recently with the story mode update

You might need to again

[vivid prairie]

i am already assignment 35 again

[tired steeple]

I see

[vivid prairie]

i already played havocs

[upbeat turtle]

not very nice of you yoshi 6554438952

[vivid prairie]

like untill 20 min ago

[tired steeple]

That’s weird then

[vivid prairie]

it just exploded

[tired inlet]

so why do you think it's your character and not someone else in the group?

[tired steeple]

You may need to go to the forums with this if it continued

[vivid prairie]

because when i leave they don't get that issue

i only get it

even if i join random rghoup

[ancient violet]

You need to talk to Dukane and drop an assignment

[vivid prairie]

yea

it fixed it

thanks orcka

my goat

🐐

[tired inlet]

gotta take the L

[arctic escarp]

why is orcka a goat

hes a shark

[blissful kiln]

orkas aren't sharks

they're whales

[tender horizon]

Yeah

[blissful kiln]

🤓

[tender horizon]

They eat shark livers, infact

[blissful kiln]

[ancient violet]

Whales are fish actually

I'm not even shitposting

[formal mortar]

Since when?

[vivid prairie]

you're illitterate

[ancient violet]

Always

All Mammals are fish

[vivid prairie]

i love orcka

orcka my beloved

orcka my goat

[arctic escarp]

tru!

[ancient violet]

I appreciate it but all I did was tell you to press a button 💀

[formal mortar]

I should have figured it be a shitpost

[ancient violet]

No I swear

[arctic escarp]

youre a goat now unfortunately

[formal mortar]

Nope you have now lied to me

[ancient violet]

No gaslighting

[formal mortar]

Nah

[tired inlet]

all fish become crab

therefore, all mammals are crab, modus ponens

[ancient violet]

No

[arctic escarp]

anything past 4 legs scare me

[sullen minnow]

hello where do I ask for help with specs and technical issues?

[tired steeple]

Trilobites:

[formal mortar]

What about 0 legs?

[ancient violet]

#🎒support-issues

[tired steeple]

Could try asking here

[sullen minnow]

thank!

[ancient violet]

No keep the shitpost going

[formal mortar]

I want to play a game but I must clean the house

[tired inlet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation

[sleek harness]

Become a average streamer

Never clean your house and do a 24 live stream of you playing Doom Classic

[formal mortar]

Nah. I have to clean the house or else my gf might feel upset when she gets home, and also I like to have a clean environment

[sleek harness]

YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?????

You achieved more than most of this server can

[formal mortar]

I'm pretty sure it's quite a common thing

I bet some have boyfriends even

[sleek harness]

Dating? With theses freaks?

[river elbow]

Hey, now. Not all of us are freaks.

[sleek harness]

I don't know you

So I am not mentioning you

[river elbow]

Touchè.

[sleek harness]

No need to get all defensive though

[river elbow]

I do understand where you're coming from. The 40k Community can be very concerning at times.

[orchid skiff]

ababababababa

[sleek harness]

No I mean this specific server

Did you saw what theses freaks were posting when General had image perms?

[river elbow]

Oh, yeah, for sure. I've seen the Slaanesh Worshippers.

[river elbow]

Fortunately, I have not.

[sullen minnow]

well that doesn't seem awfully helpful at all, these blokes have average wait time of a few months

I checked in

[blissful kiln]

try #gameplay-help

[sleek harness]

Good

[sullen minnow]

posted there already

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/turbo-granny-dandadan-cat-dance-jam-gif-18139054701485934034

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-funny-embed-fail-goose-goose-embed-fail-gif-25175587

[sullen minnow]

aint that fortunate

[ancient violet]

I mean I didn't say it was fast 😈

[orchid skiff]

so ur a weeb innit

i need advice

[blissful kiln]

ur mom is a weeb

[orchid skiff]

shes dead

[blissful kiln]

respectfully

[sullen minnow]

well it's way more bothersome to just rawdog the json files in order to fix settings, than to just ask support, but I guess, a man's gotta do

[blissful kiln]

you lie

[orchid skiff]

maybe

anyway

[blissful kiln]

what did you want to ask

I have wisdom of the ages

[orchid skiff]

Gachiakuta or tougen anki which do i start first

[tired inlet]

gross. javascript
gross. node

whaddyai look like, some sort of full stack reject

[sullen minnow]

I played doom before you were born, I have a know about the machine

[astral basin]

3. 450. Inf las
        I need. Something else
        AAAAA

[tired inlet]

I was born in 1985, my guy

[whole glade]

martyrdom go brrrr

[blissful kiln]

I was born at the dawn of the 4th race

[inland mantle]

Can confirm I was there

[blissful kiln]

y'all probably haven't even evolved to the 3rd race

[orchid skiff]

I have gone beyond the need for evolution

[tired inlet]

🧛‍♂️ I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type I civilization.

this shit ain't nothin' to me man

[upper citrus]

ily rat

[sleek harness]

[upper citrus]

what does that mean

[blissful kiln]

I ate dark matter for breakfast today

[upper citrus]

yummers

[sleek harness]

[orchid skiff]

i bite u

chomp

[upper citrus]

[upper citrus]

[subtle silo]

I hate the make every shot count penace, bout to crash tf out

[inland mantle]

Just aim ez

[subtle silo]

I was doing that, "just aim" isn't helping

[inland mantle]

Not much more to it than that either use a shotgun or revolver like most people it's not even that hard use to be 100% now it's like 90% or something

[subtle silo]

Was using a plasma gun, got 005 out of 000 but downed and had ammo back

[inland mantle]

Dont go down?

[tired steeple]

That ammo doesn’t count I’m pretty sure

[formal mortar]

Check that nobody has survivalist aura before you attempt it

[tender horizon]

I think revo is better tbh

[formal mortar]

And just shoot big targets

[tender horizon]

Plasma has a metric fuckton of ammo

[formal mortar]

Rev with big targets, dump into them, play rest of match melee only

[subtle silo]

I asked in the nasa lfg channel, no response, though plasma can kill spec enemies easier

[tired inlet]

10% ammo count bolt gun; assassination mission; magdump into shield

[tender horizon]

Yeah, or shotgun cause its harder to miss on

I got it with agri shotgun back when it was 100 percent

Just shot into crowds tbh

[formal mortar]

You can do that on Heresy difficulty if I remember correctly, you can clear that melee only easy, so don't worry about the specials

Let your team handle them if need be

[subtle silo]

Ok

[formal mortar]

Double check the difficulty for it tho

[subtle silo]

Was heresy, assassination mission

[warm spire]

Where game

[formal mortar]

I can do a quick run if you want help

[shy sandal]

Use the revolver, and pray no other vet players are playing with you

[river elbow]

Combat Shotgun is your best friend.

It's how I got it.

[little marten]

Guys i don’t wanna glaze the popular game atm but shit silksong is 11/10

[subtle silo]

I asked in the nasa channel, no response, tried quickplay but got incompetent ahh teammates

[ocean widget]

you gotta get lucky mate

if you aint lucky you're fucked

[subtle silo]

I already got fucked cba to deal with it

[formal mortar]

I can do a run rq, just send me an invite

Eh, guess I'll just go back to cleaning lmao

[subtle silo]

What’s your code?

[formal mortar]

I dm'd it to ya

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[neat jewel]

Does anyone know if brittleness affects the Captains shields?

And like, if not does it still carry over to their main body if you apply it while the shield is active and it gets broken

[obtuse oak]

It does not, shield is unaffected by anything

[formal mortar]

Just gotta smack the shield really fast

[neat jewel]

Sad days, at least the soulblaze carries over to their main health when it breaks

[formal mortar]

I am loaded up for whenever

[subtle silo]

Was thinking an assassination mission

[formal mortar]

Just send me an invite

[elder merlin]

No

[subtle silo]

Can't seem to invite you

[weak beacon]

[little marten]

What does brittleness even do

Crazy word that

[thick fog]

Armor reduction debuff

[amber delta]

make hard armour brittle

[orchid skiff]

chat im boutta get a free discord decoration

which should i get

[thick fog]

Feeling cute

Matches with your freak side

[orchid skiff]

who says i have a freak side

BRUH I just looked at it

I am NOT getting that

[blissful kiln]

something spooky

like a vampire

[ripe tangle]

im the US, it’s apparently perfectly legal to drive around in your car naked, but it’s indecent exposure which is illegal to be out in public naked…. so being in vehicle naked is fine but getting out of the vehicle for ANY reason isn’t….

how does that make any sense?

[elder merlin]

You act like laws have ever made sense in the united states

Or that they were ever supposed to be helpful

[ripe tangle]

Fair enough lol

it’s apparently legal to be a cannibal, but obtaining meat to do cannibalism is illegal.

[elder merlin]

Its legal to fuck horses in some states

Child marriage is legal in alot of states

And then if you go farther back, alot of other fucked shit was legal

[ripe tangle]

iirc in the US, like 4 states don’t have a legal age requirment for marriage, but in most states the lowest age is 16 with parental or guardian consent.

in all of NE though it’s 18 to marry

[astral basin]

If you put your keys in the trunk of your vehicle, you can dissuade any probable cause at attempting to drive while intoxicated

[tender horizon]

If you get out of your car and finish the bottle of liquor you have it can be used in court as evidence that you are not drinking and driving iirc

Legal loopholes are funny

[ripe tangle]

I find them more annoying than funny tbh

[tender horizon]

I try to find the humor in things or I would be a deeply unsettled person.

[astral basin]

Its funny to learn about them
Its annoying having to figure them out

Rather. The humor is the disbelief that its a thing

[ripe tangle]

not sure if you’d make for a great lawyer, or a decent comedian.

[blissful kiln]

@nocturne bloom

[low hemlock]

butt dear Sister that would mean passing by drivers will obviously see yo naked figure on the front mirror, no?

[astral basin]

You can avoid being branded and executed a heretic if you have the

[tender horizon]

These things are not mutually exclusive tbf.

[astral basin]

How dare you summon that demon

[blissful kiln]

[astral basin]

What. Have you done.

[ripe tangle]

if you’re naked but within your vehicle even while driving, it’s legally the same as being naked in your house with the window open.

it’s technically okay

[blissful kiln]

ok

so from what I've gathered in the US it is legal to be naked and fuck your horse while eating human flesh in your car

is that right?

[dapper trench]

alright

[low hemlock]

now hypothetically speaking what if a bug or wasp somehow got in the car before u? what u do then…

[dapper trench]

dt time

[ripe tangle]

as long as you’re in the right state and didn’t kill anyone or desecrate a corpse to obtain the meat, yeah.

[dapper trench]

ah

[low hemlock]

ah what?

[astral basin]

Vehicles are supposed to be legally private property
However it is illegal to block the view of the inside of your vehicle to achieve reasonable privacy

[low hemlock]

cliff hanger ah answer💔🥀

[dapper trench]

ah shit these nuts in yo mouth

[orchid skiff]

wait

this used to be a gif

did bro create his own sticker

[orchid skiff]

the yellow fever goes crazy

[astral basin]

So. If you have are car full of nudists.
When you get pulled over, can you sue the officer of breaching privacy? Being a peeping tom?
You can certainly bait them with illegally searching with something outlandish but not illegal

…bad dragon

[elder merlin]

Why'd you tag him lol

[astral basin]

Train of thought had a sad afterthought

[low hemlock]

like a fantasy dragon yes?

[astral basin]

[elder merlin]

Lamia may be a degenerate, but i doubt he fucks horses

[blissful kiln]

bruh

90% of his stickers are those horse waifus

[ripe tangle]

horse waifus?

[elder merlin]

To be fair, i would hope that is just meme shit

[ripe tangle]

from the gacha game?

[low hemlock]

idk….horses do got that p o w e r in em

[elder merlin]

Some weird ass horse racing girl anime

[astral basin]

Theres a. People horse game thats out i think

[elder merlin]

Apparently one of the horses died irl

[ripe tangle]

Oh right, yeah that.

[elder merlin]

Wait, i think we were talkin about it in here before actually

[elder merlin]

There is a gacha game for it?

You know what, shouldnt even be surprised, there is a gacha game for everything nowadays

[low hemlock]

Lucia it’s a Japanese horse betting, but imagine if thy horse were anime women

[ripe tangle]

I’ve seen the game

[low hemlock]

[ripe tangle]

also Japan is funny, gambling is illegal, but horse and sports betting is perfectly fine.

[ripe tangle]

Texas is like this too actually.

like, exactly like that

[blissful kiln]

russia also

[ripe tangle]

not surprising

[blissful kiln]

i'm not sure if online gambling is illegal

[astral basin]

My area had a bunch of bingo halls shutdown for gambling
Bc they had pay to enter, and cash prize

[ripe tangle]

Online Gambling is probably some kind of legal grey area

[blissful kiln]

yeah maybe. but betting is 100% legal and a huge business

[jaunty path]

and a moral evil area

[astral basin]

Its the us. They are ip blocked

Some states have adult sites blocked.

[ripe tangle]

in Texas, adult sites are blocked, but you can easily get around it with a VPN

[astral basin]

Its like that in texas too eh?

[ripe tangle]

unfortunately

[civic otter]

In albania, adult site blocks you.

[astral basin]

Wack law. Must be logged in for verification
The sites recognized it as scummy and weird, and said “nah figure your stuff out. Till then noone gets access there”

[jaunty path]

it is??? Or is there some kind of legal loop hole

[blissful kiln]

go' a loicense for goonin'?

[tired inlet]

I was very much hoping for the EU to classify gacha/loot boxes mechanics as online gambling and regulate the entire games industry as such, but it didn't go through because the gerontocracy doesn't understand video games.

[tired inlet]

like many places in the U.S., gambling is fine if it's publicly owned and operated by the state. It's privatized gambling that is the issue.

[ocean widget]

kenneth pinyan died for that right probably

[tired inlet]

the real exception in the Japanese code for privatized gambling is Pachinko

[astral basin]

Key part. By the state. Taxes.

[ripe tangle]

explains why Texas has sports betting and like a hundred options for Lottery, but Casinos and Game Rooms are straight up illegal.

[tired inlet]

Casinos are taxed in states like Nevada, Mississippi and Maryland where they operate. Casinos on aboriginal land like in Florida and Washington are not.

sometimes winnings are taxed at a different rate than income

[tired inlet]

A lottery is a state-owned gambling racket specifically targetting the poor and justifying a state government from adequately funding education budgets and intentionally shortfalling them.

[elder merlin]

Is that the dude who had his anal cavity ruptured by a horse?

[tired inlet]

That was Mr. Hands

also from Washington State

[elder merlin]

Lol who

[ocean widget]

yup thats mr hands

[ripe tangle]

in Texas, Bingo Halls exist, but prizes are not monetary, and if you want a monetary prize you have to exchange non-monetary prizes for money at a technically different location, technically different could literally be next door in a “seperate establishment” that’s really the same place with just a wall or door seperating them.

[ocean widget]

yeah
kenneth pinyan

[tired inlet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

[tired inlet]

this is how pachinko does too; you win some certificate that you exchange

[ocean widget]

fuck i've heard of that

didnt know it actually worked tho

[ripe tangle]

funny how similar laws in two very different countries use similar loopholes lol

[tired inlet]

two types of emotionally dead and psychologically broken salaryman; the ones who go to the pachinko parlor after drinking and spend their life there, and the ones who go to an Akihabra arcade and have been playing Street Fighter II for 30 years.

[ripe tangle]

neither of which want to go home because their wife is cheating on them and their kids are too busy with school and school-related stuff, or they’re all sleeping.

[elder merlin]

Im not lookin at that, i dont know why you tagged me

[tired inlet]

you asked "who?"

[astral basin]

Sounds like some chuck e cheese bullshit

[tired inlet]

this is the answer

[ocean widget]

i've still got no idea which motherfucker named the guy in cyberpunk the same name as the horse fucker

[elder merlin]

Yeah, but @ocean widget already fuckin answered it

[little marten]

Emily Davidson?

[ripe tangle]

Bugs, Bots, or Squids?

[inland mantle]

Yes

[little marten]

FYI any woman who didn’t get my expert joke is a sex traitor

[elder merlin]

[inland mantle]

There's woman here?

[little marten]

Me

[astral basin]

I say dive the beach
Mo says the white pulsing circle is at bots

[elder merlin]

Doubt

[ocean widget]

she threw herself in front of a horse not fucked it you dumbass

[ripe tangle]

No, women don’t exist.

[ocean widget]

damn fr?

[ripe tangle]

nope

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[little marten]

God is a woman

[astral basin]

Women do not exist on the internet

[lilac crag]

Lucia is a gacha character

[drowsy lynx]

And women don't exist, therefore God does not

[astral basin]

40k gacha game when?

Wait

[little marten]

🐒

[ocean widget]

no

god no please no

[astral basin]

Its called tacticus
Its a shitty phone game

[little marten]

Sometimes when I close my eyes I see scary faces

And I know they wait beyond the veil

[ocean widget]

oh fuck yeah i forgot tacticus existed

[inland mantle]

Mb

[astral basin]

Don’t close your eyes. Were tired of seeing your musty ass when you do.

[little marten]

Rahh

Who’s watching U.K. married at first sight then

[ocean widget]

nobody with a lick of sense

[little marten]

consider me BOOMED

[white dagger]

sorry to bother, but may i ask how one can initiate a ticket for tecnical issues

[tired inlet]

#🎒support-issues

[white dagger]

ty <3

[orchid skiff]

[sweet trail]

I wanna hug ogyn

[toxic mason]

I wanna hug Hadron

not sure if she would appreciate it thou

still dont know what or where is that human in her.

[sweet trail]

I wanna chew on her brain wires like a rat and fry her brain (affectionately)

[tawny hearth]

its all human, just not all flesh

[dapper trench]

you never played old dt?

before item rework?

[tawny hearth]

if you thought that was even close to a gatcha then you'd never played a gatcha lol

even in the old days you could make a weapons in like 15 mins

[dapper trench]

Yea

and half of your in game wallet

For you to a get a god roll 320

[vocal hawk]

I want hadron to call me a good little varlet

[tawny hearth]

naw, never had to roll more than 15 or 20 times for a weapon, you all just let perfect be the enemy is good like this game needs that level of min maxing in stats lol

the new system drains my wallet and resources more and thats only to insta max mastery a new weapon

[dapper trench]

you high dude?

we talking pre lock removing

[tawny hearth]

naw i just fully understand this game never needed god rolls and it was silly to chase them, once they are a promise then getting them makes sense

yeah so am i

i'm talking even beta lol

[dapper trench]

Oi

[jaunty path]

Playing csgo

[dapper trench]

Dense

[dapper trench]

Most bitchless thing i heard all day

[tawny hearth]

lol i've been made fun of for my takes since the launch of vt1... hell i've been made fun of for my takes since FS put out war of the roses, you're late to the party

i spent all the pre unlocked days making fun of people for chasing god rolls and complaining about it

[ocean widget]

maybe you should take a hint from that

[tawny hearth]

eh i usually get proven right eventually in these games in particular

[ocean widget]

mhmm sure ya do buddy

[tawny hearth]

lol in reality theres a certain skill point in this game where like.. yeah you can get a god roll but you realize it doesn't really matter

like yeah it saves you a swing here or there but that wont' win or lose you any games

[paper tiger]

im with wingnut, the people who chased godrolls and then complained about the chase were morons

[tawny hearth]

yeah its the complaining that was goofy, like if they liked the chase then thats one thing

[paper tiger]

was it a good system? no
did you have to participate in it at all? definitely no

[ocean widget]

and yet it was a system that fucked over everyone, not just people who optimized

[paper tiger]

inb4 "but muh power cycler 4"

[tawny hearth]

yeah i'm not saying it was amazing or even a good system... but you could get usable stuff quick as long as you didn't let perfect be the enemy of good

[tribal osprey]

Yo. Do I get clearance lvl 25 from playing through havok?

[paper tiger]

maelstrom i think

[ocean widget]

yeah

[tribal osprey]

Thanks

[little marten]

psyker nerf when

[ocean widget]

you gotta play through havoc to reach 25

[little marten]

sick of having triple psykers in my games

[ocean widget]

doing auric maelstrom sets you at 16 though i think

[little marten]

some pootuber put the hit out on pskyers i guess

[paper tiger]

My beloved says I'm better than ever!

[ocean widget]

yeah probably
just watch 3 flame staff dome psykers join the game and 2 of them become useless

[tawny hearth]

honestly i think this was more of a disconnect in design when compared with how the players were thinking... alot of players of games like this think "minimum" is just below or actually at maximum. The devs intended the players "minimum" to be something above that... which led to players getting frustrated

thats not me saying FS was right or anything just a disconnect when design met client

[vocal hawk]

then what’s the difference between our character level and clearance level

[ocean widget]

character level is XP
clearance level is havoc rank

[tawny hearth]

when you start gaining clearance level it will replace your character level over your head in the hub

[ocean widget]

no?

you see them both

[tawny hearth]

lol it used to

do you?

[ocean widget]

yeah

[tawny hearth]

lol i probably never actually looked past going "oh new number"

but i assumed the 30 would be redundant because of course you're 30

[vocal hawk]

I miss sedition difficulty

[tawny hearth]

unless its like a "true level" mod thing

[ocean widget]

nah cus u can do havoc without being level 30

think so

oh yeah technically you can

[tawny hearth]

you can be dragged in

[ocean widget]

clearance level is account wide while level is character wide

[little marten]

That dude getting 33 million damage

So all the rats scurry to Psyker

[ocean widget]

wtf?
there a vid of this?

[tawny hearth]

pretty sure when i was going through arby it was still partially locked if you do the campaign tho and need to get like dragged in by someone

[ocean widget]

oof

[little marten]

Scoreboard pic I think I have seen it

On the Reddit perhaps

Rotted armour tho

[ocean widget]

oh total damage

[little marten]

It’s either 3 flame Psyker roasting my screen or a recon lasgun vet putting on a 1 man edm concert

[ocean widget]

everyone can hit 33 million total damage if you spend enough time pissing about and clubbing poxwalkers to death

[tawny hearth]

lol if you get bogged down in some missions total damage will skyrocket

[tawny hearth]

well you do have gothic EDM bangers blasting in your ears already

[jaunty path]

First match I join in years and I hear hard r hard r hard r

lmfao

[low hemlock]

tru Pal

butt look on the bright side , we still got uprising

[little marten]

Yeah I had some guy running his mouth in a game earlier

Luckily for me my audio mix is fucked so I couldn’t make out the content of his whining over the swinging sounds

[vocal hawk]

ok but I want hadron to call me a good varlet

[low hemlock]

oh it will happen lil vro

[vocal hawk]

you promise 🥹

[low hemlock]

keep visiting her and doing her missions

I’ve done over 500 Repair missions on the same map Power Matrix

and evea since then ✨SugarMommaHadron✨ always rewarded me 4 thy effortz

[vocal hawk]

tuff

[tawny hearth]

i wonder what the actual numbers look like on the spread of players now they they moved around the difficulties... like i wonder if there are more auric players now

because it feels like damnation has alot more of the old heresy players but maybe i'm just wrong

[low hemlock]

I mean make since,
damnation is the thing to grind out resources without the hassle of getting clowned on

[tawny hearth]

lol i feel like more people are getting mad currently in damnation but i've barely touched it since the arby release... i'm just getting up a new character through the difficulty grind and yeah damnation feels more like heresy players atm

[dapper trench]

What else did you except?

[ocean widget]

they moved up in the world
unfortunately that world makes me want to headbutt concrete and is 1 of 2 reasons why i aint fuckin buying arby anytime soon

[jaunty path]

Honestly, it's what I expected.

[tawny hearth]

arby is fun tho, you can do a fusion dance with your dog and become a tall slayer bardin

[jaunty path]

I think I'm going to skip my Adderall, again.

I'll take it tomorrow.

[ocean widget]

yeah sure
except if i play arby i have to suffer through the new difficulty system

and that means i have to play 10 missions of heresy and 10 missions of damnation

[tawny hearth]

honestly with mortis trials its not that bad, mortis trials are just free

[ocean widget]

i dont think mortis trials applies to normal difficulty unfortunately

[tawny hearth]

i'm getting my vet up to auric because it was my 2nd least played class

[ocean widget]

plus you can still lose in mortis trials

[tawny hearth]

i thought it did apply when i was leveling the arby

i'll learn in just a second if i'm wrong lmao

about to start one with the vet

[ocean widget]

have fun

[tawny hearth]

its hard not to have fun with the new falchion lol

[tired inlet]

20 trapper round

[vocal hawk]

when she duel on yo sword

[ocean widget]

she duelling on my sword until i MARK 4

[vocal hawk]

in the hab block, straight up “killing heretics” and by heretics….heh….i mean my dueling sword

what makes the dueling sword good anyway

[ocean widget]

strong

other than that idfk
high damage heavy attack

plus not as slow as thammer

[nocturne flicker]

it has effectively no significant downsides while excelling too much at anti-carapace and mobility

[ocean widget]

so basically strong

[nocturne flicker]

meaning it's just a superior thammer in all fields but boss damage

[blissful kiln]

its downside is poor cleave

[nocturne flicker]

... and you have 1,000,001 ways to do consistent strong boss damage other than duelling sword, like a crit-focused recon lasgun/laspistol, a puncture bolt weapon, krak grenades, etc.

[ocean widget]

really?

never had an issue cutting up hordes with it

[blissful kiln]

havoc hordes?

[nocturne flicker]

but it's not significant enough to make said difference. you still mess horde's shit up with it to a passable extent. better than a knife unless you build for knife bleeds

[ocean widget]

im not mentally ill enough to willingly touch havoc so no

[nocturne flicker]

havoc should NEVER be considered when talking about balancing

[blissful kiln]

too late for that

[nocturne flicker]

as balancing around havoc would completely destroy the base difficulties.

[blissful kiln]

they are already destroyed

[ocean widget]

cant wait til i find out FS is asking tanner, mr E etc etc for balance advice

[ocean widget]

yup
damnation and auric would become cakewalks even if your entire team shat the bed

[nocturne flicker]

i wish they'd listen to hank and incan at least a teensy bit more

[ocean widget]

hank and incan arent content creators that i know of

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. atm they can still be really difficult if you're the one doing all the heavy lifting, but that shouldn't be the case

[ocean widget]

god knows taking content creators advice for balancing is how we got R6S

[nocturne flicker]

hankjw and aquilathehun? hank has a channel but i wouldn't call him a content creator

[ocean widget]

still not calling it siege x or whatever

oh shit yeah hank actually makes content wtf

not much tbf given 3 videos were recent and the 4th was 6 months ago

[nocturne flicker]

i remember being excited for R6S when it was announced because the whole hero shooter cringe shit still wasn't a thing. the early gameplay vids were all like nameless swat teams and shit

[ocean widget]

and now we have this

https://tenor.com/view/rainbow-six-siege-wall-smash-dies-gif-1747703081355245348

[nocturne flicker]

when it came out and it followed the same "funny hero shooter" trend that other games were, i just didn't buy it. and i looked down my nose at anyone who did

that last part has been the case for cod games since like 2021. oh, and black ops 4 in 2018

[ocean widget]

i bought it cus the pack that gave a decent couple operators was cheap as shit so gave it a test
stopped playing around the time pineapple woman was added

hold on ill find her name rq

[nocturne flicker]

... pineapple woman? i haven't been keeping in the loop lmao

i remember actually kinda liking infinite warfare tho

[ocean widget]

thorn

[nocturne flicker]

i thought the story for IW was very rushed, but if it didn't have COD slapped on its title to try and drive more sales and was just a standalone game, it might've had potential

[ocean widget]

yeah last i played was after azami but before sens

[ocean widget]

wouldnt have been as well known
also wouldn't have shat the bed as much

[nocturne flicker]

I liked the whole Earth Human VS Mars Human kinda thing.

[upper hare]

@crude agate

[nocturne flicker]

shows the possibility of a reasonably expectable conflict in humanity's future

and how it might unfold

either way the modern warfare remaster prolly SAVED COD in 2016 with how Battlefield 1 thrashed them

Activision better start working on the remaster of the REAL modern warfare 3 soon

if they want to actually get some nice sales this year

😂

[nocturne flicker]

btw have you tried power falchion? what about the power maul rework?

[ripe tangle]

I don’g understand people who get tattoos on languages they don’t even understand

it makes you look like a moron and a tool

[nocturne flicker]

can you imagine if asian women got latin letters tattooed on them?

[ocean widget]

Considering humanity already has wars its no doubt a small mutation caused by living on other planets would also cause wars

[upper hare]

how is everyone doing today ?

[nocturne flicker]

that'd be kinda funny

[nocturne flicker]

good yourself?

[ocean widget]

Pretty sure they do

[whole glade]

rgup

[ripe tangle]

I’ve seen Japanese and Korean girls have random English words in clothes

[tawny hearth]

bonkin heretics

[nocturne flicker]

i've only ever seen western women get like asian characters on them

[ripe tangle]

it’ll be something like “Nice” or “Mushroom!”

[nocturne flicker]

clothes aren't too bad i guess. not so permanent

[ripe tangle]

True

[upper hare]

doing alright just had a weird interaction with someone from here over a discussion over 3d printed models xD

[nocturne flicker]

BASED. M u s h r o o m !

[upper hare]

Emperor protect

[ocean widget]

You're not in an Asian country for most of your life though assumably so you'll be shown western n not eastern shit

[nocturne flicker]

i can imagine. stay away from vet chat too your pp will shrink from the contagion

[upper hare]

why vet chat specifically ?

[tawny hearth]

only good class chat is oggy chat

[nocturne flicker]

there's a lot of asians where i'm from. southern queensland

[nocturne flicker]

i've never had much of an issue anywhere else, although i'm just a vet main so

[ripe tangle]

I’ve been to South Korea, Japan, and Taiwan, I’m from the US though.

oh wait, I’ve also been to Shanghai once!

[ocean widget]

Pretty sure australia isnt Asian last I checked tbf

[nocturne flicker]

but we have a LOT of asian immigrants. they're a significant portion of our population

[upper hare]

same here i avoid using too many chats on discord just whats absolutely necessary + main chat just for fun

[ripe tangle]

Australia is it’s own continent, but they have a significant Asian population, though most of their Asians I think are Vietnamese and Indian iirc.

[nocturne flicker]

and their descendants ofc if they're multi-generational

[tawny hearth]

to be super fair thats not going to include alot of the counter culture crowd

[ocean widget]

And assumably they know enough English to not get shit tattooed on them

[arctic gazelle]

No regrats

[nocturne flicker]

Most in my experience seem to be those and also Chinese and Japanese but it varies on region. South Australia apparently has a LOT of Vietnamese to a degree it's the language they teach for LOTE in schools

[tawny hearth]

there are japanese video games that just use some english word because it sounds cool, and english speaking media also does that... its just human to misunderstand eachothers lanugauges but still use them in dumb ways lol

[nocturne flicker]

The older ones it's 50/50 but the young ones yeah true enough

[ocean widget]

Yeah a key part of getting random characters on clothing and tattoos is not knowing whatever it says

[ripe tangle]

I remember once seeing a girl who’s sweater just said “Super Cool Fun Night!” on it, no context.

[tawny hearth]

lol i don't even wear sweaters but i'd wear that one

[ocean widget]

There was this one TV show where some guy had his Chinese takeout order tattooed on him

[ripe tangle]

also surprisingly a lot of them wear random US College Sports Teams stuff without knowing where the school even is lol

[nocturne flicker]

i grew up in north queensland and Japanese was the predominant LOTE schools taught, although catholic schools are still stuck in their ways learning french of all things. in south queensland it's Chinese

[nocturne flicker]

ts is so based

[ripe tangle]

Like sometimes you’ll randomly see a Japanese kid wearing UCLA for no reason

[ocean widget]

Be the american Asian countries view you as

[tawny hearth]

British people do this sometimes, they have a growing hockey scene and they'll all wear random jerseys from American and Canadian teams

i dated a brit for like 10 years so spent alot of time there lol

[ocean widget]

Why

[ripe tangle]

[nocturne flicker]

it's pretty easy to be a westerner to Japanese tastes.

[ocean widget]

As a brit why the fuck would you come here

[ripe tangle]

I’ve only been to London as far as UK goes….

[ocean widget]

London is a fucking shithole

[ripe tangle]

London reminded me a lot of NYC, no offense if that’s offensive.

[upper hare]

question is why not

[nocturne flicker]

you'll never see this in Australia. I remember buying a Boston Celtics cap once though, no one else knew what that even was

[ocean widget]

Guessing it was London though
Dont see people wearing that shit round here

[ocean widget]

Its not
London is a fucking shithole

[upper hare]

london is basically its own micro country now

[tawny hearth]

lol i have alot of things to say about britian and most of them aren't good . good breakfasts... some good indie movie theaters... and naw most of my time was spent in nottingham

[nocturne flicker]

yeah wtf are these people mad? yeah lemme just vacation in fuckin' glasglow

[ripe tangle]

I’ve never been to Australia, would like to go one day.

[ocean widget]

Awful
Nottingham isnt as bad as London tho

[tawny hearth]

i can't breath in london man, its like chicago levels of polluted

[upper hare]

yeah and i gotta go there in a few days lovely fun time

[nocturne flicker]

@ripe tangle this right here

[ocean widget]

Get fucked

[nocturne flicker]

but australia

[upper hare]

[nocturne flicker]

like i would do a lot of unspeakable things to get out of australia

[ripe tangle]

what if I went to a part of the UK tourists never bother with?

Like, what if I just randomly went to the West Country and spent time in Somerset or Dorset or something

would I get bored?

[ocean widget]

I mean getting a public pool or whatever that guy got named after named after you would mean you get out of Australia

[tawny hearth]

some cool parts, most of the people ruin it tho... lol had to stop a drunk teen from beating up a poor girl behind the counter at a subway. As it was happening some local dude in a suit stands up and tells that poor girl to have a nice day and just goes to walk out as she's being attacked and i'm moving in

[ripe tangle]

would people ask me why I even bothered?

[ocean widget]

There would be tourists

[nocturne flicker]

harold holt 💀

[tawny hearth]

i've seen more street fights in the uk than i ever saw in the first few decades of my life

[upper hare]

use gympie gympie as toilet paper for a week

[ocean widget]

London assumably

[nocturne flicker]

i overheard someone with the most obnoxious american accent in a gympie mcdonald's once

[ocean widget]

Nah
There's still tourism spots all over the UK
Its just London is a shithole

[tawny hearth]

naw nottingham still... if it was london i'd probably be dead

[nocturne flicker]

american accents can be really obnoxious if they're strong

[upper hare]

fun part is once you've seen one town youve seen them all because everything here looks the fucking same xD

[ripe tangle]

Fair enough, I’ve only been to London, had a decent enough time but next time I ever go to the UK, I’d rather go to some place more “English” if I visit England.

you know what I mean right?

[ocean widget]

Ain't that the fuckin truth

[jaunty path]

Lucia would you eat a full english

You should

[nocturne flicker]

what's it called when somebody speaks spanish with an american accent?

[ocean widget]

The term is rural

[ripe tangle]

I have!

[jaunty path]

How was it?

[ocean widget]

Cunt

[tawny hearth]

the country is honestly very nice in spots... but most of the people are pretty terrible to eachother and their own areas (like littering and stuff)... its not like "oh they're all monsters" but it feels like something went wrong in the past and theres a current cultural problem

[ripe tangle]

it made me extremely full, I couldn’t finish it in one sitting, it also gave me heartburn… it tasted great though.

[tawny hearth]

otherwise the country can be really cool to see lol

[upper hare]

played with some american friends using Google maps after seeing the area i lived in they all got depressed

[ocean widget]

Dont think theres an actual term tho unfortunately

[tawny hearth]

lol this is why i refuse to speak spanish, like half my family speaks it but my accent ruins it

[nocturne flicker]

how the hell does the UK even have rural areas atp you're on an island with like twice our population

[ocean widget]

Skill issue ngl

[ripe tangle]

They call that speaking Spanish with an American accent.

[jaunty path]

@ocean widget is it true everyone from the UK is confined to an eternal damnation for being born british? and that god specifically made you people to suffer the very worst because he hates british people and he thinks its funny when they suffer which is why he created british people because he hates british people and wants to see them suffer

[nocturne flicker]

Hoe-la

[ocean widget]

Fuck if i know given our government for the past decade

[jaunty path]

I need cranberry juice

someone

[tawny hearth]

theres alot of stories about that... basically they don't let the towns expand in most places

[jaunty path]

send me cranberry juice

[nocturne flicker]

YUMMYYYYY

[ocean widget]

Oh yeah shit nimbys

[upper hare]

reaches for the tactical sandals

[ocean widget]

Not all the time but some of the time nimbys just fuck progress over because theyre a bunch of cunts

[ocean widget]

If god was real he would not have made earth

[nocturne flicker]

latin-descendant languages being butchered by english speakers will always be funny.

[jaunty path]

Dense, why does The Strange Case of Dr jyckll and Mr Hyde take place in Londom? is it because that inside of every brit there is a disgusting immoral goblin man?

[ripe tangle]

did you know roughly 59 million American speak Spanish? That’s roughly 1 out of every 6 or 7 accounting for whole population, States like California, Texas, and Arizona are obviously going to have the most though.

[nocturne flicker]

Yes totally the Italians wouldn't laugh their asses off at someone called "See-zer"

[ocean widget]

Because they needed a rich fancy man

[tawny hearth]

lol one of the funniest things i saw in brittain was a "mexican" restaurant that was trying to say "the hood" in spanish... but like.. I had to explain to them that their restaurant was named "the car bonnet"... they closed down a month later

[ocean widget]

I mean the name wasn't wrong kinda

[tawny hearth]

lol close but not quite

[nocturne flicker]

let's fucking gooooo

[ripe tangle]

the worst Mexican food I ever had was in Germany…

[nocturne flicker]

i'd go somewhere called the car bonnet

[ripe tangle]

they gave me what was basically a joke lmao

[jaunty path]

german mexican food..

[nocturne flicker]

did they at least douse it in paprika?

[jaunty path]

Was it like

[ocean widget]

Bruh
Did you really expect Germany to have good Mexican food?

[blissful kiln]

german humor

[jaunty path]

tex mex german

lmfao

[ripe tangle]

No I didn’t.

just saying where I’ve had it the worst

[tawny hearth]

i would be afraid to try lol

[jaunty path]

Never heard of Mexican food in Germany

[upper hare]

the funniest things ( but also most depressing ) is when you go to a traditional fish and chips only to find there are 10 different kebab and curry dishes but no fish and chips

[jaunty path]

but I do want some beer from Germany

Some nice beer and raw meat dishes.

That sounds so fucking heavenly man.

[tawny hearth]

i kept trying the mexican food in the UK because it made me laugh... but it also made me sad because i just wanted some good food that wasn't a pie or breakfast in that country lol

[jaunty path]

God why couldn't I have been born in Germany

[ripe tangle]

I was drunk in Heidelberg and this Italian guy was offering to make me Nachos when he realized I was from the US.

I’m already drunk so I’m like “fuckit sure”

[ocean widget]

Or the fish is absurdly expensive compared tk everything else because of fishing rights

[ocean widget]

You werent fast enough on the uterbahn

[upper hare]

[nocturne flicker]

thankfully my mamma actually knows how to make mediterranean food. helps with the pain of living rurally. oh and she's a master of chinese cuisine bc she worked under a cantonese chef. i'm so lucky

[jaunty path]

@somber stream Are German woman called Gerwomen? What about Non Binary Germans? Gertheys?

[blissful kiln]

gerwomen and gerchildren

[ripe tangle]

in Missus’ next life, she’ll be born in Germany… to an American soldier on a US base, she’ll still be sent to be raised in the US at the age of 3.

[nocturne flicker]

Germanians

[tawny hearth]

lol having any professional cook in the family is always a win tbh

[jaunty path]

THIS IS FUCKED UP

YOU CAN'T SAY THIS

[ripe tangle]

[jaunty path]

[nocturne flicker]

Petition to change the demonym for Canadians to Canadese... Canadese nuts fit in your mouth

[ocean widget]

I think Canada is enough of a joke simply by being above the US

[jaunty path]

Makin my own mett w store bought ground pork and bread

yummy raw meat..

[nocturne flicker]

proximity embarassment

[jaunty path]

@ripe tangle You've had steak tartare yeah?

How was it

[ripe tangle]

I have before yeah

It’s… ground meat

it’s okay

[jaunty path]

Delicious

[ripe tangle]

tastes like raw meat though

[nocturne flicker]

my boyfriend's an american actually. although oregonian, so the most normal kind

[jaunty path]

Honestly my desire to eat raw meat is like my desire to eat raw cake batter

Cake Batter > Cake

[ripe tangle]

I’m going to make some tea, and I’m going to use an Electric Kettle

[nocturne flicker]

okay so advice. if you ever get subway, only order cured meats like salame bc they can't really fake salame

[tawny hearth]

lol people from oregon are either normal or extreme radicals that live on a compound for the last 3 generations

[jaunty path]

Electric kettle sweep

[ripe tangle]

but I’m going to do something else that angers Brits for some reason

[jaunty path]

Which is?

Dipping crumpets in tea or

not?

[nocturne flicker]

he's from western oregon so he's normal. it's the eastern oregonians who do that cult stuff. although i just call them west idaho atp

[ripe tangle]

I’m going to have my tea with jam, and slurp the jam from a spoon while I enjoy my hot black tea.

[jaunty path]

This is just wacky

[blissful kiln]

blimey

[jaunty path]

But fair I guess!

[nocturne flicker]

i eat jam with a spoon. although it's just smth i used to do in the army.

[ripe tangle]

my Grandmother used to do that, I’ve mentioned it to Brits before and they always get mad lol.

[jaunty path]

Yeah that sounds beyond blasphemous I can't lie.

Shit.

[blissful kiln]

tea with condensed milk

mm

[tawny hearth]

lol yeah alot of the more "kind" states have pockets of actual crazies, i come from colorado and almost moved up to oregon at one point but called it off

[jaunty path]

I wonder if i still got condensed milk here

[blissful kiln]

don't need a loicense for that

[upper hare]

only acceptable if its the end of the pot

[nocturne flicker]

we also did this in the army. oh and for coffee too. we also had sachets of powder to create dollar store gatorade

[blissful kiln]

but tea with milk is a classic
i don't like sweet tea these days

[ripe tangle]

I only drink tea black.

or rather, black tea without sugar

[blissful kiln]

raw dogging black\green tea is good too

[nocturne flicker]

it depends on the kind of tea for me. you always drink green tea no milk, but indian and western teas can be quite milky in recommendation

[tawny hearth]

i've had to explain like 10 times what a drip coffee machine is and why'd i'd prefer it over the coffee machines they have in the uk (i drink too much coffee for unfiltered coffee to be safe)

[elder merlin]

There is a joke in there

[little marten]

Get a strainer

[upper hare]

how many here are from the Uk ?

[blissful kiln]

I do my coffee with a funnel

[ripe tangle]

say the joke! Don’t be a coward!

[elder merlin]

5

Atleast

[blissful kiln]

it's sort of similar to what you get from the drip machine

[ripe tangle]

I don’t respect cowardice.

[little marten]

You kay

[upper hare]

guessing they are all online right now then ? xD

[nocturne flicker]

i mean i'm from a former british colony but my ancestors came here from italy in the early 1900s

[elder merlin]

"I like my tea like i like my women, black"

[upper hare]

agreed

[elder merlin]

[blissful kiln]

freshly ground and prepared coffee is just so much better than everything else

[ripe tangle]

Heh

[nocturne flicker]

you may call us british texans

[upper hare]

love ancestry lore xD

[tawny hearth]

anything short of a paper filter is not gonna cut it tbh, so some strainers do work but also man... just drip machines are so cheap and functional lol, they're like the electric tea kettles for coffee

[nocturne flicker]

how can i make my tea fat too? to more accurately represent

[little marten]

Never heard of them tbh

[ripe tangle]

afaik Australians don’t like being compared to either…. Even if they’re comparable to both.

[little marten]

I’m not from the U.K. I’m from Britain

[nocturne flicker]

here's my daily reminder that i have a fat kink for no reason other than shock value. that's one task to cross off

[upper hare]

[nocturne flicker]

so you're not manx or north irish?

[ripe tangle]

Britain is in the UK though.

[elder merlin]

Bri'ish

[tender horizon]

See now that you're trying to justify it i think it's real

[blissful kiln]

there are these butter candy thingies(?) idk. they look like candy, but you're supposed to drop one into your tea and it soothes your throat

[little marten]

If that was the case it would be called the U.K. not Britain

[blissful kiln]

they are kinda fatty

[upper hare]

the kingdom isnt as united as it used to be xD

[tawny hearth]

this is like saying "i'm not from america i'm from texas"

[nocturne flicker]

it is extremely real.

[ripe tangle]

England is in Britain and Britain is in the UK but the UK is more than just Britain.

[nocturne flicker]

genius. you mean like butter menthols?

[tender horizon]

Reverse psychology doesn't work on me pal.

[nocturne flicker]

i love butter menthols

[little marten]

Great Britain

[ripe tangle]

you guys should throw Wales into the sea.

[nocturne flicker]

no i am a full-fledged chubby chaser. my boyfriend chonky asl

[elder merlin]

Anyone who specifically specifies that is a fuckin tard

[upper hare]

what in the tzeench

[nocturne flicker]

that's what they're called here!

[little marten]

I love wales! Haggis is so good!

[blissful kiln]

i looked it up and yeah, maybe?

[ripe tangle]

I thought Haggis was Scottish…

[elder merlin]

Specifically if they specify they're from texas, instead of simply saying they are from america

[nocturne flicker]

it is. it's ragebait dw

[little marten]

No you’re thinking of Guinness

[upper hare]

should retake all the old british colonies and countries that were under the british empire ( soft reboot and begining of the real imperium of man right there )

[ripe tangle]

and I was just trying to make a joke about Wales beloging in the Ocean…

[nocturne flicker]

wales belongs to argentina

[ripe tangle]

You mean thr Malvinas?

[nocturne flicker]

we all know the imperium of man was founded in nepal

[little marten]

I’m just being mischievous sorry guys

[ripe tangle]

Falkands is that country with Cardiff, obviously.

[tawny hearth]

that was kind of my point tbh, when the world hears the UK they are basically only thinking britain, they aren't thinking "wales, bits of Ireland, parts of india and china in the past lol"... they just think "britain" when they hear UK

[upper hare]

[nocturne flicker]

idk i just know that wales would be better off in argentina

i mean wales send colonists over there at one point

[ripe tangle]

imagine being Argentinian and drinking Yerba Mate and being poor.

[elder merlin]

Yeah, but specifically people from texas, cause fuck those people down there

Except my friend, Miggy

He gets a pass

[little marten]

I do actually love wales tho beautiful country

[tawny hearth]

lol people stuck in texas are fine, people who choose texas are a problem 100%

[nocturne flicker]

something something i hate non-christians something something second amendment, texas independence something something brisket

[ripe tangle]

I’m stuck in Texas… it’s a bit sucky here but I’m used to it.

[little marten]

Something about waking up with hills the size of skyscrapers and the sea at your doorstep mmmmmm

[ripe tangle]

I’ve grown from in, been molded by it.

[blissful kiln]

[tawny hearth]

whenever i think of texas i just think of king of the hill and poor infrastructure

[nocturne flicker]

my jewish friend told me she calls white southern baptists "wasps" and i'm all for it

[ripe tangle]

tbf, that’s pretty accurate.

[whole glade]

should i play le psyker?

[nocturne flicker]

if set in alaska would be called king of the chill?

[tawny hearth]

play melee psyker with a gun backup

[ripe tangle]

did you know Texas has no zoning laws? we also let Corporations and Billionaires own all private property here.

[upper hare]

yes do the thing

[whole glade]

assial or funny brain burt

[ripe tangle]

We’re kinda like America’s Domestic Tax Haven in a way…

and that really sucks if youre poor

[nocturne flicker]

speaking of KOTH i'm so goddamn glad they took a break from the show and rebooted it instead of doing 1,000,001 seasons with no break like every other OG animated show

[ripe tangle]

it’s awesome if you’re rich though I guess

[tawny hearth]

texas is crazy man, all the other states were like "hey man we're doing a couple big grids so we can help eachother and stuff" and texas is like "naw we got this"

[nocturne flicker]

like it shows in terms of writing. there's a few inconsistencies here and there but the latest season doesn't make me wanna grind my nuts against a cheese grater instead

[tawny hearth]

i've still not checked back in on it

i've watched up until the newest stuff a few times tho

[nocturne flicker]

yeah fair. it's a great show

[little marten]

Is Texas cool?

[ripe tangle]

the only gripes I have on the new season is the change in VAs, but that can happen in any show and you do get used to it.

[upper hare]

hey does anyone know about the vallejo brand true metallic metal paint line they are releasing ? ( do they have a released date yet )

[ripe tangle]

I’m from there, am I cool?